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036 - Let's Marry Harry Episodes 1 & 2 · Reality Hits Mat

• Michelle Harris: Welcome back to Reality Hits Matt. I'm your host Michelle. And I'm Matt. Today we Mat: Welcome back to Reality Hits Matt. I'm your Michelle. And I'm Matt. Today we are Michelle Harris: are coming to you from the rattlesnake in the morning. We got our Dunkin' Coffee. Mat: Yeah, no no beer. No beer for me. There is some Kahlua in here though. Yeah. It's tasty. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah. Michelle Harris: No no beers, no Guinnesses. but some Kahlua in here though. Yeah, yeah. It tastes good. Yeah. It's okay. Yeah, it's pretty good. Spice up your coffee and yeah. It is noon though, okay. Let's just point that out there. So it's noon on a Saturday, Mat: Yeah, yeah. Michelle Harris: we have coffees. We gotta get lunch after this. Yeah. Today we are gonna officially dive into Let's Marry Harry, episodes one and two. Eight. Mat: Yeah. Today we are gonna officially dive Let's Marry Harry episodes and two. One and two. How many are there total? Eight. Eight. Okay. So I think like two at a time is two at a time. Okay. Michelle Harris: Yeah. So I think like two at a time is like a good cadence. the first one we're gonna dive into, there's a little bit more intros to people, so it might take us a little bit longer, but I didn't take the notes that I take normally for like Secret Lives. but I did like put down like the notable stuff. But very interesting show. I'm sucked into it. It makes me laugh. It's sh it's you sometimes you have to pause and just be like Mat: Okay. I didn't take the notes that I take normally for like Secret Lives. Yeah. but I did like put down like the notable stuff. But very interesting show. I'm sucked into it. jeez. It makes me laugh. It's sh it's y sometimes you have to pause and just be like, What the hell am I watching right now? It's just hilarious. So if you haven't seen it Michelle Harris: What the hell am I watching right now? It's just hilarious. So if you haven't seen it, go watch episodes one and two, either before or after. See if you agree with anything. If you have any other comments, let us know. And then we'll do for like the next four weeks, we'll do two at a time on Tuesdays to get through it. And then starting September second, they're coming out with the Dancing with the Stars list. Mat: Go watch episodes one and two, either before or after. See if you agree with anything, if you have any other comments, let us know. And then we'll do for like the next four weeks, we'll do two at a time on Tuesdays to get through it. And then starting September second, they're coming out with the Dancing with the Stars list. okay. So we'll see the cast. I don't know if we'll do recaps, but I'll be sure to reference that because I will Michelle Harris: So we'll see the cast. I don't know if we'll do recaps, but I'll be sure to reference that because I will be watching. Love Dancing with the Stars and so far the cast that has been announced seems like it's gonna be interesting this year. So I will not be watching, but I'm sure I'll be sitting down here and being told to vote somehow. I don't even know who I'm gonna vote for. Like I know, I know, I gotta watch. So Mat: Love dancing with stars and so far cast that has been announced seems like it's gonna be interesting this year. So Okay. I will not be watching, but I'm sure I'll be sitting down here and being told to vote for somebody. I don't even know who I'm gonna vote for. Like, but I'm sure I'll be voting for somebody. Michelle Harris: The confirmed contestants include Mora from the Traders and I think she was also on Either Love Island or Two Hot Tan one of like the dating shows. I've seen clips of her from traders. I started watching her season and she's like, I love her. She's funny, she's really cool. one of the Savannah Bananas, Jack Olsen's gonna be on it. Mat: Banana Bananas, Jack Austin's gonna be on it. Michelle Harris: they have Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel Live that's gonna be on it. he's paired with Whitney Carson, who is pregnant right now, so it kind of makes sense because he's like older, probably can't she's not doing flips and tricks like she was with Robert last year. Mat: he is paired with Whitney is pregnant right now, so it kinda makes sense 'cause he's like older and probably can't she's not doing flips and tricks. Okay. Michelle Harris: I believe that another contestant is Jenna I forgot her last name, but she was on Step Up with Channing Tatum, his ex wife, and people are up in arms about her because she is technically a professional dancer and actor, so she can dance, so there's already contention there and a few others. So Mat: She was on up with Shannon Tatum, ex wife, and people in arms about her because she is technically a professional dancer and so she can dance so there's already contention there. the drama's already starting. And there is a rumor that Connor Whitney's husband's gonna be on. Yeah, yeah, that's what you were saying. Definitely no. Michelle Harris: And there is a rumor that Connor Whitney's husband's gonna be on this season. So definitely know a lot of the cast. I'm excited to see what pros are coming back and it should be a good season. So we'll see. It seems like they got a lot more with the with the popularity of last season. Because I know before that it was kinda hit or miss if you did know someone on Dancing with the Stars. Like I would only watch if I knew someone. Yeah. Mat: It seems like they got a lot more with the with the popularity of last season, 'cause I know before that Yeah. Yeah. I mean I remember I mean I remember not that I ever watched it, but there was always like the news of it and there was always like seemed to be like a sports like an older like retired sports athlete star. Yeah. Michelle Harris: Yeah. Like retired sports athlete star. Yeah. Yeah. Mat: There's always like somebody that that you heard of, but it sounds like maybe it's getting bigger and there's more and more. Michelle Harris: It's getting bigger. I still think they're gonna stick with some sports. I think that there is I don't have the list in front of me. I wanted to wait till September second when everyone got released. So we'll talk about it then. I think there is like one that's retired sports. They always do well, especially the football players, because they're they are like light on their feet. I know Mat: So we'll talk about it then. I think there is like one that's retired sports. They always do well, especially the football players, because they're they are like light on their feet. Yeah. I know Michelle Harris: what pro was it? Brittany? Is her name Brittany? starts with a B. She was paired last season and they were eliminated like the first elimination. And she was bummed because while he wasn't the best like Mat: She was paired last season and they were eliminated like the first okay. And she was bummed because while he wasn't the best like Michelle Harris: at like moving like I guess his in frame because they kinda did like a side by side dance and she was like his in frame actual ballroom was like really good and I was excited to show people that. So she was kinda bummed when they got eliminated. So they are good at it. So I think that they'll keep them in and it does draw that side of like sports fans into dancing with the stars. Like Mat: at like moving, like I guess his in frame 'cause they kinda did like a side by side dance and she was like his in frame actual ballroom was like really good and I was excited to show people that. So she was kinda bummed when they got eliminated. So they are good at it, so I think that they'll keep them okay. And it does draw that side of like sports fans into dancing with the stars. Like Especially with our heart. So I think that is still gonna be that of like a little bit of everything in the Michelle Harris: especially with for husbands, like okay if I'm stuck watching this. So I think that there is still gonna be that mix. They like a little bit of everything in the cast. Mat: cast. Okay. Alright, well let's let let's get into Let's Mary Harry. We're going on a tangent here. My goodness. Michelle Harris: Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. I love dancing with the stars. Mat: Alright, so we a little bit at the beach about Michelle Harris: So we talked a little bit at the beach about Let's Marry Harry. I had watched the first episode. I rewatched it because Mat: Because Michelle Harris: I did not remember the names and I didn't want to be saying that girl, this girl, that girl the entire time. For anyone who hasn't watched it, I didn't want to confuse them. So I'd get it totally. That girl, this girl, and then that girl who did that and then you remember when she did that? Yeah, it was that girl. Mat: no, I'd get it totally. That girl, this girl, the other girl. Yeah, yeah. No, I'd totally be falling along with you. I'd I'd get it. Michelle Harris: So I did go through and rewatch it and I made like notes next to people who were memorable. I'm not gonna touch on everyone because there's twenty girls, I did go through and know some like notable things this first episode, and then throughout the second episode we'll kinda get to like know the recurring characters. So Mat: This first episode and then throughout the second episode we'll kinda get to like know the recurring characters. Michelle Harris: I call them characters. I they're not all here for yeah, they they're characters. it's a show. Mat: They are characters. It's a show. It's Michelle Harris: We start so this whole process is one month long. So in one month he's gonna meet the girls and then they're gonna get married a month later. Okay. So have rings. Yes. So when they show up, they start showing up to this house. Mat: we start so this whole process is a one month long. So in one month he's gonna meet the girls and then they're gonna get married a month later. Okay. So and he's engaged to all these girls. They all have rings. Yes. So when they show up they start showing up to this house Michelle Harris: They have a stand, each one of them has a ring box with their name in it, and each of the girls have an engagement ring, which so right off the bat he's engaged to twenty women. Mat: They have a stand, each one of them has a ring box with their name in it, and each of the girls have an engagement ring, which so right off the bat he's engaged to twenty women. Okay. So no dating, we're engaged. Alright. There's a montage of hot girls in bikinis twerking and like him kissing all the girls. So it kinda like alludes to the drama that's to come. And he's making out with all the girls. Michelle Harris: So no dating, we're engaged. There's a montage of hot girls in bikinis twerking and like him kissing all the girls. So it kinda like alludes to the drama that's to come. And he is making out with all the girls, despite him saying that he wants to put that all behind him. And he then it shows him in the shower and in bed with some of the girls. So right off the bat, you know that this is gonna be messy. Mat: Despite him saying that he wants to put that all behind him. Right. So right off the bat, you know that this is gonna be messy. Okay. Michelle Harris: Harry Jowsey, for those who don't know, was in Too Hot to Handle and the Perfect Match. That's what he's known for. Since then, he's kind of been in the media. He has a podcast on Alex Cooper's network, Unwell. That's how he's kind of involved in all of this. so Alex Cooper is producing this show, much like the Unwell Winter Games. This is on Netflix. This is on Netflix. Quality great. The Mat: Harry Jowsey, for those who don't know, was in Too Hot to Handle and the Perfect Match. That's what he's known for. Since then he's kind of been in the media. He has a podcast on Alex Cooper's network on Well. Okay. That's how he's kind of involved in all of this. so Alex Cooper is producing this show much like the Uncle Right. Right. This is on Netflix. This is on Netflix. Quality great. The camera Michelle Harris: camera work, he's driving in a old convertible Mustang, like through the, you know, coastline of California and it just like the music, it got me in the mood and I was like not not it got me like got me into I wanna watch this show Mat: convertible Mustang like through the you know coastline of California and it just like the music me in the mood and I was like not not it got me in the mouth what mood were you in? Got me wanna watch the show Okay, alright, alright. Michelle Harris: So I was really excited. Like the Mat: So I was really excited. Like Michelle Harris: quality of Unwell was not the best, but it was a YouTube special from just her network. I'm sure it was kind of not as you know, funded as a Netflix kind of thing, or maybe they anticipated this making more, so they put it on Netflix. So definitely the production quality way better. Mat: Yeah. Right, right. They anticipated this making more so they put it on Netflix. So definitely the production quality way better. Okay. All the girls start to arrive Michelle Harris: All the girls start to arrive and they immediately are given a ring like we just talked about and they meet to socialize with one another and the girls are saying what they like about Harry, what they know about Harry so far, asking each of them like if they're attracted to him, what they think. So Emily is twenty seven, she's a med spa botox injector. So when all the girls are being interviewed on most dating shows they'll show name, age, and then profession. Mat: they know about Harry so far, asking each of them like if they're attracted to him, what they think. So Emily is twenty seven, she's a med spot Botox injector. Okay. So when all the girls are being interviewed on most dating shows they'll show name, age, and then profession. Right, right. So some of them I know Michelle Harris: So some of them I noted 'cause it was a little bit like that's that's different. And like how is that gonna jive with Harry, you know? How old is how old is Harry? Harry's twenty nine. So there are Mat: different or how is that gonna jive with Harry? Yeah. How old is how old is Harry? Harry's twenty nine. Okay. So there are Michelle Harris: a range of females from I believe twenty two or twenty three to thirty three. Okay. And he was twenty nine. Mat: Twenty-two or twenty-three to thirty-three. Okay. And he was twenty nine. Alright. she says that her mom signed her up for the show after hearing a podcast that he did with Kristen Cavalieri from the Hills. Okay. And her mom said, He's so cute, it sounds like he's changing. He would be perfect. What mother goes this fuckboy just says he wants to change. Go on this reality show to marry him. Yeah. Michelle Harris: she says that her mom signed her up for the show after hearing a podcast that she did with Kristen Cavalieri from the Hills. And her mom said, He's so cute, it sounds like he's changing. He would be perfect for you. What mother goes this fuck boy just says he wants to change. Go on this reality show to marry him. Yeah. Perfect for you. I'm like, holy crap. Sam Sam is twenty-four. Mat: Yeah. Great mother. Sam is twenty four. She wants eight kids with Harry and Michelle Harris: She wants eight kids with Harry and she says she's got wide hips for a reason. Mat: Faith, twenty-four, a nursing student, wants to meet Harry because he's handsome, super tall, and cool. She calls herself the Mexican Rapunzel because when she was growing up, she wasn't even allowed outside by her father to take out the trash. Michelle Harris: Faith, twenty-four, a nursing student, wants to meet Harry because he's handsome, super tall, and cool. She calls herself the Mexican Rapunzel because when she was growing up, she wasn't even allowed outside by her father to take out the trash. Okay. Mat: Okay. So she's hoping that this is her fairy tale where she finds her Prince Charming. Alright then. Michelle Harris: So she's hoping that this is her fairy tale where she finds her prince charming. Maya A will get to know her a little bit more, but she is totally only there for the cameras. she just wants to be front and center and you can totally tell she's not there for love. Maya A. Maya A. So there's Maya B. There's a Maya B. I and I Wait, is that like her No, so whenever there's a repeat name they yeah. Like it's her like last no, it's her last name. Yeah. Mat: She is totally only there for the cameras. she just wants to be front and center, and you can totally tell she's not there for a lot of time. Maya A? Maya A. Is there a Maya B? There's a Maya B. Okay. no, I was like, wait, is that like her initial? Okay. There is a Ruby name. They just get an A and a B. That's not even their initial or anything. No, it's her last name. okay. So what's the other Maya? I don't they don't say their Michelle Harris: I don't they don't say their last names, but it's Maya A and Maya B. But it's like you think that's their last name. Yeah. No, no, no. Like on sh on like The Bachelor it'd be like Eric F. Okay. Like I was just making a joke that there was No, no. No, there is a Maya B. Yeah. Maybe last names, maybe just A B. If there a third Maya it might be C. Yeah, Mat: Okay, but do you think that's their last name or you just think it's A and B? No, no, no. Like on like the bachelor would be like Eric S. Okay. Alright. I was just making a joke that there was a Maya B, but there is a Maya B. Okay. Alright. Maybe last names, maybe just A B. If there was a third Maya it might be C. Yeah. Michelle Harris: but I think there's two Maya Bs, which confuse n no, I don't think there's two Maya Bs. I think I got confused. Now I feel like I confused Mat: Now I feel like I'm more confused. I'm sorry I tried to make a joke. Michelle Harris: Anyway, it doesn't it doesn't matter. Maya A is the only Maya A and she's there for the cameras. Mat: Okay, holy shit. Michelle Harris: Sammy Sammy is twenty nine. She's a Pilates instructor. She's also a mommy to a seven year old boy, and yes, she does use the word mommy and it freaked me out. In the Mat: In the Michelle Harris: next episode, one of his friends does call like when he says I like Sammy and he goes, mommy, I think like I think they like gave her that nickname Mat: Like when he says, I like Sammy and he goes, mommy, mommy like me for that nickname Michelle Harris: because when she said mommy, she started like laughing like this is ridiculous. So I think they're like Mat: Yeah, yeah. Michelle Harris: we're gonna call you 'cause there's Sam. Right, 'cause there's Sam, Sammy, and Samantha. So they're like, we're just gonna call you mommy. There's Sam A, Sam B, and Sam C. No, well they go by Sam, Samantha, and Sammy. So I will use Mat: we're gonna call you mommy now. All right. So there's Sam A, Sam B and Sam C and now there's mommy. Samantha and Sammy All right. Michelle Harris: the respective Sam, Samantha, and Sammy. So we met Sam, she's the one with the wide hips at once eight kids. Sammy is is already a mom to one seven year old boy. That's mommy. That's mommy. Sammy, mommy. No, Sam yeah, Sammy and mommy are the same person. Mat: So we met Sam, she's the one with the Y the hips at one. It's eight kids. Okay. Sammy is is already a mom one seven year old boy. That's mommy. That's mommy. Sammy mommy. Okay, they both end in Y. That's easy to remember. Okay. That's why they And then some and then there's a Samantha. And there's a Samantha. Michelle Harris: Yes. Yes. And I think that's why they said, you're gonna be mommy. And there's a Samantha. Mat: Okay. my goodness. Michelle Harris: she is hopeful that Harry can be the stability that they need. And when she first said that, I'm like, So are you only here to find like a provider for your son? Like, yeah, it was like not like, you know, I really want him to have a father figure. You know, none of that. It's just like I'm hoping that Harry can be the stability that we need. Like, okay. We have Rikaya. She's a little bit of a wild Mat: first said that and like straightforward here to find like a provider for your son like needs a daddy. Yeah it was like not like you know I really want him to have a father figure. I'm hoping that Harry could be the stability that we need then we have Ricaya she is a little bit of a Michelle Harris: child. She's 26. She's a college administrator counselor. She has this giant pink button. Mat: six, she's Michelle Harris: bow on her neck when she shows up. Definitely a statement choice. She says that him being a Gemini in six five matches her five eight Aquarius energy and it's giving soulmates. She says she asked Chat GPT and they it said that they're soulmates. So it's giving soulmates. Mat: a college administrator counselor. She has this giant pink bow on her neck when she shows up. Definitely a statement choice. She says that him being a Gemini in six five matches her five eight Aquarius energy. my gosh. Okay. She asked Chat G P T and they it said that they're soulmates. my god. Well if s sh stop the fucking show right now. He's just gotta marry her, Chat G V T said it. turn this shit off. We'll see you next week Michelle Harris: So I will say a lot of the growing Mat: for the next episode of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Thanks for listening, Michelle Harris: Episode of Secret Lives of Mormon Wise. Thanks for listening. Mat: everybody. Follow us on Instagram at reality hitsmat. It's reality hits A T just one TM Matt. Same on TikTok at reality hits Matt. Michelle Harris: I just want to see a mat. Same on TikTok at reality hits mat. Mat: shoot us an email. Drop us a line. Reality hits Matt at gmail.com. Thanks for listening, everybody. Now you say thank you, and then we wrap it up. Michelle Harris: Thank you. Mat: Ha ha ha ha. This is waste of time. Michelle Harris: I can't breathe, I was not expecting that. Okay. Mat: So we're gonna keep doing this? All right. Michelle Harris: She describes Harry as a fuck boy turned fiance. Mat: Okay. Michelle Harris: And she is a hoe turned white. Soulmates. Mat: And she's a college counselor? Okay. Alright. She basically goes on to explain how she's tasted all the flavors and she's reading. Michelle Harris: She basically goes on to explain that she's tasted all the flavors and she's ready. Mat: What is she ready for? Okay. You good now? Yeah, I'm good. All right, let's g let's get back to it. Michelle Harris: Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. Okay. Let's get back to it. Juliana 30, she's divorced. She says that being in divorce has given her the light that she needs to see, and she wants to see if this can be a connection. She's very serious about this process. Abby 24. likes his emotional side. She saw a video of when his friend told him that she was pregnant and he started crying and it was really sweet. Mat: Saw a video of when his friend told him that she was pregnant and he started crying and it was really sweet. Okay. So Harry shows up to the house in his Mustang and he's greeted by three people, and these three people are closest. Michelle Harris: So Harry shows up to the house in his Mustang and he's greeted by three people and these three people are his closest friends that are gonna help him find his wife. So we have Amanda who's his best friend. We have Sonny who's his honorary brother, not real brother, but brother. And we have Georgia who's Harry's ex. So Georgia, from my understanding, was on a reality dating show. I believe Mat: We have Amanda, who's his best friend. We have Sonny, who's his honorary brother. Not real brother, but we have Georgia, who's Harry's ex. Okay. So Georgia, from my understanding, was on a reality dating show. Michelle Harris: it was Love Island. Maybe it was a perfect match. Maybe it was a perfect match. I sorry, I don't watch her shows like I choose on one of them. She ended up like winning with this guy. And when they Mat: Maybe it was a perfect match. Maybe it was a perfect match. I sorry, I don't watch her shows like I Yeah. She was on the It was one of Alright. She ended up like winning with this guy. And when they Michelle Harris: left the show, 'cause they left still quote unquote dating, he said that she flew back to Australia and ghosted him. And then he found out through social media that she was dating Harry. Okay. So she went home to Australia. Harry's from Australia. Mat: the show 'cause they left still quote unquote dating, he said that she flew back to Australia and ghosted him, and then he found out through social media that she was dating Harry. Okay. So she went home to Australia, Harry's from Australia, they start dating when she gets home. Michelle Harris: They start dating when she gets home. Mat: Okay. Michelle Harris: He says at this point they've been broken up for four years and they're in a really good spot and she knows exactly what he needs in a wife, so he she's there to help him. Harry then goes to meet the ladies and mingle for an engagement party. Mat: He says at this point they've been broken up for four years and they're in a really good spot and she knows exactly what he needs in a wife, so he she's there to help him. Okay. Harry then goes to meet the ladies and mingle for an engagement party. Okay. The girls Michelle Harris: The girls in interviews are saying how cute he is. One of the girls says that she wants him to take his clothes off or at least his shirt. But there's only so much you can do on the first day. Mat: one of the girls says that she wants him to take his clothes off or at least but there's only so much you can do on the first day. This is a lot for an engagement party. Michelle Harris: Yeah. Well they're already engaged, so I mean skip the informalities. And then they tour the house and they find out that Harry is going to be living in the house with them, which catches all of them off guard. One of the girls says that Harry's gonna be seeing her busted in the mornings. Mat: Okay. Well, I mean, i if you marry him, like you're gonna live with him. I think they were hoping for a little bit more time to live. A little more time Michelle Harris: If you marry him, they're live with him. I think they were hoping for a little bit more time to ease into that. Mat: to get ready. Yeah, okay. All right. Michelle Harris: Harry starts doing one on ones with the girls. so his first one on one is with Faith. She is the Mexican Rapunzel that couldn't take out the trash. Faith makes some moves on him and he loves it. So she like goes to like kiss his cheek or she goes to like wipe something off on a chic he was like, that was smooth and she's like, Yeah, that's gonna be my lipstick later when I give you a kiss and he was like, Mat: So his first one on one is with Faith. She is the Mexican Rapunzel that couldn't take out the trash. Okay. Faith makes some moves on him and he loves it. So she like goes to like kiss his chic, or she goes to like wipes something off on a sheik he was like, that was smooth, and she's like, Yeah, that's gonna be my lipstick later when I give you a kiss and he's like, They seem to hit it off and he says that she's sexy and confident and gives him a run for his money. Michelle Harris: They seem to hit it off and he says that she's sexy and confident and gives him a run for his money. Mat: Okay. Maya B, twenty three clothing line owner. Harry says she's intelligent, full of life, and can imagine a future with her already. Okay. Michelle Harris: Maya B, twenty three clothing line owner. Harry says she's intelligent, full of life, and can imagine a future with her already. Okay. Mat: Samantha, so this isn't Sammy mommy, and this isn't Sam the one with the eight kids wide hips. Yeah. This is Samantha. Michelle Harris: Samantha, so this isn't Sammy mommy, and this isn't Sam the one with the eight kids' wide hips. This is Samantha. Mat: Well she doesn't have eight kids, she wants eight kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Samantha. Here we go. Samantha. She says that they're both Gemini. So he she's telling Harry this. That they're both Geminis and they have the same energy. Michelle Harris: She wants eight kids, sorry. Wants eight kids, wide hips. Samantha, she says that they're both Gemini. So he she's telling Harry this. That they're both Geminis and they have the same energy. Mat: no, this is the one that he's gonna marry. This is Chat GBT girl? This is a different girl. another? And she's a Gemini as well? No, Recall. Michelle Harris: No, no, this is a different girl. That's Rikiah. But she's a Gemini as well. No, Rakhaya is a No, Rakaya is an Aquarius, but Chat GPT said that Aquarius and Geminis can be soulmates. Right. They're w when I tell you that they're all into like Zodiacs, they're like really into Zodiacs. So Samantha tells him that they're both Geminis and have the same energy. He like makes a face like, ooh. Mat: sorry, I don't know. No Rakhard Aquarious, but Chat GPT said Geminis can be soulmate. 'cause Harry's a g I don't fucking know any other shit. Okay, let's move on. So Samantha tells him that they're both Geminis and have the same energy. He like makes a face like ooh and she asks if he's scared he says Michelle Harris: And she asks if he's scared and he No, no, no. Like Mat: no no like girl Michelle Harris: girl Geminis are like supposedly great and guys are just known to be like terrible. She says that they have a lot in common. Mat: be like terrible. She says that they have a lot in common Michelle Harris: He goes, really what? And then basically tells him that she's had her fun and now wants to settle down. So she basically says, like, I'm a hoe and like I'm good to settle down which is very similar to Rakaya's statement, but she didn't say that to Harry. Mat: basically tells him that she's had her fun and now wants to settle down, so she basically says like I'm a hoe and like I'm good to settle down, which is very similar to Rakya's statement, but she didn't say that to Harry. Right. Harry asks if she wants kids and she says that she's never been one to be born to be a mother and Harry is just not feeling connection. Does Harry want kids? Yes. Okay. He wants to be married, he wants to have kids, okay. Okay. Michelle Harris: Harry asks if she wants kids and she says that she's never been one to be born to be a mother and Harry is just not feeling this connection. Does Harry wants kids? Yes. He wants to be married, he wants to have kids, he wants a whole family, all the nine yards. So he just says in an interview, like, I'm not feeling this. Like she is not for me. Samantha then when she's sitting around all the Mat: Gotcha. So he just says in an interview, like, I'm not feeling that she is not enough for me. Samantha, then when she's sitting around all the Michelle Harris: girls, one of the girls goes, Does anyone have a hidden talent? And she shows her hidden talent of clapping her tongue. I I don't know how she does it, but it's like it's like And Mat: Okay. Michelle Harris: like all the girls are like, What the fuck did you just do? And one of the girls like, You must be good at sucking a dick and she's like, That's right Mat: Right. Okay then Clapping? Okay, alright. Yeah, I don't I don't know. She does it like three or four times. Okay. Michelle Harris: Yeah, I don't I don't know. She does it like three or four times and I'm like, Okay, I'm over this. we continue with the one on ones and Abby twenty four tells Harry that she's super close with her dad and if she gets kidnapped that person would be an idiot because her dad would be ten steps ahead of that person and in my head I'm like, Is this taken? Then warns Harry Then Mat: super close with her dad and if she gets kidnapped that person would be an idiot because her dad would be ten steps ahead of that person and in my head I'm like is this taken Okay. Her dad is Liam Neeson? Michelle Harris: Harry's like, What is he in the bushes right now? And she warns Harry to watch out. Harry says he's looking at her big beautiful eyes, but she looks really scary with how she looks at you. Like her face is like Mat: Scary like her face is like Michelle Harris: she is really scary. Mat: Okay. Lauren thirty. Harry asks if she thinks she's ready for marriage, and she says, I think so. I'm old. I'm thirty. I'm older than you. I'm Michelle Harris: Lauren thirty Harry asks if she thinks she's ready for marriage and she says, I think so. I'm old. I'm thirty. I'm older than you. I'm a cougar. Mat: a cougar. One year older. His facial expression is like Yeah, this girl ain't for me. No. During Michelle Harris: His facial expression is like no. During their combo, Harry gets shit on by a bird and in an interview she goes, Whoa, should we just get married now and make everyone else go home? Because that's just too good of a sign. Okay. Mat: Okay. Michelle Harris: It's like that is not a good sign. Like I get that means luck, but like No, I mean I Mat: I guess that means a lot. Yeah. No, I mean well she sh maybe we should ask ChatGBT and let's just I don't know. I don't know. This Alright. So Maya A, the one that was just there for the TVs, she keeps talking to Harry about Michelle Harris: So Maya A, the one that was just there for the TVs, she keeps talking to Harry about how being in front of the camera, like it's her passion. She's always been behind the scenes or in an extra. From a young age, she's been teased in front of the camera and it was always supposed to happen. Harry says that was Mat: She's been teased in front of the camera. Okay, it's supposed to happen. Michelle Harris: possibly the worst impression that he's ever experienced. And he says that Mat: And he says that he's trying to Michelle Harris: he's trying to find a wife, not an influencer. Mat: Okay. Yeah. Charlie they sit down very good in first impression with Harry. She is very Michelle Harris: Charlie, they sit down h very good in first impression with Harry. She is very down to earth, easy to connect with on a very deep emotional level with him. He starts expressing how Mat: easy to connect with on a very deep emotional level with him. Okay. He starts expressing how Michelle Harris: he wanted to start this journey right after his father passed away, which really opened his eyes about his life and you know, when he came so he went home to Australia for his father's funeral, and when he came back to LA he realized that he had no one there to like Mat: He wanted to start this journey right after his father passed away, which really opened his eyes about his life and you know, when he came so he went home to Australia for his father's funeral and when he came back to LA he realized that he had no one there to like be with him and support him through his grief and he was sad that seeing his sisters with their husbands and the family that they had really put into perspective that he's getting to an age where he needs to be serious and settled down. So Michelle Harris: be with him and support him through his grief and he was sad that seeing his sisters with their husbands and the family that they had really put into perspective that he's getting to an age where he needs to be serious and settle down. So they very much connect and she opens up to him about her mother's diagnosis of multiple sclerosis. so she is very serious too about starting a family. Mat: They very much connect, and she opens up to him about her mother's diagnosis of multiple sclerosis. so she is very serious too about starting a family before she gets to an age where she starts to like experience probably maybe some health issues. So then the girls find out about Harry's three friends. So at this moment they don't know that there's three people there. And they're like in another room watching the cameras, yeah. So they have cameras going or watching. Michelle Harris: before she gets to an age where she starts to like experience probably maybe some health issues. So then the girls find out about Harry's three friends. So at this moment they don't know that there's three people there watching their every move. So they have cameras going, they're watching all the interactions with the different girls. So even when he's Harry's not with a girl, they're seeing the conversations that the girls are having and like what they're doing and how they express themselves. Mat: Yeah. the behind the scenes like what the girls are doing, yeah. Okay. So Michelle Harris: So all these girls are caught off guard. A lot of them don't like the fact that Georgia, his ex is there, they know who she is, and they're not happy about it. They announced that they picked five girls to go on the first date with Harry based off of their interactions that night. Just their overall. First one, Charlie, we just talked about her deep connection. Mat: okay. They announced that they picked five girls to go on the first date with Harry based off of their interactions that night. Right. Right, okay. First one, Charlie, we just talked about her deep connection. Michelle Harris: Deborah Lee, who I did not mention, she's a southern North Carolina girl, sweet. Mat: Deborah Lee, who I did not mention, she's a southern North Carolina girl, sweet, has an accent, she's very pretty. and Harry and Deborah Lee get along pretty well. Okay. Maya B, she was the one that was intelligent, full of life, and he could see a future with her. Okay. Sam, so Sam is not mommy and not the one that wants eight kids. Yeah, she's the one that wants eight kids. So she didn't have a one on one with Harry. Michelle Harris: has an accent, she's very pretty. and Harry and Deborah Lee get along pretty well. Maya B, she was the one that was intelligent, full of life, and he could see a future with her. Sam, so Sam is not mommy and not Yeah, she's the one that wants eight kids. So she didn't have a one on one with Harry because the three of them thought maybe she was too shy to like go up to him in front of everyone. Mat: the three of them thought maybe she was too shy to like go up to him in front of everyone but the way she carried herself through the night and how she presented herself, was definitely Harris type. Right. Yeah, and you had mentioned Michelle Harris: But the way she carried herself through the night and how she presented herself, she was definitely Harry's type. So Mat: this when we were at the beach that there was like four girls that he interacted with and one. So Sam is the one that his three friends saw and was like, We gotta get him with her on a date. Give her the opportunity to like connect with him she didn't Michelle Harris: interactive and one. So Sam is the one that didn't saw and was like we gotta get Yeah, Give give her the opportunity to like connect with him because she didn't that night. And then the last one being Faith, the Mexican Mat: Right, right, okay. And then the last one being Faith, the Mexican Remunzel. Michelle Harris: Rapunzel. Mat: Okay. Michelle Harris: So the next day they go on their date and they're going to a yacht. he's hanging out with all the girls and they're having drinks. They're talking about like what he's asking the girls what's typically your type in a guy. Sam expresses that she's been sucked up by the rap epidemic and they were like, What the hell is that? And she was like, You know, like the Pete Davidson's, Mat: he was hanging out with all the girls and they're having drinks. They're talking about like what he's asking the girls what's typically your type in a guy. Sam expresses that she's been sucked up by the rap epidemic and they're like, What the hell is that? Michelle Harris: the Tom Hil Hollanders. So like the white guy baggy clothes rap esque kind of guys and she's like and they're like, Mat: Okay. And she's like and they're like, Michelle Harris: like Harry's not and she's like, No, like they're toxic, like save me and it was kinda funny. Charlie always seems to bring it back to a very serious note and she's like, like I'm just like, you know, I it might seem weird but it's never about looks. It's and so while that seems sincere, it's just he's also kind of looking for someone who can be a little bit more playful. So Mat: Like, save me. And it was Charlie always seems to bring it back to a very serious note, and she's like, I'm just like, you know, I it might seem weird, but it's never about looks. It's and so while that seems sincere, it's just he's also kind of looking for someone who can be a little bit more playful. Right, right. She's a little bit too serious for him. Okay. Michelle Harris: She's a little bit too serious for him. he ends up taking Charlie out on the jet ski so they have fun and her whole ass is like hanging out on the back of this 'cause she's wearing like a thong bikini. Mat: He ends up taking Charlie out on the jet ski so they have fun and her whole ass is like hanging out on the back of this zombie. Michelle Harris: And I like, my god, I feel like I can see everything Mat: Ha ha ha. Michelle Harris: Maya B Harry said that she's super fun and he can't stop laughing. They like eat oysters together and she had never had an oyster, so she was trying it and then she's like the last time I or no, she had tried it once and she said she gagged, so then Harry said, I guess we're gagging today and then she Mat: No, she had tried it once and she said she gagged, so then Harry said, I guess we're gagging today. Michelle Harris: was like on what And he says that her energy is something he's looking for Mat: And he says that her energy is something he's looking for. Michelle Harris: and he wanted to spend more time with her. Mat: Okay. Deborah Lee is super flirty with him and they're all smiles and giggle and flirting. And then Sam has her one on one and they're sitting on, you know, in the yacht like or on like a catamaran like that fabric like the the tide and it's like the netting and yeah. So they're laying on that and there's they start like oiling each other up, so they're rubbing one another. Okay. And Michelle Harris: Deborah Lee is super flirty with him and they're all smiles and giggle and flirting. And then Sam has her one on one and they're sitting on, you know, in the yacht like or on like a catamaran like that fabric and it's like tied and it's like kinda like netting. So they're laying on that and they're they start like oiling each other up, so they're rubbing one another and It was very aggressive for this being their first one on one interaction in my opinion, 'cause they had never had a conversation, but it seems like from the get go they're kind of physically attracted to one another. And Harry says, Is it bad that I really want to Mat: It was very aggressive for this being their first one on one interaction in my opinion, 'cause they never had a conversation, but it seems like from the get go they're kind of physically attracted to another. Right, right. And Harry says, Is it bad that I really want to Michelle Harris: kiss you right now? And they start making out with one another. So Sam gets the first make out kiss of the season. And as they're making out, all four of the other girls are like Mat: kiss you right now and they start making out with one another. So Sam gets the first make out kiss of the season. Okay. And as they're making out, all four of the other girls are like elevated Michelle Harris: elevated and they can see them making out. So Mat: watching this. Okay. Right, right. Michelle Harris: that was the end of episode one. Okay. episode two starts with the date because keep in mind Faith is watching them make out and then she's like, shit, I haven't had my one on one yet. So it starts back up on the group date. Harry is making out with Sam. Mat: Okay. episode two starts with the date because keep in mind Faith is watching them make out and then she's like, shit, I haven't had my one on one yet. Okay, yeah. So it starts back up on the group date, Harry is making out with Sam, Michelle Harris: And afterwards he says, Yeah, like that was, you know, a good attraction. I do want to get to know her more, but we're starting off good and then we go to face one on one and they're getting a couple's massage together. So they have masseuses on the boat. She tells Harry that she's really good at doing massages and tells the masseuse that she'll massage him. So she like mounts his back and starts massaging him and she's like going deep. Like she is like Mat: He says, Yeah, like that was, you know, a good attraction. I do want to get to know her more, but we're starting off good. And then we go to face one on one and they're getting a couple's massage together. Okay. We have masseuses on the boat. She tells Harry that she's really good at doing massages and tells the masseuse that she'll massage him. Okay. She likes mounts his back and starts massaging him, and she's like going deep. Okay. Like digging her elbow, and I'm like, I can't tell if Michelle Harris: Digging her elbow and I'm like, I can't tell if he's actually enjoying this or if it hurts. Mat: or it bears. They then start making out because before the date Michelle Harris: They then start making out because before the date, Faith tells the girls, Okay, Sam got five seconds of making out, I'm gonna get fifteen. So this was her goal. Okay. So they start making out and it is aggressive. Like he turns around, she's straddling him, he's grabbing her ass, and Harry in an interview says that her ass is the size of a small planet, and it feels like he wants to put his face where his hand is. Mat: Faith tells the girls, Okay, Sam got five seconds of making out, I'm gonna get fifteen. So they Okay. Okay. So they start making out and it is aggressive. Like he turns around, she's straddling him, he's grabbing her ass, and Harry in an interview says that her ass is the size of a small planet, and it feels like wants to put her in his face where his hand is. He calls her a freaky little flamingo. Michelle Harris: He calls her a freaky little flamingo. Mat: Okay. And so I feel like our friend Steve, who's been on the podcast, he started watching this with his wife and they have two small children. The first episode was definitely way more PG, so he thought it was okay to like watch this. They got to this point, I'm assuming, goes, This is impertainable. So I when he told me that I Michelle Harris: And so I feel like our friend Steve, who's been on the podcast, he started watching this with his wife and they have two small children. The first episode was definitely way more PG, so he thought it was okay to like watch this. They got to this point, I'm assuming, and his wife goes, This is entertaining, but please turn it off. So I when he told me that I hadn't seen the second episode yet, and I'm like, Yep, that's it 'cause it was a lot. Mat: see in the second episode yet and I'm Michelle Harris: So that's fine. Steve, the rest of the episode Mat: like, Yep, that's it. Yeah, okay. See the rest of the episode Michelle Harris: is not that bad, but it's still really funny. Mat: Ha ha ha. Michelle Harris: Faith tells the girls, that so when they all get home, they all get in and all the rest of the girls are ready for like a dinner or like a night thing and Harry goes upstairs to get ready, for the night. Faith starts telling all the girls when they ask what they talked about and she goes, I didn't talk much about anything because we made out the whole time. So she immediately goes into brag mode. Mat: Stairs to get ready, for the night. Faith starts telling all the girls when they ask what they talked about, and she goes, I didn't talk much about anything because we made out the whole time. Yeah. Jealousy starts flying. Michelle Harris: Jealousy starts flying. This girl Juliana, who is divorced and the one that is serious about, you know, finding her man, she is very anti like getting to know the other girl. She's very judgmental. She's kinda Mat: She is very anti like getting to know the other girl. She's very judgmental. Okay. Michelle Harris: like off on her own. she has a couple girls around her that kinda have similar attitudes about all this. And she says that she wants nothing to do with the other girls. She doesn't want to hear about the kissing or anything. And in an interview, Mat: She says that she wants nothing to do with the other girls. She doesn't want to hear about the kissing or anything. And in an interview in the interview, I just made this note, she's wearing a sleeveless laser type shirt and it just makes her look like a lawyer. Like that's in it. Like, I don't know. So Michelle Harris: In the interview, I just made this note, she's wearing a sleeveless blazer type shirt and it just makes her look like a lawyer. And so I'm like, I just don't think that you two like this this isn't it. Like, I don't know. So Juliana's not on my top girls for Harry. Mat: Okay. Michelle Harris: At that point Harry comes down and he starts pulling girls aside. He pulls Sammy, mommy, aside. She tells him that it's been hard because she's been away from her son. So this is the first time he's learning that she has a son. He is very excited Mat: okay. is very excited kid. Michelle Harris: that she has a kid and it's kinda really sweet. He tells her how he really appreciates her being there and understands how hard it must be, and then they start making out. Mat: Yeah. And then they start making out Okay. Forgot about my kid, now I'm gonna make out with you. Faith, it cuts to Faith and she's still bragging. Michelle Harris: Faith it cuts to Faith and she's still bragging to the girls about her massage with Harry and how she like lined it up with massaging him and I'm at that point read the room. None of them wanna hear this. And if I were any of the girls like some of them keep asking her questions, but I'm like like probably to try to be nice, but I would just been like, You need to shut up. Like, yeah, bye. Mat: Cool. See you later. And Harry continues his one on one. So he talks to Emma, she's from Hawaii. Okay. Harry compares her to a sneaky cat and he doesn't like cats. Okay. Yeah, I mean I see where you get th some cats, you Michelle Harris: And Harry continues his one on one. So he talks to Emma. She's from Hawaii. Harry compares her to a sneaky cat and he doesn't like cats. He says that she makes him feel like she hates him, but also loves him. And that's kind of exciting. Yeah, I mean I see where you get Mat: know, are very like leave me alone, but then they're like, I fucking love you. Michelle Harris: Yeah. Like that's a way to compare it. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Mat: Yeah, yeah. But he's into it though. Okay. Maybe he should get a cat then. Michelle Harris: Maybe he should. Maybe he would actually like a cat. Maybe he Mat: Yeah. Michelle Harris: doesn't understand cats. I don't know. He talks with Jade. Jade asks if he's just marrying for Mat: He talks with Jade. Jade asks if he's just marrying for Michelle Harris: a green card. Mat: my gosh. Michelle Harris: But then the overall conversation 'cause he was like, I would like a house in Australia. My mom has a farm out there and she goes, a farm, what kind of animals? They talk about the pig she has and she has horses. Mat: Okay. Michelle Harris: Jade has ridden horses before in her past. She had a horse until she was sixteen and then the horse passed away and then the last time she was on a horse was like four years ago in Florida and the horse kicked her off and she got a concussion. So she hasn't been back on horses. So they do like connect, like it was a Mat: geez. Michelle Harris: weird start 'cause she was like Are you an Australian citizen? Yeah. Or a US citizen? He said Australian. And she goes, So are you just marrying for a green card? Mat: Yeah. Michelle Harris: And I was like, Whoa, like, where is this going? So this is a reality show, ma'am. Like marry this guy after one month. Yeah, like, okay, you're really getting down in the nitty-gritty to see Mat: Also, this is a reality show, ma'am. Like you're gonna marry this guy after one month? Like, okay, you're really good at that. Michelle Harris: what his intentions are. Harry in a confessional says that he's had such an amazing day, but an even better night that he forgot that he had five dates earlier. And I was like, god. Mat: who am I? Michelle Harris: Hm, wow. He says that he has no self control and everyone is so beautiful and so kissable. He hopes no one breaks into his room tonight and compares himself to a vulnerable chicken and says, This cock doesn't want to be eaten. It wants to wake up in the morning and say, Cockadoodle do Mat: chicken and says cock doesn't want to be eaten. It wants to wake up in the morning and say cockadoodle dood. Okay. Michelle Harris: So you gotta imagine all this like in an Australian accent. And Mat: right, right. Michelle Harris: he has these he's known to be like this. Like he's always like you cheeky little like to to girls. So he has these Mat: Yeah, yeah. Okay. Michelle Harris: one-liners, he's known for this, but with not being the biggest like fan or knowing him Mat: being the biggest like fan or knowing him, Michelle Harris: I was dying and I had to pause Mat: I was dying. Michelle Harris: this multiple s like this is one where I'm like, who just compares himself to a chicken and co says that this cock doesn't wanna be eaten? Harry is downloading his guy friend Sonny, who came into his room. So now we're like getting into elimination. So he's about to meet with all three of them. Sonny comes in first and he's downloading Sonny on who he's connected with. Mat: came into his room so now we're like getting into eliminations. Okay. He's about to meet with all three of them. Sonny comes in first and he's downloading Sonny on who he's connected with. Michelle Harris: Harry tells him that he likes Sammy Mommy, and Sonny says that he has an issue with her because as soon as she got into the house the first night, her shoes came off. Mat: Harry tells him that he likes Sammy Mommy, and an issue with her because as soon as she got into the house the first night, her shoes came off. He says that if you can't commit to your shoes Michelle Harris: He says that if you can't commit to your shoes for a night, you can't commit to a marriage. What? Mat: for a night, you can't commit to a marriage. What? Some people just take their shoes off in a ha like when she first walked in, she took her shoes off? Like that's just how some people live their lives. Michelle Harris: Yeah. Yeah. how some people live their life I know. I know. I know. And I don't know 'cause he's not American either. I don't know if that's like a thing. And I didn't like Harry at one point was like, What the fuck? So I don't think he agrees with that. Mat: Do you take your shoes off? Does do people take their shoes off in Australia or do they just like wear twenty four seven? Do they sleep in their shoes? Like they try to defend themselves What is this? Michelle Harris: No, I don't know. Sonny tried to defend himself saying it's just a colloquial saying. don't know if he like was trying to like reference more of her personality like later. Like Mat: so like it's not even a shoes taken off thing, it's an Australian saying? Michelle Harris: I d I don't know. I don't know. I it that Mat: Yeah. Michelle Harris: was mind blowing to me that that was her his issue. My issue would have been like she's been crying about her son for three days, like maybe she needs to go home. Mat: Put your shoes on and go home. Michelle Harris: girls then come into Harry's room and the girls tell Harry that Faith was out there bragging about her make out session with him. He says that's a major red Mat: Okay. Michelle Harris: flag that he is not okay with because he needs someone who's gonna be a little bit more keep things close to the chest. He has a very public life and things just can't be out there. So if someone wants to run and tell people the first thing that happened with him, it's not a good sign. Mat: He needs someone who's gonna be a little bit more keep things close to the chest. He has a very public life, and things just can't be out there. So if someone wants to run and tell people the first thing that happened with him, it's not a good sign. Okay. The three of them tell Harry that Jade needs to go. So Jade is the one that asked about his green card, and then they had yeah. He says that he's kind of surprised by that and tells them that Michelle Harris: The three of them tell Harry that Jade needs to go. So Jade is the one that asked about his green card and then they had like they kinda hit it off. He says that he's kind of surprised by that and tells them that he had a little bit of a connection and he wants to get to know her a little bit more. They tell him that her demeanor at the engagement party when Mat: Okay. They tell him that her demeanor at the engagement party Michelle Harris: he wasn't around was bad and they are looking out for him. And they say, Trust us, she doesn't belong with you. Mat: They say, trust doesn't belong with you. Okay. You can tell he's not Okay, alright. Go into the first eliminations. So let me set this up for you. All the girls are sitting where Harry is gonna marry this girl. So they're like guests at this wedding. Okay. Three come down as if they're in the bridal party and then line up at the bath and then Harry Michelle Harris: You can tell he's not feeling that that answer. Go into the first eliminations so let me set this up for you. All the girls are sitting where Harry is gonna marry this girl. So they're like guests at this wedding. The three come down as if they're in the bridal party and then line up at the front, and then Harry comes down the aisle like he's about to get married and then turns around and faces all the girls. So Mat: Okay. Pretty creative. So it's like okay, but also if I were the Michelle Harris: So it's like, okay, but also if I were the girl at the end who is getting married to Harry, would I really want to get married at the same spot that like we've done the whole show? Like I mean it's the show, so that's the point of it. It's like No, it's I think it's kinda creative. So the three announced that they have picked five girls to go home. Five of twenty. Five out of twenty. We're gonna narrow it down to fifteen. A quarter of the girls are leaving. Yep. Mat: Would I really want to get married at the same spot that like we've done the whole show? Like I mean it's the show. It is the show. It's the point of it, but I'm like, okay. No, it's I I th I think it's kind of creative. So the three announced that they have picked to go home. Five out of twenty. Five out of twenty. So we're cutting down a quarter of the girls are leaving. They're all shocked, they were Michelle Harris: They're all shocked, they weren't expecting five. I'm like, it's a month long process. How are we gonna whittle this down, girls? There's eight episodes, we gotta go. Like I thought there was gonna be more. I thought we were gonna go down to ten, but and they said if so he has the five ring boxes, so all the ring Mat: Yeah, we need to get through this. Okay. and they said if so he has the five ring boxes, so all the ring Michelle Harris: boxes have their names in it. The five ring boxes are closed in front of Harry, and he has to pick up one at a time and read the name and he does not know who they've chosen to be eliminated. They're Mat: One a time and read the name and he does not know who they've chosen to be eliminated. so they're eliminated. They're picking. Like the final girl, like they're picking? He's gotta have some say in this, right? Okay. But like at the beginning, like they're they're whittling it down. They do announce that Harry girls at from elimination. But if he saves one of the girls Michelle Harris: Are they picking the They're picking. Like the final girl, like picking. Not the f I don't think the final. I don't think the final. But like at the beginning, like they're picking the five. They do announce that Harry can save one of the girls. from elimination. But if he saves one of the girls, he has to eliminate someone else. Okay. Okay, I like this. Mat: then he has to eliminate one. Okay, okay, I like this. So and I think at that point this is we'll get into it, but I think they were all on the same page for the most part. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So going home is Samantha, the girl who quit her so Samantha's the Gemini Michelle Harris: So and I think at that point this is we'll get into it, but I think they were all on the same page for the most part. So it wasn't that. So going home is Samantha, the girl who quit her so Samantha's the Gemini who was hoeing around and doesn't want kids. It came out earlier that she quit her job to be there. So she's going home. That's a that's a bold move. Yeah. Hopefully you can get it back. Mat: Right. Right. It came out earlier that job to be there. So she's going home. That's a that's a bold get it back. Yeah. What did she do? Michelle Harris: I don't know. I didn't write it down. Okay. I don't think it was anything yeah. Well she'll find it. Yeah. Lauren Lauren so they just didn't see a connection between Mat: Okay. I think it must not have been that important. Well she'll find work. Yeah. Lauren Lauren. So they just didn't see a connection Lauren. Michelle Harris: Lauren and Harry. Lauren was the girl that said she was a cougar and that she was older. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So Mat: she was one year older than him, so she's a cougar. Yeah, yeah. Michelle Harris: and she was the one that said like, we should just send all the other girls home because he got shit on by a bird. right. so they send her home. So I think between those two, Harry's like, I'm good. Like Yeah, I agree. Yeah, it wasn't the it wasn't the luck. So I think at this point in Harry's mind, he's like, Yeah, Mat: right, right. So they sent her home. So I think between those two so the Harry's like I'm good. The birdship was it wasn't the lucky it wasn't lucky moment. Okay. I think at in Harry's mind he's like yeah. Michelle Harris: I would have picked those two anyway. Maya A gets sent home, social media girl who was not there for the right reasons, wanted to get so at that point still I think Harry's okay, we're good. Mat: She was the one there for the cameras. Okay. So at that point still I think Harry's okay, we're good. Michelle Harris: Lindsay, who I didn't have any notes on, and maybe they had an interaction I didn't even think it was worth putting down. So she got sent home and the three of them say that she had no chemistry and they all agree on that, which I agree 'cause I didn't even see her. And then the last girl they pick is Jade. Mat: Okay. Sent home and the three of them say that she had no chemistry and they all agree on that, which I agree 'cause I didn't even see her. And then the last girl they pick is Jade. And they don't think she's super friendly and they don't like her angle right now. Okay. You can see Harry's face is not happy about one. Michelle Harris: And they don't think she's super friendly and they don't like her angle right now. So you can see Harry's face is not happy about this one. At that point they start announcing, Samantha, come up and put your ring back in your box, so the girls have to return their engagement rings. Harry starts saying bye and when Jade comes up to return her ring, he goes, One minute, Jade. And he goes Jade who was Jade again on the phone. Jade was the one that asked about his green card and then they had the horses. Yeah, and she was the one that she called off the horse. Right. Mat: At that point they start announcing Samantha, come up and put your ring back in your box so they girls have to return their engagement rings. Harry starts saying bye and when Jade comes up to return her ring, he goes, One minute, Jade. Wait, so Jade who was Jade again? I'm sorry. Jade was the one card. the green card. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and she was the one that she fell off a horse. She has had horses. Three of them said Michelle Harris: But the th three of them said that during the engagement party they did not like her her to but he liked her. Yeah. And so Mat: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he he liked her and he thought they had a connection. Okay, all right. Michelle Harris: he goes, you know, I I'm just getting to know you, I have a few more questions for you, I want you to stay, will you stay? And she says yes. So that means he has to eliminate another person. Mat: Okay. So that means he has to eliminate He's gotta eliminate somebody. Michelle Harris: so Harry says, you know, this is hard for me, I have Mat: So Harry says, you know, this is hard for me. I have Michelle Harris: to think about what's right and what I want, and he ends up eliminating Faith. Faith was Mat: Faith was the one that massaged him and then bragged about making out. Okay, okay. So all the girls you can see on some other faces were kinda surprised. Yeah. Yeah. Well he did not like she went Went around bragging about it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay. And so Michelle Harris: Massaged and mm-hmm and bragged about. Okay, okay. So all the girls you could see on some of their faces were kinda surprised because he had this giant make out session with her. Well he did not like the fact that she went to the house and bragged about their makeout session. If she hadn't done that, she would have been there. Mat: Faith was completely shot at like Michelle Harris: And so Faith was completely shocked. But she didn't even like like Samantha was crying. You know, some of the other girls were upset. She was like, Well, you know, I I'm surprised. I thought I was gonna be the here, but and it's like, Okay, gr like you yeah, okay, just leave, whatever. Mat: You know, some the other girls were upset. She was like, Well, you know, I I'm just surprised. I thought it was gonna be the here but and it's like, Okay, like you just just leave. Just leave whatever. Michelle Harris: That night Harry pulls Maya B aside. So Maya B was on the first date with him on the yacht. They're the ones that were having the oysters. They were connecting, laughing, having a good time. He tells her that he just doesn't want her to have a bad feeling about him following the date. Maya B does express concerns about how he said he wants to change, but then he turned around and started making out with everyone. Harry says, Okay, no more kisses, and she goes, Well, unless they're with me, and then they start making out. Mat: They're the ones that were having the oysters, they were connecting, laughing, having a good time. Yeah. He tells her that he just doesn't want her to have a bad feeling about him following the date. Maya B does express concerns about how he said he wants to change, but then he turned around and started making out with everyone. Harry says, Okay, no more kisses, and she goes, Well, unless they're with me, and then they start Of course. Yeah. All right then. So Michelle Harris: Like, my god. So it turns into compatibility test day the next day. So this is they set up this game where all the girls are on one line and then they have sections. So each question that they match with Harry, they take a step forward, and then the person or persons that cross the finish line first will go on a date with Harry. So whether that's one or multiple. Mat: So each question that they match with Harry, they take a step forward and then the person or persons that cross the finish line first will go on a date with Harry. Okay. Whether that's one or more. Okay, alright. They start the they go from questions of when do you want kids? Right now, in five years, someday, no kids. Yeah. Okay. What's your favorite position? Cal Michelle Harris: They start like they go from questions of when do you want kids right now, in five years, someday, no kids and then the girls have to write their answers. What's your favorite position? Cowboy or cowgirl doggy style missionary sixty nine. Mat: Missionary sixty nine. Michelle Harris: How many times a week? Like how often do you want to have sex? One to two times a day, three to four times a week, one to two times a week. Like and then it was like one more that was like less than and and then they like ask other so one of the girls is in the back and she's like just not matching. So she's like back there. She's like, and she's she has a good spirit about it. She's like, Don't worry, it's not over till it's over. And like it's making Harry laugh. And Mat: one to two times a week, like and then it was like one more that was like less than and Okay. And then they like ask other so one of the girls is in the back and she's like just not matching, so she's like back there. She's like and she's she has a good spirit about it. She's like, Don't worry, it's not over 'til it's over they're like here Michelle Harris: she's like, you know what, I'm just gonna be me. I'm answering Mat: Yeah. Michelle Harris: like the way that I would answer. I'm not gonna be fake. And she ends up actually making it pretty far. She doesn't win. But Harry, I think, did appreciate the fact that she's like, Go girls. And then like when she got the first one, because it turned into like one step. And then like when the questions got like more difficult, I guess it was like you can take two steps if you match. And then you can take three. So the first one she got, she was able to take two, and she's like, Woo! Mat: And she ends up actually making it pretty far, she doesn't win. Okay. Harry, I think, did appreciate the fact that she's like, Go girls and then like when she got the first one, 'cause it turned into like one step, and then like when the questions got like more difficult, I guess it was like you can take two steps if you know okay. Michelle Harris: And so some of the other girls were trying to play the game where it's like I'm gonna write down what I think Harry would say and then that backfired on them so then they were pissed about that. It's gotta be the real Yeah. Mat: Right, yeah, that's kinda shitty. Yeah, like you gotta yeah, it's gotta be the real you gotta answer. You gotta answer right. Michelle Harris: And then some of the other girls it turned into like name calling because when like the sexual like how often do you want came up Mat: Yeah. Michelle Harris: and one of the like some of them wrote one to two times a day and they're like that's not feasible. Like I was married before, like that like the one girl that was divorced, like that's not feasible, like and so all this stuff. So the girls are getting like a little spicy with one another. So Mat: So the girls who end up winning the date are Sammy, Juliana, Jade, and Shane. With Shane we haven't heard about Yeah, this is the first time hearing of this name. Yes. I've seen her face before with the other girls, but I haven't gotten to know her. Michelle Harris: The girls who end up winning the date are Sammy, Juliana, Jade, and Shane. Which Shane we haven't heard about this name. Yes. I've seen her face before with the other girls talking, but I haven't gotten to know her. So we'll get to know her on the next date. Okay. Amber at the house pulls Harry aside. So Amber's this like feisty little girl Mat: Okay. Amber at the house pulls Harry aside. So Amber's this like feisty little girl Michelle Harris: We haven't seen much interaction between her and Harry. A couple things here and there. But Amber tells Harry at the house that she doesn't think that they're compatible based off the answers today. And Mat: We haven't seen much interaction between her and Harry, couple things here and there. But Amber tells Harry at the house that she doesn't think that they're compatible based off the answers today. Okay. He's too soft spoken and she's used to someone who's bold and she wants to, you know, do this and that. And this makes Harry want her even more though. So the fact that she basically this conversation I think she's about to tell him like I'm gonna Michelle Harris: He's too soft spoken and she's used to someone who's bold and she wants to, you know, do this and that. And this makes Harry want her even more though. So the fact that she's like she's basically this conversation, I'm thinking she's about to tell him like I'm gonna leave. Like I like like sorry, like thank Mat: Yeah, I'm I'm ready to go. Here's your ring back. Michelle Harris: you, but like I don't wanna waste your time and like these other girls are into like which is like respectable, but like she's like not like gr this isn't working out so far. And so he goes, Well, what do you need? And she goes, I someone Mat: Yeah, yeah. Which is like respectable but like, no, like this isn't working out so far and so he goes, Well what do you need? She goes, I need someone that's like willing to like just like pick me up and like take me to have a conversation or like you know, like be able Michelle Harris: that's like willing to like just like pick me up and like take me to have a conversation or like you know like be a little bit more bold and he's like well now I know what you want and so he ends up like picking her up like like so then they like go subway and she goes Mat: And so he ends up like picking her up. Like like so then maybe like she does Michelle Harris: now and then like after he like does something he like goes in the kitchen and like picks her up and like takes her outside to have a conversation and all the girls are like I want that like I want this Mat: Takes her outside to have a conversation, and all the girls are like, I don't want that. Okay. In their one-on-one conversations. Michelle Harris: So in their one on one conversation they do have a little bit more connection. yeah, so they they hang out. It turns out that it's Mat: Yeah, so they they hang out. Okay. Turns out that it's Michelle Harris: I don't know how to it's it's spelt D A N N E L L E Dannell Dan Nell I think it's Dan Nell. Okay. Mat: It's spelled D A N N E L L E Dan Nell, Dan Nell. I think it's Dan Nell. Okay. Michelle Harris: Turns out that it's this girl Dan Nell's birthday. So they sing happy birthday to her, and then Harry and her are in the kitchen cutting cake and he ends up kissing her for her birthday. Then they sneak off in front of the all the other girls. He brings her up to his room. Mat: Turns out this is this girl Dan Nell's birthday. So they sing happy birthday to her, and then Harry and her are in the kitchen cutting cake, and he ends up kissing her for her birthday. Then they sneak off in front of all the other girls. He brings her up to his room. They end up finding a closet with no cameras, and they start making out and you hear like moaning sounds. Meanwhile, like all the other girls are downstairs, like, where's Harry? Where's Harry? Yeah, yeah. Michelle Harris: They end up finding a closet with no cameras and they start making out and you hear like moaning sounds. Meanwhile, like all the other girls are downstairs, like, where's Harry? Where's Harry? Where's Harry? Couple of the girls decide Mat: Okay. They the doors to his room are open. Okay. Walk in and they're like, Hello, like what's going like they don't like just like go like Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they find them in the closet and one of the girls says, I feel like I just found my boyfriend cheating on me Michelle Harris: to go upstairs to see what's going on and they the doors to his room are open. So they walk in and they're like, Hello, like what's going like they don't like just like go like sneak in and then they find them in the closet and one of the girls says, I feel like I just found my boyfriend cheating on me And then they decide to like Mat: and they decide to say Michelle Harris: all go into the hot tub together. So they break up this little kissing thing that's going on. But definitely it made it sound like there was a lot more kissing than the cameras. Like it was yeah, there is a lot of and then that was the end of episode right. Mat: So they break up this little kissing thing that's but definitely it made it sound like there was a lot more kissing than the cameras. Like it was yeah. Yeah, okay. then that was the end of episode two. Wow, all right. So five girls are eliminated, we're down to fifteen. Okay. And now Michelle Harris: Down to fifteen. Okay. And next episode will go on a date with the four girls. Yep. Okay. Mat: The girls that won the compatibility game. Okay. Michelle Harris: We'll probably then have another elimination and then another game. So I mean, usually that's how these dating shows go, but we'll see. They gave sneak previews where Mat: Yeah. We'll see they give sneak previews where towards the end he doesn't know what he wants, he's crying a lot, and he's emotionally on the speech by himself. Then he meets up with Alex Cooper and say that you're Michelle Harris: Towards the end he doesn't know what he wants, he's crying a lot, he's emotional, he's like on a beach by himself, then he meets up with Alex Cooper to say, This is your life, what do you want to do? So who knows? And then one of the clips showed someone with a veil on saying, Are you getting married today? And he says, I'm still trying to figure that out. my. Okay. Mat: Who knows? And then one of the clips showed a veil on saying, Are you getting married today? And he says, I'm still trying to figure that out. my. Okay. And who was the the Aquarius, the chat GBT? Rakaya. Rakaya. My money's on Rakaya. I mean Michelle Harris: Rikaya. We have not seen Rikaya and him interact a lot. We have seen Rakaya. I'm not even worried about Rikaya. Mat: Not I'm not even worried about it. Chat GBT said that they're gonna be together, so that's my money's Michelle Harris: So Mat: on that right now. we still have six episodes to go, but I'm gonna be cheering for that the next few podcast episodes. So I was trying to keep these short. Michelle Harris: In the next few Okay. Okay. And I I was trying to keep these short it was a little bit longer because we had to introduce a lot of girls. It should these should get a little bit quicker, but yeah, I didn't write down a lot like every single interaction that happened on the show. We would be here forever. But Rikaya, you do see her interact with the girls a lot. She has a very strong personality, she's very opinionated. You don't I don't think she's had a lot of one on one interaction with Harry. She's had a couple th like combos here and there, but yeah, so we'll see what happens when Mat: Yeah, yeah. But Rakaya, you do see her interact with the girls a lot. She has a very strong personality. She's very opinionated. You don't I don't think she's had a lot of one on one interaction with Harry. She's had a couple th like combos here and there, but yeah, so we'll see what happens with her Michelle Harris: Yeah. Mat: chat prediction. Yeah, no, I'm I'm excited for their wedding. Michelle Harris: You're going strong. Hopefully we get an invite. Yeah. so we'll see. Or is it this it's probably already happened, huh? Like it happened on like episode. Yeah, it ha yeah, it's part of the show. Yeah, like families are invited and everything. So yeah, maybe but like maybe they'll have like an after party. Yeah, maybe they'll do bigger party for everybody. Mat: Hopefully we get an invite. Yeah. so we'll see. Or is it is it's probably already happened, huh? Like it happened on like episode eight. Like it's it's part of the show. Yeah, like families are invited and everything. Well yeah, maybe but like maybe they'll do like a yeah, maybe they'll do like a bigger party for everybody. This was like the small close family thing and then they'll they'll obviously Michelle Harris: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Obviously. Mat: catch our episodes and be like, Well, we gotta invite Michelle and Matt. Michelle Harris: Yeah. Maybe. Yeah. Right away with the Chat G T shit, so Mat: I mean he saw the writing on the wall right away with the chat GBT shit, so all right. Well I'm pretty excited about it. thanks for listening, everybody. I know I already did this once. Yeah, Michelle Harris: Are you do are you doing it for real now? Mat: yeah, I already did this once, but be sure to follow us on Instagram at reality hits Matt. That's reality hits A T just one T Matt. Same on TikTok. Watch the podcast videos on YouTube. you can s watch us there in the basement bar or at the beach or wherever we are. Michelle Harris: Yeah. Mat: this is the rattlesnake saloon, is what we call it. also on Instagram. You can follow the the the rattlesnake saloon on Instagram. I don't know what the handle is. 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