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The Spoofmeister: Elon Musk Defamation Trial & Galactic Starcruiser · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  I had something I was going to open this week's show
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  with I've completely forgotten welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things
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  nerdy it's written in my phone but my phone's in the other room cuz it's on
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  charge now crap good Good Start yeah you don't syn your notes
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  across from your phone to somewhere else no I I probably should start doing that
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  but I just use a note taking app on the phone yeah yeah so I don't really my
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  notes sink across on Apple notes I'm sure there's a Google equivalent this
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  isn't interesting where do you keep your notes
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  Dan write them down with a pen a pen No that's not that's not true that's abs
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  absolutely not true I I I try you know they have their
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  [ __ ] websites devoted to pen and paper and like bullet journals and all
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  that kind of stuff I get caught up in it every now and then cuz I'm like I always
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  feel like I could be more productive and so I look up all this hor [ __ ] and I buy
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  like field notes notepads I'm like I keep it in my pocket and I've got a
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  fountain pen that I bought cuz I was like oh that'll be fun you wrote like
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  one thing in it and then forgot to bring it with throw it in my bag and just use
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  my phone I bought a fountain pan and and then forgot to buy ink with or not
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  forgot to buy ink but just assumed I could go and get some ink and then I
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  went into the [ __ ] station yeah some ink for a fountain pen they're like what
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  size what gauge what what whatever and I'm like it's just a fountain pen what
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  century yeah that's right just something to dip my quill
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  in you've come to the wrong shop sir yeah and that's how Dan got charged with
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  sexual harassment yeah please please put that away the first
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  time yeah fool me once shame on you my Fountain pan is since dried up and uh
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  I'm not quite sure how to fix it so it's just in my bag happens with
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  age I do have a Travelers notebook uh it's called The Travelers note that's
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  the brand Travelers notebook oh I was going to say I'm not trying to claim
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  here that like a travel I've got a a travel off [Laughter]
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  notebook um but to be fair I I do only have it in my uh going away bag so it
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  does only get used when I travel but it does get used from time to time I uh I
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  don't know if you guys have noticed ever but there used to be quite a lot of
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  background noise in this room that I'm in my office
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  here um screaming and somebody pleading
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  to get let out there was a there's a here in the US I guess radon in the dirt
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  dirt is a problem I think we may have talked about this before like the ground
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  releases ra on gas CU it's and that's bad for you isn't it and you can hear it
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  no so it's common here I assume I don't know if it's everywhere in the US or is
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  just New England but everybody I know knows about this and has these you have
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  a a radon extraction unit on your house and it's a there's like a PVC tube that
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  goes down into the foundation uh and sticks up into the air outside of
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  the house and there's a fan and it basically sucks all the air out from
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  under the slab under your house and then blows it out into the air so the radon
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  gas doesn't build up in the basement is that better for the for it to be in the
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  atmosphere instead of under the ground sound better I I don't know
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  anything about it but it doesn't sound better Matt now these are questions I
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  probably should have asked but uh I mean it came with came with the house so I
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  can't be I can't be legally responsible for yeah but your is built on an old
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  Indian burial ground so if anything's going to go wrong it's probably going to
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  be related to that I don't have to worry about it because all of the all the evil
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  spirits get sucked up in the fan and blasted out the atmosphere mate they
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  move headon Danny they moved the headstones it's all some else problem
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  but that fan when we first moved in right this room you could hear it and I
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  was like that's kind of annoying uh but I'll just deal with it and slowly over
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  the last two years I've been living here now slowly over the last two years it I
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  it's definitely gotten louder and louder and louder to the point where we had to
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  put effects on like uh special tools on to remove it from my recording of the
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  podcast because it was just this [ __ ] whne in the background it was just this
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  like siren like almost like it wanted you to like vacate the premises your
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  house went into like this red light situation no was just like this
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  constant in this room and uh Christ and then so finally I called the company
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  that installed it and they came out and they said the guy goes oh yeah no it's
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  not supposed to do that and he replaced it and now it's [ __ ] dead
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  silent and I I really wish I'd done it the day I moved in to be honest yeah
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  instead of just [ __ ] trying to EQ it out of your life exactly like so was it
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  actually working in that time yeah it was but yeah he said that I mean it was
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  10 odd years old and he said that that's about that's about how long they live
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  and uh he said it could have died at any point so um so I've just I've just
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  Googled it I just wanted to know what the [ __ ] it was um radon is a chemical
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  element okay fine atomic number 86 sure it is a radioactive colorless odorless
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  tasteless gas this sounds [ __ ] terrifying man no it's that's why everybody has
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  these systems because keep it buried under the ground Matt suck it up into your house
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  it's no it's going to leech up anyway that's the point is that so they put
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  these fans in to get it out of there otherwise it's going to build up in the
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  basement and where's fed said that though in Luke's bedroom I mean uh up
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  into the at Up Up Out I don't know mate into the atmosphere that sounds worse
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  though harmless it's contained no it's good man it's all
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  good my neighbor loves it so someone else's problem my neighbors aren't close
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  Ron is a no like apparently yeah that's what I've heard which doesn't mean that
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  it's always does the right thing or it doesn't mean it's from a good family um
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  but I'm just reading here I just had to click through to find out what the
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  [ __ ] noble gas actually was um any of
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  the gaseous elements etc etc long believed to be unreactive except for
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  Xenon radon and wait for it Krypton hey
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  so that's real apparently Y at least the SN cut you [ __ ]
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  cowards well Zach has doubled down he has come out this week and he has said
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  there [ __ ] is a SN cut he put a photo of it up he can't he can't take it
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  back trolling or if he's he could have just written SN cut on the side of a box
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  or anything and when there it is it's in that box which is well I mean yeah but
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  like what's he going to do now say no there isn't there isn't one I never
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  movie on the fact that one of Brothers is never going to release it so he's
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  like I say maybe he wants it released cuz there's probably going to be a bit
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  of a paycheck if that version actually gets released yeah that's fair it's like
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  three according to the what he actually posted is is I guess they're like film
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  Real boxes or what do you call those there a technical term for those Dan no
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  film Real boxes all right there you go uh a bunch of those with um canisters
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  real film canisters yeah yeah JL SN cut or director's cut but why would you have
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  director's cut written on the [ __ ] first cut of his film he's pretentious I
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  put it to you that you wouldn't write that I put it to you Jos Sweden directed that movie
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  so but uh but Snider has has written on
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  top of this photo as he posted it to his Instagram is it real does it exist of
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  course it does is any good no yeah are there any
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  effects in it no no well it's it's 3 and 1 half hours long apparently okay the
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  for reference the actual film that we that came out in cinemas is under 2
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  hours so yeah I mean the the the shitness of it wasn't that it was too
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  short it was mercifully short I just wanted I walked out of the
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  theater wanting more yeah that's right like like twice as much to be honest is
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  what I wanted yeah but uh so it's it's 3 and 1 half hours long and somebody on
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  Twitter said uh uh oh it must be a work print because normally films are much
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  longer when when they're uh you know when they A workprint and Z SN responded
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  and said the work print was 6 hours long Jesus
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  Christ I mean I don't know how much you could get out of that story to fill 6
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  hours 6 hours of Justice League releas
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  that I think because they just kept filming when people having like coffee
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  and stuff yeah it's just been like having a cigarette outside like you seen
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  in those photos maybe it's 6 hours of an assembly where he actually hasn't chosen
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  the take so it's every every take from every angle of every line back to back
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  is 6 hours yes that's that's not a work print well you know what I'm not I don't
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  have a reference I'm looking at that might may have been the word he used so look I
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  uh I quite like Zack Snider's movie for the most part there's a couple I think
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  are a bit [ __ ] uh but I really like there's a couple
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  that I like legitimately really really like so you know I mean if if people
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  that have seen his [ __ ] work at it or whatever of this I was saying no no no
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  it's [ __ ] it's up there with the best of Snider then yeah I'll take a look but
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  the only people who've seen this are in it right so I mean it's not an unbiased opinion
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  no but they have seen [ __ ] Jos weeden's cut and they were like yeah
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  better than that I one you know I watch stuff that we've made and I and I'm like
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  oh this is great but I'm not going to show it to anyone yeah I will show
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  everyone every everything I've been in well Luke I mean you say that but I got
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  I got a film sitting right here it's in black and white uh you starring it and
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  uh I put that online if you want I put it online on a heartbeat do it I'm not scared yeah
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  you're scared you're scared no do it releasee the you're scared release the
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  alerson cut I am a bit scared yeah alerson has been cut out of
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  the film actually we did shoot for that film
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  no one knows what we're talking about but we're talking about a controversial
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  film we made in the [ __ ] late '90s but controversial amongst
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  us yeah yeah yeah sorry I'm not implying that this CES any controversy in The
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  Wider the Australian sensors wouldn't allow us to release it I mean they
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  wouldn't have they wouldn't have they had no idea we' done it yeah but we also
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  we filmed an original ending that got taped over right I
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  was it it got taped over and as well as that too extreme it was it was too
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  extreme it was literally a former host of this podcast getting sucked by guys
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  concurrently and consecutively that happened a lot
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  stuff we film it did but we also filmed a fake behind the scenes where we talked
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  about the making of the movie and um there was a scene where Luke had a knife
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  to his throat I can't remember who was holding the knife and Luke is looking
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  dead into camera and completely dead pan says I agreed to be in this film um of
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  my own of my own free will I wish we still had all that stuff
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  I think the making of was the best part of that oh probably I wish we never lost
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  that lost the fake taped over forced to tape over by the authorities yeah
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  [ __ ] censored erase that from existence we are sort of Lucky YouTube
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  was not around when we were in the late 90s or unlucky yes yeah could have gone either
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  way I mean YouTube might have been around there was no internet to put it
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  on so because I think back then the re the response to this would have been
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  different like yes and you you'd have to set it to private now
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  but might have been all right back then said it to private I love that that
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  that's that's all that it would say is like yep okay that's uh quite
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  controversial content there he might want to set that to private well I've
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  recently had to do that with one of our videos that was on YouTube Denny yes yes
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  just in case only a couple of years ago funny this year now not not allowed not
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  allowed actually even a couple of years ago I think we were right on the line
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  then M who knew well who knew it's been set to private and I'm not going to say
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  which one it was listeners if you're familiar with our work you can probably
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  spot it so was it just the one or
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  two uh there were there have been a few that we've
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  removed a while back not for that reason I think I think we just cleaned it up
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  and um I'm not sure actually you know what to be honest I'm not sure what what
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  is and isn't on the on the channel right now just delete our footprint man just
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  just delete it well the episodes of the podcast are on YouTube now so
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  uh hopefully not the first 50 or
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  so no first 80 uh Missing okay settle
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  down the 80 that Dave was on all right no he's on he's on the first Bunch that
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  are that are up is he he didn't just magically disappear at number 80 he was
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  yeah he was on episode 100 he he slowly raed himself out quite un that's what I
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  mean caring less and less until he didn't care at all so I'm not going to
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  I'm not going to say what the old film that we've been talking about was about
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  but if I could just segue into something here um elong musk calling that guy a
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  pedophile um a judge and jury have gone
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  yeah he probably is so right the they
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  didn't didn't but I have no idea how he
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  El musk won I tell you how he won i' tell you how he won look at this [ __ ]
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  quote from the jewelry quote I don't want anything to do with this
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  unquote it's because they and I mean this is just defamation law right he had
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  to prove Mo most of his his defense send it we joked about how his defense was I
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  thought he was a pedophile that's that's not it wasn't his actual defense his
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  defense was no no one would reasonably think I was actually accusing him of
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  anything he he he said that he didn't know he was he saw the guy on CNN the
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  guy told said that Elon Musk can shove his submarine where the sun doesn't
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  shine so Elon Musk was going to insult him on Twitter Googled his name to look
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  look up who he was saw that he lives in the region of Thailand that's known for
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  child sex trafficking and was like oh there you go I'll call him ped guy and
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  then tweeted it and that was it and then thought that would be the end of it and
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  he's like I wasn't accusing him of anything it was just an insult yes I was
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  insulting him because he insulted me yeah the the part I find strange that I
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  understand that part but when he went to hide the prate investigator and was
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  going to expose that's where you're getting into yeah that was because well
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  now this guy started something yeah so that that happened
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  later you know what I mean after the guy threatened to sue him he was like it's
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  true though because I mean like elon's defense was I didn't think he literally
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  meant he wanted to sodomize me with a submarine and I he didn't think that I
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  me he was literally sodomizing little boys well and one of the jurors actually
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  said uh part of the reason they they found in they ruled in elon's favor is
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  that if if the guy hadn't made a fuss about it they don't think anyone would
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  have even known who the [ __ ] he was talking about but I love how kind of
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  passive aggressive this article is um musk and unsworth have been trading
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  insults last July when unsworth mocked a
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  miniature submarine like it's like oh yeah you've come with a
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  Little Submarine and know look Elon needs to keep his mouth shut on Twitter a little
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  bit I think I I think you got lucky here yeah yeah definitely definitely yeah uh
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  I'm not saying that this was a clean cut or anything and yeah you're right he did
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  get lucky he does tend to shoot his mouth off a little too quickly uh and
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  and hopefully he doesn't go well if this worked out well for me I can say
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  whatever I want now calling everybody P guy come at me Elon [ __ ] come at me
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  well that was one of his other cuz he he testified and he said that at one point
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  they were talking about you know whether the Tweet was an accusation or whatever
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  and he was like I didn't add guy to the end to make it like a more serious thing
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  like you don't don't call somebody ped guy when you're actually accusing them
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  of something it was it was an it was just a jokey insult yeah George pel's a
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  PTO guy yeah that's right that's that
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  he's convicted of being a p guy so case closed case closed I actually I didn't
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  think this was going to go in his favor so that's interesting yeah no no I
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  didn't either actually uh because I mean it is one thing to say you can shove
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  your [ __ ] mini submarine up your ass and there is another thing to say well
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  if he's not a pedophile why isn't he suing me which was that's that's that's
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  the other part like yeah the fact that he s double down well he's not sing me
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  so smoke this fire type of
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  thing yeah that's what I I thought it was the second tweet that he was going
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  to he was going to get tripped up on I think uh as well the guy uh what's his
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  name unsworth unsworth I mean look I'm sure he's a nice guy but he I think he
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  may have gone too far in talking about how just how upset and how much it
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  ruined his life being called like [ __ ] ped guy by Il musk on Twitter
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  like I also think if you had to ask for a smaller amount yeah what what did he
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  ask for $190 million [ __ ] off I mean if you Su an Elon musky might as well go
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  for it but still and he was talking about how like he was you know like they
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  they rescued these kids and people were get he was winning all these Awards and
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  like the [ __ ] royal family made him a gave him a I don't know some night ship
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  or some thing and he like was all ruined cuz Elon Musk called me a ped guy and
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  then I think but if people thought you were they wouldn't be igniting you and
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  all that [ __ ] yeah I think the jury were rolling their eyes a bit when he was
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  talking about all that so but yeah I think if he had have asked for like 19
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  million Elon mus would have G his a check just go away yeah yeah maybe well
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  and he got Elon got into a a fight with the lawyer like unsworth lawyer
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  apparently the judge had to bang his little gavl and say quit it because Elon
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  Musk accused the lawyer of just looking for a Payday in court and uh and then
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  cuz he said are you know wasn't the submarine publicity stunt and El was
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  like well isn't this a publicity stunt was like what it's pretty
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  good that's great that's great I mean
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  look the guy unsworth could have just
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  said listen uh Elon uh thanks for bringing the submarine it's actually too
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  big to fit down this uh little tube uh a person can barely fit so I'm going to go
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  in first we I'll have a go instead of comes over you his [ __ ] sammar
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  [ __ ] you know what I mean like did thing he said that he said on CNN that
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  yeah Elon Musk and shoved the submarine and that Elon Musk had been laughed out
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  of the cave and then I think that didn't that didn't wait hold on hold on hold on
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  Elon wasn't in the submarine in the cave no that's what I mean though and then
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  and then they had a bunch of people testify to say that actually that's not
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  true Elon Musk was there and and they were being very helpful and so that
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  didn't go in his favor either at that point the kids hadn't been rescued so
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  they were considering any option yes yeah yeah mind you so they've just made
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  a film out of this basically the the day after this the day after this happened
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  everyone in Asia who was in the film industry was like can we get the rights
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  and everyone was approaching including my boss right who do we know who do we
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  know that knows someone that knows someone parents of the kids um the you
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  know the divers anyone everyone was trying to get life rights we want to
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  make the movie um anyway someone did uh most of my friends in Thailand who in
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  the film industry worked on this in one way or other it had its Premiere this
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  week it's called the cave and um the
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  mayor of whatever town this was in uh walked out after 2 minutes 2 minutes
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  into the film walked out oh God and announced um 2 minutes in and this is
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  already inaccurate left so I I hope some I I don't I don't know who plays Elon Musk
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  but I hope there's a whole scene where Elon Musk you know some guy some thae
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  guy dressed up as Elon Musk rocks up with a miniature
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  submarine I hope wellon musk has been in films maybe he just plays himself he has
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  yeah but he does that's true yeah he's
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  been EP [ __ ] uh Big Bang Theory
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  hasn't he yeah
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  he's too yeah you're the expert Luke yes
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  he has shown up I think I don't know I didn't pay much attention sure you
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  didn't sure I had to look over and Rewind sometimes to go why are people
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  laughing sometimes I'm crying so much laughter that I just don't notice what's
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  happening yeah I don't know who the guest stars
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  are was tears in my eyes get it too hilarious so look that's good I mean
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  elon's you know he's elon's come out on top again it's good to see [ __ ] the
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  little guy the underdog went out from the change yep um but uh someone else
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  someone else said something uh in uh in the media this week and has quickly
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  taken it back and I I really I'm really found this funny uh Billy D Williams
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  star of uh some of the Star Wars movies as uh Lando
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  calisan um oh aside from that we know Lando kisan's full name now we joked
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  last week that he had a full name it's not
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  lorean unfortunately damn um but it is does anyone know
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  before I this no no no I know that it was discovered written on the side of a
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  Cane right that he has he hey spoilers
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  isiler is that a spoiler I I think it is wasn't it the can that he has in Solo or
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  am I wait his name is a spoiler I think it this is what this is
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  what I've always found weird about spoilers everything is a spoiler not
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  seen the movie it's not but it's not part of the movie it's just written in
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  ores on the side of a [ __ ] cane that someone's holding as a prop like is that
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  a spoiler all even if it is it's a b Now by what Luke thinks isn't isn't a
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  spoiler Luke thinks literally the plot of a film is not a spoiler trailers for
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  a movie are a spoiler Rises [ __ ] you
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  spoilers text scribbled on the wall of a
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  toilet at Disneyland is a spoiler a
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  spoiler all right so we will not be uh revealing the name of Lando calan on
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  this podcast oh I want to know though oh for Christ sake we're not saying it
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  because of what you just said fine spoiler alert I'm going to say
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  it real quick just tap the 15 seconds scan ahead button if you don't want to
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  hear it tap now his name is Baron
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  landonis Bazar kisian III that's stupid
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  yeah why couldn't he just be le charian
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  and thanks for joining us again um but that's not why Billy D Williams is in
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  the news this week Billy D Williams is in the news this week because uh earlier
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  in the week he seemingly outed himself
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  as being gender fluid and uh the LGBT community were like [ __ ] yeah Billy D
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  it's one of us and then he quickly came out a few days later and said the hell
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  is gender fluid and completely took it back so
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  what did he actually say at the time he said okay let me get this right he was
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  asked to describe himself by Esquire magazine and he said well I think of
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  myself as a relatively character let me start that again I think of myself as a
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  relatively colorful character who doesn't take himself or herself too
• 25:56
  seriously okay uh and you see I say himself and herself because I also see
• 26:01
  myself as feminine as well as masculine so I guess that's they've latched on to
• 26:06
  that yeah so he's trying to say he's s metrosexual I think well he goes on to
• 26:11
  clarify what I was referring to was about men getting in touch with their
• 26:14
  feminine sze I wasn't talking about sex or being gay or straight and he went on
• 26:20
  to say not gay not gay yeah yeah yeah he said just to
• 26:25
  clarify I identify as a man not gay so
• 26:30
  he likes to leave hopefully that was clear just in case you wondering is he
• 26:34
  is he an old man he he and he made that very clear not gay not gay um do you
• 26:41
  guys uh I I know not neither of you are probably into M lore right but you guys
• 26:47
  aware of mmore I'm familiar with the name heard the name but I don't know if
• 26:51
  I've heard of anything M lore is an American rapper white white rapper very
• 26:56
  is he one of the Mumble rappers uh no no he's way better than that don't
• 27:01
  worry okay no no speech impediment when I honest God I don't even it's like
• 27:08
  music to these days when I listen to like [ __ ] someone in my office will
• 27:12
  just put on the radio it's like when we were in high school in music class and
• 27:16
  there were kids that just had literally no interest in music that had to turn in
• 27:20
  an assignment at the end of the [ __ ] term yeah and so they put the least
• 27:25
  amount of effort in possible and it's the least musical thing you can think of
• 27:29
  and that's [ __ ] Mumble rap but no
• 27:33
  know what mum rap is but just keep it that way I'm not even going to explain
• 27:38
  it to you I'll figure it out Al or I won't you will you will not be in any
• 27:43
  way like your life will not be changed for knowing it or Not by Mumble rep but
• 27:50
  um but uh mmore uh was was very famous
• 27:54
  for about a year uh less famous now but he had this song called Same Love which
• 28:00
  was his like anthem for like
• 28:03
  supporting like LGBT right okay yeah mhm
• 28:07
  but every time he mentioned it it's okay to be gay I'm not let that be clear but
• 28:14
  it is okay like constantly constantly throughout the song me doesn't that sort
• 28:20
  of lose it sort of yeah that sort of heartfelt part about it like it's okay
• 28:25
  I'm not God don't get me wrong I'm not it's okay you are Jesus
• 28:30
  no oh no don't you dare call me one don't you
• 28:37
  dare not that there's anything wrong with that I I just thought of this just
• 28:42
  because uh we grew up in an area uh where that was being gayar what Matt
• 28:49
  says next no no no so okay so we grew up unfortunately in a place in a time where
• 28:53
  being called Gay was an insult uh yeah and not just an insult it was literally
• 28:58
  the worst thing you could possibly be yes and that's unfortun the culture of
• 29:03
  time but the other night I was cooking
• 29:06
  last night I made uh uh dumplings and in
• 29:11
  the recipe I was reading reading the recipe and I had to make it it referred
• 29:16
  to it as a cornstarch slurry and I so I started laughing and I
• 29:23
  said to Jenna I'm like i' got to I've got to make a slurry and she she looked
• 29:27
  at me like and she goes she like what okay and I was like
• 29:31
  slurry and I realized that I don't know if anyone else in the whole [ __ ]
• 29:36
  world use slurry as an insult no I'm pretty sure that is
• 29:40
  Western Sydney slurry and I and then she's like the [ __ ] does that mean I'm
• 29:45
  like well it's like like a [ __ ] but but
• 29:48
  worse like a like a dirty [ __ ] yeah like
• 29:52
  a [ __ ] slurry like a [ __ ] that doesn't even know she's a [ __ ]
• 29:59
  so that's a weird insult that we uh that we had that yeah I guess it's true yeah
• 30:06
  not allowed to call people anything like that anymore I think I could probably
• 30:10
  could call people slur they wouldn't know what I was talking
• 30:13
  about well we uh we nicknamed a guy spoof when we were in the Seattle many
• 30:20
  years ago it we were using the word spoof and a
• 30:25
  guy an American overheard us uh for those of you who don't know which is
• 30:29
  probably most of you spoof was a colloquialism again in Western Sydney in
• 30:33
  the '90s that meant jizz right yeah okay so SE Seaman we were using that more on
• 30:40
  that later we were using that uh colloquialism and uh this american guy
• 30:44
  who was in Us in the line we were at p uh he was like uh oh uh can I be
• 30:51
  spoof and we were like y you're spoof now that's your name I think we were
• 30:57
  giving people nicknames right and we were joking that oh his nickname could
• 31:01
  be spoof and then we were laughing and then he was like oh can I be spoof yeah
• 31:06
  sure mate yeah yeah yeah the spoof Meister that's the name of this podcast
• 31:11
  obviously the spoof Meister the spoof
• 31:13
  Meister yeah so yeah I made a slurry
• 31:18
  Billy D Williams not gay definitely not gay was it a nice slurry what do people
• 31:24
  call each other now like as an insult where you're not allowed to call each
• 31:28
  other gays and Slots what you I think
• 31:32
  now um it's called being a white
• 31:38
  male boomers are getting it I've noticed
• 31:41
  Boomers yeah I I heard someone recently
• 31:46
  say I don't even know how to phrase this that if you're from the baby Booter
• 31:52
  generation and you get called a boomer they said that that's the same they get
• 31:57
  that same feeling as when African amans get called the
• 32:02
  nword and I put it to you that is not the case
• 32:08
  [Laughter] no because I mean and and if the answer
• 32:14
  is not already obvious which it should be but it's because when when these
• 32:20
  [ __ ] Millennials God I'm glad I'm not either of these by the way I'm glad
• 32:24
  we're Gen X slip Luke's one of them
• 32:28
  yeah I it depends which which who's
• 32:32
  1980s the cut off where down some others say
• 32:37
  81 say 81 who says show me some evidence L Luke says I do
• 32:43
  yeah yeah but the the reason the reason that Millennials make fun of the Baby
• 32:48
  Boomers is because they have it so good you know they kind of acknowledging okay
• 32:52
  you're on top of the [ __ ] world and we don't like that I don't I
• 32:56
  don't times better yeah you do yeah you haven't had to go to war for starters
• 33:02
  yeah you haven't eaten food rations um yeah but people weren't calling
• 33:07
  African-Americans the nword because they thought we got to take these guys down a
• 33:11
  p they are on top of the world no no that's true
• 33:15
  yeah same thing no don't think so anyway
• 33:20
  no but I did I do think it's funny so I uh did I did I say this on the podcast
• 33:24
  already I did a shoot at a high school a few weeks ago you might want to expand upon that
• 33:30
  because I was shooting of fing um yes I did a job for the Department of
• 33:35
  Education Singapore and we were filming in a high school and um the the thing
• 33:41
  that kids say quite a lot now is don't trigger bro don't trigger don't trigger
• 33:47
  really which means like calm the [ __ ] down and don't take it so seriously
• 33:51
  which I actually quite like because like we had this whole thing of like oh yeah
• 33:55
  yeah you know oh you can't you can't you can't blame someone when they're
• 34:00
  [ __ ] offended triggered that's them it's up to them to be offended whereas
• 34:03
  now it's like calm the [ __ ] down so the pendulum is swung back the other way
• 34:09
  that's interesting yeah H it's a terrible time to be alive yeah I think
• 34:14
  it always it's really not it's not it's not it's really not we're fine we we are
• 34:20
  fine we are fine this is the greatest time ever yeah because we're not Boomers
• 34:25
  we're not that's the worst thing people get get worked up people get worked up
• 34:30
  over everything and we do have it so good and that's why they get worked up
• 34:35
  over everything cuz they can now just 100 years ago you you couldn't because
• 34:40
  you dying of starvation yeah that's right you had no teeth armed best oh my
• 34:46
  God uh famous for portraying the character the much beloved character
• 34:51
  jaob Bings uh I still it's he is actually much beloved and it still
• 34:56
  confuses me to this day well uh that's true because George Lucas
• 35:01
  was right and the kids that watched The Phantom Menace as kids grew up and
• 35:05
  apparently they think that's normal and good to like J Binks uh so armad best is
• 35:11
  now going to be hosting a Star Wars themed game show on Disney as J or as
• 35:17
  himself I don't think so I think just as himself just as they are throwing him a
• 35:22
  bone here aren't they yeah well he went through I we've discussed this probably
• 35:26
  a bunch of times but over deep depression because he he
• 35:33
  worked really hard on that character apparently really hard he and George
• 35:37
  spent a lot of time on Jaa and it did not not only that but George was
• 35:42
  constantly whispering in his ear this is the first CGI character in the history
• 35:47
  of Cinema like where we're taking this to the next level together hand in hand
• 35:52
  you are going to be a big star George's plan was jaar was basically going to
• 35:58
  get his role is going to get bigger each of the movies I'll say this though Jedi Temple
• 36:04
  challenge sounds a bit [ __ ] and I probably won't be watching this pretty
• 36:08
  sure we're not the target audience that's a children's show and uh that's
• 36:12
  that's fine that you won't be uh that would be it I mean it's going to be one
• 36:18
  of these shows that's going to be on in the afternoon that that kids are going
• 36:21
  to watch and they're going to be upset that they're not on unless I was when I
• 36:24
  was unless you're a British cave diver the show's not for you you you're
• 36:29
  specifically talking about uh double dare aren't you Luke yes I
• 36:35
  am I was also incorrect so wanted to be on I never understood why anyone didn't
• 36:40
  say physical challenge either answer the question to get point or go in this
• 36:44
  [ __ ] obstacle course I'll will take the obst every time so if there's some
• 36:50
  wonder if there's some episodes of that online I do want to watch something I do
• 36:54
  want to do want to see that again and relive how old do we
• 36:59
  think the kids are Now who grew up on because obviously the the kids who saw
• 37:05
  you know the original Star Wars are now in their 40s and 50s the prequels and
• 37:10
  they're in their 20s okay so that's that must be who the target audience for this
• 37:16
  show is Jedi Temple challenge because no this one's going to be their kids but
• 37:21
  then why is ited best because it's like why do kids why do little kids care abouted best
• 37:28
  I think it's just I think it is really just throwing him a bone yeah fair
• 37:32
  enough like I mean probably maybe he's a very good host who knows we'll have to
• 37:38
  I'm sure he will be I'm not saying he's not going to be a good host yeah but
• 37:41
  yeah this is probably going to be for the people who grew up watching the Clone
• 37:45
  Wars oh no no they're old now yeah Clone Wars is at least 10 years old now right
• 37:51
  oh I think it's even older like a lot older well Phantom Manis came out in 1999
• 37:57
  Jesus Christ so I know
• 38:01
  right the cartoon we were 19 and 18
• 38:06
  respectively um so it's I guess 10 years younger than that that would have been
• 38:10
  or I guess even younger than that 15 14 15 years younger than us they
• 38:15
  would they'd be the kids yep oh well
• 38:19
  enjoy like make best kids um we didn't but maybe you
• 38:24
  will we pass we pass the did they did they love yeah no it's true
• 38:30
  it's true I watched it with Brandon once and he [ __ ] he laughed every time J
• 38:37
  every time he steps in the poopy oh yeah have you seen there's a video online um
• 38:43
  this kind of creative agency in America um made this clip it's just about 5
• 38:47
  minutes long but of just if Star Wars was R-rated and basically they just no
• 38:53
  not sexual Luke okay calm down I've seen that yeah I'm sure you have um no but they
• 39:00
  basically just like people are getting shot left right and center and there's
• 39:03
  no there's no actual violence in it like there's no blood you know there's no
• 39:07
  wounds so um there there they basically put the blood and gore in and of course
• 39:13
  there's one where uh where he gets caught up in that energy beam while he's
• 39:17
  fixing that car and just explodes but the actual the the B that of the worst
• 39:22
  and by the worst I mean the best are the order 66 scenes where
• 39:28
  they're just [ __ ] Troopers standing around one Jedi just shooting
• 39:33
  right yeah once you put a [ __ ] squib like a [ __ ] gunshot wound for every
• 39:40
  laser beam that hits that person yeah it's [ __ ]
• 39:46
  brutal oh okay here here are some Jaa [ __ ] quotes I've just found okay
• 39:53
  okay oh saying some some offensive stuff
• 39:57
  on Twitter I just think showing that how his character could have been a bit
• 40:01
  offensive back then Misa called juder Binks Misa your humble servant oh this
• 40:06
  is that nonsense where they think he's like a like a kind of M kind of
• 40:13
  character but I mean rude he's played
• 40:16
  by I I think you got to believe the actor when he says absolutely not that
• 40:23
  is not what we were going for uh and I would never do that as because I mean
• 40:27
  he's a he's a black actor he's he's been pretty adamant that when people say that
• 40:32
  that like oh he's a racial stereotype and he's like no absolutely he's not I
• 40:36
  think where I think where it comes from is because there were so many racial
• 40:39
  stereotypes in that movie well that's the were there this is a cuz this
• 40:43
  conversation has been had on on uh a lot
• 40:47
  as well were there well I mean think
• 40:51
  think the nordian yeah but see nordian W okay but the neans right if you actually
• 40:57
  I mean I get the It's The End Result that matters but the nordans is a
• 41:03
  transan actor who they then had I think
• 41:07
  some Thai voice actors read his lines attempting to do his accent because they
• 41:12
  wanted it to sound weird and alien and it came out sounding like
• 41:17
  aese yeah exactly like a character ship and but I it's not what they were going
• 41:23
  for I guess no and I think the other argument in FA not in favor of but the
• 41:29
  thing that may maybe makes this not as bad as it was is that uh like a minstral
• 41:34
  show is a white actor painted up in black face
• 41:39
  portraying a black AR best is black so if even if he is doing like a humble
• 41:44
  servant type of voice [ __ ] surely that's within his rights I wasn't even
• 41:50
  going down this way I'm just going about how terrible uhoh big goober fish oh you
• 41:54
  just talking about how yeah fair enough you guys know that ared best
• 42:00
  also wrote directed and produced a TV show based on his own life called this
• 42:06
  can't be my life Jesus that's what he was going
• 42:11
  through a hard time wasn't it it sounds like it doesn't it yeah and that was him
• 42:16
  at his best his his armed best oh Christ
• 42:21
  okay we we should all go out and watch
• 42:23
  his little quiz show oh my God Jesus
• 42:30
  mate if it'll keep him alive it'll keep the gun out of his mouth then I'll watch
• 42:33
  Luke has no sympathy for if that's what it's come down
• 42:37
  to no I'm actually big heart we should watch it see if it's going to keep him
• 42:41
  around sad little AR man I'll watch your TV show I don't want I don't I have not
• 42:47
  told any Soul act that they should kill themselves over it
• 42:52
  okay [ __ ] hell no well no I'm not saying it but you know there are a lot of fans
• 42:57
  who have told him actors from other franchises but not Star Wars I've told
• 43:03
  Marvel actors to put a [ __ ] gun in their
• 43:06
  mouth um sure okay weird sure um if I
• 43:12
  can seg go just slightly for a moment um last week on the show uh you guys were
• 43:18
  one episode ahead of me on the Mandalorian um you'd seen four and I'd
• 43:23
  only seen three I'm assuming now we've all seen five
• 43:27
  I just watched five about an hour ago so Luke uh I really liked five I thought
• 43:33
  five was good uh and I thought it was uh it was good to be back to that kind of
• 43:38
  episode structure cuz I thought in many ways episode 4 was a bit
• 43:43
  [ __ ] really uh yes and I liked I have
• 43:48
  the opposite opinion last week when I thought this one was a bit see when you
• 43:51
  were saying last week that the story line was garbage and and I was like no
• 43:55
  it's not come on come on and then I saw four I thought oh okay you must be
• 43:59
  talking about this no I'm still just talking about the whole thing makes no
• 44:05
  sense and he's stupid but I love it can I uh can I bring okay so the reason I
• 44:10
  didn't like episode 4 episode 4 is the one Pocahontas right it's where he lands
• 44:15
  on a [ __ ] remote [ __ ] picturesque Planet falls in love with Pocahontas and
• 44:21
  then has to fend off some some other creatures right yeah um bit on the nose
• 44:26
  to me to be honest I thought like the fact that they were this peaceful
• 44:30
  Village and all perfect I like even in even in Dances with Wolves which is
• 44:34
  basically what they ripped off for it like yeah there were still [ __ ] and
• 44:38
  they still fought amongst themselves it's just a little too on the nose it
• 44:41
  just too on the nose was two in the I also what I think you can startle an
• 44:48
  atat apparently sorry an atst but you
• 44:50
  can startle one and it it can [ __ ] it's an animal now apparently there's no
• 44:56
  one trying it it's just it it is sentient apparently you can distract it
• 45:03
  you can it can you can go to take a step and then it can it could like shrink
• 45:07
  back like what is this what are we watching I I honestly think the the
• 45:12
  reason for that episode was actually to try and show time passing MH mhm to
• 45:17
  actually try and spread so cuz at the moment sort of been sort of sort of
• 45:21
  fastpac but there's no real concept of how long it's been whereas this one it
• 45:25
  sort of makes out that he's been living there for a while and settled for a
• 45:28
  little bit so I think it's just trying to just show time passing in the
• 45:33
  universe maybe see I don't want to I I I I get those complaints that's fine I
• 45:39
  quite enjoyed episode 4 actually but I found and because we can't talk spoilers
• 45:43
  about episode 5 really yet it's not the right time no thought four was better
• 45:47
  than five thought five was quite [ __ ] to be honest yeah I thought five was quite
• 45:53
  strange I at least thought look it's certainly not the best episode but
• 45:59
  episode four was just so fluffy and okay I don't know just it's
• 46:06
  just the tone was all off for me it was just a completely different tone and now
• 46:11
  people are episode 5 people are shooting each other in the back again and I'm
• 46:14
  like okay this is this is what I signed up for yeah but I think it's also
• 46:18
  they're just trying to also show a bit more of his character a little bit try
• 46:22
  and build that up a bit more so let's let's stay on that for a sec right okay M okay
• 46:28
  so he gets to this little village and there's this beautiful woman there who
• 46:34
  takes a shine to him immediately um she's never seen his face
• 46:38
  cuz they have a discussion about his he doesn't take his helmet off I mean he
• 46:41
  takes it off standing in a window to eat a sandwich um while kids so that finally
• 46:46
  explained how he eats which Tak it off fine um yeah so if someone wanded in
• 46:52
  they would see him with it off mhm yep oh if one of those kids just looked up
• 46:56
  from their [ __ ] game of socer whatever I did I thought that as well
• 47:00
  like he 5 me away the window about that episode just graded me the wrong way but
• 47:05
  here's the thing she thought baby Yoda was his son she said it on a number of
• 47:12
  occasions that she thought that was his son and he never corrected her so my
• 47:17
  question is does she think he's a weird green Yoda thing under that helmet Love
• 47:23
  Is Love there is literally no indication that she would like she would have to be
• 47:28
  stupid to assume he wasn't that does she say like she calls him your son your boy
• 47:35
  your baby like at no point I me it is his baby I guess like so you see a man
• 47:41
  with a baby right and you're just like H that yeah I'm just going to I'm just
• 47:48
  going to assume it's not and then that's okay yes I mean fair enough yeah but
• 47:52
  maybe she didn't want to offend him you should be like you get you from
• 47:58
  yeah no where' you get from that's what I mean if she is she the logic The
• 48:03
  Logical conclusion that she would come to was that it's his baby sure but
• 48:08
  remember this is the one thing you have to do you have to give up logic watching
• 48:11
  this if you try and reading honestly episodes three I was perfectly willing
• 48:16
  to go with the kind of slightly weird stuff but episode 4 there was just too
• 48:20
  much wrong with it I couldn't I think so far every episode is like if if someone
• 48:25
  was playing a weekly star was a role playing game that's that's what these
• 48:29
  feel like to me I'm not complaining about it cuz that's that's fine but they
• 48:32
  are very like every single one and like I'm not going to talk spoilers
• 48:36
  particularly I found five to be on the nose in this regard everyone has to have
• 48:41
  a little like remember these like like
• 48:46
  atst for example in episode 4 and then just all of them have like stuff like
• 48:51
  that and then five just [ __ ] piled it on but oh yeah I was about to say five
• 48:55
  had as much as episode one which had too many yeah yeah I think I
• 49:00
  went bit over the top again shoehorned in for like remember
• 49:06
  this yeah which we don't we don't need I understand maybe the first couple
• 49:09
  episodes but now you can let it stand on its own but I'm upset we've only got
• 49:13
  three more episodes I know it's quite short oh [ __ ] is that all there's only
• 49:18
  eight episodes this season they only half an hour long which is also B no
• 49:23
  it's sort of weird cuz like episode falls about 40 minutes oh was it so so
• 49:28
  yeah each episode is just as long as it needs to be type of
• 49:33
  thing they're not sticking to the what I say Alles to be long as it needs to be
• 49:40
  to
• 49:41
  be any long is a waste so um uh Ryan
• 49:47
  Johnson wants to Direct One no and I don't know why this guy has the [ __ ]
• 49:54
  stones after everything trolling he's trolling
• 50:00
  surely I feel like if I was him I wouldn't even [ __ ] mention Star Wars
• 50:04
  ever again well he got he he went to the set of episode of of the first season
• 50:09
  yeah look of people like he's still very much a part of but no one knows how well
• 50:15
  I think he honestly has this thing where he doesn't and I've seen this on on
• 50:21
  Twitter and and everywh all the time like people don't get that like there
• 50:26
  are people who just don't like the Last Jedi not because we hate women like this
• 50:31
  this like it's like I don't know people who like it or I don't even know if it's
• 50:37
  the right like never heard anyone say they like it I'm still 5050 on it
• 50:42
  there's Parts I love and there's Parts I hate me too but then I there was an
• 50:46
  article the other day that was about how oh Luke Skywalker was a flawed character
• 50:50
  in The Last Jedi and that's why all the [ __ ] people who don't like it don't
• 50:54
  like it like no stop it just wasn't very good movie The Script was terrible it was badly
• 51:00
  directed why I don't know it's it's like a weird I guess cuz it's Star Wars it's
• 51:05
  like this weird thing where people have to find some strange reason why we
• 51:09
  didn't like it no we just didn't like it yeah it just wasn't any good and we
• 51:13
  didn't like it wasn't a very good movie but I'm just trying to think like
• 51:17
  is Ryan Johnson cuz he's still he's still talking about his Trilogy he's now
• 51:21
  trying to say he wants to direct seems just C be but maybe DIY just can't
• 51:26
  they're just too nice to say look sorry you're not getting this they're not
• 51:30
  discussing it anymore are they what I'm saying is there's people like these
• 51:35
  people I'm getting getting weird about it too now no I don't want to be like a
• 51:39
  generalizing like like everyone else seems to be but I think they they don't
• 51:45
  understand that people have legitimate criticisms of of Ryan Johnson like and I
• 51:51
  don't think he does either anymore I think he's bought into the
• 51:55
  fact that oh it's just a bunch of RAC you know what I mean and so I agree with
• 51:59
  you I think that yeah I think he he is still angry that we don't like his film
• 52:05
  because he thinks we don't like it for [ __ ] reasons where we actually just
• 52:08
  don't like it because it wasn't very good and some people like do have weird reasons for
• 52:14
  not liking it and [ __ ] those people but also like I don't
• 52:20
  know I feel like it got weird it's like like the ghost the new Ghostbusters the
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  2016 Ghostbusters it's like you can't criticize that that film anymore because
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  they made it about weird [ __ ] I feel like Last Jedi is the same thing
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  basically just can't talk about that film anymore without yeah yeah that's
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  right weird one of the things I well one things like the things that confuse me
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  is hyper space travel is now so confusing that
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  slow space Chase where the Imperials can't catch up to them but then Rose and
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  that can go off to another planet and come back but M hyperspace made sense what Rose
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  what you poting about Rose for huh why do you hate what do you hate Asians Luke
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  well well no it's when Rose and Finn go off to that other that casino Planet how
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  can they travel to another planet and come back but then that the resistance
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  but the ships can't catch up it make no sense can we can I can I say something
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  that that annoys me and if you guys disagree then I'll I'll eat my hat right
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  you wearing a hat hat yeah you wearing one I'm not currently wearing a hat but
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  I got many hats I got all hat wearing anything
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  um so uh they go to that [ __ ] casino
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  to meet someone right yeah y yeah should have been ler caran okay they didn't it
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  they didn't even meet the guy that were supposed to meet okay okay thank you
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  Matt thank you so you're on my camp on that right yeah yeah they were supposed
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  to meet what's his name the guy with the rose the was it Louis th yes yeah not
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  Louis th the other one no not him
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  justtin throw it's Justin Trudeau in blackface some guy whose name rhymes
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  with one of the names I just said well they're cousins no no you know they're
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  cousins right I did not know that they are they are cousins okay um wait that
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  doesn't mean have the same name or rhyming names have name that rhymes with
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  your name Justin Justin THU and Justin
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  Trudeau are not cousins because their name is Ryme
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  Lou THU and Justin THU are
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  related okay the actor Justin THU is the
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  cousin of the documentary filmmaker Louis THU okay that's not what I'm talking
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  about though what I'm talking about they go there to meet Justin thuru and they
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  don't and they meet Beno Del Toro instead yeah in prison and they go he'll
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  do yeah yeah yeah yeah okay it's just our friends who are going to die that
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  guy will do this this weirdo we won't look around for 10 more
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  seconds no no no but i' I've had arguments and I don't know why I
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  shouldn't care I shouldn't care arguments with people who say you know
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  it's lucky that they got locked up because that's how they met the guy that
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  they were there to meet I can't even remember his name [ __ ] the code
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  breaker or whatever it is right and I'm like no it's not him they didn't meet
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  him he was out there he he was out there still at the end when they get [ __ ]
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  EX scored it out DJ camer pans past a guy with a
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  [ __ ] this is what happens though when people only seen a movie Once also
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  when it's garbage storytelling and it's garbage and that's the thing because if
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  it was good people would have gone back and watch it a few more and they'd
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  probably get a better understanding but seeing it once you can sort of
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  understand why people cuz the story made no sense Fair like still with that like
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  when they explaining oh you got to go to this casino Planet it's all loting up
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  yep it's going to be Lando would have made more sense than that
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  whole story he was too busy being gender
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  fluid leaking all over his ship oh so much
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  fluid um but I but here's the thing and Luke's right they he almost touched on
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  some really good points that there are a lot of people who aren't the Rebellion
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  or the Empire that they're just [ __ ] War profiteers just trying to stay out
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  of it and make a buck like that's great this [ __ ] that the same weapons
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  manufacturers arm both sides I mean that [ __ ] is really real you know what I mean
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  like y probably could have explored that in a more interesting way than yeah
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  that's right throwing it in there forget it also just I just missed the mark
• 56:43
  don't sacrifice yourself that's not worth it oh she sacrificed herself yay
• 56:46
  she's a hero but don't you do it Finn don't you do
• 56:51
  it yeah uh look at him direct an episode of the Mandalorian I'd actually
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  uh Luke you're right it's absolutely correct he just directed it written by
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  someone else episodes called the fly yeah and I I find a bit hard that he'd
• 58:05
  get there and go all right we're going to have a fly and that's going to be the
• 58:08
  whole thing of the episode everyone on the day yeah that's a luk gets made
• 58:14
  Wikipedia itself says um arguably the most polarizing episode of Breaking Bad
• 58:20
  there you go polarizing is a really nice way to say a lot of people hated it I
• 58:25
  think that they describ The Last Jedi yeah
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  polarizing yeah yeah Talk That Again Luke you're going to have to wait
• 58:35
  a bit longer to stay uh in
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  space I know I'm so upset by this so the G the Star Wars Galactic star Cruiser
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  hotel at Disney world it's not going to be at Disneyland it's only going to be
• 58:49
  at Disney World Well for now anyway mind you that is one that's closest to your
• 58:54
  house Matt so that's true but it's not closest to you guys is it I don't think
• 59:00
  of it's close I'm I'm prepared to travel anywhere for this well you have to
• 59:03
  travel the space in 2021 it opens 2021 2021 and apparently I thought it was
• 59:09
  opening next year is this thing going to be underground is that how this works
• 59:13
  because the the premise as as described is that you you kind of enter what the
• 59:18
  lobby is like a Spaceport and then to get to your room you got to go on a fake
• 59:24
  space shuttle ride to the space and it seems like it doesn't have any
• 59:29
  real Windows all the windows are going to be
• 59:32
  screens yep oh so it's like you're traveling through space so you open the
• 59:38
  window and it's like space so is this is it underground I guess I think it might be
• 59:45
  it might as well be I suppose yeah can I just say though I mean
• 59:52
  staying in a Star Wars themed hotel I mean whilst that might sound cool and
• 59:57
  everything you've just described sounds pretty [ __ ] awesome but at the same
• 1:00:00
  time I've never looked at any of the dwellings of any kind in Star Wars and
• 1:00:06
  thought to myself that looks comfortable like I'm looking at the
• 1:00:11
  [ __ ] schematics of this and I'm like yeah it looks like Star Wars but why
• 1:00:15
  would I want to sleep there I know actually it's probably
• 1:00:21
  going to be quite cheap to furnish it also looks incredibly CR
• 1:00:26
  like like spaceships are yeah they're going to make sure they
• 1:00:33
  can fit as many people in there yeah they need all the
• 1:00:37
  money I will give it to them need all the money it's true they do need it they do
• 1:00:44
  need it yeah so uh I guess 2020 we going there and this is the one where it's
• 1:00:47
  it's all immersive apparently there's going to be like an area where you can
• 1:00:50
  go and train with a lightsaber and stuff and you have to stay it's like like the
• 1:00:56
  whole thing is like you have to stay a minimum of two nights so you can
• 1:01:00
  actually experience it everything you wait you'll have to buy the lightsaber
• 1:01:04
  first and only people that buy the lightsaber and only people that buy the
• 1:01:08
  deluxe edition get to go to the [ __ ] okay I am buying it all [ __ ] storm
• 1:01:15
  burst in at 2 a.m. search your room yeah
• 1:01:21
  Searcher well I want all IM I want that immersive I I want a stormtrooper
• 1:01:27
  immersed inside of me yeah I think I think getting [ __ ] by a stormtrooper
• 1:01:31
  is a good segue into teasing for our special edition episode that'll be
• 1:01:35
  coming up in a little while yeah yeah you guys you guys demanded it and so we
• 1:01:41
  uh we did it we did a Star Wars we did episode um I looked on I think every
• 1:01:48
  episode is a Star Wars Episode to be honest that's true that's that is true
• 1:01:52
  uh I I I tried to find someone to animate uh our uh you know Star Wars
• 1:01:58
  role playing game uh how many hundreds of dollars would it be mate it's about
• 1:02:03
  $1,000 for 5 minute animation on five so we cannot afford it we cannot afford it
• 1:02:09
  damn uh if any listeners are out there or you know aspiring animator please get
• 1:02:14
  in touch I think it'd be hilarious I'll give you 50 bucks aspiring is code for
• 1:02:20
  free yeah real work for
• 1:02:24
  nothing oh I prepared to pay 50 i l was going to say oh I'll have a go I'll do some
• 1:02:31
  animation you'll get half a drawn stick figure fine half he's not even going to
• 1:02:36
  commit to a stick figure no Jesus I've
• 1:02:40
  drawn half of you isn't half a stick figure just a
• 1:02:45
  stick pretty much so you're going to have to really use your imagination mhm
• 1:02:51
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