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Best Of Billy & Lisa: Pet Peeves + Billy's Heartbreaking Elephant Story · Billy & Lisa in the Morning

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  Speaker 1: It's the best of Billion Lisa in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: Happy Saturday Morning. It's producer Riley. This is the best
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  Speaker 2: of Billy and Lisa in the Morning. So let's get
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  Speaker 2: right into.
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  Speaker 3: The number five moment of the week. Billy and Lisa
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  Speaker 3: got a wedding invitation that we actually opened live on air,
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  Speaker 3: and then Justin actually used that to spoil something that
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  Speaker 3: we're starting on Monday.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, this all connects, I promise.
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  Speaker 4: Good morning you guys. I was wondering, do you guys
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  Speaker 4: ever check things in the mail because Billy and Lisa
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  Speaker 4: I thank you something and I loved if I could
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  Speaker 4: get a response.
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  Speaker 5: But yes, we got it.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yes, we had producer Riley check the mail bag
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  Speaker 6: which had a lot of stuff in the hand Yes,
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  Speaker 6: stuff to the Billy and Lisa show. And we did
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  Speaker 6: find this right here, that's in my hand A wedding
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  Speaker 6: invitation addressed to Billy and Lisa.
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  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, who's from?
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  Speaker 6: It's from Samantha, Samantha it is well, the first thing
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  Speaker 6: is a wedding invitation for Samantha and Taymoor. They're getting
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  Speaker 6: married on Sunday, December twenty eighth at three o'clock in Derry,
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  Speaker 6: New Hampshire. That's right now where I live. Note attached
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  Speaker 6: to it here.
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  Speaker 1: Oh there's a note. Yes, can you read the note? Please?
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  Speaker 6: Absolutely? It says Billion Lisa, the two people that make
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  Speaker 6: my mornings so great. I just wanted to invite you
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  Speaker 6: both to our very special day. I totally understand if
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  Speaker 6: you can't make it, because damn, you guys are busy people.
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  Speaker 6: But I wanted to invite you both. We actually met
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  Speaker 6: last year when she won the four front row tickets
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  Speaker 6: to the jingle Ball and she was able to pick
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  Speaker 6: one of the bags for the one hundred and eight
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  Speaker 6: thousand dollars jingle Ball jackpot.
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  Speaker 1: She was the winner of the one thousand.
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  Speaker 6: She came to jack, she entered for it, she had
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  Speaker 6: not one hundred and eight thousand. But we met her,
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  Speaker 6: I remember couple, yes, But she did win the four
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  Speaker 6: front row jingle Ball tickets. Oh and she's also the
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  Speaker 6: one that has the crazy firm donor Dad's story. You
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  Speaker 6: remember that earlier this year. Yes, we're jogging his memory.
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  Speaker 6: We'll tell you about that later, but some of the
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  Speaker 6: listeners that are listening now might remember. But anyway, she says,
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  Speaker 6: I love you both so much, and she listens every
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  Speaker 6: weekday love Sammy and Taymore.
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  Speaker 1: Now, what's the date of the wedding again?
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  Speaker 6: It's December twenty eighth.
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  Speaker 7: Thank god, I mean unfortunately, December twenty eighth.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be traveling.
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  Speaker 6: You'll be away.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I will be too. I'm sad though, because I
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  Speaker 5: would have gone to the wedding. We too been fun.
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  Speaker 5: We should have gone.
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  Speaker 7: I was just telling Lisa off the hear it'd be
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  Speaker 7: so cool if we all went to the wedding.
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  Speaker 1: It'd be really fun on the dance floor.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah back, I mean I lived like ten minutes from
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  Speaker 6: where it is.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, so maybe you should go, you and Jes.
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  Speaker 6: It's the Billy and Lisa, not Justin. She doesn't want
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  Speaker 6: Justin at the wedding.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 6: I think she meant a show. I think she in
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  Speaker 6: the sound show. I play funny clips. Lisa met.
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  Speaker 8: On me.
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  Speaker 6: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: I think you and Jen and producer Riley go to
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  Speaker 1: the wedding.
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  Speaker 6: Where is it. It's in Derry, New Hampshire. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 6: at a place called the Birchwood Vineyards. I actually know
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  Speaker 6: where that is. Oh, I've bent Fayl one of my
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  Speaker 6: friends got married there.
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  Speaker 5: I have to say it was lovely that she included
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  Speaker 5: us in her invitation list. I think that that's really
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  Speaker 5: that's nice.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, Samantha fancy pants though at a vineyard, right.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, congratulations And yeah, so last year you might remember,
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  Speaker 6: and this is actually current because the jingle Ball jackpot
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  Speaker 6: a shot at one hundred and eight thousand dollars. We
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  Speaker 6: did that last year and we're doing it this year too,
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  Speaker 6: starting Monday morning at seven ten. I don't know if
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  Speaker 6: I'm supposed to leak this information. Starting Monday at seven
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  Speaker 6: ten and again at eight ten. If your caller twenty five,
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  Speaker 6: you'll win sold out jingle Ball tickets, but you'll qualify
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  Speaker 6: for the grand prize, which is what Sammy won last year. Well,
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  Speaker 6: we'll bring you into the radio station, you'll meet Billy
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  Speaker 6: and Lisa. You'll win four sold out front row sold
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  Speaker 6: on gant. But then you got to see this whole setup, right,
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  Speaker 6: We have all these little Christmas bags. Pick one of
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  Speaker 6: the bags and one of them has one hundred and
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  Speaker 6: eight thousand dollars in it.
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  Speaker 7: How ironic that we're kicking it off Monday and we
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  Speaker 7: got the wedding invite today. But I do have another
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  Speaker 7: question about the wedding and Lisa as the.
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  Speaker 1: Princess of protocol.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, what are the rules If you get an invite
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  Speaker 7: that means you have to send a gift?
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  Speaker 5: Right it does technically, so we should send her.
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  Speaker 1: Definitely sending you.
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  Speaker 6: So looking at producer Riley right here in the studios
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  Speaker 6: behind the board there. Thank god we didn't get invited.
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  Speaker 6: What is Samuel?
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  Speaker 5: I think we can give her a billion Lisa in
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  Speaker 5: the morning hoodie to start things off. She have a
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  Speaker 5: registry and then we can go to the registry.
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  Speaker 6: She does have a registry. Yes, I have it right here.
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  Speaker 6: I can pull it up.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, like maybe like a hand plow or something that
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  Speaker 7: they are in New Hampshire.
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  Speaker 6: Oh my god, look at this. So on one side
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  Speaker 6: is the wedding invitation. On the other it's her and
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  Speaker 6: her fiance with their two dogs. Oh what kind of
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  Speaker 6: dogs are It looks like a black lass and a
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  Speaker 6: yellow lab. Looks like to me, oh, two labs.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we'll have them all come in and we'll
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  Speaker 1: present them with their wedding gift.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's good, we'll do that right before a jingle ball.
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  Speaker 6: That's a good idea.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we get to meet the dogs.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so Sammy if you're listening, you can reach out
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  Speaker 6: to me on Instagram and we'll set that up. But yeah,
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  Speaker 6: Monday morning, this is a big deal. I'm probably gonna
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  Speaker 6: get in trouble for this.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course you are.
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  Speaker 6: But Monday morning, seven ten, the jingle Ball jackpot kicks
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  Speaker 6: off one hundred and eight thousand dollars. It's a lot
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  Speaker 6: of dope.
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  Speaker 7: And if management is listening. No, none of us knew
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  Speaker 7: that Justin was going to blow the cover on Monday.
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  Speaker 6: I just felt like, you know, some stories right themselves. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: perfectly got this wedding.
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  Speaker 5: I think it was the perfect opportunity to talk about.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but you know what's going to happen now that
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  Speaker 6: we did.
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  Speaker 1: That's tons of wedding invites.
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  Speaker 6: You guys are going to be invited to every single wedding.
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  Speaker 1: Eventually, We're not going to be out of town.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I know. And Bill hates weddings. He didn't go
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  Speaker 6: to his own failing Members wedding one year.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah he hates right. Yeah, that's like a little a
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  Speaker 5: little like yeah, dark secret of yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but this is it a win or Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: It's at a vineyard places at a vineyard's place. I've
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  Speaker 6: been to this place. It's actually really really nice. It's
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  Speaker 6: literally like ten minutes from my house.
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  Speaker 1: I like a nice glass of wine.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, not red wine, we know.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no.
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  Speaker 6: So if you need the address here, it is one
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  Speaker 6: cab At Road in Medford. You can send any and
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  Speaker 6: all wedding invitations and maybe yeah, we'll get a gift
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  Speaker 6: or maybe not.
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  Speaker 1: Oh now I'm getting gifts for all the people that don't.
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  Speaker 6: Send an invitation. Oh god, maybe we'll have producer Riley
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  Speaker 6: Hyde the invitations.
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  Speaker 3: So Justin's wife Jen actually used Billy's recent vacation to
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  Speaker 3: Africa to try to get what she wanted from Justin.
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  Speaker 3: She wants to have an RV that she can fix
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  Speaker 3: up and then the family can go camping.
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  Speaker 2: Justin said, absolutely not.
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  Speaker 3: We turned this into a topic time about compromising with
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  Speaker 3: your significant other.
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  Speaker 1: It's number four, Lisa and I Justin have advice for you.
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  Speaker 1: Why not just rent the r V and then give
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  Speaker 1: it back and just.
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  Speaker 5: See if you like it and then because the rehabbing
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  Speaker 5: of it worries me.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, a lot of people are reaching out about that.
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  Speaker 6: That's a good suggestion.
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  Speaker 4: Good morning, Hey, just a suggestion to Justin and his wife.
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  Speaker 4: Why don't you guys, rent an RV, not even for
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  Speaker 4: a weekend, do a full week away, just to really
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  Speaker 4: see what it's like before you commit to rehabbing anything.
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  Speaker 6: Well, it's the fact that she wants to take on
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  Speaker 6: this project. She's always looking for things to fill her time,
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  Speaker 6: that's the thing.
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  Speaker 5: And she's pretty handy, right, She's.
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  Speaker 6: More handy than I am.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, Well, the rehabit is going to have to start
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  Speaker 7: with the engine.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: How good is she with that kind of stuff?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: I mean she can turn a wrench. Not sure how
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  Speaker 6: she could mechanically. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Then there's the air conditioning system. Then there is the
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  Speaker 7: waste system, I.
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  Speaker 5: Mean water system.
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  Speaker 7: So much less expensive, so much less work just renting
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  Speaker 7: it for three or four days or entire week, like
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  Speaker 7: Lisa said, and you get really nice RVs.
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  Speaker 6: Right, And who's going to put the bill for all
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  Speaker 6: of this? Good point, you know, like a good husband
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  Speaker 6: should or would.
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  Speaker 7: Well, let's get Samantha's thoughts on this, because Samantha calling
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  Speaker 7: in from Wittonsville. I'm going to guess that's in New Hampshire. Samantha, No,
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  Speaker 7: it's not.
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  Speaker 4: Actually it's in Massachusetts.
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  Speaker 1: We have a town named Wittonsville.
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  Speaker 4: Whitonsville. Yes, it's a subtown of north Bridge, mass Oh.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, So let me ask you, Samantha, what would you
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  Speaker 7: do for love? How far would you go?
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  Speaker 1: How much would you compromise for love?
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  Speaker 4: So my husband and I when we were getting married,
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  Speaker 4: we were planning our honeymoon and I wanted to swim
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  Speaker 4: with dolphins, and our compromise with that was I had
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  Speaker 4: to jump out of an airplane for him. So we
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  Speaker 4: went sky diving and I'm terrified of heights.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Wait, and have you have you done the dolphin thing?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we did both. It was our compromise. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: he was okay with the dolphin thing, but I was
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  Speaker 4: totally against jumping out of a plane. I cried the
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  Speaker 4: entire time. It was pretty funny. We have it all
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  Speaker 4: on video.
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  Speaker 1: That's a big ass to jump out of a plane.
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  Speaker 1: But you did it for love, right, Samantha?
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  Speaker 4: I did?
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  Speaker 3: I did?
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  Speaker 4: You got a compromise sometime there you go?
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  Speaker 6: But when does the compromise stop? Is it? You know?
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  Speaker 6: I understand marriage is a lifelong commitment, but I just
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  Speaker 6: the chickens. I just gave those, gave in to those, and.
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  Speaker 7: Didn't I see a new development with the chickens you
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  Speaker 7: posted on Instagram over the weekend.
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  Speaker 6: What's that?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: It looked like you added another wing or something to
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  Speaker 7: the chicken mansion.
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  Speaker 6: Oh it's it's fully it's fully loaded this thing. You
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  Speaker 6: got to see it. Not only that, she has all
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  Speaker 6: these booby traps for animals, So now the animals are
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  Speaker 6: getting to it. We have raccoons, we have pasta.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, let me ask you guys a question, going back
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  Speaker 5: to the collar. Sure would you if Jen said to you,
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  Speaker 5: I want you to jump out of a plane, would
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  Speaker 5: you jump out of a plane justin?
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  Speaker 6: I would not.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I wouldn't either. That's like a non negotiable.
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  Speaker 1: For me too, non negotiable never, never, never.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. I mean I'm not really a big fan of heights.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a lot to ask.
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  Speaker 6: That's a lot. Yeah, yeah, that's a lot. But what's
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  Speaker 6: cool about the chicken coop now is she has it
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  Speaker 6: booby trapped. So we have these this all on video.
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  Speaker 6: When the Iraq big raccoon came the other day, just
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  Speaker 6: as soon as it steps foot right near the coop,
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  Speaker 6: all these flashing lights go on and then the robe lights.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, how does she have all this electrical knowledge.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know. It's fully wired up. It's fully this cameras,
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  Speaker 6: this wires going in and out of it.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, she's crazy with the chickens.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Morning team, Welcome back.
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  Speaker 6: Justin.
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  Speaker 1: Just ask Jen.
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  Speaker 2: Who the heck will be minding the chickens while you're
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  Speaker 2: all out camping.
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  Speaker 1: There has to be a babysitter, a chicken sitterna. Is
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  Speaker 1: she able to take care of care for the chickens?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah? She she helps out right now. They're pretty easy anyway.
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  Speaker 6: The hot pot is cleaning out the coop. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But here's the deal. You're going to get a call
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  Speaker 1: on the road in the r V.
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  Speaker 7: You're already going to be miserable, and Nanni's gonna call
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  Speaker 7: one day in and complain about something that's going on
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  Speaker 7: at the house.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I can't wait. Justin.
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  Speaker 10: You don't want an RV, believe me. First of all,
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  Speaker 10: if you ever want to go anywhere camping, you take
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  Speaker 10: it to the campground.
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  Speaker 1: That's great.
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  Speaker 10: But if you need to go to the story or anything,
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  Speaker 10: you got to pack everything back into the r V,
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  Speaker 10: stabilize it so it doesn't fall all over the place,
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  Speaker 10: Go to the store, come back, send everything back up again.
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  Speaker 10: Get a pole trailer or f if anything.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I see what she's saying. So don't get the
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  Speaker 5: ones that you drive like like no, like one of
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  Speaker 5: the airstream you know, like the silver bullet ones.
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  Speaker 1: You know what.
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  Speaker 7: I witnessed it in Africa and you see them everywhere.
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  Speaker 7: They call it the pop up roof where it's like
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  Speaker 7: a little truck and you hit a button and the
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  Speaker 7: tent pops up in the top and you sleep in
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  Speaker 7: the top.
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  Speaker 1: Of the roof and this little truck.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, how comfortable are those?
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  Speaker 1: It's I'm telling you it's better.
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  Speaker 5: It's better than sleeping.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I want to lamp. I'll do glamping, that's
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  Speaker 6: for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Literally suggested lamping as the next step.
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  Speaker 6: I'll get a nice log cabin. It would be great.
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  Speaker 11: I literally saw a video about this last night. There
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  Speaker 11: is this couple that like right after COVID.
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  Speaker 12: Bought the school bus, when the whole thing.
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  Speaker 11: Was like you know, rehab different RVs and vehicles to
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  Speaker 11: have like your new camp or whatever. It took them
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  Speaker 11: three and a half years to renovate and get it
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  Speaker 11: to the point where earth is driveable, and they literally
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  Speaker 11: just drove it off their property.
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  Speaker 13: For the first time.
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  Speaker 9: Like, that's a long time to have something.
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  Speaker 1: Sitting on your lawn.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm telling you justin you're gonna get the RV right.
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  Speaker 7: The problem is gonna be no one's gonna want to
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  Speaker 7: go win it. Like the kids are not gonna want
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  Speaker 7: to go win the RV. They'll be too freaked out.
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  Speaker 7: And it's going to become a planter in the front
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  Speaker 7: of your house, the plants sticking out the windows.
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  Speaker 6: It's gonna be an eyesore man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, big time.
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  Speaker 6: And nice neighbors will talk about you. Well, I spend
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  Speaker 6: a lot of time on my yard.
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  Speaker 7: There the lawn. It's gonna be all on the lawn. No,
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  Speaker 7: you can't put it in the driveway. So your fresh
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  Speaker 7: lawn is going to have RV tracks in the lawn.
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  Speaker 5: This has fight written all over starting started last night.
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  Speaker 1: And then the neighbor that hates you wait till they
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  Speaker 1: get a load of the RV.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, let's go to Amy and Boston online one. Oh,
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  Speaker 6: this could be a good one.
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  Speaker 1: Amy, good morning, work with us on this one. What
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  Speaker 1: have you got?
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  Speaker 14: Good morning?
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  Speaker 4: Hey.
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  Speaker 14: I used to date the director of travel with the
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  Speaker 14: San Francisco forty nine ers and I would travel across
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  Speaker 14: country or to where the games were to be with him.
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  Speaker 7: But here's the thing. My thought is, you think it's
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  Speaker 7: a good idea at the time.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, this is going to be so.
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  Speaker 7: Romantic, and you probably ironically begin to hate each other.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 14: Oh, it just didn't work out.
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  Speaker 1: I know it.
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  Speaker 6: RV.
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  Speaker 12: Hell oh god, thanks for the calling you.
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  Speaker 4: I'd let her have the camper.
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  Speaker 15: See if she fulfills her dream and fixes it up.
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  Speaker 4: Give camping a try. It's not that bad.
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  Speaker 1: It's fun with the kids.
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  Speaker 14: But if she doesn't.
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  Speaker 4: Follow through with her dream of renovating.
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  Speaker 15: It, then in the future it'll be tough for you.
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  Speaker 4: To compromise after this one.
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  Speaker 14: Good luck.
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  Speaker 5: No, it'll always come up in another fight years from now.
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  Speaker 5: Remember the camper.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm the master.
• 14:33
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, well that could work into your favor because
• 14:35
  Speaker 7: you'll always have that because it's definitely not going.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: To work out.
• 14:38
  Speaker 7: I have no doubt you're getting the r V, but
• 14:40
  Speaker 7: I have no doubt it's not going to work out well.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: And then you can use it to your benefit. Always
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: say yeah, just like the r V, we'll that go well.
• 14:49
  Speaker 5: Like the caller just said, it's not that bad. I
• 14:52
  Speaker 5: don't know if you want to enter its something where
• 14:54
  Speaker 5: the best you can say is it's not that bad exactly.
• 14:58
  Speaker 6: The moon slash. It's going to be bad.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: And no one's ever gonna want to buy it.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, let's get right into the number three
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: moment of the week. It's producer Riley.
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: So do you guys go out to restaurants and like
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: to be good to your weight staff?
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: You don't want to bother them or get on their nerves. Well,
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: you might want to listen up.
• 15:15
  Speaker 5: We have the top three or four things that really
• 15:18
  Speaker 5: bug servers. The number one thing that they've said on
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: TikTok recently is that when a table of twenty walks
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: in without a reservation, there's only one server on the
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: floor and they all want separate checks. That is a
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: nightmare situation.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but what would be the solution to that?
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: Well, a lot of people, I know, I've been to restaurants.
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: If we've been there with big groups, there are only
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: so many credit cards that they can take, oh, you
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: know as a limit. So I've been with a big
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: group and usually one person will step up and say,
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: you know what, I'll pay for it, and then you
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: guys just then MO me right, that's like the easiest
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: way to do it.
• 16:00
  Speaker 6: So I've done that way before and it's not gone. Good.
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: Are you getting your money?
• 16:05
  Speaker 6: Getting the money from every single person? And then you
• 16:07
  Speaker 6: feel weird asking them because you don't want to ask
• 16:09
  Speaker 6: they forgot what's the limit? That's what I want to
• 16:14
  Speaker 6: know of people, you know, So we've done it when
• 16:16
  Speaker 6: there's like five or six guys, we've split the but
• 16:19
  Speaker 6: we don't say each our own separate checks. Will say
• 16:22
  Speaker 6: split it evenly, yes, amongst us. But I wonder what
• 16:25
  Speaker 6: the limit is, you know, is it five people? Is
• 16:27
  Speaker 6: a ten people? I mean, there's probably not a certain
• 16:29
  Speaker 6: number of cards, but I get that that's annoying. You know,
• 16:33
  Speaker 6: we tip extra just because we know it's enough, of.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Course, but if you're out with the group.
• 16:37
  Speaker 7: My thing is usually one of us will pay, knowing
• 16:40
  Speaker 7: that the next time we're out one.
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: Of the other people. That's another way to do it too,
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: if you go out with the same group of people.
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: The number two thing on the list for a server
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: is when a table of high school students walks in.
• 16:52
  Speaker 6: Yep, oh boy, yeah yeah. So this this one translates
• 16:56
  Speaker 6: to translates from me to the gym. Yeah, because I'm
• 17:00
  Speaker 6: in support of anybody at any age going to the gym.
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: I think it's a wonderful thing. But there's this trend
• 17:06
  Speaker 6: if you go to the gym, you know what I'm
• 17:07
  Speaker 6: talking about of high school kids, younger kids, and what
• 17:09
  Speaker 6: they do is they gather around equipment.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's happening to me right now. And
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: the why in trust And.
• 17:15
  Speaker 6: They do one of the time and then they'll just
• 17:17
  Speaker 6: sit there and talk and they're on their phones. Yes,
• 17:20
  Speaker 6: and it's like a whole like I see that.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:22
  Speaker 7: A lot of them, even if they're alone, will sit
• 17:25
  Speaker 7: at a machine in between sets.
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: Right, so I can see it.
• 17:29
  Speaker 7: Just get on their phone and start talking to people
• 17:31
  Speaker 7: and searching things and I'm like, could you get off
• 17:33
  Speaker 7: the machine please?
• 17:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah. So I can see at the restaurant how this
• 17:36
  Speaker 6: would translate there too. When they walk and you're like, oh,
• 17:39
  Speaker 6: oh god, this is going to be a night because
• 17:41
  Speaker 6: not only are you thinking they're going to make a
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: huge mess and maybe pains in the in the butt,
• 17:44
  Speaker 6: but they're also probably not going to leave a huge tip.
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: Oh that's the thing.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: And half of them are going to give you a
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: fake ID.
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, totally okay. The next one is all servers have
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: been cut for the night. You're the only one left
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: on the floor and you have to roll all the
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: silverware in the entire restaurant.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: What a nightmare.
• 18:02
  Speaker 6: I know. I served for one week. I was a
• 18:04
  Speaker 6: line cook, and I did serve for one week. And
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: let me tell you, my worst memory was rolling silverware.
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: Yes, well mine was filling up the ketchups.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Oh that's another one.
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, all the condiments. It was just such a pain
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: in the neck.
• 18:20
  Speaker 7: It's such a hard do you know I never told
• 18:22
  Speaker 7: you justin. I just told Lisa I was a waiter
• 18:24
  Speaker 7: one night, for one night only, and I quit.
• 18:28
  Speaker 6: Where was this?
• 18:29
  Speaker 7: It was a really cool place in Boston called Jason's
• 18:33
  Speaker 7: and I ended up being the DJ.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: At the club instead.
• 18:36
  Speaker 6: You switch from waiter to TDJ Billy hostin. I was
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: a waiter one day.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: But I just couldn't deal with that. I think it
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: was halfway through the first night I just said, this
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: isn't for me.
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: I actually really enjoyed working in restaurants.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: I did. I liked it.
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: I liked it. I like serving, but I liked the atmosphere.
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: It's a tough job, man, dealing with people.
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: You got to like juggle so many like different orders
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: coming in and who came in first, and you know,
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: it's it's a lot, but I I liked it. I
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: worked at the Atlantic Fish Company and Chesa, and.
• 19:06
  Speaker 6: You didn't work at Cheers.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: I was the receptionist receptionist at the Hampshire House. At
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: the Hampshire House. That was fun and we wou we
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: would go out afterwards, like all the servers, I don't know.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: I had a great time.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, so that's our list.
• 19:20
  Speaker 7: But we have a lot of people that listen to
• 19:22
  Speaker 7: this show who work in restaurants and probably our servers
• 19:26
  Speaker 7: and definitely have their own pet peeves.
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: I have a couple of things to add really quickly. Yeah.
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: One I saw recently at a restaurant which I was
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: like appalled by. There was a people at a table
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: next to us. The server was taking everybody's order. They
• 19:39
  Speaker 6: got to this one girl and she was on her
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: home while she ordered, Like did not even look up
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: at the service. She was talking and giving her order
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: while scrolling on problems.
• 19:49
  Speaker 7: She wasn't looking at the menu in her phone because
• 19:51
  Speaker 7: the menu.
• 19:53
  Speaker 6: I watched her. She was scrolling, but not a menu.
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: It looked like pictures.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: See what I mean, There are so many good ones.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: It's produce a rally. Welcome into the top five moments
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: of the week. Let's get right into the number two moment.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: So we had a list of restaurant servers biggest pet peeves.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: We broke that list down and then we turned it
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: into our topic time so we could get all of
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: your opinions.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Let's go to the talkbacks.
• 20:15
  Speaker 7: Justin, my boy, Captain Mike Kia, please tell me you
• 20:19
  Speaker 7: don't go out to dinner with your grown men friends
• 20:21
  Speaker 7: and have the server split the tab.
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's only like four of us, and you know
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: we haven't gone out recently. Yeah it might be different. Now.
• 20:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well, guess what, Justin, We've got your cousin Jackie
• 20:34
  Speaker 7: on the phone right now.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: No way, he wants to join the conversation.
• 20:38
  Speaker 15: Hey, hey, Jackie, what's going on?
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Give us some dirt on Justin?
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: No, no, no call on the topic, Jackie. Please.
• 20:49
  Speaker 15: I don't have that much dirt on Justin. He's pretty
• 20:51
  Speaker 15: open about his past, so I would say he's a
• 20:53
  Speaker 15: pretty honest guy, So you know, I don't really have
• 20:56
  Speaker 15: much shirt on him.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, now, give us the dirt on restaurants on us.
• 21:01
  Speaker 15: So one of my biggest putpees. So I worked in
• 21:03
  Speaker 15: a restaurant for about fifteen years. That one of the
• 21:07
  Speaker 15: biggest things was when you sat down, they would provide
• 21:09
  Speaker 15: you with like bread and they're like oil and romano
• 21:12
  Speaker 15: cheese dip. And we used to get kids come in
• 21:15
  Speaker 15: all the time late night, like nine p forty five,
• 21:18
  Speaker 15: we close it ten and they'd be like, oh yeah,
• 21:20
  Speaker 15: can we just get some bread and water? I'm like,
• 21:22
  Speaker 15: what is this prison? Like what's going on? And that
• 21:26
  Speaker 15: was and it was like the end of the night,
• 21:27
  Speaker 15: we're trying to clean up, tossing the broad away because
• 21:30
  Speaker 15: we don't have anyone coming in, and like a group
• 21:32
  Speaker 15: of five or six kids would come in and be like,
• 21:33
  Speaker 15: we just.
• 21:33
  Speaker 14: Get some bread.
• 21:34
  Speaker 15: It's like they weren't even they were dirty a table,
• 21:36
  Speaker 15: wouldn't leave any money or tip and We're like, okay,
• 21:40
  Speaker 15: so what just happened?
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: I had that. So they wouldn't order anything, like not
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: even a soda.
• 21:45
  Speaker 15: No wo no, we'd just get bread and water. And
• 21:48
  Speaker 15: I was like, Okay, I feel like they're in prison.
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: Wouldn't it allowed? I wouldn't think, so I think you
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: would have to order something.
• 21:53
  Speaker 6: Well, they're probably stoned out of their minds.
• 21:55
  Speaker 14: All right, yeah, probably?
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: All right, good one jacket, Thank you.
• 22:01
  Speaker 7: I wanted to keep it on the phone to talk
• 22:03
  Speaker 7: more about justin, but we'll do that another time.
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: She was right out. I'm pretty honest. I don't you know.
• 22:08
  Speaker 7: Let's go to Michelle, she's in Quincy. Michelle joined the conversation.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: What have we got?
• 22:13
  Speaker 9: I was gonna say that I think I'm no longer
• 22:16
  Speaker 9: a server, but when I was, like, the worst would
• 22:18
  Speaker 9: be one getting flagged down by a table, just in general.
• 22:21
  Speaker 9: But even worse when you are walking with like an
• 22:25
  Speaker 9: armful of plates for another table and they're trying to,
• 22:29
  Speaker 9: you know, flag you down to ask for something like
• 22:32
  Speaker 9: on your way to do something else. I think that's
• 22:34
  Speaker 9: the worst.
• 22:35
  Speaker 7: You know, what I've always been impressed with is sometimes
• 22:38
  Speaker 7: you can walk by with a tray of martinis in
• 22:42
  Speaker 7: one hand, balancing them without dropping a drips.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: How do they do that?
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: Talent?
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Did you do that when you were waiting?
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: I can't remember, but yeah, hopefully I did.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know what a talent? Yeah?
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: You ever see them they have the trays going up
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: their own Yes, the food of the drinks. Yeah.
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: I used to get so nervous when someone would order
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: a bottle of wine because again I was like in
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: my early twenties, and then you have to open it
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: up at the table, and then you're struggling with cork
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: and it's like so embarrassing.
• 23:13
  Speaker 7: I think it's gotten a lot easier because more and more,
• 23:15
  Speaker 7: even good wines are now twist tops.
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: So my wife worked at Tuscan Kitchen. Oh yeah, yeah,
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: and she had to go through a week of training
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: and it was like super helpful to her all about wine.
• 23:27
  Speaker 6: She had to learn how the meat was made, the
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: cheeses so she could talk about the food and the
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: wine at the table.
• 23:33
  Speaker 7: So Joe Farrell, who owns the Tuscan Kitchens, is a
• 23:35
  Speaker 7: good friend of mine, believe it or not. For a
• 23:37
  Speaker 7: couple of weeks he has trials where he invites people
• 23:40
  Speaker 7: from the public to come in so that the people
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: can practice everything they've learned on wines and cheeses and
• 23:47
  Speaker 7: everything else.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: So it's pretty comprehensive.
• 23:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah. And by the way, that was not what I
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: told the story before. My wife throwing the change back
• 23:53
  Speaker 6: in the guys the customer's face. That's Tuscan that was
• 23:56
  Speaker 6: at a previous restaurant.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Retell the story because it's one of my favorites of
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: all time.
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: Well, you know, it was happening a lot where at
• 24:02
  Speaker 6: this this restaurant she would serve at. These people would
• 24:05
  Speaker 6: come in and they would like, the bill would be
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: forty nine dollars and they'd leave fifty dollars, like a
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: one dollar tip. So this one guy came in with
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: his family and the bill was something like ninety nine
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: dollars and ninety eight dollars and he left one hundred
• 24:19
  Speaker 6: bucks a dollar a dollar change. So she had enough.
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: So as he was walking out, she got his change
• 24:25
  Speaker 6: all in coins and walked up to him and said, sir,
• 24:28
  Speaker 6: you're change and he turned around he said, no, no, no, hunh,
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: that's for you, and she just whipped.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: The change rate in his face.
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: She got written up.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: It was a whole and say did you get in trouble?
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: Of course she did. She didn't get fired because they
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: kind of understood, but yeah, what are you doing. I'm
• 24:42
  Speaker 6: surprised the tipping thing hasn't come up in this conversation.
• 24:44
  Speaker 6: That's for you, Yeah, that's for you. God.
• 24:47
  Speaker 8: Hi, this is Alison from Attleborough and I served in
• 24:50
  Speaker 8: Bartend for years and one of my biggest pet peeves
• 24:53
  Speaker 8: was when customers would.
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: Wave their hand at you to get your.
• 24:57
  Speaker 8: Attention, or even worse, they would snap their fingers at you.
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: As if you were some sort of dog that they
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: could seck it. Oh, that's awful, that happens, so rude.
• 25:10
  Speaker 7: It's great getting this side of it, their side about us.
• 25:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, who snaps their fingers and that's what all does.
• 25:17
  Speaker 11: My first pet peeve is when someone snaps their fingers
• 25:21
  Speaker 11: at you.
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: I am not a dog.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: Please don't do that.
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: You do not need to do that to get my attention.
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: I'll be over in a minute.
• 25:27
  Speaker 15: And the other is when people don't pick up after
• 25:29
  Speaker 15: their young kids.
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: I totally get it.
• 25:31
  Speaker 15: I'm a mom, I have young kids, but please don't
• 25:34
  Speaker 15: leave a tornado.
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: And a disaster behind after your dinner. Just pick up
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: the couple things or plate or.
• 25:41
  Speaker 6: Whatever they do.
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, just try your best. Yeah, came up after your kids.
• 25:45
  Speaker 7: Justin You know who snaps their fingers The guy that
• 25:47
  Speaker 7: left the coins for Jen.
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: Oh, Yeah, there you go. He's definitely a finger snapper
• 25:55
  Speaker 6: for sure. One other thing with my wife. Pet peeves
• 25:58
  Speaker 6: served for a long time. So people do this thing.
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: I can't demonstrate it like live. But when they want
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: it a refill on their drink when she's walking by
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: the table, if it's empty, they'll slurp out of it
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: very loudly.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say, they shake the glass.
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: That'd be worth No, they'll, you know, she'll they'll drink
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: out of it and make that sound, you know, like
• 26:20
  Speaker 6: it's drives are crazy so much. I can't do it
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: in the house. She starts yelling at me when I
• 26:26
  Speaker 6: do it.
• 26:26
  Speaker 12: Good morning Chris from Salem. I am a part time
• 26:31
  Speaker 12: server in downtown Salem, so it's the craziest time of
• 26:34
  Speaker 12: the year. But my biggest pet peeve has to be
• 26:37
  Speaker 12: when you order water for the whole table and it
• 26:41
  Speaker 12: doesn't get drunk. Don't order the water if you're not
• 26:44
  Speaker 12: going to drink it.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: See, they've got a lot of complaints about us. There
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: are things we do we don't even know we're doing.
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, oh yeah, you don't got to worry about
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: bill though.
• 26:54
  Speaker 7: Then they without telling you. If you say i'll just
• 26:57
  Speaker 7: have sparkling, they bring you a giant bomb.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: I've had all day. I'm here to relax, I would
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: like a cocktail.
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: Bill cost sometime bring him water.
• 27:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you want still are sparkling, and they will bring
• 27:11
  Speaker 7: you a giant gallon bottle of sparkling water.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: I just wanted a glass of sparkling water. Either way,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: I don't even like sparkling water.
• 27:19
  Speaker 6: I'm a sparkling guy.
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I'm a tap water girl.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: I always said, yeah, just take it from the tap. Okay,
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: I'll take billge water if that's all yet.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: All right, let's get right into the number one moment
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: of the week. On Monday, Billy made his big return from.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: His vacation to Zimbabwe.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: He had so many stories he wanted to tell us,
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: and this one actually made some of us start to
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: tear up.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: So grab some tissues. It's number one.
• 27:45
  Speaker 7: I've saved one story because I thought this was the
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: most outstanding story and experience.
• 27:52
  Speaker 6: Is it going to be as dirty as the lion
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: story from earlier?
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: No? No, I did that one earlier.
• 27:58
  Speaker 6: Yes, lion got it out of the way.
• 27:59
  Speaker 13: Yeah, thanks Billy for that. Just trying to enjoy my night,
• 28:03
  Speaker 13: enjoy my dinner. And what do I see when I
• 28:06
  Speaker 13: open up Instagram? Just two lions going at it. So
• 28:09
  Speaker 13: thanks night ruined meal ruined. Thanks Billy.
• 28:13
  Speaker 6: He sent it to everybody in his contact.
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: List, right, let yeah, oh I thought you posted that
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: to everybody he did? Okay, all right.
• 28:20
  Speaker 6: He opened his Instagram he follows Billy.
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: Okay, So I have to say when I saw it,
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: I looked at it and I was like, are you really
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: posting this? Is this really happening?
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: Well, people that don't know, if you go to Billy's Instagram,
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: he posted a video of two lions.
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: You know, fornicating doing it. Feline fornication.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the term we've come up for.
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: Yes, thanks to Chris from WBZ TV this morning.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Now you have to understand we didn't go looking for it.
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  Speaker 7: I mean we were out there in the wild and
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  Speaker 7: you pull up to certain areas because you got word
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  Speaker 7: there might be some lines, or you follow the tracks,
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  Speaker 7: and these guides that take you around that every single day.
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  Speaker 1: They know track from track.
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  Speaker 7: They know if it's a hyena, they know if it's
• 28:59
  Speaker 7: a leopard, a cheetah, an elephant, you know.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Bushbuck, whatever.
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  Speaker 7: So we pulled up to this area where there were,
• 29:08
  Speaker 7: in fact, a pride of lions, and closer, we got
• 29:12
  Speaker 7: very close to these two because It was the first
• 29:14
  Speaker 7: time we had ever seen a lion and a lioness together.
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  Speaker 7: And apparently they travel once they hook up, they travel
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  Speaker 7: and very quickly. I'll just tell you we learned while
• 29:23
  Speaker 7: watching them have sex that they have sex every fifteen
• 29:26
  Speaker 7: minutes for two full days.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: That's to make sure it's sticks like it just makes sure.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know, and I really didn't want to ask
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  Speaker 7: for any more information on it.
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  Speaker 5: You're doing a job, right, It's it's to make sure
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  Speaker 5: that the species continues to move ahead, right, So that's
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: why they do it over and over again, exactly.
• 29:45
  Speaker 15: Justin, when you said he had narrital problems and billy
• 29:48
  Speaker 15: Is you know, was affecting it, I thought you were
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  Speaker 15: going to talk about the two Second Mountains.
• 29:55
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, that's a separate issue.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: You know what's funny, lice.
• 29:59
  Speaker 7: When I I saw the lions and the lion and
• 30:02
  Speaker 7: the lioness, you know, having showtime.
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought of Justin really.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I even texted him.
• 30:09
  Speaker 7: I said, I don't know why, Justin, but the first
• 30:11
  Speaker 7: thing I thought of was you.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Because he's so jacked up with testosterone. Okay, he thinks you.
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: Have like just like Quickie stuff.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: He's obsessed with sexine.
• 30:21
  Speaker 6: Okay, that's not can you not? Can you get to
• 30:23
  Speaker 6: the elephant story? Kay, you're spending way two hours. Okay,
• 30:27
  Speaker 6: I'm lady in the doghouse because of the camper. Okay,
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: so all right, listen to this.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: So when you're when you're on safari, you leave early morning.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Every morning, they wake you.
• 30:36
  Speaker 7: Up at four point thirty with coffee with a little
• 30:38
  Speaker 7: knock on the door, and they're armed because it's still
• 30:41
  Speaker 7: dark out. And you go on a morning safari and
• 30:43
  Speaker 7: then you come back for a couple of hours, you chill,
• 30:45
  Speaker 7: you have lunch, and then you go on an afternoon safari.
• 30:48
  Speaker 7: So and what happens is your cruise around the bush.
• 30:51
  Speaker 7: You know you're going into and out too. And they
• 30:53
  Speaker 7: have these watering holes scattered everywhere, and I should mention
• 30:57
  Speaker 7: the conservation people this is very cool. They actually we
• 31:00
  Speaker 7: have pumps that pump water constantly into these watering holes
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  Speaker 7: because the animals really depend on it and their families
• 31:09
  Speaker 7: and their bucks. So anyway, we pulled up to one
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  Speaker 7: of the watering holes that we went to quite frequently,
• 31:15
  Speaker 7: and it was way out, it was like two hours
• 31:17
  Speaker 7: out into the bush, and.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: We suddenly realized.
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  Speaker 7: And the one thing I told the gods even my
• 31:23
  Speaker 7: first trip to Africa, I said, one thing I never
• 31:25
  Speaker 7: want to see is a kill. I never want to
• 31:27
  Speaker 7: see an animal being attacked by another animal. I would
• 31:30
  Speaker 7: never recover from that. So, by accident, we pulled up
• 31:34
  Speaker 7: by the watering hole and we saw that a baby
• 31:37
  Speaker 7: elephant had been killed by a lion, and two or
• 31:43
  Speaker 7: three lions were still lying nearby the carcass. And so
• 31:48
  Speaker 7: then what happens is animals gradually start coming to the
• 31:52
  Speaker 7: watering hole, and you can see them from far away,
• 31:55
  Speaker 7: like herds of elephants approaching with their babies and everything else.
• 31:59
  Speaker 7: And then giraffe will come in and they need to
• 32:01
  Speaker 7: get a drink of water too, and this.
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  Speaker 1: Goes on all day.
• 32:04
  Speaker 7: Zebra and Wilderby's they all come in for their drinks
• 32:08
  Speaker 7: and they seem to get along everybody.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: And the hippos are in the middle of the watering hole.
• 32:12
  Speaker 7: So anyway, we see the carcass, and this was the
• 32:16
  Speaker 7: most emotional moment of the entire trip. One of the
• 32:19
  Speaker 7: herds of elephants came in and they kept getting closer
• 32:23
  Speaker 7: and closer to the carcass. They actually chased the lines away,
• 32:26
  Speaker 7: which isn't an easy thing to do.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: They don't give up their meat.
• 32:29
  Speaker 7: So they came up this one herd of elephants, and
• 32:33
  Speaker 7: after a couple of minutes, you started getting a sense.
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  Speaker 7: And none of us spoke, because you have to be quiet.
• 32:37
  Speaker 7: None of us smoke in the jeep. But we all
• 32:39
  Speaker 7: got a sense at the same time that this must
• 32:42
  Speaker 7: be I'm getting chills, this must be the baby elephant's mother.
• 32:47
  Speaker 7: And sure enough, the guy said, yeah, here's what's happening here.
• 32:50
  Speaker 7: Because the group of elephants, young and old, gathered around
• 32:56
  Speaker 7: the carcass and the mother elephan what appeared to be
• 33:00
  Speaker 7: the mother. You could feel the sadness and we all
• 33:03
  Speaker 7: looked at each other and we whispered.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is a memorial service. Yeah, like
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: it was like a church service.
• 33:13
  Speaker 7: And it was very organized where they put all the
• 33:16
  Speaker 7: baby elephants in the middle.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: They are very protective of the babies.
• 33:19
  Speaker 7: The elephants in the middle so that the lions couldn't
• 33:22
  Speaker 7: get to the babies, and the mother was leaning over
• 33:25
  Speaker 7: the congress, and they do everything with their trunks. The
• 33:28
  Speaker 7: trunks are extremely sensitive, and you can tell that the
• 33:31
  Speaker 7: mother elephant was basically blessing the child with the trunk, yeah,
• 33:38
  Speaker 7: and would sniff it and then curl it up into
• 33:40
  Speaker 7: a knot, almost like so she could keep the scent
• 33:43
  Speaker 7: of her child as a memory. I'm telling you, you
• 33:46
  Speaker 7: didn't need anyone to narrate, You didn't need anyone to
• 33:48
  Speaker 7: tell you. After a couple of minutes, you knew exactly
• 33:51
  Speaker 7: what was going on, and the lions were smart enough
• 33:55
  Speaker 7: to stay away because the mother elephant also chased the
• 33:59
  Speaker 7: lions away from the car because as if to say,
• 34:01
  Speaker 7: leave her alone or leave the baby alone, and lions
• 34:05
  Speaker 7: it's the only thing they fear in the wild or
• 34:07
  Speaker 7: the elephants.
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah you said that of the jungeral, but they're afraid
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: of the elephants.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, lions own the night, as they say.
• 34:13
  Speaker 7: But anyway, we sat quietly and watched, and I'm telling
• 34:17
  Speaker 7: you justin we were as close as Lisa and I and.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Riley are to you right now watching this go down.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: I loon did it last oh half hour? U?
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: It just went on and you could just hear silent
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: colicks of the cameras slowly walk away like yes, yeah.
• 34:33
  Speaker 7: Because there was one point where one of the lions
• 34:35
  Speaker 7: tried to get back to the and the mother again
• 34:38
  Speaker 7: chased it away.
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: It's like a funeral.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: It was a funeral.
• 34:41
  Speaker 7: And by the way, you can go to my Instagram
• 34:43
  Speaker 7: and you can see this video.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: You can see everything we posted, I mean videos.
• 34:47
  Speaker 7: Of all different types of animals doing different things, different experiences.
• 34:50
  Speaker 7: It's a magical place what we witnessed, basically, and this
• 34:54
  Speaker 7: hit me when I was flying home.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: The circle of life.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: Well, that's going to do it for the best of
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: Billy and Lisa in the morning. Those were the top
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: five moments counted down by me producer Riley, and get
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: ready because we have a big week ahead of us.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: On Monday morning, we are starting the jingle Ball Jackpot.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 35:11
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• 35:15
  Speaker 3: is four front road tickets and a chance at one
• 35:18
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• 35:22
  Speaker 3: So that'll be seven ten and eight ten on Monday morning.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: But for now, the Kisstop thirty countdown is coming up next,
• 35:28
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