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FLASHBACK - Icebergs Are No Danger · Plausibly Live - The Dave Bowman Show Podcast

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  Hello Shipmates. From EFIV AM 1360 Modesto this E
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  afternoon's live trip. All right, well, I'm told that
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  eastbound 120 is just fine now. Did.
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  They add like 6 lanes while we weren't looking.
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  I don't know, but they still haven't reported that the
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  northbound southbound lanes on 99 are open yet.
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  So, so it probably is if 120 is all right.
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  Yes, on southbound, no. OK, because that's below well, I
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  know they're anywhere near the 99 thing.
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  It's looks like it's getting better.
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  Welcome back afternoons live KFIVKWSX.
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  It is a Tuesday episode of the Big Show.
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  It's me. It's Dave, along with John
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  Constine, who brings you the news.
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  Man, is that all I do? Is that all I am to you, Dave?
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  Not all you are to me. Then we have this discussion
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  your your love is like bad medicine.
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  Bad medicine is what I. Be.
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  Fortunately, it's what you require.
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  There's that. I've rebooted, we're still
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  getting the chat, trying to get the chat room up and going, and
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  meantime the text machine is still working. 720 SSBN is that
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  number. The phone lines are open.
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  551-3483 is that number. Toll free 866-770-5556 you can
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  send us an e-mail. Again, I do not recommend this,
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  but you can do it. You send it to
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  dave.diamondshow@clearchannel.com and I promise you that sometime
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  between now and New Year, someone will read.
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  It may not be me, but someone will get to it.
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  Who else has access to the account?
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  I know I don't. Would you like it?
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  Be happy to give it. That might be kind of fun
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  actually, just to go in there and read some of the some of the
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  more colorful emails. Might be entertaining.
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  Normally the chat room would be open, but I'm still fiddling
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  around with trying to get that working.
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  So we're working on it. It's all I can tell you at this
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  point. A loqui cognisio.
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  Stand up. Tell those who oppose liberty.
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  Don't fret on me. Well, I guess I should ask the
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  choir. I mean, welcome back.
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  It's nice to see you. Thank you.
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  It's it's nice to be back. I'm, I'm glad I, I, I've
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  actually got it four days off. It's just too much, really.
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  Oh yeah, yeah. It's especially with everything
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  happening and it's like. It's not for me, dude.
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  It's it's just you get to the point where I'm I'm ready to go
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  back to work. I was ready to go back to work.
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  Yeah. And, and because the NFL playing
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  all their games on Saturday instead of Sunday, that screwed
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  me up. So I was actually ready to come
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  back to work yesterday, Monday, and of course we couldn't
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  because it's a holiday. We.
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  Couldn't you're complaining about the I'm not.
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  Complaining about it, I'm just. It's a little crazy.
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  It's a little backwards, Dave. Just say yesterday it was Boxing
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  Day and I got a text from somebody that said, you know,
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  traditionally on Boxing Day the the folks changed roles.
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  So I would have been the producer and and, and you and
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  Maz could have, well, Maz isn't here, but you could have hosted
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  the show and and I would have done, but I didn't have the
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  heart to tell the guy that texted me that, that, you know,
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  the the humor in Boxing Day is supposed to be that you switch
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  jobs and you just make a complete pig's breakfast of it
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  because nobody knows what they're doing, right?
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  The the problem is is that I cut my teeth doing that.
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  So I I still like to do, I still like producing, I still like
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  engineering, I still like board up and.
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  The other problem is that I would be completely awesome on
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  the other side of this glass. Yes, that's that's what I was
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  really were afraid of. I was afraid that John was just
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  going to come over here and. And just slay, right?
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  No, I was really terrified of that.
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  I really was. You should be.
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  You will. John, do you know who Jerry
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  Brown is? Yes.
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  You know what he did today? What did he do today?
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  See. I was, I was really worried
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  about no, I. I'm sick.
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  I'm in a weakened condition. Oh yay, the sound is working.
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  Oh good, well now we can stop mentioning that every 4 minutes.
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  All right, everybody in the chat room is happy.
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  How was your Christmas? We didn't.
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  How were your holidays? They were totally awesome.
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  For me, Christmas last two days, Christmas Eve is always a really
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  big deal and we all went over to my parents house and played and
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  played games and just laughed hysterically.
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  OK, sorry, update here. They're saying they can't hear
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  you. Really.
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  Are you an audition? Yeah.
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  And program? Yeah.
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  And they still can't hear it. You would think that would
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  improve the show. I I have no idea they get to
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  listen to the cool surgeon. I I hate to do these on air
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  staff meetings but literally the feed to the chat room is taken
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  right off the headphones so if I can hear it.
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  They should be able to hear it, right?
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  I, I don't, I don't, I don't know.
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  I don't get it. Yeah, I don't know.
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  I don't know what's up with that.
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  Oh well. Well, anyway, back to your
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  holidays. IHeartRadio.
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  That's the that's the secret. Listen to it on iHeartRadio.
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  Back to your. Holiday, my holidays were
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  totally awesome. And you know, in a nutshell, I
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  mean, it's as per huge. My family's really cool.
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  So you know, I got to hang out with them and and spend a lot of
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  time with the people that are most important to me.
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  It was a good time. You know, it's funny.
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  I actually wanted to tell this, this story briefly, but this
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  didn't even happen to me. So it's almost my it's it's
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  almost my, like, second hand, third hand recollection of, of
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  events. But a friend of mine kind of
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  woken up on Christmas Eve morning by the Sheriff's
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  Department pounding on her door, saying that they had received an
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  Internet tip of shots fired in her house.
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  Oops. Yeah.
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  And so she like, you know, jumps out of bed, you know, throws on
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  some clothes really quick and opens the door and, and it's
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  like, yeah, everything's fine. And there's like a bunch of cops
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  and a dog. And they're like, yeah, we need
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  to come through and take a look. No, you don't.
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  So they come in and look around the house, you know, make sure
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  everything's OK or whatever. And then they're like, you know,
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  they're all standing out front laughing about it or whatever.
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  And she was saying that she was going to go pick up some
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  doughnuts for her Co workers. And then, you know, they had the
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  the requisite doughnut jokes and then all of a sudden rat a tat
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  tats shots are actually fired from like the house down the
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  street. And they're like, oh, we got to
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  go. Who obviously doesn't look
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  outside and go, yeah, look, there's a bunch of cops out in
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  the front lawn. Right.
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  Yeah, yeah, that's weird. Maybe it was in the backyard and
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  they were like they're they're plinking at cans or something
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  like that. Could very well have been.
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  But that's an exciting way to wake up on Christmas Eve.
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  All I did was go to the mall. On Christmas Eve.
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  Are you insane? And Costco, my dad and I got I
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  got up early, early for me. I didn't even.
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  Actually leave the house on Christmas Eve.
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  Always the goal, do you believe me?
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  Always the goal. Is I did not do that.
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  I took one diaper out to the trash can and that was it.
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  That was my the entirety of my outside the.
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  Extended excursions outside the house?
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  Yeah, that's hilarious. Yeah, well, Costco was chaos,
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  dude. And of course it was like
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  90,000° in there. And of course the whole thing
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  was jammed up because people were buying muffins that didn't
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  have barcodes on them. And anyway.
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  Yeah, it was chaos. It's anarchy.
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  It's a mess out there. Speaking of messes, 99 I'm
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  assuming is fine now because the CHP folks have completely
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  obliterated it from their website.
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  Really, it's gone, so they're just not talking about it at
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  all. It's.
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  Completely gone. Why are you trying to cover up
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  the truth, CHP? So 99 is fine, no problems on 99
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  whatsoever anywhere. Go ahead.
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  According to CHP. It's off their website.
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  What about the chat room, Dave? I mean we can still do updates.
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  They're not hearing you. They're.
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  They'll do updates on the chat room.
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  Figure this whole thing out. Our Christmas was Hanukkah.
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  Christmas has been Hanukkah. Christmas.
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  Hanukkah, Hana Hana Christmas, I don't know.
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  What Christmas? Hana Kwanzaa.
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  Yeah, no, no, Kwanzaa, none of that, none of that stuff.
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  But yeah, we don't, we don't do any of that.
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  But we we've had a lot of fun with candles, although we're,
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  we're out of candles now. Whoa whoa, whoa.
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  Define fun with candles. And now why are you out of them?
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  Ben is Ben is takes. Each menorah needs 44 candles to
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  make it through the entire holiday.
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  Really. Yeah.
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  Yeah. If you do the math on, it's 44
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  candles to get through the whole thing.
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  What? If you had an electric menorah.
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  Then you don't need any candles but.
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  But you did it the real we. Have we have 3 menorahs and I
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  bought 1 box of candles thinking to myself at some point I'll go
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  get more. So we've gone from three
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  menorahs now to one because we just don't have enough candles.
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  To make the rules. Not impressed.
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  I'm I'm hoping my candles will last 8 days and with one menorah
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  we've we've stretched it out so tonight will be the final night
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  of. Is Hanukkah still going?
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  Tonight's the last night, yeah. See This is why the switch
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  because. Yeah, it was all about Hanukkah.
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  Because it's still going. Right, it was it was totally
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  about Hanukkah. I, I, I sat back and went.
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  I need a place that's got a holiday that lasts 8 days
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  instead of 1. Anyway, that Ben really enjoys
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  lighting the watching me like to get That's what you don't
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  actually don't actually hand him candles.
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  It's that's that would be bad. Right.
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  But I I got him for Christmas, something that I've been wanting
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  for a long time to, to no. At least you can admit it, Dave.
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  Tonka trucks, Big Tonka trucks. The full metal ones.
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  I mean the real ones, not the plot.
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  Cheap plastic. Like the ones you can.
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  The ones I had when I was a kid, no, you can't get at them, but
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  you know, they're they're big and dump truck you.
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  Can put a good sized, you know, hunka.
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  Yeah, you can play with these things, and I've been dying for
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  that for years and years and years and years.
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  And finally, here's Ben. Last year he was six months old.
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  He wasn't old enough for Tonka Truck this year, so my wife
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  found me a great deal on some Tonka trucks and bought those
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  and got them all set up. And so I I decided not to wrap
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  them because I wanted him to. I wanted him to come in there
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  Christmas morning and see them and just go excited and.
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  So I you've said that he's into the big.
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  Big construction equipment, trucks, and yeah, we go out
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  every Monday morning and watch the garbage truck pick up the
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  garbage because he just thinks that's the coolest thing in the
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  world. So I'm all excited.
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  You're ready for a bend splosion.
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  I'm ready for that. And so I, I, I got the, I can't
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  really put the video up. I'd like to, but I, I just, I
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  feel bad about doing it because my wife's in her pyjamas and,
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  you know, they, they know how wives get about that kind of
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  stuff. Yeah.
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  Anyway, so I get in there, I've got the video camera all set up.
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  I'm good to go here, here. They come through the kitchen.
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  He gets to the living room, steps down instead we have two
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  steps down into the den area, which is where the Christmas
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  tree is. He looks around, does his I'm
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  sad face and then turns and runs the other way.
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  What? I have no idea why.
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  Whose kid is that runs? Away I got the whole thing on
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  video of him running away and I'm thinking well this is not
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  the reaction I was hoping for, this is not what I was, this is
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  not what I have waited all these years for.
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  Although he is my kid so. That kid is weird dude.
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  He eventually got it figured out.
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  He got the thing. You know what really upsets him
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  now about about these trucks is that he can't get inside them to
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  the steering wheel. Well, yeah, he, he, he.
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  He gets frustrated with the fact that he can't get inside, but
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  other than that he do. You see him trying to pick the
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  door open and stuff, Yeah. He's trying to knock through the
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  window and stuff like that on the, because one of them is a
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  the, the, the, the evacuated, the big bulldozer thing, that
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  the excavator thing. It's got the big dump.
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  And then you pick stuff up with that and you put it in a dump
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  truck and then yeah, yeah, yeah, it's great.
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  But he puts his books in and pushes it around and puts his
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  knee up in the, up in the bed of the dump truck and kind of rides
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  it around a little bit. It's kind of, it's kind of fun.
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  It's a lot of fun. He got a lot of Thomas the Tank
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  stuff. Which is he?
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  He's into Thomas the Tank Engine.
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  As we discussed. Right.
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  But Ed got him a book that makes sounds and one of the sounds it
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  makes is of the one of the engines going tweet, tweet.
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  And we had to take it away. We had.
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  To take it away. From him at one point, 'cause it
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  was like, dude, we're, we're driving here.
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  That's always. What winds up happening?
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  You know, somebody always in invariably will put something in
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  my stocking that makes an A hilariously irritating noise,
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  and that person is shunned for the entire.
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  Rest of Christmas. It's a great book and it's a
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  great little sign, but he just we were we then Sunday we drove
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  down to Fresno for the family Christmas with everybody
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  everybody meeting in the middle in in Fresno and you know I was
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  listening to two hours of that was a little much so but he
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  let's not take. That in the car and then and.
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  Then he got down there and I, I don't know whether to be
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  disappointed or not. This is, you know, it's 18
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  months. The cool part of this is when I
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  was my second Christmas, when I was, I would have been 15 months
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  instead of 18 months. My mother got me a coat that for
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  some reason she hung onto all these years.
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  And so Christmas morning we had, she had given me the coat and
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  Christmas morning, guess what? Ben's wearing the coat.
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  We got pictures of that and sent them to all there.
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  And she's just grandmas, you know, in tears.
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  And but then he gets down there and he won't go anywhere near
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  anybody, really. He does.
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  He just wants to walk around and point the stuff and say pretty
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  pretty happy pretty. He don't want anybody giving him
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  no loving or hugging him or anything like that.
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  So OK. So let me get this straight.
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  So, so far your kid has shunned the presents.
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  Run run screaming from the Christmas room?
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  Yes. Will not speak to anybody.
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  Family wise. And an extended family and just
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  walks around pointing at things yeah, so I'm.
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  Pretty happy, Pretty happy. Better make an make an
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  appointment, Dave. Yeah, well, they're.
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  It was fun, but that was that was kind of our our Christmas
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  weekend. Plus I watched a lot of football
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  obviously on Saturday and. Because that's your jam.
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  Yeah, I tried to. Watch some basketball on Sunday.
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  I I've really, I've really tried to get into that.
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  This whole Chuck Hayes thing in Sacramento's got me a little,
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  little interested going. Maybe I maybe I should get into
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  it again. Maybe I should.
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  Then I just can't. What is it?
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  That turns you off about the NBA.
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  The fact that you only have to watch the last two minutes of
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  the game and and the the Once Upon a time I used to love
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  basketball. Basketball used to be a team
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  sport and and one of my often ridiculed hypothesis is that
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  Michael Jordan ruined basketball because he took.
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  Jordan was he took it from a team sport.
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  To a hey, watch this one guy sport, right?
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  And I hate that. Yeah, that is kind of terrible.
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  You know, you got the jet, you know, and Michael Jordan and
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  Kobe and stuff. LeBron although I do.
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  Like the fact that Kobe got his butt kicked twice and now he's
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  whining. It's quarter after it's after,
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  it's 20 after it's afternoon's live.
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  KFIVKWSX. How was your Christmas?
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  551-3483, 866-770-5556. The chat room is sort of
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  working. We got some sound, but not all
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  of it. But you can join us there as
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  well at kfiv1360.com. We'll be right back.
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  This is dedicated to you this. Is how I felt my whole vacation
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  discoesh. No, I.
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  Missed you like the deserts. Miss the rain?
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  I get it, people are going to start wondering about us.
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  By the way, Samoa welcome back afternoons live KFYBKWS
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  intriguing story that we didn't really get to in the new I mean
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  we talked about it briefly, but Samoa is is a country in the
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  South Pacific. They have decided to I, I don't,
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  I don't really know technically how they're doing this.
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  They're jumping the line. They're.
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  Jumping the line. They're jumping the
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  international date line and they're they're going to
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  celebrate New Year's first. They're going to be the first
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  country, I guess, in the world to celebrate New Year.
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  Somebody needs. To go in there and be like,
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  look, Samoa, no cuts, no butts, no coconuts.
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  So the question. Was well, how far away from the
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  line are they? I mean, because if they're like
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  10 miles from the line, then you know, I can understand they're
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  550 miles from the line, which just seems a bit much to me.
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  That's that's his, you know, that's what a 810 hour drive if
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  you were driving it and it doesn't seem like you should be
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  able to just. Aren't they kind of in the
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  middle of nowhere though? Well, it's the South Atlantic,
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  South Pacific. Sorry.
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  Yeah, but I mean like. I don't know.
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  It seems like it's their business, really.
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  I think it's funny, but I mean, you know, it's not like you can
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  really be like, hey, Samoa, don't do this.
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  Yeah. Well, I guess not.
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  I guess there's no international law that says you can't.
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  You can't just change what time zone you're in.
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  Surely North Korea would have tried by now if they could.
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  They have not. Which one is the?
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  Best one. That's the one we're in all the
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  all the stories. Over the weekend about Kim Jong
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  Un receiving visitors and I guess the United Nations held a
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  moment of silence for Kim, Kim Jong Illinois.
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  Did they and just? It just, it just gets more and
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  more bizarre. That is a little bit weird, but
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  he's. Firmly ensconced in charge.
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  So now I have to kill him too. Look, just because the holidays
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  are over doesn't mean all the sales are ending.
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  That's the other thing that's changed with Christmas of now.
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  What's that? You know it used to be.
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  Growing up as a little kid, it was grandpa with his 8 or 16
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  mil, whatever the heck that thing was 8 mil super 8mm camera
• 18:17
  that that went, you know, had that little little noise to it
• 18:22
  that went all the time, right. And the Polaroid flash pictures
• 18:26
  and then, and then the, the, the, the flash cubes on the
• 18:29
  other cameras, you know, everybody's taking and then, and
• 18:31
  then you don't get to see any of this stuff for weeks because
• 18:34
  then it's kind of good. Now it's everybody's, everybody
• 18:36
  that every time somebody's opening a present, there's five
• 18:39
  people with cell phones aimed at it.
• 18:42
  And I'm doing the same thing because that's my video camera
• 18:44
  now. I mean, I, I have a video, I
• 18:47
  have a very old, but works great.
• 18:51
  It's actually so old that he uses of one of the many
• 18:53
  videotapes. It's, it's not even a hard drive
• 18:56
  thing, but video camera. I haven't even, I haven't even
• 18:58
  charged the thing in in probably three years because now I use my
• 19:01
  video. I, I use the the cell phone Cam.
• 19:03
  Yeah. And it's like everybody's
• 19:05
  sitting there doing that. See.
• 19:06
  We're not. We're not like a big community
• 19:08
  family, although my dad did bust out the camera for the sibling
• 19:12
  hat exchange this year to take a picture of us wearing our
• 19:16
  respective hats. And the one my sister got me is
• 19:19
  awesome. It's just like this classy, you
• 19:22
  know, tuk with kind of like a little half bill on it, you
• 19:24
  know, I'm, I'm into it. It's like a blue, like a blue
• 19:28
  color or whatever. The one I got her, it's a green
• 19:32
  stocking cap attached for her convenience.
• 19:37
  A beard like a like a your. Sister needs a beard like a
• 19:41
  crocheted. Beard.
• 19:43
  No, just because it's awesome. Like, so you pull it down and
• 19:46
  it's got like a little pocket for your chin kind of.
• 19:49
  And it's it hangs there with like a beard and mustache.
• 19:52
  And this will come in handy for your sister.
• 19:55
  Yeah, well, you know, what happened is she was walking her
• 19:57
  dog one day and somebody took a shot at her.
• 19:59
  I figure she's wearing this bearded beanie.
• 20:01
  Maybe they won't. Exactly.
• 20:03
  They'll be like, oh, nobody shooted that lumberjack with
• 20:05
  that gigantic dog. Of course, I don't know why
• 20:08
  anybody would shoot. She's her dog is like a werewolf
• 20:10
  dude. And why would people shoot at
• 20:14
  her with a werewolf dog, right? That's what I would think,
• 20:17
  right. So I get texters here that want
• 20:19
  to argue about with me about whether it's American Samoa or
• 20:21
  regular Samoa. It's regular Samoa and it's
• 20:24
  still 550 miles from the Internet Samoa.
• 20:26
  Samoa No, there's an. American Samoa too, is there,
• 20:28
  there's. Two Samoas?
• 20:30
  Well, there's two. Dakotas and two Carolinas, 2
• 20:32
  Virginias. It's not confusing there, right?
• 20:36
  No that. Is confusing.
• 20:39
  Hell, there's two Dallas's really in in.
• 20:42
  Texas No. Only one in Texas?
• 20:44
  Well, then who cares? That's like there's there's.
• 20:47
  Like another Oakdale in like Maine or something.
• 20:49
  And it's like, I don't care. There's even a Modesto.
• 20:50
  Illinois. Did you know that?
• 20:52
  Really. Yeah.
• 20:52
  Doesn't count. Is it George Lucas from Modesto,
• 20:55
  IL? I submit that he is not.
• 20:58
  At least not as far as we know. Wait a minute, we put our
• 21:05
  tinfoil hats on. I don't want to at this
• 21:09
  particular point. It is half past the hour though.
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  It's afternoons live KFIVKWSX everywhere via the iHeartRadio
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  app. You want to join us this
• 21:16
  afternoon? 551-3483.
• 21:19
  It's kind of getting caught up on the the Christmas holidays
• 21:21
  and what went down with all that.
• 21:24
  Tomorrow, of course, Wide open Wednesday your day.
• 21:25
  Choose a topic, go where you want to go.
• 21:27
  Although traditionally the last wide open Wednesday of the
• 21:29
  season of the year tends to be a little draw.
• 21:33
  Really it it really does. I I don't know if the people are
• 21:37
  just still on vacation, don't care, whatever.
• 21:40
  That's what it. Is man, it's, you know, it's the
• 21:42
  week between Christmas and New Year's.
• 21:44
  It's like. Why are we here?
• 21:45
  Nobody else is right. Kind of thing.
• 21:47
  It's not like we get to play. And I and I got people texting
• 21:50
  me griping about the Friday show where I put together all my
• 21:52
  music bits. Oh, I didn't like that funny
• 21:54
  bit. I didn't like the comedy bit.
• 21:57
  Well, it wasn't comedy. It was homespun Christmas warmth
• 22:01
  from Canada even. PS it was Friday.
• 22:04
  We have to put some Canadian stuff in.
• 22:06
  Thanks. Helper, yeah.
• 22:09
  Anyway, I I had a great time putting together and I hope
• 22:13
  everybody else it was very. Good it was, fun it was.
• 22:17
  Fun. It made me feel, made me feel
• 22:18
  all warm and tingly inside, deep down inside where I'm saw to do.
• 22:24
  Deep down inside, where there is still warmth from the Earth core
• 22:28
  still have. Feelings and emotions that
• 22:30
  haven't been burned away by the by.
• 22:33
  Centuries of Liberal oppression. Well, at least decades, anyway.
• 22:37
  It's half past, we'll be back right after.
• 22:40
  Does anybody treat him who never said a father for welcome back?
• 22:47
  Afternoons live Tuesday episode of the Big show, not Monday.
• 22:51
  I know it feels kind of like a Monday, but it is not.
• 22:53
  It is a Tuesday following the official holiday yesterday.
• 22:59
  I got really excited for a second.
• 23:00
  I want you to know when you left the studio.
• 23:02
  I got really excited, like, oh, I got this.
• 23:05
  I'm gonna have to. I'm gonna have to step up and
• 23:07
  handle this. Just leave while Dave is gone,
• 23:11
  yeah? It's it's possible.
• 23:12
  All right, we're going to do. Things my way, so here's your.
• 23:15
  Choice. I'll let you.
• 23:16
  I'll let you decide the next start.
• 23:18
  OK, over the. Over the course of the past few
• 23:21
  months we had the debt ceiling fight.
• 23:24
  So we have two stories here, new debt limit increase or from the
• 23:29
  files of what can go wrong here? Second one from the.
• 23:34
  Files of what can go wrong here? Yeah, we made allusion to this
• 23:37
  in the first hour of the show. British company has sold out two
• 23:44
  cruises for people to mark the anniversary the 15th of April by
• 23:48
  following the route of the Titanic where it struck an
• 23:51
  iceberg and sank carrying what, 1500 people to their desk did
• 23:55
  you say? Titanic.
• 23:56
  I did. The booming demand for Titanic
• 23:59
  related travel has led to another company offering a
• 24:01
  chance to explore the records of the ill slated vessel in the
• 24:04
  Russian Build Submarine Connect summer at a cost of $59,000 per
• 24:08
  person. Voyages very limited tourism
• 24:12
  boom. Part of a general revival of
• 24:13
  fascination with the Belfast built steamship.
• 24:16
  We'll see see special festivities take place on both
• 24:19
  sides of the Atlantic, as well as the screening of a 3D version
• 24:24
  of James Cameron's Oscar winning film.
• 24:28
  You wash your mouth, Dave. The Irish never built anything
• 24:31
  that broke. So we've got to have a 3D
• 24:33
  version of this now, Is that what I'm saying?
• 24:37
  Is that what I'm re hearing here?
• 24:39
  I read on. Twitter today they're doing a 3D
• 24:41
  version of The Great Gatsby. This is great because my
• 24:44
  favorite part in the book is when Gatsby throws knives at the
• 24:48
  reader. I'm just thinking I didn't see
• 24:54
  Titanic when it first came out. No, no.
• 24:57
  Oh dude, I did. I got swept up in that whole
• 24:59
  thing where everybody was like, oh, it's the greatest movie
• 25:02
  ever. And then it was like a month
• 25:03
  later you're like, man, that movie really wasn't that good,
• 25:05
  was it? Why did I see it?
• 25:06
  6 * I. Just realized that I know why.
• 25:09
  The ship. Sank quicker than the movie,
• 25:11
  lasted long. The movie lasted longer than the
• 25:13
  ship did well. So really.
• 25:16
  It's not about I. I mean, the movie doesn't pick
• 25:18
  up right as the boat is sinking, Dave.
• 25:21
  Should have. They might as well have.
• 25:22
  I mean, that's where all the action takes place.
• 25:24
  There's a little drama. Leading up to it, there's a
• 25:26
  love, there's a love story, Dave, there's boobs in it.
• 25:30
  Can you teach? Me how to spit that's not a love
• 25:32
  story, at least not well you can't not what I want to one
• 25:35
  part of the. Movie and say Bing Bing Bing
• 25:37
  Bing Bing teach me how to. Spit like a real man.
• 25:41
  That's, that's not good. That's just not even good
• 25:45
  dialogue. That's one.
• 25:46
  Section from the film. Have you never seen it?
• 25:50
  Have you? Are you seriously?
• 25:52
  Saying to me that one section of a film can't ruin the entirety
• 25:55
  of it. Yes, no, but not.
• 25:59
  Don't believe me? No, that section can't ruin it.
• 26:04
  Why not? Because I find that disgusting.
• 26:09
  It's grossing. Spinning is in that nature, yes.
• 26:13
  Would it's making me gag right now?
• 26:15
  People hacking up? Look, I hate that.
• 26:18
  It's disgusting. All right, all right, so that's
• 26:20
  you. But you can't tell me that like
• 26:21
  that automatically. Like, you know, creates a
• 26:24
  situation in which you cannot have a love story based on I.
• 26:27
  Would not fall in love with anybody that does that.
• 26:29
  No, I'm sorry, just wouldn't. I'll bet Cammy's done it before.
• 26:34
  I bet she. Hasn't.
• 26:35
  I bet she has. We've had that.
• 26:37
  Discussion. She really you?
• 26:39
  Said OK, listen, I will marry you.
• 26:41
  It's my. Checklist things.
• 26:43
  I go down the list saying OK, number one, are you insane?
• 26:47
  Number 2, are you never mind. Well, that's.
• 26:50
  Romantic. Are you at least wait till the
• 26:52
  3rd date to break this list? No, no.
• 26:54
  No, I no, no, I started that immediately.
• 26:58
  Any point in getting involved with somebody anymore?
• 27:00
  Look, I've had my share of that. I'm I'll see any point in
• 27:03
  getting involved with that. That kind of makes.
• 27:05
  That kind of makes a little bit of sense.
• 27:06
  Let's ask up. Front.
• 27:07
  Are you insane? Because if you are then fine.
• 27:09
  But I was going to say. Yes, especially crazy girls.
• 27:13
  The tricky ones will. Say no, I'm not.
• 27:16
  The ones who are not insane will say, you know, I guess it's
• 27:18
  possible. The ones who are.
• 27:20
  Not insane will say what? Are you insane?
• 27:23
  Why she just asked me that? Anyway, the.
• 27:27
  They're going to put ships out on the ocean in April of next
• 27:30
  year, which is the 100th anniversary of the Titanic
• 27:33
  sinking. This is.
• 27:33
  Now, more than one ship is what you're saying?
• 27:35
  Yes, there's at least. 2 plus the submarines that are going
• 27:38
  out, the Russian mirrors that are cure whatever they are.
• 27:41
  Kelvish is the name of the ship. Miles Morgan, managing director
• 27:44
  of the Titanic Memorial Cruises so a Bristol based company
• 27:48
  organizing the event, said places on the cruise from
• 27:50
  Southampton sold out weeks after going on sale, with second
• 27:53
  cruise likely to sell out by next month.
• 27:55
  Interest in the commemorative journey remaining, Intense said.
• 27:58
  We've been approached by news crews all over the world who
• 28:00
  want to film our recreation, our recreation.
• 28:04
  I just realized recreation and recreation are spelled the same.
• 28:07
  Absolutely. It's all in the context.
• 28:09
  Huh. That's right.
• 28:10
  All right. These journalists want to film
• 28:11
  the recreation of the fateful joy.
• 28:14
  Which I would. It works.
• 28:15
  Also it works. Also that that that that version
• 28:18
  of it works too. We could have.
• 28:20
  Filled the entire vessel with journalists wanting to be there,
• 28:23
  he said. What a.
• 28:24
  Shocker, right? The interest has come all over
• 28:27
  from the globe. We've had people from 24
• 28:30
  different countries booking. I think it's testimony to the
• 28:33
  fact that the name of Titanic has become one of those words
• 28:36
  that's recognized in any language around the globe.
• 28:38
  There are so many stories associated with the ship, from
• 28:40
  its own tragic history to the stories of those that lost their
• 28:43
  lives. People remain deeply fascinated
• 28:45
  by it. The culmination of restaging the
• 28:48
  Titanic's voyage, which will see the Balmoral, a chartered
• 28:51
  vessel, chartered vessel belonging to the cruise line
• 28:54
  Fred Olson. The Fred Olson Cruise Line set.
• 29:00
  It was sailed to the Point off Newfoundland, Canada, where the
• 29:03
  ship collided with an iceberg. There'll be a memorial service
• 29:05
  at 2:20 AM on 15 April. Fred Meyer was taken, I guess.
• 29:11
  Second chart vessel charted by the cruise company carry 694
• 29:14
  people will also meet at the side of the sinking after
• 29:16
  sailing from New York in route to Southampton.
• 29:19
  And it will also mean it's doom. Plans are being made for the
• 29:23
  wireless radio station at Camp Cape Race, Newfoundland, which
• 29:26
  received the Titanic SOS and moral code to repeat the
• 29:28
  message. That won't cause anybody to
• 29:30
  panic now. Nobody will go What?
• 29:35
  It's happening again the. Attention to detail for the
• 29:38
  recreated Titanic voyage means that the passengers will dine on
• 29:40
  the same menus of the 1500 people who died and the 710 who
• 29:45
  survived. Among items from the 11 course
• 29:47
  first class dinner to be offered by oysters, roast squab, sauteed
• 29:51
  chicken leonies. Mr. Morgan pointed out that
• 29:55
  engineering and safety rules of modern ships means that icebergs
• 29:59
  no now pose no danger to the cruise.
• 30:01
  He said that, John. He said that.
• 30:06
  He. Said it's wrong to criticize the
• 30:08
  commemoration is voyeuristic. I'll take my lead from those
• 30:11
  people who are coming on board who lost relatives in the
• 30:13
  disaster or family members survived, blah blah blah blah
• 30:15
  blah blah blah blah. And then they have the the
• 30:17
  agenda here in case you want to go.
• 30:18
  He actually said modern safety rules and engineering mean that
• 30:22
  icebergs now pose no danger to the crews.
• 30:25
  That's hilarious. Man, icebergs just get out of
• 30:28
  the way now. It's the 21st century.
• 30:31
  Ship shows up and says iceberg. I need to get by.
• 30:34
  Dear God. I saw the movie Bruce Almighty.
• 30:40
  If you're going to come down to me and say Dave, I'm going to
• 30:42
  give me give you all my powers for just one day.
• 30:46
  Please, you're going to wreck, I beg you.
• 30:48
  Please give it to me on April 15th.
• 30:52
  If I'm the deity, that ship is doomed.
• 30:56
  Absolutely doomed while knowing. Your angry Torah God, he might
• 31:03
  actually give it to you. Who would say?
• 31:05
  That, oh, the icebergs are no danger to a ship.
• 31:08
  Really. Well, why aren't they going
• 31:10
  around running into them every chance they get now then, right?
• 31:12
  Yeah, we'll just blow through icebergs.
• 31:13
  Why do we? Why do we need Ice Breakers up
• 31:15
  in the we'll? Demonstrate our oceanic
• 31:18
  supremacy by crushing every iceberg Once Upon a time.
• 31:22
  They said of the Titanic goddess Zalts couldn't sink this ship.
• 31:27
  Actually, they didn't really say that, but you know, it's gone
• 31:29
  down in milk. Well, they said it.
• 31:30
  Was unsinkable. They said it was unsinkable.
• 31:32
  And God proved them wrong. And Eisberg.
• 31:34
  Said don't believe me? Well, we'll figure, we'll figure
• 31:38
  out a way to get this thing. I just, if, if you're booked on
• 31:44
  this cruise, I would strongly advise you to miss it because
• 31:47
  because this is in that file that I keep that's called what
• 31:50
  could go wrong here? And you know as well as I do
• 31:53
  when we come in here on the afternoon of April 15th, which
• 31:56
  I'm assuming is a weekday. I don't know.
• 31:58
  But if it is a weekday and we come in here the afternoon of
• 32:01
  April 15th and our lead story is HMS Balmoral or S S Balmoral,
• 32:06
  whatever, it is sung, sung. By Iceberg sung by 70 icebergs.
• 32:11
  You know I'm going to be insufferable that day.
• 32:13
  Oh yeah. That's all we're going to.
• 32:15
  Let's just do the whole show about it.
• 32:17
  Well, of course, then somebody come like, yay, people died.
• 32:21
  Hey, 700 people survived the Titanic.
• 32:24
  Do you know why? Because the Titanic exceeded
• 32:28
  safety regulations of that day because of the bureaucracy and
• 32:31
  the engineering that went into that ship. 700 people survived
• 32:34
  the sinking of the Titanic. And all you want to do is
• 32:37
  complain about the 1500 that didn't could have been worse.
• 32:41
  You know, it could have been worse.
• 32:44
  It's been 100 years, what could go wrong here?
• 32:50
  I keep asking myself and and this time we're going to do it
• 32:52
  better. We're going to take two ships
• 32:53
  out there. Right, two ships to sink.
• 32:56
  Or at least that just means that you know, the one ship can watch
• 32:59
  while the other ship gets sucked and.
• 33:00
  Ignore it like the California did, right?
• 33:02
  Or the capacity, or whichever one it was.
• 33:04
  Well, look, there's a ship over there.
• 33:06
  Stuck his fingers in its ears. And said La La, la, la, la, not
• 33:08
  listening. We're going to bed.
• 33:10
  It's afternoon's live KFIVKWSX everywhere via the iHeartRadio
• 33:14
  app. Stay with us.
• 33:14
  We'll be back. Hello.
• 33:17
  Welcome back. Afternoon's live.
• 33:19
  It's a great song, right? It's much better live though.
• 33:26
  Man, I I would agree, but at that point why don't you just go
• 33:30
  to the show? Because.
• 33:32
  Here's the problem with the other show.
• 33:34
  I would go to the show if I were the only one there.
• 33:38
  What? I say?
• 33:38
  Oh, so you? Hate other people, hate other
• 33:39
  people. Do you know the thing that the
• 33:41
  the thing that's the big turn off for me, going to shows
• 33:44
  people who are there smoking the reefer.
• 33:46
  Again, if they were all, you know, there for the same reason
• 33:50
  I am, which is they appreciate the music and they want to fine.
• 33:53
  But what you got is, you know, 3000 drunks and they're smoking
• 33:57
  weed and really what's the fun in that?
• 34:01
  I can't beat them up. I can't do anything to them.
• 34:03
  So well, I spend I spend half my time trying not to breathe.
• 34:07
  It gets pretty. Dark in there.
• 34:08
  I mean, you probably could. One or two, I guess.
• 34:11
  I haven't. I haven't been to a concert
• 34:12
  since I went to Tom Petty's the the when he was doing the.
• 34:15
  Can't remember the name of the show.
• 34:22
  No, it's just. That long ago?
• 34:23
  It's 95, the solo album Full Moon Fever.
• 34:28
  I refuse. To believe that 1995 was that
• 34:30
  long ago because that is a year during which I was alive.
• 34:33
  Well, anyway. I just I just don't like
• 34:35
  concerts for that reason, but I enjoy the concert album.
• 34:38
  So I really do. They're they're much better than
• 34:41
  the the the studio almost much better.
• 34:43
  The music is real. It's not it's not over
• 34:45
  engineered, over synthesized, overscored.
• 34:49
  So that's it's like listen to The Beatles album, Sergeant
• 34:52
  Pepper, whatever it is with all the the music itself is
• 34:54
  fantastic. And then you get this guy who
• 34:55
  comes in and just starts adding crap into it.
• 34:57
  Well, let's add this orchestra over here and let's do this over
• 34:59
  here and let's let's add this in here to the point where you
• 35:02
  know, it's not The Beatles anymore.
• 35:04
  Now it's some guy who's just taken these these DJs now that
• 35:08
  do all that sampling crap. I mean, studio albums beat that
• 35:12
  by 40 years because they used to do the same thing.
• 35:14
  They just string it all together into a long song.
• 35:17
  I'll agree. With you in so far as there are
• 35:19
  definitely albums that or, or, or or music and songs
• 35:23
  specifically that do not benefit from the the production values,
• 35:28
  you know, that are that that they're made with.
• 35:30
  Yeah, I'll agree with you there there.
• 35:31
  I mean, there's definitely some songs that are, that are much
• 35:33
  better live, you know, than if you were to listen to the
• 35:35
  recorded version or whatever. But I don't think that that's
• 35:38
  like as a rule kind of a thing. And I would say that on the
• 35:41
  whole, the opposite is true. You would of course be.
• 35:46
  On the whole, not the stupid. The stupid crowd noise in there,
• 35:50
  Some guy, you know, some guys shouting Slayer.
• 35:53
  Alright, sometimes they should. Well see, I would never listen
• 35:55
  to that anyway, but like, no, it doesn't matter.
• 35:58
  What concert you're at, There's always one guy who shouts Slayer
• 36:01
  you could be seeing I've never. Heard that you could be seeing
• 36:03
  the pat. Metheny group and there's a dude
• 36:05
  in the crowd who's going to yell Slayer.
• 36:07
  I have never heard that in my life.
• 36:09
  No, no. Well, then you haven't.
• 36:11
  Been to that many concerts, Dave, You're you're on the other
• 36:13
  side of the Coliseum from where the guy was that's yelling
• 36:16
  Slayer. I sure didn't see anybody when I
• 36:19
  paid for two tickets to see Kenny G and Michael Bolton
• 36:22
  together, which may have been the worst teacher.
• 36:25
  I did. You paid for them.
• 36:26
  Oh God, I paid. For them I wouldn't have.
• 36:28
  Gone to that show for free, then I married.
• 36:30
  The girl that I took to the share show and then I, that
• 36:33
  didn't go well, so. And anybody that anybody that
• 36:37
  you that you can woo by taking them to a Kenny G and Michael
• 36:41
  Bolton concert. I'll tell you.
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  I'll save you a bundle of money right now.
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  Dave, don't marry that chick. Yeah.
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  Where? Were you when I needed it?
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  Hey, where were you then? Oh, it's just bad.
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  It's just so bad. But Kenny G and Michael Bolton.
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  Pink. Floyd.
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  I've seen Pink Floyd. Really.
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  They're awesome live and so much more fun live.
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  I'll. Bet a delicate sound I.
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  Thought you can listen to that for hours.
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  The Wall Live, but Pink Floyd. Never put a whole bunch of crazy
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  production value into their stuff, no.
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  Not as much As for the most part what you.
• 37:14
  Were going to hear not as much. As like Céline Dion or Green Day
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  is a great example. Green Day is a band that is so
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  overproduced that why would you go see them live?
• 37:26
  It's not really Green Day. It's it's three guys plus their
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  their entourage and you know it's you.
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  You start listening to it and you realize this is not a three
• 37:35
  piece punk band. This is this is a major
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  production and they're. Supposed to be punk rock.
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  Pure punk rock. They're they're the purest punk
• 37:43
  rock. They're the punk whatever DIY
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  sellouts anyway. I'd much prefer a live out Damn.
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  Did you just throw sellouts out there?
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  I did. Darkness.
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  At Green. Day.
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  Come on. No, you're not.
• 37:58
  Wrong I. Of course I'm not wrong, I'm
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  just saying, so why don't listen to them?
• 38:01
  I'm above. Calling them sellouts.
• 38:03
  I'm above even that used to be good.
• 38:05
  And then? They got into all this political
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  stuff, blah, blah blah. You know that did they used?
• 38:09
  To be good though, did they? Come on, Dookie, it was.
• 38:14
  All right, it was OK. Do you have?
• 38:17
  The time to listen to me whine there was.
• 38:19
  Way better stuff that was coming on around that time, not.
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  If you were playing hockey. I don't know.
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  I didn't play hockey. And this walk down memory lane
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  did. Did.
• 38:33
  Is it just me or is it like it's Christmas week?
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  Yeah. Like I can't be bothered to talk
• 38:37
  about anything important I didn't want to talk about.
• 38:39
  This wide open Tuesday 5513483 let's.
• 38:42
  Sample chat. The Titanic's going to sink
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  again. I cannot wait.
• 38:46
  Stop Sink. Titanic, what would you rather?
• 38:48
  Have me say killing. Me.
• 38:50
  It's Titanic. If it's Titanic, here's a text.
• 38:54
  If it's not broke, it's British. If it's Scottish, it's broke.
• 38:58
  Got it. Where did that?
• 39:02
  Come from the text machine brought that up.
• 39:05
  That's pretty funny, but what if it's?
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  Irish, which the Titanic was. She was built in Ireland, you
• 39:10
  know, Belfast. How dare you impule in the name
• 39:14
  of the mother country, Dave. We never built anything that
• 39:18
  fell apart. I'm about as English.
• 39:20
  As that. The bare sight of an iceberg on.
• 39:23
  Both sides of my family I'm pretty much English would have
• 39:25
  taken. Every iceberg, Dave.
• 39:26
  It would have taken an Ice Age. Don't worry about it though,
• 39:32
  icebergs are no longer a danger to modern ships.
• 39:34
  Right, according to the people that are going to load up two
• 39:36
  ships with a bunch of people, take them out to where the
• 39:40
  Titanic sank at the same time. What could possibly go wrong?
• 39:44
  I cannot. Wait to find out 'cause that's
• 39:46
  going to be funny. And you know, I, I, I'm already
• 39:51
  getting the emails and the texts from people.
• 39:53
  How can you joke about people dying?
• 39:55
  If you get. On that ship and go out there
• 39:58
  you. Have it coming, It's funny.
• 40:01
  Maybe. We can get Green Day to go play.
• 40:04
  Walk with Michael Bolton and Kenny G.
• 40:06
  We'll be right back. This group is smoking lie.
• 40:11
  You saw these guys? I thought that was Little
• 40:13
  Squirrel Nut. Zippers, man.
• 40:14
  There. Now you make this scene so
• 40:16
  there's a a weird story for you. Speaking of.
• 40:20
  Hell, 19 year old man was driven away from A roadside community
• 40:24
  cleanup project in Sutter Creek by accomplices this morning.
• 40:27
  Well, listen. So here's here's the.
• 40:30
  So here he is. He's breaking rocks or whatever,
• 40:32
  right? And.
• 40:33
  His accomplices come and pick him up, right?
• 40:36
  Angel Iniquez was driven away from a roadside cleanup project
• 40:39
  around 10:55 AM by two Hispanic men in a white compact car as
• 40:45
  CDCR officers were distracted by another crew member who needed
• 40:48
  medical attention after cutting his leg with a chainsaw.
• 40:56
  Now, now, admit it. You're, you're, you're with me
• 40:58
  on this. You're wondering accident or
• 41:01
  distraction, right? Yeah, but I'm not going to cut
• 41:04
  my leg with a chainsaw so that Enrique can get away.
• 41:08
  How much would it take? Let's assume that Angel Enique
• 41:10
  is a is a Gangnam. You know.
• 41:14
  How much would it take for you to cut your leg with a chainsaw
• 41:16
  so that he could get away? I mean at least six cartoons of
• 41:21
  smokes. The remaining 13 members of the
• 41:24
  crew were returned to the Pine Grove Conservation Camp.
• 41:28
  All law enforcement agencies were alerted to Nikke's
• 41:31
  disappearance. CDCR has also dispatched
• 41:34
  fugitive apprehension teams from its Office of Correctional
• 41:38
  Stats. Yeah, I hadn't thought of it in
• 41:42
  those terms, but Nikkei's is described as 5 feet 9 inches
• 41:47
  tall. 166 lbs is brown hair black.
• 41:49
  Brown eyes, black hair. Committed to CDC Rs Division of
• 41:52
  Juvenile Justice from Monterey County has been assigned to Pine
• 41:55
  Grove since May 3rd. Scheduled to be released when he
• 41:58
  turns 24. We had six years to go.
• 42:02
  Only another six years. It's been about 7 years since a
• 42:06
  juvenile offender has attempted to escape from Pine Grove Spites
• 42:10
  back to Youth Condo. Anyway, if you've got if you
• 42:12
  know where he is, call CDCR, they'd like him back.
• 42:14
  Harry Linden, 209-296-7581 Ask for Harry.
• 42:20
  He'd like to know where he is. Yeah.
• 42:23
  Really. A chainsaw accident.
• 42:25
  Accident or distraction. I mean like maybe a.
• 42:28
  Shovel or something like that. I didn't hit myself with a
• 42:30
  shovel. I guess that wouldn't.
• 42:31
  Require medical attention. I don't.
• 42:33
  Know man, not like a. Chain could hit myself with a
• 42:35
  shovel 3. Heart chainsaw would.
• 42:37
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