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Chainsaw Guy Life Advice From October 30th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: It's free life advice, yes, free relationship advice.
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  Speaker 2: And he's been around too, He's really been around.
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  Speaker 3: He's helped me.
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  Speaker 4: He's he's his toy.
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  Speaker 2: Wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he present at the birth
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  Speaker 2: of one of your children?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: He was my doula.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah really yeah? Yeah, chainsaw guy. So he's easy, he's
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  Speaker 2: ready to come in. He can help you with your life.
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  Speaker 2: He can help you a lot.
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  Speaker 3: I suppose chain I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: If people are scared, they shouldn't be scared of your
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  Speaker 1: chainsaw guy. You're here.
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  Speaker 3: You're not here at the end of a hanted house
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  Speaker 3: right now.
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  Speaker 5: Well, no, I left my I left my chad saw
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  Speaker 5: out in the your what do you call that little
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  Speaker 5: that place out there, that restaurant.
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  Speaker 3: They call it a cantina tino.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been in Mexico. That's okay.
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  Speaker 3: I agree with you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know you should have your your chainsaw with
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  Speaker 1: you though, shouldn't you change?
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  Speaker 4: Oh? Well, but I have one of your help bring
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  Speaker 4: it in.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm just gonna we're gonna need it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, so one of your guys can bring that in.
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  Speaker 5: That's okay, Hello, thank you, There it is there we go.
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  Speaker 4: Listen, I just.
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  Speaker 5: Want to assure you that everything's okay. What you see
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  Speaker 5: on my jumper here, my my overall. Yeah, it's not blood.
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  Speaker 3: It's not blood.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's not blood. What is it? It's fry sauce.
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  Speaker 3: How do you with the hockey mask?
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  Speaker 1: How do you eat fries with fry sauce?
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  Speaker 3: How does that work?
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  Speaker 5: Well, there's your my. Oh, there's a picture of me there.
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  Speaker 5: You'll see holes in the mask.
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  Speaker 3: Com slash line there.
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  Speaker 4: I just shove a fry in the hole. Shove a
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  Speaker 4: fry in the hole.
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  Speaker 3: That's your answer for everything, and.
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  Speaker 4: Squirt some fries sauce in after it. But it has
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  Speaker 4: a tendency to get on my overalls a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: That's understand.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Well let's uh, let's begin. We have our first phone call.
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  Speaker 3: This is doctor Neil. Hello, doctor doctor Neil. Go ahead
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  Speaker 3: and ask your question and then chainsaw guy will answer.
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  Speaker 4: Perfect. So I am trying to finish up my student
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  Speaker 4: loans from school.
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  Speaker 5: I am just about the end, and now we've got
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  Speaker 5: the government shut down and everything is going to crap.
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  Speaker 4: What do I do? Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Well, all right, the government loans are the college loans,
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  Speaker 5: the student loans live as I have.
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  Speaker 4: I think the best day he goes at them all,
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  Speaker 4: I'll take it on the down. We'll all go on.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a way, I get it all, I get it,
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  Speaker 4: and you're look at where.
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  Speaker 1: Are the doone?
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  Speaker 4: Belore? They're there? Get out and whatever. We all go
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  Speaker 4: to Mexico.
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  Speaker 3: There you go, Okay, there you go. Thank you, Doctor Neo.
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  Speaker 4: Is about the best news anybody has given me thus far.
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  Speaker 3: I think, so, oh you're welcome. All right, thanks very much,
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  Speaker 3: doctor Neil.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Let's let's go to Uh it looks like Zaye is here.
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  Speaker 3: Zaye hi. Mhm, good morning. I was just wondering as
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  Speaker 3: me and my wife and moved back to Salt Lake City. Oh, whoa,
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  Speaker 3: that's a good question. What do you think change?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, well let me think. I guess what I would
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  Speaker 4: tell you.
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  Speaker 1: All.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you know, and it's pretty been a cool hole
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  Speaker 4: when I gave her whole and I got over with that.
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  Speaker 4: Then oh think then draw along you're also z you're
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  Speaker 4: in talks.
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  Speaker 1: Is all.
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  Speaker 6: Got that?
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  Speaker 3: Okay?
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  Speaker 5: I think we're going back?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah the whole.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah a good idea, you know, the nuance and that answer.
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  Speaker 6: I'd never really looked at it that way. It's I've
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  Speaker 6: been enlightened. That's why he's Yeah, that's why I'm People
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  Speaker 6: want to know if you get itchy wearing the mask.
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  Speaker 4: No, I used to. You know what I do is
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  Speaker 4: I put a light there vaf over my face.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you're slugging. That's what that's called.
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  Speaker 4: I'm surprised. You know you were were you? Did you
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  Speaker 4: ever work in the carnival? No, you look like you
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  Speaker 4: worked in the carnival.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, let's let's go to uh Dawson.
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  Speaker 6: Chancew guy.
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  Speaker 4: What's what's the question?
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  Speaker 2: What should I have for my Halloween dinner?
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  Speaker 3: What Cobb Halloween dinner?
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  Speaker 4: What should you have him? Well? There, I will tell you.
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  Speaker 4: I would pack him up for that fantasi. I'll bet
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  Speaker 4: you and then heybody there you get them on. I
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  Speaker 4: will tell you and I would look at and I
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  Speaker 4: would look to probably put into the fly all the
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  Speaker 4: roadkill you can find.
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  Speaker 3: All right, thank you?
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  Speaker 4: You need a chainsaw cut that stuff up? Well? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you just some collect some road to that'd be good,
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  Speaker 4: you know, sure?
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  Speaker 3: Sure? Uh, the the love's coming in for you, chainsaw guys.
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  Speaker 1: This makes my heart so happy. Tell chainsaw guy, thank
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  Speaker 1: you for stopping by his segment brings your joy spreader guy,
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  Speaker 1: Well spread.
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  Speaker 3: Jesus spread.
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  Speaker 4: You ought to sometimes you could bet on the spread.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, people want to know. As a newly graduated therapist,
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  Speaker 3: I'd love to have any advice from chainsaw guy that
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  Speaker 3: he has on how not to mess up people.
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  Speaker 4: Whoa probably I just her and him look after him.
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  Speaker 4: I'll tell you now whatever, and you are very long therapist,
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  Speaker 4: what you know? And then prescribe really heavy narcoticts for them?
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  Speaker 4: There you go.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody says, I just want to thank chainsaw guy for
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  Speaker 1: visiting my wife and I in the hospital last night
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  Speaker 1: during her emergency six.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no problem, had no idea, No for him.
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  Speaker 1: This chainsaw O.
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  Speaker 3: Little premie girl might still be stuck in there.
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  Speaker 4: I'm telling you that and my my chainsaw.
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  Speaker 3: All right, well, chainsaw guys, thank you for stopping by.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, have a happy Halloween, everybody.
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  Speaker 3: Good luck at the Haunted House.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I gotta get our god a man. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: How do we know for sure that you took the
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  Speaker 3: chain off of your chainsaw?
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, I never take the chain off. Okay, all right,
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  Speaker 4: good bob, No, thank you very much.