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Episode 249: Clapricorn · Not That Serious

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  There was a dude, that's crazy. Six fifty dollars. I will,
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  I will, I will earn every fucking achievement. I ain't. I'm not
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  paying for that shit. Why not earn it including the original cost of the
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  game? I spend six hundred and fifty dollars on the game. I was
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  like, what the just just to buy the next game next year, next
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  you gotta restart do it again. That's out of pocket. Satan, Satan,
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  Satan that it's just bad. It's like, that's that's the devil.
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  That is the devil, Like that's what gamblings. That's capitalism, that's capitalism.
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  That's the damn devil. That's damn certain right there there there there.
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  It is crazy. You could go from not you, not you, that
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  was not consensual. I wasn't. I wasn't going back and you yea.
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  Then you came back out. Let me get some yeah, sloppy seconds.
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  You had to sloppy seconds, and then you went in there eight or out
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  at after already you mean, damn, how are you going to be the
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  last person to join your training your own house. Steve Rose is sick.
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  What's going on with the greatest podcast on Earth? In the multiverse. How
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  are you doing? Uh, it's your boy Big Mike here, Elsie Keenan's
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  in the building with a doctor waffle. We got I turned Homi Kuan.
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  We got a special guest, very special. Oh man, we're filling the
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  building. It's the real leak Joe Dickhead. Yes, yes, you know
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  him. You love this boy, my boy, my boy. I just
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  met him. Maybe my boy soon. But black Jaw's here, y'all in
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  the group chat after. So we're talking about you has some porn sites that
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  I would like to check out, get into it. Yeah, that's great.
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  So you want to start off, So you want to start with tasty
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  blacks. That's standard, tast tasty blacks and so the best. Actually,
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  what you want to do? You want to access the database. It's called
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  the porn Dude. What the porn dude to give you? It's a data
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  y. Oh this multiple databases. You got Tube Galore, you got porn
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  m d you got lobs. You know, he freaked the way he seen
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  the way he licked it. Listen, porn porn guys, I and porn
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  talk. So I've had straight into more things to get by. So yeah,
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  my fingers are very strong, my jaws very strong. He's going crazy.
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  Make for tongue work, don't. We're not doing that. I mean,
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  if you said your tongue I would have been cool. But young j
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  calm down camera. But alright, all right, I'm talking about cundlings now.
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  Now can we get to serious business? Okay? Now, what you
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  have the database called the porn dude, the porn dude, uh benefits like
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  to your benefit will break down. He's like, you got the the top
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  free sights, you got the paide sights, you got the top Asian site.
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  Whatever you're into. Why do you pay for porn though? If it's
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  free, I don't get I mean, I don't pay for I'm just saying
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  that it makes that. Why do you think? I don't know? Literally
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  what I what I think? On what you What you gotta do is you
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  gotta say only if you want to watch a point a page scene waited about
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  a week, then you go on the site, look up the name of
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  the video, take that name to put it in Google. It'll likely be
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  put on by then Guggle, put it in gut Goo. And you know
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  what I'm saying. I've done that plenty of times. Yeah, go on
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  brass or you know what I'm saying. You see motherfucking thick ass Daphney,
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  you know, getting clapped up, and it's like, okay, she got
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  a cream posse. I want to see what that's like hitting the sea like
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  dick ass dapny and the cream. That's everything and more so I want to
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  just type in and then put it in Google on this right there. You're
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  not on a nickname basis. You don't just hit it with the daft sometimes.
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  Yeah, but I appreciate the name so much. That's like you got
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  sick as dad. Let me see what this colored? Stars My bro daf
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  Pete ran his beat. You you see Miss be Nasty? What about it
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  supposed yea? She signed it? Yeah yeah, she signed about to watch
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  her in eight K. You don't know what Miss be Nasty? No?
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  The gig will that be in the cars making a stink? I know you're
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  talking about she got her car detail least question on Twitter doing it and she's
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  army vat she'd be like, she's army, I'm proud to be an American.
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  I wonder what he gonna be like she's on the bras, maybe John
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  Cena comes in. She's like she's a car wash person, so she's in
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  the car. She ruins the car. It can't be nobody. John has
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  already been in there. But it can't be a soul no, because that's
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  her. Listen, I'm just glad to see people get that big brick.
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  I'm sign No, there's one of the people. Chin man, she's a
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  G League All Star. She's like it's like when that nigga, that nigga
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  from the Lakers that couldn't get on the team Ingram right, yeah, So
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  finally she's like a she's more like a like I and like like a street
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  nigga that made it to the league, like a good break by exactly he
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  just never got, you know, his break. So this is what it
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  is. Smacking niggas in the back of the head. That was Eddie House.
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  Eddie House smacking niggas back was No, he smacked Eddie House. He
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  smack smacked his head band office hed Yeah, when he played with the mad
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  was that the playoffs? Right? Yeah? Yeah, came the Eddie House
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  smacked stood out in the back of hit like a three point f It's fun
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  around like yeah, from here to like year one, ear to the other
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  nigga like you talking about actually like we was back in middle school. Niggas.
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  Motherfuck no respect boy, But shout the Eddie House. If you're watching
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  this man, man, he's definitely I know he's listening him and his sons.
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  Yo. You know, I didn't realize how was Jailan House. I
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  didn't with the thin hair that with the Arizona the hole weighted reference. But
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  Eddie House, his son, he was. He was like real good in
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  high school and name with Arizona. I had no idea because that's where Eddie
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  House went. Small world. Shout out to the House family. He got
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  like two sons that played. But you know Eddie oh Man, so random
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  Eddie House score like sixty two points in college. You'll ever see that in
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  a college in a game. He snapping nasty who he played for? He
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  was an Arizona, but he played against it was it was a it was
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  a heavy team. It was somebody that was asked. He was like that.
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  He didn't played against like Appalachia State, what's your tall state? What
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  is playing against the shockers? No, he was playing against somebody that was
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  good. But he scored like sixty some points. You follow him on sixty
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  one who was against was a duke one son was a duke of cal Sean
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  Jackson definitely doing that due hold, you got a college team like you got
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  with basketball. Just I'll probably go with Notre Dame. Day. I always
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  like Notre Dame. Was my first college letter. I played football, respect
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  I like, I like Notre Dame. Oh yeah, we got you got
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  a food. Yeah, that was my first college letter. I went to
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  Notre Dame. I didn't go to No Dame. I'm sorry. I was
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  my first collage letter, so I was hype of shit shown every boy like
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  I got a letter from Notre Dame. The kid and never went there though.
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  But yeah, the Dame, I would say, Notre Dame football basketball
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  counter. Yeah, I would go with Kansas because shout out to the twins.
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  They played for Kansas. Uh it was to Keith Morrison. Oh oh
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  oh, you talk about the more twins. Shout the most twins day,
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  my homies. The girls talk about the girls. Then then one of the
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  girls go there the girl twins, the girl twins. Oh no, I
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  thought that, I'll talk about the twins. Mar Keith Morrison, you guys,
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  Yeah, we played on the same little league football team, the Nice
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  Town Stillers. Oh shit, Yeah, so you were athlete. Was an
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  athlete that was defintely definitely yeah, I was. I mean I wasn't.
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  I wasn't like that. I was all right though, but I was like
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  I was good at watching film and shit like that. All right, So
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  he was one of those first one in the gym, first one in the
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  gym, last one to leave. I could watch all the film. I
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  was like blue Keith Lee on the field, Like we literally won the high
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  school championship because I watched film all week. There's the only reason me one
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  you play, I played at my I had WPX on my jacket because I
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  played literally every single position. Yeah damn, so every single like I would
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  line up literally in a different I would be tight end. I could be
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  your favorite position to play. How about that? I probably say I would
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  have to go with safety. But like my like I always wanted to come
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  down and kill people. So like it's a good pick because of that,
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  But it's a bad pick because like I was like CT yeah no, not
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  the CT, like no, but they just throw the ball over my head
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  at that point because I'm coming down trying to kill sh I'm already in the
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  Yeah, I'm I'm in the backfield and the niggas just always going for the
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  head and niggas, Yeah, I'm going sticks. That's what I was.
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  I was like one of them type players. All right, so well we're
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  here now. So first of all, you want to introduce yourself. We
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  want to let the people know who exactly who you are, like your first
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  like bigger name that we've had. No, it's if you don't know who
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  I am, you should Yeah, I mean you probably not fulfill you on
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  the East Coast. I just you know, I say Dick all the time.
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  I used to be a former professional boxer, K one fighter, two
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  times gold medalists. That's a fact. Know beat the sh I got a
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  quart question. Could you think you beat who? Keith Lee? Let's set
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  it up, bro Keith. Who is Keith the food? The food beat
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  Keith Lee. That's fine, that's it. That's locking that I'm trying to
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  fight. Jake Paul. Line it up, Jake, Jake Paul and Keith
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  Lee. Next, all right, line it up. You're ready here.
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  First I thought the videos out put you gotta put it. You gotta put
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  that my little training video, my trainin wager and I didn't you talking about
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  So I was a boxer shit and then like I started doing like the car
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  was always like the like the funniest kid in class speak, The funniest kidding
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  classes is a funny as story. I got this white teacher fire at one
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  time. My name is miss Paskins. I'm pretty sure it was funniest shit.
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  So I'm in the class being a class clown drawn. I'm like,
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  Niggas wanna die, Niggas wanna lie. She's like, can you please stop
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  this cop stop singing? Niggas want to I keep going right, yeah what
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  like everybody class going what? And then she go she goes sit down.
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  Niggas want to get zeros, nigga. The class was like she just fired
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  before lunch. Real shit, Niggas gonna get zero, she said. Niggas
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  want zeros. Niggas want to be heroes. Second part, niggas want to
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  get jail. Yo. The whole class was like, I noticed, bitch
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  ages, that was a good clip back, Like that was good. We
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  gotta hit you out and he's like, yeah, but no, like whole
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  time, Yeah, but but no, you're out of pocket for that nigga
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  brow pensil energy. How is the niggah that serious too? Oh my board,
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  your boxing record unprofessional was thirteen and six and professional was owing two.
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  I wasn't that good, So I have to know. I'm gonna say,
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  what was the difference to you? So like I was, like I said,
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  I was a moy Ti kickboxer first for all the years that I boxed,
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  but they saw me as like a money grab So like a'sked what I
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  think at least, Like I mean, I was tough, but like I
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  needed more time to transition in the boxing and go pro. So like I
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  maybe had like three months of boxing and then I went straight to pro boxing.
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  Like my pro record was for boxing, not k one ony times.
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  You better kick one fighting than it was a box or one thousand. I
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  got two gold medals from the ship. So so they were transition is just
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  way too hard. It's not they don't relate because kickboxing it's a slower game
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  because you kicking. Motherfucker's like if you you know you like shin's hurt,
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  like my shins like walls now, like that shit ain't breaking. So like
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  like like if I like not do that, I'm like I just hit on.
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  I'm like, damn, what the fuck is sound like yeah, like
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  if I go like that like that ship is like God, what the fuck
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  fucking But uh, it's crazy a slower game now because if you kick,
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  like kicking people and hitting and that shit hurt, so you gotta slow it
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  down. He didn't stop it. I did not know you have that.
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  You have a muscle at the front of you're like, but like the way
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  he just flexed that bitch like I didn't. I didn't. Yeah, I
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  should look regularly. I don't know what the fuck you got, bro,
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  you got kickboxing like it was, So that's what I did. But like,
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  yeah, like my battle test my back, Yeah, basically my sense
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  I used to hit it with like the bamboo stick like the whole time.
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  That's the worst. But I mean it was the only thing I hit it
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  about. That the most cutting weight. I hate cutting weight. That is
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  dangerous. It's like what I'm saying, Like, so I had lived all
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  these lives so before the box and shit, I was a football player and
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  I was that was a bigger side. I was a bigger guy, like
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  I'm saying, Like I was like walking around like maybe two two one around
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  there. And for you to change this in the box and you're really supposed
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  to be lean. You're supposed to be boxing your whole life, Like you
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  can't cut muscle while you being active. So like it's like it was like
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  a hard joint, Like I should have been fighting in like forty seven and
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  I was fighting in like fifty one, and that's hard as shit. They
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  even get because I walk around it like at one eighty five at that time,
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  you dropped that far. Yeah, I mean I had to because I'd
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  have been fighting niggas like Jesse Hart, like I'd have been fighting shot the
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  Jesse Yard. I would have been fighting niggas like you know, big,
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  they big, they coming and they coming down from two fifteen like they big
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  motherfuckers, big, tall mouth like you fighting nigga like sixty three and he
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  coming down from two fifteen. Yeah, sure you got, you could dip
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  and weave a little bit, but block you're feeling that shit like that should
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  go away on you. So I should have been fighting for these its Like
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  I kind of went backwards, like I should have did boxing at first before
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  I did football. But I did football first and then boxing game and then
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  that was cool. But I just didn't have the right amount of training to
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  go into a professional box and fight. At the time, I was like
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  discipline enough to like cut the weight and everything and like be active and be
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  tough. But yeah, so did you end U playing D one football?
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  No, that's another crazy story because you got the Notre Dame letters. I'm
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  like, wait, did I got a letter? But so, like,
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  okay, so if anybody knows that plays football, then you know you pretty
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  much get letters from every school. Damn. It almost like I mean,
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  if your name's out there on max Preps, you pretty much get letters from
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  almost every school. So I got head letters from everybody, North Dakota,
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  fucking Colorado, every fuck's car name. So I eventually craziest thing. So
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  I'm I'm in high school. I'm playing football, and I'm like, I'm
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  like good, I'm not like the fucking best person in the world, but
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  I'm good. And it's coming around the time to like sign to a school.
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  I we have no counseling in the grats, like it was trash in
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  the time, So I didn't know that I still had to apply as a
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  school as a student if the coach came to see me, I had no
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  idea how to do that. I'm in West Virginia. I did a camp
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  in West Virginia. Did James Madison coach coming to see me and my homie?
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  Uh like uh, I don't even know the name of the other college,
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  but yeah, a couple of colleges came and came to see me.
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  We talked and I'm like, all right, so we good. Like I
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  ain't even like just which one gonna call me when we So that's you know,
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  sign day passed, like to go to a college. So I'm like,
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  what the fun going on? They're like, you didn't fill out as
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  a student. I mean yeah, I'm like no, Like the coach came
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  to see me. Were good, right, I'm like they're like, fuck
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  no, they kid you're a student student athletes, right, So I had
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  no idea. So I'm like fuck, I'm like alright, cool. So
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  I'm still like in contact with like jam you and James Mannison University shout the
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  big girl he went there. And I'm still in like contact with like all
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  these other like you know, colleges, and they're like all right, well,
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  like you know, maybe you can come in the spring or whatever XBYC
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  and like the plan just got shaky. So I was like fuck, I
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  don't know what I'm doing. So I took an online class. Then I
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  went to Liberty University, which is the biggest Christian university in the world.
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  Sucking nightmare. It's DC right, no, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
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  It was in Lynchburg, Virginia. It was a bad join Yeah yeah.
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  It was a bad jow. It was crazy because like I was,
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  I was, like I said, I wasn't that great, but like I
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  had these videos out there called Bleak Joe Rose in the NFL. So I
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  was making these videos and like I was always like, you know, the
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  first one of the baby in the locker room, last one to leave.
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  And I got there and somebody watched my video and it was like, oh,
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  this guy's like basically think he'd shit, Like he think you gonna put
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  us on the map. I was public Enemy number one by day one day
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  when I was plugging. So I'm like, fuck, so, now,
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  like mind you, I want to I still want to play football though,
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  so like I'm like, all right, I'm gonna just walk on like you
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  know, x y Z. But people still watching my videos in the walk
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  on process not happening until spring, so like I'm in the fall and then
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  I'm going to spring and I'm going to try so they watching all the videos,
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  like everybody know who I am and I'm public and even number one.
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  I sit by and lunched by myself the whole nine like it's like and I
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  was kind of feeding off the energy. I felt like Tupac. It was
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  like because math real. I felt like two packs, Like you know,
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  I think I'm a nigga from the hood and it's a Christian school, so
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  we get it's just like I run this hole like kind of like that's how
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  I felt, like what you gonna do, like not like the football players,
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  but like towards like the like the because I was getting ship top from
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  everybody, like the whole school. Like I had these posters and said Malik
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  Joe Rose in the NFL niggas putting them under my dorm room, put the
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  N word on it all that damn damn. It was a bad join And
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  it was the first time in that in that whole situation that the main like
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  the main players on the team, like the good players, was at the
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  practice. It was so funny. He was getting hate crimes real shit.
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  It was mad at me. Bro. I was like probably eventually friends some
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  people, but they're publicanted to me. Number one me, I ain't gonna
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  hold you. Was like walking by me all the way keep one coon.
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  Literally yeah yeah, they was. They was. They was definitely lay thick.
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  But like yeah, for the walk on practice, I went and it
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  was like all the main players was there and that never happens because like obviously
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  it's a walk and they don't give a because I was there and everybody see,
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  yeah, they want to see me. It was some of them that
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  fuck with me. Shout the christ Jam shout the wall aking, shout the
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  sir Chunty Holloway, those niggas listening because they knew I was busting my ass
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  out there. Like it was they was coming to practice at five am.
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  I was already there at four thirty am watching them niggas like the kind of
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  being awesome, like trolling shit. But like I'm doing this, I'm doing
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  the same workouts right next to them, but I'm not on the team,
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  so like I'm just wired that way because I'm a weird though. But yeah,
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  like so you're not gonna like what I'm saying. So they're not working,
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  right, You're not gonna work. That's why that's why niggas. That's
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  a real nigga trying to get me. It was just a fucked up situation.
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  And then they kind of just streaming like shit, so that football playing
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  went away, and then that's when I came home. I started boxing.
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  So being as you were boxing, have you ever been knocked out? Yes?
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  What is that? Oh man? What's that? Tell me talk about
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  the first time you got knocked out? First time I got knocked out.
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  It was we were sparring and it was like like I said, like I
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  said, I'm just like tough, like I'm not gonna stop. I'm I'm
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  not gonna give up. I got choked out. Whoa so like because I
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  only because I didn't tap out, Like if it's smart me now I wouldn't
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  tap out, right, but like me, I was just trying to prove
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  yeah, so like yeah, but it wanted it was it was like a
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  joint whereas though like my like the way our bodies was, you can't even
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  see my face, so like I was like kind of tucked under, right
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  he was he was telling me after like you are right, like he was
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  like he was saying, was talking to me, but I was out.
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  And that was like it felt like I just took a fast net like like
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  it was like it ain't hurt, Like it ain't hurt enohing Like it was
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  like I just took like a net like I knew I was going out though,
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  like I felt it and I'm like fuck, And that was like whatever
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  you got me. That's that's how you know you got to be different to
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  participate in that sport, nigga, you were getting choked that I was fucking.
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  I'm like, I'm like I know, I'm fainting like I'm because like
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  I'm trying to lift my arm and it's just like going like this. I'm
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  like, oh, I'm going out. I'm going out, going out if
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  you want to, Yeah, I can't even tap. I was going out
• 20:56
  and I was like fuck. But the first time I was actually knocked out
• 21:00
  from like a punch was actually my last fight. Wow, yeah makes sense.
• 21:03
  Yeah, And now they gave me a microphone. Was laughing. It
• 21:11
  was like, what's about podcast? I woke up like, yo, somebody
• 21:18
  give me a mic doing the ship. I need a microphone right now.
• 21:22
  Put me outside of the ring, Like what happened? Like do you remember
• 21:26
  I remember? So? Like it was a so so basically I'll talk a
• 21:30
  little bit prior to so you can get it. So your first fight,
• 21:33
  they try to match you with somebody like that's not like you're just going in
• 21:34
  there with like Colino ever, So like they put you like with somebody that
• 21:37
  you you know around the same Obviously they didn't know I only had like really
• 21:42
  three months of boxing training because of my previous shit. So it was was
• 21:47
  lying like, oh, yeah, he's been boxing for two years whatever.
• 21:49
  It was finer I was. I knew how to fight, like it was
• 21:52
  different type. It's a different type of it's a different fight. So like
• 21:56
  I just didn't like, that's just like trying to get me to wrestle,
• 21:57
  Like I don't know what I'm doing. I I'm strong, I can slam
• 22:00
  you, but if you put me in a whole I can't do. Yeah,
• 22:03
  I'm like, you know, just like obviously I want to sleep,
• 22:07
  wake up the k So how good was that asleep? It was? It
• 22:11
  was a good night. It was a nice little neck up. What was
• 22:17
  that about? Eight? Let's get the day started. Breakfast baking. I
• 22:23
  want cheese, eggs. Literally, I take blue bears on that's literally.
• 22:29
  I was. But yeah, when I got punched knocked out. I was
• 22:32
  fighting this dude. He was like, it's not golden gloves, but it's
• 22:34
  like I'm trying to get myself an excuse why I knocked out. But no,
• 22:37
  no, it wasn't golden glove, but it was. It turned out
• 22:42
  the rope. No no, I forget his name actually honestly, but h
• 22:48
  yeah, he was like good though. He was like right under like whatever
• 22:51
  the like the not golden gloves, but like whatever tournament that is under it.
• 22:55
  He was like an elite I think it was the Elite tournament. So
• 22:57
  he was really was like really good, like he was out of my way,
• 23:00
  out of my jurisdiction. That was the second guy off. But first
• 23:02
  guy, I thought he was like around the same side, the same John,
• 23:03
  but he was like way better than me. I still feel like I
• 23:06
  could have like performed better and everything. I just like I said, like
• 23:08
  I needed more time to understand it, but yeah, experience. Yeah,
• 23:11
  So like I went in and it was like I came in hot, I
• 23:14
  came with an overhand boom, hit him on the block. Then I came
• 23:15
  in and I jabbed, and then next thing I'm waking. I'm like getting
• 23:18
  off the ground just heaven. So it was quick. Bro. I was
• 23:23
  like, I want like this the jabb and I went like this, like
• 23:26
  to come under and I was gonna throw another overhand. I guess he came
• 23:30
  over here because the next thing I know, I'm coming, he must have
• 23:33
  came over here. He must have came over here on this side. Literally
• 23:37
  all I see is the ref like you are his son. I'm like,
• 23:38
  yeah, let me give me my check, my check, pay me money.
• 23:45
  Is crazy, but it's a lot of politicis are going to buy boxing,
• 23:48
  honestly, like on his end, what I couldn't have known. I
• 23:51
  mean, I mean, I don't think it was like that obviously. I
• 23:52
  think they actually kind of did. They did like me, so it wasn't
• 23:55
  like they like treated me like shit or anything. But people get bought like
• 23:59
  fights get bought like people like especially in that low like that low, like
• 24:03
  it'll be like, all right, we're gonna pay you four grand. You're
• 24:04
  taking a dive, basically, like I'm not like you taking a dive,
• 24:07
  but you're fighting somebody way out of elite. Like he's going to win.
• 24:10
  He's gonna win. He's gonna win. That's the only reason I'll put you
• 24:11
  in an album, but like, yeah, like a lot of that shit
• 24:15
  go on. Like I remember being in the rooms and I'm like, oh
• 24:17
  shit, like okay, like that's how it's low key rig Yeah, like
• 24:19
  yeah, like like you ever seen a pop up with twelve and oh,
• 24:22
  I guarantee you none of them fights. He just fought Spider Rico and shit
• 24:29
  like he fought Spider Rico and ship. It was a fucking then Nate Robinson
• 24:33
  and he fucking now he got twelve wins and everybody think like, oh he
• 24:37
  had twelve fights. No, he paid for none of them. Yeah,
• 24:41
  that makes a lot of sense. Politics and that shit absolutely all sports is
• 24:45
  right bro? No, and then uh and then the end. Then after
• 24:48
  that, n I got, I picked up the microphone. I was gonna
• 24:52
  ask about that, So like when did you start start making like content,
• 24:55
  like and when did you feel like, all right, like I'm actually good
• 24:57
  at this and I'm getting like the ball room, So I gotta rewind a
• 25:00
  little bit again. Like I said, I was doing the lad roles to
• 25:03
  the NFL shit, and that was like kind of like I was already making
• 25:06
  videos. I think the creativity that I could do with the little workout vignette
• 25:11
  videos. I was always liked that. I always like being able to be
• 25:14
  creative on the computer and like create transitions and shit like that make it look
• 25:17
  cool, so beings. I was already doing that when I got the Liberty.
• 25:21
  I was still doing it. When I was in boxing, I kind
• 25:22
  of stopped doing it, like you know, obviously I wasn't. It wasn't
• 25:25
  no more road to the NFL. And then I was like working at Marathon
• 25:30
  and Warm Daddies at the time. While I was boxing and shout the one
• 25:33
  that shouted the buying brothers, and I posted a video of me like doing
• 25:41
  something that worked and it went viral, like like a like a server life
• 25:42
  video type of thing, and it went viral. I'm like, oh shit,
• 25:45
  that was kind of cool. They're like, yo, you should do
• 25:48
  another one. To do another one, he was the second one went viral
• 25:49
  like literally like boom boom, like and that was just luck. It wasn't.
• 25:52
  It wasn't like I was like, I mean, I guess it was
• 25:53
  funny, but it was really just lucky. It shit. And I was
• 25:56
  like, all right, Pat, I'm just gonna keep doing that shit.
• 25:57
  See what happened? Like I always had to say, like, if you
• 26:00
  keep doing something long enough or like good enough, quality enough something, somebody
• 26:04
  is going to pay you for that thing whatever it is. Hello thus message.
• 26:14
  Yeah yeah, so if you do it, if you do long enough,
• 26:17
  eventually the event the universe is gonna move out your way. That's like
• 26:19
  the stories I just sold your day. This is like how my mind works.
• 26:22
  So I'm doing the whole ship. And then I all those two videos
• 26:26
  pretty much was my only thing keeping my fuel to keep doing that and like
• 26:30
  basically like get through it. And I still was like making good videos.
• 26:33
  There wasn't nothing as viral as those two until the Meek and Meek reposted me
• 26:37
  like two years ago a year ago? Which video is that the bank jone
• 26:41
  when I go to the bank and he's like, I ain't got no fucking
• 26:44
  ID. It's like her name thing. And he's like, what the fuck
• 26:47
  you mean her name thing? Because like you you're going to the bank with
• 26:48
  your Northfilly homi. He an't gotten his I D and all this crazy shit.
• 26:52
  It's like you got the shy in the bank. He drawn like,
• 26:56
  yo, yeah, he had the shy the bank And he's like yo,
• 26:59
  man, Like can we all I got his money in my key. When
• 27:03
  he was like, we're going out tonight, He's like, nay, fifty
• 27:12
  cent? What they're playing some fift bump ship. That's so like the funny
• 27:15
  is because that because I look on the ships. She's like, nah,
• 27:21
  some might people, shin't it? They got henty, that's all niggas said.
• 27:25
  They got handy. Y'all got henny. Like, nigga, you can
• 27:26
  drink something else is alloud? You're like you literally can do it, like
• 27:30
  not too much on handy. I'm a handy all right, that's cool.
• 27:33
  But if if the hendy are you stumped? Are you just done for the
• 27:37
  night at that point, Like damn, I can't. I can't guess I'm
• 27:40
  gonna because I'm going home. You guys don't have hensy, Like what the
• 27:42
  fuck? Open your palott, nigga, nigga, you drinking rum right now?
• 27:47
  Shut up? You actually you're drinking rum right now your palot. I
• 27:49
  do have my palette, you know what I'm saying. But I am a
• 27:52
  mainly handy drinker. But if I mean, niggas, don't be niggas don't
• 27:56
  leave a house because there's no handy. That's crazy. It's out of pocket,
• 28:00
  side side pact. Yeah, So like that Meek Mill video went viral
• 28:04
  and after that, I fucking I made a video every day for a year,
• 28:08
  every day I was homeless and everything I was still I had him.
• 28:11
  I had two million, two million view videos while I was homeless. I
• 28:15
  think. I think that's the thing people don't understand, Like social media doesn't
• 28:19
  correlate to having money, don't have money. I was. I was rich,
• 28:23
  even if my credit was situation it was. It wasn't even a money
• 28:27
  problem. I had money. I was working at Good Dog Bar and I
• 28:30
  had more money than not know what to do it Like I was, I
• 28:33
  was up. It was like that good Dog Bar. They shouted a good
• 28:34
  Dog Bar. They they really in So I was good. It just didn't
• 28:38
  have the credit and people wouldn't take a chance on me and tell some money.
• 28:41
  Eventually did. But yeah, shout that they shout out to I don't
• 28:44
  even know if remember his name. But living out the storage it was crazy
• 28:45
  because like they don't lock from the outside. They only locked the outside like
• 28:51
  in Atlanta, explaining this, well, yeah, like that, like so
• 28:53
  you can't lock the storage unit from because if you're in it because it only
• 28:57
  locks from the outside. People like lived in them jawns like I might.
• 29:02
  I ain't gold. I didn't live actually in the unit, but I did
• 29:04
  take a couple of naps there. But it was niggas that was living sleeping
• 29:08
  there overnight. Like I'm like, yo, think it could just open the
• 29:11
  jaw and it just be whatever, Like that's a little out of pocket.
• 29:15
  I've seen the dude on the internet, like I've seen one where he like
• 29:18
  tricked his whole ship out though like no, no, some people ship was
• 29:22
  like nice in there, like a lot of people. That's like one hundred
• 29:23
  and twenty dollars a month. I mean that's a little get away. I
• 29:26
  was sleeping on my bags and the ship. But I normally, like when
• 29:29
  I used to sleep overnight, I would get I would get a ticket to
• 29:30
  New York on the amtrack and just sleep on the train three hours up,
• 29:33
  three hours back, and then wow, that's smart, exactly smart. I
• 29:38
  would always just do that. I would keep my clothes there. But I
• 29:41
  go to playing to finish wash my ass work out I was getting. I
• 29:44
  was I was in hello shape because I was in the gym all the time
• 29:45
  watching my ass. Was just chilling and getting the massages. I got the
• 29:48
  black car. Fuck it rubbed me down, twenty dollars, rubbed me down,
• 29:52
  rubbed rubbed this homeless back. Yeah, facts facts, and then yeah
• 29:57
  meek Mill posted and I was every day video every day for a whole four
• 30:02
  years straight. And that's and it was just up. I wish you tagged
• 30:04
  me though, like he he posted me from scoop Ball, so Scoopball had
• 30:08
  to tag but he posted me, but let you know, people knew it
• 30:11
  was me. It was funny because I was in the gym and I'm on
• 30:12
  the phone something I want. I was working out and so everybody could call
• 30:15
  my phone. That should gone stupid blowing up. What the fuck? Why
• 30:18
  I keep calling me? And then like I finally picked up and the girl
• 30:22
  was like, yeah, yo, meek Mill just reposted. Just I hung
• 30:25
  up on. I'm like, I mean real, just reposted your dude,
• 30:27
  dude. I'm like, that's calling me in my hands shaking it, shout
• 30:30
  I see the post. I'm like, yo, I got like thirty thousand,
• 30:33
  and I'm like, what them like two months? It's amazing, man,
• 30:37
  shout out to make man, you looked out for post tag me next
• 30:40
  time the kid. Yeah, so every tag tag everybody. Yeah, I
• 30:47
  appreciate it either way, my niggah, but you know, take the extra
• 30:49
  eight seconds to go at this person or just you know, posted directly from
• 30:53
  their side their page and then during I got thirty thousand out of it,
• 30:59
  so I can't complain it. But yeah, you got it worked out.
• 31:03
  It worked out. It could have been thirty five. It could have been
• 31:04
  it could have been been, it could have been more. You know what,
• 31:10
  just take take all your videos off your page, pulls all mine,
• 31:14
  give me, give me all your money if you want to make this sitting
• 31:18
  the hose over, give me Rick Ross's phone number and envious crazy my pickle
• 31:30
  ball paddle polished, you and your seven sons come and clean up. You
• 31:37
  can tell Ross's a little hurt though. Oh yeah, man, man,
• 31:41
  I feel like this is anytime you repeat something like four times, you a
• 31:44
  little hot. Think this is first. This is his first real win since
• 31:47
  fifty you know what I'm saying in a beef type shit, I don't.
• 31:51
  I think that was more like industry ship it was. But like he won
• 31:55
  that, he did so he said he bought that win, just like he
• 31:57
  probably did. But I mean I think it was, yeah, because at
• 32:01
  the end of the day, that was like selling shit. They really wasn't
• 32:04
  like on it like that Envious shit really hit it because he made a whole
• 32:07
  video about the ship, like DJ Envious. That was funny though, but
• 32:12
  I think it definitely bothered you. But you know, I feel like when
• 32:15
  you got the whole world and you got you got a chance to squash on
• 32:17
  something, like you could just like fucking do it. Sometimes it's exactly so
• 32:22
  you cat kind of sucked up with that one. Though she tried. It
• 32:24
  didn't work and it's kind of backfire. But she's gonna be fine. She's
• 32:28
  she just getting up one. Uh. They basically show basically at the show,
• 32:31
  they were like telling them, trying to tell her like, yeah,
• 32:34
  say I love you, like to your fans. You say I love you
• 32:37
  to your fans, like because we the reason you got there. She was
• 32:39
  like, fuck, y'all don't know y'all. Yeah, She's like, y'all
• 32:43
  don't know me. I'm like dog, he's the strangest, right, I
• 32:45
  mean yeah, but nah said she lost like like like two she lost a
• 32:51
  lot of falls in one day. She is she losing it. Think I
• 32:55
  think that. I think I think her that actually made And it's like,
• 33:00
  I mean, honestly, do she gotta say I love you? I mean,
• 33:02
  I mean I would have did it? Sure? Fuck it? Yeah,
• 33:05
  I love you guys, but you don't have to like And honestly,
• 33:07
  they be like the motherfucking supporters d be getting a little out of hand.
• 33:13
  They're mentally ill, like you've seen to tell or Swift. Shit, this
• 33:15
  motherfucker was posted up outside of Imagine if I'm your homie and I get his
• 33:19
  biggest tell or Swift and you're about to have a wedding and you're like,
• 33:22
  you'll come over for some drinks and so fucking seeing people outside because you're coming
• 33:24
  over the outside. That's why she was. She was in Jersey what and
• 33:30
  somebody somebody told she had a wedding, and I guess she with the work
• 33:34
  out that she was going to be at. There wasn't even the wedding yet.
• 33:36
  I think it was like the proposal or some shit like something like that.
• 33:38
  Yeah, And it was about forty thousand people just outside of that house,
• 33:43
  like making noise, screaming, like oh my god, It's like that's
• 33:45
  y'all out of pocket? Who in the house told though, somebody had to
• 33:49
  get the word out. Damn, Like you can't be telling, you can't
• 33:52
  be doing. That was the word. She might be a little weird,
• 33:55
  but she wanted the biggest artist in the world. You cannot do. She
• 33:58
  definitely crazy, Like I ain't never seen people, I mean like Havel,
• 34:00
  Like obviously Beyonce is definitely bigger than her, because like Beyonce got white people
• 34:05
  and black people, and tell Us mostly had white people. Correct, But
• 34:07
  it is just like a lot more white people than it is black people.
• 34:09
  So it might it might it might be. It might be. I think
• 34:15
  I need to retire as a swifty just to get the numbers down. I
• 34:19
  mean the numbers. But like people was outside of the fucking stadium, like
• 34:27
  on the street, just like like they at the concert. Like that's that's
• 34:30
  crazy. I've seen people. They were watching from the parking garage, literally
• 34:35
  own the parking garage. Standing on in the car. Asked me, like
• 34:39
  they had like an angle to see the screen. You can't see ship.
• 34:43
  You could just hit it, like they had an angle to see the screen.
• 34:47
  Oh yeah, okay, they probably this was like else seen. No,
• 34:52
  I've seen you talking about Philly. But everywhere. I think this was
• 34:57
  like Tennessee they did this ship but like Phil, Yeah it was out on
• 35:00
  the street. It was on ninety five standing on their car, just like
• 35:02
  because you could see the link from ninety five. Yeah, it was on
• 35:07
  ninety five parked though, what are you gonna do? Like you just you
• 35:08
  just there for the vibe windows. They do the same thing for the Fourth
• 35:13
  of July when they're shooting off fireworks. But you can see Taylor Swift America
• 35:17
  got here. That's that's ode of Park. I got more self like I
• 35:22
  don't do shit like I got too much self respect to myself to do shit
• 35:25
  like that like I do like I've only been the one concert in my life.
• 35:29
  It was Tony real MIDI shout out Tony Room, it's so random.
• 35:32
  I love Tony rod Middy because she was as funny as she don't find and
• 35:36
  like she cool. So I went to go see her show just because I
• 35:38
  was like, actual, it was weird shit because it was like whole bunch
• 35:39
  of kids there and that was my grown big ass walking in. I had
• 35:44
  a backstage paths, so we went backstage, like took pictures of ship.
• 35:45
  She was like bustling up for a little bit and it was cool, but
• 35:49
  I was in vi Ip. I can't sit with the rec I can't do
• 35:52
  shit like they're like waiting in lines like that's out of pocket. I mean
• 35:54
  at this point you can probably just ask, especially if it's in Philly.
• 35:59
  Yeah, but because I ain't, nobody not be getting in place, I
• 36:01
  just I don't know. I just feel like people should have more self respect
• 36:05
  for themselves. Very true, Like there's always food up the street, like
• 36:07
  you don't have to like if if Angelo's line is down the street, just
• 36:12
  just keep walking. Why make it longer? Like why be number fifty seventh
• 36:15
  in line, like that's out of pocket? That's true for food, you
• 36:19
  could be number three around the corner. You could be first, like literally
• 36:22
  you could just walk down the street and go first. Or you could be
• 36:24
  a dickhead and just cutting lines. That makes you think, what's your favorite
• 36:29
  cheese? Takes pot uh Doloris two Streeks? Yeah, this is a just
• 36:36
  ask, gonna tell you the poppy store like yeah, yeah, but so
• 36:38
  I got it, I got it crazy, So I go Delors two Street
• 36:42
  first, I go Max's second, poppy store, third, Telesandro's fourth,
• 36:46
  Yes, and I'll go Angelos. Yeah, I just don't like how de
• 36:53
  Losando. They cut it too fine. They cut that ship like catting nip
• 36:57
  like it's like they cut fine. But that's Jim's baby having fucking thick ass
• 37:04
  onions. As much as I like Jims, Jim, Jim's might have been
• 37:08
  sick onions too. They fixed that up yet, No, it's the fall
• 37:13
  hell. I was oh yeah, getting different spot though, no fixing.
• 37:17
  I was just I was just yesterday. I see ship. Yeah, I
• 37:24
  signed all that. There is a Joe and bucking. That's it. That's
• 37:30
  a bad job. John's real sport is really good. Yeah, shut up,
• 37:37
  just like a nicker named John making my sandwich. Like, I don't
• 37:38
  know I feel about that. The thing about murals, they still got that
• 37:44
  matis stop. It was funny. It's funny. Was matist table. Honestly,
• 37:52
  I don't know that whole thing. I know, I know it's a
• 37:54
  well he lives, he lived in that area. Then hes some to do
• 38:00
  it, red bull. He's so normal. Oh yeah, it has something.
• 38:02
  He's so regular. Yah know he was I mean he was never there,
• 38:06
  like he never like came there. Not that that when I was there.
• 38:08
  I mean I worked there now, and the story it was funny because
• 38:12
  when they when when they took it, when they even take him off when
• 38:14
  he got traded or whatever, somebody spray painted it. But the crazy butt
• 38:17
  is the gap in between that. It was like the manager was like,
• 38:20
  yea, we should probably take the mirror off because he got traded, and
• 38:22
  they like, why are you going to rush? You do it because like
• 38:23
  somebody, something bad gonna happen, and something bad for sure, And even
• 38:29
  though he even really doing anything, it was just kind of weird. He
• 38:31
  did it was not increasing. He was busy buying camera, learned how to
• 38:37
  dribble. Yeah, he was busy buying camera. I mean he was working
• 38:40
  on this three points on dribbling off his fucking shit working renegade. Renegade defense
• 38:45
  wasn't working in this favor. I like the title was athletic as fuck.
• 38:50
  That's athletes we got. We got all these dumbass athletes that came to the
• 38:54
  regular ship with the game. Yeah all right, that's true. We got
• 38:58
  mad athletes that kid, I'm high, but can't fucking shoot jump high.
• 39:01
  We can't fucking dribble jump high. We can't do a post move. Paul
• 39:07
  red and all I do is get highest. So are being this Philly sports
• 39:13
  fan, what do you think about possibly the Sixers arena being downtown Chinatown?
• 39:21
  Oh I heard about that, so that I mean, I feel like they're
• 39:23
  trying to go for like New York like kind of that kind of vibe,
• 39:25
  like they're trying to build this city up to be like that, and they
• 39:28
  got the World Series coming. But let me know your your Philly thought.
• 39:34
  I just feel like this kind of fucked up becaus like right in the middle
• 39:36
  of China's down and it's stupid and also sucked up. What would also be
• 39:39
  terrible? It would be terrible for a game. Traffic in the middle of
• 39:44
  the city, like where do you park? How does how do how do?
• 39:47
  How does New York do it? They have a subway New York don't.
• 39:52
  People don't really people drive, You don't really drive to the next game,
• 39:54
  and it will drive drive. I just feel like that that area is
• 39:59
  going to be nuts after a game, Like that's already bad enough. But
• 40:04
  I do my pro on it though. Is they saying we might get a
• 40:06
  w NBA team and I like that. I like basketball playing. They don't
• 40:13
  have enough. No, I'm gonna be front row you. We should have
• 40:16
  been having the tall lands over. Let's make it d one center. Put
• 40:22
  him at the vet, he said, the lea course center. That's fucking
• 40:27
  You'll play the filmore. They can play enough. I love you, basketball,
• 40:36
  bro. I treat I treat women basketball games like men treat I mean,
• 40:39
  like pause, I treat women basketball games like girls treat men basketball games.
• 40:43
  They're going there just looking. I'm going there looking. You have favorite
• 40:45
  team? Fuck? No, I don't know the name team the team name?
• 40:49
  Oh, I got a favorite player for w NBA uh Scolett Diggins,
• 40:52
  Candice Parker, A J. Wilson. I love all you. If you
• 40:54
  guys want to talk about one of them, you ain't gonna get shout out
• 40:59
  of that. Yeah, I definitely Oh wait ah wait Haley Haley Vonus uh
• 41:04
  Man name names listen Gayken is gay? Now Kenn's park is gay? Yeah?
• 41:12
  No, he got w B. No, you know she got she's
• 41:17
  gonna turn gay without giving me something first. She's married. Now she may
• 41:24
  come back. No, she could always come back. She still wants some
• 41:28
  of this Willie for sure. She just go If I can picture it happening
• 41:30
  in my age where baby dadd is, picture happening. If I can picture
• 41:34
  having happen her baby dadd is, I definitely got a chance. I look,
• 41:40
  I look better than hims, guaranteed, look ugly. Look they're out
• 41:45
  already, like they don't they don't last long? Yeah, no, no,
• 41:50
  can's I mean Scott Candide, Yeah, Scott, I'm talking about like
• 41:52
  the other one. What's the girl name? Her man Kevin Porter's girl,
• 41:58
  Kevin Kira last wait, what what's more? Mandy Moore? She was nice,
• 42:05
  right, wasn't anymore? She wasn't buy more fine, super hitting for
• 42:13
  Yeah, she gay two nigga super girl girls like a soccer. Yea,
• 42:21
  she got the pink hair, right, super nor wife got the pink hair.
• 42:24
  Wife. That's what I'm talking about. That's worth now. I swear
• 42:31
  if they could make a baby, it would be a very athletic baby.
• 42:35
  But you know, damn you can't spark he gay now? Yo? Yeah,
• 42:38
  you know you know that tested baby. She just hit the switch on
• 42:42
  the putt is fucked up for everybody, That's what yea, he definitely did
• 42:45
  because how you in there? She whole time, she don't even she she
• 42:51
  rather sissor me timber that was married and everything. Bro, she listen,
• 42:57
  listen, listen. She rather sissed me, but you still got a shot
• 43:00
  stuff I've seen out here. Pregnant, No real shit. I didn't around,
• 43:06
  Like, how do you even come at of stuff like the I from
• 43:08
  nice time. I know some stuffs down from the they got pregnant. That's
• 43:12
  out of pocket, man, another man, my nigga niggas on the block,
• 43:15
  like, alright, old, I'm trying to hit them. Jo,
• 43:19
  I'm trying what you're trying to do now, brother? What the alright?
• 43:25
  I seen I've seen the Nike sports bro, I like, what's up?
• 43:29
  Like here right, what's not flaying? Not all the stuff out he looked
• 43:31
  like many fresh no more man, real shit like you ain't told you?
• 43:35
  Yeahs, fatten them jeans, bows a meries. Baby, it's still mom
• 43:49
  man, I wanted to date moan. She just be saying gangster shit the
• 43:53
  whole time. Keep come on, beat the ship up that shit probably two
• 44:04
  thousand and two, tragonizing you he won't hit this nigga, he won't get
• 44:09
  it, get it hunt trashing. It's niggas hiding each other up for a
• 44:15
  football game. She gonna stop herself from talk about lying on that gay ship
• 44:24
  like pause, pause, pause, you gonna really pause after this mega pause.
• 44:34
  Yo, I've seen that type Joe with the fattest ass. How you
• 44:37
  gay with all that donkey like baby dra like brow you got all that fat.
• 44:44
  I'm ready, I'm trying to fuck. Don't funk about that ship bulls
• 44:47
  like Joe, I'm not trash shit fucking turkey. Let me hit cores,
• 44:54
  texting the group tap right now, and then told that Joe I seen it
• 45:01
  with Dress one time. She went, my ass was fat. I'm looking
• 45:04
  at us. She's like, nigga, look like looking at me like I'm
• 45:06
  looking at I'm looking at that fat ass you got. Yeah, that's what
• 45:08
  That's what gets me. They be confused. We see something at Roar one
• 45:12
  night. It was like a cute she looked like a cute version of a
• 45:15
  snoop from the water. But she was sagging in. There was good put
• 45:22
  the butt out. She's shagging. She's shagging home. She cute. She's
• 45:25
  like five three. So it's like you got hitting with it. You got
• 45:29
  hit help with the taps, like, Yo, yeah, I'm trying to
• 45:31
  see what's up. I know you're not really that serious. About that shit
• 45:35
  like you really was the worst. Like I used to start talking like doing
• 45:40
  it. You're really on that ship. I know they don't kiss, Like
• 45:45
  stop kissing me, Bro, that's me trying to watch Bro kissing me.
• 45:52
  Yo, that's funniest show. It'll put them Ethicus down. You got my
• 45:58
  draws on time, brosd take that. Take that those getting dressed like yo,
• 46:07
  those myso Now that's my bo that's getting dressed, like with my jowes
• 46:10
  and all those my jos out of those my jeans too. Drawing. You
• 46:15
  know, I don't know the coucie residue right there, those are jows those
• 46:19
  white spot that's you. Yo. That's some funny as ship. How to
• 46:23
  tell all the studs that listen to the child studs, man, we appreciate
• 46:27
  you. The seventeen that private list putting my teeth had the titties and she
• 46:31
  gave to Bro. I set off scene. She wished that the titties out.
• 46:37
  When the girl was dancing the truck, I was like, yo,
• 46:38
  we get drop out of my table. Na. She definitely did a good
• 46:43
  jobs. I somebody said it no, she was in bringing the house Scott.
• 46:47
  I was like, yeah, that we're talking about this recently. She
• 46:52
  was in Bringing the House Down, and she was I was like that last
• 47:00
  and I was like, I never wanted to be Steve Warn in my life.
• 47:05
  She would have been bona fide hustler. I'm good at that's what you
• 47:13
  said. Bone bone bone. She got that make over, she came out
• 47:16
  of jail, got that little make I'm gonna miss save it by it.
• 47:22
  I ain't gonna hold you. I almost cried when they killed Chloe, like,
• 47:23
  damn, I wanted to killed them, Jones. I wanted to kill
• 47:27
  them Jones. This she actually showed her titties in that movie is very very
• 47:30
  bad. Oh yeah, wait, you actually seen she did have a breast
• 47:34
  reduction. Was old, titty, It was old. I want to see
• 47:37
  bring the house down titty. No, no, that's not bringing the house
• 47:40
  down there. It's more like she had this when she started singing jazz titties.
• 47:46
  It's just like it's just hot flash titty. I don't want to see
• 47:50
  them titties. No, it's bad, it's bad. She doesn't he I
• 47:52
  don't want to see him. It's like scrambled. We still love you,
• 47:55
  queen, we still love good titties. But said, I bust your ass
• 48:00
  if you not like that, But I said, like I would have busted
• 48:07
  like it was attractive to me. You know, if you're watching this,
• 48:12
  if you and if you still if you still think about it was attracted to
• 48:15
  me. I mean, if you're still down text, I'm do it.
• 48:34
  I'll talk about it something. When we speaking of random Dana Queenland, you
• 48:39
  know she used to be the Outcasts manager Outcast. She used to manage a
• 48:44
  big boy that random. That's my and the Dungeon family and the rest of
• 48:51
  them. See Little Green Future. You want to hear some random ass,
• 48:55
  you imagine like the first person that heard a pair of repeat them, it
• 49:00
  probably was stripping. Like like if you just think about that, like you
• 49:05
  just like you like you're like you're just like you walk past the bird like
• 49:09
  good morning, You're like, what the fuck? Man? The first person
• 49:14
  you can talk you probably walk up see a dog like, motherfucker, I
• 49:15
  know you, I know you know what the funk I'm talking about. He's
• 49:21
  like, why don't people talking about what parents can talk at all? Like
• 49:23
  what they should talk about that more mothers be talking like yeah, what's up,
• 49:30
  bro, They're gonna put me in a home. What the fuck you
• 49:32
  probably thought he was cool. He thought he was tripping, like I'm fry.
• 49:36
  It ain't no way this this bird talking to me right now? That
• 49:40
  shit like yeah, it's like, oh that's out of pocket. So real
• 49:47
  quick, I'm getting the topic. We haven't even talking about ship. I
• 49:53
  was real quick. How's everybody's week? We can start with how was your
• 49:58
  week? Man? Because my week was cool? No, nothing special,
• 50:01
  golf for RT yesterday cool, shout out the RT. You know, one
• 50:07
  oh two, nothing, nothing great, nothing to write home about. Some
• 50:12
  sto. You know it's out there hitting him. I learned some golf at
• 50:15
  a kid this weekend. So yeah, I just say how you're hitting them
• 50:19
  all the time? When ye how you hitting them like it could be better?
• 50:22
  Yeah? Only two people can say that phrase, like porn stars and
• 50:24
  golfers. Pretty good, pretty good, pretty Jason Love love for it.
• 50:32
  Strong your primer brouh Man. Wesley Snipe, I mean Wesley Pipes used to
• 50:37
  be drawn. You can't manserbate watching the Westley Pipe Snipe talk. He talking
• 50:40
  too much. You beating off about smile at me while you sucking on it
• 50:45
  like niggas. She cast it possible it's too mole gestures you sucking my bocket.
• 50:52
  I'm turning. She got me laughing and shalking about smile at me while
• 50:58
  you sucking on it. Like golf, he was hitting group in the bag.
• 51:00
  He's like, and take that thick with the dirty ass feet. I'm
• 51:02
  like, bro, yo, yo, you really how the I was supposed
• 51:07
  to fuck it? I'm sorry talk it's on certain people. You just watch
• 51:14
  for the content. Same thing with fucking rec Na. No, that's that's
• 51:17
  not like he used crazy because back in his back in his early days,
• 51:25
  he used the girl Brian Pumpers, the one like back in his early days,
• 51:30
  he used to be just straight, like his stick was just being a
• 51:31
  nigga with flashing jewelry and ship. So he used to like it was a
• 51:36
  scene where he had bitches like he's about to eat the puzzy, but he
• 51:39
  had this grill on. So what he would do is held take his grill
• 51:43
  out and it set the grill right in the ass cheeks and it considered the
• 51:47
  eating from the back. I was like, that's so fucking player that players
• 51:53
  like he was starting like hold like, hold on, hold on, hold
• 51:55
  on, put the grill out and starting and puss and the nigga was really
• 52:00
  good because as soon as maybe she was lying, I don't know. Most
• 52:05
  of the time I was like, have you ever heard of I was sitting
• 52:12
  there like he's good at this because he barely nig nigga almost bought a grill.
• 52:17
  Yeah, I was like, yeah, I was gonna get finished.
• 52:20
  The grills make you mount jewelry to pussy. Paul Wall must be a monster.
• 52:27
  Now people's can crazy and the God Boys. Shorty Mac, Shorty Mac
• 52:37
  is a legend. Bro, Shorty Mac is Yeah. He was like,
• 52:42
  oh, look at that dick, because what's gonna do with that dick?
• 52:49
  Gonna you're gonna put it on right there like that over there. The chicken
• 52:53
  a shopping cry he was He looked like a fucking rotester chicken. Yes,
• 53:00
  yes he does. Yes, that's kind of a weird point or to watch.
• 53:04
  Yes, yes, I can't watch cartoons, like cartoons are they to
• 53:07
  be stranded? And they look at him and they turned in some miarage and
• 53:09
  they turned into a roast chicken. That's Shorty, it's literally roast chicken.
• 53:14
  Yeah, but then they didn't act me on spinning around. I couldn't watch
• 53:17
  this point, it's just like this is weird. I watched the couple,
• 53:20
  but like wat I watched one. I watched one where he was with jas
• 53:24
  mc Kashmere and that's my that's my favorite baby. She was driving a car
• 53:30
  and then like he hit her, like she hit him with the car.
• 53:35
  It was like, oh, no, you really hold away. This nigga
• 53:37
  is really nasty. He watched the fucking intro like because you gotta, you
• 53:43
  gotta everything. We gotta build up to it, Like I can't just get
• 53:45
  it like this niggah he wants to be in the scene, right in the
• 53:52
  scene. I'm not believing it like I need to. I mean surprised you
• 53:55
  ain't the pizza man, because the pizza man always get sucked in, got
• 54:00
  then got every time. Wait, I don't know how I would pay I
• 54:02
  almost appliable pizza. Is there anywhere else I can drink? I should never
• 54:10
  happen. Keep going, I'm sorry, no, but like he hit her
• 54:13
  with the car, and she was like, you're not gonna You're not gonna
• 54:16
  call the cousinol regular, No, he ain't gonna cuck dig though, and
• 54:21
  then he started talking. She said yes. She was like okay, Well,
• 54:23
  you're not gonna call You should have been not gonna call the dick.
• 54:28
  You started digging escalated right there on the scene. No gott into each other's
• 54:35
  cars and drove to the No. No, like he was walking down the
• 54:37
  street. She hit him and with the car. He's like, oh my
• 54:42
  god, and like I wonder if he called top Dog law. He was
• 54:45
  like he's like talking me to the house. It's like, I got a
• 54:50
  fuck now, but you're gonna call the college to cousin fuck and somehow progressed
• 54:57
  to him getting in the ass. That's crazy. I always I'm not gonna
• 55:01
  I feel like you always know how it ends, though it's like a spoiler
• 55:04
  at this Yeah, that's what you came here, Like when you're never watching
• 55:07
  a porno and all that happened and they just don't that while somebody like what
• 55:10
  the fuck, nobody never I'll be rooting for him. No, I'm be
• 55:14
  like, man, I really like bad happen in the video, Like it
• 55:16
  just drove off like all right, and that was just the point where I
• 55:19
  know he's gonna hit, but I'm still rooting for him, like like it's
• 55:22
  a mystery. Get that pussy, Like damn, I hope, I hope
• 55:24
  be beats man, he realisten what I hit about? Point? He went,
• 55:28
  porn got like a music over top of it, like no, just
• 55:32
  music period, just like over the whole porno, like the audio swapped for
• 55:37
  the song, like Jacole, you're like it, like it'd be like like
• 55:39
  any money bag a song you ain't never heard before. What the fuck is
• 55:44
  this? Like? Is this listening to Jaco? Got me up? Girl?
• 55:51
  He said? When that rap? It's awful? She raps, yes,
• 55:58
  it was. I heard she made a song called pussy Party. It's
• 56:04
  very bad. She's very I don't know if you want to look that gorilla,
• 56:07
  that's all right, let's see, let's find gorilla. I know you
• 56:09
  like funny niggas, holl at your boy facts. I'll bust you that.
• 56:13
  I'll bust that little skinny ass man. Actually, I use this clip makes
• 56:16
  it makes me put this. I'll bust a little skinny baby calling me crazy.
• 56:21
  There's a couple of songs that's crazy. What's the name of this song?
• 56:25
  I forgot? I don't know the chiaid pussy party, pussy party?
• 56:29
  All right, Well, if I just type a pussy party, there's a
• 56:30
  lot of songs that come up with x x X, Puss Party, triple
• 56:35
  X, triple X, Let's see what happens Pussy Party music video, Monti
• 56:42
  Seduction. Yes, like, wow, it's just her, just her on
• 56:50
  a boat. You showed us this. Oh I've seen this, Yes,
• 56:55
  yes, yes, yes, she's rapids I second dick and then just that's
• 57:01
  a different that's a different flow, like it's horrible flow, like probably what's
• 57:06
  super viral for that. She hasn't digging around. It's to the point where
• 57:08
  it's like, bro, just just stick to the second dick. You're like,
• 57:12
  right, I mean that's her microphone. That's that's where you're that's where
• 57:15
  you're real talent. That's what you need to put your thoughts on that brown
• 57:17
  flushy mic Why don't you spit into that? We talked about everybody's week what
• 57:27
  happened, but that's how it usually goes. Yeah, exactly nine this weekend,
• 57:32
  I ain't got none yeah, no, no, no, uh.
• 57:36
  We're talking about past tense or in the future. Well, what happened in
• 57:40
  my week? He said, what you got coming this week? Okay?
• 57:43
  What do I do? Oh? We had to add nineties and two thousand,
• 57:47
  R and B day party. That was lit. That was cool.
• 57:51
  Niggas invite me, that's crazy, my fault. It's next time. It's
• 57:55
  okay. Yeah, nineties two day part, that was lit. My boyfriend's
• 58:00
  team. It was a good time in there. Shout out everybody here,
• 58:04
  homely court, everybody like that. The band aid only face, Yeah I
• 58:07
  had a band aid, but I had he was like Nelly, Oh yeah,
• 58:10
  actually it was four four. Definitely used to wear the four extras back
• 58:15
  in the day. Headband on. I looked like, what's his name?
• 58:19
  I look at Nick Cannon when he was in You Got Blood on cost the
• 58:21
  thing. It was a good thing. It's hilarious. It was a good
• 58:23
  time. And then last night I was at I was at Mirrage. I
• 58:27
  actually made him know what that movie was about. It wasn't about love,
• 58:30
  not costing a thing. Yeah, I know they were on the beach at
• 58:32
  one point. That was it. Yeah, atl wasn't about anything though,
• 58:36
  and I was standing on that. But yeah. And then last night I
• 58:38
  was at Marrage. I met a feast you know, to do that,
• 58:39
  you know the song put a hole on top hold of my top. I
• 58:44
  met that nigga really yeah, and nigga so I met him. That was
• 58:50
  cool. Say you send me some music. I mean that was my weekend
• 58:54
  for the Morche. How was your week? My week has been great man.
• 58:58
  I went to I did shot my first episode from my podcast Today Fiction
• 59:02
  Podcast. I went to the Eagles game. It was dope, the preseason
• 59:09
  game. That ship was rolling. Took some pictures and ship Mariota is not
• 59:14
  looking great, but hopefully he can pick it up. Just the backup out
• 59:20
  there. No, honestly, I would take it. I would take Carson
• 59:22
  Wentz back at the or like Nick Foles back at this point. But whatever
• 59:24
  you said, you want to retire from EGO, Yeah, so maybe Nick
• 59:28
  Foles, nick Foles, nick Foles, really Nick, I'll do that.
• 59:32
  Hell yeah. I worked at the garage. Nothing really crazy. It's pretty
• 59:37
  much it. And I was just like hanging out. I've been like on
• 59:38
  like pod. Oh, I was on another podcast too, Like I was
• 59:40
  just like I'm getting aftercast podcast. I'm like fucking I was on like three
• 59:45
  on one day, like last week, do it Bron getting after it nice.
• 59:51
  Yeah, I didn't really do anything. I was showing the weekend watching
• 59:53
  two by movies and two Movies is crazy. Two was so great it's hilarious.
• 1:00:00
  Watched the sequel this week out last week, Yeah, I watched one.
• 1:00:04
  It was called he Played Me And what was that? Then I watched
• 1:00:07
  he played Me too? He played me one more time. The next time
• 1:00:10
  he played me once again. That's hilarious, played me again. All these
• 1:00:15
  movies are the same as like usually it follows a chick that's in one situation
• 1:00:21
  and she falls for the wrong guy. Yeah, they always fall for the
• 1:00:28
  wrong guy. I mean it happens in real life. They always yea,
• 1:00:29
  yeah, I think and two times you can kind of like three or four
• 1:00:31
  things. Uh, definitely somebody following for the wrong guy, some type of
• 1:00:37
  physical abuse, at least two sex scenes. At least one's real hard,
• 1:00:45
  one's real like borderline borderline life. Get the lotion, like it's like whoo
• 1:00:51
  whoo, like that Monster Ball scene, getting real, getting at it for
• 1:00:57
  that love. What is fucking money train scene with I'm seeing a lot of
• 1:01:04
  Jennifer Lopez. I used to love that scene. Was that he said money,
• 1:01:07
  money, money train. Wesley Snipes and j Low that's not a million
• 1:01:09
  you know that he was in the movie. I forgot about the scene.
• 1:01:14
  No, Yeah, the scene was out of pocket. I was like,
• 1:01:15
  yo, I watched that the first time with my mom toil. I was
• 1:01:17
  like, I'm running that back machine around. I'm going, what's the tom
• 1:01:22
  stamp on that ship? Thank you? I don't remember that one. I
• 1:01:27
  mean not wood what else? Any what else? And I always get Woody
• 1:01:32
  hair Elson and the other dicade Woody Allen completely, that's horrible. I just
• 1:01:38
  the name. I think it's his name, still Woody. I remember this
• 1:01:40
  was still Woody. Yeah, that movie was It was a good Joane.
• 1:01:45
  It was Snipes and Jennifer Lopez and yeah what Halson It was a dope jone
• 1:01:50
  for and he fucker in that movie. And I watched that scene millions of
• 1:01:52
  times, millions, millions of times, so many, so many. Oh
• 1:02:00
  yeah, and the belly scene too, DMX. He was sucking the shit
• 1:02:07
  she said ding he was. He was like he was digging for golden no
• 1:02:12
  bro rap. He was in there his toes deep on the like trying to
• 1:02:16
  get every time. Bro. It was like I was living with like seven
• 1:02:21
  dude like Pauls like but like like a young bo was all young bulls thegether
• 1:02:23
  living in the crib and Shita turned in the West came on. All you
• 1:02:29
  hear is the ding niggas went right in the room. They watch they watch
• 1:02:30
  a belly. I ain't not lying, ain't looking away. They don't look
• 1:02:35
  at it. No, I'm looking right at it. He was digging at
• 1:02:37
  her ship. Bro. He was crazy, y'all watching the scene. Yes,
• 1:02:42
  I I'm gonna get a boner up and Paul turn off. It's a
• 1:02:54
  path off effect. No, that was one of my favorite das ever.
• 1:03:00
  Watching that, it's like whatever, like maybe ten to eleven year old,
• 1:03:01
  like, oh yeah, that's that's crazy. Pause. And this is also
• 1:03:07
  my favorite Wesley Snipers because everybody say he was black, Like when I was
• 1:03:09
  growing up, you black and shit like Wesley Snips. So it was like
• 1:03:12
  it was like I was it, Like this is me. It was like
• 1:03:15
  people calling me right. He was like black girls, a little mermaid.
• 1:03:23
  You saw yourself in the cab. It's like if if he could find with
• 1:03:29
  everybody saying I'm black and shit like Wesley for show what I can do?
• 1:03:32
  Yeah? Right, how was to watch that? Nah, I'm on a
• 1:03:37
  whole different one. No, what you watch? Are you going to go
• 1:03:40
  on watching? Holly Berry showed them titties and Swordfish because this didn't she got
• 1:03:45
  like she got a middle of titty on for that scene. Is you turn
• 1:03:52
  she two people in this movie Jennifer Obst? Yeah, damn. Could you
• 1:03:59
  like say it was Jennifer bunch of your girl and then she had to do
• 1:04:00
  that for work? Like would you be like, I mean, she's not
• 1:04:02
  just having sex. Somebody just asking you gotta watch that. You gotta like
• 1:04:05
  that's seen on a big time movie. You just watching your girl fake sex
• 1:04:09
  and some dude she can pay. Somebody asked me he is getting paid.
• 1:04:12
  I wouldn't cary, be honest, what y'all did a porn star if she
• 1:04:14
  made a million dollars? Even, No, I ain't dating, no pay
• 1:04:15
  star, pors, no pocket two million dollars? What does she come home
• 1:04:18
  like? Yo, I had a great day to day. Like wait a
• 1:04:21
  minute, first off, so just watch a mouth three million dollars. No,
• 1:04:26
  I'm not four million dollars. No, I don't care what you money.
• 1:04:29
  No money don't mean that much. Million dollars a year, No,
• 1:04:31
  I don't mean that much. You don't have to work, No, I'd
• 1:04:34
  rather go to work. Mike. Mike doesn't like the fact that somebody yanked
• 1:04:38
  it to his wife. Not yet. No, it's not it's not that.
• 1:04:41
  It's not the yankee's my wife. What is she just a solo solo
• 1:04:44
  artist? Oh? Not go crazy. Oh, it's just it's the other
• 1:04:48
  dicks and the many other dicks. I think I have an issue with that.
• 1:04:51
  Yeah, I do have an issue with that. I don't like that.
• 1:04:55
  I don't like other dicks. And where I wanna putt my dick.
• 1:04:57
  I not forever. I like like the girl I don't want to be with,
• 1:05:00
  like I like when I have my girlfriend. I think my nigg is
• 1:05:02
  the only one. She gonna get balled up. I'm crazy like that.
• 1:05:08
  It's out of pocket. You wouldn't care the girl going to work? Is
• 1:05:12
  she about to go go crazy? Up? I just had a triple gang
• 1:05:15
  bang, a real rough day to day, and you're supposed to run after
• 1:05:19
  that. Fuck you and she give you a kid? She get. I
• 1:05:21
  gotta kiss thill. I was crazy, bean. I just had a rut
• 1:05:28
  a ten man with cocky Boss. Really bram me today? No Boss really
• 1:05:31
  ran me today. No I can do it ten million, it gonna be
• 1:05:39
  three thousand million. It doesn't I'm not doing that well in that case everything
• 1:05:45
  we got to read. Think three thousand, three trillion dollars a year,
• 1:05:50
  she making exact number one, she's making three and you ain't making ship you
• 1:05:57
  sh sh oh, you nothing, but that's your wife. Get me,
• 1:06:00
  y'all together, get your money is her money, but like gott to join
• 1:06:03
  the ac count kind of ship. Yeah, I'm a divorcer and one ye
• 1:06:09
  Yeah, I'm definitely going divorcer. I'm getting one point five from my pain
• 1:06:12
  and severing. I'm literally gonna be the worst husband ever. Like I'm going
• 1:06:15
  I'm never I'm never letting her touch me. I'm gonna be sitting, I'm
• 1:06:17
  laying on account. Definitely can't touch me. Don't touch me until she divorced.
• 1:06:21
  Men take yeah or like no, like Kamala Harrison, her husband her
• 1:06:29
  you know what, it's gonna be fucked upo because you ain't getting no puss
• 1:06:30
  and you gonna open up that. But it's gonna be her on the that's
• 1:06:35
  different. Open up the ship. And it's like the ads, the ads
• 1:06:39
  where it's like the side is free now, I'm likes is free for one
• 1:06:45
  month's getting fuck you want to play? This is free adult game that will
• 1:06:47
  make you come in thirty seconds, Like I actually secretly down and I really
• 1:06:53
  want to play that game. I just got everybody except take up the challenge.
• 1:06:59
  Damn me. I'm like something who hasn't played those games. I didn't
• 1:07:02
  click the ads I looked for the games. I've never actually actually clear.
• 1:07:06
  I just literally the grannies. You have to fuck in your town. You
• 1:07:12
  gotta send dick to a granny. You have to fuck them. If you
• 1:07:15
  don't suck them, you're getting kicked off the app. Twenty five year old
• 1:07:16
  singles Singles in Riverside, I'm like, rivers why are they embarkeded? Why
• 1:07:26
  mom's waiting to fucking your area? Really? In Kensington? Really dots and
• 1:07:33
  Concho Hockey, I'll pass. I'm waiting at five seconds and skip that at
• 1:07:41
  I'm gonna go ahead and pass the night. Con wait gonna say, Mike,
• 1:07:45
  something happened this week with you and door Dash? Yeah? So all
• 1:07:51
  right, all right? So I'm at work, right, I'm like,
• 1:07:57
  all right, it's lunchtime. I don't really know what I'm gonna do.
• 1:07:59
  I'm just gonna door dash some Chinese food places, like ten minutes out of
• 1:08:02
  the way, nothing far, nothing crazy, right, So I select the
• 1:08:10
  door dash often handed to me, which means you get out of that call.
• 1:08:15
  You hand it to me as a delivery person should, as is customary
• 1:08:19
  for delivery people. So your job, you know you signed up for this.
• 1:08:26
  I put in the app whatever I'm waiting for my food. It says
• 1:08:30
  it's gonna be here between one fifteen and one twenty. All right, boom.
• 1:08:34
  So I'm like, all right, cool, it's gonna be here by
• 1:08:35
  the time I go to lunch at one thirty. Shouldn't be a problem.
• 1:08:40
  Everything's gonna be great. One thirty comes and rolls around. My food's not
• 1:08:45
  here. So I go side my building at work. I'm waiting. Wait
• 1:08:50
  for another ten minutes, nothing happens. I'm like, all right, I'm
• 1:08:54
  getting a little discouraged because you know how you can check on the app on
• 1:08:57
  the door that you can see on a little map where he's He's like going
• 1:09:00
  in circles. I'm like, all right, this nigga is confused. So
• 1:09:05
  I call him, Yeah, he doesn't pick up. Ship I'm like,
• 1:09:10
  all right, we're having a problem here. I win another five minutes.
• 1:09:14
  I call him again, Yeah, doesn't pick up. So then I'm just
• 1:09:17
  looking at my phone I'm like, all right, man, what's what's going
• 1:09:20
  on here? And then all of a sudden, I just getting a notification
• 1:09:25
  boop, your orders complete, Your order has been delivered. He was hungry,
• 1:09:28
  and I was like, oh brother, I'm like, that's not.
• 1:09:31
  That's not that's not that's can you can you hear my phone? Ken,
• 1:09:38
  maybe I can pull up this this picture of this fucking this animal what he
• 1:09:41
  did. Now you can also explain what he can't see you. That's hilarious.
• 1:09:50
  Now now you know how you can see when you see the order,
• 1:09:57
  like you looking up and see they can show you the picture right now.
• 1:10:00
  Look with this motherfucker put my food's that's out of pocket. That ship is
• 1:10:12
  busting a trap right down on the corner store. Who the fuck is this
• 1:10:17
  nigga store front? And put it on the wall. If y'all got to
• 1:10:24
  put that picture right here, that might be the hard work. Honestly,
• 1:10:29
  that's the motherfucker on the corner. So what he did for those who can't
• 1:10:33
  see my phone obviously everybody, he put my bag of food on the on
• 1:10:41
  the sidewalk, pretty much on the actual bear concrete sidewalk with like years of
• 1:10:47
  stratified piss and spit and whatever the fuck else is in that town. That's
• 1:10:56
  what does that looked like? That looked cleaning you sque door and that's submented
• 1:11:01
  gummos, that's a crazy joint. That's not even a door friend, that's
• 1:11:04
  just like, that's just like he might put it in the middle and just
• 1:11:09
  said I'm done. I did a good job today. Took that. I
• 1:11:14
  was very angry, instantly got my money back, gave that nigga zero stars.
• 1:11:18
  Yeah for sure, And I was like, and I posted on social
• 1:11:21
  media and I was like, well, this is why I don't tip delivery
• 1:11:25
  drivers now. And then I got a lot of heat for that. Somebody,
• 1:11:34
  My question is how do you spell like that? People type that?
• 1:11:39
  Wait, somebody was like, g X, my question is when your delivery
• 1:11:44
  drivers are good, do you tip them? And also do you leave reviews?
• 1:11:47
  What's the good? What we talked about delivery drivers? You know what
• 1:11:49
  you make happen? What? So wait, you left the review because it
• 1:11:54
  was bad? You don't believe they do what you ask? No, I'm
• 1:11:58
  not giving a review for doing what you're supposed to do. Yeah, review
• 1:12:01
  is a little crazy review. What is what can I review for a delivery
• 1:12:06
  driver fast and easy. Thank you. No, I don't review shit Amazon
• 1:12:12
  has it really Yeah, follows instructions property. Now I can do the whole
• 1:12:17
  like give them five stars. Yeah, but like I'm not typing those ship
• 1:12:20
  out. I'm not about five stars drop a track for you, and I'm
• 1:12:26
  not about to give you. No, I'm not gonna give you a sixteen,
• 1:12:30
  bro, you get very fourth right in coming. And he spoke.
• 1:12:33
  He spoke with a nice demeanor to me, and he struck my hand and
• 1:12:36
  he gave me my It smelled really nice. Five stars recommend They're not gonna
• 1:12:43
  read that ship at the company anyway, nobody cares. But when you leave
• 1:12:45
  my ship on the ground, oh, I got some ship to say.
• 1:12:49
  Now, yeah, pretty much. He don't have her problem. Until you
• 1:12:54
  have a problem, don't start none, won't be none. And when you
• 1:12:59
  can put my ship, he didn't started something that's out of pocket. No,
• 1:13:02
  I guarantee you. He put it there and took that picture and picked
• 1:13:04
  that ship back up and went him and ate that shit like I've happened to
• 1:13:08
  me before, mac Bro. Like, what do you think people just take
• 1:13:11
  They'll take a picture. I've seen a girl take the picture I'm watching her
• 1:13:14
  on my camera take the picture and pick the food back up and walking back.
• 1:13:15
  Yeah, damn, like bitch, Oh somebody must have stolen somebody stole
• 1:13:20
  it, was bitch if somebody stole it. Yeah, you you stole my
• 1:13:26
  food. If he was hungry, that's all you had to say. You
• 1:13:28
  could have came inside. We would have ate out of bust. You ass
• 1:13:30
  it had been cool. We everybody wins. I'm nice little quid pro qro.
• 1:13:34
  Yeah, everybody wins like a real delivery person and have sex like on
• 1:13:40
  the porner. What else was you making the videos for? Yeah? What
• 1:13:45
  the like? It was not real life. He was just mad at me
• 1:13:49
  at that point, like how could you not do that? Like because it's
• 1:13:53
  shit like this? And like when you said do I tip? Yes,
• 1:13:58
  I do the regular tip, but whatever is in the thing, like especially
• 1:14:01
  with door Dash, like back in the days of though, yes, I
• 1:14:05
  always do the minimum one. They don't get the that's it they get.
• 1:14:10
  They get the first little notch they get that suck like that. They're also
• 1:14:15
  getting paid, so they're also getting paid on top of that. And if
• 1:14:16
  not, nigga, don't be a door dash, get another job. I
• 1:14:19
  don't give a fu fuck you. Okay, I mean it's you still tipping.
• 1:14:23
  It's not like you're not doing that. So yeah, like but like
• 1:14:27
  you're not even fifteen twenty No, Noah's twenty percent twenty. Always a server
• 1:14:33
  was working a service. I'm a server, so I always do. That's
• 1:14:38
  different, I always do. You are a server. Y you served niggas.
• 1:14:41
  All the niggas do is drive. No, you're right, no,
• 1:14:45
  I mean like you still leaving the tip though they got me. It was
• 1:14:48
  never it was it was never supposed to be twenty. But like when we
• 1:14:50
  started off the back in the day, nigga, the driver will get five
• 1:14:55
  dollars. I was always it, you get a percentage of how three dollars?
• 1:15:00
  I don't even that was never. I don't give a I'm picking up
• 1:15:04
  to go same shit. You get three dollars, take them three dollars and
• 1:15:10
  go fucking that's what you get. Now, you driver really getting paid,
• 1:15:14
  like that's what That's why he never got tipped that much, because he was
• 1:15:16
  getting in the hour. The servers don't get tipped more because they don't.
• 1:15:19
  They don't do no god damn thing. No, you don't. I remember
• 1:15:24
  driving relatively Yeah, it was just one spot of Camden that you should always
• 1:15:28
  get food from. And no I ain't. I ain't gonna tell the name
• 1:15:32
  of the place, but so I will only tip them like the minimum so
• 1:15:36
  I would get some cheap they delivered and like the tip like a dollar something,
• 1:15:41
  So I'm like, you get I don't care. So one day,
• 1:15:44
  like they called me and it was like, because like I was working in
• 1:15:47
  Camden eight years, I wanted to like know one like the manager and like
• 1:15:50
  the person that owned to play sex. So he called Ao Kanan. So
• 1:15:55
  nobody want to deliver your food because you don't tip them enough to deliver it.
• 1:16:00
  So instead of just leaving a dollar, just don't put a tip there
• 1:16:02
  and make it seems like you're gonna give him a tip and get there.
• 1:16:05
  And I'm like, so you wanna lie? Excuse me? So they could
• 1:16:10
  either take this dollar or don't get shipped, like excuse me, right,
• 1:16:13
  because you've got to do your job. But that's the option that they provided,
• 1:16:16
  Like that's that's just what was on there, right, but your job,
• 1:16:21
  Yes, you gave him what was on there, Like okay, this
• 1:16:25
  is one of my options. So like it's because I'm not getting a big
• 1:16:28
  order and the tips not big. So I'm like, I don't think that,
• 1:16:31
  and mind you, mind you three blocks down the street, one light,
• 1:16:35
  two light, three light, you're at a job. Thank you,
• 1:16:39
  ken, thank you. The same thing at my old job, when I
• 1:16:42
  worked at a bank's Chinese place less than half a mile down the way.
• 1:16:46
  Now, we always tip these motherfucker's good. I mean always, yeah,
• 1:16:51
  because I wasn't the only one that orders to play like this whole office order
• 1:16:55
  from this place. And this motherfucker had the nerve to be like when we
• 1:16:59
  called him, be like, oh yeah, he doesn't want to deliver.
• 1:17:00
  We don't tip enough. And this job though, I remember when he came
• 1:17:04
  in one day, he was like, why no tip? When you do
• 1:17:08
  that? Really, I really go, you don't get a mother and I
• 1:17:14
  might fucking spit on you. Okay. How much were you tipping? Though?
• 1:17:16
  When you guys were tipping, it don't matter anything. Treat noah,
• 1:17:23
  we probably if they came in, like they probably get like five six dollars,
• 1:17:28
  okay, And I mean like, when you're getting twenty five percent of
• 1:17:30
  that god damn order, you should be happy, especially when you drove fucking
• 1:17:38
  eight seconds. He also get an hourly. They didn't get cold yet exactly
• 1:17:45
  like if he gets because like I'm saying, like you just said, the
• 1:17:46
  services us a service paid two three. You know how sure he's driving if
• 1:17:50
  he's got in the car right and he farted and by the time he got
• 1:17:56
  to my job, he could still smell it. You can too, Yes,
• 1:18:00
  your food probably gonna like absolutely, that's the I'm just talking. I'm
• 1:18:04
  getting straining it. No, I feel school. Come on baby, kind
• 1:18:13
  of come on baby, not just give you a poor data. Smoke smoke
• 1:18:17
  grass, baby, I'm disgusted. Smoke grass, I'm disgusted. Damn bright
• 1:18:24
  filthy like like nigga, you got something that black ass, Chinese ass nerves,
• 1:18:31
  black Chinese ass ner blazing coming in here, blazing, just be bad.
• 1:18:39
  No no, no, no, no, no, no no no
• 1:18:43
  no. I hate it starts Asian hate. Stop stop it started stop it
• 1:18:47
  he started stop it? No no no, stop up up, bless up.
• 1:18:57
  It's just specific Asians. I don't find the tractor. China be funded
• 1:19:03
  out with the China running back. Did you see he ran back the bombs
• 1:19:10
  in Dirty Times? No, and remember did you see the movie went off
• 1:19:15
  in Korean? They were loving that movie in Korea fairly broke, like boxing
• 1:19:18
  records showed up, like the main options I put on the Farmer's sucking Damn.
• 1:19:28
  I like a little Asian persuasion. I like I'm made varieties of spice
• 1:19:31
  of life. I like all types of I be in Chinatown, so you
• 1:19:33
  know what I'm saying. Like me out there, listen, man, but
• 1:19:35
  the spices love me. They call me woman because I fucking African. Can
• 1:19:44
  anyone can g anybody? Pypians, ass guardian, don't talk about a Puerto
• 1:19:53
  Rican, Puerto Rican, Dominican Dominican, Cuban, Cuban, Cuban speaking of
• 1:20:01
  Cubans. Wonder woman you talking about? Hold on? Speaking of Cubans.
• 1:20:08
  Yeah, Leon, you go like go by Leak. So there was a
• 1:20:14
  nigga on Twitter. He was on he was on vacation in Cuba at a
• 1:20:17
  resort. This nigga somehow linked up with this joint right. She lived two
• 1:20:21
  hours off the resort. He went there busting her cheeks and then got a
• 1:20:27
  ride back to his resort from her, from her cousin from and it was
• 1:20:30
  two hours. I saw somebody say, pussy will lead you to places that
• 1:20:36
  you wouldn't dare Go without a gun. Seriously, that's out of pocket.
• 1:20:41
  Brow hours two hours, two two hours, and Cuba with a whole nother
• 1:20:45
  fucking countries for now castles to the Cuban bando for some cheeks. He said,
• 1:20:54
  sh shout out. I mean he's he's scared the back, nigga.
• 1:21:01
  We went to a Cuban ghetto and that was probably the best pussy ever had.
• 1:21:06
  That shit violent the neighborhood better than pussy around. Honestly, are you
• 1:21:12
  gonna put your name on that? That's that's certified. Yeah, that's certified.
• 1:21:15
  Man, more violent the neighborhood, the better pussy around. Where's one
• 1:21:18
  place you went? He was like, I'm willing. I was seeing some
• 1:21:23
  shorty out on. I wouldn't say like seventh Aerie. I ain't gonna say
• 1:21:27
  her name. Let's call her, let's let's call her blue, Josh,
• 1:21:30
  Come on now, I'm calling her blue because it's a real playing her name.
• 1:21:33
  So that's larious. So I get the crib. I'm driving, I'm
• 1:21:41
  driving, fucking I'm driving the buick. Right. I got this old school
• 1:21:45
  buick with fucking like twenty four is on it. Look it looked crazy.
• 1:21:48
  I'm talking it looked like a crazy car from like around that area. Looked
• 1:21:51
  cool. So I'll pull up. I go on her crib and the crib
• 1:21:55
  ain't got no lights on. It's like darkest shit for her for like what
• 1:21:58
  the going on. She was just sending the move no. But we was
• 1:22:00
  downstairs and I walk in. It was like four five niggas downstairs like sitting
• 1:22:05
  at the like the table and ship, and they just had their guns out
• 1:22:09
  and it was just like beams all over the wall, like they just sucking
• 1:22:12
  around with the beams, play the point and you know, niggas do like
• 1:22:17
  that when they because the girl was cute, so they probably like I'm assuming
• 1:22:20
  that she was related to one of them. And then they had their homies
• 1:22:24
  over and you know they're probably trying to show off for the bitch and try
• 1:22:27
  to see if I was gonna be scared. So like I was just like
• 1:22:30
  I was open, like oh shit, Like I wasn't like scared. I
• 1:22:31
  was just like, oh shit, the like it's mad guns and it's mad
• 1:22:35
  like what like okay, all right, I see what's the vibe is?
• 1:22:38
  Like you know from license, I've seen shit, But like it was just
• 1:22:41
  like all right, cool like, so we're talking and shit and I'm low
• 1:22:44
  key like trying to see like damn, I hope I know one of these
• 1:22:45
  niggas like because like I don't want them to say no out of pocket shit
• 1:22:47
  to me. Right, so it's me. I'm looking back and I see
• 1:22:57
  it. They got know we used to play really was like claw sleep it's
• 1:23:02
  me, bro, please know that ship was hilarious. Bro, I ain't
• 1:23:05
  told you because man, we used hooping bibbles, right, you remember me?
• 1:23:11
  We went? They can't for like two days ago, like nig I
• 1:23:13
  remember you, Nigga, I remember you. But that time, he hope
• 1:23:16
  for me. You had all those pizza boxes, remember, real shit.
• 1:23:24
  I was like, you know what, you should excuse me? And I
• 1:23:27
  said, excuse me, real shit, nigga. I walked right up to
• 1:23:30
  him like, oh shit, what's up, Joe? Joe, like,
• 1:23:32
  you know, bro, I ain't seeing the minute ship and he was like
• 1:23:35
  yeah, like it's cool. He definitely gave me like I'm just out here
• 1:23:39
  playing with beans yat me. He definitely gave me like I'm not the same
• 1:23:43
  nigga that you knew because I'm like a long time ago saying he was playing
• 1:23:45
  the same little league team. So I'm like, oh, he just got
• 1:23:47
  it. He gave me the like funk out of April, Like I'm I'm
• 1:23:50
  like that now that's on the table. That's like want to see Michael Jordan
• 1:23:54
  hardball. He was like yeah, right, right, right, it's not
• 1:23:57
  what it used to be. Yeah, that was That was a crazy job
• 1:23:59
  and fucking I ain't even fuck her there. I sucked there in the car
• 1:24:02
  like around, yeah, good job, right, nobody with beams in the
• 1:24:08
  car just until we drove it from my old high school and I sucked it
• 1:24:12
  right from took it to a nice beam listening list environment and hit hit him
• 1:24:17
  with that switchy definitely hit in the in the in the building. That was
• 1:24:30
  crazy. But I'm like, what all ever went somewhere? Like maybe you're
• 1:24:33
  not dangerous with someone. It's like I shouldn't be, like why am I
• 1:24:36
  here? Like you know why you're here, But it's like why what?
• 1:24:41
  How did it get to this point? Uh? Yeah, I definitely been
• 1:24:45
  to places like that. I've been out, Like when I was a young
• 1:24:46
  bohe I was going to a dollar party and this is at the time when
• 1:24:49
  Abbas for Projects was like the worst ever, Like it was like, Nigga,
• 1:24:53
  you an abbast not from abas for you can get asked what. But
• 1:24:56
  we had no idea about it, like my uncle had told me about it.
• 1:24:59
  So we go out there and we go to this party and behold,
• 1:25:02
  we're getting all the bitches, like you know, I'm fine as we're getting
• 1:25:06
  all the bitches in the party and it was like the niggas that was that
• 1:25:12
  lived. There was like, nah, we don't like this ship like this
• 1:25:14
  shit ain't he gave us like that? Yeah that every outside, I was
• 1:25:20
  looking out the window the fuck out here like right and weasim right darkcast sticking
• 1:25:31
  getting this botassium right yeah yo. So we go outside. I'm like,
• 1:25:36
  you just got the the animosity. Damn, it's about to go down like
• 1:25:39
  somebody somebody gonna throw a punch. It's going to go down. It's just
• 1:25:42
  like how happened. It's we know it's going to go down. Long behold
• 1:25:45
  again, lucky enough, I knew a nigga turned around and I was like,
• 1:25:48
  yo, I'm gonna say I could say his yo, Derek, and
• 1:25:50
  nigga was like, what's up, milk, like yo, yeah, like
• 1:25:59
  na, we there was like yo, yeah, I gotta get out of
• 1:26:01
  here, like you cool right now? So you got dip. They was
• 1:26:05
  only I was like, yo, good looking. We out got on the
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  r right back up nice, Oh my god, to get busy. He
• 1:26:14
  was about to get busy on us, like they was outside seeing the party
• 1:26:17
  getting real empty, like everybody going like everybody just stared at the right sh
• 1:26:23
  shit. The next thing, its just it's just us and their girls in
• 1:26:29
  there. I'm like, oh, outside, these thiggas outside, wait for
• 1:26:32
  we already seen the play like it was three of us and it was like
• 1:26:34
  fourteen of the niggas. Bad John shout the Derek definite definitely saved me that
• 1:26:42
  day. Please no, please, what who Robert? That's that's his favorite
• 1:26:46
  album? So who Robert? Robert fucked up a lot of shit. I
• 1:26:48
  can't sing when the woman is fed up no more. That's out of pocket.
• 1:26:50
  He sucked a lot of shit out. He really like, he's really
• 1:26:54
  selfish. He didn't even think about people that wanted to sing his music at
• 1:26:57
  all when he was doing That's out of pocket. He didn't think about a
• 1:26:59
  lot of things. No, but like that's he knew I wanted to sing
• 1:27:01
  that song for rest of my life. The other day, I was with
• 1:27:02
  people and he was listening to the trapping in the closet. That's a bangirl,
• 1:27:06
  and I found myself singing it. Seven o'clock in the raising the sun,
• 1:27:11
  It's me and it'll be long too. I was like, damn,
• 1:27:23
  Ken, I know you've been waiting for this, can't wait. That's a
• 1:27:29
  club. You would have been right here with you would, But I will
• 1:27:32
  say that lost the track of time, saying that was on my mind.
• 1:27:36
  Club went to a home and me that low r Kelly was that niked bro
• 1:27:45
  Like it's just out of pocket. It's just out of pocket that he got
• 1:27:48
  songs like seems like you're ready and you knew what she was doing at the
• 1:27:53
  time. It was out of pocket, like your mind telling you know,
• 1:27:55
  but your body telling you yes, you really just in your mind saying she
• 1:27:58
  too young and you really would that you had to and you wrote about it
• 1:28:00
  and he sung about it, and you executive produce a song that's like he
• 1:28:04
  was. He he was a number. That's a drill song, that's a
• 1:28:08
  drill R and B song. He really indicted Bobby did that ship nigga,
• 1:28:12
  Like that's how drills drill rappers they just flop whatever. I think he did
• 1:28:18
  the same thing. If k Fox stops watching this, don't free him or
• 1:28:23
  whatever how that works, however it works, don't shoot me not I'm not,
• 1:28:28
  but I'm making laugh though I'm not. Like jokes, I got more,
• 1:28:33
  I got more coming, more jokes coming, whatever, whatever, laft
• 1:28:41
  the grip ball off the gun, Michael Check, put it down. I
• 1:28:50
  got a joke, a joke, got down. I got a joke.
• 1:28:58
  Listen. If I can make you laugh, don't shooting put it then put
• 1:29:01
  it. Then let's let's take it an You're not gonna thankfully, I happened
• 1:29:04
  to get that, but actually not. You made me laugh. Put a
• 1:29:10
  bullet in yours the hardest joke I think. I think I got a joke
• 1:29:14
  that I would do it though every time is this is this? If you
• 1:29:17
  wanted you want to hear it. It's not crazy, not too crazy.
• 1:29:20
  But the joke, yeah you mean it's not too crazy. Gonna have to
• 1:29:24
  block out right, no block out we think we just talked about Are y'are
• 1:29:29
  blocking it? Hole? Are we recording it all? You're good? Oh?
• 1:29:31
  You mean like no, no, no, that's not an actual story.
• 1:29:34
  What I'm saying, like I'm saying, all right, So like basically
• 1:29:36
  here, if he had a gun to mind, I'm like, yeah,
• 1:29:39
  all right, something all right, sir, i'mnna tell you a joke.
• 1:29:44
  It's like, all right, So my friend Mark, right, he's hiring
• 1:29:46
  an executive accounting person for his law firm. So the first girl comes in,
• 1:29:54
  she goes, He goes, yo, if I gave you, if
• 1:29:56
  I overpaid you a thousand dollars, would you give me that money back?
• 1:29:59
  And she goes, gonna be honest with you, I wouldn't give it back
• 1:30:00
  to you. He's like, I appreciate your honesty. Cool. Next person
• 1:30:03
  coming, she's like, yeah, I probably give you back half and keep
• 1:30:08
  half. Got the gunpoint, I'm nervous and he was like he was like.
• 1:30:14
  She was like he laughed it you go no, but all right.
• 1:30:20
  So so the five she's like, all right, cool. He's like,
• 1:30:24
  all right, that's honest. That's cool. And then last girl was like,
• 1:30:26
  I would give it all back to you because like, I just feel
• 1:30:29
  like that's the honest thing. The thing He's like, it was really that
• 1:30:30
  was really, I appreciate I use it. Which one did he hire?
• 1:30:33
  The first one, the one with the biggest TETs. Love it, love
• 1:30:39
  it. You're gonna make it, you might, You're gonna make it.
• 1:30:42
  That's the one he hired. I don't one that always works too? Which
• 1:30:45
  one was that? Is it the one that I think? Yes, it's
• 1:30:48
  the same one one? Yes? Yeah? Is it that one? Yeah?
• 1:30:55
  It always tig goes me go. I mean, you said it before,
• 1:30:58
  so what's the harm? So gun in my head? I gotta joke
• 1:31:01
  for you quick. What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?
• 1:31:04
  Nothing? You already told it twice? Oh yeah, sure, I'm the
• 1:31:09
  dirtiest joke motherfucker. Right for sure, sold it twice. Sounds like getting
• 1:31:13
  shot. I heard that one before you getting shot? I heard it before.
• 1:31:18
  That's funny. It's funny, it's funny. It's good. I hate
• 1:31:20
  my bitch too, dick, he would assume me, he would. I
• 1:31:28
  ain't gonna kill you, but you know what, that was good. Let's
• 1:31:30
  let's go with bass right now. Let's go. Let's go tag team right
• 1:31:40
  now? Get the take? What's for the god? My god, I
• 1:31:51
  never knew somebody thought how I thought that was like, that's good. He
• 1:31:55
  get out of here, find your best friend in the stick up. That's
• 1:31:58
  crazy. Let's let's get out of here, let's go talk. Do you
• 1:32:00
  know what I really want to do is beat my Why there's the reason I'm
• 1:32:06
  not hit robing niggas? Do I need to release? It's either you were
• 1:32:11
  hurt, that's that's that's funny domestic violegs only only not that serious. Proc
• 1:32:18
  I feel like all the runchy shit you're not supposed to talk about be the
• 1:32:21
  funniest shit. Like y'all niggas ever played like call of duty, of course,
• 1:32:25
  like that shit. That's one of my favorite videos that you've done.
• 1:32:28
  But I appreciate that call of duty one. Oh, but like that's out
• 1:32:31
  of like they just go right in like there's no and it's funny. Like
• 1:32:34
  a lot of people think like, oh, you shouldn't do it as offensive,
• 1:32:36
  Like I think, just keep to keep that shit. That's that's funny
• 1:32:40
  racism to me, minor warfare two. And they just opened up the service
• 1:32:42
  against as soon as you get on that ship be like never as soon as
• 1:32:45
  you open that John damn bro, how did you know I was black man?
• 1:32:49
  I heard you make a lip slapping over there. I heard your nostrils
• 1:32:54
  taking up all the air like niggah. I can hear you. I can
• 1:33:00
  hear your mom walking around struggling. Boy, how you know it's black?
• 1:33:08
  You know what. I don't hear your dad. I don't hear father.
• 1:33:13
  Now I hear the silence of following sis. It'd be a bad join.
• 1:33:17
  It'd be funny and ship though, my god, last night we lat that
• 1:33:21
  nigger talk. I was like, bro, young boys out of pocket.
• 1:33:25
  He had to be like nain too, what the it's always the kids.
• 1:33:28
  It's the kids with the racists and killing you. Yeah right, any any
• 1:33:30
  nice got you getting there? Stop the coon star to a gold sniper.
• 1:33:44
  They get what the fuck right? The game just came out. Go touch
• 1:33:47
  grass, my nigga, go touch grass? Oh my god, speaking of
• 1:33:50
  touching grass. Speaking of touching grass, fresh fa gonna be touching a lot
• 1:33:55
  of grass. Who exactly next? Exactly? No you never. So the
• 1:34:02
  fresh Fit is a podcast. They were very misogynic, misogynistic podcast, and
• 1:34:08
  they finally got canceled first off, using all these big words, and I'm
• 1:34:10
  gonna take him as dis I watch that. That ship is really silarious.
• 1:34:17
  When he did that ship where he was like, both y'all getting sucked up.
• 1:34:21
  Wait, what you're talking about over Yeah, yeah, talking about his
• 1:34:26
  situation. I'm like with the way way that we got that. Deep Fresh
• 1:34:30
  Fit is a podcast and they're pretty much known for like being like very anti
• 1:34:36
  woman, I guess you could say, but they finally got not I'm supposed
• 1:34:42
  to be in the kitchen exact literally, But that's serious though, Like not
• 1:34:45
  like it seems like the like, would you rather have a key that opens
• 1:34:50
  all the locks or a lock that opens with any key? Huh? That's
• 1:34:56
  why women can't have that many bodies And I can have ninety seven billion women,
• 1:35:02
  but the girl I want can only have two bodies max, Like she
• 1:35:08
  gotta be I think I've heard these Yeah got you gotta be a fucking freight.
• 1:35:12
  Yeah yeah, you got definitely be going a little too hard, but
• 1:35:16
  the doors. Yeah yeah. My thing is like it's so funny that people
• 1:35:20
  actually feed into what they're saying, Like that's not It's like I don't like
• 1:35:24
  every person is different, Like every relationship gonna be different. It's not no
• 1:35:28
  key way to do this shit. We don't have a book on this ship.
• 1:35:30
  Honestly, we just animals. We put a whole bunch of shit on
• 1:35:31
  this relationship discourse is so so so bad animalst man, but you make mistakes.
• 1:35:38
  Gets long story short, them niggas got booted off the YouTube partner program
• 1:35:44
  so they don't want they won't let them make money off YouTube, and basically
• 1:35:47
  the niggas is crying about it, quite literally crying. The main niggas started
• 1:35:50
  cryrying actual tears because of them is my size, because the money they got,
• 1:35:57
  I'm saying that's why they got banned. I think because they did lot
• 1:36:00
  of problematic shit like they had then they have andrew tained on. Yeah.
• 1:36:02
  Yeah, but recently I feel like if it's in the town and they should
• 1:36:06
  be able to still get their back now. They had they had, they
• 1:36:10
  had some dude on that, but they were doing a lot of things that
• 1:36:12
  were like again, yeah, man, listen the community, guys, I'm
• 1:36:16
  not gonna hold you. Yeah, because they begetting you out here for random
• 1:36:18
  shit, bro, like I've just seen you comment, you comment on somebody.
• 1:36:21
  They took my whole fucking Alabama video there and I she went viral and
• 1:36:25
  fucking Go thirty just did the same. She did literally the same video.
• 1:36:30
  Wait on YouTube, No, I didn't. On Instagram. On Instagram and
• 1:36:32
  I did on YouTube. I didn't the ticket off on YouTube too. That
• 1:36:34
  was like that was like three days ago, Missico thirty, I remember back
• 1:36:38
  in there. I watched then I watched the shorty get her head cut off
• 1:36:40
  on YouTube, like I did see that. I watched that video on YouTube.
• 1:36:44
  I didn't see that. What the fuck? So what happened with this
• 1:36:46
  video? Your video? I did the Alabama Bro. I did a voiceover
• 1:36:49
  like I do voiceovers, you know, like you know, it was funny
• 1:36:51
  and shit wash with viral literally of four minutes. It was like already like
• 1:36:54
  in damn, there on a hundred thousand views already, right and the comment
• 1:36:58
  I think I should just took the comments becau the comments was going crazy because
• 1:37:00
  you know, you're gonna have people that's gonna choose the side because they and
• 1:37:04
  they wasn't and they wasn't there and it's not even about you, and it's
• 1:37:08
  I'm making a funny video like this and like there's already happened. It's like
• 1:37:12
  not preventable, it's done already, it's over, like their their wounds are
• 1:37:15
  healed and not all they can't be prevented. At this point, that chair
• 1:37:20
  the chair stats shot girl. She might still have neck, mister her he
• 1:37:24
  was still look like a trunk. But I mean, listen, I ain't
• 1:37:28
  nobody dies, So it was a good scrap to meet anyway. But it's
• 1:37:30
  still up by the way they took Yeah, it's just still up. And
• 1:37:33
  they took mine down. I'm like, yo, like what the fuck?
• 1:37:35
  Like I like the video was crushing and they took mine down. I think
• 1:37:39
  because people are reported it though, that's why I take it down. And
• 1:37:42
  they reported it because they were losing in arguments in the comments. That's what
• 1:37:44
  usually happens. People are psyches are fucking weak, very true, weak internet
• 1:37:48
  like weak internet site, like the motherfucker motherfucker really can roast you online and
• 1:37:54
  the internet and you really getting your feelings to try to take down the video?
• 1:37:57
  You out of pocket? Need you? I need you because you paid
• 1:38:00
  my bills. Close and go outside. Yeah, I don't get Like,
• 1:38:04
  how do you like I did a video like me voicing over the fucking Marshaw
• 1:38:09
  Lynch juke on Ray Lewis and like people are like, stop pausing the video,
• 1:38:13
  like it's my fucking video, Like what do stop pausing? You want
• 1:38:16
  to see the whole hoglight? You can literally watch the highlight wherever? Why
• 1:38:19
  stop pausing? Why would like, if you wanted to be a real concert
• 1:38:23
  creator, you would you wouldn't pause the video. If I wouldn't be a
• 1:38:25
  real content creator, Why the fun would I just play a highlight and not
• 1:38:28
  say anything about it? What's called being a thief? Yea? What the
• 1:38:30
  fuck is throwing with you? Like? You can literally watch the video anywhere
• 1:38:33
  else else anywhere, you can just google this. Sh Why you keep pausing
• 1:38:38
  the video? Because I want to and you still hear Plus that's how you
• 1:38:41
  know because you're talking about that. Niggas ain't really athletes for real. Yeah,
• 1:38:45
  like film is pausing the whole time. Yeah, like motherfucker's I mean,
• 1:38:48
  you know, people showing up that this is funny, and it was
• 1:38:50
  like going to bat for me and like arguing, like you really on his
• 1:38:53
  page telling them how to run it, like get the fun out of the
• 1:38:55
  kids. But I need you keep going on through, but I need you
• 1:38:59
  keep you kids in the comments. No what no, no, no,
• 1:39:11
  I got yeah, y'all talking about nothing. We don't let they don't want
• 1:39:16
  they don't they don't want to say any word. But oh oh oh,
• 1:39:21
  you know they're looking at looking at me, wait for me to say it.
• 1:39:25
  I ain't gonna say no, look at because looking at Mike likes to
• 1:39:30
  double down on things, because it's gonna stay right there at the back part.
• 1:39:36
  So the moment that he gets a chance to throw it out there it's
• 1:39:39
  coming out. It's right in the knuckle of his head, bright depending up.
• 1:39:43
  He can't wait, just saying right there on his forehead. Just I
• 1:39:45
  don't get what's so bad about renaissance. I don't know. Some people didn't
• 1:39:50
  like it. Speaking of renaissance. Wait wait, they said it was going
• 1:39:57
  you know, the dumb ass beams. He's like, Yo, I'm gonna
• 1:39:59
  tell people to the Boston tea party, We're gonna talk about the Alabama hilarious,
• 1:40:04
  hilarious. Im sorry, Christmas. I've been watching the Renaissance, the
• 1:40:08
  Beyonce. I'm watching the videos like the people where they go like everybody's gonna
• 1:40:13
  mute, and oh I keep sucking it up and people keep explain this.
• 1:40:19
  So like Beyonce, you know she's on tour right now, you're watching this.
• 1:40:26
  You do you do a great job with You're You're amazing. We love
• 1:40:28
  thanks for watching. Come on the show. Beyonestly she has a song where
• 1:40:32
  she goes like it's like everybody on mute, and like in the song she
• 1:40:35
  just goes quiet for a few seconds. Yeah, So the challenges for everybody
• 1:40:41
  when she doesn't live when the concert is everybody goes quiet when she does everybody
• 1:40:45
  on mute. That's some cult shit, so you know, sure, but
• 1:40:51
  the point is like, yo, yeah, if you're gonna fall along with
• 1:40:54
  the song mute like and just to see if like a whole stadium of p
• 1:41:00
  can get on one accord. But Beyonce, right, you would think that,
• 1:41:04
  oh yeah, no, it's always gonna be one thing, and it's
• 1:41:06
  always I've been watching the video. At the video, just everybody on me,
• 1:41:14
  and then when they break the ship, these motherfucking women and Gaye fucking
• 1:41:21
  shut the fuck up bit like they fucking go in like that. That kind
• 1:41:27
  of power is like scary, Oh yeah, that kind of power like really
• 1:41:30
  has somebody like throw the bath field on that type shows a little crazy violet
• 1:41:34
  like I guess I got that the Eagles got that power over me because I'd
• 1:41:39
  be ready through hands on a lot of animals. Told you i'd be raided.
• 1:41:42
  Oh yeah, I definitely very emotional angry. Yeah, so I was
• 1:41:47
  in this very sheet. Are they matched? Pitting? They throwing elbows?
• 1:41:53
  And Beyonce the concerts, that's to what what song? And in Love with
• 1:42:00
  You? You know? And it's not a mypit. It's more like they
• 1:42:06
  probably a little boat circle dance battles crazy. Yeah, I didn't see videos.
• 1:42:15
  Do you think that Beyonce think if is violent? I think if I
• 1:42:19
  go to the Beyonce concert and I'm sitting in the back, I can make
• 1:42:21
  my way to the front with no problem. Nigga's face all right, then
• 1:42:26
  yeah, I'll talk to you. I get it. They go go crazy.
• 1:42:32
  Oh my god. That was eight months ago. But how many videos
• 1:42:41
  we see niggas, Geronimo, Joseph. Did we see anybody go crazy in
• 1:42:45
  the pit? I don't see why not. Though I don't see why not.
• 1:42:48
  Healy has a fucking pit. Are we are this serious? Like the
• 1:42:53
  floor? Not like the floor? Yeah, I know what you mean.
• 1:42:55
  Yeah, that's crazy. And I've said you probably would't want to be there.
• 1:42:59
  It probably be a little it's not comfortable. It wouldn't be comfortable down
• 1:43:02
  there. Oh, I see what you're saying. Now, what you're putting
• 1:43:05
  I think it's gonna be like eighties, like early nineties Nirvana, niggas punching
• 1:43:11
  niggas in the face. No, but it wouldn't be fun for Nigga is
• 1:43:14
  just standing there, just a whole bunch of big old fancies. Yeah yeahs
• 1:43:21
  in crazy outfits. They just dancing out let Alien Superstar coming out on that
• 1:43:27
  pit man. It's going down. You make me happy. They showing up
• 1:43:30
  there outfits. They ain't going to suck that sh up. Now you've seen
• 1:43:34
  there was one out there genius move. He was at the outside of the
• 1:43:40
  stadium of the fucking Beyonce was selling slippers. Oh that ain't Ain't that the
• 1:43:45
  most genius should I ever seen? Goofy as cowboy boots the cowboys? What's
• 1:43:53
  the thing with cowboy boots? And I don't get well because the whole thing
• 1:43:56
  so like her. Her whole thing was like the theme was her on a
• 1:44:00
  cow, like on a horse, horse horse, I'm sorry, like being
• 1:44:03
  a cowgirl. Oh a cow girl? Okay, sound like shiny cow boy
• 1:44:08
  Okay, I got you. You gotta give her a girl a reason to
• 1:44:10
  wear those every yeah, every year, every show. I never got the
• 1:44:15
  correlation with that, but that makes sense now every show she's changing the fits.
• 1:44:18
  I'm like, oh shit, she dressed different than Nicki Minach concert.
• 1:44:23
  Huh. I would say, yeah, they're probably now, but early on
• 1:44:28
  when she was doing her barbieh anybody's walking in and trying to look like And
• 1:44:33
  apparently Niggas is mad because she added shows like to Atlantic show and the tickets
• 1:44:40
  are cheaper. Really Niggas is paying like thousands of dollars for like nose Bleeds.
• 1:44:45
  Sounds like that. People that's mad that the stud loans are like earlier,
• 1:44:51
  like with the Taylor Swift and like tickets crazy like people pre sale tickets
• 1:44:57
  was like thousands of dollars because it's the whole because the bots and all that
• 1:45:00
  ship reselling shit. But he was paying thousands of dollars and the Atlanta show
• 1:45:06
  it was only supposed to be one show. Then she had like two more
• 1:45:11
  like recently, Yeah, was cheaper and it was like, damn, I
• 1:45:15
  paid all this money for this and you just saw the dickhead you saw the
• 1:45:20
  Apparently the third show has probably been the best show all over the whole tour
• 1:45:28
  right now, cheap show being the best show is kind of crazy, like
• 1:45:30
  yeah, oh, because she did uh. She did like some different songs.
• 1:45:33
  She did, like added the song she choices. She doing three shows
• 1:45:38
  sometimes they but she added and it's like, I wish I would have been
• 1:45:43
  there for that one another ticket. Kanye did that when they were doing Nicks
• 1:45:50
  in Paris, like back to back to like couple times and then they did
• 1:45:54
  like the record somewhere it was like ten fifteen times in a row or something
• 1:45:59
  like that. Philly they did it like three, three, four times in
• 1:46:01
  a row. I would definitely listen to it at least five times row.
• 1:46:05
  Why I wish I could hear that live. It was crazy. I don't
• 1:46:10
  its like again and they just kept doing it. That's lit. I mean
• 1:46:14
  that's probably lit though. I speaking of music, I guess, Malik,
• 1:46:17
  what what's what's some bobs that you listen to? Like? Are you like
• 1:46:19
  a hip hop nigga? Like R and B? Like what do you listen?
• 1:46:21
  I like all types of ship, but like I really like weird,
• 1:46:25
  Like I would just talk about this the other day. I like weird,
• 1:46:28
  like kind of I don't even know how to fucking like give it a genre.
• 1:46:31
  Like anybody know Banks Banks? Yeah, they're a singer from UK.
• 1:46:35
  I know banks. I don't know banks. She's a singer from UK,
• 1:46:39
  but she like makes songs where it though like you can like if you listen
• 1:46:42
  to it, it has different types of you can put different meanings until what
• 1:46:45
  she's saying. And that's just like I have a brain like that where it's
• 1:46:47
  like I hate like things with a ceiling. It's like I get it,
• 1:46:51
  I understand it, but it's it's like not enough for me to keep grant
• 1:46:56
  is the banks with a dull song. No, just no, just banks.
• 1:46:58
  It's all kays, different banks. No, it's all caps, but
• 1:47:01
  yeah, yeah it's just banks, all caps. Yeah, with like banks.
• 1:47:06
  Jesse Rays, Oh it's good. Jesse h Eminem is my favorite rapper
• 1:47:14
  of all times. Yeah. J Cole is one of my top because like
• 1:47:20
  I'm saying, like I said, like the way I think, I like
• 1:47:23
  the way aminem rap is like it worked with me because I gotta put together
• 1:47:26
  what he just said, like the whole stumping out. Yeah that's sure.
• 1:47:31
  Every every every person that's like a crazy psycle Peth about something like you can
• 1:47:34
  dude, like got brain work like that? Yeah, they like yeah,
• 1:47:38
  Elion must probably definitely like I'm putting myself on that level yead of doing a
• 1:47:44
  big back. Yeah, So like I need to think about like I don't
• 1:47:49
  know, I can't just like I mean I can listen to like regular rap
• 1:47:51
  songs. I get it, but it's just like so easy of a bar
• 1:47:54
  Like it's just like I got it. It was like, yeah that was
• 1:47:57
  cool, but you like double on. Yeah, Like I need my brain
• 1:48:00
  to think, like I don't know how I'm aware though you want to be
• 1:48:04
  Yeah, And I hate like I hate that when I put out content that's
• 1:48:06
  like the more intelectrical, like like I'm trying to get like something funny out
• 1:48:11
  of like a deeper meeting. Yeah, and nobody likes those videos because like
• 1:48:14
  people like simple funny shits. So if I say Dickade, people just laughing
• 1:48:18
  that shirt greenishit Dickade, Like I didn't even say nothing, Like the shirt
• 1:48:21
  is actually green. It is green, right, crack the fun up.
• 1:48:26
  But if I like just say some introspective, like kind of funny shit,
• 1:48:29
  motherfuckers be like, oh I think I got it, Like back to the
• 1:48:31
  dick though, Yeah, yeah, calling a Deckade again, Like I just
• 1:48:39
  I just said a crazy bar and shit, Like, man, you talk
• 1:48:42
  about calling me a deckade again. That's the comed about how fully sports?
• 1:48:46
  I said, you your all fully everything, like you said Eagles, six
• 1:48:53
  ers, Phillies, fighting fields. Now, aren't I feel he's doing a
• 1:49:00
  yeah, yeah, now six ers. That was a bad John the last
• 1:49:04
  game. Man. I chest shit, I'm still upset about that. Man,
• 1:49:08
  very disappointing. I'm not on the court though, so like I feel
• 1:49:11
  that, but the way the way I saw it was just bad. How
• 1:49:15
  do you feel about James Horn right now? Uh? If he's gonna stay,
• 1:49:19
  he's probably not gonna say a sixer or so fuck him. To be
• 1:49:21
  honest, Yeah, he's not to do it, Yes, fuck him,
• 1:49:25
  He's yeah, fuck him, But like if we got to work together in
• 1:49:27
  the future, I'm not fuck you. So sorry. I feel like you
• 1:49:32
  have to be affilly everything fan of understand that. Yeah. Yeah, Like
• 1:49:36
  for me to be like who I think I'm gonna be, I'm gonna meet
• 1:49:39
  all these people that I talk about, I mean, I believe that one
• 1:49:42
  thousand percent is gonna happen. So if I mean, I'd be mindful about
• 1:49:45
  some shit that I'd be saying. But like, honestly, the way you're
• 1:49:46
  handling it is kind of some fun shit like fuck, I ain't they care,
• 1:49:49
  but definitely, you know we can still work together. It's some fun
• 1:49:53
  shit because it's more he's a liar. He said he's gonna trade me.
• 1:49:57
  Ain't trade me. Yeah, it's it's like like like kind of like like
• 1:50:03
  like I don't know, like he moving like a nigga. He moving like
• 1:50:08
  a nigga that's average more than twelve points in the playoffs. That's what he's
• 1:50:12
  moving like. And nigga, you average twelve points of the playoffs. Don't
• 1:50:16
  only think he cared about getting the ring. I think he just like getting
• 1:50:19
  basketball. No, he's just about a bag getting his money and playing basketball.
• 1:50:23
  It's just like I mean, like he liked playing basketball, and he
• 1:50:27
  kind of like because like this ship, he wanted to go back and he
• 1:50:29
  being selfish. That's selfish, bro. The fact that she was flirting with
• 1:50:31
  who he was trying to go back to Houston and they have nothing to play
• 1:50:34
  for, so him, he like, yeah, he just like being down
• 1:50:39
  there. He liked the clubs, He like nightlife, and that was it.
• 1:50:41
  Nightlife. No no pressure playing basketball. Taxes no, yeah, yeah,
• 1:50:45
  taxes a lot different, like no expectations, like you can go down
• 1:50:46
  there and play basketball. Loves don't matter, don't matter. He's still a
• 1:50:49
  star. He still star. Still it's different because when you're playing in Philly,
• 1:50:53
  we want you to win. We want you to win about we want
• 1:50:56
  something, want you to at least we want you to try. Not being
• 1:50:58
  at the club. This is what I don't understanding about. And people always
• 1:51:01
  like all my people that are non Philly famous I talked to like, it's
• 1:51:04
  such a hard people to play with, like the fans so on reason.
• 1:51:08
  I'm like, we are the simplest niggas in the world. All you gotta
• 1:51:12
  do there's we're so easy to pand it to. All you gotta do is
• 1:51:17
  act like you give a fuck yeah, and be a little bit of actually
• 1:51:20
  don't have to. You just have to act like you just give him you
• 1:51:24
  really don't have You just got to act like it was the Phillies player.
• 1:51:27
  It was Alec bomb I think I hate it here. Like all he had
• 1:51:30
  to do is act like he liked it a little bit. Everybody was like,
• 1:51:32
  it wasn't it wasn't was it was was I think you're thinking in the
• 1:51:35
  wrong. He said, I love it here talking about Bryce. No,
• 1:51:40
  it wasn't Harper. Harper said, I love here. I wish I started
• 1:51:43
  my career not even know literally there was a player that said I fucking hate
• 1:51:45
  it here as he was walking on the field and they lit they like his
• 1:51:50
  mouth was on, like they had it on camera. He was like he's
• 1:51:53
  tweaking. It was Alec bomb Yeah. And then and then everybody's like,
• 1:51:57
  oh, Alec, relax, and he was like, yeah, I was
• 1:52:00
  just frustrated. I love playing here. And you know what I'm saying.
• 1:52:02
  We just want effort, Bro, That's all. He just wants you to
• 1:52:04
  try. I want you to try a place he be busting his ass and
• 1:52:11
  bust his ass and try and win all the time. So I gotta do,
• 1:52:13
  Bro. Read blanket Ship is our starting free safety man. All you
• 1:52:17
  gotta do is try, Bro. He's not the most athletic person. We
• 1:52:20
  just wanted. We just want to nigga to try. All the niggas that
• 1:52:24
  we that we are, that are maligned, didn't Philly had one thing in
• 1:52:28
  common. He fuck niggas that don't try. Effort, Bro, all of
• 1:52:31
  them effort. All the niggas that we hated, fuck niggas that don't try.
• 1:52:38
  Ben Simmons, fuck nigga that didn't try try James Hard another fuck nigga
• 1:52:42
  that's not really trying, not really trying. Carson Wentz fuck nigga that didn't
• 1:52:45
  really try. No, he kind of just gave up. He shit got
• 1:52:47
  hard. He didn't try. Yeah, when when he got when he got
• 1:52:50
  figured out, that's when he got a pot the quarterback with how dare they
• 1:52:58
  how dare they play somebody else? While I'm thinking it bestiments probably the most
• 1:53:00
  hated Philadelphia athlete of all time though absolutely no for sure, yeah, absolutely
• 1:53:05
  no for sure, Like no it, I don't even want to get out
• 1:53:11
  mcnapps top five for me. A lot of people don't like McNabb, like
• 1:53:15
  that's like the last the last jersey you see nowadays is mcnap because a lot
• 1:53:18
  of people don't with five only because he kind of showed the true colors at
• 1:53:20
  the end of his career exactly probably did t and c was ready to reconstile,
• 1:53:25
  and he was like he was down the recorssile. He was like,
• 1:53:28
  no, I'd rather than not tall to him, like that's something that was
• 1:53:30
  kind of car that's some bit shit like nigga, but if we can work
• 1:53:33
  together, you sorry, you want to do the moonwalk, I hear you.
• 1:53:43
  You on a different ahead. Don't even Bridges brother ever had ever nigga,
• 1:53:49
  I would do a no. Yeah, but I mean him throwing him
• 1:53:53
  touchdown passes and doing the moonwalk was kind of tight knock gonna lie. It
• 1:53:56
  was. It was hot, it was yeah, it was definitely. Did
• 1:53:59
  we do that the gun joint? Yeah, that was lit. And then
• 1:54:01
  it went it went from all that to my bad. Ye. I was
• 1:54:05
  his favorite thing to do on my coaches talk about that my bad. That's
• 1:54:08
  a no act like fucking McNab, not my fuck, my bad, my
• 1:54:12
  coach. Whenever you said my bad, my coach was like, I thought
• 1:54:14
  it was my bad. I'm all right, dickheads. I thought it was
• 1:54:17
  because I thought it was me on the side. I'm like, anyway,
• 1:54:21
  it was trash ass plays. It was let's do questions. Yeah, oh
• 1:54:29
  yeah. So Malik, at the end of our part or like towards the
• 1:54:30
  end, we always do questions. He's come from like our listeners. Okay,
• 1:54:33
  some of them, the most most of them, all of them,
• 1:54:38
  do all of them? Do hear that? Yeah? So sometimes off the
• 1:54:42
  wall, sometimes the normal. So we start up. I'm ready so it
• 1:54:46
  was actually about the video of the dude falling down the stairs at the club.
• 1:54:49
  Did you see that? Yes, hilarious of the girl, yes,
• 1:54:54
  hilarious. So what was the most embarrassing thing that happened to you at the
• 1:54:57
  bar or club? Oh shit, damn, oh shit, I gotta start.
• 1:55:03
  Oh you're going first. I don't have anything. I have one and
• 1:55:08
  I got a crazy john. So one day I'm at this fucking club on
• 1:55:13
  German Town and Rose and Sun, and I'm not supposed to be at the
• 1:55:15
  club because I'm under age, but like we all having a good time whatever
• 1:55:18
  the somebody's birthday or whatever. And I got this girl. Were dancing on
• 1:55:24
  the dance floor, and my I got this stupid move that I always do
• 1:55:28
  what I'm dancing with a girl, like I like to pick him up and
• 1:55:30
  put him over, like put him up, put him a way up in
• 1:55:32
  the air, and shit, oh god, like that's what I would do,
• 1:55:35
  right. So like I'm and I'm humping her or whatever. But at
• 1:55:40
  the same time, my uncle going crazy popping champagne. Pipe out the bottle
• 1:55:43
  champagne. The floor wetted. Shit. So I go down the hump again
• 1:55:48
  and I just slit feet forward, right, they go backwards, and I
• 1:55:55
  got her like like a power bomb, so the regain the regain feet I
• 1:56:01
  had. I just pushed her and like got my game and she full on
• 1:56:05
  power boom like right into the ground. Like damn right the funny part.
• 1:56:12
  Here go the funny part. Right she hit the ground, the DJ go,
• 1:56:15
  damn niggas bro you got put on the bro. That ship was crazy,
• 1:56:23
  right, I was like, oh shit, I just like kind of
• 1:56:25
  walked away like I was like, and I was like, why the fuck
• 1:56:27
  you dropping out? Was I ain't sucking my clothes up falling around that bitch
• 1:56:30
  like I was, I know what? And then she came up to me.
• 1:56:33
  She goes, if you could, if you could, if you could
• 1:56:36
  hand on me, why you picked me up? I was like, my
• 1:56:40
  bad man, I didn't know criticism. I was supposed to have a black
• 1:56:45
  night. Realized that was going to be like, yeah, I didn't know
• 1:56:48
  rain. It was set up like naked butters on it, non slip shoes
• 1:56:54
  on the day, damn slamming bitches, and it was crazy. I'm like,
• 1:57:00
  what the fuck? But that was that was embarrassing. O. Mine
• 1:57:06
  was back in college when I got obviously too drunk at the bar and I
• 1:57:13
  was like I was drinking. I was like, no, I'm good,
• 1:57:15
  I'm good. I ended up like catching my throw up in my hand like
• 1:57:19
  I was about throw up, and I was like, oh, like swallowing
• 1:57:25
  it back. I just swallowing it back, like oh no, because I'm
• 1:57:28
  in the middle of just the middle of people. So I'm just like yo.
• 1:57:32
  And then my boy was there. He's like, you're good. I
• 1:57:34
  was like, yeah, oh my god, I'll see you back home as
• 1:57:41
  sues you over there. Oh no, rest Now what did you do with
• 1:57:47
  your throw up hand? What did was like, what did you do?
• 1:57:51
  Sho? Probably I don't. I don't remember it. I just went home.
• 1:57:55
  I was like, na, I can't be out in what the what
• 1:58:10
  the fuck? Hell no, not a good scene, not a good scene.
• 1:58:15
  I can't. I can't think of woman. I ain't never had nothing
• 1:58:17
  bad, but nothing. I don't really get in barad another story too,
• 1:58:20
  like I'm be doing nutsh I don't really be getting embarrassed like it is what
• 1:58:24
  it is. I've seen a couple, I've seen a bunch of I don't
• 1:58:27
  be going to clubs and bars like that. So I never got drunk enough
• 1:58:30
  to do something stupid like that, trying to think it would have been in
• 1:58:33
  college. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe I don't know.
• 1:58:36
  Once I had this shirt that lit up. That doesn't seem like you.
• 1:58:42
  That's just a bad bitch. Doesn't seem like you exactly. That seems like
• 1:58:45
  it's not me, but I it seems like all the freshman bro I seems
• 1:58:50
  like that supposed to be. I had no shirt that lit up. Now,
• 1:59:00
  nigga, you just wore a shirt last week. I said, d
• 1:59:01
  M interesting green Like that was ugly in the house that ugly. As I
• 1:59:11
  had this shirt, it lit up and it was like headphones, like one
• 1:59:14
  of those like it was like battery operating. Oh you had to get some
• 1:59:18
  double as for your shirt. Yeah, oh my god, your shirt really
• 1:59:21
  lit up. I was sketch. I was in the drunken shit like them,
• 1:59:25
  sketch hit in the front house, drunken ship with a light up shirt
• 1:59:28
  on having it. I wonder if, like, if you get caught in
• 1:59:30
  the rain, it's likely next all right, next question, what do you
• 1:59:41
  do if you find your girlfriend on tender killer? You're also on tender though,
• 1:59:46
  I'm about to say you're also on tender, so wow, so you're
• 1:59:50
  swiping. Oh shit, you gotta you gotta swipe right crazy jo swipe?
• 1:59:59
  I'm is that technically? Is that your girl? If you want tender?
• 2:00:03
  But if you swipe, she has to like except she's gonna see that.
• 2:00:10
  Yeah no, no no, because just because you swipe doesnt mean that she
• 2:00:14
  swiped right on you. So you might see it, but she never see
• 2:00:16
  I imagine your girl swipe left for you. That the right choice. I
• 2:00:23
  feel like if y'all, if y'all both swipe, y'all gonna come to them
• 2:00:26
  crazy. I don't know, Like I shouldn't be together because if I don't
• 2:00:29
  know, I'm awired. Though, Like if I had a girl, I
• 2:00:30
  probably wouldn't have tenders. You wouldn't even have that. She's nothing word about
• 2:00:33
  that, because that would that would make sense. So like, if I'm
• 2:00:39
  just chalking to a girl i've seen her on Tender, yeah I'm gonna swipe.
• 2:00:41
  I don't give a fuck. I don't care about her at all.
• 2:00:43
  But in this situation scenario, yeh, you're trying to do some devious things
• 2:00:47
  behind your girlfriend's back. I can't I can't relate at that point you just
• 2:00:50
  swipe left and you like what we both want the same time. Let's see
• 2:00:54
  what let's see what she ll. I mean, like if I want to
• 2:00:58
  get caught, but like I feel like she's gonna see I mean, yeah,
• 2:01:00
  I guess I was wipe left to be honest, I mean, because
• 2:01:01
  so I don't get caught. But it's one of those things like if you
• 2:01:04
  catch it, you can't confront because it's like, well, what were you
• 2:01:06
  doing there? That was It's the conundrum. And that's right, because a
• 2:01:14
  situation to put yourself. You're not about to outdo me, like I mean,
• 2:01:16
  we're just about to blow it up. Yeah, we're gonna just blow
• 2:01:18
  this shit up. What I'm saying, both gonna be single after exactly going
• 2:01:25
  the Raiders route. Just blow it up. Blow it up, man,
• 2:01:27
  straight their car, do all that shit. Just blow it up. It's
• 2:01:30
  like at that point, man, blow it up. You got to make
• 2:01:34
  a competition. At that point, who can get new sex first? Oh
• 2:01:36
  there you go? Okay, Okay, that's cool. I mean, just
• 2:01:41
  that's definitely not your girl. After that. Trade Paul Pierce, trade Kevin
• 2:01:45
  Garnet to the Brooklyn Nets, trade them, trade them. We're straight up.
• 2:01:50
  God damn it, Reggie ray ye trade. Yeah, how many concussions
• 2:01:57
  got me? I love that movie no matter what those are, some nice
• 2:02:05
  d slot. True love is what I want the most. I just jerked
• 2:02:10
  off your friend shows. Yeah that's a good movie. Not another team movie.
• 2:02:15
  If we have the same mother pause something like that. Yeah, So
• 2:02:24
  a lot of big sports people in here. So can you name a few
• 2:02:28
  athletes who probably will never make it to the Hall of Fame, but they
• 2:02:30
  were coldest fun with the ball or coldest in general sport, any sport,
• 2:02:35
  any sport, kind of like a streets will never forget baller. Let me
• 2:02:44
  make sure the first Hall of Famer that was like that. No, not
• 2:02:46
  a Hall of not I mean they like we would, we would put him
• 2:02:48
  in the Hall of Fame in our own eyes. Yeah he doesn't. He
• 2:02:50
  didn't get there. Oh we put him in the JR. Smith might be
• 2:02:55
  one of those, exactly. I saw that today. Somebody was Lou Williams
• 2:02:58
  talking about him and Jamal Crawford. Know, like they're not going to make
• 2:03:00
  it to the Hall of Fame, but I wouldn't put them in the Hall
• 2:03:02
  of Fame. Oh that's the point, Okay, that's the point. It
• 2:03:05
  was the dog. It was like the best under the I mean the basketball
• 2:03:11
  one is hard because like god damn near everybody gets into the all of it.
• 2:03:15
  So this is I have one. This is the first person that came
• 2:03:16
  him on and Kwan Bolden exactly, he's not going. But that about Brandon
• 2:03:25
  Marshall, Yeah he's not going. He's not going, but he was a
• 2:03:29
  dog. Brandon Marshall was definitely that guy. Brad Mahall, Marshall guy.
• 2:03:34
  Do you think Devin Hester goes maybe best returning all time? Yeah, he
• 2:03:44
  has to go. He should go. He has to go. I don't
• 2:03:45
  think he's gonna go of the game. And it's part of the game,
• 2:03:49
  but I don't think it's the best ever. At some part of the game,
• 2:03:53
  you got it. Maybe maybe maybe like second ballot or got it.
• 2:03:56
  He probably won't be first about, but he's getting in at some point.
• 2:04:00
  But outside of nah, why no, I don't think I don't know the
• 2:04:04
  best. That's the sports you have to get in. That's a hot take.
• 2:04:09
  I don't know. But as a punt return to kick returner, I
• 2:04:12
  don't think that you being the best of that that's going to get you ever
• 2:04:15
  in the sport. Yeah, if the punter can make it into the Hall
• 2:04:17
  of Fame, why I mean it has I don't think people. Somebody tell
• 2:04:23
  us in the comments, but y'all think shout out the Rake, that engagement
• 2:04:27
  tactic. Sometimes I'll be doing stuff, you know, be the right stuff.
• 2:04:33
  Haster should go. It's no way he doesn't go. What about basketball
• 2:04:38
  Monte Ellis, Oh, Joe Baller, he's not making the whole Yeah,
• 2:04:46
  he might make it, he's not making it. No chance, Randolph not
• 2:04:51
  making it. He's exact, Rando not making it. He's been retired for
• 2:04:57
  like ten years. He is not making it. He's been seven of those.
• 2:05:01
  However, she is probably not gonna make gonna make it, but he
• 2:05:06
  should be nice Antoine Jamison that's another. Yeah. I was mad that the
• 2:05:14
  Lakers just let him walk all the niggas on them Clippers. Oh you know,
• 2:05:17
  that's not even who I was thinking of. I was thinking about,
• 2:05:19
  Oh my god, no, not give no chill Gil, No chill Gill,
• 2:05:26
  shout out. We don't know what players. Who's the dunker? Jason
• 2:05:33
  He's not gonna go, but he, like on my video, shout out
• 2:05:35
  the Jason Rich one of the best dunkers ever. Not going, not going.
• 2:05:40
  You think he's going. I think he does not want to get you
• 2:05:43
  in the Hall of Fame, Nigga. But he wanted to, but he
• 2:05:45
  was so cold. But he was also like like he was all around score
• 2:05:50
  but he just shoot threes, played defense Nigga. He's blocking people should Nigga
• 2:05:55
  could grab a stack of cords on the top of a hack board. The
• 2:05:58
  fu his numbers are. But he didn't say he was going going he's like
• 2:06:02
  dunking Nigga like he was doing. He was people could do what he was.
• 2:06:09
  He's not. I think it was nice. You don't think it was
• 2:06:12
  nice. I don't know man names. I was seeing some of these names,
• 2:06:16
  and I'm seeing in the Hall of Fame, like who It's like,
• 2:06:19
  man I Nigga not getting in linn Everybody on the top seventy five is right,
• 2:06:26
  all of them, right, I mean that would make sense. The
• 2:06:30
  Margart Rosen go probably not was he was he top de Margart Rosen probably will
• 2:06:33
  go. He just on his longevity and that's mid range shooter of all time.
• 2:06:41
  Bro, He's only like two spots down from Steph Curry and scoring scoring
• 2:06:45
  point. Sorry for respecting you, sir. Like Steph is like fifteen,
• 2:06:48
  he's like he just like a chill dude, So you wouldn't like getting super
• 2:06:51
  super like for him for you to say that the numbers and then he don't
• 2:06:56
  get that much camera time. It's because he's will be chilling. I'll take
• 2:06:58
  you in Philly tomorrow. Pull up Marko Rosen, come through the podcast.
• 2:07:02
  You can talk about we can we can all try to chill harder than you
• 2:07:05
  chill. It's like it's gonna be a podcast, so people want to say
• 2:07:08
  like two things nice. It's like anybody talk, nobody, nobody, nobody,
• 2:07:11
  nobody's gonna talk. We're just gonna be chilling, like welcome to the
• 2:07:15
  We just we just like this. I'm just looking at each other. And
• 2:07:19
  we got a guest today, right, I guess million views. Anything to
• 2:07:26
  say, nahn, thank you for joining us. I think that would go
• 2:07:31
  viral. Man, that was because you just a chill ass nigga, Like
• 2:07:34
  cool, easy to see y'all next week, alright, and then we gotta
• 2:07:39
  go on the whole rant like the market version went talked to him. He's
• 2:07:42
  just said, here, Manward, Bobby, you've seen that shit? Did
• 2:07:48
  she come from nobody knows nobody, nobody know the streets from the streets.
• 2:07:57
  Next question, what is some then you were one hundred percent against in the
• 2:08:01
  beginning, but now something you always do for them. It's crocks with the
• 2:08:05
  little gibbets being on TikTok and eating ass. Oh, TikTok was a big
• 2:08:11
  one. Definitely, TikTok was one. I was like, sign up,
• 2:08:13
  definitely. I mean, if I got to choose out of those three,
• 2:08:16
  it was definitely TikTok. You choose answering oh people and somebody answered that.
• 2:08:20
  They answered and said that eating pussy No, I definitely know I was gonna
• 2:08:26
  do that in high school. I was niggas. I was definitely in high
• 2:08:30
  school. I might as well be in Jamaicang me no eating now you know
• 2:08:35
  me? On me? They I am a fucking certified Monchy. I was
• 2:08:41
  certified monchs sit my phone, I miss you. That's crazy. Old spice
• 2:08:48
  too, old spice too, momm original models through the holes, but just
• 2:09:01
  the holps, the hold lips moment. So was something that you were against
• 2:09:16
  and I started doing I'm scenting against it, but now I'm like all down
• 2:09:18
  with it. Yeah. Fuck you know what mine was spending money on sneakers.
• 2:09:26
  M Well, I was, I was, I was. You want
• 2:09:28
  me to spend how much on some fucking shoes I'm gonna throw away in a
• 2:09:31
  couple of years. Nah, throw anything now. I still I still got
• 2:09:37
  a max. I ain't gonna go for two huddars for sneakers because I'm not
• 2:09:41
  getting those sneakers. What was the most you've ever The most I haven't spend
• 2:09:46
  was like two twenty five. I ain't never spend that much on the fucking
• 2:09:48
  sneakers. The most, I think the most probably file on it. See
• 2:09:52
  you have your rabbit. Yeah, got me fucked up. I don't even
• 2:09:56
  I barely pay one hundred dollars of sneakers respects. Fuck, I don't know.
• 2:10:00
  I don't need this. I don't know. I'm not a big club.
• 2:10:05
  I'm not a big closed guy materialist. Like That's why I'm like,
• 2:10:09
  I would never but yeah, like I got the same amount of bitches if
• 2:10:13
  I had whatever sneaker and I feel like, I mean that's the only reason
• 2:10:16
  we really, I mean, you could do it for if you're really collecting
• 2:10:18
  them then yeah, but really you're just doing that ship to show off for
• 2:10:20
  the bitches. Really, I mean for myself a little bit, like it's
• 2:10:24
  still looking for myself, like I do. Nigga who's looking good for yourself
• 2:10:28
  and then at the end of the day to get some bitches like I look
• 2:10:31
  look good, play good. Yeah, you go just look at something the
• 2:10:35
  whole time. You're gonna go outside because it's bitches outside. That's what you're
• 2:10:39
  going with the bitches you ain't just you know the fiddle, look just look
• 2:10:46
  the crib. That's always been meatle Like I was a nigga that had all
• 2:10:48
  the extents, Like I had headbands, wristbands, I had a towel,
• 2:10:52
  I'm black, you know what I'm saying, spat, I had all that
• 2:10:54
  shit. So like I've just always been that type of person like look good,
• 2:10:58
  playing like yeah, but you was looking good you thought you don't think
• 2:11:01
  you probably was doing it for yourself. But every time you got dressed,
• 2:11:03
  you went with it. Bitches. Was that not the bitches where I was.
• 2:11:07
  Yeah, it was when you was at because you was dress, yes,
• 2:11:16
  but even not even when I girl like bitches. I don't know,
• 2:11:20
  maybe that's just me. Maybe I have a little materialist. I just I
• 2:11:22
  don't know with your nigg you got custom pillow. You got a customate pillowcase
• 2:11:30
  out of from jacket, from your customate jacket. Fuck off, you have
• 2:11:35
  a tailor. I might be a little material thick one of one. That's
• 2:11:39
  good. I mean that's dope. Ye like but like, okay, like,
• 2:11:43
  but I would I would buy a two hundred and thirty five dollars jersey.
• 2:11:46
  That's different though it's a jersey. It's a jersey. But is it
• 2:11:50
  different? It depends on who jersey it is. Like like the Dawkins Retro
• 2:11:54
  Pro was two thirty five? I paid for that? Did you buy?
• 2:11:56
  Kelly Green? Was not the Kelly Green version of Oh yeah, I'm doing
• 2:12:01
  to give away you are. I'm doing to give away Jane Hurst giveaway the
• 2:12:05
  first Eagles game. So we are not eligible. No, you can.
• 2:12:09
  You can get it. It's gonna be Philadelphia rat Race going live on TikTok
• 2:12:13
  and live on Instagram. Whoever gets to me first gets to Jersey. Fine,
• 2:12:18
  So what are you gonna be at? I ain't telling you shit,
• 2:12:24
  I ain't telling your mother be I go live and popped up in the area.
• 2:12:26
  That was I did that all last year. I was giving away jersey.
• 2:12:30
  Yeah, I did that last year. Last year I was giving away
• 2:12:31
  jerseys and it was just funny, like seeing people pull up and like they
• 2:12:35
  work truck like the PGW and shit like on the curve, like you know
• 2:12:37
  I need that run up, don't you got to serve somebody right now?
• 2:12:43
  Concert by my Pockets. It was crazy. I was trying to get like
• 2:12:46
  a spont the real sponsor for that. So how often you're gonna try and
• 2:12:50
  do that? Like you're trying to do that, like, yeah, I
• 2:12:52
  do usually like three before the off season, like because at first I was
• 2:12:56
  getting the models Joe I mean not the mother of the Macy's Jones, but
• 2:12:58
  the macy Jones that first didn't have the NFL sign, so like new people.
• 2:13:03
  It was crazy people. But people was like, oh, what's like,
• 2:13:05
  why I don't got the NFL sign? So like I had to go
• 2:13:07
  down it was it was one hundred and sixty dollars, which is whatever.
• 2:13:09
  Cool. Then I had to go down the Mitchell and Nest to start buying,
• 2:13:11
  which they were like two twenty. So it was like, oh,
• 2:13:15
  alright, cool, whatever, it's cool. But I said the new Ones,
• 2:13:18
  so I planned on doing only like three. I mean, obviously six
• 2:13:20
  hundred dollars I'm paying for the giveaway, just just I'll probably do three.
• 2:13:24
  They usually do three. Okay, that's dope, man, that's dope.
• 2:13:28
  We're gonna steal that. I gotta I gotta create a J. Brown jersey
• 2:13:33
  coming Crazy Jones look out for. I think I'm gonna try to be the
• 2:13:35
  first fan that does a jersey swap with a player being a J. Brown
• 2:13:39
  ever in history. I don't think that's ever happened, and swapped my jersey
• 2:13:45
  with him. But it's a surprise drop, so I can't tell you what
• 2:13:46
  it is, but I think he's gonna want to swap the jersey. Knows
• 2:13:50
  who we are, he's seen he's seen our videos. Yeah, he followed
• 2:13:52
  me, he followed in the ground, so we should get him one.
• 2:13:56
  And then the next our content was on the Eagles page. I'm like,
• 2:14:00
  I'm like, asked the questions exactly, I'm down the street. Heal the
• 2:14:09
  video, So I mean it's I think I take it as like still sharp
• 2:14:13
  and still and it's like flattering to me, exactly. I just don't like
• 2:14:15
  that they never they don't never tag me when they still oh yeah, never,
• 2:14:20
  It's cool. Whatever they know who I am the kid you're talking about
• 2:14:24
  exactly. So we got a couple of gamers in here, sports gamers.
• 2:14:28
  But do y'all think getting game sports or sports games every year is even worth
• 2:14:33
  it at this point? Same shit every year, just different players, more
• 2:14:37
  lacks. No, it hasn't been worth it. That question just pissed me
• 2:14:41
  off. It hasn't been worth it for over a decade. And I'm just
• 2:14:45
  like that man was to me was Man No. Seven and it was ran
• 2:14:50
  on more of a get to the player and make the make the like.
• 2:14:52
  It was like more touchable to compared to all these animations they got now,
• 2:14:56
  like you'll literally get grabbed and then go for ten yards extra four because you
• 2:15:01
  stuck in an animation like this. Yeah, it's get worse. I say.
• 2:15:05
  My favorite Man was Old four Mike Bick on the front. That was.
• 2:15:07
  I liked how the mechanics work though all those Old Man was pretty good
• 2:15:11
  because they mechanics and mechanics someone's tackling, they go down exactly. Now it's
• 2:15:16
  trying to be so real that the mechanics can't keep up with what's going on.
• 2:15:22
  Yeah, it's just it's just too much. But that was like literally
• 2:15:24
  the perfect I think like those old ones was perfect. Like you have literally
• 2:15:28
  somebody catch a ball and you hit him with his stick and they dropped the
• 2:15:30
  ball like it was like it was more real than anything. Like they tried
• 2:15:33
  to do this whole like oh weight difference thing, like it's not this momentum
• 2:15:37
  really more than there's a weight difference. But that's very true. Yeah,
• 2:15:39
  it's it annoys the fun out of me. Yeah, I do fucking hate
• 2:15:43
  by in the game every year, and I always say that I'm not going
• 2:15:46
  to, but you always and people like I'm pretty good at the fucking game,
• 2:15:50
  Like I remember I made it to top ten thousand and man before I'm
• 2:15:54
  in like the top twenty nine thousand and like on twenty four or something like
• 2:15:56
  that now, But I don't play it all the time. In twenty three,
• 2:16:00
  I just don't play it all the time. If I did, I'll
• 2:16:01
  be higher. But like I do like that part of the competition. I
• 2:16:03
  just don't like that it's a glitchy ass game and you got players that will
• 2:16:07
  blues glitch plays and they will do to play forty seven times on the field
• 2:16:13
  and it's fucking annoying. It's like all right, I get you know how
• 2:16:16
  to do that? Yeahute, Like I'm playing I'm really playing fucking man really
• 2:16:22
  because like I really love football, and I really I get jealous and I've
• 2:16:26
  never made it, but like that's my little escape. They'd be like playing
• 2:16:30
  football, right. So I hate when I'm playing somebody and fucking man and
• 2:16:33
  being and they're not playing the game right, like they like taking away with
• 2:16:39
  two they kicking an all size kick for the rip like this is not real,
• 2:16:43
  Like they're going for it on fourth and thirteen eighteen on your own twenty
• 2:16:46
  eight, nigga. And then they get the fourth and thirteen with a run
• 2:16:48
  without a quarterback like and it's like somebody asked like Kirk Cousins, like he
• 2:16:52
  would have never made that run, youn it. Nobody can stop the start
• 2:16:56
  that Fastoop the fuck. I don't annoying. I do still buy it,
• 2:17:01
  like I just got I still fucking buy. I'm gonna get I'm gonna get
• 2:17:03
  two kids. At this point. Anybody who complains like oh, I'm not
• 2:17:07
  about like just shut up and spining seventy dollars what we should do. You're
• 2:17:11
  gonna buy the game. We have nothing else sixty dollars for the same the
• 2:17:13
  same games Man this year was one hundred dollars. Man Man has been the
• 2:17:18
  same to one hundred dollars. Based price is one hundred dollars on hundred,
• 2:17:22
  one hundred and six dollars. Why it was ninety nine dollars to buy it's
• 2:17:26
  eighty nine dollars. No, no, no, no, no, you
• 2:17:28
  probably there's no way. I promise you you have to buy the act I
• 2:17:33
  can show you may Yeah, and he got the he got the extra yea,
• 2:17:37
  the base prices. It's just Josh Allen on the thing and give you
• 2:17:41
  no time. They scamp you, my boy. No, it was just
• 2:17:43
  on PS five alight maybe or maybe I just got it early, you like,
• 2:17:54
  doesn't matter. They got you. But it was like, you know
• 2:17:58
  what, that's just called hund You got the that's just colored. Yeah,
• 2:18:03
  you got the deluxe. That was the only options in gaming. You should
• 2:18:05
  have looked hard. Definite. They definitely got They put the regular version in
• 2:18:11
  a small point of the right side like regular version, real tiny other versions
• 2:18:15
  of I'm about to give you that should a decade. I got him again,
• 2:18:22
  got me bro every time you bout that. Still it was pre ordered
• 2:18:26
  that's why I put mad for the pre order. Look, no, you
• 2:18:31
  have the special. No, but you picked that one though. That's all
• 2:18:33
  that was literally says deluxe edition. That was all that was there. Bro.
• 2:18:39
  They didn't want that shack. You can't give it back, I guess
• 2:18:41
  because it was a pre because you got I'm looking at what the n thing?
• 2:18:48
  I didn't get anything. They probably added stuff to like the little my
• 2:18:52
  you got some Barry Standers top with that mud card. Yeah, you could
• 2:18:58
  have got some top with that. You got that the special literally Google and
• 2:19:05
  Joe's Drew card. Oh my god, not a Marie Jos Drew. That
• 2:19:09
  might be a player that we can throw into the not going to thirteen Aaron
• 2:19:13
  Hernandez. Okay, yeah right, that's you got a backshot card. You
• 2:19:24
  gotta you got a doll. I'm gonna get a physical copy and a new
• 2:19:28
  two K just because Scobe it is. I respect that it is. It's
• 2:19:31
  Kobe on front. I might get that two and I have I have the
• 2:19:35
  PS five with the CD John, so I actually do that. Damn,
• 2:19:37
  you got a game game. I still got the Xbox one, the White
• 2:19:41
  John, No, the Black John, I still got that. I got
• 2:19:45
  the Little White one. When that shit sounds like a that sounds like the
• 2:19:48
  alternative broke when that shit turned that damn, I can't even hear the TV.
• 2:19:56
  And this motherfucker that sh is this a guardian? Cut your fucking mike
• 2:20:03
  off? What the fuck is that car in the background? Just my eggbox?
• 2:20:07
  Hot? Who's from my chicken frying chicken crazy? Yes, so there's
• 2:20:18
  hurricanes in California now yeah, ye shout of the coast, my boy,
• 2:20:24
  he knows that's it. That's it. Yeah, okay, I mean there's
• 2:20:30
  more talking about the world. The California people playing that floody doody water bro
• 2:20:37
  like facts like what the fuck you doing? You gotta think they don't know
• 2:20:41
  that water is actually dirty as shit. But they don't know that, bitch,
• 2:20:43
  what was they doing this one? So? But the thing, so
• 2:20:52
  it started out as a hurricane, but by the time it hit landfall is
• 2:20:54
  a tropical storm. But they haven't had any type of tropical storms? Is
• 2:20:58
  nineteen thirty nine? Day been that wet since the last time I left.
• 2:21:01
  That's fine, But last time I was a Cali bitches was so wet.
• 2:21:05
  They was so like they had to they had to follow me around with him
• 2:21:07
  up. It sounds like octopus was just sad to follow me around with him
• 2:21:11
  up, like he was walking around the west up. Yeah I was.
• 2:21:16
  They was chasing me down, bro, every time I got out there.
• 2:21:18
  So yeah, that's that's the last time they've been that. We where malik
• 2:21:20
  at I don't know. Yeah, when I was walking around and sound like
• 2:21:24
  squit, we're walking around. How wet it was? How wet it was?
• 2:21:28
  All the girls chasing old SpongeBob that pussy so wax, little little little
• 2:21:41
  little but not something. I'm SpongeBob the pussy water. I called this one
• 2:21:58
  bald and burnishings just like who you calling Tubby? Do you have anything to
• 2:22:09
  say about your Cali people? It's not you can't defend them. It's not.
• 2:22:13
  It's not it's too far. The water is d to water. I
• 2:22:16
  don't know what. That's a bad jo. I ain't told you give me.
• 2:22:20
  Could you imagine a hurricane? Oh and it was. It was a
• 2:22:24
  earthquake today and today Yes, in La they getting keep coming, the devil
• 2:22:31
  heads keep coming, they getting Yeah, that's yeah. The last time that
• 2:22:37
  it happened. I was there. Remember it was ninety four, Remember I
• 2:22:43
  got so much fussy that here, excuse me, this over here just his
• 2:22:54
  old uncle stores so much. It was so far la chappie just can't It
• 2:23:00
  was fun. It was it was an earthquake. I was my for XLT.
• 2:23:05
  It was his tradition with my wrist being zone. I had a hummer.
• 2:23:09
  Make as is customer with a hummer. Oh my god. Al right,
• 2:23:11
  next question. They called me a clapp of corn. Back then name
• 2:23:16
  clappers. That is a clapper. I'm a clap of corn, all right,
• 2:23:28
  Nick, can y'all name some of the worst accents in the US of
• 2:23:31
  a Baltimore if Baltimoreans and then wiggas from Minnesota ain't on the list, y'all?
• 2:23:37
  Crazy? Oh, Minnesota is so bad because Minnesota I was down there.
• 2:23:43
  I heard Boss is bad too and taking you fuck in a vagina vagina
• 2:23:50
  in the car he nothing none. Delco is pretty bad too. Use guys,
• 2:23:54
  you fuck at Dick had Delco is the best I'll get who that's would
• 2:24:01
  be wild. That was a great accent. Use guys. Use guys,
• 2:24:05
  realize was accent. So people started making a big deal out of it.
• 2:24:09
  Yeah, they're like they like they like laying its fucking del I'm like,
• 2:24:11
  I don't hear anything. Yeah, you dickhead. Yeah, shout to the
• 2:24:16
  captain, Shout for the captain. Facts doing sorry legend. Minnesota's bad.
• 2:24:20
  It sounds like he's from least Baltimore is bad. That Boston's horrible accent,
• 2:24:31
  like the Boston accent. Go down to Cohog and see the family guy.
• 2:24:37
  I mean, I know the backs. The best accent is New Orleans for
• 2:24:39
  sure. No, the best ship is Oh you say us, I like
• 2:24:43
  that fucking London ship. But you can say, inn't it. I'll be,
• 2:24:45
  I'll be. I couldn't stop. I wouldn't stop saying it. I'm
• 2:24:48
  killing this pussy, isn't it. I'm arriving, isn't it. I'm right,
• 2:24:56
  I'm asking me your tits arrive? Care if I finished on your face,
• 2:25:03
  loved body, I'm bloody, show your face love, do stuff a
• 2:25:11
  little bit hitting it and let's let's do it again on Tuesday. Tuesday,
• 2:25:16
  Tuesday, Tuesday, you're mad stunning. Speaking of Tuesday, Toronto is a
• 2:25:22
  harborwaccent, not even Toronto horrible. You chease me? Do you chease me?
• 2:25:28
  Dog? Yeah? From You're you're from? Where are You're from?
• 2:25:31
  From? Where? You're from from want to hear will you're coming in here
• 2:25:33
  like this from you're from me? The food bro? You're from Toronto?
• 2:25:39
  Top Boy, haven't you where's the food the show? Top Boy seen it?
• 2:25:43
  I saw the Kevin Hart talking to some guy, Yes, where's the
• 2:25:48
  food brother? Top Boys? Like a fucking like is he an actor?
• 2:25:52
  Show? So he's an actor? I thought he was in he's on the
• 2:25:56
  show? Is no, that's wait who okay, wait what happened? I
• 2:26:03
  said? Is he an actor? He said no, it's a show.
• 2:26:05
  No, Top Boys, not an actor. It's a show. Okay,
• 2:26:11
  Yeah, that's probably what Kevin Hart was probably on the set of that,
• 2:26:13
  or like fucking with the guy that Elsie's talking about Peaky Blinders. Yeah,
• 2:26:18
  that's what he's in Peaky Blinders. Yeah. Also we got yeah getting it
• 2:26:22
  in it? How you hitting him in it? Yeah? What are you
• 2:26:30
  reading? It didn't make sense. It wasn't really like everybody turning your books
• 2:26:35
  to the Corinthians chapter field. It was like, I'll read it just says
• 2:26:39
  that the Lord can y'all not do pods with it? Pods with Elsie?
• 2:26:45
  Because episode one seventy four was like a weather man with no bottoms on,
• 2:26:50
  you can what a weatherman with no body? He was half dressed. The
• 2:26:56
  fuck? I don't know what they're talking about. Wait, it's clearly somebody
• 2:27:03
  going back seventy four a minute. You can focus on your job, what
• 2:27:07
  episode is this? But the focus will never be in the right place.
• 2:27:13
  What the fuck is they talking about? What were you doing? When?
• 2:27:13
  Else? What episode one seventy four? Like nopposed to what was he doing
• 2:27:20
  three years ago? That long ago? I wasn't that long ago. Yeah,
• 2:27:24
  I don't know. I don't know. You ain't no pas as long
• 2:27:28
  as I have been. I'm saying, like somebody. I guess they're trying
• 2:27:31
  to say, like it wasn't like a complete podcast because I'm the it's going
• 2:27:33
  to be a laugh track for this post. So maybe that's what they were
• 2:27:35
  saying. And as you can see this weekend, we got a fucking mind
• 2:27:39
  soon coming through. It's just my Mike gin So I don't know what happened
• 2:27:45
  in the episode, but I couldn't tell you. Yeah, shout out tob
• 2:27:50
  for being a a whole year. That was from March twenties. I'm sure
• 2:27:54
  that was Like, I don't know what I was doing whatever I'm sure y'all
• 2:27:58
  came in with some excuse an episode. That's the why I wasn't here.
• 2:28:03
  We didn't talk about this today, but someone asked us to talk about it
• 2:28:05
  Twitter saying the pinky doll TikTok lady has some explicit content that is garbage.
• 2:28:11
  Hear to comment. Yeah, man, listen, she's not gonna stop doing
• 2:28:15
  the NPC ship no time because she can't fuck pretty much. Oh yeah,
• 2:28:20
  because she cannot save her life. That ship was mad, can't fun.
• 2:28:24
  It wasn't even made. It was just bad, damn bad, damn nothing
• 2:28:28
  to keep you nothing, And I'll double down. She looks better with clothes
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  on. Damn. Wow. I don't think I've ever said that. I
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  didn't think i'd ever say that either. That's crazy. I was shocked that
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  trash now because I mean, I'm not looking up right now, but yeah,
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  calling her Oscar. When we're done, we look at we'll look at
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  one of TV that was his name, rights Oscar. Yeah, Oscar as
• 2:28:52
  trash was crouched literally then lived in the trash can. He's out of pocket.
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  There's so many places you can live at you have to live in that
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  trash can. He's just homeless. You believe they didn't give him a choice.
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  This is your house now, he said, yeah, right. Trash
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  can is just maddess shit. It could have been in a dumpster, you
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  could have been anywhere you've seen it? Or are you looking at that question?
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• 2:29:11
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• 2:29:16
  the fuck was Sesme Street about? Anyway? The streets of Sesames like the
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  streets. There was a giant fucking bird outside just walking around. J ABC's
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  the one, two threes and they colors. It's a fever dream. There
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  was a fucking vampire there two that was that's a fucking nightmare. It wasn't
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  vampire. It was a d M T trip. And there was a rock
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  that was a rock that was a that was a yellow man with the eyebrows
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  like Anthony Davis rubber ducky the one. Really, Miss Piggy was a whore.
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  Everybody knew that. That's something completely that oh shit over with the puppets.
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  Yeah, I don't know she was. She was out there a Sesame
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  smelled like bacon? Oh god, I don't know carmtso frox Francus. Yeah,
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  you guys know the song, Uh my milkshake brings all the boys to
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  the yard. Not about a milkshake, what's it about. It's definitely not
• 2:30:28
  about a milkshake. No, not about milk shakes, about some juggle bugus.
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  It's definitely not about a milkshake. It's about like I think it's a
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  head. No, I thought it's about her prestissists, her milk makers,
• 2:30:43
  milk shakers. I thought I thought it was about her like her, you
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  know, no, really, I thought it was about the pom pomp.
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  I've actually never thought about it. Now I'm thinking it because it's like the
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  blender like you know. It's because I remember the video like her, her
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  she got a whit dukee. Anyway, next time, next question. Still
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  looking I think for some recent or just something. Is anything good, anything
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  worth reading? There's a lot of questions are worth reading, but we just
• 2:31:22
  want to end off on the goodness. Oh good, No, no,
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  they're not, and they know that. Keep sending them in. They're like,
• 2:31:30
  question, she was raised in Illinois right outside of your cockle? What
• 2:31:35
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  cooking, Yes it was, and I miss it's our Kelly, Oh got
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  you? Next question? Thank you? You know m that's a good song.
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  That's a banker nothing the mine and they get done. Jones is still
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  not trying to figure out what I want to be that I might have used
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  this one before, Okay, I've seen this one before. Was something that
• 2:32:09
  had a lot of hype about It was actually terrible. I had a lot
• 2:32:16
  of hype behind it, but it was terrible. Funny enough I'm making the
• 2:32:18
  car to Holy Grail. Oh damn. That came to mind first. Yes,
• 2:32:24
  you hate that album? N that shit fort wasn't good. I mean,
• 2:32:28
  we need to talk about the Blueprint three also being not good. Blue
• 2:32:31
  point three Yeah, I had to grab not good. Yeah, I don't
• 2:32:37
  even know what I'm not off top of the top of the I went back
• 2:32:41
  and looked at the songs. I said, nah, I'm not listening to
• 2:32:43
  that. Nah, blue point three, Hyding, Nope, d o a
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  run this town? And question one time? Oh, something that was had
• 2:32:52
  a lot of hype about it, but was actually trash. Bitches, I
• 2:32:54
  hate yo. Oh it was cool first and annoying the ship. Now they
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  wore out there welcome. Yeah, it's just like, yeah, just annoying
• 2:33:07
  the funk out of me most of the time. I had a lot of
• 2:33:09
  hype behind it, but it's actually trash. Let's see what you said Blueprint
• 2:33:16
  three, Like that wasn't worse than Kingdom? Come? Was it? No?
• 2:33:18
  Alright, So I mean, so we're just talking about bad alms.
• 2:33:22
  They're all bad, not all of them. But you know what I'm saying,
• 2:33:24
  I'm trying to think, Man, well this came to mind because it's
• 2:33:30
  on the list Pop. I was checking the sandwich. We talked about this
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  the first before that first batch was amazing, and when they made him again,
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  No, it was good. Wasn't the same because when you crack,
• 2:33:39
  when you make it in bulk, you got the purest crack. You got
• 2:33:41
  to dilute it. Yeah, now you're just trying to get it out to
• 2:33:43
  the street. Yeah, you're just feeding The owner of the owner of I
• 2:33:48
  was like Stringer Bell, Yeah, he's like, we got the product,
• 2:33:52
  but we gotta break it down. I don't think them quality over quantity.
• 2:33:56
  I don't think the MX is Grand chant was that good Grand album? Yeah?
• 2:34:01
  Yeah, I can't remember that. That was the one with where the
• 2:34:03
  Hood the Hood the Hood at That album was kind of trash for me.
• 2:34:11
  M my top five expects the child my childhood movie, not childhood movie,
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  but Childhood was the Avatar movie. Oh my movie awful. That was bad.
• 2:34:26
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• 2:34:30
  bro, he had five Earthbenders move a pebble. I know, we talked
• 2:34:33
  about it before Sain. The same thing happened with Dragon boll Z. No
• 2:34:37
  Dragon boll Z. They just knew that was we're gonna go completely off script.
• 2:34:41
  We're not even gonna try trash movie. And I watched it at home.
• 2:34:45
  It's like like Superman can't make a good game, Like you can't have
• 2:34:48
  a good game for Superman. They've never had one. No super heroes have
• 2:34:50
  good games except for Also. I was about to say that The Lions was
• 2:34:56
  fucking lit backs, but the man's good games. I played that with my
• 2:34:58
  uncle. You're just going through the missions. That ship was dope level up.
• 2:35:03
  Apparently this new Wolverine game is supposed to go stupid. Oh he got
• 2:35:07
  a new game with Ringing Drop. Wolverine is still Hugh Jackman, like that
• 2:35:11
  ship is crazy. Even Wolverine our whole lives quite literally now he's actually finally
• 2:35:18
  about to wear the Wolverine suit. Really right, he got to be like
• 2:35:22
  the one from That's Roys for sure, because there's no definitely definitely that's He's
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  like liver King really gonna looks because if you look at Hugh Jackman, the
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  first one bad Yeah, completely different guy y'all seen in the Liver King.
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  I just found out about who this guy. He's disgusting. B who's the
• 2:35:43
  liver King. He's like raw meat, he says. That's the reason why
• 2:35:46
  he says he's raw meat, but he never really does in video. The
• 2:35:50
  only thing that he takes a bite of his like testicles, like bowld testicles,
• 2:35:54
  and yeah, it's weird, it's weird. But then hed have like
• 2:35:58
  a bigger, big ass slabbing like livering, like oh today we're gonna eat
• 2:36:01
  this liver and he never eats it on camera. And then he also told
• 2:36:03
  people that he was completely natural, which is a lie. He's actually on
• 2:36:07
  steroids and like he was on like SIPs from all that type of ship.
• 2:36:11
  So yeah, he's dickheads. Yeah, dickhead of the week. Yeah yeah,
• 2:36:15
  how you hitting him? Yeah? Hit I can well hit him high
• 2:36:24
  him Once you said all you know, it's time to go. Man.
• 2:36:26
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• 2:36:31
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• 2:38:00
  allway have the east. J said he was gonna get y'all was like,
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  I didn't believe it. And then I was like this niggas, this niggas
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  my draws. Nigg is right next to me. Now, it's crazy.
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• 2:38:22
  don't I don't get like I still hasn't like hit me like with that surrealness
• 2:38:26
  like yeah, like kind of so like it's just like I'm still just like
• 2:38:28
  this decade from the block. People like stopping you asking for for I was
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  stopped with you. Yeah, I was. I was at the gym and
• 2:38:52
  I was working out and this girl comes over to me. She's like,
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  yeah, I'm looking at you for a minute, and I thought this was
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  probably want somebody like you. Was somebody from like one of reality shows them
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  you guys on the podcast was an ugly swan. Oh shit, that's what
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  you know what I'm saying, Like, that's dope that she actually a picture
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  the thing is she like like how we was zooming in afterwards the picture she
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  you look at She's like like the other ones were definitely a lot better.
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  I'm like, that's dope, man. Im My first one two I was
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  a while ago, though, and these little kids ran up to me,
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  like three little kids, like oh my god. It was like not even
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  three little kids I would have ever thought, right up to me. They
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• 2:43:18
  no, so like you know, like the little the little sticky chap that
• 2:43:24
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• 2:43:28
  how long all those flies on there before they die? As long as it's
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  you're just walking by just like nothing I can do. No. Yeah about
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  starving, starving, Yeah, that's a bad way to go out and they
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  watch you eating anything exactly but definitely you would think it's probably way less than
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  us because like, how long can we go like what three weeks or something
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  like three days? Or how long can we go out? Is like three
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  weeks to them? Yeah, I'm saying that, so maybe it's maybe a
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• 2:44:05
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• 2:44:28
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• 2:44:31
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