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Top 10 People You Would Go On A Road Trip With! · The Top 10 Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the Top 10 Podcast with Josh and Chris.
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  Speaker 3: that was a good long intro.
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  Speaker 2: If you're still with us, congratulations. Yeah. Welcome back to
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  Speaker 2: the Top Ten Podcast. Another week, another list. I'm Chris.
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  Speaker 1: Josh. And.
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  Speaker 2: It's Sean. It's Sean's back, everybody. Give the people what
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  Speaker 2: they want. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Uh-oh. That's all my inbox is, is clamoring for Sean.
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  Speaker 1: That's what a lot of people's inboxes are. A lot
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  Speaker 1: of people's box is clamoring for Sean.
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  Speaker 2: Easy. Wow. I am, yes. He said box and clam.
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  Speaker 1: He said it was easy. We're just getting right into it.
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  Speaker 1: None of those have anything to do with what we're
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  Speaker 1: talking about today. We're not talking about clams or boxes.
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  Speaker 2: Nope. I mean, you can get some of those on
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  Speaker 2: your way. If you want. Yeah. On your road trip.
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  Speaker 2: That's what we're doing, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Top 10 people you want to go on a road
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  Speaker 2: trip with, I guess? Anybody? Fictional?
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  Speaker 1: Dead?
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  Speaker 2: Alive? I didn't know fictional.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You can do it. Damn it. We actually did a
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  Speaker 2: list of 10 fictional people. Yeah, we did each. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: that'd be nice to know. Thanks, boys. You're welcome. Can
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  Speaker 2: we pause it and make another list?
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  Speaker 1: Nah.
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  Speaker 2: So I'll just knock out our fictional real quick.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do that. So I'll just do my 10
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  Speaker 2: to 1. Okay. Clark Griswold. Okay. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to be a disaster waiting to happen.
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  Speaker 2: Number nine, just in case. I think I've seen that movie. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but it's going to be fun. It is going to
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  Speaker 2: be fun, yeah. Ron Swanson.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I almost had him on my list, but
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  Speaker 1: then I thought... It's going to be a very quiet ride.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to be a very quiet ride.
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  Speaker 2: That's okay. He's not going to talk. That's okay. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Number eight, Indiana Jones. Ooh. Never seen those movies. None
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  Speaker 2: of them? Not one of them. It's on my list.
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  Speaker 2: Number seven, Barney Stinson. You're going to have a legend.
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  Speaker 2: Wait for it.
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  Speaker 1: Dairy.
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  Speaker 2: That's a good one. How I Met Your Mother. New Heat. MPH.
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  Speaker 2: Kenny Powers. Yeah, no boy.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to talk baseball and make horrific comments the
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  Speaker 1: whole way.
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  Speaker 2: Do you get Stevie with him? Sure. Do you get
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  Speaker 2: a sidekick?
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  Speaker 1: Sure.
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  Speaker 2: I love him. He's the best. He's an ultimate quote machine.
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  Speaker 2: He's the best. I can't say any of them right now.
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  Speaker 1: I know we're going to have that many BXs.
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  Speaker 2: He kills me. He's diabolical. If you've ever seen Funny,
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  Speaker 2: he's pounding down.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Go watch it. At least just two seasons. That's all
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  Speaker 2: you really need. Two episodes and you'll get the gist
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  Speaker 2: of it. Yeah. Watch the first two seasons. I think
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  Speaker 2: that you should be fine after that. MacGyver. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We have a breakdown.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Got to be able to fix everything. That's good. Dr. House.
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  Speaker 2: Very sarcastic.
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  Speaker 1: He's just going to be an asshole to you. Be
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  Speaker 1: an asshole to me the whole time. The Joker or Thanos.
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  Speaker 2: It's like going on a road trip to Sean. What
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  Speaker 2: did you say? The Joker or Thanos. We can talk about, like,
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  Speaker 2: world domination and extinction is how... The Joker. Wow. How
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  Speaker 2: many people should be on this earth type thing? You know,
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  Speaker 2: first gas station. Yeah. You're dead. Murder. Yeah. Blow it
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  Speaker 2: up for no reason. Number two, Ferris Bueller. You made
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  Speaker 2: my list too. Yeah. And number one, the gang. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: the gang. Okay.
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  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 2: I know. You're not, you're never making it out of Philly.
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  Speaker 2: You got five wild. Yeah. Half your list is scary. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's your wild card bitches. I don't know if I'm
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  Speaker 1: coming home from this, you know, made to San Francisco
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  Speaker 1: road trip.
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  Speaker 2: Kenny Powers is a normal one. That's. Yeah. That's scary.
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  Speaker 2: You're fucking out. All right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, my list, I'm going to go 10 to 1.
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  Speaker 1: Number 10, Penny from Big Bang.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder why, Josh. Obvious reasons. I've never seen it.
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  Speaker 2: But you've seen her. I don't know. You should. Number 9,
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  Speaker 2: Ferris Bueller. She's a very attractive woman. Yes. I'll look
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  Speaker 2: this up real quick. Kaylee Cuoco is her name. Yeah, Cuoco.
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  Speaker 2: Number 8, Leslie Knope. She's going to have so many activities.
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  Speaker 2: It'll be so planned. We're going to see everything. It's
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  Speaker 2: going to be so planned. It's going to be way
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  Speaker 2: too planned out. Yeah. Sometimes that's nice. When you don't
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  Speaker 2: have to worry about it, she's going to do everything. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Number seven, Frank Reynolds. Oh, God. He's going to get
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  Speaker 2: in trouble. Yeah. He ain't driving. Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: I'll drive, but he's paying for everything. He can't see anything.
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  Speaker 1: And I want him in his man cheat outfit. Number six,
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  Speaker 1: Derek from Shrinking.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. The neighbor. Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Love him.
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  Speaker 2: Yep. Jefferson. Yeah. Number five, Dean Winchester from Supernatural. We're
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  Speaker 2: going to go kill things on the way. Jensen Ackles.
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  Speaker 2: A good looking one. I'll say it.
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  Speaker 1: Number four, Doug Judy and Jake Peralta. Number three, the dude.
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  Speaker 1: He's smoking and being late. You're having to drive.
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  Speaker 2: I'm driving the whole way. Number two, Hank Moody. There
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  Speaker 2: it is. That's solid.
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  Speaker 1: I thought about Runkle. But you never know. You never
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  Speaker 1: know what's going to happen there. Yeah, I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to bottom off the backseat.
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  Speaker 2: Backseat? You need to do it in the front seat.
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  Speaker 2: In a convertible. Yeah. And number one, Kelly Kapowski.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: So you have heard of him. Yeah, I did a
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  Speaker 2: little bit of money a little bit. A little money there. Sir,
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  Speaker 2: your money is showing. Number 10. Oh, your mom's list.
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  Speaker 2: I know. Let's get my mom's list in. We about
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  Speaker 2: messed up the whole... We almost had to start over.
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  Speaker 2: My mom's list.
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  Speaker 1: Number 10, Casey Dutton.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know who that is. Yellowstone guy. Which one's Casey?
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  Speaker 2: Long hair. That's Casey.
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  Speaker 4: That's you.
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  Speaker 2: She's got number 9, The Coyote. Just chasing the roadrunner
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  Speaker 2: the whole time? I don't know. It just says The Coyote.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds like we're chasing the next number eight. Rose
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  Speaker 2: and Island. He said The Road. I was like, oh.
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  Speaker 2: Who's Rose and Island? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: The Coyote is The Coyote from Roadrunner? I mean, she
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  Speaker 1: wants to catch that motherfucker. Is that a nickname for
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  Speaker 1: a country music star? That seems like a country music star.
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  Speaker 2: Or is she trying to be like, is there a
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  Speaker 2: coyote in... Like a Mexican smuggler. Duke's a hazard coyote?
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  Speaker 2: I was trying to think. Is there a coyote in Yellowstone?
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  Speaker 1: Is there a coyote in Dances with Wolves?
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  Speaker 2: There is. And that's who it is. No, not the
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  Speaker 2: one he eats and kills. He doesn't eat and kill. Wow,
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  Speaker 2: we watched a different movie. Yeah, I don't know. The Coyote.
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  Speaker 2: The Coyote. There's a, there's a, yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just go with the Roadrunner. Yeah, let's just go
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  Speaker 2: with the Roadrunner.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Anyway, Rose and I are the number eight. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know who that is. There's a Coyote gritty crime
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  Speaker 1: drama TV series, but it only had six.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it can't be that. It's got to be from
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  Speaker 2: some show she's been watching. That's a, I mean. Rose Nile,
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  Speaker 2: that's Betty White from Golden Girls. Oh, that's awesome. That's
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  Speaker 2: a good one. That would be fun.
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  Speaker 1: Number seven, Robin of Loxley from Robin Hood.
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  Speaker 2: I'm guessing she's on Kevin Costner's Robin Hood.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no. Men and Thieves. Men and Thieves. Men and Thieves.
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  Speaker 2: Men and Thieves would be the one I'd want. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Number seven, Danny McAbee. Who's Danny McAbee? I should really
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  Speaker 1: have her tell me who these people are.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like, put a little thing in the parentheses so
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  Speaker 2: we know who they are. I think they're all fictional. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I think so. Danny McAbee? Danny McAbee. Is that from Greece? McAbee? McAbee. McAbee?
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  Speaker 2: It says McAbee. McAbee is, like, just go with it. Oh, okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That makes sense. She likes that movie. Number five, Tony Stark.
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  Speaker 2: Iron Man lift. Number four, Fred Flintstone. Your car, right?
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  Speaker 2: Not his car. I hope so.
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  Speaker 1: Otherwise your toes are going to get worn out. That's
• 8:35
  Speaker 1: going to hurt your tootsies real bad. Number three, Crash Davis.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah. That's a good one. Number two, Loretta Castriani Clark. Whoa.
• 8:48
  Speaker 1: Castarini Clark. Loretta Castarini Clark. You're going to have to
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  Speaker 1: look that one.
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  Speaker 2: Up, too. Castarini. Loretta Castarini. Oh! Moonstruck. Oh, okay. Yep.
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  Speaker 4: Cher.
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  Speaker 2: Cher from Moonstruck. Yep. These people suck. Except for Crash Hits.
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  Speaker 1: And number one, Murtaugh Fitzgibbon Fraser from Outlander.
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  Speaker 2: At least he put who that one was from this time. Murtaugh?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: There's only one Murtaugh. There's a Murtaugh from Outlander. All right.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for the list. Now you can get into yours.
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  Speaker 2: There it is.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to start off real wild. stories from the road.
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  Speaker 1: We have just insane unhinged comments. Possibly the iron sheep
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  Speaker 1: is going to join me. Oh, boy, you piece of shit. He,
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: he would, he'll get annoying. I think so too. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not, I'm not like a bad guy. The accent
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  Speaker 2: will get me.
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: I think you're making up to about Iowa city from here.
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: I'm getting out. I'm not getting that far. I'm getting,
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: are we talking like from, Like, say we leave from
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: New York City, go to L.A.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're going to make it. You're going to make
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  Speaker 2: it to Philly.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to make it out of Manhattan with him.
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  Speaker 2: I think, oh, that's great. So you can just keep
• 9:59
  Speaker 2: screaming about Hulk Hogan for so long. Yeah, he'd just
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: be so mad. Can you imagine, like, somebody cuts you
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  Speaker 2: off on the road? You piece of shit.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if you could get him to, maybe, like,
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  Speaker 1: if he was calmed down at Harness and just get
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  Speaker 1: him to start telling stories, it probably.
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  Speaker 2: Would be great.
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  Speaker 1: But I feel like once you have to ask him for, like,
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  Speaker 1: 45 cents for the toll... It's flip the switch again.
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  Speaker 1: Once you hit Jersey and get to Tollways, you're fucked.
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  Speaker 1: You cheap motherfucker. I guarantee it. Yeah, hey. You'll just
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: be flipping switches all the time. If you've never heard
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: his interview on the Howard Stern show about Hulk Hogan.
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  Speaker 2: He didn't like him.
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  Speaker 1: Wonderful.
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  Speaker 2: They're both dead. Cheating him. He still tweets about him
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: from the dead. Yeah, it's called him the wrong. He
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: calls him a jabroni a lot. Yeah. I like saying
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: the word jabroni. I do too. I've been throwing jabroni around.
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: It's a good word. I've been dropping it recently. This
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: word is awesome. Sean, you want to go next? You
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: know what? I'll go next. Okay. We'll kind of go
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: this way. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to go with Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good one. That's a voice for me. He's
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: just a voice. He does have a great voice.
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: He's your GPS? Yeah. He's the best storyteller. Not sure.
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  Speaker 1: I have three more better storytellers on my list. But
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  Speaker 1: he's just a great storyteller. I just listen to him
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: all the time. Dudley's Catch.
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  Speaker 2: He does all the voice work for Dudley's Catch. He's
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: the voice of Dudley's Catch. Yeah. Yeah, he's great. He's
• 11:16
  Speaker 2: the voice of the crabs. Is that definitely? It's kind
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: of like the Lorax. He speaks for the crabs. No,
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: he speaks with crabs.
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: He has crabs. He's crazy.
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: He's into it around the country a lot.
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: I love Micro. Yeah, I do love Micro, too. It's
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  Speaker 2: a good job. It's a great show. Is he married? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: I think he was married before. So he probably didn't
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: plow his way across the country.
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: Probably not. No, I think he's very straightforward. He has
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: one of those. No, he's not a gay man. Christian.
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think so. I think he's just a
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: good dude. Yeah. He lives, like, in the hills of, like,
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: overlooking Golden Gate Bridge out in San Francisco. Nice. Like,
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: he has a great life. Yeah. Of course, he's done
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: some shit jobs.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen him. Like, some of those episodes are
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: stuff I couldn't do. Otherwise, the show wouldn't be called, like, mediocre.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I like that he actually got in there and did. Yeah,
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: he literally did. He's at a horseshit farm. Yeah. Or, like,
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  Speaker 2: you need to crawl down to this hole. Should I
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: be like, nope. The one with the clearing pants out
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: of the fucking head. Stick your hand up this cow's ass.
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: We need it. You wouldn't do it? For his paychecks,
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: I would. Yeah, for his paychecks, I would. I would
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: have thrown it off my head. I'll get it. I
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: can take a good look at it. I know. I
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: hate those. I hate those tic-tacs that are like, would
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: you do this for a million dollars? Yes. Yes. We
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: wouldn't even need a million dollars. If you chuck her
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: arm off from the wrist as well. Yeah. Name a price.
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: 40 bucks.
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: There was one.
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: Would you slap your wife for a million dollars? Slap her.
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: Knock her out. I've seen it too. I was like, oh,
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: a mule kicker in the chest.
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: I showed it to Danica and she was like, you
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  Speaker 1: better slap me for a million dollars. Millions? Should I
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: go way lower? That's the question. What would you... Like,
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: 30 grand? You'd go 30 grand for your wife?
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  Speaker 2: Slapper? Oh, yeah. That would pay off a lot of shit.
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: For one slap?
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: 50 grand to slap Mel. She'd probably yell at me.
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: 50 grand to slap the piss out of Mel. 50 grand?
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd do it for 50 grand. I'm in a heartbeat.
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: I was going to say like seven. Like if someone
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: had a.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like I was... That's what I'm saying. I was going
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: to be like... Yeah. Like depending on the day.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Okay.
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: Hold on.
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  Speaker 1: $ 950.
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: So you're at 50? I'll do 30.
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: 40. 30?
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: You'll do 30? I'll do 30. 25. Probably 25.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. $ 10, 000. $ 10, 000. Cash.
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  Speaker 2: Cash in your hand. Cash. Just a slapper? Slap. Hey,
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: can't it sound like a... It's got to be like a... Yeah. $ 10, 000.
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: Moni's here.
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  Speaker 1: I think she's locked in. I'm not even going to
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: ask you, Moni. I know you... What's the least amount
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: you would do it for?
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  Speaker 2: Me? A grand? I'm not slapping my wife for $ 1, 000. Yeah. Yeah.
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: She'd be down with it. That's what I mean. I've
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: seen her for nine minutes. Yeah, you're not punching her.
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: That's different. I'd probably kill her. Well, yeah. I don't
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: want to.
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  Speaker 1: I am a low-key beast, so she probably, like, Moni
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: knows that. I'm a freak of nature sometimes, so I
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: probably kill her, knock her head right off. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: even going to ask Moni what the question is. No,
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: Moni would pay somebody. He's like, I'll give you $ 8, 000.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: I smack my wife to death.
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: To death? That's Moni. He just texted me. That's crazy.
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: It got dark. Hey, not just because Moni walked in.
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: What did I walk into? Moni, my number 10, by
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: the way, was... Iron Chief and Josh's was... We haven't
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: got to my number 10 yet. Oh, we just got
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: to my Iron Chief? We're doing so many shit. Dude,
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: he's a dick to do. No, we did yours. We
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: did Mike Rowe. What was Mike Rowe?
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, we started talking about smacking Josh's wife around.
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: Wait, we're smacking Josh's wife? Oh, wait, we're smacking each other's?
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: No, no, you're smacking yours and I'm smacking yours.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: Leave my wife out of this, buddy. Okay. My number
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: 10 is... I'm going with Jason Sudeikis. He just seems
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: like a fun guy. Which one's he? I know. He is...
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: We're the Millers. We're the Millers? Yeah.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: He seems like a fun dude. I think he'd be
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: a good dude to hang out with on a road trip.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: I think any of the guys from Horrible Bosses would be.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: Jason Bateman would kill me on a road trip. I
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: love him so much. And Charlie Day? A, he doesn't age.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: He's hot. He's a good looking dude. He's a hot guy.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: He's going to be so... Just the quiet... Yeah, he's
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: the quiet one.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah? He's going to be throwing some shit out.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Horror Bosses, those are great movies.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just watched... Well, the first one was better, yeah, but...
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Motherfucking Jones. I'm going to start calling you that. The
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: second one, though, where they're talking about the shower daddy
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: thing at the beginning, it's like, I thought it would
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: be Chicago Buddy. Why would your dad be in the shower?
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Or why would your buddy be in the shower? Why
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: would your dad? Or walk out to the golf course
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: with a full cake, a sheet cake.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Fucking movies are great. Oh, holy cow.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: Anyway.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: My number 10? I do. My number 10 is Benjamin Gates. Whoa. Oh,
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: from National Traffickers.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: Nice. I was going to throw Nick Cage at him.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: I feel like I'd go Nick Cage, too, though. Either way,
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: I'd be fine. I'd say Nick Cage would be a
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: good one. Yeah, but having all the knowledge of all
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: the history and going to all these.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: Places, I think that's a great shot. That's a good one.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: You would be talking to the ceiling. Yeah. I, I, I.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Swear to God, I had to pick and choose who
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: was on my list. I was like, I could get
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: suckered in quick.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like very quick. Like, like it's not a matter
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: of fiction. It's the gang. I'm fucking dying on that trip.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: We're stealing something. Like you're either dying or you're going
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: to jail. They haven't gone to jail yet. I haven't
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: disfigured in some. No, no, no. You will.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Like a lot of people. Spoiler alert, but not really.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: I was going to have like a terrorist on mine.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: And be like, I'm just going to show them how
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: beautiful America is.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, you're right. And change it.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: But I was like, the lawyer. They might be able
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: to get me. I'm pretty vulnerable. I could be sucked
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: into being a terrorist.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Pretty easy. You're going to have Bin Laden in your.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: No.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: One of his cronies? I was like, yeah, he's going
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: to get Netanyahu. Okay. And I was going to put
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: him on. And look how beautiful America is. But then
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: he starts talking. Where would you take him first? Where
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: are we starting from? We're starting in, like, Maine. Or
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: San Francisco. West Coast, East Coast. You pick. I'm probably
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: going to go straight to, like, Charleston, South Carolina. Okay.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: I get them like oysters. I love how easily you
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: went from Osama bin Laden to Benjamin Netanyahu. That's fantastic.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: You're not wrong. I don't know who's who. I have
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: no idea. They're all the same. They're all one. His
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: name's Benjamin Netanyahu? What a normal name for a weird
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: last name. Right?
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Benny?
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: Benny Kane Yahoo?
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: That's it. Did you get a number nine yet? Nope. Okay. Uh-oh.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: This is going to be a long one. So, in
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: the spirit of our podcast, I'm going with David Letterman. Oh,
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: that's a good one.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: We're going to do top ten lists the whole time. Okay,
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: I was going to say. Yeah, you would do two
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: top ten lists the whole time. On the phone with
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: us right now, I'm kidding. We did kind of steal
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: this from him. We sure did. Not that he was
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: the first person to ever make a list.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: I'm certain it's not. But he made commandments a million
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: years ago. We stole it from Moses. We stole it
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: from Moses. We stole it from the Lord. If you're listening, Moses,
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Is he a listener?
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: Big Mo? Big Mo. Not a contributor too much.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he stays pretty quiet these days. Yeah.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: Very stone face. You know what I mean? All right.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: All right. Well, he's lost in the... Yeah, Larry's good. Yeah,
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: David Leonard. And he'd be a lot of fun to
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: hang out with. He would be. I have, speaking of David,
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go Larry David. All right. And that
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: might be him strangling me to death by the time
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: we get to Philly. Or you're kicking him out of
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: the car. I don't know. I'm in. I'm in for
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: a long, long layer. Your annoyance threshold, though, is not
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: very high. It depends who it is.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: You get annoyed real quick. I can get very annoyed
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: if I sneeze wrong. It's my day's ruin.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Or weekend. Like, can you annoy yourself? Oh, God, yeah.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Every day. All the time. Every day. Like, oh, my God,
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: shut up. Yeah. You're the worst. Larry Davidson, man. I
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: think he'd be a great companion. That's a good one.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: All the way across the states. Larry. My number nine,
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: and this is kind of a weird one. Oh, okay.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: So the rest of mine is very much based off
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: their music taste. Because I want to be able to
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: like the same music when we're going.
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: I went Halsey. Why?
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: She likes good music. She doesn't have the real reason.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: She's hot. There it is. She seems cool, too. Be truthful.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: You can lie to yourself. Be truthful to us. We know.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: My number nine is very similar. Yeah, we know. Slingo Miss?
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Nope.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: Incorrect. Billie Eilish.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: I'm terrified.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: Her music would be better, actually. I don't know her.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: I think her music choice would be much better. She's
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: also a cool chick. Is that true? What? That's what
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: the rumor is. She did? She did a little titty reduction.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: I understand. I got to get a close-up. It is.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: That's a real bummer if she did, you know what
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: I'm saying? That's a shame. That's a shame. It's a
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: crime against God, they say. That is a, that's a, yeah.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: That's a shame. They slapped a guy in the face
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: for giving you a gift. Oh, that sucks. Especially when
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: they're boozing. I hope it's not real. They slapped him
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: in the face with.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Who'd you give him to? Did you just take him
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: and swing him at you? Maybe Halsey. Maybe Halsey got
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: a tits. She'd already had him before, though. She had
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Bill Adams' tits? No, she had her own tits. Did you?
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: She had them in play a while ago. Did she
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: take them out? No. They're still there?
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: They're still there. She didn't know it. It's on TV.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: This is an audio platformer. Billy Eyelash. William Eyelash. Am
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: I up? No, it's Chris. Did you do Larry David?
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Larry Halsey Eyelash. My eight. You're eight. Sean, this one.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: That's better. Bear Grylls. Ooh, that's a good one.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: So if we get strained anywhere.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: So you're not on a road trip. You're going to
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: do this on foot. No, no, no.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: We're going to start on a road trip. But if
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: we break down, he'll be a lot of fun to
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: talk to.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: He'll teach me some shit.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: But also, it's going to be very stupid if you
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: break down in Chicago. And you're like, help me, Bear Grylls.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: You're like, we're going to go to Portillo's.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Call an Uber. Thank God you're here. Yeah.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: You really helped out there. I feel like I'd break
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: down in the Carolinas.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Should I know who this person is? Because I've never
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: heard of them before. Bear Grylls? Bear Grylls? He's a survivalist.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Maverick's Wild.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: He's got a great voice. He takes his own piss.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: He takes celebrities out into the wild wilderness.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Fucks them? Maybe.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Who's the bear? I swear it wasn't me. That Shaquille
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: episode would have been interesting. Ouchies. Yeah.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: All right, Sean. Shout out Moni. I wrote this in parentheses.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: I needed a brother on my board, so I wrote
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Barack Obama. he just seems like a good guy. And
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: he'd just talk forever.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And stories for days. I just want a little
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: coffee in my cream, you know what I mean? Especially
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: after Larry David.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have the whitest spectrum. You have micro Larry David,
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: and then it's like.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Nope, we need some color. Yeah, I need an Obama.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: That's a good one. Yeah, Brock, he's the man. He's...
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: I love that he's talking shit right now.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: It's hilarious. It's very funny. I love that of all
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: the things he said.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: About him, the thing Trump got mad at the worst
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: is the Cheesecake Factory thing. He called him all kinds
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: of things, but he got mad about the Cheesecake Factory.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: Wait, dude.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: I thought that he was speaking, and I just scrolled
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: right past it. I don't want to listen to anything political,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: so I just keep scrolling.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Is it mine? My number eight? Conan O'Brien.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: We went from dark to very pasty.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: I love Conan. Him or Jimmy are going to be
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: on my list. I love him and Jimmy Fallon. I've
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: loved Conan forever. He's great. Team Coco.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: He would get very old though. Once he hit middle America. Or, yeah,
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: you might want to kill him. He would do the
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: dumb and dumber like, rocky mountain joke like yeah yeah
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: 45 times or he'd just be screaming in your ear
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: for yeah 10 miles and he would bring his assistant
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: that indian woman i love her sona.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah he would rate her she's great no chance he.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Would absolutely bring her that'd be great yeah that was
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: a good i love her yeah that was so good.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: All right my number eight uh i'm going.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Back to the dark side uh mr joey albert bell
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I think it would be a fun trip.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Albert Bell, yes. My favorite baseball player growing up. Roided
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: out at Alabama? Oh, yeah, definitely. Do you want Roided
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: at Alabama? What kind of car are you guys driving?
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: I want it to be a clown car with you
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: and him next to each other. I mean... Oh, we
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: got to drive a Fiat, though. Yeah, a little smart car.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: You guys are both, like, he's roided up, right? Angry. Yeah,
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: that'd be... Right range. You two in, like, one, like,
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Fiji bottle of water. You guys are fucked. You can't
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: move at all. Yes. I'm all right with that. Yeah,
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: it'd be awesome. You guys fighting over a bottle of water.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Will you hand me that? You just, like, you have to, like,
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: put it behind your head and stuff.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Fuck, yeah.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: I mean, imagine all the baseball shit. Yeah. All the stuff, like....
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: I'd rather just stop at baseball stadiums with him instead
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: of like, that'd be our fucking road trip across the
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: fucking country.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Bring one bat and one ball. That's it. Oh, yeah.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: I'll go first because he's killing that ball.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: I didn't expect it to hit that far and I
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: don't want to go get it.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: But I fucking idolized my batting stance from that fucking
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: guy too.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Thanks. What about your voids? I've only taken the prednisone.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: I've never done the shots of steroids before. Yeah, that's
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: usually Dr. He was more the cream. That's not my thing.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: You were more the cream. I get it. I mean.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Should we do some lists? I have a list of
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Tariq Khan from Fort Wayne, Indiana. Thank you for taking
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: that off of my hands. He's like, yeah. He said,
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: number 10, my sweet, beautiful ex.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Oh. I kind of agree with that.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Number nine, Bruce Lee. Who's that? John. Yeah, you were.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: I did say it. Kung Fu Man.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: Any friend of mine, number eight. That's nice of him.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Number seven, Abraham Lincoln. He was witty, smart, and supposedly
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: one of the greatest presidents.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: How do we know he's witty? I'm guessing stories and stuff.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: I don't think people were witty back then.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: What was witty back then? Knock, knock.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Hello.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Who goes behind your ear, young man? But then you're
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: a witch and get burned. Yeah, oh yeah. I'm not
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: your man. You're okay.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, or Genghis Khan. I just
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: want to know what being a huge conqueror is like.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Number five. Jesus Christ. We could have a bumper sticker
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: that says, Jesus is my co-pilot.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: And we could chuckle about it like how little Vicky
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: did when he was from the deep south.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: I definitely love that reference. That was on there just
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: for that joke. I love it. Number four, Buddha. You
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: have to rub his tummy, right? Yeah, yeah.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: He's got to reach over. Who's a good boy? Lao Tzu,
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: the founder of Taoism. He would surely have some wisdom.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Number two, my dearly departed dad.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: And then he departs again when it's over as part
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: of the deal.
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Okay. Wow. Number one, The Genie from Aladdin, so I
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: can get wishes. That's smart. That's a good one. That's good.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: He's life hacking. Yeah, road trip. Yeah, he killed that one. Oh,
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: life hacks? If you listen to the previous one, so
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: we talk about a whole bunch of them. John? Go
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: listen to that one.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: What?
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Read somebody's list. Euphoria. Where's she from? Never heard of her.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Number 10. Jeffrey Simon. What? Number 10, a bat. A bat?
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: What?
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: A bat. Did you fucking bring a bat? A live bat.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Like a baseball bat? No, like a bat bat. It
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: was a flying one. Okay. Number nine, Harry Potter. Number eight,
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Paris Hilton. Go ahead. Finish that list. Keep going. What
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: do you got? Seven, Kim Kardashian. I wonder why. Oh,
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: it's euphoria. I was thinking of something I forgot. I'm sorry.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: Number six, Ramon, my dad.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Not if Kim Kardashian is going on that. You're not
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: allowed near 50 feet of her.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: She's not a... Bullshit, she is. She's not, but she
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: wouldn't make my top 30. She is already. Top what?
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: She wouldn't make my top 30. You're making a lesson
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: when we're done. Oh, boy. I'm calling bullshit. You're fucking high.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Well... How many of you guys think Selena Gomez is not?
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Selena Gomez is not my top 50. Exactly. Selena Gomez
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: is disgusting. Yeah, oh, yeah. Out of the two? She's
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: like my number one. Kim Kardashian's got 10 the whole time.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: She's goat sad.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Agreed.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Corey just walked in. Number four, John, my BF. You
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: allow that?
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: No.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Number three, Rick from Rick and Morty. It's a cartoon? Yep.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: That's weird. She had an artist in the car the
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: whole time? No, she only gets nine. That doesn't count.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Number two, Evan Peters. That guy's a psychopath. Number one,
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Spencer Reed. Chromalines. The doctor. Joshua? Mia from Australia.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Now she's in Iowa City. You have an accent. I
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: have an accent. Good night, mate. There we go. Number ten.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: Number ten. Myself. Fuck yeah. Go on by a roadie
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: by yourself. Number nine, Obama.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Hey.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: April. More color in that one. Your sister. Eight, April.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Her sister, okay. Seven, Grandpa. Six. Eucalion. Eucalion.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Oh!
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know who that is. That sounds Italian. That's
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: your son. Oh, okay. That sounds hard. Five, Reese Witherspoon.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: I know that one. Four, David Rose from Schitt's Creek. Three,
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Ken Burns. He's going to narrate the whole fucking trip.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: Ken Burns is fucking hot. Dude, David Attenborough. Another one.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: I like that she just has guys that are going
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: to talk the whole time.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Number one. time.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Her number one, her dad. Speaking of people that don't
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: stop talking. We'll just stick with Jim and his family.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Sarah. Our number 10 is Donald Trump.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: He's last place on my list because the other ten
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: of us in this van are going to take him
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: to Niagara Falls and drop him in so he can
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: say bye-bye-bye.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, so she is going to have a van with
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: ten people. Yeah. I like this idea. That is different.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: I was expecting this. I like that, too. Her number
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: nine is NSYNC. So this is a big van. Wow.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Number eight is the Redfish. Isn't it like nine through seven?
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Holy shit, she's got bands. What is the Redfish? Is
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: that a band? No. Number seven is Bluefish.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Number six is a lion, a tiger, and a bear. Oh, my.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, my. Number five.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: First of all, in a van with a bear? Hard pass.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: And Al Trump? And NSYNC. Don't kill Justin Timberlake. And
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: NSYNC's fine. And NSYNC's fine. No, I'm talking about like
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: the savagery of a lion in a van. Number five.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Christina Aguilera. Don't hurt Christina. Now we're talking. Number four.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: The people who wrote the lyrics for Don't Put Bananas
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: in My Butt.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: That's a song? Yes. On TikTok.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Don't Put Bananas in My Butt. Number three, the people
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: who remade Baby Shark. Number two, Jack Black and Kyle.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: And number one, Jim Carrey.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: I like her. That's an interesting list. I don't like her, though.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: That's chaos. Those fishes aren't going to last very long.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: There's probably no water in that van. I'm going to
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: start stinking with that bear shit.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Kyle is insane.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: But they're all going to die. Jack Black is sitting
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: in the back seat.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: That's a nightmare. That's a terrible band. Nice gal, bad band.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: I want to see her in a band that big.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Justin Timberlake's killing himself in the backseat. Well, you know
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: that bear's not eating Justin. He's eating Christopher Patrick.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Is he? Christopher Patrick. Get your ass kicked. Obie. Okay, no.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: We're done. I'm going to go to my number seven.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Is that cool for everybody?
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: No. You're McDonald's. Oh, that'd be fun. Yeah.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: It'd be so entertaining. He would have great jokes. And
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: those jokes would last forever to make the time go
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: by faster. It might just be one long joke. He
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: would tell the moth joke, and it would last from
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Maine to fucking, like, Iowa. There's an entire special with
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: one joke.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: And the end, he just goes, it was the aristocrats.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: He would just go, because the moths were tracking the light.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: And that's, like, the end of the joke. Because the
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: light was on. There was something like that. Yep. I gotcha. Yeah.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Norm MacDonald would be. Never done it for me. I
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: wasn't a fan either, but I was like, I appreciate it.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: The older I got, I started appreciating Norman. Yeah, you
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: guys are way older than me. It's gross.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Everybody here in this room is older than Sean.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Except for Asher. I'm older than all of you. That's
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: because you're like 60, dude. What younger than all of you?
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: That's funny. Take your hat off.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Number seven.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: David Attenborough. Talk about him. He's the man. He's also
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: sneaky as old as Corey. He's 100 years old. That's insane.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. My number seven is Charles Barkley. Hell yeah.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: You and Dart, I like it. He's on these lists.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: I like it.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'd take Barclay. Yeah, but Shaq's not fit. Well,
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Barclay's not as fit. Shaq's slain out of the bag.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So, Moni, Albert Bell, and Shaq in a... There's
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: something in a joke there somewhere. Yeah. They walk into
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: a bar. Yeah, any of the... The Barclay guy. Yeah,
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: any of the inside the NBA guys.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: The whole... You can take the whole panel. Ernie's so good.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: He is.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: I saw that. It's a bummer. Yeah, and Charles is crying. Yeah.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: I'm guessing he'll leave, too. That'd be a good one, though.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: All right, Moan Dog. All right, number seven. My number
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: seven is Helen Keller.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: You don't have to listen to her bitch at all.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: She's not going to complain about the crazy shit or
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: the music you're listening to. She can't see it. She can't, yeah.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: And she goes to all these sites to see, but
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: she can't.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: But she'll still be grateful, maybe. Yeah, can you go
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: to sites to see Helen Keller? She goes sight-feeling. But
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: are you worried about, I feel like, I have no idea.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear those noises. Yeah, I feel
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: like she groans. I feel like she has.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: A constant tone, like a power plant.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: She hums. She has a hum to her. I feel
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: like she sounds like radio. If you want her to
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: be quiet, you just hand her a basketball and tell
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: her to read.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: There it is. I think she always has a... Yeah,
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: I got it.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I just was making sure. So we were in line.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Me and Josh were in line to go see the
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: World Series trophy. The Helen Keller story? In the winter
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: of 2017, or 16 to 17. And we were in
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: line waiting, and there were some people all around us.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: It was a long-ass line in Iowa City. And I
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: just pulled up my Twitter, and I started scrolling through
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Helen Keller fucking tweets. And me and Josh were crying, laughing.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: These people around us were just looking at us like,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: you guys are stupid. I was crying at old Helen
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Keller tweets. And to be honest, if I read them now,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: I probably wouldn't find them as funny. But right then,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: some of them just killed us. You know how you
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: see the World Series trophy a lot faster?
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: You have a cancer kid. Too soon? I mean, it's
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: your kid. It's your kid. You can make those jokes.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: I went right up.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we stood for an hour and a half. Maybe
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: an hour. Not even an hour. Maybe an hour. Anyway.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: It felt like that because it was cold as shit. Yeah.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Who's turn is it? Who's turn is it? You've played
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: some Hella Killer. I just went with David. Oh, you
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: went with... And I went with Charles Barkley. Yeah. Money?
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Hella Killer. Hella Killer. Sam?
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Good.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: Let's get some more lists, yeah. Jesus. Look at the lists.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: You're on Springville, Iowa. Oh, I heard this beautiful list
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: I'm hearing. Number 10. Kevin Costner. I would do Kevin Costner. Yeah,
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: number nine. I would take Kevin Costner on. Yeah, why not?
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: No, not Kevin Costner. Oh, Kevin Costner. Number nine, James Dean,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: but I'm driving.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: He isn't allowed. Oh, I get that because, yeah. Number eight,
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: Teddy Roosevelt. Okay.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Again, these stories would be... I was thinking Lewis and Clark, but... See,
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: all his stories, I'd.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Be like, I didn't know what he was talking about, buddy.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Number seven, Noah Fisher. Anybody?
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Anybody? He's a party animals player. Number six. Banana ball.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: The second team in banana ball? The better team, you mean.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: It's not called party animal ball. It's called banana ball.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Number six. Heath Miller.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Former Pittsburgh Steelers tight end.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Brooke from Springfield, Iowa. Number five. Reba. I'm going to
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: make fun of her. Her accent would Hey, that's just
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: who I am.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: I can think of 27 girls with the same accent
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: as brother.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: Husband, and reba. Number four, Chris Evans. Okay.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Cap.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: Number three, Anthony Rizzo. I'm kind of mad I didn't
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: think about that. Number two, Chris Bryant.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Number one, Joe Burrow. Joe Burrow? She wants to bang
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: about everybody on this list. No. And including Teddy Roosevelt.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: I was going to say, Teddy Roosevelt. He's got it.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: That mustache. I got a list from Cassie Johnson from Dixon, Illinois. Dickskin. Dickskin, Illinois.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Jeff Jeffries. Who? I don't know who that is. Jeff Jeffries.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Don't know who that is.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: Mike Rowe. Dirty Jobs guy. Yeah, we talked about him already.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: Bill Burr. Oh, Jim Jeffries. Bill Burr would be fun.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: George Carlin. That's a great one. Melissa McCarthy. That'd be funny.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: She sings all the songs.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: That's funny. Dave Grohl. Nick from New Girl.
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: Ah, yeah.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: Let's go. Nick Johnson. Kelly Clarkson. I'm all about that.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Kelly Clarkson.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: No. I feel like she would sing everything. I'm okay
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: with that. She's got bad rap right now. She's the
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: best singer on the planet.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: For what? Not really. Yeah. She jogged a store, but whatever. Oh, yeah.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Pretty Woman Dirts. Oh, no.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: She wanted to buy something there, and they told her
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: she couldn't afford it. Oh, I haven't heard anything about this.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Whatever. She's ready to send her on the planet. That's
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: not true. Kelly could be in my car. Yes. Yes,
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: she is. The most. No, the most.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Michael Bublé. The most skilled vocalist ever. Michael Bublé. Anyway,
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: we're not going to go there.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Anyway, yeah. Number two, Freddie Mercury is a better singer
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: than she is. No, she's dead. Riddle with AIDS. Riddle
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: with AIDS. Number two, my daughter. Number one, my husband.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Aw.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: See, I stood clear of all that. Sean, you got
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: a list to read?
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I see two singers out here better than
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Kelly Clarkson. I have Boyd Fowler's from Miami, Florida. Boyd
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: is just coming.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: Love it. Number 10, Tom Petty. Yeah, that's a good one. Wow.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Jack Black. Number 8, Bob Greasy? Greasy?
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Former Dolphins quarterback. And former Bears quarterback. No, that's Brian Greenfield.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Number seven, Dexter Morgan.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, that'd be fun. Who? Dexter Morgan, number seven. Dexter.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: Number six, Pitbull.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: This is 305. This is 305.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Worldwide. Number five, Tom Petty. Tom Brady, I'm sorry. Number four,
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Dick Clark. I like that. Number three, Hulk Hogan. Really?
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: And then two, Walt Disney.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Hulk Hogan and Walt Disney.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: He gets frozen. He gets his head. Nothing else. You
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: get a head. Ted Williams and Walt Disney's frozen asses.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: On a dashboard. On the road. They're holding my bypass.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: Sit right there next to Buddy Christ. Ronnie Van Zandt. Skinner.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: I got a list from Hayden. That's very Southern to
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: that guy. Yeah.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: She's got a few honorable mentions here. We're going to
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: brace it.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Gilbert from Anne with an E. Flynn Rider, Rapunzel, Moana,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Lin-Manuel Miranda, Jinu from K-Pop Demon Hunters, and Ted Lasso.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: And Zendaya. Animated people.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: Anyway, number 10, Anne from Anne with an E. 9,
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: Auntie Brandy from Bluey. 8, Johnny from Dirty Dancing. 7, Kat.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: From 10 Things I Hate About You. That's creepy. Six,
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: Spencer Charnas, lead singer by St. Kills. Five, McKenna Grace. Four,
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Rummy from K-Pop Demon Hunters. McKenna Grace. She's a singer.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: She's into movies, too. She's an actress.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Three, Adam Sandler. Two, Bingo from Bluey. And number one,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Jinx from Arcane.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: Animated people. She went with animated. Whatever. You said fictional
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: or real. I said, yeah, I said fictional or real.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Number ten for Derek. Now we have a lot of
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: rules on this podcast. I think this is the first
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: time to contribute here.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: First time with you as a long-time listener? Yeah. First
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: time calling? Nice. Number 10, Matthew McConaughey. All right, all right.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: Number 9, Ron White. Good. Number 8, Ron Sandler.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: Number 7, Charlie Sheen. Sandler would fucking suck. He would
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: get so old. He'd be frustrated.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: Do you want a Gatorade? I'm going inside. Here we go.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: Come on.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: Thanks, Adam. Does that mean jerky? What do you want?
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: What do you want? Let's get gas. It's your turn.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: We're just giving you. Okay.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: At least we got our impressions into the episode. You
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: would kill.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: I'd hate it. I'd kill myself. You would drown him.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: I would kill myself. All right. Well, maybe you won't
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: drown yourself. Charlie Sheen. We're back. I'm more out on him.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: No crack. Number six. You doing crack, Charlie? You bitch.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: Number six. The 95-96 Bulls team. Hell yeah. Number five.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: The 2016 Cubs. That's even more. Number four. His parents.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: Number three.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: His brothers. And number two, me and Spence. And number one,
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: his wife and children. All right. All right. Ashley, you
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: want to read that? I think he thinks there is
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: a list. You want to read a list you have?
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: You got your list there? Come up to the mic.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, get up here so we can hear you. My
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: number six also has wife and children. We do want
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: to hear you.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Gene Simmons. Start with number 10. Actually, I'm surprised I
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: didn't put it on there. Scooch up. We got to
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: hear you. All right, number 10. I got Jeremiah Johnson.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: From the movie Jeremiah Johnson?
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: Okay. Number nine, I got Doc Holliday.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: Just because. Yep. I'd go Val Kilmer, but. I know. Oh,
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: I thought he was talking about Roy Holliday.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: No.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're taking a car trip, not a flight. That's
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: always good. Ray Lane Frost, bull rider. Bull rider.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Eight seconds. Luke Duke. Oh, yeah. That's awesome. Jerry Reed,
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Jessica Seasons. Hey, we played that earlier. Shout out to
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: Jerry for our intro today. Oh. Adam Chandler. Yeah. Uncle Cy. Oh,
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: my God. I bet the method fucked. Jesus. He'd be
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: asking you all the time, where are we? Yeah. He
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: has no idea. As long as he has his cup
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: of water, cup full of tea. Exactly.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: He'd still be very confused on why he has his
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: beer gone from getting caught in the fucking chamber of
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: his gun.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: I know all about the documentary, guys. I'm with you
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: on that. Number three, I got Burt Reynolds. That would
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: be good. As long as he was dressed like the Bandit.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: You're not Burt Reynolds now?
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: No, that's good. He's dead. Number two, Jack Black.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: Jack Black would be great. And then Bo Duke.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: You got the Duke boys and Jack Black and Bo
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Boyd and the Bandit and Adam Sandler.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: That's a fucking fun car. I like that one. No
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: bros on that list. So are we at number 6? Yeah, 6.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go, this one might be a little
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: hard to get through again. It would be Stories of
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: the Road of Music and Back in the Day. And again,
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: it would be very hard to understand this person, but
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Ozzy Osbourne.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, as long as he's not drugged up. Yeah,
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: as long as he's not drugged up, he'd be fine.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: Or you could just tell him to sing everything.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, some reason he sings perfectly fine. Did you ever
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: see when they did a skit during the Osbournes on...
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: on Saturday Night Live. He was in the studio recording.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: And they come in and they call Cut for lunch.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: I'm like, Ozzy, what do you want for lunch? And
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: he's mumbling on and I can't understand. I'm like, you
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: know what, just sing it. And he's like, I want
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: a Diet Coke with ice, ice, ice.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: We are traveling on the highway. You're welcome.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, where are we at? Six for Sean. Ray Thompson.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: He's an author.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: He had a good book called Kossie's Dreams. It's like
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: 12 different sports stories. You have to read it, but
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: he's a great storyteller from Mississippi. He's just a good voice.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: From Mississippi? Yeah. My number six, I want to go
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: with Bill Burr.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: He'd be so annoyed already. Yeah, but I'd be dying.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: Annoyed at everything.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Every other driver would just be pissing him off. Wayne,
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: doesn't every other driver piss you guys off? What if
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: it got that bad? We could just take his helicopter.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Oh no, it's a road trip, sir. You have to drive.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Is helicopter money?
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: No, he flies helicopters. I don't think he has his
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: own helicopter. What if we take Doc? Where we're going,
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: we don't need roads. Is that on your list? He's
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: not on my list. Sorry, Doc. We said road trip. Oh.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: No, we're not going to time traveling.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: We've done that one before. We've done that, and it
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: was a great episode. I gave it a re-listen. Did you?
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: Just because I was putting it in the spreadsheet and
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: found out how many episodes were on. We halfway recorded
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: it and didn't get it. And then you... Had to
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: redo it. Year number six is, I want to go
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: golfing on the moon. And then we all fucking lost it.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: What would you do up there, Josh? That was a banger, man.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: We smashed that, too. That episode was.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: Go back and listen to that episode. That was such
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: a bummer. Anyway, what's your number six, Moe? My number
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: six is Jerry DePoto. Again, just cruising around, talking baseball.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: He's the.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: General manager of the Mariners. Well, he was. No, he's
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: moved up. But he's the guy that does all the trades.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: He's moved up? To heaven?
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: He can't move higher than the general manager.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: Is he the president? He's the vice president of the
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: baseball operation. Okay. I thought it's owner.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, there's all kinds of them. Owner of GM.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: You know how they create it. No, President is ahead
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: of General Manager. What do you think?
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: You know they create different titles for everybody now, especially.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: You're the General Manager of this podcast.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: He was the one that orchestrated shitloads of trades that
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: Mariners still didn't succeed. Speaking of Presidents, was he President
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: of the Bears? The Bears are staying in Illinois. When
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: the Mariners were here, he actually came to town.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: What about Joan Figgins? Do you have anything to do
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: with him? Maybe. I remember he was on there. I
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: love Chone Figgins. Chone Figgins. Chone. What a name.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Great, great hack, and it'll be the show. Just have
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: him on your bench. He's a super utility man. Did
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: you already read your number six? Yeah.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: What's your number five? Oh, brother. We'll see how long
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: I last in this car with this fella. Uh-oh. While
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: he was alive, of course. Robin Williams. Instant. Instant. Suicide.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: It's in Robin Williams.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, damn.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: It's in Robin Williams.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Jesus.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: Robin Williams? No, I mean, what's... You gays. You gays. No,
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: I think it'd be entertaining. It would be. I think
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: it would be.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: I think he could be very in-depth if he wanted
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: to be and have a good, fun conversation. Well, and
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: if he doesn't have an audience, he's probably not turned on.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm his audience. Like, but not as much. Just
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: that one movie. Good Will Hunting. Patch Adams. Good Will Hunting. Yeah.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, he's that guy.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: Okay. It wasn't your fault, Sean. And not Miss Doubtfire.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: It wasn't your fault. Oh, that'd be better. Miss Doubtfire? Yeah.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: Just a drag. Just a drag. A transverse. Oh, let's see. Birdcage.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: We got Birdcage. Yeah. We were all right with that one.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: We were good. We were good. It's trans probably. Or Jumanji.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: Jumanji probably. Sick. Or Aladdin. The real Jumanji. Oh, Aladdin
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: the Genie? Yeah, the Genie. I'll say it. The real Jumanji.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: The real Jumanji. I got the third one. I'm going
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: to get, you know. Some of the new... RV, problems.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: You and John Travolta and Tim Allen? That sounds like
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: a good time. I'm not going to lie. Like, John
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: Travolta would be the crazy one in that bunch. Yeah. John,
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: you're number five. Okay, I'm going hot guy. Matthew McConaughey.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: He's one of my top five favorite people.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: I agree. I agree. Yeah. You like high school girls
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: and they stay the same age? Says you. Local pervert.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: Watch the next two guys you're in the car with
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: and come get with us. However, if you have to
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: get in the.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: Car, you have to have yoga. Yeah.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: I can be a little stank. He listens to fucking
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: The Fish. Oh, fucking whatever. But yeah, he's the man.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: I know, you hate fish.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: It's the Grateful Dead. That guy's dead. Are we at
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: number five? I just did my five.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: My number five is Jack Black. See, I think he's
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: on Robin Williams' Sandler territory. Do you think he'd get annoying?
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: I think he could be a lot. Jack Black? Oh, yeah.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: I think he'd be a lot of fun. It's Jack Black.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: I like it. Yeah, it'd be so great. What you got, number? Oh, yeah, absolutely.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: I'd have to sing to me. I'd have to bring
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: a guitar. I do. I love me some Madame Sandler.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: I'd be all right with this goofy shit. Yeah. I
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: would be fully entertained. I'd be annoyed.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: But the only issue is, it's like, His fans would
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: be better than, like, Billie Eilish's fans when you get
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: out places.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Because they'd be, like, way more like, hey, it's
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: fucking Adam Sandler. Yeah. That'd be it. Not screaming fucking
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: crazy people.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Would you have this ten people in a car, or
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: are you doing individual you and one person?
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, me, I was. What is your list based on?
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: In my head, it was individual. Mine's individual. That's how
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: I'd be, too.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: Me, too.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: I don't want all ten of these people in my car.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: All right. Oh, yeah. You years? No. We did something
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: like that, too. You years? Yeah, my number five was
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Adam Sandler.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Four.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: Anthony Bourdain. Oh, that's a good one. Is that your four?
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: That's my four. That's Sean's four. Did you look at
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: my list? Did you peek? No. Did he peek? Anthony Bourdain.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: I didn't peek. My four is not. Did he peek? No.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: All right, so I'm going to shoot you down. Anthony Bourdain.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: I think stories, he knows the best places to eat food.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: If you want to stop for a quick bite to eat. Yeah.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: But more stories, because that dude, I could listen and
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: read a phone book.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's amazing. He was good.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: That suicide was the one that shocked me the most.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: That was a bummer. Of any suicides that we've heard about,
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: which is way too many. Yeah, way too many.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: That one is like, really? What a life that guy lived.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Robin Williams was shocker. But then you read more about
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: Robin Williams. He wasn't very dark. But we didn't know
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: about it. He killed his whole family. That was kind
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: of weird. That shocked me.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: Allegedly. I think he did.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: There's not too much controversy around that one. Chris Cornell
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: and Chester were both. Chris Cornell was not surprised. I
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: wasn't surprised. Bourdain was surprising. Kurt Cobain was not surprising.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: Anthony Bourdain, the road trip companion, would be surprising. Sean?
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: Your four was Anthony Bourdain?
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say my number four was Anthony Bourdain.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: I'm going to co-sign everything he said. My number four
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: is totally different. I went with Demi Lovato. Oh, you
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: went with Gordon Ramsay? No, I went with Demi Lovato.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: For what reason, Josh?
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: I think we would get along. Do you like her art?
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: She does have good music. Yeah, she does.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: And she likes good music. I'll just give you a
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: Demi Lovato CD and we'll call it good. I would
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: have thought of female artists way before her. Well, I
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: already had Halsey in my list.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: I just think you have to look at her.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: Really? No, she's fine. I don't think she's that hot.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Do you like her music more than her track? No,
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: I think we would get along. I need somebody that
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: I can get from Maine to California with. And I
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: think we would get along because we like the same
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: music and stuff like that.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: She just seems like a cool person that actually can
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: get along. I know. I've seen interviews and shit with her.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: I'm like, she seems cool.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: I don't think I could pick Demi Lovato out of
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: a crowd.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm not. I so could. I don't think... I
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: know her music. My guess is she... I don't think
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: I could recognize her either. I don't think I could...
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: I'm with you a little bit.
• 53:41
  Speaker 6: I have no idea what she would say. I guess
• 53:44
  Speaker 6: I don't know her personality. But her personal preference is okay.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: She's a big metalhead. So Josh picked this female pop
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: star for her personality. Sure. Okay, next. She's hot. She's
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: also hot.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: She's not like Kim Kardashian.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: She's hotter, yeah. She's not his style. No, she's not
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: my style. Oh, all day. Give me Halsey over Kim Kardashian.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: You're crazy. Kim K? Kimmy K.K. Well, my number four
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: is Crowley.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: Supernatural.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Love that.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: You have a crossroads demon just going everywhere.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: Only me and Josh. I love it. Crowley was the best.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: He was. I had Dean on the other side. Hell yeah.
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: I made it through Webman. I think I made it
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: through like seven episodes.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: That's it? I'm not done. Oh, man. It gets so
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: much better. It really does. Where are we at? We
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: should read our last couple lists here. I got a
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: list here. Go for it. Who is it from? This
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: is Jeanette from New York City. Oh! Walk in here.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: Now, Jeanette has an alive top 10 and a dead
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: top 10.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. I like that. She's got both. I like
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: that a lot. So let's start with her dead. Her
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: dead list? Her dead list. Her dead pool? Dead. Number 10,
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: Sam Cooke. Okay. Sam Cooke. He was a singer, I believe?
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: Yes. Number nine, James Dean. Also dead. Number eight. This
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: is the dead list. Number eight, Marilyn Monroe.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: Dead.
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: I'm with her on that. Number seven, Abraham Lincoln. Dead.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: He's not dead. Number six.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: Big supporter of the theater. Number six, Matthew Perry.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: Recently dead.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: Dead. Number five, Robin Williams. Number four, Chadwick Boseman. He's
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: been in Wakanda forever. Number three, Kurt Cobain. Number two,
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: Wayne Staley.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: Number one, Freddie Mercury. For a dead list. Thanks, Josh,
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: for pointing that out. Captain Obvious.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: He's a gross dick. This is Jeanette's alive top ten.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: A little lighter, hopefully.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: Number ten. You can't see him. John Cena. John Cena.
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: Number nine. Do you smell? The Rock is cooking. What's
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: The Rock is cooking? Dinner. The Rock. Number eight. Kevin Hart.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: The Rock's BFF. Oh, you need a booster seat. Yeah. Yeah,
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: that's kind of inconvenient. That homeboy is five foot zero. Yeah.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: Excuse me. Sorry. Number seven. John Mulaney. Oh, that'd be entertaining.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: You can talk about rehab with him.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, that sounds great, Chris. No, you can talk about
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: his coke habits for a while. What are you talking about?
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: You can talk about my coke habits too. Me too.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: Number six, Jennifer Lawrence. Oh, I like that. Yeah. See,
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: I had a Kim Kardashian.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: I'll give you that. I agree with that one too.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: This next one. Oh my God. This would be. But
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: you got Woody Allen. Oh yeah. Yeah. Separate Art from Artist.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: Woody Harrelson, maybe. Tim Allen, maybe. Tim Allen. Woody from
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: Toy Story, maybe. All right, Jeanette, we like the rest
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: of you. Al from Home Improvement. Al from Home Improvement.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: Number four. Al, not Andy. Andy, yeah, that'd be Andy's list.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: Number four. Sorry. Lady Gaga. Yep. Again, it'd be hard
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: to talk to her. She's cool. Yeah, she's so great.
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: I went better singing than Kelly Clarkson.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I've watched a couple of... I agree with
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: that statement. I've watched a couple of documentaries with her.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: She's a super cool chick.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: That would be fun. Number three, Pink. Okay.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: Number two, Dean Winchester. Supernatural. Dean Winchester. And number one,
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: Florence Pugh. Ooh, oh yeah. Ahead of Kim Kardashian. That's like.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: That's Sola Sequoia's favorite person.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: Thanks, Jeanette. From New York City. This one's really off
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: the rails. And I'm gonna love it. My dad's losing
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: his fucking mind right now.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he hates this. Forget about it, Jim. Do you
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: have a list to read? I would.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, I got one. Jesse P. Jesse Pinkman? Yeah. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Yeah, bitch.
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: Number 10, Gandhi. Bitch. Number 9, Lincoln. Bitch. Number 8, MLK. Bitch.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: We're just going to go all the way. Let's go.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: Number 7, Rosa Parks. Yeah, bitch. What a bitch. Wow. 6,
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: Kurt Cobain. Get up and fucking let your seat go
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: to somebody else. Five. That dude worked all day.
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: Five. Arthur Pendragon. Who? Arthur Pendragon. We're just saying three
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: different ones. That's actually fantastic. Get a car with Moni, Shaq,
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: and Albert Bell. Fuck yeah. What kind of car is this? Oh,
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: Arthur Pendragon. Is this a bus? Hold on, hold on. What?
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: Arthur Pendragon's King Arthur, a mythological character. Oh, King Arthur.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: His last name is Pendragon? Well, that's even better.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: Badass.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I think Andre would be great. Andre
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: would be great. I just want him to say it again.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, you can talk to King Arthur about their bathrooms
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: where people can go up and.
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: Stab you in your butt. Let me check my list.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: Not on my list. I don't care about Pendragon. He
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: can fuck you. That's a great list. Yeah, Pendragon's a
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: great list. The president of Pendragon is fucking sick. Is
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: he a descendant?
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: Is he just dragging a... I think we should all
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: vote for President Camacho. No, I think we should vote for...
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: I thought we tried it last time.
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: Did we? That's Kamala, my bad. Oh, yeah. Fail. Fail. Anyway,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: number three. Leonardo da Vinci. There would be a language
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: barrier there. Two Teddy Roosevelt. And number one, that's Vince
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: and Van Gogh. We know DiCaprio as Gilbert Grape. Candy
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: from Django. God damn. Yeah, I'm out. Alright. Oh, man.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: Where are we? Well, this is our last episode. And
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: I didn't do it. I was minus 500 on that. Sorry, folks.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: Love you.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: I said, and I didn't cancel it for you. Anyway,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: I got a list from Mr. Nate Schmidt.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, the guy who got locked in the basement. His
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: honorable mention is his ex-girlfriend.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there it is.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: Number 10 is Albert Einstein. Number 9, William Shatner.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's a good one.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: We have to stop and pee all the time. He's
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: sneaky old as shit, too. He's like 95. He outlived
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: fucking Picard. He's so old. Captain Kirk outlived Picard.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: Never would have gotten that. Who just died? No, no, no. Oh, Chekhov.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: Patrick Stewart. Oh, Chekhov, yeah. Patrick Stewart just died today.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: Chekhov died last week. Damn. So Shatner's next. You'd think. Anyway,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: go ahead. His number eight, Daniel Tosh. Oh, gosh. That'd
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: be entertaining. That would be entertaining. Number seven, Sheldon Cooper. Oh, man.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: Which one? Oh, my God.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: Hold on.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: So you'd have to have, like, you're having a science
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: seat in that car. Yeah.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: You have bathroom breaks that are specific.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: Pacific, I think you meant to say. Pacific, yeah. Yeah,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: you can't. Is it young Sheldon, though, or is it
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: big bang? I would hope big bang. It's no music, either.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: I'm not taking a kid on a road trip. It's
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: no music. That'd be exhausting. Yeah, no music. You're listening to, like, lectures. Yeah. Ugh. See,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: that part I'd be okay with. No. I'd rather have
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: young children, I think. Me too. I listen to this podcast.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: Listen to that podcast. His number six, Amy Winehouse. Hey,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: what is she? She's bringing drugs, though. Yeah. Just keep
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: us awake during this. Yeah. Number five, this one also
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: is dead. Captain America. Izzy, though. Izzy, though.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: December 18th. Nobody's ever actually dead in that universe. Number four, Groot.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: Number three.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: He's a tree. He doesn't say anything. All he says is,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: I am Groot.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: Hey, so I did that as a fucking, as my
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: New Year's resolution to try and go the whole day
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: and only say, I am Groot.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: How'd that go?
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: I made it through lunch. I made it to like
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: one o'clock in the afternoon. I worked fucking six, seven hours. Oh, dude,
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: my co-worker tolerated it. I think I punched him. Oh, dude.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: When I fucked up, I was actually disappointed. I say
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: it's a quiet day. We're playing a quiet game today.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: Quiet day.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: He definitely went along with it. Dude, I went to
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: the fucking restaurant and ordered my food by just saying,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: I am group pointing, and she figured it out.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: I think I have to then diesel quote you back
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: the whole day. We're family. All day.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: Number three, Homer Simpson. Oh, that's going to get ugly.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: Number two, it's Homer Simpson. Easy to have donuts and
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: drink beer, dude.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: It's a good point, Josh. Waffles wrapped in butter. Yeah.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: Great road trip.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: Those all sound great. Number two, Will Ferrell. That would
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: be good. And number one, Ryan Reynolds. Oh.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: I don't think I could keep my eyes on the road.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: But I want to pick him. I want to pick him.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: Hotter than Kim Kardashian. I want to pick him. Ryan Reynolds. Oh,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: he is. Gosling. He is definitely hot. Gosling. He is
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: hotter than Ryan Reynolds. Gosling with a beard? Come on.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: Come on. You're hot. You're hot. Sean. That's a one-one. Nope.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: Ryan Gosling with a beard. In a canoe?
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: I think I'd like to know what it said more.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: That would be a good road trip. That would be
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: a good road trip. He's also a monster, too. The
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: guy that plays Reacher. He's head of a who? Both
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: those guys. The Gossling? You're nuts. You're a crazy person.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: Have you seen the Notebook? Oh, my God.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: Dude, he built a house, and then he grew a beard,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: and he's hot. And you're sitting there, and he's like, oh,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: the old fad castle's hot.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: No, I never said that castle. He said Reacher. Or
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: the Allerichs. The Allerichs, and now. You're higher than Dread Pussy.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: But I do love the notebook. It's my favorite, like,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: crime movie. I'm a faller, sir. What do you want?
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: I like the new one. What was the project? Runway.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: Project Runway? Yes. Cheers. What's the one where you went
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: to outer space? Oh, the one. Oh, I am. Oh, Armageddon.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: The rock guy. Pearl Harbor. Yeah, yeah. Oh, with the rock?
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: Black Adam. Josh Hartnett. Wow.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, Tooth Fairy. Tooth Fairy. Oh, Tooth Fairy is good.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: You want Josh Hartnett movies? Oh, no. Black Ops down.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: 30 Days, 30 Nights. That was a good movie. That
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: was a good movie. Hail Mary. Roger Talmary. Roger Talmary.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: Why didn't you say that? Because I couldn't think of it.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: You had to say it Tuesday. We weren't saying anything.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: I was close. Is this like a stage thing like
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: they do in WWE? That's what it looked like. Where
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: are we at?
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: I didn't really listen. Where are we? Joshua sidetracked us.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: With what?
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: That list?
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Are you done? I was the last one to
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: read a list. I have a list here. I haven't
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: read this one yet. Read that one.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: Marcus Jenkins from Mary Island. Number 10. George Strait.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, The Troubadour. The Troubadour.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: You're going to listen to some good old-fashioned music.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: I got that. Ryan. Another hot guy. Eddie Vedder. Oh,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: Eddie Vedder. My baby's hot. Sexy man right there. It's
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: fucking weird how he even wrote a song about it.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: He's hotter than Kim K. Who? Eddie Vedder. Eddie fucking Vedder.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: He's a hot shit. He's a handsome little guy. I
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: thought you said that. We've already named like 15. I
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: thought you were talking about hot guys. Eddie Vedder, dude.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: Eddie Vedder's not a hot guy. Are you kidding me?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? You think he's a good looking guy?
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: Have you seen him on the Unplugged? He's hot as shit.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: Number eight, Tom Petty. Not a hot guy. Not a
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: hot guy. Disgusting.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: Number seven, another not hot guy, John Gruden.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, God. You know, you're talking football. Pay for a
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: fucking haircut, dude. You're talking football, bro. You don't want
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: him on Rotel. Boom. No, he'd be terrible. Number six.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: We're in the knickers. Here's where the stories come in
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: for wrestling if you're a big fan. Okay. The Undertaker.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, fuck.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: I'm surprised by that. Mean Mark. Let's go, Mean Mark.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: You haven't seen her? No, no, no. You said Iron Sheik?
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: I don't want The Undertaker, though. I want Mean Mark.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: Sheik doesn't count. I want Six Feet Under podcast Undertaker.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: Mean Mark. Number five, Alexa Bliss.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: Hmm.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: I wonder why, Mark. Yeah. Number four, this is really disgusting.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: AJ Pruszynski.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: Go fuck yourself. You know what? He's close to being
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: banned as a GM. He's pretty close. I'm going to
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: say his last name. No, we can't ban him. We've
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: already got enough. I got my gun out. Oh, Dave Grohl. No,
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: he's about to cock it. Stone Cold Steve Austin. Stone
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: Cold would be fun.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: I like that. We're drinking and driving the whole fucking way. Jay,
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: you're not making it to your destination.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: And number one, we're real drunk here because Harry Caray
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: is happening.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: He wants me back. Harry Caray is a good one.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: Hey, if you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: I just want to go back and listen. I'd be
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: so blessed.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: Did you ever hear about Harry Caray's Diaries?
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: He had like an actual log of what he did
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: every night and who he drank with and if they
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: bought him beer that he has to buy him back.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: But it was like a who's who of Chicago drinking.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: That's amazing.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: And it was hilarious because it'd be like Cubs game,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: 120 game, you're off at 430, go to the bar,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: and it's like, you know, Chris bought a pitcher. It's like, oh,
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: I drank the pitcher. There was one that the Cubs–
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: I'd read that. The Cubs won the division and then–
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: Harry Caray was riding a horseback with.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: A police officer through the streets of Chicago.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: He had his hat. He must have hired a guy
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: to keep his hat. There's no way he kept these
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: notes on himself.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I want to read the actual diary. Yeah.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: But his daughter said there's a little black book of
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: Chicago drinking with Harry Caray.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: Do you have the last list? Have you ever done
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: a Chicago Shad?
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: You've done Mallorca? The H-A?
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: Horrible. Have you ever done it, though? It's terrible. But
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: you did it in the style after it? Oh, I
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: don't know if I do that. I don't care.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: You're in Chicago. You have to do it. I've been
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: to Chicago many times and never done it. Do it
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: with the old style. You'll feel better. I don't want
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: to do any of them. Okay. We have one more list?
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: I have a list. From all of our listeners. This
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: is from Mark from Clinton, Iowa. The Father.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: Number 10. By the way, fun fact before you start.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: He loves it when we do that. Number 10.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: Charlie Star. Blackberry Smoke.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: Number 9. Jerry Lewis. That would be the guy that
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: married his 13-year-old cousin. He was phenomenal on the piano.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: He's not going to marry.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: My dad, okay? Get over it. You can write some
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: fucking music. That guy is entertaining. He was a weirdy.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: He's dead. Oh, yeah, he is. So it doesn't matter.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: Not happening. Sorry, it's my job. Number eight, Triple H. No,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: I believe it says H. Triple H. His hair's back.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: He kind of does. He might be coming back. Again, stories, though.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: Number six, number seven, Pete Rose. He's dead. He's dead.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: He's dead. He might get in the Hall of Fame.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: He should.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: He should have been in before he died. He should
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: have been away. I would handshake him. If LB just said,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: fuck it, nah. I'd kind of love it. They'd say,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: fuck you, I'm not doing it.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: I love a grudge. I'm a fan of a grudge.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: Number six, Caitlin Clark. That's our first Caitlin Clark.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: Good for him. One of the few women that isn't
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: a pervert move. Why are you looking at you, kid?
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: And Josh. Mine were not for people. Kelly Kapowski, Penny
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: from the Big Bang Theory. Those two were. You were
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: making gestures with all these hoops. You were doing gestures
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: with the hands of all these kids. What was that? What?
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: The Halsey, you said. You were doing a lot of
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: hand gestures. I want to see Halsey on the road
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: with me.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: And you did something with your tongue. I don't remember
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: what that was. Oh, man.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: I can't remember exactly. We're going to have to move
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: on to our new GM. I got Larry David.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: On my list. Number five. Number five. He's drinking out
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: of Hitler's teacup right now. His chalice.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: Number five, I have my dad. His mom and dad.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: Number four, Kevin Cronin. I like that Kevin Cronin is
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: above his parents. Well, he had a million years.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: Of his parents. He had so many of Kevin Cronin.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: Number three, The Crusher. Oh, The Crusher. Who's that? He's
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: a wrestler. Wrestler from Milwaukee. Back in the day, they
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: saw him at your gymnasium.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: I remember that story. Number two, Norm McDowell. And number one,
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: my wonderful wife. Aww.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: She made him say that. That was a gun today.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: I just did it at night. I wrote you.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: They weren't that chill. He said you were not having
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: a good time. He said Joe Mama, number one. He said,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: my wonderful wife.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: Yep. Yeah, but it didn't have to be Joe Mama.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: Where are we at? Number three. Number three?
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go Jesse the Body Ventura.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: Ooh.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: Whoa.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: Wow. He's insane. He is insane. Give me a year.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: Give me a year.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: 2010.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: Maybe Sealsport. Maybe Sealsport. Let's fucking go. Governor Ventura. Governor Ventura.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: I'd rather have Will Sasso as Jesse the Body Ventura.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: Whoa.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: Happy birthday. I'd rather have Ace Ventura. I think, yeah,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: Will Sasso. Yeah, Will Sasso. You could have got Will
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: Bank for your back with him. Yeah, he does a
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: bunch of them. You could have got Will Sasso and
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: the body. Two for one. And Stone Cold. He does
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: a fucking fire Dusty Rhodes. Yeah, he does a fire
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: Dusty Rhodes. Well, it's my list, so I don't want
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: Will Sasso. I want Jesse Ventura to be crazy and talk.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: Is he walking, too? Probably. I think he doesn't get walking.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: Should we invite him on a pod? Will Sasso. Will
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: Sasso's fee's up. No, he's alive. His career's dead, man.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: He's fine. I could talk to him. I could talk
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: to Sasso. I got a sass up, guys. Can you
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: get a little sass on this? GM. Not Jew-M. GM.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: I do have some. Yeah. If we have Jewish people,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: Josh is going to make that call.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: Whoa.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: Whoa. You said Jewish? You said Jew-M. Mazel tov. Number three. Yeah,
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: number three. Number three. Hot guys. I'm going with the
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: hottest of guys. Anybody got a guess? Ryan Gosling. Steve Carell. What?
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: Steve Carell? John Mayer. He's so money. I honestly thought
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: you were going to say Jack Johnson. Your party is
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: a wonderland.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: I'd take Jack Johnson over John Mayer.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: No, I'd go Mayer. Again, the stories that guy could tell. Oh,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: fuck me. He was a coxswain back in the day.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: A coxswain? He had everybody. He fucked everybody. He had
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: Hollywood by the balls. There's songs about him. I like
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: Mayer a lot. And then I can get all the
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: dead talk with Bob Weir and everybody. We're good. He
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: can probably FaceTime. Most of them are dead. Oh, Bob Weir?
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: Jerry Garcia?
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: Line number three, and I think Everybody's going to agree
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: with this one. I'd be shocked. Seth Rollins.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: No, he rocks. Fuck yeah. Seth freaking Rollins? All day.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: All day. All day. Exactly. You can talk football. You
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: can talk Iowa. You can talk Becky. Perfect. You are great.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: He's a redhead. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's problematic. Hang on.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: Too many people are talking at once. Yeah. How do
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: you know? How do you know? I don't know. Austin
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: Creed gave the black to a lot of them. Austin
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: Creed ran through that locker room like it was his job.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: I've seen some of it. Good for him. I've seen it.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: I've seen it with Paige. That's a good one.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: Anyway, yeah.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: Seth Rollins, you're fantastic. That might be one of your traits.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: My number three is Gandalf.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: The gray or the white? The white. Gandalf the White.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: I figured that'd be some fucking wild times and I
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: wouldn't have to worry about shit.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: Sure that.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: He's going to take care of you. Can you explain
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: this to Sean? Lord of the Rings, the wizard from
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: Lord of the Rings.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: You know what I think he was talking about most
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: of the time? Hey, I watched one of those. Which one?
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: His foot fetish for hobbits. I mean, why wouldn't you? Yeah,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: who doesn't like hairy feet? Uh, Files of the Ring? Yeah,
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: it's good. The next two are actually better. Okay.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: Although the second one's very good. Hey, you guys go
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: back there and talk amongst us.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: We're talking about the Gandalf. Oh, we can't hear you. Well,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: this is his time. Tell us why Gandalf would be
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: fun in your... Hobbit feet. The hobbit feet. Really? He
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: likes hairy hobbit feet. Why wouldn't you bring Sam? Just
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: bring me. I got hairy feet. No, no, no. He's
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: a wizard.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: He's got to tell you stories about fucking hobbits.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: And banging hobbit feet. You have a foot thing, bro?
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: Not only hairy feet. Gandalf does. Gandalf's the one with
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: the fetish. So you bring him to cut him? Yeah.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: You want a hairy foot, fucker. Yes.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: Why? Why not?
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: I'd want different stories from him. I'm with Moni on this.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: I want to hear full fucking stories. That's kind of weird.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: They were listening to it. Hey, look, my number two.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: Where's my number two? I'm going to go... No, we're
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: on two.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: It's under three. This is my car. There's one in
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: the shotgun, one in the back. I want Barry Bonds
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: and Greg Maddox. Top 10 looks, I thought.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: I want hitting and pitching. Just talking about baseball. The
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: art of pitching. You have one of the best. Those
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: who annoy the shit out of each other. You'd be
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: pulling over in 20 minutes to find a baseball field.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: Did you see the video?
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: Did you guys watch the video?
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: Did you see the video of them two breaking down
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: when they face each other?
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: That's fucking boner. That's a baseball boner right there. I'm
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: taking the shot of Fireball right now.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: It's not even a shot. It's a double fucking shooter.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: It's not. It's a shot, you sissy ass. What's your
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: number two there, Sean? Steven Rinella.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: He is a podcast meat eater and he's an outdoorsman
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: and an author and a podcaster, but he would be
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: Ultimate Outdoor Story. He lives in Alaska, Montana as well.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know who that is.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: I've read a few of his books, and he is
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: one of the best storytellers, and he has all the outdoors.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: I know who that is. That would be super interesting
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: to travel with. I can listen to him read a
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: grocery list. He's the same as Mike Rowe. And he
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: can pull over and just start grilling. Yeah, he's just
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: the man. He's the best.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: That's good. My number two, I'm going with Jason Momoa.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: You're going to rock out. Yep. You're going to talk
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: about water. I was going to think about. And you're
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: going to.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: He's from Iowa. You're going to talk about Game of Thrones.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: I was thinking about the scraps you can pick up
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: from the girls. And that's another man crusher.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: He's probably. Dutch running. Again. Not a fucking shit. Any
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: fucking day. I will get in bed with Jason Momoa.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: I think you're just saying that because it's a Kardashian.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: The name Kardashian. That's crazy. Wow. Because you like asses
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: and tits. And she's got both. But neither of them
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: are real. So does he. Her ass is a hundred
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: percent real. What's that do? Anything. Who cares if it's fake?
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: Because of the feeling. Really? Yeah, I felt fake boobs.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: You don't like fake boobs? I don't disagree. I don't care.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: I don't care. Tits are tits, man. That's not the reason.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: Just because I like one beard doesn't mean I'm not
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: going to like this other beard. I am with you
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: that she's down on the list compared to where these
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: guys put them. I don't put her super high on
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: my list. This one's about Jason Momoa. Yeah. Kim Kardashian.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: She might be a top five. I'm not taking Kim Kardashian. Really?
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: Kim K might be a top five. Momoa. Thank you
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: for bringing that up, Josh.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: Momoa.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: Give me a blast. You're stopping and drinking Guinness. You're
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: eating poi.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: You're listening to fucking Metallica. I don't think I've seen
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: a Samoa movie. I've never seen it.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: Samoa. From Iowa. He's from Iowa? He's a native. His
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: family's from there. He's from Iowa. I thought that was Champaign.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: He's a big Iowa guy. From Iowa? Isn't that what
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: that is? Mimosa. Isn't that orange juice and champagne? That's Mimosa.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: Is he from Okeechobee? I'm with you. I think he
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: said Okeechobee. He's from Okeechobee. Most of my list is Okeechobee.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: Josh is number two. My number two is Pantera. I
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: thought that's a good one. The original Pantera band.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: Momoa.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: The Rex Vinny. Champagne. Phil. You picked a band? That guy. Yeah. Yeah, that's,
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: he's from, he's from. He's from Polynesia. Yeah, he's from.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: He is Polynesian, but. I can tell by the sauce.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: I'll show you. He's from the big island, bro. The
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: big island of Subula. He was born in Honolulu, but
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: he grew up. What do you mean he's from Honolulu?
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: He was born in Honolulu.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: Okay. Born there, but he grew up with his mom
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: and his grandma in Iowa. So where's he from? Iowa.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: Iowa. You grew up in Iowa. Just because you're born there.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: I was born in Illinois. I'm not from Illinois. And
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: he comes here secretly. I'm from Iowa. I was born
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: in Iowa. What do you mean secretly? You grew up
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: in Iowa. There's somebody asking where I'm from. He's 6'4.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: He looks like Rikishi. I say I'm from Iowa. Look
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: at that. Anyway. I don't know mentions. I have a couple.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: Chris Farley. Chris Farley. I don't know mentions. Great pig. Yes,
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: let's go. Winston Churchill. Interesting. I think we'd stop for
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: a couple of whiskeys. We'd party. We'd have a cigar.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: And I also have John Cena. My honorable mentions are
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: Joe Manganiello.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: Who's that? Is that impractical Joker?
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: Damn it. Oh, God. Q would have been good, though.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: I would have put Q on my list. Or Joe Gatto.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: I don't think I'd put Joe Gatto. That would be
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: too much. Who's that? Joe Manganiello. He was in Magic Mike.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: Magic Mike. He's been in a bunch of movies. Yay!
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: We've been talking about what dudes we think are hot.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: Deathstroke?
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: Wasn't he Deathstroke? Yes, in one of those movies. Yeah,
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: one of the very end. One of those superhero movies.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: He He's a good-looking dude. He was married to Sofia Vergara.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: I think he was in Pee Wee's movie. Oh, Sofia Vergara. Oh,
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: my God.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: He's married to Sofia Vergara. He was. He was. They've
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: got divorced. Now, we're talking. Okay. She's hot. Majority of everybody.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: Hang on. Top two. Time out.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: Time out.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: I'm going to get Sean here real quick. I'm going
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: to get Sean with his number one real quick. Ready?
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: Salma Hayek. Salma Hayek. Hold on. Hold on. I have
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: another honorable mention. Do it. And he's hotter than all
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: of us. Than Salma Hayek? Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Oh, wrong.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: He's hot. And he keeps getting hotter.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: He does.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: How does he keep getting better? The gray. Jeffrey Dean Morgan.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: Jeffrey Dean Morgan. I have no idea who that is.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: He's a hamster. I got Salma. Hey, you watch Grey's Anatomy?
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: Is she on your list? Jenny. Yes, I love you. No,
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: he doesn't. No, wait until now. No, now. Look at
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: him now. Now.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: Not the kids. He knows exactly which character. He knows
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: exactly which character. He has the big C. Oh, he's terrible.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: You think he's cancer? He's terrible. I didn't say you did.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: He looks like he did. He said big C. Oh,
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: he looks like. What's the guy from?
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: Hold on.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. No, no. Who's his doppelganger? I am.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: I'm out. I'm out.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: I'm out. I'm out.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: I'm out.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: I'm out.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: I'm out. I'm out.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: I'm out.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: You guys don't know? Who? Sam and Dean. Sam and Dean,
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: the Winchester. You know the guy. Supernatural? Yeah, now he doesn't.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: I didn't know their name was Winchester until like two
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: days ago. Guy Fieri. Because, like, really?
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: I'm traveling across the country and fucking get to choose
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: all the food I want.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: Triple D.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: That's fucking, that's great. And then the other honorable mention
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: is death. I thought that would be fun. Death? Yeah.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: Do I just go around and watch him work?
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. But yeah, I just, I think it'd be interesting.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 2: That'd be kind of sick.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: It would.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: It would be different. Just fucking with people. Beep-bop. Beep-bop. Beep-bop.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 2: That'd be the Grim Reaper from Bill and Ted. So
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: you're driving in Chicago. That'd be all right, too. That'd
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: be all right. So hold on. You're driving in Chicago.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: Some asshole cuts you off.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: Hey. Then you call him. Yeah. Like an old manager,
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 2: you call him the right. Yeah. He points to the bullpen.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: You call him.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: Hey, Dad.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: Get that fucking sickle over here. You don't call him
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: the bullpen when your guy's throwing 48 pitches, though. Yeah.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: That's pretty stupid. All right. All right. Number one. It's
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: kind of sappy. Hold on. Sean's got some other ones.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: Fuck me.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: You didn't.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: You wrote them down late. I wrote them down though. Yep.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: An hour ago.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: There's no rules of this podcast. If you survive later,
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: that's good for you. I'm going to play the hits here.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: You got three. The big three of my life. Can
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: I guess your next one? Yeah. You already have Mike Rowe.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: Zach Baggins, Ghost Hunters.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: Those are my big three. You guys can talk about
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: how he still hasn't found a ghost yet. What are
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: you talking about? It's like Bigfoot. They haven't found him
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: yet either. Do you watch the show?
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: Do you have eyeballs? Yeah, he's never found a ghost.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: He finds a ghost every episode. He never finds a ghost.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? You don't blame a ghost? No,
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: not a bit. Dude, you're nuts. He finds a ghost
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: every episode. There's always stuff going on at asylums, hospitals.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: He's got those tools that detect them. How do you
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: make that? You're just making shit up. You don't know.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: Exactly. He made it up. How do you make up
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: voices on a recorder? All right. Can we move past that?
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, boy.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: Let's keep going. After, after. My number one is a
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 2: sappy choice. Sean, since you're here. Sappy choice. The six
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: of us. You know Zach Bagans? The six of us.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: Dude, you have a list of 48 people, I feel like.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: You need the six Mickelsons.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: Me, you, mom and dad, and our sisters. I'm out.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: I don't have any sick day.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: That'd be a nightmare for everybody. Can you imagine us
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: six in one car? Right now. You guys need a
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: bad shade. You're driving. I'm definitely driving. Mom's in the
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: front seat. I get car sick.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: Jess and Kayla are in the way back. I didn't
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: think Jess was going to take you guys all up
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: on sleep. She's killing all of you. No, Jess is
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: the low key.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: She won't kill me. Jess is the killer of that group.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 2: That's what I mean. She is.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: Of the jokes that are going to be had, my
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: sister Jess is the best fucking joke killer.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: She's a straw. She is a savage.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: We may be the loudest, but Jess has been the
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: back waiting her moment. Just picking it apart. And then
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: when we're all just laughing and we're done laughing, Jess
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: will fucking come in with a.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: And kill us all. That'd be a long, long time.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: I'm out.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: I think you'd kill... Who would you kill? You'd kill Kayla.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: No. Yeah, I'd kill my....
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 2: Or probably you and Dad. By the way, no Brandon. Oh,
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: me and Dad. It'd be a double. I'd line you
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: guys up. One bullet.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: So it'd be you and the women? It'd be me
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: and the women. It'd be a girl's day. Yeah, I
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: can see that.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: Who would be the last person standing, Mom? Jess. Jess?
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: Jess.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: It's always Jess. It's always Jess. It's always Jess. Number
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: two would be cold. If he was.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: I'm picking him up when I get two free seats
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: when I shoot you and dad.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 2: Me and dad would be so not excited. Have you
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 2: taken this trip? Yeah.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: He's already fought him. I thought I was in Colorado.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: We fucking took that Colorado trip. This is such a
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: fun trip, but I wish I could shoot my brother
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: and my.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: Dad in the head. I wish it was just me
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 2: and my sister here.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: By the way, so we've taken a cross-country trip-ish from
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: Iowa to Colorado.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: My mom's like, I'll drive. So mom goes, I'll drive. Fine.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: All right, mom, take the fucking wheel. My mom makes
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: it to that rest area just past Iowa.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: Iowa City.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: Before Iowa City. I'm so tired. She said, I'm so
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: tired I can't drive anymore. My dad fucking drives from
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: that point to fucking Denver. The next 12 and a
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: half hours. My mom sleeps in the back. My mom
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: sleeps that long and wakes up every so often to go,
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: turn it down. Your speed is She's eight rows behind us.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: By the way, she's in the third row of a van.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: Her feet fucking in the middle of the console. Knowing
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: your parents for my entire life, I believe absolutely everything.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: That makes perfect sense. She supposedly gets car sick. That's
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: why she can't sit in the back seat.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: I got one of those. I'm definitely a front seat guy.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: If I'm not driving, which I always will be, I
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: have to be in the very front seat. My mom
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: says she has car sickness.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 2: I've never seen it.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: I've taken several trips. I have no problem. I'm a
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: front seat in Melanie's family, too. I'm going to road
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: trips with her uncles and aunts.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, God. I'm out the cat out of
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 2: the bag. Sean, can you tell a quick story? Sure.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: Every time you see Melanie's grandmother. Oh, no. That's all fair.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: That's all fair.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: We'll move past it.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: Let's finish this up. All right. Number one for Sean.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 2: Number one. Robbie Robertson. Guitarist, songwriter, band. He's dead. He's dead. Sorry. Sorry.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: Now you've crossed the line. We finally crossed the line
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: and it's sad. But he's probably the best guitar player probably.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 2: Of all time. Yeah. Best songwriter probably of all time.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 2: We're going to be watching that here in a couple weeks.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: Have you listened to Dimebag play the guitar? You heard
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: Robbie play guitar? You can't give him the best guitarist.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: We've done that episode.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we've done that. We've done that.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: But I think the guy from May, he's really fucking
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: good at that too.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: He's really, really good. We'll be watching that here in
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 2: a month. From today, Sean. You know that? I'll say it.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 2: I'm going to watch it. One month from today, we'll
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 2: be watching that at one in the morning. In the basement.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: I'm going to have a belly full of Canadian club. Nice.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: It's called Thanksgiving. That's what happens. Oh. My number one,
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: I went with Glenn. Glenn Howarton. Fuck, yeah. Dennis? Yep. No, no,
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 2: not Dennis. I want the real person. I think it's
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 2: the same guy.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: It's pretty close. There's got to be something. Well, I mean,
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: but Charlie's the one that writes them, so. But his
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: stories would be great. Who's the closest to your character?
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: Who do we decide?
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 2: Charlie. Charlie, I think. I don't know. I think Dennis.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 2: I think Dee.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: She's a pretty stupid player. Everybody else is so insane.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: To be fair, it's probably DeVito, to be honest. No.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: He's nuts. He's shooting out guns. I'm going to get weird.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: I think he is getting weird with it. And he's
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: okay with it. Have you heard some of the stories
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: you tell? He's so old, he gives no fuck. But
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: Dee is trying to be normal. She wants to be normal.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 2: Peyton just watched The Gang Breaks D. Oh, my God.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: Pete was like, this is dork, man. He got done
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: watching the episode. The best part of that is the
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: end where Dennis had no idea either.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 2: He's like, I'm going to go out for a little while. Josh,
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 2: your number one was? Glenn Howard. My number one is
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 2: Chris Farley.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: Cool. I think it'll be a fucking blast. Did you
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: last that long with that man? With that much coke?
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 2: Fuck yeah.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: I can't believe that sounds like a fucking wonderful road trip.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 2: I want to be there. Exactly. Let's get down. I'll
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: give you and Chris Farley. Let's go. That's how I go.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 2: That's our list. If you survived this episode, way to go.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 2: Good job, Dean. Next episode, another Sean idea. Nice.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: Top 10 things everyone should experience at least once in
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: their life.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 2: That is a good one. That was a good one.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 2: This one was Sean's idea. The next one.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: I think the one after that is going to be
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: a Sean idea. You should have a bunch of koozies
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: by now. Because you said free koozies for anybody that's listening.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 2: I did. I have seven koozies. Yeah. Just give us
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 2: your address. We'll ship you a whole case. And look
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 2: out for us. I'll throw them at your house. That's
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 2: not a bad idea. All right. Give us your list.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 2: Thank you for all of this. Yeah, thanks for all
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 2: the lists. That one's amazing. We have a lot of them.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: Top 10 things everyone should experience at least once in
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: their life.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Thanks for listening. Get us a list. Bye-bye. Like, share, subscribe.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 2: Hide your kids.