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Jay Pharoah Interview · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Real people, real celebrity joined the Breakfast. Yeah, it's the
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  Speaker 1: world most dangerous Morning to show The Breakfast Club. Charlomagne
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  Speaker 1: and God Julie. I don't know where the hell NV
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  Speaker 1: is it. He's in Vegas, Vega. Yeah, he's been in
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  Speaker 1: Vegas all week. We have about five pounds one right now.
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  Speaker 1: But the person you're looking at is Jay Farrell. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: what's going on? Everything good man, I'm still catching the checks.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you already know, so you know, yes, and now
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  Speaker 1: you know about going to the sixth seasons, so it
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  Speaker 1: feels good. I can't even six seasons. Last time I
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  Speaker 1: came up here, it was like, what my third or
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  Speaker 1: my fourth or something? Second? Yeah, third, two thousand and thirteen. Man,
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  Speaker 1: that's crazy. Man, Thomas flown by so fast dark and
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  Speaker 1: you got the Showtime Special this weekend. Yes, man, that's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be a big deal. Oh hell yeah. It is
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  Speaker 1: the first one right yeah man, And they got everything
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  Speaker 1: in it. Man, it ain't just some Oh yeah, let's
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  Speaker 1: just do my next don't do that. You know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying. Like, it's it's like a bit a good
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  Speaker 1: body of work. I'm really proud of it. Show Time
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  Speaker 1: come to you or do you pitch it to them? Um,
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  Speaker 1: there were a few people on the table that wanted to. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: I think they kind of they kind of came because
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  Speaker 1: it was a few people on the table who were
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  Speaker 1: interested in biting, and then um, we just ended up
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  Speaker 1: doing it with them. So yeah, I always wanted that
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  Speaker 1: since you on SNL, do you have to like tone
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  Speaker 1: it down and your stand up at all? Not no,
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  Speaker 1: not not my stand up, but I definitely did. I
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  Speaker 1: definitely tone it down for the show. You know. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: like I I cursed a lot. I've been cursing since
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  Speaker 1: I was four, So on the show you cannot curse.
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  Speaker 1: So it's just like, you know, it's a little So
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  Speaker 1: if you say something about Caitlyn gin on your stand
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  Speaker 1: up and say you offend the transgender community, wouldn't every No,
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  Speaker 1: it's just like nah, because the stand up it's like
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  Speaker 1: your point of view, So it's like you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean, It's like, yeah, I mean like even though
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  Speaker 1: I don't have any Caitlyn Jenner jokes anything, and this
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  Speaker 1: special because I take this. I was telling you about
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  Speaker 1: it November Ober that week that week we saw each other.
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  Speaker 1: That next week, I was like, I gonna taking my
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  Speaker 1: special So this is from like November fourth, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so it ain't no uh nah, it ain't no. Uh
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  Speaker 1: you take this November fourth and now it is gonna
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  Speaker 1: be August first. And it comes out and you're like listening, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I miss this. I miss this is your boat and
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  Speaker 1: a bowler joke. And then I was like, oh god,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking like damn man, I know, I know, Twitter
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  Speaker 1: gonna light up yo, he go oh, I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: it ain't even it's just but it's a good joke.
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  Speaker 1: But it's just like, I know, I just feel like, god,
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  Speaker 1: dagg it, if I dated, yes, if you could just
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  Speaker 1: take one little bit, but why edited? Because man, it's
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  Speaker 1: already it's already happening. But at the same time, listen,
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  Speaker 1: it was hot at the time, So what was the joke?
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  Speaker 1: Mchael tell us? How are you gonna tell you? Come
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  Speaker 1: on my leggings, come got dagg it? Mann? Does it
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  Speaker 1: take for you to get put together? Especially I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: you had to go on tour I test everything out
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  Speaker 1: and put together that much material? What is it's an hour? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: an hour in three minutes. How long does it take
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  Speaker 1: to put together? Like? How many months? Years? An hour's
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  Speaker 1: worth of NonStop material, about three I would think for
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  Speaker 1: this because three years, because I meant get you some
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  Speaker 1: ghost ride. Listen, man, listen the whole thing. Though, Like
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  Speaker 1: I've already on this next one. I've already started working
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  Speaker 1: almost halfway finished with the material for the next one.
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  Speaker 1: But this, yeah, it takes three because you on this show,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So your time is your
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  Speaker 1: time is consumed. It's like I can't hit the road
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  Speaker 1: all the time. I can hit the road in the
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  Speaker 1: summer and when a half hiatuses, so you know, you
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  Speaker 1: just try to do the best. But I do need
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  Speaker 1: ghost ride. As you read about this, and then I
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  Speaker 1: was talking to I think I was talking to CAV
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  Speaker 1: one time. To Cav say every two years is good
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  Speaker 1: for stand up. But then you look at people like
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  Speaker 1: Chris Rocking seemed like he'd do one every ten. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he just drops it. He drops it at his leisure.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, uh, it's like I think it's like every
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  Speaker 1: four or five years with Chris rock But then you
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  Speaker 1: know he's really he's really technical about his I mean
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  Speaker 1: I think keV, I mean keV is just keV puts
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  Speaker 1: out like that. He's a machine and he's got his
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  Speaker 1: uh you know what I mean. Like my sister. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. My sister will gold me on
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  Speaker 1: the road if I say something like She'll be like
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  Speaker 1: remember you said this and everything. And you know keV
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  Speaker 1: got like a few of those people who understand his
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  Speaker 1: voice that does that do that for him. You know,
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  Speaker 1: your sister is your ghost rid It's not my ghostwriter,
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  Speaker 1: She's not. I don't say anything. I ain't even saying
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  Speaker 1: ghosts right, I'm just saying, like, when you have somebody
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  Speaker 1: on the road that you you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 1: that can bounce off ideas and stuff like you you
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  Speaker 1: come up with it. You know, doesn't make you respect
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  Speaker 1: of the people lass Like I know a lot of
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  Speaker 1: comics have people that do right with them and write
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  Speaker 1: jokes for them. Do you think that takes away from
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  Speaker 1: the craft of it or is it just look whatever
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  Speaker 1: is the end result is um it doesn't Like, No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it takes respect. Like you have to
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  Speaker 1: you can't. You cannot go far without a strong team
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  Speaker 1: around you. You have to have that. That's something like
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  Speaker 1: strategic like you all are a team. You feel me
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  Speaker 1: you need that and you need a strong support system,
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  Speaker 1: because I mean, the world is man. People will people
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  Speaker 1: will say, you know what I mean, make you second
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  Speaker 1: guess yourself. So as long as you got like good,
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  Speaker 1: positive people around you who want to see you win,
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  Speaker 1: like you'll be fun. There's so many things that happened
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  Speaker 1: in real life that I'm like, this would be great
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  Speaker 1: and someone stand up that you can't like, you don't
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  Speaker 1: even gotta make things up. You don't gotta watch fiction.
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  Speaker 1: There's so many things that happened in real life that
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  Speaker 1: would be like the other day, this might be inappropriate.
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  Speaker 1: Well Holgan, no, no, no, it's just something else. Some
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  Speaker 1: um it's about what was it about? Well, it's about
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  Speaker 1: I was I do this podcast and I had a guess.
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  Speaker 1: She's a transgender and a lot of guys are in
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  Speaker 1: her DM, like, you know, guys like look just like you,
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  Speaker 1: look like Charlotte Magine. I told him not to bring
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  Speaker 1: this up, but she said you was in her DM.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't, but they definitely wasn't me. It's some guys
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  Speaker 1: that I you know, it just you would never think
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  Speaker 1: if you just look at him, you would be like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: maybe one of my friends would talk to him. And
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  Speaker 1: this one guy sent a video of himself. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: believe her till she showed it to me. He was
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  Speaker 1: actually um masturbating and in his own face on this video,
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  Speaker 1: and then he couldn't see the press stop, so he's
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  Speaker 1: like blinded. He's trying to press stop record. And she
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  Speaker 1: had this video that he sent it. I was like, Wow,
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  Speaker 1: that's amazing that somebody would send you something like this
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  Speaker 1: and really think this would be like a way to
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  Speaker 1: try to, you know, look up later. Have you ever
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  Speaker 1: sent anything crazy? Damn, I've never said. I ain't never
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  Speaker 1: seen a meter go yourself a face shot. I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: believe it. Have you ever sent something out and regretted
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  Speaker 1: it and been like, man, I shouldn't have sent that
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  Speaker 1: to that, you know what. I'm so like, I'm so
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  Speaker 1: like small, like I don't I'm sure like even if
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  Speaker 1: I'm sending a pick, if I seen you a picture
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  Speaker 1: of my if I send it, I'm not my face
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  Speaker 1: is not in there. Listen, man, listen, man? Why am
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  Speaker 1: I listen? Man? I didn't listen? Why? Well, wait a second,
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  Speaker 1: let's rewind. Let's rawand okay, uh those are my younger days. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that was Take that picture because there's a proper way
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  Speaker 1: to do that. And we talk about this too. What's
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  Speaker 1: the how do you take a picture? Do you got
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  Speaker 1: to make sure it's ain'tle going down or coming up? Now,
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  Speaker 1: you can't do coming up, coming up, You're gonna shoot
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  Speaker 1: your face. You can't do that. Okay, you gotta shoot
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  Speaker 1: it from you know what I mean. You gotta shoot
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  Speaker 1: waste down. You know what I'm saying. You send it
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  Speaker 1: top pictures, you stop, you know what I mean? You
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  Speaker 1: do it and you prepare it like shave and everything.
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  Speaker 1: Too many people know you to me sending this from
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  Speaker 1: goddamn this and this is not this is not no
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  Speaker 1: reason like this is. This is like back. This is
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  Speaker 1: like back in the day before before everything. Yeah, well
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  Speaker 1: I definitely yeah, I wasn't. I wasn't circumcised finally finally
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  Speaker 1: cut the skin off. No, this was like Shelby Days.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you all because he's a little bigger used, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: no I was. I was a big ass kid. What's
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  Speaker 1: your biggest two fifty? About one forty? Now? Right on
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  Speaker 1: taking them taking you know, I'm like one eighty eight now. Okay, Actually,
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  Speaker 1: since the last time y'all saw me, I've actually lost
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  Speaker 1: like twenty pounds. So yeah, you know, when do you stop?
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  Speaker 1: When you said, when are you gonna stop? Listen, man,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta you know what I mean. It's all about that.
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  Speaker 1: It's all about the ab but it's all about the
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  Speaker 1: ad presentation. So when you see that got dang chiseling,
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  Speaker 1: when you got when I can go do a damn
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  Speaker 1: a show and I can throw my shirt out in
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  Speaker 1: the audience and the woman, that's when? How when you
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  Speaker 1: taking penis pictures from up here in the way, No, listen, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: because I had lost you eight This is what happened.
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  Speaker 1: I was seventeen, I lost weight. Look I was up there. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so I took Okay, I'm sitting down, but you're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna give you everything. I took the penis picks from
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  Speaker 1: right here, down here, but under your stomach. No, yes,
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  Speaker 1: from under my stomach. Okay, it was under under the
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  Speaker 1: fat stretch. You know that's a good that's a good
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  Speaker 1: excuse too, because if you're fatten, somebody walking on you,
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  Speaker 1: you'd be like, I don't see what my look like.
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  Speaker 1: They say that penis is bigger too when you lose weight.
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  Speaker 1: Is that true? What you're answering yeah, I thought your brother. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they said it gets bigger. Is that true? Um, well,
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  Speaker 1: I guess I didn't know. It's an extension and now
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking about it. Yeah. But when you fat man,
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  Speaker 1: you you ain't worried about your signs because you know
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  Speaker 1: you ain't getting no ask for real. If you got confidence,
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  Speaker 1: you're jerking off. That's why you're to take them pictures.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta do what you gotta do. Yeah, you gotta do,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta sit, what you gotta sing it. Actually you
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  Speaker 1: you wanted them catfish. Actually I was back in the
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  Speaker 1: days of my SPACETI I did. I got catfish. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I got catfish when I was when I was twenty.
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  Speaker 1: It was crazy to use your picture. Nah, I was talking.
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  Speaker 1: I thought I was talking to this, to this Joe
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  Speaker 1: in California, And you know, I knew something was wrong
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  Speaker 1: because she liked Arthur. That was her favorite show. And
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  Speaker 1: she would say and she would say things like, listen,
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  Speaker 1: I'm on my thing this Morman. What you think with
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  Speaker 1: you me your period? No, girl says that if coming
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  Speaker 1: to well, it wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't a dude.
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  Speaker 1: But come to find out, this girl was like she was,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I was. I had never met her, but
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: found out she was younger than she said she was,
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  Speaker 1: and she sent me this long message. A lied about
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  Speaker 1: this a lot about that, and the only thing I
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  Speaker 1: didn't lie about was my feelings for you and all
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  Speaker 1: this boys. I was just like, yo, how old was she? Uh? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know. She never had her thing, got it?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know. It was not like you Tiger was out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah I didn't. I didn't. Yeah, well, now you guys
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  Speaker 1: stay in touch. I mean no, I don't talk to
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  Speaker 1: her now I don't. I don't talk to her. But
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  Speaker 1: the girl she impersonated, we're actually friends. Now what this
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  Speaker 1: is some crazy? It's crazy. That's one of those I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna get me. Yeah, I got I'm gonna get me.
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  Speaker 1: When the real girl I didn't man, and turned out
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  Speaker 1: she had a boyfriend and all that. But I was like,
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  Speaker 1: all right, that's what's up. But they're real cool man.
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  Speaker 1: But that situation was just totally awkward. What made you
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  Speaker 1: lose weight? I just uh, I was depressed, man, I
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  Speaker 1: was depressed on you know, um, I was depressed for
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  Speaker 1: about It was from he talking to make them sick.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm sorry, I was depressed from like six to
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  Speaker 1: uh it's pretty much seventeen. But like I said, at
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  Speaker 1: twelve six you recognized depression. I mean it was because
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  Speaker 1: I had came back. That's what happened, right, So I
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  Speaker 1: was skinny. I came up to New York when I
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: was six years old. I stayed with my aunts for
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  Speaker 1: like the whole summer, and you know, they're a little heavier,
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  Speaker 1: and I got fat. And I came back home and
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  Speaker 1: I was taking a shower and the water used to
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  Speaker 1: run straight down my back. And then when I was
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  Speaker 1: taking a shower at that point, it was shooting off
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  Speaker 1: my back. And then I say, why is everything getting wet?
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  Speaker 1: And I looked behind me and I got this big
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  Speaker 1: as big ass, Nicki minaj booty, you had a big Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It just was awful. My mom was crying. I actually
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  Speaker 1: had an ass that made my mom cry the onion.
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  Speaker 1: She literally cried when she seen it's a I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's you know what I'm saying. You still kind of
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  Speaker 1: have a big butt. John got a big I lost
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  Speaker 1: a little bit. I lost it. I worked out, but
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  Speaker 1: I do have a little Yeah. Listen, man, this squash
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  Speaker 1: had the squats. Oh my god, that's what they'd be saying.
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  Speaker 1: And the squatter, the things just just make you expand
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  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, I had listened. I remember
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  Speaker 1: I was in church and I wanted to church, and
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  Speaker 1: this one law's weight right. The ladies. She used to
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  Speaker 1: talk about me all the time. Her name was sister
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  Speaker 1: what's her name, sister, sister, Sister Claude, you sister Claude. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So Sister Claude looked at me one day when I
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  Speaker 1: came back to church. She was like, I remember one
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  Speaker 1: time you was fat, like like it's a sickness or
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  Speaker 1: something like you can catch it, like I got the fat.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I was like, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: remember one time, you remember you that's what they you remembered.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, dementia, I'll just bitch. I was, yo, man.
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  Speaker 1: So set me talk about this though, because Rob Kardashian
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  Speaker 1: is so big, and I'm like, well, he's probably depressed.
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  Speaker 1: It's hard to lose weight when you're that big. It's
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  Speaker 1: not that easy. And he's like, just lose weight. Just
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  Speaker 1: was weighty. I did. I looked in the mirror when
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  Speaker 1: I was seventeen, and I actually was just like I
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  Speaker 1: hate this, I don't like this, like I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: lose weight. And then somehow four months I lost seventy
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  Speaker 1: five pounds and four months yeah, I went, yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: I crack. What do you do? Yeah? Audio and crack,
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  Speaker 1: cardio and crack. It was cis you gotta do what
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: you gotta do. It's a man takes my drops to
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  Speaker 1: cut aka crack. That's what that's all you gotta do,
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  Speaker 1: not to lose weight. No, no, no, no no. I
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: it was all like I ate nothing but like a
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  Speaker 1: little plate of barbecue and I had and somehow it
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  Speaker 1: just yeah. My homeboy looked at me. He was like
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: the cap in to you using Virginia too. They probably
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  Speaker 1: thought you had aids, was doing drugs because it's Virginia. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm from the country down south. Somebody losing weight first
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  Speaker 1: and you say, yeah, you got the job. What's wrong?
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  Speaker 1: You got the German? Man? Ain't got no German. It's
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  Speaker 1: just yeah, but they do. They didn't know who the
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  Speaker 1: fuck was and uh yeah, So you knew your depression
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  Speaker 1: stemmed from the way you do. Definitely I knew it
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  Speaker 1: was like that was it. That's the biggest. That was
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  Speaker 1: the biggest thing. Man. That's the thing that held back
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  Speaker 1: the confidence and everything. It was the fact that you know,
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: everybody talked about me, like even in my family, like
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  Speaker 1: I didn't get away from it, like my uncles, even
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: sometimes even my parents. Man, they I mean and they
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  Speaker 1: don't mean to say stuff, but it's just family. And
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  Speaker 1: you know, when you feel like you can't get away
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  Speaker 1: from it, you know you can either you can either
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  Speaker 1: lose it or you could lose your life. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Some people, I was about to say
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  Speaker 1: some people, Uh, some people aren't asfortunate as I am,
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  Speaker 1: you know, with the mindset and they don't have that
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  Speaker 1: you know, that strivee. They just give up. And if
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: you give up, like that's that's it, that's your life. Man.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: There's anything called the pressure now because I would think that,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, because you have a lot of pressure with
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  Speaker 1: us in that I mean it's pressure. I mean every
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: week people taking the show, the writing reviews, submitting ideas
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: for sketches that aren't getting picked up Black time because
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: every all the writers are submitting said I just read
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: a magazine that left up my day. You ever read
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: a review and was like, man, I mean, oh, I
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: mean I read you read negative reviews like all the time.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: I mean, as long as it's not the majority, then
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: just don't pay attention to it. I mean, if it's
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: the majority, didn't switch some up. But if not, man,
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: you know, and you know, people have their different points
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: of views. I know it's gonna be some people that
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: love the special for me, some people that talk about it.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, either way, like it's mixed reviews, as long
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: as it's the majority, you work for those people. So
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: I know they said, I've read before that SNL it's
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: really hard for black writers and the black sketch comics
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: to get their sketches picked up in particular. Here's the
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: But the thing about it is, I mean, uh, SNL
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: is pretty much geared towards a certain audience, and you know,
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: they have a type and a brand of funny and
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: we on the show. Now I think it's expanded, but
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: just because that's just what the show does. The show evolves.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: So I feel like the show has um has evolved
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: in the years where it's not as hard as it
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: was to get UM certain things on because we have
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: people on the staff that can kind of massage those
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: ideas and push them along. But um, yeah, man, it's
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: hard because it's it's that audience, you know what I mean.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: It's not that, it's not the BT. It's been white
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: people in the Middlewest. It's not the world Star hip
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: hop or it. I mean, like, you know, you ain't
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: no twerque. I mean, what us twerque? You know what
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, like you have to explain it. Do you
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: think that's that's funny? I think that's that's funny. I
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: mean I genuinely, I genuinely laugh at things. I mean,
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna say everything everything's not funny because everything
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: is not funny, like you know. But um, I think
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: I think the show does a good job and it's actually,
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: um you know, what's kept up with pop pop culture
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: to this point. Yeah, I feel like it's clever. What
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: do y'all think? Do y'all like the show? No? What?
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: I like certain moments? Yeah, I was gonna say, the
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: show has its moments, but some of it isn't geared
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: toward me. So and I can tell that, and the
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: stuff that is geared to me, I'll see it on
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: World Start. I mean funny, it's funny. It's not even
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: about like every course when you do the Kanye West Kids,
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian. Everybody can related that because it's pop culture,
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: but just overall, it's just like it's very hit or miss,
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: and a lot of times it misses what you Yeah,
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: yeah with me personally, Yeah, you know, but you uh yeah,
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: I mean yeah, but funny, it's funny, like you said
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: it is, I just don't that's true. I mean, you
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: just I mean that's the thing, man. You get so
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: many different points of view on the show, like as
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: far as people's taste in comedy, so you know, you
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: kind of get used to seeing, uh to see things,
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: and you kind of you kind of learn how to
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: learn what they're talking about, and then you you kind
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: of like, Okay, that's funny. I see why that's funny.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: It's it's definitely hard to please everybody, man. I mean,
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: y'all know that guy I was pay last year y'all
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: played not last year, but y'all played some from the
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: MTV Awards. I'll bet that I'll bet of that interview, y'all.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: But yeah, exactly, I remember that that Kanye and you
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: tweeted and then yes, you say so much, Charlottagne. Now,
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: what's the ultimate goal for for you, J Farrell. I mean,
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: obviously it would be great for you to have your
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: own TV show. You have the special that's coming out
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: this weekend on Showtime. So it was in the top
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: five definitely right along I mean the I mean, the
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: goal is just to I think Hollywood is definitely the goal.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: To do movies and uh things of that short which
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: I'm doing. But it's I mean, just to make people
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: feel better about themselves. Man, That's what I want to
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: continue to do in any type of way possible. It's
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: nothing better than going to a showing somebody making you
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: forget about you know what I mean. A death that
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: happened in the family. I just I mean, I just
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: lost my cousin two weeks ago. Many. I mean he
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: was on he was on a motorcycle and he was
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: coming over to Saint Petersburg Bridge and um, you know
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: he uh he tried to stop him. By that time,
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: it was too late. He had already you know, he
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: had already hit Uma. Carney revived him and then he
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: just they lost him again. He was seven foot five, man,
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: it was seven foot five, and I'm thinking in my head,
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you're playing no, no, no, no, no no,
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: this is real. This is real seven seven foot five
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: and wasn't in the NBA. No, like he had hurt
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: his I think he injured his knee or something like that.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: That tall. Yeah, yeah, so I'm thinking in my head, man,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, ain't gonna be able to see my
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: cousin again. Man. But the comedian was like, yo, how
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: are we gonna get him in the casket? Like, yo,
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: he is seven foot five. We want have to fold
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: him up, and like I called my aunt, and my
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: aunt said, yo, we burned them, but they couldn't fit
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: the ashes and the earth. So they had to have
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: a custom made earned for him. You know what I'm saying.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: So he's seven foot five. They had a custom made
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: earned from him though, so you know, but yeah, you know,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: so I know about tragedy, so you know, I just
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: want to make people feel better. Man. You had a
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: twin brother too that died, that broth friend, Yeah, he
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: passed away. He didn't make it. I don't think the
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: world was ready for two of us though have been
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: some crazy also. They didn't put that in there on
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: the on the site on the Wikipedia. But um, I
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: ain't even I was actually watching this earlier, watching you,
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: I presion they Nikki and Drake earlier you saw that.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah he did you like it? Um? Yeah, okay, yeah,
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: but you didn't know what you didn't know about me
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: when I was. While I was, I was premature, but
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: I was light skinned. I had straight haired gray eyes.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: No ass, look at me. Now, you would never think
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: that that was I was light skinned. I have no
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: clue I was light skinned. Huh yeah gray, I'm positive. No,
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: I was not. No, I darkened, I mean they darken.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: But hell yeah that was trans based kin. Yeah, I
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: had a white man as it was. I guess it
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: was white man. My ass was white for like at
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: least three months and then it just changed over it.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: But you know it was your opinion. We're talking about
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: how you used to be white. Uh? The girl, right,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: this is the girls the translation. I didn't I didn't know.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: I thought I thought it. I thought she was mixed, right,
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: I messed with it. I used to mess with a
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: mixed girl, so I thought she was mixed. I was like,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: this chick just has nice really, that's what it is.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Do I think do I think her family like? Uh?
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: This like like trying to distance himself from her a
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: school like no, but she felt like if you can
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: it ain't I mean, tell you what I think her?
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? What do you think about
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Bill Cosby? Is that in here? M? Do you know Bill? No?
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Is that going to be in your standards? No? No,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk about the NBC. I don't touch Bill.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: I don't touch the Bill Cosby thing. I mean. And
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: at that time, I mean, everybody knew about the stories
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: and everything, Like even before uh Hannibal said something. I
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: knew about the stories. I heard about it. Remember thirty
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Rock made a joke about it one time. A lot
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: of people made jokes about it. I mean, it's been
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: something that's been out there for a long time. But
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: I just I feel like I feel like this too.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: I feel like there's a lot of booty out of
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: here and you shouldn't have to drug it, especially if
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: you Bill Cosby, right, Jesus Christ, he got all the fame,
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: all the money. Like, who wouldn't want to get Bill
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Cobbies exactly? I mean, ye, I definitely wouldn't want to
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: do that. You wouldn't know what I mean? Not now,
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: but before though, would you have? No? I don't think.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm around a lot of famous people. That
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: don't mean I want to get him some booty. You
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: wouldn't have been around Bill Cosby. Yeah, actually I have
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: been around Bill Cosby. That's a different get on Crocks.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: What did he thrilling? He? What did he do to you?
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: He was in the studio, So I was fine. I
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: felt safe and secure. I didn't have any issues with
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Bill Cosby. He didn't. He didn't touch you, Ye, not
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: at all. He didn't. He didn't he messed with your
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: aquaphene and ye, he didn't do nothing to Okay, Well cool,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: that's what's up. Danced I thought it was. But it
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: does bother me that people try to say, well, what
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: was that a woman doing there with him in the
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: first place? Just because you're there doesn't mean somebody has
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: the right to drug you and you know whatever happens.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: That is very true, but it makes it more cheesier
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: it speaking from experience, had a case I did. I
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: had a case before what years ago? What did you do?
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Two thousand? It was criminal sexual conduct? Are you doing
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: raping people? Jesus Christy, Wait a minute, Charlomagne, what did
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: you okay? So what was it it was a party.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: It was a party that I threw. Sounds crazy, and
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: she got drunk and high and some of my dudes
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: ran a train on her. And one of the dudes
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: was saying his name was Charlomagne in the room like yo,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: telling her be easy, be easier, Charlomagne whatever. Whatever. So
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: she said, I don't know if that's true or not,
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: but long story short, I got arrested for rape two
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: weeks later, so I had to give blood and hair samples.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: You had a ghost, No, it wasn't. No, she got
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: she she got smashed. Just wasn't me. That's what I'm saying.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: You had a ghost. Somebody said your name. Oh yeah, yeah,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: that was that was her story. You know what I'm saying.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's true or not. But she
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: did gets mad, but it wasn't by me. You know.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: That's the bad thing about rape. You're guilty until you
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: prove yourself innocent. So then they reduced the charges to
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: contributing to the delinquency of a minor. I was twenty
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: That's why you're offered this whole Kylie jennything twenty sixteen.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: So you oh, so you you kind of so wait,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: t you were sixteen. I was twenty. She was sixteen.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: So the colleague sort of college jennything is, you're talking
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: about you, so you don't well, my stance on the
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: college anything is talk about this. You can impersonate me,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: impersonate me when ask me the question as you yes, okay,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: follow me. So the college, JENNI said, the way if
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: all the college the way to go. So so what
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: we feel about that? Well, you know, I feel like
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: you know, she's seventeen. Seventeen is legal in a lot
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: of states. So is it a moral issue of Tiger
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: being wrong or a legal issue of Tiger being wrong?
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Because he was dating here in New York, he'd be fine.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Seinfeld dated a sixteen year old and he would like
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: thirty something. Man, I really believe that. I honestly believe
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: that you're sick. You shouldn't do that if the person.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: If a person is sixteen years old, definitely on the
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: age you were. Russell him and Russell Simmons is the same.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you. The only difference between Charlotmaane and
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Russell Simmons is that Russell Simmons can stay where It's
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: like Strawberry and straight and street from the country. Baby,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: I say scrawberry straw strawberry, he can't say it. That's Salomon.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: I'm trying. I'm trying to do that. I'm trying to
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: do the best the best way I can hest some
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: of the Jabbie smooth nooth not jabbie spoon black. I'll
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: come on player. I'm put a little come on player now.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: We want to talk about that Saloma. I feel like
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: it's the funny dude like this. I'm gonna do it
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: like this Saloma when it comes up, when it come
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: under age booty? So have you have you? Have you
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: had a Have you had a Have you had a
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: heaping porson of under age booty? Okay, heaping ports. When
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I say heaping ports, I mean more to five people.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: When you see under age people? What age? Are we
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: talking about? Under age? Kelly? Kelly? You see that's how
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: we knew this, did it? You mean he said, nah,
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: you say you under age age age? He never messed
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: with on the age gause. You know, no, I never
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: messed with I mean, but I mean, I mean I
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: have but I just got catfished by the mother. I
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: mean I learned from those experiences early when you would
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: see people get caught up with undead girls like ru
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: check the id bro. Yeah, it's just that simple, like
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: you damn right, I remember shot my head is one girl?
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Oh she had on pantyholes at the pool. She was
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: just twenty four from the Bronx. Now, definitely look younger
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: than that Miami and makeup. Why would you have why?
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: But that's a that's a that's a sign right there.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Why do you have on pantyholes and full face makeup?
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Thet know no better. She'd been in the Bronx art No,
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Brooklyn are her life. Then she came in and said,
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: I looked better than all these girls here. I mean
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: she did physically, just not with the wardrobe and all
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: of the Charlemagne. Are you the type of judges? Are
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: you the type of dude that judges like for instance,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: you'd be like, look, her face is twenty four. Listen,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: her body is twenty four, but her face and six
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: are you one of them? Now? Like I'm more of
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: a I'm more of a pretty faced guy. This is
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: how I knew that she wasn't only enough. She doesn't
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: know how to use tampa. She only used pads. Who
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: said that. Remember she had it. She didn't have her pads,
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: she didn't have nothing, she said, she left her anything.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: She use tampons. I don't know if you kept he
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: said she couldn't. She didn't get some because the period
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: was on Maxi pads. Yeah, Penny Holes, I'm grown as woman.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: I'm sure Penny Holes man getting full makers. Having to
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Charlottage's years ago, he would do. That's years that's not yours.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Something I want to shit, I'm sure to you. I'm
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: sure to you. Don't put it on camera now I'm married.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: I know she took a shower with her bron underwear.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: I know. I mean, I don't condone it. Look I know,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: I don't condone it, but I understand. I don't condone it.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: But I don't understand. I under get it. But did
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: you see the bottles at Drake sent Charlotta Magne? He
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: sent them six bottles of dom p? Didn't he say that?
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: The track he was gonna says, oh my god, are
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: y'all friends? Now? The card says, let's be friends. Aubrey Graham,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: what would you say to Charletta Magne right now? I mean,
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: I feel, you know, I feel like you know Charlotte
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Magne is like we've had beef over the years, but
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: you know, I feel like we could be friends now. Man, Like,
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: you know, as long as you're not Meek, like, I'm
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: cool with you. Like that's like the whole it's like
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: the whole world, you know what I mean, Like, as
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: long as you're not him, I mean, as long as
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: you don't wrap like this because you know that's what
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Nick mill be rapping like he screams when he but
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: you rap, I do spit. So from your MC perspective,
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: win this battle. What do you think? Man? Listen, listen, man, Drake,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Drake is a is a better lyricist than Meet Millers.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: That is true. Meek mill is Meet mill is about
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: presence and delivery on his tracks. That's what That's what
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: it is. It's not like lyricism. It's not lyrical. I mean,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: he's he's got good songs, but he's like as far
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: as lyrics would Drake see the reason, I'm not gonna
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: say they don't matter. But in a battle Hit Him
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Up wasn't the greatest lyrical record, but it had okay, yeah,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, right, But did Big ever response?
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Big never responded to that though, no, he never did. Yeah,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: that's true. And if he and Big was a way better.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Big was a better lyricist than PoCA. Poc was a storyteller,
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: and he had aggression in presence, in delivery. That's Meek
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Mill has presence, delivery, and aggression, so it's like when
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: you're going against but Drake has. Drake has delivery and
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: aggression too in some of his tracks, so it's like
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: he's got everything and he can pronounce and enunciate. So
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: when he says is this your girls tour or your work?
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Is this a world tour or your girls to you?
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Hear it so clear? Yeah, man, yeah, yeah, So I
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: think I think Drake. I think Drake is gonna part
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: of it is we can't say because we haven't heard
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Meek say anything yet, so I don't even know if
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: it matters at this point. But didn't wait a minute,
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: but Cass already killed Meek though like Cass killed him
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: on a ten minute this he was just wrapping. It
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: was like, yo, Meek man, you were cockroach man. Know
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: I'm saying like you are cocky roach man. Nobody touched
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: the cockroaches, you know what I'm saying like, so when
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: you and Cass is lyrical. Yeah, it's the same thing.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be the same damn situation. Are
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: meet could rise to the occasion and record something either
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: like it's a long shot. Maybe I'm hoping, I'm keeping
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: I'm keeping hope a live for the boy. Man, you
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: keeping hope alive for the boy? But your best friend
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: just sent you Don Perry. He's not my best friend.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: But they wouldn't even give you a hundred dollars. That
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: is true, he would not even give me one hundred dollars.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: But I quote the exact quote is, uh, the enemy
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: of my enemy is my friend. So I guess me
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: and Drake have so I remember, so let's be friends.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: I remember the damn I remember the slander and all
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: that y'all used to have him. I was like, why
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: he not? I mean like, I mean, but from a
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: musical standpoint, dude, no man, you pulled up a picture,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: but don't lie. You pulled up a picture? Was that
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: from a musical standpoint? He called me a nerd. That's okay, nerd,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: all right. I had to show him at the show.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: What's more nerdier than this? Isn't your name the nerd?
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: You look like Jay Farrow back in the day, trying
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: to take penis picks with your shirt. Okay, and that
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: might have might have motivated him. He's in shape now, yeah,
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: you know. But other than that, it all came from
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: a musical No, you call him a thumber eyebrows. That's
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: not musical. I mean, that's not from a musical standpoint.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Was okay, Charlemagne, listen, charlottage man, I've knowned some changes
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  Speaker 1: with you, Charlo your face. First of all, you a
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: lot like because remember he was a writer. I just
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: was really dark. I had discoloration. So I had dark
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: patches right here. Remember I remember because I talked. I
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: was like, yo, I asked, I literally asked. I was
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: like literally concerned. I said, yo, you have diabetes, Like
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: are you good? Like what's wrong with it? Was discoloration
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: and it was just discoloration. Discoloration in my lifestyle was
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: really bad. Like I was eating bad. I was drinking
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: all the time. But now looking at got pulled the
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: semi so so damn right. I started going to see
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: a dermatologists, started eating right, lost twenty pis. I did
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: the same, but still colored up eyebrow. You know, he's
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: always been the same. I don't know where that came from.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: You can't rule Paul eyebrows. I'm perfect. They've been the
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: same for years. They just really stand out now. I
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: guess now that you filled them in with brow lines
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: none all? Did you ask him to lick your eyebrows?
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: A pause moment? It was gonna be on Showtime especial?
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Can I be me? It's gonna be airing August first
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: at ten pm. That we'll be making sure we're tuning
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: in to that. I have fun hanging out this weekend. Yeah, yeah, man,
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: a Saturday all right, Okay, that's that's a nice little
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Saturday date. I gotta watch Power first, I have fun
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: with you told you, and then come back and two
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: big booty boys when it starts starts in the fall, man,
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: So we're about to go back in a little bit.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I can't wait. Man, it's gonna be fun.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: How my boy Pete Davidson doing man? Pete's cool? Man,
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: I know you got a lot because you want him
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: used to work with each other. Yeah, we should do
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: a guy cold together. Yeah that's my little brow. Yeah, Pete,
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Peter is a Peter is a cool dude man, And
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: you know, I mean, that's one of the people on
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: the show that you know, I hang with because we're
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: so close an age, so you know, like that's that's
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: my peers and he's a he's a he's a good
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: dude and he's doing great. So you know, absolutely, Jay
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Farrell Standard Special one Saturday, Saturday, August first. Cannot be
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: me is the name. Make sure you check that out. No,
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: you can't be me. You need to be everybody else.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Impersonate people, let's see it. But I do. I do
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: anna myself, that's the thing, you know what I mean?
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: So yeah, ah, Jay Fry The Breakfast Club