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5/7/2026-Full Show:Why This Girl Is Using Her BF Is Crazy? · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: D FW. It's time to welcome Welcome.
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  Speaker 2: Million, Bill Need the Care, the Kid by the Kill.
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  Speaker 3: Billy the Kid in the Morning starring the one and
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  Speaker 3: only Candice Lopez and producer Pooh.
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  Speaker 1: Billy the Kid in the Morning is the incredible of
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  Speaker 1: life and logo.
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  Speaker 4: Billy's a Kid in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Welcome to your Thursday. And it's mixed one
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  Speaker 1: or two point nine Billy the Kid. Candae Lopez is here,
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  Speaker 1: Producer Poo is here. It is Friday eve. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what's going on with my allergies. Is anybody else
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  Speaker 1: allergy is going crazy?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, and I don't typically get bothered by allergies, but
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  Speaker 5: we start the show around six right now, by eight
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  Speaker 5: nine o'clock, my throat is just hurting. I can't control
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  Speaker 5: my voice, so you've just got sniffles and sneezes.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like this spring has been the weirdest weather.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I don't know what's going on, but then the
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  Speaker 1: weather's kind of block again today and it's messing with
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  Speaker 1: my head, my headache, and my throat, my feet, my toes.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm cracking when I get up.
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  Speaker 5: That's normal.
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  Speaker 1: It is after forty Yeah, gotcha, all right?
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  Speaker 4: Candice, what else is going on? Good?
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  Speaker 5: Well, I'm just like so excited, like today's Christmas for
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  Speaker 5: me because hey, I'm getting a haircut after the show today.
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  Speaker 5: It's been so long since I've had a haircut. But
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  Speaker 5: then tonight. Okay, thank you guys so much for introducing
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  Speaker 5: me to the restaurant First Watch. Oh yeah, you guys
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  Speaker 5: told me about it last like December ish and I
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  Speaker 5: finally went. Well, they invited me to a Mother's Day
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  Speaker 5: dinner special breakfast for dinner event, which that's my favorite meal,
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  Speaker 5: breakfast for dinner. And it's tonight, and so I'm so excited.
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  Speaker 5: Oh love.
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  Speaker 1: First Watch is so good, I know.
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  Speaker 5: So I kind of owe this to you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're welcome to Go Blates.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll bring to Go plates for sure. Yeah, they're
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  Speaker 5: gonna have a whole thing tonight for mom.
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  Speaker 1: They should pay for moms. Yeah, and make it happen
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  Speaker 1: good for them. I love the oh the avocado toast.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm not even a big like avocado toast person,
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  Speaker 1: uh huh, but the way they bring it out, it's
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  Speaker 1: just all fresh and it's.
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  Speaker 5: Nice and yeah, and they have kale juice and they
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  Speaker 5: have they have it's super good. It's it's sweet.
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  Speaker 1: I've never had that there. But okay, I have two friends.
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  Speaker 5: Who also love First Watch, and they were like, you
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  Speaker 5: have to get the green juice. The kale juice is
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  Speaker 5: so good and they're not even like kale kind of girls.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, you don't hang out with kale girlies.
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  Speaker 6: No, forget the French toast kale juice.
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  Speaker 5: It's five stars.
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  Speaker 4: Do we have to shrink kale juice?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? I think they're gonna have it tonight. Okay, all right, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: maybe I can get some bottled up for you now
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  Speaker 5: we're good.
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  Speaker 1: No, you like it, I promise that's okay, cannics, I
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  Speaker 1: appreciate that, but keeping kill for me.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's a big day. Thank you First Watch.
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  Speaker 5: They're so sweet.
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  Speaker 4: I love that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad they brought that up, brought to you and
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  Speaker 1: pamper all the moms. Yeah, for Mother's Day coming up,
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  Speaker 1: which I can't believe it's Sunday.
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  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, guys, husband's figure it out Thursday.
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  Speaker 4: Kids, figure it out. Producer some poo.
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  Speaker 6: Last night was fourteen year old son Brendan his last
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  Speaker 6: choir concert.
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  Speaker 3: And.
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  Speaker 6: I put it on my Instagram he had a football
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  Speaker 6: game yesterday from four to five thirty. Then he had
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  Speaker 6: to go to this choir concert and I said, you sure.
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  Speaker 6: He's like, yeah, I'm gone stick it out. And I
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  Speaker 6: feeled him and you see.
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  Speaker 4: I saw it. Yeah, I saw it.
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  Speaker 1: And I thought to myself, shut that choir program down,
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  Speaker 1: thank you.
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  Speaker 4: No, I was, I was listen.
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  Speaker 1: See what I'm talking about. Clue said, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if I want my kid to do
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  Speaker 1: choir because it's just like no one's into it.
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  Speaker 4: I watched this video. Every kid looks like they hated.
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  Speaker 4: They hated.
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  Speaker 5: I watched it, but my sound wasn't on, so I
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  Speaker 5: need to go back and watch.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, trust me. They're singing brown Eyed Girl and that song.
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  Speaker 1: They're just singing there. They look everyone looks so mad.
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  Speaker 1: To me, they're like my brown eyes girl.
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  Speaker 5: Oh no, hands.
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  Speaker 6: Are barely moving, they're yawning these movements and being sync.
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  Speaker 1: And no, go watch the video. Every kid there looks
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  Speaker 1: like they're on a different routine.
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  Speaker 6: They they just look like they hate it. And I
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  Speaker 6: thought to myself, why are you doing this? Why is
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  Speaker 6: everybody here?
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  Speaker 5: Maybe they were just hungry.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, there's like one kid who's really into it
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  Speaker 1: and singing okay, but you can't even see them. And
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  Speaker 1: I was like, okay, there's one kid into it, but
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  Speaker 1: every other kid looks like they're being tortured by a
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  Speaker 1: terrorist group.
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  Speaker 7: And all the all the parents were like clapping and
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  Speaker 7: like whoa.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, what are you cheered for? This
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  Speaker 1: is terrible.
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  Speaker 6: If I would have never heard, if I would have
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  Speaker 6: never heard pooh, you know, when he talked about how
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  Speaker 6: it's not good, I thought, remember I was defending him,
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  Speaker 6: like I don't say that about the kids.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Then I watched it and I was like, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I get it. And it's not that they're not talented.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure they could sing if they wanted to, but
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  Speaker 1: it literally looks like not one kid just cares to
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  Speaker 1: be there.
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  Speaker 4: Oh so there you go.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, choir go ahead, No more suffering.
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  Speaker 5: That's it. That's it here.
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  Speaker 4: My brown Eye Girl.
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  Speaker 6: Top stories on the Tense with Billy the Kid in
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  Speaker 6: the Morning only on the New Mixed one or two point.
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  Speaker 1: She used the one to know me My Brown Eye Girls.
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  Speaker 5: They were good. I just watched the video. They're so cute.
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  Speaker 1: We're talking about the choir kids that poo. No, they
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  Speaker 1: could be good, yeah, but you could tell they don't
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  Speaker 1: want to be there.
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  Speaker 5: Potential. What grade is that, poop? Eighth?
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  Speaker 4: Eighth grade?
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  Speaker 1: It was actually seventh and eighth.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, they were good.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, listen, they could be good, but they you
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  Speaker 1: could tell they just didn't want to be there. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So it's like kids, come on, figure out the end of.
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  Speaker 5: The school year two they're over everything.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well so were the teachers. Yeah, so they showed up, Candice,
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  Speaker 1: What is going on?
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  Speaker 5: Well, I got to a story we told you about
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  Speaker 5: at the end of the show yesterday. The University of
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  Speaker 5: Dallas men's basketball teams say they lost around sixty thousand
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  Speaker 5: dollars they raised the last year for a trip to
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  Speaker 5: London when this travel agency they were using just up
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  Speaker 5: and went out of business. Hasn't refunded their money. Guess
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  Speaker 5: who is stepping up and helping?
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  Speaker 4: Is it who I asked?
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  Speaker 5: It is who you asked? Mark Cuban?
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  Speaker 4: Oh goodness, Mark.
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  Speaker 5: So the team posted a video yesterday thanking Mark for
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  Speaker 5: his thirty thousand dollars donation and say they're working hard
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  Speaker 5: to raise the rest of the money, which is around
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  Speaker 5: seventeen thousand dollars. They were originally set to travel to
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  Speaker 5: London this month, but they pushed back their trip to August.
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  Speaker 5: And I think they're going. I think they're gonna make it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh good. Oh so Mark gave them thirty thousand.
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  Speaker 8: Give them thirty gonna give him his like private jet?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, and just say fly it over there and
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  Speaker 4: fly back.
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  Speaker 5: That would have been cool.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's probably a lot of kids going over
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  Speaker 1: there on the team. So yeah, so they need seventeen
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  Speaker 1: more thousand they do.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, So they're still taking donations on their website. You
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  Speaker 5: can fallow. I'm on Instagram to see kind of the updates.
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  Speaker 5: They're pretty good about getting together in the gym and
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  Speaker 5: saying stopping basketball to you know, talk about all of this.
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  Speaker 5: But that's things are looking up over there.
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  Speaker 4: Mark, can you just give the other seventeen?
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  Speaker 1: You know?
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  Speaker 4: Am I being greedy?
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  Speaker 5: I'm just well, I think he's, you know, wants to
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  Speaker 5: make it a point that they have to overnow. I
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  Speaker 5: think you're this themselves. So but I agree with you.
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  Speaker 1: I think you're right. And poor Mark Mark, well, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not going to say poor Mark. Yeah, but Marks, I'm
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  Speaker 1: always giving away money.
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  Speaker 5: He is like angel.
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  Speaker 1: Every time somebody needs money, and it's anywhere in Texas, right,
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  Speaker 1: people are like, well, just Mark Cuban do it. It's
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  Speaker 1: gotta get old. If you're him, he's.
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  Speaker 5: Getting tagged in cherry things.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I should do?
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  Speaker 1: Hold on? I got Mark's email. I think I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: venmo a hundred bucks. Just say here, man, you're always
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  Speaker 1: giving away money. Here's a hundred you might need it.
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  Speaker 1: He go message you back. Put your little money out.
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  Speaker 1: Mark Cuban like ten bucks and be like here in
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  Speaker 1: case times are tough.
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  Speaker 4: But no, I heard you giving out a lot of money.
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  Speaker 1: So here, but thank you, Mark, I got I got
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  Speaker 1: five on it, marky.
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  Speaker 5: Guys, The Physical Presidential Physical Fitness Test is coming back.
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  Speaker 5: This was phase out in twenty thirteen, but it uses
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  Speaker 5: exercise like mile runs and sit ups to rank students
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  Speaker 5: and then the top performers will earn the award. Do
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  Speaker 5: you guys remember this the worst day of elementary school?
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  Speaker 4: This was my worst day of life. Yeah, you know why.
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  Speaker 4: And it's only one thing I didn't mind running. I
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  Speaker 4: was a pretty authletic kid.
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  Speaker 1: I liked everything except one thing. What the pull ups?
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  Speaker 1: The damn rope? Oh was easy for me.
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  Speaker 5: I am smart for life.
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  Speaker 1: By the rope.
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  Speaker 5: Why don't you look at me and think I'm going
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  Speaker 5: to climb to the top of the ceiling of.
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  Speaker 4: The gym and then you got to hit that bell?
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  Speaker 5: Fourth grade canvas?
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  Speaker 1: No, fourth grade canvas wasn't climbing anything, No even sit ups.
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  Speaker 5: And then like have someone hold your feet? That's awkward too.
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  Speaker 5: Did they have someone hold.
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  Speaker 1: Your feet up?
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, I don't have someone looking at me and
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  Speaker 5: my feet.
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  Speaker 1: I had the worst time one day. It was fourth grade.
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  Speaker 1: I'll never forget it. Like it was yes to day
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  Speaker 1: and I was doing sit ups and they're holding my
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  Speaker 1: feet and everybody's paying attention and watching and I let
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  Speaker 1: one slip out and I chewed it and I'm just
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  Speaker 1: being honest, and I never heard the end of it
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  Speaker 1: for my classmates.
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  Speaker 4: Like Billy tooted, Billy tooted. Then it's like Billy didn't
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  Speaker 4: make it up the rope, I'm supposed to hit this bell.
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  Speaker 5: I also couldn't do a chin up, So what else
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  Speaker 5: do you want to put one?
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  Speaker 1: I got stuff on it.
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  Speaker 6: Chin ups, yeah, that's what what got me. But the
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  Speaker 6: row chiups or pull ups yeah, pull up yeah? No,
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  Speaker 6: wonder you can't do.
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  Speaker 5: One CrossFit once? I think they called it a chin up.
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  Speaker 1: They called ups back then too. How many could you do?
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  Speaker 4: Pooh?
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  Speaker 1: What chin ups? Goods? Five or six?
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  Speaker 4: That's it? How many now.
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  Speaker 1: We tried that in the gym? Remember?
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, we had Billy grabbed my foot tory to help.
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  Speaker 5: My whole life.
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  Speaker 6: I can do about one and a half now, who
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  Speaker 6: did a forehead us?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, this test is going to be mandatory at schools
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  Speaker 5: on you know, US military bases. They're encouraging public schools
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  Speaker 5: nationwide to do it as well. So we'll keep your
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  Speaker 5: post if you need to get your kids in.
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  Speaker 1: The anxiety rope club.
• 10:19
  Speaker 4: I got a lot of anxiety as a kid.
• 10:21
  Speaker 5: That day, for sure. Well, guys, we got our first
• 10:24
  Speaker 5: look at the prequel to Legally Blonde yesterday. It's called El.
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  Speaker 5: It's already been renewed for a second season, but this
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  Speaker 5: storyline follows young el Woods. Of course, Reese Witherspoon's iconic character,
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  Speaker 5: and she's leaving her perfect life and Belle Air after
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  Speaker 5: she learns her dad has to find work in Seattle.
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  Speaker 5: We pretty much meet Elle in nineteen ninety five, and
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  Speaker 5: then we sort of see her Journey to becoming the Elwoods.
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  Speaker 5: We all know from the movie h Reese. Witherspoon did
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  Speaker 5: help cast the character of Elle and as a producer
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  Speaker 5: on the show. I don't. I rarely put a TV
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  Speaker 5: or film on my calendar on my phone, like I
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  Speaker 5: put Michael Jackson. I put and that was announced to
• 11:00
  Speaker 5: put it right on my calendar. You cannot forget. I'm
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  Speaker 5: seeing this July first, the series premieres on Amazon Prime,
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  Speaker 5: and I cannot wait. You're excited for Yeah, that movie
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  Speaker 5: was so iconic. I've legally Blonde. He knows all the quotes,
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  Speaker 5: but I don't know about you.
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  Speaker 6: Have I seen it? What's a quote from Give me
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  Speaker 6: a quote from it? Give me a quote from Legally Blonde.
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  Speaker 1: You can like it's hard?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, what like it's hard?
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  Speaker 4: Like it's hard?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I thought that was from a clueless ben and snap.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, snap too, Yeah, because that's what she talked old
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  Speaker 6: girl to do.
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  Speaker 1: When I understand that. But when did you watch this
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  Speaker 1: legally Blonde?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, years ago you did it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, It's just like it's so weird.
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  Speaker 5: I just can't imagine one it came out.
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  Speaker 1: I just can't.
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  Speaker 6: Imagine who's sitting down as a grown man. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 6: not alone. I watched it with Actually I watched it
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  Speaker 6: with two girls back.
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  Speaker 5: They Yeah, that's what movie you watched with women?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I would just watch it the other watch Say, ladies,
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  Speaker 8: y'all want to come over and watch legally, I'll order
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  Speaker 8: some sashimi, some shashimi?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, alright, stories.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, really fake news?
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  Speaker 1: You're ready, I'm gonna give you three headlines, gonna tell
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  Speaker 1: me which one is fake. And the news is always crazy.
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  Speaker 1: It gets crazier by the day. So sometimes this game
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  Speaker 1: guitar headline number one driverless Waymo takes off with man's luggage.
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  Speaker 1: Driverless Waimo takes off with man's luggage headline number one.
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  Speaker 1: Headline number two. Women arrested after hiring marching band to
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  Speaker 1: follow her ex boyfriend around for nine straight days. Woman
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  Speaker 1: arrested after hiring a marching band to follow her ex
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend around for nine straight days.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's kind of genius. Headline number three.
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  Speaker 1: Florida woman arrested for allegedly kicking boy at football game.
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  Speaker 1: Florida woman arrested for a kicking boy at football game.
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  Speaker 1: You can't do that if that's real. Maybe sometimes every
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  Speaker 1: once in a while, though.
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  Speaker 6: Kid might just need oh my gosh, because he can't
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  Speaker 6: hit other people's kids respect. It's frown upon, I think,
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  Speaker 6: all right, headline number one, What do you think it is?
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  Speaker 4: Kenni's one, two, three? Which one is the fake story?
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  Speaker 4: You want to pass it?
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  Speaker 1: The poop man?
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  Speaker 5: This is hard today? Did I pass it to you yesterday?
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  Speaker 6: I did?
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  Speaker 5: All right? Lock me in right now for that second story.
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  Speaker 5: Then the marching band story.
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  Speaker 1: You don't think that's real. No, you don't think a
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  Speaker 1: woman would do something to get revenge on a man.
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  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I just don't know if it would be
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  Speaker 5: a marching band. Like I had a friend pour pickle
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  Speaker 5: juice on her husband once in the shower because he
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  Speaker 5: hated pickles. Marching man, wait so much?
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  Speaker 1: Who's out of here? Torn pickle juice?
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  Speaker 5: She knew that he didn't like pickles, so she was
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  Speaker 5: mad at him. Yeah, she's done pickle juice on him
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  Speaker 5: while he was in the shower.
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  Speaker 1: A weird way to get revenge on a guy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and he didn't. So she was kind of man because
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  Speaker 1: if she wasn't, if she was real match, she wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: have done in the shower. Should have just done it
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  Speaker 1: totally right, But he didn't like pickles. I'm more more
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  Speaker 1: freaked out about the fact that he doesn't like pickles.
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  Speaker 4: Weird.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, let's lock that in.
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  Speaker 4: Producer pout, which one do you think is the fake story?
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  Speaker 4: He's gonna go with that?
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  Speaker 1: Lock me in with that last story? A woman kicking
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  Speaker 1: a kid at a football game.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, you want to lock that in?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, lock of the in. How many kids have you
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  Speaker 1: kicked at football games?
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  Speaker 5: None?
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  Speaker 1: But I've wanted to. Okay, at least a couple. I
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  Speaker 1: appreciate that. Honestly, I'm right there with you. I've locked
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  Speaker 1: that in. It's locked in the winner today, Find no surprise,
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  Speaker 1: can a slow price?
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  Speaker 4: So that story was fake.
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  Speaker 1: Women arrested after hiring marching band to follow her ex
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend around for nine straight days. Now, I did see
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  Speaker 1: this going around and I got all excited about it.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: And it wasn't just a woman. The story that's going
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: around is ex Dallas cowboy cheerleader hires marching band, and
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: I was like, wait what? And then I started doing
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: some research and it looks like it's a fake story,
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: which I was like, ah, man, I wanted to be
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: real because I wanted the girl to come on the
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: show and what he do. But yeah, I can't find
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: any real oh nothing real about it as of right now.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: But if you've done something petty like this to get
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: back at your ex, feel free because I will absolutely
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: talk about it and put you on the air because
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: we love pettiness, all right, The real story's weamouh.
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: Driverless Weymo takes off with a man's luggage. A man
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: complained to Weimo that he was forced to fly without
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: a change of clothes because the Robotaxi drove off with
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: his luggage in the trunk after dropping him off the airport.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: And I've always wondered about this because you know, I've
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: taken a Weaymo, but never to the airport, never would luggage.
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: He said.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: It was his first and possibly last Weymo ride. He said,
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: I pressed the trunk open button trying to get my luggage.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: It didn't do anything, and the Waimo drove off immediately
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: and peeled out. He said. Waimo was alerted that they
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: had his luggage. He was trying to get them to
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: turn around, even chase the car to a point. Oh,
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: but the Waimo just kept going. And by the time
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: he got somebody on the phone, the luggage was gone.
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: Wow, good thing is idea in this passport or anything
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: wasn't in it.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: You know what's funny and what's crazy about it is
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: they refuse to pay or ship the luggage to him
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: because they said, we're not responsible for items left behind
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: in the vehicle. Yeah, He's like, I didn't that's not
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: what happened. I think they ended up working it out,
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: but how crazy is that?
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: Wow?
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Not only did he not get his luggage on the trip,
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: he had to go buy clothes, but they were like, no,
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: we're not shipping this to you.
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: That's not fair.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah happens when that happens.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Cool?
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: What a mess? All right?
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: And up? We should just call this Florida News because yeah, people,
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, Texas is not.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: Far behind though.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: News faker Florida News, Florida went arrested for allegedly kicking
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: a boy at a football game because quote, he hit
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: me first. No Nanna and na boo boo A fort
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Meyer's mother was arrested Saturday after allegedly running into a
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: youth football field. Running onto the field on a field,
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: I guess they were brawling and she repeatedly kicked a
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: thirteen year old player from the opposing team.
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: While he was on the ground.
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and she's thirty four. Her name is Renee Lambert.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: She was charged with child abuse without great bodily harm
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: and resisting an officer because after that, after kicking a kid,
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: she obviously resisted arrest. And she didn't do anything wrong.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: I guess she said the guy the kid kicked her first.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: The video circulating appeared what it seems like is Lambert,
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: the woman who had been cheering for her son's team,
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: the Falcons, kicking the boy during a Southwest Florida Panthers
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: youth football game. Lambert told old officers, Yeah, but the
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: kid hit me first, so I had to kick him back.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: The victim's mother said she would be pressing charges and
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: she has a coordinate set for June. First. Okay, well,
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: you know I did trip a kid on an airplane once,
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: so that was by a kind of by accident. You
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: ever do something, you ever have something like you want
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: to do it in your head and then your body
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: does it and you didn't You didn't want it to
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, well I don't know what that is.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: The kid was running up and down the aisle, and
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: I was like, well, I want to trip this kid
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: so bad. And I was joking around and who was there?
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm just next time he runs down,
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: I'm just going to stick my foot out. And while
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: I stuck my foot out, he happened to be running by.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: I manifested that the power of manifest but he was okay,
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: and he was like nine, yeah, so he's gonna be
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: all right. Yeah, he was like, did you just trip
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: that kid?
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: I was like, it wasn't me.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Right now, though, I'm cracking up at this because women
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: online are sharing the moment they realized they were dating
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: an idiot, and it's something the guy said or did,
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: And it doesn't have to be just women, by the way,
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: this thread is just women. But I'll tell you something
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: that I had a girl tell me one time that
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: I thought there's no way. She just said that, okay,
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: should we go over some of these? Because Ken, I'm
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: sure you've well not Eric your husband now, but I'm
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: sure you've dated some doozies back.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: In the day.
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, for sure, where you.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Were like did he really just say that? Was there
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: one moment you're like, this guy's an idiot.
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I think he claimed that, like getting sick was fake.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: He like didn't believe that people were actually kidding, like
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: could get sick. He's like, I've never been sick before.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: What do you mean a grown man who's never been sick? Yeah?
• 19:46
  Speaker 6: What?
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he just couldn't believe. He thought people were faking
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: being sick, like.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Everyone who were you dating?
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah? This, I mean it was random, just a random person.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: All right, Well, let's go over some of these.
• 19:57
  Speaker 7: What a weird Yeah, I know what? Yeah, okay, what
• 20:03
  Speaker 7: I have something? This one girl I was dating, she
• 20:06
  Speaker 7: came over to cook or whatever. I was cooking her dinner,
• 20:09
  Speaker 7: and she asked me, She goes, I can't. I can't
• 20:12
  Speaker 7: believe you don't wash your chicken. She asked me to wash.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: People do that?
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah what I don't.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: But a lot of people wash chicken. No, I don't.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: I don't wash chicken. But that's not even that crazy.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Well I know a lot of people have washed chicken. Yeah,
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: but she was literally.
• 20:26
  Speaker 7: Talking about, like said it in the thing with would
• 20:29
  Speaker 7: pall have been washed?
• 20:30
  Speaker 9: No?
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: I know people who wash it with dish soap? Oh no,
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: I swear? Well, wow, yeah people do. I don't know why,
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: but they do. Okay, you you've never washed your chicken? Noh, no, me,
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: I've never washed it, but I know a lot of
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: people who do. Have you seen people online do it
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: with dawn? Yeah? Weird.
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: I don't feel like that reside comes off, I don't think.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: So let's go over some of these though.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: This woman said in college, I came back from spring
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: break with bangs. The guy I was dating said, what
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: did you do your hair? I said, well, I got bangs.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: He stood there in silence, and finally he says, well,
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: I thought girls were just naturally born with bangs.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: What he thought? He thought that women's hair in the
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: front just naturally grew shorter.
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: Then, oh my god.
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: She goes.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: I sat there and I realized I'm dating an absolute idiot.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: He thought it just grew shorter up front.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you idiot.
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: We've been around a woman before.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: Apparently not. Another girl said.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Another woman said, my ex husband saw tampaxad on TV
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: and said, I swear they only advertised these when women
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: are on their periods. I had to explain to him
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: that we're not all on the same schedule.
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: He thought that all women the same time.
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: What a world?
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: What a world?
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: I mean, we just shut everything down for the week.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know what, maybe it should happen that way.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be mad at that.
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Same, I guess it's period week.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: Shut it down? I mean, why not? Okay, this guy,
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: this is all women? I say, you know, it's not
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: all women.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: It is all women saying they're exes or idiots or whatever.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: My ex boyfriend was concerned about having periodic night sweats,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: so he googled it and proceeded to tell me, in
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: the most serious manner ever, that he's suffering from menopause.
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: Okay, educate ourselves on women's hell.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: I had explained to him that that's not something he
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: would experience. He said, no, it is because I googled it.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: Okay, my ex.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: In college thought women could you. My ex in college
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: thought women could just produce breast milk on demand. He
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: was shocked when I informed in that you needed to
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: have a baby to do it. He goes, are you serious,
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: that's weird? Not really, James, non't that weird? Oh this
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: is a good one.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Here finally a one from a guy who DM me.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: He said, I knew I was dating this girl who
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: was not the smartest. But we were driving through some
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: back roads in the country. We passed a couple of pastures.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: She saw some cows. Got so excited and said, pull over, babe,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, look how fat these horses are.
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: Stop.
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: I'll be honest, that's something I would have said when
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: I first moved here.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: No, I mean I was shocked. I was shocked. The
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: cow swam. Yeah, whyepoo?
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: Pull over one time because I thought cow was drowning.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Drowning?
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: Are we going to do anyway? Okay, this guy says,
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: I was dating a girl.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: She bought a new car, and she asked me if
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: I change if I could change the settings from Spanish.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: He goes, what are you talking about. She says, well,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: it says Dora jar. Isn't that Spanish? He said, no,
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: that's English. You're doors open?
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'm not used to all these fancy cars.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you the one that I had.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: What.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: I dated a girl one time and in all serious
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: I'm not going.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: To say who. I'm not even going to tell you
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: to who. Does that feel bad? But in all seriousness
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: she told me, She goes, so, when you were born.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Did you choose in any or an Audi? What did
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: your parents choose in any or an auty? And I said,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: what are you talking about? She thought at birth you
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: picked if you wanted to have an any or an
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Audi belly button.
• 24:34
  Speaker 8: Yes, she did that.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: She thought you picked.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: She thought your parents were like, you know what, give
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: him an any give him an audio?
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: People with autis has she been around?
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: Apparently too many and it wasn't me.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: I was like, well I got an Inny and she's like,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: really Oak, So your mom wanted you to have an any?
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: I said, well, I don't think this is gonna work out.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Stories on the tents with Billy's the Kid in the.
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: Morning only on the new Mix one O two point nine.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: You got a dirty little secret coming up at seven thirty,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: get ready for that. And then eight thirty Orenidos in
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Mystery Dumplings. We are giving them away. You got to
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: trade us something, make it good. People already starting to
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: hit us up with stuff they want to trade.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: You could do that.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, why not call early, get it going, But
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: at eight thirty we're gonna do it. So Candice Lopez,
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: what's going on?
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: Well, before I forget Waterberger is celebrating teacher appreciation with
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: a free breakfast item for teachers this morning until nine am.
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: There's three items you could choose from. Just be sure
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: you have your school ID. So thank you to all
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: the teachers who listen every morning. And guys. City officials
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: in Dallas are asking people to give the bald eagle
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: family that's at White Rock Lake some extra space as
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: three eglits learn to fly. You know about these adult
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: eagles that are there.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: Wait, they're called what the babies are called?
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: Boys are called eglitz.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: I never knew that.
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, they the family is Nick and Nora. Well,
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: the parents they've been, you know, drawing crowds and photographers
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: since they showed up a few years ago. Oh wait,
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: hold on, yeah, Nick and Nora.
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: Since when are they named?
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: Well they yeah, they gave them names.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: I didn't know that.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I knew about them, but I didn't know their
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: name was Nick and Nora.
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah. It sounds like a sitcom or something.
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: That sounds like I'd watched that on Yeah.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Definitely for sure.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: Well, what they're saying is they're going through what's called branching,
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: so they're getting ready to fly, and apparently this process
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: can be rough for them. They're saying, these eaglets are
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: likely to fall out of the tree while they learn.
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: But they're expecting a lot of people in the area
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: for Mother's Day weekend, so they're basically closing the playground
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: on lother and putting barricades to block traffic, and then
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: they're setting up a perimeter around this tree where they live,
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: so if you're walking or biking, you can still get through.
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: They just want you to slow down when you're going
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: in the area because these little eagles are learning to fly.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're doing their things so cute. I'm an idiot,
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: by the way.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: The other day, this is like two weeks ago, I
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: called animal control in Carrollton because I was taking my
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: dog for a walk and I saw a crow and
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: you know, me and birds get alone. No, But I
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: saw a crow on the ground and I'm like, what
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: is this thing doing? And I called because I'm like,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: I don't want it to die. I don't know what
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: it needs, but I don't want to touch it.
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and animal control is like, it's a fledgling something.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: He's probably just learning how to fly. Just give him space.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: If he's not gone here soon, then let us know.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was gone.
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: I felt, well, did he learn to fly or something
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: bad happened?
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: No, I think he was learning to fly and he
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: was just on the ground from me. They trying to
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: figure life out. Good, we all go there, We've all
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: been there. I was there this morning. I laid there
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: on the ground trying to figure out how to fly.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: I just got to do it.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: Sometimes I figured out how to get here. Yeah here,
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: I am.
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: Give him some space, guys. This story about Pope Leo
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: is so funny. Guy, So, tomorrow's the anniversary of when
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: he was elected pope at the conclave. Remember Pope Watch
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: or whatever. It was kind of exciting last year. Well,
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: I guess you know. He had to change his address
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: on everything to Vatican City, even his bank info. So yeah,
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: two months into being the Pope, he personally called the
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: bank to change his phone number and address and he
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: was doing you know, the security questions and stuff, and
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: then the customer service lady tells him, you know, you
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: have to come here in person to make those changes.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: You're kidding.
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, he told her he couldn't, and she's like,
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: that's our policy. That's when he told her. Would it
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: matter if I told you, I'm Pope Leo. She wasn't
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: buying it, though, and hung up on him.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: Oh stop.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't believe him either, though, in fairness to her,
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: you're to call me and tell me you're the Pope.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: First of all. In my head, there's no way.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: There's no way the Pope is calling to change his
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: address to the Vatican.
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: Right, would you have people for that?
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's the Pope. Don't like pope people, right,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: you know that.
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't even thinking he had a bank account, like
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: a real bank.
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: Does he even need money?
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Does he even just a card that you could buy
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: anything straight from God?
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, straight from the old card.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Or something like a god ate amex or something. Yeah,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: you know swipe? Yeah, how are you gonna deny the Pope?
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: Well, they finally decided to let him make the change
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: without coming in when he told him, you know, I'm
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: just gonna have to move my account if you can't
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: help me, and they finally did.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: That is hysterical. I just can't imagine. Yeah, the Pope
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: doing regular things. It's funny to me.
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: It is wild, for sure. Yeah, the regular guys just.
• 29:18
  Speaker 6: Putting the Pope on hold, like no I'm the Pope. Hello, yeah,
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: pass me through, Pass me through, girl, I would for
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: your sake. Otherwise I'm gonna tell a big guy that's up.
• 29:30
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• 29:33
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  Speaker 1: we got Dirty Little Secret right now, don't forget eight thirty.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: So in about an hour from now, we're gonna do
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: tradio radio for these neidos and Mystery Dumplings. People are
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: already starting to try to trade his stuff online, which
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: I love that too.
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: You can also do it there at Mixing No.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Two nine FM, or call us either way eight thirty
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: for the needles and Mystery Dumplings. Oh man, I'm trying
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: to get it together to do Dirty Little Secret. But yeah,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: I don't mean to laugh. But a friend of ours
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: who lives in Chicago got bit by a goose. What
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: in the face, and I can't stop laughing. Can you
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: imagine she's okay, okay.
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: But it was sinkle to my own.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: She was a little bit tipsy from what I understand,
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: And basically she got up close to this goose trying
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: to be friends with it because oh, I mean this
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: never ends. Well, yeah, you know, she didn't realize it
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: was babies behind this goose. It was a mama goose,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: and the damn goose bit her in the face, writ
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: in the nose, writ in the nose, like she had
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: to go to the doctor and get a tennis shot.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: And then she had even googled is do geese have rabies? Yeah?
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: They don't.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Apparently, I can't. I can't stop laughing. This is I
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: don't trust birds and geese. Yea, who's up here trying
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: to play with a goose? No, not mean, don't do it.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: They're evil. Have you ever met a goose like, oh,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: that's a nice goose. No, they're awful things, the devil
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: with wings. Okay, all right, if you have a dirty
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: little secret, let us know. I just can't stop laughing
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: at it. That's so awesome, all right, you got one.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: So what is going on in your world, What do
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: you have to confess?
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. First of all, I want to
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: say that I know I'm gonna sound terrible, but I
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: promise to be honest. So I'm basically staying with.
• 31:37
  Speaker 10: My boyfriend or his boat, I.
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: Know, for his boat.
• 31:49
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I know.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: I hear it, I hear I gebt why you guys
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: are laughing?
• 31:54
  Speaker 6: I sound How is there any way to justify this
• 31:57
  Speaker 6: without being super fit?
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm here for it, I'm here, I'm listening,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: But how is there any way to justify going? Yeah,
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: I'm only staying with his dude because of his boat.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: Well, okay, all right, I know, I know it's gonna
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: shollow and I sound like I'm this horrible villain. But
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: I also I have been on Lake Lewisville pretty much
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: every weekend for the last two summers, and it is
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: so much fun. But everything, Yeah, but like every single
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: weekend are out there tied up, the party posts, music,
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: people everywhere, the drinks are flowing, and.
• 32:37
  Speaker 9: Like, honestly, it's the best and I look forward to
• 32:40
  Speaker 9: it all year and.
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: I bet you do.
• 32:43
  Speaker 9: I don't know, I just I.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: Do not want to miss out on anything, and even
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: my friends are like, do not break up with him yet?
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: We need the course W bing.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: It for my friend.
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: So, I mean, I appreciate you admitting it.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: And it's we always say it's a non judgment zone,
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: but it's kind of hard not to judge with I
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: feel like a guy's being used first.
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel bad for him.
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: I do feel bad for him, Judge, and you and
• 33:13
  Speaker 6: your trifling friends, I mean, right, you're a bunch of
• 33:15
  Speaker 6: lake rats on the boat us.
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: And I love party cove too.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: I get it. I want to have fun too, but
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I could stay with somebody, get
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: a paddle boat, paddle out there by yourself.
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, those are fun. And there's a bunch of dudes
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: with me to get exercise.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean if you have If you're a girl
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: and you're a woman and you want to get on
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: a boat, it's easy.
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: It's not so easy for a guy. No one's like, God,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to get more dudes on my boat.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: Not at all, I know, I know, I like, I
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: feel like a jerk.
• 33:45
  Speaker 10: I feel like I honestly, but I'm brave enough.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: To admit it and honestly before you guys, Judge, me
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: too hard. He's not this boyfriend of the year that
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: you just feel so bad for, like at all, What
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: do you mean, I've got him texting other girls more
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: than once, so there's the reason. Nothing super crazy, but
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: like definitely flirty, definitely crossing lines and like honestly like
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: I let it side, which probably says more about me
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: than him. But I don't know. The truth is I'm
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: not that in love with him. I mean I care
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: about you can tell you.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I had a feeling. So you two are
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: just there.
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: You're in a situationship, is what this is. You like
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: him for his boat, and he probably likes you because
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: you're hot.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's probably.
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: What it is.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: I mean I am hot, but I'm also really cool
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: and funny and he's just like whatever. So I see
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: those messages that gives me like the aokay, So like
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: that's how I sleep at night. As long as I'm right,
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: I mean, he's not as long as he's not embarrassing me,
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: like publicly, I'm not about to ruin my summer over
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: him texting a couple of chicks.
• 35:07
  Speaker 10: Like I know that.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: Sounds ruthless, and maybe it is a little ruthless, but like,
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: guys have been doing this since the beginning of time.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: We're both using each other, right, And he gets a
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: hot un girlfriend to show off on the boat, and
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: I get the boat with all my friends.
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: I mean it like that.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: When you put it like that, I love guys have
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: been doing this since the beginning of time. Do you
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: think do you think Noah brought a couple of chicks
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: on the art? Oh my gosh, like, hey, why not? Yeah,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: let me get two blondes to brunettes, you know, just
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: in case. And they were only using him because they
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: weren't getting into his beard.
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: Were definitely using him for his boat.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, true, Okay, they had to.
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: Noah told me it was okay.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, if Noah said so, then tie up. I'll
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: see a party cove this weekend whatever weekend.
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: Memorial Days coming.
• 36:09
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: So you're just riding it out and just see what happens.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: And I mean, you know, obviously, if your boyfriend's texting
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: other people and it doesn't bother you, isn't that a
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: sign it's probably not?
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 36:19
  Speaker 10: Right, no one exactly. Yeah, I'm fine with it. We
• 36:23
  Speaker 10: both get what we want.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Well, good luck, have a great summer. And I probably
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: will see you out there. Tell me what kind of
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: boat it is. I won't say anything to him. Don't worry.
• 36:33
  Speaker 10: It's the biggest boat, That's what I will say.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Oh whoa, okay, all right, And then there's some big
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: boats out there there is, so if he had a
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: tiny boat, you would have left.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: All right, he's going for Candace Court. It gets settled
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: here with Billy the Kid in the morning.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: All right, for the Honorable Judge Candice Lopez. I do
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: feel like people are driving extra crazy lately. Yeah, I
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: don't know what weather is it.
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's time of year. May summers just got us unhinged.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: I also feel like, too, it's everyone's a student driver.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Oh really, I feel like there's so many river that's all.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: I see student driver on stickers, student driver stickers everywhere
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: the cars, And I'm like, you're fifty am just figuring
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: this out now.
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: Oh, my neighbor has three on their car.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: One of my neighbors around the court has three student
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: drivers stickers on their car.
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: I mean, to be fair, people should have to go
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: back and redo drivers eased on. People are driving exactly.
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: Every five years.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: You should do it, all right, Candas Court is on
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: If you've got an issue at Candas on Air, at
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Candas on Air on Instagram, send her whatever you want.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: She'll solve your problem. She's very good at this. Well,
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: get a message from this guy. Since when did dating
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: turn into a job interview? It feels like women are
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: just running down a checklist these days. I'm twenty nine
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: and I went out with a girl I met online
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: because I wanted to get back out there after my
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: breakup a few months ago. But this just felt like
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: she was interviewing me for a position with her. We
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: were getting to know each other, and she kept asking
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: me how i'd react in different scenarios. Okay, if I
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: wanted kids, I think that's a pretty reasonable question. And
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: then she asked me about my job and if it
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: paid well. At that point, I had enough and I
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: told her that she reminded me of my HR department.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Oh god, no, not AhR, not HR. Decided to go
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: ahead and I paid the tab and I ended the date.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: I feel a little bad because she seems shocked. But
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: I thought dates were supposed to be fun and light.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Maybe I was too dramatic. Candace, please help Candace on Air. Okay,
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Candace Lopez what do you think you hear this?
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: Who was right? Who was wrong?
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, it's a little dramatic. You're gonna end
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: the date just because she started talking about your workplace situation.
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: What's the big deal about that?
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: I think you're just you're just talking and maybe he's
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: one of these guys that don't talk enough on a date,
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: so she's probably trying to find conversation.
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I think that was a little dramatic. Is
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: it wrong? Let me ask you this.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Is it wrong to ask somebody if they want to
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: have kids on a date on the first day?
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: Yes, I don't think so. Yeah, I don't think so
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: at all.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: I mean I think it's fine to talk about in
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: any situation, even like coworkers would ask each other, right.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Like, so at a certain age, you're out with somebody,
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: especially at a right at a certain age, and that
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: does matter because that's going to be an instant deal breaker. Yeah,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: at times, like there's certain people who if you don't
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: want kids and I do, what are we doing? Right?
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: Why take this to a second date?
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Like, I don't even want to go on a
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: second date.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: We're not going We're not going to do anything after
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: this because we're not on the same page, right, we
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: What he does. Because if you are talking to someone
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: who has some type of profession that you're not used
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: to being around, and you're curious, I would definitely be curious,
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: does that pay well? Leg exactly? What is that?
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Why you pocket watching? Why are you worried about my
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: bank account?
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: On the first date?
• 39:51
  Speaker 8: Come on?
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: Exactly? Said was your paycheck?
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: That's exactly right, That's what I was going.
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: Did you make before taxes?
• 39:58
  Speaker 6: Say?
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: You know, I think it had been taxed. She said,
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: how much do you make?
• 40:02
  Speaker 6: So?
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: How much do you make?
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: She said, basically, does does that pay well?
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: You could just say I do all right, right, it's sorry,
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: and I'm working my way.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, I've had people in this job people either
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: think you're so rich, yes, or that you're dirt porn
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: like people they think people in radio. They're like, you're
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: either barely making I mean, I've had people ask me,
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: so what else do you do?
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: I'm like, that's it, That's all I do.
• 40:24
  Speaker 6: And they're like really how And I'm like, because it's
• 40:27
  Speaker 6: a full time job, right, you know?
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: But people don't know No, totally, I wouldn't take offense.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: If if someone said does that pay well, I'd be like,
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: I mean, it depends on the situation.
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like he might be upset because maybe
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: his job doesn't pay well and he's like, oh, you
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: just asked me about something. I'm uncomfortable. It is in
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: my own right.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:47
  Speaker 6: I just think there should be a lot more more communication.
• 40:50
  Speaker 6: You can find other things to talk about other than
• 40:52
  Speaker 6: my pay and all that. She did look like she
• 40:55
  Speaker 6: was doing every conversation piece. But I mean, asking for
• 40:58
  Speaker 6: about kids on the first day. I've never had a
• 41:01
  Speaker 6: girl ask me about Like even before I had kids,
• 41:04
  Speaker 6: they didn't like, you want kids?
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: Like, why not? You think that's weird? I do you
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: want more kids? No?
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: The fact is done all right.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: So at the end of the day right now, Like
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: if you were to go on a date and the
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: girl said, hey, do you want to have kids? She says,
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: well I do, and you said no, then what are
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: we doing? Yeah, that's we're not on the same page.
• 41:24
  Speaker 7: Probably I wouldn't even go out, Like, how would you know?
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: That would be brought up before I even take that?
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: Even more strange?
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's okay to bring up so you're talking
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: on tender or wherever you're at.
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're like, so, girl, do you want to have
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: babies or what?
• 41:38
  Speaker 11: Well?
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: No, I'm just saying because I already have kids, and
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: if they asked me do you want I've had girls
• 41:42
  Speaker 6: ask me do you want more?
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: And I'd be like, no, why is it weird on
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: the first date? But it's not weird before you even
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: meet her? Well, because he doesn't have any kids. So
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: I just I'm thinking about the times when I didn't
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: have kids. We didn't bring this, we didn't ask stuff
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: like that. And maybe I'm just old school or whatever,
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: but when I didn't have kids, girls didn't be like, hey,
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: you want to have kids? Not on the first day. Girls,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: don't you ask me that.
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: No, I've had people ask me that, and I get
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: that about it.
• 42:08
  Speaker 7: I get that about the job because I've had questions
• 42:11
  Speaker 7: like do.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: You make a lot of money doing that? I'm sure
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: it's fun and blah blah blah. You know I deviated, right,
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I do Okay, I pay my where you
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: offended and walk off?
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: No, That's what I'm saying.
• 42:23
  Speaker 6: But I think you just need to be in today's
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: dating world. You just need to be a little bit
• 42:27
  Speaker 6: more open minded.
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: I don't think she meant it offensively.
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: It didn't seem like it.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: I wasn't there though, But it doesn't matter what I think,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: doesn't matter what Poo thinks.
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: It matters. Cannice Lopez, what you think you're the judge?
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, look, bro, I think you're guilty of being a
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: LinkedIn Larry. WHOA, I'll tell your profile.
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: Not a LinkedIn Larry.
• 42:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: I mean you're gonna have to get LinkedIn with someone
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: else now because I think she was just trying to
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: get to know you and she was just curious. I mean,
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: curiosity is good. Isn't that what we're all out here for.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: We were in the role.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: I agree. I was going to say he was in
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: over dramatic Oliver, Okay, he is guilty of being a
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: LinkedIn Larry.
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: There you go.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: It's nicest tough stories on the tents with Billy's Kid
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: in the.
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: Morning, only on the new Mixed one or two point us.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: To give away these needles and mystery dumplings. So we'll
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: do tradio radio. I'd start calling up soon if you
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: want to get in and trade us something. I mean,
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: whatever it is, We've been doing it all week. We
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: got a chicken we gotta go. We got a bouquet
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: of flowers, we got we got a lot of stuff
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: we've traded for. It doesn't have to be expensive, it's
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: got to be unique. So we'll do that coming up next.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Canna Slopez, what is going on?
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: Well, let me update you on this story we found
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: out about at the end of the show yesterday. The
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: University of Dallas men's basketball team. So they're saying they
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: lost around sixty thousand dollars they spent the last year
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: raising for a trip to London when the travel agency
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: they were using just suddenly went out of business filed
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: for bankruptcy. Well, guess who was stepping up to help
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: exactly who we thought would help. Mark Cuban. Yes, yeah,
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: I'm glad you put that out there on the radio.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: Yes today, I think you heard me.
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: I think he was listening for sure.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: So Mark just step up, give him your jen or
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: donate some money, and he did, Yeah, because he's the
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: best quick.
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: The team actually posted a video yesterday thanking Mark for
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: his thirty thousand dollars donation and say they are working
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: hard to raise the rest of the money. Which I
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: guess is around seventeen thousand dollars. They were originally said
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: to travel to London this month, but they've pushed back
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: their trip to August. But it looks like it's going
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: to happen. Hopefully, you know, they'll get the last seventeen
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: grand and be off on their trip.
• 44:29
  Speaker 6: Well, Mark didn't want to give him all of it
• 44:30
  Speaker 6: because he still has to show. You know, come on,
• 44:32
  Speaker 6: you gotta work for a little bit more, right, right,
• 44:34
  Speaker 6: I'm just.
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: Trying to completely say it is, but it's gonna make
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: sense bad.
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: Is he the richest man in Dallas?
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: That's a good question.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: The richest person in Dallas?
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: If you are, please call us?
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, you know, I mean, because I don't think
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: he maybe maybe not in Texas. Yeah, maybe he's not
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: the richest in Texas. Well, no, because Elon musk Oh,
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: that's true Texas either way, just random thought going yeah, yeah,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: well guys.
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: For the second time, Savannah got through abruptly left the
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: Today Show yesterday. Her co host Craig Melvin addressed it,
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: saying she had to leave a little early. Last month.
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: She left right before she was supposed to interview Anne
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: Hathaway when the show came back, Hodakapi was in her seat,
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: did the interview, and they carried on. No one ever
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: mentioned it, and we haven't heard a mention about it
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: this morning just yet. But yeah, still no updates in
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: the search for her mom. Nancy.
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: Do you think there's an update and that's why she left?
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's what they said last time, and then
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: we didn't really hear much. So at this point, I
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: just don't know. I wish they would just come out
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: and address it, you know, when it happens. But people
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: who watched the show regularly say, you know, she's not
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: the same, and I can't imagine you would be, especially
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: with Mother's Day coming up this weekend. It's got to
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: be yea a really awful time for her. But I'll
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: definitely keep you posted. And yesterday we got our first
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: look at the prequel to Legally Blonde. The show is
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: called Elle. It's already been renewed for a second season.
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: The storyline follows young Elwood's. Of course, that's Reese with
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: Spoon's iconic character, so Elle's basically leaving her perfect life
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: in bell l Air after she learns her dad has
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: to find work in Seattle. We're pretty much meeting her
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: in nineteen ninety five as she gets closer to the
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: Elwoods we know and love from the movie. But I
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: love that Reese Witherspoon is actually a producer on the show.
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: She helped cast Lexi, the actress who plays ell Woods.
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: But I've put this on my calendar because I'm looking
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: so forward to this, and I rarely do that, put
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: like a TV or film or something like that on
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: my calendar. But July first, the series is gonna premiere
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: on Amazon Prime.
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: I know you did it with Michael Jackson.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, I heard you.
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: Ever do it with anything else?
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: Though?
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: No, I had the mj movie on my calendar the
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: instant they announced It's whatever. That was last year. Maybe
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: it was two years ago, I don't even remember. But
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: this is on my calendar July first. I'm gonna binge.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Watch this show. Well, somebody told me I got to
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: watch the movie I've never seen, Legally Blonde.
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't believe you've still never seen it.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: I can't believe who has seen it. Who said that's
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: his go to movie with ladies? He said back then
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: he used to watch it with girls all the time.
• 47:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, why just because girls like that. I'd watch that
• 47:08
  Speaker 7: Sex and the City.
• 47:09
  Speaker 6: I watched a lot of girly stuff, but like as
• 47:11
  Speaker 6: like a date night kind of just to try to
• 47:13
  Speaker 6: get in good Yeah, yeah, okay, that's enough.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get you know, what is.
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: Good met just you know, make an impression.
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah it yeah, okay, great?
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: Nice?
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: All right, next time.
• 47:30
  Speaker 6: Those are your Texas soft story billing a kid can
• 47:33
  Speaker 6: of slow pants producer poo.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: And it's getting weird. It is getting weird for Tradio
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: radio right now. The stuff I'm getting online, the offers
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: online for these needles and the mystery dumplings. If you
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: don't even know what anito is, it's hard to explain
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: because a couple of weeks ago I didn't and I
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: didn't realize people waiting in lines that are five six
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: hours long to to just get a chance at one.
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: So we have some thank you to our boy Danny Clausinya, Right,
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: Danny's the best claus Aias are so much fun, and
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: he gives them away all the time at his shops.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: And you know at the game you play the claw
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: game and whatnot, and you could trade up for one.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: But now he gave us something to give away. So
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: what do you want to trade? Should we go over
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: some of the things online that we got yeah, at
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: mixed one two nine FM, and then we'll get for
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: the phones because there's people calling for some weird stuff. Uh, Candace,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: I have a feeling people don't email or DM you
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: the weird stuff that they DM me.
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: Okay, what do you got going on over there? What
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: are people offering to trade?
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: And offer to make fresh handmade flower tortillas? O? Sounds good?
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: This one says a sign tequila bottle signed by soccer
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: star Hugo Sanchez. Oh, someone offering to trade their boss?
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: Oh is there a boss?
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: Cool? I don't know?
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, yes, all right, I'd like the homemade tortillas.
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah that sounds so good.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's just because I'm really hungry right now. Okay,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: that's pretty good. Let me see well some of the
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: dms I got, See, I knew mine.
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: We're gonna be weird. Okay, are you ready for this?
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Candas Yeah, Benjamin Frisco offered to trade us his inflatable doll.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Oh what, oh mmm, I think you're good?
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Cool on that. We'll get back to you on that, Benjamin.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: All right, who's gonna d M on the side. Yeah,
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: I'll take care. I'll get you a Nido Tommy and
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Sherman said, he'll give us a limo ride anywhere we
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: want to go.
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: Oh, a limo in a long time.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Now, that's what I said. I said, Oh, that's cool.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: You got a limo And he said, yeah, not just
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: any limo. Oh, it's a Hurst slimo. Oh I know,
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: I don't want to see. I thought that's what made
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: it cool. Oh, go ahead, Yeah, I'm gonna go alone,
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: am I Hurst?
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Curse limo rid? Okay, fine, all right? If you got
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: one eight three three seven eight seven one o two nine? Alexis,
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: where are you from here?
• 49:43
  Speaker 7: Dallas?
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: What's up?
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: Lexis?
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: How are you this morning? You're doing good?
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm good.
• 49:46
  Speaker 11: How are you?
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: I'm good. Welcome to Tradio Radio. You got something to
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: trade us? What do you want to trade?
• 49:50
  Speaker 10: I'll trade Pokemon cards.
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know anything about Pokemon cards, but I know
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: that you go for a lot of money.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, depending on those type of cards, for sure, which
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: ones go for the most money, like S I R
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: S will be like special illustration.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, do you have gigglypoof.
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: What's his name?
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: Do you have a shar Zara? Do you have a Sharzard?
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah? My son actually pulled the gold on New Year's Day?
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: Oh does he know you want to trade his car?
• 50:23
  Speaker 10: I'm not gonna trade the gold, but he has a
• 50:25
  Speaker 10: couple more cards that I'm okay with trading.
• 50:28
  Speaker 11: He heard you guys talking about it this morning on
• 50:31
  Speaker 11: the way.
• 50:31
  Speaker 10: To school, and he was like, I want that.
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: I like that, all right. What's his name?
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: Sebastian?
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: Sebastian, you stay there, you're a finalist. I mean, we
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: love the kids Pokemon cards. Poofs licking his chops over here,
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: he'll sell one of those quick out eBay, okay, Brittany
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: and in it's what's up, Brittany?
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: How are you?
• 50:48
  Speaker 11: Good morning?
• 50:49
  Speaker 10: We're just getting some breakfast.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: I like it.
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: What you're getting, what you're eating, I'm taking it.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: And we're going to Chick fil A.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Oh god, man, I would do I would punch a
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: poo in the face right now for the chicken. I
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: would for a little chicks to be easy.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: Then I guess we're trading some Chick fil A.
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: I mean that might be it is that what you're
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: going to trade it. You got something else you want
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: to trade to?
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: No, we got we've got something else. So we are
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: actually a suite holder at x RP, which is Extreme
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: Raceway Park here in Faris, Texas.
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: Oh that sounds fun.
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: Oh really?
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: I mean yeah, you could have the middle suite. You
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: can any weekend if there's a race.
• 51:33
  Speaker 10: Are more to welcome?
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: We'll send you there a ticket.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, Cannas is so excited right now. I don't know
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: anything about racing. What kind of racing happens out there?
• 51:44
  Speaker 11: It is a drag rip.
• 51:46
  Speaker 10: It's a drag strip.
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: Who loves drag queens?
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: Different dregs?
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, it is a little bit of it's a little different,
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: but it's a they have like grunge racing or I
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: think they just went in with NHR as well.
• 52:01
  Speaker 10: I think that's their first year for them.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, you know what. Oh Brittany, you stay right there
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: because you are definitely a finalist. Okay, yes, stay right there.
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: Hold on.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: Oh this is good too, though. Crystalin Saxy? What up
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: in sexy Saxy? Crystal?
• 52:16
  Speaker 11: Hi?
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: How are you good?
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: You want to trade something? What you want to trade?
• 52:21
  Speaker 6: Coffee maker? Oh?
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: What Okay, these are all trying to get canvas on
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: her side.
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: They are offers us an espresso online too.
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: Someone offered espresso. Now coffee. What kind of coffee maker
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: is it?
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: I have a cuig it's like the old one and
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: then like the you can have the one with a pod.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I like an old krusty curig.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: Ye.
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: The best coffee comes out of those.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, not bad crystal, not bad at all.
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: You stay right there. Let me get with the judges.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: We got to pick a winter next. Last minute submissions
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: Tradio Radio eight three three seven, eight seven one two nine.
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: I guess we'll pick a winter next.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: We are doing Tradio radio right now for these Needos
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: and Mystery Dumplings. It's mixed one or two point nine
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: ability to kid Candicelow fans, producer food. We're giving away
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: to Needos and the dumplings. Thank you our boy Danny Clausinia.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: Go check out a clause Andia. We got so many
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: we're giving away. Hopefully we'll get more. And if you
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: have something that you brought up to trade, you're still
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: gonna be in the finals. Even if you don't win.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: Right now, we might call you back and be like,
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: you know what, we want to trade you anido for this,
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: so cause it's so hard to pick a winner. Yeah,
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: it's so because it's not about the most expensive thing.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: It's about the most unique thing. It's about you know,
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: maybe something that pulls at our heartstrings and who knows.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: Uh wait to hear the ones I'm getting online though.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: He're just some more that just came in. Okay, people
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: try to trade the craziest stuff. Hi to Heather and Alito.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: You know what she wants to trade an emu.
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: Oh if only we can accept Yeah.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: I heard legal told us no more live animals summer,
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: welcome to.
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: The no fund zone. But Heather, thank you.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: That sounds amazing. I would love to have a petty moon.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: Now we don't even know what to do with our
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: chicken and our goat though, right, yeah, I heard legals like,
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: you can't do that, so boring. Carlos and o Cliff
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: I got excited about this. You know what he wants
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: to trade? What an ice cream truck? And I said, Carlos,
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: get get Carlos on the phone immediately. We might have
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: a deal. And then he said, but ps, it doesn't
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: have an engine. Oh well, Carlos was supposed to do
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: Carlos the only ice cream truck where you have to
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: come to us. I'm still keeping it in there though,
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: and Nick and Frisco very tempting. He's definitely a finalist.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: Guess what he has and autographed Chuck Norris poster. Oh,
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: rest in peace to the legend.
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: Yea, I know.
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: But Angie, Angie, Okay, now what do you got, Angie?
• 54:46
  Speaker 11: So I have homemade pickles I make. I make deal
• 54:50
  Speaker 11: pickles and bread and butter pickles and icy pickles.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Jam I like the spicy.
• 55:00
  Speaker 11: Mine are always nice and crunchy too, so that's always
• 55:04
  Speaker 11: really important for people.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: But you know what pickles I like the most, because
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: I love pickles. I love those Grillo pickles or whatever
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: they are.
• 55:11
  Speaker 11: I'm not gonna talk trash about grillos, right because that's
• 55:13
  Speaker 11: not the that's not the way to do it. But
• 55:15
  Speaker 11: I do want to let you know that grillos Grillos
• 55:18
  Speaker 11: is not a pickle. It's a marinated cucumber. All they
• 55:22
  Speaker 11: do is they put cucumbers and brine and stick it
• 55:24
  Speaker 11: in the fridge.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: You can make that. I love it. I love it.
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: You know your pickles. You know that was a test.
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: I was just putting to the test. I was putting
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: it to the test.
• 55:35
  Speaker 6: So you'll give us some pickles, some bread and butter,
• 55:37
  Speaker 6: and some spicy pickle, spicy.
• 55:39
  Speaker 11: Ones, bread, butter, bread and butter. And I've got spicy
• 55:44
  Speaker 11: bread and butter.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: Can I can I request something? Can I request something
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: like a song? Can I request some ranch flavored bread
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: and butters?
• 55:53
  Speaker 11: So you're not gonna believe this. I don't make a
• 55:55
  Speaker 11: ranch flavored bread and butter, but I would try it
• 55:58
  Speaker 11: for you. I make a I do make a ranch
• 56:00
  Speaker 11: dil though.
• 56:01
  Speaker 6: Oh I want a spicy deal's Yeah, I got you
• 56:05
  Speaker 6: all right?
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: You know what.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: Let me consult with the judges real quick, Angie. I
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: think you are a winner today. Okay, pickle queen, Yes,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: can we.
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: Start a brand of poo pickles?
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: Pickles?
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: Withered and old?
• 56:28
  Speaker 11: Well, every morning when I drive, I go and watch
• 56:31
  Speaker 11: my grandson a couple of days a week, And every
• 56:33
  Speaker 11: time I drive, I listen to you guys, and all
• 56:35
  Speaker 11: I do is.
• 56:36
  Speaker 10: I laugh or I say that guy is so bad.
• 56:41
  Speaker 11: I actually am called the pickle Queen. My husband and
• 56:44
  Speaker 11: I we make pickles. We're called mister Wally's pickles. But
• 56:47
  Speaker 11: we're just a little mom and pop shop and we
• 56:50
  Speaker 11: make them and sell them here in the DSW and
• 56:52
  Speaker 11: this around.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: Well, how can I not support that? That sounds awesome.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: We got to hook you up. You got a NIDO.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Congratulations Angie, and we're I'm absolutely excited to taste your pickles.
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: I'm so high.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Put her on hold. There's it's so hard to pick
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: a winner, but we had to. I mean, come on,
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: they never whole pickle company local. What's what's the website?
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: Website?
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: Mister Wally's dot com, mister wally dot com, pickled.
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: Pickle, garlic.
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: Oh, bring it all on right now. Our breath is
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: gonna be funky.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: Top stories on the tents with Billy's Kid in the morning.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: Only on the new mix one two point nine chance
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: at another thousand dollars coming to be nine to forty.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: We do that fat stacks of cash on the forties
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: pretty much all day, every hour. If you want a
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: grand Candice Lopez, what.
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: Is going on?
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: City officials in Dallas are asking people to give the
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: bald eagle family at White Rock Lake some extra space
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: as three eaglets learned to fly. H So the adult
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: eagles are Nick and Nora. They've been drawing crowds and
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: photographers since they showed up in twenty twenty one, but
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: they're now doing what is called branching, so they're basically
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: getting ready to fly, and apparently this process is kind
• 57:59
  Speaker 5: of rough.
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's tough.
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so they will likely fall out of the tree
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: while they learn. But you know, they're expecting a lot
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: of people in the area for Mother's Day weekend, so
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: they're saying give them space. Back up. They're saying they're
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: also going to close a playground on lowther Street and
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: put barricades to block traffic and set this perimeter around
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: the tree until they can get this figured out.
• 58:20
  Speaker 6: Well, it's unfortunate that we have to do that and
• 58:22
  Speaker 6: close stuff, but people get too close to animals and
• 58:25
  Speaker 6: try to take pictures and touch them. And it's cool
• 58:27
  Speaker 6: that we have these eagles here and you're just been
• 58:29
  Speaker 6: chilling here for years. Yeah, I didn't realize they were
• 58:31
  Speaker 6: still there.
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but if you're in the area and you're walking
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: or biking, you can still get through there. They just
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: want you to slow down, but just something to be
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: aware of. And now I feel like more people will
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: probably go by, Yeah, to try to see them.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: I would they take pictures. But you know, have you
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: seen the people like on these trails that see the bobcats?
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: They try to like hear kitty, kitty, it's a bobcat, right.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: Like my friend in Chicago just got a tag by
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: a goose. That's crazy and she deserved it because she's
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: messing with the goose. She's like, hey, goose, and it's
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: babies behind it and bit her write in the nose.
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: No one got it on film.
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: No, I mean it broke skin. She had to go
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: to the doctor and get a tennis shop.
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: Wow, that ruins and go to MYO it will.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she had too much tequila. Do geese I almost
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: said do geese drink? No, do geese have teeth?
• 59:18
  Speaker 5: That's a good question. I don't know. Maybe they just
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: have like that ridge inside their right or whatever.
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: I don't know, but pretty intense. If it could break skin.
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah for sure, watch out, guys. The Presidential Physical Fitness
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: Test is coming back. They phase this out in twenty thirteen,
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: but it uses exercise like mile runs and sit ups
• 59:38
  Speaker 5: to rank students and then the top performers will earn
• 59:41
  Speaker 5: the award. I know This was the worst day of
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: elementary school every year for me. I just couldn't do it.
• 59:46
  Speaker 5: I couldn't do sit up, so I couldn't climb the rope.
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: Every fat kid's nightmare.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I was husky, so seeing a husky
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: little billy climb the rope right was just like, you know,
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: all the kids are going, go billy, come on.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: I wasn't ringing that damn bell.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: I didn't even know there was a bell up there.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: Ye oh my gosh, really, who you did that?
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: I was able to do the rope, but the chin ups. Yeah,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: I hated the chin up and did a forehead up.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah it's better than me.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 11: What you do?
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah? I just dangled for a minute. My time was
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: up for sure. Anyways, It's just like they.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 6: Said time the visual of a little can of Lopez
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 6: just being a human dingle barrier.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much just dangling there every year.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: Story. Let me tell you this, guys, this story about
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: the pope is pretty funny. So tomorrow's the anniversary of
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: when he was elected pope at the conclave. You remember
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 5: all the drama last years. We were waiting for the
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: smoke to come out Pope. Watch, well, I guess. You know,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: he had to change his address on everything over to
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: the Vatican City, even his bank info. So two months
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: into being the pope, he personally called his bank to
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: change his phone number and address and he was doing
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: you know, the security questions and stuff, and then the
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: customer service lady told him, you know, you're gonna have
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: to come in in person to make those changes. He
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: told her he couldn't do that. She said, that's our policy,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: and that's what he was like, you know what it matter?
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 5: If I told you I'm Pope Leo, she wasn't buying this.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: Are you serious?
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: Hung up on the pope?
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: Wow?
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: I mean who in fairness to her though, who's gonna
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: believe that?
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah? I mean his voice isn't that recognizable. It's not like,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: you know, I don't know.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: Matt McConaughey, Colin, sure you're the Pope?
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 11: Right?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: Okay? Cool?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: I can't And why do you have to even change
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: your address when you're the Pope?
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: Can't you?
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 6: Just like we'll figure that out. Do you even need anything? Like,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 6: if you're the Pope, do you even need money?
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: I guess, I mean, I don't know.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: Who's charging the pope for anything.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: I mean, he still has family and bills and properties
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 5: and things.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: I would guess, I don't know he's living at the
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: Vatican that they don't charge him rent, do they? And
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: he don't pay no rent over there, all bills all inclusive.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: You can get educated on how the pope were the
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: pot is the pope role?
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: Right, Like, I'm sure there's people in customer service who
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: have to deal with celebrities sometimes that would be a
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: weird feeling to be. You know, we're gonna chase bank
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: and somebody's calling you and you're.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: Like, wait, is this like the Ryan Reynolds?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: Is this Ryan Reynolds real? Is this the Matthew McConaughey. Yeah,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: And then you're of course you're gonna creep and look
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: at their balance and all their stuff.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 5: Oh, for sure. They finally let him make the change
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: without coming in. You know, he told them he was
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: gonna have to switch banks and move his account if
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 5: they couldn't help him. So they they worked it out.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: Final lyas why is the pope doing like mundane stuff?
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: Funny to me?
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: Right, Like, you're the pope, you gotta go renew your license?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: Why do I have to do that I'm gonna Pope
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: figure it out.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: Just give me a new one.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell God if you mess with me, I'm
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: telling God, don't put me in all the.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: All right, I'm Canda Slowpez. Those are your Texas top stories.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: This is Dirty Little Secrets.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: I'm Dix one O two point nine.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: I'm bill At a kid, Canda slow Pants producer.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: Poo.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: We got a thousand dollars coming up next. If you
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: wanted a grand we do it on the four Parties,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: every hour, pretty much all day. Okay, fat stacks of cash,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: get your money. Next, dirty little secret. If you've got one,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: feel free to reach out anytime and confess and you do. Okay,
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: here we go.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: First of all, I want to say that I know
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna sound terrible, but I promise to be honest.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: So I'm basically staying.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 10: With my boyfriend or his boat, you know, I know,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 10: for his boat, his boat. Yeah, I know. I hear it,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 10: I hear I get why you guys are laughing, I
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 10: sound How.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: Is there any way to justify this without being super fit?
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm here for it, I'm here, I'm listening,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: But how is there any way to justify going, Yeah,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: I'm only staying with this dude because of his boat.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: Well, okay, all right, I know, I know I'm gonna go,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: and I sound like I'm this villain, but I also
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: I have been on Lake Lewisville pretty much every weekend
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: for the last two summers, and it is so much fun.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 9: But everythingle Yeah, but like every single weekend are out
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 9: there tied.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: Up, the party posts, music people everywhere, the drinks are flowing.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 9: And like, honestly, it's the best and I look forward
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 9: to it all year and.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: I bet you do.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: I just I do not want to miss out on anything.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: And even my friends are like, do not break up
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: with him? Yet? We need the course?
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: Wow doing it for my friend, So, I mean, I
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: appreciate you admitting it. And it's we always say it's
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: a non judgment zone, but it's kind of hard not
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: to judge with you. I feel like a guy's being
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: used first, Yeah, for him, I do feel bad for him, judge,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: and you and your trifling friend. I mean, right, your
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: a bunch of lake rats on the boat and I
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: love party cove too.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: I get it.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: I want to have fun too, but I don't know
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: if I could stay with somebody, get a paddle boat,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: paddle out there by yourself.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, those are fun and there's a bunch of dudes
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 5: with both exercise.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean if you have if you're a girl
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: and you're a woman and you want to get on
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: a boat, it's easy.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: Is it's not so easy for a guy. No, One's like, God,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: I can't wait to get more dudes on my boat.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: Not at all.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: I know, I know, I like, I feel like a jerk.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: I feel like I honestly, but I'm brave enough to
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: admit it. And honestly before you guys judged me too hard.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: He's not this boyfriend of the year that you just
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: feel so bad for, like at all. Do you know
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: I've got him texting other girls more than once, So
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: there's the reason. Nothing super crazy, but like, definitely flirty,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: definitely crossing line and like, honestly like I let it side,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: which probably says more about me than him. But I
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: don't know the truth is I'm not that in love
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: with him. I mean, I care about you can tell you.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I had a feeling. So you two are
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: just there, You're in a situationship is what this is
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: you like him for his boat and he probably likes
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: you because you're still hot. Yeah, that's probably.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: I mean I am hot, but I'm also really cool
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: and funny and he's just like whatever. So I see
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: those messages that gives me like the aokay, so like
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: that's how I sleep at night. As long as I'm right,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: I mean, he's not, as long as he's not embarrassing me,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: like publicly, I'm not about to ruin my summer over
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: him texting a couple of chicks. Like I know that
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: sounds ruthless, and maybe it is a little ruthless, but
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: like guys have been doing since the beginning of time,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: we're both using each other, right, And he gets a
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: hot sun girlfriend just off on the boat, and I
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: get the boat with all my friends.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, when you put it like that, when you
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: put it like that, I love you. Guys have been
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: doing this since the beginning of the time. Do you
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: think do you think Noah brought a couple of chicks
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: on the art? Oh my gosh, like, hey, why not? Yeah,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: let me get two blondes to brunettes, you know, just
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: in case. And they were only using him because they
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: weren't getting into his beard.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: We were definitely using him for his boat.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, true, Okay, they had to.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: Noah told me it was okay, Okay, Well.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 6: If Noah said so, then tie up. I'll see a
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 6: party cove this weekend.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 5: Whatever whatever weekend, Memorial Days coming.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: So you're just rinding it out and to see what happens.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: And I mean, you know, obviously, if your boyfriend's texting
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: other people and it doesn't bother you, isn't that a
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: sign it's probably not?
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: Right, good one exactly. Yeah, I'm fine with it.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: We both get what we want.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: Well, good luck, have a great summer, and I probably
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: will see you out there. Tell me what kind of
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: boat it is. I won't say anything to him, don't worry.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 10: It's the biggest boat, That's what I will say.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: Oh whoa, okay, all right, and there's some big boats
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: out there. There is, so if you had a tiny boat,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: you would have left. I'm about to get out of here.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: It's Mix one on two point nine Ability Kid Candae
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: Lowpas producer, pooh, thank you for having a song for listening.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: Don't forget we've got money coming up. We do that
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: all day. So if you want fat stacks of cash.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: Keep your thousand dollars in the forties, so many chances
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: to win all day, pretty much every hour.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: So candas, what do you got going on today? What
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: are you doing?
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 5: I get a haircut today after the show, and then
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 5: I have that Mother's Day breakfast for dinner event with
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 5: First Watch tonight.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: Shout out to First Watch for that so awesome for
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: the moms.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: I love that place. What do you do to your hair? Girls?
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 5: Trim? You know you guys won't even notice tomorrow, No
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 5: I will. It's like that haircut.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: Serious set reminder to comment.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: You ain't lie and how good it looks?
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: It is gonna look good no matter what it looks like.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 5: It'll just like healthy healthy.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 4: What are you doing? Just taking a little off?
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, as little as possible every time.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 4: You know, I'm gonna get a haircut today. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 4: then we come in.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: Fresh serious set reminders.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: You never noticed when I get my haircut? No, you
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: never say anything.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: No, we always wear a hat. How do I know? Okay,
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 5: you're right, see the.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: Side in the back.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: Sorry, you can get your haircut. Yeah, shave it up.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 5: Let's get haircuts today.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: Pooh, dear, serious remind me to not comment.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 4: About Poo's hair. Wow, you won't notice anyway, Yeah, you'll notice.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: You'll shave your head every day, No, probably every two days.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: Do every two days? Completely balld. If you don't know
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: Poo's ball, Yeah, yeah, well he shaves headball. Yeah, I
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: shave it all up.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: Who gets in between your rolls on the back of
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: your head?
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: You do?
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: I have a spencer.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 6: I have a little edger that I get up in there.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 6: It's real thing. I'm gonna throw up. But how do
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 6: you see what's going on back there?
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: I have a mirror. I have a mirror.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 6: You do, yeah, face the mirror the opposite way, and
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 6: I say, mirror again, mirror, mirror, mirror, mirror.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: On the wall.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 4: Shave my rolls. Can you video you doing it?
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll do it.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 4: I want to see it on the wall.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: Shave my roll So the lady is a call, Okay.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, let's see if they're calling.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll see tomorrow on that now, goodbye.