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Comic quest EP 16: who smelt it dealt it · Comic Quest

• 0:01
  SPEAKER_03: Here we are again! We are four comedians draft in the land of Dungeons and Dragons.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_03: How are we gonna get back home?
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_03: We don't know.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_08: Whoa! Mr.
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  SPEAKER_08: Dust Comedy.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_02: This is Comic Quest.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, and welcome back to Comics Quest.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_03: We're in for another fun filled episode in Blackfriars at the home of Scottish comedy in Glasgow.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_03: So great stand-up shows going on, solo shows.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_03: It's also got live podcasts, it's got everything that you could possibly possibly want.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_03: We might also be recording this with cameras today.
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  SPEAKER_03: So if you see our faces, it's worked.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_03: If you don't, it's not fucking worked.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_03: So we'll see how that goes.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_03: We've got a good episode coming up.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_03: We've got Bill, Mika, and Sean all in a cop battle being represented by Stacy Glenethly.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_03: Clinefly.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_03: Kineffly.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_03: And Scarf.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_03: Can't do a case.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_03: And Scarface.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_03: Luckily, they do have an exit route with Fanny, Don, and Ruford in an airship ready to make a streak-like entrance through a window.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_03: And they're in a perilous situation already because they're up against a ruthless lawyer called Vincenzo Gambino, who's currently winning by one point.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_03: But there's final witnesses to be called here and final statements to be made.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_03: So there's a chance to pull this back and get Bill off of this crime that he may or may not have committed.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_01: So we'll just not is and committed no crimes.
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_02: The listeners know the truth.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_02: There was no crime committed.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_02: There was no crime committed.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_02: The listeners know this.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_02: Well, we'll go to the I feel pretty confident about that.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_08: The laws of this land make sense to me as a lawyer who was born here, so I know all of the laws.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_02: Starface kind of got a Matthew McConnell.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they do like it.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_01: If it does be deposited, it has to be by somebody from the South.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_01: Or well.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_08: All right, all right, all right.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_08: Let's calm down.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_08: Vincenzo Gambin Gambini.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_08: Gambino.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_03: Gambino is ready.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_03: He's gonna step up and call his next witness.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_03: So it's uh Vincenzo steps forward in front of the whole court, raises his hands, and says, Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to call my fan or witness.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_01: Credence Clearwater.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_01: I love this guy.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_01: The reviva.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_01: You get it.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_01: I love him.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_01: You know this man.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, Clarence.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_02: Who is this?
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_02: We were cellmates.
• 3:01
  SPEAKER_02: Credence Clearwater.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_06: We were cellmates when uh when we we we went into jail there and uh right and you get on, we get on like a house outfit.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_02: Oh well, this is gonna be the bollocks for us then.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he's fantastic.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know what happened to him after work.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, well, he'll be happy to see you.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_01: Of course he is.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_08: Let's hold on for one second, because if Vincenzo Gambino Bambino called him a baby again.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_08: Um, then there must be some reason that he could be used against you.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_08: So are you sure you're gonna be able to do it?
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_00: He's his friend.
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_00: He's him in jail.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_00: There's nothing that can possibly go wrong.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_02: Zero at all.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_03: Tom wants to roll an insight check to see if he can sense some sort of motive or seizure.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_03: Can I roll blind hope?
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_03: I I don't think you have a scoff.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, what do I need?
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_01: What do I need before?
• 4:11
  SPEAKER_03: Uh if you roll it, I'll tell you if it's enough.
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_03: No, I want to know before I.
• 4:15
  SPEAKER_08: Do they have guns in this land?
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_03: They do actually.
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_03: Cool.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, what do I need, by the way?
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_03: I would say you're gonna if you want a full like insight into what he's thinking and feeling, you're gonna need to get a 20.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_03: It goes down like that, 18, I'll tell you a bit more.
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  SPEAKER_03: Fifteen?
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_03: Fifteen, and then you have pluses to your insight.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_02: What oh my eyes.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_02: Where are your glasses, old man?
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_02: I'd left them at 10.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_06: That's mine.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_06: I only brought my my prescription sunglasses.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_04: So remember my death.
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_04: Broke though.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_03: Sixteen.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_03: So you're gonna get a pretty good insight into how he's looking.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_03: He looks very, very calm.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_03: You can tell he's he's kind of got marks on his wrists, so he's clearly been in jail for some recently.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_03: But he's been let out.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, he looks very calm and he looks like he's kind of almost like he's rehearsing a script in his head.
• 5:19
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, they've Okay.
• 5:22
  SPEAKER_06: I think that they have tortured this guy, and um it is gonna say some things that are probably a lie for him to get out.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_06: I bet you they they that's probably what's gone on.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_06: They probably fucking say if you say this, then we'll let you out.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_06: But but hold on here.
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_06: I thought You melon.
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_02: I've never met that.
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_06: Oh no, no, my I've never met him.
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_08: I'm sorry to this man.
• 5:53
  SPEAKER_08: I do not recognize this man.
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 5:55
  unknown: I forgot it's not Gareth.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_02: It's never Gareth.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_02: It's stalling or stays in.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry, God.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_02: Tom's not Okay.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 6:07
  SPEAKER_06: I think I don't feel that we've done anything, but let's see what he has to say.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_06: Okay.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_06: But I don't feel I don't see how he could be a witness in this case.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_02: But we just take that.
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_02: Prepare an argument to hear what he has to say.
• 6:22
  SPEAKER_03: So the change or steps forward up to put his head.
• 6:25
  SPEAKER_08: Is there any possibility, sorry, that I can roll like when Vincenzo steps up that like he farts or shits himself or something?
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_08: Because how embarrassing would that be?
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_02: You think it would be embarrassing?
• 6:36
  SPEAKER_02: It'd be embarrassing if he killed over.
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_02: We can't just make people shit themselves.
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_07: That's what I'm asking.
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_02: Well, it'd be it would be in your book.
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_02: And I'll be honest, I think you would have noticed that it won't make people shit themselves.
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_08: It's not a spell.
• 6:49
  SPEAKER_03: It would be It's not in your book either, because you don't have character sheets for either of these people because I would need to be just if you can Stacey Kenneth.
• 7:01
  SPEAKER_03: Well you can't I I don't you can't make someone shit themselves because no one can physically dare.
• 7:07
  SPEAKER_08: I could make a big fart noise though.
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_03: You could do that, and I would I would say you'd roll roll performance or uh if you want to do it's the kind of thing I'm paying for in my lawyer.
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_03: Wrong arm.
• 7:20
  SPEAKER_03: Don't bother watching this.
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_08: Um I would like Gareth to roll for me on his iPad.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_03: We'll call this a performance roll, but what I will say is if you fail this role, you will get disadvantage.
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_08: Okay, well, maybe it's not worth it.
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_03: I'm so confident.
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_03: But if you go the ANGFAD never fucks up.
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_03: But if it's where he beats us.
• 7:37
  SPEAKER_03: Aye.
• 7:38
  SPEAKER_03: If it goes through, Vincenzo will get disadvantage.
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_08: Okay, okay, okay.
• 7:44
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_08: Go for it.
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  SPEAKER_02: 15.
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  SPEAKER_03: So I like like that's so.
• 8:09
  SPEAKER_02: We didn't.
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_02: That was loud.
• 8:14
  SPEAKER_08: Man who doesn't know what cameras are.
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  SPEAKER_03: So Pincenzo steps off.
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_03: He's about to ask his first question, and he hears that horrific.
• 8:25
  SPEAKER_03: Do you want me to do it again?
• 8:27
  SPEAKER_03: Anytime you want it, I'm here.
• 8:29
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's good to know.
• 8:30
  SPEAKER_03: So Pincenzo stands up and he he he tongues and he looks around at the court and he just goes, That was not me, everybody.
• 8:39
  SPEAKER_01: Can I smelled it?
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_02: Can I roll?
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_02: Can I roll insight to see if to try and gauge whether the perception of the courtroom thinks it was him?
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_08: Well, he has a disadvantage.
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so nah, you can you don't need to draw anything with that.
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_03: You can see the whole court.
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_03: Why would he say that if he didn't do it?
• 9:05
  SPEAKER_03: Dodgy.
• 9:05
  SPEAKER_08: Scarface turns around to the to the crowd and goes.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_03: Vincenky Vincenzo's off his game now, so he said someone opened a window in here.
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_03: Vincenzo, can anybody actually smell anything?
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_03: I can smell anything.
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_03: I've been smelling shit off you all day, Vincenzo.
• 9:25
  SPEAKER_03: So Vincenzo slams his hand on the witness box.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_01: He goes, clear water.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_01: I have a question for you.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_09: Well, that's great.
• 9:40
  SPEAKER_02: Really?
• 9:40
  SPEAKER_02: They definitely don't know.
• 9:42
  SPEAKER_09: Do you know?
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_03: They are two different people.
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_03: So slams his hand in the desk and he goes, Credence, can you tell me how do you know the man over there, Bill Futler?
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_05: Hi, Claire! I think I know where I know him from.
• 10:03
  SPEAKER_05: It's a macho man, Randy Savage.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_05: That's why.
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_02: That's where I know him from.
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_05: Hey Claire, what's up, buddy?
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_03: So uh Credence, because at this point you'd run out of voices, just had a really heavy lisp.
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_03: So race yourselves for that.
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_03: So Credence goes, I know this man, Bill Futler, because I was in jail with him.
• 10:24
  SPEAKER_03: And he was a friend of mine, and I am a convicted murderer of seven families.
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_03: So that shows you the type of man he is.
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_03: So he was in jail and I was saying, What are you in here for?
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_03: And he said, Well, I killed uh I killed a mayor of a town, and I said, Oh, that's no right that and then that was it.
• 10:46
  SPEAKER_01: Liar, liar, I did not say.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_08: What's that?
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_06: Scarface.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_06: Whisper, what are we talking?
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_06: That is a lie.
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_03: Object to that completely.
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_03: The judge finds his gab when he goes, Scarface, control your clients.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_08: I'm trying to get hey, you're looking good today.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_08: You smell good.
• 11:14
  SPEAKER_08: Well, thank you.
• 11:15
  SPEAKER_08: So let's, you know, let's not we're I think we have an advantage here.
• 11:19
  SPEAKER_08: Okay.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_02: So let's let's keep our cool.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_02: Well, can I just jump in here and tell and just so I feel part of it?
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_02: Uh Joe, who's not smelling good?
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_02: Vincendo.
• 11:30
  SPEAKER_02: Am I right?
• 11:31
  SPEAKER_02: Drop in turds all day.
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_02: We got it.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_02: We got it.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_06: By the way, uh I didn't We believe that it's a good thing.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_06: We believe it.
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_06: I think he's been coarse.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_06: It's a saying.
• 11:42
  SPEAKER_08: Oh, 100%.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_04: Well, honey, we definitely we believe you, don't we?
• 11:46
  SPEAKER_04: Wait, do we start talking about throwing in the towel?
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_04: We're not gonna interest.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_04: Like, how are we?
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_08: Oh, I don't know.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_08: Do we have towels here or is that not part of this world either?
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_06: Wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_06: How can you trust a convicted murderer to tell the truth?
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, if we're going into the he's put on you, though.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, but I mean I mean I mean he he he's already uh so he can't be held as a you can't come to court without clean hands.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_03: I believe Judge Judy would say Vincenzo is uh he's still thinking about the fat, so he's got nothing you can't think of another question to come up with, so he just slams his hand in the the dock and he goes, There's all and he he moonwalks back to his seat.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_08: One stinky moonwalk.
• 12:43
  SPEAKER_08: One of those w when when every m leg moves is a one of those ones.
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_03: Um now it's your buttness you can you can question.
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_02: Your Honor, I would like to have a brief word with my fellow uh Go for it.
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_02: I read not not Bill.
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_02: We're we're we're you're fine.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_02: Take take a bit.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_02: My life! My life! Bill, you're absolutely grand.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_02: We're not gonna drop the ball now.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_08: It's my life.
• 13:13
  SPEAKER_02: I think it's time to put down the ball.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_02: Look, Bill's made friends in jails before.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_04: He'll make other friends.
• 13:19
  SPEAKER_04: He's fine in jail.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_08: What's happening right now?
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_08: Why are you doing this?
• 13:24
  SPEAKER_04: Well, we're gonna fucking lose, aren't we?
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_04: Why can't we?
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_08: You've got an advantage right now.
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_02: Bloody, you can't face facts when they're bloody presented in front of you.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_02: We're down a point, guys.
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_02: We've had another home run of a wedding.
• 13:35
  SPEAKER_08: No, seriously, Bill, you gotta let us talk in peace, okay?
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_08: Don't sorry.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_00: We're talking.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_00: You gotta let us talk in peace, okay?
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_00: Or you two talk.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_08: Why uh I say we go as far as we can and we wait until the very end to make a run for it.
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_05: I think we're at the end, Scarface.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_08: I don't get what you're trying to do.
• 14:01
  SPEAKER_02: I am trying to face facts.
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_02: We're a point down.
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_02: We're working in a fucking point-based system.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_02: What are you?
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_02: There's two more loans.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_03: You can win it.
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_03: You still win.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_02: I won't necessarily I don't know why you're being so down in the bloody dumps about it.
• 14:20
  SPEAKER_02: It's one fucking whipness.
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_02: We'll swap that away.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_02: Demon three.
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_02: What I'm just saying.
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_08: Bill, come back in.
• 14:28
  SPEAKER_08: Bill, come back in.
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_08: One, two, hello, one, three.
• 14:31
  SPEAKER_02: I don't trust you anymore.
• 14:33
  SPEAKER_02: You didn't hear any of that.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 14:35
  SPEAKER_02: You'd you'd get me.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_02: Roll.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, roll.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_02: You didn't hear any of that.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_08: All right.
• 14:40
  SPEAKER_08: Um, hello, clearance creedwater.
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_03: My name is Credence Clearwater.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_08: What did I say?
• 14:49
  SPEAKER_08: Hello, Credence Clearwater.
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_08: Did I get it there?
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_03: I think you've said the exact same thing again.
• 14:54
  SPEAKER_03: No, I I felt different.
• 14:56
  SPEAKER_08: Credence Clearwater.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, yeah.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_08: How are you doing?
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_03: Uh good.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_03: It feels good to tell the truth.
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_03: Are you telling the truth?
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_03: That's what I just said.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_08: I can't help but notice your wrists are badly burned.
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_08: Or grappled or worn.
• 15:16
  SPEAKER_02: Worn.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_02: Injured.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_02: Injured.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_02: Injured.
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_02: We like injured.
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_02: We're locking in injured.
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_08: Where did you get those injuries from?
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_03: And remember, it feels good to tell the truth.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_03: I got them in jail from handcuff.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_03: Sorry, say again.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_03: Uh within handcuffs.
• 15:38
  SPEAKER_03: Handcuffs.
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_02: No, you can't be doing that.
• 15:41
  SPEAKER_02: What's a handcuff?
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what he's on about.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_02: Rookie?
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_08: You don't you don't know what handcuffs are?
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_08: Oh, handcuffs.
• 15:49
  SPEAKER_02: I know what they are.
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, this this blubbering mess is saying handcuffs.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_08: It's called a speech impediment, and it's okay.
• 16:00
  SPEAKER_02: Oh fuck, I'm very sorry.
• 16:01
  SPEAKER_02: We don't have them in Wales.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, um, I believe it is uh it's our belief that you are making this up to try you've made some sort of deal with the horrible smelly farty bastard Vincenzo Gambino to lie about our client Bill Futler to wangle yourself a deal.
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_08: And Sean.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_02: He's also here.
• 16:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_02: And Sean and Micah.
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_02: Whoever the fuck that is.
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_02: I've never spoken to him once.
• 16:33
  SPEAKER_00: But he's a dog.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_00: I've talked to you several times.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_00: Who's that?
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_00: Who's this?
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_00: This is Mika.
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, we're back in the fucking cutsfight and got the um sorry, Misha, not now.
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_02: I'm trying to speak to Vincent.
• 16:53
  SPEAKER_01: Why are you wanting to speak to me?
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck the thing.
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_01: No, not a trip.
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_01: Lee!
• 17:00
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck me.
• 17:01
  SPEAKER_00: Scarface, take it over.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_00: I'm overwhelmed.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_08: Um, are you sure you're telling the truth or you've not just been coerced into lying?
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_08: End of question.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_03: How could I have possibly been coerced?
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_08: Well, look at the injuries on your hands.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_03: That's what happened.
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_03: I don't deny I was in jail.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_03: They put me in handcuffs.
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_03: That's what happened.
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_08: Handcuffs shouldn't cause injuries like that.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_03: Well, they're not pretty tight.
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_08: Take off your shirt.
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_08: I'm looking for more injuries.
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_02: I second this.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_02: Ticket off.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_08: Take it off.
• 17:34
  SPEAKER_02: Take it off.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_02: Take it off.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_03: Take it off.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_03: Vincenzo Geffino stands up and goes, I object to this.
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_03: Objection?
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_03: Sit down, you smelly bastard.
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_08: Oh, Vincenzo, please.
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_08: You know what we're trying to do is honest and good.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_08: We're just trying to see if there are any other injuries on this.
• 17:57
  SPEAKER_01: No! We're not gonna bloody do that.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_02: We're not gonna do that in public, are we?
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_02: I might speak to Cleans after this show.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_02: I might try and get some digits.
• 18:07
  SPEAKER_02: But we're in a courtroom now for Christ's sake.
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_02: So even the defendant's lawyer is attracted to murder booth.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_08: There's no way they have phones here, by the way.
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just trying to get it.
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what do you think on the loose?
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_08: His full address.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_03: I just like if Fanny met Fanny, that was do you think it says the werewolf that you run into?
• 18:33
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_06: So how did he get how did they get him back?
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_03: Then went down in the grotto.
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_06: What?
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_07: They just grabbed him.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_07: Were you there for that?
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_07: No.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_07: They just grabbed him.
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_02: Is it true?
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_02: Is it true Credence?
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_02: Well I'm telling me can't take his shirt off, yeah.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_02: Is it true, Credence, that you had escaped jail through help from our client, Bill Futler?
• 19:02
  SPEAKER_08: He set you free.
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_02: He set you free.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't get it.
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_02: And then and then you were and then Bill, I swear to fucking god, I might be on to something.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_02: Is it true that you were set free from jail by my client Bill Futler?
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_02: And you escaped, he he set you free, and then you were caught again.
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_02: They got you again and they brought you back to jail.
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_02: You thought you were free.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_02: You are at your lowest ebb.
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_02: Now, could you admit that you were anything to not be in that predicament again, including potentially taking a deal from the horrible man Vincenzo Gambino?
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_02: Is that or is that not a possibility?
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_03: It's true that Bill is the reason I escaped from jail the first time.
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, that is true.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_03: And then got caught and then got sent back to you.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, yeah, I understand what you're saying about a deal, but no for that question, there's enough doubt with what I said down to.
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_03: But I also feel that I could have just waited till another film and then escaped again.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_03: And then Vincenzo stands up and he goes, I would also like to uh add a charge against Bill Futler for executing a prison escape.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_03: Like, well he did that guilty feeling, right?
• 20:30
  SPEAKER_02: That's a whole other court.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you're gonna that's we'll push that back.
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_02: We'll kick that can down the road.
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_02: But for now, I turn to the people of the jury.
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_08: There's a jury.
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_02: There's no jurisdiction.
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_02: I turn to the people of the jury, I see they're not there, I turn back to the judge.
• 20:51
  SPEAKER_02: Judge, please, I implore you, you have seen no sufficient evidence against my client.
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_02: None.
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_02: And it is so clear if you use common sense that this man is being coerced into a spinning allies.
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_02: Judge, please see this for what this man is.
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_02: A charlatan.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_03: If you were to roll a D20 for me, I have a bad feeling.
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_08: Oh, I don't.
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_08: I'm on the iPad, baby.
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_01: I'm on the iPad, baby.
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_02: I'm on the iPad, but sex.
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, it does roll.
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_02: It does roll dunks every now and then.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_02: Alright, uh oh.
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_02: Hold on, but I'll get a plus.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_02: What was I rolling?
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_03: No, you're just sort of straight.
• 21:38
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, it's wind.
• 21:39
  SPEAKER_03: That's cool.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_03: Alright.
• 21:41
  SPEAKER_03: What did you get?
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_03: Sex.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_03: So the judge goes.
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, well the judge goes, he goes, that's the old game being all the quote the choirs to know.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_03: Crunch Clearwater receiving a deal for his testimony today.
• 22:03
  SPEAKER_03: And Vincenzo stands up.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_03: He goes, I cannot lie to this court.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_03: Queen is Clearwater is being rewarded for his testimony.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_03: He's been the well still voice.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_03: He's been rewarded for his testimony by receiving a lesser sentence.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_03: If the chick was sits back.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_02: Come on.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_03: Oh go get him Scarface and Stacey.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_03: So it's still your witness.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_03: If you want if you want to say anything else, you can ask it finding up.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_03: You can ask questions still.
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_03: I think we got everything out here.
• 22:47
  SPEAKER_03: You're gonna go no further questions.
• 22:49
  SPEAKER_03: So then Vincenzo's gonna stand up and he's gonna go redirect.
• 22:53
  SPEAKER_08: Oh, this guy.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_02: Is anyone else?
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_02: I'm really starting to get a big old white on Vincenzo.
• 23:05
  SPEAKER_08: A white on?
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_02: Is that what they call Lady Bonus?
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_01: So that's what they call Lady Bonus.
• 23:12
  SPEAKER_08: That's the first half here ago.
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_01: Why are you sound like a character when it's just you though?
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know about all lady bonus.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_03: So Vincenzo, Vincenzo's taking his jacket off now and he's rolling his sleeves up.
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_03: So Vincenzo's getting ready to go for that.
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_03: So Vincenzo starts pacing up and down the court and he goes, Quince, you are a resident in this city.
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_03: Let me ask you, do you think that we should reward the people of this city for doing the right thing every now and then?
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_03: I would say yes, I think that's a very good thing.
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_03: And Vincenzo goes, Right, so we have a man, a bad man, you're a bad man, couldn't you kill seven families.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_03: Your friend probably liked hearing about that.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_03: Who knows?
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_03: Can't say, and I withdraw that stigma.
• 24:10
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, that's that's a good thing.
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I withdraw that part of my stigmat.
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_03: But what I will say, but what I will say is, should we judge a man by his worst moments or should we judge him by the moment he he decides to step into the light?
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_03: And that's what this man is doing.
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_03: He is up here, he is telling the truth, aren't you, credions?
• 24:43
  SPEAKER_03: I'm telling the truth.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_03: So this man is telling the truth that that man not only murdered a man, he then struck out a jailbreak.
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_03: Objection.
• 24:53
  SPEAKER_03: Objection?
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_03: Well you went out of jet for me.
• 24:55
  SPEAKER_03: He didn't he he didn't murder.
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_03: Well, that's what he's he's going to do.
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_03: Dark face.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_01: Get into this.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_01: You're the best lawyer.
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_08: I'm sleepy as heck.
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_02: I mean I feel like I feel like I've picked up all right today.
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't like that.
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't like that pillow.
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_02: Or I'll just throw the bottle.
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_02: I just did a bloody good thing and now I'm still getting told I'm number two.
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just putting it on record.
• 25:19
  SPEAKER_02: Didn't make me feel good about myself.
• 25:21
  SPEAKER_02: Self-esteem.
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_02: I want to roll self-esteem.
• 25:23
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 25:24
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 25:25
  SPEAKER_00: And I want my No.
• 25:27
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 25:28
  unknown: No.
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_08: Look, all right, Vincenzo, you've been yapping long enough.
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_08: Well, get to the goddamn point.
• 25:36
  SPEAKER_03: My point is, it doesn't matter if this man is getting in the deal or not.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_03: It matters if he's telling the truth.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_03: And I believe this man is telling the truth.
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_08: Well, I guess you believe wrong.
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_08: You believe like an idiot.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_02: You don't believe.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_02: And you believe your murderer.
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_02: Ooh.
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_02: Objection.
• 25:55
  SPEAKER_02: Vincenzo.
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_02: Vincenzo, we're gonna have a fucking bit of beef.
• 25:58
  SPEAKER_02: And that's enough.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't get any of that.
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_08: Let that let that bring out because everyone knows, so we all just look away and go, this is a real embarrassing thing.
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_01: This is a real murderer already convicted, seven families.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not a murderer at all.
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_01: I agree.
• 26:16
  SPEAKER_01: So let me just whatever.
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_08: So to the court, you've just heard Vincenzo say oh God, sorry.
• 26:22
  SPEAKER_08: You've heard Vincenzo say slanderous things about our client again.
• 26:26
  SPEAKER_08: And then straight up lied about farting because we all heard what happened.
• 26:33
  SPEAKER_02: It's very long.
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_08: If he's lying about that, he's lying about many other things.
• 26:41
  SPEAKER_08: And the reason why the client might lie to be rewarded with a shorter sentence, I think, is obvious because you'd get a shorter sentence.
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_08: I worded that one a little bit.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_02: I like how you said it's obvious and then pointed out to the obvious.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_08: Yes.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_08: Well, I think it's obvious.
• 27:00
  SPEAKER_08: Do we all get it?
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_02: We're all thinking the same thing.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_02: Do I have to say what we're all thinking?
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_03: Find out.
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_03: You can see Vincenzo is white uh wiping sweat off his brow as he takes a seat back down at the prosecution.
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_08: I think Vincenzo ate some bad chili last.
• 27:23
  SPEAKER_02: Can Stasis go.
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, fine.
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_03: So who wants to roll?
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_08: Remember when I said, Can we make him part?
• 27:32
  SPEAKER_08: And you were like, Don't be ridiculous.
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_08: We went our way and now come on.
• 27:38
  SPEAKER_07: Oh the little stop it.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_03: It's 18.
• 27:43
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he's lost out.
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_03: His time for final statements due was to you get them done.
• 27:54
  SPEAKER_03: Well, would you like to confirm?
• 27:55
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_05: Maybe he is on the roll.
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, yes, it's not like he's on the roll.
• 27:59
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, and the judge goes, right, um I'm ready to hear final statements.
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_03: Uh I'll graduate.
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_08: Oh, wait, do we not get a final witness?
• 28:06
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, you do.
• 28:08
  SPEAKER_08: I you do.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_08: I so I kind of don't know if we want to do that though, because we are doing recording.
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, let's take two minutes.
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_03: Do you want a recess to talk about that and your thing sticking in?
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_08: Thank you so much.
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you, Judge.
• 28:24
  SPEAKER_03: So the judge goes, I think it's time for a recess, and he bangs the gavel.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_03: And then you walk into a small side room uh with small with bars on the windows.
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_03: It's just off from the court.
• 28:36
  SPEAKER_03: You can see people moving in and out of the court.
• 28:37
  SPEAKER_03: That's all What's outside the windows?
• 28:40
  SPEAKER_03: Uh it's just you're very, very high up, so you can see it's like clouds.
• 28:44
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, we're up higher.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_03: This maybe good.
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_03: You can hear the budding.
• 28:49
  SPEAKER_08: Smell really higher.
• 28:51
  SPEAKER_03: Don't we have an airfield?
• 28:52
  SPEAKER_03: Are they gonna throw us out?
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_03: You can hear the wording of an an engine and maybe we can just skip out now.
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_08: Guys, this is going super deeper well.
• 29:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think we're gonna win now.
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_02: I can't believe it's gonna wanna do it the right way.
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_02: Tell your friends just to keep doing the news in this guy.
• 29:12
  SPEAKER_04: Don't do it.
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_04: Don't you?
• 29:16
  SPEAKER_04: We've come so far.
• 29:17
  SPEAKER_04: Don't you want to see if we're gonna win?
• 29:19
  SPEAKER_04: I don't want.
• 29:19
  SPEAKER_04: I've got the iPad now, we're gonna win.
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_08: Alright, who are the options for our final witness?
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_03: The women of Tomb Slab.
• 29:31
  SPEAKER_03: All of them.
• 29:32
  SPEAKER_03: Literally, you can call anybody you've met if you can figure out anybody you've met.
• 29:36
  SPEAKER_02: There's gotta be someone that fucking think.
• 29:38
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_02: Can we recognize that?
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_02: Have you helped anybody?
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_08: Yeah, it's Liam Liam's really trying to lead us to water here.
• 29:46
  SPEAKER_08: And uh God, are we not thirsty?
• 29:48
  SPEAKER_08: Um Who have we helped?
• 29:49
  SPEAKER_08: Who have you helped?
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_06: Uh the the I don't know.
• 29:53
  SPEAKER_06: Who who have we?
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_06: Like we I only know we've met the sand guy.
• 29:58
  SPEAKER_06: He's literally been called.
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, he's been called.
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_06: We've already met the the girl the husband of uh whoever Peggy.
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_08: She didn't necessarily Is the sand guy the castle guy?
• 30:09
  SPEAKER_08: Yeah, the castle guy.
• 30:11
  SPEAKER_06: Who else have we met?
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_06: The cobalt kid over here?
• 30:17
  SPEAKER_06: Whatever.
• 30:17
  SPEAKER_08: The cobalt kid?
• 30:20
  SPEAKER_06: Not Freden's Mika, whatever.
• 30:22
  SPEAKER_08: Mika's with you.
• 30:23
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I know.
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_08: So he's um There has to be someone.
• 30:28
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_02: You can't hear MM.
• 30:34
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck it's so annoying.
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_08: What if we call Taz?
• 30:39
  SPEAKER_02: No bad idea.
• 30:41
  SPEAKER_03: You could call Taz if you want to.
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_08: I'm bringing I'm writing him down because I didn't know.
• 30:45
  SPEAKER_08: There are no bad ideas.
• 30:47
  SPEAKER_08: There are no bad ideas.
• 30:48
  SPEAKER_02: What would Taz add process?
• 30:49
  SPEAKER_02: How could Taz prove that he does Taz wasn't the others?
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_03: But you could ask Taz about the system, about the city if you think there's something weird going on in the site.
• 30:57
  SPEAKER_03: You could ask about that.
• 30:58
  SPEAKER_08: Who else do we know?
• 31:00
  SPEAKER_08: Have we helped?
• 31:02
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe we do no, hold on.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_02: What about your movie?
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_02: What about your husband?
• 31:06
  SPEAKER_02: Uh your fish husband.
• 31:08
  SPEAKER_02: Don't fish husband.
• 31:09
  SPEAKER_02: No, but that was all birthed out of attacking them.
• 31:12
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 31:12
  SPEAKER_08: Did we already call BQ?
• 31:14
  SPEAKER_03: You haven't called BQ, have you?
• 31:16
  SPEAKER_03: Would you like to be Q?
• 31:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I haven't called me.
• 31:19
  SPEAKER_03: She was the Q is the blacksmith.
• 31:22
  SPEAKER_08: Yeah, blacksmith.
• 31:23
  SPEAKER_06: Oh yes.
• 31:25
  SPEAKER_06: Actually, that would be a good one.
• 31:28
  SPEAKER_06: Cause because didn't we go hold on, didn't we go back after the thing and get our weapons done?
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_08: We got kidnapped at the top, remembered?
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_08: Or you can't do that.
• 31:40
  SPEAKER_02: I like you're still sewing Scarface.
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_08: Because that's who that's how we're chatting right now.
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_02: Right now, this is just the three of us chatting about what we want to do with the game.
• 31:48
  SPEAKER_02: Oh well, I thought we had two lawyers.
• 31:50
  SPEAKER_02: You know what?
• 31:51
  SPEAKER_02: I respect Kate's mess.
• 31:53
  SPEAKER_02: Alright, well, let's fuck it.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_02: I'll stay in this thing.
• 31:55
  SPEAKER_02: We could call the women of Thornhold.
• 31:57
  SPEAKER_02: I think that would be a good shout, but we need to know what questions we're gonna ask them and what we need them to say.
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_08: Let's remember about the things.
• 32:05
  SPEAKER_02: We need to think about what answers we need and then who correlates to those answers.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_08: What answers do we need, Bill?
• 32:15
  SPEAKER_06: I'm not sure because I'm like going the B and Q the B and Q lady would know that we were going up there to help the to help the town.
• 32:27
  SPEAKER_02: So would the women of Philadelphia?
• 32:28
  SPEAKER_06: Like, yeah.
• 32:28
  SPEAKER_06: And so I'm I'm only thinking, like, because you're right, we didn't go back, she done like she would know our attentions were good.
• 32:38
  SPEAKER_06: So would the women of the Philadelphia?
• 32:39
  SPEAKER_06: No, there's no way we would be able to I don't know how she would actually help us.
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_02: No one else was there.
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_02: See, that's the problem that we have.
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_02: No one else was there.
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_02: We really need to get Baldry.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_02: Unless, yeah.
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_02: Tell you what, should we call Phanyus Bigwin?
• 32:57
  SPEAKER_08: Uh, where the heck is she?
• 33:01
  SPEAKER_02: Cute.
• 33:02
  SPEAKER_08: We don't know.
• 33:03
  SPEAKER_02: Liam knows.
• 33:07
  SPEAKER_08: Where the heck is Fanny?
• 33:09
  SPEAKER_02: Surely we can control uh we've heard an engine, we know we know where the.
• 33:14
  SPEAKER_03: If you want to shout on Fanny and see if I don't I if you can come up with a way that these characters would be able to contact Fanny and tell them Because how would they know where we are up in this tower?
• 33:25
  SPEAKER_03: Bill would be able to contact her.
• 33:27
  SPEAKER_03: How would uh what?
• 33:28
  SPEAKER_03: How would I like that?
• 33:30
  SPEAKER_03: How are we contacting the women at Thornhold then?
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_03: Or if you want to talk to the court and tell them you want to call her and they do that.
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_08: But if we through the court call Phineas Bigwind uh trial to them, yeah, they're they would be coming in on trial.
• 33:46
  SPEAKER_02: That's not how that works.
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_02: You would have you would definitely have to get your own court date.
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_08: They were supposed to be here on trial at the same time.
• 33:55
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 33:55
  SPEAKER_02: Can I roll that as a lawyer?
• 33:56
  SPEAKER_03: Can I roll insect people?
• 33:58
  SPEAKER_08: What the heck are you rolling?
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_03: I can just tell you because that's what was meant to happen.
• 34:02
  SPEAKER_03: You escaped, remember?
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_03: You escaped one way and Bill and Sean that went the other way.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_03: Yours were successful.
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_03: Sean fell and it looked like it broke his leg.
• 34:13
  SPEAKER_03: So that's how Bill, Sean, and Mika got captured.
• 34:16
  SPEAKER_03: You've been the other.
• 34:18
  SPEAKER_03: But then we are now in the trial of Sean, Mika, and Bill.
• 34:21
  SPEAKER_02: We're not in the trial of Fanny.
• 34:25
  SPEAKER_02: I think that would be unfair.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_02: I think she'd get her own date scheduled.
• 34:29
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I'm dead.
• 34:30
  SPEAKER_03: It's the same trial.
• 34:31
  SPEAKER_03: It's also the same trial.
• 34:33
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, well let's not let's not call Fanny then.
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_08: We could call Um Ghostbusters.
• 34:43
  SPEAKER_08: I feel like it's Tails or the women or being cute.
• 34:47
  SPEAKER_02: It's gotta be, but no This the thing that we the problem we have if you we sit there and say we were definitely going up there, we got weapons, so we can hurry up.
• 34:58
  SPEAKER_03: Could we ask instead that fucking I'm I this is really You can go through remember you made individual poisoning on episodes.
• 35:05
  SPEAKER_08: I was knocked out for most of it.
• 35:07
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but then you made it.
• 35:08
  SPEAKER_08: We should call it And Rufus with us, so that would still with Fanny.
• 35:13
  SPEAKER_03: Who's examined the body?
• 35:15
  SPEAKER_03: The coroner you've talked to.
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_02: We've really fucked up a lot of really good opportunities.
• 35:20
  SPEAKER_08: Maybe we don't call anyone.
• 35:24
  SPEAKER_02: No, I really so long in this.
• 35:29
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, I'm gonna look out the window.
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_06: I'm gonna look out the window.
• 35:32
  SPEAKER_06: Do I see the airship?
• 35:35
  SPEAKER_03: You can't see the airship, but you can see like you can see like clouds being kind of pushed out the way from what looks like you could you're you're like that.
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_03: Looks like there's something.
• 35:43
  SPEAKER_03: What was it all for?
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_02: What was it all for?
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_02: Something, but you you you is the entertainment of the people living.
• 35:51
  SPEAKER_02: With no payoff.
• 35:52
  SPEAKER_02: This is worse than Game of Thrones.
• 35:54
  SPEAKER_08: No, you can't see it.
• 35:55
  SPEAKER_08: You can't see it.
• 36:00
  SPEAKER_02: I think we call the final witness being cute.
• 36:05
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, that's what you say.
• 36:07
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
• 36:10
  unknown: Oh my god.
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so the court calls back in session, the judge bangs the girl and goes, Right, so the defense, it's time to call witnesses.
• 36:23
  SPEAKER_03: Who are you calling?
• 36:24
  SPEAKER_03: The inky are coverable.
• 36:26
  SPEAKER_03: Just pass the buttons to each other really.
• 36:29
  SPEAKER_03: We call to the fucking name is Be Bean and then I'll be that's our first name and then AYO is our second name.
• 36:41
  SPEAKER_02: We would like to call Bean Ohio.
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_03: Walks through Bean and she sits down in the witness box and she's just looking around.
• 36:56
  SPEAKER_03: Up to you, sir.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_03: Bean.
• 36:59
  SPEAKER_03: Hello.
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_03: Oh no.
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_03: I think she was Irish.
• 37:03
  SPEAKER_03: Hello there.
• 37:04
  SPEAKER_02: Bean.
• 37:05
  SPEAKER_02: This is gonna be a very Celtic conversation, I love it.
• 37:08
  SPEAKER_02: Uh how are you today, Bean?
• 37:10
  SPEAKER_03: Uh I I'm good, thank you.
• 37:11
  SPEAKER_03: How are you?
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_02: I'm very well.
• 37:13
  SPEAKER_02: Well that's good.
• 37:14
  SPEAKER_02: Er Bean, do you remember your first impressions of my client, Bill Futler?
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he s w from what I remember, he th there was the talk in the village that uh him and his friends killed a a load of Katoa out on the bo out in the out on a beach, and then I believe we went down to the basement where there was a there was a big monster down there.
• 37:36
  SPEAKER_02: Can I just quickly interject there?
• 37:37
  SPEAKER_02: The they didn't kill the Katoa was like cold blood.
• 37:40
  SPEAKER_02: They were uh we here, they were terrorizing the village.
• 37:44
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you're you're you're spot on there, right?
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, killing, they killed a kill a lot of them.
• 37:50
  SPEAKER_03: They killed my brother.
• 37:51
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm very sorry to hear that, and you know, sorry for your loss.
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_02: Two seconds.
• 37:55
  SPEAKER_02: Um Yes.
• 37:56
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's a good point.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, for fuck's sake, you can't just cut me off to say good job.
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, five trying.
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you, Bill.
• 38:04
  SPEAKER_02: Um the so so your first impressions, uh the Katoa was terrorizing the village, and Bill and his friends came in and they solved that problem.
• 38:13
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, they were kill and they were killing everything.
• 38:15
  SPEAKER_03: They killed the Katoa, they killed a big monster, and then they went up and they were gonna take on another big monster.
• 38:20
  SPEAKER_03: But they this is what happened.
• 38:22
  SPEAKER_03: I gave them some armor and some stuff.
• 38:24
  SPEAKER_03: They said they were gonna bring the armor back, but then they they went up there, I think they killed the thing, but then I don't know what happened after that, they disappeared.
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I can I can give you a fuller picture to that, maybe after the court, because it's okay, yeah.
• 38:38
  SPEAKER_03: What are you doing after court?
• 38:40
  SPEAKER_02: Um well nothing's scheduled then, but listen.
• 38:45
  SPEAKER_02: Gotta free diary there.
• 38:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, being I'm sure I have space for you.
• 38:51
  SPEAKER_02: But being just to to to fit it.
• 38:54
  SPEAKER_02: Just to Can I ask another question?
• 38:57
  SPEAKER_03: Of course you can.
• 38:59
  SPEAKER_02: So of all the problems that your town had, my client Bill Fatler and his friends solved these problems.
• 39:08
  SPEAKER_02: What was, to your knowledge, their intent for going up the spiral staircase I did to to fight that big unknown monster.
• 39:18
  SPEAKER_03: They went up there, they took uh we Derek with them uh and then people c we we've seen a body come back down the stairs, it was a big big blob mess kind of thing, and uh Derek was dead.
• 39:30
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know how that happened, but he was dead.
• 39:31
  SPEAKER_03: He went with them and then he he died, and then the thing that was up there, that died too.
• 39:35
  SPEAKER_03: So there was a lot of dying going on.
• 39:37
  SPEAKER_02: That uh again, that is true, but you haven't really answered my question.
• 39:40
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, they were like, What was the intent?
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, what was the intent?
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_02: It was it was yeah, why did they go up?
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_02: It was to kill the big monster.
• 39:47
  SPEAKER_02: Why, what, what, what sort of.
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_02: Bill, talk to me and I'll say it.
• 39:52
  SPEAKER_02: Why who hired us to go up there to kill the who are are you aware who hired Bill Fettler and his friends to go up there and take on the big monster?
• 40:04
  SPEAKER_03: I I believe there was a deal with Derek, who is the town leader.
• 40:07
  SPEAKER_02: So Derek, it was Derek's idea to go up there?
• 40:10
  SPEAKER_03: It was Derek's idea to hire them to go up there.
• 40:12
  SPEAKER_03: I don't really know why Derek went up there because he can't fight, but he he was like, no, I'm going.
• 40:17
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, on you go.
• 40:18
  SPEAKER_02: And you don't and uh uh had you.
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_02: So he went over to the book.
• 40:22
  SPEAKER_02: So he went over his own accord more than I admit.
• 40:25
  SPEAKER_02: And had you ever seen any animosity between my client Bill Futler and Derek Littlehammer prior to this trip?
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_03: Not with Bill specifically, I I think him and Derek actually were quite friendly, yeah.
• 40:40
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 40:41
  unknown: Okay.
• 40:47
  SPEAKER_02: Would it be more advantageous to me?
• 40:50
  SPEAKER_06: A lot had had had if Bill if if he'd survived the attack, it would have been even better for us because he would have rewarded us with more stuff.
• 41:02
  SPEAKER_02: So there's no point in us even killing it.
• 41:05
  SPEAKER_02: Would you agree with this statement of it would be more beneficial for my client Bill Fettler and his friends to have if Derek had stayed alive that day, because they would have received more reward from Derek?
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_02: As as Vincenzo said, rewarding the town is As Vincenzo said, rewarding the town is good.
• 41:27
  SPEAKER_03: Uh beings is well, I I suppose so.
• 41:30
  SPEAKER_03: I uh uh yeah, I mean I suppose they would they wouldn't have got paid if Derek was dead.
• 41:34
  SPEAKER_02: So final question.
• 41:36
  SPEAKER_02: Is there any thought that you can have for any reason for my client to have any animosity, reason to kill or murder Derek Littlehammer?
• 41:48
  SPEAKER_06: And tell her also that we were gonna bring back the stuff that we got killed out.
• 41:52
  SPEAKER_02: I'll tell her that when I go on a date with her after.
• 41:55
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I just want her to know like we are flirting.
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I didn't steal her arm.
• 42:00
  SPEAKER_05: I said I'd fill her in.
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_02: I saw her again.
• 42:03
  SPEAKER_02: In fact, here, take it.
• 42:04
  SPEAKER_02: Guys Can you answer that question?
• 42:06
  SPEAKER_02: To any knowledge, do you have any reason to believe that my client Bill Futler had any reason to hurt or kill Derek Little Hama?
• 42:14
  SPEAKER_03: Well from what I what I heard in the village, uh Fanny spig wouldn't uh she wasn't a big fan of the We have heard that throughout this court case as well, but Phanyus is not on trial, unfortunately.
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_02: Bill Futler is.
• 42:28
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you asked if there was a reason that maybe you know his friend, something h I don't know, but maybe something happened and they all had a big fight about it.
• 42:36
  SPEAKER_02: But you have no reason to believe that Bill Futler had who was friendly, as you said, with Derek Littlehammer.
• 42:44
  SPEAKER_02: You have no reason to believe that he would have any reason to harm or kill.
• 42:49
  SPEAKER_06: It would be against my answer that.
• 42:53
  SPEAKER_02: Answer that.
• 42:54
  SPEAKER_03: He's more I think yeah, I don't think there's any reason that Bill Pacifically would kill Derek.
• 42:59
  SPEAKER_02: No further questions.
• 43:01
  SPEAKER_03: Boom.
• 43:01
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_03: Is this the mic?
• 43:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 43:03
  SPEAKER_06: Oopsie drop.
• 43:07
  SPEAKER_08: After all the fucking technical problems today.
• 43:10
  SPEAKER_02: Oopsie's drop my coffee.
• 43:13
  SPEAKER_03: I think that went quite well.
• 43:15
  SPEAKER_03: Uh Vincenzo then stands up.
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_03: Is there any further questions?
• 43:19
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 43:19
  SPEAKER_03: I'm looking for Scarface.
• 43:20
  SPEAKER_03: Because Scarface is like my um mentor.
• 43:23
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_02: Haven't spoken to you in two months, but whatever.
• 43:28
  SPEAKER_02: Uh so I'm gonna look at cancelling.
• 43:34
  SPEAKER_08: Hey, that was great.
• 43:36
  SPEAKER_08: I think that was great.
• 43:37
  SPEAKER_08: You could maybe, I would say it's a good one.
• 43:39
  SPEAKER_02: Well, you're also here, you could do it.
• 43:41
  SPEAKER_08: Sh next time, maybe flirting a little less.
• 43:44
  SPEAKER_02: I wasn't flirting, she was flattened.
• 43:47
  SPEAKER_07: Or a little more.
• 43:50
  SPEAKER_08: That was really good.
• 43:51
  SPEAKER_08: I think we finished with this one.
• 43:54
  SPEAKER_07: Thank you, Scotty.
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_03: So the changel stands up and that's time he's he's running.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_03: His hand through his hair.
• 44:01
  SPEAKER_03: He's trying to get like a bit of fucking sort of order going on.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_03: And he steps forward and he goes, Beer, let me ask you one simple question.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_03: Did you or did you not see Derek leave with Bill Fettler and his murderous gang?
• 44:26
  SPEAKER_08: Objection?
• 44:27
  SPEAKER_08: You can't say murderous gang because that's not proven.
• 44:29
  SPEAKER_03: Well, it is proven because the bean herself not say he came into her events.
• 44:36
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, so anything that's said on the stand in a trial is just proven, is it?
• 44:40
  SPEAKER_03: There was no objection or clarification when that was being said, so therefore you did not object to it.
• 44:48
  SPEAKER_03: Therefore, you have accepted it's not.
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_08: Vincenzo, are you okay?
• 44:52
  SPEAKER_08: You don't be seen you don't you seem to not be doing okay today.
• 44:56
  SPEAKER_03: I I'm doing I'm asking the questions here, guys.
• 45:00
  SPEAKER_03: You're looking quite sweaty.
• 45:01
  SPEAKER_01: I'm looking sweaty.
• 45:02
  SPEAKER_01: Because I sweat for the law and justice.
• 45:09
  SPEAKER_08: I just wonder, I just want to check in because you don't seem alright.
• 45:13
  SPEAKER_03: Ah, um I'll be alright when this man is in jail.
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_03: So Vincenzo goes, Vincenzo goes, so you saw this man leave with the victim.
• 45:27
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 45:28
  SPEAKER_03: Being goes, yeah, I seen him going with the victim.
• 45:31
  SPEAKER_03: And that's the last time I saw the victim until I seen the victim's body.
• 45:35
  SPEAKER_03: So then Vincenzo goes, So let me ask you, did you know that that man was killed by a dark?
• 45:44
  SPEAKER_03: And being goes, uh no, I didn't know that, but the specific weapon.
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_08: I love this Liam Verley's new one-man show.
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_03: I just have to talk to myself.
• 45:57
  SPEAKER_03: It's great.
• 45:57
  SPEAKER_03: It's great.
• 45:58
  SPEAKER_03: Sansil goes, right.
• 46:00
  SPEAKER_03: Well, let me just ask, did you know anybody in that group who was carrying a dart, maybe?
• 46:07
  SPEAKER_03: Uh and Bean goes, well, actually, as a blacksmith, I I was aware of all their weapons.
• 46:11
  SPEAKER_03: And uh I I know that Phanyas Bigwin was carrying a dart.
• 46:15
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, really?
• 46:17
  SPEAKER_03: She was carrying the dart.
• 46:20
  SPEAKER_02: A dart.
• 46:21
  SPEAKER_08: A dart.
• 46:22
  SPEAKER_02: A dart.
• 46:22
  SPEAKER_02: A dart.
• 46:23
  SPEAKER_02: There were several found in the victim.
• 46:25
  SPEAKER_02: And again, I would like to remind the judge of who is on trial here today, not Phanyas Bigwin.
• 46:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and it was one dart, by the way.
• 46:33
  SPEAKER_02: That were you dang rights on that one.
• 46:39
  SPEAKER_01: Shoot the dart, take it out, shoot it again.
• 46:42
  SPEAKER_02: I can't remember the exact number, but it was bloody heaps in Derek Little.
• 46:46
  SPEAKER_03: Who can I say what this sicko did with her dart?
• 46:49
  SPEAKER_03: That's not up to me.
• 46:50
  SPEAKER_03: That's up for the judge to say.
• 46:52
  SPEAKER_08: Fanny's big wind is not in the room.
• 46:54
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, have you heard of a little thing called multiple compility?
• 47:00
  SPEAKER_03: I have not, actually.
• 47:02
  SPEAKER_01: I'm a lawyer in IR.
• 47:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 47:04
  SPEAKER_08: Yes, because it just means when you're uh with someone, you are equally as culpable.
• 47:09
  SPEAKER_08: When they commit a crime, you're equally as culpable to their crime.
• 47:12
  SPEAKER_02: If you don't report it, I suppose.
• 47:14
  SPEAKER_08: Just be by being there.
• 47:17
  SPEAKER_08: Which means uh if you do a breaking inner and then your friend gets killed, uh, or your friend kills someone, you are also uh able to be tried for murder.
• 47:26
  SPEAKER_08: Even though you didn't murder anyone.
• 47:27
  SPEAKER_03: Seems harsh, doesn't it?
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_08: I think it's not right.
• 47:30
  SPEAKER_03: I see two of us have gone to law school stay safe.
• 47:35
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck off, Vincenzo.
• 47:37
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry, Josh.
• 47:38
  SPEAKER_08: Did you two used to date?
• 47:40
  SPEAKER_02: No, I'm I'm quite clearly gay.
• 47:43
  SPEAKER_02: Being a woman, right?
• 47:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm into one.
• 47:47
  SPEAKER_08: You could be bi or pan.
• 47:50
  SPEAKER_02: Time to educate.
• 47:55
  SPEAKER_02: Please.
• 47:57
  SPEAKER_01: You know me.
• 47:58
  SPEAKER_01: Quiz time and what with those.
• 48:06
  SPEAKER_02: To be fair, I thought I was going somewhere else.
• 48:08
  SPEAKER_02: Um listen.
• 48:11
  SPEAKER_02: Well, uh, I I've got I've got nothing to say to that, because that's clear fabrication and bullshit.
• 48:18
  SPEAKER_01: Well, well, well.
• 48:19
  SPEAKER_01: Where was I?
• 48:20
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I I guess I killed.
• 48:22
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I guess I killed all the people.
• 48:24
  SPEAKER_01: No, don't be staying there.
• 48:27
  SPEAKER_01: Don't be staying there.
• 48:28
  SPEAKER_01: That's a good point for a different trial.
• 48:31
  SPEAKER_01: Well, steady under my brain.
• 48:33
  SPEAKER_01: No, you didn't.
• 48:34
  SPEAKER_02: You said it very loudly into a bloody microphone.
• 48:37
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, look, shit.
• 48:38
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 48:38
  SPEAKER_03: So Vincenzo goes, so you saw them leave with the victim with the same weapon that was used to kill the victim.
• 48:49
  SPEAKER_03: And let me ask you, did Fanny's Big Wind like Derek?
• 48:54
  SPEAKER_08: Yes.
• 48:55
  SPEAKER_08: She loved him.
• 48:58
  SPEAKER_08: She loved him.
• 49:00
  SPEAKER_01: They were planning on running away together.
• 49:03
  SPEAKER_08: Peggy doesn't know this, but they were planning on running away together, so don't how dare you talk about things you don't know.
• 49:10
  SPEAKER_08: You take Fanny's name out of your mouth.
• 49:12
  SPEAKER_02: Why is it so difficult for you, Vincenzo?
• 49:15
  SPEAKER_02: Fanny S isn't on bloody trial.
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_00: Bill Futler is.
• 49:19
  SPEAKER_00: So unless you have any further questions for being to do with Bill Futler, if not, I suggest you sit the fuck down, keep farting away, and shut the fuck up.
• 49:33
  SPEAKER_03: Judge, would you like to take Stacy Kineffly to the side and explain multiple culpability?
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_01: I understand it.
• 49:43
  SPEAKER_08: That's a US law, is that even in the UK?
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know what the UK you're speaking about.
• 49:50
  SPEAKER_03: This is this is the story far away.
• 49:57
  SPEAKER_01: We are in the fire away realms, forgot it realms.
• 50:04
  SPEAKER_08: It's just crazy to me that multiple vulnerability manages to come through, uh, but also courts and point systems.
• 50:12
  SPEAKER_08: It's it's confusing.
• 50:14
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, and I bet you hate my favorite song by the lid as well.
• 50:18
  SPEAKER_08: I cannot, for the life of me, remember the song every single time.
• 50:22
  SPEAKER_03: It's right.
• 50:23
  SPEAKER_03: My almost enemy.
• 50:26
  SPEAKER_01: Uh-oh.
• 50:27
  SPEAKER_03: You'd like it.
• 50:29
  SPEAKER_03: Let's play it.
• 50:30
  SPEAKER_03: So and Vincenzo goes, right, can't you?
• 50:32
  SPEAKER_01: I just want this court case then faster.
• 50:35
  SPEAKER_03: Like Can I just answer my question?
• 50:37
  SPEAKER_03: Final question.
• 50:38
  SPEAKER_03: Did Phineas Bigwind like Derek or did she dislike him being like, or she really disliked him?
• 50:45
  SPEAKER_03: I think there was there was talk of her staging a revolution in the city against him.
• 50:49
  SPEAKER_08: This is a freaking opinion.
• 50:51
  SPEAKER_08: You cannot ask being what someone else thought of someone else.
• 50:54
  SPEAKER_08: That's too many times people removed, and I think it's uh uh perjury, yeah.
• 51:01
  SPEAKER_08: Uh to to to be talking about what you think someone else thinks of someone else.
• 51:07
  SPEAKER_03: They just was uh that is actually correct.
• 51:10
  SPEAKER_03: Uh yeah, uh give me Scarface, that's gonna be a bit drawing record.
• 51:14
  SPEAKER_03: Uh in Viceso's I'll rephrase, I'll rephrase.
• 51:18
  SPEAKER_03: So were you aware of Phineas Bigwind stating or doing anything that would lead you to think that she disliked him?
• 51:28
  SPEAKER_03: Or did she do something that was actively against Derek in a very serious way?
• 51:35
  SPEAKER_03: Because, well yeah, she she she gathered the women of the city together and had a conversation about how she wanted to overthrow him and how she thought he was a shit leader.
• 51:46
  SPEAKER_03: No further questions.
• 51:49
  SPEAKER_08: Did she gather people to say that she thought he was a shit leader?
• 51:53
  SPEAKER_08: Or did the women of Thornhold say that they thought Derek was a shit leader?
• 51:59
  SPEAKER_03: I I don't know the specifics of it, because I I actually wasn't invited, uh, which I thought was quite unfair.
• 52:06
  SPEAKER_08: But uh, you know I think Fanny just did the call to call all the women, and that included you.
• 52:12
  SPEAKER_03: I was working.
• 52:14
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, please, but you know.
• 52:20
  SPEAKER_01: I was making ducks to murder.
• 52:22
  SPEAKER_03: Uh being was I was I was actually making weapons and fixing the armor of the Bill Futler's posse that night, and I I didn't I didn't no one came and got me.
• 52:34
  SPEAKER_02: Let's see where we are.
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_02: No further questions.
• 52:36
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, so do you buy a roll rolling?
• 52:42
  SPEAKER_02: Oh the eye should.
• 52:43
  SPEAKER_08: Rolling, rolling.
• 52:44
  SPEAKER_08: Oh unless you want to.
• 52:45
  SPEAKER_08: No, no, no, no.
• 52:47
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no.
• 52:50
  SPEAKER_02: Come on.
• 52:52
  SPEAKER_03: I feel good.
• 52:53
  SPEAKER_03: Oh no.
• 52:55
  SPEAKER_03: Sorry, because that was that it was second month.
• 52:58
  SPEAKER_02: What do we got?
• 53:00
  SPEAKER_02: Nah, twenty.
• 53:01
  SPEAKER_03: So that's you're up two points.
• 53:04
  SPEAKER_03: So was it yes, uh he will know as well.
• 53:07
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you're up you're up one point because you went you equalised and now you're back in front and now there's only one one bit left.
• 53:15
  SPEAKER_03: And it's final statements, but George goes, This court case has been going on for a while.
• 53:22
  SPEAKER_03: Uh so your final statement is I'm gonna say five words, five words or less.
• 53:28
  SPEAKER_03: Any bag is gone.
• 53:35
  SPEAKER_02: Innocent until proven guilty, right?
• 53:38
  SPEAKER_02: No clear no clear evidence.
• 53:43
  SPEAKER_02: No clear evidence provided innocent.
• 53:50
  SPEAKER_02: There was no clear evidence.
• 53:51
  SPEAKER_02: It was all it was all.
• 53:56
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think we need to fart.
• 53:58
  SPEAKER_02: No clear evidence must acquit.
• 54:02
  SPEAKER_02: Must acquit.
• 54:03
  SPEAKER_02: I love must acquit.
• 54:04
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's it.
• 54:05
  SPEAKER_02: Because there was no one another case, I remember.
• 54:08
  SPEAKER_08: Judge, we're ready.
• 54:09
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 54:10
  SPEAKER_03: I'll say the first and then you say bust equipment.
• 54:14
  SPEAKER_03: Any preferences and who who wants to go first here?
• 54:17
  SPEAKER_08: Let's let Vincenzo go first.
• 54:19
  SPEAKER_03: Five words.
• 54:20
  SPEAKER_02: Five words, remember Vincenzo, buddy.
• 54:24
  SPEAKER_03: He stands up, uh Vincenzo, and he leans on the the judge's dock and he looks the judge right in the eye and he goes Derek Dead Dark That guy.
• 54:40
  SPEAKER_03: Rubbish.
• 54:45
  SPEAKER_02: We do we have Ken Derek Stacey suggests to Scarface that we do the exact same thing that Vincenzo just did where we go up to the judge to the little.
• 54:56
  SPEAKER_03: Derek then turns Derek fucking Vincenzo then turns around again and he goes and he says, and I will repeat Derek Derby.
• 55:10
  SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
• 55:11
  SPEAKER_08: This is now ten words.
• 55:15
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 55:17
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 55:18
  SPEAKER_02: Judge.
• 55:20
  SPEAKER_02: No sufficient evidence.
• 55:26
  SPEAKER_08: Must acquit.
• 55:30
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so once they roll.
• 55:35
  SPEAKER_08: Please, God, please.
• 55:37
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, do it.
• 55:38
  SPEAKER_02: Go old school, mad.
• 55:41
  SPEAKER_02: Go old school Scarface, do this.
• 55:44
  SPEAKER_02: Do you want to go old school?
• 55:48
  SPEAKER_08: This is your decision.
• 55:50
  SPEAKER_06: I think you got it in the Scarface.
• 55:52
  SPEAKER_08: I still think with the cords, the did he already roll?
• 55:58
  SPEAKER_06: Did you already roll?
• 55:59
  SPEAKER_06: I know what you've got.
• 56:00
  SPEAKER_02: It didn't come up on me and it usually does.
• 56:03
  SPEAKER_02: He's disconnected.
• 56:04
  SPEAKER_02: He's disconnected.
• 56:06
  SPEAKER_06: I'm ready to roll.
• 56:08
  SPEAKER_06: Do it, Scarface.
• 56:09
  SPEAKER_06: Just do it.
• 56:10
  SPEAKER_06: Let's go.
• 56:11
  SPEAKER_08: Bill wants you want me to roll it.
• 56:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well can I just just so I don't We already got 20 over here.
• 56:16
  SPEAKER_02: Well just so I don't kill myself.
• 56:20
  SPEAKER_02: Can I also roll so I know what would have happened?
• 56:23
  SPEAKER_02: But if you it I agree it should be Bill.
• 56:25
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not allowed to do that.
• 56:27
  SPEAKER_02: But it's good that would ruin me.
• 56:29
  SPEAKER_03: If you want to just roll for the sake of rolling.
• 56:31
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 56:32
  SPEAKER_03: And if you want to just roll for the sake of rolling, I'll let you roll, but we're not counting.
• 56:37
  SPEAKER_03: I I agree.
• 56:37
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 56:38
  SPEAKER_03: It's just so I know.
• 56:39
  SPEAKER_08: But I kinda if we're some big we should.
• 56:42
  SPEAKER_02: You could have exercised this.
• 56:43
  SPEAKER_02: I th I think we should use this.
• 56:44
  SPEAKER_02: I I'm on record with that.
• 56:46
  SPEAKER_02: I think we should use this.
• 56:47
  SPEAKER_02: But it's Bill's case, he wants old school.
• 56:50
  SPEAKER_02: Go.
• 56:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 56:55
  SPEAKER_02: Right, you so you're a role, but I want to roll from you.
• 56:58
  SPEAKER_02: You could do this.
• 57:00
  SPEAKER_02: I believe in you, Sunday.
• 57:02
  SPEAKER_02: I believe.
• 57:03
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck me.
• 57:04
  SPEAKER_02: I believe in you.
• 57:08
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck me.
• 57:09
  SPEAKER_02: You're an idiot, Bill.
• 57:10
  SPEAKER_02: Whoa!
• 57:11
  unknown: Whoa.
• 57:15
  SPEAKER_02: What did you get?
• 57:17
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 57:18
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 57:18
  SPEAKER_08: I got a three.
• 57:19
  SPEAKER_02: Do you want to know what I got or?
• 57:21
  SPEAKER_08: This is really weird.
• 57:23
  SPEAKER_02: Did you want to know I got 17?
• 57:25
  SPEAKER_08: I got 17 the second time.
• 57:27
  SPEAKER_08: So isn't that interesting?
• 57:28
  SPEAKER_03: Alright.
• 57:29
  SPEAKER_03: Vincenzo got six.
• 57:31
  SPEAKER_03: So it's not that far apart.
• 57:33
  SPEAKER_03: But that means Vincenzo's one.
• 57:35
  SPEAKER_01: Whoa! Oh, okay.
• 57:38
  SPEAKER_01: Doesn't she get her pluses?
• 57:40
  SPEAKER_08: I think we have more points.
• 57:43
  SPEAKER_02: There's no pluses on why the fuck would you go old school against the iPad?
• 57:48
  SPEAKER_02: The iPad is awesome.
• 57:50
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 57:51
  SPEAKER_03: So the judge goes.
• 57:55
  SPEAKER_03: There is no clear winner in this case.
• 57:59
  SPEAKER_03: Therefore, I must go to a retrial.
• 58:02
  SPEAKER_03: Bill Fugger, you will remain in jail for another month while we schedule a retrial.
• 58:13
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry we couldn't get a clear way.
• 58:14
  SPEAKER_08: I can't say that here.
• 58:16
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, and I'm mad for being real.
• 58:22
  SPEAKER_02: I can read.
• 58:24
  SPEAKER_02: Catch up on my reading.
• 58:26
  SPEAKER_02: Hey, you guys got philosophy now, man?
• 58:31
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so Vincenzo walks over to the table and he looks at Bill Futlin and he goes, Oh, what are you gonna do when Vincenzo comes for you?
• 58:43
  SPEAKER_08: What the heck?
• 58:44
  SPEAKER_01: Hulk Hogan.
• 58:46
  SPEAKER_01: What the fuck?
• 58:46
  SPEAKER_00: He's Hulk Hogan, though, guys.
• 58:48
  SPEAKER_00: Vincenzo!
• 58:51
  SPEAKER_08: You better calm down, alright?
• 58:53
  SPEAKER_08: We are man of law and the law has spoken.
• 58:57
  SPEAKER_03: Sackly, Stacy.
• 58:58
  SPEAKER_03: Men of law.
• 59:00
  SPEAKER_03: Stacy.
• 59:01
  SPEAKER_08: Stacy slaps.
• 59:02
  SPEAKER_08: Here we go.
• 59:03
  SPEAKER_01: Stacy slaps.
• 59:04
  SPEAKER_01: Outdated.
• 59:05
  SPEAKER_01: Do you think for that?
• 59:06
  SPEAKER_08: Do see if he slaps.
• 59:08
  SPEAKER_03: If you want to say slap.
• 59:12
  SPEAKER_03: You've not got any pluses, so just roll a d20.
• 59:15
  SPEAKER_06: So am I in the same jail cell as we were before, obviously.
• 59:22
  SPEAKER_03: If Stacey slaps first and then Stacy misses by a wild amount.
• 59:28
  SPEAKER_03: Stacy does a full-stam dispersing.
• 59:31
  SPEAKER_02: Can Stacey play it off as like a weird dance move?
• 59:38
  SPEAKER_03: Vigen Genzo just walks away laughing.
• 59:41
  SPEAKER_03: Oh you fucking hate it.
• 59:42
  SPEAKER_03: And that brings us to the end of that episode.
• 59:44
  SPEAKER_03: Be in.
• 59:45
  SPEAKER_03: Let's go for a drink.
• 59:46
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 59:47
  SPEAKER_03: And we'll see you in the next one.
• 59:48
  SPEAKER_03: So hey, thanks for listening, and we'll see you next time.
• 59:56
  SPEAKER_08: Thank you so much for listening to Comics Quest.
• 59:59
  SPEAKER_08: I would like to say thank you especially to Kitty Preston for our amazing logo, Alan Orr for the music, and Sean Stables on sound.