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I AM NO MANS PEACE PT2 · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on Relatables. I am no man's peace. I
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  Speaker 1: see why I did good. I am no man's peace.
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  Speaker 1: I can guarantee you I'm better than him. Her maybe,
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  Speaker 1: but he has something you don't. And what's that? My attention?
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  Speaker 1: Now go away at least real? I love that one, dude.
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  Speaker 1: That one's that. I was like, fuck, where's this girl?
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  Speaker 1: And she was leading him?
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  Speaker 2: Relatable The Relatables podcast is hosted by myself, Jake Craig
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  Speaker 2: aka Daddy, and my partner in crime, Bodie Clark aka Mummy.
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  Speaker 3: You put me under the pump. You're like hey, I
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  Speaker 3: was like, what guys, Jake, what do I What do
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  Speaker 3: you say? When I say I really appreciate you as
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  Speaker 3: a friend and our friendship together and this podcast and
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  Speaker 3: the bond together, I.
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  Speaker 1: Say thanks, I really appreciate it too, and I love you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know what time it is? It's time to play.
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  Speaker 3: Make them say oh you with me? So you didn't
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  Speaker 3: even know.
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  Speaker 1: He was playing? You were doing that to me. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, I was like, this isn't how we're starting.
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  Speaker 1: We did not agree. We did not agree to this.
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  Speaker 1: Make them say is back, guys.
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  Speaker 3: This is where we call a lucky listener to either
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  Speaker 3: we get to give them a free heart if they win,
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  Speaker 3: or or.
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  Speaker 1: We just give them happen, don't even play it. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: we want to keep everyone on their toes. What are
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  Speaker 1: we doing today? We're giving them a hat? Yeah we
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  Speaker 1: felt terrible last week or mkaylee kaylee.
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  Speaker 3: So we're not going to play. Make them say there's
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  Speaker 3: no random word generator call.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry to interrupt, but because that was the first time
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  Speaker 1: we did it, like and played, make them say, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I bet you everyone listening if they get a call
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  Speaker 1: like you've won a hat, they're going to be like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: well not let them walk me into this one, because
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  Speaker 1: we we just hook line sink I walked her into it.
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  Speaker 1: She wasn't ready. She was the first one to get
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  Speaker 1: play of the actual game. She got played. She got
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  Speaker 1: literally played. So this time we're gonna be nice, gentlemen.
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  Speaker 3: Are we gonna and we're going to pretend like we're
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  Speaker 3: playing but we're not really.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just have a conversation with her. Okay, Today's winner
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  Speaker 1: is Hannah. Hannah. Let's give her a ring.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hannah, this is Jake and Otie from the Relatables podcast.
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  Speaker 1: How are you going? Thank you? That's so funny. I'm
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  Speaker 1: literally listening to the podcast now. Damn. Did you submit
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  Speaker 1: a form to win a relatables hat?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: I did?
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  Speaker 3: Well, congratulations. You just want a hat? What color would
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  Speaker 3: you like? Pink or blue?
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  Speaker 1: Pink? A mummy hat? Pink. Yeah, it's a good pick
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  Speaker 1: if you ask me. Thank you for submitting. Hannah. What's
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  Speaker 1: what are you doing? Are you working? Driving? Work? I'm
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  Speaker 1: actually on my I have I'm a lotch breaks. Now
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  Speaker 1: take my dog for a walk. Cool, We're going to
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  Speaker 1: take the dog for a walk on a lunch perfect timing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh what do you call those things? Just now you've won.
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  Speaker 1: We won't we won't mess with you. I want to
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  Speaker 1: say thank you for listening and have a good rest
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  Speaker 1: of your day. Thank you guys for much no worries.
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  Speaker 1: Was sending to your willship it to you?
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  Speaker 2: Bye, Thank you bye.
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  Speaker 1: It was actually good. Yeah, that was very very nice.
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  Speaker 1: We are a nice guy.
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  Speaker 3: We are we could be nice guy. Lex last week's
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  Speaker 3: one from an excited young listener. Oh well that was
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  Speaker 3: that was actually a good way to start.
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  Speaker 1: I feel good. I feel like I feel generous. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so do I. We have to remember to ship that
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  Speaker 1: off now. We'll do it.
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  Speaker 3: Now, we'll do it, Okay, Jake and everybody listening. If
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  Speaker 3: you've been listening for a while, you would know that
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  Speaker 3: I may have a little bit of an addiction to Guzman.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say porn, and I
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  Speaker 1: was about to agree. How would the listeners know? How
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  Speaker 1: do you know?
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  Speaker 2: How do I know?
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  Speaker 1: I don't have an addiction to porn? Mate?
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  Speaker 3: All right, but so you caught me off my game.
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  Speaker 3: Now made me flustered. I have an addiction to Guzman,
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  Speaker 3: white guy Mas. But I wanted to ask you, at
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  Speaker 3: what point should you be concerned or should you be
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  Speaker 3: concerned of how many times you go in there per
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  Speaker 3: week and they start to notice you. Oh, is there
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  Speaker 3: a certain number?
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  Speaker 1: I reckon because of the nature of the restaurant. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's not like it's a coffee or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: So if you go in and you see a girl
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  Speaker 1: or a guy that taking your order, that's taking your
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  Speaker 1: order a couple of times and they go, oh, just
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  Speaker 1: the usual, you start to think I'm even thinking my
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  Speaker 1: moral compass, like I'm going in now, think they remember me,
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  Speaker 1: Like I'll see yesterday they one hundred percent remember last week? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I went three or four times. I think my record's three.
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  Speaker 1: So you're three in a week. Yeah, wait, three in
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  Speaker 1: a week's chill. I record three times a week is chill.
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  Speaker 1: The only thing is that it's like six it's like
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  Speaker 1: twenty bucks. Yeah times, it's like sixty bucks a week.
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  Speaker 1: It adds up. Don't say that to me. I haven't
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  Speaker 1: done the mass mine. You have the thing? You earn points? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I earn points. What do the points go towards?
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  Speaker 3: I get ten to you get a certain amount of
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  Speaker 3: point and you get ten dollars off. Okay, it's actually good,
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  Speaker 3: Like after like three or four orders you get ten
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  Speaker 3: dollars off. Really, I'm basically making money girl by eating there,
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  Speaker 3: I'm making money.
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  Speaker 1: Think about it like that, dude. So basically here you go. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So if you're going, like I reckon, my average order
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  Speaker 1: is about twenty bucks. Yeah, so if you get let's
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  Speaker 1: say that means it's probably every fifty bucks you get
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  Speaker 1: ten bucks off. Then I assume it's got to be
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  Speaker 1: something like that. So every fifty bucks you're actually only
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  Speaker 1: spending forty or do you go three times, spend sixty
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  Speaker 1: and then the next time someone Okay, I don't track
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  Speaker 1: this track of that how much? How many? How many
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  Speaker 1: times have they gone to you? Oh, you have ten
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  Speaker 1: dollars to spend? Do you want to use it? No? No, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's on the app. I just look on the app.
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  Speaker 1: They don't and then you order on the app and yeah,
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  Speaker 1: y negative, yeah yeah. I don't like talking to people.
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  Speaker 1: So could you go in and with that ten dollars
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  Speaker 1: and just get something for free against nine bucks? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Oh then that then that's free. Yeah, I know. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know why you're not doing it. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what girl maps just made complete sense to me. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know why it took so along in the process.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's that's actually genius.
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  Speaker 3: But I'll tell you something I don't want to come
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  Speaker 3: across as facetious. But so starting this podcast, one thing
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  Speaker 3: I didn't realize is some people may notice you a
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  Speaker 3: little bit more because you have a social media present.
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  Speaker 1: Oh ye yah yeah yeah yeah. So there's one girl
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  Speaker 1: there we walk in she goes podcast. Guys, I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: you guess.
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  Speaker 3: Whereas if I was just like someone of the general
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  Speaker 3: public is the general trading, they would be like trading guy.
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  Speaker 1: No, yeah, you couldn't be like Also, he's a question
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  Speaker 1: for you. Is it rude? All right? So if there's
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  Speaker 1: a line, you're in the line, they see you and
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  Speaker 1: the like I remember him. When he comes up to here,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna say to him, like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: just the usual. Is it rude to do that to
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  Speaker 1: a customer because you're making it look like in front
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  Speaker 1: of everyone else, you're making it.
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  Speaker 3: Here that's like a power play the usual, especially because
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  Speaker 3: because it's like that borderline between fast food unhealthy and healthy,
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  Speaker 3: it's like right in the middle. It's not bad for you,
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  Speaker 3: it's not good for you, like they're not really no, no,
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  Speaker 3: like he'll get you over line like a burrito and
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  Speaker 3: like some ross like decent enough.
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  Speaker 1: It's definitely you know, like it's better than eat like
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  Speaker 1: a pizza. Yeah, yeah, better than macasin KFC. But it's
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  Speaker 1: definitely not like I don't know, there's probably better in
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  Speaker 1: subway too, but subways fucked for you. Yeah, yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: subway is not good. My younger sister worked there for
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  Speaker 1: a while, yeah, and she doesn't work there anymore, but
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  Speaker 1: she said that, Okay, the tuna starts off as like
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  Speaker 1: dust really, and then I think you mix water into it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's fucked up, like stub stuff. Nothing's fresh. Like
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  Speaker 1: the Subway's slogan is subway eat fresh. In all the
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  Speaker 1: ads subway eat fresh. It's not fresh, not fresh. Yeah weird.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you one thing that I didn't realize growing
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  Speaker 3: up is that how that many big companies rely on
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  Speaker 3: cheap child labor because they're going to know there's more
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  Speaker 3: kids coming through macas Like subway. You go in the subway,
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  Speaker 3: they'll be like a fifteen year old worked by there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Subway. They need cheap labor too, because you and
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  Speaker 1: I got maybe me and he one do we got
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  Speaker 1: two lunches foot longs under twenty bucks. Yeah it's good
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  Speaker 1: a but still and then like KFC, like they don't
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  Speaker 1: they can't hire like thrown thirty year olds and paying forty.
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember the last time I saw an eighteen
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  Speaker 1: year old in KFC. Yeah, it's like those younger younger
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  Speaker 1: AFC is crazy, bro, I do not remember the last
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  Speaker 1: time I saw someone that was eighteen in KFC. The
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  Speaker 1: manager is seventeen, the manager is fifteen. Sometimes how do
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  Speaker 1: they get away with that? I don't know, Like they're
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  Speaker 1: making opportunities for fucking the young people. But apparently Macas
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  Speaker 1: and places like that, they just stop giving you shifts
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  Speaker 1: when you turn nineteen. Yeah, I've heard that too, because
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  Speaker 1: you are you, you make more than the minimum wage
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  Speaker 1: of a fifteen year old.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, h minimum match for fifteen is like twelve bucks. Men,
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  Speaker 3: I know, eighteen year old is like twenty five.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't it crazy that they're straight up they're fully okay
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  Speaker 1: with just like traumatizing a young fifteen year old. I
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  Speaker 1: guarantee you people have gotten in literal anxiety.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I never did you apply for many fast food places?
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  Speaker 3: I applied for Macas and KFC, really denied from both.
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  Speaker 3: I refuse my like I can't be in those placeres
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  Speaker 3: my like, I don't know, I just get over stimulated
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  Speaker 3: and I hate them and my parents are luckily didn't
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  Speaker 3: force me to do anything. I had a job at
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  Speaker 3: a general shop when I was young that would have
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  Speaker 3: nice and just like washing dishes and clanned the floor,
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  Speaker 3: which was chill. But like anything hospitality like that, I
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  Speaker 3: get over stimulated. Especially maccas is like.
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  Speaker 1: Even to go to order, there's it's Maccas is actually
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  Speaker 1: a terrifying place to go into, yeah and order because
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  Speaker 1: it is it's like I'm assuming each beep means something different.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's been six seconds since this order should have
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  Speaker 1: been ready, something crazy like that, And it's like terrifying.
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  Speaker 1: I guarantee you there's like people would be dreaming about
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  Speaker 1: taking it back.
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  Speaker 3: So imagine I went and just started myself a nice
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  Speaker 3: landscaping business, you know, starting off, Yeah, good thing, let's
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  Speaker 3: go higher. A bunch of fucking fifteen year olds to
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  Speaker 3: go shovel my dirt for me.
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  Speaker 1: You'd be you'd be labeled as a fucking slave laborers
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  Speaker 1: between Macas just been them twelve bucks an hour, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm charging out at sixty that's the same thing
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  Speaker 1: as the profit margins they make of McDonald's ship. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's such a good point. Yeah, everyone lets it slide,
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  Speaker 1: just just because it's Macas and AFC and the kids
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  Speaker 1: have no concept of money, Like at fifteen, twelve dollars
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  Speaker 1: is a lot of money, and for some reason like
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah, he's okay, twelve dollars. Actually, twelve dollars an
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  Speaker 1: hour is a lot of money, or fifteen dollar an
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  Speaker 1: hour is a lot of money when you're fifteen. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but you're doing you're doing thirty dollars an hour worth
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  Speaker 1: of workheah, because I understaff it to save money on labor.
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  Speaker 1: It's ridiculous. Yeah, I can't even begin to imagine what
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  Speaker 1: it would be. I'm so happy I got denied from
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  Speaker 1: both because I ended up working. So I got denied
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  Speaker 1: from both of them. I got a job at Coal's,
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  Speaker 1: pushing trolleys. Worst job I've ever had. Really hated it,
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  Speaker 1: hated hated hated it. I was fifteen, Like think, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I was fifteen at the time. I obviously thought I
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  Speaker 1: was old it like I'm fifteen, yeah, but now that
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  Speaker 1: I'm twenty four, fifteen, a fucking kid, A kid, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm fifteen years old, all right. Working at Kingcomber Coals.
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  Speaker 1: I swear it's the busiest coals in the world. I
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  Speaker 1: swear to God holds is ridiculous. And so there's the
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  Speaker 1: type of trolleys that families use because you're getting like
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  Speaker 1: a big four hundred dollars shot. And then there's the
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  Speaker 1: trolleys that we use. We're about half the size. Those
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  Speaker 1: trolleys go like literal hot cakes on an early morning bakery.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking like, I'm telling you right now, speed those little
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  Speaker 1: fucking trolleys are like gold. Okay, so I'm running around
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  Speaker 1: They're all in the shopping center being used. I'm getting
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  Speaker 1: barked at, like Jake, we need more trolleys, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: do you want There's none outside. There's fucking none out here.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, what the fuck? And then another
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  Speaker 1: part of my job they did, yes, yes, it was
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  Speaker 1: didn't keep walking back. Not chill, not chill at all.
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  Speaker 1: And it was Another part of my job was that
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  Speaker 1: I had to clean the trolleys. No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: like the fucking like the chicken oven really that they
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  Speaker 1: made the roast chickens in, and the glove they I
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  Speaker 1: had to clean that, the trays in it, and the
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  Speaker 1: fucking gloves they give you they go out to your
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  Speaker 1: like your shoulder. Yeah, but they had holes in them
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  Speaker 1: and the washing product was so powerful that it gave
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  Speaker 1: me rashes, and they didn't give a fuck. It was
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  Speaker 1: actually the weirdest place to work. So the trolley boy
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  Speaker 1: gets to yeah, clean chickens. It's the weirdest place to work.
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  Speaker 1: It was so odd. And then when I left there,
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  Speaker 1: I was like I couldn't. Thank God I'm leaving. I
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  Speaker 1: think I got lucky.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, I did, so I did a general stop at
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  Speaker 3: Max until I was like, I think I was like fifteen.
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  Speaker 3: I did that till like twelve to fifteen, like this
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  Speaker 3: young nothing, and then I got a job at added
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  Speaker 3: a stadium, so go stadiums like they called it an usher, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and you just show people to your seat, and then
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  Speaker 3: I get to watch the soccer. So I didn't even
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  Speaker 3: know where people see, so I just like down there
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  Speaker 3: to I just remember down there left or right, that's
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  Speaker 3: all I'll say.
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  Speaker 1: Just go down there to the left. It's like, you
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  Speaker 1: don't need anyone to show you. Just show me the
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  Speaker 1: section I'm in and I'll look for a letter. And
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  Speaker 1: occasionally someone would come there with like their ticking back.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know where this is?
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  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, over that way somewhere, just go
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  Speaker 3: find another usher new But I hated it. I hated it,
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  Speaker 3: but because I played soccer, and I thought it was
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  Speaker 3: so embarrassing that I was like, They're like I don't
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  Speaker 3: know paying, like I was getting paid to be there
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  Speaker 3: whatever not watching.
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  Speaker 1: It or something. I was like, please don't see anyone
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  Speaker 1: I know from soccer. Oh, really funny when you're a
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  Speaker 1: kid like that, Like I hated seeing people I knew
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  Speaker 1: when I was working. It was the worst thing ever.
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  Speaker 1: And then my second job was I worked at High
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  Speaker 1: Tide Fish and Fish, and that was like high pace
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  Speaker 1: fish and chips. But it was good because I was young.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't expect a lot from me, and I kind
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  Speaker 1: of was just cooking chips the whole time. And every
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  Speaker 1: time I was cooking chips, you take them out of
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  Speaker 1: the fryer, chuck them into bowl salt, and accidentally two
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  Speaker 1: or three would fall out of every time, and I'd
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  Speaker 1: just be eating the whole fucking day.
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  Speaker 2: Like I'd be.
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  Speaker 1: Like every time I went in there, it was like
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  Speaker 1: just free food. And that's where me and my friends
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  Speaker 1: used to eat like all the time. That's actually, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Jaggle hooked me up with some chips if I'm down there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like every day in the summer we used to go.
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  Speaker 1: I had a little phase with some friends where we
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  Speaker 1: go smoke weed, all right, buy chips and oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: buy chips and then just go like to the over
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  Speaker 1: and play soccer. High weirdest thing ever, but we love it.
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  Speaker 1: It's funny. I'm just thinking nostalgia of thinking back of
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  Speaker 1: like your childhood and all those little yeah, yeah, yeh yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It is the little things in life that you appreciate it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh fuck, life was so simple.
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  Speaker 1: So I remember my first job. I've got seven dollars
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  Speaker 1: an hour for the first job I had. Okay, my
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  Speaker 1: very very first job was paper run and I didn't
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  Speaker 1: get paid per hour. I got paid it was like
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  Speaker 1: forty bucks a week. It was like I had one
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  Speaker 1: of them. My brother did and I shared it with him.
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  Speaker 1: How many layers I think I got paid for? How
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  Speaker 1: many layers of paper were in my role? Yeah? And
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  Speaker 1: he wait, paper run? I was fourteen paper run. I
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  Speaker 1: was like stressed, all right. So so on Sunday av
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  Speaker 1: we go to this house in Kincomber. Yeah, and the
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  Speaker 1: lady that ran into the paper route she would I
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  Speaker 1: got given my zones in the town I lived in.
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  Speaker 1: It was around here, I remember that, And I got
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  Speaker 1: heels bro so many hills I was And so Dad
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  Speaker 1: would go with me pick him up and sometimes it'd
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: be like three in one. One time went and picked
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: them up fourteen different pamphlets in one role, and I
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: was like, no, fuck me. And so we get home.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: I'd go it was like where I lived at the time.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: We'd go downstairs we'd said Dad would help me set
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: them up, and then I just had to sit there
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: and just go one that roll up and then I
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: had to do it until they were done. Crazy, And
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: I'm telling it there is like I swear there was
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: fucking two hundred of these of each one put into
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: a fucking thing, and I'd chuck them behind.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: Me, pile telling your child labor man, Yeah, piles and
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: piles off for forty we should get some I was
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: my vos.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: After school were done, let's get some kids. And then
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: one time I was so livid about doing this thing
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: and I was like, I had done like fucking fifty
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: rolls and no dent was made. I made a roll
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: it was, it was all elastic banded up and got
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: it and I was pissed, threw it behind me hole
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: in the wall. Yeah, my dad was man's fucking livid.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: And I used to also just really not want to
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: do it. So eventually I think I had to. I
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: was riding my bike to do it, and you're supposed
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: to put him in the mailbox, and I was just.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: I saw a TikTok, a livid on cost a living
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: crisis or whatever, and some guy put him on TikTok.
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: He's like every single week, the guy whoever has the
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: paper run near his house. You know how they will
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: come in the pamphlets. Yeah, like fifty, like five different
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: packs of different Audi he said. He puts them all
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: in his bin and he's just like, I don't mind.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: Game is a game good on if he wheels his
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: bin in, So the bins gets picked up on a
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: Sunday or whatever, this guy will come through of all
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: the pamphlets, put it in his bin because he knows.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: This guy doesn't complain. Yeah, and he's gotten tiktoks like games.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: The game I don't care, And he just pushes it
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: down and puts.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: I need to find a fucking little kid that's doing
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: what I was doing. Yeah, I'm gonna say, hey, you
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: just come put every single one of them in my
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: bin and I won't tell a soul. You'll be getting
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: paid and I don't give a fuck. Give me five bucks, Yeah,
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: just five bucks a week, Maybe that's what I want.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Give me half, give me half, give me that AUDI pamphlet. Actually,
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: like looking at those, you know what you're gonna get.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: You could get a rocket ship for a fucking PlayStation. Fact,
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: you get appears five for twenty bucks, called like a
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: PS seven or something. All right, due two. I thought
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: you were going to say juicy juice. I'm saying, due
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: to popular demand, we have a recurring segment. We do
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: do recurring, but I don't know if it's usually this
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: freaquentist quick. I'm surprised how well this went out. Fun,
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: very very good, fun, very good. Okay, this is I
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: am no man's peace. I see why I did good.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: I am no man's piece. Okay. Him to her, I'm
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: toxic af I know her and ugly, so you shouldn't
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: be acting like that. I love when they do better
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: around the bush's ugly. He just said, what question was?
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: It's just too ever had like I don't know, like
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: somebody's not that attractive or whatever. He shouldn't be acting
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: this way. Fact bro, fact bro Like I always always
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: will think of like a girl complaining about a dude
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: and then you see a photo of the dude and
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: you're like, oh, babes, he is. He's got to hold
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: over you somehow, and I don't know how fucking hell. Okay,
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: him to her, Okay, but what if we were a thing?
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Question mark her? No thanks him? What why her, I
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: missed my ex situationship him. What the fuck? I can
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: guarantee you I'm better than him. Her maybe, but he
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: has something you don't. And what's that attention? Now go away?
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: At least real? I love that one. That one's that.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, where's this girl? And she was
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: leading him. I was just like my attention. I was thinking, like,
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: so good? Are they real? Well? I mean, hey, as
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: far as I know, they're real, as far as I know.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: Anyone listening, if you have some eye of no man's
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: piece and some text message change like this, Oh, if
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: you've ever sent someone something this crazy, send it. Yeah,
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: because I'm finding these. I want you to send him
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: to much or if you want to, yeah, start doing
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: it and send it to us.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: If you guys were to start doing it to like
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: trash dude, Yeah and send it to us, nothing would actually,
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: it's literally nothing in the world would make me happy.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Nothing her. Can I ask you a question him? Yeah? Her?
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Are you genuinely this incompetent and unable to do the
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: bare minimum? Or do you put intentional effort into being
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: this fucking useless?
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: My god, she went ham Dude. That was intense that's fun.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: You couldn't say that that's fun.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: I actually do think some guys put in more effort
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: to do less than the bare minimum, yeah, than they
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: do than actually doing the bare minimum.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: We had a friend recently I won't say any names. Ah,
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: ask us. He was messaging a girl. Yeah you know
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: who I'm talking about. Ask us if he should do
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: the thing where he leaves it a while to make
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: it look like he's busy. Yeah. We're like, fuck it though,
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: don't play games. Just tell her you like her. Yeah,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: you knowiced who he is exactly.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: We also told him a brilliant first date plan, like
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: like get a couple of items to make it good.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was just like, no, that's like ballsy. No, no, no,
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: like it's too much. It's not too much. No, it's
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: never too much. You have a good idea, go do it.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Never too much. Him to her, tell me about yourself. Her.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't go about
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: at night. I go to bed at ten pm, wake
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: up at seven am. Quiet and calm him. You're a
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: good match for me. When I get out of prison,
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: everything's going to be different. I thought I thought it
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: was gonna say, tell me about yourself, and it was
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: just like, I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't party,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: and I don't like you. I was gonna say, oh man,
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Him to her, it's over, okay, him, good luck with
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: your new boyfriend. Who said he's new. He's been there
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: the whole time. He was my guy best friend. That's
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: what he was. I think this was my favorite one. Okay.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Him to her, I fucking hate your guts, Ashley, her
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: the same guts you couldn't reach.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: There's one thing that hits a guy where it hurts,
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: and it's penis size.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: See what that would have worked? Oh yeah, that really
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: would have heard it, he told me. I did. Okay
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: this one. You need to know the times the text
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: were sent. It's the last one. Her to him at
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: eight twenty two pm, a photo of a pair of
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: dire high heels, and then straight away her, can I
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: have these please? Not even a minute goes past? Never
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: mind bought that shit myself. Him. You didn't give me
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: time to reply. One minute later you used my card
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: question mark. That's that's good. That was good from her.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: I love these days. I have no man, say, I
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: know what you should do out there, girl's be no
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: man's peace. Actually fact, yeah yeah, why not? I would Actually,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: I just genuinely there's times if anyone's ever asking advice
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: where I'm like, oh, fuck, I wish I could really
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: tell you what I want you to say. You kind
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: of actually like, noah, you say this, yeah, but after
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: that last night a year, what I was One thing
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: I think I would really like in life is, let's
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: say you're either you're going shopping, or it's your sister's birthday,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: or your brother's birthday, or your girlfriend's birthday, your mom's birthday,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah. Although like all these people,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: well I don't really know anyone super materialistic, but everyone
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: likes new things. How cool would it be to take
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: like your girlfriend? All right, it's a massive shopping center,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: massive more Miller, Sydney Pitt Street, give me your card
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: and be like, oh, like literally, no matter what you
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: spend won't make a dent in my bank? Are you
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: you love your money? Like? I understand you're lying if
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: you say if you don't think that, if you're kind
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: of good and just going like here like actually.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: Go for your life to be you said, you don't
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: know anyone materialistic. I don't think I would want someone
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: who would do that.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Oh you mean if so, like let's say you did
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: it with you girlfriend, she goes okay and did it
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: h like ten grand yeah, yeah, and would you be like, oh,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: I didn't think you're actually gonna do that. I would
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: not for a bit. I would.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: I prefer a girl in my last who like doesn't
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: need that materialistic stuff.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: That's in saying like no one needs it, but it'd
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: be so cool for it.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: I've never understood that like American thing where like they
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: go and buy their girl like a ten thousand dollars
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: chain and then that's what and like a de Or
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: bag and then whatever like a Gucci ring and then
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: they do stuff every single week Like is they know
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: more about connection than materialistic items?
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, some people know, but yeah yeah, but you
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: know call her daddy. Yeah, the girl that she used
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: to do that podcast with. These were two hosts Alex
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: still has called Daddy, and then the other girl was
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: named Sophia, so she didn't do it anymore. So they
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: had like a falling out and then Alex kept it.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: So this Sophie girl or whatever she has her own podcast,
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: but there's a clip of her going around where she's like, oh,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: on first dates, I asked to see the guy's bank account. Really,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: and if it's not a high enough number, she won't
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: date them. Weird, isn't that cool? That's so crazy, crazy
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: way to live? Like, to me, what's important?
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: I would wait prefer like I don't know, save your
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: money together with a girl and like I don't know,
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: renovated house together and paint the walls together and like
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: do all that kind of stuff and design and pick
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: things out together. Even though she picks more like that
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: kind of cuteness rather than me having a million dollars
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: and going to buy her stuff every single weekend.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: I can. That's so much more beautiful than what life's about. Yeah,
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: some people were just totally fine with loving with conditions. Yeah,
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: loving without conditions is like obviously what you want. But yeah,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: so basically, like if she was to get with a
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: guy that had enough money at the start, what if
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: you lost everything? People live everything, And what if.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: He gets old and he stops working, he's got to
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: like retire and then he's got to downgrade his mansion
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: to a normal house.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what happens what happens. It's such a fucking weird world. Weird.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: I have a question for everyone. You know, I'm the
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: only person who can reply right right now. Yeah, now,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: it's this is a question for guys and girls. It's said,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: it's the way the questions asked. I could actually ask. Okay, ready,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: The question is if they lost the ability to speak,
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: would you still feel loved by their actions alone?
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Hmmm?
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Interesting? Do you want me to answer? Oh? The people? No,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: I'm not asking you about your relationship. I'm just saying that, Like,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: I feel like it's a question that everyone needs to, oh, okay,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: to are by their actions alone? Yeah. Yeah. A lot
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: of guys, will you know, or girls in relations will
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: be like oh, like they'll say I love you, but
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: their actions don't do anything. Their actions aren't actually showing
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: their I love yourself. They lost the ability to speak
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: and they acted the same way, would you feel loved?
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: I think it's also a good question of self reflect Yeah,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: and ask if you do enough outside of words for
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: the relationship you're in or situationship you're in. And I
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: think a lot of people would say, oh shit, I
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: don't do enough. Yeah, no, I I when I first
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: read it, I was asking myself that question, and even
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: if I do think I do enough, it kind of
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: made me want to do a little more. Yeah, that's
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: what I was just thinking the same, maybe I could
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: do a little bit more. You can always do more.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: When was the last time I bought flowers? When was
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: the lin Like, Yeah, I think so too. It's all
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: you can always do more. And that's a good way
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: to put it as well.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: I think, especially the longer relationships get on, the I
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: feel like the less romantic you get it. And some
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: people think that's normal, but like the romance can be
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: there forever if you make it. It's all downe to effort.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: I I personally think it's a bit like I think
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: romance I definitely should always be there. Yeah, but I
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: think that the honeymoon phase ending is a thing. Well,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: I think so. I think like the honeymoon phase is
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: like to be fair like the honeymoon phase to me,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: funnest thing ever, but like it's not sustainable in my eyes.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: I think the honeymoon's stage progresses into more than that. Yeah,
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: so it ends.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, it's not not that like, so there's
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: no like blank line of ending. There's a finish line,
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: honeymoon stage is over. Pete's out yet, Yeah no, but
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: I think it peters out into something more.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: So.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: The beast thing about honeymoon stage is there's so much emotion.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: Everything you do is amazing. Is the first time you
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: get to hear hear a laugh, smile. Bet the sex
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: is bang because the first time you're seeing everything, is
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: feeling everything, It's unreal. Yeah, but I think that Honeymoon's
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: stage transitions, if you do it rightly, into love and
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: then all those things you appreciate less. But it still
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: brings a little bit of a smile to your eyes
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: and your smile to your face. Sorry, which is the same.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: But I also think it all comes down to, like
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: your attitude towards things we had. We had someone in
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: there before, and as guys do, we talk about sex.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, And he's been in a relationship for
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: a while and we can I can admit there's certain
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: things you do in sex for the opposite party. And
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: he said he's been in a relationship. He's like, nah,
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: I don't do that anymore. Like, yeah, he says, I'm
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: past that.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: I'm past that. But was he joking?
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Nah? But even if he warts, and a lot of
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: guys have the same attitude to that, Like they've been
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: in a relationship for three five years, they stopped doing
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: things for the opposite person because it's I'm past that,
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: they've passed that honeymoon stage on past that at putting effidence. Yeah,
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: And I thought bit my tongue. I was like, you're
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: I was like, no, like you do that for them
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: because you love them, Like, you don't do it just
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: because like the honeymoon phase is over.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: And here's one thing I reckon. A lot of people
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: shoot themselves in the foot with is so the honeymoon
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: phase doesn't have to be like a lot of gifts
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: and and a lot of it's because I think it's
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: a it's a time to set boundaries at the same time.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: So it's like the honeymoon phase is going to be
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: the honeymoon phase no matter what. Like every time you
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: see each other, even if it's only once or twice
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: a week, you're gonna it's gonna be like hot, heavy,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: greatest time ever, bla blah blah blah. Sup appreciative. But
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: I think it's some people shoot themselves in the foot
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: where they're like they say almost date. It's like they
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: say yes to everything, or they want to go out
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: for dinners quite a lot, spend a lot of money,
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: blah blah blah. And so then when when they come
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: to a point where they realize that's not sustainable, is
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: when it's like, oh, a girl will be like or
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: a guy will be like or start of the relationship,
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: they seemed so into me. They seemed so willing to
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: do these things. There was so much fun. And now
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: they seem like a different person. And it's like on
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: it right now they are who they really are. Yeah,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: then they were just trying to impress you. So I
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: think people shoot themselves in the foot or they go
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: they do everything, and then they back off, and then
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: they back off, which is fair, like you need to
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: back off, but at the same time, in the honeymoon phase,
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: you need to set boundaries as to what's expected or
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: what can be expected. I agree too. And it's also
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: like putting in Oh, how do you say it?
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: It's like, I don't know, it's just little thing they
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: all add up like there's no The honeymoon phage is
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: all about those gestures at the start, but also like
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: the simplest actions of like what I I do. Just
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: when I'm leaving my girlfriends tells, I find a little
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: bit of piece of paper and write like I love
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: you and heart at somewhere.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Takes me thirty seconds. She ever not found it? Nah,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: put it somewhere like under the fridge. Hopefully she finds this.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: It somewhere. It takes me thirty seconds. Yeah you go.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: You know what? He's the next hides spot. You bet
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: you've done this. But opened a cupboard, fold it, close
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: the cupboard. When she opens it falls out.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: She's also oblivious to a lot of I'll do things
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: in it, and I'll be like, I can't wait, like
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: an extra couple hours, did you check mind your billow?
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait till she goes to it.
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  Speaker 3: But it all comes down attitude and like you as
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: a person, I think, and as you know everyone. But
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: it's also I think it's also okay, like I'm a
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: person who expects that and also puts that in. I
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: can understand the other end of this other end of
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: the spectrum where two people who both don't like putting
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: effort in are in love with each other and they
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: both don't do anything for each other and that's all
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: they expect I can get why that works, but that
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: a lot of the time you have one person like
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: me and then a male who is doesn't like to
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: put in any effort.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's all he does, but he puts in
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: effort in the honeymoon fit. Yes, exactly presses. Another thing
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: I wanted to say was I don't know if it's
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: really it's still about relationships and stuff, but so the
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: whole thing of like if they could, if they lost
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  Speaker 1: the ability to speak, would you still feel loved by
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: their actions alone? Another thing I want to like ask
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: some people is I don't know if we've spoken about this,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: but so a lot we'll get it. We'll get dilemmas,
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: or a lot of time it's just a dilemma where
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: they'll be like, oh, the relationship was so good, but
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know, like it ended, or like they wanted
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: to go on a break or this or that, and
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: now they're on this break and they're like they've kind
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: of just completely changed. And a lot of the time
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: they'll be like, oh, but they're such a nice guy
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: or like such a nice girl. Perfect otherwise, but it's
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: perfect otherwise, like otherwise they're perfect, but it's just this
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: one thing, And I think I just want to point
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: out that just because someone is perfect in every aspect
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: and then they do this one thing, I don't think
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: you should just forgive that one thing just because they're
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: perfect in every other aspect, Like they shouldn't be given
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: leeway just because they are. Like they say, this guy
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: might be a good guy, but he's kind of being
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: a dick right now, Like they need to be called
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: out as well.
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  Speaker 3: We get dilemmas all the time and they're like, he's
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: perfect otherwise, but he does this one thing and you
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: see it as one thing, but it's all these other
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: little elements added together, and you just say it's like
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: one thing given the benefit of the doubt because he's
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: just like a good guy.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: And I guess that's like.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Being like, what's the word self about boundary for yourself
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: like sort of thing and like putting yourself first and
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: not brushing it under the carpet.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I agreed, definitely. I think it was a
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: good question to self reflect on if you're doing enough,
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: if you think that your partner's doing enough.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: And it's a good, big thing because I remember it
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: in the talking stage, like you would say all these
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: things and not doing that's actually one of my things
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  Speaker 3: that I like try to live by. I don't want
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: to say things that I don't my actions don't do,
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: so I try and always live up to my actions.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Yea yeah, yah yeah, yeh yeahich is a lot people
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: like to sell you the moon and then they'll come
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: to you with a fucking they won't even have your
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: card door for you. There you going with it? Pretty good?
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Pretty good? Pretty really pretty good.
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: I reckon my stats are gone up till like seventy percent,
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: But any romantic occasion, I'm there. Yeah, But like if
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: we're like together all day and then like we're going
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: to calls together sometimes, yeah, it's.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Fair enough on romantic occasions when it kind of counts
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: more anyway. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, because I was one
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: more thing, something we're kind of embarrassing happened the other day.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: We're not embarrassing actually, but it's something I was like, oh, fuck,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: my girlfriend's mum listened to an episode and that could
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: be your worth aright, mare or your bad And I
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: initially when she was on the phone with my mum
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: and she was like, I listened to one of Jake's
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: episodes over the good one. I set a couple of things.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: It was the episode where you asked me about is
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: your girlfriend your girlfriend's You have gave me this scenario
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: about you get to kiss your ex, save your girlfriend
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: or you girlfriend dies. Yeah, and she goes she said.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: She laughed at it, and she was like, and then
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: she goes on. Then I asked my husband whatever. I
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, how do you go to the gear owe?
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: He goes, oh no, he just said he'd kiss the
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: most attractive girl in the world or something like that,
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: like one of those questions like oh no. It was
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: an episode where I said to you, you get to
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: kis your girlfriend now for ten thousand or the most
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: attractive in the world for a million, And he chose
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: the most attractive girl in the world for a million.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: And then she goes. She starts going, oh, yeah, she
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: was explaining something. She goes yeah, and then and then
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: your colleague had a funny answer, and I was like, colleague,
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Colleague? She said, colleague, it
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: was a funny thing fast and I was laughing. I
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: was like, colleague, yeah, we met that we were brought
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: together people like scouted us would be good at talking
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: that happens, yeah, out of the podcasts, and then they
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: get brought together and they don't know each other. It
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: doesn't work. Yeah, they don't know each other other than that.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: And then yeah, they just get told what to say
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: the whole time. How shit that that can't be good.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: We should make like an episode for like the mums
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: or something with the biggest green flag energy just biggest.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought this one's for the mums. Yeah, that's
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: good the moms out there.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: All right, everybody, thank you very much for listening. Unfortunately,
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: this week's Spotify episodes are over, so if you want
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: some more content, there's an extra episode every single.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Week on Patreon. That's where you go together and how
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: much is it a week? Five dollars a month? That's
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: oh that's a month, sorry, twenty five a week. That's
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: seventeen cents a day. He got excited.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: And they're an hour long opposed to these thirty to
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: four forty minute episodes.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: And we can't get canceled over there, so they're even
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: more fun. They're more fun. And there is vlogs. There's logs.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: You go up a tier and your dilemmas, there's a
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: four hour long dilemmas every fortnite, and that's if you're Yeah,
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: if you want your dilemma's red, go on Patreon because
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: there's an extra Google doc over there where we read
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: them all sort of kind.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Of most of them. Yeah, so yeah, we love ya