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The Big Food Conspiracy | Tuesday December 02, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 2: It is time leave your worries outside and laugh with
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  Speaker 2: us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Melley along with Trey
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  Speaker 2: Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Coming off of a long Thanksgiving holiday.
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  Speaker 2: For those of you that celebrated Thanksgiving, I hope you
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  Speaker 2: enjoyed it. This tray is looking around thinking, wasn't it
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  Speaker 2: over like a bunch of days ago. Yes, but there
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  Speaker 2: is one more piece of very important Thanksgiving news we
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  Speaker 2: have to share because on occasion we do some public
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  Speaker 2: service good. Yesterday was the last day to eat your
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  Speaker 2: Thanksgiving leftovers if you want to be safe. So while
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  Speaker 2: we're a little late, still just wanted to give you
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  Speaker 2: the heads up.
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  Speaker 3: I think that is a conspiracy, like on the part
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  Speaker 3: of Big Turkey or who's who's conspiring on when it's
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  Speaker 3: not safe to eat your Thanksgiving leftovers.
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  Speaker 4: So there.
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  Speaker 1: I think food companies push a narrative that your food
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  Speaker 1: goes bad and within a couple of days, and it doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: Especially in this day and age, so many of the
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  Speaker 1: things we use are so chuck full of preservatives they'll
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  Speaker 1: last a lot longer.
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  Speaker 2: I hate to be a bandwagoner, but in this case
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  Speaker 2: I am. I don't know if it's a grand conspiracy,
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  Speaker 2: but I certainly believe that we can eat food after
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  Speaker 2: companies say we shouldn't. I am a strong believer in that,
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  Speaker 2: and I've only paid the price a few times.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you know, you know.
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  Speaker 1: The beautiful thing about it is generally the sniff test
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  Speaker 1: will will root out any problems.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, trust your nose. It's it's there for
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  Speaker 2: a reason. It's not there just to ruin your romantic life.
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  Speaker 2: If it's if it's a bad snause. Although if it's
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  Speaker 2: a bad snaz you know, if that's like really really big,
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  Speaker 2: that may be what saves your life. You can you
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  Speaker 2: know small bad food before anybody else. So you know,
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  Speaker 2: pluses and minuses. But according to the us DA, Monday
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  Speaker 2: it was the last day to safely consume certain Thanksgiving
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  Speaker 2: items like turkey, stuffing, potatoes, sweet potatoes, green beans, gravy,
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  Speaker 2: and pumpkin pie can all be stored in the fridge
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  Speaker 2: for three to four days. Okay, so day four is Monday.
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  Speaker 2: If you don't want to waste the food you have,
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  Speaker 2: most leftovers can last a few months. In the freezer,
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  Speaker 2: so you got to get those in there. There is
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  Speaker 2: one Thanksgiving staple though, that will survive in the fridge
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  Speaker 2: a little bit longer. Homemade cranberry sauce lasts a week
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  Speaker 2: to ten days, but the canned stuff up to two
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  Speaker 2: weeks in the fridge. Something that will make my wife
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  Speaker 2: do a happy dance in the other room. Because I
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  Speaker 2: am not making this up. I think I tell you
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  Speaker 2: the guys of this every Thanksgiving. The canned cranberry sauce
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  Speaker 2: is one of my wife's favorite Thanksgiving staples.
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  Speaker 5: So same with my mother. She loved that stuff. I
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  Speaker 5: can't stand it.
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  Speaker 2: And it has to be the canned It's not the
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  Speaker 2: jellied stuff that looks natural. No, no, she wants the
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  Speaker 2: most unnatural looking product on the planet on her plate.
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  Speaker 2: Everything else can look normal. Turkey can look like turkey,
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  Speaker 2: Stuffing can look like stuffing. Cranberry sauce has to have
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  Speaker 2: the can lines in it.
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  Speaker 5: M Yeah, my mother was the same way. I don't
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  Speaker 5: know why.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know where she picked that up from, but
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  Speaker 6: I'm assuming it was like at the hospital and they
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  Speaker 6: would have like, you know, like the potluck stuff that
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  Speaker 6: people bring in. I'm sure sure, somebody brought in canned
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  Speaker 6: uh granberry sauce, and my mother loved it.
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  Speaker 2: As we finished on Sunday night, as we finished, according
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  Speaker 2: to the USDA, in a proper amount of time. As
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  Speaker 2: we finished our Thanksgiving leftovers, Tara had a slice of
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  Speaker 2: the cranberry sauce jelly of whatever it is. At that point,
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  Speaker 2: the congealed cranberry thing sliced on the plate ready to go. Yep,
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  Speaker 2: with the ridges. It's not just ruffles that have ridges,
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  Speaker 2: it's also the cranberry sauce on our Thanksgiving plates. So yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Monday was, allegedly, according to the federal government, if you
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  Speaker 2: believe the when it comes to this sort of thing,
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  Speaker 2: that was the last safe day to eat your leftovers.
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  Speaker 2: So don't ever say we'd never do anything for you.
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  Speaker 2: Here inside the treehouse, we gave you a heads up
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  Speaker 2: while keeping in mind. I will eat food well beyond
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  Speaker 2: I'm supposed to, because I agree with you, Trey, especially
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  Speaker 2: especially with the injectable marinate I use on our turkey.
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  Speaker 2: That thing will last. I think it's like a solid
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  Speaker 2: ten days. No, if it could, I eat it well
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  Speaker 2: before that ten day mark, I gobble it up. Pardon
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  Speaker 2: the punch. But if I wanted to hold off, I
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  Speaker 2: think it can make it to ten days before it
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  Speaker 2: turns it'll last a week, but not the four day
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  Speaker 2: nonsense that the USDA is telling us.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. I think they might know a little
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  Speaker 5: bit better than us.
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  Speaker 2: So I look at it this way. I think Trey's right.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's a recommendation, right, but I think they
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  Speaker 2: try to get ahead of it a little bit. And
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  Speaker 2: so let's say the actuality is five to seven days
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  Speaker 2: recommended sniff test, like Trey was saying. But they tell
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  Speaker 2: us three to four just so we all don't end
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  Speaker 2: up sick and none of us show up to work
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  Speaker 2: because they need the bodies at work.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, that's an interesting theory.
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  Speaker 2: That's That's just the way I'm looking at it. So, Trey,
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  Speaker 2: I'm right there with you.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, anything I cook, it lasts at least a week,
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know why Turkey would be different.
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  Speaker 5: M hm.
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  Speaker 2: And like I said, mine's not gonna last that long anyway,
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  Speaker 2: because I tear through it and need it all. So anyway,
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  Speaker 2: there you have it. There's our Treehouse Public Service announcement
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  Speaker 2: on the heels of Thanksgiving. Trey since you're not a
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  Speaker 2: big Thanksgiving fan, did you hate everything?
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  Speaker 4: No, it was.
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  Speaker 1: Actually a as pleasant as one could have a day
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  Speaker 1: with my mother.
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  Speaker 2: In that case, I'm kind of happy for you.
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  Speaker 1: I made a big change in how I do things,
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  Speaker 1: and that is I cooked everything at my place and
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  Speaker 1: then took it over there instead of cooking at her place,
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  Speaker 1: which means she wasn't trapping me in the kitchen and
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  Speaker 1: making my.
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  Speaker 5: Claustrophobia go through the roof.
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  Speaker 1: And then I was relaxed and not irritated and could
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  Speaker 1: suffer through some of her you know barbs and you
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  Speaker 1: know shitty comments and ultimately had a very nice day.
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  Speaker 5: Jackie.
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  Speaker 1: My stepmom came in, we had lunch together, and then
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  Speaker 1: I gtfo'.
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  Speaker 2: That's not bad, that's pretty well done. Congratulations. I'm happy
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  Speaker 2: for you. Seriously, Raj, anything of note for you. I
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  Speaker 2: know you're not a Thanksgiving guy either, wasn't big in
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  Speaker 2: your home growing up, so it's not a big thing
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  Speaker 2: for you as an adult.
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  Speaker 5: No, it was.
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  Speaker 6: It was actually nice, just kind of. We had a
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  Speaker 6: friend's giving. That's a bunch of a bunch of people.
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  Speaker 6: The day after Thanksgiving, we all met up at our
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  Speaker 6: friend's place and.
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  Speaker 5: It was really it was really nice.
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  Speaker 6: Everybody brought something and we had the Cajun turkey and
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  Speaker 6: uh somebody, who, in my opinion, won the whole game
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  Speaker 6: is I don't know who it was. Nobody said anything,
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  Speaker 6: but somebody bought two pans of cheddar biscuits from Red Lobster.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, now you're talking.
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  Speaker 1: I think I think you can like Sam's or Costco.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you can't, or you can just go straight to
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  Speaker 2: you know the place and buy him direct because you
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  Speaker 2: already know they're good. There you have it where.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, somebody did that and nobody nobody claimed it, but uh,
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  Speaker 6: I said out loud.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, whoever brought these one the day?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe it was a Thanksgiving miracle.
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  Speaker 1: Finding a Red Lobster open would be a Thanksgiving miracle.
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  Speaker 2: H I'll ask my mom. She knows where they all are,
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  Speaker 2: every single one.
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  Speaker 6: There's one in uh Garland off six thirty five that
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  Speaker 6: used to be Red Lobster and now it's a funeral home,
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  Speaker 6: but it still looks like a Red Lobster.
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  Speaker 2: Well I know, or I've taken my mom for her
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  Speaker 2: next birthday. Mom got good news, bad news.
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  Speaker 2: driver is on the loose in which it'sa falls. It's
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  Speaker 2: actually not a warning, but it is a world record.
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  Speaker 2: Ninety five year old Texas man has been driving buses
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  Speaker 2: for more than three decades, and he's just been recognized
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  Speaker 2: as the world's oldest bus driver. According to a video
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  Speaker 2: posted on the city government's Facebook page Wednesday, Raymond Hager
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  Speaker 2: began driving buses thirty five years ago after he ran
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  Speaker 2: out of things to do at the age of sixty.
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  Speaker 2: I hope to God I'd never run out of things
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  Speaker 2: to do at the age of sixty. I think I'll
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  Speaker 2: fill my days with something. A trip with his wife,
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  Speaker 2: who Hager said knew him better than he knows himself,
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  Speaker 2: quickly changed that. He says, we were in Wichita Falls
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  Speaker 2: one day, down on Kemp Street. There's a bus stop
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  Speaker 2: and the light was red and we pulled up right
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  Speaker 2: beside the bus. My wife said, that's what you need
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  Speaker 2: to do, is drive a bus. You like to drive
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  Speaker 2: and meet with people. He's been doing it ever since,
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  Speaker 2: he said, he planned on retiring at ninety five, but
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  Speaker 2: his boss, the wife, had other plans. She said, wait
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  Speaker 2: a minute, who said anything about you retiring? So he's
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  Speaker 2: been allowed to stay on as long as he was
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  Speaker 2: able to drive at least once a week, and so
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  Speaker 2: this week the Guinness Book of World Records recognized him
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  Speaker 2: as the world's oldest active male bus driver. Wichita Falls.
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  Speaker 2: Mayor Tim Short even proclaimed November eighteenth, Hagar's birthday as
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  Speaker 2: Raymond Hagar Day in Wichita Falls. That poor man. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: this sounds like a situation where missus Hagar really does
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  Speaker 2: not want him at home.
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  Speaker 1: Well, miss Hager probably knows if he fully retired, he'd
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  Speaker 1: probably be dead.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right.
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  Speaker 5: Do you want me.
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  Speaker 4: Well I mean Falls?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean in Dallas No.
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  Speaker 2: No, yeah, yeah, bus driver. What's the tap Falls at
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  Speaker 2: the age ninety five? I think we're all okay with that. Dallas, No,
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  Speaker 2: fort Worth absolutely not arlingkedn Nope. I don't want him
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  Speaker 2: anywhere near the toll way because he'll be going the
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  Speaker 2: wrong way in no time.
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  Speaker 1: So uh, I mean, granted, I don't know that it
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  Speaker 1: could be much worse than some of the driving I
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  Speaker 1: see out of some of the dark buses.
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  Speaker 2: But we're not talking about you, Big Stacy. You're still
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  Speaker 2: our favorite dart bus driver. As far as I know,
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  Speaker 2: he's never run anybody over. I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: If I'm boarding the bus and I see a ninety
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  Speaker 6: five year old bust, if I continue to board that bus,
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  Speaker 6: I might just turn around and be like, I'll wait,
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  Speaker 6: I'll walk it off.
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  Speaker 2: Is there another one coming?
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  Speaker 1: Now?
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  Speaker 2: There's the thing. I was less surprised at a ninety
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  Speaker 2: five year old bus driver in Wichita Falls than I
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  Speaker 2: was that Wichita Falls has mass transit just in general.
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  Speaker 5: It could be driving the school bus.
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  Speaker 2: It's a city bus. I mean, I don't as far
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  Speaker 2: as far as I can tell, I think it's a
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  Speaker 2: city bus. I don't think it's a school bus. There's
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  Speaker 2: no mention of kids or school bus anything. It's just
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  Speaker 2: you know, the city and yeah, it's just he's driving
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  Speaker 2: that bus. Now, I didn't I didn't see any photos
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  Speaker 2: of it. I didn't watch the full you know package
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  Speaker 2: that Fox four aired, so I don't know how big
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  Speaker 2: the bus is. For all I know, he's ninety five
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  Speaker 2: and they just you know, drew something behind him. So
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  Speaker 2: when he looks in the mirror, it looks like a
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  Speaker 2: full bus. I don't know. I'm assuming it's a real
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  Speaker 2: job in real people. But yeah, but good for him
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  Speaker 2: being that active at the age of ninety five.
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  Speaker 6: No go home and and wait, wait for wait for
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  Speaker 6: it to come. That's all you got to do, Just
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  Speaker 6: wait for at ninety five, like you've won, you made it.
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  Speaker 5: Let you go home.
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  Speaker 2: But if that really is his one joy left, like
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  Speaker 2: he would rather drive the bus a couple of days
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  Speaker 2: a week. Then he would watch Ryan Seacrest just menace
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  Speaker 2: Wheel of Fortune, Then I get it.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I mean you.
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  Speaker 1: Really want to talk about when people really rapidly decline
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  Speaker 1: is when they don't have anything to do and they
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  Speaker 1: just sit at home. Ye mean that ages people faster
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  Speaker 1: than just about anything.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, especially if you're used to a certain activity level.
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  Speaker 2: And it's like, if you have a job and you
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  Speaker 2: retire at say sixty five, you need to find something
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  Speaker 2: to kind of keep you busy, because you're right, you're
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  Speaker 2: just sitting decline and that's not good for anybody. I
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  Speaker 2: was surprised my grandmother lasted as long as she did
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  Speaker 2: because I mean, for like fifteen years she was on
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  Speaker 2: a steady diet of bedroom Fox News and butter pecan
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  Speaker 2: ice cream from you know, Blue Belt. The fact that
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  Speaker 2: she hung on for fifteen years was pretty impressive.
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  Speaker 5: My mom.
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  Speaker 1: That's pretty much my mom, and I believe it's just Spie.
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  Speaker 2: There's actually a Fox News two channel that she watches
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  Speaker 2: and it's it's nothing but hate about Trey.
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  Speaker 5: But I'm just saying it.
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  Speaker 6: Like when Betty White died, everybody was like, oh, it's
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  Speaker 6: so sad, and I'm like, she outlived three husbands and
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  Speaker 6: all her friends were dead, like at that point, like,
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  Speaker 6: this guy's ninety five, he's got is his wife still alive?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: She is?
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  Speaker 6: Eh, Okay, that's the only person he's got. Everybody else,
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  Speaker 6: I promise you has died. Well, here's the thing, and
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  Speaker 6: it's the same thing with a pet. Really quality of life.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, do you still have some quality of life?
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  Speaker 6: I mean Betty White still had quality of life.
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  Speaker 5: I mean she was still going. Uh. I think that's
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  Speaker 5: the key.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And like you said, Trey, it's also about you know,
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  Speaker 2: staying busy. Like this past weekend, you know, Tara and
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  Speaker 2: I did a bunch of stuff around the house to
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  Speaker 2: see what we could actually get done so we didn't
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  Speaker 2: have to pay somebody else to do it, and I'm
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  Speaker 2: still sore. I mean, granted, some of it was, you know,
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  Speaker 2: fairly you know, involved in physical. Like we had to
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  Speaker 2: dig up part of our chain link fence because it
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  Speaker 2: had fallen down from like rain runoff, So having to
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  Speaker 2: pull that up kind of before it falls into a
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  Speaker 2: gut behind the house, and there's all sorts of overgrowth
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  Speaker 2: on it, so trying to dig that out because it's
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  Speaker 2: had growth over the top of the chain links, So
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  Speaker 2: trying to dig that out and then pull it up,
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: that was fun. My low back is still kind of
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: angry at me for it and my shoulder. And then
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: we repaired our master bathroom door by smacking it a
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: few times because it's one of those barn door things,
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: so we kind of got it was dragging on the
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: ground on the wall, so we got that fixed. We
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: did that, got the kitchen faucet gets kind of loose
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: because it wasn't installed properly, so you got to get
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: up underneath and tighten the nut. Did that and that's
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: not easy. I got wide shoulders. Crawling in underneath the
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: sink is not easy with all.
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: The hoses and things.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: And then oh, the dishwasher door. Do you know the
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: the door pulley system that keeps the door from you know,
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: slamming open. I now do, because ours was opening up
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: too quickly. So we had to get in there. I
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: had to unhook it, not unhook it, but I had
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: to unmount it from the you know, the bracket and
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: then slide it out a little bit and then get
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: in there and fix that. Did that, and then Tara
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: painted the hall ceiling. That was really good. I think
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: she's still story from that one. So this is what
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: happened to me on a Saturday, and I'm still feeling it.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: I can't fathom, you know, ninety five and be like
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: I might do one of those.
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: If I mean, if I if it was like a
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: private bus or whatever, and like this ninety five year
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: old came in, He's like, I'm ready to go to work.
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: I'd be like, but just go home. Let's just get
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: in the recliner and it's coming soon. And when you
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: see the light start walking towards it, you're good. You
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: know what.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: I think that's probably what Tera will do to me,
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: is she's going to hone in one of these days.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: On the fact that I used to think I was cold,
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: trickled in Days of Thunder in my refrigerator box as
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: a kid. So I think eventually she's just gonna put
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: me back into refrigerator box and tell me to go
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: to work, like okay. So if you guys ever come
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: over and you see me in the driving around in
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: refrigerator box, just.
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: Go with it.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say that, you know, when
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: you see the light, she's gonna help you with a hammer.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Well there's also that very strong possibility. But I'll be
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: in the box and she'll just be behind me as
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: an angry passenger.
• 21:25
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  Speaker 2: on today's show by sharing this question for you kind
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: of a little game. All right, here we go, Trey Raj.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: What is a grandma stand? What is a grandma stand?
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Is it a a place to leave grandma? You pick
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: her up like a car when you're ready. Is it
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: be a place to talk to and listen to a grandma?
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Or is it see a device that will keep your
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: grandma up right while you do other things? See see
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: a device that will keep your grandma up right while
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: you do other things? No, that is incorrect, Trey, would
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: you like a fifty to fifty guest?
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: I'll go be.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: A place to talk to and listen to a grandma
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: that would be correct. And it's happening in downtown McKinney.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: Oh wait, hang, I gotta share this with you first,
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: hang on you and bam, here we.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: Go in a place that will sell you everything. One
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: grandma is buying on your time.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: We're talking and listening.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: Okay, your grandma stand that will have you sit, give
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: each other space and share. That was great and learn
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: just getting it out. There are a few is Grandma, Nancy.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: The way you handle this is really going to affect
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: your future. Ask her anything.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: I love this. It's downtown McKinney, which if you guys
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: have ever been to downtown McKinnon, It's a cute little square.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: It's you know, it's Americana type of deal. And there
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: she is, and you know, a homemade little stand with
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: it says Grandma on it Grandma and Nancy is next
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: to her little name plate, and she's just talking to
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: the kids with their nose rings and purple hair as
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: they sit and talk to her and ask her questions
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: and stuff.
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm officially.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: Old, seventy years old and loving. I want to.
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: Seize the moment and have an impact.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: Two boys, then three girls, five children. Don't forget eleven
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: grandchildren and one great grandchild. All the privileges and none
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: of the responsibilities. Downtown McKinnie wanted to build community. I
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: thought this stand that started in New York City would
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: do well here to ask for a marriage advice. Oh,
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: three grandma's do this on a rotation. This is a
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: first in Texas. I really care myself, and the conversations
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: are as revealing the take long term as they are
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: rewarding that our world moves so fast. We never seem
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: to have enough time. I know, so why not share
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: with someone.
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: Who I love?
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: This? You're welcome. It was great.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Two things. First of all, I like how they never
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: showed the guy's face who went to ask for marriage
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: advice from Grandma Nancy, because he's clearly in trouble. And
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: the second thing is we need a tray stand where
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: people go and ask Trey life questions.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: I don't think Trey wants to be bothered.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Oh I think he does. Do you see how big
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: his eyes just got. That wasn't fear. I think that
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: was excitement. I think he's kind of like.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: I could, Yeah, I could do this.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: I could really would be good advice, But I'm gonna
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: tell you some stuff.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: May not be what you want to hear.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: But I don't know if it's gonna be as uh
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: as family friendly as Grandma Nancy stand, especially if the
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: sign says Treys stand.
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's ah, I'm watching that.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: I was thinking, you know, if they did want to
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: open a stand that, uh, I could stock you know,
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: all entire north I mean I could from walks a
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Hatchee to bottom and every town in between.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: You're just the traveling barker after your I'll condy, I'll
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: come to your town and call everyone.
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Or if you you want advice from a then a
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: you know, I'll roll my mom out you know wherever.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: That's a totally different stand brought to you by the
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: and those and those two stands could be side by side.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: It's it's a it's sort of a chooser adventure as
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: far as what you're gonna get. You could, you know,
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: go to down toom M Kinney, talk to Grandma and
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: you get some sweet advice, maybe some good cookie recipes.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Or go to or go to Trey's mom's stand and
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: get totally different advice and lots and lots of judgment.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, if you want, uh, you know, rambling spike
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: filled uh idiocy. You know Trey's Moms stand. Uh, it's
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: just for you, buddy.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: I feel like you just described most of TikTok, so
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: I feel like we're onto something here. Rambling idiocy.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she could give Bucy a run for her money
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: or his money, that's for sure.
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: Now that's a stand I would go to. Yeah.
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: Really, I'm not really a big fan of this Grandma stand,
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: but if you had a Gary Busey stand, it would
• 28:05
  Speaker 6: be there.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you could have one with Gary Busey,
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: because I feel like he would just run off and
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: then and now and now people are looking for him.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: It's a thing. There's a Bucy alert and that scares
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: people when they see it on those signs on the highway.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: You see alert watch out if seen, do not approach.
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: Traveling with Pumpkinhead.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Law enforcement. When they went he spotted. They have to
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: show up in the bite suits like they use with
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: the canines, and even then there's somebody he can go
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: right through.
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: I mean, I do think the Grandma's stand is a
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: cute idea.
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: I just it is a very It was a very
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: white thing, like she's not like I can't come to
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: her with like first generation son of immigrant problems, Like
• 28:55
  Speaker 6: she won't understand that.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: You don't know that she might be an immigrant.
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: I don't know if you saw her.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Maybe she's from Iowa, raj. That look, Texas is a
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: whole other world when you come from anywhere else.
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that was just everybody like just looks like downtown
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: McKinney is like, oh, this is where all the white
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: people are.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: It is. I've been there a few times.
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: It is.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: Although hearing you say that, I think there is an
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: opportunity though. It'd be a great opportunity to get multi cultural,
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: you know, advice or input. You could have an Indian
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: grandma or mom or dad.
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: You don't you don't want that?
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Why not?
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: It would just be shut up. I've seen war. Could
• 29:47
  Speaker 6: you had bitching? I was in the war and like
• 29:50
  Speaker 6: which one pick one? They were in that war? Yeah,
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: you don't want Indian grandma advice. It would just be
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: shut up and go back to go back to work.
• 30:04
  Speaker 6: Like that's all it would be.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Sometimes that's what some people need to hear.
• 30:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think the girl with the purple hair and
• 30:13
  Speaker 6: the septum ring, like I don't I don't know what.
• 30:17
  Speaker 6: I don't know what advice she was asking from grandma,
• 30:19
  Speaker 6: but I hope it was like, you know, take that
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: out and you know, like that's not going to do.
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: She said something about her future, and I was like,
• 30:28
  Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure she was talking about the septum.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Ring and maybe a more natural hair color.
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:36
  Speaker 6: Uh, because you're expecting the grandma to have the blue hair.
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: She doesn't.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: So I mean, don't get me wrong. That look is
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: great for you know, Starbucks local, but if you want
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: to be Starbucks corporate, you may have to yes, change
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: the look a little bit. I follow you. Yeah, Well,
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: here's something else to keep in mind. As the generation
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: before us tries to find things to do to stay busy,
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: some some of them got really famous when they were younger,
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: and because of that, they start writing books and they
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: start telling us things that we didn't want to know about,
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: like in the case of paul Anka, because in doing
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: show prep today, as I come across headlines, I have
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: to see paul Anka saw Sinatra's penis in the sauna.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: The size rumors are true. Why is paul Anka telling
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: me about old blue eyes? Big eye. I don't. I don't,
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: can can we have some mystery?
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: I don't.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: I don't need to know who's packing and who's not,
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: especially when in some cases they'll show you.
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: Well, good, good for old Frank.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd never heard that about Frank, so you know
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: I had because there's a quote from one of his
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: exes that is pretty legendary.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what that is here in just second.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: But Paul Anka, the singer songwriter, confirmed rumors about Frank
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: Sinatra's impressive member during a conversation with Page six, telling
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: the outlet it was huge, before adding I don't know
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: what that does for you. Well, if you had one,
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: you would know. Anca says he would hang out with
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Frank good wording there and the rest of the rat
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: pack in Vegas regularly, and they'd all get in the
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: sauna together, during which he joked he had trouble with
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: eye contact.
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: Sinatra's ex wife, Ava Gardner hang on a second. Ava
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Gardner allegedly once said Sinatra may have just been a
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: skinny one hundred and ten pounds, but she said ten
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: pounds of his weight. Is a quote which has lived
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: on for years, even if it may or may not
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: be true. And while you know Sinatra may be dead,
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: I've heard that quote, so that that lives for good measure.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Anka Paul Anka adds at Sinatra was not the only
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: large star he saw in real life. Again, Paul Anka
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: was an accomplish singer songwriter. He's writing a book before
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: he dies, and he can't get other guy's wieners out
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: of his mouth as far as the book is concerned.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Because here he also talks about Milton Burle's of course
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: kind of yeah, and he says, of course Milton Burle
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: was even bigger than Sinatra. Anchor Aca and Sinatra worked
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: together for years, but the former writing My Way, arguably
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: the latter's biggest hit. The new documentary titled Paul Anka
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: My Way comes out on HBO Max, And you never
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: know who's appendage he might dish on next. That is
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: not the tease you think it is.
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: Anybody worried about why paul Inca's in so many saunas.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: It's not that he's in so many saunas. He's just
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: in one really happening one, just all day, all night,
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: us pruned up like crazy. But he's gonna he's but
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: he's in there making notes about who's gonna be worth
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: putting in his book.
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: Someday also heard the same thing about.
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: Uh was it Larry from The Three Stooges, apparently packing
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: some heat.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Like in that one episode when he beat Curly with
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: it he slapped both Curly and and Mow at the
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: same time. I imagine that ended up on the cutting
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: room floor. But but it was a hell of the
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: day on sets.
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: Deleted scenes.
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