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Episode 189: Clown Shoe Interview · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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  What it do, what it do, what it do It is your boy Andrew
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  Schultz, AK, Mr. Goody 2 Shoes and who am I with?
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  As always, Joseph Huggins AKA old man Huggy.
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  Talk shit or get off the pod Episode 189 Hot Wheels still
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  sucks. Welcome, motherfuckers.
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  What's up, man? It's so funny because like, I
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  didn't look at the notes that you put in until like, right
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  before we started. And I was wondering what you put
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  the title as. And, and before I even looked, I
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  was like, I bet it's about Greg Abbott, the government.
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  Yeah. And and of course it was.
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  Yeah. Unbelievable shit.
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  OK, so like. They're all making moves.
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  We'll get into that. We don't want to jump into it.
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  OK, OK, but like, but it's funny.
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  Well, OK, it's it's just funny because we'll talk about it, I
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  guess. Yeah, I'm, yeah.
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  It's all stuff we've touched. Well, I well, it's just not like
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  my story's not has nothing to do with it.
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  It's OK. Like one of like the first like,
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  political things that I, well, the first thing I remember is
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  the Bill Clinton versus George HW Bush debate.
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  That's like one of my earliest memories.
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  Isn't that weird? But my dad though, when we moved
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  to Texas, all of the Democrats left the state to stop a bill
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  from being passed. I forget what bill was.
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  My dad was telling me how like much of AG move that was like he
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  was like loved it. And then like, and then now all
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  the Democrats left Texas so that they couldn't have a decorum, so
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  that these motherfuckers couldn't add.
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  OK, OK, OK. But it's just funny that it's
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  like I don't like, like the way that he hyped it up to me as a
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  kid, like made me feel like it was like such like a righteous
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  move. And then now I'm like, this is
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  insane that this is happening again.
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  And it's like, just go on left. Yeah, yeah.
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  But of course it would be about Greg Abbott.
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  He's on like my top five most hated politicians probably,
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  Yeah, right now, Allegedly hate them still, still live in Texas.
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  You never know. Never fucking know, man.
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  You don't have the caucasity. No, I mean, you know, yeah,
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  parents show up to Get Me Out. They'll be like, wait, what?
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  Funny. OK, you want to hear this funny
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  story? So I'm in like the league of
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  dorks of my dynasty fantasy Football League.
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  It's got 16 people in it and they the guy that has the trophy
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  who did not win the last time, but he still has not sent the
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  trophy. I actually sent the trophy to
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  him and and he's never sent it to the next champion.
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  And everybody's like pissed about it.
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  So then they they set up a side group text but forgot to include
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  me. So like I didn't like see the
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  beginning part. And then they added me and
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  everybody's talking about adding $20 and I'm like, what are you
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  guys even talking about? And everybody wants to pay John
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  Gruden $300.00 for a cameo to tell him to send the trophy to
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  the person who the trophies. That's pretty sweet.
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  OK. And the whole time I was
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  thinking, bro, if we're putting 300 bucks together for a cameo,
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  it's got to be George Santos. Like what are we doing?
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  Yeah, but it's fantasy football. I.
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  Know, but I had no idea what the fuck they were talking about.
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  You don't need 300 bucks to get a Santos cameo.
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  Right, No. Well, you you used to at.
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  Least yeah, he used to command at all, and now he's just like
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  anything. I know, I know.
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  But but like there's just this whole like literally the
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  conversation starts with oh fuck, I forgot I missed Andy and
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  didn't Adam. And like that's like the first
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  text I get in this new group, text that's separate from like
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  every. The trophy thief.
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  Right. Except for guess what, it's his
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  brother who's leading the group text.
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  So his brother's also in the league, and he's the one who's
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  starting this, and he's the one who thinks we should get Jon
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  Gruden to do a cameo. Looks good.
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  And I had to explain to everybody because I packaged up
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  the trophy and sent it to him. Yeah.
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  OK, but like, I had to like explain to everybody the
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  trophy's gone. That's why it's not like been
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  sent. He just doesn't want to admit
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  that he lost the fucking trophy. Like that's just obvious to me.
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  You think? Positive.
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  Why? Why do you say that?
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  Because why else would he have not sent it already?
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  Or he's just lazy as fuck and doesn't want to send.
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  It but he's not this dude like runs marathons bro.
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  That doesn't mean he's like reliable, he can procrastinate
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  and other shit. OK, but it's been 2 years.
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  This. This the guy who two years?
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  Yeah, the guy, the guy that that deserves the trophy, has won
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  back-to-back. Damn, back-to-back and he
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  doesn't have the trophy, right? You guys got to make like AI.
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  Want I want I just had to I just haven't made it clear.
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  Like it's like yo-yo your your boys gone through therapy and a
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  breakup and I'm I'm starting to see signs of things that I was
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  blind to and I'm telling y'all the trophy is gone otherwise he
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  would have sent it. Was it big?
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  Was it ridiculous? It looks like like the Stanley
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  Cup, yeah. Well, they already broke it the
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  way it's gone. Like the the problem is that
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  that there's a problem with the trophy whether it's broken or
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  it's missing. It's not that he refuses to send
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  it. It's holding on to it.
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  Yeah, right. That's not what it is.
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  It's it's like there's obviously an issue, but he hasn't admitted
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  to it. And that's and but nobody gets
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  it but he but all day, every day the the people are giving him
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  shit. And to the point where they
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  started a group chat to get Jon Gruden to do a cameo to you.
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  Should you should tell him to send you a picture?
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  Of it. I just said that to them today
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  literally right, right when I got off work I go that was the
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  second text I go hey y'all, I just want y'all know the
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  trophy's gone like that's why and I go we need proof of life
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  of the trophy yeah yeah. And guess what?
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  That proof of life is not coming because the trophy's not there.
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  He doesn't have it and he's embarrassed by it.
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  But that but but it's like escalating.
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  He's embarrassed by it. You know what it's called?
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  It's called, It's called the ertz cub, like Zach Ertz our
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  tight end from the Eagles. Because the homie who actually
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  bought the trophy to begin with, even though I was the first
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  champion and it should be called the Cromartie Trophy 'cause I
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  was the Cromartie kids, and it's called the the Lombardi Trophy
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  in real life. Yeah.
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  Makes sense to me. But I didn't buy it.
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  So this guy bought it. But he had Zach Ertz on his team
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  when he won the championship and he calls it the ertz Cup.
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  That's what it's called. No, it's fine.
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  Yeah. It's like, yeah, you, you got
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  it, bro. But your boy's name's on the cup
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  and. So what if he doesn't have it?
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  You going to make him replace it?
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  Well, that's what this is actually the other thing that's
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  going on. So not only the Jon Gruden part,
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  but what we're they're they're trying to make a rule that if
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  you don't send the trophy, then you lose your first round
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  because it's a, it's a league of dorks dynasty league.
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  So we only draft rookies and there's four rounds, so you get
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  to draft 4 rookies every year. You lose your first pick if you
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  don't send the trophy. When do they have to send it by
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  like? Before the draft, like before
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  the. Draft or.
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  Like, like I'm, I'm telling you, this is all happening like like
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  this afternoon, this whole conversation.
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  So that's not actually a rule. It was just proposed as a rule
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  and people are getting on board. But it was like the I sent him
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  the trophy. I, I won the first season.
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  I was holding on to it because my cousin won, but he was moving
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  places and, and just wanted it to be safe.
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  So I kept it and then mailed it, packaged it to the stage.
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  It's been two seasons of this other guy winning.
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  Still hasn't got the trophy. Sad Max.
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  You have to vote him out. Boot him.
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  He's the Commissioner. Revolt everybody.
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  Start a new league. With a new commish, I already
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  did revolt. Like, I changed my name from the
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  the Cromartie kids to the Insurgency and I And so the, the
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  bottom four teams every season get to draft their division in a
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  snake draft. So 'cause there's 16 teams and
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  there's four people in each division.
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  So essentially it's like a conference, right?
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  Like it, yeah. And and so you play like
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  everybody in your division twice and the bottom four teams get to
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  draft who's in their division. And there's this dude like who
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  just sucks and hates me. He literally said that he was
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  going to murder me if he ever met me.
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  And like, I had to like text like the group, like the, the
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  like it's like it's OK to talk shit, but like saying you're
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  going to murder somebody. He's like pretty inappropriate.
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  And and then like, he like, formally apologized.
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  You trolled him to the you trolled him into saying that.
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  I didn't troll him into. And then Gas LED him into
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  apologizing. Are you fucking kidding?
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  I did not say anything like that, he said.
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  I've never met Andy and if I did, I would happily no, he
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  said. I would murder him and then
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  happily do the jail time. I was like, dude, that's not
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  what have. You done to.
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  What have you done to this guy? Nothing.
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  I've never even met him. That's wow.
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  That's OK OK so so your boy drafted him first into my
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  division so I get to beat him twice and.
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  And it was like iffy well his team sucks but like I was like
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  it would just be nice to beat him twice.
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  But then I was like if he beats me twice like I might jump off a
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  fucking Cliff. But I wanted to draft Sad Max
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  AKA the trophy hoarder, but I knew that he'd still be on the
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  board later so I actually drafted him too.
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  So I got both of them in my division.
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  So I get to play both those guys twice.
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  The best and the best and the worst.
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  Max is not the best he he's just hoarding the trophy.
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  Oh, he's the, oh, he's the commissioner.
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  Right. Yeah, there's three
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  commissioners. So the homie, the homie Paul is
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  who got me in the league, who's my pledge bro whose dad produced
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  Doggy Style and the Chronic and wannabe A baller shot caller.
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  He produced that shit like like just like straight up G the
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  Razor shot him out. But he's the one who got me in
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  the league. And then it's they're all his
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  friends. And then it's my cousin and my
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  best friend from first grade, Adam, because I got them in the
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  league. But there's 16 people.
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  So it's all like rich dudes from like LA and New York that like
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  half of them I've never met. Interesting.
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  I know well. How's everything else?
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  Dude, shit is, you know, like I just told you, like off there,
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  it's like shit is wild. In my life, vibing with life.
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  Vibing I I started the wave and and I'm surfing it but I will I
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  will shout out this one girl the question 'cause she's chill as
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  fuck. That's all I have to say.
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  For any therapy questions, I didn't look at them yet.
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  That makes it way better. Yeah, I never looked at them
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  really. As you shouldn't that that's
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  like the whole point is like, I want you to get cut off guard
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  because I want you to answer like in real time, you know?
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  Oh, no, I got you. Yeah.
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  Yeah, yeah. Like with the articles, it's
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  like, OK, like like let's think about what the fuck we're going
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  to say about like, you know, the Massada what, or or or epske and
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  whatever. Damn dude just went there bro
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  Damn. I'm just saying like, you can't
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  drop it dude. Well, I mean.
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  Sucking off that conspiracy teat dog.
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  This year, I mean. Conspiracy milk?
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  Yeah, it tastes pretty good, don't it?
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  The more I think about it, the more I'm like, like, obviously,
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  yeah, OK, therapy question #1 Would you rather fight a raccoon
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  with boxing gloves or a goose with nunchucks?
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  Goose with nunchucks. Somebody was just trying to like
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  sell. So like, 'cause it's going to
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  create more distance, have a whip effect, so even if they
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  were flying at you, you could still like smack it out of the
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  air before it got too close. 'Cause they do have the aerial
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  assault. More range of motion.
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  Boxing gloves on for the raccoon sound great, but it could still
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  get on your legs. If that gets on you, then you're
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  trying to get it off. With boxing gloves, you can't
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  really use your hands. Raccoons.
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  Raccoons can get wild, but yeah, a raccoon.
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  Big as fuck. The raccoon walked into my house
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  while I was making popcorn at 1:00 AM in San Diego because
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  like the bottom window was broken.
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  Didn't even like look at me, right?
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  Like just like I, I thought a dog walked into the house.
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  It was just, I just hear these paws and I turn around.
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  It's just a giant raccoon. Next day three of his homies
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  come back and this this house is huge and I live with 13
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  different people and they shot one of the raccoons with a
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  fucking BB gun while I was in the kitchen and and it just like
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  barely like it didn't flinch it like flared up and like like try
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  to fuck with them and they like ran I'm not messing with the
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  raccoon. However, recently someone,
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  possibly a female tried to like tell me how like geese are like
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  can be like crazy and violent. I'm like.
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  That can be pretty fucking aggressive.
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  Right. And I was like, yeah, I know.
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  I I was like, I used to golf and like they're be and I was like,
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  and by the way, I'm a, I'm a gander, right?
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  Yeah, I mean, I yeah, I guess. OK, let's try call me a goose.
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  I'm like, Nah, I'm a gander. Those can be.
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  They can't be aggressive at a raccoon.
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  I just a raccoon's gonna get on you.
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  But you're right. You're right with the you're
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  right with the nunchucks, with the distance.
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  Yeah, I'd take a nunchuck over boxing gloves against most
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  animals just 'cause it's got some brain.
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  Shit, I feel like I could fuck myself up with a nunchuck, you
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  know what I'm saying? You.
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  Could like accidents swung it. Like what?
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  You're just like whipping some shit.
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  Get out of here. Like you'd fuck some shit up.
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  OK, OK, just take, take it like all of it out.
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  Who, what, what and what would you rather try to fuck up?
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  Is a a a goose or a raccoon 'cause I kind of, I kind of like
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  raccoons. Yeah, if I had to pick one that
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  I would want to fuck up, yeah, I'd probably be a goose man,
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  Probably be a goose dude. I'd roll up on them deep 'cause
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  I like we got beat from before I bumped into your cousins.
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  I was 7 seven at the lake with the fam, tried to feed you
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  bread. You fucked with me.
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  We're on now. I don't know y'all.
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  You're related somehow. You look just like.
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  I saw. I saw Alfred Hitchcock's Birds.
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  You look just like them. You look just like them.
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  Like no bro, that ain't me. You look just like them.
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  It's going down bro, like I'm going to be ratchet as fuck.
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  You know what people get? Remember, people get real
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  ratchet and they just say the same shit like eight times in a
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  row and they don't stop, so they'll say some shit like that.
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  Oh, like raccoons aren't like that.
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  Though No, but they are. But that's why I fuck with
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  raccoons. Like that guy saying he's going
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  to try to be like I I get like, get up in your face, take off.
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  It doesn't really want any smoke.
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  A raccoon will fuck you up. The raccoon's like, hey raccoon.
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  That's what I'm thinking. That's what I'm thinking is like
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  who's going to win this fight? Like a raccoon versus versus
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  like I, like I probably, I'd probably win both, but a raccoon
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  would be tougher to fight. And if it got on you and you're
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  wearing boxing gloves you have, you can't use your thumbs.
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  You fight. Yeah, you can't.
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  Good point, Good point. You can't get them off of you,
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  so you have to keep it at Bay. It's like that that that that
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  answers you. Tagging this thing up but a
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  goose back your. Boys on the speed bag all the
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  time though so. Knock that goose back and try to
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  come out to the come back at you.
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  You know, whack. Like stay back, bitch.
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  Whack. Well, that's the thing though,
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  they can fly. Yeah, but we allegedly, we ain't
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  scared. We ain't scared.
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  I've never, I don't see them. Do aerial attacks always be?
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  Fucked. You don't have the cock,
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  Cassidy. You haven't been on a golf
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  course enough like geese will. They will get crazy.
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  Oh I know they will, but I'm also saying they don't.
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  Raccoon will get crazier. They don't do a lot of aerial
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  attacks and like a raccoon could have rabies or you throw the
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  rabies wild card in there. Raccoons get rabies.
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  No, no. Dude, come on man.
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  Like I dare myself to get rabies.
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  Like, are you kidding? That's wild.
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  Have you ever met somebody who has rabies?
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  Actually it's like a it's made-up bro.
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  No conspiracy theory. Do you know anybody who has
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  rabies ever? No 'cause once.
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  Who's gotten rabies shots? Yes.
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  Who's not who's? Who's contracted rabies?
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  No, Anybody. You would go insane.
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  You would go insane. OK, my point is.
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  People used to contract rabies, yes.
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  Did they? Yes.
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  OK. And well, I know, but I guess
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  RFK juniors now are health directors or secretaries.
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  We'll probably get rabies. Yeah, that was totally a thing
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  where people you could get rabies.
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  No, I get it. But my point is that you that
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  like it's like it doesn't. I don't know.
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  And it you know what it's like it well, not actually inside
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  this. It's like tetanus.
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  It's like getting tetanus. No, no, no, no.
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  Tetanus is different. Because no, no, no.
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  But what I'm saying is you can go.
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  So you could step on their certain scenario.
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  Right, right, right. Where you would be like I need
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  to probably go get a tetanus shot and you would go get a
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  tetanus. Shot and I and.
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  I got bit by a wild coyote and it fucked me up pretty good.
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  It was pretty squirrely. I'm probably going to go get a
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  rabies shot. It's.
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  Like, OK, but do you know anybody who's ever had to do
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  that? Manu Ginobili had to get rabies
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  shots when he slapped. Yeah, but he's he's fucking
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  French bro. Slut that.
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  No, he's Argentinian. Oh well, the same same.
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  Definition. So I mean, no, I don't.
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  I mean who's gotten a rabies shot?
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  Not that I've seen it. I know people have been like.
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  I'm not a rabies shot, I'm just saying like nobody's rabies.
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  You don't contract if you contract.
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  Rabies. You guys are out there getting
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  measles in Texas, dude. You wouldn't be able to talk to
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  them, they'd go insane and makes you go crazy.
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  I just saying it seems made-up to me.
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  Have you ever seen an animal with rabies?
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  No. Oh man, I mean I don't don't go
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  look that up, but you could watch videos of that shit.
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  How would I? Yeah, I don't look at videos of
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  animals with rape. Well, your your question.
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  Unless I'm jerking off. Unless I'm jerking off.
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  Or questioning if it even exists.
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  No, no. My.
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  The shots are supposedly super painful too.
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  It's like 6 of them and you get them in your stomach.
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  But like, I have another example of this where it's like they
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  just say this, but then it's like, well, is it actually like,
• 22:57
  is this actually a thing or are we just telling ourselves this?
• 23:01
  But I, I, I just can't think of it right now.
• 23:03
  It, it like it was fucking Bill Gates said some shit about like
• 23:11
  ice cream. It's like, are they just like
• 23:13
  trying to like, like stop me from like having a good time or
• 23:17
  something like that? I forget what the fucking quote
• 23:19
  is, you know, but the point is, I don't know anybody who's ever
• 23:26
  had rabies. Yeah, you won't.
• 23:30
  Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So.
• 23:33
  Being like, have you ever met somebody who's got Ebola?
• 23:36
  You'd be like, well, no man, like I haven't.
• 23:38
  I hope I don't. If I do, it's going to be like
• 23:42
  super short lived for him or maybe both of us.
• 23:46
  That's pretty much a foregone conclusion.
• 23:49
  But I feel like I feel like that rabies is like more of a like
• 23:55
  considered more of a threat than Ebola in our.
• 23:58
  Game of lives. I think that as we.
• 24:01
  It's like, don't get close to that coyote or that squirrel or
• 24:04
  that. Well, yeah, we've we've
• 24:05
  modernized as society is modernized and we've pushed a
• 24:10
  lot of this wildlife outside of city limits and expanded where
• 24:14
  we live, displacement of wild animals.
• 24:17
  Well, not out here. We just build a bridge.
• 24:20
  It makes for less interactions with some of these things.
• 24:23
  I know I'm not touched. You could talk about it
• 24:25
  specifically because it's like sure, in South like, yeah, but
• 24:29
  then Lake Grapevine, there's like packs of coyotes at roam at
• 24:32
  night. So it's like there's probably
• 24:33
  just. Roam down my.
• 24:34
  Street it just depends on like where you are, but I mean.
• 24:37
  Totally. So I get what you're saying.
• 24:39
  But the treatment, the scenarios are so cut and dry at this
• 24:44
  point. If you got bit by an animal and
• 24:47
  they took you to the to the hospital because you needed
• 24:49
  stitches, they're giving you a rabies shot.
• 24:51
  Oh, OK. No, no, I get that.
• 24:53
  I OK. I get that.
• 24:54
  Like I said, that's what I mean. It's like stepping.
• 24:56
  It's like stepping on it. You know you're getting a
• 24:58
  tightness, OK. Like when's the last time you
• 25:00
  got it? You'd be like, oh, I don't know,
• 25:01
  like, well, you should. Probably get actually, I didn't
• 25:03
  know the last time I got 1I I forget.
• 25:05
  Well, I, I was there, but dude, dude chick was like super hot.
• 25:11
  But you know, the craziest part was like like the nurse who was
• 25:16
  like giving it to me. She was like 6 months pregnant
• 25:20
  dude, like obviously pregnant. And I was like, still like
• 25:25
  really attracted to her. Shut up.
• 25:28
  I swear to God. I believe it.
• 25:31
  I don't doubt it. First I.
• 25:32
  Was like, what is going on? All right, that's true.
• 25:43
  Oh, I believe you all. Right therapy question #2 would
• 25:50
  you rather swap bodies with your pet for a week or swap phones
• 26:00
  with your ex for a day? Swap bodies with your pet for a
• 26:05
  week. Or swap phones with your ex for
• 26:10
  a day. See, but you're all toxic so
• 26:13
  you'd want to swap with. Your no I do not.
• 26:15
  I, I want to, I want to swap bodies with my dog and like I'm
• 26:19
  going to be fast as shit like. You think I want to see what the
• 26:23
  fuck is on my ex? Sleep.
• 26:25
  Sleep, all of it. Sleep on the floor.
• 26:29
  Get scratches That sounds like. It's a full week though of being
• 26:33
  a dog like, you know. You'll be well rested, ma'am.
• 26:37
  I know but like I definitely don't want to know anything
• 26:42
  that's going on and my ex is fun like I.
• 26:45
  Well it's just weird at that point.
• 26:47
  Like they're exes for reasons so I don't want to.
• 26:48
  Go well, like sometimes it's. Swap, swap.
• 26:51
  With like just for me personally it would be toxic but like like
• 26:56
  previous exes like it wouldn't even be a big deal.
• 26:59
  Yeah, but then like, why would you win in the 1st place?
• 27:01
  That doesn't make sense. Because I don't want to have to
• 27:03
  be a dog for a week. That's the options.
• 27:06
  Yeah, I'd rather be a dog for a week.
• 27:07
  That just sounds tight. It does sound tight until it
• 27:11
  isn't, dude. Until you until you like, can't
• 27:13
  go outside like without like a human letting you out to go pee
• 27:17
  or whatever the fuck you. You know what I'm saying?
• 27:20
  Yeah, but I also feel like Topanga is going to be like, yo,
• 27:23
  we swapped, so now I'm. I see what you're saying.
• 27:28
  So like, I know Topanga is you now.
• 27:31
  Yeah, you said we're swapping body.
• 27:33
  So then Topanga is me. So Topanga is going to hold it
• 27:35
  down. I'll make sure that's.
• 27:36
  What we got to work? Get her off of work.
• 27:39
  She's going to let me. She's going to go play fetch
• 27:40
  because she knows how much fun it is to play catch.
• 27:43
  She's going to want to do that shit.
• 27:44
  She's. Like, let's go.
• 27:45
  I didn't think about that part. She's going to like, psych me
• 27:47
  out with the ball. I go, Oh yeah, it sucks, doesn't
• 27:50
  it? I just was thinking you just
• 27:51
  turn into your pet, not that the pet becomes you as well.
• 27:56
  Some. Freaky Friday.
• 27:57
  Right, right, right, right. Some Jamie Lee Curtis shit.
• 28:00
  Lindsay Lohan. That's right, you know, shout
• 28:02
  out, shout out. She woke up in my bed one time.
• 28:04
  It was weird. Not my bad.
• 28:06
  My couch. Yeah, definitely be a dog.
• 28:22
  I agree. Squirrels and shit and be like,
• 28:24
  I'm gonna kill this motherfucker.
• 28:25
  I mean. I mean, that's the part that I
• 28:27
  wouldn't want. To but but if I'm self aware
• 28:30
  then I just want to sleep all day.
• 28:31
  I would just want to sleep. I would sleep, veg out, I'd eat
• 28:35
  shitty food but whatever. But I would just chill like I'd
• 28:39
  rather do that. Come out baby, have a different
• 28:42
  appreciation. For what it's like.
• 28:44
  To be a dog. I for me, it's just I, I, I do
• 28:49
  your boy hit the block. You know, it's like I don't
• 28:52
  would need to see anything on that phone.
• 28:56
  And Anne, would you? I'll just tolerate being a dog
• 29:00
  for a week like that's what it is.
• 29:01
  It's like, not like I want to be a dog for a week.
• 29:04
  It's like, I'd rather just do that than the other.
• 29:07
  That's fair. Therapy question #3 would you
• 29:13
  rather wear? This is a good one, I think.
• 29:17
  Where would you rather wear clown shoes to every job
• 29:22
  interview or a full Cape to every first date?
• 29:30
  You go, it's just a full Cape to the first date.
• 29:34
  Could probably pull that off. Clown shoes would be difficult.
• 29:37
  Someone might appreciate it and find it funny and like hire you
• 29:40
  'cause it was quirky. But you know, more than likely
• 29:45
  you're gonna have more success in life if you're wearing a full
• 29:51
  time Cape because like, you're not going to be like if you
• 29:53
  can't get a good gig because you're always wearing big ass
• 29:55
  clown shoes, people are not going to take you serious.
• 29:59
  So it'll get you like, you're fucking crazy.
• 30:01
  OK, like, like women are going to take you seriously.
• 30:05
  Yeah, but you can make it something.
• 30:07
  You can make it something cool. There's a couple times a year
• 30:10
  where you go to music festivals, you go to like music festivals
• 30:14
  where other motherfuckers wear capes and that's where you have
• 30:16
  your first dates, you. But your boys been going on 1st
• 30:20
  dates. Like there's no way any of that
• 30:23
  shit would have gone well with the Cape on.
• 30:26
  No, but if you were going to do some EDM music festival.
• 30:32
  That would be a sick first date. And Halloween you could just
• 30:36
  wear a Cape. Like you only got to do it once.
• 30:39
  So if you can get, if you can, no.
• 30:40
  No, every first date, it said. Every first date, so the first.
• 30:45
  So no matter who you. Go.
• 30:46
  You have to lock it down. You have to lock it down.
• 30:48
  You just got. It locked down the second date.
• 30:51
  Then you can go Cape plus. That's it.
• 30:53
  That's true, yeah. So if anything, if.
• 30:55
  Any you got to get passed through the first date with a
• 30:57
  full Cape on. If if anything, this is like a
• 31:00
  your. Boy could do it.
• 31:01
  I probably but this. Is something this is something
• 31:04
  that you like guys challenge other guys to do in a group like
• 31:07
  hey. I'm not kidding.
• 31:09
  Not kidding. 20 bucks in the pot.
• 31:13
  Let's get the cameo. Not kidding.
• 31:16
  In in the group text got challenged to start a
• 31:21
  conversation and ask a girl like on a dating app what kind of
• 31:27
  groceries she's been into lately and I did it and we went on a
• 31:33
  date. She was into it.
• 31:38
  But exactly what you're saying. Like wear a Cape on their first
• 31:42
  date, ask a girl what kind of groceries she's been into
• 31:45
  lately. She's like, what the fuck did
• 31:48
  you just say to me? I was like, yo, I'm not a
• 31:51
  weirdo, but like, you know, just give me an idea.
• 31:54
  Like what were we talking? Like Erawan, We we talking like
• 31:57
  Trader Joe's, Like just like, like I don't need the list, but
• 32:01
  like swear. Yeah, but you couldn't.
• 32:11
  That's ridiculous. I know it is.
• 32:14
  You you couldn't wear clown shoes to every job interview?
• 32:18
  That would suck. Well, all you have to do is lock
• 32:20
  down one job. Yeah, but it's if you have two
• 32:23
  interviews, you're wearing clown shoes to your second interview.
• 32:26
  They they couldn't be I. Mean like I used to have like
• 32:28
  like the black and white Doc Martins.
• 32:30
  Like might as well be clown shoes.
• 32:32
  Like, no, clown shoes are big. Clown shoes are fucking big.
• 32:37
  There's a distinction between just, you know, calling
• 32:39
  something clown shoes, which is a phrase.
• 32:42
  I love that phrase. It just means it ridiculous
• 32:45
  'cause they're fucking ridiculous.
• 32:47
  Like no, like you. Have you seen someone walk in
• 32:51
  clown shoes? No, I have, not you.
• 32:54
  Walk like you're walking and like if you're seeing, watch
• 32:57
  somebody walk around in fucking fins, like scuba diving fins and
• 33:02
  they're like, 'cause they're fucking webbed ass.
• 33:05
  Feet the. Same shit.
• 33:07
  No, it's the same shit. It's almost.
• 33:09
  The same motion? No, that's way worse.
• 33:11
  You can't like it's at least they're shoes.
• 33:15
  I guess they're like. Covers bro if you're walking in
• 33:19
  with scuba fins like come on like.
• 33:21
  Shoes with a body kit. It makes no sense or.
• 33:24
  What do you mean at the same time like?
• 33:26
  Like why'd they lower? That like, like like, you know,
• 33:31
  no, I don't know dude. I'm.
• 33:32
  Cape the first Cape first date You know you have to plan some
• 33:34
  kick ass cool first dates. Halloween could be a year.
• 33:38
  That would always be like a good time to set one up for
• 33:40
  Halloween. You have to wait.
• 33:42
  You have to wait. Till that would that be like
• 33:44
  season? That be like the like all right.
• 33:46
  This is like summertime. It's EDM like fall.
• 33:51
  It's like Halloween, Burning Man.
• 33:54
  So you'd just be, you'd have to go.
• 33:55
  You'd just go that route. Yeah, you can make it work, but
• 34:01
  like if you're actively. And this is where you could
• 34:04
  like, what if you're out and you're at a festival and you
• 34:07
  meet a festival chick, then you all have.
• 34:10
  And then you're like, oh, did this count as the first date?
• 34:12
  And she's like, yeah, sure. And then you don't have to wear
• 34:14
  the Cape the next time you see the chick, boom, you're done.
• 34:16
  So then you're first date. No, no, no.
• 34:19
  The Cape is. You're right, the Cape is
• 34:21
  better. It's just, it's just, it's just
• 34:24
  unfortunate that you would have to do that.
• 34:26
  Yeah, it's because it sounds ridiculous, but it's the most
• 34:30
  like, defeatable. On smaller hurdles more, would
• 34:34
  you have like a, would you have like a custom Cape or or would
• 34:38
  you just go like black? Probably you wouldn't want to
• 34:42
  get like too detailed in it. Like what if you like?
• 34:45
  What if it like Like you designed it?
• 34:47
  It was like it was like. Like, and there's several, like
• 34:50
  there's certain things you couldn't do.
• 34:51
  So you'd think like, oh, I'll take, I'm gonna take this bitch
• 34:55
  to go see Phantom of the Opera. No, that means that you're too
• 34:59
  much into Phantom of the Opera. No, no, no, I get that.
• 35:02
  No, no, I'm talking about like I know.
• 35:04
  I'm just saying I'm. Thinking like like what would
• 35:06
  you prefer? Like what do you think?
• 35:08
  What you could get away with better if it was like a basic
• 35:11
  ass black like Cape, Superman Cape or custom?
• 35:18
  Well, yeah, you want, you want to be kind of like like chic and
• 35:23
  like kind of, you know, like low profile 'cause you could pull it
• 35:26
  off as like you're just really into fashion too.
• 35:28
  So if you got to wear a Cape, you could also make it towards.
• 35:31
  You know, like, you know, probably wears a part of myself
• 35:33
  Sticky probably wears a Cape right now.
• 35:36
  Like, yeah, feel like, yeah, this is like part of my style.
• 35:39
  So you could incorporate it and be like go like the ultra
• 35:41
  fashionable. Ride.
• 35:42
  I do not know how you get a second date wearing a Cape, bro.
• 35:46
  That's a challenge. That's a challenge.
• 35:49
  It is. It is.
• 35:50
  And I feel like I could, I could pull it off, but like, not, not
• 35:55
  because of the Cape, like the cape's a problem.
• 35:58
  It's like, that's what? But in comparison, in life,
• 36:01
  that's a smaller hurdle to overcome the more in the clown.
• 36:05
  Shoes that job. True, true.
• 36:07
  And the job. Like honking your nose.
• 36:10
  Shit dude. I would clown somebody if they
• 36:12
  came in. I was waiting for you to hit us
• 36:14
  with the clown. No pun, no pun intended.
• 36:16
  Clown somebody if they walked in in clown shoes.
• 36:21
  And, and as an as important as it is to like meet someone and
• 36:27
  be in a relationship, it's more important to get a job.
• 36:32
  Yeah, it's hard to do that when you broke a shit 'cause you're
• 36:34
  wearing size unches. Well, 45.
• 36:38
  That's why I need the job bro. Bright yellow.
• 36:40
  I got I got to wear clown shoes to the fucking interview.
• 36:44
  Polka dot lace around the outside.
• 36:46
  Get the fuck out of here bro. Like what are you doing all?
• 36:50
  Right, final therapy question, y'all.
• 36:54
  Would you rather only speak in sarcastic tones or only in
• 37:04
  motivational quotes? See.
• 37:07
  So I think I, I think I know what you're going to say, but go
• 37:10
  ahead. Well, so this is just like what
• 37:12
  type of person, how, what type of hated person do you want to
• 37:16
  be? So this is really what it is
• 37:19
  like. You have to make a decision.
• 37:20
  So you're getting hated on no matter what is where.
• 37:23
  Yeah, so you could go the sarcastic route.
• 37:25
  Everyone will think you're a Dick.
• 37:27
  They're always making sarcastic comments all the time.
• 37:30
  So people will think they won't take you seriously or they won't
• 37:33
  think what you're saying is serious.
• 37:35
  Sometimes 'cause I'll be like I'll never be able to attend
• 37:37
  one. You're not being sarcastic so
• 37:39
  that would suck, right? That would automatically blow
• 37:42
  you being an asshole for one reason.
• 37:44
  Or you could be like only speaking motivational quotes
• 37:47
  like that obnoxiously over positive guy.
• 37:51
  Or it's almost like not. Be that though.
• 37:53
  Where people think that you're yeah, but it's like, but there
• 37:56
  can be funniness to the sarcasm. You're not going to get a whole
• 37:59
  lot of laughs just being like, oh, you better lunge.
• 38:03
  And that could, like you said, it'd be like Ned fucking
• 38:05
  Flanders. So it'd be like you'd be
• 38:07
  annoying for a different set of reasons.
• 38:10
  OK, but like I've you. Would give good advice though.
• 38:13
  I've, I've, I've kind of gone through both phases, to be
• 38:17
  honest, where I'm like really like, like the positive
• 38:21
  motivational person. And then I'm also like then
• 38:25
  like, you know, get like, I go like heartbroken and cynical and
• 38:29
  sarcastic and shit. And one's better than the other.
• 38:33
  It's like people vibe with the fucking motivational shit way
• 38:37
  more than they do the sarcastic asshole.
• 38:40
  With sarcastic tones. But some people can, and they'll
• 38:44
  identify with it too though some people enjoy that shit.
• 38:46
  I mean, the balance, Well, yeah, the balance is the key.
• 38:49
  Well. That's what I'm saying is like,
• 38:51
  if you had to pick one, what type of asshole do you want to
• 38:54
  be 'cause you would rather be over, you'd be the overly
• 38:58
  positive guy. Yeah, I think that's.
• 39:00
  Quoting Tony Robbins all the time.
• 39:02
  Yeah, I'd rather do that than. I don't know.
• 39:09
  I mean, I 'cause I like being so come on, is this.
• 39:11
  That's how you speak, so it's not.
• 39:12
  Necessarily, this is how talk share.
• 39:14
  This is how Talk Share get off the pod.
• 39:16
  Also, look, this is how, this is how you're perceived, 'cause
• 39:19
  this is, this is how. That's what I'm saying.
• 39:21
  That's what I'm It's not. Necessarily how you feel, but
• 39:23
  that's the only way you can communicate back.
• 39:25
  Right, right. It's how people.
• 39:27
  So I'd rather take I'll. I'd take sarcastic tones for
• 39:30
  sure. See I'd rather take a
• 39:32
  motivational just cause. Like it's how you come.
• 39:36
  You're right, it's not how you feel.
• 39:37
  It's it's how people perceive you.
• 39:40
  I'd rather people perceive me to be like positive than than an
• 39:47
  asshole, even if I'm just kidding.
• 39:54
  Hitting them with all the Asian hand gestures.
• 39:57
  The heart. With the Asian hand.
• 39:59
  Gestures. Yeah, that's what it is.
• 40:00
  It's a they're doing K pop watching K pop Demon Slayer.
• 40:05
  I was just I was just telling someone how like that we've come
• 40:10
  out the Swifties and K Pop, but that we we've never fucked with
• 40:15
  the Beyhive. Like we just won't do it.
• 40:19
  But they but you'll fuck with Oprah.
• 40:22
  Yeah, Oprah sucks, man. She just can't not.
• 40:27
  She can't not. I I can't listen to this the.
• 40:31
  She's done something horrible to somebody no one knows about.
• 40:36
  It's insane and I'm not. Saying you can't just just give
• 40:39
  her fucking credit. She's being a boss.
• 40:42
  She gets all the credit in the world.
• 40:44
  No, Yeah, she's a boss lady. And.
• 40:47
  A strong black woman. To make boss moves like that,
• 40:51
  you have to crush people's humps.
• 40:53
  And dreams. It's not always true.
• 40:56
  You do. All right, y'all?
• 40:59
  Well, that's therapy questions. And guess what, Joseph?
• 41:02
  I don't need the eye roll. I need a break.
• 41:04
  We're going to take a 10 minute break, all right, we will. 10
• 41:07
  minutes on the live. We'll be right.
• 41:09
  After after he's done pooping, I'm.
• 41:12
  Not going to poop. And now we are back for the
• 41:18
  topics. Article #1 comes from the BBC.
• 41:26
  It's just titled How a Texas Showdown Could Reshape Congress
• 41:31
  and Trump's Presidency. So you touched on it earlier,
• 41:36
  essentially. And we've talked about this
• 41:37
  multiple times before. It's something I'm very
• 41:41
  passionate about. But like gerrymandering and
• 41:44
  redlining, redrawing districts to load them with either a
• 41:49
  certain group or to exclude a certain group to basically rig
• 41:54
  elections and fix it to where the demographic is predominantly
• 41:59
  going to vote for one group. Texas is in the process of
• 42:02
  redrawing and gerrymandering the fuck out of the state even more
• 42:07
  to create 5 new seats. Which is insane that a state can
• 42:12
  do that. This is something that should,
• 42:14
  we should have been addressed forever ago, but it's like we're
• 42:18
  opening up a Pandora's box where then it's just what Democrats
• 42:22
  are going to redraw everything and it's going to be a back and
• 42:24
  forth, back and forth. So we're, we're teetering on
• 42:27
  something being set, set up to where it's gonna be really hard.
• 42:31
  There's one district that they've that they've redrawn
• 42:34
  that goes from Austin to San Antonio.
• 42:38
  It's this weird, like snaky thing.
• 42:41
  And it's it's all Democrats. It's all, it's all like racist
• 42:44
  shit, right? Well, but that, that one's all
• 42:46
  Democrats. So they condensed where they are
• 42:48
  like the, the, the district that Jasmine Crockett represents
• 42:52
  won't even exist. But the way they're redrawing
• 42:55
  this stuff. So, but dozens of text.
• 42:58
  But so what's been going on is dozens of Texas Democrats
• 43:01
  secretly left the state in a dramatic effort to stop
• 43:05
  Republicans from holding a vote that could determine the balance
• 43:08
  of power in the US Congress. Republican Governor Greg Abbott,
• 43:12
  piece of shit has issued orders that that they should be
• 43:15
  arrested on site and fined $500 a day.
• 43:20
  He has threatened to expel them from office.
• 43:22
  First of all, he can't expel them.
• 43:25
  No shit how it works. Second of all, any subpoenas or
• 43:28
  anything like that are not arrestable.
• 43:30
  They're not felonies. So he's full of shit.
• 43:32
  He can't really find them. There's not really anything he
• 43:35
  can do about it at all. It's all just theatrics and he's
• 43:39
  just, you know. So, yeah, so like the Democratic
• 43:44
  members of the state legislator left Texas.
• 43:50
  And in Texas, you can't have a quorum to pass a bill unless
• 43:56
  there's like enough of the legislators there like at like
• 44:03
  to do it like in the state. And so he's saying that he's
• 44:08
  going to arrest them. But like they all like, I guess
• 44:14
  you could say fled the state, but they're all like in blue
• 44:19
  states. And so it's so it's like he he
• 44:22
  actually did like order like like he has like warrants out
• 44:27
  for these people. But it's like, like they're like
• 44:31
  in New York and California. It's like we're like Gavin
• 44:34
  Newsom is not going to go let like like Texas police like come
• 44:39
  and like fucking arrest somebody for no.
• 44:41
  Yeah, well, they they couldn't if they wanted to.
• 44:44
  So no, I know, but it's just it's insane that that he even
• 44:48
  thinks that. Yeah.
• 44:51
  But it it's exactly like your guys in Texas bounty law, where
• 44:55
  it's like you'll get an abortion out of the state and you can get
• 44:59
  arrested. It's like, are you fucking
• 45:00
  kidding? You have the Democrats left
• 45:03
  because at least 2/3 of the 150 member legislative body must be
• 45:08
  present to proceed with a vote on redrawing Texas electoral
• 45:12
  maps. The plan would create five more
• 45:15
  Republican leaning seats in the House of Representatives.
• 45:19
  This high stakes battle may seem both bizarre and confusing, but
• 45:23
  it's one that could spread to other states in advance of next
• 45:26
  year's national midterm elections.
• 45:28
  At its heart, it's a bare knuckle fight over political
• 45:31
  power, who can wield it more effective or most effectively,
• 45:35
  and who can keep it. And this is where you've seen
• 45:38
  Gavin Newsom say then I'm going to redraw California and create
• 45:42
  more seats for myself. If they're going to do that,
• 45:44
  then we're going to do that. Well, you know what?
• 45:45
  You know what? Barack Obama and Eric Holder are
• 45:49
  former attorney general who was actually qualified as soon as
• 45:53
  they left office, they started a nonprofit and it was to end
• 45:59
  gerrymandering just in the country in general.
• 46:04
  And so like, that's what they've been working on because like the
• 46:09
  Democrats do it too. But the reason why they do it,
• 46:14
  it's it's like to fight fire with fire.
• 46:17
  And the Republicans are just always so much better at
• 46:21
  messaging and fucking with shit like voter ID and all that
• 46:26
  bullshit. It's just, it's like, 'cause
• 46:28
  they don't give a shit. Like they're ruthless.
• 46:30
  They just want power. And like Democrats actually
• 46:33
  believe like in government and like how it should work.
• 46:37
  But like, it's like we don't, we're not as I'm gonna say we, I
• 46:42
  mean the Democratic Party, which is not as ruthless as they are.
• 46:46
  And so that's why like they just get away with shit like this.
• 46:50
  That's why I like you can't. That's why you have a bounty out
• 46:54
  for you. Like if you fucking like or an
• 46:56
  Uber driver taking someone to go get an abortion in Texas.
• 47:00
  Like, I mean, it's insane. Yeah, it's way worse than that.
• 47:06
  It's like, oh, I think you might have gotten an abortion.
• 47:11
  So I'm going to turn my head now.
• 47:13
  They'll prove you didn't. That's fucking.
• 47:14
  Weird. And get paid for it.
• 47:16
  Yeah. And if, if yeah, I'll get 10K.
• 47:19
  I've just said that's just like wild.
• 47:21
  That's like the most. Like the fact that like you guys
• 47:24
  let that shit happen is insane. Why does Trump want
• 47:29
  redistricting? It's not like we let it happen.
• 47:31
  I mean everybody, no. No, you did.
• 47:33
  Texas did. Well, it's not like I let it
• 47:37
  happen. No, I know you didn't.
• 47:39
  I'm just saying that you people. Well, the Legislature, which is
• 47:46
  Cray, which is doing all this. I just, I just mean like, yeah,
• 47:49
  the people that you voted into office in Texas.
• 47:54
  House of Representatives is made-up of 435 legislators who
• 47:59
  are elected every two years. They represent districts and
• 48:01
  boundaries. Who draws the lines and how and
• 48:05
  how can go a long way in shaping the ideological tilt of the
• 48:09
  district and likelihood that it elects a Democrat or a
• 48:12
  Republican. So yeah, it's saying that House
• 48:15
  edge knife with 2019 Republicans and 212 Democrats.
• 48:20
  There are 4 vacancies likely to be filled by three Democrats and
• 48:24
  one Republican in a special election later this year.
• 48:28
  So that would put it at 2:16 for Democrats, 2/20 for Republicans.
• 48:34
  Would just if just to see if you could guess, what do you think
• 48:40
  the most gerrymandered state is in the country out of the 50?
• 48:48
  Oh, it's got to be like Mississippi, Alabama.
• 48:53
  No, no, Wisconsin. OK, I could see that.
• 48:58
  It's like it like like if Wisconsin was in gerrymandered,
• 49:03
  it would just be like run by all Democrats.
• 49:06
  But it's it, it's like 60% of the votes are Democratic and
• 49:10
  then the state legislature is like 80% fucking Republican.
• 49:17
  It's ridiculous. It's a problem.
• 49:25
  That's a big political state. Wisconsin's got a lot of power.
• 49:29
  It's it's this, it's this. It's the swingiest of the swing
• 49:32
  states. It's got a lot of like clout and
• 49:34
  power. Yeah, most gerrymandered state.
• 49:40
  Damn. Interesting.
• 49:46
  Yeah. I wouldn't take much for a shift
• 49:47
  in the political winds for Democrats to take back control
• 49:50
  of the House and next year's midterm elections.
• 49:53
  And that the party controls a lower Chamber of Congress, has
• 49:56
  powers to extend that, extend far beyond simply setting
• 50:00
  legislatures legislative agenda for the next two years, as
• 50:03
  important as that may be, which is true.
• 50:06
  I mean, they're just worried that they're going to end up
• 50:08
  losing Texas. Lot of people that live here who
• 50:15
  are immigrants, different ethnicities, Texas is actually
• 50:23
  pretty diverse, especially depending on where you are.
• 50:26
  So that being said, I mean, there's a lot of people who
• 50:28
  might have voted for Trump and now they're seeing these
• 50:31
  deportations or whatever. There's reasons for people to
• 50:34
  jump ship and maybe move. So they, I feel like they're the
• 50:37
  Republicans are good at trying to stay ahead.
• 50:40
  And that's something that, you know, if they're planning on
• 50:44
  losing 3 seats or having three of them filled, one to be it
• 50:48
  being within a four seat swing, they're like we need to create 5
• 50:51
  new seats. And and it's literally only like
• 50:56
  4 seat difference right now in the House, like of
• 50:59
  representatives, you know, between like like that's how
• 51:02
  like polarized it is. Yeah, yeah, no, dude, I'm all
• 51:08
  these motherfuckers want is power when they're going to do
• 51:11
  whatever the fuck they they can to to go get it and like.
• 51:15
  Oh, we now don't disagree, obviously.
• 51:17
  No, I know, I know. It's just, it's, it's just gross
• 51:22
  how it plays out. And then, like, to me, it's like
• 51:28
  the fact that the Democrats have to leave the state for this not
• 51:33
  to happen, even though we all know it's still going to happen.
• 51:39
  They're gonna have to come back. And this.
• 51:43
  Yeah. And this is going to happen.
• 51:46
  Like, this is like, more of like a symbolic, like, protest.
• 51:50
  But it's insane that like, that we can just let it like, like,
• 51:55
  let this like shit happen. And the Supreme Court is so
• 51:58
  fucking right wing like right now that like, they're just
• 52:02
  gonna let it go. Like they got rid of the fucking
• 52:06
  voting right, like Rights Act like.
• 52:10
  And the first thing that happened was like Alabama was
• 52:12
  like, OK, fuck it. We're taking like polling, like
• 52:15
  places out of black people's, like communities, like, you
• 52:18
  know, it's like immediately. Yeah.
• 52:21
  Yeah, it sucks, dude. It's, it's really sucks.
• 52:24
  Like where we're at? Yeah, we're at a.
• 52:28
  Interesting. Time.
• 52:29
  Yeah, but I mean, this is all Hot Wheels.
• 52:31
  Abbott, man. He's all about it.
• 52:33
  Why though? I don't even care why.
• 52:36
  He says he says he's not running for re election after this term
• 52:39
  too which I just call bullshit I think.
• 52:41
  He's do you think he, do you think he wants to be president?
• 52:47
  I think he knows he couldn't become president do.
• 52:51
  You Are you sure? I think every, every senator
• 52:55
  wakes up every day and looks in the mirror and says hello, Mr.
• 52:58
  President or Mrs. President like.
• 53:02
  No, I think that he likes his, has his little power vacuum here
• 53:05
  in Texas, gets to do stuff, gets to be talked about on the
• 53:09
  national stage. I don't think he has any
• 53:10
  interest in being president. I think he knows he wouldn't
• 53:13
  win. I think he'd lose.
• 53:15
  Hard disagree. I think he would lose too.
• 53:18
  I'm just saying when you get to that level, it's it's kind of
• 53:22
  like how people say like the Joker Yankovic, like in the NBA,
• 53:28
  he's just like he just like wants to like go and hang out in
• 53:30
  Serbia and like he might just retire even though he's like
• 53:34
  back-to-back MVP. It's like, no, dude, you don't
• 53:37
  get that competitive like and then just give it up like that.
• 53:42
  Like, like, I'm like, Abbott thinks he can be president and I
• 53:48
  guarantee you he has ambitions. Why the fuck else?
• 53:53
  Why else would he care? Like seriously Like why would he
• 54:02
  care if there was five more like?
• 54:05
  See, I think, see, I think he'd be happy with like a cabinet
• 54:08
  spot with someone else. I'm sure he would take it, but
• 54:13
  like, but I'm just I'm saying like he like the ego that he
• 54:18
  probably has is like, yeah, dude, I'm going to be president
• 54:24
  after Trump. Yeah, it must be hard to push
• 54:27
  around when you have an ego that big.
• 54:30
  Especially when you're in a wheelchair.
• 54:32
  Probably. Got him.
• 54:34
  It's a push part, but yeah, so I mean, I just keep an eye on it's
• 54:40
  because there's other states that are talking about doing
• 54:42
  this. I have Democratic states saying
• 54:44
  that they're going to redraw and add more seats.
• 54:46
  It's just this petty fucking back and forth now.
• 54:50
  I don't it's it's hard to watch, man.
• 54:54
  It's hard to watch. I don't even watch the news
• 54:56
  anymore. I swear to God.
• 54:59
  Yeah. It's depressing.
• 55:00
  Yeah. Well, it's just like, yeah.
• 55:02
  It's like, I don't like, I, I keep up with the, I, I, I listen
• 55:06
  to NPR like I, you know, I like, I look at the articles, like for
• 55:10
  the podcast, but I just can't watch cable news anymore.
• 55:13
  It's just like, what are we doing?
• 55:22
  That's fair. Article #2 This article comes to
• 55:26
  us from the AP Marjorie Taylor Green calls for George Santos's
• 55:31
  seven-year sentence to be commuted.
• 55:34
  Fuck yeah, shout out. Might be hard to find.
• 55:38
  Have to find someone to have your back in politics if you get
• 55:40
  caught lying about your life story, become one of the handful
• 55:44
  of people to ever be expelled from Congress and they're thrown
• 55:47
  in federal prison. But George Santos is no ordinary
• 55:52
  former politician. Shoot.
• 55:53
  So true. Shout out.
• 55:55
  I'm in a letter. In a letter Monday, US Rep
• 55:58
  Marjorie Taylor Green formally came.
• 56:01
  She formally came. Formally came to the aid of the
• 56:04
  well. I had an ad pop up for a Mazda
• 56:07
  3. Formally came to the aid of the
• 56:10
  disgraced ex congressman with a request that his seven-year
• 56:15
  prison sentence be commuted, arguing that the length of the
• 56:18
  term is represented as a grave injustice.
• 56:22
  The plea which I sent, which The plea which was sent to the
• 56:25
  Justice Department pardon attorney came less than two
• 56:29
  weeks after Santos became his began his sentence while his
• 56:34
  Crimes, war and punishment. Many of my colleagues who I
• 56:37
  serve with have committed far worse offences than Mr. Santos,
• 56:41
  yet have faced 0 criminal charges, Marjorie Taylor Green
• 56:45
  wrote without elaborating. I strongly believe in
• 56:48
  accountability for one's actions.
• 56:50
  I believe the sentencing of Mr. Santos is an abusive overreach
• 56:54
  of the judicial system. I mean like, I've already put
• 56:59
  money on his book so he's got ramen at least.
• 57:03
  I love what Trump had to say. He lied like hell, Trump said.
• 57:07
  And I didn't know him, but he was 100% for Trump.
• 57:13
  Santos pleaded guilty last year of charges of wire fraud and
• 57:17
  aggravated identity theft following a damage.
• 57:20
  I mean and. Did this dude?
• 57:24
  Incident that allegedly stole from political donors, paid for
• 57:27
  personal expensive with campaign contributions, lied to Congress,
• 57:31
  and collected unemployment benefits while working.
• 57:36
  Did and that's like not even like half the list of like his
• 57:40
  like shit, I just think he's funny as hell.
• 57:45
  Like, and other than like whenever he took that, like
• 57:51
  homeless veterans, dogs, money or whatever, Yeah, that was
• 57:56
  tough hold. On this this lists off some of
• 58:01
  them. So Santos once heralded in the
• 58:04
  Republican Party for winning the the perennial contest.
• 58:08
  The perennial, perennially contested New York congressional
• 58:12
  seat covering parts of Queens and Long Island.
• 58:16
  However, it all began to unravel when it became clear that he
• 58:19
  fabricated much of his life story.
• 58:21
  At one point, he falsely claimed that his mother died in the 9/11
• 58:25
  attacks. At another one, he claimed that
• 58:28
  he was Jewish and not Jewish. When when pressed about the
• 58:33
  claim, he said that his grandparents fled the Holocaust.
• 58:36
  That's true. I mean, true that he said that.
• 58:40
  I mean, what else he said that he he said that he lived in a
• 58:43
  mansion, was sleeping on his sister's couch.
• 58:45
  He was a collegiate no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 58:49
  You were thinking of Eric Adams was sleeping on the couch.
• 58:53
  No. No, George Santos was too.
• 58:57
  He lied. He was.
• 58:58
  That's when they were like giving that.
• 58:59
  Have been a futon dude. That's stuff.
• 59:01
  People were like, he's lying about his address and he's like,
• 59:04
  oh, I'm moving. So no.
• 59:05
  Same thing with with with with the mayor Adams, though of New
• 59:09
  York. He was like sleeping on a couch
• 59:12
  in New Jersey when he was running for mayor.
• 59:17
  Yeah, and he's a piece of shit too, but not not that George
• 59:22
  Santos is a piece of shit. I mean, I mean, obviously he is,
• 59:25
  but he's but he's best friend at the pod so.
• 59:28
  He's like, there's a Mount Rushmore too you put him on it
• 59:32
  for. Sure.
• 59:34
  Yeah, lied about, you know, where he was living.
• 59:37
  Just just his his mommy and. Lied about not being a drag
• 59:41
  queen in a drag queen in Brazil, and then it comes out he is.
• 59:45
  The Brazilian government to this day wants custody of George
• 59:48
  Santos, right? Right.
• 59:50
  I'm surprised. I'm surprised that that he
• 59:52
  hasn't got deported. Like, I mean, we're just
• 59:55
  deporting people for no reason at this point.
• 59:57
  Yeah, but he's 100% for Trump, so Trump's like, I like him.
• 1:00:01
  I like the guy down there in Brazil.
• 1:00:03
  He's a good guy. The guy who's being falsely
• 1:00:06
  accused, if he was in charge, I'm I might give them Santos,
• 1:00:10
  but he's not. And plus, he's 100% Trump.
• 1:00:12
  Dude, what if he got like a secretary like like that?
• 1:00:15
  'D be awesome. That I I dude, I'd be so here
• 1:00:18
  for it. So here.
• 1:00:20
  For it like that'll be a disaster, but I'd be.
• 1:00:22
  I know but but but. So ready to watch.
• 1:00:24
  That I feel like he might, he might be able to do a good job
• 1:00:27
  like like he's diabolical, but like, I don't know if he's like
• 1:00:34
  malevolent. To reach the point where he's
• 1:00:37
  at, he's got to have he's got special powers.
• 1:00:40
  For sure, for sure, for sure. I mean, did did, did he beat
• 1:00:43
  Harvard in the volleyball game? So what do you mean?
• 1:00:47
  Hall of Fame Ivy League volleyball player.
• 1:00:49
  That's right. That's such a random ass thing.
• 1:00:53
  It's a perfect lie. He ran twice and nobody.
• 1:00:59
  Nobody. Ever.
• 1:01:00
  Yeah, what's crazy is that nobody questioned him the first
• 1:01:03
  time. He was even crazier.
• 1:01:05
  Yeah. So it's like he got to go again.
• 1:01:07
  Like, oh, I remember that guy. He's got a craziest.
• 1:01:09
  Story. And that's kind of what it is.
• 1:01:10
  It's like he got away with all of it.
• 1:01:14
  And so it was like he just started doubling down.
• 1:01:18
  He's like, do you? Do you think part of it was like
• 1:01:20
  he was telling lies in the first cycle and then forgot some of
• 1:01:26
  them so made-up news stories to? No, no, What I think happened
• 1:01:29
  was he was telling lies to try to get a job as a congressman,
• 1:01:35
  congressperson, whatever the fuck, and nobody called him on
• 1:01:41
  it. So then he was like, yeah, I can
• 1:01:44
  just lie more and see and and see what and see what the fuck
• 1:01:49
  Yeah, because he's like, yeah, if there there was no
• 1:01:52
  repercussions like for. Yeah, sure.
• 1:01:55
  He didn't get in any trouble, right?
• 1:02:01
  Pretty crazy. That's part of the pod.
• 1:02:05
  Yeah, it's just been over a week now, but I can tell you this
• 1:02:07
  much, when people say prison sucks, they aren't just talking
• 1:02:10
  about the bars and the bunks. Dude, shut up, Santos.
• 1:02:15
  You're having the best time ever, dude.
• 1:02:16
  He's probably like getting like. There was an interview.
• 1:02:19
  I think he did it with Tucker Carlson.
• 1:02:21
  And he said that. He's worried about his life,
• 1:02:23
  that he won't survive in there. That that I was like, you're
• 1:02:28
  probably going to be in protective segregated custody,
• 1:02:31
  bro. They're not going to put you.
• 1:02:33
  They're not going to put him in Jen Pop.
• 1:02:34
  He's too Pop. He's too famous.
• 1:02:37
  They won't do that. They won't they.
• 1:02:39
  They might hit him with some sheets like he's Epstein bro.
• 1:02:42
  No, he'll be like in trustee type shit.
• 1:02:44
  So he'll be like. You think that, but like, I
• 1:02:46
  don't know, like. The the way.
• 1:02:48
  No, maybe not because he has theft charges.
• 1:02:50
  So the, the way the world is now, it's like, it's like, dude,
• 1:02:55
  do not be surprised if it's like we find out like like the
• 1:03:01
  cameras are turned off and Santos is dead.
• 1:03:04
  I. Mean he could be.
• 1:03:06
  I've been saying this for the whole time.
• 1:03:08
  He could be the key to all of this.
• 1:03:09
  We just don't even realize it. Probably.
• 1:03:14
  He could be our Aladdin like like.
• 1:03:17
  Or or or or or or Abu. At least our Abu, he'd make a,
• 1:03:23
  he'd make a great Abu. For sure, but he's probably
• 1:03:28
  believe the parrot, whatever the fucking name of Jafaris
• 1:03:33
  Parrotis. I I played Jafar in Aladdin in
• 1:03:36
  in a play in six. Yago.
• 1:03:39
  Yeah, Yaga. Iago bam boom, got it.
• 1:03:43
  Still can get it done son. There another therapy question
• 1:03:48
  article #3 Denmark Zoo asked people to donate their small
• 1:03:52
  pets as food for captive predators.
• 1:03:56
  What a A zoo in Denmark is asking for donations of small
• 1:04:01
  pets as food for its predators. While the Alborg Zoo said it's
• 1:04:06
  trying to mimic the natural food chain of its animals, House
• 1:04:09
  there for the sake of both the animal welfare and professional
• 1:04:13
  integrity, and offers assurances that pets will be gently
• 1:04:17
  euthanized by training staff. The zoo in northern Denmark
• 1:04:21
  explained on Facebook posts that if you have a healthy animal
• 1:04:24
  that needs to be given away for various reasons, feel free to
• 1:04:28
  donate. Donate it to us.
• 1:04:31
  The zoo points to Guinea pigs, rabbits, chickens as possible
• 1:04:34
  donations. After being euthanized, the
• 1:04:37
  animals be will be used as fodder, said the zoo.
• 1:04:40
  The way nothing, nothing go that way, nothing goes to waste.
• 1:04:44
  We ensure the natural behavior, nutrition and well-being of the
• 1:04:48
  predators. The online the The online call
• 1:04:52
  for pet donations is a is accompanied by pictures of a
• 1:04:55
  Wildcat bearing its teeth with this wide open mouth on the on a
• 1:05:00
  link to the zoo's website. Nothing noting the facility also
• 1:05:05
  is interested in receiving horses.
• 1:05:09
  The zoo, which could not immediately be reached for
• 1:05:12
  additional details, does not list other pets or animals as
• 1:05:16
  possible donations. You got a horse you don't want?
• 1:05:21
  Bring it to the zoo. I'm going to feed it to the
• 1:05:23
  ocelots. Dude.
• 1:05:27
  That's wild. How bad?
• 1:05:28
  How bad of a spot are you in? What up I just told you about?
• 1:05:34
  You know, the equestrian? Like how are we talking about
• 1:05:37
  feeding horses to fucking animals right now?
• 1:05:40
  It's in Denmark, it's not me, this article's.
• 1:05:43
  Well, you know what's so fucking funny?
• 1:05:44
  The fact. That you the fact that you're
• 1:05:46
  open casting, calling for animals to feed the other
• 1:05:50
  animals. You got a cat you don't want
• 1:05:52
  bring it on down. Yo, you want to get rid of this
• 1:05:54
  pet and bring it to me. And you know what I you know I'm
• 1:05:57
  going to put it to sleep and then feed it to an alligator.
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  That's fucking insane. That is some of the craziest,
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  like a request of the community from the zoo.
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  Bring me your small pets and animals.
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  That's a wild. That's crazy work to whoop
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  whoever made that. Oh, sorry, I'm just like.
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  I mean circle of life type shit like like instead of OK, instead
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  of like, I don't know, devil's advocate here.
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  Instead of like getting like the ashes, which I did of my dog
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  that died, you go and I don't know.
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  No, because it says it says and and I quote.
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  If you have a healthy animal that needs to be given away for
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  various reasons, feel free to donate it to us.
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  That is creepy as shit dude. That is, that is.
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  Denmark side ahead of the game what what I was going to say is
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  so I. I know somebody who moved to
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  Denmark actually. Well, what's funny is like I
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  used to clean the pool of this like TikTok star who was like on
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  the House hype house, like on Netflix and then he sold it and
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  the family's from Denmark, but they had like 21 horses and I
• 1:07:34
  and they just hadn't moved in yet.
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  But like, but it was like a whole set up and you know why I
• 1:07:43
  think they didn't move in yet 'cause they they had bought the
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  house. But I think it's 'cause Trump
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  got elected and they were just like, maybe not.
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  We're getting the fuck out of here.
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  Like they're like, like they're just like that rich like, like,
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  'cause like I'd met them and like they would like come, but
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  like they just hadn't. Like they were like, it was like
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  a vacation house, but they were planning on like making it their
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  house and and then they just never like actually like I'm I
• 1:08:12
  got out of the game now. But if the you know, but it, it
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  was just, it was just weird. But like, yeah, I couldn't
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  imagine, dude. I could not imagine.
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  You're right. You're right.
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  Fucking crazy. But it's crazy.
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  My my whole point is to they're from Denmark.
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  That was all I was saying. That's like there's wolves in
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  the forest. The only way to keep them at Bay
• 1:08:34
  is once a week. We have to give them one of our
• 1:08:37
  pets everywhere. Dude, I'm not kidding.
• 1:08:40
  On NPR TODAY that there's like this wolf problem, I forget
• 1:08:44
  where that's eating pets, but but the wolves are endangered in
• 1:08:55
  this area or whatever. So they don't want to kill the
• 1:08:59
  wolves. So what they're doing is playing
• 1:09:04
  a marriage story with Adam Driver and, you know, my Boo,
• 1:09:10
  Scarlett Johansson. Yeah.
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  Loudly like the like where they argue with each other to to get
• 1:09:20
  the wolves to not come to the eat the pets or whatever.
• 1:09:28
  I swear to God that's what I heard today on NPR.
• 1:09:31
  That's crazy. That'd be that.
• 1:09:33
  Wouldn't be cool because I have a pet, but like would if I knew
• 1:09:38
  my pet was safe. Would it be cool to live in a
• 1:09:42
  town with the wolf problem? Like probably, you know, like
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  where do you live? Oh, I live.
• 1:09:48
  Over there, I just told you I got coyotes everywhere.
• 1:09:51
  That make you that make you more mysterious.
• 1:09:52
  Yeah, but coyotes are super skittish like a wolf and don't
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  give no fucks. Coyotes are like.
• 1:09:58
  That's what you have to be. That's what you.
• 1:10:00
  That's what people say. But then like I'm telling you,
• 1:10:04
  dude, like when they like it's like we could just go outside
• 1:10:08
  right the fuck now they. Have rabies, some of them.
• 1:10:12
  Allegedly, if rabies exist. Well, what's fucked up with
• 1:10:16
  rabies too is the only way they can tell is they got to test
• 1:10:18
  their brain, but that means they got to kill it.
• 1:10:22
  What are we talking? It's like it's like CTE.
• 1:10:27
  It's like CTACTE for animals and if you got it.
• 1:10:32
  If a person got rabies then fuck them up.
• 1:10:36
  Except for nobody knows anybody who's ever had rabies.
• 1:10:41
  Well, not anymore because you've evolved past it.
• 1:10:45
  I don't know that that article just fucked me up.
• 1:10:48
  The healthy if you have a healthy animal.
• 1:10:51
  No, I agree with that. I agree with no.
• 1:10:54
  No sick animals. Keep your old pets away.
• 1:10:58
  I need young, virile, healthy pets.
• 1:11:03
  What happened to the Guinea pigs?
• 1:11:05
  Oh, we gave them to the zoo so they could get eaten by the
• 1:11:09
  ostriches. Shits what?
• 1:11:14
  I agree and and and it's also weird that it's Denmark and not
• 1:11:19
  like like some, you know, like as Trump would say, shit whole
• 1:11:26
  country or something. Yeah, for sure.
• 1:11:29
  And we don't got to do the last article.
• 1:11:30
  It's just about Trump talking about today.
• 1:11:33
  He was spazzing out about ex doge employee being attacked.
• 1:11:37
  So now he wants to try 14 year olds as adults federalize DC and
• 1:11:43
  just wants to take over just I mean Jeanine Pirro is now the
• 1:11:49
  attorney general for DC, which is crazy.
• 1:11:54
  So unqualified. So you know just who.
• 1:11:58
  Is qualified in this administration seriously who?
• 1:12:03
  None of. Them Stephen Miller is for what
• 1:12:05
  he he's his job is to be the most evil person on the planet
• 1:12:09
  that's. Very good.
• 1:12:10
  He's qualified for that. Yeah, he's great.
• 1:12:11
  But his job is deputy chief of staff.
• 1:12:16
  Yeah, so he wrangles up bunch of evil people.
• 1:12:21
  He's like a evil leader. That's yeah, he's great at it.
• 1:12:24
  That is true. He is.
• 1:12:26
  He's. Extremely qualified for what
• 1:12:28
  this what this administration wants to do.
• 1:12:30
  He is overly qualified. We call him, we call him the
• 1:12:34
  Santa Monica fascist. That's what we call him out here
• 1:12:37
  because he's from Santa Monica and he's a fascist.
• 1:12:41
  Yeah, and makes sense. You know he was from Santa
• 1:12:48
  Monica. Yeah, dude, think about that.
• 1:12:50
  That's wild. Who?
• 1:12:53
  Went to Santa Monica high school dude and ran for for student
• 1:12:57
  class president and on his platform he like or like part of
• 1:13:02
  his like platform as he was like running for office for student
• 1:13:06
  class president was that he throws trash on the ground to
• 1:13:09
  keep the janitors employed. That's wild.
• 1:13:13
  Yeah, dude, that's how terrible this motherfucker is, and he's
• 1:13:17
  like writing tweets and shit for Trump.
• 1:13:20
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• 1:13:24
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• 1:13:35
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• 1:13:38
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• 1:13:41
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• 1:13:44
  coming up, so we're going to see some okey doke type shit.
• 1:13:47
  So I mean, it's just a clown show man.
• 1:13:50
  It's fucking crazy. Clown shoes at a job interview.
• 1:13:55
  Yeah, seriously. That might be the name of the
• 1:13:57
  the audio, I don't know. Yeah, do it.
• 1:14:00
  That's a good one. That sound bad?
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• 1:14:08
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