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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 13 - Dirty Dishes · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
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  Speaker 3: terms apply. Because your mine. I walk the line. I
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  Speaker 3: keep coolesterol in this heart of mine because your mine.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just low energy.
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  Speaker 1: I know I can tell, but I'm massing your energy.
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  Speaker 3: I'm ann chameleon it I'm down low.
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  Speaker 1: Are you you sleep deprived or what do you get
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  Speaker 1: bad news?
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm a little bit of everything. I didn't sleep
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  Speaker 3: well though. I woke couple like five am, and then
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  Speaker 3: I fell like a sleep at like nine melatonin problems.
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  Speaker 1: No, just your penial gland is working overload.
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  Speaker 3: I guess, so.
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  Speaker 1: The fucking penial gland. I heard the penial gland works, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: is working an overload when you're twenty years old and
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  Speaker 1: then by the time you're seventy, your penial gland just
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  Speaker 1: kind of checks out. Yeah, I think that that's where
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  Speaker 1: all the melotone is coming from, your penial gland.
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  Speaker 3: That might be possible.
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  Speaker 1: It definitely is your penial glands. I've been going through
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  Speaker 1: withdrawals of what at the bank?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yes, sir.
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  Speaker 1: Every time I'm in there it's another withdrawal.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I need to get drugs for my flight tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: But the doctor has been so fucking annoying about it.
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  Speaker 3: Why They're like, well, it takes forty eight hours to
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  Speaker 3: fill a prescription. And I was like, since when is
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  Speaker 3: it to avoid drugs?
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  Speaker 1: He can behavior or something or I guess what are
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  Speaker 1: you in the market for something?
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  Speaker 3: Like what does it end in? It's called adavan, adavan,
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  Speaker 3: le razapan.
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  Speaker 1: Lorazapans like what they gave me for flying it. And
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  Speaker 1: I went in with drugs he can behavior, trying to
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  Speaker 1: get some xanax y.
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  Speaker 3: It won't work.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not gonna do anything for you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like it. I think it helps. But with flights, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I need it for tomorrow. It's gonna be brutal if
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  Speaker 3: I don't have it. You're just fresh out of it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I took all of it before, like.
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  Speaker 1: For flights or recreationally. No, I took it for flights,
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  Speaker 1: and you just have been flying that much. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: mean I got like sick. They only give you like six.
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  Speaker 1: I think you take one for flights. It's like to
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  Speaker 1: anytime you fly, it's like two. Basically you got to
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  Speaker 1: get boss here. Yeah, I mean it's just like I
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  Speaker 1: don't even know. It's so frustrating. Everything is just pissing
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  Speaker 1: me off. Let's get into it, dude. I want to
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  Speaker 1: know why while are so pissed off. I feel like
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  Speaker 1: I can ride this way with you, wave with you.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just get pissed off about the ship together, bro.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be empathetic as hell. Yeah, what are you pissed
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  Speaker 1: off about? What else is pissing you off? Other than
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  Speaker 1: not not getting enough sleep last.
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  Speaker 3: Night, not getting enough sleep, not getting my drugs that
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  Speaker 3: I need, trying to think. Oh my buddy, So I'm
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  Speaker 3: going to Wyoming and he's like, he's telling me that
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  Speaker 3: we gotta we might have to work while we're there.
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  Speaker 3: What I was like, Dude, I already have one job.
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  Speaker 3: I don't need to do another job. And he just
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  Speaker 3: texts me and he goes, we're gonna He's like, you
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  Speaker 3: guys are gonna be working the dishroom on Sunday night.
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  Speaker 3: What the fuck? I was like, dude, I'm not. I'm
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  Speaker 3: not doing that for what I'm paying to go there.
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  Speaker 3: But what what dishroom like at a homeless shelter. No,
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  Speaker 3: he works at a restaurant.
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck is he talking about?
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  Speaker 3: He works on like a ranch and basically like they
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  Speaker 3: get like they get free living and all this shit.
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  Speaker 3: So he's a hand, like a ranch hand. Yeah, And
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  Speaker 3: like he's telling us that we're gonna have to work.
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  Speaker 1: Hell no, no, stay at the lit Quintin.
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  Speaker 3: Seriously, Like literally, I'm like, I'm not like I'm paying
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  Speaker 3: to go there. I'm not. I'm not paying to go
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  Speaker 3: have another job for the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: This isn't a friend. This man is trying to entrap
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  Speaker 1: you in a Ponzi scheme. Where like he's told us
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  Speaker 1: this before.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, if you guys come like you might have
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  Speaker 3: to work for a couple of days, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: I just brush it off. I'm not doing like I'm
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  Speaker 3: there's no way I'm doing that. I think that that's
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  Speaker 3: I'm not like going back to being a bus boy
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  Speaker 3: for a night.
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  Speaker 1: That's what they told the Muslim people that went to
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  Speaker 1: Qatar to build the stadiums for the World Cup. They're like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're just gonna have to work for a day. And
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  Speaker 1: then they took their passports and now they're like an
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  Speaker 1: indentured servitude over there. That's what's gonna happen to you.
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  Speaker 3: Do not do not go. Do not work for this
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  Speaker 3: fucking guy for free? What is he saying? I also
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  Speaker 3: understand what's like, what's gonna be the issue if I
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  Speaker 3: don't work? Like, what are they gonna kick me out?
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  Speaker 3: It's gonna be bad for you. Like his mom's going
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  Speaker 3: his mom's not working?
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  Speaker 1: The where's it? Where are they all staying? Where you
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  Speaker 1: all staying on?
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  Speaker 3: I have no idea where we're staying. I assume we're
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  Speaker 3: staying in his room, like just like on the floor
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  Speaker 3: or something.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, you have a job, now, you have a podcast
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  Speaker 1: with a decent following. People like you, People recognize you.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to You don't have to work as
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  Speaker 1: a ranch hand to pay your keep. I know, are
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  Speaker 1: they going to pay you in beans?
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  Speaker 3: Like to stay there if I have to? But I'm
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  Speaker 3: not doing dishes, and I don't have anything against that
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  Speaker 3: as a job. But like, I already have a job.
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  Speaker 3: You have a job. Yeah, you don't need to do that.
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  Speaker 3: I don't need to go on vacation to do another
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  Speaker 3: job or better yet, you can afford vacation.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have to pay to go on vacation.
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  Speaker 1: There's dishes in the back. You got to roll up
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  Speaker 1: your sleeve.
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  Speaker 3: It's like you went there and couldn't pay your fucking
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  Speaker 3: bill at the ranch. I like this guy.
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  Speaker 1: What is he saying to you when you say no,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to do this?
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  Speaker 3: Why is he? Can you read the text? He literally
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  Speaker 3: said we can call him? Should we call him?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're he's enslaving you.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not sweet. We're calling him liberate SaaS bro freezass.
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  Speaker 1: He might not answer, Well, he's in the kitchen, probably
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  Speaker 1: probably doesn't have access to his phone. He's not gonna
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  Speaker 1: answer his I mean the ranch bosses definitely have his phone.
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  Speaker 1: Probably is he in debt to them. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: you are call himton, What the fuck, dude? What are
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  Speaker 1: the text messages saying when you push back? Like, I
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  Speaker 1: just want to know how he's justifying that you have
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  Speaker 1: to work to.
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  Speaker 3: Stay with him. My friend Nate texting, he said, bo,
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  Speaker 3: is your boss gonna be? Is your boss going to
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  Speaker 3: us to work this week? And I said, I'm not
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  Speaker 3: doing that. And I said, this is a vacation and
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  Speaker 3: I already have one job and I don't need another job.
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  Speaker 3: So you told it. You told him like it was.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't sugarcoat it for those motherfuckers.
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  Speaker 3: And then he said and then Nate said working in
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  Speaker 3: the in the dining room would be fun. No, And
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  Speaker 3: I said, I don't want to do that, not on
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  Speaker 3: the weekend. Yeah, And then and then and he just
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  Speaker 3: texted like five minutes ago and said, you guys are
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  Speaker 3: gonna need to do dishes Sunday night. And then he's
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  Speaker 3: fucking you know, he's being so serious, and I wish
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  Speaker 3: he would answer his phone because I would love to
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  Speaker 3: get to the bottom of this.
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  Speaker 1: He's fucking with you now. He's just a bad prank show.
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  Speaker 1: It's not even a good prank show.
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  Speaker 3: He's not joking at all because he said this before,
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  Speaker 3: but before it was like he he like, he was like,
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  Speaker 3: you guys can come out and you can stay as
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  Speaker 3: long as you want, like you just need to work.
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  Speaker 3: And this is before I had a job, like like
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  Speaker 3: a real job, so I was like, okay, I would
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  Speaker 3: do that.
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  Speaker 1: Like you're just but that sounds like you're like they make.
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  Speaker 3: No money, like he's there for the entire summer, and
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  Speaker 3: he works every single day, like he has like one
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  Speaker 3: day off the whole summer. Basically that's terrible.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and are you visiting this a view and look
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  Speaker 1: it up online?
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  Speaker 3: And he uh? And he they like they get they
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  Speaker 3: get like room and food like provided for them, but
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  Speaker 3: they make like no money. Like I think he made
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  Speaker 3: like three K the entire summer, So it's an internship
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  Speaker 3: like less than that.
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  Speaker 1: That's fucking bad. Yeah, why would you agree to this
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  Speaker 1: just to get the experience? Like he just wants to
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  Speaker 1: see a sweet sunset?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I think it's really fun, like they
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  Speaker 3: like have parties every single night and stuff like, and
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  Speaker 3: he's in he's living in like a nice ass ranch.
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  Speaker 1: With like it's like a makeout of boxes and shit
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  Speaker 1: like that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a ranch for rich people and he works
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  Speaker 3: on it, so it's like a nice ass ranch. But
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  Speaker 3: why aren't they fucking paying him like a hotel worker
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  Speaker 3: because I don't know, because I think his room and
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  Speaker 3: boards provided.
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  Speaker 1: But that's not fucking sweet now, Like is he making
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  Speaker 1: tips or anything like that? That has to even be
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  Speaker 1: a better way out there to live the the wyoming
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  Speaker 1: ranch ranch life than to have to go through this
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  Speaker 1: much less to drag.
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  Speaker 3: People in like a fucking pyramid scheme. I know, it
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  Speaker 3: is like a pyramid scheme.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna love it out here. It's very strange. It
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  Speaker 1: sounds like a horror movie, honestly, and it sounds like
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  Speaker 1: a really sweet premise for a horror movie.
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  Speaker 3: I know it does. I mean, I'm excited to know.
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  Speaker 3: Like his mom, it's like there's basically there's like this
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  Speaker 3: big party happening on the ranch on Friday night, and
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  Speaker 3: like his mom's going, like his sister's going, her boyfriend's going.
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  Speaker 3: I think, so it's gonna be like, Oh, it's gonna
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  Speaker 3: be fun. It's gonna be a lot of people there.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm not like I'm not doing dishes on Sunday night.
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  Speaker 3: That's not happening.
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  Speaker 1: So what are you gonna do instead of dishes?
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go there. If they make me do dishes,
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  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna start breaking shit, start breaking the glasses. Ah,
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  Speaker 3: just throwing them against the wall. I leave Tuesday morning.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. So you have a day to recover
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  Speaker 3: after all those dishes. Yeah, I don't even care. If
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  Speaker 3: there was a logical reason to do the dishes, I
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  Speaker 3: would do them. But it's just for free. Why don't
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  Speaker 3: you can you like pay for your meal? Can you
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  Speaker 3: just get like I don't know, yeah, Like, it just
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  Speaker 3: doesn't make sense.
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  Speaker 1: Is there a chance that you just stay in a hotel?
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  Speaker 3: No, because there's no hotels nearby. We actually looked it up.
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  Speaker 3: The closest airbnb. It was like four hundred dollars a night.
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  Speaker 1: Just dude, it it's worth it to not do dishes.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's not. So then you're gonna you're gonna wind
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  Speaker 3: up doing it. I'd rather do the dishes than pay
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  Speaker 3: four hundred dollars a night.
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  Speaker 1: Then you're doing the dishes. I can't believe they they're
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  Speaker 1: bitching you out at this ranch.
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  Speaker 3: Like that.
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  Speaker 1: I know, you gotta just be a ranch out for
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  Speaker 1: from the jump and just like kick your feet up
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  Speaker 1: in the hammock with the straw in your mouth and like,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't doing it. I ain't doing the dishes. Tell
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  Speaker 1: has asked to call back.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 1: Is that what's really getting to the get getting to
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  Speaker 1: you about this? Is that the main thing that's getting
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  Speaker 1: to you. I feel like we're kind of unclogging the
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  Speaker 1: drain of what the fuck is wrong?
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  Speaker 3: Uh No, there's a lot. It's just everything. And sometimes,
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  Speaker 3: you know, sometimes you just build up and then you
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  Speaker 3: boil over. Sometimes you're the windshields. Sometimes you're the buck. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: sometimes you're the fire. Sometimes you're the hydrant. Sometimes you're
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  Speaker 3: the dog. Sometimes you're the fire. I don't remember what
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  Speaker 3: the fuck.
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  Speaker 1: You really are going through it. Even your colloquially, even
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  Speaker 1: your idioms are tripping you up.
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  Speaker 3: What was up with your Twitter? So you've been uh
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  Speaker 3: you've been gaslighting the system. I'm in Twitter jail. You
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  Speaker 3: were suspended from manipulative behavior.
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  Speaker 1: I was literally just trying to get start a new
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  Speaker 1: starting alt and uh, my hand has been forced. I
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  Speaker 1: have to start up an alt. I have a violation
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  Speaker 1: for it was suspension for violating our rules against platform
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  Speaker 1: manipulation and spam. Like, what the how can I'd be
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  Speaker 1: manipulating people? And everyone keeps on being like, is it
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  Speaker 1: your son of the boy dad? Like promotions and jokes
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  Speaker 1: or that wouldn't make any sense. There's literally accounts that
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: are based off of just promoting shows exactly, like promoting shit,
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  Speaker 1: or they're they're like saying like people are in the hospital.
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  Speaker 1: Is that like the manipulation? Like could that be the
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  Speaker 1: fact that we're all always because it's a joke talking
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  Speaker 1: about being in the hospital. We can't joke about being in.
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  Speaker 3: The homak Joe, I've made jokes like that all the
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  Speaker 3: time for years.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I don't understand why they're cracking down now.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't make sense. I definitely I'll get it back, yeas,
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  Speaker 3: we'll get your account back.
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  Speaker 1: But still, just I've been in a game too long
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  Speaker 1: to be going through this.
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  Speaker 3: Well. Twitter actually updated the terms of service and now
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  Speaker 3: it literally says in the term service that they can
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  Speaker 3: ban you from Twitter for no reason.
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  Speaker 1: It was pissing Frank the Tank off.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I was furious about it.
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  Speaker 1: My theory was that the last thing I talked about
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  Speaker 1: was meat and Jack with his fucking one vegetable meal
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  Speaker 1: a week is just furious.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that guy's fucking weird.
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  Speaker 1: So I texted that idea that Caleb, and Caleb said
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  Speaker 1: that he wouldn't be surprised because he just read it
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  Speaker 1: out a mosquito that they're training to bite people and
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  Speaker 1: the mosquito will rob you of your tolerance for meat.
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  Speaker 1: Like once you get bit by this mosquito, you won't
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  Speaker 1: be able to digest meat anymore. Wow, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if he's lying.
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  Speaker 3: That's pretty harsh. That's too much. Yeah, us meat eaters,
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  Speaker 3: So what would you die if you ate meat?
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  Speaker 1: Or just like you wouldn't be able to digest it,
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  Speaker 1: maybe be yachting all over the place or poop in
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  Speaker 1: your pants.
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  Speaker 3: And shit like that. That's weird. That's real weird. It's
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  Speaker 3: weird as f I don't like it at all.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that these mosquito should be doing this,
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  Speaker 1: Like I thought that we were destroying mosquitoes, not empowering mosquitoes.
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  Speaker 1: We're starting to industrialize all these species that we've.
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  Speaker 3: Killed out over the years.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna give dodo birds machine guns, Like, what's fucking next.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking I don't know what else is on your mind. Bro,
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  Speaker 1: Let's get let's clear all of this shit out of
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  Speaker 1: the way.
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  Speaker 3: Not much we.
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  Speaker 1: Need, No, there's there's there's like two or three more
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  Speaker 1: things that are in the way. Personal life.
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  Speaker 3: No, not personal stuff, nothing personal. Really, it's more just like.
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  Speaker 1: Those are the first three things. I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: fly tomorrow without my cakes, your drugs. You've been relegated
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  Speaker 1: to the kitchen. You have to be demoted, Cinderella have
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  Speaker 1: been demoted. I need to work in the kitchen now.
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  Speaker 1: I uh yeah, I mean that's basically it. Enough sleep,
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  Speaker 1: not enough sleep. I hate New York with a passion,
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  Speaker 1: burning passion. Okay, what's been going on in New York?
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  Speaker 3: Just everything? I just don't like it.
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  Speaker 1: Flame, this god forsaken city. Too much graffiti, too much everything.
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  Speaker 1: You need some That's why you're going out to Wyoming,
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  Speaker 1: because you need some grind.
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  Speaker 3: Now, I'm super excited. It's gonna be a nice it's
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  Speaker 3: gonna be a nice detox from like work and from
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  Speaker 3: the city.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna have a nice view of the pots in
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  Speaker 1: the past. You're gonna have to everyone's utensils. It's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we're gonna do a nice hike. I think.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know if that's gonna happen now. And
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  Speaker 3: also he texts us and he was like, so we're
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  Speaker 3: flying into Salt Lake City, okay, or not Salt Lake City,
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  Speaker 3: you're flying into rapid city. Oh, where's rapid South Dakota Okay.
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  Speaker 3: And it's like three hour drive to where he is
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  Speaker 3: because it's right on like the border of something. Renting
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: a car and so that's what we were We don't know,
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: and this is tomorrow morning and.
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: You're flying by the seat of your pants.
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And he told me, he was like, hey, yeah, like,
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: I'll pick you guys up, like I like driving around here.
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: And I was like, really, you're gonna drive like three
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: hours back and forth to pick us up. And he
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: was like yeah, I don't mind. And I was like, oh, okay, fine,
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: Like I was like that that takes a lot of
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: stress out of.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's trying to get out of the kitchen.
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was like that's totally fine with me. It
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: was like awesome, boss. Yeah. And then and then he
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: text us and he's like, can you guys rent a car?
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: He actually just texted and he was like, he was like,
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: let me know if you guys, like, have you guys
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: looked into renting a car at all?
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: Because he's back on the chain gang.
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: I know. Now he got us to come and now
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: and he was expensive. It's like six hundred dollars to
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: go there. Yeah, that shit is out of the way,
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: I know. And now we're have to pay for a car.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: And you're gonna have you should sleep in the car,
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: I know, I might you really that's like your best option.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: It might that might be the only option. And how
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: many people is it going? Just you and your buddy,
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: me and two of my buddies.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: Two buddies, so a four buddy reunion. Yeah, dude, I
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: mean you you might have to just save your friend.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: You should break him out of there. I know it's
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: gonna be like get out.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, seriously, he's gonna be drinking the kool aid. There's
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: gonna be just all kinds of bullshit that you're gonna
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: be going through. And I feel bad for you because
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: of it. I don't envy you, but also you're just
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: you can't be putting yourselves in situations like this.
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: No, I'm really not that worried about it. I'm really
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: I'm really excited to go. Been looking forward to this
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: for a while.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to get out of this fucking city.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Why don't you go to any beach. You're not a
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: beach person though.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: No, I like the beach depending on where what. I
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: hated the beach growing up. Oh yeah, we talked about that.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: Your mom almost tried to drown you or whatever. Yeah, yeah,
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: constantly she would just tie ankle weights as a as
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: a young child to see she.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: Would pop my floaties when I was younger. But from
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: a like while you were out there, Yeah, I mean
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: I like the beach. I'm not like a big I'm
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: more of a pool guy. I think yes to an extent,
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: I don't like like. I like once I get in
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: the water at the beach, I have a good time,
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: But I just don't love the like, uh, you know,
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: going to the beach, getting on sandy and then getting
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: sticky after.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Having the patience to get tan is also like that's
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: a feminine trade.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I like the pool because theres always there's always
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: you can always go inside, or there's an area of shade.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: This the beach is hot.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: You can practice how long you can hold your breath,
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: or yeah, try and scratch your belly on the bottom
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: of the pool or something like that, or sit on
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: the filter, sit on the pool filter having to suck
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: your guts.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: If you're having suck your guts out of your butthole,
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: that's the American dream. That was like a big fear
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: of mine when I was younger. I think that was
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: like hyped up a lot that the pool filter was
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: gonna It's like a myth. There was like a story
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: about some kid who like sat on the pool fil
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: filter and it like sucked his insides out and died.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: You gout came up when he was just a bag
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: of skin.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it just sucked his buttole out.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a terrible way to go. And when I
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: was younger, we would alway swim by. My aunt would
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: be like, don't get too close to the pool filter,
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: do you've my whole time I touched it, I was like,
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: I don't think this is going to actually suck me
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: inside of it.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: You put a single finger inside of it.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: I didn't even put it inside. I just went up
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: and I gave it a tap like Nemo when he
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: hits the boat. Just a little thing yeah, this side
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: of it.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but then you got sucked it like a genie
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: in a lamp.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, it was a big it was a it
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: was a it was a big fie of mine for
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: a very long time.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: That's a legitimate fear, Dude. While I was in Hawaii,
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: one thing I didn't tell you about it. I went
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: to a nude beach.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: Jesus. I didn't get nude.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't get fully nude down, but as soon
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: as we got there, you had it was like a
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: regular beach. You have to kind of climb over a
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: hill and then you get to this other beach or whatever.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: That's how it seems. That's how. That's how it is
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: in all the movies. There's always a hill in front
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: of it.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I kind of said, I think all new
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: beaches are based on this one nude age. I think
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: it's like the apex Predator of I.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: Didn't even know they were they were allowed to have
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: nude beaches in like the United States.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Well, as soon as we got there, this fucking older
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: British guy, like no, a seventy five year old dude
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: came up to us.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: Rock hard, Yeah, dick out, rock hard.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: And was like the cops have been coming up at
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: the beach closes at three point thirty and cops com
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: at four and they last week they were writing people
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: up for public nudity.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: So just like keep your.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Head on a swivel or whatever, and then you just
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: like sprint it out into a wave, like didn't even
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: try and jump over the way it got blasted by.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: It was it like all dudes for the most part.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not surprising.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: A couple of young women were sunning their pussies, but
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: they were for the most part, it was it was dudes,
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: just dudes with their dicks out, and like it was
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: like on the edge of a forest and you could
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: kind of hear like like some thumping, like pace music
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: going on in the forest. And I think that if
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: you really wanted to get into the nudest lifestyle and
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: enjoy Hawaiian style luau where you're the pig on the spit,
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: you could kind of go back into the forest and
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: it was like and they're fucking You could just kind
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: of hear people's yeah, pretty good.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: Beatbox, bro, thank you put some cats and put some cats,
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: like a young Roze. I know. I like to pride
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: myself in my beatbox abilities. Did you do barbershop quartet
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: but your first year of college? I did? Yeah? You
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: were just in the string courtet or not? What do
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: they call those the fucking uh oh an a cappella group.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: There's a scene in Workaholics we were watching the other
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: day and uh, they're like beatboxing in the kitchen of
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: the office and Anders, this is so fucking funny. He's like,
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: can you feel it, daddy? Can you feel it? Daddy?
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: It's funny, so good.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: I can't believe those dudes just fucking crank. That show
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: out right out of college got picked up by Comedy Central,
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: and it was like fucking perfect.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: It like it like failed pretty hard, though, didn't it
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: Like it got canceled and then they and then it
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: like they put it on Netflix and then it like
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: exploded when it was on Netflix. I feel like I
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: remember watching, Unless I could just be completely wrong. I
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: think it was coming out. I think they did like
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: eight seasons. I thought it. Yeah, but it got rebooted.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: Oh really, he definitely got rebooted. At one point I.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Remember enjoying it immediately.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, me too. It just read the first the first
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: four seasons are the best seasons.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Dude, They're just it's just so appropriately funny.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: It was in the same stage in my life of
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: like trying to get a job. I was dishwashing in
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: slavery and it was just it was bad.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: It's a hysterical show. We were actually me and my
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: roommates were watching that the other night, busting up laughing.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah big time.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: You guys clutch each other when you laugh.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we're all grabbing each other's thighs.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: I I just drived for that level of laughter.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: I've never laughed and had to grab on to someone.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: I don't understand why people do that.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: I was watching Real Housewives last night. Yeah, and these
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Real housewives, these women are fifty five, like fifty year
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: old white ladies, and they grab each other and hug
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: each other, like tackle each other.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: It's it's a female trade.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: No, I think that young black dudes love to do it,
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: grab each other and laugh.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: Maybe I've never been grabbed and laughed at by a man.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: We gotta try it. It just feels that like laughing
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: and someone like grabs your arm and like squeezes it.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: I'm like, what are you doing? Because it takes me
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: out of my moment of I know, give me some space.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: It takes me out of my moment. What the fuck?
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Don't fucking touch me.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: This is my personal space, is my personal bubble.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: You don't get inside this. I don't get inside yours.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: I don't like people touching me. I don't like when
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: people walk too close to me. There it's a pet
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: peep of mine.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Damn, how do you that's why you hate New York.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: There's always someone inside your bubble.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: New York sucks in like Manhattan sucks. I really need you.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: To be specific whenever you say that, because it's like
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: there's a.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: There's I'm turning into. I'm turning into de Niro and
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: taxi driver?
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Literally, what what was I've only started a taxi driver
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: started like seven times too.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know what happens at the end, but I've
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: never finished it. What I've actually I've lived. I've literally
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: started it like seven times. It is a slow movie, but.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: It's always like a great to start watching it.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're like, oh, this movie is really good, and
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: it's always like I love this movie, and you never
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: I've never seen the ending. I know he kills a
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: bunch of people, and like he he just watches a girl.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: He's just watching a girl. Yeah, it's actually there's a
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: there's a movie about a priest something with a or
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: maybe not a priest, a pastor. He's like a it's
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: called like Sins of Our Fathers. No, it's an a
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: twenty four movie. Let me look this up. My buddy
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: called me. Let's get him on the phone.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Let's get his enslaving ass on the phone. Look at
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: his kool aid drinking ass on the phone.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: He's not ann answer.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: He had his two minute break. I know, probably like
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: climb down into a toilet to call you.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: All right, I don't want to. I don't want to
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: drag out this show. It's just me just attempting to
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: make calls. I like it. I like a little phone. Yeah,
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: basically the movie. There's this movie in a twenty four movie,
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: and it's like, what is a twenty four? You don't
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: know what a twenty four is? No, there's no way
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: you can tell me you don't know what a twenty
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: four is. I'm being vulnerable with you.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: I know you know what it is. I don't know
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: what you do. I'll look it at myself.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: The movie production company James Franco's company. Oh, dope predator
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: James Franco.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: I was about to say, isn't James Franco didn't he
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: get the U.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: He got the app the big sick. As far as
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: his career, yeah, he got acts hard Seth Rogan came
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: out and said he's never gonna work with James Franco again.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: He did. Yeah, he really said that. Yeah, Rogan, just
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: cook you moster laughed over it.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, damn, dude, that's fucking devastating.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: But it is. But also it's not very surprising, is
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: he though. I don't know.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I assume so I haven't been it. Maybe I'm just
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: catching his old classics.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there are a lot of old classics.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: But they still play Baby Driver all the time. Baby
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Driver's always.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: On every fucking channel. Oh he's in baby I've never seen. No.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: No, Kevin Spacey's in Baby Driver.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Well he was gay.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: And that's why he got canceled.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: No, he got he didn't get canceled because he was gay.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: Oh that was a get out of a free cards.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: They were like, you've been fucking children and he's like,
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: well I'm gay.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I didn't realize. I am so sorry.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: I should have been more sensitive to that.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: That's like Cuomo, I'm not a predator, I'm Italian. Or
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: I'm not a pervert, I'm Italian.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Legendary honestly is that's a legendary move.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: We're picking him up at barstool. He's going to podcast
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: here soon. Yeah, salute to Cuomo. He's gonna be sliding
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: in on uh he's doing. He's hopping in third chair on.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: Call me Poppy, call him Poppy and allow me to
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: be Frank.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: He's gonna be him Frank Attanny just ranting about the Mets,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: these fucking Mets.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: He's not actually going to be on the camera that
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: he's going to be like a producer third chair.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Well, he's just trying to get back on his feet
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: for this one year. I mean a year is so long.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: They even might send him out to the Chicago officecause
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: I need a second camera guy out there. Just Cuomo
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: behind the scenes with Danny Conrad. Imagine Phil Minetti Cuomo
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: editing stool scenes, the comment section just killing him. Stool
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: scene sucks his Cuomo too.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Cuomo's what happened to this fucking company.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: But people loved him. There was like a chance he
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: was gonna run for fucking president.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: The Trevor Noah video where he's like I am and
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: He's like a lot of people have been saying that
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: they love Cuomo. I am one of them. I'm actually
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: in love with Cuomo.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: He said that early on in the in the game.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: Like, no matter what the politician is, that will never
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: be a funny joke that you're in love with them,
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: that you're in love with a politician. Yeah.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: I think that there was a video that, like it
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: was one of the early viral videos on all of YouTube,
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: a song called I'm in Love with Obama and it's
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: just like a woman singing that she's in love with
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Obama and it did numbers.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: But well, what's the joke. Yeah, it just I don't
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: really understand the idea being like obsessed with a politician. Yeah,
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: it's just that's some lame shit, some suckerish moves. You
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: should be obsessed with podcasters.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: And not suckling at the fucking dick of Uncle Sam. Like,
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: we're very transparent with what we're trying to do numbies.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: We're trying to fucking rack up numbies. They're acting like
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: they want to change the world and be revolutionary when
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: all the end of the day they want number the
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: other day, that's all anyone wants. They want numbies in
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: the booth, and they can't. They have to lie about
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: so much shit and pretend to care about so much
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: shit when all they want is numbies.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: I know, like the vaccine. They got to pretend to
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: care about that. That bullshit that pulls Chad Hanks is God.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: It came out as extremely anti VACS. Salute. It is hilarious.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Salute to him. He definitely has the fact that we
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: don't have.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: He's like in the red he said in his video.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: He was like, there's more facts that aliens are real
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: in this vaccine is healthy. He is just like he's
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: unintentionally one of the funniest people on earth and he's
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: getting better. Oh yeah.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: One of his best moves was giving away ninety thousand
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: dollars or no, no, posing with ninety thousand dollars.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: She didn't get it away. He doesn't have money to
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: give away. He's on he's on fucking he's on life support.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: He's he's on the Instagram dms begging people for money, but.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Just had ninety thousand dollars. Is just a hilarious amount
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: or have one hundred? Can we play a video or
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: is it gonna get Oh yeah, we can play video.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll commentate over it. We'll do a little
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: light commentary over it.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: You guys, real simple, Okay. His voice is so deep,
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: just like you have the.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: Right to be mad at me because I said I'm
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: not going to get the vaccine.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: That can't believe.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: I have the right to get that ship.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: You know I wanted to, but you know said it's good. Okay,
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: it doesn't need to be tampered with.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: It said is good.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Okay, let's be real.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: I hope just to teach of a lessons that he dies.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: Would he use a shampoo that's not FDA approved, But
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: you're willing to get some experimental government injection?
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: There's more evidence for UFOs being real in that vaccine
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: being healthy for you, just saying, uh, if the aliens
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: are out there ready for you to come get me,
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: let's get the.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, he definitely grabs other people's arms when
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: he laughs.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: There's no doubt in my mind that he grabs you. Crazy.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: He's crazy the.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Way he editorializes, And I'm not really wanting to suckle
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: at the teet of Johnson and Johnson like I don't
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: need it, but his logic is hilarious.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: I know just to.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Jump to jump into aliens and just be like and
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: I want to get out of here.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: This all started because he was need Instagram story and
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: he was like I was. He's like, man, I'm so
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: sick of these masks. He's like, I was just at
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: I was at this restaurant and I had my net,
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: I had my mask and it slipped down in my
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: nose and lady's like, well, put mask peck on. He's like, oh,
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I didn't know. And then it happened again
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: and she's like, we'll put your mask back on. And
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: then she was like, are you vaccinated? And he was like, yeah,
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: I'm vaccinated. And then he turns to him and he's like.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Nah, what an absolute psychopath.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: It's like, you can't be complaining about having to wear
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: the mask. And then he's lying about being vaccinated.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: And then the lady was like, get the fuck out
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: of here. She kicked him the fuck out of there.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: What a fucking nut. But he's just a gift that
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: keeps on giving, Like is he is? I love the
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: people that just shamelessly Uh, like he was in the
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: what was the movie or what was the show?
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: Grip your Enthusiasm?
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: No, the fucking more recent one about New Orleans that
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: fucking Walter White is in Better call Saul. No, it
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: was the fucking other one. The guy who played Walter White,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: who fucking knows, but he was just he gets acting jobs.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's in a he's in a clip with Uh,
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: he's in an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. You've seen
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: that clip.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Yes, so funny and just to put the fact that
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: people just hiring him like they really don't give a
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: fuck about any of that stuff.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: No, no, I mean believe in just look like he's
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: not a bad actor.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: No, And his voice is nice. He's got a nice
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: deep voice.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's just like a little crazy, but like so
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: is I mean all.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Good actors, Yeah, most good actors. Did you see that
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: story in Germany that this uh, the anti vax nurse
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: who was uh she gave eighty six hundred people a
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: saline solution instead.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: Of the effect. I did see that. That's crazy. She's
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: gonna get like the death penalty for that.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: That it's just so psycho.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just that's crazy. Just had a different job.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just taking it all into your own hand. Yeah,
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: like you're just gonna she individually wants to take down
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: the system. Yeah, she knows what she believes and you
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: die from that. I don't think it's from a saline solution.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: But at the same time, like who the fuck knows.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it would be hilarious if she was just in
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: Jackie people with like steroids, there's a it would be great.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: Everyone's just walking around Jack as fucked and they have
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: no idea, just.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Like jack didn't fucking have such a COVID, Like I
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: have farcinations.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: I don't tell them they're they're rage roiding. They're roid raging,
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: they're furious age roiding. I mean, that's a good way
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: to make people think that the vax doesn't do anything.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: I know, give them an empty vax. Yeah, just the
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: BACS that has fucking nothing in why, Like, it's such
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: a crazy thing to do, Like literally that that's one
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: of the most That was one of the most insane
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: stories I've ever seen.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it has people going, it has people going. Absolutely, Yes,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: I like it though, I enjoy it.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: It makes me happy and whatever company employs her done.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: You think just the whole company, dude, that they have
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: eighty six or well it was eight thousand, right, so yeah,
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: yeah they have eight thousand. Six hundred people would sue
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: the company right now.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: But that's like a class action. I feel like all
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: types of companies have had massive class action. Like when
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Goodyear gets they're tied good You're done, or they might
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: be done.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Honestly, I don't know. Just I feel like, if you
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: got injected with something that you did not want to
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: get injected with, we'll get it paid. Yeah, you're getting
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: paid big.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a seven figure payoff. But think about
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Johnson and Johnson just had to recall all those sunscreens
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: that are giving everybody cancer or some shit like that.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: They're making something in that, Like is that gonna take
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: down all of Johnson and Johnson? Where they just so
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: fucking powerful that they'll be able to fight back against it.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: I assume they're so powerful, but fucking corporate. I gotta
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: start a corporation right now. I'm kicking myself every day
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: not having a corporation. It'd be so fucking.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: Sweet, a full do whatever you want and.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Just have like just come up with a whole new,
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: different idea and just be like, oh, do this, do this,
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Like Bezos is not doing that much shit, like anybody
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: that runs a huge corporation, the fucking Walton family, They're
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: enjoying luxury, They're not making decisions throughout the day. Running
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: a corporation sounds so fucking sweet.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah it does. But also everyone a lot of people
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: hate you. You just have to be able. You've got
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: a lot of haters. You have to stomach that shit.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: Or Heroin.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Try Heroin, Yeah, like a to Biden situation. Just crush
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Heroin and prostitutes.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there was what came out about him yesterday. Something
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: he was like a video of him with a hooker
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: or something.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was with the prostitute telling her that Russia
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: stole another one of his laptops.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: That's hilarious. It's just funny because like no one seems
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: to really care. And did you see the ship about him?
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: Like he was like he was like basically like texts
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: about him like trafficking humans.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: He was yeah, damn, I mean he just messaged with prostitute,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: so I mean you're kind of in that world.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: He was like talking about like someone like the caption
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: was it was like a New York Post article and
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: the caption was something completely unrelated to the text messages. Oh,
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: he called like an Asian person yellow and they had
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: that as the as the caption for the post, and
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: then he read the texts. It was literally a conversation
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: about like selling humans. What the fuck? But what was he? Uh?
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they did I want like oh, like no, not her,
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: but like someone like that, no Asian or something like that.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Ye said something fucking crazy.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And it was like clearly New York Post didn't
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: want to like accuse him, like falsely accused him of
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: like being involved in some sort of sex trafficking ring.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: But do you think they they did they did what
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: they did. Do you think they knew what they were doing?
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Do you think that crazy stuff is actually happening in
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: his life or he's just like when someone loses their
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: phone and they accuse someone of stealing it.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: It's like, oh, dude, someone stole my phone in the
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: couch with I'm assuming Biden probably does not trust Hunter
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: Biden with anything, So I'm assuming like even if they
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: steal his laptop, they're not getting too much.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: He's Tommy Boy in Black sheep, and they're not giving
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: him any actual secrets or anything.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: I'm assuming Joe Biden probably hasn't talked to his son
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: in months. There's probably like someone else who's pretending to
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: be Joe Biden sending the text to Hunter Biden.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Just like someone who has the he can just pretend
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: to be Senile as Yeah, just the equally crazy asshole person.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: Just be like Dad's fucking crazy.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or maybe he's just acting crazy at all times
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: so he doesn't have to talk to us son.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: He probably told Joe Biden that Hunter Biden died six
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: years ago. He just has no idea.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: He doesn't know how to log on the Twitter and
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: read the fucking the post, whatever post is saying about
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: whatever prostitute. Yeah, they might both think the other one
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: is dead. Probably they would just run into each other
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: at a whorehouse.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Sometimes. Joe's logic always still thinks that Trump's president. He's
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: probably leading the they stole the election. Like he's probably
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: a big Trump guy. I mean, it makes sense, you
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: got to be if your if your dad's going up
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: against you, don't root for your dad. Can't root for
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: your dad not in the election, because because you know
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: that you know your dad's true colors. He obviously hates
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: his dad too.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: With all this self like, he wouldn't be knees deep
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: in hookers if he loved his if he had a
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: loving relationship with his father.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: He's always doing like drug hard drugs too. Something's going on,
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: something's wrong, yeah, his dad, And we're going to dive
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: deeper into that in future episodes.
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• 37:00
  Speaker 3: You know who lives in Buffalo? Keem Star shut up?
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: We should link up. Oh, the actual King of New York.
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  Speaker 3: We weren't they fucking talking about him? But he's the It
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  Speaker 3: York City. He's the King of New York. No, he said,
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  Speaker 3: there is no King of New York. He's lying. He
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  Speaker 3: was on BFFs yesterday and they were talking about it.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: They were talking about you. Yeah, what did they say?
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Did you wind up listening to it?
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah it was nothing. He didn't even he didn't even
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: remember it happened.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like he's just he he flies off the fucking mouth.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a he's a he's a real life troll.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: Like he's like a professional troll. No, he lives under
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: a bridge. And I felt victim to the trolling. One
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: time posted some shit and he was like, if you
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: have anxiety, just stop or something like that, and I
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: got like pissed you rage tweeted back. I was like,
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: this is disgusting behavior.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: It's an affliction.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: And then I didn't realize it was like, oh, this
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: is Keem Star.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: You really didn't know that it was him specifically, or.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: Like I didn't know what his thing was, and it's
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: like being an asshole online triggered.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: I feel like you're a pretty untriggerable guy.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: Depends on depends on the time in my life. Yeah,
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: I don't get triggered online any well, I do, but
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: I don't like tweet about it.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: What was going on in your life or like, what
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: periods do you go through in life that makes you
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: more triggerable? What makes you trigger happy? What makes you
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: gives you an itchy trigger finger?
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know. It's like, if you're having a bad day,
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: you log onto Twitter see something you don't like, almost instantly.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: It's been good days for you though recently. Yeah, you've
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: had a lot of good days recently, have I I
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: don't know. I feel like you have success after success,
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: you're trying new things. You're in like a creative blossoming phase.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I guess so, I mean, I yeah,
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: I think my only complaint is just New York City.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: I don't want to be in New York City anymore.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: Just period, permanently shut the fuck up. Yeah, period, period.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: I do not want to be here at all.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Can make fun of me, dude, Shit is fucking serious, bro,
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: trying to get you.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: To open up about your feelings.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Would you want to move somewhere close to here or
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: far far away, far far far away. You're a California guy.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: No, No, I want to go back to Chicago at
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: some point, and I want to, Yeah, work in the
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: Chicago office, I know I want to.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Would you actually?
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: One breaking news alert if there's anybody in Chicago at
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: barstool that has a desk for assass in the office
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: he's looking to move back.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Or maybe you could manage this year's towers it
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: run social account, social media manager for this years.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be fucking sick.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: Aren't about it? Not a bad idea?
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: The Hancock or the River or the Bean, like, there
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: has to be multiple things you could be taken care
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: about Chicago.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: The Bean is disgusting. Why do you like Chicago more
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: than New York Because it's a lot more manageable, it's
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: more spread out, not as much disgustingness everywhere.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: That's why you just need to try Brooklyn Broke.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: I know, I know I would like Brooklyn more. So
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: why not try it? Because I have a lease. And
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: when you're done with your lease in like six months,
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: four months, four months, four months, you should just start
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: looking now, I know, I know, I know, start looking
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: so you can start living in the future, you know
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: what I mean, You start anticipating the next thing that
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: you're gonna be doing. You're out, you're by the water,
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: suddenly you're you have a jet ski, you have a
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: boat slip? Is Donnie? I guess we should we even
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: talk about that? Yeah, we might as well. Is Donnie
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: swimming across the river today or now? I don't think
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: he is.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: I don't think he is either. I think I think
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: he bitched out. He said he can't go hippo mode anymore. Yeah,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: he lost his ability to.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: He probably didn't want to swim, He probably didn't want
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: to pay that fine. But still you should.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, if you're just about it, it's content, it
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: will be it. It would be probably it would make
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: the news.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah maybe, I mean I don't think he would. I
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: think he would end up being kind of boring though,
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: I thought, I don't even care about the content. I
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: just wanted to see him do it, and I thought
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: it'd be fun if like fans came and watched him
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: do it too.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Or like if he drowned or if they had to
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: rescue him.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it would be hilarious.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: It would be hilarious. Or if he gets swept down
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: the river.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it would have been fun to watch. I was excited,
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: but I get why he's not doing it. Who do
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: you think is.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Most likely to die? Of the people, you know, a barstool,
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: probably chef Donnie because he's got that show Die Trying.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that is that is pretty gnarly. I mean the
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: the bus, the bus race one didn't seem like he
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: was like very much chance of him dying. I don't
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: know what he's going to do in the future. The
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: skydiving shit, it's like, I don't think people die skydiving
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: a lot, do they?
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Sky is in the in the name sky diving, bro,
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: you do it long enough, that's true. It's named after death.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: You know. You got to like how many jumps do
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: you have to do to get to be able to
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: jump alone? I think it's like twenty five or something.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: It is some crazy number. Yeah, but uh yeah, I
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: mean him yeah, or like I don't know someone that's
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: the other thing. Crazy thing. Have you got a heavy
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: office so a lot of health problems just circling around
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: this place.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, it's just a sedentary office. Yeah, people are
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: just sitting around all the fucking time. I know, you
• 41:58
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• 41:59
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• 42:03
  Speaker 3: Now I wanted to try and figure some shit out
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: with that. I have a video that I want to
• 42:06
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• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Cleanest way to get the best way to get a
• 42:13
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• 42:16
  Speaker 3: Reviewing dish, reviewing dishes, reviewing dish detergents. Yeah, eating the
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: rapers shine off of this one, but the casket does
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: kind of wear down the uh the finish.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: The luster of the plate is as sparkly as once
• 42:31
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• 42:34
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  Speaker 3: We're going a great plug.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Yes, shout out soap shout out all the soap companies. Honestly,
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know why these door companies didn't want to
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: sponsor us.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: I got so many people reaching out yours. I don't
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: even remember talking about it. I do remember being like, okay,
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: let's move on.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you dissociated from the doors, like you didn't think
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: that the doors there was any fruit to the door.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: There's people loved the door talk. People loved it. Yeah.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: All my mentions were people being like, dude, this door
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: is ten million dollars, right, dumb ass ten My dad
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: hand makes doors.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: No, the one person said it was ten million for
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: eight doors or some shit like that, or it was
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: like or some obscene amount of fucking money. Their doors
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: are so expensive. If people are spending that much on doors,
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: sponsor the fucking pod.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: I mean it makes sense. There's doors that are like
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: massive but going somewhere in the open, like even like
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: the Apple Store. You go to the Apple Store, the
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: door is like one hundred feet tall.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: Because they have to survive like uh, riots and everything
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: like that. People put in concrete blocks through the final windows.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: People throwing bricks at the Apple Store. But yeah, doors
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: are fucking No one ever think we take doors, so.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: Fucking for granted now people trying to give us free
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: doors and shit like that. Me and uh Me and
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: Ohen watched Transformers the other night. Sick, good ass movie
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: because of Fox. You were just thinking about Megan Fox
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: a MGC ship. Yeah, yeah, we we we watched it.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: I'd seen it before. I think I don only seen
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: it once. First of all, hilarious movie from what perspective,
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: from like intentionally, not in an ironic way at all.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: It is a very funny movie. I believe that I
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: was crying laughing at like or not crying. I was
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: cracking up hard at a lot of at a lot
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: of you're grabbing. I was grabbing thighs.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: He just had one fingerprint on.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: I was grabbing all the thighs around me. I was like,
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: this is funny. Squeezing the fuck out of Pece is funny.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: Let me get a squeeze of you.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: What were who was cracking the most jokes?
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: Lea buff La buff His parents were funny in it.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: Optimist Prime is a funny motherfucker yo.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Optimist Prime is like, uh that was like an early
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: two thousand. It's like freestyle buzzword. Yeah, you were a
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: freestyle wrapping. You were like top of the line optimist Prime.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: He's a badass, Yeah he is.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: I didn't really like how the second one became a
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: very it was very heavy, like military pre motion. Basically
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: the autobots became pigs. All the autobots became a filthy
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: bastard pigs.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: All autobots are bastards.
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they were like they were like working with the
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: government constantly. It was like, Bro, this is not what
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: we were fighting for. This is it just completely got lost.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: I need them to reboot Transformers, and that would be
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: a fight against capitalism.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: I think that's what Avatar was made as a response
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: to Transformers. Yeah, you have to get off this planet
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: where all these all these machines are getting linking up
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: to get back in touch with nature, like our tails
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: into the trees and ship like that.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: You should have been like that. There should have been
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: Optimus Prime and Times Square just ripping down billboards and
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: pissing on corporation. Yeah, fucking fi all fucking Jeff Bezos,
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: this massive robot.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Cock filing class action suits against Johnson and Johnson half
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: of all the people who wore the wrong sunscreen.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: You know what I else seeing about that movie is
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: why do they die? They're robots? Yeah, that's bullshit too.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: Fix them.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: They can't just get plugged back in, recharge.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: Them, especially when they had the government on their side.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: It's like didn't make sense. I guess maybe they have
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: brains you don't know about it.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Turn them off and then turn them back.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: On right now, right throw them in rice.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, Optimist Prime got wet. That's the one thing he
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: can't do that should.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: Be the And also I love Optimists Prime, but he
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: kind of is like a bitch, Like he never wins
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: a fight. He's constantly just getting thrown around by the Decepticons,
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: just sparks flying all over the place. Yeah, he never
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: like there's like he got bailed out in the first
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: one by the humans and then the second one he dies.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: He dies, he dies, and they bring him back to life.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: What uh?
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: What's Vultron? Is that them all put together?
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: Myron? Remember Voltron? Voltron might be on the Decepticons one.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's like when all the Decepticon I never understood
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: why they didn't just go into Voltron all together.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: There's a Decepticons one in the second one where they
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: like a bunch of Decepticons like come together and create
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: this like monster of a Decepticon, like similar to Power Rangers.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: You is that what Voltron is from?
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: You know, want Power Rangers when they all assemble.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Yes, Voltron legendary defender Power Rangers assemble.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: So is Vultron its own ship.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: But the fact that they were that there were so
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: many shows about people just coming together and making like
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: a big ass machine. I know it was a big ass.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: It was a big unity to look at.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: Us now is years ahead of of what it should be.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: We're doomed. There's robots that it's gonna be funny when
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: these microphones come back at us. Oh tell us.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, I've talked about it a million times, but
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: the uh have you the show's Robot Wars. It's gonna
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: be like dog fighting. It's gonna be like Michael Vick
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: when you put two robots in a pen and make
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: them try and fight one another with It.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: Will be very fun to watch. It'll be like real
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: life Transformers.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: They have that though, they have the Robot Wars where
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: they put two robots into it in the middle of
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: a h the middle of a pin, a pen and
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: they just have like saws and they try and destroy
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: the other robot.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: I've never seen that. That's a real thing.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Yes, they set these robots on each other. It was
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: like ESPN too.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: You ever play Oh, what's it called? What is the game?
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: They skip it with the plastic robots and you like
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: hungry hungry hippos similar to that, and you hit them
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: and whoever loses the head pops up.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Oh oh, sock and boppers.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: Sock them, bop them, sock them, bop them. Yeah, yeah,
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: the funnest fuck yeah, rock them bops my body. Who
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: I'm going to visit this weekend in Wyoming. He had
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: those when we were younger, and he and we would
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: play at them all time. And then one day I
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: went over to his house and he ripped the heads
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: off of them.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? What kind of kid from toy story ship?
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: Was he going? Now?
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Where's parents getting divorced?
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: Or what? Maybe to be it? Parents were fighting a lot?
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: He labeled a mom and dad and just ripped the
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: Headsall how do you like him? Mom? Rock them and
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: robots are like a therapy tool. Yeah, they definitely are.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: They had me doing that at therapy and they had
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: day they had me set up Dave Portnoy as one
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: of them. I was the other guy. How do you
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: like that? Do you like that? Dave? That'll teach you?
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: Why don't you care for me? Check in with me
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: more often? Why don't you follow me on Twitter? Does
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: he not no what? On any account? On no account?
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: I thought that he just said that on his podcast
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: that you were funnier. Do you think I'm a TikToker?
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: Bro?
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: You don't even have that bullshit? I don't even have
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: the app?
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: Is dumb ass, bro. You literally don't even go on TikTok.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: That's not your main thing at all.
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: Now Twitter, you're a Twitter guy on Twitter guy, and
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: so you were at one point. Come on, man, too soon,
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: I'm still on fresh Room. Freshman, You'll get it back.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: I have my old account is called Roan.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: We actually might have to ads this early because you
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: have a meeting with Jack thinking about how we can improve.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: Oh my forgot. How can I be a better person
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: on Twitter? What can I do? Because I've been eating
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: two meals a week? Do you think I should just
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: get down to one meal a week? I'm constantly high
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: on psychedelics? Is that constant is wrong? I'm micro does
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: throughout the day, every every single day, and I'm I'm
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: anxious constantly. I'm seeing I'm delusional, and I'm seeing six
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: of you right now. But I do everything on Square
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: or What's what's the other app?
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: He has?
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: Square? What's he has? Someone? Vine Vine? Fucking miss vine Bro.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: That was the peak of comedy.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Don't even bring up vine Bro. Vine was hilarious. Bro,
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: I can't even do that shit anymore though.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: Now fucking cancel culture.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Got Vine can't even make jokes anymore? Bro is us
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: and Jenna Marbles crushing ship on vine Man. We need
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: to link up with Jenna Marbles Alex Cooper and just
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: find out how to get out of this hell hole?
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: Day didn't Jenna Marbles uh quit YouTube? I think she did.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: But she's really she's kind of like the She's like
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: the Harriet Tubman of uh.
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: She's like one of the biggest YouTubers ever. Yeah.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm saying that Harrietubman in that she's like
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: building a railroad of people to get out of barstool.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: She's like teaching people how to escape from barstool.
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: It's like first Alex Cooper and then Oday.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking everybody, man, all the people are fucking just
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: trickling out of here.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: One by one, and they're just following. Well, I'm gonna
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: buy it. One day. I'm gonna turn into SaaS stool,
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: That's what i mean. Talk that corporation ship. Bro, It's
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: gonna happen. Why not sooner the sooner than people think.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'm gonna get into like basic like iron, ore,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: like fucking precious medals, like gas, Like I'm like frack,
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: I'm definitely gonna be fracking.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: I actually bring a team with me when I go
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: to Wyoming. We're gonna suck those mountains dry of all
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: their resources.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Are you going to any national parks? Like what that
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: you can't steal shit from? You know, the national you
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: can't move a rock.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be stealing.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: No, stealing natural gas, they say you can't.
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: On every hike there's ship to be like, oh, stay
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: on this line, like walk this path because like this
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: is all blah blah blah, And you know I'm up
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: there just torch and shit, lighting shit.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: On fire, stealing limestone, yeah, stealing precious metals out of being.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: Into the digging into the gravel, trying to get some oil.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Stepping on grass, that's never been bent in its entire life,
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: completely preserved nature that no human being has ever laid
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: foot on.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: I'm up on the mountain and I look out and say,
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: you know what, we look it up here a nice
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: Amazon warehouse. Let's tear this thing down.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: A fat highway into an Amazon where maybe a Walmart
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: on one side and Amazon warehouse on the other. Yes,
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: and maybe a wayfair factory fucking smack dab oh yeah.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: Just a way to traffic. Children.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Wow, you're getting some corporate some nice corporate shit.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: What is the what is like the super controversial clothing
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: thing like fast clothing? What is it called fast fashion?
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: Fast fashion? Some kind of fashion nova? Yeah, fast fashion.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: I want to open up a fast fashion factory. Yeah,
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: because there's an age limit. You can can't work there
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: if you're over thirteen. Children only. And there's gonna be
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: a train like an amtrak going straight from this from
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: all the local schools, straight to the straight to the mountain.
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: And do they get to go back to school or
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: they just get Oh no, they just go and set
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: up shop. Yeah, they set up shop. We'll teach them
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: there how to sew properly, how to make how to
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: make leggings.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how to make leggings that will make your ass
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: look absolutely incredible. Yeah, there's thirteen year old fucking sewing
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: by hands logos. Leggings are definitely all made by hand.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: There's very little doubt in my mind that are fucking
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: just the youth of Wuhan just fucking forging some some leggings. Yeah,
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: bad factory conditions, you got it. You got to tap that.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: That's untapped land out now you need to take I
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: mean there's just fields.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: I saw a map the.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: Other day of like all the counties in America that
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: are bigger than New Hampshire, and there's like fucking twelve
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: counties on their own that are just bigger than New Hampshire. Really,
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: let's slap a fucking corporation in there.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: New Hampshire is not that small, I know.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: And then there's these full counties there, all the way
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: bigger than we.
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: Need to get. Walmart's Amazon targets target well.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, Kmart used to be a big dog.
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: Is km Camart's not big anymore? Is one of the
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: worst places you can go.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: But how do you lose How do you lose out
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: when you're just shoveling shit into like everybody's like, you're
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: just giving people cheap, easy, bad stuff.
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: I went to Kmart. I had a Kmart right by
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: where I used to live in East Village, and like
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: when the riots and stuff, like when the election was
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: going on, they thought there was gonna be riots. Kmart
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: was the only place like near there that was boarded up.
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: And he was like, no one's going to Kmart. No
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: one's there's like a Goosey store next to the next
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: block over. It was right near Soho.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: They thought that people were gonna pass over the Ferragamo to.
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: Go fucking to go rob Kmart. They're not. They're not.
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: What are they gonna get? Like? What is?
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: Does kmart have turtlenecks, bananas.
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: Bananas, good snacks? Do they? I went there to get
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: a mirror. Is This was when I really started hating New York.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: They definitely have like a nineteen dollars full body mirror
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: that came or.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: They don't not even a nineteen It was like a
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: five dollars mirror and it was like a piece of plastic.
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: It was like it was like someone put tinfoil on.
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: You've got a handheld mirror, like beauty, like your Beauty
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: and the Beast. No, it was full body, but I
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: didn't buy it a five dollars full body bear. It
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: was not It was not a mirror. It was not
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: made out of whatever a mirror is made out.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Of, the fact that mirrors are even made out of
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: some like can't you just paint a piece of glass
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: and it becomes a.
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: Mirror if there's a certain type of pain.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: I think there is just paint that turns into mirrors.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: Probably, Yeah, it makes sense, is there. I know there's
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: like chalkboard type shit for that, or like white forward.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: We just don't appreciate how mirrors exist now, if we
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: don't at all.
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: When I really started hating New York when I first
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: moved into my old apartment and it was not furnished
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: at all, and there was a bunch of shit that
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: I needed that I thought would have been like I
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: didn't bring it because I was like, oh, I thought,
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: I think this is going to be easy to get
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: because like where I'm from, not even where I'm from,
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: like in Chicago too, you could there was like big
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: ass target warehouse or like bed bath and beyond shit
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: like that. Yes, you go to New York, you go
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: to Target, it's like a CVS. There's like one there's
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: like one little room you can get like candy and
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: like a turtleneck if you're there too. Dude.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: It's the same with Macy's. I went to a Macy's
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: in New York and there was just nothing in there. Yeah,
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: it looked like it had been like wiped out. But
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: I just don't think they ever had stock.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So I like wasn't aware of this at all.
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: So I'm like, I'm I didn't have any friends when
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: I moved here, and I'm like looking to play video
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: games with my friends from home and I have my PlayStation,
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: but I don't have a TV, and I'm looking to
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: buy a TV and like a chair at Target because
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: we didn't have any chairs in my apartment. Impossible. When
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: it's like seven different locations.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: You can't buy anything in New York. Now you have
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: to We're Dashiki's. Yeah, you can buy like you have
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: to order everything.
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: It's it's crazy. And I was like, oh my god,
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: I hate this so much. I was about to go
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: to Brooklyn to go to Waikiya, but then I was like,
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna get there and there's not gonna be anything there.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: Either they're not tell me I have to order it
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: to the store, and then I would have killed myself. Yeah,
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: I would have thrown myself off the bridge.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: As you're walking back from my kid with a dresser
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: in like a fucking long skinny box.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: And I had no idea how to take the train
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: at that point either, So I'm taking like seventy dollars
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: ubers from target to target.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: Terrible moving to the big city alone. That's spooky.
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: You're brave. Yeah, it wasn't that bad, it was.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: I can't be brave unless you try something hard.
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: I got over it.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: You can't be brave unless you do something you're scared of.
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: It's true. I wasn't scared to move here.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: It's kind of scared.
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: If I knew what it was like ahead of time,
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: I would have been more scared. You just wouldn't have
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: done it.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what did you think it was gonna be like?
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: I thought it was gonna be like Chicago. I was
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: gonna be like walking down to the lake every day,
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: flying cars. Yeah, you should just walk down to the river.
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: I do. When it's a shithole. Is there like even
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: a beach? No, that's why you gotta move the fucking
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: b I know, dude, have you ever gone to the
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: water in New York.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a beach in Dumbo.
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: You just go. I mean, not not in Brooklyn. I
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: mean I mean in Manhattan. Oh no, no, you don't
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: want to No, no, no. I went on a run
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: at my I knew it. It's like India. People are
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: just like peeing and also washing that they're closed. We
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: live pretty close to uh.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: Not that all of India is like that. There's lovely parts.
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: Of Yeah, there is Bombay, Bombaye. We live pretty close
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: to the water. I think it's the Hudson. Yeah, the
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: Hudson's on one of the sides. Well, what side's Brooklyn on?
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: That's the East River right correct? Yeah, so we live
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: pretty close to the Hudson and uh And when we
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: first moved in, I was like, all right, like this
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: isn't bad, Like we're nice close to the farm right
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: by the water. I was like, we're nice and close
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: to the water, like this should be nice. And I
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: was like, I'm gonna go for a run. And I
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: go for a run and literally our entire strip where
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: the water is is a dump. I swear I'm running
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: and I'm I'm it broke me. Oh running and I'm
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: smelling just the worst smells the entire time.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, How did they just have a dump
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: right in the middle of New York.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: I don't know, and like right near the water. They
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: probably just file all that shit straight into the Hudson.
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: You're definitely getting the worst ship to du It was
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: the worst, worst. And I'm like, I used to go to
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: the dump with my dad when I was younger, Like,
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: I've never been like, what what do you guys have
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: a dump for? You're from not a No, I mean
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: there is a dump. You don't like go to it
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: with your dad? Well, we would go. When we bring
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: the trash.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you're like picking No.
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: No, no, I.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Thought that you dare climbing the mile the biggest mountain.
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: No, it's like a drop off.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: Trying to get like a sofa. No, my dad went
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: to the dump.
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: No, my dad would make me go to the dump
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: with him, take advantage fashion.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: We were thrown out a lot of good a lot
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: of good cardigans.
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: We would go and we would drop off the trash
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: and I would never have a problem, Like it was
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: obviously it's smelt bad, but it wasn't like this was
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: like I was like on the verge of throwing up
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: it smelt so bad and I'm running at the same time.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: How come you guys didn't have like a trash a
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: trash man at home?
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, why didn't someone come and pick up your trash?
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: We just didn't. Really, I don't think I think it's
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: not I think where I'm from, it's pretty common to
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: just go to the dump.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, that's that's weird to me that when we moved.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: When we moved, we had a we got a trash
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: like a trash service where people would come into our
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: house and empty out all the trash cans and ship.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: Huh was it? Uh? I'm getting.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's that's also as equally unbelievable as
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: you having to go to the.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: Dump really, like what kind I have such a strong
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: memory of what kind of car was that? Being like
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: we got to go to the dump.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: Your dad was probably illegally dumping ship.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: No, probably I would help you up all the trash
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: and then we go to the dump and there'd be
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: a big pit and we would have to like but
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: you put it in the back seat of your like
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: an suv. What if the trash leagues. It doesn't because
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: you double bag it, because we had to use these
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: blue bags that the government made you, the town made
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: you buy, or else you weren't allowed to throw your
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: bags in.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Is this ship normal? I don't know.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: I thought it was normal or is this just a
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: cultural experience I didn't have? Like greening out that was.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: Some of the biggest Everyone was like greening out. You
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: don't know what greening out is, Bro, that's because you're
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: smoking mids. Now that's funny. Well, were you smoking hippo
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: kippo campus hippie crippler, hippia crippler, the hippie crippler.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, this is medicine. You should be good.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, hippie crippler.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: The hippie crippler has the should always has some fucking
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: gnarly assed names does.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: But it ain't mid, Bro. Pineapple Express was the first
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: shit I ever choked on.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: I ain't fucking greening out off. No fucking Pineapple Express, Bro.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: Even if I smoked the cross joint.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: You're not getting the good stuff. We actually got the
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: stuff straight off of the set of Pineapple Express. Two
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: hundred dollars for a gram.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: It was the last time Franco and Rogan hang it,
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: hung out with each other.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: On it.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: That is, dude, a comedy duo, fucking fractured at the seams.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: I know, fucking studying at the knee of as. It's
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: gonna be us one day. Man, Yeah, you're gonna be Franco.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, how how are you?
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: How are you? Well, Well, we'll have to, uh, we'll
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: switch it up. It'll be like Franco and Jonah Hill
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: or no, excuse okay, excuse me. You'll be Rogan and
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: Jonah Hill, and I would be Jonah Hill because I'm
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: way beefier than you. I'm way beefier than your frail assa.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: What do you mean beefy? You know, Johnny Hill is
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: a little bigger than Seth Rogan, But are you talking
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: about good beef for bad beef? Well, just in every way,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: Like I'm more muscular and Jonah Hill.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: Is more muscular, You're the more beefed up with the
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: two bros. It's bulking season, dude. Last night, I fucking
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: cooked a filet mignon and then you ordered what you
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: ordered ten wings right after that.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: That's better you don't want that, Yeah I did. You
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: don't want that ship? Yes I did. Brother. We had
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: We didn't talk about my Uber story much on the act, did.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: We We didn't talk about it at all.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: Dude, I had a devastating night the other night with
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: Uber eats. I never I love wings. Actually that now
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: that you said that, I am hungry and I want
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: to go get some wings after this? Yes, brother, I never.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: I never order wings. I never get wings, but I
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: love wings.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: Why don't you order them?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: Just like one of those suits? I don't order a lot.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: I try, and when I order food, I try and
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: get healthy food, and I do most of the time
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: because I word food too much more than I should.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: And uh. And I ordered wings and I got a
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: notification that said, like, your order may arrive soon. We
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: was supposed to get here, It was supposed to get
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: theret eight twenty those bastards. Three hours go by, and
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: I am like the most hungry I've ever been, to
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: the point where like I'm like, you know, when you
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: get hungry, when you're like you think you're think you
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: might throw up because you're so hungry.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: Yes, I know exactly what you're talking about. And why
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: does that happen.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know why body so hungry. I'm like, majittery.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't know what to do. It's pouring out.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: I was gonna just get food. It's pouring outside. Damn.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: Oh that I remember that night. That was a bad
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: night when it started feeling like that torrential. It was
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: coming down in fucking sheets.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: So like, no one's delivering food, and I'm calling the
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: restaurant and I'm like, what's going on, Like, what can
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: I get the food? I'm hungry, I'm starving. I need this,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: and I eventually I ordered Shakeshack Burger gets there and
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: I was saying good things about Shakeshack, and I have
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: no doubt about I bet the burger was good, but
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: I was so hungry to the point that I could
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: it was making me want to throw up more eating it,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: by eating, by eating it was making me like I
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: was so nauseous, and I'm like stuffing this burger down,
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, I'm this the most like intense food
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: experience I've ever had. So the wings never came. The
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: wings never came. No. So then I get a text
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: at around eleven o'clock and they say.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: You're gonna actually have to wash the dishes for these wings.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: Now they say, Hi, this is door dash connecting you,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: and I didn't order it from door dash, so I
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: don't know why I don't have a door dash account.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: If never I use DoorDash. Hi, this is DoorDash connecting
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: you to your dasher for updates about your order. I'm
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: here with your order, and I said I'm not there
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: because I lied because I didn't want to go fucking
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: talk to this person because I was still I was
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: still coming off of with this anger. I didn't want
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: to take it out on the delivery driver, so I
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: knew I had nothing to do with that.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: What would you have said to him? You were afraid
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: of what you were going to do. You protected him
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: from you by saying that you were tecting him from
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: my wrath. What were you going to say to him?
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: It was going to be a storm of fists, but
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: it was a girl, so I was never going to
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: do that. You were going to beat up your woman
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: delivery driver. But I said, I'm not going to come
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: fast enough. Three hours, that's top, And it just kept
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: on saying it just it just continued to stay eight
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: twenty eight, twenty eight twenty, it's eleven thirty no wings,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, I'm literally rolling around. I'm so hungry
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: right now.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: It is funny, though, that that was during the snowstorm
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: or the rainstorm, like the most violent rain that I've
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: ever experienced in all of New York City, because the
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: guy was probably just like stuck under an underpass.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: He was eating those wings. Definitely. He was like, Oh,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's what hopp into.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: These exactly, because people were just waiting under underpasses, and
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: I saw people who were dry that forty five minutes
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: after the rain had started, like I think they would stop.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: Yes, the entity, did you you yesterday? It rained hard too,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: but to get back, so I said, I'm not there anymore.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: The order was supposed to be here three hours ago.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: You can just take it if you want it, and
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: if not, leave it out. I was gonna say, if not,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: just give it to a homeless person, but then I
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: was like, that's I think that's too much attitude.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: And I don't think that's attitude at all. I've said
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: that to people before, and I meant it earnestly.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: Yes, So I say, when you can take it or
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: feed it to the dogs, kidding. I said you could
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: take it or you could leave it outside, and then
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: they said, I'm sorry. Just know this isn't in my control.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: When you place an order and notify as many dashers near,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: and I guess I was the only one who accepted it.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: And it says that it was livered by eleven eleven fourteen,
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: And I was like, well, it says on me at
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: my end that I was livered by eleven, but I
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: was eight by eight twenty. And then I said, no worries,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: you can just have it. So did you get your
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: money back? No, I haven't done that yet. And you
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: didn't get anything free for it either. Nope, you just
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: have to advocate for yourself. I'm going to get the
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: money back. I know I'm gonna.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Just as a rule in life, like I think that
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: you just need to advocate for yourself. More like the
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: fact that this guy's making you wash dishes, the fact that.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: Well he's my best friend. No, no, that's my best
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: fucking friend, or no he's not. That's not a friend.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: If he's gonna make you wash dishes to hang out.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: With him, he's not. He's your boss. That's your direction.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not going to do wash the dishes,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: and then he's not gonna do anything about it. He's
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: the manager. I think he thinks like, we want to
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: do it because my other buddies they're not like rolling
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: around in money like I am.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: Well, why don't you bless them when with a hotel room.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: I don't have that kind of money for I don't
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: have any type of money. I have enough money to survive.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: Well, why don't you just survive with your boys?
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: I'm going to and I'm definitely I'll go and stand
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: at the dishes. I'm not touching a dish and I'm
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: definitely not getting it wet with some soap either sasas
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: as boys, I'm gonna be spit shining those dishes. Please
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: send me the picture when SaaS inevitably starts washing dishes.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: He's having an apron picture where he just has barbecue
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: sauce fucking all over his front as he's just scrubbing
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: brown rice off of these fucking I'm definitely gonna end
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: up doing dishes this week. That's so shitty. I can't
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: believe that that's happening.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: I would have came in and fucking with a sulky
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: attitude as well. If I found out that I had
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: to go back to like, uh just I mean again,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: nothing wrong with the bumfer that.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: This is because this is gonna come out after you've
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: washed the dish, washed the dishes. Yeah, it'll be I mean, well,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: the next episode, people will find that. Okay, we should
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: put out two next week for the people. Yeah, gave
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: an update.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: If they get us to twenty thousand on Instagram, we'll
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: put up two episodes twenty.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: Thousand, twenty thousand on Instagram. Twenty thousand.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: Is that such a big ass that we're gonna look
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: like jackasses when it doesn't happen.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: I would like to put out two episodes no matter what,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: because I think it'll be I think we will be
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: good to get back on track, like get back on
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: our schedule, especially if we go to Buffalo.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we should record another episode in Buffalo towards the
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: end of the week. And it might be a little
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: bit shoddier, like we might have to record it with
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: whoever we're with in Buffalo might have the exact same dimensions,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: but it'll be a bonus episode for you, mother.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: I think we'll I think it'll be good. I think
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: because they're well, I'm not going I don't want to
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: give away anything, give it away. This isn't well because
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: it's gonna be for great week, So they're gonna have
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: to record PMT. It's like recording PMT on fucking rinky
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: dink bullshit.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, as far as having a two camera
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: set up and everything, yeah we might beat on one camera.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, as long as we have a normal As long
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: as we have a real camera.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: That's all the fucking matters. Yeah, dude, as long as
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: we have our cameras and our imaginations. Dude, we're like
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: fucking SpongeBob.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: We could have a good ass time and just a box.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: So true.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: Do you ever see that episode of SpongeBob where he's
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: in a box?
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: I have, and he makes it like a it's a
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: whole thing. My favorite sub of Pungeby episode is the
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: sand Castle one where there's a sand castle. They they
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: build sand castles, but they get creative with it and
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: like they build like fucking forts and all this cool
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: lass ship.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: What what goofball came up with all that ship?
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: I know, fucking using cartoons to the fullest I know,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: SpongeBob is a good show. So those guys, it's a
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: great show.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: But I feel like in a lot of good shows,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: you know who the person is that creates it. You
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: know who made the Simpsons, you know who made Rick
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: and Morty, you know who makes south Park. Why don't
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: we know who makes SpongeBob. What's the guy's name? I
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: don't know exactly. Why don't we know?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Let's look it up and give him a little, little
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: little credit. In the meantime, should we get the fuck
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  Speaker 1: out of here?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna call my buddy one more time.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: Call your buddy one more time. It's it's made by
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: a guy named Patrick. No, just kidding, brother, what's oh shoot,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: it's a guy named Gary.
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  Speaker 3: You better answer.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: After all the shit that we've been through.
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  Speaker 3: Like, what could he possibly be doing right now? Dishes?
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: He's definitely doing dishes. It's bullshit. Answer the fucking phone.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: Your call has been pulled. It into an automation. Dos
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: his ass? All right? Figure it out from there. It
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: starts with a seven. Yeah, all right, you do the rest.
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  Speaker 3: We've got you to the goal line. Just punch it
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  Speaker 3: in right there.
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  Speaker 1: That's all the information that you need.
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  Speaker 3: You should have doxed him. That would have been hilarious.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: Just people are calling. You can get this. I think
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: you can get in trouble for doxing a close friend,
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  Speaker 3: can you know?
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  Speaker 1: Because what platform does he have to complain about it?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: He's voiceless, I know. Should we dox him?
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, now don't does that mean? Yeah?
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: But who cares? He's like my best friend exactly. It'll
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: be funny and you'll be out there the entire time.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do it. Just give all but one of
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: the numbers. Yeah, that's more chaotic, but then it's not
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  Speaker 3: a bad idea, a really bad idea.
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  Speaker 1: We could cut it out if we don't want to
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  Speaker 1: do it, Let's just do it. Stephen Hillenberg is the
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: guy who came up with SpongeBob. Let's dox your friend.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: And if you don't want to do it, the episode
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: will just end right there, right like if if you
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: have second thoughts before where this episode comes out, we'll
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: maybe only give seven of the digits of his ten
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  Speaker 1: dig your phone.
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  Speaker 3: Number, all right, it's one seven eight one seven eight one.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: This can't be this can't even be legal. One And
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: give him a call and say we're not say we're
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: not doing your dirty ass dishes, or.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: Or hit him up on on Venmo and because he
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: needs that ship.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can just type of the.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: Number into Venmo and buy all the Boys, Buyssassin all
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: the Boys some fucking uh, some sweet ass shit this weekend. Actually,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: it can't be bad now that we know that we've answered. Yeah,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: so they get so he can stop washing dishes. He's
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: actually obviously going through it right now.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 3: He's obviously got one through it.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: All right, bro, have a safe flight, enjoy yourself out there.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: All right, maybe we'll do a bonus episode that'll be fun.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: See you later, see everyone later this week when we
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: do the bonus episode from Buffalo. All right, see you
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: when we're in Buffalo, unless either of us dies between
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: other Yeah, are right, Pierce,