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Johnjay's FLORIDA Shock Trivia · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: John Jane Rich, Hi Cali, Hi, what's up? You're on
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  Speaker 1: the air.
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  Speaker 2: So okay, I've had this Jim crush for a few months.
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  Speaker 2: We make eye contact, we've spottied each other, super flirty vibes,
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  Speaker 2: and then last week I worked up the courage to
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  Speaker 2: go talk to him. It was super nice, But then
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  Speaker 2: halfway through the conversation, this other guy walks up and
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  Speaker 2: introduced himself as his boyfriend. I was joked, but like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, it's fine whatever that happens. But then he
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  Speaker 2: and his boyfriend were so friendly. They both followed me
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  Speaker 2: on Instagram, and now they keep commenting on all my stories,
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  Speaker 2: and I guess we're all friends. And I'm kind of
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  Speaker 2: still trying to emotionally recover from misreading the situation so confidently.
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  Speaker 2: But I mean, I guess, yeah, I don't know, just
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  Speaker 2: sort of a weird little instance there.
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  Speaker 1: So about your all friends.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't know if I's to be embarrassed
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  Speaker 2: like they do you think they knew that I was
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  Speaker 2: trying to flirt or are they just like it's great.
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  Speaker 3: Every person that has like, uh, you know, the the
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  Speaker 3: gig best friend, they always a lot of stories, have
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  Speaker 3: that set up.
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  Speaker 1: Will and Grace.
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  Speaker 3: Will and Grace, for example, one of my favorite TV
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  Speaker 3: shows of all time, Will and Grace. They were they
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  Speaker 3: dated before they became friends.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that it's my favorite show, but yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's what happens.
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  Speaker 3: So it's like, I think, you know, I think they're
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  Speaker 3: probably flattered in my opinion, but what I.
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  Speaker 2: Know, Yeah, okay, that definitely makes me feel better.
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  Speaker 1: Just be friends, be friends with the gays.
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  Speaker 2: Friends, great, easy done.
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  Speaker 4: I have a gay brother who is repulsed by women,
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  Speaker 4: so I think he would be insulted a woman.
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  Speaker 1: So I would be insulted.
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  Speaker 4: Me. I don't think he would be you're right, not insulted.
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  Speaker 4: That wasn't the right word. But he would he wouldn't
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  Speaker 4: be like I.
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  Speaker 1: Mean, he wouldn't be accepted.
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  Speaker 4: Like, he wouldn't be like, oh yeah, thanks totally, I
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  Speaker 4: like flirt back.
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  Speaker 1: You'd be like, oh girl, you got the wrong way.
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  Speaker 5: It's probably the boyfriend saw that you had the crush
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  Speaker 5: and probably just stepped in and said, you know, set
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  Speaker 5: the boundary, and now they want to hang with you
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  Speaker 5: because you're cool. They want to hang out with you.
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  Speaker 5: But the boyfriend had to jump in there a little bit. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I know, I have a great day.
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  Speaker 1: John Jay and Rich. It's been a while. You guys
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  Speaker 1: do a little dog shot collar trivia. You played games
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  Speaker 1: play Since it's Thursday, it's Thurday and a game for you.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, this game, I'm calling Florida man. Okay, Florida man
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  Speaker 3: or Florida fake. That's your answer. Now, it could be
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  Speaker 3: Florida woman or Florida fake. There's an old internet joke
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  Speaker 3: that all crazy news stories are all all happened in Florida.
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  Speaker 1: You've heard that before, right, Yeah, Okay, So.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna give you the following story. You
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  Speaker 3: tell me if it's real, you say Florida man. If
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  Speaker 3: it's fake, you say Florida fake. And it's about a woman,
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  Speaker 3: you say Florida woman. Rich Florida man arrested after driving
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  Speaker 3: car in the ocean. Man says, not my fault the truck.
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  Speaker 3: Don't surf boy.
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  Speaker 5: That sure does sound classic Florida, John Jay, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 5: say Florida man.
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  Speaker 3: It is a true story, Florida man. Happened in twenty
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  Speaker 3: twenty four. The guy drove his truck in the ocean
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  Speaker 3: and during his arrest, was over her, telling the deputies
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  Speaker 3: not my fault truck.
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  Speaker 1: Don't surf.
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  Speaker 3: Okayton, Florida woman arrested after attempting to baptize her boyfriend
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  Speaker 3: in a public fountain on their three month anniversary.
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  Speaker 1: Florida woman that is Florida fake. A man started off rough.
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  Speaker 3: Kyle, Florida man detained after attempting to host unlicensed hot
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  Speaker 3: dog Eating World Championship in the funeral home parking lot.
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  Speaker 1: Florida man that is Florida.
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  Speaker 2: No I could see that happening.
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  Speaker 1: Though no I could see it.
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  Speaker 3: Florida man had hours long junk food feast inside a
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  Speaker 3: closed Walgreens.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, boy, that sounds very Florida too. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 5: go Florida man. That is a true story. Florida man happened.
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  Speaker 5: In July of twenty twenty four.
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  Speaker 3: Peyton, Florida woman arrested after attempting to ride.
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  Speaker 1: Aligi alligator. Florida woman that is Florida fake What No,
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  Speaker 1: that I don't arrest them for that?
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  Speaker 4: A Florida woman riding an alligator and there I'm just kidding.
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  Speaker 3: Kyle, Florida woman stormed the Capitol in a scuba mask,
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  Speaker 3: searched for in the bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: What I mean, Well, Florida woman. It's true, that happened.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Lynn Marie Carey, fifty six, traveled from Naples to
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  Speaker 3: DC to participate in the effort to overturn the twenty
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  Speaker 3: twenty presidential election. Rich Florida man takes a bizarre challenge
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  Speaker 3: of eating raw chicken every day.
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  Speaker 1: Well, he would probably be dead. I'm gonna say, Florida fake.
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  Speaker 1: That is Florida man. That happened. I remember playing the
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  Speaker 1: clips of the guy in the air. Yeah, he filled.
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  Speaker 3: Himself eating slabs of raw chicken and chugging rygings for
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  Speaker 3: his four hundred thousand Instagram follows for a few months
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  Speaker 3: because there's no word on how he's turned out.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, you can't be doing well.
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  Speaker 3: Peyton woman, Florida woman jailed after challenging cruise ship captain
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  Speaker 3: to karaoke A karaoke sing off on the intercom at
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  Speaker 3: two am.
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  Speaker 4: That doesn't seem like something you'd get arrested for. She
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  Speaker 4: sounds like a hoot.
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  Speaker 1: Fake It is fake.
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  Speaker 3: Florida woman arrested at Port Everglades attempting to board cruise
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  Speaker 3: with fourteen bottles of wine strapped to her body.
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  Speaker 1: Oh heck, yeah, Florida man. Woman Florida fake. Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Rich Florida man buys a mask at a gas station
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  Speaker 3: to burglarize the bank across the street.
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  Speaker 1: No, totally Florida man, Florida man, that's true.
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  Speaker 3: Peyton, Florida woman arrests after attempting to pay court fees
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  Speaker 3: with Cole's gift cards.
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  Speaker 4: Florida, Florida man.
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  Speaker 1: That's Florida fake. Florida fa Just help me out.
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  Speaker 3: When I say Florida woman, that means the answer is
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  Speaker 3: either Florida woman or Florida face.
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  Speaker 1: I say Kyle.
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  Speaker 3: Florida woman arrested after fiance discovered she'd been putting prozac
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  Speaker 3: and his protein shakes for fourteen months.
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  Speaker 1: Florida woman, That is Florida fake. No, Well, I feel
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  Speaker 1: like that literally happened.
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  Speaker 4: Like I feel like I remember that headlight.
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  Speaker 3: Rich Florida woman arrested after showing up to a city
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  Speaker 3: council meeting in a Chewbacca costume to protest the new
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  Speaker 3: parking ordinance.
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  Speaker 5: God, I feel like I've seen that Florida woman.
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  Speaker 1: Florida fake oh.
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  Speaker 3: Peyton, Florida man arrested after claiming he was kidnapped by
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  Speaker 3: dolphins to build underwater Dolphin City.
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  Speaker 1: Florida man, that is Florida fake. But this is the
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  Speaker 1: trick question. The story was reported in the mainstream media bottle.
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  Speaker 1: That sounded familiar.
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  Speaker 3: And that's my fun little dog shot holiday.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like we all lost. Well right here, that's.
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  Speaker 4: A battle Jeans.
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  Speaker 1: I got a flame, I got a whole bird.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no, it's Thursday and John's got a game
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  Speaker 4: for you.