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Whackhead escalates the situation in this hilarious prank · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Stop, stop what you're doing. Here's another world famous.
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  Speaker 2: Crank car from Darren Wackhead, something that's ex exclusive to
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  Speaker 2: KFM Mornings. Okay, so I'm playing the part of a
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  Speaker 2: of the head of the customer relations department.
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  Speaker 1: I feel so sorry for whoever has to deal with you.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yes, so this is this lady shame. She's a
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  Speaker 2: and and this is a very real world scenario. So
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  Speaker 2: if you phone up your insurance company and you say, hey, listen,
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  Speaker 2: these premiums are getting way too exorbitant. I mean, the
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  Speaker 2: premiums are going up like ten percent year on year
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  Speaker 2: with policies that's way ahead of inflation, way below what
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  Speaker 2: our salaries go up in So it's a real frustration.
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  Speaker 2: So she expects to be handled with tender love and care,
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  Speaker 2: you know, customer, you know, you know, like decent, like
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  Speaker 2: you've got this policy for your life and stuff, and
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  Speaker 2: and you know you're a customer. So first up, this
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  Speaker 2: is nothing that I had to do with it, all right,
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  Speaker 2: But her first customer service person that actually works at
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  Speaker 2: the company that wasn't great. Okay, So now she's she's
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  Speaker 2: mob demanded to speak to like the main person.
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  Speaker 1: Where's the manager and that's where I come in, all right,
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  Speaker 1: already going through it, you come and.
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  Speaker 2: As you know, my goal is to not resolve the situation.
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  Speaker 1: It's to escalate the situation always. Okay, here we go.
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  Speaker 1: Her name's Tammy Tommy Snail. Please, Hi, I'm calling you
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  Speaker 1: from Yes, sir, we received a complaint from you, Yes, sir,
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  Speaker 1: can you elaborate please? And I don't think you one
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  Speaker 1: of the few gas this morning that actually got me
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  Speaker 1: a call. I'm surely Sonny.
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  Speaker 2: And us was speared up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I'm following up on the follow up? Is it?
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  Speaker 1: And how is your complaint handled by the complaints advisor?
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  Speaker 1: This morning? I was actually quite upset because he told
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  Speaker 1: me that he looked into the complaint, into the complaint,
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  Speaker 1: and he feels that there's nothing inappropriate about it. M. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well that's what I'm following up. How much do you
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  Speaker 1: spend on takeaways a month? Honestly? Other in Kip Chuck,
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  Speaker 1: I'll probably buy once a month, And how much value.
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  Speaker 2: Roughly probably under trend to Underdrand do.
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  Speaker 1: You know that is like six policies? Yes, I did
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  Speaker 1: know that, but it's got nothing to do with that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: maybe if you cut back on one lot of burgers.
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  Speaker 1: You could have a policy. Do you think about that?
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  Speaker 1: You should start acting more responsibly.
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, talking it's crazy. Are you act more responsibly? Yep,
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  Speaker 1: thinking it's great.
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  Speaker 2: Look what I'm saying is is that while you stuffing
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  Speaker 2: your face with burgers, you could be doing something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you could be doing something healthy. Oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 1: you have to be kidding me. From Which apartment are
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  Speaker 1: you taking a head of complaints? Head of complaints? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, I wonder where you got your degree from.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have a degree. You know what, your Your
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  Speaker 1: apartment is absolutely pathetic while you're stuffing your pothole. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you know what you yourself? Hello, hello missus nevis Sir,
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  Speaker 1: I did not want to see to you. You are
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  Speaker 1: so incompetent. But look, we are just looking.
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  Speaker 2: At stop me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm stopping my firehole. Look, we are just looking out
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  Speaker 1: for you, looking out for me. Yes, you know, there
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  Speaker 1: has to be someone high and you. I'm sorry. I
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  Speaker 1: will not pick you further because you'll be idea And
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  Speaker 1: your cut is actually pasitic. No, it's she's she stormed
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  Speaker 1: out and she is bloody loved, beautiful, love it. Missus.
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  Speaker 1: Let's maybe you find me one more son. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna find your office. I am at head office. I'm
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  Speaker 1: in city. Okay, Look, maybe we've got off on the
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  Speaker 1: road right. Yes, your mind as a valued customer of ours,
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  Speaker 1: we care about.
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  Speaker 2: You, that is customer.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I won't be your The fact that you smoke
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  Speaker 1: is a concern for us already.
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  Speaker 2: How do you know that smoke in the first place?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you going through my statements? Well we call it. Well, well,
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  Speaker 1: smoking has got absolutely bug roll to do with you. Look,
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  Speaker 1: you know, maybe you should spend your your money on
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  Speaker 1: something a little bit more constructive, like PMS medicine. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know what you must be in the mind.
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  Speaker 2: I am really upset now, and I usually do not
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  Speaker 2: get this upset. I usually don't even sweet as much.
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  Speaker 1: Do you just have that effect on me? Are you
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  Speaker 1: one of these like bridezillas?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? I know I'm not a bride cillar.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Look, you went through my statements property do.
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  Speaker 2: You know that?
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  Speaker 1: Tell me what kind of name is Sammy? Anyway?
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  Speaker 2: It sounds like you were trying to say Sammy with
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  Speaker 2: a mouthful of burger.
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  Speaker 1: Sammy, what Sammy?
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's got nothing to do with it.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you very much. It's got everything.
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  Speaker 2: What do you want?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it is. Have you got a pen and paper?
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  Speaker 1: What you should say? I'm steak and kidney.
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  Speaker 2: I cannot believe this. I'm sorry, this just cannot be real.
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  Speaker 1: It's actually work Simpson. Know you're lying. I'm dead serious.
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  Speaker 1: I know you're lying. Seriously learned about this, about it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I'm not go sorry. Oh gosh, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I actually actually, honestly, I have alway said you.
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  Speaker 2: Never if I ever get me famous last word sammy
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  Speaker 2: favor and those ones are always the best.
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  Speaker 1: You were insufferable. I was raging purist famous rides lah
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  Speaker 1: my hole. Listen, when you've got a policy on.
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  Speaker 2: Your laugh, maybe you need to stop the burgers and start.
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  Speaker 1: Applying that money to a policy. Hand off my uber eads. Yeah, yeah, rude.
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  Speaker 1: Don't mind that the premium is too much. You shut
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  Speaker 1: your pipe, you shut your word.
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  Speaker 2: Hoole. It's the Jonas Brothers here on KF Mornings, twenty
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  Speaker 2: minutes after eight o'clock, Love Me to Heaven and back.
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  Speaker 2: It's the Jonas Brothers, Love Me to Heaven Babe here
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  Speaker 2: on KF Mornings.
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  Speaker 1: It's twenty two.
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  Speaker 2: Minutes after o'clock you're something messages from the prankice morning.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my freaking word, Darren, are you less? You got
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  Speaker 1: me terriffic your sky problem. That's probably gonna be top
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  Speaker 1: three franks of all time, My guy, what.
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  Speaker 2: A good one.
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  Speaker 1: That one is. Brilliant. I have never gone so many
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  Speaker 1: times at once in my entire life. You are, Darren.
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  Speaker 1: You must take at the policy before they come and
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  Speaker 1: more you you.
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  Speaker 2: Bigger to it all the way, to it, all the way.
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  Speaker 1: What do you want? Sandized? I swear that you come
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  Speaker 1: up with the weirdest stuff and we will get the
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  Speaker 1: courage to continue without laughing. I have no idea.
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  Speaker 2: Well then, by the way, my surname mistaken Kidney. From
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  Speaker 2: now on run.
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  Speaker 1: The main had way too much fun with that prank.
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  Speaker 1: They enjoyed it a little bit too much.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, if you want anybody pranked, my email is Darnis
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  Speaker 2: at KFM dot co dot z.
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  Speaker 1: I could do that to your friend, your wife, your phone,
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  Speaker 1: your boss.
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  Speaker 2: Your boss, a friend of me, nobody saying, your cousin,
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  Speaker 2: your aunt, your uncle
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  Speaker 1: Your brother, your sister,