Cruiser's Night Before Christmas

'Twas the night before the cruise, when all through the house

Everyone was packing; have you seen Mom's blue blouse?

The kids' luggage was set by the back door with care,

In hopes that they'd remembered to pack formal wear.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of waterslides danced in their heads.

In the morning we got up and got coffee and fraps,

And we got to the terminal without needing a map.

When we got on the ship we avoided the clatter,

We sprang to the buffet to load up a platter.

Away to Guy's Burgers we flew like a flash,

Next to the pools of kids making a…

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