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OUTRO: Literature Special · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Let's get moving. Gug all you bastards loving the Big
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  Speaker 1: Doggies four to seven every weekday radios get phils. Hi guy,
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  Speaker 1: how are you going? What what you were doing?
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  Speaker 3: Well, you're in a horror of a mood, so I
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  Speaker 3: know I know how you feel about belching, So I
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  Speaker 3: thought i'd hit you with a couple of I'm in
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  Speaker 3: a great mood.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Keezy? Is any great? Is he in a great mood? Man?
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  Speaker 2: I think so?
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  Speaker 3: Well?
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  Speaker 2: He should he bitter me because he's wearing his new ship.
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  Speaker 3: I would be fresh shitator.
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  Speaker 4: That's like what you still get the tags on him?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, I tell you the green man. It's Emerald. I
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  Speaker 1: did a big cowl of my ships today. Carl's an amazing
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  Speaker 1: amount of ships I've never worn.
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  Speaker 3: And what was the then?
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know, some some old bastards probably, So.
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  Speaker 4: Why explained why that one made the cut?
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  Speaker 1: Well, as I was saying, because Pugs made the same comment,
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  Speaker 1: I've worn it before on the show. I don't know why.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why because it's fucking new.
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  Speaker 3: Because generally you rotate three shirts for nine months. Excuse
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  Speaker 3: us if we can't remember this one lemon tablecloth women
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  Speaker 3: Boat tablecloth store.
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  Speaker 1: When when was the last time I wore my lemon one?
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  Speaker 4: You've replaced it with your Turkey ship, so it goes
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  Speaker 4: boat Turkey tablecloth stalk Emerald Green.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, well, I don't know if it's going to be
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  Speaker 3: an heavy rotation. You should also roll up the sleeves
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  Speaker 3: a little bit, because this is a short sleeve ship.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone to show off your guns a bit.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I should I because I got quite good
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  Speaker 1: guns and I've got quite ten arms. How good was
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  Speaker 1: it dry? Being into that? And I was like, beautiful, God,
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  Speaker 1: it's what what the hell's that thing?
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  Speaker 2: It's so it feels good, It's insane.
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  Speaker 1: And it just made me realize how my brain's already
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  Speaker 1: thinking it's winter.
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  Speaker 2: It did feel very wintery this morning.
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  Speaker 3: It did.
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  Speaker 1: There was still shithouse this morning.
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  Speaker 2: Tell you what sucks.
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  Speaker 3: It hasn't been cold though it's been twenty four degrees. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but it's just.
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  Speaker 1: Been windy and weird.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it's been a bit cold keysy it yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: different because I've been weary for in the day. I've
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  Speaker 4: had my duvet on at night. Yeah, just my light
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  Speaker 4: summer duvet. But before I was just sheating it. I
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  Speaker 4: can't do just a sheet. Just a sheet, can't do it.
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  Speaker 2: What do you do?
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  Speaker 3: Heavy enough? So I use a douvet cover with nothing
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  Speaker 3: in it, but then a sheet over that in a
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  Speaker 3: sheet first, and then a dove cover, and then a
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  Speaker 3: blanket if I need it, which is more of a throw, right,
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  Speaker 3: you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I run an anxiety blanket when it was really
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  Speaker 1: heavy one. Yeah, and I just cannot sleep unless that
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  Speaker 1: bastards on top of me.
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  Speaker 2: You's been like five on top of your Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's right. I've got to feel like I'm buried and
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  Speaker 1: there's a massive weight on me in order for me
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  Speaker 1: to be able to rest. Just on that note, Fellers,
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  Speaker 1: another of a sleep last night, I do not know
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  Speaker 1: what's going on.
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  Speaker 3: Is something wrong with you? I think it's five what
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  Speaker 3: a big c Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe, but it's just like all night waking up.
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  Speaker 3: It's constant, probably more than you, I'll be honest with you.
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  Speaker 3: I woke up a lot, but I was able to
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  Speaker 3: go to back to sleep last night, which is a
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  Speaker 3: bit of a treat. My daughter has started coming back
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  Speaker 3: into the room though, Yeah, that's not good. No, so
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  Speaker 3: I've put a stop to that.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I do keysy, I take vig some is that melatonin?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: How much is it? How much mel what vig so vegi?
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  Speaker 1: So it's just a pill. I don't know how much
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  Speaker 1: it is because.
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  Speaker 4: I've got these ones from the old europe there from
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  Speaker 4: You got too much in that, simply because I think
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  Speaker 4: the legal limit in New Zealand's one milligram or something,
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  Speaker 4: isn't it?
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  Speaker 2: Of what of MELI?
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  Speaker 1: I was reading an article today saying that malatona makes
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  Speaker 1: you constipated?
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  Speaker 3: Does it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: It hasn't fucking worked on me. Ah, that explains a lot.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, let's exploding, hammering away there and nothing's happening.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, what's it means? Your deck doesn't get the occasion.
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  Speaker 3: But I can take dumpson's offt on.
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  Speaker 4: I can take dumps and get Stiffy's man at the
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  Speaker 4: same time. If there's two things I can.
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  Speaker 2: Do, it's that. So I don't think it's having that.
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  Speaker 1: Does that?
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  Speaker 3: Is that?
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  Speaker 2: Actually? What you read about it?
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  Speaker 3: Me?
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  Speaker 2: Who said that?
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  Speaker 1: Me? Yeah? Yeah I did?
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  Speaker 2: It makes me impotent?
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  Speaker 1: No, it makes you constipated. Large doses of malatonin.
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  Speaker 3: The Whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 3: Radio Hierarchy.
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  Speaker 2: Remember the Wary Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Jase, here's the thing about it, man, it helps
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  Speaker 3: you fall asleep in Malatona, but it doesn't help you
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  Speaker 3: stay asleep. Okay, right, So if you're trying it for that,
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  Speaker 3: you can forget about it, especially when the real issue
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  Speaker 3: is stress. Caffeine alcohol to me screens or late meals.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Well actually that's what plus. I used to
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  Speaker 1: find with the old alcohol was that it would help me.
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  Speaker 1: I'd go to sleep, but she weren't no good for
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  Speaker 1: staying asleep.
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  Speaker 2: But also it's a terrible sleep. Even if you do
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  Speaker 2: say sleep after being drunk, I wake up and I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: Not it off.
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  Speaker 4: But it's not good. Plus you've got like a probably
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  Speaker 4: be a bit of adrenaline too. With the move and
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  Speaker 4: the new ship. You know, there's a lot going on.
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  Speaker 3: There is a lot going on.
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  Speaker 2: Which one's a bigger deal for you move or you
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  Speaker 2: knew Emerald ship?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, man. I wore the ship the other
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  Speaker 1: day and I went, oh, I quite like that, And
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  Speaker 1: and my wife's it makes the green and your eyes
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  Speaker 1: come out.
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  Speaker 3: I think they had more bloodshot than green.
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  Speaker 5: Got a funk off clear as very clear. It looks
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  Speaker 5: really nice on you, thanks man, even.
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  Speaker 3: That's why I walked in and I said, nice ship
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  Speaker 3: many what you look like bread?
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  Speaker 1: Pet?
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  Speaker 3: I do um?
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, no, I don't know what's happened to me
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  Speaker 1: on the sleep right. Might have to sort that.
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  Speaker 3: I know, what are you going to do about it?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what are you going to do about it?
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  Speaker 3: What are you going to do about it?
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  Speaker 2: What time is your latest coffee?
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  Speaker 1: Poon things?
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  Speaker 2: What? What time is your latest coffee in the day?
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  Speaker 1: Mid day? That's fine, there's nothing wrong with that, and
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  Speaker 1: it's always a nice coffee.
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  Speaker 3: What time you going to bed?
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  Speaker 1: Our general vibe is nine thirty corp to ten?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Nice?
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  Speaker 2: Or read for a bit?
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  Speaker 1: Then I read for twenty minutes.
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  Speaker 3: What are you reading?
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  Speaker 2: Stoic philosophies?
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  Speaker 1: I can't remember what it's called? To be honest, very good?
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  Speaker 3: Is it very good?
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  Speaker 1: It's about it's a fiction, but it's all about a
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  Speaker 1: famous painting.
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  Speaker 3: I just finished a fictional fiction book and it was shit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah you're joking, but I finished it. Finish it? When
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  Speaker 3: do you?
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  Speaker 1: Because usually and my wife because she's read so much.
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  Speaker 1: She'll She'll often go, this box, really ship, but you'll
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  Speaker 1: finish it.
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  Speaker 3: I do finish it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's interesting. It's a weird thing because you
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  Speaker 1: think about a movie and you go, no, it's off.
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  Speaker 3: It goes.
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  Speaker 1: You're reading a book and you're going, I'm not enjoying
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  Speaker 1: this book, and you get to a point where you
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  Speaker 1: have to persevere.
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  Speaker 3: I can't tell you how much. In fact, I think
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  Speaker 3: I got it in Fiji.
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  Speaker 4: You might.
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  Speaker 3: We might have got at the airport, remember when we
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  Speaker 3: had before we went yeah, yeah, yeah, I got that.
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  Speaker 3: I got that wells. This is the thing about it, right,
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  Speaker 3: it's by some funck with Lee Childs maybe but he's
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  Speaker 3: not either. But no, they sell millions and millions of copies.
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  Speaker 3: But that's like saying, what's it the Big Bank theory.
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  Speaker 3: It's like saying the Big Bang theories is good because
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  Speaker 3: everybody watches it. Ship. You're just going through it going, ah,
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  Speaker 3: you don't need to read that.
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  Speaker 2: It's not well read in Sheldon Interests.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was terrible. But they based the TV series Bosh,
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  Speaker 3: you know Bosh, Yes, that is that's what the book was.
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  Speaker 3: So it's a detective l a detective ship I.
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  Speaker 2: Swear all novels, like most novels are crime novels.
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  Speaker 1: No key, that's because you.
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  Speaker 2: I swear every novel I've seen is a crime.
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  Speaker 1: That's because you read HINTI and fucking comments.
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  Speaker 2: How do you know what HINTI? And read HINTI? You
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  Speaker 2: beat off to it?
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  Speaker 1: Can I? Is it is HINTI just purely porn.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's like the Japanese anime.
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  Speaker 1: But porn?
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  Speaker 3: Is that all it is?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: It must be not just porn.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I haven't looked at.
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  Speaker 3: Pugs as your man asked Pugs about it.
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  Speaker 4: Is a man who specializes in being a deviant and
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  Speaker 4: Japanese stuff. He's sitting in Studio B there and he's
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  Speaker 4: probably got Hinti on his computer screen.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't realize genuinely that it was just born.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's based off of a lot of them.
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  Speaker 4: I think are based off of the manga they make,
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  Speaker 4: like R eighteen manga comics over the they do just
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  Speaker 4: like all sorts of bad stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I should get one when I go to Japan. I'll
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  Speaker 3: bring it back for you. You have to watch it
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  Speaker 3: when I was a kid, like eighteen or what ever.
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  Speaker 3: R eighteen so I didn't make sure it wasn't too young.
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  Speaker 3: And there was a woman there. She was Japanese.
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  Speaker 2: Was this a hen tie?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know er because it was all the rates
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  Speaker 3: when it started coming over, you know, becoming a bit
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  Speaker 3: more mainstream. And there was a woman there, voluptuous. She
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  Speaker 3: was Jason. They tend to be Japanese she was, And yeah,
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  Speaker 3: she was seducing lots of men. Anyway, it turned out
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  Speaker 3: that her vagina, if I can call it, that was
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  Speaker 3: actually a venus.
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  Speaker 2: Fly trap, a penis fly trap.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you half five. Yeah, so that was scary. I
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  Speaker 3: still remember the imagery, the imagery now you've been scared
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  Speaker 3: of them ever since. Vaginas. That sounds really hot. Actually,
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  Speaker 3: I have to look into it.
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  Speaker 2: Into the vagina.
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  Speaker 3: Are you too close?
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 3: We'll have that hungry yours.
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  Speaker 1: What what are you fucking dabbling on about?
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  Speaker 3: I reckon you can Friday feel?
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  Speaker 2: Do you wear that new ship?
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  Speaker 1: What what happens if I wear my new shirt?
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  Speaker 3: Lady with the penis, then she'll devour my car with
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  Speaker 3: her A warning it's
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  Speaker 4: Hey, listen to the Big show four or seven, seven
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  Speaker 4: weekdays already