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FULL SHOW: Hoytey J Real Estate · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hodachey Big Show with Toledo's all the good stuff.
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  Speaker 2: No nasties try it today.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome big show. Really, Jason hitch might know, and.
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  Speaker 3: I'll get a mad Barsard's great to buy company on
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  Speaker 3: this absolutely glorious Thursday afternoon. It is the ninth of
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  Speaker 3: April twenty twenty six, and you, my friends, as always
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  Speaker 3: listening to the Big Show, brought you by Toledo's.
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  Speaker 4: Get a moogi estallion house life getting pretty grassy, your
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  Speaker 4: mad dog, you six son of b It's.
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  Speaker 2: A bloody beautiful day.
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  Speaker 4: It's one of the greatest days we've had all summer,
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  Speaker 4: and now we're in autumn. It's but bloody beautiful. It's glorious,
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  Speaker 4: and I hope you're happy to be alive. And it
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  Speaker 4: reminds you how much you hate the ship.
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  Speaker 3: With Yeah, totally man, Yeah, very much.
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  Speaker 5: So.
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  Speaker 2: I also hope the weather is good wherever you are,
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  Speaker 2: New Zeald, because we know it's not all the same
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  Speaker 2: for everybody exactly.
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  Speaker 3: No keysy, before we get into our chat, got a
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  Speaker 3: bit of chicken on your shirt there, mate, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's a little bit. It's just stuck there.
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  Speaker 3: It's a look. I know you want to go. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: it's a shame actually because you're wearing a beautiful crisp
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  Speaker 3: white long sleeved T shirts on his shirt as we speak,
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  Speaker 3: and now you've got a big brown chicken stain on it.
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  Speaker 4: Not one to let let anything go to waste there.
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  Speaker 4: That looks good man, Good on you, Good on you.
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  Speaker 2: I saw you eyeing it up salivating. Yeah, you want
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  Speaker 2: to suck on old Kezys T shirt.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, I'm good.
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  Speaker 6: Thanks fellas, are a pleasure to be here today. Good
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  Speaker 6: to be here with you backbones.
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  Speaker 4: Today doesn't feel like Oh, I'll tell you what, it's
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  Speaker 4: probably one of the biggest shows I've ever got head
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  Speaker 4: coming up today.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it was one of those rare occasions where we're
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  Speaker 3: having to leave ideas out. Yeah, because there were so many.
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  Speaker 3: We can't do it today. We'll do that tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.
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  Speaker 6: To be honest, I had a check to Bogsy about it, Yeah, CEO,
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  Speaker 6: and he was saying we can go to nine tonight
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  Speaker 6: because he saw the ideas. Yes, and he was like,
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  Speaker 6: I don't mind you guys going to nine pm.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, Yeah, okay, I'm keen. If you guys
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  Speaker 3: are keen, I love it, yes, say. Speaking of the show,
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  Speaker 3: what's coming up? What's happening on the Big Show with
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  Speaker 3: Old mogis.
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  Speaker 4: There's always another couple of opportunities to get yourself involved
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  Speaker 4: fowlers and get into the drawer for magic round. Running
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  Speaker 4: out of opportunities. Yeah, time is passing us by. I'm
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  Speaker 4: listening out for the cue to call and give us
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  Speaker 4: a ring on eight hundred Aki. Also, Jason's found himself
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  Speaker 4: a cure. He's been pissing the bed, so he'll be
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  Speaker 4: talking about how managed to cure himself with that next up. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: Kezy over there. Yeah, has got a bone to pick.
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  Speaker 4: He's also got a T shirt to lit.
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  Speaker 2: But mostly a bone to pick with Old Hoidy Jazz
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  Speaker 2: not again his head like a whole.
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  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarchy.
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  Speaker 3: Who fight is here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
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  Speaker 3: this Thursday afternoon, eleven minutes past four o'clock. Al Right, Keys,
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  Speaker 3: you get on with it.
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  Speaker 6: I got a bone a pit, I've got a bone
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  Speaker 6: to pick with Old Hoidy j At this time yesterday
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  Speaker 6: we were discussing the.
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  Speaker 2: Fact that Houghty J is now a landlord.
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  Speaker 6: He has tenants and his property and they were complaining
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  Speaker 6: about something and you were coming and erring whether.
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  Speaker 2: Or not you should evict them completely totally.
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  Speaker 6: Now I have, by the way, I gone, yes, good, yeah, good,
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  Speaker 6: good stuff. Now we share a builder, don't we. You've
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  Speaker 6: got a builder who is a mutual acquaintance. Actually he's
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  Speaker 6: more of a made of mine. Now we're buds, you're
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  Speaker 6: birth mates. Yeah, he's a nice fellow.
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  Speaker 3: I like to keep a professional distance.
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  Speaker 2: Well he calls Jason's client, yes, whereas he calls me
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  Speaker 2: his mate.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Cool.
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  Speaker 6: And today we were havingy young because he's around my
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  Speaker 6: place fixing something up for me.
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  Speaker 2: And we started talking about old Hoidy J's old house, right,
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  Speaker 2: and he was cracking up and showing me photos of
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  Speaker 2: Hoidy J's old house. And I said, you.
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  Speaker 3: Ever told me that?
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  Speaker 6: Because I said, oh, he didn't he get you to
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  Speaker 6: replace a couple of planks on.
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  Speaker 2: The dick that were rotten.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you didn't tell us that he fell through the
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  Speaker 6: dick three times?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because that was so rotten. Well he's a big unit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, but he's not so big that you just
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  Speaker 2: fall through a dick. And then he said, Hoidy J.
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  Speaker 6: Said just replace a couple of the old planks there,
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  Speaker 6: and his what he said to me was the only
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  Speaker 6: option was to burn the entire iffing dick down, and
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  Speaker 6: Hoidy J. Just wanted to replace a couple of planks
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  Speaker 6: and he fell through it three times.
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  Speaker 3: Can I just say, Can I just say, we actually
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  Speaker 3: never quite decided what to do with the dick because
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  Speaker 3: we were doing other stuff. And I said that was
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  Speaker 3: such a big job. It was like, well, dear with
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  Speaker 3: that later. That's a big project. Okay, we either rip
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  Speaker 3: it all out or maybe this is possibly because it
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  Speaker 3: wasn't all rotten. There were places where it was actually okay, it.
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  Speaker 2: Was just mostly rotten. Just parts of it he stood
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  Speaker 2: on were rock.
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  Speaker 3: And as he said, yes, he said, as long as
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  Speaker 3: underneath is all right, we can actually pretty easily replace. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Did he have a look when he fell through to
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  Speaker 4: see if it was right underneath? No, lazy, Yeah, I reckon.
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  Speaker 6: Pretty hard to see from your hospital bed, I guess.
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  Speaker 6: And then I also heard a story from Jason about
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  Speaker 6: him repairing a door and about how jaceaston to come
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  Speaker 6: and have a look at a door. And he was
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  Speaker 6: mucking around with it for a week while there and
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  Speaker 6: blah blah blah. And then I talked to him today
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  Speaker 6: and you should have seen the door that was on it.
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  Speaker 2: It was completely.
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  Speaker 6: Rooted, the whole frame and everything needed replacing, and blah
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  Speaker 6: blah blah. And it was just it was just interesting
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  Speaker 6: to get another person's perspective on the yards that you
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  Speaker 6: had told me.
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  Speaker 3: You know, Yeah, well I tell you with regards to
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  Speaker 3: that door, it was in our sun room there, Mogi
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  Speaker 3: that went out to the deck. I'm with you never
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  Speaker 3: used it in twenty years, is right, because it was rooted.
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  Speaker 2: It was actually it was. It was funny because for
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  Speaker 2: twenty years.
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  Speaker 3: What it was like there were other ways of getting
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  Speaker 3: on the deck.
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  Speaker 2: Window. Yeah, and then once you're on the deck, you're
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  Speaker 2: going to fall through it. Anyway.
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  Speaker 3: The tragedy of that deck was that it was actually
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  Speaker 3: a very beautiful deck and we just neglected it. But
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  Speaker 3: the weird thing also about that deck was we never
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  Speaker 3: used it. Weirdly enough, I don't know why we never
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  Speaker 3: used it, but we just never did. Yeah, because it
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  Speaker 3: was out the back of the house. Sort of thing.
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  Speaker 3: Hard to explain.
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  Speaker 6: And you also say that the door was a hollow
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  Speaker 6: corps door, which is for interior doors, and that was
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  Speaker 6: on the exterior of the house, which is meant to
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  Speaker 6: be a solid door, right, and then like just all
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  Speaker 6: this funny stuff like that, and he was telling me
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  Speaker 6: these yarns, and it.
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  Speaker 4: Was it was like you built their house out of
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  Speaker 4: scrap found on the side of the road when they
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  Speaker 4: do that collection at the end of the month.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean, Well, funnily enough, funny you
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  Speaker 3: should say that, Mogi because the builder, and I won't
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  Speaker 3: say his name, he's a great He is a great man.
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  Speaker 3: He replaced that door with a door that he found
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  Speaker 3: on the road.
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  Speaker 4: He did the way that was found on the road
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  Speaker 4: was a step up from what you had in your house.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it was. It was an old sort of I
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  Speaker 3: think it was an old Cody door.
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  Speaker 2: It was one hundred years old.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just thought that. You know that there's a
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  Speaker 2: direct line. Now he's one of my mates, so.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, man, well he's going to come and work for
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  Speaker 3: me again. Surely see a Bitter Hurry Up.
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  Speaker 1: The Whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
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  Speaker 3: The Offspring there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
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  Speaker 3: Thursday afternoon. The time is twenty three minutes past four o'clock.
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  Speaker 3: And fellas, I had a weird encounter on the streets
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  Speaker 3: of Auckland City today.
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  Speaker 2: Strange encounters of the.
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  Speaker 3: And I want to be honest here, this inenuinely kind
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  Speaker 3: of freaked me out.
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  Speaker 2: You're joking.
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  Speaker 3: It freaked me out. Now. It's not uncommon when I'm
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  Speaker 3: wandering around wherever I am that the odd person might go, oh,
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  Speaker 3: hordy J or good a hoody J or love the
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  Speaker 3: show mate, or you suck us you know that sort
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  Speaker 3: of thing.
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  Speaker 2: Cook the men's eggs.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that one's That's not an uncommon thing to
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  Speaker 3: happen to me. But today, as I walked down from
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  Speaker 3: my apartment for my morning walk in the city because
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  Speaker 3: it was such a beautiful day, and I'm standing at
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  Speaker 3: the lights and this dude is standing next me, a
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  Speaker 3: young fella, maybe late twenties, and I'm sending on the
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  Speaker 3: lights and he says to me, you're still doing TV, bro,
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  Speaker 3: And I went, oh, not really, just you know, little
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  Speaker 3: bits and pieces. I mostly do radio now. And he
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  Speaker 3: was like, oh, yeah, So the buzzer goes and we're
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  Speaker 3: going across and he just keeps talking to me, chatting
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  Speaker 3: about this and he's going to see his family, and
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  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, yeah, blah blahlah. We're having a
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  Speaker 3: bit of a conversation. And then we're walking across a
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  Speaker 3: TA square there and he's still standing beside me and chatting,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm going, okay, well this.
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  Speaker 2: Is so you guys are mates at this point.
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  Speaker 3: Well he was just chatting one and I was just
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  Speaker 3: sort of responding, and I was going, hopefully he's going
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  Speaker 3: to sort of peel off at some point, you know, off,
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  Speaker 3: peel off and sort of do his own thing and
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  Speaker 3: so forth. But he didn't, and he just kept walking
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  Speaker 3: with me. And I'm walking. I'm like halfway down Queen
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  Speaker 3: Street and this guy is still talking to me, and
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  Speaker 3: I'm going, oh, right, right right, yeah, no, no, totally,
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  Speaker 3: I can be mate, you know that's and I'm not joking,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm going this is getting a bit freaky. And
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  Speaker 3: then I get to a seven eleven and I said, oh, sorry, mate,
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  Speaker 3: I just got to go and get something from the
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  Speaker 3: seven eleven. He went all sweet man, and he came
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  Speaker 3: in with me and I'm in the sif, I'm in
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  Speaker 3: the seven eleven, and I didn't even want to be
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  Speaker 3: in the seven. And I was like, oh, I bought
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  Speaker 3: a Nippy's iced coffee, but I wasn't intending on buying
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  Speaker 3: a Nippy's ice coffee. Do you buy him one? No?
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  Speaker 3: And he was just standing this sort of next to me,
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  Speaker 3: and I got my you know, thanks mate, and walked
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  Speaker 3: down and he carried on chatting.
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  Speaker 2: Was the guy behind the counter like, thanks fellas.
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  Speaker 7: No, he was didn't say anything, and I'm just I
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  Speaker 7: walked probably another three four minutes with the guy, and
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  Speaker 7: I'm going, what do I do in this situation?
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  Speaker 3: What do I do?
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  Speaker 2: And what did you do?
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  Speaker 3: In the end, I stopped and I said, mate, I'm
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  Speaker 3: really sorry, but I'm actually I've got stuff to do,
• 10:42
  Speaker 3: so I might just lied. Yeah, I did. I did
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  Speaker 3: because I didn't have anything to do. That is when
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  Speaker 3: we were out. Sorry, I've got stuff to do, so
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  Speaker 3: you know, I've got I've got to go now sort
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  Speaker 3: of thing. And he went, oh, no, they're sweet. They're sweet, bro,
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  Speaker 3: They're sweet. And I went and I walked off and
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  Speaker 3: then I look back and he was just standing there
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  Speaker 3: by himself, just sort of staring at me, and I
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  Speaker 3: was like, what a j piece of shit. It's not
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  Speaker 3: so bad, you know, It's like, but then what what?
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  Speaker 3: What else am I supposed to do? He was going
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  Speaker 3: to follow me wherever I went?
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  Speaker 2: What was Was there something wrong with him?
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  Speaker 3: No, he seemed pretty It was a pretty normal conversation.
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  Speaker 3: But it just didn't stop, it didn't cease.
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  Speaker 2: He had nothing, Did he have nothing on?
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  Speaker 3: No, he was just cruising around. Man, what a loser.
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  Speaker 6: Let me get this straight. He was walking around the
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  Speaker 6: city with no it'd be and nothing to do.
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  Speaker 3: Pretty much. Wow, an absolute drop care. But I started
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  Speaker 3: having a bit of an anxiety attack because I was
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know how to deal with it. I was
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  Speaker 3: just like, I've never had this has never happened to
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  Speaker 3: me before, and I had to, you know.
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  Speaker 2: A stalker.
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  Speaker 4: I hardly saw you and felt sorry for you. Lonely exactly.
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  Speaker 3: And then I turned it on him and made you know,
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  Speaker 3: and then then he felt really lonely, you know what
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  Speaker 3: I mean. He's probably doing a really nice thing to
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  Speaker 3: keep me company because I look lonely. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: The worst thing is that he'll be a huge fan
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  Speaker 4: of the radio show, and he'll be listening to this
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  Speaker 4: of course, and next time he sees you you are
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  Speaker 4: mint me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: For example three four eight three literally textan that was me.
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  Speaker 6: Thought we had a nice convoy. You pricked.
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  Speaker 2: Shocking burst Yeah, rop Jason.
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  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show was jas, Mike and Keyzy tune
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  Speaker 1: in four on Radio Hoarchy.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome back but Big Show, Magic Crown three b Let's
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: put another man busted on the bench, Muddy oats. As
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  Speaker 3: Mogi said at the top of the show, she's coming
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  Speaker 3: about us very quickly, Fellas it's only a month away now.
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: She certainly is.
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  Speaker 2: She's coming about us. She is coming about us, Jase
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: as Magic Round as she from my perspective is r
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  Speaker 2: she's magic Man. She sounds pretty hard to be honest.
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: I love Magic Round.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah totally.
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: She gets pretty pursed out, does she? Actually she does responsibly.
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  Speaker 6: Magic Round is three glorious nights in Brisbane, eight games
• 13:06
  Speaker 6: of rugby league, all at Suncrp Stadium. The whole atmosphere
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  Speaker 6: around the event is magnificent. The street right next door
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  Speaker 6: to sun Corp Caxton Streets, full of pubs, full of
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  Speaker 6: people just on a bloody good.
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  Speaker 2: Vibe because it's rugby league and it's just.
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  Speaker 3: Oh guys, it is a festival of rugby league and
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  Speaker 3: you literally go from the stadium to Caston Street, have
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: a few beers. He's go back to the stadium, been
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: back to Caxton Street, and then in the morning you
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: have your spicy mints, don't you Keysy.
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: He's mints on toast.
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: He found a place that does mints on toast and
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  Speaker 3: he's been obsessed with it ever since.
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  Speaker 6: The last two years. I've been I think I've had
• 13:43
  Speaker 6: that dish five times. Yeah, out of a possible six mornings.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, probably sort of existed in about a three kilometer
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: stretch of Brisbane that has been it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, i'd say so. Yeah, I'm actually very keen to
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: expand out this year, so we'll see how we do it.
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: At the meantime, us go to the phone lines, get
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: a Dave your mad bastard Hell's life. Oh it's fantastic feelings.
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  Speaker 3: How are you feeling? Yeah, tell me Dave. Where are
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: you calling from? Oh, there's a Dave calling from Dunda
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  Speaker 3: back man, We're gonna be down there. Are you gonna
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: come and see us live? Oh? That next Wednesday, following
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: second following Wednesday. Yeah, yeah, that won't following so excited,
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  Speaker 3: I got to hit myself. No, good on you, mate.
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  Speaker 3: Tell me, Dave, what do you do for a crist.
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  Speaker 5: Well for a crass, I'm a primary teacher.
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  Speaker 3: On your back and you'll up your buck, be league.
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  Speaker 3: Dave loving it, loving at love on the start of
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: the season and just came to keep it getting better. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: good on you. Well you're in the drawer.
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  Speaker 2: I will pop you on. Hold you just hang on
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  Speaker 2: the line there, thanks very much.
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  Speaker 3: Good on your mate. Good a Dylan, your mad bastard?
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  Speaker 3: Hell's live?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, body, your boys, I'm talking to you us.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, good on you, mate. How's how's the tron today? Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Pretty sunny actually, but of a turnaround from today? Hey,
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  Speaker 4: can you tell us Dylan if you're won? Man, if
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: you happen to win, who would you take with you?
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  Speaker 4: A great question?
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  Speaker 2: Oh I would have to take one of my mates.
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  Speaker 2: Seemed to watch The Wise every weekend.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, which one? Which one you thinking?
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  Speaker 2: Dylan?
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  Speaker 3: Aaron? Second? There? Heron I've heard about it. Have you
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: guys heard about Aaron? Yeah, he's a piece of ship.
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  Speaker 2: He's a real piece of ship. Yeah he's terrible.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that's cool.
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  Speaker 2: But like I mean like I'm keen. Yeah, like we
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  Speaker 2: can just look after him.
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  Speaker 3: And good on your Dylan. You're in the drawer, mate,
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: Good on.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: You hold the line dilly.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: Karen, your mad barsket? How's life? Oh beautiful man? How
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: are you? Yeah? Good? Thanks man? Good? What do you
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: do for a cruss? Karen? I'm an engineer. Yeah, your backbone?
• 15:57
  Speaker 6: Hey, actually, Karen, I've got a quick question man, if
• 16:00
  Speaker 6: you were to win this prize, who would you take
• 16:04
  Speaker 6: with you?
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: Who cares? Between the wife and mates? It's often the
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: toss up, But who do you want to take?
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: Probably the wife the ramifications?
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but if there were no ramifications you want, I'd
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: say here, yeah, smart man.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: Good on your mates, you're in the drawers. Good luck
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: on your line mate. Do you think your wife would
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: enjoy Magic Grounds?
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: My wife would absolutely hate it.
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: It's funny because my wife is literally like, it's such
• 16:43
  Speaker 6: an interesting one because I have no jealousy.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Whatsoever of your work trip.
• 16:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she's you know, usually you'd be like, oh cool,
• 16:50
  Speaker 6: you get to go, and she's literally like, I don't
• 16:51
  Speaker 6: want a.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: Bar of men. No, my wife would not. I think
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: she might be interested for a game or something like that.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: To go along to the game, but certainly not three.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: It's what's weird about.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: It is the good vibe, so you go along. It's
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: just it's all men.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: Yes, it's essentially it's like a hero parade.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: It's like Mardi Gras.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: It is, but for just Buckber League, and nobody's interested
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: in sex for some reason. It's three days of the
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: year where the men are uninterested in six by lads
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: from what I can tell.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Unless it's with an NRL player, that's right.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: And you're just drinking booze, watching buckba League and hanging
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: out the back of the Queen of the Nile.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Yes, you know what I mean. And that's it, and
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: the vibes are unbelieved. I didn't say.
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: I haven't seen one fight or any sign of trouble
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: and all the time, one piece of attitude.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Nothing that's so good.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: Only I think my wife would be the same as
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: yours make. I think she'd go to one game just
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: for the experience and then she'd hate it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: The only one with a bad attitude there is Jason.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: Yes, true, it's just I'm so passionate about my buck
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: the League. Yeah, you know, when when I see a
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: bad game. It just gets me fired up. Yeah, totally
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: me time.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: He's Lincoln Park, the Hurarchy Big Show weekdays from four
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: on Radio Hurarchy.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: Yes, indeed Icky Pump there on this glorious Thursday afternoon.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: But right now it's time for What's on the Telly
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: with Mike Minogue.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: Yes, last night, Fellows, I watched a show called Gone
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: on three now. I think it was on three now maybe. Yeah,
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: that sounds about right. And it's in English, a British show,
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: and it's about a headmaster. He's a stern bastard. He
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: is David Morrissey. Possibly his name is recognizing from other things. Yes,
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: sort of in his mid sixties or so. Very very
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: good actor, very good actor. Anyway, His wife has gone missing.
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: She's gone Ah, hence the name. He's the name. I'm
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: pretty sure that's what they've done. That and the sort
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: of start. Obviously there's an investigation. He's a bit reluctant
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: to call the police in because of a lot going
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: on at school, et cetera, et cetera. But his adult
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: daughter who's about thirty five or forty or whatever.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: And lives with him, so like Jason's agent about Jason's age,
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: she wants.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: To do something about it and get the cops involved,
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: and eventually he says, yeah, we should, and so you
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: sort of that's how you start off. But what was
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: the most interest to me was that this was, you know,
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: the story of an elderly couple who were going through
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: it a little bit, her husband and his wife, and
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: then the growing up daughter who's around about you know,
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: your age, Jay's my age. And then as I'm watching
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: it there the police get involved and they ask for
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: the date of birth of the woman who's gone missing,
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: the elderly woman there, and then the husband says the
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: date of birth, and the year he gives is nineteen
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: seventy four. Right, Well, that can't be right because on
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: board in nineteen seventy six, and that woman as old
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: as hell.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: It's only fifty two, she's fifty two, and that's elderly.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: She looks old airs she looks like that, and she's
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: that age. Then that means I must look something like that.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: But that's not right because I don't look like that.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: I look like Jase. I look about thirty nine.
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: You guys both look thirty nine. Actually, to be honest,
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: you do. You both aged very well.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Right, so you're worried that you might be elderly.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: Well, my concern is that now we're putting people that
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: are my age into TV shows and saying that they're old,
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: that they're elderly. That's that's a problem for me.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Yes, do you feel elderly, no, Jase, do you feel elderly?
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: No? Mate, feel vigorous airs? Yeah, so a bit younger
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: than you though, to be trouble you are.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: You're only thirty nine.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: Say anyway, I'm not happy about that the show itself,
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: outside of the fact that it's bullshit, it's really good.
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: Four star, four busies so far out of a possible
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: five busies.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it's three.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: Can I just say that the British they just know
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: how to make a TV show. They make it look easy. Yes, great,
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: any great acting.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: Great stuff fellas last night I watched on Samsung TV.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: I survived to stop watching this. This is an amazing one.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, what was the scenario.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: It was a window cleaner and he was he'd been
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: he'd been sent out and to clean a window, to
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: clean a windows skyscraper. Well not but he he was
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: on a winch sort of system and he was you know,
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: strapped in and of course, being I survived, it snapped.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: He felt like twenty meters did he onto onto like
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: a roof with a little steeple. It went through him,
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: It went through his heart. Was he impaled, went through
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: his chest and he went straight through his heart. No, no, no,
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: it did not go through It went through his heart.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: And then it came and stayed on the spy, came
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: through the sit on top of the spik.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: I was sitting on top of the spy and he
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: was he was like skewered, and he was going, oh,
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: this isn't good.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: And then he said yes in his head of course,
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: no know whether it's good or not.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Well, just it was the vibe he was getting. And
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: then he was like, hang about, is that my heart
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: on the end of the spike. They're surely not? And
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: was it? Fortunately it was still connected through the ventricles
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: and stuff the chambers of the heart. Anyway, he was
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: on that spire for like eight hours.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: Oh wow, before he was found. Who found him? Was
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: there a farmer from yesterday?
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: No, it wasn't a farm making it was this is
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: the crazy thing? Was the person this is the crazy
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: the person whose place it was they'd been away and
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: they came back from holiday and they heard the shuffling
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: on the roof. Who was it? It was the fellow
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: who had his heart pissed because they had with a
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: sort of spike on top of what she's doing on
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: the roof. Off. You know, he fell off onto the
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: under the spike on the roof on the roof.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: What was he cleaning that was above the spike on
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: the roof, Well, he.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Was cleaning the windows next to the house. Off. Oh yeah,
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: that's so interesting.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: The whole che Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: Hold Ikey, you're welcome back. A mess of backbones. Hope
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: you're enjoying this beautiful Thursday afternoon. You're listening to the
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Big Show, by the way, brought you by Toledo's.
• 23:34
  Speaker 6: From workdays to workouts, Toledos keeps you balanced, refreshed and
• 23:37
  Speaker 6: ready to go. Mike Toledos, We've got to talk about
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: your rhythm, man, Even the clapping was off rhythm.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you were clapping along, but.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: I think you've got a rhythmic hearing, Kezy, is how
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: you've got anko hearing?
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: Is that a thing.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Your ears are anko. Yeah, maybe that is a thing.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: It is because every time I hear Mike do any clapping,
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: it's always completely wrong. Have you noticed that, Jason, have
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: I got unco hearing?
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: I thought he was bang on there, but.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Really you you're siding with Mikeno. Okay, it's interesting.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: The like's beautiful. The likelihood is that you've got uncohering.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: It was a thing.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's any cure. It's often to do with for sinuses.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: The old snools is blocked up. Control your bag it
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: up as well, because you've got the big motor out.
• 24:40
  Speaker 6: In front of you as well, and I know it's
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: a blocked sinus, big motor issue in the big dump
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: truck you're running and I don't have a I've got
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: a peach. I don't have a dump truck. I wish
• 24:54
  Speaker 6: I had a dump truck. Now listen, old serious topic
• 24:59
  Speaker 6: you coming up, Keezy. I know you've been on.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: A lot of stress re your house and massinus.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: I'm a big motor as well as Yeah.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so's a shirt. But I've got a proposal for
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: you that I want to put forward to you, and
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: I want you to approach it with an open mind.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, we'll be doing that next absolutely, I'm keen.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: Sounds good mate. The meantime is smashing pumpkins.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: in four on Radio Holky.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: I took monkeys there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: this Thursday afternoon. The time is eleven minutes past five
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: o'clock now, Kezy, Hello, I understand you're in the process
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: at the moment, you're thinking about selling your house.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: We've been in there for a week while. Now I
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: think it's time for us just to you know, take
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: that next step. Yeah, but we're still thinking of It's
• 25:55
  Speaker 6: still early days.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: You know, early days, early days. What do they say,
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: don't they that's selling in your house is one of
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: the most stressful things you can do outside of death
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: and birth and dead and stressful dying stress. Well, not
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: for the person that's dead, ah, but well, I mean
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: it can be if you want to get into that.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: I find death that would probably be a big relief
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: stress relief.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Indeed, no more emails exactly, yeah, emails.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: But they do say that about selling your house is
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: that it is one of the most stressful things you
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: can do. And I've noticed you've been a bit stress lately,
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: and so.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: I knew a stress eating joke was going to come
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: through here.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Joke. Yeah, comfort eating okay, it's comfort eating okay, and
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: it's dumplings, it's comfort for But this, by the bye,
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: I have noticed, and so's your wife.
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: But the thing is we're a minute into this and
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: you haven't got to the point yet. I want to help, oh, right,
• 26:53
  Speaker 6: because at the moment you're making things way worse.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: I want to help you sell your house now one
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: of them you mean, help me eat the dumpling now,
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: one of the things that is quind of tricky as
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: getting a real estate agent.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: It's not really I mean they're queuing up.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, they're queuing up. But who's right, who's wrong?
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: And what exactly? Thank you, Maggie. And what you're wanting,
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: obviously is top dollar, right, you want top dollar for
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: your house. So I would like to offer to be
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: your real estate agent.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: And have you had experience?
• 27:21
  Speaker 6: You are plenty, okay, um, and you can you go
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: into any details there.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: I want to get you top dollar because you can
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: just keep saying top dollar. The one thing that I'm saying,
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: is that you're up against it a little bit.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Well, for a start, your house is in Teata two. Okay,
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: Now do you want to.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Drop the street as well?
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? And you know, for people
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: that are not familiar with that area of Auckland City,
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: she's not great healthscape. It is. They do call it
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: the healthscape so.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Far into West Auckland. It was ridiculous.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: In fact, I used to avoid turning off fear because
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: when I did, I would get turned off.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Its suburbs, it's horny, it's a dismal, gray place. Job
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: convincing me to be a real estate agent at the moment,
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: this is where I'm here to help keezing right.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, doesn't feel at the moment your house. If
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: you don't mind me saying, is mutton dressed as lamb?
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: I do?
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: Is that going to be the dollar mutton dressers lamb?
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: Okay? And what you're wanting is lamb dressed is nothing,
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: all right? Just lamb, beautiful, beautiful piece of lamb with
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: a little bit of mint sauce on it. Now with
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: that in mind, because I knew you'd be pretty keen
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: for me, to sort of take it on board. Ipe,
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: you don't mind. I actually got the house plans off
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: the council.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: There you ordered a council file to my house.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I could have a look at the plans.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: First impression, Way too many walls.
• 28:55
  Speaker 6: Right, because it's it's I mean, it seems to have
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: the amount that it should.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: We actually got rid of a couple.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: Well, this is one of the things that you don't understand,
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: Keys is open plan living is all the rage at
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: the moment. You know your decks, your indoor outdoor flow,
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: your ranch sliders. So the first thing we need to
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: do is whack out about seven or eight of your walls,
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: which ones, well, we can ascertain that. But basically what
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: you want is to be able to go into any
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: space without any hindrance.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: What about the toilet.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: The toilet can particularly partition a petition as it stands
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: at the moment. It's good because of your midnight steamers, obviously,
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: and you want that locked in as much as possible. Yes,
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: I want that seeping around them.
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: You don't indoor outdoor fly likewise with the toilet in
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: your house.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: Now listen, Also, people like space, they do. They want space,
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: They want options, and I'm thinking you're not utilizing under
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: your house.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: It's just insulated.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: It's just just a waste of space. At the moment.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: You could put a little wor shop under there. You
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: could do whatever you want. It could be a cellar
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: of dungeons.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: People like high ceilings.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: They do.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: So if you take out the walls that you take
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: out the floor, all you've got the highest stards totally.
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, high stards. Okay, yeah, Well the problem is under
• 30:15
  Speaker 6: the put some down lino. Is that in a good
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: bit of lino will go a long way, and you
• 30:23
  Speaker 6: have the lino that looks like it's hardwood flooring. Yeah right, okay,
• 30:28
  Speaker 6: because I've currently got hardwood flooring. So you say get
• 30:30
  Speaker 6: rid of that, is it?
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, so lino. So get rid of the
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: floor and I know the dirt and lino the dirt.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: Take some walls out now and it's just little things,
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: just little things like your current garage at the moment.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: You've got to take the centerfolds down.
• 30:50
  Speaker 6: Jason, I'm not letting you do anything, mate, I don't
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: trust you. I don't know what you'd be like at
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: an open home.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: We should do it. Why don't we do it. We'll
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: do our little role play next.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: Sure, okay? Cool?
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: The Hodarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: Tune in on Radio Hoky the Black Keys there on
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: the Reli Radio Hodaki Big Show this Thursday afternoon. The
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: time is twenty four minutes past five o'clock, which means
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: it's time for sounds, fae, lies, camera action. Now it's
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: time for the big show a pro. So the scenario
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: as we have it, fellers, because I've offered to be
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: the real estate agent for selling Keysey's house, that we
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: have a bit of a scenario. And in the scenario,
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: perhaps you guys could be a couple coming to see
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: a house and I'm going to be the real estate
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: agent selling it.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: Keyzy doesn't believe that you'd be good at selling his house,
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: and so this would be an effort to try and disprove.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Keysy. You're going to be able to get top dollar
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: if you get old j.
• 32:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because my current concern is like you might be
• 32:03
  Speaker 6: as big as a house, but doesn't mean you can
• 32:04
  Speaker 6: sell one, you know. So I just I'm going to
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: need to see the proof in the pudding if there's
• 32:09
  Speaker 6: any left.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Sure man, sure, all right.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Come up here really Yeah, okay, okay, that'll do, Darling,
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: that'll do. I think you heard you good.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: How are you going?
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: Hi?
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Hi, my name is Mark, Mark.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: Nice to see it. And you called me earlier in
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: the day and that was me okay.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: You know, me and my partner here, just came to
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: have a look through the house.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: Sorry, your name was Albert, Sorry about him. Nice to
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: meet you, el What was your name? My name Andy? Oh?
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, so just and.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: What was your name again?
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Albert?
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: Albert?
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: So that's Mark, Albert and Andy.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: Well this is going really well. Thank you so much
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: for coming. I'm obviously you like a little look through
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: the house if you don't mind. Actually, could you take
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: your shoes off? She's pretty pristine in there. And actually
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: what was your name again? Sorry? Mark, you might want
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: to undo your belt. Bit's look, it's just not.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: So you're gonna insult people as they.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: Kidding me.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, thanks to you. Sure, shoes off? Yeah, that'd be great, okay.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: Okay, cool, Yeah, those prawn socks come in anyway, come
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: in as you go.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: What can you tell us about the place, Well.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: It's been around for about forty years now. It's in
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: fantastic condition. Can I ask just on that front. Are
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: you guys first time home buyers? What's the where are
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: you at?
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: We've got a lot of property actually, oh you do. Well,
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: we've got no dependence, we've got no kids, so we've
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: got a lot of money to splash around.
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, so you're looking at this as a sort of
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: investment property.
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: Sort of an investment. I'm yeah, we're sort of looking
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: to make as much money as we cann't honey.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: Right, Well, you don't want this house. You'll lose money
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: on this house. Huh.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Sorry, I've just never heard Albert call me honey before.
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: It was.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know if we need to tell him every
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: like all that. You know, he doesn't need to. I
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: don't know. There's just something about him. I just want
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: to open up.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no fear, Oh you feel free. It's funny you
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: mentioned honey, actually because as you can spell a bit
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: of baking in the house home sort of.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: You're baking some honey.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Well know that the homeowner's baking doing it. She baked
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: the cake.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah it's not still in the oven.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: Well, no, it's it's out of the oven now, but
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: don't eat it. Have a look through here.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Why you want it all for yourself.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: Well, no, it's just about dry. Can you tell us
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: about the owners? The owners are young couple looking please
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: go on, looking to get up in the world. They
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: got a little one on the way. Yeah, so they
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: just need a little bit more space.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: Need some more space, do they?
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, Well don't.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: Don't send them up to say, don't babe.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:07
  Speaker 6: So in terms of the neighborhood, like, what do you
• 35:11
  Speaker 6: know about the neighborhood, Well, it.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: Is teatitu, so you know it's not great. I'll be
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: honest with you. I tend to be noisy, can be
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: a fair amount of violence going on too.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: What do they expect that in terms of dollar sort
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: of mid dollar?
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, look, they'll take what they can get at
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: this point.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Right, Okay, so they're desperate, so we go in there
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: and take it for dollar.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: Just between you and I I think they've grossly overpriced it.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: I've told them that. So if you guys were to
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: come in one hundred two hundred k less than what
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: they're offering, I'm sure that that actually be be open
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: to that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: It just seems weird because as a real estate agent,
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: wouldn't you be trying to get top dollar for your client.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: I would, but this is a hopeless cause, right, you
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: know what I mean? So okay, I'm not I'm one
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: of those guys Albert that what was your name again?
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: I'll just Andy be straight up with you. Oh good,
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: I don't like mucking people around.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: You're saying that being straight as somehow.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: Oh I don't mean straight as and straight I just
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: mean straight up as And I'm not going to muck
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: you guys around. You look like a lovely couple. Thank
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: you very much?
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: In love?
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: Um cool?
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: All right, Well look I'm not interested personally. And what Albert?
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: Huh you're not interested in Albert?
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: No?
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: No, no, I mean you want to buy a house together?
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: Then very keen on, Albert. So if you could, was Andy, Andy,
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: you could just stay away from.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: Any scene. Really good, Jason, Yeah, thank you, really good.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: I'd buy that.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well you would because it's way less than what
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: they're asking for.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: It sounds like a deal. Well we were interested to
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: begin with, win't we, Honey, That's why we came over.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: The scene is finished.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Mogi The Hurarchy Big Show week days from four on
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Radio Hurdarky is.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Indeed Harvey Danger there on the radio Kodarky Big Show,
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: This glorious Thursday afternoon. Now, Foundlers, I don't know if
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: you realize this, but the New Zealand Comedy festivals coming up?
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: Are youre fizzing of them?
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: It's in May.
• 37:11
  Speaker 6: Of course we have a lot to do with the
• 37:12
  Speaker 6: New Zealand Comedy Festival. The Billy Tea nominations. Yes, how
• 37:17
  Speaker 6: this works right is there are shows throughout the Comedy Festival.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: I'm asking you this, Jase, because you have one. Yes,
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: you won the award.
• 37:23
  Speaker 6: Throughout the Comedy Festival. Various comedians are up for the
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: nomination and then one of them will get crowned the
• 37:28
  Speaker 6: Billy Teacher.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: And it is a crown, and the extraordinary thing about
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: it is a person that wins it also gets a
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: two hundred thousand dollars cash injection.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: I don't know that's up to date.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: So this guy who's in with us right now is
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: going to be rolling in it soon.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, totally. Kepling DC comedian. How you're going your mad bastard?
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, pretty good. I just want to clarify there's no crown.
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: It's a towel. It's yeah, it's not as good as
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: it kind of what was maybe back in your day.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: Back in my day, Kepler, we didn't get anything. I
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: didn't get my towel, and the fellows can attest to
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: this till twenty years after I won it. But you know,
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: times have changed, the comedy scenes more professional now, and
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: we certainly didn't get two hundred thousand dollars cash if
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: we won, like you young fellows do.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: I mean, I'll be stoked to receive the towel, but
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: I'm fairly stent. I don't know if they even did
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: the money anymore.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Right, Okay, yeah, where have you heard that?
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Jas, Because I'm pretty sure you don't get time to do.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: I was doing wheeze and the toilet just before, and
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: I was talking to this fellow and we were talking about.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: The Billy T.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: James just funnily enough, Kepling, and he said, yeah, can
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: you believe it's two hundred thousand they win now if
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: they win the Billy Tees. But I imagine, Kipling, that's
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: not why you want to win the Billy Tea. But
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: you want to win the Billy t because Billy T.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: James went to your school and it would just be
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: a great feather in your cap, wouldn't it.
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: I mean that would be that would be the main
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: sort of idea. I mean, I don't know if I'm
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: doing it just because of the school thing either like
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: got a comedy, like there's other stuff LinkedIn. I'm trying
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: to make this my job. There's not just either a
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: money incentive or just like a pride of funga day
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: boys high school thing.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: So are you saying then that you want to do
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: stand up comedy but you don't want to be paid
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: for it.
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: I would like to be paid at some stage at Kepling.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: How long have you been doing the old stand up
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: for mate?
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: I've been doing stand up about the twenty twenty, so,
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: like six years or so.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: If this isn't too personal a question.
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: How old are you twenty seven twenty.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: Saturday Aksa you started twenty one ish?
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeahst Egg right before we went into lockdown.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: I see in your blube that you like a bit
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: of crowd work. Now you don't know this, but our
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: mate here, Mike Minogue, we call him crowd work mogie.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: That's right, because he specializes in crowd work. Oh wow.
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: A couple of years ago we were forced into do
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: it because radio headache. He supports the New Zealand Comedy Festival.
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: That means that we come into the office and each
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: year they'll say, oh, you guys are going to do
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: some stand up or you guys are going to do
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: a live show, even though we don't want him does.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Usually they've talked to me about a time and I've said, yeah, yes.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, me and Jason want to do it, but we
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: get forced into it. So we had to do a
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: stand up one year, and rather than having to spend
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: time learning something that I would then forget, I just
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: decided that I would just do crowd work because it's
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: a lazy man's comedy, isn't it, As you well know.
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it's easily by far the light work
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: of my job going in there and I just just
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: go and make it.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Up, just drag him probably like the picked.
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: And you know, like late in the day, everyone's off
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: the face. It's the right time, it's the right moment.
• 40:39
  Speaker 6: Comedian Kippling DC. What is the key to good crowd work?
• 40:44
  Speaker 6: Eye contact. There's a strong start connecting with your with
• 40:48
  Speaker 6: your audience, repeating what they say back to you.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that gives you time to think about what
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: you're going to say next. That's a classic Jimmy Carr sort.
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: Of exactly because oftentimes you don't have anything funny to say,
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: and so you can just say the funny thing that
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: they see it and claim it was yours. Most of
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: my audience has actually done the nomination, you know, billity
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: work for me to get here.
• 41:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, right, So you're doing crowd work. So hey, I'm
• 41:16
  Speaker 6: kepling DC. What do you do for a job, sir?
• 41:19
  Speaker 6: And then he says I'm a builder. Do you then
• 41:20
  Speaker 6: say I'm a builder?
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: I'm and then everyone's like no, he's not.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Bob.
• 41:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah right, and then you cut that off. That on Instagram, Yeah,
• 41:32
  Speaker 6: boom thirty.
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: Likes absolutely messive, huge numbers.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: It's going well. Now listen, Kathling, are you doing a
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: show on the Comedy Official will? Obviously whereabouts? And for
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: one of the dates.
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: In Wellington, I'm at Bett's Theater.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: One of the great institution down on Welliam.
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: But I believe that's from the twelfth to the sixteenth
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: of May. And next week after that I'm in Auckland
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: at the Old Basement. No no, another another institution as
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: nineteenth to the twenty third.
• 42:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Okay, well what we might do Jason, that's all good.
• 42:06
  Speaker 6: We'll go to another tune and then I wouldn't mind
• 42:09
  Speaker 6: just grilling Kipling a little bit more after that, if
• 42:10
  Speaker 6: that's all right, sure, man, the Raconteurs Okay.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: The Hohdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: Tune in on Radio Hocky Raconteurs. Here on the Radio
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday evening. We've got comedian Kipling
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: d C in the studio with us. He's also a
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: Billy T. James nominee and he's going to be featuring
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: in this year's Comedy Festival. Kipling, tell us a little
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: bit about your show, because I'll be honest with you,
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: I've never heard of you.
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: That's that's fear. My show is called Scucks Cowboys Get
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: Lonely sometimes too, yes, sort of. Just it's a bit
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: of a narrative of my life really as someone who
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: I've recently become a Scucks cowboy, right, okay, as a
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: new role. You know, I was formerly a comms advisor
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: for the education with your office are now. Yeah, it's
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: quite been quite an easy transition. Honestly, have a horse. No,
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: I'll be honest, that part has been quite a hard assets.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: A Lime scooter agoist, is that there?
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: I mean we've just got Lime and Wellington actually so yeah,
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: it's a good you know, things are on the.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: Hey, have you got a hat?
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: I do ever have?
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: I don't have here, which in hindsight should have worn that.
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: It must be amazing down and Wellington's seen so many
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: crackheadicts on Lime scooters. Is that something to behold?
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: It is?
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: It's truly well because they've removed the fence from the
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: waterfront now so you're able just to go straight out.
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: I could splash then.
• 43:40
  Speaker 6: Just just quickly with comedian Kipling DC with us, what
• 43:44
  Speaker 6: what does the word skucks mean to you?
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: Kipling?
• 43:46
  Speaker 6: Because that's a word that I've been throwing around for
• 43:47
  Speaker 6: twenty odd years now, and it's sort of to me,
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: it's just like kind of cool, you know, Jenny with
• 43:52
  Speaker 6: the ladies or whatever.
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: Been a lot of looking and yeah, a lot of
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: looking into the details of this, and I think best
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: to think just Dane rumble, Yeah, when you were here
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: and he's pretty skusk and you go, I get it.
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: I understand now what that is.
• 44:04
  Speaker 6: Especially the transition from fast crew Dane rumble into solo
• 44:07
  Speaker 6: like he was scuts the whole way.
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: It's a massive chain, but he managed to handle it
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: and which was very scus but also being quite good
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: with the ladies. I think it's right.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, come on, Jason married man. I'm like you.
• 44:20
  Speaker 6: I don't often have a fears all right, sure man,
• 44:22
  Speaker 6: Hey Kepler, are you good with the ladies?
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: I've just got the one at the moment, but just.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: Got the one like your own.
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: I mean the paperwork still in motion of yeah, but
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: she's she's all right?
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: Are planning more than one? Is that what you're saying.
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: At the moment? Just the one at the It's quite
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: hard to manage, and I've not got that capability.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: I think for you, you've been sitching high and low
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: for another option.
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: I mean, the thing is is that she's pretty. She's
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: actually a former Miss Team New Zealand. Sure, yeah, I
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: used to be a teenager, used to be a teenager.
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: Can I just say, can I give you some advice
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: as an old comedian to a young fellow, an up
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: and coming star. Absolutely, you know you've got to be
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: careful of that sort of stuff. Mate, Old hardy j
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: Back in the day, you know, there were the groupies,
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: there were orgies, you know, you and Bibe a few things.
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: You get drunk on your own sort of fame and
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: you lose all touch with reality. You know, I had,
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: you know, I was running seven or eight girlfriends at
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: the same time, and it became a logistical nightmare.
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: More of your time, will you spend more of.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: Your time making love? And you know, going from one
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: place to the other, And my comedy as a result
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: went downhill.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: After that, it was still waiting for it to come back.
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: Do you find that you're being too like, not selfish
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: enough as a lover in that when you're managing just
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: seven of them, you're not focused enough on yourself or you.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: Just oh well, this is the thing I'm agether when
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: it comes to the love making, the most important thing
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: to me is my partner's pleasure. So yeah, look it
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: just sucked the juice out of me. Yes, literally, Kipling
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: d C.
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: You've got a show coming up in the New Zealand
• 46:08
  Speaker 6: Comedy Festival. Man, how many full blown hour long show specials?
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: If you go together?
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: This is actually only my second go at it, and
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: how'd the first one go?
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: Fine? It was?
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: My first show was called big Dog, which is what
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: I mean. You guys obviously know me as comedian Kipling DC,
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: but most people actually in my private life do you
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: call me the big Dog?
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Right?
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: And so have you taken a lot of learnings from
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: that first one for this new one?
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've made it bitter, which was a key kind
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: of I managed. I'm trying to get more audience in
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: this time. Yeah, because it's hard when you do a
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: show like a crowd work style show and nobody there.
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: We've got one of those cactuses that you know for
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: kids that you speak into and then they kind of
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: mind second you, and that managed to save the show
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: a little bit good.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that blends into the cowboys.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: Don't ever say learnings again on the show, Kesy what
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: your cactuses or cats? Sorry? Sorry guys, two massive faux
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: pas on live radio.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: There learnings and cactuses cacti, isn't it yea?
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: Hey, Kippling, Well all the best, mate, I'll pop in
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: and see your show because I love just up the
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: road from the basement.
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: Jason is one of the great hitlers, as you'll find
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: out amazing.
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: Well, yes, can you just pull up your phone and
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: grab a ticket now.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: Or is that and then he won't They know who
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: I am.
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  Speaker 5: I can get you a ticket.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: Man, they just wave me through because I.
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: Can get you guys.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: Just give one to produce a dilli out there.
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, yeah, we'll be there because you've got a wife.
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: It's both come. That's two tickets.
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: The less point he does, she's not into yeah yeah,
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: why not?
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Why not?
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: Sure?
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: But having said that, keysy, she'll be a fair way along.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: By then, so my she's not pregnant. R. Let's wrap
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: this up. Hey, Kipling, thank you so much. Good on
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: you mate, Thanks for coming in.
• 48:05
  Speaker 6: And if you want to get tickets to Kipling's show,
• 48:07
  Speaker 6: go to the Comedy Festival website or just google Cippling DC.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: The Hodarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky Oasis.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday evening.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: The time is four minutes to six o'clock.
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: Hey, fellas, next Wednesday or Wednesday after? Is next Wednesday,
• 48:27
  Speaker 6: the coming Wednesday?
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: This is coming Wednesday.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: So this coming Wednesday is the coming wedding Wednesday.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: What's the Wednesday after that? Wednesday after next? So Wednesday
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: two weeks for Wednesday week, Wednesday week or a fortnight
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: from yesterday, fortnite from yesterday.
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: That's better, actually, Murgan, that's good. That's the least confusing. Wednesday,
• 48:48
  Speaker 6: the twenty second of April. I'll just say that the
• 48:50
  Speaker 6: big show's heading down to Dunedin to the legendary Emerson's Brewery.
• 48:54
  Speaker 6: We've had a show from there before. It was bloody awesome,
• 48:57
  Speaker 6: one of my favorite live shows we've ever done. It's
• 48:59
  Speaker 6: to celebrate the ten year anniversary of Emerson's Hazy IPA,
• 49:02
  Speaker 6: Hazed and Confused four pm till seven at Emerson's down
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  Speaker 6: in Dunedin, Wednesday, the twenty second of April.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: Put it on your calendars. We want to see there.
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: And get in there early, by the way, because as
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: we said yesterday, last time it filled up real quick. Yeah,
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: and that people couldn't get in.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: They couldn't get in the first one hundred through the door.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: Free backbone shit totally.
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: I remember last time we were there, Jose, we went
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: outside and we smoked a few darts. It was back
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: in our smoking days. Yeah, man, you remember that.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: Something.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: What an amazing memory.
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: There's a big sort of Uni Tech where I live now,
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: and I go down to the sort of local Kland
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: university or not university. It's like a uni tech separate
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: from the university. And there's like fifty students out in
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: the corner there, all smoking Darries.
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: Sit back on the darts man, and I'm like, well,
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: Vapian's aren't cool, Jason, Yeah.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: But that's fine, that's great. But how do they afford it? Yeah?
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: It's the students, man, how do you afford durries? I
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: can't afford duries.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: Just put on your student loan, that's true.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I suppose.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: So you just go into the Corse related cost and
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: you say, what do you need it for? When you
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: say durries, yes, oh fair enough, here you go.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: And that's a great thing about a student loan because
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: it feels like you don't even have to pay it back. Yeah,
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: it does. And then it just blows out to like
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: eight hundred thousand dollars when you're about thirty. Yeah.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: I really enjoyed that.
• 50:24
  Speaker 6: Hey are you coming up after six? Use Jason's keen
• 50:28
  Speaker 6: to bring back soup chat jump fizzed Up for I
• 50:32
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• 50:35
  Speaker 1: The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
• 50:41
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: Hey, what are you guys having for dinner tonight?
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: Man? It's a great question.
• 51:31
  Speaker 6: Because I am having pasta sauce that my wife found
• 51:35
  Speaker 6: in the pantry and a preserved.
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: Jar, a preserved jar, like a preserving jar. I made
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: it in a preserving jar what years.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: Ago, and it wasn't refrigerated or.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: No, it was in a preserving jar.
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: It's been preserved, so it doesn't need to be.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: Apparently it's ear tight. We're having that for dinner?
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, that is so disappointing.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: Where are you eating out tonight, Jason?
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: Now, we're not eating out. Actually, my wife's cooking tonight.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: Oh god, why do you have that look on your face?
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: Is that look of disgust usual when this food mentioned?
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: You're all over? Excuse me? Yeah? I love my wife's cooking.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: Why are your fingers crossed?
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: And what?
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: Kesey?
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: Huh?
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: And our dinner party? Did you enjoy the meal?
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: I did?
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: Yes, there you go.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: I certainly noticed Mogie was enjoying it. I did. I
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: thoroughly enjoyed it.
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: In fact, I was the only one that got an
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: opportunity to go back for seconds before Jay's threw it
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: all in the bin.
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: That's right, I love Jason's wife saying now I don't
• 52:34
  Speaker 6: want to see any food left up there, and thirty
• 52:37
  Speaker 6: seconds later, Jason's clearing the plates.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: That's right, clear that checked down the bin. She got it, wish.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: I was worried about Kezy were going for a third
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: and fourth.
• 52:46
  Speaker 6: I hadn't even had a chance to have my second,
• 52:49
  Speaker 6: and it was delicious. Meat balls on the bread which
• 52:52
  Speaker 6: I brought. I can't believe we're talking about this again anyway.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't actually know what I'm having for dinner though, keesy,
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: but my wife did say I thought you bought cheese
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: the other day and I hadn't, and so now she's
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: getting cheese. So it's something with cheese in it. A
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: cheese burger last night could be lucky. In the meantime,
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: Kings of Leon the.
• 53:14
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• 53:17
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• 53:19
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  Speaker 3: Big Show this Thursday evening. The time is six thirty one.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: Fellas says secular cancer is the number one cancer among
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• 53:32
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• 53:34
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• 53:54
  Speaker 2: want to ute. Yes, that's worth doing. Well, do we
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: know what kind of you can you live? It's a ranger?
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: Oh I think so, I'll just go on. You know
• 54:03
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• 54:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they go like the Clappers.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: They do, certainly do Fellas. Hey, it's sign for this.
• 54:16
  Speaker 6: What's on the news with me, Gez.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: Fellaws.
• 54:23
  Speaker 6: Interesting stuff happening over in Australia. A town named Kuladie.
• 54:28
  Speaker 6: The entire town is on the market purchase one real
• 54:32
  Speaker 6: estate purchase of four hundred thousand, so just under five
• 54:35
  Speaker 6: for New Zealand.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: I'm guessing tell me dream ah classic the Castle. It's
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: a movie Jason.
• 54:42
  Speaker 6: So the entire town is for sale for less than
• 54:45
  Speaker 6: half a million New Zealand.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
• 54:47
  Speaker 6: The town has a current population of two two.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: Ladies and they've been running it for a few years.
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: But you run the local play pique my interest.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: No, the ladies won't be there, and you guys are
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: marry and half a mil for no ladies. No, but
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: you get a town and it comes with its own
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: railway station and stop, it comes with the parbatation and
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: stop a railway stop a station, yes, little station. Yeah,
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: they start and stop. Yes, well you know you're the
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: train yeah yeah.
• 55:20
  Speaker 6: And it comes with a motel as well. With a
• 55:22
  Speaker 6: few bids, you get, you get the motel. The whole
• 55:24
  Speaker 6: thing is included, the whole boodle. And not only that,
• 55:28
  Speaker 6: it's one of the smallest towns in Australia. It's eight
• 55:30
  Speaker 6: hundred kilometers west of Brisbane. It's about an eight hour
• 55:32
  Speaker 6: drive to Brizee, nine hours. But it has its own
• 55:35
  Speaker 6: postcode because it's got its own little post shop there
• 55:37
  Speaker 6: as well. Nice, and it technically qualifies as a town.
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: The ladies are moving out.
• 55:43
  Speaker 6: Because they one of them is like in his seventies
• 55:46
  Speaker 6: and doesn't want to run it anymore. Right, run the town.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: So you're saying we should buy it?
• 55:51
  Speaker 6: Maybe, I mean, we could put our funds together and
• 55:53
  Speaker 6: buy a town. Wouldn't that be cooled?
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: Let me guess the first thing you'd put in Kezy
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: a food hall. It already.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: It already has a pub Jase, Yeah.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: But it's not a food all Why why do I
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: need a food halls?
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: Dumpling?
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: Your dumplings, you're tie, You're Indian.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: You're naming all the stuff you've eaten.
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: This Mediterranean at the weekend Japanese. Sure, we just named
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: them that way. You can bring all the punters and kesy'll.
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: Be is it population zero then it will be. So
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: who's running the pub?
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: Me?
• 56:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so you're buying a pub, but you're also getting
• 56:33
  Speaker 6: a whole town and end.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: I'm running the railway station and I'm running the post.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest. The railway station is a shack
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: next to the train line, which I don't think runs
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: very often.
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: Does the pub have booze in it?
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: Nah, of course it does. Jase, come on, Okay, so
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: who bought that?
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: Well that.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: Maybe the train I don't know, man, I don't know
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: how that. I don't know that works.
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: How did two ladies? Yeah, train station, a pub, a
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: hotel and a food hall.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: Well so two dudes could have done it, But you're
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: questioning why two ladies.
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: Castand yeah, Tom, what's the name of this place? Is cool?
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: Lady? Cool Laddie co l A D D E.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: I How much foot traffic is there?
• 57:18
  Speaker 6: Well, there's not foot traffic because it's in the outback,
• 57:21
  Speaker 6: but cars driving Apparently every night people are stopping in
• 57:23
  Speaker 6: on their way to this other town, and so they
• 57:25
  Speaker 6: always stop in and have a chin wag. Maybe start
• 57:27
  Speaker 6: at the old Cool Laddy Motel, Cool Lady, the Cool
• 57:31
  Speaker 6: Lady Motel.
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: It's got a ring to it, then does and jas?
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: Of course you lived in that town, Larimer for a
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: long while, didn't you.
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: That's why last stop Larry, whether I used to call
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: you Billy light? Can do you remember that? James's a
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: docker on Netflix?
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: Actually look it up and yes, I was thinking about
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: that place as you were.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: Talking about three people. Get that joke and that'll do. Yes,
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: it's a Netflix show. Watch it. You'll see json there.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: But are we keen fellas?
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: We could all go in on Yes, well we're going
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: over for magic round. Why don't we go out there
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: and kick the tires.
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna have a geeze.
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're going to busy. We'll go for a nice
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: little nine hour yeah on gravel good.
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: And check out Cool Lady. Sounds great, fellas.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: That was such a good section there that he just did.
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: It's a section.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: Okay with the soup chat.
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: Here's Metallica tune.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurdarchy.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: That was rubbish.
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: That's that's one of the greatest songs of all time.
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: It's a Metallica one. It's one of those songs that
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: I remember the first time I heard it.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: Yes, no, it is a great just jokes, fellas, Hey.
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: Fellas, I've got some bad news. Oh no, Old Magie's
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: got a sore tooth. Oh no, I got a toothache.
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: Ouch.
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: I've been getting emails from my dinners for quite a
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: while now saying it's time to come in for a
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: check out. But I've been too busy. Yes, I'm busy.
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: Boys a little bit. Dennis Dennis, Yeah, I call them.
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: Dennis is my dentist, weirdly enough.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: So now, of course I've left it so long that
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: I started getting a toothache. Can I say it's a
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: really good name for it, toothache because it's aching, because aches,
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: it does.
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: And it's one of those pains that just is there
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: all the time. It is.
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: It's an ache, it's a darl and it won't go away.
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: Last night, Caezy, it woke me up. I had to
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: get up and have a panadole. A panandole, just one,
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: just the one. I'm trying to keep it down to
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: just the one. Sure, and it seems to be working.
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: The problem is that when I eat anything hot or cold,
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: it makes it worse.
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: Are you sure, Mogi? Can I call you Mogi?
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: Are you sure? It's not a tooth in fiction?
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: It's not a tooth infiction. It's a tooth that I
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: had some issues with probably eight years ago, and I've
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: done some work on it, and now I don't know.
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: I'm worried about it, yes, because I get the feeling.
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: I'd hate for it to be pulled out, But I
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: get the feeling that might be the road with Agan
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: down keys for you to have a sniff.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: I would never have guessed, sorry you hang on, Mogi.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: I would never have guessed that you've got a toothache,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: given the amount of food you just shoving down your
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: gullet at the moment.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: But you know what he's like, he has an escape.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: It's just like the only thing that I've It's the
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 4: only thing good I've got in my life.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: Yep. Sure.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: So the worst things are the more I eat, which
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: is why I eat so much in the studio, Yes,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: because I hate it here.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: Just to let you know, just by the bye, Mogi's
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: had four dinners since he's been here today. That's about average.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: You'd think that the tooth would slam down a bit,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: you would.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: Doesn't it doesn't. You just have to have enough painkillers. Yes,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: So I'm going to the dentist tomorrow morning. Dennis, Yeah,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: Dennis or Dennis a quarter past eight in the morning,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: getting there real early. Yes, out for the day though,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: you see. Yes, I'm not too sure how it's going
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: to go. They're not going to be all numb faced.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: And I guess what I'm saying, guys, I just want
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: you to keep me in your thoughts. Sure man, tonight,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: if you could Keyesy, you and your wife, and Jase,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: you and your wife and your daughter as well. If
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: you could just light a candle from old MOGGI.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: Sure man, I light a candle every night anyway. I'll
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: dedicate tonight's one to you, mate.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: And if you could say a prayer for me, keasy,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: you're just gonna get a check of Mogi.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know, this might be the last time you
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: see me.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: Could be who knows what for me? No.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: The Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: Hold Ikey Well there you go your may advanceards. That's
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: a big show. Done and dastard for your Thursday night. God,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: I hope you've enjoyed it. Hey, Kesey, what's the podcast?
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: Our tro clip tonight mates?
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: Good Christian Mogi. Today's clip is about cheating of French
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: people say cheating is morally unaccepted.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: I would I would say that that's the case in
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: most places in terms of cheating. Yeah, you're right about
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: the about that percentage. What was that about thirty percent.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: Percent of woman and fifty five percent of men.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that makes better.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: Sense because in your relationship with one hundred percent of
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: men and zero percent of women.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: Right, well, jan Bridge is out to fifty fifty, which
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: is pretty good.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 6: So there was just a clip of Jays talking about
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 6: the fact that he's been cheating.
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  Speaker 3: Quite a bit.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but the details were out the gate. I was
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  Speaker 4: not expecting you to be sorry.
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  Speaker 2: And the tough thing is we've met Jace's wife now, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and knowing that he is just cheating, yes, so much you.
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  Speaker 3: Feel or well, I mean that's just between the three
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  Speaker 3: of us, so right, yeah, so you know that's all.
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  Speaker 2: Good actually, Deli and studio. But you heard a lot
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  Speaker 2: of that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's her ideally, you know, but no one else though, Yeah, moggie,
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  Speaker 3: night for you tonight, please okaym go home, have your dinner, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: your fifth one m and then you'll be in bed by.
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  Speaker 2: And I imagine i'd love to be man.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sleeping like a sack, and I say that the
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  Speaker 4: Savings has got me absolutely brutalized. I'm wake at four yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and now I've got this goddamn cat. And the cat
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  Speaker 4: gets up now at four yeah, because of the clocks
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  Speaker 4: going back there kezy yeah, right, daylight savings man for me,
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  Speaker 4: So I have to be that now I ever wanted
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  Speaker 4: this cat, keep that in mine. But I'm the one
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  Speaker 4: that has to get up and feed the cat a
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  Speaker 4: little outside. No one else gets up, anyone else.
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  Speaker 2: Get up, keyzyright. So you can have a breaky what
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  Speaker 2: you can breaky at four am? And then.
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  Speaker 4: True Yeah, I'll tell you what I have been doing.
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  Speaker 4: I've been going to the cupboard there and sneaking the
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  Speaker 4: last of the easter eggs.
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  Speaker 2: So I go in there and I wake up the cat.
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  Speaker 4: I get the cat up, and then we go out
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  Speaker 4: there and the yeah, and the cat eats some of
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  Speaker 4: that meat year Nices comes from dead horses.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Nice, So good man. Are you doing tonight? I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: maybe have a bath. Are you happy or are you
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  Speaker 2: fuming about it? Have you got those handles on the
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  Speaker 2: side of the bath? I have one. I have one,
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  Speaker 2: strain it. What are you up to tonight, Jason?
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  Speaker 3: I'm just seeing this massive hairy belly just protruding from
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  Speaker 3: foamy water. It's the shadow of meat patty maps underneath.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, my wife, yeah, yes, that is what it looks
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  Speaker 2: like when she has a birth.
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  Speaker 3: Kees pregnant belly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, bring pregnant Belly's the radliest laugh anyway, Jason, what
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  Speaker 2: are you up tonight?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Jays, what you have to call guy freaks? I'll see
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  Speaker 2: it by bye.