Latest / Chef's PSA Podcast / What Causes The Worst Service Ever? Ep. 9
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- 0:00Hello chefs, you're listening to chefs, PSA podcast.
- 0:03I'm your host Entre natera. On today's episode, we are going
- 0:07to talk about the worst Services ever what causes them and how to
- 0:13look out for them. There's no way to prevent them
- 0:15but we'll talk about what are the warning signs that you're
- 0:18probably going to have a pretty rough night.
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- 2:52So now let's talk about bad service and we've all been
- 2:55there. We've all had those really
- 2:57shitty Services where the wheels fall off the bus and you don't
- 3:02know how you're going to make it through this shift and you're
- 3:05looking at your your other colleagues on the line and
- 3:07you're thinking how the fuck are we going to make it out of this?
- 3:10I think we're all going to go down or we're all going to get
- 3:12fired. There's no way that we're going
- 3:14to have a successful service. We've all been there.
- 3:18And what's interesting to me is that every Chef that you talked
- 3:24to has a very similar worst service ever but what causes
- 3:28those were Services ever are usually the same across all
- 3:32kitchens. It's it's usually can be traced
- 3:36back to just a couple of things like whether or nominal he's
- 3:40people calling off being unprepared for service.
- 3:45The restaurant gets sat And you were expecting a slow night.
- 3:49So when these things happen, everything starts to go wrong.
- 3:54So I just want to kind of talk about what, some of my
- 3:58experiences have been with were Services ever.
- 4:01And I'll start out with the absolute worst Services I've
- 4:06ever had. And in both cases, they were due
- 4:09to weather anomalies. And so, what I mean by that is
- 4:12like, it could be pouring rain outside.
- 4:14And if you're in a hotel, If it's pouring rain outside,
- 4:18that's usually a bad sign for the hotel.
- 4:21If people are trapped and they can't go anywhere.
- 4:23So in in a situation you might have, let's say a thousand room
- 4:26hotel and your restaurant is going to get slammed or your
- 4:31room. Service kitchen is going to get
- 4:33slammed because people are hungry.
- 4:34They need to eat, but they can't go anywhere.
- 4:36So everyone is ordering the hotel.
- 4:38So rain sucks. Your room.
- 4:41Service line is gonna get smashed.
- 4:43The other thing that sucks is snow and the absolute First
- 4:47Services I've ever had in my career, there's two both have to
- 4:50do with snow days. So the first one is we had a in
- 4:55Texas, we had like this winter apocalypse, couple of years back
- 4:59where the whole city shut down. And the roads were full of ice
- 5:02and people were calling off, and everyone was trapped, and they
- 5:04couldn't leave. And in the kitchen, we were just
- 5:09pumping out so much food. The tickets were hanging.
- 5:13We didn't know what was going on.
- 5:15The cooks were going delirious. So it was, it was an absolute
- 5:18wild time, but, you know, the weather cause that and the
- 5:21reason the weather cause that is because it's, it's compounded by
- 5:25cooks that can't make it to work and people that can't leave and
- 5:28everyone's hungry and there's nothing to do and there's
- 5:30nowhere to go. So everyone just starts ordering
- 5:32food, the other extremely terrible service that I had that
- 5:37was caused by weather was I was the chef of a restaurant in
- 5:43Dallas and and we had a movie theater, right next.
- 5:47The restaurant where I was the chef and it was a snow day and I
- 5:52thought, well we're not going to do any business.
- 5:54It's a snow day. I already had a couple of call
- 5:56Lofts. I figured no one's going to come
- 5:58into the restaurant if the roads are bad and and it's snowing.
- 6:03Well, it was stupid on my part. So I call it my sous chef and I
- 6:07was like, I'll work the grill. I know everyone's called off all
- 6:09work to grow, but I'm running late because obviously, I'm not
- 6:13too worried about it, something, and it's going to be an easy day
- 6:15and the roads are a little So bad.
- 6:17So I'm taking my time driving in but I completely miscalculated
- 6:22because next door to the restaurant was a movie theater
- 6:26and the movie theater was showing Frozen and it's snow
- 6:29day. So all the kids are out of
- 6:31school. So all the parents decided that
- 6:33they were going to go watch Frozen with their kids and there
- 6:38was nowhere to eat and where the restaurant that's open.
- 6:40So, not only am I unprepared? Because I've had call offs and I
- 6:45think it's going to be an easy day.
- 6:47But then, the entire restaurant gets sat with all these people
- 6:49that are going to the movie theater to go watch Frozen and
- 6:53it was like, oh shit, talk talk about a disaster.
- 6:55It was honestly, it was probably the worst service I've that I've
- 6:59ever had. And then to top it off, I'm on
- 7:01the grill, which that particular restaurant was the hardest
- 7:04station. But I thought, you know, I
- 7:06thought it was, I thought it was, you know, being a noble,
- 7:09Chef, I'll take the hard station, you know, it's gonna be
- 7:11a slow day. I'll work the grill.
- 7:14What a stupid stupid mistake. I made that day.
- 7:16It was Was maybe the worst service I've ever had.
- 7:19Anyway, something else that causes really bad services and
- 7:23for those people that work in bigger restaurants and if you
- 7:27have a kitchen that kind of doesn't have, you know, I know
- 7:30it's very trendy right now to have open kitchen so you can see
- 7:33what's going on. Well sometimes you're not in an
- 7:35open kitchen so you don't know what's going on.
- 7:37And there's been a lull in service and you think it's going
- 7:40to be a slow night. So what happens on slow nights,
- 7:42the cook start goofing off, they start telling jokes whatever,
- 7:45but they're they're Is not in the game, they don't think it's
- 7:48going to be busy because for the last couple of hours it's been
- 7:51slow. Then all of a sudden the
- 7:54restaurant gets sat entirely and you're unaware, you're unaware
- 7:58of this in the kitchen. And then before you know it, the
- 8:02machine starts going off and it just doesn't stop.
- 8:05And you're like where is this coming from?
- 8:08Why did no one inform us? And the worst thing is like, you
- 8:12know, the hostess didn't come back and tell you that there
- 8:14were that they sat the entire dining.
- 8:16Room or the manager didn't come back and tell you that they sat
- 8:19the entire dining room. But that was compounded and made
- 8:23worse by the fact that the server's pocketed all the
- 8:27tickets and then rang everything in at once.
- 8:29So now you got this like massive, you know, tickets to
- 8:32the floor, trying to call out orders, trying to figure out
- 8:35where you're at and and then they come, you know, the servers
- 8:38are coming back, ten minutes later is you know as my food
- 8:40ready is like shit what? Which ticket like you just rang
- 8:43in 50 tickets at once. I had why didn't anyone tell us
- 8:45that the restaurant was set. So you know this Happens in.
- 8:52And then of course, it's going to be worse because it's, you
- 8:55know, the tickets are to the floor and you, you know, you're
- 8:57looking at like the first ten tickets in front of you and you
- 9:00have no idea what the next 50 behind it are.
- 9:04And like I said, you were planning for a slow night.
- 9:07And then, you know, one of the cooks looks up at you and says,
- 9:10I don't know what I have hanging but I'm telling you, I'm out of
- 9:13fish. You're like fuck.
- 9:16What do you mean? You're out of fish?
- 9:17Like yeah I have I have 10 right here and I've sold them all and
- 9:21I have no idea what's hanging there and so it's like, oh shit.
- 9:25Now not only do you know that you don't have enough and now
- 9:27you got to you got to you don't even know what's hanging.
- 9:30So then your you go and you scramble and you look through
- 9:32it's like okay I got 15 more fish and you go tell the server,
- 9:35by the way, these 15 people you need to go.
- 9:37Tell him that there's no fish and it just starts this downward
- 9:41spiral of chaos. And you know, angry swearing,
- 9:46you think you're contemplating? Should I just quit?
- 9:49Should I just try? Just walk off the line right
- 9:51now. Should I just leave my job?
- 9:53Because I think I'm going to get fired because things have gone
- 9:55so bad. Like that is what causes the
- 9:58worst Services ever when and it doesn't even have to be that the
- 10:03entire restaurant was sad. It's one of the cooks sometimes
- 10:06like, hey Hey, I don't have those orders and they tell you
- 10:09after the fact that they need to 86 something because they didn't
- 10:12check their Mason. Plus again it's one of those
- 10:16things that like if people aren't checking their mise en
- 10:18place and know where they're at for service, it could really
- 10:21screw you and send you and the whole team into chaos into this
- 10:26downward spiral. Then there's the Staffing issue
- 10:30and the Staffing issue, normally comes in two ways, either you
- 10:33didn't schedule enough people or people have called off.
- 10:38Actually I should say three or they quit and nothing is worse
- 10:43than when you're in the middle of service.
- 10:44And, you know, sometimes I put these PSAs up, like, don't call
- 10:48off on your birthday or, you know, everyone knows you're
- 10:51lying. The reason I say that is because
- 10:54I'm not sure it's, especially if you're a new cook, I'm not sure.
- 10:56If you understand how chaotic things can be, when one person
- 11:00doesn't show up and if you're in a smaller kitchen, it gets even
- 11:02worse. You know, the bigger the
- 11:03kitchen, it's not as bad. But if you're in a small kitchen
- 11:06and you maybe there's a only three cooks and it's busy.
- 11:09If one of those Kooks does it show up, you're working
- 11:12extremely hard to make sure that everyone gets fed and that the
- 11:16food is good and consisted. It's, it's a very chaotic thing.
- 11:20When someone doesn't show up, especially when you expect them
- 11:23to, if you're not, if you're not planning for them to be there,
- 11:27someone calling off throws everything into this downward
- 11:30spiral of chaos, but sometimes that happens in the middle of
- 11:33service. So sometimes people, you know,
- 11:35I've seen it happen, right? People get fired.
- 11:37Heard in the middle of service. Like, you know, there they do
- 11:39something stupid. And, you know, there's a rail of
- 11:41tickets and like, you know what you're done, go home, you're not
- 11:44coming back or they fire themselves and say, you know
- 11:46what I'm done, I'm going home, I'm not coming back.
- 11:49This is, this is too much. And so you have a full rail of
- 11:53tickets and the person station was just abandoned for whatever
- 11:57reason, either, by, by you getting rid of them or by them,
- 12:01getting rid of themselves and you're like shit, where are
- 12:03they? How do we recover from this?
- 12:06And again, Downward spiral chaotic kitchen.
- 12:10How do you get out of it? And the reality is there is no
- 12:14getting out of it. The last one I want to talk
- 12:16about is like downward spiral by your own doing, usually caused
- 12:20by like the chef or the sous. Chef?
- 12:23What? I'll give you an example of what
- 12:24I mean. So the sous chef says, hey, it's
- 12:28my birthday. I want to take Friday off and
- 12:30you're feeling generous is the chef and you're like yeah, take
- 12:32take Friday off. No big deal.
- 12:34You want to be nice. I'll cover for you.
- 12:36So you're doing your Up and you're doing the Sous chefs job,
- 12:39but he's better at his job than you are, right?
- 12:41So I think people need to understand that is, like, just
- 12:45because you're the executive chef, does it mean that you're
- 12:47good at everyone's job? It's probably been a long time
- 12:50since you've been doing those other jobs so it's not that you
- 12:54can't do them. You're just not going to be as
- 12:55efficient as the sous chef. Who does that day in and day
- 12:58out, whatever those tasks may be.
- 13:00So the sous-chef takes the day off because it's his birthday
- 13:03but in this particular case the sous-chef also wrote the
- 13:06schedule. So the Chef gave their best
- 13:08friend off, who happens to be your best grill cook, and you
- 13:12show up, ready to run service. And you're like, wait my sous
- 13:14chef is off. And my best cook is off because
- 13:16they're out partying together, and then, so you're Rusty.
- 13:20And your best to guys are off. And then the restaurants
- 13:23extremely busy, because it's the weekend, same thing now, weird
- 13:26spiral chaotic and like, why the fuck did I do this to myself?
- 13:29Why did I agree to have him take off?
- 13:31And why didn't I check the schedule?
- 13:32So chefs out there when your shoes, when your sous chef is
- 13:36writing the schedule. And taking time off, you better
- 13:39check with their writing, I've learned that lesson one too many
- 13:42times and then of course there's the downward spiral created by
- 13:47the egotistical Chef. So some commune example of what
- 13:50I mean, like sometimes you create dishes and you're
- 13:54punching above your weight, like the type of restaurant, that you
- 13:57have shouldn't be serving food that complicated, you know,
- 14:01maybe you're, you know, you're just like in a gastropub but
- 14:05you're trying to pump out Michelin star food because You
- 14:07know, if you have this young hungry Chef that wants to wants
- 14:10to show what they what they know and you I'm going to do this
- 14:13food and you're like serving the wrong food for the environment
- 14:17like you have for line Cooks but they're doing food in
- 14:21restaurants that normally have 20 or 30 and your thing why the
- 14:24fuck are you white? Why why are you doing this?
- 14:27And so then that orders comes in because it's a good special and
- 14:32the kitchen gets backed up because you know, the most
- 14:34difficult dish, the Michelin star dish that you wanted on the
- 14:36menu. Is coming off the station for
- 14:39the greenest cook and they're like, putting dots and you're
- 14:42like, hurry up what's Takin so long?
- 14:43He's like, well, I got to get the dots perfect chef and you're
- 14:46like, but the thing is, the funny thing is, it's like it's
- 14:49that even in like a Michelin star dish.
- 14:51It's like you know coconut shrimp with like Chipotle fluid
- 14:56gel dots and you're like, why the fuck are you serving this in
- 14:59the restaurant? Like, no one cares.
- 15:01Anyway, I'm busting balls. But that happens, right?
- 15:05You're punching above your weight and you start designing
- 15:07food that that puts everyone else in the weeds because you
- 15:11don't realize how complicated is because you want to do cool
- 15:14food, be smart about it. Anyway, those are the warning
- 15:18signs. Like, if you start seeing that
- 15:21happening, the best thing you could do is, like, bite down on
- 15:23your mouthpiece. It's going to be a tough night,
- 15:26but there is no stopping it. It's coming regardless so I
- 15:31could tell you we've all been through those bad services, do
- 15:33not. Quit.
- 15:34If you're a cook listening to this, do not quit.
- 15:36On those bad Services. It will be better tomorrow at
- 15:38the end of those terrible Services.
- 15:41Everyone has a beer. They have a drink and they say,
- 15:43oh man, that was rough and they all laugh about it later and
- 15:45it's a great memory but it does break a lot of people.
- 15:49So, you know, don't walk off the job.
- 15:51If you're the chef as tempted as you are, don't fire anyone to
- 15:55hurt. During those bad Services, you
- 15:57all will get through it. Well, anyway, that wraps up.
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