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- 0:07Speaker 1: The Large nerd Drunk Collider podcast is a production of
- 0:10Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. Hey everybody, welcome to The Large ner
- 0:21Speaker 1: Drunk Collider, the podcast that's all about the geeky things
- 0:24Speaker 1: happening in the world around us and how very excited
- 0:27Speaker 1: we are about it. I'm Arial casting and with me
- 0:31Speaker 1: as always is. He talks to fish Jonathan Strickland. I
- 0:36Speaker 1: feel the need, the need for seafood, but only specific seafood.
- 0:43Speaker 1: It'll yeah, I can't have any shellfish anymore. Thanks allergies.
- 0:47Speaker 1: Nothing like anaphylaxis to get in the way of a
- 0:49Speaker 1: good time. How you doing, Arial, I am doing well, well, excellent.
- 0:58Speaker 1: A week full of fun and shenanigans for me. How
- 1:01Speaker 1: are you doing, my friend, I'm I'm doing pretty well,
- 1:05Speaker 1: apart from from that moment. You know that moment where
- 1:09Speaker 1: you go out to pick up something that's been delivered
- 1:11Speaker 1: and you're just wearing your pj's and then you come
- 1:14Speaker 1: inside and you realize, hey, my pjs have a hole
- 1:16Speaker 1: in them. I sure, hope I don't get arrested because
- 1:19Speaker 1: I don't have a license to sell hot dogs. I mean, yes,
- 1:24Speaker 1: I experienced that every day. Look, I barely know some
- 1:28Speaker 1: of the windows in my home, do not have like
- 1:31Speaker 1: blinds on them, and so like I'm very modest walking
- 1:35Speaker 1: around inside my house. Nevertheless outside my house, but don't
- 1:40Speaker 1: most dudes pajamas have holes in them. I'm just saying, like,
- 1:44Speaker 1: this one has, this one has an unintentional hole in it,
- 1:49Speaker 1: this one has a Jonathan has kept these pajamas far
- 1:52Speaker 1: too long because they are Boba Fett pajamas. All right, Well,
- 1:57Speaker 1: but that you know what, none of that matters, Ariel,
- 1:59Speaker 1: because as I have a question to you, my question
- 2:07Speaker 1: for you this week. Area. We talked last week about
- 2:10Speaker 1: favorite film scores, which you know, I think of those
- 2:13Speaker 1: like the orchestrated music that accompanies a film. What about
- 2:17Speaker 1: what's one of your favorite film soundtracks? Okay, so this
- 2:22Speaker 1: is gonna maybe it'll surprise you. Uh. It is from
- 2:26Speaker 1: a movie called Now and Then that's from nineteen about
- 2:32Speaker 1: a bunch of adult women who get back together. They
- 2:34Speaker 1: were like childhood friends and now they're back together as
- 2:36Speaker 1: adults and relearning to be friends. Kind of like a
- 2:40Speaker 1: stand by Me, like a future version of stand by Me,
- 2:44Speaker 1: but with women. So it had Christina Ricci and Thora
- 2:46Speaker 1: Birch and Rosie O'Donnell and Demi Moore. Uh it was.
- 2:50Speaker 1: It was a really good like movie that spoke to
- 2:52Speaker 1: me in my my younger girl years. But it had
- 2:55Speaker 1: like what I what I consider the precursor to the
- 2:59Speaker 1: guard into the Galaxy soundtrack, so on it it had
- 3:03Speaker 1: Sugar Sugar by the Archies, I Want You Back by
- 3:06Speaker 1: Jackson five, Band of Gold, by Free to Pain, I'll
- 3:09Speaker 1: Be There by Jackson five not three times, sin Sel
- 3:12Speaker 1: delivered Daydream Believerer. So like all of those songs that
- 3:16Speaker 1: you hear growing up that or maybe before your time,
- 3:19Speaker 1: but you absolutely love. They're ingrained in your brain and
- 3:23Speaker 1: they just make you feel good and sing and dance
- 3:26Speaker 1: along when you hear it, like Guardians of the Galaxy
- 3:29Speaker 1: does that for me. And I was going to say
- 3:30Speaker 1: Guardians of the Galaxy, but then I remember that now
- 3:32Speaker 1: and then did it for me first, So that is
- 3:35Speaker 1: my answer. It's amazing soundtrack. It's like I used to
- 3:40Speaker 1: I used to sing Knock three times on my bike
- 3:43Speaker 1: with my friends riding around my complex. So okay, that's great.
- 3:49Speaker 1: I mean you already named like one of the greatest
- 3:51Speaker 1: like Guardians of the Galaxy, the volumes one and to
- 3:54Speaker 1: have fantastic soundtracks but if we're talking about my favorite,
- 3:59Speaker 1: it's probably Gross Point Blank, which was a film that
- 4:02Speaker 1: came out in nine John Cusacks. In it, he plays
- 4:06Speaker 1: a hit man who is going back to his high
- 4:09Speaker 1: school reunion in Gross Point Michigan, and and and Trying.
- 4:15Speaker 1: He's on an assignment. He has to go and do
- 4:18Speaker 1: a hit in order to make good on something that
- 4:22Speaker 1: he botched in his past. But he's also kind of
- 4:27Speaker 1: dipping in on his old high school buddies. And there's
- 4:31Speaker 1: some great songs in there. There's like Blister in the
- 4:34Speaker 1: Sun by Violent Films is on there, Rudy Can't Failed
- 4:38Speaker 1: by the Clash under Pressure with David Bowie and Queen
- 4:43Speaker 1: I can see clearly now with Johnny Nash one of
- 4:45Speaker 1: my favorite songs, and also an amazing use of that
- 4:48Speaker 1: song in that movie because it's while John Cusack is
- 4:51Speaker 1: sniping at one of his targets. And to hear you
- 4:54Speaker 1: know how I feel whenever there's like super happy music
- 4:58Speaker 1: but super dark stuff happened at the same time. I
- 5:01Speaker 1: love that juxtaposition. Pressure Dropped by the specials Um We
- 5:07Speaker 1: Care a Lot by by Faith No More, Let My
- 5:10Speaker 1: Love Open the Door by Pete Downsend. There's so many great,
- 5:15Speaker 1: great songs on that and so many that they actually
- 5:18Speaker 1: released two different soundtracks on the movie. Um, you know,
- 5:22Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna say that A backup one now
- 5:25Speaker 1: I'm thinking about it is The Crow. The Crow had
- 5:26Speaker 1: a really great soundtrack. Yeah, the Crows soundtrack and the
- 5:31Speaker 1: Crows uh kind of visual tone. We're like of why
- 5:38Speaker 1: that movie even remotely worked? Yeah? No, I agree. I agree.
- 5:42Speaker 1: Going back to gross put point blank, can I admit
- 5:44Speaker 1: something to you? Sure I didn't. I didn't watch it
- 5:48Speaker 1: until like the last five years, maybe the last seven years.
- 5:51Speaker 1: I was definitely in my current home. Um, and up
- 5:54Speaker 1: until that point, and still sometimes I confuse Gross point
- 5:58Speaker 1: Blank with Point Break, very very different movies, much less
- 6:05Speaker 1: much less surfing, much less surfing, and Gross point blank. Um, yeah,
- 6:09Speaker 1: I I love that soundtrack so much and the film
- 6:13Speaker 1: is great. Also, Dan Ackroyd plays a bad guy in
- 6:16Speaker 1: Gross point Blank, and he is crazy Dan Across just
- 6:21Speaker 1: he's a really good actor. I'm not always a fan
- 6:23Speaker 1: of like some of his improv SNL stuff, but as
- 6:26Speaker 1: an actor I really enjoy him. Yeah. Well, as long
- 6:31Speaker 1: as you don't watch nothing but Trouble. But you know, well,
- 6:34Speaker 1: Rich I have not because you you're You're fine, You're
- 6:39Speaker 1: absolutely fine not having I mean, if you want to
- 6:42Speaker 1: watch Chevy Chase and Demi Moore get chased around by
- 6:44Speaker 1: John Candy with a dan Ackroyd and grotesque makeup, then yes,
- 6:50Speaker 1: you can do that. I mean that sounds that sounds delightful.
- 6:53Speaker 1: That sounds almost as fun as something else I've never watched,
- 6:56Speaker 1: which is the Best and the Furious movies. Yeah, I
- 7:00Speaker 1: also haven't seen it. But we have a news item
- 7:03Speaker 1: about a potential actor being cast in the at least
- 7:09Speaker 1: one of the two final are so we're told Fast
- 7:12Speaker 1: and Furious films. Yes, Jonathan titled this news article when
- 7:16Speaker 1: he shared it with me aquaman joins Fast and Furious
- 7:21Speaker 1: and so that's that's what I think of. But yeah,
- 7:23Speaker 1: she's a mamoa. They're they're in talks to bring him on,
- 7:25Speaker 1: and I wonder if it's because they are not going
- 7:28Speaker 1: to have Dwayne Johnson anymore. Yeah, I don't know. I mean,
- 7:34Speaker 1: they're running out a big beefy dudes in Hollywood. Who
- 7:37Speaker 1: haven't who don't have beef with Vin Diesel, They haven't.
- 7:42Speaker 1: They haven't tapped most of the cast of expendables yet.
- 7:45Speaker 1: So that's a huge like lineup of beefy man right there,
- 7:48Speaker 1: They're just yeah. But then Vin Diesel would be like, no, man,
- 7:51Speaker 1: I all of them are octogenarians. I could beat them
- 7:54Speaker 1: with my eyes closed like that. You know, that's that's
- 7:58Speaker 1: a terrible Vin Diesel oppression. Night my voice does not
- 8:00Speaker 1: go as nearly as low as Vin Diesels. I don't.
- 8:04Speaker 1: It makes me really sad that Vin Diesel and Dwayne
- 8:06Speaker 1: Johnson have beef because like the fact that Dwayne Johnson
- 8:11Speaker 1: seems like such a cool dude, and that Vin Diesel
- 8:13Speaker 1: likes D and D Like I would have said they
- 8:15Speaker 1: were both cool dudes prior to their beef, I don't.
- 8:18Speaker 1: I would have said that Dwayne Johnson was a cool
- 8:20Speaker 1: dude until his recent praise of Joe Rogan. But that's
- 8:23Speaker 1: another story. I missed that. So yeah, that's another story.
- 8:27Speaker 1: Moving moving on. Um I want I wanted to mention
- 8:32Speaker 1: that that with the Aquaman joins fast and Furious, that
- 8:35Speaker 1: was just my joke of explaining what was happening. But
- 8:37Speaker 1: for a moment, dear listeners, that was going to be
- 8:40Speaker 1: our mashup for for this week, but it is not.
- 8:43Speaker 1: I mean, it might be in the future. We'll have
- 8:45Speaker 1: to see how many other people come out with stuff
- 8:47Speaker 1: like that. There have been a few times where we've
- 8:49Speaker 1: done a mash up and then like the next week
- 8:52Speaker 1: there will be like this is how it should have ended,
- 8:54Speaker 1: or an honest trailer that is in a similar vein. Um.
- 8:58Speaker 1: Obviously they started working on it before our mashup came out.
- 9:01Speaker 1: It's not like they're listening to us and getting ideas
- 9:03Speaker 1: because they're much more well established than we are. They're
- 9:07Speaker 1: maybe they're listening in on a recording session that gives
- 9:10Speaker 1: them an extra three days. Maybe maybe, um, but it
- 9:14Speaker 1: just shows that great minds think alike. UM. I will say, though,
- 9:18Speaker 1: though I've not watched Fast and Furious like it is
- 9:20Speaker 1: on my to do this year, watched them all because
- 9:23Speaker 1: I've heard that maybe past the first one, they're just
- 9:27Speaker 1: a lot of fun and I like cars. I want
- 9:29Speaker 1: to say that there's at least a couple. I think
- 9:32Speaker 1: there's a couple in the franchise that that people generally
- 9:37Speaker 1: feel are sort of, you know, the lesser thans. I
- 9:41Speaker 1: guess what we should do is is see if we
- 9:43Speaker 1: can find that the the episodes that Justin and Sydney
- 9:47Speaker 1: McElroy did where they talk about the Fast and Furious
- 9:50Speaker 1: franchise to kind of get pointers on which ones we
- 9:52Speaker 1: should really pay attention to. Yeah, probably probably. So. A
- 9:57Speaker 1: show that slipped past my radar and I'm really mad
- 9:59Speaker 1: because apparently my husband knew about it but I didn't
- 10:03Speaker 1: is a show that's coming to Netflix called murder Ville
- 10:06Speaker 1: m That is a mostly scripted show where Will are
- 10:10Speaker 1: net from like you know, Arrested Development, and Lego Batman
- 10:15Speaker 1: plays the main character, and each week they bring in
- 10:18Speaker 1: a celebrity guest star who does not have the script
- 10:22Speaker 1: and has to improve with the rest of the scene,
- 10:25Speaker 1: like it is my nightmare scenario for being on on
- 10:28Speaker 1: on stage. But the trailer for it looks brilliant. I
- 10:33Speaker 1: mean it's literally it's literally one of my stress dreams, right,
- 10:37Speaker 1: the idea of that. And in fact, there is a
- 10:39Speaker 1: there is a play, a short play called Actor's Nightmare
- 10:42Speaker 1: that's about this. That that dream that where actors sometimes
- 10:46Speaker 1: have that they are suddenly in a show that they
- 10:49Speaker 1: have never rehearsed, they don't know the script. Everyone else
- 10:53Speaker 1: is doing it and it's and you're just trying to
- 10:55Speaker 1: get on through it. But this is this is one
- 10:58Speaker 1: where yeah, it's a murder mystery, so only is it
- 11:01Speaker 1: is it a scripted thing, but it's something where the
- 11:04Speaker 1: the guest star who was filling in as will Arnette's
- 11:09Speaker 1: character's partner in the solving of a mystery is expected
- 11:13Speaker 1: to at least contribute something towards solving it. Yeah. Yeah, so,
- 11:19Speaker 1: I mean, I think Jonathan and I have both been
- 11:23Speaker 1: a part of murder mysteries. But in that case, you've
- 11:25Speaker 1: got a lot of people who don't know what's going
- 11:26Speaker 1: on trying to solve it, and a few people who
- 11:28Speaker 1: know what's going on. This is the opposite. I think
- 11:30Speaker 1: the saving grace with the show and the reason why
- 11:32Speaker 1: I'll be able to watch it without getting incredible anxiety, um,
- 11:35Speaker 1: is that, uh, the actors go in knowing that this
- 11:39Speaker 1: is what they're getting into. So it's an improv scene
- 11:42Speaker 1: as opposed to an unfortunate situation like uh, and and
- 11:47Speaker 1: it's it's meant to be improve and funny. You know,
- 11:49Speaker 1: if like if you're an understudy and you get called
- 11:52Speaker 1: into a show like the weekend, like the day before
- 11:55Speaker 1: it happens, and all of a sudden they need you
- 11:57Speaker 1: because they don't have an understudy in their actor has
- 12:01Speaker 1: broken a leg and can't go on or whatever it happens.
- 12:04Speaker 1: You know, that's that's incredibly stressful because you want to
- 12:08Speaker 1: put on a good show, you want to put on
- 12:10Speaker 1: an accurate show. There's no I think there's probably no
- 12:16Speaker 1: drive for accuracy to the script in this No, no,
- 12:19Speaker 1: I think. I think. I mean the whole shows predicated
- 12:23Speaker 1: upon the fact that the guest performer has no idea
- 12:28Speaker 1: what is about to happen, or what is going on,
- 12:31Speaker 1: or what they should be doing. That's where the entertainment
- 12:34Speaker 1: comes from, right, I mean, like the writing still needs
- 12:36Speaker 1: to be good, but the real entertainment is coming from
- 12:40Speaker 1: the the fish out of water who has thrust into
- 12:43Speaker 1: this this world with no preparation. That's where the entertainments from.
- 12:47Speaker 1: And these are all you know, professional actors, many of
- 12:50Speaker 1: whom are also professional comic actors. You know who have
- 12:54Speaker 1: who have specialized in that, like Conan O'Brien, who's been
- 12:58Speaker 1: in comedy for deck Aids, Like he was a writer
- 13:01Speaker 1: on so many different comedy shows before he even was
- 13:04Speaker 1: you know, a famous late night talk show host. So
- 13:09Speaker 1: I'm I'm. The little teaser trailer that we got is
- 13:13Speaker 1: very entertaining. So I definitely will be checking this out.
- 13:19Speaker 1: I have a question for you, would you have more
- 13:22Speaker 1: because you've done improv and I've done improv? Would you
- 13:24Speaker 1: have more fun being the guest who does not have
- 13:27Speaker 1: the script or being one of the scripted actors who
- 13:30Speaker 1: then has to justify their next lines with whatever the
- 13:33Speaker 1: improvising person has done. I would, Oh, gosh, that's a
- 13:38Speaker 1: really good question. I think I would love to be
- 13:40Speaker 1: the improviser, so so other Uh. I've seen something similar
- 13:45Speaker 1: to this at a local theater here in Atlanta. There's
- 13:48Speaker 1: a theater that puts on a version of The Christmas Carol,
- 13:52Speaker 1: but they have an improviser come in every single night,
- 13:55Speaker 1: a different improviser. The cast is not told who the
- 13:58Speaker 1: improviser is or what their character is going to be.
- 14:02Speaker 1: The improviser shows up as that character early on in
- 14:06Speaker 1: the show of the Christmas Carol, and everyone else has
- 14:09Speaker 1: to pretend like they are supposed to be part of
- 14:11Speaker 1: the story and they have to try and continue the
- 14:14Speaker 1: story while this improviser is just like doing their own thing. Uh.
- 14:19Speaker 1: You know. The goal isn't to derail the show, but
- 14:23Speaker 1: to be very entertaining and to force the other actors
- 14:26Speaker 1: to figure out how they can justify the fact that
- 14:28Speaker 1: this improvisers there. This feels very similar to that, UM,
- 14:33Speaker 1: but it does also feel like it flips it on
- 14:35Speaker 1: its head a bit, right, So instead of the instead
- 14:39Speaker 1: of the improviser coming in and being the wild card,
- 14:41Speaker 1: it's more like the improviser is just trying to figure
- 14:44Speaker 1: out how to fit into this complex system that has
- 14:49Speaker 1: a place for them, but they haven't been told what
- 14:51Speaker 1: that place is. Yeah, I I very much looking for
- 14:55Speaker 1: I am very much looking forward to watching it, um,
- 14:59Speaker 1: which I'll be able to do this week. It comes
- 15:02Speaker 1: out on the third, So the day that this episode
- 15:05Speaker 1: comes out, I think, yeah it is. So let's uh,
- 15:09Speaker 1: we're gonna rush through our last two little news items
- 15:12Speaker 1: because we've got a lot of stuff to talk about
- 15:14Speaker 1: in this episode. UM. But one of them is that
- 15:18Speaker 1: we got a trailer for the Halo Live Action series. Uh.
- 15:23Speaker 1: What did you think of the trailer? UM? I thought
- 15:26Speaker 1: it was really good. It has made me more interested
- 15:29Speaker 1: in the Halo franchise than I ever was. Watching people
- 15:32Speaker 1: play the game. UM, I feeled the opposite, but that's
- 15:37Speaker 1: probably because I often feel that video game adaptations miss
- 15:43Speaker 1: out on the one thing that actually makes the video
- 15:45Speaker 1: game version of the story is interesting, which is that
- 15:47Speaker 1: you are the person taking place as the main protagonist
- 15:51Speaker 1: and watching someone else just doing that is less interesting
- 15:56Speaker 1: to me. But you know, it's it's it's great that
- 15:58Speaker 1: we have that opposite viewpoint for one thing. Like I
- 16:02Speaker 1: played a lot of Halo. You watched people play Halo.
- 16:05Speaker 1: This seems like it's going to be much more interesting
- 16:07Speaker 1: to you. So I'll be curious once the series comes
- 16:10Speaker 1: out if you feel the same way and how I feel.
- 16:13Speaker 1: I would also say I'm not a fan of the
- 16:15Speaker 1: Halo storyline. It is convoluted and messy. Yeah, I mean
- 16:19Speaker 1: maybe that's why I like it in story for more
- 16:22Speaker 1: is because they're going to probably streamline it a bit
- 16:25Speaker 1: they could, which didn't make it messy. Um. I do
- 16:28Speaker 1: like some some particular things that I like about it
- 16:30Speaker 1: is that they left the the AI partner Cortana as
- 16:36Speaker 1: a as a like a c g I character, and
- 16:40Speaker 1: I think that was a cool choice. Also, the person
- 16:42Speaker 1: playing Master Chief is Pablo Schreiber, and uh, he was
- 16:46Speaker 1: Mad Sweeney in American Gods, and I think he's just
- 16:49Speaker 1: a really really good actor. Um, with a lot of
- 16:53Speaker 1: he can play some very complicated scenarios and emotions very
- 16:57Speaker 1: very well. Um, and so I think he's a really
- 16:59Speaker 1: great choice to play Master Chief and will never take
- 17:03Speaker 1: off his helmet. And then finally, we're just going to
- 17:06Speaker 1: mention this that we heard a little bit more about
- 17:09Speaker 1: a Mortal Kombat sequel as and it's going to happen.
- 17:12Speaker 1: And they have tapped the writer of the Moon Night
- 17:17Speaker 1: series to uh to write the script. Yes, and also
- 17:22Speaker 1: Travis Knight will be directing it and he worked on
- 17:25Speaker 1: Umbrella Academy. Uh. The other thing I learned in this
- 17:29Speaker 1: this article that we share from Engadget is that not
- 17:31Speaker 1: only did they tap the writer from Moonnight for Mortal Kombat,
- 17:36Speaker 1: but apparently he's also working on an adaptation of The
- 17:38Speaker 1: Tommy Knockers by Stephen King, which I didn't know or
- 17:41Speaker 1: I did know and I forgot. Interesting. Well, we'll probably
- 17:46Speaker 1: have a lot more to say about Mortal Kombat in
- 17:48Speaker 1: future episodes. We have gone long in this segment. Let's
- 17:52Speaker 1: take a quick break, and when we come back, you're
- 17:54Speaker 1: gonna hear us catch up on two things that have
- 17:57Speaker 1: been out for a while. But it took us a
- 18:00Speaker 1: while for us to get to it. And now we've
- 18:01Speaker 1: got thoughts and orr feelings about them, but we'll get
- 18:05Speaker 1: to that after this break. All right, we're back And
- 18:18Speaker 1: and so Jonathan and I just both watched Eternals and
- 18:22Speaker 1: some amount of The Peacemaker, which I keep calling peacekeeper. Uh,
- 18:28Speaker 1: very different, very different to keep the peace as opposed
- 18:31Speaker 1: to making the peace. Um, but we we did so. No,
- 18:36Speaker 1: it was kind of I think, on both of our
- 18:38Speaker 1: like lists of things to eventually get to. But we
- 18:40Speaker 1: had a listener. Gregory asked us our thoughts on it,
- 18:42Speaker 1: and that was a really good excuse to actually buckle
- 18:46Speaker 1: down and watch these properties. Yeah, which one would you
- 18:51Speaker 1: like to start off with? Terns is older? Let's start
- 18:57Speaker 1: off with Eternals, okay, Um, Maternals is a movie that
- 19:02Speaker 1: technically the last two and a half hours, but as
- 19:04Speaker 1: you're watching it, you're pretty sure you need to be
- 19:06Speaker 1: an Eternal to make it all the way through. Yeah,
- 19:11Speaker 1: so I've I've watched I watched the honest trailer for
- 19:14Speaker 1: Eternals right after I watched The Turnals, because he came
- 19:16Speaker 1: out right after. And the narrator for that thinks that
- 19:20Speaker 1: it is better than Iron Man to thor too and
- 19:23Speaker 1: Ed Norton's the Hulk. I think Eternals might be my
- 19:27Speaker 1: least favorite of the m c U movies. Um, although
- 19:32Speaker 1: I also have not watched Ed Norton's Hulk film, so
- 19:36Speaker 1: maybe that one would edge it out. I do have it.
- 19:38Speaker 1: I've got it now on Blu ray. I just haven't
- 19:40Speaker 1: watched it yet, and I realized that more than a
- 19:43Speaker 1: decade late to it. But out of all the other
- 19:47Speaker 1: m c U movies that I have seen, so the
- 19:49Speaker 1: only other one I haven't seen is No Way Home,
- 19:51Speaker 1: I haven't seen that one yet. Um, this one is
- 19:54Speaker 1: the lowest rank for me. I did not care about
- 19:59Speaker 1: the characters. I thought some of the actors were very charismatic.
- 20:04Speaker 1: I thought they were putting in charismatic performances. But I
- 20:06Speaker 1: didn't feel like I knew very much about most of
- 20:09Speaker 1: the characters. Despite the fact that this movie is two
- 20:11Speaker 1: and a half hours long. Um, there are characters. There
- 20:14Speaker 1: are characters who don't make it all the way through.
- 20:17Speaker 1: So first of all, uh, I take issue with the
- 20:20Speaker 1: name Eternals because some of them don't last forever all right,
- 20:24Speaker 1: some of them don't make it. Uh. You know, I
- 20:29Speaker 1: feel like it's long enough that it can be a
- 20:30Speaker 1: spoiler for this. It's been on Disney Plus for a
- 20:32Speaker 1: while now. Just because you don't make it doesn't mean
- 20:36Speaker 1: that they aren't going to revive you. Because we find
- 20:39Speaker 1: out the Eternals are spoiler spoiler, spoiler robots created by
- 20:45Speaker 1: um celestials celestials, So which is that's that's yeah, that's
- 20:52Speaker 1: a big departure from the comic book Origin of the Eternals. UM,
- 20:57Speaker 1: but I didn't care because I wasn't familiar with the
- 21:01Speaker 1: comic book Origin of the Eternals. I never read in
- 21:04Speaker 1: the Eternal's comics. So this was my first exposure to
- 21:07Speaker 1: these characters. And I feel like I can only describe
- 21:12Speaker 1: them with regard to their their power, and that's it. Yeah,
- 21:17Speaker 1: a couple of them I can maybe give you a
- 21:19Speaker 1: little bit more about, but like Seriously I could probably
- 21:22Speaker 1: give a little bit more about, and Sprite I could
- 21:25Speaker 1: give a little more about. Yeah. So, so I could
- 21:28Speaker 1: tell you the names of Seriously and Sprite and Icarus
- 21:32Speaker 1: only because they gave me the easy thing of he
- 21:35Speaker 1: fleut close to the sun um as they like early. Yeah,
- 21:39Speaker 1: we made that story up about him. Okay, so I
- 21:40Speaker 1: know those three um but spoiler alert, they make that
- 21:44Speaker 1: story real by the end of it. Yeah. I so
- 21:50Speaker 1: there were characters that I like. I agreed there there
- 21:53Speaker 1: were too many characters in the Eternals to spend any
- 21:58Speaker 1: amount of time showing us their character arcs and why
- 22:02Speaker 1: we should care about them, as opposed to telling us. Um,
- 22:06Speaker 1: there were too many flashbacks to the past. I didn't
- 22:08Speaker 1: I didn't care as much about about that. For the
- 22:11Speaker 1: most part, there were some, there were some moments, but
- 22:13Speaker 1: the characters I really liked, Yeah, I could tell you
- 22:15Speaker 1: one of their names. There was the dude who slapped
- 22:19Speaker 1: people as a power, who was really awesome, Gilgamesh. He
- 22:23Speaker 1: was one of my favorites. There was the dude who
- 22:28Speaker 1: was like the inventor dude, and I really liked him
- 22:32Speaker 1: us yes, yes, um, and I liked his character because
- 22:37Speaker 1: they actually gave him a flashback that was very moving.
- 22:41Speaker 1: They gave him a flashback moment as to why he
- 22:44Speaker 1: changed from the way he was in ancient history to
- 22:47Speaker 1: modern day history that made a lot of sense, was
- 22:50Speaker 1: hard hitting, didn't need a lot of explanation, and just
- 22:54Speaker 1: immediately connected. Um. And then I liked And I'm really
- 22:57Speaker 1: surprised to say this. I love Jimmy chand I believe
- 23:02Speaker 1: it is the woman who played Cerci, and I absolutely
- 23:06Speaker 1: love her. She's such a good actress that when they
- 23:08Speaker 1: used her in Captain Marvel, they said, we did not
- 23:12Speaker 1: use you enough. We need to use you more, and
- 23:13Speaker 1: that's why they cast her as the lead in The Eternals.
- 23:16Speaker 1: But I actually liked Andrew Lena Jolie's character the best
- 23:20Speaker 1: out of the female cast. I don't know, I didn't
- 23:24Speaker 1: feel very much connection with most of the characters. I
- 23:26Speaker 1: didn't like Gilgamesh, even though that was again because of
- 23:29Speaker 1: the actor's charisma. Gilgamesh is not given very much in
- 23:35Speaker 1: the movie. I mean, like he takes on the role
- 23:37Speaker 1: of caretaker, but we're mostly told that. We see a
- 23:42Speaker 1: little bit of evidence of it, but we're mostly just told.
- 23:45Speaker 1: Watching him smack down a deviant, like just take a
- 23:51Speaker 1: hand to just smack it in the face into the
- 23:53Speaker 1: ground made me giggle out loud. I loved it. I
- 23:59Speaker 1: think I just think this was There's there's an issue
- 24:04Speaker 1: I have with a lot of Marvel movies where in
- 24:06Speaker 1: the third act everything turns into a video game. Well,
- 24:09Speaker 1: Eternals all the way through felt like that. Whenever there
- 24:11Speaker 1: was any kind of action sequence, it all felt very
- 24:14Speaker 1: video gamey to me, and I just didn't care. Also,
- 24:19Speaker 1: let's let's break something down here that really made no sense,
- 24:22Speaker 1: and it infuriated me because one of the questions, and
- 24:26Speaker 1: they showed it in the trailer, is like, why didn't
- 24:29Speaker 1: you help lyn Thanos was kicking everyone's butts? And the
- 24:33Speaker 1: essential answer that they give, it's the only answer they
- 24:35Speaker 1: can give, because now you know, you figure this is
- 24:37Speaker 1: almost like Rhett conning the entire history of the Earth
- 24:40Speaker 1: by introducing the eternals into this. They say, our instructions
- 24:45Speaker 1: were we don't interfere with human affairs. We are only
- 24:48Speaker 1: supposed to be here to protect against the deviance. That's
- 24:52Speaker 1: the only reason we're here. And technically they they were
- 24:56Speaker 1: done with that millennia ago, so they were at this
- 25:00Speaker 1: just waiting to get called home. Yeah, not quite a millennial,
- 25:03Speaker 1: but yes, half a millennia because I think it was
- 25:06Speaker 1: fifty two. But um, but yes, agreed, Like, but here's
- 25:10Speaker 1: the thing that drives me nuts. It is later revealed
- 25:14Speaker 1: that at least two of the Eternals know that the
- 25:19Speaker 1: real reason they're there is huh, maybe three maybe three,
- 25:24Speaker 1: but at least two they know the real reason they
- 25:27Speaker 1: are there, which is that the Celestials, their life cycle
- 25:31Speaker 1: involves being born out of a planet that has intelligent
- 25:36Speaker 1: life on it. They absorb energy from intelligent life, and
- 25:40Speaker 1: there has to be a significant amount of intelligent life
- 25:43Speaker 1: present on the planet in order for them to uh
- 25:47Speaker 1: to have enough like sustenance really to be born. Well,
- 25:52Speaker 1: then Thanos comes around, snaps his fingers and wipes out
- 25:55Speaker 1: half the population of the entire universe, which would obviously
- 26:00Speaker 1: be up pretty big setback if you're trying to to
- 26:05Speaker 1: birth a celestial And that's why it made no sense
- 26:09Speaker 1: to me that the Eternals didn't have anything to do
- 26:12Speaker 1: with the Thanos storyline, because it directly impacted their real mission.
- 26:17Speaker 1: It amazed me that they didn't, like a Jack, who's
- 26:20Speaker 1: the leader of the Eternals, didn't receive a phone call
- 26:24Speaker 1: from their their celestial to say, you know what, maybe
- 26:29Speaker 1: we need to stop this guy, especially since Thanos, I
- 26:32Speaker 1: don't know if he's gonna turn out to be this
- 26:33Speaker 1: way the m c U. But Thanos is essentially an Eternal,
- 26:38Speaker 1: so although obviously a different guy, he's a Titan in
- 26:41Speaker 1: this but so yeah, because we meet his brother at
- 26:46Speaker 1: the end of Eternals, one of the mid credit sequence
- 26:50Speaker 1: has a character called Aeros slash star Fox show up
- 26:54Speaker 1: star foxes than through a bunch of like rings um
- 26:59Speaker 1: to get points a barrel roll. Um, but yeah, it's
- 27:06Speaker 1: so anyway. I did not like Eternals. Um. I felt
- 27:11Speaker 1: I felt it it didn't hold its logical center. It
- 27:16Speaker 1: was not it felt it felt strangely empty for such
- 27:21Speaker 1: a long movie with so many characters in it. I Uh,
- 27:25Speaker 1: the end of it made me interested to see the
- 27:26Speaker 1: second Eternal's movie, if they ever make one. Um. I
- 27:30Speaker 1: don't know how they could have done it better with
- 27:32Speaker 1: so many characters. I know Guardians of the Galaxy did it,
- 27:35Speaker 1: but I don't like. I couldn't. I couldn't say this
- 27:38Speaker 1: is the formula to make it happen. Um. My biggest
- 27:41Speaker 1: problem is that there's a celestial that half births out
- 27:45Speaker 1: of the Earth. You can see it from outer space,
- 27:46Speaker 1: and how is that not in like Hawkeye? Um. There's
- 27:53Speaker 1: also like a very big tonal difference between Hawkeye and
- 27:57Speaker 1: shan Chi and the Eternals and uh, big big spoiler. Um, Well,
- 28:03Speaker 1: I don't know, I know who who The voices in
- 28:05Speaker 1: the final end credit scene that talks to the Black Knight,
- 28:09Speaker 1: who is Jon Snow from Thrones. I had to look
- 28:13Speaker 1: it up because I did not have any idea who
- 28:16Speaker 1: that was supposed to be, And only by looking it
- 28:18Speaker 1: up did I realize who the character was. I think
- 28:21Speaker 1: it's okay to say, right, yeah, it's Blade. It's Blade,
- 28:25Speaker 1: and we knew what the Blade movie is coming out.
- 28:27Speaker 1: I'm excited about it. We've talked about how does that
- 28:29Speaker 1: fit into the m c U. I figured there is
- 28:34Speaker 1: what I want to know, Well, he fits into the
- 28:37Speaker 1: Black Knight storyline. Blade and Black Knight do encounter each
- 28:42Speaker 1: other in the comics, But I feel like and and
- 28:45Speaker 1: and Black Knight and Sarcy do you have a relationship
- 28:49Speaker 1: in the comics. But I feel like trying to get
- 28:51Speaker 1: him into that movie where there's so many other characters
- 28:53Speaker 1: and get us to care about him was a bit much.
- 28:57Speaker 1: Um they probably could have done it in another way.
- 28:59Speaker 1: I also felt like it was a total misfire because,
- 29:02Speaker 1: all right, let's say that I'm at the movies. I'm
- 29:04Speaker 1: watching it in the theater when it when Eternals first
- 29:07Speaker 1: comes out, So there's there's nothing online explaining the mid
- 29:10Speaker 1: credits and in credit scene. Yet I see the mid
- 29:13Speaker 1: credit scene. Let's say that I'm not like a Marvel
- 29:15Speaker 1: comic book super fan. So this character star Fox shows up.
- 29:20Speaker 1: I don't know who star Fox is. So like star
- 29:23Speaker 1: Fox and Pip, and I don't know who either of
- 29:25Speaker 1: those characters are, so they're revealed. Doesn't do anything for me, right,
- 29:29Speaker 1: Like I don't like like, Okay, so these two characters
- 29:32Speaker 1: I don't know just showed up to talk to characters
- 29:34Speaker 1: I don't care about, yea. And then at the end
- 29:38Speaker 1: you have the Little Black Night sequence where he's contemplating
- 29:41Speaker 1: actually picking up the sword and he hasn't done it yet,
- 29:44Speaker 1: and then you hear this voice off screen say something
- 29:48Speaker 1: if you aren't already aware of who that is, how
- 29:51Speaker 1: would you even know it was Blade? And why would
- 29:53Speaker 1: you care? Like none of it it was like all
- 29:56Speaker 1: bad decisions. If you saw that it was Blade, that
- 30:00Speaker 1: would have gotten a reaction out of it. Yeah, yeah,
- 30:02Speaker 1: But just hearing a voice without knowing who it is, no,
- 30:05Speaker 1: I I agree with that. I feel like they put
- 30:09Speaker 1: so much in for people who are actually fans of
- 30:11Speaker 1: the Eternals the comics, um. But when you're trying to
- 30:15Speaker 1: appeal to a mass audience, like I said, the the
- 30:18Speaker 1: charisma of Pip and Star Fox at the end of
- 30:22Speaker 1: The Eternals made it seem like it would be fun
- 30:25Speaker 1: to go into a future story with the characters that
- 30:27Speaker 1: I did like. One of the characters I actually liked
- 30:29Speaker 1: in the movie, who I know very little about is
- 30:31Speaker 1: the Speedster the Flash equivalent, because we spend maybe five
- 30:36Speaker 1: minutes with her the entire movie. One of the more
- 30:38Speaker 1: charismatic characters, even though she doesn't speak. Yeah, yeah, which
- 30:42Speaker 1: is super awesome. Um So, I wish they had focused
- 30:46Speaker 1: more on that. They chose the wrong characters to focus on, mainly,
- 30:51Speaker 1: um which was not much time for anybody. Um So, Yeah.
- 30:55Speaker 1: I also think it was a misfire. I think that
- 30:58Speaker 1: there is a way that they could make those characters
- 31:00Speaker 1: fun in future stuff, but I don't know if they
- 31:02Speaker 1: could carry their own second movie. Yeah. I mean it
- 31:05Speaker 1: does say at the end, like you, the Eternals will return.
- 31:08Speaker 1: I wouldn't I wouldn't bet money on that because I mean,
- 31:14Speaker 1: like the response to Eternals, there's no secret to it.
- 31:18Speaker 1: It was incredibly lackluster, and I'm pretty sure that the
- 31:22Speaker 1: folks over at Disney at this point they're saying, doesn't
- 31:25Speaker 1: even make sense to pour the resources into making another
- 31:29Speaker 1: Eternals movie. I mean maybe a mini series, maybe a
- 31:32Speaker 1: Disney Plus series, although obviously that would mean like a
- 31:36Speaker 1: big step down in the visual effects budget range, but
- 31:41Speaker 1: they would work. They also, I guess it is one
- 31:44Speaker 1: of the more adults m CU movies. You know there
- 31:47Speaker 1: was a sex scene in it, um very you have
- 31:52Speaker 1: very PG sex scene. But yes, there is one, a
- 31:54Speaker 1: very PG sex scene, but more than we've gotten I think,
- 31:57Speaker 1: in any other Marvel movie. So it stands out. I
- 32:02Speaker 1: mean not not in comparison to anything that I saw
- 32:06Speaker 1: in the first two episodes of Peacekeeper, which I don't
- 32:08Speaker 1: think we have time to talk about maker, I'm gonna
- 32:12Speaker 1: get wrong every single time. We've run out of time.
- 32:15Speaker 1: So maybe we'll maybe we'll chat with about Peacemaker in
- 32:19Speaker 1: next week's episode, because then maybe you'll have seen all
- 32:22Speaker 1: the episodes that are up to date. Maybe are are
- 32:26Speaker 1: you caught up? I know you had watched all of
- 32:28Speaker 1: them at the time, but there was another one that
- 32:29Speaker 1: came out. Yeah, yeah, I am caught up. I mean
- 32:32Speaker 1: there will be another one that comes out the same
- 32:34Speaker 1: day that this episode comes out, and obviously I'll have
- 32:36Speaker 1: to watch that one too. I'm making the commitment to you, Jonathan,
- 32:40Speaker 1: to catch up so we can fully discuss this because
- 32:42Speaker 1: I have very specific feelings on it. I am not surprised. Well,
- 32:49Speaker 1: we'll leave that off for now because you know, we
- 32:52Speaker 1: have the eye of wind enough about eternals, so we'll
- 32:58Speaker 1: leave We'll leave that, and when we come back, we
- 33:00Speaker 1: will discuss some mashups. All right, So our mashups are
- 33:22Speaker 1: kind of based off of recent news stuff, but kind
- 33:25Speaker 1: of not. Um. We are mashing up Hercules with Fraggle Rock.
- 33:30Speaker 1: And the reason for Hercules is that Arnold Schwarzenegger tease
- 33:33Speaker 1: that he's playing Zeus in something upcoming. Now. Some people
- 33:37Speaker 1: feel that might be a super Bowl commercial. And if
- 33:40Speaker 1: that's the case, well, I'm sure I'll enjoy the commercial.
- 33:42Speaker 1: I'm kind of p o. I do not like super
- 33:44Speaker 1: Bowl commercials to be ruined for me. Um. And I
- 33:48Speaker 1: don't need trailers for them. Uh, you don't need a
- 33:51Speaker 1: commercial for a commercial. Yeah. And and the other thing
- 33:55Speaker 1: is Frago Fraggle Rock Back to the Rock just came
- 33:58Speaker 1: out on Apple TV along with like a behind the
- 34:01Speaker 1: scenes little short video on YouTube and intro and it
- 34:06Speaker 1: just is everything that I love about Fragle Rock returned. Yeah,
- 34:15Speaker 1: So the Zoos thing really reminds me, like, I am
- 34:18Speaker 1: certain it's a super Bowl ad. I have no doubt
- 34:21Speaker 1: it's just a commercial that's going to play in the
- 34:23Speaker 1: super Bowl. It reminds me a lot of when they
- 34:26Speaker 1: were teasing there was going to be another Big Lebowski movie,
- 34:31Speaker 1: but it was just the character of the dude showing
- 34:33Speaker 1: up in a beer commercial, like as I saw when
- 34:37Speaker 1: I saw the first promos for that, I was like,
- 34:39Speaker 1: this is for a super Bowl ad back when the
- 34:41Speaker 1: Big Lebowski thing happened, And I'm gaining the exact same
- 34:43Speaker 1: vibes with the Zoos thing. Yeah, which is so sad
- 34:46Speaker 1: because I saw the Big Lebowski ad it was okay.
- 34:49Speaker 1: It would have been better if I didn't know it
- 34:51Speaker 1: was coming because there was too much build up for
- 34:53Speaker 1: a mediocre commercial. Yeah, I agree. I still maintained super
- 34:58Speaker 1: Bowl commercials need to be complete surprise. Yeah. I also
- 35:03Speaker 1: like the ones that end up uh playing with each other,
- 35:07Speaker 1: Like when you see an ad later in the game
- 35:10Speaker 1: that references, especially if it's two different things, like if
- 35:13Speaker 1: it's for two different products or companies or whatever. But
- 35:16Speaker 1: when a later ad reference is an earlier ad, I'm
- 35:20Speaker 1: like well, that's cute. I like that, but I don't
- 35:22Speaker 1: need it. I don't need posters and trailers for an
- 35:25Speaker 1: ad like I don't even I mean, I don't even
- 35:29Speaker 1: watch TV anymore. I hardly ever see ads anymore anyway,
- 35:32Speaker 1: unless I'm seeking them out, so I don't really care.
- 35:36Speaker 1: I will watch the super Bowl, and I will watch
- 35:38Speaker 1: the commercials, and I will watch the halftime show. So yep,
- 35:43Speaker 1: that's where we part ways. I will I will be
- 35:46Speaker 1: watching I don't know, probably Community or something, Keeper, peace Maker, Trapper,
- 35:53Speaker 1: Trapper Keeper, trapper Keeper. Yeah. So so let's give a
- 35:57Speaker 1: quick rundown on these properties. Though. Hercules obviously a mythic figure, uh,
- 36:05Speaker 1: son of Zeus has He's a demigod, He's got incredible strength. Uh.
- 36:11Speaker 1: There are lots of different legends about him. There's obviously
- 36:14Speaker 1: the Disney film that's loosely based Yeah, very loosely based
- 36:20Speaker 1: off the legends of Hercules. They really make you like
- 36:24Speaker 1: the Hercules megaa pairing, but spoiler alert, folks, things do
- 36:31Speaker 1: not end well if you keep reading them the myths.
- 36:34Speaker 1: Um So anyway, side note, I was so upset that
- 36:38Speaker 1: they were to party. They were so loose on the
- 36:40Speaker 1: Hercules because I loved Greek mythology as as a school child. Um,
- 36:45Speaker 1: I was so upset with how loosely based it was
- 36:48Speaker 1: on Hercules that I did not watch that movie till
- 36:50Speaker 1: I was an adult. I really like that movie though,
- 36:54Speaker 1: and yes it is. I really like the music. Yeah, well,
- 36:59Speaker 1: I mean it's another like it came out of the
- 37:03Speaker 1: Ashman Lincoln era, although well it's after the Ashman mincl era,
- 37:08Speaker 1: but you still had, you know, one half of the
- 37:11Speaker 1: team working on that one. And um, yeah, I think
- 37:14Speaker 1: the music is great. I think the cartoons very entertaining.
- 37:16Speaker 1: I think it's one of the more uh forgotten about
- 37:20Speaker 1: Disney movies, right up there with like The Emperor's New Groove.
- 37:23Speaker 1: It's one of those that, you know, the people who
- 37:25Speaker 1: love it, they really love it, and then everyone else
- 37:27Speaker 1: is like, oh, yeah, that existed. But but you know,
- 37:30Speaker 1: Disney always takes an enormous departure from source material to
- 37:36Speaker 1: tell their version of these stories, right Ariel, Yes, no,
- 37:40Speaker 1: I'm aware. I've also not seen The Emperor's New Groove yet.
- 37:43Speaker 1: Um wow, you gotta watch that. It's It's It's again.
- 37:49Speaker 1: It's one of like I haven't seen up, I haven't
- 37:50Speaker 1: seen Emperor's New Groove. I haven't seen Nightmare before Christmas.
- 37:53Speaker 1: There are certain ones that I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna
- 37:54Speaker 1: watch it, and then they're so built up for me
- 37:56Speaker 1: that I just I lose interest. I know I need
- 37:59Speaker 1: to watch it. Yeah, I think I think you'll be
- 38:02Speaker 1: entertained by it. I'm not going to call it the Grace.
- 38:04Speaker 1: It's it's a very strange Disney movie because it's so zany,
- 38:10Speaker 1: much more zany than your typical mainstream Disney animated feature is. Yeah,
- 38:16Speaker 1: I will watch it, even if it's just so that
- 38:17Speaker 1: I can communicate with some of our friends who love
- 38:19Speaker 1: it and put references in every other sentence about it.
- 38:24Speaker 1: Um Uh, I can context clue most of them. Um.
- 38:28Speaker 1: The other the other property is Fraggle Rock. It's at
- 38:30Speaker 1: Jim Henson show that is very old that is getting
- 38:33Speaker 1: a resurgence. Jordan Joseph Gordon Levitt was working on it
- 38:36Speaker 1: at one point. Um, he's not involved in the current property.
- 38:41Speaker 1: It's about a bunch of these creatures called Fraggles that
- 38:43Speaker 1: live underground that dancer cares away worries for another day,
- 38:46Speaker 1: except for, of course, they do have worries. Because all
- 38:48Speaker 1: shows need conflict. They eat radishes, which they steal from
- 38:51Speaker 1: the gorg's which live above ground. Um. They have a
- 38:55Speaker 1: wise sage called Madam Trash. I guess Marjorie trash heap.
- 38:59Speaker 1: I thought Madam trash heat, but apparently it's not um.
- 39:03Speaker 1: And there are these other creatures that they also destroyed
- 39:07Speaker 1: the livelihood of, called the dousers. So these fraggles destroyed
- 39:12Speaker 1: deuser hard work in engineering, and they also eat the
- 39:17Speaker 1: thing that keep the gorgs from disappearing. So they're kind
- 39:21Speaker 1: of pests. Yeah, but but I mean for the users,
- 39:26Speaker 1: it's actually unnecessary. It turns out, like the stories essentially
- 39:30Speaker 1: tell you that Fraggles, Gorgs, and users all are interdependent
- 39:34Speaker 1: upon each other, and if any one of those entities
- 39:38Speaker 1: were to go away, the other two would suffer. And
- 39:42Speaker 1: in fact, there's an entire episode about what happens when
- 39:44Speaker 1: the fraggles stopped eating user construction, which is made out
- 39:48Speaker 1: of a material that comes from radishes. So we are
- 39:53Speaker 1: mashing up Hercules and fraggle rock. Um, why who do
- 39:59Speaker 1: you want to go first? I can do it, um. Okay,
- 40:03Speaker 1: this is called Hercules and Mount trash Olympus. Once upon
- 40:06Speaker 1: a time to Gorgs of Mount trash Olympus get it,
- 40:10Speaker 1: God whom they're subjects called Mot and Paw had a
- 40:15Speaker 1: most unusual baby. You see, this baby had the strength
- 40:18Speaker 1: of a Gorgon, but it looks like a fraggle. The
- 40:21Speaker 1: gorgons arch nemesis gorks Gorge is the plural of Gorg's
- 40:27Speaker 1: arch nemesis. You see. Ever since the Fraggles had invaded
- 40:31Speaker 1: the gors land, the Gors had begun to disappear. But
- 40:35Speaker 1: despite the gors general dislike of fraggles, they love their
- 40:38Speaker 1: little baby and they named him Hercules. However, the Gorgs
- 40:41Speaker 1: of Mount trash Olympus had another child, Hate These. Well.
- 40:46Speaker 1: His real name was actually Junior Gorg, but he always
- 40:48Speaker 1: yelled so much about how he hated these darn fraggles.
- 40:51Speaker 1: Whenever he saw one that he got the nickname Hate These,
- 40:54Speaker 1: and Hate These would often pot plot with his two
- 40:56Speaker 1: Hedgehrats fillowing Gunge to just suppose of Hercules, including trying
- 41:02Speaker 1: to sell him to a conman named the Wander mc
- 41:04Speaker 1: named Wander mcmooch in exchange for some magic beans or something.
- 41:09Speaker 1: But Junior Hate These was never successful and he was
- 41:13Speaker 1: always stopped by Mom pap However, Mom pau knew that
- 41:15Speaker 1: Junior Say was too strong for Hercules to remain safe,
- 41:18Speaker 1: so they sent him away from Mount trash Olympus to
- 41:20Speaker 1: live with the Fraggles. The Fraggles were also suspicious of
- 41:24Speaker 1: this newcomer who looked like them but was from the
- 41:26Speaker 1: realm of the Gorg's, so Hercules had to prove himself
- 41:29Speaker 1: to be accepted. He was set to a plethora of
- 41:32Speaker 1: well Herculean tasks. Red made him convince a blue dragon
- 41:38Speaker 1: to give him three golden apples. Boober made him clean
- 41:41Speaker 1: the home of a creature called the Beastie. Wembley had
- 41:43Speaker 1: Hercules capture and bring back a tree creature as a pet,
- 41:46Speaker 1: and he had to subdue a grown poison cackler. He
- 41:49Speaker 1: even had to obtain the girder of Chief Duce Polita,
- 41:53Speaker 1: and the list went on and on. All the while
- 41:55Speaker 1: the Fraggles would dancer cares away, leaving their worries for
- 41:58Speaker 1: poor Hercules. Hercule lease longed for his home, so one day,
- 42:02Speaker 1: in a lull between his tasks, he ventured to Mount
- 42:04Speaker 1: trash Olympus, who all of a sudden sprang to life
- 42:07Speaker 1: via hercules Is tears of sorrow and gave Hercules on
- 42:10Speaker 1: advice on how to make peace with both the Fraggles
- 42:12Speaker 1: and Junior, which he did, and he was able to
- 42:15Speaker 1: live happily ever after in both worlds and bring peace
- 42:18Speaker 1: between the Fraggles and the Gorgs. And I can't tell
- 42:21Speaker 1: you what that advice was because this is a tale
- 42:24Speaker 1: from ancient tresh Lympus and that knowledge has been lost.
- 42:29Speaker 1: The end fitting Okay, well, I'm gonna just launch right
- 42:36Speaker 1: into mine. Uh it's called hercule Rock huh or maybe
- 42:43Speaker 1: I don't know, but here we go. Red Fraggle has
- 42:47Speaker 1: a problem, But that's not really what I want to
- 42:49Speaker 1: focus on right now. Let's just say Red has been
- 42:53Speaker 1: procrastinating all week and she still needs to put in
- 42:55Speaker 1: her thirty minutes of work to pull her weight. By
- 42:58Speaker 1: the way, thirty minutes is how much work the average
- 43:01Speaker 1: Fraggle has to do in a week. But Red's totally
- 43:04Speaker 1: enthusiastic about the idea of of doing work, and she's
- 43:08Speaker 1: eagerly looking at any excuse to put it off. Meanwhile,
- 43:12Speaker 1: Gobo gets a postcard from his uncle traveling Matt, and
- 43:15Speaker 1: he starts to read it as we get a cross
- 43:17Speaker 1: baide where we see Traveling Matt acting out the things
- 43:20Speaker 1: he describes in the postcard. Dear Nephew, Gobo, I have
- 43:25Speaker 1: been a particularly interesting silly creature who has taken on
- 43:28Speaker 1: quite a few odd jobs. He is called Hercules, or
- 43:33Speaker 1: maybe Heracles, I'm not certain. There seems to be some
- 43:36Speaker 1: disagreement on the matter, but this silly creature has been
- 43:40Speaker 1: told to do ten jobs for a king. First up
- 43:44Speaker 1: is defeating a very large furry creature called the Nemean lion.
- 43:49Speaker 1: I tagged along to witness the event, and let me
- 43:52Speaker 1: tell you, it was spectacular. Now, at this point, we
- 43:55Speaker 1: see Traveling Matt being chased around by a large lion
- 43:58Speaker 1: like beast. It very nearly got the best of the
- 44:02Speaker 1: silly creature, but thanks to my quick thinking, it all
- 44:05Speaker 1: turned out okay, And we see Traveling Matt trip and
- 44:08Speaker 1: then the pursuing lion trips over Traveling Matt, and then
- 44:11Speaker 1: Hercules totally beats the stuffing out of the lion. I
- 44:15Speaker 1: think it's a funny kind of job, but then these
- 44:17Speaker 1: are silly creatures. Love Traveling Matt. Then we cut back
- 44:22Speaker 1: to the main story where I don't care. Red explains
- 44:26Speaker 1: she can't get to work her work at this moment
- 44:29Speaker 1: because there's this glowing rock that she has to see
- 44:31Speaker 1: because maybe it'll stop glowing at any minute. But really
- 44:34Speaker 1: it's just an excuse so that she can, you know,
- 44:36Speaker 1: not do her work right at that moment. And some
- 44:38Speaker 1: silly fraggle stuff happens, and then we get another postcard.
- 44:42Speaker 1: My dear nephew, Gobo. The silly creature is really working
- 44:46Speaker 1: his way down his list of chores. Maybe the silly
- 44:49Speaker 1: creatures are very large relatives of the dousers, because this
- 44:52Speaker 1: one works harder than anyone I have ever met in
- 44:55Speaker 1: my life. After the fight with the Big Kitty Cat,
- 44:58Speaker 1: he was told to remove of a pest called a hydra,
- 45:02Speaker 1: and we see Traveling Matt watching Hercules do battle with
- 45:04Speaker 1: a hydra. Once again. I thought I would lend a hand,
- 45:08Speaker 1: and Traveling Matt, while moving to get a better view,
- 45:11Speaker 1: accidentally knocks over a large flaming brazier that cauterizes the
- 45:16Speaker 1: stumps of the hydra's neck, which prevents more heads from growing.
- 45:21Speaker 1: For some reason, the silly Creature's boss was unhappy that
- 45:24Speaker 1: I had joined in, and he told the Silly creature
- 45:27Speaker 1: that this job wouldn't count and he would have to
- 45:29Speaker 1: do another job at its place. I am amazed at
- 45:32Speaker 1: this silly creature's determination to get the job done. I
- 45:36Speaker 1: wonder what inspired his work ethic Love Traveling Matt. Then
- 45:41Speaker 1: we go back to the Fraggle story, where we see
- 45:43Speaker 1: some of the Fraggles debating on whether or not they
- 45:45Speaker 1: should help Red out with her workload. Boober is dead
- 45:49Speaker 1: set against it, but Wimbley is not so sure. Gobo
- 45:52Speaker 1: doesn't feel right about helping Red shirt her duties, and
- 45:55Speaker 1: then we get another postcard. My dear neview Gobo. So
- 46:00Speaker 1: much has happened in the last few days. My friend,
- 46:03Speaker 1: the silly creature with different names, caught a couple of
- 46:06Speaker 1: very large but very different furry creatures. Then his boss
- 46:10Speaker 1: told him that he needed to clean a long building
- 46:12Speaker 1: filled with stinky furry creatures and they're very very stinky.
- 46:16Speaker 1: Boop poops. My silly creature friend did something really clever.
- 46:21Speaker 1: He changed the course of a river to flow through
- 46:23Speaker 1: the structure. This cleaned everything out very quickly, but his
- 46:27Speaker 1: boss was again upset, saying the water did all the work.
- 46:30Speaker 1: These silly creatures really get hung up on their details.
- 46:34Speaker 1: Love Traveling bat Okay, So in the main storyline at
- 46:38Speaker 1: this point, Red is pretending she can't do the work
- 46:40Speaker 1: because she's sick. This concerns her friends, who are all
- 46:44Speaker 1: worried about Red's health, and they tell her they will
- 46:46Speaker 1: cover her workload for her. But they also reveal they
- 46:49Speaker 1: retrieved some medicine from the gore garden Bread terrified that
- 46:55Speaker 1: she might have to drink icky medicine has a miraculous recovery.
- 46:59Speaker 1: But if she's well now, doesn't that mean she can
- 47:02Speaker 1: do her own work. Before we get that answer, we
- 47:04Speaker 1: get another postcard. Dear Nephew Gobo, I have left my
- 47:08Speaker 1: friend the Silly Creature behind. He still has a few
- 47:11Speaker 1: jobs on his to do list, but after watching him,
- 47:14Speaker 1: I find myself exhausted. He has literally moved a river.
- 47:18Speaker 1: He has captured yet more furry creatures, and most recently,
- 47:22Speaker 1: he stole a woman's belt and we see Hercules running
- 47:25Speaker 1: off with the girdle Hippo Hippolita, and Hippolita is chasing
- 47:29Speaker 1: after him, yelling something in Greek. Well, the Silly Creature
- 47:32Speaker 1: is a hard worker and seems determined to complete every
- 47:35Speaker 1: job given to him. I am not sure the jobs
- 47:38Speaker 1: make much sense. The silly creatures say a job worth
- 47:41Speaker 1: doing is worth doing well? But what is a job
- 47:44Speaker 1: not worth doing worth These are the kind of questions
- 47:48Speaker 1: I hope to answer in my travels. I hope that
- 47:50Speaker 1: you are well love traveling Matt, And our episode ends
- 47:54Speaker 1: with Red actually putting in her whole half hour of
- 47:57Speaker 1: work for the week all at once, and then lapsing
- 48:00Speaker 1: in exhaustion, but feeling better about herself the end. That
- 48:06Speaker 1: was delightful and a way better mashup than mine, Like
- 48:09Speaker 1: it made sense as opposed to me, like taking really
- 48:12Speaker 1: deep cut said, if you only know Fraggle Rock, you
- 48:14Speaker 1: might vaguely get um well, I structured mind kind of
- 48:22Speaker 1: like a Fraggle Rock episode in that most episodes there
- 48:25Speaker 1: is some point where the Fraggles learned some sort of
- 48:29Speaker 1: lesson and it ties in with whatever traveling Matt was
- 48:32Speaker 1: doing at the same time. So that was that was
- 48:34Speaker 1: my inspiration there. And of course the Labors of Hercules
- 48:37Speaker 1: obviously that had to be just like you referenced the
- 48:40Speaker 1: Labors of Hercules, that had to be part of the mashup. Yes,
- 48:44Speaker 1: And I feel like, really the moral of the stories
- 48:47Speaker 1: that I need to get Apple TV so I can
- 48:50Speaker 1: watch the new Fraggle Rock series. So I can be
- 48:52Speaker 1: better at Fraggle Rock bashups. Yes, I need to watch
- 48:56Speaker 1: it too. I need to watch it too. I've only
- 48:58Speaker 1: seen I've only seen the original series. I've never watched
- 49:00Speaker 1: the cartoon, and I haven't seen the shorts that were
- 49:03Speaker 1: released like a couple of years ago. So I haven't
- 49:05Speaker 1: seen the shorts. I did watch the cartoon. You're not
- 49:07Speaker 1: missing a whole lot there. Like it, it loses something
- 49:10Speaker 1: in animation. I would say, well, we don't want to
- 49:14Speaker 1: lose your ideas, dear listeners. So if you have suggestions
- 49:18Speaker 1: for mash ups that we can do, maybe you have
- 49:20Speaker 1: your own Hercules Fraggle Rock idea that you want to
- 49:23Speaker 1: pitch to us, or you know there's just something else
- 49:26Speaker 1: you want to ask us about. You can send us
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- 49:30Speaker 1: C at I Heart media dot com. Yes, you can
- 49:34Speaker 1: also reach us on social media on Twitter where ll
- 49:36Speaker 1: n C Underscore podcast in on Instagram and Facebook. We're
- 49:39Speaker 1: large and or drunk a lighter. You know, we love
- 49:42Speaker 1: to hear anything you have to say to us. From
- 49:43Speaker 1: a quick high to your wrong about incredible it turtles,
- 49:47Speaker 1: it was incredible, And I said, you're wrong about the Incredibles.
- 49:49Speaker 1: But I think Jonathan and I both really liked that,
- 49:51Speaker 1: So yes, please please write us. We would love to
- 49:54Speaker 1: hear from you. Uh, and you know we we've been
- 49:57Speaker 1: getting some great messages. I mean obviously that's what spawned
- 50:00Speaker 1: us talking about Eternals. Maybe next week we can talk
- 50:02Speaker 1: about peace Maker. I almost did the same thinges even Yeah,
- 50:11Speaker 1: I mean it's it's an easy mistake to make, So
- 50:13Speaker 1: we'll hopefully be able to touch on that next week.
- 50:16Speaker 1: We will talk about it first of all, before we
- 50:19Speaker 1: even say anything else about it. I think I can
- 50:22Speaker 1: I can put that forward as having one of the
- 50:25Speaker 1: best opening credits sequences of any TV show I've ever seen. Yes,
- 50:32Speaker 1: it is a good opening sequence, and I there are
- 50:34Speaker 1: some parallels to it with Eternals, but we'll get into
- 50:37Speaker 1: that when we talk about it. Yes, and until next time,
- 50:41Speaker 1: I'm Jonathan is it's still going Strickland, and I'm Ariel
- 50:48Speaker 1: worries for another day casting Yeah, mhm h m hm hm.
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