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Bonus IMPROV - Electricity is So Unpredictable · Very Fine Friends

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  Welcome to very fine friends bonus bonus bonus bonus.
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  It's bonus.
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  Okay.
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  And make it improv.
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  You know what?
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  Just cause you asked.
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  I thought you were gonna say just cause yeah.
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  Just cause yeah.
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  Just cause yes.
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  Yes, Jessica's.
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  Hey, where's Joe?
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  I think he's getting us a suggestion somewhere.
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  Joe, did you find one?
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  Oh, I'm back.
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  Oh, God, I'm sorry.
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  The ground is so hot outside.
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  I had to run it from all the way across the pool deck to get that suggestion.
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  Thank you.
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  Your suggestion?
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  You can do it.
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  I believe in you.
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  Your suggestion is panicking.
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  Panicking.
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  I am I've never had a panic attack I feel very fortunate about that you do seem very stable
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  thank you have you uh no you've never had one either um no I definitely had anxiety but I've
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  never had like a full-blown I don't think I've ever had a full-blown attack I would say that
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  I think what's true for me is
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  I could absolutely lose my ever-living shit
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  over something small.
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  But something very big, I'm like, cool.
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  You can rely on me.
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  I'm not going to...
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  It's almost like things slow down a little bit.
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  I'm like, I can handle this.
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  But then when it doesn't matter, I'm like,
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  the world fucking sucks!
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  Honk, honk, honk, honk.
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  this meat is gray.
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  If you're not laughing at that,
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  go back.
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  Listen to our last episode.
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  Too funny.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  I,
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  I know what you mean.
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  I feel like I,
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  the same way,
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  like big things.
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  It's like,
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  I kind of do like,
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  yes,
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  slow down and just kind of,
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  I,
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  I maybe disassociate a little bit where I kind of get very like third party
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  thinking,
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  like not,
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  I'm not thinking about things.
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  It's like me.
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  It's like,
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  I'm just sitting there.
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  I'm like,
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  okay,
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  I'm watching kind of this happen.
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  Yeah.
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  All right.
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  Yeah.
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  Let's,
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  and that's not always great.
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  If you need like fast reaction time for something like you need quick
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  reflexes or whatever.
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  I'm not your,
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  I not your man Uh but you might be you probably just never been in a situation where you needed quick reflexes I think they just kick in I think if you the kind of person because I seen this
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  like there's the kind of person who something big happens
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  and they are so overwhelmed that they like freak out like audibly
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  and they don't know what to do.
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  That person is not going to be able to help,
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  especially if reflexes are needed quickly.
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  I would say in most situations, this is just a guess.
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  but for someone who's like chill like okay like okay i see something's going on but i'm like
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  handling it if you need to do something i think the reason that you're chill is because your body
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  is like pumping the right amount of chemicals for you to like handle the situation
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  you know like some people run or hide or whatever yeah i think i think your nature has a lot to do
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  with it and i also think that maybe can be changed if like some people might have a knee-jerk
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  reaction under normal circumstances, but maybe in this situation, because it involves their
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  kid, they're going to like rise to the occasion or do what needs to be done.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah, that's true.
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  Do you think those like the stories of like moms lifting cars off their baby, you think
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  that's?
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  Yeah, it's true.
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  It's true.
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  It's pretty amazing.
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  But why'd they put their baby under a car to begin with?
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  That's bad parenting.
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  They wanted to show people they could lift a car.
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  What better way to do it with a baby?
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  The baby's cries alert everyone in the area.
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  Look how strong my mom is.
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  That's what babies are saying when they cry.
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  They're always telling you what's going on.
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  I'm strong.
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  Yeah.
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  That was great baby speak.
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  Thank you.
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  Yeah.
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  And now, improv.
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  Oh, God.
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  Charles.
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  Yes.
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  What if I unplugged the TV?
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  I hope that's okay.
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  I was just worried.
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  What if it exploded?
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  You unplugged the TV because you were worried.
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  What if it exploded?
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  What if?
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  Electricity is so unpredictable.
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  But you're here.
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  No, thank God you're here.
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  Don't go.
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  Yeah, I'm not going anywhere, babe.
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  Thank you.
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  Yeah, no problem.
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  But you got to calm down with these fears of yours.
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  I can't.
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  That's all I think about.
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  I also opened every window.
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  because of the carbon monoxide.
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  There is no carbon monoxide, babe.
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  And now there can't be because the windows are open.
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  You just got to chill, okay?
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  Just chill.
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  How are you so chill all the time?
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  I just am.
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  I just know that when the moment comes,
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  I'll be able to take care of whatever happens.
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  I don need to like prevent things from happening I just know like TV explodes Cool I duck I throw you under the couch so the shards don hit you whatever
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  You really think you could do that in the moment?
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  I'm sure of it.
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  I think I'd panic.
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  I think I would be frozen.
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  I don't know.
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  Babe, babe.
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  What?
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  Babe.
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  What?
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  Babe.
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  What?
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  Believe in yourself.
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  Believe in me.
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  Okay, I do believe in you, Charles.
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  I'm here for you.
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  I'm scared.
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  All right?
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  Okay, all right.
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  Thank you.
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  Love you.
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  Charles has got you.
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  I love you, Charles.
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  All right, Bambi.
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  Oh, say it back.
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  Say it back.
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  I got you, Bambi.
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  No, I said I love you.
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  Bambi, you're my girl.
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  Okay, we'll talk about it later.
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  Okay.
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  All right, cool.
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  So, yeah.
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  Why are you putting your coat on?
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  Where are you going?
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  Oh, I'm just going to the store.
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  No, you can't.
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  Honey, we're out of cigarettes, babe.
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  I'll have to come with you
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  What if someone's car rolls into the house
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  It's not going to happen babe
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  It happens all the time
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  Don't you watch the news
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  It doesn't happen all the time
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  It does three times a week
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  Honey you got to stop watching the news
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  But that's how I know things
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  Charles
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  Babe
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  Hey who's my girl okay
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  You just sit here I'm going to plug the TV back in
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  Okay
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  I'm going to close the windows
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  Okay
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  I'm going to go get some cigarettes
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  Okay
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  I'm going to come back
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  We're going to chain smoke
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  And we're going to chain smoke
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  And we're going to watch
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  Say the part about how you come back again
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  I'm going to come back, babe
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  Oh, baby, I'd like that
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  Okay, I think I could do it
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  Alright, babe
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  I really think I could do it
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  Bam, babe
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  Yeah
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  You're going to be great, okay
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  Back in seven minutes
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  Seven minutes
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  Seven minutes
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  You're just going up to the bodegue?
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  Yeah
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  Okay, Charles
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  Just going to the guh
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  get a carton of cigarettes.
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  Okay.
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  Love you.
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  Okay.
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  I'll be back.
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  Okay.
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  I'm plugging the TV back in too.
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  Okay.
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  Just sit here.
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  Did you say you loved me too?
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  I didn't.
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  The TV loud when it came on.
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  I'll be back in seven minutes.
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  Okay.
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  Okay.
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  Careful out there,
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  Carl.
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  It's babe.
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  Come down.
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  It's fine.
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  I'm freaking out.
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  Don't freak out.
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  Okay.
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  No,
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  I'll just watch TV.
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  watch tv oh look jeopardy's on great watch jeopardy don't forget to answer in the form of a question
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  all right i'll be back okay what is my most sincere hope okay very good oh you knucklehead
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  come here oh kiss kiss okay um oh god okay i feel something so strongly for you It above like
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  And it's under obsession.
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  Do you feel it too?
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  You know what I feel?
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  Like I'd love to get some cigarettes.
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  So I'm going to go do that.
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  Okay.
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  All right.
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  I'll be here.
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  Okay.
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  Cut to seven minutes later.
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  Wee!
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  Wee!
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  What the hell happened?
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  What is going on here?
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  You live here, sir?
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  Yeah, I live here.
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  What is this car doing in my...
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  What is this car doing in my house?
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  I'm so sorry to be the one to tell you this.
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  What is going on?
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  Why is my T...
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  Parts of my TV all over the place?
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  There was an electrical television fire
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  and a simultaneous carbon monoxide explosion.
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  What?
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  They're expecting no survivors.
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  What?
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  No, no.
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  Bambi, babe.
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  Bambi, babe.
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  Shut my girls in there.
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  Hold him back, hold him back
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  Bambi, babe
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  Charles
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  Bams, Charles
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  I'm here, oh my god
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  I can't believe you're here
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  Let me get you out
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  There's so much TV parts all over you
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  I was just
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  I'm so scared, Charles
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  I was so scared
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  But I knew that I'd be okay
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  Because I said
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  Charles loves me
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  Not now, babe, not now
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  No, yes, no.
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  It has to be now.
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  I said, if he loves me, he'll be back and he'll save me.
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  You saved me.
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  No, babe.
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  You saved Bambi.
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  Yeah, I saved you, babe.
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  I saved you.
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  You saved because why?
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  Because the light's going out, Charles.
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  Charles plus Bambi.
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  Charles plus Bambi.
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  With a what around it?
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  With a high five on either side.
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  Bam, bam, you're safe.
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  You made it.
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  Put one last cigarette in my lips
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  Oh, here you go
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  Oh, here you go, babe
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  Charles?
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  Yeah, that's my smoking, babe
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  Here I am, smoking, babs
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  Oh, and you're literally smoking, too, from the fire
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  It's so funny
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  It's funny that I didn't even need to use a lighter
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  You could just lit it off your arm
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  You're so good at joking about the ones you love
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  Bam, uh
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  Listen
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  I've been meaning to tell you something
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  Um
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  I think we should
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  Be just friends
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