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Liz Ellis' Electric Car Disaster, the Diamonds' NZ Nightmare & Cath's Bizarre Japanese Beauty Finds · No Dribble

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  Speaker 1: Hello and welcome to No Dribble, the podcast where we
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  Speaker 1: World Cup. There is no other sport that matters after
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  Speaker 1: the weekend that we just had. We might talk about netball.
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  Speaker 1: My name's Carolyn Swindell.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Kath Coggs. I didn't get a cease and desist letter.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't that interesting? Isn't that interesting? So don't make it
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  Speaker 1: We're a team, Catherine.
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  Speaker 3: No, we're not.
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  Speaker 1: We're a team.
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  Speaker 3: We are not.
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  Speaker 1: Part of the team's not here at the moment.
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  Speaker 3: Which is the funniest of stories. It's great. Isn't it ironic?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so we're 40 minutes after our usual recording time
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  Speaker 1: and Liz has been sending us various messages. And, Kath,
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  Speaker 1: what's the latest update from Liz?
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  Speaker 3: Well, remember a few weeks ago Liz Ellis was patting
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  Speaker 3: herself on the back and she had herself with a
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  Speaker 3: little halo.
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  Speaker 1: What a saint.
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  Speaker 3: Because she'd bought an electric vehicle.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: Said electric vehicle has run out of charge.
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  Speaker 1: So the exact message we got from her, and she
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  Speaker 1: was driving from her place to Coomera to record something
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  Speaker 1: I believe related to the Hall of Fame stuff, was,
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  Speaker 1: She starts with the profanity and obviously we don't condone
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  Speaker 1: that here at No Dribble. The whole world is conspiring
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  Speaker 1: against me today. So sorry, ladies. I was ambitious. I
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  Speaker 1: thought I could get to Coomera and back on a
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  Speaker 1: single charge and prior to midday. Smashed in both accounts
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  Speaker 1: by traffic, rain and the limitations of an EV. So
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  Speaker 1: she will be joining us soon. But, you know, we
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  Speaker 1: thought we'd get started with the chat because, first of all,
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  Speaker 1: I'm very excited because look at my new shirt. which
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  Speaker 1: I will acknowledge the colour does not suit me. I
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  Speaker 1: will never by choice wear this colour, but it's my team.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, to be fair, that colour doesn't suit many people.
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  Speaker 3: And plus we are starting now because if you're going
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  Speaker 3: to have a crack at someone, it's best to do
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  Speaker 3: it when they aren't here to defend themselves.
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  Speaker 1: But this shirt, this is big. This is the Diamonds merch.
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  Speaker 1: You can now walk into a shop, a Rebel Sport,
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  Speaker 1: and you can buy this. diamonds merch it has been
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  Speaker 1: a long time since we've been able to buy diamonds
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  Speaker 1: merch anywhere other than online and this this is big
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  Speaker 1: so congratulations to asics congratulations to the diamonds congratulations to
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  Speaker 1: rebel sport for making a really good decision which the
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  Speaker 1: dribblers are going to get behind right i know that
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  Speaker 1: we're already seeing a lot of netball fans going in
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  Speaker 1: there and checking out there's quite a few netball content
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  Speaker 1: creators who are talking about going in there but Let's
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  Speaker 1: all get around it. Like, look, it is actually lovely,
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  Speaker 1: even though this colour does make me feel like I
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  Speaker 1: look a bit nauseated. I think it's a lovely piece
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  Speaker 1: of merch. There's a lighter lemon one. There's also a
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  Speaker 1: really cool T-shirt, which is sort of.
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  Speaker 3: Well, this is my Jamie Lee Price T-shirt. So we're
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  Speaker 3: flying the flag today, aren't we? No, it does look nice.
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  Speaker 3: And clearly you love the new things, the new shiny things.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I do like the new shiny things.
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  Speaker 3: Now, don't forget, I had a little challenge when I
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  Speaker 3: was in Japan.
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  Speaker 1: There were terms and conditions. I don't have to do this.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, you do have to do this.
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  Speaker 1: I'll give you a cease and desist.
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  Speaker 3: As a reminder to the dribblers, Carolyn sent me the
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  Speaker 3: challenge of finding the most random beauty whatever. Not necessarily
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  Speaker 3: a treatment but could have been an apparatus in Japan.
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  Speaker 3: I found a few.
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  Speaker 2: Good. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: And I said that you had to do them as
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  Speaker 3: much as possible right now because So are you ready?
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  Speaker 1: Yes. I'm ready to hear what you think might happen.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not necessarily ready to join in. But anyway, let's see.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, ready? I'll give you the easiest one first.
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  Speaker 4: Dun, dun, dun, dun.
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  Speaker 3: Now this is to wrap around your head and your
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  Speaker 3: chin and I think it's supposed to keep all the
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  Speaker 3: things from sagging.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so down with that. I'm putting that on straight away.
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  Speaker 3: It's basically like a big headband but you don't wear
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  Speaker 3: it Yeah. Across the top of your head.
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  Speaker 1: And, of course, what I love with beauty products the
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  Speaker 1: world over is that here is a product to deal
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  Speaker 1: with the jowls and the like that we know that
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  Speaker 1: we get as middle-aged women. And who have they got
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  Speaker 1: on here? They've got someone who's 22 on the advertising.
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  Speaker 3: So that's lovely. There's no jowls to be seen there.
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  Speaker 3: But what I also love is that, of course, it's
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  Speaker 3: in Japanese on the back, so you've got no idea.
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  Speaker 3: Get your Google Translates out. That's exactly what I've been
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  Speaker 3: doing the entire time. But I thought it's even funnier
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  Speaker 3: if you've got no idea what you're supposed to do
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  Speaker 3: with it. Trial and error.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 3: You are going to look so young after I finish
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  Speaker 3: with you. So let me get the next one out
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  Speaker 3: while you're looking at this.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: This one. This is more bullying, by the way.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 3: I think I'm here to help you, aren't I?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, here we go. Isn't this the point?
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  Speaker 3: Don't bully. I'm assisting.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's like a.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's like sexy satin undies.
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  Speaker 1: Is it sexy?
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  Speaker 3: No, it's not. It's in the feel, not the look.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: So.
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  Speaker 3: Ah, this is brilliant. It's not really podcast kind of material,
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  Speaker 3: but this is why you need to be on YouTube team.
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  Speaker 1: I see. I think I have to do.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, there's nothing like a little bit of lacquer.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, these are for the ears.
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  Speaker 4: Hang on.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: So it's a nice light pinky color. I think it's
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  Speaker 3: probably supposed to be skin color. Yeah, that's it. And
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  Speaker 3: then they stick that up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And then get a little bit of your hair in
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  Speaker 3: underneath the Velcro. Oh, my God. You look 10 years
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  Speaker 3: younger already. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I can't. I'm doing it wrong that way.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's supposed to be more on the top
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  Speaker 3: of your head, that other bit. But anyway, so it's
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  Speaker 3: going to lift your jowls and I think it's supposed to,
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  Speaker 3: you know, just keep you a little bit more north.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to leave this on.
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  Speaker 3: I think you should.
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  Speaker 1: When this gets on, we say nothing, okay? We just
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  Speaker 1: act totally normal and see how long it takes you
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  Speaker 1: to say something.
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  Speaker 3: Now, the next one is a classic face mask, you know,
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  Speaker 3: the ones people put on and they go translucent and
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  Speaker 3: then you take them off?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like that, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But that was a little bit boring, so I got
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  Speaker 3: you a Hello Kitty one.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, not a kitty.
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  Speaker 3: Which is actually leopard print.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 3: So when you put it on, you're going to look like.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm not going to do that now, but I will,
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  Speaker 1: when I do that one, I will take a photo
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  Speaker 1: and put it on social media. Look at that. That's
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  Speaker 1: so good. So good, right?
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  Speaker 3: So you can look like a little tiger.
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember at some stage the Sanrio people tried
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  Speaker 1: to tell us that Hello Kitty's not a little girl?
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  Speaker 1: And it's like, what do you mean? Of course she's
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  Speaker 1: a little girl. And then they backpedaled and said, yes,
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  Speaker 1: she's a little girl.
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  Speaker 3: With the pink ribbon.
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  Speaker 1: I feel so young.
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  Speaker 4: Do you?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I haven't finished. Right, now this one I'm not
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  Speaker 3: entirely sure how it works. It's a face exercising tool
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  Speaker 3: of some sort. So a pink.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, this is terrific.
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  Speaker 3: You put it in your mouth, either side of your mouth.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a resistance band. Yeah, yeah. So give that
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  Speaker 3: a go. How does it work though? Are you supposed
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  Speaker 3: to move it sideways?
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  Speaker 1: I'm a recruit.
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  Speaker 5: Let me know.
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  Speaker 3: Just get a shot of this.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's a size.
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  Speaker 2: Why?
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  Speaker 3: Is it doing anything though?
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's annoying me.
• 8:30
  Speaker 3: Guys, you need to watch this episode on YouTube. Sorry,
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  Speaker 3: we're not giving you a whole heap right now.
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  Speaker 1: Hold the product between your lips with the longer arm
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  Speaker 1: on each and place it inside the mouth with the
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  Speaker 1: smaller arm on each sticking outside the mouth.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I see.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Did you have it back to front?
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  Speaker 1: Slowly retract in a horizontal direction. Make a face as
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  Speaker 1: if to pronounce the letter U. Concentrate on the muscles.
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  Speaker 1: So I guess it's a muscle. It's a face trainer.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. I'm not going to recognise you. Okay. U.
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  Speaker 3: Do you use? U. U. U. U.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck you. Fuck you.
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  Speaker 4: Fuck you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, brilliant.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. We're firing here. Oh, we're not done. No. Oh, God, no,
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  Speaker 3: we're not done. Okay, a couple more. I'll just run
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  Speaker 3: through them.
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  Speaker 4: I love that one.
• 9:21
  Speaker 3: These ones.
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait for Pete to see me when he
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: gets home.
• 9:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, he's not going to recognise you.
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  Speaker 1: It was our 20th wedding anniversary last week. If only
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  Speaker 1: I'd done this beforehand.
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  Speaker 3: So, you know when you get older and your eyelids
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  Speaker 3: get a bit hooded?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm very familiar with these.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well, here you go. I've got something to help
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  Speaker 3: you out. These are little stickers that you stick under your–
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  Speaker 3: Or eyelid or on your eyelid to hold your hood up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So you're going to look more awake.
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: Eyelid tape.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. All right.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to do that one now, but I
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  Speaker 1: will try it again.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, last one. Now, I remember.
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: You've been so generous.
• 9:54
  Speaker 3: Thank you. I'm so generous. I remember last week. I
• 9:56
  Speaker 3: can't wait for this to.
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  Speaker 1: Get on and we see how long it takes her
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: to mention this.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I don't think so.
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  Speaker 2: She will.
• 10:01
  Speaker 3: Remember last week you were talking about your wedding anniversary
• 10:03
  Speaker 3: and you said that you were thinking of something maybe
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  Speaker 3: to spice it up a little bit? Yes. And I
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  Speaker 3: started laughing straight away.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 10:09
  Speaker 3: Because I might have what you need for that.
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: What is this? What the hell is this?
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  Speaker 3: It's basically a finger condom.
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: Finger cot. So is that for finger banging.
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  Speaker 3: Or is it for medical?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Very thin style to sit snugly on
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  Speaker 1: the finger.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry.
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  Speaker 1: For pointing finger, middle finger or ring finger, but for
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  Speaker 1: office work and wet jobs.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, there you go. It was in the office section,
• 10:47
  Speaker 3: but I thought, no, it's too good. I've got to
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: get you that.
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  Speaker 1: So thank you so. Yeah, thank you. Maybe it's for
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: if you are sorting a lot.
• 10:53
  Speaker 3: Of papers or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what it is.
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  Speaker 3: But let's get one and pop it on.
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: It's a finger cot.
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  Speaker 3: So you're welcome.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, I'm just going to look amazing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Victoria's Secret runway was like yesterday, I think. In
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  Speaker 3: 12 months or so, I reckon you're good to go.
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  Speaker 1: I can't see how this works, though. I mean, obviously,
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  Speaker 1: you know.
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  Speaker 3: Unless you wear it around all the time. But you
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  Speaker 3: look beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Thank you. Do you remember in, what was
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: that show, Ally McBeal, and there was that crazy woman
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: in it who was one of the secretaries, played by
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: an actor named Jane, I think, who was then in
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: 30 Rock, and she invented the face bra and she
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: was going to be famous for inventing the face bra.
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  Speaker 3: Bra what did the face bra hold up the jowls
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  Speaker 3: as well.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah i think it's the same sort of thing you
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: wear this you wear this to bed no.
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  Speaker 3: You do look gorgeous you actually can't see it on.
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  Speaker 2: The screen it's okay a little bit of a darker
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: darker thing and you're good to go so i loved
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: that challenge thank you so much we had lots of
• 11:55
  Speaker 2: fun and look For your wet areas.
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  Speaker 1: That's lovely. For office jobs and wet jobs.
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  Speaker 3: There we go.
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  Speaker 1: We all need some of that. I'm going to be
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: doing my face training and that's great. I don't know
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: which is my, I think this is my favourite because
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  Speaker 1: I can. I can still do my job. I can
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: go about my daily business doing a podcast and being
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: bullied while I wear it. It doesn't go well with
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: the colour of the diamonds. My husband made a point
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: on the weekend because we watch a lot of sport.
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: We watch the rugby league, we watch the rugby union
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: and we watch the diamonds match, which we will talk
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: about in a moment. And he said, why can't all
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: the sports just agree on a green and gold?
• 12:33
  Speaker 3: Because it's different.
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: Like it's just what are our team colours? The team
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: colours are green and gold and we've got all of
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: these variations and then different marketing people come in at
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: different stages and go, let's make another change. No, don't
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: make another change. Anyway, we're going to take a little break,
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: come back and we'll talk about some nipples. Okay, I
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: feel so active and alive that I would just like
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: to talk about netball. So we need to talk about
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: the Diamonds match, but exciting news.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God, so exciting.
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: We're going to talk about that soon too. You may
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: have heard all about this on the Nine Network yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: They wouldn't let us have it as an announcement. Apparently,
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: the Nine Network has a much bigger reach than us.
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: So it's like, okay, then, if you're going to put
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: netball on free-to-air, you can have the exclusive on the
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: Super Netball Draw.
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  Speaker 3: But didn't I do a good job on the Nine Network? When?
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  Speaker 3: Because that will be me.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, you did an amazing job.
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  Speaker 3: In the morning, when it is actually announced, I will
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  Speaker 3: be doing it with Amy Sliger.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, will you?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Catherine, that's... so good i think you're their greatest
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: talent their hottest talent well let's come to that shortly
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: but there was another speaking of your jobs uh i
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: watched you do your job last night and as always
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  Speaker 1: you did a magnificent job um maybe the best job
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: of any australian on the night i'm not sure uh
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: no that's not true georgie horchis.
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  Speaker 3: Oh georgie horchis was the eventual mvp what is the
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: only player was 60 minutes which is certainly saying something
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: and i think there will be a A few mid-quarters
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: a little nervous, maybe.
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  Speaker 1: And this is hard for me to say, but if
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: I'm Liz Watson, captain of the Australian Diamonds, I'm thinking
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: someone's just stuck her hand up and made a really,
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  Speaker 1: really good case that she should have my job.
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  Speaker 3: And let's not forget, there's no Kate Maloney in this side,
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: which makes a huge difference, particularly as I think Kim
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: or Paige mentioned last night, particularly when the chips are
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: down and it's a struggle to That leadership is not there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: She's one of the greatest, let alone what she contributes
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: with the physical attributes.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: So she's got a finger injury?
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: She's got a finger injury. We're hoping not too bad
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: and she's back for test two tonight, Christchurch.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: Kate, if you need any finger cots, hit me up.
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we've got you covered. So, I mean, huge
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: loss in the side and, you know, there was a
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: big debate with us last night around Jamie Lee Price's role. Yep.
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: Everyone agrees she needs to be on court. Yes. but
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: feel like she needs to be in centre and in
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: wing defence. Obviously tough for that to happen.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: I thought Amy Parmenter did a fantastic job in wing defence.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: I was really happy to see that.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: Brilliant that the last quarter they managed to find the
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: diamond's way because, I mean, that's the last quarter, right?
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: So they can take a lot of that into the
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: next test and they'll need to. Jeez, the Kiwis were good.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: So good.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: So well drilled.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: And there was so much depth on the bench too.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Like you just.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: Well, 11 of that 12 are going to be playing
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: Super Netball next year.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: All but Paris Mason.
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: Far out.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: So they're going to get better.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: But I will say, and I know that there'll be
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: a lot of people going, oh, they shouldn't be in
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Super Netball. We're training them to beat us. But we
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: have not won in New Zealand since.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: We haven't won in 11 matches now.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: 11 matches.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: Consecutive matches. We haven't won over there. Haven't won in
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: Auckland since 2019, if you can believe it. We should stop.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: Going to Auckland. All of our sports should stop going
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: to Auckland. We go over there and we get beaten
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: in Auckland. So it's like, well, let's just not go
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: there anymore would be my view.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but Australia's not actually won the Constellation Cup. Yes,
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: we've won it recently. We've won three of the last five.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: But we haven't won it outright since 2018. And by outright,
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: I mean winning three games or more. The Silver Ferns,
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: the two times they've won it out of the last
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: five have been 3-1.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: But we have always won it 2-2.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wow.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: So it is a real challenge for us to get
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: the wins up in New Zealand and certainly going to
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: be harder again on Wednesday night because the Kiwis are
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: playing so well. They'll be all up and about. The
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: confidence levels are growing and you're right because I reckon
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: the bench has got a lot more in them that
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: we haven't quite seen yet too. Scary. Scary.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: That is scary, isn't it?
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: Great, but scary.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: A few things we have to mention about that. Congratulations
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: to Courtney Bruce who is now a centurion. And really
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: interesting symmetry there that, oh, no, I've forgotten it now.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: So Jessie Grenvold in her first game. Yes, Jessie, as
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: the how many, what number is she?
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: Diamond 198.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: 198.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: I wonder who's going to be 200. That's exciting.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: So she in her first game and Courtney in her
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: 100th game and Selena Gilson and Cameron spoke to them
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: and said that in her first game it was Liz's
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: 100th game there. So that is Liz Ellis who you
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: may remember used to host this podcast with us but
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: went and bought herself a new car because she's a
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: hippie and now can't get anywhere on time. So, you know,
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: what are we going to do about that? But yeah,
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: congratulations to Courtney Bruce. Sophie Garbin, it was her 50th game.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, God, spare a thought for Sophie Garbin. The same
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: as it was for Cara Conan. Remember when Cara Conan
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: notched up her 50th? It was when Liz Watson had
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: her 100th as well. So a little overshadowed, but it's
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: not often you get centurions.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: I thought Sophie played an extremely valuable role last night,
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: came on and just showed just, just. settled things, I thought,
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: just showed some real calmness and resolve there that was
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: exciting to see. But, yeah, I'm worried. Like I think
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: we got lucky only losing by six. I think that
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: had we lost by the 14 goals that the Ferns
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: were ahead by at one stage, that that would not
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: have been an unfair outcome. Like they were dominant from
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: the absolute get-go.
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: By 10.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Straight out of the blocks.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: No, in the first quarter.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Were they up by 10? I thought it was up
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: by five.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: In the first quarter, up by 10 at halftime.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: And then at three-quarter time, maybe up by 14. It's like,
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: and then we pegged it back. But I do want
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: to say, though, to the New Zealand camera team, this
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: business of getting the really high angle down at the
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: corner where I'm looking down over the goal circle and
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: I can't see part of it and you've taken me
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: up high, To me, it's like the Blair Witch Project.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: I feel nauseous. I can't see what's going on. Just
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: less trickiness. Just stay down where I can see the
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: whole thing. But, yeah, there was a number of times
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: when we were up there and suddenly we're down and
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: I didn't like that.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: Well, we've only got one more to deal with. Then
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: we're home on Aussie soil.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Can't wait for that. That's good.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: But, man. It'll be interesting to see because, as you know,
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: this four-match series will be decided, if necessary, on a countback.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: So I wonder how important those goals that Australia brought back.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: And I did like that, that there was no, you
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: can't take your foot off the pedal here. Yes, this
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: game is gone, but every little every bit you can
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: chip back away from it will be very important yep
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: may be very.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: Important for you mentioned that in the post game interview
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: because oh that's the stuff they're thinking about but what
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: about also the rankings So the rankings can actually change
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: right before our eyes throughout this series, which you don't
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: often see. You normally see it shift after a big tournament.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: But in the midst of a series, it's fascinating. So
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: I think Noeline Taroa said they had to win three
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: to level Australia on points. I don't even really know
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: how the point system works.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: But if they win it, they clean sweep this. They
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: will jump Australia and be number one in the world. Yikes.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Well, that's so good, though. Like, how exciting to be
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: tuning in to a game like that and that there
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: is more to come. And then when the Con Cup's over,
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: then we have a long, lovely summer where everyone goes
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: and gets their fake nails on for a few months.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: But.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Super Netball Draw is out, and this was announced yesterday
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: on Nine. Now, dribblers, we know the netball's going to
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: free-to-air next year. We know that they don't have to
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: have it contractually on free-to-air after that. So our job
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: is to watch every single game and make sure that
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Channel Nine goes, gee, this was the best decision I
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: ever made. Best decision I ever made was hiring Catherine
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Cox for commentary. Second best decision I ever made, no
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: other way around. Best decision is getting the netball on free-to-air.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Second best decision is Catherine Cox back in commentary. So,
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: but we have a fixture. Round one starts on Saturday,
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: the 10th of April. Melbourne, this one's for you. The
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: very first game of round one is at 3pm on Saturday,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: the 10th of April at John Kane Arena, Vixens Mavs.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: That first round, the first thing I noticed is that
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: the second game on the Saturday is a 7pm game.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: So we're normally used to a 3 o'clock and a
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: 5 o'clock game. Yeah. And there is a bit of
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: that splattered throughout this draw. Yeah. But the majority of
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: the games on a Saturday are 3 and 7pm.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: So in fact, the 5pm ones are fever home games.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: So they will be 7pm games here on the East Coast.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: And I think that is a great response to some
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: feedback because we have a lot of people who would
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: like to go to the games who are still playing
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: in the afternoon. So the three o'clock games are obviously problematic,
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: but even the five o'clock games on a Saturday were
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: very problematic for a number of people. So it looks
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: like they have changed that. So the second game across
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: the entire season on a Saturday night is at 7pm
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Eastern time, so 6.30pm. in South Australia, it'll be five
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: o'clock in WA. But some other interesting stuff that's happening here.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: So round one, the home games are for Vixens, Swifts,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Lightning and Sirens. So, and then the following week, oh,
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Vixens get another home game in round two, but the
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: following week we have Thunderbirds, Firebirds and Fever get their
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: turn at home. Mavs don't get their turn at home
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: until round three, but round one, they will be at
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: home because it's John Kane Arena there. So That's very exciting.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: What else do we need to know about this fabulous draw?
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Because we plan our holidays around it. We watch Channel 9.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: We reward them for making the decision to support netball.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: So what have we got? So we've got– oh, this
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: is riveting, Carolyn– state rivalry. So we have Firebirds and
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Sunshine Coast Lightning set to meet on a Queensland derby
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: on Queensland Days Sunday the 6th of June– Two Anzac
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Day clashes on Sunday the 25th of April, Lightning hosting
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Vixens at UniSC and before West Coast Fever take on
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: the Swifts at RAC Arena. Oh, that sounds great. First
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Nations round will return across two rounds in 2027, aligned
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: with National Reconciliation Week, round eight, and NAIDOC week in
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: round 13. So that scheduling will give every club the
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: opportunity to host a dedicated theme match. God, I hope
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Liz gets on here soon. This is actually making me
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: feel there's something.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: It's working. I feel like I've been. It's working.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Is it working?
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: What could possibly be working?
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: All your neck fat's going up and going down your jugular.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: But isn't that just like when you put your bra on,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: your boobs are here and then you take your bra
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: off and it's like they're back down to their natural position.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: We'll find out soon enough.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: But the Home and Away season concludes on Sunday, the
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: 11th of July, with the final series commencing the following week.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: So the grand final is on the weekend of the
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: 31st of July. I assume it will be the Saturday night.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: We don't currently know where that will be yet, but
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: so finals in the– 18th and the 25th and the 31st.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Well, this is interesting. But what's important to note there
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: is that gives a really good chunk of time to
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: the Australian Diamonds in preparation for the World Cup. So
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: it'll be just shy of a month they will get
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: for prep, which is also really important for them. They
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: might need a week or so rest, but then it's
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: going to be Straight into camp, I would imagine, for
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: the Diamonds at the end of that season.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: I wonder what happens to the Silver Ferns then. So
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: their camp will be in New Zealand or will they
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: have their.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, no, I would imagine they'd go home for a
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: while before they make their way over. Because the tournament
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: goes for such a long time as well– well, it's
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: not a long time, but you don't want to be
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: here forever. You'd come in at the– maybe, you know–
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: three or four days prior or a week, whatever they
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: decide to do. But they're not going to want to
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: be here for two or three weeks in the lead-up.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: And that's interesting. So like a number of them, so
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Maddy Gordon is moving to Perth, for instance. We would
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: assume that she will be in the starting Ferns line-up
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: for the World Cup. She certainly put her hand up
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: for it on last night. But so then it's like, well,
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: where's home for her? So she's over there for several months.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: She moves over there and then she comes here. It's
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: like that's quite disruptive. Yeah.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: Interesting.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: Very good.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Major partner of the Super Netball that they've listed down
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: here on this press release is HCF. So it doesn't
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: seem like they have naming rights of the Super Netball,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: but they are the major partner. So I'm interested to
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: know more about that.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: But thanks, HCF.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: You're big supporters of Netball and we appreciate you. Yeah,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: this is going to be big, so we need to
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: get around that. We will talk more about the draw
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: in our Friday's ep, but let's have a little break
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: and come back and talk about, speaking of the Wild West,
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: someone very special to this podcast has done something quite
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: big on the weekend.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Hasn't she won?
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: Mm.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Have you spoken to Gordie?
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: I have been texting her. She said she's dead and
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: she's hungry.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: She's dead and she's hungry. Well, she certainly deserves a
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: little feed. So I asked her to send Dribblers through
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: a message that we could play.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Do we need to tell everybody what she's been up
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: to though?
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: If you haven't been following her on the socials, she
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: was involved in a charity ride that went from Perth
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: to Mandurah. And back. They stayed overnight in Mandurah just
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: to rest the sore bodies and come back. So how
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: many kilometres? Over 200 kilometres.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, kilometres in two days.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: And let's keep in mind, Gordie's not a cyclist.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: No, she hadn't been on a bike in 20 years.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: Done a little bit of prep. When I saw, I
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: was watching all the videos as she was going, she
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: was doing check-ins. I think they were allowed to stop
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: every 20 kilometres or so. And they were getting funnier
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: and funnier and funnier. The chafing cream was out, all
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: the things. But I thought, my God, she would be exhausted.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: And then when they got to Mandurah and had to
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: turn around knowing full well they were coming back, quite
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: a feat. They raised, I think, just shy of $ 9, 000
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: as a team.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Her team was one of the highest fundraisers and they
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: were raising funds for Cancer Research for a facility in
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Western Australia, the name of which I have forgotten.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: I apologise.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: But, yeah, it's a big event to raise money for
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: a very good cause. And we're very proud of.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: You, Gordie.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: Very proud of you, Gordie. Shout out to the team.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: The name is amazing. Lycra, what you see.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Yep, Lycra, what you see.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: How good.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: So should we have a listen and see if she's
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: alive or not?
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: Hey No Dribble Crew, Sue Gordian here and just thought
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: I'd send a message to say a massive thanks to
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: all of the dribblers including Carolyn, Lizzie and Kath that
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: got behind me for the ride over the weekend. I'm
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: at home now and I'm sitting here and I genuinely
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: can't believe I just did what I did over the
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: last two days. So First and foremost, just, I guess,
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: personal satisfaction to do something that I didn't actually think
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: I was capable of. So I'm pretty stoked about that.
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: And I would be lying if I said it was easy.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: It wasn't.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: It had its moments.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: But in those moments, I think probably the key thing
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: was you're just surrounded by so many incredible people that
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: just reminded you of why you were doing it, which
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: was to raise money for a great cause, which is
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: finding a money towards research for cancer. And I think
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: by the end of all of this, we'll have gone
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: close to nine, nine and a half million dollars as
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: a collective across 1700 riders. And I mean, I exceeded
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: my expectation in terms of the dollars raised. So I
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: just want to say huge thanks. And I think probably
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: my big message off the back of this is, and
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: you hear this from people all the time, and I
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: haven't really said this, or I haven't been in a
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: position to say this for some time, but you hear
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: these extraordinary people say you've just got to put your
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: mind to something and it's possible. Well, I think I
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: just did that on the weekend. The last thing I'll
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: say is that myself and my downstairs are going to
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: take a big deep breath for at least a week.
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: before I put on any underpants or anything over the
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: coming days. Honest to God, I stand by my message
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: a few weeks ago when I was on the podcast
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: and I talked about the fact that downstairs and the
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: bike seat, um, the relationship, it takes time. And I
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: just took a lot of time.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: 200 kilometers. But anyhow, yeah, extraordinary.
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: So just once again, thanks, Dribblers.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Love your work.
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: Saw some of you along the way shouting out and
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: your messages that you flooded into me over the last
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: two days. Honestly, just spectacular. Thank you so much.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: How good.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: How good. And so in there we get, oh, Liz
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Ellis is back.
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  Speaker 3: Hi.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: How are you? Hi.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry I'm late.
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  Speaker 3: We have loved, loved, loved the fact that your EV
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: just didn't play out for you today.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: Well, it was a bit of this and a bit
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: of that. So I thought I knew I was going
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: to play hooky or chicken with can I do it
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  Speaker 4: in one. And I had, I labbed myself about 20
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: minutes in case something I wasn't going to make it.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: And I thought, this is so cool. Like I'll leave
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: Cooma in time. I had to go up there to
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: do an interview for something. I'll leave in time. I'll
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: be really cool. And then there was a car accident
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: on the highway and that smashed my time. And I thought, oh,
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: I'll get there. Narrator, I did not get there. So
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: had there not been a car accident, I wouldn't have
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: cared because I would have been like, oh, well, I'll
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: just you know, I don't have to worry about it,
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: but because I was trying to get back here on time,
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: I played chicken, I played chicken and I got very,
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: very close. And then I went, nah, I'm going to
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: charge it.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: This might be a dumb question, but if you're stuck
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: in traffic and you're actually not moving, does the car
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: charge still go down?
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: Only just. And it wasn't that that killed me. It
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: was just that I thought I had enough time. I
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: had a buffer. I had a 15, 20 minute buffer
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: in case I needed to charge before I got back
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: to here. But yeah, The car accident smashed my buffer
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: and then some. So had I not had to charge,
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: I still would have been a little bit late, but
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: I had to charge. So now I'm a lot late.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: So sorry, Kate.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, but you look gorgeous.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: You look amazing.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: We're very excited to have you.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: Oh, thanks. I'm really excited to be here. Stop it.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: What are you doing? What?
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: No, she doesn't. See?
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: What?
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: What?
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: Does she look younger?
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Gantry bought me this nonsense from Japan.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: I'll be wearing it for the whole episode.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: So it's like a face fryer thing and it's really
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: uncomfortable and I'm taking it off.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: I need to have a go.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: I can't believe that you said.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: Does it give you a facelift?
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: Didn't you notice how perky she looked? What do you
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: mean perky? Perky.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Miserable.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: Oh, fuck.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Let the jowls fly free.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: Oh, I probably need that. I've got a few jowls
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: in my old age.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: It can't possibly work though, right? What is it?
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: Like you said, is it just like a, like it's
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: not chemical, it's just physical. It just holds your jowls up.
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: It's just physical. I probably need to do that. Do
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: you know, I had a photographer tell me recently, because
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: of my jowls, because I'm getting old, To, rather than
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: smile like that, to smile up and pretend you're smiling
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: up and over the Harbour Bridge. So you're making your
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: neck a Harbour Bridge.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's good to know. So one thing I learned from.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: I don't know which is fine until someone looks at
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: you from the side and you look like a tortoise
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: with your neck out.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: That showed the summer I turned pretty. It's tiny.
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: Isn't it?
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: It feels like you've done the mumps. It actually makes me... Like,
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: I feel like I'm going to vomit. Was it right
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: on your jugular? Yes. Oh.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: Oh, the mugs.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: So, Liz, something that you've missed here. That's what I
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: was going to say. Summer, I turned pretty. I learnt
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: that in a photo, if you say.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: Prunes, it gives you prunes.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: Prunes. Prunes.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: This is like a face trainer. Face trainer?
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: Catherine, just how much fun did you have buying this stuff?
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, so much. I could have bought the whole of
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: Japan back. And this is our personal favourites that I
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: sent you the photo of.
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: Do you know I made the mistake when you sent
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: me that photo, I made the mistake of Googling?
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: I went down a rabbit hole.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: To quote what it says on the back of the packet,
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: what was this good for?
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: It's for office work and wet jobs. Mm-hmm.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: I think I went down the wet jobs rabbit hole.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, we've got a packet here if you'd like
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: me to send you some.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: So while Gordie was telling us about her race on
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: the weekend, I thought, well, I'll use this time wisely
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: to do some face training. And then you came on
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: and I did say I would go to wear that
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: ridiculous jaw thing and we'll see how long it would
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: take you to say something.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: It's like having my daughter here.
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: I can't believe. Do you want to know what you're
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: going to do? Oh, yeah, I am the ultimate Labrador.
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: I can't believe you've had that on that whole time.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: That made me feel sick. Anyway, Elizabeth, we missed you.
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: We did miss you.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: We finished this episode, though.
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, great.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Do you want to know what we've talked about? I'll
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: give you a bit of a summary. We've talked about
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: the merch being in Rebel. We've talked about the new
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Super Netball draw. We've talked about, I don't know whether
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: you noticed, there was a Diamonds match on yesterday. We
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: talked a bit about Georgie Horges being a goddamn legend.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: Georgie Horges was fantastic. And did your fans? girl, Jessie
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: as well.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: Jessie was outstanding. She has got a very, very long future.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: She'll play 100 games for Australia. Mark my words, big statement.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: And do you know, I mean, I know you've probably
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: already talked about this, but I had this conversation with
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: somebody this morning at the thing that I was at
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: that I know that we don't have enough contracts for
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: Australian players, but the benefit of having international players in
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: Super Netball is that Jessie goes out there and goes,
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: I've seen you before. I know what you do. I
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: know what you're up to. And she did.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, killed it. She was outstanding.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: And we did talk about that and we said it's
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: been a long time since Australia has won against the
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Silver Ferns in New Zealand. So this is not some
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: type of massive crisis that's a result of there being
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: international players here. But what I saw was a higher
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: standard of game, which was very exciting.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, that is actually all we've got.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Time for today. Don't take it personally.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: You're here now. Will you please stay with us for Friday?
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Will you please not go anywhere in your electric vehicle
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: and help us record? Fantastic. Well, yes, we will be
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: back on Wednesday. Thanks for joining us. My name's Carolyn Swindell.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: We'll be back on Friday too.
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: Friday. And I'm Kat Cox. And I'm Liz Ellis. It's
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: been great to be with you for five minutes.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: Bye.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Bye.