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Look How Far We Haven't Come · MidThoughtCrisis

• MidThoughtChris: What's up, buddy? That's it. How are you man? This is us. Cheers. All right. Cheers to us. I will not be on the bottom What's up everyone this is the the Eric and Chris Mid-thought crisis you're doing great plug the Eric and Chris or just mid thought crisis. That'll be fine. Tell everybody what I'm doing here I came all the way down to Florida because this is a good best friend. We're in Tampa one No, did I say one studios? this is a one studio. Yeah, yeah table in studios. Yeah, left your your home in Pennsylvania one studio Yes all the way from Pennsylvania I made the voyage the voyage Yeah, yeah, I'm here. I've been here. I'm leaving super early tomorrow. I don't like that super early I don't like it buddy. No, it was the only it was the only option the only option for Hagerstown region Are you a little taller than me right now? For the so for the Hagerstein regional airport, this is the only option so one per day. Can you? Have we already checked should we edit out the actual location? We do that because I kind of want you I don't want to necessarily like out ⁓ But people have about to call out think we can It's okay So Eric is that a reason Eric was at a regional airport a regional airport in Pennsylvania in some some was not world in you somewhere in the world You're right. It wasn't dang it. It was south of the Mason Dixon line south of the Mason Dixon Yep, you read a regional airport and this is story you told me when you first got in this house And I I love this story so much a regional airport because you know, it's a good story It's a it's a you know a convenient place to you know head down here to Florida in the region that we're in it has it has one Tampa It has one terminal where I'm at. There's one terminal one terminal. So yeah, tell tell your story Tell me about it the whole thing and nothing but the truth No So help me God not specifically where you're at we doing good we're doing great right this is good This is fantastic humble beginnings humble beginnings of the mid thought crisis. I think oh, yeah mid thought crisis is what this is Yeah, not there Whatever the heck it is the Eric and Chris show. No, that's not it All right continue so you I gotta get right up on this thing. I think scary ⁓ So you were at this regional airport, somewhere north of the There is no restaurant at this place. At this airport? Correct. No restaurant. ⁓ It's called a snack shack, or snack bar. It's called a snack bar. And it's kind of like your little league baseball ⁓ concession stand. Not even. There's no deep fryer. I know what you're saying. The whole airport is running off fuel. All the food is cooked in one microwave. Okay, so you have one microwave one microwave for everybody For everyone for everybody. I'm one microwave. And so so the ladies take is one lady working one lady working and You have to say what you go up you you go up in your order, right? You wanted this story I did want the story you go up in your order and then you kind of like form a line you wait Right and then everything's microwave. So so some of the fine dining options at this place. Let me let me give you some examples We had, you could do a sausage on a stick. You could do a hot dog. I chose a soft pretzel. It was about nine o'clock in the morning. That was a good breakfast. can do muffins. have Jim Dean. that Jimmy Dean? Not Jim Beam. Jimmy Dean. Jimmy Dean muffins that you take from the freezer and you microwave it for like three minutes. And so I did not choose that route. I went with the pretzel. Okay. And so I ordered my pretzel and a cup of coffee and the coffee comes from an actual pot, like poured in from the pot. Like a kitchen pot. Yes. Like your fresh ground coffee. Yeah. So I ordered a pretzel and I pay, it was like $5 for a pretzel. Airport prices. Yeah. Is that reasonable? For an airport, yeah, that makes sense. I mean, at the concession stand at baseball game it'd be like four. Yeah, maybe all right, so I wore my pretzel and and I'm waiting okay, and so Well, yeah, so they're not going to too much detail no, but it's when I'm waiting for my pretzel I'm just I'm just standing there like at the side and she takes another lady's order a person the person who served him Yes, takes another lady's order could be and then she goes to the microwave and she closes something up in foil foil Yes in foil In a microwave? From the microwave. A part of the microwave. okay. Then closes it in foil. put foil in the No, the foil was for serving purposes. We've gone through 47 microwaves this week. Okay. ⁓ Yes, then- Gertrude put foil in the microwave. she goes, you go, dear. And I'm like, okay, thanks. Have a good day. And so I have this, she goes, careful, it's hot. So I have this hot, what I think is a pretzel, but it's kind of weird because it's wrapped in foil. like, it must be an interesting pretzel. I go over to the condiment section. Okay, and I go to get my mustard. You gotta have mustard on present. I know right and So I open it up enough to know that it is a sausage muffin. That is indeed not a print on my press Okay, so I go right back up to the line and I say this this isn't mine and she looks at me like I was the dumbest guy in the world and she goes That wasn't for you But she I handed it to me That was a few that's not yours I said I said I said, I was supposed to get a pretzel and she goes, you thought that was a pretzel? And I'm like, sorry. I mean, I don't know. You gave it to me. I went with it. So, and then she gets mad and she's like, well, now I'm going to have to make another one. Here's the part in the story where I pushed back a little bit up until now. was like, okay, okay. There's some pushback, but I pushed back on this one. I said, what was the word that you, that you use? Make another one. Ma'am. You said make and by make you mean unwrapping it from the cellophane. Yeah placing it in a micro Yeah, at this moment I'm finding out pretty quickly that I'm actually like this sixth person in line waiting and my pretzel was nowhere near ready There's like a group of like college kids they look about college age Yeah, there's a group of them waiting and they had all ordered before me and they were standing over there So I thought they were done, but they weren't and so it's it's it's a it's a young man's muffin Okay, it's it's a sausage muffin for the for the young man I got you and he's and she's like well I'm gonna have to make another one and he comes up and he's like ⁓ it's alright I was like well didn't touch it, you know, I didn't touch it. just opened it and she he's like, it's alright and he takes it and she's like no you can't do that That's breaking food laws Somebody else everything about what you're doing right now is breaking food laws She's like you can't take that after somebody else took it touched it He didn't even pay attention. He just walked away. It went with his muffin. He said I'm out of here He said I'm out of I got what I wanted and so there I am standing like an idiot Two minutes go by she gives all the other people there most of the ones that were ahead of you or behind you ahead of me Okay, yeah, okay, and then finally so she didn't skip it comes my pretzel. It's a big soft pretzel Just like a soft pretzel would look yes on a paper plate. I'm not a tiny No, I'm a big soft pretzel and she goes this is what a soft pretzel looks like. Thank you, ma'am I that. That is great. It wasn't even that good. That's good story. I appreciate that story. think the thing that really, my takeaway, my big bottom line up front. That's the bluff. That's called bluff. Why? The story is that she had going to another one make another one I might edit my comment out because I was kind of bluff bluff. No, it's a dumb reference the dumb audience needs to know they need to know that what I What we say does not represent or the audience needs to know that we do not represent the opinions or thoughts of the Department of Defense or Department of War or any other government. There's no defense, it's war. Department of the Navy, Department of the Army, nothing, nothing. Nope. Nothing. So yeah, it was a great start to the trip. I was fueled by Pretzel. Fueled by Pretzel. That sounds like a killer banter. Yeah, she was not happy that I received what she gave me and then questioned it. Yeah, that's tough. So that's a good trip though the Jimmy Dean made it. Yes, so I've been down here I've been down here a couple days. Yeah, this is night three night three to leave at what five in the morning for or something pretty early Yeah, pretty early. So yeah, buddy. It's been good seeing what we do last night last night. We we ventured over to the Disney Springs and we caught a Mammoth show which was killer They're so freaking good plug from ameth plug major. Yes Wolf and ⁓ Opened by miles Kennedy who's just an incredible artist incredible people ⁓ Killer venue to that House of Blues House of Blues at the springs the killer venue. Yep, like I don't think there was a spot anywhere where I would have been upset like we stood behind like some VIP section and made fools of ourselves and Yeah, it was fun sing along all night long. Yeah. Yeah, it was great Great show. Killer show. We had an Irish restaurant. Ooh, Irish That's our tradition. Raglan Road, yeah. That's our tradition. Yeah. All right, yeah. So we saw Alter Bridge flip the script a little bit, and Mammoth opened for him a couple years ago. How cool that that came full circle. Full circle, man. Like, what was that, two years ago? Three years ago? yeah. We went to Baltimore. Yeah, yeah. And we ate at an Irish restaurant. Irish restaurant, yeah. And then we stumbled into that one, or did we plan that one? I think we just stumbled. We stumbled and then so we were we went there to see red red. Yeah, who needs it? needs a guitarist an extra guitar? Good. Yeah, they make a music. All right. So you see Jason was incredible though. He's killer guitarist We went to went to see red and then we knew it was ⁓ ultra bridge in red Yeah, but there was a there was a third band in the middle. We're nice familiar with yeah I I heard a couple songs and I they're good and they were it was kind of they're good Yeah, and we were like, wow, they're awesome. Yeah, they hit a few notes and yeah Yeah, we were we fell in love and then the headliner was ultra bridge. Yeah, and then time just incredible this time There was a there was an opening band. What were they called? Remains that it's something about ashes out of ashes out of dust dust to dust They have a lot of hair return to dust return to dust incredible hair was close like me every single every single one of those dudes had just Yeah, beautiful hair. One guy had curls. Yeah, so they opened it and then Miles was second. Stole my heart right there, Gone. Stolen. It was good show. was good. we missed Mark Tremonti. It would have been nice to have him. Yeah, so you you had some news stories that I think will probably be like well it was it was breaking news I just saw breaking news. What was it breaking my phone my food my newsfeed allegedly? It's it's pretty crazy. You're gonna be surprised surprised. Do you to know what is this the one you teased to me earlier? Yes, okay. I saw that Kim K. Okay? Failed the California bar exam. ⁓ my gosh. Is she doing okay? she upset? How does she take it? I don't know. could probably look at the Can we look up the scores? The scores public? Yeah, well, there's a bar exam score. I don't even know. I have no idea. Like the SATs are what? 1200? How close are you to a 1200? Ah, dude. No, it was 1400. No, no, no. No, it's 1200. Look, 1400 is a perfect SAT score, right? Or a change. I don't Now they have essays and stuff. There's essays? Yes, well there used to be essays. I would have failed. Listen, my English one was really good and my math one was really bad. Yeah, I think ours was probably the same. It's 1600, because each one's 800. 1600. Each one's 800. Do remember what you got? My English one was like 740 or something. It was good. Huh. 760, I don't know. Total? What was your total? 13, 12, no it was 12 something, like 12. It's pretty bad. I don't know what I to all 20s bad. Yeah, it was was not Like isn't cool. I think maybe I'm completely wrong, but I think a good SAT score is like 1300 man $50 Sorry It just came out. It just came out. Alright, we're back. We're back. back. The good news score I think is at least 1300. There it is, clap. But maybe not. Wait, the clap was helpful because that... It did, it showed a visual. And we got to clap again. We didn't know about the clap because we edited it out. Exactly. Exactly. We're gonna come back. All right Why are we sitting here laughing? All right, we're talking we're trying to figure out what a good SAT score is Google it Google it put it in the Google I think it's I I think 1300 was if like if you're smart and you know what you're doing there you should have 1300 good and and mine was like 1220 and most of that was English The math I had bone I bone pretty hard 1200 or higher. What'd you get? I get 1220. You're freakin smart, dude. No, I think we knew that I think I fell into this fake news. I think I fell into this category You were averaged to your ⁓ But okay, so I'm proud of you but excellent is 1350 That's what I was thinking of like an excellent SAT score. I know what you're saying But I know they put essays in them for a little while, but that might have gone away. I think COVID took care of that. COVID killed the essay questions. Cut that out too. No, it's true. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. yeah. So, oh, Kim K. To the bar. Yeah. What's a good bar score? How'd we get on SATs? We were, we were thinking What's a good bar score? And then you rewind to SATs. See, you never know where it's going to go. Never know. ⁓ Okay, so bar exam like yeah, yeah, is that is that something that's like published like I'm curious like wish like kind of close or like what you think? Probably not. I don't know man. Like it if she was like really committed to it like dude Say what you want. Who knew she wanted to be a lawyer say what you want about Anything. ⁓ she's business smart bike brilliant. Yeah, so is so is Taytay. Yeah, Yeah brilliant people, right? A lot smarter than me. Look at this. They make a lot of money. But I don't know. She married Kanye West. Isn't that a stain on your legacy? No. No, it's fine. No, it's fine. We're starting to question certain life decisions. Yeah. And that's the only I I might be too. That's the only one we're questioning. No, you're fine. I can't think of anything she should be ashamed of do your thing Yeah, yeah, yeah, um, yeah, do you have other news you had another news thing I don't have any other news things. I the news. They don't miss one today Penn State They went against the number two team in the country number two team in the country and they had them be in fact I told you they won because my stupid app didn't update but they actually lost they lost But you told me they won. ⁓ I failed you inadvertently. Okay. Yeah Penn State's in a bit of a spiral right now. Hmm ⁓ I wanted this football. It's football. Okay the game of the football. Okay Is it the most confused game that you were knowing? It is. No, I'm good. I love college football. Yeah, I love college football Yeah, it's like it's my jam. Yeah ⁓ No, I was gonna ask you about one thing. I was gonna ask you about you're gonna act the ⁓ The Titanic, I was reading certain things. I'm in various Titanic groups on Facebook. I don't know if you knew that about me. this for real? Yes. I'm really interested in it. I've seen all the documentaries and stuff. Tell me more. I don't know if we, we haven't talked about this side of you. So there is, there have been some conspiracy theories and I'm sure they're just that. Oh, is this the like the JP Morgan one? Yes. Allegedly. That it was sunken on. Allegedly, but that doesn't make sense to me. You're say allegedly allegedly something on purpose theory. It's a theory It's not a it's not a fact. Well, if I'm saying it's a theory, it's automatically like alleged, right? I don't I don't need to I still think it's important. It's like double dipping if I'm double tapping Allegedly saying like the the theory. Okay, the conspiracy theory allegedly That does sound like a double negative. I understand what you're okay. You know, I'm saying I do You keep asking the butters clip from South Park, I know We need to post that on our page or something what's that page we have a page we do We need to share that clip so the audience knows what we're talking about I think they already you know I'm saying the audience that one the audience. Yeah all these people everywhere Your dogs my dog has heard every word Clyde's been yeah, he's been right here Just listening like what? No, so hasn't heard a thing because it can't hear any that's true poor boy. That's true We'll post a picture. So we have dogs in very similar stages of life. We do One very old male. Yeah who can't hear at all can't and then we both have that yes, and then a younger girl. Yes Who has a lot of energy bug? That is bug. How you doing? See, I told you we had an audience. We do. have one person. Hey Audrey. Do have any questions for the show? any questions? We are live. We are live. Well, we're not live live, but we're recording and this may or may not see the light of day, but we're at least getting... It's gonna get teased. Or it might be... little bits and pieces. What question do you have? What do you want to know from us? Could you learn from? Oh, this beautiful picture up here. I'm working on this shelf back here because right now bears all get out. But my beautiful artist of a daughter drew this. It's very nice. I love it. It's on this really cool paper. I don't know, what is this paper called? A napkin? No. That's a sandwich wrap. A sandwich wrap. Is that a certain type of art that you put on there? No. No? It's literally a sandwich. Oh a sandwich was literally on there and you said is that what you're saying a sandwich a sandwich from Do you those around here we have a few yeah So the Italian Poppies is the best the best best thing I don't know how they do it No, I don't know how they do it. I think they sprinkle some crack in it or some crack Yeah, is it weird bad or weird we don't like we have hostages or anything doing that we're demanding a release no You must pay ten million dollars. off some of the crap going on behind me. I think it looks very professional. I don't know what you're talking about. You don't want to. Bye, Bug. Love you. She's like, I am out of here. So two dogs. Yes, an old male and a young female. Show off. Boom. Eric, can you grab that for We have art. I'm stuck behind the microphone. Stuck behind here. It's deers. Oh, you have two? This can you see that okay? I brought one all the way from absolutely freaking incredible artists that this girl is ⁓ I love this so much Audrey. I'll drink tonight. Can I have some like work that I can put up? Is that two tears? Can we get some like frames and stuff for it? What do you think? This is like a look at this This is like a mock. Did she even put like the dots and stuff on there? It's pretty good Like this is absolute. No cuz like the baby deer they're called fawns fawn. Thank you buddy the baby deer I think it was to I think it was 1220, but it could have absolutely incredible. It could like 1060. I don't Dynamic it's a good picture. I love this so much bug Credit massive credit to you. is the medium of that art medium? You know, like what is it in like what'd do? Is it oil? What type of watercolor? regular color paint Acrylic paint is the medium. Do you have a favorite type of medium to use on your art? What's your favorite? It's probably just cuz it's a probably a Pennsylvania thing Eric special We should get another microphone because I'm not sure if I like saying this coming. I like graphite Graphite is that the stuff that like kind of chips off as your pencils? Fancy way to say pencil. He likes pencils No, but you can get like that. I used like cuz I was I was a fellow artist in my day Do you have any work? I do You should put it behind you. used to have a show. In Pennsylvania 1. In Pennsylvania we used to have a show. that it's called? No, I'm in the bunker. You're in the bunker. Yeah, I did some artwork before. But graphite is just fancy pencils. Fancy pencils. like it. Different thickness. Thank you for sharing, Buck. That's awesome. So surprise guest. Surprise guest. Our first guest. It's funny because your other daughter is the one who said that she wanted to be on the Yeah. But she went for cookies. She went for cookies. she's bringing back crumb. She didn't get on the show because she went. She'll get on. Yes. She'll be here. You did. You did. Yes. The voice of Audrey. ⁓ What was I saying? Oh, so the Titanic the Titanic we're talking to the spirits. So there's this theory out there that allegedly says allegedly was sunken on on purpose because the Titanic well multiple reasons I'm sure there's I might even be getting some of this wrong. Yeah, but the That was a brand new ship right and so so the other one they had was the Britannic Britannic Britannica Britannic Britannic like like they had Britannic and they had Olympic and they had Titanic. Okay, they all ended in dick I know what you're saying. So the the Britannic was older and it was losing the money because ⁓ it was it was making more for maintenance and stuff than they were actually getting out of it and So the theory is theory allegedly allegedly ⁓ That they ⁓ switched it at the last minute So wasn't the actual Titanic? No, what actually sunk was the Britannic, allegedly. So where's the Titanic right now? They just changed the sign on the outside of the ship? Because they knew that they'd get more insurance money. Yeah. For the Titanic. So like this is our cash cow, right? It's the most expensive one. So we're going to sink. We're going to make it seem like the Titanic sank, but it was actually the crappy ship that sank. Okay. And the Titanic. I don't know what happened to it after that. So call in the show if you know anything about this. Call in the show. There's no call ins. shoot it. We'll post on... So, and then put... There's documentaries and stuff. We'll put this on. We'll share this ⁓ maybe if this sees the light of day. It should. It should? Yeah, because... You gotta talk about humble beginnings. We've said some really good stuff. We have. I mean, you're not wrong. No, when we go platinum worldwide, we want to look back on this and be like, look the train wreck. was the first. at the train. Exactly. Look how far we've come. How long did it take us to even put? I don't know what you're talking about. We just plugged and played. Plugged and played. Yeah. That's exactly right. Yeah. So there's lots of theories out there. It was like JP Morgan Chase. Yeah, I heard all that. Like he was supposed to be on it and he bowed at it. minute. There were like 10 stories like that. Like all these people, like they knew it was going to happen. Right. And so they did. How do you change, how do you just poof? do you just like. You're out there in the middle of the night like the ships look pretty similar I mean nobody nobody would have known because nobody was on the Titanic before it's made in voyage So you can't be like well was on this ship last year and it had two pools in them from the back Right. What you're saying like they can't do that. Yes, they'd never been on it before that so they were none the wiser none the wiser Yeah, so crazy theory. Yeah, I mean it's out there. Huh? There's like documentaries and stuff about it Because they have ⁓ they have Shown like photos of the wreckage. Yeah, these people are saying that certain things Look more like the Britannic than the actual time. What about the so they just change out the sign They put a different sign on the outside of a ship slap the new one on there. So where'd the Britannic go? The Britannic if there's a switch that's one of the things so they're so the questions were the Titanic go Yes, that's my question. It didn't matter because they got all the insurance money off it And that one... A lot of things would have to go right though. Such a weird And all those people died. I know. Like the designer of it, didn't he die? Like the captain died? Like all these people died that shouldn't I'm not up on my Titanic history. Yeah, because these people, there was probably like a huge draw to go on the ship because it was like, hey, I'm going to go check out a maiden voyage of the ship, right? Like the lifestyles of the rich and the famous, right? They were like, hey, I want to go check out this new ship and... All these people probably wouldn't have been on there if you know if it was just the Britannic whatever Right It is also kind of weird though like the ship ran into an iceberg right I saw the movie with with ⁓ Leo that's practically a documentary ⁓ But no, so James Cameron made the Titanic. He's been down to the Titanic multiple times. He's like a historian, like he's really into the Titanic. So he wanted to make that show, it became a love story, right? But he wanted to make that show mostly accurate. He wanted to make it accurate because he was telling a story about a ship he liked. ⁓ But, so, another thing, this reminds me of. This conspiracy, what No, this is true. So all the people. This is true. Since the Titanic, there's been a lot of people saying that basically Jack was an asshole because. Language. Oh, sorry. Are allowed to say wordy dirts on this? I don't know, I think. I think there are certain ones that'll tip you Jack was a meanie. He was a meanie poopy head. No, no, no, no, no, was I think it was Rose. Rose is the Audrey your thoughts is the a word okay on a podcast? You don't know Rose Okay, you'll be a fan of ours though, you'll be a fan of ours though, right? We're gonna have a break here. And break here, edit. Okay, so I saw this. So James Cameron. was my fault. Really likes Titanic, okay? So the accusation has been that Jack died unnecessarily because he could have been on Was there a real person named He could have been on the door. Was there a real person named that? No, it was fictional. I don't think so. But the point is, do you remember? ⁓ he absolutely could So Rose is on the door floating, right? And Jack's freezing. Help me. Shivering, dying, right? Right. So the theory was that that he could have gone, he could have found that they both could have fit on their easels. So James Cameron actually proved it on science. It's science. Follow the science. Trust the science. He proved it. He got this, the door that she was on from the set. Okay. I got like a exact replica. Yeah. Same thing. Put both of them on there. And, It's really cool. You should actually check it out. It's like 40 minutes. Hmm documentary. It's like a quick it's a documentary Yeah, and and he he puts it to the test huh as that exact door the exact door Yep ⁓ in that temperature because they know they knew how cold the water was okay, so ⁓ And the fact that she had a life vest on and that kept her warm because it insulated her interesting so They and and so it turns out and I kind of forget how it ended up, but it was possible if Certain things like she would have had to been half on half off. He would have been like It was possible, but it would have had to be Like it would have had to met everything perfectly. They both could fit Only under certain conditions certain conditions. Yeah. Hmm. He did it. So we have another guest we have more guests. We have more guests. Ooh Why what happened you were the one who wanted him why what happened? Why'd you almost die? So do you think? Haley, how are you? Jack would have fit on the door with with Rose. Hey, you should get yourself a chair Okay, hold on we got we we have a first guest on the show What happened You should probably clean that up go put them on plates don't ruin don't ruin our studio So hard at this Jack was so okay. My wife is Jack. But if he would have gone on it, it would have sunk it would have sunk into the water So he took the chivalrous way out and said I'm just gonna go he gave his life for her Or he didn't want to deal with her crap and was like, you know what? That's an interesting perspective take the body grease on it Is this our first non-sponsor sponsor? It might be. Non-sponsor. Today's non-sponsor. Don't show the logo. No free advertising. We can free advertise. Today's first, our show's first non-sponsor sponsor is Crumble. Crumble cookie. Have you ever had one? Delicious cookies. Have you ever had one? I think so. They're a franchise, right? Frederick. Yeah. You're in Frederick? Yeah. I think I've had them. You've had them? Anyways, we're going to plug Crumble. Crumble. For the people at Crumble watching. If you appreciate this and you would like to pay give us a like We always accept a cookie that is not a cookie that's what I thought it was a cheesecake cookie Haley can you get us plates? Because this box is crowding up our studio. This is this is in the way Yeah, we can't be doing that. That's not so yeah, it's a cool documentary. I'll check that out He did it he he put it to science science. Yeah And it would have had to been of course, they're panicking right there. ⁓ yeah, so they can't be like, ⁓ figure this out Yeah, right. So he's like But last thing on Titanic last last point because last point wasn't to be a Titanic podcast. That's what we had ⁓ So there was a guy who survived in the water for four hours He was a cook. You know why he survived in the water for four hours? Why did he survive in the water for He guesses. He was a cook. Because he was a larger individual. He was hammered. He, when the ship was sinking, got hammered. He was a cook so he knew where all the liquor was and he got hammered and he survived and the reason he survived was because that the alcohol It declined his decline decreased his blood pressure so much and stuff and that he survived when nobody else did interesting So there you go getting hammered saved a life That's not recommended that's not a legend either that's not a legend yeah, huh yeah, that's pretty good Oh, hey, we got a folding chair. All right. Are we taking a break? No, she's staying alive. She's coming on. She's staying on all right, so let me while you guys get situated I'm gonna look this story I can't slide over I'm attached to my microphone. You're not attached just slide over just slide over we're putting her in the middle Work the middle And are we all gonna fit on here We need a third microphone apparently my toes are my toes are good. So I just Googled. Hey sunshine. I just Googled Titanic drunk guy Right and the drug man who survived the Titanic was Charles Jokin The ship's chief baker. Maybe he made cookies like this. Maybe he made cookies. Okay. ⁓ Yeah. But he was he was able to remain calm and stay in the water and it alcohol helped to reduce the physical shock of the water. So anyways that that I'm just proving I'm proving that fact. What are you what are you trying to prove Eric? Bringing friends and family together over the best desserts in the world. Oh, is that their motto? No, that's what it says. All so we have a guest on the show. Guys, we have to try and rate the crumble cookies. Okay, we're gonna do that. You don't have a microphone. All of them? No, she needs a microphone. I it probably picks them up. I might eat. Hello. No, I want to. Lean in. All right. Just start talking. if it picks up both of us. I think it's picking up. Yeah, it's picking up. Haley, what kind of thoughts do you have? Let's delve out the cookies. Well, so far we've talked about Kim K. Kim K. We've talked about SATs. We talked about SATs. Have you taken an SAT? I like Kylie Jenner. What? You like Kylie? Yeah. Did she do the makeup thing? Yes. She's like the first. Yeah, but she's so she is the world's first female billionaire, right? I had ideas for where I thought this might go. That's what's so great about them was not. I did not have us talking about the Kardashians on my... You never know where the mid-thought crisis is gonna go. I don't know enough about them. don't want to. No, think, so I think Kylie Jenner, she's the richest one. You know what I do know? That you miss Pennsylvania. I do. I've seen it before. Carrie Anne and Aiba. Isn't there any? Judge? Yes. That's just the coolest name. Back to you Carrie Anne. Thanks Alfonzo. Who are you rooting for right now? ⁓ Okay, we love Robert Irwin because he's just iconic. Who's we? Just everyone. Who's Max? Is Max still on it? Maxim? Maxin? Max? don't know. He's a dancer. ⁓ No, thanks. your hand? You're gonna be a hand model? There is. Beautiful. That was a hand. Guys, we need to try the crumble cookies. I thought I was getting a cheesecake. Cookie. Not an actual cheesecake. Oh, I got the one. Yeah, you're right. Switch. Well we went to we went to Denny's this morning and the waitress gave me kept giving me your food So it must just be Must be the ways. Yeah. Okay guys This is her first sponsored non-sponsored want her. Actual cheesecake, like not the one with a collaboration with Martha Stewart's my favorite. Is this a collaboration with Martha Stewart? Yes. So I did choose All of it. Didn't she go to jail? of them. All of them. Yeah. Is she out? Allegedly. No, she she definitely really good she did go to jail Mmm Mom's card. Yep, they're pretty good I mean it took you like three hours to get this but. I almost died. It was so scary. Were you driving? Mom was pointing at things and I was like. What was she pointing at? It was so crowded. Oh. Hey we have a question. I don't know how I'll see. Did you take the SATs? Yeah but I didn't do good. Do you mind? you want to share your score? You don't have to. This is a safe space. No, I don't. So I'm not going to college. So I'm not going to college. I didn't really care. You're going to the Navy like your dad? No. I dance. You're going to dance. Yeah. Yeah. You don't need SATs to dance. I don't need that. I looked it up. You just think you've looked it up? Eric, what's your review? How's the cheesecake? so dense. Very This is a chocolate something pie. I mean, it's better than I thought because I honestly thought I was getting a cheesecake cookie. Yeah. This is way better. That's an actual Like actual cheesecake. Whoa. What? You don't like it? It's a little bit dense. Is that heavy? Holy moly. I can feel how heavy that is between the two of those things. Three thousand Well, you gotta let go. I can't feel it when you're holding it. can't feel how heavy it is. No we're not! I'm so sorry. right, Hailey you wanted to be on the show you're on the show. ⁓ We have to ask you questions? I did I asked you about the SATs and the Kim K and the dancing. More questions. So many questions. The government shut down Oh, I won. Oh, sorry. I interrupted. I interrupted. going. An incident in the mountains in Russia. I saw snow. I'm gonna try yours. Can somebody die? Except for the one that didn't feel uneasy. I don't like lemons. What lemon? It's not bad. It's You have a lemon? It's soupy. It's not soupy. You're soupy. are you not done? So the people died in the snow. Yeah. Why don't go to Russia? We're all like separated. What's what's Burwell have to say over there? Let's see him. Except for the one guy who went. Mm-hmm. ⁓ He was okay. Diet love past incident. ⁓ Diet love past When did that happen? This is according to Google AI so it's always important to say according to so I'm not saying this Allegedly no I'm saying this is Saying it's good best practice. You know I'm saying good So the most famous incident of Russian mountain deaths is the diet diet law of past Incident where nine Soviet hikers died under mysterious circumstances in the Euro mountains in 1959 causes of death were under undetermined at the time 1959 you're not talking about that are you 1959 this is 2018 Listen, but recent theories suggest a slab avalanche caused by the group cutting this slope with a subsequent lack of clothing and hypothermia likely causes My show full stop Full stop. ⁓ dang, okay. Yup, I said it. the P, the like detectors and whatever from like that were only in that area. It's like that the hiking party in the Oregon Trail ate each other The cannibalism yeah, what were you know about you know about right? Yeah, well they were hungry so they had to each other Okay, what do you guys think about decorating for Christmas before Thanksgiving? No. There's a big no-no. I, okay, listen. I can listen to Christmas music. I have listened to Christmas music. But only because it puts me in a happy mood. It's the Mariah Carey thaw effect. you see that? She's thawing. She is. She announced it herself. She doesn't fully thaw until Thanksgiving. She doesn't fully thaw until Thanksgiving. that settles that. only like a little bit. Yep. Yep. Alright, so... So, okay, so it puts you in a good mood? What else? Yeah. I don't know. I like it. So you just skip a holiday? I don't. What about Josh Groban? Running conjunction with each other? Our studio is falling apart. Is that quiet or is that... It's around... He's like what? Is he choking or He's like what? He's looking at us like what? What's wrong? Alright, back to the show. ⁓ I like Josh Groban. They call him Sir Scarf. Somebody did. Some comedian. Clyde is wrecking the show. Poor boy does not know what he's doing. ⁓ He's like I know there's Just lie. Back yourself out of Get treats. I don't think that's Oh boy. Oh boy. is not going well. Did he tangle? No he's just walking everywhere. on. I'm serious go get treats. out there. Get out. What are you doing there? Get out. He's like, why are you pushing me away? I thought we were friends. just wants cheesecake. just wants cheesecake. Bonnie's like, I'm back here. We have food in here. Yeah. Bonnie's like, I can figure it out. Why can't you all have You just step under the cake. He knows you're stuck on something, but he can't figure it out. Now he's just laying on it. He's like, I give up. ⁓ Okay, cut. Cut! Cut! Am I stopping the thing altogether? No, this is part of the show. is... Okay. I'm gonna get out of here. Hey! You need to leave. before I take out the last light he got them all our big audience out there I can't see this but there's a there's an old lab no I want him to say it an old lab What are you guys talking about? Our accents. Old or lab? Which one? Old. Old? Old? Cold? Old. You want some? Well, how else would you say No! Shut the door! Get out of your class. How else would you say old? Will people say old? I don't know how people say it like that. Old. Old. With an emphasis on the D. The transcription is going to be the judge on here. I'm curious if it picks up old or old. As being the correct. ⁓ he's coming back. No! No! Audrey! No! ⁓ He made it. made it. Clyde has joined the show. Should we just keep these in here? No, those belong out by the door. I'm just eating this stuff on top of this cookie. You don't like lemons? No, the cookie's terrible. This thing is so bad. Mm-hmm. Okay. This cookie's so dense. You did good, Clyde. Is he on camera? He's a Kind of. His head. His giant head. Who would leave a perfectly good headlight around? Alright, so Christmas. We're talking about Christmas. Oh yeah. Christmas is coming. What's your favorite Christmas tradition? Well, we always open one present on Christmas Eve. We did that, kind of. But it's not like every year it's sort of like that. That's a good tradition. We do, um, what do we do? No names. I won't. You don't want to talk about Aunt Betty. There's no Aunt Betty. He made his way through all the wires. do presents on Christmas Eve. And then do me and Audrey we do our stockings on Christmas Day. You guys have it you guys ever getting snow on Christmas Are you going to Buffalo? You're from Buffalo Buffalo Bills ⁓ But not Aunt Betty. No Aunt Betty. Leave the names out of it. Or Uncle Sam. Or Uncle Sam. Uncle Rico. Uncle Rico. Back in 82. I used to spell throw a pig spin quarter mile. Coach would me in no doubt in my mind we would've won state. What else are we talking about? We have no idea. What do you have in your mind? Where do want to go? There are no rules. you seeing spots now? The lights attacked you. The lights attacked you? There's a fuzz. Clyde attacked you. Clyde's like, I'm coming back there. You're not stopping me. that it? We were eating snacks. What do mean no? It's not over. I just got here. You just got here. She just got here. Well, you're just a guest. I'm just a guest? Yeah, you're guest. Bring something up. We're gonna look at today's them. that I would be interested in. Something that you would be interested in. she didn't hear about Kim K. Are we going back to that? No. Our market. No, we're not. Kanye's gonna get mad at us. Yeah. There we go. Something I'd be interested in. Seals? Yes. Navy Seals or Animal Seals? Cute little seals. Whoa! Oh my gosh. What's the title? I know you can't. What is the story? A seal has apparently had a wild time. This is according to the BBC. This news story said, seal has apparently had a wild time making its way up a river in a month-long adventure, which included sighting at least 14 miles from the Welsh coast. A juvenile ratio was spotted by... What is the country where Welsh is from? What? Wales. Wales. Okay. Just making sure. This little seal was adorable. Did you see that movie? I'm going to edit the seal out maybe. It had Marky Mark in it. Which one? There was a dog. They were doing like marathon stuff. You know what I'm talking about? What was that movie called? know. You know we should talk about? Hang on. I'm on the path. He's on the road. He's getting there. I'm on the hunt. ⁓ It was a movie about ⁓ Marky Mark is a extreme sport marathon whatever. I can't do dog movies man. And there's a dog that follows him like hundreds of miles. I wish I could do dog movies but I can't. can't. Why? Because I know the dog is going to get hurt or No the dog's fine. The dog's fine? Yeah. It's a true story. Dog movie. Well, he almost drowns because he followed, because he say, well, part of it, had to kayak. Right. And the part of it, they had to kayak. OK. And the authorities, the authorities are like, you can't take the dog on the kayak. And they're like, OK, fine. So they just let it leave it there on the beach and they take off and the dog follows them and start swimming out to them. I won't ruin the movie for you. We can watch it tonight. But the dog gets hurt. No, he's not hurt. He's fine. Dog movie with Mark Wahlberg. It's called Arthur the King. Arthur the King. It's a heartwarming adventure. What's it rated? It says heartwarming so it can't be that bad. It's a true story. True story. Okay. Wait, how long ago was this? 24. 24? Yeah. How long ago did the story It's rated PG-13. It's a good movie. You'd like it. We watched it. you'd like it. It's a movie. Anyways, the seal reminded me of it. No, the dog's fine. right, go ahead, Hailey. As a guest on our show, here's what you if you see a coyote in your yard. All right, no. Eric, what are you doing if you shoot? Shoot it? No. No, it's a dog. What no coyotes vermin. No, it's not. Yeah, they're like Alright, alright Fox is a dog. I have a topic. I will fight. They're like otters. Whoa. Wait, you guys like otters. That shows them fighting. We love otters. I'm not doing this with this guy. Alright guys. This is like otters. An otter could probably kill a coyote. No. Coyotes are not good for the environment. What? You should shoot them on sight. Every animal is good for Wow. I'm just kidding. It's a natural ecosystem, don't know. You know what saying? And we are at the top of the food chain. Hayley's got a topic. Go ahead, Hayley. You know what movie is coming out? I think, is it November 21st? Wicked for Good. ⁓ my I'm so excited. How many Wicked movies are there? Well, the first part just came out. Like, ⁓ my goodness, was that last year? Is that the moment the green woman like a witch or something Alphabet alphabet alphabet alphabet alphabet and Glinda Glinda Glinda I did not watch I'm we're not doing that wicked You should watch it What? Yes you should. Yeah. don't think that's quite enough. Makes me cry. You should watch the dog movie. It's not a good selling point. You should watch the dog movie. It's really nice. I got a little choked up on that one, yeah. 100%. What? Rocky? That little dragon? You ever see How to Train Your Dragon? Oh my gosh. Oh, so good. Is it real? It's totally real. Yes. It's a real dragon. Dragons are real. I've seen them. I've met a dragon. Interesting. She does have. Alright. What else you got? She takes after you and everyone in this family. Who? Me? No. I'm in this family. We're getting out of here. I'm Uncle Eric. Chewing our nails. Chewing our nails. Don't my nails Okay, don't shoot my nails Eric you don't shoot your nose. I'm the only one in the family. I do I buy my cuticles. That's different. Wait what cubicles? No, it's cubicle is like where you it's like we're bleeding somewhere. Yeah. Oh the oh Wait those things. Oh, yeah, I pick my hang nails all the time all the time. They can make them bleed. Yep all the time We did night the wrong show for you bit dancing with the stars Roberts great Alex is great Alex Earl I love Andy, but I don't know how he's still on the show. the Masked Singer? Is that what you're talking about? No. Remember that one? The Masked Singer. That was great. I used to watch that. Kind of. Is this still out? Yeah. Is this still on? Like right now? Yeah. Right now. Like right now Saturday night? Yup. It's on. We're missing it. Yup. Alright, well, what did you guys think about the Dodgers winning another World Series? Do know what Sporty's talking about? Do know what Sporty's talking about? You don't know what the Dodgers are? Do you know what a Dodger is? Stop coming at me. Why are they called the Dodgers? Why are they called the Dodgers? Were they out of all the wars? Were they like Draft Dodgers? What's a Dodger? They're dodging the wars. We're gonna look this up. need to know. Origin. Dodgers. Draft Dodgers. kidding. Tampa Bay Rays. Not Devil Raise. Not Devil. We're not doing that. Just Raise. Stingray. You're just naming words. It's a Trolley! a Trolley! It's a Trolley! It's a Trolley! It's It's It's a Trolley! a Trolley! It's a Trolley! You think Baltimore is dangerous now. had to dodge cars. You'd be good at that. That's Brooklyn. Brooklyn, not Baltimore. Yeah, but like you think when you were doing Frogger across the road, you could have been doing that. We should get in that whole full story. You want to give your whole full story something? No, My whole story. Your whole story? Yeah. You want to your whole story? Yeah. All right, now this is just a teaser episode. It's a teaser episode. Four minutes of it might see the light of day. Let me go. Hopefully Clyde, his head. That should probably be... He's like what? He's so cute. He's oblivious to everything, isn't he? He's totally oblivious. He doesn't know where he is right now. He didn't know the legs bow. The Trolley Dodgers. Alright. How long are we at? What are we at? I feel like we have enough stuff. We got enough on me? What does that say? No, we're right at 59 minutes. need a exit ⁓ greeting thing. An exit to an outro? Yeah, like we need a saying that we say every time. We've got to figure out a saying to start with. 10 minutes, pour five rice. Hot. Sleep well, little dove. Sleep well. And that's all for now. No, no, Before your brain hurts too much. I think I Don't know. I think there's something to be said. We need a saying. Yeah, that is like, you know, the two of us just talking to each other like Hey, man, what are you doing today? Like playing on the fact that, all right, so the origin of this whole thing was like you and I would talk on the phone, like from our drive home from work. We both get on the phone and go, hey, how's your day? And we started just talking. And I think one of us, I don't know which one, was like, hey, what we're doing right now should totally be a podcast. This is just. Hilarious nonsense and so I think we should play on you know the fact that all sorry was just you know some phone calls So all right, but I don't know what you want I'll talk to you tomorrow talk to you We'll talk next what what talk soon talk let's talk soon talk to you buddy all right that could be our outro talk soon talk soon You ready? Any last words? Any last words? I'm sorry for everything I did. Um, Jesus loves you. Jesus loves you. Audra, any last words? I'm apologize to your victims. Any last words, I mean, any parting comments? know? Parting comments. Clyde, what do you got over there? Anything? Bonnie? I just tried to stay away from the wires. All right. You good? right. Christian Eric out. Tampa one signing off Tampa studios. Peace out. All right. Cub scout later. We'll do that. Peace out.