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Country Grammar Stories for Nelly tix 2 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_02: We are testing your country grammar today for Nelly tickets, and I just have to say I am highly, highly impressed.
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  SPEAKER_02: You guys are hilarious.
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  SPEAKER_02: This has been I Wait do you hear the next batch of these?
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  SPEAKER_02: Because here's the way we're doing it.
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  SPEAKER_02: We've got four different phrases, words you have to use in the story you're gonna tell us.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh, you wanna give the words real quick?
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_03: Fixin, cow, mama, and Dolly Parton.
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  SPEAKER_02: All part of country grammar, right?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now here's the thing with this.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_02: We said we will not accept anything other than an audio message via our apps.
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  SPEAKER_02: So whether it's Wink106, Twin Tears Magic, My Radio Jams, there's a microphone right next to where you would normally text us, and you record your thing.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now, some of you have gotten way creative, even throwing in a little southern drawl.
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  SPEAKER_03: That beautiful southern accent is just that was my biscuits.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not sure what light my biscuits is.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't I don't know what you're doing.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right, let me let me play the first one.
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  SPEAKER_03: We are gonna have to give away more than one pair.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's just it is what it is.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh, because you guys are so good.
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  SPEAKER_03: 8435.
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  SPEAKER_03: We're gonna start out with a guy this time.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, Mama was fixing supper when the cow got loose and ran straight through the yard.
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  SPEAKER_00: I grabbed my boots and chased after it while mama yelled, catch that cow.
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  SPEAKER_00: Somehow we ended up dancing around the barn like Dolly Parton was playing live.
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  SPEAKER_00: That cow just stood there staring at us like we completely lost our minds.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's adorable.
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  SPEAKER_03: It was well played.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay, this next one is 9380.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_05: I'm fixing to go to this Nelly concert one way or another.
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  SPEAKER_05: I might hit a cow on the way through.
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  SPEAKER_05: You know it is the 607.
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  SPEAKER_05: But Dolly Parton's gonna be there one way or another, too.
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  SPEAKER_05: Because I'll be singing Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, the whole way there in the little country grammar.
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  SPEAKER_05: Oh that's it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Why is it when someone drops the area code, it makes me chuckle every time?
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I love it.
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  SPEAKER_03: I love it.
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  SPEAKER_02: You're in the 607 or the 570?
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  SPEAKER_02: Me too.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh god.
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  SPEAKER_03: Here you go.
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  SPEAKER_06: Y'all, my mama told me that my Catawump's cow wasn't producing any more milk.
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  SPEAKER_06: And I was gonna have to get my big girl britches on, get down to the stables, and find me a man that would get me a new cow.
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  SPEAKER_06: I'm fixing to have to get gussied up, looking like a dally pot and son of a gun, and find me a man that would give me enough money to get me a new cow.
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  SPEAKER_06: That's what mama said what she did.
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  SPEAKER_06: It worked for her, so it'll work for me.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's cute.
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  SPEAKER_06: That was cute, yes.
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  SPEAKER_03: That person also is in as a guest, so you're gonna have to re-log in.
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  SPEAKER_03: But you got all four of them in then.
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  SPEAKER_03: That was good.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes, okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: Another guest one.
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  SPEAKER_03: Gotta log in.
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  SPEAKER_07: I got up this morning and I went outside because I was fixing to do my chores, because every morning I gotta do my chores, and one of them is I gotta go outside and I gotta milk the cow.
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  SPEAKER_07: Cause uh, well, I gotta get the cow milk in the morning because I eat it in my cereal, and I really like that.
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  SPEAKER_07: So when I went outside to milk the cow, my mama opened the door, she slammed it open, and she said, Dolly Putin died.
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  SPEAKER_07: And I said, What?
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  SPEAKER_07: And oh no, oh my god, it's hooks and to get the cow milk.
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  SPEAKER_07: And mama said, Dolly Putton, I know.
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  SPEAKER_07: I don't know what to do.
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  SPEAKER_02: Um, that is the best female Barack Obama impression I've ever heard.
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  SPEAKER_02: Barack Obama.
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  SPEAKER_03: I was also thinking, are we in gone with the wind?
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  SPEAKER_03: Come on over, Michelle.
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  SPEAKER_03: Is this slave times?
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  SPEAKER_03: This is from Taylor.
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  SPEAKER_01: Mama was fixing to fry some chicken when a cow busted through the screen door like she paid the mortgage.
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  SPEAKER_01: Mama grabbed her flip pop and hollered, not today, Satan.
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  SPEAKER_01: That cow took off through the kitchen, knocked over the sweet tea, and somehow turned on Dolly Parton.
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  SPEAKER_01: Nine to five started blasting.
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  SPEAKER_01: Mama stopped dead in her tracks, looked at that cow and said, Well, bless your heart.
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  SPEAKER_01: You got good taste.
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  SPEAKER_01: When the cow crapped on the rug, mama said, Never mind, you'll fix it to become hamburger.
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  SPEAKER_03: First of all, that was an actual story.
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  SPEAKER_03: Sweet tea.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, like you pay the mortgage.
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  SPEAKER_03: That one was one of my favorites.
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  SPEAKER_02: That was excellent.
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  SPEAKER_03: Between Taylor and Jenny, I So far I think those two are guaranteed tickets.
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  SPEAKER_02: We just gotta figure out where we're putting them.
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  SPEAKER_02: But there's more.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hold on.
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  SPEAKER_02: There's I think we're we got we're busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest with this.
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  SPEAKER_02: So let's keep going.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh this one is uh I'll just give your part of your username because I don't see your your phone number.
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  SPEAKER_03: TIS TISK.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh looks like TIS TI.
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  SPEAKER_03: TIS TISK.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh SD 118-2003.
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  SPEAKER_08: I was fixing to enjoy a quiet morning sipping my coffee when Mama hollered that the cow had escaped again.
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  SPEAKER_08: I chased that thing down the road in my slippers.
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  SPEAKER_08: While mama yelled directions like Dolly Parton had a roadie yoke.
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  SPEAKER_08: The cow finally stopped.
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  SPEAKER_08: Looked at me like I owed it money.
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  SPEAKER_08: And walked on home, honey.
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  SPEAKER_08: Bless its heart.
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  SPEAKER_03: I also love with a bless his heart.
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  SPEAKER_03: That that one almost will always get me.
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  SPEAKER_03: Um, hold on a second.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let me refresh because there's just so many.
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  SPEAKER_02: They just keep coming.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_03: Alright, uh, here we go.
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  SPEAKER_04: When I was a little girl back on the farm, my daddy used to let me name the cows.
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  SPEAKER_04: And I named one after Dolly Parton.
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  SPEAKER_04: I remember one night we were sitting in the kitchen.
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  SPEAKER_04: Mom's getting ready for dinner.
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  SPEAKER_04: Daddy says, Girl, go on out there and get me that cow.
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  SPEAKER_04: I'm fixing for a hamburger.
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  SPEAKER_04: I said, Mama, I ain't eating Dolly Parton for dinner.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_04: We damn sure did eat Dolly Parton for dinner.
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_02: The cow's name was Dolly Parton.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, that was great.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, and I love Merle.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, Merle, thank you.
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  SPEAKER_02: I honestly have to tell you that really was great.
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  SPEAKER_02: Merle, and it took a second.
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  SPEAKER_02: I wasn't expecting that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I'm crying.
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  SPEAKER_02: Merle.
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  SPEAKER_03: I couldn't eat Dolly Parton for dinner either.
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  SPEAKER_02: And then we did.
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  SPEAKER_02: Merle's great because at this point now, even other people are pumping in their votes for who should win.
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  SPEAKER_02: Number two, and the lady uh in the uh North 40.
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  SPEAKER_02: That lady with the North 40 was a good one.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Both winners.
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  SPEAKER_02: Number two, so deserves four tickets uh sitting with you guys.
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  SPEAKER_02: The North 40 deserves four tickets to creative.
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  SPEAKER_02: Number two ran with it all the way to Wally.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_02: I gotta tell you guys, this tough.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right, so here's what we're gonna- We were originally just gonna do a pair of tickets.
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  SPEAKER_02: The reality to it is we are gonna do multiple pairs of tickets.
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  SPEAKER_02: The big one is we've gotta figure out who is gonna go gold circle with us because that's you are getting some serious VIP at that point.
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_02: Do you want me to do you wanna just see one last batch that comes in, if any, and then we'll decide?
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, that works.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's this is not gonna be easy.
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  SPEAKER_02: No.