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FULL SHOW: Was This Waitress Flirting With Ben? · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: With the John and Ben Podcast. Cheers to Dilma making
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  Speaker 1: the world a bitter tea.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Welcome to the podcast.
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  Speaker 3: It feels like inspirational music from like a Instagram sort
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  Speaker 3: of video or something.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, you've got to see really quick. You got to
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  Speaker 4: say one thing inspirational from everyone.
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  Speaker 5: Oh Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, that was inspirational.
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  Speaker 2: Now we can't talk Jesus. First it was blessed for me,
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  Speaker 2: and then it was inspiration.
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  Speaker 3: I just need to say it with that inspiration music, Jesus,
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  Speaker 3: Oh Jesus. We've got David Williams joining us on this
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  Speaker 3: podcast as well, very very funny, Like I just love
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  Speaker 3: chatting to him.
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  Speaker 2: He's incredible.
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  Speaker 3: He's not only a great author, great comedian as well.
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  Speaker 3: He's just got great stories about Adele and Prince Harry today.
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  Speaker 2: And a lovely gentleman to boot, doesn't he.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it feels like someone you could talk to you
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  Speaker 4: for an hour and a half and need to get bored.
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  Speaker 2: Also fair enough.
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  Speaker 6: Say for like for ages, it's like an hour enough
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  Speaker 6: that I feel like I've were had a party and.
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  Speaker 3: John will be talking David Wells about a half I'd
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  Speaker 3: be like, oh God, he's punished half.
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  Speaker 2: Specific amount of time.
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  Speaker 5: Like most people will be like talk two for hours, He's.
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  Speaker 2: Got a half about ninety minutes a good amount of time.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like David Williams, well, that's pushing the boat,
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  Speaker 4: so that's a lot of his time. He's probably i'd
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  Speaker 4: say he's got books to write and ship like that.
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  Speaker 4: He'd be like, this guy's talking to me for an hour.
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  Speaker 4: I reckon at the forty five minutes forty five minutest
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  Speaker 4: Williams will be looking at his watch on the halfway baby.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, he's lovely.
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  Speaker 3: So you're there on the podcast today as well as
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  Speaker 3: while I might.
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  Speaker 2: Not ever be able to take an uber and you
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  Speaker 2: excuse me, are flirting?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all on the podcast and joy
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  Speaker 3: and won't take it an hour and.
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  Speaker 7: A half either.
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  Speaker 6: Last night I took being It was a bit of
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  Speaker 6: a surprise. I took him out on a date, but
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  Speaker 6: my husband was there, so.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that when I got home was so it was
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  Speaker 3: so awkwardly just hanging lingering around the whole time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, did you pick them up? I meet there and
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  Speaker 2: offered to drop me home afterwards. Full third wheel situation.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't offer to drop him home and he was like, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 6: my wife's going to pick me up, and then we
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  Speaker 6: go passing me to order them.
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  Speaker 2: Uber.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, I didn't want to come. You didn't
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  Speaker 5: want to sit in between the car seat.
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  Speaker 2: It was very nice to you guys. Now, I thought,
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  Speaker 2: it's an awkward environment to begin, so I don't blame you.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, jo I third wheel up for too
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  Speaker 3: long because it's move on there I knew, and there
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  Speaker 3: was lots of Warriors people I do know of, but
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  Speaker 3: I was like, oh.
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  Speaker 2: Do they want me to come back?
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  Speaker 1: Can I sit?
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  Speaker 2: Because of myself? So punished you.
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  Speaker 6: Guys, like because we didn't really know that many people either,
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  Speaker 6: so we were all just like sticking together.
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  Speaker 4: But it was the launch of the Warriors, the league team.
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  Speaker 4: They've got their own barn.
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  Speaker 3: At times sports bar. It's very cool near Inn Park.
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  Speaker 3: Amazingly done.
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  Speaker 5: But you flash his screens everywhere in Europe.
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  Speaker 4: Set that it wasn't called up the bars been a
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  Speaker 4: good name.
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  Speaker 5: It was like a messed opportunity or.
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  Speaker 2: Six more another league, another league saying.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, is that one like trying to join in?
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  Speaker 2: Guys, it's our beer, it's our beers. We always talk
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  Speaker 2: with the Warriors. It's that year anyway, they've got a
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  Speaker 2: name now.
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  Speaker 6: So we went last night and like there was free beverages.
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  Speaker 2: It was good.
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  Speaker 6: So we were sitting there and there was like table service.
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  Speaker 6: So the waitress came over and she was like, what
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  Speaker 6: would you like to drink? Ben gets a beer and
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  Speaker 6: she's like okay, goes off and gets them.
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  Speaker 2: What's this?
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  Speaker 5: Lad felt like there was it will become clear later
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  Speaker 5: the islands.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, it has been grossly taken out of content.
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  Speaker 5: So then Andrew, my husband, was like, do you want to.
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  Speaker 3: Know any like a little should of things a little while? No,
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  Speaker 3: it was like, what'd you like that? I'm like, you're
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  Speaker 3: like a beer?
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  Speaker 5: It was like is that how we found or is
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  Speaker 5: my is my Recularno?
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  Speaker 6: So he finishes his beer and Andrew my husband's like,
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  Speaker 6: do you want to other drink?
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  Speaker 5: I'll go get them.
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  Speaker 6: So it goes up to the bar and it turns
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  Speaker 6: out the beers that Bean has been drinking.
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't like there were fancy beers or anything like yeah, no,
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  Speaker 3: but that.
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  Speaker 5: The waitress had been bringing him. We're not on the
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  Speaker 5: free list.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to stop turning the voice. When the waitresses like,
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  Speaker 2: what would you like, big boy?
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  Speaker 5: They were not on the free list, but the waitress
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  Speaker 5: had been bringing him these free beers. He supposed to
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  Speaker 5: be taking whistle.
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  Speaker 2: You look gravishing a big, juicy burger, sir, Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know that. And it was with another beer.
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  Speaker 6: It was just but then she comes to the table
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  Speaker 6: again and she's like, would you like another?
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  Speaker 5: And bes like yes, his voice is.
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  Speaker 2: She'sfully professional. Now there's role plays. You know what, I'm
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  Speaker 2: like another beer?
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  Speaker 4: Yes? Yeah, you're savagely ordering beers that aren't on the
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  Speaker 4: free beer list. This poor person they're handing out free
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  Speaker 4: boost The place hasn't even made a dollar, and now
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  Speaker 4: you're putting them in the bloody red because.
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  Speaker 5: Ben was worried that when he got to the door
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  Speaker 5: they were going to be like, right, here's t mate.
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  Speaker 5: No they didn't make you pay, so.
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  Speaker 3: Last I hope you're never a witness the way you
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  Speaker 3: recounter story.
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  Speaker 5: The waitress did.
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  Speaker 1: It know the heads that johnaan Ben podcasting.
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  Speaker 4: Along to the six o'clock clubs. You are sixty and
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  Speaker 4: you know it, and we don't forget it.
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  Speaker 7: Now.
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  Speaker 4: I just meeting moments ago, something changed about me and
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  Speaker 4: I was wondering if you had noticed, and mean you
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  Speaker 4: did bring a botox and it is in the realm
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  Speaker 4: of the beauty world.
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  Speaker 2: Made the fatal error.
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  Speaker 4: This morning, okay, of getting up and going, oh, there's
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  Speaker 4: a ZiT there, there's a sit there.
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  Speaker 2: And I went digging.
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  Speaker 4: I went diving in the caves with my finger and
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  Speaker 4: the nails and nothing was coming out.
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  Speaker 2: And then you get to the point where you're like, well,
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  Speaker 2: we're here now and I've gotta keep going.
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  Speaker 5: No thing's got to come out.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and you did the but the more you do it,
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  Speaker 4: the less it comes out, and then you just end
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  Speaker 4: up with a lesion on your face.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone's teenage, you know experience, right, Yeah, hacking away at
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  Speaker 3: your face when you probably should leave.
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  Speaker 6: It ninety it, just leave it if you ever done
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  Speaker 6: it so bad you leave like a bruise either side.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And it's just determination, pure gritin determination. But you do
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  Speaker 4: you remember Dallas and tea and you'd put that on,
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  Speaker 4: it would like sizzle away.
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  Speaker 2: It was like raw alcohol.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, mean, to be good for killing them and probably everything,
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  Speaker 3: My wonderf it still exists.
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  Speaker 4: Surely it is still out there. What did you put
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  Speaker 4: toothpaste on your face.
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  Speaker 2: That was another rumor too. You can put a little
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  Speaker 2: face before you go to bed.
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  Speaker 6: And also dad perfume on it, which is just alcohol,
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  Speaker 6: wasn't it.
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  Speaker 5: It's just a dryer.
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  Speaker 2: I noticed the kids. Nowadays you've got little cute stickers.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can put on pictures love hearts and stuff
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  Speaker 4: all over your face.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe I should have done that. Ye become like a
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  Speaker 2: cutetled star or something that little on your cheek.
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  Speaker 4: What's been the greatest beauty mistake you think you've made
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  Speaker 4: over your years? I mean you did see us a
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  Speaker 4: picture of your eyebrows.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've done my eyebrows that.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Well yeah, well I had thin eyebrows. And then again
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  Speaker 6: like I die my own eyebrows, and it does always end.
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  Speaker 2: Up, well do you die those yourself? Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: But leave it on too long, Like they changed the
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  Speaker 6: formula one time and I didn't read the instructions that
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  Speaker 6: you're only supposed to leave it on. It went from
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  Speaker 6: ten minutes to one minute, and so I ended up
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  Speaker 6: with like what looked like I'd just drawn on my
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  Speaker 6: eyes with the Yeah, like like someone had drawn on
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  Speaker 6: me while I was asleep.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but I mean you go back to the eyebrows.
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  Speaker 4: It was just a trend, an eyebrow fashion. I'm sure
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  Speaker 4: we'll go back to the eyebrows at some point.
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  Speaker 6: Have you ever used here removal cream on? I knew
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  Speaker 6: where seas you shouldn't use it?
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no, neither.
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  Speaker 7: Sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I wish I could share that.
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  Speaker 5: It tells you not to. There's a reason why it
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  Speaker 5: tells you not to.
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  Speaker 2: Interesting. Yeah, I would have given it a bash at
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  Speaker 2: some point in my life. That's great advice. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 2: we were you meant to use it then? It just
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  Speaker 2: like you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess your lip if you need to, gotcha.
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  Speaker 4: Here removals working great pain in the arts, isn't it really?
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  Speaker 2: Who decided to get rid of all out here?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Well, like where do you get rid of your Sorry?
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  Speaker 2: Decided for me? Mate, decided this guy he's better or raw,
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  Speaker 2: raw and smooth.
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  Speaker 5: I wish they could put male pat and baldness on
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  Speaker 5: my legs.
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  Speaker 2: Heavily give you some of my hair. Last night.
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  Speaker 1: That Joan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 6: I got the Originally we used to have a cafe,
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  Speaker 6: so you go to like places. It was like Gilmore's
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  Speaker 6: for those who are familiar, where they sell you lots
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  Speaker 6: of things in bulk so like you're supplying like.
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  Speaker 5: Cafes and restaurants. So it was back then that I
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  Speaker 5: was like first introduced to the three kg jar.
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  Speaker 6: Of gerkins, and I was like, yes, please, Now I've
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  Speaker 6: been through maybe three jars.
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  Speaker 8: Nine kilograms on anything I'll put but like I also
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  Speaker 8: just go into the fridge and I'll eat just a gurkin,
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  Speaker 8: like several gerkins by themselves.
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  Speaker 4: I am pickle, not opposed to a gurkin, but I
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  Speaker 4: don't know if I'm you know, three kilogram jar that
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  Speaker 4: would last me four lifetimes.
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  Speaker 6: I've also when I went to Disneyland, you know in
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  Speaker 6: America they do those huge deal pickles. I was the
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  Speaker 6: person at Disneyland that bought a big pickle, like of
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  Speaker 6: all the things that you can eat there, sticky.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's just pickles, shried peckles like huge.
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  Speaker 5: Really you just give it to you on a napkin
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  Speaker 5: and you just it's like a mist.
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  Speaker 2: More around reading like a cucumber down. Yeah, love, So
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  Speaker 2: what did you do?
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  Speaker 7: Want to know?
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  Speaker 2: What do you body? You bulk by? What have you
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  Speaker 2: got in bulk? Toilet paper was a big one.
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  Speaker 3: During We were nuts about that.
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  Speaker 4: We're worried about wiping stuff. We is now we're good
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  Speaker 4: to wipe for decades. It's another pandemic.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we need some some so salardy, like a bolt
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  Speaker 3: thing of salad. Nuts things you sprinkle on top of
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  Speaker 3: the salad.
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  Speaker 5: You really love nuts.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and we use every other sound. But the kids
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  Speaker 3: are like, oh, could we not sprinkle the nuts on
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  Speaker 3: another salad? Because I got to get rid of this bulk.
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  Speaker 2: How many kilograms?
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  Speaker 3: It's probably like it's probably like a big sort of
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  Speaker 3: It was when we went to that Costco place, you know,
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  Speaker 3: and we got that membership and we went along there
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  Speaker 3: and we're like, well, what it doesn't bulk and we
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  Speaker 3: happen using it but probably too much. The kids like,
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  Speaker 3: just have a celeb without the nuts, like over a kg. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's like a big yeah, big three cages.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah wow.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah radio mate is all we do is just hassle
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  Speaker 4: each other, so that yeah, what have you? What are
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  Speaker 4: your I remember I went into Bunnings once they had
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  Speaker 4: a big special on witt and forget.
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  Speaker 2: I've got like twenty liters of wa to forget. Ironically,
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  Speaker 2: I've forgotten to.
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  Speaker 4: Spray the Witten beginningnywhere it's just sitting there in the ship.
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  Speaker 2: I was like that's a bargain I can't pass up
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  Speaker 2: if I even want to wheat and forget something.
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  Speaker 3: Some people love it a Some people love buying a
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  Speaker 3: bulk because they're like, it does save you in the
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  Speaker 3: long run.
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  Speaker 2: But I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes it feels like a giant cloud that just hangs up,
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  Speaker 4: like these nuts that you're trying to get rid of.
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  Speaker 5: These I have to put them somewhere.
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  Speaker 6: It's like it's great, but like, yeah, you've got to
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  Speaker 6: find space for a thousand bottles of whitt and forget.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you could be bulk buying something at the warehouse now.
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  Speaker 4: You gave me some grief about my segways earlier in
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  Speaker 4: the show, but that would have to be one of
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  Speaker 4: the top box. Yeah, Barbie celebrating her sixty fifth anniversary
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  Speaker 4: at the warehouse. Now we've got sixty five dollars for
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  Speaker 4: every caller that makes it to wear.
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  Speaker 2: What have your bulk bought? Maybe you're sitting on a
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  Speaker 2: stock load of something right now.
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  Speaker 1: The hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 3: I wanted to know, what are you one of these
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  Speaker 3: people that buy in bulk like Megan and the pickles
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  Speaker 3: that me and my salad nuts slid nuts.
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  Speaker 2: What are sealing nuts.
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  Speaker 5: Nuts like a sprinkle specifically for your salad.
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  Speaker 2: You sprinkle on top of the salad. They work all fight.
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  Speaker 2: You got nuts from bloody morning to evening.
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  Speaker 3: Diet, pumpkins, seeds, there's all sorts of eves you know.
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  Speaker 2: Now, sorry, did you say how big the beg? Was
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  Speaker 2: trying to think how big it is?
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  Speaker 7: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It's a big.
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  Speaker 5: It's a like over a kg.
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  Speaker 2: Well, a lot of sement, a lot of sellings. You
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  Speaker 2: got to work your way through. So what are your
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  Speaker 2: bulk bought? What have you got backlogs in your house? Mandy,
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  Speaker 2: you are on the air. How are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm good?
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  Speaker 9: How are you going?
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  Speaker 2: We're doing well, Mandy Hage. Just for making it on
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  Speaker 2: the air, you've done nothing. We give you sixty five
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  Speaker 2: dollars out you for the warehouse.
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  Speaker 4: It's Barbie's sixty fifth anniversary at the moment at the warehouse.
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  Speaker 9: Oh that's exciting, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: It is exciting. No, what have you got in bulk there? Mate?
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  Speaker 10: I have fifteen kilo of dark chocolate buttons.
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  Speaker 2: That blows my cellar.
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  Speaker 3: I've got a sellar DUTs That's what I've got, the
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  Speaker 3: sellar top.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, did you say fifteen kilograms. At some point,
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  Speaker 4: did you like I'm going to get into some baking.
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  Speaker 10: No, so at Easter. I love getting in the chocolate
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  Speaker 10: buttons and mounting them on toastal bagels with banana. And
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  Speaker 10: I got really excited one day at Reduced to Clear
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  Speaker 10: when they had fifteen kilo box for twelve dollars.
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  Speaker 2: There's a bargain I scored.
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  Speaker 10: Oh exactly, I thought I'd scored this amazing bargain. Little
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  Speaker 10: did I know they were dark chocolate buttons. And then yeah,
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  Speaker 10: don't taste quite as good on the toast with Bananah.
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  Speaker 2: You like the milk chocolate buttons. I see where you're
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  Speaker 2: coming from.
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  Speaker 10: Yes, but I can't think to get rid of them.
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  Speaker 11: They mix it with.
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  Speaker 5: Cream and make it an ash and put that on
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  Speaker 5: your bagel.
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  Speaker 9: Oh that's a good idea.
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  Speaker 10: We have done so much baking with chocolate.
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  Speaker 2: What will you give away some on the radio?
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  Speaker 10: More than happily, more than happy.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to hang you up with that warehouse boutchers
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  Speaker 3: so you can spend that. Thank you so much your.
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  Speaker 9: Call, Thank you very much. Have a great day.
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  Speaker 2: Guys.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes it gets you if I don't know if it's
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  Speaker 3: some time to time, I'll order like from the supermarket
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  Speaker 3: online and you just got oh that's a picture and
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  Speaker 3: your click on it, and then this massive thing of.
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  Speaker 2: Garlic, crush garlic. We'll arry and you're like, oh it
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  Speaker 2: was like.
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  Speaker 4: The picture small, but yeah we did that with the
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  Speaker 4: bloody sweet sweetens our sauce. We got nine liters enjoint,
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  Speaker 4: like a swamp of crepy bottle of sweetened our sauce.
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  Speaker 2: They need a little perspective hand mixt.
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  Speaker 5: Like looking at the price sixteen dollars.
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  Speaker 4: No gee swims our sauces bloody through the roof at
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  Speaker 4: the moment, Gina.
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  Speaker 2: How are you good?
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  Speaker 12: Thank you?
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  Speaker 9: How are you?
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  Speaker 4: It's great, We're doing really well. It's lovely to have
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: you on the show this morning. What have you bowl bought?
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: What do you got stopped in your house?
• 14:53
  Speaker 9: Stopped in my house?
• 14:54
  Speaker 13: I accidentally bought a box, a five ko box of
• 14:58
  Speaker 13: angel baby petties, thinking that that'd be great. But when
• 15:02
  Speaker 13: I got them home, opened the box and they're just tiny,
• 15:06
  Speaker 13: tiny little petties the size of a two dollar coin.
• 15:10
  Speaker 13: And there's over eight hundred of them in the box.
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: What have we got? Miniature little minutes, little meat petties.
• 15:16
  Speaker 10: I have no idea.
• 15:17
  Speaker 9: So now I've got over eight hundred tiny little angel
• 15:20
  Speaker 9: bait meat petties.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: Are they just for like very tiny little burgers?
• 15:25
  Speaker 9: Yeah, for sliders? But they wasn't even for a slider burger.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: Now we also you have sixty five dollars to spend
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: at the warehouse from us as well.
• 15:35
  Speaker 9: So thank you so much.
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: Why don't you just melt them all together and make
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: one giant meat petty like you could get like twelve
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: at a time.
• 15:42
  Speaker 9: Well that's what my husband did say, and we actually
• 15:45
  Speaker 9: we've only actually eaten them once and we had to
• 15:48
  Speaker 9: cook like twenty five of them up just like there's.
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: Well, next week we're gonna have miniature meat petties to
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: go away and tiny dark dark chocolate butters.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: We recall it.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: On the heads the jonaan Ben podcast.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: To a Harker attempt at taking place at Eden Park
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: on Sunday, which would be really impressed. Of six sixty
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: are going to be there, including a ConA and O'Brien,
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: the US.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: Talk show host. Is he here?
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: He's apparently he is coming to New Zealand to film
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: some stuff for a travel show that he makes and
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: so this is part of it. He's going to learn
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: how to do the Harker and hopefully break the Harker
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: world record, which is currently held by the French. The
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: French hold the Harker world record in about four thousand people.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: So they're hoping to get about ten thousand people on
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: Sunday at Eton Park to break the world record for
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: the Harker.
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: They're going to teach him to do it properly.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: Yes they are, Yeah, yeah, he's going to be how
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: to do it properly.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Now on Earth do the French hold their record?
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: I know it does feel like one that we need
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: to win foury twenty eight people in France.
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: We're not over here holding the bloody cross on makingcord.
• 16:51
  Speaker 7: Are we?
• 16:52
  Speaker 6: They stay in your lane France say record of course
• 16:55
  Speaker 6: making records.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: So we're not holding it because I can't even pronounce it.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: So you can't get along if you want to help
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: out and help New Zealand win that record or record.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: So you probably did say this first switched off?
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: How many people? What does the current record? Four? They're
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: hoping to get about ten thousand people even park on Sunday.
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll blow those frogs out of the water now,
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: producer Relly, you actually brought this up our new producer Rally.
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: Come on and mate, Ellie's been with us for a
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: couple of weeks. Tailor's off having twins, and you said
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: you used to work at Coca Cola. I did one
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: of the greatest work purpose. This is what we want
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: to open up this morning. Stuff you're getting for free
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: that other minions are having to pay for.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: What will you get for free at coke?
• 17:39
  Speaker 14: So at Coca Cola and the office they have vending
• 17:41
  Speaker 14: machines everywhere and you can literally just go up and
• 17:46
  Speaker 14: get a drink whatever's in there free, Just drink it.
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: Don't need to put money in, which makes but I
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: don't want to put Pert Coles in this. But the
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: vending machine's kind of redundant in the process. You're just
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: unnecessarily putting stuff on a vending machine if you don't
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: need to use it as a payment.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: There to fridges.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: I mean, you still get the thrill of machine.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: It is exciting.
• 18:07
  Speaker 14: It's like a little raffle or like a little like
• 18:09
  Speaker 14: claw machine. It just makes a little game. But they
• 18:12
  Speaker 14: rotate the drinks, so if you get sick of one,
• 18:14
  Speaker 14: it's okay, you're always God.
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: It's dangerous though, because like, yeah, zero.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: You got hooked on mother.
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: Not my proudest moment.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: I love mother.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was it like one a day or I
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: tried to limit myself.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: It was definitely at least two a day though, but.
• 18:35
  Speaker 14: Three though, I guess it's you know, you're like, you know,
• 18:37
  Speaker 14: I mean my house can so I did do the
• 18:40
  Speaker 14: little ones.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I had the little ones.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's great work.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, here, what do you get here? Have you giving
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: you a free pair of our John Meghan socks? Probably not,
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: didn't even so I can't. Probably that also really dried up.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: In radio, it used to.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: Be littered with if we've got a freed new machine
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: out there, you' it's the traditional and we have to
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: pay for the items. Yeah, but it used to be
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: literally get showered and freebies in this industry.
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: Don't tickets get those these days.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: I think the first five years of my career I
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: was paid in bloody promotional party pills, just.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Lives off party pills. Then we just give away party pills.
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: All the radio stations explained so much explained a lot,
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: doesn't it. Yeah, so you know now now you get
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: nothing times are tough out there, but this is what
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: we want to open up. What are you getting for
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: free that others are paying for? Maybe free parking.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: There are some towns in New Zealand where you don't
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: pay for parking.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe it's a work perk as well. A lot
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: of people get travel perks or places that you work
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: out that are attractions. We'd love to hear from you
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: this morning. We're celebrating sixty five years of Barbie at
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: the Warehouse this week as well, giving away sixty five
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: dollars gift cards to every caller that gets on the air,
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: and you can take a picture in pink at the
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Warehouse as well, tagging the Warehouse and the hats to
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: go on the drawer to win one of sixty five
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: Barbie Dreamhouse Price packs works worth six hundred dollars.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: I take it back, I take it back. Sorry, I've
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: just been reminded that's Monday. Got some fried breakfast chicken,
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: Oh chicken, turn up at eight fifty in the morning,
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: and so that was a great perk too.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: You've really got to be in a certain frame of
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: mind for breakfast chicken, thought. But it was a lovely.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Hits that John and Ben podcast.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: Talking with stuff you're getting for free that others are
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: paying for. This may come in the form of a
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: work perk. Megan purpose, what work perks.
• 20:23
  Speaker 7: You got made?
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: I actually have a park in the building.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: She negotiated a great content. She's like, do you get that?
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Do you at that? Yeah?
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: These guys, I don't know. Even our boss doesn't park
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: in our building. I don't know how I wrangled that.
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: But let's just keep it quiet.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: I share a carp out was a myth. Hit. That's
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: what we're doing, five blocks of five kilometers away.
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: Does this mean hosking downstairs?
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: So Meghan just rolls on and parks on the convenience
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: downskeep I can't know. Yeah, I also forgot to this industry.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: As we see, we used to rain in freebies. A
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: large period of my life tour is just dressed and
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: free promotional out whole merch like you know, woodstock, bourbon
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: merch or like purple go on and bucket hats and
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: things like that.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: It was good work perks for you being now one. No,
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: I mean they have dried up.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: There used to be CDs back in the day, didn't they.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: When CDs were a thing and used to be able
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: to take them down to a store and get either
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: store credit or cash. That helped you out when you
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: were a young person in this industry.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: They ended up just.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: With a large quantity of like we don't need City two,
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: matchbox twenty things.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you go down to give them twelve of the
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: same album did you really love Knickelback?
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: And then all of a sudden they ever change about.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Twelve copies of the Feeling I love the Feelers, but
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: twelve of them. I bought thirteen copies. I don't want
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: to give twelve to the store.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Let's go to vour and welcome to the show. How
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: are you? And Palmi Vorn?
• 21:44
  Speaker 15: Hey good you boys, Yeah.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: We're doing well. Work perks. What are you getting for
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: free that the rest of us are paying for?
• 21:51
  Speaker 15: Well, it's not actually work works. It's school lunch. My
• 21:55
  Speaker 15: boys thought, you thought, okay, cool, I'm gonna take a
• 21:58
  Speaker 15: burgo do your dad and it reach. And then the
• 22:00
  Speaker 15: school lunch started changing to subway and I said to
• 22:03
  Speaker 15: the little man, he's only five by then, I said, look, boy,
• 22:06
  Speaker 15: if you bring me a school lunch home every day,
• 22:08
  Speaker 15: I'll give.
• 22:08
  Speaker 7: You a dollar.
• 22:09
  Speaker 15: So every day. He started running in with lunch, right,
• 22:11
  Speaker 15: So I'm getting free school lunch. So I'm paying a
• 22:14
  Speaker 15: dollar for a subway to him, it's free and he's
• 22:18
  Speaker 15: getting pocket money.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: So yeah, school lunch a subwayool lunch.
• 22:24
  Speaker 15: I'm not going to mention the school, but I must
• 22:26
  Speaker 15: say I wish I was a student there, because damn
• 22:30
  Speaker 15: it's not back in the day. He just got your dan,
• 22:34
  Speaker 15: which this is a subway with a little fruit and stuff.
• 22:36
  Speaker 15: So yep, so you're getting.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Him to bring you home his school lunch. Does that
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: kind of helps.
• 22:42
  Speaker 15: Because he doesn't like that there's letters on and stuff.
• 22:44
  Speaker 15: You know, they before the kids, and I'm not I've
• 22:47
  Speaker 15: got no problem with that. A nice chicken rap for
• 22:49
  Speaker 15: a dollar, I'll take that any day.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and what are you eating for for lunch?
• 22:54
  Speaker 15: Then I just put it in the fridge tomorrow morning,
• 22:56
  Speaker 15: take it to work. That's my lunch. I'm a smoker
• 22:58
  Speaker 15: for the morning or whatever.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Yes, an illegal underground sandwich ringing.
• 23:04
  Speaker 15: One of many.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 23:05
  Speaker 15: It's like when you walk through your can on well
• 23:08
  Speaker 15: willis now they are angry. Then they eat a banana.
• 23:11
  Speaker 15: I'm like, well organized that a banana too, And then.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Are you need the kids fruit?
• 23:17
  Speaker 7: Are you?
• 23:18
  Speaker 15: I'm eating the rest of his fruit.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: That's a nice way. We're gonna hold you out for
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: sixty five dollars. There's a work perk for you to
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: spend at the warehouse. Enjoy that, I.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Guess as long as the child's hand pulls the fruit
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: out of the bar.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: And they started, Yeah, Nikki, you're on at Maria now
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: your work perk.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: What are you paying for that? We are We're not
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: paying for sorry that.
• 23:39
  Speaker 11: We are all I want to say, all gravy in
• 23:43
  Speaker 11: the navy.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: It's catching on Meagan, we're bringing it back, trying to
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: get a show catchphrase off the ground.
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: That means she gets show socks though we did promise them.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: Yes, sir, you've got socks. Every pair comes with the spear,
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: the unlosable socks, John O Bin and Meghan socks.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: The congratulations NICKI.
• 23:59
  Speaker 11: Them thank you.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: Well.
• 24:00
  Speaker 11: I'm a very bit lucky at the moment. So we've
• 24:02
  Speaker 11: got family friends that are in the process of opening
• 24:05
  Speaker 11: a cafe, so I get to be the taste test
• 24:09
  Speaker 11: of the like brist training, storm, baking everything. So it
• 24:14
  Speaker 11: is amazing, free, all for free, all for free. Yep,
• 24:19
  Speaker 11: and I have to give my honest opinion, which is
• 24:21
  Speaker 11: quite hard. Would you kind of like it's more like
• 24:24
  Speaker 11: a white than.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: A lafe, But you know, getting quite snobby on your
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: coffee too. Yeah, good on you. There you go, free coffee,
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: baked goods for Nikki. That's a great work percuse. Yeah,
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: a friend of ours, his brother, was getting into the
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: tattoo game, and obviously tedo artists they have to start somewhere, right,
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: they do, And so he started on our friend and
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: well there were some shaky years.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: But they were free. Everyone else's playing one hundred and sixty.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: An hour the hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: Now, I was telling you guys before the weekend. We
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: had a busy weekend of activities, which is great idea
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: weekend for me. In one the things here, Friday night,
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: went with some friends to the arcade with the kids
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: and families and stuff. It was you know, there was
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: a bar area there, an arcade game, so it was
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: a fun night. And I messed to get injured though
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: at the arcade by standing too close to the punching
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: machine when my daughter was doing it and she punched
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: not straight but to the side, and the punching bag
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: smacked me in the face.
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: Are you like tactical from that?
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Why are you standing right beside the punch?
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: I was kind of and it was a marring fault,
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: going all right, God, just give me a be shot
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: because I had to go, and then she was having
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: to go and I was next to the punching bag,
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: and then she just maybe it was tactical because it
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: went off to the side, a very dangerous location, shack
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: me in the face. So anyway, apart from that wonderful evening,
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: I went out to you know, I went home to
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: order an uber.
• 25:42
  Speaker 7: I ordered the uber.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: I said one minute away, as you do, you know,
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: and so we.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: Waited for a bat and then you look at the
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: little and you follow the little car like a little
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: game that you can't play. And then I was like, oh,
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: that's further the one minut's away. Then it recalculated to
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: like four or five minutes. And then I was like,
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: he's two point four k's away, and you know, this
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: is not going to be one minute away. And so
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: my wife sort of grabbed, you know, had a look
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: at the phone. I was like showing her and I
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: was talking to my kids. And then she was like, oh,
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: this is ridiculous. I'm telling him some stuff and she
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: messages and starts messaging some things. Someone'm thinking, oh, okay,
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: she's yeah, she's the one in the family that would
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: get involved and dispute.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, if the wrong meal's been sent out,
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: you'll leave it to Amanda.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: I mean, she's just no, she's not rude, l anything.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: She just you know, like, and you're well with and
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: you're right exactly. I'm just I don't make a scene.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: I don't make a fuss.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: What was the great story you told?
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: Like they had sent you got some takeaways and they
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: put the wrong meal in, and she's like, you go
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: back and sort it out.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: I went back and with her as well, and he
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: told you to it. I was like, hey, sorry about that.
• 26:38
  Speaker 7: Weird.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: The guy's like, it's.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: Okay you and you keep going it's all good, it's
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: all good.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: It's not good. Why did you keep saying it was
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: all good? We probably should have just eaten it exactly.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: So anyway, this occasion, she's messaging back there, but I'm like, oh, yeah,
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: that's all good. She's doing her thing, that's fine. And
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: then I realized, oh no, this is on my logan, this.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: Is ben confrontation on my look and how you can
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: miss as the driver, You're like, that's ridiculous. Is taken
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: longer than that is ridiculous.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Hey, I've caught in the saying. I'm like, what I
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: told us one minute now it's.
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: Not And I'm oh, I've been boys guys, and I'm
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: like oh.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: And then she's like, oh, can you sit in the front.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, because the kids and I either pack,
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: I'm like and I'm trying to overcompensate, you know, being.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Going he's going to be.
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: Like this, you're literally just giving me late.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: And then one of the kids won some sort of
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: jelly you know how you go the arcade, you win
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: tickets and you can spend it on whatever it.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Is that's wrought.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: Whoever invented the bloody ticketing system was having a laugh
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: as they did that.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: They bought some sort of jelly, these little packets and
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: the like, yeah, they're kind of like sweets but also
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: jelly like whatever it was whatever. They went to eat
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: one of that and it's sort of sat letting on
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: the guy's arm and I was like and then I sorry,
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: sorry about that, And I was like oh god, down
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: did you think I spat on them?
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: And I was.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, do you go on?
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: I can never take an over what.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: You don't know starting gone down a look, he's going
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: to be like this guy is a roller coaster.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: He's like he's abusing me. Then he's overly friendly that.
• 28:24
  Speaker 11: He's on me.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: I was like, there was other kids things. And then
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: when he lifts up, thank you, thank you so much,
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: thank you, thank you. So it was really was a
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: real roller coaster over ride up. How next, Megan, you
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: told us yesterday something that you have? How many leads
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: of this thing do you have?
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: It's three kgs?
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Wow, but it was a lot.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: How quickly I go through it, it's pretty grim.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't have heard that probably over in a lifetime.
• 28:45
  Speaker 16: Really kilograms with the heads that johnaan Ben podcast now
• 28:50
  Speaker 16: I mentioned yesterday we got into a heated debate to
• 28:53
  Speaker 16: as to whether you can use the petrol station facilities
• 28:56
  Speaker 16: if you're.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: Not paying for any you know, petrol Snacks's a little
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: minature nuts that Ben likes to pay for, gilt nuts
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: I call them.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: He buys those and I use the toilet.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: He won't stand for it if I walk in there
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: and use the petrol station toilet without paying for anything. Yeah,
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: very nice of you, he gets as he do you
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: do love your cranberry trios, that your almonds and.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: A little minipeck of almonds. Yeah, well one another one
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: I want to chuck out there.
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: And I saw yesterday two days in a row, so
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: in the supermarket, guys wandering around with a trolley puts
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: a bottle of coca in his trolley and opens it
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: up and starts drinking it and shopping as he goes
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: about his day. Now, from what I can gather, ultimate
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: boss move, absolute power play. Congratulations, nothing illegal at this stage.
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: Hasn't shoplifted because probably the intention to buy it at
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: the counter. You'll just scan it through.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: But can you do that?
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: Because of this is a this is the thing we
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: can do with shopping, and we can eat whim we're shopping.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Technically you haven't bought it though.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Have you?
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: No?
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: Technically, that's what I was going to say.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: You haven't yet bored it, just gone and grabbed something and.
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: It started to consume.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I have seen someone else do that, eating
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: something from the deli counter, like a sandwich or something.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it was some sort of like I
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: come in what it was that was snacking away? And
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: then I saw them later screwing up the bag and
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: just putting it in the putting it well, they were
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: just walking around and then they put it away, you know,
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: And that's the sort of thing that could happen. He
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: could could have and I'm not saying he did, but
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: the bottle at the bottle, I don't like confetation.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: I think someone was worth the dark. But yeah, at
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: the time, I was like, oh, that's all over there.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: But yeah, but.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, did you knock on people in COVID you know
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: when friends over in their house?
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: People were so wild with that. Yeah.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's interesting because I know it's interestingly when
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: you've got kids and they're getting a bit hungry and
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: scratching like you know, like a squeezy yogurt or something
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Maybe, you know, because that's.
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: Why like a lot of the supermarkets do fruit for kids.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: Now, yes, but this theory you go there, Well, then
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: you would argue a case that you're not allowed to
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: read the magazines while you're waiting an aisle.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: Well, you're probably technically not because you're diducing the content.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: You're put in the magazine, but it.
• 31:16
  Speaker 6: Doesn't disappear when you diduced it. Yeah, you can put
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: it back and someone can buy it.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: But you've got to pay to have the right to
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: digest their content.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: But you probably should buy the magazine. I'm sure the
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: magazine people listening.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Reading them, waiting with their trolleys.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just speaking of you know, shoplifting and sand friend,
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: basically you can just.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Walk into a shop and take it. Were speaking about shoplifting, except.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: What sage conversation when we're talking about the shoplifting, I
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: was just like speaking of shot.
• 31:48
  Speaker 6: That worst segue shotto, like, yeah, it's pretty much shoplifting
• 31:53
  Speaker 6: speaking of sand friend.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: You're right.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: I was like, no point you that conversation when we're
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: talking about shoplifting.
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: You said, friend, to hold your hand through that.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: Seace you take a trip to Sandfred. I can't go on.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: You want to talk about shop on another show, a
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: professional show.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: They wouldn't have acknowledged that. They would have just gone on.
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: Maybe we were speaking about it was like stopping. Yeah, yeah,
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: I was just hoping that you didn't remember that we
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: were talking about.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: But it's illegal.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: You can do it over there up to nine hundred
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: and fifty dollars because it's rampant crime in San Francisco.
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: So the lawmakers have said, well, if you take anything
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: to the value of under nine hundred and fifty dollars,
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: it's a misdemeanor, which ultimately means the police will never
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: investigate it. And the shop workers they've been told, well,
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: don't try and stop these people for fear of violence.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: It's like the bus drivers.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: Not being allowed to ask if people haven't paid their
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: fair crazy just wandering and take stuff.
• 32:55
  Speaker 6: Do you like, look at the TV price tag, You're
• 32:57
  Speaker 6: like nine hundred and that's good.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: It's little knocking sandwich.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Now the hits that Joan Ben podcast.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: Last night, Megan, you were like, what are you doing
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: six o'clock? And I didn't have anything that I was
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: having to do.
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: It was like a lot of trust from you. I
• 33:16
  Speaker 6: was like, right, I need to book you up from
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: six till eight Tuesday night.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Thursday.
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: You can handle for a Tuesday. You're like, we are
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: only at the start line of the week.
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: So I took you out to the opening of a
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: new bar. Yeah, owned by your favorite team.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: I know, the Warriors got a new bar. It's called
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Full Time. The bar. Well, this is like your Disneyland
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: and he already loves Disneyland. Yeah, so thank you very
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: much for that. There was a few.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: I did try and play it cool, and because I
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: do get quite excited to particularly you being in the
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: same room or near Warriors players, and.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: There were a few.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: He was like, no, give me away from Shawn's Johnson.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: I didn't see you want Rris Johnson there last time,
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: but he might have been there.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: But I tried to play it cold, we know, just
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: because Megan was there, and you know, Megan's husband Andrew
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: was there, and I was like, I can't be just
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: fanboying out over Warriors or ex Warriors, were ex players
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: or you know.
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: But he did point them all out to me.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: Oh yes, did you reddle through all the previous Warriors
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: teams partshit them as well?
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: I wanted to. I was like quite keen just to
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: see Ben be like.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: Didn't you want the bar to be called up? The Bars?
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: The Bars was one of the names that I thought
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: it was quite good. Yeah, great, yeh. Did they what
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: they call it? Full time so much works? Well?
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's next to Eaton Park. If anyone's in
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: all I think it's opened from tonight, so it's pretty cool.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: But I tried to tried to play it cold Warriors
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: scene bars like Warriors stuff everywhere if you.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: Warriors things, but so other sports as well. So amazing screens,
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: like a real wrap around screen around the bar.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know how to.
• 34:52
  Speaker 6: Take screens everywhere, Like you can't go anywhere in that
• 34:57
  Speaker 6: bar without saying, like the screen. I don't know if
• 34:59
  Speaker 6: they're all He's going to be playing one thing, but
• 35:02
  Speaker 6: there will always be sport that you can see, that's
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: for sure.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: And so did he drop you home afterwards? City?
• 35:07
  Speaker 6: We offered to drop him home and he was like,
• 35:10
  Speaker 6: oh no, Uber, but yeah, we have two car seats
• 35:13
  Speaker 6: in the back so he would have a squeeze.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: I was almost going to take him. I was half,
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: you know where you're talking. I was talking to you
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: guys and talking about people. You don't want to be
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: that person on your phone. So I was half getting
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: messages from my wife because she was going to pick
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: me up. And then later on I was she was like,
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: I've ordered dinner and stuff, and I was half lock
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: at messages. It seemed like I was meant to pick
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: up the dinner and get an uber home. That's what
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: the messages for.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: When I like regularly, when are you come to pick
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: me up?
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: I told you the dinners need to pick out half
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: across the road from where you are and taken over.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh wow, I'm like an hour late for
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: you guys.
• 35:44
  Speaker 6: So it was like, oh, my wife's picking me up.
• 35:47
  Speaker 6: And then we walked past and he's waiting for an
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: over and I was like, out, want to ride?
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I get home, had a few beers and dinner
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: is quite late for the kids sitting there for sitting
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: there for a while, but anyway, at least it was
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: past that you could reheat it, so I was fine.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: So that was that nice. So thank you Mega. That
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: was very very funny surprise and good surprise.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: The hits that johonnaan Ben podcast in the.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: Country this weekend from Friday.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: He's doing some shows for kids and she shows for
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: slightly older kids as well.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: It looks very funny.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: David Williams, author comedian, it'd be great to have the
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: New Zealand.
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: And he joins us over zoom now David, Hello, Hello,
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: David Williams, there is right.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you look very rested in a wonderful little hotel
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: room there.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: I am.
• 36:34
  Speaker 17: Yes, I've been enjoying myself. I've been watching the dirty
• 36:38
  Speaker 17: movies on the.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Do you still watch? Do any movies and hotel rooms?
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: You know there's the internet.
• 36:44
  Speaker 7: I don't think there are an.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: We're very excited you coming to New Zealand this weekend.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: You've got to be here. You're in Australia now.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: I noticed from your social media you had people on
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: stage there were you were kissing one of them.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: There was all sorts going on.
• 36:59
  Speaker 17: It was It's been really fun actually, because the show
• 37:02
  Speaker 17: is sort of well planned out, but there is plenty
• 37:04
  Speaker 17: of chance to sort of be loose and to be
• 37:06
  Speaker 17: playful as well. And obviously with any comedy really that
• 37:10
  Speaker 17: the best parts are often the spontaneous parts, aren't they
• 37:14
  Speaker 17: That the bits that the audience wouldn't have seen last
• 37:16
  Speaker 17: night and not going to see the next night.
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: I was in.
• 37:22
  Speaker 17: Newcastle. I no, that's where I am now. No, No, no,
• 37:28
  Speaker 17: my new Yeah, no, I'm in Newcast but I was
• 37:30
  Speaker 17: somewhere else. Where's all the churches? Where's Adelaide?
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: I sounds like your toener is quite spontaneous too.
• 37:39
  Speaker 17: Yes, I just wake up and I was in Adelaide
• 37:41
  Speaker 17: and was so much fun and the audience is such
• 37:44
  Speaker 17: a big part of it. It was Saturday night, they'd
• 37:46
  Speaker 17: had a few drinks and so they were kind of
• 37:48
  Speaker 17: keen on getting involved, which is which I encourage.
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: Must be frightening for you going opening the floor to
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: questions from the audience.
• 37:56
  Speaker 17: Especially when you don't know what city you're in. The
• 38:01
  Speaker 17: best questions are the ones that's rude. I had this
• 38:03
  Speaker 17: great this woman came up, like in her early twenties
• 38:06
  Speaker 17: or something like that. She said, Yeah, my mum was
• 38:08
  Speaker 17: meant to come tonight but she couldn't make it, so
• 38:11
  Speaker 17: she gave the tickets to me. And I'm just twenty two,
• 38:14
  Speaker 17: so I just want to ask, who are you.
• 38:19
  Speaker 7: Right? Question? Yeah, and there was there was a boy
• 38:23
  Speaker 7: got up in Sydney and he was like.
• 38:26
  Speaker 17: I've read all forty three of your books. When you're
• 38:28
  Speaker 17: going to write a good one, these are the ones
• 38:33
  Speaker 17: that get the best laughs. Are the ones that you
• 38:36
  Speaker 17: know that put me down. So please rude questions listeners, because.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: You've got these shows there earlier in the day, which
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: I gets a bit more caned around the box.
• 38:45
  Speaker 7: The kids and.
• 38:46
  Speaker 17: Yeah, the family shows in the day for people who
• 38:49
  Speaker 17: like my books and shows in the evening. I mean,
• 38:52
  Speaker 17: there's not that adult, but I wouldn't take your eight
• 38:55
  Speaker 17: year old with teenager and they'd seen Little Britain and stuff.
• 39:00
  Speaker 17: But I think it'd be fine.
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: How do you navigate between doing the comedy for you know,
• 39:05
  Speaker 6: like a PG audience and then moving into something a
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: little bit more adult related.
• 39:09
  Speaker 17: Well, I kind of I feel like it's the same me,
• 39:12
  Speaker 17: but it's just it's just slightly it's just slightly different.
• 39:15
  Speaker 17: You know, I'm not I don't I feel with the kids,
• 39:17
  Speaker 17: you know, as a children's author, I don't patronize them,
• 39:21
  Speaker 17: you know, like I don't go hallo kiddies. You know,
• 39:26
  Speaker 17: it's still me and I'm still an archic and obviously
• 39:29
  Speaker 17: I just know not to drop the F bomb.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: I'm very excited. I think we're all going at various
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: stages over the weekend. Do you think about your career
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: because I was reading yesterday you started, you know, back
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: at I think at Edinburgh and things like that, performing
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: to the just a handful of people, and now you're
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: selling out in New Zealand and Australia and you've done
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: amazing comedy shows and books. Do you think about that
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: journey that you've been on.
• 39:49
  Speaker 17: Yeah, always, I think you've always got to feel very
• 39:51
  Speaker 17: grateful because, yeah, me and Matt's first ever gig together
• 39:54
  Speaker 17: was to three people.
• 39:56
  Speaker 7: Who are those.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: People's as big as this gig right now? There's three
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: muss Yeah it was you three day one baby, Yeah,
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: just three.
• 40:06
  Speaker 7: But then that's how it all starts.
• 40:08
  Speaker 17: Everyone's you start a humble way, and it's good because
• 40:10
  Speaker 17: it keeps you grounded and makes you grateful that you've
• 40:14
  Speaker 17: had your success. And I think it's just really important,
• 40:16
  Speaker 17: isn't it not to take it for granted. I just
• 40:18
  Speaker 17: always remind myself when I was a lifeguard at the
• 40:21
  Speaker 17: local swimming pool and what I used to get paid
• 40:24
  Speaker 17: an hour to be there, And then I think about
• 40:26
  Speaker 17: what I got paid now, And okay, David, stop complaining.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you don't even have to mouth to mouth
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: anyone nowadays. There was the lady of the audience. You
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: were quite hoky until.
• 40:39
  Speaker 17: I'm very big with the older lady.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Did David Williams actually have to save anyone from drowning?
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: And your years as a lifeguard?
• 40:48
  Speaker 7: I didn't, and I was desperate too to push children
• 40:53
  Speaker 7: in the pool.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: The hits that Joan Being podcast.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: Just discovered that you used to go the same gym
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: as Prince Harry, Is it correct?
• 41:03
  Speaker 17: Correct? Until he moved to America, which is very selfish
• 41:06
  Speaker 17: of him. We used to, Yeah, we used to sit
• 41:09
  Speaker 17: in the steam room together and did you is a
• 41:13
  Speaker 17: very well built young man.
• 41:14
  Speaker 7: I must say.
• 41:17
  Speaker 17: He's great, really fun, really friendly, real laugh. I know,
• 41:21
  Speaker 17: I know it's silly, you know, but there's not like
• 41:24
  Speaker 17: you know, you had to call him Prince Harry or something,
• 41:26
  Speaker 17: you know of that.
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: What did you call him when you're sitting there at
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: a towel?
• 41:31
  Speaker 17: I called him big boy because it was like, you know,
• 41:40
  Speaker 17: I think he was. He's the most down to earth
• 41:41
  Speaker 17: and the most normal of a lot of them. And
• 41:43
  Speaker 17: good luck to him, you know, I've always liked him.
• 41:45
  Speaker 7: Was always great.
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: If he if he like, forgot a swipe car, would
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: you be able to swipe him into the gym?
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: Or is there like a five hundred dollars fine for that.
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: Was a.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Fancy gym. You're not snip foot.
• 42:00
  Speaker 17: But it was very popular there because it's just to
• 42:01
  Speaker 17: laugh and just always fun, always full of energy and
• 42:05
  Speaker 17: just it was no like, oh my goodness, it's Prince Harry.
• 42:08
  Speaker 17: You know he has to be kept away from everyone else.
• 42:10
  Speaker 17: He just you know, everyone loved him. Now coming up
• 42:13
  Speaker 17: with me, I love about him. Quoting Prince Harry, your.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: Sell tickets to his own showed and New Zealand this week.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: In how long does it take you to write a book?
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: And is it like a constant cloud hanging over you
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: like you're in the middle of writing books?
• 42:31
  Speaker 7: Now, I've been.
• 42:32
  Speaker 17: I've been writing one as we've been speaking. Actually it
• 42:37
  Speaker 17: takes a few it takes a few months. But you know, again,
• 42:41
  Speaker 17: I just keep reminding myself. Although you know, sometimes it
• 42:44
  Speaker 17: feels like hard work because you're stressed and you're working
• 42:47
  Speaker 17: late into the night or whatever, and you know you
• 42:50
  Speaker 17: get frustrated and all that.
• 42:51
  Speaker 7: But you know, I just keep my mindself. Yes, it's
• 42:54
  Speaker 7: not actual real hard work. You know, it is.
• 42:57
  Speaker 17: Daunting, but at the same time, by the time you
• 43:00
  Speaker 17: sort of filled it and created a story, it's really exciting.
• 43:03
  Speaker 17: So actually I always can't wait to get on to
• 43:05
  Speaker 17: the next one.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, we're very excited about you. Here the final question.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: I went to look on an article last Night's from
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: the Age and then see David Williams has advice for Adele,
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: and then I had to pay for that to subscribe,
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: and I didn't do that.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: So what what's your advice for Adele?
• 43:20
  Speaker 7: This story is what happens.
• 43:22
  Speaker 17: You say one thing and then Chinese whispers, it gets
• 43:26
  Speaker 17: reporting all these different sites. Well, basically, Adele used to
• 43:29
  Speaker 17: both be my neighbor, so I'd see her a lot,
• 43:32
  Speaker 17: and she came around, she came around with her for dinner,
• 43:35
  Speaker 17: and she brought her oscar.
• 43:38
  Speaker 7: It's really really nice.
• 43:39
  Speaker 17: And anyway, and I was talking to her because it
• 43:43
  Speaker 17: was like a long time between the second and the
• 43:45
  Speaker 17: third album, and so I said, I said, you know,
• 43:50
  Speaker 17: is it difficult you know, just come up a song
• 43:52
  Speaker 17: and it's like yeah, because you know you've had these
• 43:54
  Speaker 17: rative hits and now you're sort of competing. You're not
• 43:57
  Speaker 17: competing by other people, you're not competing with yourself. And
• 44:00
  Speaker 17: she was like, yeah, I suppose it is, because I
• 44:02
  Speaker 17: guess if you've written a song like someone like you,
• 44:05
  Speaker 17: you're starting to write another song and then you think, oh,
• 44:07
  Speaker 17: it's not as good as someone like that.
• 44:10
  Speaker 7: It's just coming in.
• 44:10
  Speaker 17: Your head, even though she may be better or different whatever.
• 44:14
  Speaker 17: And so anyway, she took that advice and now.
• 44:20
  Speaker 7: You right, Hello, Thanks, I help all the big I've
• 44:27
  Speaker 7: got a note for everybody, Pep, Philbergh.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: Prince, Harry and the sauna. You got them all.
• 44:34
  Speaker 7: I've got something to say to you.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: Oh we love catching up and order on it, Harry,
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: David Williams in New Zealand this week Friday, Saturday, Monday, Wednesday, Auckland,
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: Wellington and christ We can't wait to see it in
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: New Zealand.
• 44:49
  Speaker 7: Are you coming?
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: I'll be there Friday night. I think John going on Saturday.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: So yeah, I can't wait to see it.
• 44:55
  Speaker 17: I can't wait with you come backstage and catch me
• 44:57
  Speaker 17: in my underpants when I'm getting dressed.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: I love to I don't know if I'll be allowed to.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: What do I say? Maybe that's the first question. Can
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: I come back expeciation to see you in your underpants?
• 45:06
  Speaker 17: Yes, that would be a great question. Because I'm such
• 45:10
  Speaker 17: a terrible show off. I'll probably strip off on stage.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, great, I'd love to see you in your underpants
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: and love to see your.
• 45:17
  Speaker 7: Promise me you're going to ask that question?
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, okay, but okay, right it sounds great.
• 45:21
  Speaker 17: All right, Well, and I come back backstage and see
• 45:25
  Speaker 17: you and your and I'll ask it at the children's shown.
• 45:32
  Speaker 7: One your Dark and Disturbed Mind.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: All right, we'll see it Friday night.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: And the hits that Joan Ben podcast.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: About the Auckland if C.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: New Zealand's got a brand new team in the A
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: League football for the Auckland team and we want to
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: get in behind many in PJ in the afternoons. They've
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: got their selves a move which I don't know exactly
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: what the move is, but we're like, we're coming up
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: with the move. We're going to inspire the fans, and
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: we're like, well, hang on, why don't we try and
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: putch a move.
• 46:01
  Speaker 6: This is like a celebration move, so after they score
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: a goal, the players and everyone in the stands can
• 46:08
  Speaker 6: do this move as a celebration.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: I feel like hate far bit from me.
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: I've never invented a move before, but I feel like
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: we're doing Do we want to score the goals first
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: and then come up with the move or do you
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: need to have to move before the goals are scored
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: because the team has then played you and we're already
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: invading a move. I feel like in order of things
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: of priorities, yeah, but then you don't know goal is
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: going to happen at some stage, and then you want
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: to know what to do, right, You want to be prepared.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: Otherwise you're like, oh, no, we didn't come up with
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: the move. They'll score another goal and then you know,
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: which would be great, but you'll just sit there applauding. Yeah, yeah, great,
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: which great you do applause. Failing to prepare, preparing to fail.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: So we put a couple of moves out on our
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: social media as well. We went to the football grounds.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: We ignored the signs that said keep off the grass
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: and we went out there and.
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: We very soggy shoes. I said, I now know why
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: you keep off the grass? Yeah yeah, And there was
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: a very There was a medley of moves. There was
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: the trying to get on the property ladder where we
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: would all try and climb on the goal. So the
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: goal scored and we all try and clamber up the goalposts.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: Because they're an Auckland based team, so we're like, let's
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: come up with an Auckland Auckland move or a night
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: because they're called the Black Knights. There were some options
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: so that John I said. There was the property ladder,
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: There was the Pontsibi Road. I was like a very
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: poor table too. Sorry, I was like things would be
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: sliding off. The table was on my hands and these
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: you guys are pretending to drink lattes. Yeah.
• 47:27
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: There was the pile up on the motorway. We were
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: all just piled on top of each other.
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: There was the ram raids too, where you were a
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: shop door and then I drove through with the shirt
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: over my face. The problem is that it needs to
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: be a move that not only the players can do,
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: but also the people in the crowd can do, and
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: so a lot of.
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: The ray would be difficult. It requires three people.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: And a lot of movements.
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: I want to be able to do it in the seat.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: So pretty much ninety nine percent about moves. We're not
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: good for the crowd, very physical.
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: That's why the Phoenix have done a great job of
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: just taking their shirts off and just swinging them around
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: the head.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: Anyone could do that, no matter you are. Yeah, now, Megan,
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: you've you've cracked it. I think you know.
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: With the name, I don't know if it was I
• 48:05
  Speaker 6: just took inspiration from the name, so not like hugely original,
• 48:09
  Speaker 6: but I went for a moved that I'm.
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: Calling the knighthood.
• 48:12
  Speaker 6: So the player bends down on one knee and another
• 48:15
  Speaker 6: one nights them tap on the right shoulder, tap on
• 48:18
  Speaker 6: the left shoulder, and.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: You can do that to people next to you in
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: the crowd. You can bend down if you can, but
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: if not, you can just turn and not the other person.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: Two plus and role play love it? Okay? Is that
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: the move we're putting forward. That's the move we're putting
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: forward right now. That's the move. So that's what what
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: a medium PJ don We don't know. I don't know, No, I.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: Don't know what's going out today, but lots shrouded in
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: secrets there knowing.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: PJ probably nothing, something shamboling, scramble something together in the
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: last five to the deadline. Yeah, So that's our move
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: for the show.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: We'll put it up on social media today and we'll
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: get some votes and we'll see if we can meet
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: Maddie and PJ for their move, which we don't know
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: what they're one is yet.
• 48:53
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: And then one of the most votes obviously is democracy.
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: There's the one that we're going to be pitching to
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: the club.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: Putting the club, pitching to the fans and then old
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: it's they're out of work has started. It's not up
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: to us anymore. Will it take off or will it not?
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: I mean those things. You know, it's very hard to
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: create those things.
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: We've tried to start catchphrases in the past, but we're
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: not catchphrase. It does take It needs to catch on
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: like wildfire, and that is that's the unknown.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: Who would have thought up the wars? Yeah, would have
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: been a thing. It was like a hugely massive thing.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: We tried to get all gravy in the Navy was
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: going to be the shows.
• 49:27
  Speaker 10: In the Navy.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: We did it. We did it for a week and
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: then really pete it out.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: The hits the johnaan Ben podcast.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: School Holidays just around the corner, and there's a new
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: live show starting today, Roll Dahal's Matilda.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: The story looks really good at.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: The Bruce Mason Center and Auckland running for the school holidays,
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: and we've got two of the stars are joining us
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: ahead of opening nights. And we've got Rebecca who plays
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: Miss Honey and Juliet who plays Matilda, one of the
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: few they're playing Matilda.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: Welcome to the studio. How you guys going good? You're
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: looking amazing. Yeah, thank you.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: Yes, Matilda the Musical Bruce Mason, Senter and takapoona incredible production.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: Matilda.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: It's a great show, isn't it.
• 50:07
  Speaker 18: Yeah, lots of great songs, lots of It's really one
• 50:11
  Speaker 18: of my favorite.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's pretty amazing role, Joel. I know I learned
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: from Telly. That's smarter the man. Yeah, why do you
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: know so much about it? I went to Matilda the
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: Musical a couple of years ago. I had the time
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: in my life.
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: Really songs good on.
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a really big role though, wasn't it, Juliet for you? Like,
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: how has it been like getting that amazing role?
• 50:34
  Speaker 6: Definitely the biggest role I've had.
• 50:36
  Speaker 18: So I've learned of my lines, but it's quite nave.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the key thing. Learn your lines, don't forget them.
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you, John.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: If you could have her powers, what would one thing
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: you'd like to move?
• 50:51
  Speaker 18: Probably like my sister.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: I thought about that first. Great answer. How has it
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: been working?
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: Because cast of adults and kids as well, it must
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: be a challenging but also amazing at the same time.
• 51:08
  Speaker 18: Yeah, Yeah, it's pretty incredible. And we have three Matilda's
• 51:11
  Speaker 18: working on the show as well, and then two sets
• 51:13
  Speaker 18: of kids. So it's been super fun and super fresh,
• 51:16
  Speaker 18: rotating casts and everyone brings different energy, which is super fun.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Who's your favorite?
• 51:21
  Speaker 18: Matilda's such a dangerous question to.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: Ask one you don't have to answer now publicly, Julia.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: Now people might not know this. You're actually broadcast to
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: Tony Streets daughter.
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, AMMAULI didn't know that.
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: She was looking at me, dear got her she is,
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: but you are, and and Matt, your dad is out there.
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: Now we've got a wonderful, wonderful history.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: Don't bring out the running the running incident. We're on
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: holiday over New Years, Rebecca, Okay, you can you can
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: judge of that, Okay, okay.
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: So we're on holiday over New Years and fonga, Mata
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: man and I was running around you were you know,
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: on holiday together? Were?
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: No?
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: We just Matt.
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: We was running and I was running and we collided
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: at an intersection, not literally, and I was like, oh
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: we are you running too?
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: Mates, I'm just going for my my morning run. And
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: I was like, I'll run with you now. The entire
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: time I talked, I talked as he's running, I ask
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: him questions.
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: It was basically like a slow moving interview for about
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: forty minutes, and then I got to the end of it.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, we should do this again tomorrow?
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: He said probably not, probably not too much talking was
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: like fair enough to dare come home and talk about that.
• 52:37
  Speaker 7: Juliet.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: Rebecca from Matilda the Musical tickets to give away if
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: John O and Meghan can answer four questions about Matilda.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, John, I feel like John should be able to
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: get these all right. Okay, this is making on JOHNO then,
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: because he seems like he's the expert on the I
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: suck one song about a TV Okay, okay, So the
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: first question here, John asked the first question, Julia, Well,
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: is Matilda's special.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: Power she can make things move and float and all
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: that sort of years should we give them that? One
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: sort of You don't seem overly satisfied names Telkin.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: So we'll get that's one ticket. One ticket we have
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: it's so far to give away, okay, Rebecca.
• 53:16
  Speaker 18: Next question, what kind of business do Matilda's parents run?
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: The used car? Didn't they they did?
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, here's a bloody, grubby used car. Dodgy things. He
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: was running the clocks backwards and stuff.
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: Okay, Next question, what's Matilda's last name?
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: Matilda's last name?
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: She's She's just the single name the musical Yeah, it's
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: not the musical the musical Green, No, that's Matilda Green
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: was the merit.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: The Bachelor. What is her last name?
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: Wamwood Wormwood?
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: I did not know. I lose out on that ticket.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: And one more for the third ticket.
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: What food I?
• 54:00
  Speaker 18: And does Bruce bog Trotter eat in the musical The Musical.
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: That you love something the pudding's trunshball makes him eat
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: the whole cake?
• 54:10
  Speaker 15: Yeah?
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: Well there we go. And she has a very experienced
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: shot putter. Wasn't she beckon her day? Don't don't throw
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: other but that's not one of the questions. Thanks for
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: coming in, guys, and enjoy the show.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: The hits that John and Ben podcast.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: Up early, so we like to know other people that
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: are up early what they're doing around the country. Part
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: of the six o'clock Club?
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: Are you sixy? And you know it's I. You just
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: have to phind us up and tell us a why
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: on earth you up at this hour of the day?
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: And also what's on the what's on the agenda today?
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: His and loads of what's on your day? We're going
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: to go to person. Hi Georgie, good morning.
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: How are you?
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: We're doing really well? How wake are you right now?
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: Percentage twice? Are you from? How long you been up? Georgie?
• 54:57
  Speaker 12: I shouted it for well, what are you do? Oh,
• 55:01
  Speaker 12: career driver?
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: She s this an early hour to drop off packages
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: at people's houses four o'clock.
• 55:07
  Speaker 12: Oh no, they don't appreciate it.
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: Fine, Oh yeah, and you are honestly delivering parcels that
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: sort of four thirty five.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: Ye really to businesses.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: I guess some businesses are open twenty four hours, aren't
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: They have security on and stuff.
• 55:22
  Speaker 12: Yeah, they give us, give us a key or something
• 55:24
  Speaker 12: to drop it off.
• 55:25
  Speaker 5: Do you decide that, like, do you just want to
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: get a jump on the day and avoid traffic and stuff?
• 55:30
  Speaker 12: Well, no, because we just go go go all day,
• 55:32
  Speaker 12: just go go. Imagine you start the bill of your
• 55:35
  Speaker 12: day is basically I don't mean to.
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: Get personal, Georgie, but I imagine you've got magnificent calf muscles.
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: You look at the legs of career drivers. They've all
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: got great calves.
• 55:44
  Speaker 12: Oh that's that's that was the heyday.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: I think still I've rigging, there's still good I can
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: tell those calves are still strong. Georgie, that's sure a
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: lot of running.
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: I like it because the next door we've got a
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: cafe here at next door to work, and they are
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: trusting because I noticed the go the milk.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: He's just got the key to the place.
• 56:01
  Speaker 12: Oh right, yeah. Yeah. It means they get it before
• 56:05
  Speaker 12: they even start with so that I need to wait.
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: I would not be trusted. I could not be trusted
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: with responsibility the keys.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: To businesses all over town. Yeah, that's pretty pretty. Do
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: you do you steal stuff packages?
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: No?
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: No, no, keep You wouldn't go down to well it's
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: a great. What's the craziest thing you've had to deliver? Georgie,
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 56:31
  Speaker 12: Some of the stuff is just super extensive, like and
• 56:33
  Speaker 12: you don't realize until someone tells you and you're just like, holy,
• 56:37
  Speaker 12: you can lucky I didn't drop that.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: You're still taking photos, like sometimes the couriers take a
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: photo of leaving the packages or when you get your package, right.
• 56:45
  Speaker 12: Yeah, no, we take a photo just so they can
• 56:47
  Speaker 12: see where we've dropped it. And it kind of proves
• 56:49
  Speaker 12: that we've put it go anywhere.
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: Because once I've got a photo taken when I was
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: holding the package and I.
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: Was in my and the front of the house, I
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: was like, I don't know where this is going, but
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: I'm holding a package in my underpants at home.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: I'm like, where's this going. There must be like a
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: courier pits dot com website or something.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, George, you're going to hook you up thanks to
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: the warehouse or the sixty five dollars gift cards you
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: can spend there as well with