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Chris Franjola, Sydney Sweeney's Drama, & Fixing Meghan Markle · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
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  Speaker 1: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
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  Speaker 1: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
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  Speaker 1: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
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  Speaker 1: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
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  Speaker 2: So easy.
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  Speaker 1: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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  Speaker 1: Sacred Serial Data and Serial Sister.
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: Today is your favorite because I have your favorite. The funny, tall,
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  Speaker 2: half Irish, half Italian model from New York turned funny man,
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  Speaker 2: now dedicated father and husband living just south of the
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  Speaker 2: boulevard where bears are becoming your neighbors in the town
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  Speaker 2: of Tarzana. Welcome back, Chris Frangiola to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you very much for having me. Happy to be back.
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  Speaker 3: Speaking of Tarzana, I found out yesterday that, you know,
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  Speaker 3: Bahad Behavi, Bad Baby?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: She was that Catch Me Outside girl?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: She's selling her home. I see a real estate thing, $ 5. 5
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  Speaker 3: million house in Tarzana. And then I look at the picture,
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  Speaker 3: and she is my neighbor. She literally lives right behind me.
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  Speaker 3: I saw the house, and I'm like, wait, that's the
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  Speaker 3: house right behind me. We share like a fence, right? Wow.
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  Speaker 2: But you've never heard any crazy parties or anything?
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  Speaker 3: Actually, it's one of those homes where there's never anybody there.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I also just feel like a girl like that. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: she's not a rapper. She's a girl who's.
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  Speaker 3: Making- You never heard Gucci Slides? That's one of her songs.
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  Speaker 3: Gucci Slides.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? It's not like she would
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  Speaker 2: have wild parties.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Like, I'm sure she's just like, I am making my
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  Speaker 2: coin and I'm making my money and I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: do this for as long as I can do it. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know if she really owns the house.
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  Speaker 3: It's one of those homes that are just, there's never
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  Speaker 3: anyone in it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: But it's been sitting for like four years.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, she could have been a rancher.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she just comes and goes. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: But there was surveillance camera of a house like in
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  Speaker 2: your neighborhood.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Where an average dad like you Yeah. gave it to
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  Speaker 2: like KTLA and it is a bear like walking in
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  Speaker 2: his driveway.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then a coyote is like, what the fuck? And
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  Speaker 2: they were like featured together.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah i know it's got my daughter freaked out she's
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  Speaker 3: like there are bears everywhere now she's freaking out any
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  Speaker 3: noise we hear in the backyard she's like there's a
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  Speaker 3: bear i'm like that's not a bear that's the catch
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  Speaker 3: me outside girl uh yeah so it's wild oh.
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  Speaker 2: My god so yeah we have a lot to catch
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  Speaker 2: up on and get into yeah let's do it right
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  Speaker 2: before you came some breaking news happened In the true
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  Speaker 2: crime world, but we discussed it last time you were here.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And that is Lindsay Clancy.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Who was accused of ending the lives of her three kids.
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  Speaker 2: There was a mistrial.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Only one juror didn't agree with the rest that she
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  Speaker 2: should be found innocent. No, sorry. Innocent or guilty by
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  Speaker 2: reason of insanity. Sorry. Guilty by reason of insanity. Meaning
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  Speaker 2: she would spend time in a mental hospital until deemed okay.
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  Speaker 2: but not a prison. One lone juror held out. I've
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  Speaker 2: heard different things about him, but one is he is
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  Speaker 2: a black man.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Whose side that makes people happier, but I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: But they brought it up that they know this. I
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  Speaker 2: also heard that he was Catholic. Some people really like
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  Speaker 2: that too. I don't know. A lot of people didn't
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  Speaker 2: like that I ever shared the 75 things that didn't
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  Speaker 2: make sense in this case, which was not investigated properly,
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  Speaker 2: which were not asked properly or were not, or did
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  Speaker 2: not make sense in the trial regarding Patrick Clancy's story.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So people are like, leave Patrick alone. You're going to
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  Speaker 2: get sued. I'm like, Hey, I'm just saying like a
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  Speaker 2: lot of things. He, is married to a woman who
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  Speaker 2: looks just like Lindsay.
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  Speaker 3: A new wife, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She's pregnant. Oh. We know that now.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And he is, I just saw on my phone, 60
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  Speaker 2: Minutes doing one of those sitting down.
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 2: Is his mic on? Am I ready? Yeah. And he's
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  Speaker 2: doing an interview. I didn't know if it was going
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  Speaker 2: to be, you know, Call Her Daddy, Theo Vaughn. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know who it was going to be. I didn't
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  Speaker 2: know it was going.
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  Speaker 3: To be Amy Poehler making light of it.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's 60 minutes.
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  Speaker 3: Old school, going old school. That's fine.
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  Speaker 2: Going legit. And so it'll be really interesting. And of course,
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  Speaker 2: we're going to watch. Some people are wondering, could he
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  Speaker 2: be getting paid for this? I don't know what the
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  Speaker 2: rules are. In TV interviews, you don't get paid. But anybody,
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  Speaker 2: you know, so I would say no. I would say
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  Speaker 2: they chose this because his attorneys have a say in
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  Speaker 2: what is going to be asked and everything. Yeah. But, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, will you want to hear from him?
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  Speaker 3: Is this Sunday on 60 Minutes? Is it coming up
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  Speaker 3: or is it down the road?
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  Speaker 2: All I saw is just 60 Minutes.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I would think it would be this Sunday. Yeah. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: people already, I already said I wasn't going to talk
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  Speaker 2: about it again because everyone was yelling at me to
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  Speaker 2: stop talking about it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then other people were being like, why can't she
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  Speaker 2: talk about it? Because she doesn't know what she's talking about.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, right. I mentioned it once on my podcast, and
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  Speaker 3: people tore me apart. Like, you're stupid. You know nothing.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, I admitted I know nothing. I just figured
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  Speaker 3: I would talk about it because everyone else was.
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  Speaker 2: Again, why can't we talk about what is being discussed
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  Speaker 2: and what's compelling, what's not, what's interesting? I'm like, if
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  Speaker 2: we can't talk about it, I'm sorry. It was a
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  Speaker 2: major trial on Court TV. Do you not remember the
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  Speaker 2: OJ trial?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: People talked about it.
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  Speaker 3: Right, right.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, there's a thing on OJ that we
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  Speaker 2: just watched on.
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  Speaker 2: I think like HBO or something. And it was that
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  Speaker 2: in 2006 they made a prank show. Oh, yeah. Called Juiced. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's shocking that that was actually made. I've seen clips
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  Speaker 3: of it.
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  Speaker 2: It never was seen.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It was going to be like a DVD or something.
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  Speaker 2: Either it was going to be on TV, or they
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  Speaker 2: were going to make it that you could buy it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like Punk'd with OJ. With OJ. You've
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  Speaker 3: been juiced. Yeah, but they were doing sketches where he
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  Speaker 3: was breaking into their homes and stuff. Yes. Yeah, about
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  Speaker 3: to murder them. Like, that was the bitch.
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  Speaker 2: He goes and he sells, he brings the Bronco. It's
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  Speaker 2: his idea. He's a writer. And, you know, he's done
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  Speaker 2: a lot of comedy. And this is why everyone loved him. Right. O.J.,
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  Speaker 2: nicest guy in the world. Every busboy in Beverly Hills
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  Speaker 2: loved him. Tipped the caddies the best at the Riviera
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  Speaker 2: Country Club. Just laughing, fun, you know. Gave his father-in-law,
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  Speaker 2: helped him get a Hertz Rent-A-Car business going. Before he
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  Speaker 2: killed the daughter. Yeah. Why are you mad? I got
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  Speaker 2: you hurts. Anyway.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So he, um, what you, so it's, you know, it
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  Speaker 2: just goes through it, goes through the people that worked
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  Speaker 2: on it. And what I really, the big message I
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  Speaker 2: got from it in watching the whole thing from 2006
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  Speaker 2: or five or whenever they did it is Hollywood. Anyone
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  Speaker 2: will do anything in Hollywood because the, unlike Hollywood, doing
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  Speaker 2: any other business it's always a dangle of like this
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  Speaker 2: could lead to something could be a hit yeah it
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  Speaker 2: could be a hit it could lead to something more
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  Speaker 2: you want to do a sketch with oj i know
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  Speaker 2: that he killed two people but i don't know i
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  Speaker 2: need an agent i need to have the footing like
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  Speaker 2: every single thing you want to work with uh you
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  Speaker 2: know harvey weinstein i know he's like done horrible things
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  Speaker 2: for a bunch of women but i just won't be
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  Speaker 2: left alone with them and i need the business so
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  Speaker 2: it's like That's what I got from it. That no
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  Speaker 2: matter what... Did you ever.
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  Speaker 3: Watch that TV show with Ricky Gervais called Extras? It
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  Speaker 3: was on HBO. It's such a funny show about Hollywood and... Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: At one point, his career, he'd get big and then
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  Speaker 3: he gets, you know, his career goes down the tubes
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  Speaker 3: and he's on this show, like one of those shows
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  Speaker 3: where there's a bunch of people in a house together, celebrities.
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  Speaker 3: And at one point, some woman comes in and he goes,
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  Speaker 3: why is she a celebrity? And the woman goes, oh,
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  Speaker 3: she murdered her family.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's true.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, from.
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  Speaker 2: I mean... Any, and people glob onto anybody if they
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  Speaker 2: think that they can help them. So it's like, remember
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  Speaker 2: Long Island, wait, Long Island.
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  Speaker 3: Amy Fisher.
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  Speaker 2: Amy Fisher. When he came out here, the husband.
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  Speaker 3: Joe Buttafuoco.
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  Speaker 2: Joe Buttafuoco. He was always like at the comedy store
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  Speaker 2: and they wanted to do stuff with him. And I
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  Speaker 2: want to think he did like celebrity, like there's the
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  Speaker 2: producers too that are just like, I just gotta latch
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  Speaker 2: onto anything, because I'm not very talented, so let me
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  Speaker 2: work with OJ Simpson. And let me play along with
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  Speaker 2: his ego. And you think there's gonna be this moment
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  Speaker 2: where he admits to it in this four-part thing. He
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  Speaker 2: doesn't admit to anything. you know, just makes like the
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  Speaker 2: same joke. So he's selling, he goes, I have an idea.
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  Speaker 2: Why don't you put me on a, a used car?
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, they were going to do a used car thing.
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  Speaker 2: He's going to sell you a used car. And then
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  Speaker 2: it was his idea to say, get the exact Bronco
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  Speaker 2: here and let me sell it to these people.
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  Speaker 3: White Bronco.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So he sells the white, like he's like, ha ha,
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  Speaker 2: this Bronco will help you get away fast. And yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, it's so amazing. Cause I'm like, you were
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  Speaker 2: in the white Bronco with a gun to your head
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  Speaker 2: while your best friend drove the car. And you wanted
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  Speaker 2: the world to think that you were doing that because
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  Speaker 2: you were so depressed that your ex-wife, who you were
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  Speaker 2: divorcing while you had another girlfriend, was murdered that you
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  Speaker 2: too now have to kill yourself. Or you killed her
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  Speaker 2: and we're going to find out, which is what we thought.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm like, it's just, you know, and then there's
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  Speaker 2: this other guy on there that just is like, he
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  Speaker 2: does the tell-all article. Like he's writing notes every day
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  Speaker 2: because he's like one of the sketch players that's in everything.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like undercover was such a big thing. Like I remember
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  Speaker 2: I was doing some, after my lyricist lounge show, we
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  Speaker 2: were going to do like a little pilot of like
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  Speaker 2: an undercover. And it was like the first people that
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  Speaker 2: had the glasses. Now everyone has them.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, like the camera and the glasses.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But it was like the first time. And like Howie
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  Speaker 2: Mandel was doing the cameras on like, uh, yeah, tonight
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  Speaker 2: or whatever. And so like I put on these glasses
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, you know, going to be a
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  Speaker 2: dork or what kind of a dorky girl. And I
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  Speaker 2: have this, my boyfriend who is this guy that wrote,
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  Speaker 2: was writing on it. He was black and you know,
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  Speaker 2: we both look like dorks. Okay. He looked like a
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  Speaker 2: dork too. And we go to the Denny's in Hollywood
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  Speaker 2: and I have a fake belly and we're like, we're
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  Speaker 2: really excited. We're going to the courthouse to get married.
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  Speaker 2: And the waitress is like, okay, whatever. And then I
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  Speaker 2: go to the bathroom and he's like, I can't do this.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to leave.
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  Speaker 3: You know, he tells the waitress, the.
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  Speaker 2: Waitress that, can you just tell her, like, I just,
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to marry her. Like, this is not
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  Speaker 2: what I wanted. And she's just like, whatever. And he
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  Speaker 2: has the glasses on too.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then basically because it was like in Hollywood,
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  Speaker 2: this Denny's and like close to studio, she was like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not participating. This is fake. Like either you pay
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  Speaker 2: me or like, fuck it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's so great.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, That's what we should have used.
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  Speaker 2: And then I was like, I think we have to
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  Speaker 2: go to like Santa Clarita or something. I'm like, I
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  Speaker 2: think we have to get away from like Hollywood to.
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  Speaker 3: Do these things. Yeah. I, that hidden camera stuff. There's
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  Speaker 3: a lot of them now on like Instagram and TikTok.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: They go into like Walmarts and stuff and they, they
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  Speaker 3: fuck with the customers, you know?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I always feel bad. Like they're like old people and
• 12:13
  Speaker 3: they don't know anything. And they're asking them, it's, this
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  Speaker 3: is one guy. He's kind of funny. And he does
• 12:21
  Speaker 3: like gay come-ons to a lot of people. You know,
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  Speaker 3: like meet me in the bathroom. And some of them go, okay.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm like, you can't show that guy.
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  Speaker 2: It's the 2026 version, the happy version of Chris Hansen.
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  Speaker 2: It's not little kids, but it's closeted gay men at Walmart.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like closeted older gay men.
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  Speaker 2: I love that genre.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. But it's like, can you show that guy's face? Like,
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  Speaker 3: I feel like you shouldn't, but he does. And I
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  Speaker 3: don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because they say any public space that you go in,
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  Speaker 2: you are, anyone can film you. So when people say
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  Speaker 2: you can't film me, yes, they can. In America, any
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  Speaker 2: public place, it's my understanding, you get ready, you could
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  Speaker 2: be filmed.
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Because anyone has a phone, anyone has the cameras, there
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  Speaker 2: are streetlights everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So, yeah, like, you can't really bitch about that, you know? Like,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, that is so, I always like it, like,
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  Speaker 2: when they're just, I always wonder if someone, if this
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  Speaker 2: has ever happened where, you know, there's the generous guy, right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Where he goes, Hey, um, I just need a dollar
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  Speaker 2: to buy this cake for my daughter. Do you have
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  Speaker 2: a dollar? And the woman's like, um, yeah, okay. You know,
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  Speaker 2: here's a dollar. And he's like, well, here's 500, you know?
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  Speaker 2: And then she cries. I was about to, you know,
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  Speaker 2: she's just like a good person, but I'm like, I
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  Speaker 2: wonder if there's anybody else that's like, I want the 500,
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  Speaker 2: but like, I, like oh my sister 200 right I
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  Speaker 2: don't want to see I don't want her to know
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  Speaker 2: that I took this five like is there anybody that's
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  Speaker 2: like can you not like keep this like because the
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  Speaker 2: whole point is it's not out of the goodness of
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  Speaker 2: your heart it's not anonymous because you're making a whole video.
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  Speaker 3: Out of it yeah it's always like when you win
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  Speaker 3: like at a when you go to like a raffle
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  Speaker 3: or something it's for charity and half's gonna go to
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  Speaker 3: charity half's gonna go to somebody and they read the
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  Speaker 3: number it's like five thousand dollars and you win and
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  Speaker 3: then you have to kind of give it to the charity.
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  Speaker 2: But you're like oh shit Oh my God. Yeah. That's
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  Speaker 2: also when they go, hi, you know, like it's someone
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  Speaker 2: just like you, just imagine someone like you, like really
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  Speaker 2: down on your luck in, you know, you're like 75
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  Speaker 2: and somebody found that you're still like working at like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, a restaurant or something. And they're like, it's
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  Speaker 2: so sad, you know, Chris Frangiole, you know, he had
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  Speaker 2: this whole career with his whole life and now he's
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  Speaker 2: just working.
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  Speaker 5: At a restaurant.
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  Speaker 2: And then I'm like, Mr. Frangiole, And you're like, yes, dear.
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  Speaker 2: Because of the video I posted about how fucking sad
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  Speaker 2: your life was, my audience put together this. It's $ 4, 322.
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  Speaker 2: That's for you. Because the video made that much.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: I kept that. But I also got people to donate
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: for you. I made the money off the video. But
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: now all these people know that your life is really sad.
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: Here's $ 4, 300.
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: And I always feel like those people, you never see
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: the follow-up.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: They lost it all on some gambling app or something.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's just sports.
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: They go back six months later, he's working at Walmart
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: still like, I thought I did. I lost it. How
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: did you lose it?
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: I went on that Sidney Sweeney sports app.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: I looked at Sidney Sweeney's big ditch. Yeah.
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: It's just sports.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: Sports. Sports.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: Just sports. Someone was like, why is she so famous?
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: I'm like, because she apparently has real tits, but we
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: also thought Dolly Parton had real tits. We didn't know
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: that she was the first person to get a tit job,
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: just like Marilyn Monroe was the first person to get
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: a nose job. So if you're wondering if plastic surgery
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: is worth it, people, it is.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: I got news for you. The first person to get
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: a tit job was my Aunt Rozzy.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: I think she's still alive. She's 102.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: Are they still popping?
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: She had big, faint tits in like 1958. I don't
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: know what they were inside of the tuna cans or
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: something they put inside there, but they were, it was wild.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: I remember my mom telling me.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: And she still has them.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: As far as I know.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: And she's never replaced them.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: No.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: See, they always try to tell you that you need
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: to replace them like tires.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: Maybe you don't.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know. Yeah. She's 102. Lord knows what
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: they look like. Who cares?
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: You think she cares if they're leaking or it was
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: one flat?
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: No.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: She's 102.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Good for her, you know, and. She's going to look
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: great in the casket. I hope you get like a
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: nice push-up bra.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: Any day now.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is so funny. But anyway, with her, she
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: got engaged to Scooter Braun.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: I saw that.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: And apparently, what's R. Emanuel?
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah. The agent?
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: The agent, allegedly, this is like page six, met with
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: her when she was dating Scooter Braun. This is like
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: a rumored story. And she was without an agent at
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: that time, so he's trying to lure her over. And
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: he said, if you break up, if you're single, he said,
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: if you're single, we can really do a lot with
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: your career.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, okay.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Which I'm not surprised.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: That used to be in the old days.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: But no, they said this happened. And then with Ari,
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: also with Ari, he did like a podcast during the
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: whole Blake Lively, Justin Baldoni stuff.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: And kind of revealed at the time that he, they
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: were all rep at his agency. And he like said, no,
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: I like, got rid of Justin. Like I'm better friends
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: with Blake, whatever he said, he basically admitted to that.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: They took it out of the podcast. It's all legend.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: And so it just doesn't, I mean, I'm not surprised
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: that he's like that kind of open with his opinions
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: and just saying how it is, which is, you know,
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: so she does that thing, which is just smart. But also,
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: you know, she has like a weird, she has a weird,
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: different look.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: She does.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: He has like these, those eyes that are like this,
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: they're kind of down eyes. Like they go down. She
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: doesn't need a lot of makeup. It's just sports. And
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: the body is banging. She's good looking. I get it.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, good looking.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Sexy.
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: Sexy.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: It's like a weird sexy.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: You know what I find? If you read the comments
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: underneath anything she does, whether it be her lingerie line
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: or that sports app thing, the black guys aren't into her.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: I see a lot of black guys leaving comments and
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: they call her mid. She mid.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: She mid. I mean, there's no worse burn than that.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, but they don't say she's chopped.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: No. Why is that? What's chopped?
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Chopped is like you're not really bad. You're not hot
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: at all.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: That's worse than mid.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Mid is mid.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, mid's mid.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: You're just mid. Then chopped is the bottom.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: I think I'd rather be chopped. No, you don't want
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: to be chopped.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: No? No, that means like, and then what's the top, Drake?
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: What's hot?
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, to be hot. What's hot? I don't know. I
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: don't bid in shops.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Just negative comments.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Coming from a man.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: Well, well, well.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so funny. The only part of that commercial
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: that just kind of grossed me out was her sitting
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: on the basketball hoop. There was something gross because it
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: just looked like a toilet, but it's not. And clearly
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: they didn't put her up on a real thing where
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: she could fall over or break it. I'm sure it
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: was adjusted to just be under her. But I just
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: thought there was something kind of gross about that scene.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: I mean, she's giving people what they want.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: I heard she's part owner of it. Yes, she is. Again,
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: like Catch Me Outside.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Make your money. You were right, though. You said. she's
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: too hot and too young to go ugly, to go chop.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: I said it for the box.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: Don't do jobs before you job.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: When she did the boxing thing.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Nobody cares. Some people said they liked the movie, but
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: they weren't ready to see her do a great thing.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: And she was so unattractive in it that I don't
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: think it was a big hit.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: I believe that's what spun her into what she's doing now.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: The lingerie line. Just full slut. Because she's like, I'm
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: going to get an Oscar. And nobody cared. And she's like, just.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Let me go.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: Tits out. Here we go. Tits out.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Rich and pretty.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Marry another cute, rich guy.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: Scooter Braun. Like the housemaid. Movies like that.
• 20:31
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• 20:35
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• 20:38
  Speaker 2: to make yourself odder than you already look. Yeah. Like, just,
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• 23:28
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• 23:33
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• 23:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: It will be fall of 2027. Okay. And it's being
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: done with Sam Pinkleton, which I guess did the Mary Mary. Okay.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: You know, where the guy plays Mary Todd.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: Mary Todd Lincoln. I saw it on Broadway.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Was it great? It was fun. Yeah. So, you know,
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: first of all, is it going to change? Because when
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: you think about it, as someone who played Annie, I
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: played Annie numerous times.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: In the Broadway musical?
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: No, St. Joseph's Canoga Park.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay. But it was the musical.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Summer production.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: You did a version of Annie the musical. Yes.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Director Gabe.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, you worked with Gabe?
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Our director was Gabe.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: Gabe something. He was the director. I also did it
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: at Crespi during the summer, Best of Broadway.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: So you were Annie in both of them?
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Yes, but it was like a Best of Broadway. So
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: I only got to do three songs. Gotcha.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: Sun will come out tomorrow sun will come out tomorrow
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: maybe now it's time maybe when i rise wait oh
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: i thought it was right no it's.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: About okay there's one song about sun will come out
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: tomorrow because your life sucks as an orphan sure the
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: next one is she imagines that her parents have this
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: great life yeah you know so she's you know um
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: She's sipping, no, okay.
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Maybe, wait, hold on.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: Now it's time.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Wait, and she imagines it. She's like, he's sitting paying
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: a bill. Bet you they're young. Bet you they're smart.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Bet they collect things like ashtrays and art. Bet you
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: they're good. Why shouldn't they be? Their one mistake was
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: giving of me.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Yes. Oh, baby. Yes.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: She's back, baby.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: So we did that one, and then we did It's
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: a Hard Knock Life with the other girls. Okay. That
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: didn't get Annie, but wanted to be in the play.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Not everyone could be a star. And that's where we did,
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: you know, everyone had to get a little bucket.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: A broom and a bucket.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: And then the lights would come on, and we're on
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: the crusty floor, and we're, you know, it's a hard
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: knock life. And then there was, you know, the woman
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: who runs it all, who's horrible.
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: Ms.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: Hannigan.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Easy Street. Yeah. I was looking up some of the
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: words of her song and she's like, you know, I
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: could strangle them and no one would know.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: It's a tough one to explain. My daughter just did
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: it in her little acting class that she was in.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: And it was tough. She goes, what's an orphan? I
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: was like, oh, this is going to be tough to explain. Yeah. Yeah.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: So it's a tough one to explain.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: And then also the biggest. The biggest story that is
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: going to be hard for people is that an older
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: single gentleman.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Who doesn't have a wife.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Wants to buy or adopt a daughter. And the horrible
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Ghislaine character that runs the orphanage is like, easy street!
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Because they found a big ball. They found Epstein. They
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: found Epstein in New York City who wants to take
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: And I mean, I'm thinking this guy's quite clever, and
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: I think we're going to probably see some of these things.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: It can't be what it was, you know, post-depression or whatever,
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: which is what I think it was supposed to be
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: at the time.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: Has anyone seen Daddy Warbucks' flight logs?
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: But in this one, he doesn't just take one. He
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: takes a couple others. The other girls are like, hey, Daddy.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Oh. Yeah, so I don't know.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: That's coming back to Broadway, huh? They're definitely going to
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: change something about it. They're going to make it of
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: the day.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I know they did a version and
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: they chose an Annie who was black.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Right. It's for the movie.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: But it was still a rich single guy who was
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: also black.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: Wasn't it Will Smith?
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: They just did it like The Wiz. They just made
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: it just black.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: But everybody's character was still the same.
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, you know, is she going to be
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: .
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: .
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: .
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: .
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: I'm sure he already
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: wrote it, so I can't say I knew it, said
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: it first, but it is here on September 17th. But
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: you're right. I already wrote in to him and said,
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: I'm down, and I have my vocals, so I did
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: it here.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: It was very good. Not bad.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: You're right. Well, then it'll be that thing. It won't
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: be something for the kids to see.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it'll just be like a Broadway version of it.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: I would like to just see it done the way
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: it was.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: Well, you could go to any high school and see it.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Let it just be the fun songs. Tell your kid...
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Back in the 30s, when an old rich gentleman adopted
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: a young child, nobody knew about the abuse.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Until that old lady got on a podcast and shared
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: it all.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: But for their whole life, her husband didn't know. Her
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: kids didn't know. Nobody knew.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: But we're going to just see the version where it's like, la, la, la, la, la,
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: and we're going to go and enjoy the fun things
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: that may have happened or may not have. It's not
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: based on a true story. This isn't Anne Frank.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: No, it was a cartoon strip, you know, like in
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: the funny papers.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: So that came first.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course. That was around since like the 30s.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, and then it happened.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: Little Orphan Annie was like a comic strip.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: And then when did the real Annie musical happen? Like
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: in the 70s and 80s?
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, late 70s.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, look at you. He's such a Broadway.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, I used to wear a pin in high school
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: on my denim jacket with my collar turned up, not
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: unlike today. That said, don't worry, Broadway, I'll be back. No,
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: you didn't. I swear to you.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: And you wonder why your brothers called you gay.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Any time we watched anything on TV, any Donny
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: and Marie show or any award show, my brothers would
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: point out the most flamboyant background dancer. You know, somebody
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: who's really doing it up in there. Go, there's Chris.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: I had to live with that my whole life.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: People still write in the comments. Yeah. Like, I just,
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: I still don't believe that you're straight. I know.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: I feel like it's much less than it used to
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: be because I'm really straight.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: I think getting married for 10 years and having a
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: daughter has helped your case.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: But some are not convinced. I know. And that's okay.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know what more I have to do. Look,
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: I'm wearing boots, for God's sakes. I mean, what do
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: I have to do?
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: He does a lot of, like, construction around the house.
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: I'm working on my house now.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like, he knows how to, like, do shit.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know what to tell you.
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: But.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: It's all flattering.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: I'm good with it.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about the Emmys really quick. I know it's
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: been a few days, but what did you think? You
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: watched it. I did not. I watched clips. What did
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: you think overall?
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: Well, overall, I thought Mariska Hargitay was the host, which
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: I thought was an interesting choice because she's not really
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: a comedian, but I thought she actually did a pretty
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: good job. I read reviews that people hated it. First
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: of all, if you saw the opening number where she sang,
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: they did like a a musical spoof of I Love
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: Rock and Roll.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: That was so bad.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: I love watching TV screens.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: I love TV screens.
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: That was so bad. And they were like on a plane.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: It must have been, it wasn't in accordance probably with
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: the sponsor, an airline.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: Perhaps. Yeah, there was definitely an airline sponsor.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: The only way I can justify really bad creative stuff
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: is that the creatives were forced to have to work
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: in the advertisers and without them, no one would have work. Yeah.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: So let's just say that was the case.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: A thousand years ago, this is off topics, I worked
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: on a show for like, I had a little, before
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: I got Chelsea Lately, I got hired for a writing
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: job where they were going to make a TV show
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: where it was just, instead of commercials, the commercial was
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: going to be in the TV show. It was the
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: weirdest thing. And it was like four, remember that girl
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: Trishel Canatella? She was on the first Real World or
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: the second Real World. She was in it. She was
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: like the star.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: And I remember one day she came in and told us,
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: none of this is funny, and, like, do the script
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: at us. And I was like, oh, boy.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Wait, I kind of remember, yeah, that a real-world girl became, like,
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: a star for a second.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: For a second. And you had to say things, like,
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: in the script. It was like, this is a great
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: absolute martini. And then, like, each day, like, there was
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: less and less people in the office. Like, it was
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: not working. And there was, like, a real flamboyantly gay producer.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: And at one point, every day he would pop his
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: head in it. and say some other crazy thing.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Because you're writing the TV show.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, me and one other guy. It was just two
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: of us. And obviously none of this was going to happen.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: But he would go, Cindy Crawford signed on. And then
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: he would just close the door. You're like, yeah, right.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: And then he would open it again and go, we
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: just got a helicopter. And then he would close the door.
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: And then I knew it was... And then less and
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: less people each day, like the secretary was gone. And
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: also I was like, wow, where is everybody? Everything's fine.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: We're all fine.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: And then... At one point, he comes in, he peeks
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: his head, he goes, how do you spell leprechaun? I
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: was like, oh, what? We're out of here. So, it never, anyway,
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: so go ahead.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: Well, there was one situation that happened with her hair,
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: and I noticed it. And it was just like, it's
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: happened to me before.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Where it's just like a thing that's popped up in
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: the back. And I was like, oh, God, I hope
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: that person doesn't lose their job.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: She was going through some quick changes, I think.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: She was going through some quick, but she looked great.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: And so the, who didn't look great was the most
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: talked about horrible outfit was Shailene Woodley.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: And we, it was, you know, these big unflattering gold
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: sequined pants that you could get at Zara in a second.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Those are everywhere. And then with like a very low
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: cut kind of turquoisey blue top. And then she added
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: burgundy up to the, over the, elbow, leather gloves and
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: a weird necklace. And really what I thought made the
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: outfit horrible was her hair, which was parted down the middle,
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: covering the ear. So it almost looked like a turban
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: and it was just awful. First of all, she doesn't
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: have the cleavage that this look looks good on. It
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: just doesn't work. She's too broad. It just, when it
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: first popped up, I didn't know who she was. I
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: thought like, yeah, I don't know. I was like, that
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: person looks whatever. And then later in the night, she
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: just wore like a cool t-shirt with it. So I
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: think that was her plan all along was that she
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: could just throw on a t-shirt and get rid of
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: the gloves.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: It was on the runway by Balenciaga, which again, Balenciaga,
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: do we not remember how fucking weird they were with
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: their weird stuff and everything? But again, anyone will do
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: anything for Hollywood or a free outfit.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: So that was her outfit was Balenciaga.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: It was. And they showed like a girl wear it
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: who was, you know, gorgeous and, you know, black and
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: stunning and skinny and had like a weird thing over
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: her head. So it looked it looks different when it's
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: on the runway and chic. And then when you're actually
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: wearing it in real life. But you know what? She's
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: like the only person that we talked about after. And
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: she did win an Emmy. And this is after Aaron Rodgers,
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: her boyfriend, went on a podcast and said at one
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: time when they were dating, she's like, hey, do you
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: mind if I fuck someone else?
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: Just one more time before we get married.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And some people thought it was polite. Yeah. Like
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: transparent and asking.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: But I mean, I would think that would tell you
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: as a man that the D is not on fire.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: The D is not on fire, as Gypsy Rose Lee
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: would say. Because why would you just be like, before
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: I commit and never cheat for the rest of my life,
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: I just need to experience something a little better than this.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: So they did break up. But this is not a
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: good revenge outfit.
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: No.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: If after Aaron Rodgers, I'd be like, put me in
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: some snatched waist, strapless... Let my hair be flowing.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: She's not really. That's not her style. Isn't she like
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: one of those people who lives on like a compound
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: or something? Isn't that her thing?
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: This is the doc I want to see.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Okay? This is the doc I want to see. Someone
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: who finds six to ten people.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: That are willing to sit in the chair and say,
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: I purposely hated the woman I was working for and
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: I styled them in the worst outfit. Yeah. And I
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: convinced him. And how did you convince him? And what
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: did you say? How did you convince him that this
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: hairdo is good? How did you convince him that this
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: looks so chic? Girl, girl, oh my God. Like I
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: want to know, like to the few people, some people
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: are those stylists and they make mistakes too. But some,
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: my mom used to say when she'd see something, she goes,
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: whoever that man was that dressed that woman hates women.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: She would say that.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: About like designers and stuff. That person must hate women.
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Because it looks so bad. And so I'm like, I
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: just want to know like who, like I want to
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: know that backstory. Yeah. And there's got to be at
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: least five that will come out and just, now they
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: probably would never work again, but would they, are they
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: old enough that they would do a doc on like, Yes,
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: I'm the one that put them in this most famous
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: outfit that Joan Rivers tore apart. And this is what
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: it was like the next day. And this is how
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: I tried to save my job. And this is how
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: I tried to spin it. That'd be interesting.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: These days, I mean, yeah, you couldn't do such. I mean,
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Joan Rivers, I mean, you can't even do that anymore.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: Like the fashion police.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: That's why it doesn't exist.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: I said this looks this outfit looks like your child
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: got in your closet and put together an outfit.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: And, you know, put on your heels and your gloves and,
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: you know, was going around the house and you're like, Oh,
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: isn't that cute that they put, you know, five things
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: that would never go together together. Yeah.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: It's, uh, I mean, I, like I said, I watched
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: the Emmys. It was, I just can't understand how actors
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: who are like professional performers and that's their thing. None
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: of them seem to be able to talk, uh, You know,
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: without a cue card or the, you know, the monitor.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: It's amazing. Like even Macaulay Culkin, they did like a
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: Catherine O'Hara kind of tribute.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: And he just was like, I mean, is this guy normal?
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: He was like blinking and stuff. And he was just
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: without the teleprompter. He would not have been able to
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: get through. I'm like, this guy can't just go off
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: the cuff and talk about Catherine O'Hara.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: When I've had to do that, it makes me really
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: nervous to have the teleprompter.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: I think it makes everyone nervous.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: I think next time someone asks me to do it,
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: I'm just going to be like, I'm just going to
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: have it written on a card and I'm just going
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: to go out and do it because I feel like
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: I get more nervous because it's not how we work.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: Because it moves so quick.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: We never have a teleprompter, so I feel like... maybe
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: if you could just ask the producers, like I would
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: rather just swing. I know who I can read on
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: the card, the nominees, but the dumb joke thing I
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: don't want to do. Yeah. It just feels so like
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: weird and old. And there's just like so many shows
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: that find me the person that really has watched all
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: this stuff and can be rooting for their person. Like
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: there's just too many shows. Like, It used to be like,
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: oh my God, is it going to be Friends or
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: Everyone Loves Raymond Who Wins?
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Right, right.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: And everybody watched them both and like rooted for their people.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a show that won everything the other night.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: Where was it? Where was Bay? I mean, I guess
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: on Apple. I've never seen it.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: I've never even heard of it. Yeah.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: Well, good for them. Apparently it's good.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: Rebel is an online marketplace selling returned open box and
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: overstocked items from name brands like Graco, KitchenAid, Nuna, and
• 39:19
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• 39:23
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  Speaker 2: shoppers who want real brands without paying full retail, strollers,
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  Speaker 2: car seats, kitchen gear, and more. I just thought it
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: was so great. My son, Brandon, needed a Keurig coffee maker.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: And I remembered, oh my God, go to Rebel. And
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: instead of paying like, $ 70. I paid a lot less
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: and he absolutely loves it. And I just think it's
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  Speaker 2: such a great way to find real fabulous items at
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• 40:37
  Speaker 5: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: have faced tremendous setbacks, and yet somehow have found a
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: filed against me.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: what would you do if it was given back?
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: He said, I have a work dad.
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: I need a home dad.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: What happens next? When I came in, he started crying.
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: happens next.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work. Listen, Dara,
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to pull punches.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: Charlie's Angels came out.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: They did a thing.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: Cheryl Ladd and Kate Jackson. Did Kate Jackson ever come out?
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: As a lesbian?
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't think so.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: I don't think she is.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: I don't think she is either.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: But if Charlie's Angels was going to be done again,
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: they got to have one girl.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, well, they did do it again.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: I know, but it was ahead of its time.
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: Now we need to redo it.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: And do it right. And do it where it actually
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: could be three cops.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: Were they cops? What were they? Were they cops?
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: Don't you remember the opening scene?
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Private investigators?
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: He found them all.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: John Forsythe. Charlie.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they were all former cops that were hot.
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: Remember they showed them at like... So, Drake had never
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: heard of Charlie's Angels.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like when they came out, I don't think it
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: was the uproarious.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: That they thought it was going to get. Like, people
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: were like, what?
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: Well, first of all... It's 50 years ago.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: It was 50 years ago, and Farrah Fawcett was one
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: of the, like, the most major ones. She wasn't there.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: She was only on for one season.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: I know. But it was like... These people are pretty iconic, too,
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: but they're not Farrah Fawcett. So without her, I don't
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: think anyone cared.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm clearly doing what I should be doing
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: in life because I wrote a Charlie's Angel parody. Oh.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: In the fourth grade, 1979, 1980. And I said, I
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: want to do this play in the class. And the
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: teacher was like, all right. And I got a tape recorder,
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: and I had my dad be Charlie.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: I swear to God.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: And he was like, ladies. He had a good voice.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: And he'd be like, and we had my two friends.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: And of course, I had to be Jacqueline Smith. I
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: had a blonde friend be her. And then of course
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: the other one, I'm like, sorry, you're Kate. No one
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: ever wanted to be Kate. And then, um, and we
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: said the only jewelry store I knew was like Zales.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: Cause that was the commercial. So we said there was
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: a robbery at Zales and we're trying to figure it out.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: And you know, it's always a twist. So it was
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: like somebody, and I remember the one girl goes, um,
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: my mom said that Zales is like not that great
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: of a jewelry store.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: I didn't, guns and stuff. We had like fake guns.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: So you did this for the class?
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: At St. Mel's in the fourth grade.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: And the class had to sit and watch?
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Yes, they had to sit and watch. We had the
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: music playing because I had a tape recorder and I
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: had like my dad and then we had the music
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: at the end and then we like went like that.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: But was it a day of like theater where the
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: children did theater or they just had a special day
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: for you to show off your talents?
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: It was just me and then later on I said
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: I have an original song I'd like to sing.
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: Oh no.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: And I sang that. which was called Goodbye Blue City.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: Goodbye Blue City. Blue City.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: Wait a minute, I'm the dork wearing a pin that
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: says don't worry.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's amazing. That original song we'll save for another day.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: Goodbye Blue City. I'm pretty sure, when I've sung it
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: for other people, they said, I think you stole a melody.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Like Alan Thicke got accused of doing. Not Alan Thicke.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right, right, right.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: What was Thick's son?
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: Robin Thicke.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: Robin Thicke got accused of stealing the beat. I think
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: I stole a beat and just changed the words.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: I think we all wrote an original song in our
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: youth that we just stole a beat from something else.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: You stole a beat and you just changed the words. Okay,
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: we had the Meg Stalter, She Came as the Emmy.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: I think so smart that she does all that stuff.
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: It's kind of fun. I mean, I find her to
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: be a little bit annoying, but it's fun.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: I just feel like.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: I'll let her have it.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: I think it's kind of smart because it's like, look,
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: you may get nominated 20 more times, but you may not. Yeah.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: And you've been doing like this fun stuff. And she
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: probably thought of this long before she was ever nominated
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: when she was thinking of all these like funny ideas
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: versus just looking pretty that day.
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: Like show off your kind of like. unique figure in
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: a funny way, but I don't know then how did
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: she like then get in the audience after?
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: Cause wasn't she nominated?
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: She was sitting in the front row.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: I know, but how do you take all that off
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: real quick and get in the normal thing?
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: I think she was walking around. I saw her on
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: the red carpet in it.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: I know, but then when you got into the, to
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: the thing, did you like change really quickly, have someone
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: wipe off your stuff and then sit there?
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: No, she was in that the whole time, the whole night.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, she was. Yeah.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: She's sitting in the front row.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: Just took off the wings or whatever. Yeah.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: All right. Well, good for her. Yeah. Now, we do
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: need to talk about a very sensitive subject, which is
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: the High Rocks situation, which is like this crazy athletic
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: thing that happened with a young competitor who shit her pants.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: I know. Everybody's talking about it.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: And I heard the first thing I thought was this
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: was the first thing I saw, which was High Rocks
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: proposes new rules as athletes fecal incident sparks outrage. That
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: was the first thing I saw. So I just saw
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: that somebody shit their pants while they were doing all
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: these activities to like win, where it's like, you're doing squats,
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: you're doing lunges, you're.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: Doing different things. It's like an Ironman competition.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: And that she kept going. And then I just imagined like,
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: you know, that it was like in her underwear.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: Until I saw the photo.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's coming out.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: And I was just like, and I couldn't believe like,
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: That's when I was just like, you know what? The
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: fact that she didn't stop. I'm like, no, it's time
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: to bring back quitting. Let's just quit. No one needs
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: to work that hard. No one needs to do the squats.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: The people next to you should have quit. How did
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: nobody quit? What was the fucking prize? A billion dollars.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: Like what was the prize?
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: Toilet paper. I don't know. I don't know. Uh, yeah, it's, it's, uh,
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: Some people have a different mindset, you know? I mean,
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: I think when you're doing those competitions, cause this is
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: not the first time this has happened. This has happened.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: The marathons, it happens a lot.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: Of marathons, but I feel like the running, you're not
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: confined like this. So if someone who shit their pants,
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: you could just run past them. Yeah. You know, you know,
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: you don't have to smell it. People say people have
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: gotten a period during that time. Again, I don't care
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: about the period. That's blood. That's fine. Girl can't control that.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: I've heard pee. Still gross, but I can understand it.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: Shitting diarrhea. I'm sorry. No excuse. Even puking. I could
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: see puking and then moving and still running.
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: Because there is a lot of puking.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: You puked. Yeah.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: You ever watch any of those competitions, the eating competitions,
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: like the hot dogs?
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: So disgusting.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Those guys puke a lot.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: Why is there a competition for bulimics? Why are we
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: not realizing that that needs to be stopped in 2026?
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm just so happy that I will never in
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: my life work out so hard that I shit my pants.
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Like, I'm just not that
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: type of person. There's a couple of, I go to
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: a gym and there's a couple of pieces of equipment
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: that have seatbelts on them.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, you know, I'm not going to be
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: working that hard that I need a seatbelt. I'm going
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: to fly out of the thing. I'm good.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: I saw this video of this girl going, My so-and-so,
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: I guess they're like friends or whatever, they have a
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: big following, just asked me to pick her up in
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: the golf cart because she's on a walk and she
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: shit her pants. And then she zooms in and she
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: shows the girl walking and you can see her pants.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: There's like a poo thing. And then she's filming the
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: whole thing and the girl's like, she's going to post this.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: And then she's like, you smell so bad. Sit on
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: the back. Don't get it on my golf cart. And
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: I'm like, and you're filming. Like, again, that's where someone's like,
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: if you do this favor for me, like, what do
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: I have to pay you for you not to post it?
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: Could you not?
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: I was golfing recently and I had to go.
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: And nothing. But then it subsided.
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, good.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: Swear to God. When I say Jesus loves me the most,
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: I can't even tell you. But I couldn't find where
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: the bathroom was on the course. And I was going,
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, if I see anyone in front of
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: their house that I know, I will ask to just
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: use their bathroom.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: And you think Jesus had a hand in that?
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: Because then it just subsided. But he was like. And
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: then I was fine for like the next 15 minutes.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: I continued. I hit the ball. Good for you. It
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: just went away. Yeah.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, listen, it's something that we've all had to
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: face at one time or another in our lives, you know?
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: And it's just, I mean, I think.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: It was only once with me.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: What was you? You know what I'm saying? There's been
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: different times of you driving and I go, oh, man.
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm going to make it home.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: You know, those kind of things.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: You know what's really crazy that I sometimes say, and
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: knock on wood, how has it never happened? where you
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: just have to take a shit while you're on stage.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, thank God.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: It's never happened, but I think it's something that, and
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: then the same thing where I joke about how, when
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: I go to target, it makes me want to take
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: a shit. It is something relaxing.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: It's something that it's like, there's a place and time.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: I'm sometimes if you're sick, you're sick. Right. But if
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: it just means going.
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: Like, how is it that I'm on stage for an
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: hour and a half and I've never had to run
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: off and go, Bobby Lee told me he once had
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: to run off and go.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, that doesn't surprise me.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: I know it doesn't surprise you for him either. He
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: strikes with his guy who goes a lot. The classy
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: way to say is gut issues.
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: You don't want to say you have poopoo issues. You
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: want to say, oh, this is great for your digestive system.
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: So has anyone spoken to this girl that this happened to?
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: This woman?
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: No. I feel like she... Wasn't this out of Australia?
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: Drake, can you see if this was out of Australia? Yeah.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: Because I feel like this is an opportunity for her
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: to get out there and do an interview or something.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: And be friends with that Ray J girl.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, Ray Gunn.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I feel like they could combine forces.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: And also, I think High Rocks.
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: They could do a podcast.
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah. This is the best thing that ever happened to
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: High Rocks.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: Nobody knew about High Rocks before. Yeah. And people are
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: just like, no. Yeah, I think it sheds a light
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: on it. What was the other thing that was kind
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: of like High Rocks that.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: I want to see?
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: Hydrox.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: It was a knockoff Oreo. It was like an Oreo,
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: but it wasn't. Remember?
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: I originally thought it was called. Yeah.
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: Knock off Oreo. No, there was. What do you call it?
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: It was like this same type of thing where it
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: was like really intense cardio that had like a dame
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: like that, that now is just gone.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, that was.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: The exercise trends need to be examined.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: Yes, they do. So this it was in Beijing. You
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: have to repeat this.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: OK.
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: It was in Beijing and she actually ended up winning.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: It was in Beijing, and she won, and maybe that's
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: why she knew she was going to win. Can you
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: just find out what the prize was? Was it a
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: cash prize? I mean, she should do something with it.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, absolutely.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: Well, it said she posted something on her Instagram and
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: deleted it. And deleted it?
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like that she won. It was 15 grand.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: 15 grand. You know that, you know, that's not a bad,
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: she was shitting her way to the bank. You know
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: how they said she laughed all her way. She laughed.
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: She's laughing her way to the bank. She's shitting her
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: way to the bank.
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: Not a bad payday.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: It's not 15 K. I'm sorry. In 20, 26 is
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: One 50, one 50.
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: You'd maybe you'd continue on. Yeah. Yeah.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: Okay. Um, now this is a juicy story. Remember Showtime's Gigolos?
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: Vaguely, yes, I do.
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: They lived in Las Vegas and they were male escorts.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: This male escort company has evolved a few times. It's
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: called Cowboys for Angels.
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: And it was brought up in the Diddy trial because
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: he would get guys from there to do stuff with
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: Cassie and all that. This girl was married to the
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: love of her life for 28 years. He created Roblox.
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: But he ended his life. So she was a widow.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: And she has some debilitating type of medical condition. But
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: she wanted love. So she went on the Cowboys for Angels.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: And she found this guy. And they say straight escorts.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: They make a big deal that they're straight men. And
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: he got her really drunk one night with his friend.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: And got her to sign... create a whole new bank
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: account where she put 5.95 million in the account, like
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: a shared account. Yeah. And then he took it and
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: then she had to go to her attorney and the
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: attorney was like, oh my God, what the hell is
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: wrong with you? And then he said, I really need
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: 10 and then I can be with you forever, but
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: it's going to cost 10 million to get out of
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: my contract in order for them to take my face
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: down from the Cowboys for Angels website.
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: He's no longer a cowboy at this point. He will
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: no longer be a cowboy contractually.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: It's going to be 10. So she didn't give the
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: 4 million, but he was pissed. Cause he was like,
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: I still love you, but like, I can't fully, I mean,
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: you can't expect me to be exclusive to you.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: On only 6 million. Um, I need 10. And so
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: she's going to court and his defense is saying like, no,
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: she wanted to have him have it since then he's
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: given to charity. Like as if he seems like he's
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: a charitable person. And, um, This is just one of
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: my favorite.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: So is the relationship still going?
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: No.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: She finally realized that maybe he's not there for the
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: right reasons.
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. She wised up.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: You know, first it was just going to be a
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: one-time thing. So I went on the website.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: Cowboys and Angels?
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: Yes. Cowboys for Angels, the number four. And, you know,
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: it's run by women to help you. And you can
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: do adventures. So she wanted to go to Italy, and
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: she found someone who spoke Italian.
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: This guy speaks Italian?
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: Apparently.
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: I don't believe that for one second.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, but sure. And then it can lead on to
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: whatever other things. And you can pick out your type,
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: and you pick by the city. Now, if you find
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: a guy in a different city for an extra cost,
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: they can fly him to you.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: I didn't find anybody I liked.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: Did you look at the pictures?
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: I did.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: Were you able to scroll the pictures?
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: You can scroll the pictures, but you can't like click
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: on them and see it closer.
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: You'd have to pay for that.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: And I'm guessing a lot of older ladies are looking.
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: And so it's hard to look, you know, without your...
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: Hold on.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: Hold on. Let me see if this fella speaks Italian.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: A lot of like guys in like, you know, suits,
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: which I think is smart.
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: I think a guy that would do well is someone
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: much like yourself.
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, thank you. Yeah.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: I think you need, that's why I think this guy actually,
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: he like made his hair gray, but he looks how,
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: look how young he looks. Yeah. Like I think a
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: guy that would do well is someone that is very attractive,
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: but has like salt and pepper hair.
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: So that a woman of a certain age feels like
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: this isn't embarrassing to be with him.
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: But under the suit is like a rock hard dick
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: and abs. And, but like I could bring them to
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: a party and someone would believe that he's, you know,
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: an entrepreneur.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: Sure. Sure. And, um, That's pretty great. I'm glad that
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: exists out there. There's almost like the reverse of Pretty Woman.
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: Because didn't in Pretty Woman he say, I don't want
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: you to go out and work anymore. I'm going to
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: keep you with me.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: No, he said, I'll offer you $ 3, 000 for the week.
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: Not to go back and suck a dirty dick on
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: Hollywood Boulevard.
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: So this is a similar thing.
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: No, and then at the end, you're right. At the end,
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: he gave her an opportunity. And she was like, But
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: it wasn't to get married and it wasn't to be exclusive.
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: It was just so that she wouldn't have to be
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: with anybody else. And that's when she said, you know what?
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: I'm better than that. I'm like, you are? Yeah. I mean,
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: you were just on the highway like seven days ago
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: with DeLupa, whatever her name was. Cat DeLupa, your best friend.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. Now it's all coming back to me.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: And then she goes, and I imagine that he would
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: raise his sword and come get me. And then the end.
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: But that movie was great. No, I think this would
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: be a great comedy. Drake, put this down to write
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: a movie in three to four minutes by AI. Yeah.
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: Make it, we'll say, well, the prompt will be, write
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: me a movie about a modern day pretty woman, but
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: with a woman who just wants a one-time date and
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: a good fuck. Because it's got to be real.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: And they actually end up, you know, falling in love.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: I love it. I'm going to go see this. I
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: think the woman's got to be a little bit older.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know. No, the woman has got to be.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: Let me see. Who could be kind of like a
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: good romantic lead?
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: Heather McDonald. How old? How old are we talking?
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: I think the woman's got to be like a very together,
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: like early fifties.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: Um, you know, got a lower facelift works out. She's
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: too young.
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: She, they do high rocks. Yeah. They do the machines,
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: the EMS machines too, that like does the workouts for you. Um,
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: and then, yeah, she's just like, she's been in an
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: awful marriage.
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: She gets divorced or he dies, but she's not sad
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: about it. Let me get a dark comment.
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: I'm thinking Demi Moore. No, too, too good looking.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: Too good looking.
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: It's gotta be someone that like has it together. But,
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: and she's just like, I have to be honest. I
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: haven't had sex in a lot of years. He's dead
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: now and I'm ready to rock it. And then she,
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: her friend goes, I'm just saying like, I had a
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: really good time. And she's like, And she goes on
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: that website and the first guy isn't good. And she's,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: but then she realizes before she tapped on somebody else
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: and now they reach out. Yeah. And she's like, actually,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: I'm not interested in your company. And he's like, all right. I,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: you know, but then she runs into him naturally at
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: the dog park.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: And they're like, how do I know? Oh God. Oh God. No.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: And he's like, no, wait. I just started to do that.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: And I've never had anybody. So now he's like a
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: virgin hooker.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: And that makes it less bad.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: And he has a kid.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: Oh my God. I have the perfect person to play.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: Jennifer Aniston. It should be her.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: And the boyfriend should be her real life boyfriend.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: And he's a magician or something, right?
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: She's a hypnotist.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: He's a hypnotist.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: He said, people made a big deal because she introduced
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: him on his book tour.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, yes.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: And once she was like, I'll leave you to it
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: to ask questions about, you know, being a life coach
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: and hypnotizing your future to end up with me. She
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: got up and left. And then 30 other people left
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: the room.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, as soon as Jennifer Aniston was gone, they were.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: Done with it. Yeah, so it kind of bummed him out.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, well, I can understand that.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: But everyone says he's a doll. And he is great.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: They've been together for a while.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: We've been together for a year. And, you know, we
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: are happy. We are good. I didn't realize he, though,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: he walks with a cane.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: But I don't know if it's temporary or something.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: So I think it's true love. Good for them.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: I'm happy to hear that. Okay.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: Oprah, speaking of people that she's going to the sphere.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: Going to the sphere.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: It's called the AHA Tour.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: Which I love. I've always appreciated that she is the
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: creator of what was your AHA moment.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: AHA moment.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: I ask people that all the time.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: Especially when they break up with someone. I go, when
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: was your aha moment?
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: It's the greatest question.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: You've never asked me that question. I've never had an
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: aha moment.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: Did you ever break up with somebody and you realized,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: it's not the day you break up with them. It's
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: the day you go, I have to break up with them.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: And there's just every woman that had a long-term relationship
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: that initiated the breakup will say, and it's my favorite
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: question to ask a divorced person. when was your aha moment?
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: And it's always different and it's always a really juicy story.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: Really? That's a good one. Okay.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: It's just like, one was at Cheesecake Factory, I remember.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: Like the person, they were.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: Just at Cheesecake Factory and he said or did something
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: and she's like, and she said.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: Well, now they call it the ick, right? Don't they
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: call it, it would not be a similar type thing.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: They go, when did you get the ick?
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: The ick tour. Yeah.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: That's not, it doesn't sound as fun, but.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: It doesn't sound as good because the aha has to
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: sound like.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: Like it really, oh, it's a big deal.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: Oprah didn't do it in a negative, juicy way like that.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: It was more like when was your aha moment of
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: like discovering like this is your talent or this is
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: what you should pursue or whatever. But it is just
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: kind of the moments where you're like, you know, you
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: look back and it's like a movie and you'll never
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: forget it. But anyway, she's going to the sphere. She's
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: going with all these other people.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I read the people who are going to be there.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: I'm not familiar with them, but. I know.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: I'm like, where is that blue eyed Indian? What's his name?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: Jay Shetty?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, why isn't he here? Because he can get his own.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: He could do his own. He doesn't need Oprah.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: She's got Ajit coming.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 5: Ajit?
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know who that is. Original works.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: She's actually going to be there.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: There's art. There's going to be art as the people's
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: talking about their life.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: Where's Joel Osment?
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: Is it Joel Osment? No.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: Osment?
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: Who's the big creature that kind of fell off the
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: face of the earth?
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: He didn't fall off the face of the earth. He
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: He's still in Houston doing his prayers.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I forgot what his name was. Osteen.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: Joel Osteen.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: Remember when he was like everywhere?
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I think that was some issues.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: No, it's because during the hurricane, he locked the doors
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: to the church.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: He didn't want gross people in his church. Get out
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: of here. I don't want these wet, muddy people in
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: my church.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: He's like, there could be a mold issue after you come.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: I don't remember what the story was, but his whole
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: thing was like, My mission is Jesus wants you to
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: be rich. Yeah. And therefore it's not bad, you know,
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: because like priests take a vow of poverty, Catholic priests.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: So it was like the opposite of like, yeah, you know,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: Jesus was for Judas taking the 75 coins.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: He was like, make your money, boo.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: It's okay. It's okay.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: I'm going to die anyway and save the world. You
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: sped it up a little bit. We're not going to
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: have a second season. But I got you. Go, go.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: Speaking of the end of the world, are you concerned
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: about that at all with the AI? Every day I
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: just hear the world is ending. I mean, now these
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: AI guys are coming out going. And then each day
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: you're waiting for someone who's involved in AI to come
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: on today's show and all these different shows that are
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: going on right now. And they're asking you, how concerned
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: should we be? And every one of them goes, extremely concerned.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: Like nobody says, no, it's not a problem. It's wild.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: So this is, I know you've always had a fantasy
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: of all of us going at, you're like, I'm good
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: with the world ending as long as we all go
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: at the same time.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: I do think about the end of the world. You know,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: I love that I live in this cute gated community.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think it gets in here too. Like
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: the gates are not going to stop.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: That's why I know, I know who has the fruit
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: and vegetable trees.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: Some people.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: Like eat them?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: Yes. I know which houses have them.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: I have some. Come over.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: I know who has some guns.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: Okay. You have probably everybody in here.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: Well, not.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: I don't want anyone to know, but no, I don't
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: have them. Anyway, so I know who has some guns.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: I know who has, we do have access. I don't know.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: But here's the thing.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: There's deer and there's ducks here.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: So to eat them.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: If I had to.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: But you're dead.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: It's gone. I know, but I don't think I want the,
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: I don't think I could do it enough myself.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: Like if every, cause I guess there's going to be
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: a few people left, like you see in movies, like
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: the road warrior and those type of movies.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: Some people left.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: There'll be some people walking around and, um, skimpy outfits.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: They always seem to, I don't know.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, I just feel like there's always been the
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: end of the world. Doom and gloom.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: And I mean, we had to think that the end
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: of the world was going to happen with the nuclear
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: war in the 80s.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: Then, I mean, everyone's forgetting that there were like, you know,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: UFOs over New Jersey last year. And no, we never
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: found out about that.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: Okay. I'm just saying that this is something that I've
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: been hearing a lot of.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: In the last couple of days. It's not like robots
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: are going to come to our house. It's going to
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: be like somehow just everything stops or something.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: Well, I saw a guy on the Today Show talking
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: about it, and he was just like, I guess somehow
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: they're talking to each other. I don't know much about
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: this either, but within the computers, they talk to each other,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: these AI people, and they're not supposed to do that.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: So now they're breaking into certain different things, lying, cheating, whatever,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: the robots, so to speak. And now the guy's like,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: so what if they decide one day, let's break into
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: the air traffic control system? Well, the water system. Why
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: are they giving them ideas? I know, but that's what they're...
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: Stop giving them.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: I hate it when they... I hate when I see
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: things on the news and they're like, this is what
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: could happen. Why are you giving them ideas?
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: If the world ends before I get to see Cowboys
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: and Angels, your movie, I'm going to be furious.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: Ugh.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: That is scary. That is scary.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: It is wild. And I just want to know if
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: it's going to be a thing where we have time.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: Like they're like, People, like you see in the movies,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: the president's going to come on TV and go, in
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: three weeks, I'm sorry everyone, they've taken over, it's over.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: We're going to have time to just do a couple things.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: Or is it going to be instant, like everybody's gone?
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: You're the only one left eating a duck.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: That's why I like to stick my head in the sand.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: And yeah i think a lot of people enjoy that's
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: not a bad way.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: To enjoy every day you know.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: That's that's a positive way to do it because otherwise
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: you would go.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: Insane speaking of someone who enjoys every day tom cruise
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: yeah gq magazine doing interviews some new movie out and
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: you know he looks good he does 64 years old
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: and he doesn't Whatever he's had done, it kind of
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: like works. He doesn't look 64, but he doesn't look
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: 40 either.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: And I did think that whole thing was weird, that
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: weird video he did with Anne Heche. about we're bringing
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: back Days of Thunder which was the first movie he
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: did where he met Nicole Kidman and I was like
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: did we want Days of Thunder I just felt like
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: he's just like let me just do a movie where
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: I can drive fast cars he likes to do all
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: of his own things and then Anne Hathaway is like
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: had her belly out, and it was weird.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and the movie's not, they haven't even begun to
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: make it yet. It was just an announcement that they're
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: going to make it.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: Don't you think that's weird? But whatever. So the photo
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: is a weird thirst bucket photo.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's on the cover of GQ magazine.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: He obviously learned from me and Ramona Singer, when posing
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: any kind of stomach bikini photo, One way to instantly
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: improve your stomach is hand up. Yeah. Yeah. Hand up.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: It elongates any wrinkly skin you have on your stomach.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: Even if it's flat, it'll stretch it out. Mm-hmm. And
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: then he did the Britney Spears lowering it a little bit.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: And he did shirt open, but not shirt off.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: No. Yeah. Just, yeah, just cleavage. And Tig Notaro looks great.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: I mean, they really do sometimes.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: They really do. I really think that, you know, he
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: has such a great sense of humor. She should do
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: something with him.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I know.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: They should do a video to, like, promote something.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: Well, you know, this is also, I don't know if
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: you've seen some of the clips. I guess with this
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: article in GQ, he also did an interview with the
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: guy from GQ. And there's a lot of bunch of
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: clips on the internet right now. And he just never
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: answers anything directly.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: And it's like, that's all the comments say. Like, does
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: this guy ever answer... He just keeps saying, I'm a
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: hard worker.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: I'm a hard worker, I'm a hard worker. Yeah, his
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: whole thing was... I knew I liked to act and everything,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: but I didn't ever want to be famous. I just
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: knew no one would work harder than I will.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: And I guess because he does all these crazy stunts
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: and stuff himself. But really what I got from it is.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: Love and family and everything is just not your priority
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: in life.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: Which is okay.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: He's not one of those guys.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: Maybe not everybody is meant to be a family person.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: Maybe not everybody is meant to be a mother or
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: a father or even want to have a long-lasting, loving,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: one-on-one relationship. It's just not for you. It's just not
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: your priority in life. And your priority is, I am
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: the king of movies and that is my contribution to
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: the world.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: And.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: you know? Yeah. That's what, that's what I took from it.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, I'm good with them. I go see
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: his movies.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: He never sees the, he never sees the kid with Katie.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: No, I think there, I think legally now she didn't,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: she got rid of the name too. Right. And then
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: it wasn't their adopted children with Nicole Kidman.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: There were, and it was like, she never saw those
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: kids because it just, they were too young and he
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: had custody of them and Scientology and, I don't know.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: Then she had her own, I think, through a surrogate,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: but they were biologically hers with Keith Urban. And now
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: she's divorced from him. Right. She just keeps looking good.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: She does. She was at the Emmy. She looked good.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, she always looks so good. All right. Your friend,
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: Meghan Markle.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: Okay, good.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: Went to the UK.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: Get that back.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: Last I heard, they had to pull them out of school.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: because something happened with the drop off and the security said,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: we can't do this. And the best comment I saw
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: was someone who said, I was a nanny for 20
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: years for very high profile families. I dropped off the kids.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: And therefore, nobody ever knew who the kids were.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, so they're saying Megan can't drop them off?
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: I think that's the easiest thing to solve. They've been
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: really good about covering their faces. I wouldn't know... what
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: either one of their kids look like.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: So drop off and everything. Maybe that's a dream of yours,
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: but sometimes you got to give up dreams for other things.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: And I would have said that there you solve it.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: Have caretakers drop them off and you can get their
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: lunch ready and film it and you can do all
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: that and you can be home the minute they come
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: in the door. But that way nobody knows who the
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: kids are. If that was your concern. I think that
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: they did this on purpose knowing that like, Oh, We
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: need private security. Everybody's so obsessed with us. I don't know.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: Are they getting private security? Are they now back in
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: the royal family? Why did they move back to London?
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: They said because the school's were better and he wanted
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: the kids to have a similar experience to his. I
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: think it's because all the Netflix deals and the Spotify
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: deal money ran out. There were no projects on the table.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: And I think it was a way to have a
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: change and maybe make more money or have more opportunities.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: And hopefully it's because he's like, I do want to
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: like get back with my family.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: Is she continuing the honey business? Will that be continued
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: or is she out of the honey business? No, there
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: was honey as well. I remember there. I remember because
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: I follow her ever after. Oh, okay. The website. I
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: get emails from them. And there was a honey. They
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: were trying to get rid of some honey for a bit.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: We got honey over here. Yeah.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Okay. But the jam was kind of
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: a scam. It wasn't even like whatever they called it,
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: American Orchard or whatever, because there really is one out here.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: The jam wasn't coming from there.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: It was coming from like.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: Everything's a scam. Everything's a scam. Yeah.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: This I thought was interesting. Los Angeles Times wrote, overwhelmed
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: LA parents are hiring house managers to tame the chaos.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: So I didn't read the whole article, but I read
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: some of it. Yeah. And I think During my time
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: of working full-time and the kids being little, I was
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: looking for something like this.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: Like a house manager who does what?
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: I just needed someone to call me or text me
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: and go, today is this thing at the school, or
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: tomorrow is the deadline for this.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: I went over your kids' work. You should start the
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: science project now. Yeah. And these are my suggestions. And,
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: you know, so go to Michael's and order it from
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: Amazon now.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: Have you figured out his Halloween costume? You got to
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: sign up for soccer. These are the, this is the soccer. Like, like,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, probably people that are of a certain level,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: your personal assistant could do this. But if, but for really,
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: I think if you both work and maybe even if
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: you're a mom and just, it's so much. When you,
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: as your daughter gets older, it is so many emails
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: and grade link and sports stuff. Literally, I'm sure with
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: AI before the world ends, I'm sure there's probably something
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: that's like a parent helper. And you just say, hey,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: check all these emails for me and summarize what's coming up.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: You could probably do that.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, I think so.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: But for me back in the day, I had one
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: friend and she, Was my personal trainer, but she also
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: was at the school. So she would like also help
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: me and be like, don't forget.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: Don't forget.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: There's this, this and this. And the kids would be like,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: can't you just ask a real mom what's happening at school?
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: That's what they called it. Can you find like, why
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: are you wrong? Like, so I don't think it's a
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: bad thing.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: It's so much stuff.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: Honestly, not to go back to AI, but they kind
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: of have this thing now.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: These Tesla robots. Have you seen them?
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 3: And according to Elon Musk, he's like, everyone's going to
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: have one of these in the next couple of years.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: It's like a human. It's got legs and arms. And
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: it walks around your house. And it does... In the
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: commercial for it, they're like, go walk the dog. He's like, okay.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: And he walks the dog. And he'll do anything. And just...
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: It's in the house. You know?
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: That is freaky.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: I know. It's pretty wild. Because then they showed a
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: couple of things where they start, you know, turn on.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: They start fighting. They start throwing kicks and stuff. I'm like,
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: all right. But I feel like you could take.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: Maybe my next movie won't be cowboy for angels. It'll
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: be robot for angels. And she just gets with her robot.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 3: Why not?
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think that's why.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: It's going to happen.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because people are just like. For the same reason
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: that you're like, maybe I don't want a real person
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: to have to deal with. Yeah. Who's going to sue
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: me later. Who's going to do this. Who's going to
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: be unhappy. Who's going to have to leave to have
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: a baby, whatever. The same thing's going to happen was like,
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: do I really want to deal with a partner that
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: could get sick, might snore, doesn't put away their clothes.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: I could just have this. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: Doesn't need any of the pills or anything. Always got
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: to rock hard, you know, like just a big, looks
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: like a fucking blender.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: You know, one thing about self-driving cars that people don't
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: think about that can help a marriage is it takes
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: away road rage. No one's ever thought of that.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: I saw a guy recently talking about driving up San
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: Francisco in a self-driving car. He goes, it's the greatest thing.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 3: The stress is just gone.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: The stress is gone. And then as a passenger who,
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: when you're, you know, allow the husband to drive. Right.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: Now listen, most, there's women who have road rage too,
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: but let's be honest, it's men. They just have a
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: different wired makeup. Um, they, uh, you know, they just get, well,
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: sometimes we'd get mad and, and there's times where there's
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: been people that say, I think my husband likes what
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: I'm getting scared or whatever. It's a weird, sick world,
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: but we have a self-driving car. And I didn't realize
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: that like now when we go, there's no one to
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: get mad at. Yeah.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 3: I was driving down to San Diego a couple of
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: days ago and there was a guy completely asleep in
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: the car.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: I thought you couldn't be asleep. I thought they had
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: to read your retina, your retina.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 3: When I first looked, I said, I think that guy's asleep.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: Then I went and pulled up again and he was asleep,
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: dead asleep.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: Like, Drake, can you be asleep in a self-driving car?
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: I heard the same thing.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: I heard they had to, like, read your eyes.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: And if you fall asleep, they will pull off to
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: the side of the road and then, like, turn on
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: an alarm and wake you up. But they will, like,
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: get you off the freeway if you're asleep. He said
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: you could do a bobblehead.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: So it's just like a Dodger bobblehead. Yeah, it thinks
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 3: you're watching the road.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: Well, the original version of self-driving, you had to have
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: your hands on the wheel.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: Well, that's what my car does. My car self-drives.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, the cheat is you can put two little
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: wrist weights on it.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you can jerk off.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, I need that. Ah, that's what I need. Yes,
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: all right. Can't wait for my next long trip.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: You know what it is? I don't have a self-driving
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: car and every week I'm a procrastinator about things and
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I really need to have them teach me
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: how to do it because it would make life better
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: if I'm going a long way. And if I felt,
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: I'm fine with them in front and me driving, sitting
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: next to them, but I have never, I've never even
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: driven the Tesla at all. And I, because I feel
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: like you know, even when I'm doing it and there
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: isn't traffic and you have the beauty of the thing
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: telling you, okay, you know, you see the map and
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: you know to get off in 12 miles on this
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: other freeway if you're doing a long trip. There's something
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: still where in your mind you're like, okay, it's 10
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: miles away. It's 8 miles away. Okay, you know, and
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: then you're like listening to your podcast and I still
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: fucking miss the thing. And I'm like, oh, what? Like,
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: how did I get distracted?
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: Those days are over if you self-drive it.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I can see. I think that that
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: will be a thing. Um, but it's hard to convince people.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: And then, you know, but anyway, so Chris, let's talk about, Oh,
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: dancing with the stars real quick.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: Just started. Oh, okay.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: And Guillermo, who is Jimmy Kimmel's sidekick, he finally made it.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: And I totally remember a prank that happened. That they
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: did to me on Chelsea Lately. And they said, you know,
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: they wanted Chewy to do it. But it's too hard
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: to find, like, a dancer his size. Because otherwise it
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: just wouldn't work.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: And Chelsea didn't want to do it. And so then
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: they were like, who else can we get, you know,
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: from the cast?
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: And... I do recall this, yes.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: And I'm sitting there and they all... all the executives
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: and stuff start pushing for Guy Branum, who I love Guy.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: And he can dance, but he had just joined the cast.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: And I was like, how are you not? And then,
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: you know, nobody was even looking at any of us
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: except for Chelsea, you know, but.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 3: And Chewie wound up going on, instead of Dancing with
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 3: the Stars, he went on Diving with the Stars. Remember that?
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's right.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 3: He went on a diving show.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. I cannot believe that you remember that.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: I totally forgot. Both Kyle Richards and Kim Richards.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 3: Louis Anderson was on it.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: Did it.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: Louis Anderson was diving?
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Louis Anderson was diving.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: And, you know, like, they learn how to dive. Uh-huh.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 4: And.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: Did he get kicked out? Did he sink to the bottom?
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: What happened?
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 3: Chewie, yeah, he didn't last long. You know what I mean?
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: I don't think anyone thought he was going to win.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: But yeah.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: It's so weird when they would do things like that.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: Instead of diving, I mean, instead of dancing, it was diving.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: It was also ice skating.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: Skating with the stars.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: That's where I met the, the, um, the Kardashian Jenner's. Right.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: Cause Jillian Barbary was doing it and she was my
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: friend with, um, and also Bruce Jenner at the time
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: was skating.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: Um, and that's how we all met. Yeah. Yeah. And
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: you know, when someone's athletic and competitive.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 3: They could do anything.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: They really pick up stuff quick.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 3: Right. You know, right.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: I've learned that from playing pickleball.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. These men.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: If you have any question about- Pickleball? About women being,
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: only women being in women's sports. Yeah. Just play pickleball
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: with three other women and then play it against a
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: former CEO with two knee braces. Yeah. And the fucking paddle.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 3: Right, right.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: And get ready for your tit to be hit and
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: for them not to apologize. Like they are like fucking
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: excited to take you down. And you're like, shit. So
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: now I've become like the Riley Gaines of pickleball.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, really? I'm like, girl only.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: Can we have four girls, please? Can we have a four?
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: Can we have a girl? Can we have one fucking thing? Wow.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 3: That's pretty fun.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: Chris, where can the world, besides your hit podcast.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 3: Cover to Cover. Hit podcast, Cover to Cover. Everybody's talking
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: about Cover to Cover.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: And your amazing Patreon at frangola.fun. Frangola.fun.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 3: It's all new. One of my fans redid my website.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 3: She did such a great job.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: Hold on a minute.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: It's the fan of mine as well because I'd like
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: to talk to her.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but I will.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: I just went to frangola.fun.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: Because I was lurking on your dates. Yes. To see
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: if you were available on a day that I'd like
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: to have you join me. And you weren't. So then
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: I put you in a real hot seat. Because I said,
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: can you do my show November 14th in San Diego?
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: And I said, and I know you don't have a show.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 3: But it's not San Diego. It's Al Cajun.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: It's the Magnolian Theater, Al Cajun. But it's in the
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: San Diego area.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: Got it.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: And it is one show, November 14th.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 3: November 14th, Saturday night.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: And Chris had no choice but to agree to do it.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 3: I'll do it. I'm going to do it. I don't
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 3: think I have anything on November 14th. I'm going to
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 3: do it.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: So get your tickets to see me at heathermcdoll.net. Franjola.fun
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: is where you go to see this fabulous new website.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: You can also join his Patreon there and you can
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: also get his podcast. But let's see what shows you
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: have coming.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm going to the Brad Garrett Comedy Club in
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 3: Las Vegas, MGM. Yeah, that's October 4th to the 11th,
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 3: the entire week I'm there. One show every single night
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 3: at 8 o'clock.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: At the MGM.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 3: At the MGM. I'll be there from the 4th to
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 3: the 11th on October.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: And you won't be running into David Copperfield anymore.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: I think he's gone because it's right next to his theater,
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 3: the Brad Garrett Comedy Club. Oh, I see it. Hold on,
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 3: hold on.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God, I'm going to sleep.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, I hate that. I hate that.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, wait.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: Thank God that puts a sleep part.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 3: Or maybe leave it in.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 5: Who cares?
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: Never forget.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 3: There he is.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: Never forget.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 3: It's amazing.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: But you're going to perform there. That's always fun.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 3: Always fun. And then I'll be in Gainesville.
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  Speaker 2: Can I ask you, when you're there for so many nights,
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  Speaker 2: because how many nights are you there?
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  Speaker 3: Seven nights. It was a whole week.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: Now- What do you do in the day? Only once
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: have I done seven nights in Vegas to do standup.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: And it was a very long time ago, like before kids.
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  Speaker 3: Um, I mean, you, you, you find a way it's,
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 3: it's definitely boring. It gets boring. You know, you're in
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 3: a casino like the entire time.
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  Speaker 2: I went to a different casino every day.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: That's what I did. I went, I tried each different.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 3: One, but I find Vegas is like the casinos. They
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 3: look close, but they're far.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 3: You walk out onto the strip. And you're like, oh,
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 3: I could walk to that one. And you start walking.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: I saw such a funny video about that where it
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: just kept getting further and further.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you never actually get there. And it's across the
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 3: street and it's a nightmare.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: So what do you do with your afternoons? Do you
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: hang in the room? Do you read?
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, hang around the room, walk around. Like watch TV, yeah.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 3: You are in like a separate building. Okay. Which is
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 3: kind of nice. And then you are an employee of
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 3: the MGM, so they give you an employee dining room card.
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  Speaker 2: When I did my week, a million years ago and
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: I was only making a small amount of money. I
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: did go to the employee dining.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 3: It's wild.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 2: And I did get some meals there.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You sit down there with like the housekeepers and
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 3: people who work in the dealers and everybody. It's just, yeah.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: Do you get some, do you go for a few meals?
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 3: Well, I did the first couple of times I did it.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: I was like, Oh, I don't want to do that.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 3: I'm better than that. And now I'm three meals a
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: day down. I love it. I'm like, uh, yeah, I'm
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 3: like the king of the, uh, what do they call
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 3: it they call it something you have like a employee
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 3: edr employee dining room.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh it's probably great it's all the same food right yeah.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: It's great love it coffee got everything and they try
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 3: to they do like things to try and you know
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 3: boost morale so they have like somebody set up like
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 3: a scary pumpkin in the corner like a halloween thing
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 3: and like nobody gives a shit they're like fuck they're
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 3: just saying you're eating in front of like santa claus.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 2: And Okay, what's your next thing after Vegas?
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 3: Then I go to Gainesville, Florida.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 2: Fun.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 3: I'm at the place called the Signal Lounge in Gainesville, Florida.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 3: That's on the 16th of Friday night, October 16th. And
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 3: then I go to Tampa, everybody. Tampa Sidesplitters, one of
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 3: my favorite places in the world, Saturday night, the 17th
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 3: of October. I do a 6 o'clock show. It's almost
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 3: sold out. There's a few tickets left.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: It is sold out. That's why they added the 8.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 3: They added an 8 o'clock, so I need to sell
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 3: some 8 o'clock tickets.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 2: Which is great.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 3: I need to sell some 8 o'clock. Still early.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 2: You can get a cute dinner.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 2: And then go see your show. Still be home by 10.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 3: And it's Tampa. You guys are all in Tampa. They
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 3: like to rip it in Tampa. Yeah, it's a fun
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 3: time down there. And then I have a bunch more,
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 3: but we'll get to those another time. Thank you, everybody.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: Chris Frangeli, cover to cover. Just a funny delight.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 3: Funny delight.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 2: Great stand-up. And now you can enjoy him with me
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: on November 14th as well, live and in the flesh.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 3: Strangely.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 3: When this airs tomorrow, I will have, I have a
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 3: show here.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 2: I know. And I have a lot of friends, super
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: excited to see you here.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know how super excited they should be, but anyway.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: They really should be. Yeah.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 3: I feel like sometimes when I do like these like
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 3: private shows, I'm not my normal self.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 2: You should just be your normal self because the audience
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 2: is going to be great.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: Bring out all the stops.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm going to bring out all the stops. All right.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: Thank you. And everything for me is at HeatherMcDonald.net. And
• 1:29:55
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• 1:29:59
  Speaker 2: to quit. Thank you. Love you.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 5: Bye.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 4: They think you're done for the day, but they don't
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 4: know about the drawer. The drawer. Just the one square
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 4: before bed. Or two, you know.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 2: Nobody's watching. You deserve a treat.
• 1:30:22
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• 1:30:24
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