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- 0:12Speaker 1: Hey, everybody all going to Pink Shade. It is Thursday.
- 0:15Speaker 1: That means it's Pop and Bravo on Thursday. And I've
- 0:18Speaker 1: got my buddy here, Ace Fanning, Hey, Ace, do you.
- 0:21Speaker 2: Call everyone your buddy or my special? I call oh,
- 0:27Speaker 2: never mind, let's keep moving.
- 0:32Speaker 1: I hell people that I know my buddy. But I
- 0:35Speaker 1: have at one point received some criticism because I said
- 0:39Speaker 1: my friend, and people thought that I was bragging if
- 0:42Speaker 1: I said my friend. So if I say you and
- 0:44Speaker 1: I are friends, which we are, and it seems like
- 0:47Speaker 1: I'm bragging that I'm friends with.
- 0:48Speaker 2: You, Why are people so stupid?
- 0:51Speaker 1: That's a great question. But uh, and.
- 0:53Speaker 3: Anything, I think people should be mad at you because
- 0:56Speaker 3: I should be called your friend, not your buddy, and that's.
- 0:59Speaker 2: Why they should be mad, no other reason.
- 1:01Speaker 1: But we are friends.
- 1:02Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:05Speaker 3: I don't want to get stuck in the weeds with
- 1:07Speaker 3: it all, but it is definitely like throwing me under
- 1:10Speaker 3: the bus.
- 1:10Speaker 1: It's fine, Okay, Listen, we're friends. We're real life friends.
- 1:14Speaker 1: We text each other. Listen me more than you. Let's
- 1:17Speaker 1: be honest about that. You're not the greatest of texting.
- 1:19Speaker 2: No, I'm really not.
- 1:20Speaker 1: You really really leave somebody on red for two weeks
- 1:23Speaker 1: kind of yeah.
- 1:25Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not because I think I'm important or anything.
- 1:28Speaker 2: It's just like it's so hard for me.
- 1:31Speaker 1: It's okay because if you don't reply, I know generally
- 1:34Speaker 1: that I probably didn't do anything to make you mad.
- 1:38Speaker 1: But I'll wait four or five days. I'll try again.
- 1:41Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 1:41Speaker 1: I listen. I've come to understand you a little better
- 1:45Speaker 1: as we've become better friends, and I understand that sometimes
- 1:48Speaker 1: it's just not in you to reply right away.
- 1:51Speaker 2: Oh, you know, you know how it goes. Let's say, Paine,
- 1:54Speaker 2: how are you.
- 1:55Speaker 1: I'm great, I'm doing great.
- 1:57Speaker 3: Okay, health wise, we're good, We're happy, we're healthy.
- 2:01Speaker 1: Sure, all the things. I've got a I've got a
- 2:05Speaker 1: genetic testing appointment in November. Oh to see genetically, Like,
- 2:09Speaker 1: what's wrong with me?
- 2:10Speaker 3: Okay, humble brag. We can't all blame it on our genetics.
- 2:16Speaker 1: Really, what I want to do is blame it on
- 2:17Speaker 1: my parents. Great, Yeah, why did you tell me I
- 2:20Speaker 1: had this thing? So? No, really, it's just to find out,
- 2:23Speaker 1: you know, passing it a long situation to my children.
- 2:27Speaker 3: Are you worried that you might get pregnant again and
- 2:30Speaker 3: pass it on to this child.
- 2:32Speaker 1: You know that ship sailed a solid, solid ten years ago. Solid. Actually,
- 2:39Speaker 1: let's let's take it back. Let's let's say fifteen, let's
- 2:42Speaker 1: say let's be honest. Let's be honest. I'm no Murushka Hargate.
- 2:49Speaker 2: Okay, so that way.
- 2:50Speaker 3: Do you know who that is? Is that the lady
- 2:53Speaker 3: from Law and Order.
- 2:54Speaker 2: S for you?
- 2:54Speaker 1: Yes?
- 2:55Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, look at that? Does she have a kid?
- 2:57Speaker 2: Super late in life?
- 2:58Speaker 1: I think she had twins Day like fifth Oh show.
- 3:02Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't know her mom was famous.
- 3:05Speaker 1: Yeah, she was Jane's Mansfield she was. She was a
- 3:07Speaker 1: Marilyn Monroe type, you know, yeah, she was. Did you
- 3:11Speaker 1: watch the documentary?
- 3:12Speaker 2: No?
- 3:13Speaker 1: No, of course not.
- 3:14Speaker 2: No.
- 3:14Speaker 3: I don't think that seemed like above my pay grade
- 3:16Speaker 3: educational wise.
- 3:19Speaker 1: You know, maybe, I don't know. Have you watched I'm
- 3:21Speaker 1: putting my phone on silent. I'm not ignoring you.
- 3:23Speaker 2: That's okay, you can me.
- 3:26Speaker 1: I was watching the Donna Aidolson trial, which I'm obsessed with.
- 3:30Speaker 1: And let me tell you what's better about the Donna
- 3:33Speaker 1: Adelson trial versus the Karen Reed trial, which I was
- 3:36Speaker 1: also obsessed with. Right, Donna Adelson trial, it is moving
- 3:40Speaker 1: and grooming. We have got a witness. We ask them
- 3:41Speaker 1: ten questions. This person asked the Boom, They're done, let's
- 3:44Speaker 1: get the next one. We're not spending days on the
- 3:48Speaker 1: stand with somebody. And then they're parsing every single This
- 3:51Speaker 1: is just like Boom, you met her in prison. She
- 3:54Speaker 1: told you what to say, and you said, no, not
- 3:56Speaker 1: even for commissary, I won't do it. And then yeah,
- 4:00Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something. Okay. So Donna Adelson, there
- 4:04Speaker 1: was a murder for her plot. Okay, Her daughter, Wendy
- 4:07Speaker 1: was married to this guy Dan. Okay, So Wendy was
- 4:10Speaker 1: married to Dan, and by all accounts, like you know
- 4:13Speaker 1: from her writings and whatever, they found her emails or
- 4:16Speaker 1: something she sent, she was like, I feel like I'm
- 4:19Speaker 1: living somebody else's life. Like she didn't necessarily really want
- 4:22Speaker 1: to marry this guy, but she like married him, had
- 4:24Speaker 1: the kids to the thing, and then, as people do
- 4:27Speaker 1: sometimes realize like yeah, not for me, so they get
- 4:30Speaker 1: a divorce. It's all a very regular story, right.
- 4:33Speaker 2: Okay.
- 4:34Speaker 1: What comes in here now is Donna, the mother in law,
- 4:37Speaker 1: Wendy's mother, who doesn't like it that they live in Tallahassee,
- 4:42Speaker 1: that they lived there originally because they're both Wendy and
- 4:45Speaker 1: Dan were both lawyers. Dan was a professor at some
- 4:49Speaker 1: college and I'm sorry, apologies to the people of Florida.
- 4:53Speaker 1: I mean just the people of Tallahassee actually, and not
- 4:56Speaker 1: all the people of Florida because anyway, so apologize, no
- 5:02Speaker 1: no back. Okay. So he was a professort to college.
- 5:08Speaker 1: She was also a lawyer at a firm. They live there.
- 5:10Speaker 1: There are two kids live there. Donna and her husband
- 5:12Speaker 1: live in Miami, and they don't like it. The daughter
- 5:16Speaker 1: and grandkids are over here in Tallahassee, which is a
- 5:18Speaker 1: night to our drive. They don't like it.
- 5:20Speaker 2: Oh, they want as big.
- 5:22Speaker 1: There's big, and they want their daughter and those grandkids
- 5:26Speaker 1: closer to them.
- 5:27Speaker 2: Okay, that's it.
- 5:28Speaker 1: Should they should be here. They're divorced. Now, there's no
- 5:30Speaker 1: reason for her to be there. Well, the father of
- 5:32Speaker 1: the children lives there and he is a professor at college,
- 5:35Speaker 1: and he's like, yeah, so this is where we live now.
- 5:37Speaker 1: Wendy is like in the middle of buying a house.
- 5:39Speaker 1: She like wants to buy the house. All this stuff.
- 5:43Speaker 1: She kind of indicates her mom bugs and it might
- 5:47Speaker 1: be just fine for her to be in Tallahassee. But
- 5:48Speaker 1: she's sort of, in my opinion, this is my opinion,
- 5:51Speaker 1: she's sort of going along with her mother to be
- 5:53Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely want to move to Miami, Like, oh, Dan,
- 5:57Speaker 1: he's terrible, right keeping me in Tallahassee. But actually I'm
- 6:01Speaker 1: getting the feeling she's like, yeah, to'd be fine, you know,
- 6:04Speaker 1: be fine to see my parents three times a month.
- 6:07Speaker 1: That's a lot. They live eight.
- 6:08Speaker 2: Hours, that is a lot. I mean, my parents live
- 6:10Speaker 2: ten minutes away. I don't know if I see him
- 6:12Speaker 2: that often.
- 6:13Speaker 1: So it's kind of like that. But meanwhile, you know, Donna,
- 6:17Speaker 1: the mom gets in her head like we got to
- 6:19Speaker 1: do something, like the problem is the problem is Dan. Well,
- 6:26Speaker 1: then she enlists her son, who's a periodontist. Her husband's
- 6:29Speaker 1: also a periodontist. They run the Adolesen Institute, which is
- 6:33Speaker 1: a dental practice, but it sounds like the college. You
- 6:36Speaker 1: sound like you go and get a well, you go
- 6:38Speaker 1: get a lobotomy there, Like what are we talking about?
- 6:40Speaker 1: So she starts talking to Charlie, the kind of unhinged brother,
- 6:46Speaker 1: like hey, what should we do about this? First they
- 6:49Speaker 1: come up with these ideas. Okay, Donna's is in writing emails.
- 6:53Speaker 1: It Wendy, here's what I think you should do. You
- 6:55Speaker 1: should they're all very Jewish. Dan has As they been married,
- 7:00Speaker 1: Dan has become more like wanting to be kosher and
- 7:02Speaker 1: all this and more, you know, leaning in. That was
- 7:06Speaker 1: another one of her things. She was like, as we
- 7:07Speaker 1: got married longer, he's like leaning into more a section
- 7:11Speaker 1: of Judaism. You know, I wasn't into before.
- 7:15Speaker 2: They wear wigs.
- 7:16Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, that's that's no. That's like
- 7:21Speaker 1: Hasidic and all that. Okay, so no, but just like
- 7:25Speaker 1: he wanted to have kosher house and all this stuff
- 7:27Speaker 1: where you have to separate all the food and all that.
- 7:29Speaker 1: And she's like, look An, it's on her for that.
- 7:31Speaker 1: It's fine, they get divorce, everything's fine. Well, somewhere along
- 7:36Speaker 1: the line, Wendy the mom Donna decides, well they need
- 7:39Speaker 1: to be here. What can we do? The problem is Dan.
- 7:41Speaker 1: So what we're gonna do is we're gonna mentally torture Dan.
- 7:45Speaker 1: So we're gonna do things like why don't we dress
- 7:47Speaker 1: the children who were like four and two, why don't
- 7:50Speaker 1: we dress them up like Nazis? Oh these people are Jewish?
- 7:54Speaker 2: Wow, okay, out of left field.
- 7:56Speaker 1: We're gonna you know what, it's fine if they dress
- 7:59Speaker 1: up like Jake the Pie, they don't think they're pirates,
- 8:01Speaker 1: they won't think they're Nazis. It'll be funny. We're gonna
- 8:04Speaker 1: fuck with Dan.
- 8:05Speaker 2: That's funny. That's funny.
- 8:07Speaker 1: It's hilarious to dress your children up as Nazis.
- 8:10Speaker 2: Wow. Okay.
- 8:11Speaker 1: Also that won't affect them later, like no, no, no.
- 8:15Speaker 1: Then her other plan was to really fuck with Dan.
- 8:19Speaker 1: We're gonna get them a baptised. They're gonna all become Catholic,
- 8:23Speaker 1: so we're gonna do it. Listen there, you don't really
- 8:25Speaker 1: have to be Catholic. You just like do the whole
- 8:27Speaker 1: thing and pretend. Okay, okay, So we're just gonna do that,
- 8:30Speaker 1: and you're gonna enroll them in this Christian school and
- 8:33Speaker 1: be like, hey, Dan, you can attend all the Christian
- 8:35Speaker 1: events at the Catholic school. I looked into it. You
- 8:38Speaker 1: could get baptised in two weeks Catholicism.
- 8:41Speaker 2: I love.
- 8:41Speaker 3: I love a quick process, my ADHD, because by the
- 8:44Speaker 3: time it would take for me to actually get baptized,
- 8:46Speaker 3: I'm over it.
- 8:47Speaker 2: I don't want to do it anymore.
- 8:49Speaker 1: Well, the kids are four and two and so, but
- 8:51Speaker 1: but no, she wasn't using the children against him at all.
- 8:54Speaker 2: No, no, no, not at all.
- 8:56Speaker 1: She's literally like, have them dressed up as Nazis, have
- 8:59Speaker 1: them get back all the all these are her plans
- 9:01Speaker 1: to fuck with her former son in law so that
- 9:05Speaker 1: Wendy and the kids will have to move to Miami.
- 9:08Speaker 3: Okaw, I did just quickly do a quick Google search.
- 9:11Speaker 3: I'm not finding it readily available childhood Nazie costume.
- 9:16Speaker 1: So no, okay, that's something you don't want on your computer.
- 9:20Speaker 3: Well, I was just thinking, like, you know, is it
- 9:21Speaker 3: a spirit? Where are we getting this costume? But it
- 9:24Speaker 3: doesn't seem like it's easy to access.
- 9:26Speaker 1: Yeah, and so now the feds are coming to your house.
- 9:30Speaker 1: But okay, so anyway that so way I'm just saying
- 9:34Speaker 1: to Grandma is like she ain't right in the head right.
- 9:37Speaker 1: But Wendy also is an oversharer. She's constantly sharing with
- 9:40Speaker 1: her mom, like the court filings and stuff like, oh, Dan,
- 9:43Speaker 1: he's so awful, can you believe this? Blah blah blah.
- 9:45Speaker 1: Then the kids start saying things to their dad like
- 9:48Speaker 1: Grandma calls you stupid, and uh, Grandma said that you're
- 9:52Speaker 1: trying to take her shun sunshine's away. So Grandma's like singing,
- 9:55Speaker 1: don't take my sunshine away. It's like your dad trying
- 9:58Speaker 1: to say my sunshine away. Like now she Grandma's trying
- 10:01Speaker 1: to poison the kids. So then the court orders that
- 10:04Speaker 1: Grandma can't see the kids anymore unless it's with a supervisor.
- 10:09Speaker 1: Gin know what's going to solve all those problems days,
- 10:11Speaker 1: Just get rid.
- 10:11Speaker 2: Of dance, kill him, kill him.
- 10:14Speaker 1: Get rid of the You know what, the kids will
- 10:16Speaker 1: be fine if their dad is murdered in the driveway
- 10:18Speaker 1: right after he dropped a preschool.
- 10:21Speaker 2: Here's the thing. They're four and two.
- 10:22Speaker 3: You know they're.
- 10:24Speaker 1: Gonna know, they're gonna be like, hey, blood stained in
- 10:26Speaker 1: the driveway. What's that? Just don't just keep walking. So anyway,
- 10:31Speaker 1: Grandma contacts dentist's son Charlie, who has a license place
- 10:36Speaker 1: on this car. Says Maestro, because he's such a good dentist. Yeah,
- 10:43Speaker 1: and says, hey, you know that girl that works at
- 10:45Speaker 1: the office, you should make look like collection know some
- 10:48Speaker 1: gang members. You know what I'm saying.
- 10:49Speaker 2: Okay, so she's also racist, Well, I guess the Nazi thing.
- 10:54Speaker 1: The Nazi thing is also racist against herself and so
- 10:58Speaker 1: she then not racist against herself. You knew what I meant,
- 11:02Speaker 1: So the Nazi thing racist, saying this girl who's Hispanic,
- 11:06Speaker 1: she probably knows them gang members. Well, turns out she did,
- 11:10Speaker 1: and it's her ex boyfriend, the father of her children.
- 11:14Speaker 1: Said Hey, I also know a guy and we'll do
- 11:16Speaker 1: it for I don't know. I think it's fifty thousand dollars.
- 11:18Speaker 1: I can't remember. Meanwhile, before that, Donna had proposed to
- 11:23Speaker 1: Dan that she would give him a million dollars to
- 11:26Speaker 1: let Wendy and the kids move to Miami, to which
- 11:29Speaker 1: he's like, get the fuck out of here. These are
- 11:31Speaker 1: my kids. So Dan's not playing along. So we go
- 11:36Speaker 1: through Katie, the front desk girl who knows Sigfredo Garcia,
- 11:42Speaker 1: which is her baby daddy, and this other guy, Luis Rivera.
- 11:45Speaker 1: I believe. Don't come at me if that's wrong, but
- 11:47Speaker 1: I believe they're their names, and they just like, go
- 11:50Speaker 1: in June, they can't find Dan. Dan's busy, they can't
- 11:53Speaker 1: find him, so they go back in July or August
- 11:55Speaker 1: or whenever it was, and they just she'd been in
- 11:58Speaker 1: the driveway after he dropped his kids off at preschool.
- 12:01Speaker 3: That honestly, Like if you hired Caitlyn and I as
- 12:04Speaker 3: your hit man, that's us. Like we're like, we tried,
- 12:08Speaker 3: couldn't do it, Like we'll try again next month, you know,
- 12:10Speaker 3: Like that was a lot.
- 12:11Speaker 2: There's a lot on this trip.
- 12:13Speaker 1: It was like we had to drive eight hours and
- 12:16Speaker 1: then we followed him around and he has kids with
- 12:17Speaker 1: him the whole time.
- 12:18Speaker 2: So yeah, but they got.
- 12:21Speaker 1: It right the next time because there's a series of
- 12:23Speaker 1: events where they're asking all these other people like what
- 12:26Speaker 1: are Dan's actions going to be? And then you look
- 12:28Speaker 1: at old Donna, grandma's hand day planner, and she's got
- 12:32Speaker 1: things written in there like Dan Markel's her former son
- 12:35Speaker 1: in law. They've been divorce for a year. Make a
- 12:38Speaker 1: model and license plate of his car.
- 12:41Speaker 2: Well, here's does.
- 12:42Speaker 1: Your mother in law have that information about you?
- 12:45Speaker 3: What if she was just like, well, I'd love to
- 12:47Speaker 3: get him ticketed by the meter maid, you know, like
- 12:51Speaker 3: if I see it out, I want to confirm that's
- 12:52Speaker 3: his I'm going to get him. Listen, I'll be her attorney.
- 12:55Speaker 2: Right now.
- 12:56Speaker 1: You might be doing a better job than her attorneys
- 12:58Speaker 1: are because they really suck.
- 13:00Speaker 2: Gotcha, Okay, I like that, And.
- 13:02Speaker 1: That's pretty entertaining because they get up there and they
- 13:04Speaker 1: just shuffle some papers. And this morning, just when I
- 13:07Speaker 1: was watching, there was an argument because they were like, yeah,
- 13:10Speaker 1: so we want this person from the jail, a sheriff
- 13:14Speaker 1: that works there, to testify on our behalf of the defense,
- 13:17Speaker 1: like to say, you know, blah blah blah about Donna.
- 13:19Speaker 1: And that woman who worked at the sheriff's apartment was like, yeah, no.
- 13:23Speaker 1: So they were like telling them the judge like, she
- 13:25Speaker 1: won't testify, and the judge goes, did you subpoena her? No,
- 13:29Speaker 1: so you just went and asked her and she said no,
- 13:31Speaker 1: and they said yeah, the judge, look, so what do
- 13:34Speaker 1: you want me to do? Like she legally doesn't have
- 13:36Speaker 1: You can't force somebody to testify if you didn't subpoena them.
- 13:39Speaker 1: They can't just you can't just make them. You can't
- 13:42Speaker 1: just make them. And so we spent twenty minutes in
- 13:45Speaker 1: court this morning about them, like, but we wanted to
- 13:47Speaker 1: test it, and she said.
- 13:48Speaker 3: No, oh god, you know what this is Me and Kaitlin,
- 13:53Speaker 3: we're also the attorneys in this.
- 13:54Speaker 2: We're very lazy. We couldn't follow through on any of it.
- 13:57Speaker 1: And when I tell you. The judge has told Donna
- 14:00Speaker 1: Adelsen to grandma, they're trying to make like, look at
- 14:02Speaker 1: her inner sweater. She's just a little grandma.
- 14:04Speaker 2: Which like the Jody Arias on her Yeah yeah, or.
- 14:07Speaker 1: The La me Nindas put them on a little sweater.
- 14:09Speaker 1: Look how sweet he is. Murdered his parents with a
- 14:11Speaker 1: shotgun right to the face. So I have enjoyed every
- 14:16Speaker 1: minute of it. I have enjoyed the jailhouse snitches, the
- 14:20Speaker 1: ladies coming through, like Donna Ailson promised me a grand
- 14:23Speaker 1: piano if I would get on the stand and lie.
- 14:25Speaker 3: Do they bring them out in their jail house uh
- 14:30Speaker 3: bergialia or do they get cute outfits?
- 14:32Speaker 1: Well, Donna Adelson, because she's the she does. But the
- 14:35Speaker 1: people that were testifying, I'm talking like shackles.
- 14:38Speaker 3: Oh come on, yeah, I wouldn't want a cute outfit.
- 14:41Speaker 3: If I'm going to be on TV, I'm going to
- 14:42Speaker 3: testify that I would put that in my thing.
- 14:44Speaker 2: Give me a cute outfit.
- 14:45Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm only going to test well yeah no, because
- 14:48Speaker 1: they're coming from the jail and Donna Adelson at one
- 14:51Speaker 1: point wrote out a script, wrote a script in her
- 14:53Speaker 1: own handwriting and gave to this jailhouse girl and said,
- 14:58Speaker 1: this is what she say on the stand. It is
- 15:01Speaker 1: in your own handwriting, Like.
- 15:02Speaker 2: We do an analysis on this.
- 15:05Speaker 1: Yes, yes, a lady came up. It was like, this
- 15:10Speaker 1: is her handwriting, here's the comparison. Yeah, it has been
- 15:13Speaker 1: so much better than the Karen retrial, which was just
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- 16:47Speaker 2: So she oh, I've only seen but I'm an expert
- 16:49Speaker 2: for sure.
- 16:50Speaker 1: Okay. So she got accused of like slapping around somebody
- 16:53Speaker 1: and it didn't happen.
- 16:54Speaker 3: So she goes to an obi appointment because she's pregnant,
- 16:58Speaker 3: but she doesn't want it getting out, so that they
- 17:00Speaker 3: closed down the entire building for her.
- 17:02Speaker 2: She goes in.
- 17:03Speaker 3: There's a security guard there. This girl records. Now, don't
- 17:06Speaker 3: quote me. I've made pretty much all of this up
- 17:09Speaker 3: by the clips that I've seen. Okay, records her. She says,
- 17:12Speaker 3: why are you recording me? And she's like, I'm not
- 17:17Speaker 3: recording you. And then it turns into a scuffle, which
- 17:20Speaker 3: is the alleged part.
- 17:21Speaker 2: Whether there was a scuffle or not. Cardi B.
- 17:24Speaker 3: Says I was disabled. I'm pregnant and he says, okay, like,
- 17:30Speaker 3: what do you mean you're disabled? She's like, I'm pregnant. Hello,
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- 17:38Speaker 3: they're doing closing arguments and he is just all over
- 17:41Speaker 3: the place. At one point, he refers to Cardi B.
- 17:44Speaker 3: As his client's name.
- 17:48Speaker 1: Oh, the defense attorney for the person.
- 17:50Speaker 2: Yes, Oh hilarious.
- 17:52Speaker 3: Or I guess prosecution. I think Cardi's on defense. Yes, yes,
- 17:57Speaker 3: they're trying to see her for like twenty four million dollars.
- 18:00Speaker 1: Okay, but Ace I think she won because wasn't there
- 18:03Speaker 1: a clip yesterday yesterday of her out there? Talking about
- 18:05Speaker 1: how she won.
- 18:06Speaker 2: Oh she did. Oh God, she shows you how much
- 18:08Speaker 2: I know.
- 18:09Speaker 1: Well, this is what I saw. She was like, look,
- 18:11Speaker 1: here's the thing. She was like, let this be a lesson.
- 18:14Speaker 1: I work really really hard, and you're not going to
- 18:16Speaker 1: sit in your bed and then try to come for
- 18:17Speaker 1: my money.
- 18:18Speaker 3: She was, oh, yeah, Cardi B wins a civil assault trial.
- 18:21Speaker 3: But oh, I thought even at the security did.
- 18:23Speaker 1: I was like, no, please, no, no, no, she won,
- 18:26Speaker 1: and she was like, you're not going to sit at
- 18:27Speaker 1: home in your bed and try to come for my money.
- 18:30Speaker 1: She was like, work really really hard for this money.
- 18:32Speaker 1: And she was like, let it be a lesson the
- 18:34Speaker 1: next person that sues me. I'm going to counter sue
- 18:36Speaker 1: and I will get paid. I don't care how much
- 18:38Speaker 1: money I have.
- 18:38Speaker 3: Oh I love that, you know what I think to myself,
- 18:43Speaker 3: this has been so good for her career. You know,
- 18:45Speaker 3: I hadn't heard of Cardi B for a while. You know,
- 18:47Speaker 3: I hadn't heard me of her music in a while,
- 18:50Speaker 3: and this has given me a whole new resurgence. I
- 18:52Speaker 3: wasn't even a huge Cardi B fan, but now I'm
- 18:55Speaker 3: gonna wop all over the place, like I love Cardi B.
- 18:58Speaker 2: I'm here for Cardi B. I.
- 19:00Speaker 1: You're not gonna wop anything. Okay, Well that's a that's
- 19:03Speaker 1: a female thing.
- 19:05Speaker 2: It's but like metaphorically, okay, metaphor metaphorically.
- 19:09Speaker 3: I'm gonna wop all over the place. I just feel
- 19:12Speaker 3: like she's so funny. She's making the jury laugh like
- 19:14Speaker 3: I would have. It doesn't even matter to me. Like
- 19:17Speaker 3: if I'm and I think more criminals should go this vow.
- 19:21Speaker 3: If you make the jury laugh, I'm gonna say you're
- 19:24Speaker 3: not guilty. Okay, I'm gonna say I'm gonna side with you,
- 19:27Speaker 3: like make me laugh. Get into my head a little bit.
- 19:31Speaker 3: I'm on your side. I'll go down for you.
- 19:34Speaker 1: Yeah. So I think Donna Adelson in her little sweater
- 19:37Speaker 1: in her she's got little headphones on. She just can't
- 19:39Speaker 1: hear a yeah, so old. By the way, the best
- 19:44Speaker 1: part of this that I forgot to tell you, they
- 19:46Speaker 1: got an expedited visa, like a two day turnaround. They
- 19:50Speaker 1: pay because they have all this money. They paid like
- 19:52Speaker 1: a two day turnaround to get an expedited visa one
- 19:56Speaker 1: way to Vietnam. After researching countries that don't have extradition
- 20:02Speaker 1: to the United States.
- 20:04Speaker 2: Well, I mean they got on.
- 20:06Speaker 1: The runway, I mean on the tarmac. They had scanned
- 20:09Speaker 1: their they waited for them to scan their tickets to
- 20:11Speaker 1: show they were really doing it. And they start to
- 20:13Speaker 1: walk towards the plane and the rest of them turn it.
- 20:16Speaker 2: You are so close, so close, but so far away.
- 20:20Speaker 2: You know.
- 20:20Speaker 3: I actually will say this too, the headphones and stuff.
- 20:24Speaker 3: That's not going to work on me because I'm agist,
- 20:26Speaker 3: and so I'm actually going to be going against Donna
- 20:29Speaker 3: just for that, just like, yeah, you're probably crotchety.
- 20:32Speaker 1: Yeah, well, people are grown. And they got a friend
- 20:36Speaker 1: of theirs got on the stand. It was like, she's
- 20:38Speaker 1: just a typical Jewish mother. She's a typical Jewish grandmother.
- 20:40Speaker 1: She worries about her kids, she worries about her grandkids,
- 20:43Speaker 1: all this stuff.
- 20:44Speaker 2: Like them in Nazi gear, you know.
- 20:46Speaker 1: And then they were like hmm, they're like to he
- 20:49Speaker 1: said like, unlike my wife. You know, my wife is
- 20:51Speaker 1: also a typical Jewish grandmother. And that's what the attorney said,
- 20:55Speaker 1: would your wife suggest dressing your children in Nazi gear?
- 20:59Speaker 1: And he was like no, I don't think.
- 21:01Speaker 2: So, no, I don't think, but maybe you know.
- 21:05Speaker 1: Yeah, did it work? No, it didn't work, so anyway,
- 21:08Speaker 1: that's what I'm obsessed with. I'm obsessed with And yesterday
- 21:11Speaker 1: I was trying to take pictures of the people in
- 21:13Speaker 1: the background to send to somebody I know that's really
- 21:15Speaker 1: obsessed with it. I was like, I need to know
- 21:17Speaker 1: who this person is and this person is because I
- 21:19Speaker 1: haven't watched it enough to know who the background the
- 21:22Speaker 1: people in the audience are. Yeah, I'm obsessed with that.
- 21:25Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with the people. And there's one lady that's
- 21:27Speaker 1: like an old lady that just sits back there with
- 21:28Speaker 1: like huge jackie of sunglasses on and was like, no,
- 21:31Speaker 1: you won't know me.
- 21:32Speaker 3: I have tried so hard over the years to get
- 21:36Speaker 3: into trials, but they just there's so much, like there's
- 21:40Speaker 3: so much time looking at the fan in the top
- 21:42Speaker 3: of the room. There is so much just like words
- 21:45Speaker 3: that I don't understand. Habeas corpus, I don't know what
- 21:50Speaker 3: that means.
- 21:50Speaker 2: Objection.
- 21:52Speaker 3: I never understand when they object to something, is the
- 21:54Speaker 3: judge saying that, yes, the objection is good or bad?
- 21:57Speaker 2: Like I can't keep up on it. It's too smart
- 22:00Speaker 2: of a room for me to be in. But I
- 22:02Speaker 2: do love just clips. I love a clip.
- 22:04Speaker 1: Okay, well, Emily D. Baker is what you need to do?
- 22:07Speaker 1: You go on, you watch her? She stops, she pauses,
- 22:10Speaker 1: she explains, but then she she leaves herself what she
- 22:13Speaker 1: goes zoom zoom rooms so she can fast forward the
- 22:15Speaker 1: boring stuff and then just gets right back to it.
- 22:17Speaker 2: Oh, I love a zoom zoom.
- 22:19Speaker 1: And then whenever she like doesn't zoom zoom fast enough
- 22:22Speaker 1: for me, I zoom zoom past her and I'm like,
- 22:23Speaker 1: let's get back to it.
- 22:24Speaker 2: Okay, wow, because.
- 22:26Speaker 1: I started watching twenty minutes late today, so I've got
- 22:28Speaker 1: all and then I'm going to do this for an hour.
- 22:29Speaker 1: I got I'm going to be just right on it
- 22:32Speaker 1: all day.
- 22:32Speaker 2: Wow.
- 22:33Speaker 1: Okay, Now tell my family, I'm in court and nobody
- 22:35Speaker 1: bother me.
- 22:36Speaker 3: Right, I'm happy for you. I'm I love when we
- 22:38Speaker 3: find something that brings us a lot of joy. For example,
- 22:43Speaker 3: unknown number, the high school catfish story has brought me
- 22:46Speaker 3: a lot of.
- 22:47Speaker 1: Joy, Okay, Ace, I have asked several people this, so
- 22:51Speaker 1: I already knew this story, so I already know who Okay,
- 22:54Speaker 1: just spoiler alert, guys, I already know who the catfisher is.
- 22:58Speaker 2: Yeah, she's Jamaal she's your mam.
- 23:02Speaker 1: I haven't seen I love.
- 23:04Speaker 2: My baby girl.
- 23:06Speaker 3: Yeah, so what I told her to kill herself and
- 23:08Speaker 3: that she's a fat hog and that she's got no ass.
- 23:11Speaker 2: I love my baby girl, I'll do. She's one of
- 23:15Speaker 2: the most unattractive women I've ever seen.
- 23:17Speaker 1: Okay, so I've never visually seen these people. I only
- 23:20Speaker 1: just know the story you like from a podcast.
- 23:22Speaker 2: Yeah, so you.
- 23:24Speaker 1: Think I should watch it just for the visual alone.
- 23:27Speaker 3: Absolutely, and you need to watch it for the visual loan,
- 23:30Speaker 3: But you also need to watch it because I need eyes,
- 23:33Speaker 3: all eyes on this woman's daughter, because it's like, why, like,
- 23:39Speaker 3: why are you like I.
- 23:41Speaker 2: Still love my mom? You know I miss my mom.
- 23:43Speaker 3: Mo miss I'm like my mom once told me when
- 23:47Speaker 3: I was fourteen, do you ever shut up? And I've
- 23:50Speaker 3: not forgiven her for it. I have not forgiven her
- 23:52Speaker 3: for that moment in my life. I can't imagine my
- 23:55Speaker 3: mom being like, hey, you fat pig. He wants nothing
- 23:58Speaker 3: to do with you. He wants to finger me and
- 24:00Speaker 3: give I want to give him b jays.
- 24:03Speaker 2: You didn't know that.
- 24:06Speaker 1: I didn't know the fingering.
- 24:08Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she's like they're nasty, nasty stuff that she's saying, well.
- 24:13Speaker 1: That's what Amy said. Amy goes, it's really like Amy goes,
- 24:16Speaker 1: it's a lot of bad words. I go, yeah, I'm
- 24:18Speaker 1: okay with bad words, and she gives I say a
- 24:20Speaker 1: lot of bad words and she goes no. But it's
- 24:23Speaker 1: really like I want to stick my P and your V.
- 24:25Speaker 1: But it's a lot of that, but in the other
- 24:28Speaker 1: terrible words.
- 24:29Speaker 3: Yeah, and she's just and it just the thing that
- 24:32Speaker 3: really bothers me is like, shut your mouth. Shut your
- 24:35Speaker 3: mouth when they're talking to you, because I have no
- 24:36Speaker 3: sympathy for you.
- 24:37Speaker 2: She's standing up right now, when she's standing there and.
- 24:39Speaker 3: She's like this and she's just sorry, uh huh no,
- 24:42Speaker 3: I love my biery. And she also lied about her
- 24:46Speaker 3: job her And honestly, here's the thing. Everyone thought it
- 24:51Speaker 3: was this bully girl named Chloe the entire time. And
- 24:54Speaker 3: I still honestly say, put Chloe on the stand for something,
- 24:57Speaker 3: because she's still a little bitch and she's still being
- 24:59Speaker 3: a little bitch like the daughter.
- 25:01Speaker 2: No, no, no. Chloe is another girl at the school and
- 25:04Speaker 2: she was a bully.
- 25:05Speaker 3: So everyone was like, oh, I think it's Chloe, Like
- 25:07Speaker 3: they've had issues before, and Chloe's like the way that
- 25:10Speaker 3: this has affected me. Chloe and her parents are both
- 25:13Speaker 3: bullies and they can both rotten hail jags.
- 25:16Speaker 1: Is this woman's name Kendra Lacari?
- 25:18Speaker 2: Yes, yes, you see the teeth.
- 25:21Speaker 1: Oh you know what I call that? I see him BLUs.
- 25:24Speaker 1: You know what I call that. I call that property
- 25:26Speaker 1: brother's mouth because the property brothers have that.
- 25:32Speaker 3: Yeah, just together, it don't shut. She's a mouth breather
- 25:37Speaker 3: for sure. I love my daughter.
- 25:40Speaker 2: She's so beautiful.
- 25:41Speaker 3: The reason I picked on and bullied my daughters because
- 25:43Speaker 3: I knew that she could handle it.
- 25:45Speaker 2: I knew that she was totally fine.
- 25:47Speaker 3: I love her with my whole heart. Hold on, let
- 25:49Speaker 3: me text her real quick. Hey, you fat bitch. I
- 25:53Speaker 3: fucking hate you and your boyfriend wants nothing to do
- 25:56Speaker 3: with you. And I'm sorry that, uh you're so ugly
- 26:00Speaker 3: and your mom's really hot seeing Okay, sorry, I just
- 26:03Speaker 3: want to check on my bye.
- 26:05Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's good. It's so good.
- 26:09Speaker 1: And then so my husband to watch it because he
- 26:12Speaker 1: doesn't know the story, so he.
- 26:13Speaker 3: Would be like surprised, absolutely as fuso lutely and you're
- 26:19Speaker 3: watching it and you're like, okay, I know it's a
- 26:21Speaker 3: parent but you don't know which parent, and then like
- 26:24Speaker 3: it all comes out and you're like, oh fuck, it's good. Also,
- 26:28Speaker 3: so my wife was in the hospital this weekend. We
- 26:30Speaker 3: thought she was gonna have a baby, but she didn't,
- 26:33Speaker 3: and so we we were watching a lot of stuff.
- 26:36Speaker 2: You know, we're kid free. What else do you do
- 26:38Speaker 2: in a hospital?
- 26:39Speaker 3: Immediately I'm like, well, out the Apple TV, you know,
- 26:42Speaker 3: hook that up to the hospital TV. We also watched
- 26:45Speaker 3: the Jesse's Smolette thing. Did you watch that?
- 26:48Speaker 1: I heard? I've heard it. See is good.
- 26:51Speaker 2: It's so good. And it's also like at the end,
- 26:54Speaker 2: I'm still like.
- 26:55Speaker 3: Well what I don't even know what I believe now,
- 26:57Speaker 3: Like I I love to just jump on a bandwagon.
- 27:00Speaker 3: So when everyone was like, oh, he's a liar, I'm like,
- 27:03Speaker 3: clearly he's a liar. Did they have any of the facts. No,
- 27:05Speaker 3: did they have any of the information?
- 27:06Speaker 2: No.
- 27:07Speaker 3: I watched this and I'm like, well, hang on a second,
- 27:10Speaker 3: let's pump the brakes for a minute. But then these
- 27:12Speaker 3: other guys come forward and I'm like, well, he's obvious.
- 27:14Speaker 2: Like I flip flopped through the whole thing though, But
- 27:18Speaker 2: did you.
- 27:18Speaker 1: Feel that it was given? Because sometimes the documentary is
- 27:21Speaker 1: given like the fuck what's her name? The girl that
- 27:25Speaker 1: faked her oh, shaved her head and faked her thing.
- 27:29Speaker 1: That was from There was two documentaries and one was
- 27:32Speaker 1: from the perspective like she did do it, and one
- 27:35Speaker 1: with the Cherry Peppini Cherry Peppini thank you between the
- 27:38Speaker 1: two of us, yes, and it was one was the
- 27:40Speaker 1: perspective that she definitely fucking did it, and the other
- 27:43Speaker 1: one was like, this is my time to tell.
- 27:45Speaker 2: My story, so just you come around.
- 27:47Speaker 1: So she fucking did.
- 27:48Speaker 2: It, right.
- 27:49Speaker 3: Jesse was on it, and so I believe that it
- 27:52Speaker 3: was a little bit more favorable to him. Okay, but
- 27:57Speaker 3: it's not until like the very end they show the
- 28:00Speaker 3: clip and then you see how the people who were
- 28:03Speaker 3: against him think one thing and the people who were
- 28:05Speaker 3: for him think another thing. But they don't really tell
- 28:07Speaker 3: them like what they're looking at when.
- 28:10Speaker 2: They see it. It's so weird. It's it's wild.
- 28:13Speaker 1: Okay, God, I don't have time to watch all these things.
- 28:16Speaker 2: It's tough. Listen. That's why we were in.
- 28:18Speaker 1: The hospital because you watched too with TV.
- 28:21Speaker 2: Just a little vacation.
- 28:23Speaker 1: Okay, your your wife is okay.
- 28:26Speaker 3: Yes, her blood pressure was really high, so they sent
- 28:30Speaker 3: her to the hospital and they're like, hey, I think
- 28:32Speaker 3: we're just gonna take your surclause out. We're gonna do
- 28:35Speaker 3: she you're gonna have this baby. And we're like, oh, okay,
- 28:37Speaker 3: like this is this is quick. We'ren't expecting this. And
- 28:40Speaker 3: then her blood pressure finally came down and it has
- 28:43Speaker 3: stayed down and like, actually, I think you guys are
- 28:44Speaker 3: gonna go home.
- 28:45Speaker 2: And then so that's where we're at.
- 28:48Speaker 1: When does this baby do or is this like a
- 28:50Speaker 1: scheduled situation?
- 28:51Speaker 2: So it's due September?
- 28:52Speaker 3: It he is due September thirtieth, but tomorrow she's well
- 28:58Speaker 3: today for them, listen, she's getting her sarclause out. And
- 29:02Speaker 3: the doctor said, I don't think it'll be long after
- 29:04Speaker 3: that that your water breaks.
- 29:05Speaker 2: And then you go into labor.
- 29:08Speaker 1: Is this breaking news?
- 29:09Speaker 2: Breaking news? Everybody?
- 29:11Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, my niece had a baby yesterday. I
- 29:13Speaker 1: was very exciting.
- 29:14Speaker 3: Wow, there's lots of September has the most common birthdays. Really, yes,
- 29:21Speaker 3: and it's because people are screwing around the holidays.
- 29:24Speaker 1: Okay, that makes sense, So okay, and so your children
- 29:29Speaker 1: will be two and one in zero.
- 29:33Speaker 3: Actually, because I really want to humble brag about this.
- 29:36Speaker 3: He will be twenty twenty months, No, twenty two months,
- 29:43Speaker 3: sixteen months, and then a newborn.
- 29:46Speaker 1: Okay, so almost too, almost one and a half are newborn.
- 29:51Speaker 3: Yes, but I just need to make sure it's three
- 29:54Speaker 3: under two until November twenty sixth.
- 29:58Speaker 1: Okay, you got it.
- 29:59Speaker 2: You will thank you, you win.
- 30:01Speaker 1: Danny from the Valley has nothing on you. Nope, nope nothing. Listen,
- 30:08Speaker 1: this is a true, honest question. I'm not trying to
- 30:10Speaker 1: be funny. Do you have some help in your home?
- 30:13Speaker 2: You've got to yes. And I have a shit ton
- 30:15Speaker 2: of family.
- 30:16Speaker 3: So even when like the doctor was like, hey, you
- 30:18Speaker 3: need to go to the hospital, it was our nanny
- 30:20Speaker 3: had just gotten here. She coordinated with my sister and
- 30:24Speaker 3: my mother in law and they all figured out the
- 30:26Speaker 3: schedule while we just got to go and watch TV
- 30:28Speaker 3: at the hospital.
- 30:29Speaker 1: Okay, good, all right. I just want to make sure. Okay,
- 30:31Speaker 1: so there is a nanny and there is family. Yes,
- 30:33Speaker 1: So you're not gonna be like trailer park style, like
- 30:37Speaker 1: six kids under two running around barefoot and nobody knows
- 30:41Speaker 1: who's got the baby bottle with the coca in it?
- 30:43Speaker 3: Right, No, the baby the babies do drink their Coca
- 30:46Speaker 3: cola out of a bottle, though they do do that.
- 30:49Speaker 1: That's good, I do good.
- 30:50Speaker 3: I just want them to grow up with a strong
- 30:51Speaker 3: immune system, so getting that coca cola and there's real
- 30:54Speaker 3: good for them.
- 30:55Speaker 1: Okay, so you know I'm not a Sister Wive's watcher
- 30:58Speaker 1: yet know everything about it. Yes, so explain to me
- 31:02Speaker 1: there is a new season coming, Yes, season twenty it's
- 31:05Speaker 1: coming when September twenty fifth. Okay, new baby will be
- 31:10Speaker 1: here by then, yes, Okay, that'll be something for you
- 31:12Speaker 1: guys to do as a family.
- 31:14Speaker 2: Yes, well, he's also going to be here for Special Forces.
- 31:17Speaker 1: Okay, when does that start?
- 31:19Speaker 2: September twenty second?
- 31:20Speaker 3: I think we also have Seeking Sister Wife around that
- 31:23Speaker 3: exact same time. Of course, we've got Christine's book out,
- 31:28Speaker 3: and so he really was just like, hey, September is
- 31:31Speaker 3: a big month in the world.
- 31:34Speaker 2: I want to be here for it.
- 31:35Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely didn't want to miss Seeking Sister Wife because
- 31:37Speaker 1: you've got to see Garrick Marrifield try to another terrifed
- 31:43Speaker 1: other woman because God told him in his garage.
- 31:46Speaker 2: Yes, while working out, Yes, do.
- 31:48Speaker 1: You guys only cover Sister Wives on your main free
- 31:52Speaker 1: feed and then everything else is on Patreon.
- 31:55Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, okay, yes, because I'm scared of like the world,
- 31:59Speaker 3: I'm scared of the main feed. I'm scared of the public,
- 32:02Speaker 3: like they're not nice.
- 32:04Speaker 1: So are you watching any TLC other than seeking so
- 32:07Speaker 1: story for any of the ninety day shit, any of that.
- 32:09Speaker 3: No, we don't do ninety day because it's just it's
- 32:12Speaker 3: too complicated.
- 32:13Speaker 2: We've got too many.
- 32:15Speaker 3: It's like you're watching and then you're like, wait, did
- 32:17Speaker 3: I already watched this episode? Yeah, but in an hour
- 32:19Speaker 3: and twenty minutes in it's a different perspective on another couple,
- 32:23Speaker 3: and you're like, oh, this is it's it's too confusing.
- 32:26Speaker 3: And then I tried watching one of their tell alls
- 32:28Speaker 3: and it was like six parts. It's a lot, you know.
- 32:32Speaker 3: I fell in love with Danielle and Mohammad.
- 32:37Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're throwing it way back, Oh.
- 32:39Speaker 2: Way back.
- 32:40Speaker 3: I fell in love with Colti and Marissa and Cultie's mom.
- 32:45Speaker 3: I fell in love with Jenny and what was his name?
- 32:49Speaker 2: Yes, I felt there.
- 32:50Speaker 1: But they're they're coming back.
- 32:52Speaker 2: For I've heard that. I heard that, and we just.
- 32:54Speaker 1: Had on this last season Hut for Love.
- 32:56Speaker 3: But the problem is after Larissa Colt became more of
- 32:59Speaker 3: a character, and he wasn't culty.
- 33:02Speaker 2: You know.
- 33:03Speaker 3: I loved when his mom and him went and picked
- 33:05Speaker 3: Lorisa up from the Las Vegas airport. They're in the car.
- 33:08Speaker 3: There's zero tint on the car. You know, the air
- 33:10Speaker 3: conditioning's not blowing. Very cold like that to me was prime.
- 33:14Speaker 3: Once these people start to get some money in their pocket,
- 33:16Speaker 3: I don't like it anymore.
- 33:17Speaker 2: I'm not interested.
- 33:19Speaker 1: Well, you did miss on this last Hunt for Love reunion,
- 33:22Speaker 1: which is only an hour, and you really can zip
- 33:25Speaker 1: through it just part two. There's only two parts. They
- 33:28Speaker 1: talk a lot about the size of cults.
- 33:30Speaker 2: Dick, Well, I've seen it.
- 33:32Speaker 1: Okay, you've seen his dick.
- 33:33Speaker 2: Yes, you haven't seen it.
- 33:35Speaker 1: No, and do not send it to me or we
- 33:36Speaker 1: will never be friends again.
- 33:37Speaker 2: Okay, it's don't I see you.
- 33:39Speaker 1: Get in your phone.
- 33:40Speaker 3: Don't hydrated, I'm saying hydrated. Do you see my eye twitch?
- 33:45Speaker 3: It's been going. Oh I understand, listen, I know that
- 33:48Speaker 3: you've had some stuff in your life. Okay, but this
- 33:51Speaker 3: eye twitch really takes the case.
- 33:54Speaker 1: And I twitch will really bug you because you're always
- 33:55Speaker 1: like pushing it, like make it stop. Yeah, they talk
- 33:59Speaker 1: about the side as a cult stick a lot, and
- 34:01Speaker 1: he says he's a grower, not a shower, and then
- 34:04Speaker 1: they say that that they talk about his erectile dysfunction.
- 34:08Speaker 1: They talk about, however, if she sucks it, then it works, and.
- 34:14Speaker 3: Can you like me, that's inappropriate. I don't like to
- 34:16Speaker 3: listen to the conversation like that.
- 34:18Speaker 1: It's disgusting.
- 34:19Speaker 3: Let me tell you something. I'm a grower, not a shower.
- 34:21Speaker 3: And that's not what Culty is.
- 34:23Speaker 2: Okay, that's not.
- 34:27Speaker 1: They literally say, Corney, you told us he had a
- 34:29Speaker 1: micro penis. Yeah, and she's like, I mean, I don't know.
- 34:35Speaker 1: I'm like I didn't say that.
- 34:37Speaker 2: Like yeah you did?
- 34:39Speaker 1: Yeah? Did They start talking about average penis size and.
- 34:42Speaker 3: Yeah, I just like, you know five, I think it's
- 34:45Speaker 3: five and a half in the US.
- 34:47Speaker 1: That's what they said.
- 34:48Speaker 2: Yep.
- 34:49Speaker 1: But I will tell you that kim Bali told me
- 34:51Speaker 1: that usman had a tiny dick too, and he's up
- 34:53Speaker 1: there talking about how he's got a baby arm because
- 34:55Speaker 1: he's from Africa. But kim Bali had sex with him
- 34:59Speaker 1: and said that is not true.
- 35:00Speaker 3: I know somebody else who was with a guy legit
- 35:04Speaker 3: from Africa and Nope, wasn't there either.
- 35:09Speaker 1: It wasn't there. So listen, who's been said it? He said,
- 35:12Speaker 1: you all of us know if you can't say a
- 35:15Speaker 1: whole country.
- 35:16Speaker 3: If you want to know who has huge wieners, I'll
- 35:20Speaker 3: explain them to you. They're six foot, they're ninety pounds,
- 35:23Speaker 3: and they have zero muscle or fat on their body.
- 35:27Speaker 2: It's all in their wiener.
- 35:29Speaker 1: Okay. That is the funniest thing because Keisha, my co host,
- 35:33Speaker 1: says that all the time. She's a tall, a tall,
- 35:35Speaker 1: skinny guy that's going to have the biggest one. She
- 35:37Speaker 1: always says that, Yeah, do you and Kisha could get
- 35:40Speaker 1: together and really be gross together?
- 35:43Speaker 3: Yes, I've I've I've been on the hunt. Yes for one,
- 35:48Speaker 3: Miss Kisha.
- 35:49Speaker 1: Kisha would love to talk to you and she could
- 35:51Speaker 1: get down in the muddy gross.
- 35:53Speaker 2: I love that.
- 35:54Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, and she knows not to do it
- 35:56Speaker 1: with me as to you. Actually, Okay, let's talk about Okay,
- 36:02Speaker 1: so you have your podcast with Anna. I'm gonna say
- 36:09Speaker 1: so reality Court.
- 36:11Speaker 2: Yep.
- 36:13Speaker 1: So she was formerly on Real Households in Miami. Yes,
- 36:16Speaker 1: so she knows these ladies. Yes, Now I know she's
- 36:19Speaker 1: not a fan of my favorite person in the world,
- 36:21Speaker 1: which is Marisol.
- 36:23Speaker 2: Yes there what what?
- 36:25Speaker 1: What is their beef?
- 36:26Speaker 2: There is?
- 36:27Speaker 3: Okay, like on the surface, it's just like, oh, they
- 36:29Speaker 3: don't like each other, but I will tell you and
- 36:32Speaker 3: it's not my thing to tell. Okay, there is darkness
- 36:35Speaker 3: there with Marisol and things that she's said to Anna
- 36:39Speaker 3: and she was said at the Mamaseda brunch, but a
- 36:42Speaker 3: lot of it has been cut, but it's it's bad,
- 36:47Speaker 3: really bad.
- 36:48Speaker 1: Well, I don't want to hear that about I really
- 36:50Speaker 1: don't because I love her.
- 36:51Speaker 3: Yeah, but you do know that we're currently being sued
- 36:55Speaker 3: by h Stephanie and Masudy.
- 37:01Speaker 2: Well because I because we.
- 37:05Speaker 3: Make fun of him and he doesn't like it. He
- 37:07Speaker 3: doesn't have thick skin. I mean, he's old, wrinkly skin.
- 37:10Speaker 1: But do you say allegedly when you talk about them,
- 37:13Speaker 1: because you have to say allegedly, like allegedly that house
- 37:16Speaker 1: they don't have.
- 37:17Speaker 3: Anna literally has like actual like court documents that she
- 37:22Speaker 3: refers she's a fucking attorney, like she knows what she's
- 37:24Speaker 3: talking about. You know me, I just sit here and
- 37:26Speaker 3: I just say, you know, there, they haven't actually filed suit,
- 37:31Speaker 3: but they have sent us letters and stuff.
- 37:36Speaker 1: They said they're going to do it if you don't
- 37:37Speaker 1: quit shit talking them.
- 37:38Speaker 2: Yes, and so she's pulling up.
- 37:40Speaker 1: She's pulling up court documents that she's referring to.
- 37:43Speaker 2: So it is true, Yes, okay.
- 37:46Speaker 1: It is because he's there, like in bankruptcy or something.
- 37:49Speaker 3: Oh, I don't even The thing is is Anna tells
- 37:52Speaker 3: me this stuff, and I'm so stupid. I'm like, well
- 37:54Speaker 3: what does that mean?
- 37:55Speaker 2: You know?
- 37:56Speaker 3: So I don't even fully understand it all. But I
- 37:59Speaker 3: just sit there and I commentate on the stupid stuff
- 38:02Speaker 3: that she's going.
- 38:04Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Well so to these people, Okay, do you
- 38:09Speaker 1: think did Adrianna say ratchet or wretch?
- 38:15Speaker 2: Okay?
- 38:16Speaker 3: Because now very contentious amongst me and Anna, because.
- 38:20Speaker 2: I don't know, I doguous is a word. Contentious isn't
- 38:23Speaker 2: a word.
- 38:24Speaker 1: I think you're trying to say contentious.
- 38:25Speaker 3: This has been very contentious wisswiss between me and Anna.
- 38:30Speaker 3: She's like, I just I feel like, in my head,
- 38:32Speaker 3: I've never heard someone say you're being wretched, you know,
- 38:36Speaker 3: because that's what Adrian is saying. She's like, oh I
- 38:39Speaker 3: was saying wretched. Now I'm not. I don't run in
- 38:43Speaker 3: smart circles. I don't have a lot of smart people
- 38:45Speaker 3: around me. We don't really.
- 38:48Speaker 2: Use the word wretched.
- 38:51Speaker 3: So that's where I'm struggling because I just don't feel
- 38:54Speaker 3: like I've ever heard anybody say that.
- 38:57Speaker 1: You're a wretched You're a wretched person, You're a wretched
- 39:00Speaker 1: human being. Right, what I'm saying, you're being wretched again.
- 39:04Speaker 1: This is Adriana. You know, English is not her verse language.
- 39:07Speaker 2: It's not. But she's also very smart and in the context.
- 39:12Speaker 1: It like, it's interesting. I thought she was.
- 39:15Speaker 2: No, she's super smart.
- 39:16Speaker 3: She's got a ton of like degrees like she's she's like,
- 39:21Speaker 3: she's very, very smart.
- 39:24Speaker 1: The Real Housewives of Miami.
- 39:26Speaker 2: Very smart, which is insane.
- 39:28Speaker 1: Okay.
- 39:29Speaker 3: I know you saw when they were doing that tour
- 39:31Speaker 3: of like those different things, like she knew everything, and I.
- 39:34Speaker 2: Was like, I don't know anything about anything.
- 39:36Speaker 1: Well she just knew about that particular.
- 39:39Speaker 3: No, but she's she's very smart, okay, right, very educated.
- 39:44Speaker 3: She speaks like six different languages, like she's she's insane.
- 39:47Speaker 3: I know it's wild because you don't think it with her,
- 39:49Speaker 3: but I fell on my sword that she called her ratchet.
- 39:55Speaker 3: Now I will say this, I will die for Kiki Barth.
- 40:01Speaker 2: That is my absolute number one I love this woman.
- 40:05Speaker 3: There's not seeing anyone could ever say that she did.
- 40:09Speaker 3: I don't even care if she's if they bring her
- 40:11Speaker 3: into your trial with this old woman and she is,
- 40:15Speaker 3: she's going for the old woman, saying like, no, she's
- 40:17Speaker 3: a good person.
- 40:18Speaker 2: I let her babysitting.
- 40:20Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm going to come in and I'm going
- 40:22Speaker 3: to say, actually, Mary Pain is wrong and this old
- 40:24Speaker 3: woman should get off.
- 40:25Speaker 2: That's how much I love Kiki.
- 40:26Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, okay. But she did call Adriana old
- 40:33Speaker 1: and then and Adriana had called Mirasol old, right, and
- 40:37Speaker 1: then she said you're.
- 40:38Speaker 3: Jackie said, you're too old to be talking like that.
- 40:44Speaker 3: She was almost a compliment, like you are too dignified
- 40:48Speaker 3: to be using those words.
- 40:51Speaker 1: Oh, and she said, well you're ratchet.
- 40:55Speaker 2: No, she said you're ratchet first.
- 40:57Speaker 3: And that's when Kiki said, uhh, you're too old to
- 41:02Speaker 3: be saying that.
- 41:03Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm looking up if contentious is a word, because
- 41:08Speaker 1: I felt bad that I corrected you.
- 41:10Speaker 2: Oh it's fine, I'm always wrong.
- 41:13Speaker 1: Contentious, contentious. I don't seek contentious. I'm sorry. I just
- 41:16Speaker 1: wanted to make sure. I don't want to correct I
- 41:18Speaker 1: don't want to correct you and then have people come
- 41:20Speaker 1: at me because, like you said, people are crazy and
- 41:23Speaker 1: this is on the free feet and I don't want
- 41:24Speaker 1: anybody to be like you. How dare you insult our
- 41:27Speaker 1: sweet baby Ace?
- 41:28Speaker 2: Oh god, No, everyone knows I'm stupid.
- 41:30Speaker 1: It's fine, I know, And I really hate that you
- 41:32Speaker 1: say that all the time. That hurts my feelings for you.
- 41:34Speaker 1: I wish you wouldn't say that all the time.
- 41:36Speaker 2: I wear it as a badge of honor though you know.
- 41:38Speaker 1: I know, but I don't like it because I don't
- 41:40Speaker 1: think you're stupid at all. I think you're very smart
- 41:41Speaker 1: and quick.
- 41:42Speaker 2: I'm not book smart.
- 41:45Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, we're street smart and that's what matters
- 41:49Speaker 1: in this world.
- 41:50Speaker 3: I'll tell you something. Yeah, bring me to a place
- 41:54Speaker 3: that has public transportation.
- 41:55Speaker 2: I'm fucked. I can't figure that out. So I wouldn't
- 41:58Speaker 2: even call myself street smart.
- 41:59Speaker 1: That's because you can't understand like the map system.
- 42:02Speaker 3: Yeah, and I just like it's very overwhelming and I
- 42:05Speaker 3: see like a b C.
- 42:08Speaker 2: It's very confusing.
- 42:10Speaker 1: I E. I get upset. I get upset about like
- 42:12Speaker 1: the metro system in DC, like I know it very well,
- 42:14Speaker 1: Like you can on the yellow line to do the
- 42:16Speaker 1: red line whatever. But it still gives me anxiety. Like
- 42:19Speaker 1: if my kids are like, hey, we're gonna take the
- 42:20Speaker 1: Metro into DC to avoid the traffic, bloh bah, should
- 42:23Speaker 1: we take the red or the yellow, I'm.
- 42:24Speaker 2: Like, yeah no.
- 42:26Speaker 3: We went to Chicago one time and it took us
- 42:29Speaker 3: about forty five minutes before we finally were like, Okay,
- 42:32Speaker 3: we're gonna get on one, and I'm hoping for the best.
- 42:34Speaker 2: I don't know for.
- 42:35Speaker 3: Sure if this is the right one. Halfway through the
- 42:38Speaker 3: ride we got off. We went up to the street
- 42:40Speaker 3: and we called it an uber because I was like,
- 42:41Speaker 3: I think we're lost. I don't know what I'm doing.
- 42:43Speaker 1: And You're like, listen, you have to you have to
- 42:45Speaker 1: accept your disabilities, and yours is not being able to read.
- 42:51Speaker 2: A subway map right exactly.
- 42:53Speaker 1: I go to New York all the time. I've never
- 42:55Speaker 1: ridden the subway once, and Ingrid my friend is always
- 42:57Speaker 1: like that, who is my friend? She's my friend. Yes,
- 43:00Speaker 1: she's also my producer. And she's always like, what is
- 43:04Speaker 1: wrong with you? It costs three dollars to go from
- 43:08Speaker 1: here to here on the subway, and you're gonna pay
- 43:09Speaker 1: fifty dollars for nuber.
- 43:11Speaker 2: I go, yeah, okay, sorry, I got Monney.
- 43:14Speaker 1: It's not because I have money, It's because I can't
- 43:16Speaker 1: figure it out. And unless she's holding my hand and
- 43:19Speaker 1: showing me how to do it, I don't know how
- 43:20Speaker 1: to do it.
- 43:21Speaker 2: Does Ingrid hate me? No? Why? Okay? I just you know,
- 43:27Speaker 2: I feel like with the name Ingrid number one, you're
- 43:30Speaker 2: already smarter than me.
- 43:31Speaker 1: So she's very smart, very And I don't know.
- 43:34Speaker 3: If I'm fearful of people who are super smart or what,
- 43:38Speaker 3: but I was just like, I feel like, I feel
- 43:42Speaker 3: like she's looking to drink lemonade and I brought vanilla
- 43:44Speaker 3: ice cream.
- 43:46Speaker 1: No, she would go for both as long as it's
- 43:48Speaker 1: gluten freaks. She has Celiac's disease.
- 43:51Speaker 2: I brought extra Celiac.
- 43:59Speaker 1: No, Ingrid, you know what Ingrid is. Ingrid plays a
- 44:02Speaker 1: bunch of instruments and she sings, and she does like
- 44:05Speaker 1: trappies and teaches bar class and does like silks. And
- 44:09Speaker 1: then she'll be like, I played tennis and then I
- 44:11Speaker 1: went to a hot yoga and then I went and
- 44:13Speaker 1: I went to kayaking, and then I had to go
- 44:15Speaker 1: to tennis, and I'm like, okay, well, it's like seven
- 44:17Speaker 1: in the morning, and so I just can't Yeah.
- 44:19Speaker 2: Okay, yeah.
- 44:20Speaker 3: I feel like the thing is is she's efficient, and
- 44:23Speaker 3: so she doesn't spend time with like emojis, you know,
- 44:28Speaker 3: and I'm somebody like I need twelve emojis every single
- 44:31Speaker 3: sentence in.
- 44:32Speaker 2: Order to know that you don't hate me.
- 44:34Speaker 1: Okay, well, this is good to know. The next time
- 44:36Speaker 1: I text you and you don't respond, I'll send some
- 44:37Speaker 1: emojis or maybe like a gift of a dancing baby,
- 44:40Speaker 1: and then maybe that I'll get your attention.
- 44:42Speaker 2: Those always work on me.
- 44:43Speaker 1: Okay, good. You know my favorite one of all time,
- 44:45Speaker 1: I'll send it to you later. It's I believe it's
- 44:48Speaker 1: honey booboo when she was like.
- 44:49Speaker 2: A toddler, she squeezes her belly.
- 44:51Speaker 1: No, she's standing in front of a she's in her
- 44:53Speaker 1: she's in her costume okay, crop top and a little skirt. Yeah,
- 44:57Speaker 1: and her hair's all on top of her head and
- 44:59Speaker 1: she's standing in front of a ties are like yes,
- 45:02Speaker 1: like dancing as in that one constantly as your trusted
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- 46:45Speaker 2: Now you do know that gifts are out right?
- 46:48Speaker 1: No? I didn't. I'm old, I.
- 46:50Speaker 3: Know, and it's honestly like that's been really hard for
- 46:53Speaker 3: me because I'm like, that was my whole personality. And
- 46:55Speaker 3: maybe that's why I don't text anymore, because if I
- 46:57Speaker 3: can't use a gift, it's like what am I supposed
- 46:59Speaker 3: to say?
- 47:01Speaker 1: Okay, but what's in? What do we have to replace.
- 47:03Speaker 2: It with words? We don't even use emojis anymore.
- 47:08Speaker 1: I don't like any of that. I gotta if somebody says, like, hey,
- 47:11Speaker 1: I made the reservation for seven, I send that dancing baby, Like, yeah,
- 47:16Speaker 1: and that's my that's my yay. I'm excited and I
- 47:18Speaker 1: don't have to send anything out.
- 47:19Speaker 3: No, Like we're trying to get to a culture in
- 47:21Speaker 3: which like replying K period is just fine. And I'm like, well,
- 47:25Speaker 3: why don't you just tell me that you wish I'd
- 47:26Speaker 3: fucking die? Because like I that's what that's what I
- 47:29Speaker 3: hear from K period.
- 47:31Speaker 1: Well, how do you think I feel when you don't
- 47:32Speaker 1: write me back for two weeks?
- 47:34Speaker 3: I know, and if someone doesn't write me back within
- 47:37Speaker 3: three minutes, I assume they hate me, that I've done
- 47:40Speaker 3: something awful and stuff. I'm very much a hypocrite. I
- 47:44Speaker 3: do want that to be clear. Everything I do, I
- 47:46Speaker 3: talk badly about people, but I don't. I can't take
- 47:48Speaker 3: anyone talking badly about me.
- 47:50Speaker 1: Okay, gotcha? Well I understand that. I mean that's kind
- 47:52Speaker 1: of our job. Now. The other day I wrote you
- 47:56Speaker 1: and said like, hey, before you have this baby, I
- 47:58Speaker 1: gotta have you back on and you write this This
- 48:00Speaker 1: is the ego boost I need because I just felt
- 48:02Speaker 1: like the parents at the swim class hated me. Yes, okay,
- 48:06Speaker 1: so this was like your toddler was like in the
- 48:09Speaker 1: pool with a swim teacher or you were also in
- 48:11Speaker 1: the pool, and he felt like other parents didn't like
- 48:13Speaker 1: you tell me what happened.
- 48:14Speaker 3: It's not the parents, it's the teacher. So she's very
- 48:19Speaker 3: serious about her job. And again she doesn't she's not playful,
- 48:25Speaker 3: you know. And I've always been growing up. I was
- 48:28Speaker 3: always teacher's pet. I was all because I could like schmooze,
- 48:31Speaker 3: you know, like I could be like, oh, I'm going
- 48:33Speaker 3: to meet.
- 48:34Speaker 2: You on your level. Well in this class, I am
- 48:37Speaker 2: not teacher's pet.
- 48:38Speaker 1: I get it. That's hard.
- 48:39Speaker 3: And it's like I'm trying. I want so badly for
- 48:42Speaker 3: you to like me. I want to be validated. I
- 48:45Speaker 3: want to be top of the class, you know. And
- 48:47Speaker 3: now it's not just me, it's also writing on my
- 48:50Speaker 3: child and their ability to go places in life. And
- 48:53Speaker 3: it's like I can't be the reason I'm holding my
- 48:55Speaker 3: child back. And so like I got out of class
- 48:58Speaker 3: and I was crying because I was like telling my wife.
- 49:00Speaker 3: I'm like, I know, I know, but I was telling
- 49:03Speaker 3: my wife, I'm like, like I'm failing as a father,
- 49:06Speaker 3: Like because my thing is is I my wife does
- 49:10Speaker 3: so much. My wife's the best fucking mom in the
- 49:12Speaker 3: entire world. And you know, I come in and I'm
- 49:15Speaker 3: fun and I do stuff, but I also have to
- 49:17Speaker 3: be the disciplinary and my wife doesn't like that sign
- 49:20Speaker 3: of life, and so I have to be a little
- 49:22Speaker 3: bit more stern. But my job was like, I do
- 49:25Speaker 3: swim classes. My pregnant wife does not have to get
- 49:27Speaker 3: in this nasty, piss infested pool, and I'm gonna do
- 49:31Speaker 3: swim with the kids. Well, it started getting bad. They
- 49:35Speaker 3: started not liking it. So then my wife did it
- 49:37Speaker 3: with my daughter because she got scared. She was amazing.
- 49:40Speaker 3: She's backfloating, she's doing a full synchronized swimming routine like
- 49:46Speaker 3: and I'm just like, are you kidding me? So it
- 49:48Speaker 3: was all these things combined together, and you're.
- 49:50Speaker 1: Like, Okay, they like swim class with mommy, but not daddy.
- 49:53Speaker 2: Right now we're back to me in the pool. Actually
- 49:56Speaker 2: we're back to not doing it because the baby's coming
- 49:58Speaker 2: this month and we're not going to be able to
- 50:01Speaker 2: do YEA.
- 50:02Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, I do understand that you want everybody to
- 50:07Speaker 1: like you and you want the swim teacher to like you.
- 50:09Speaker 1: I get that, but in my old age, and I
- 50:13Speaker 1: love to give you advice my old age, I have learned,
- 50:16Speaker 1: and this really does happen when you hit fifty, which
- 50:18Speaker 1: you're so far from. When you hit fifty, people will
- 50:21Speaker 1: tell you just don't give a fuck what people think
- 50:23Speaker 1: about you. Really, you just really don't. You just really
- 50:27Speaker 1: really don't. And it's just the best feeling to be like, Okay, hey,
- 50:31Speaker 1: I didn't get the checkout lady at the grocery store
- 50:33Speaker 1: to be my best friend, and that's okay. The waitress,
- 50:36Speaker 1: the waitress doesn't want to like come home and like
- 50:39Speaker 1: drink one on my couch, like that's okay because I
- 50:42Speaker 1: used to be like this is my job now is
- 50:43Speaker 1: to get this waitress to think I'm.
- 50:45Speaker 2: Like cool, that's where I'm at, And my job.
- 50:47Speaker 1: Is to get this kid's tennis teacher to think I'm
- 50:50Speaker 1: so fun. But now I'm just like I don't care.
- 50:53Speaker 2: I don't see.
- 50:53Speaker 3: I have a situation like if I go somewhere and
- 50:56Speaker 3: like a person working, Like I've been in line at
- 50:59Speaker 3: Jersey Mike's and the lady is helping the guy in
- 51:01Speaker 3: front of me and she's like, oh my god, like
- 51:03Speaker 3: your life, like tell me about your life, telling about
- 51:05Speaker 3: your wife, telling about your kids, all this stuff.
- 51:07Speaker 2: And then it comes to me, and she's like, what
- 51:10Speaker 2: do you want? And I'm just like, now, here's the problem. Though,
- 51:15Speaker 2: my wife did tell me that I hear myself say like,
- 51:19Speaker 2: oh hi, how are you? Like?
- 51:22Speaker 3: Oh, I hope you have me in a great day.
- 51:23Speaker 3: You know, That's how I hear myself. But my wife
- 51:25Speaker 3: said that I do this.
- 51:27Speaker 2: Can I get like a turkey sandwich?
- 51:30Speaker 3: And I was like, are you shirks? I think I'm
- 51:33Speaker 3: pretty friendly and she says, no, you're not.
- 51:35Speaker 1: I bet it's somewhere in the middle. Yeah. My husband
- 51:38Speaker 1: has a thing that he does that the kids make
- 51:40Speaker 1: fun of him, and it also bob draws me crazy.
- 51:42Speaker 1: The white shess will come up and maybe you do
- 51:44Speaker 1: this too. She'll come up and go, hey, I'm Suzanne.
- 51:47Speaker 1: I'm gonna be taking you guys word. Can I get
- 51:49Speaker 1: you started with any appetizers you need? Drinks in the bar?
- 51:52Speaker 1: And my husband will go, hey, Suzanne, great, thanks, Yeah,
- 51:56Speaker 1: I think we're going to get some And I'm like
- 51:58Speaker 1: why why?
- 52:00Speaker 2: And he's wrong, what did you do wrong?
- 52:02Speaker 1: Because what he does is he overly says the waitress's name.
- 52:06Speaker 3: Oh no, I don't do that, because the second someone
- 52:08Speaker 3: says their name, it's in and out of my head.
- 52:10Speaker 1: Yeah, he makes a point, he makes a point to
- 52:11Speaker 1: remember it, and then he overly uses it. So when
- 52:14Speaker 1: she comes back to the table, Yeah, when she comes.
- 52:17Speaker 2: Back, I don't even remember if that was the name
- 52:19Speaker 2: you said, because it was.
- 52:21Speaker 1: He'll go Suzanne. You know, I was thinking, and I'm like,
- 52:25Speaker 1: now you're just doing it to bug Yeah, and he's
- 52:28Speaker 1: doing it to bug us.
- 52:29Speaker 3: Sometimes I will do something where I really want them
- 52:31Speaker 3: to like me, so I'm like, what do you suggest, Like,
- 52:33Speaker 3: what's your favorite thing? And then they say it and
- 52:35Speaker 3: then I go, okay, I'm going to get the other
- 52:38Speaker 3: thing instead.
- 52:39Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And he does that too, what's your
- 52:43Speaker 1: favorite thing on the menu or whatever, And I'm like,
- 52:44Speaker 1: you're not going to get what they say. You're not
- 52:46Speaker 1: getting muscles, you know, you're getting a steak. Let's let's
- 52:49Speaker 1: just cut this bullshit.
- 52:50Speaker 2: I'm getting the.
- 52:51Speaker 1: Checkout, I'm getting, I'm getting up. Oh, I'm getting a
- 52:55Speaker 1: fried pickle. That's what I'm getting. We were just like,
- 52:58Speaker 1: you don't know about fried pickles, but we were just
- 53:00Speaker 1: at the beach and there's a place where that's the
- 53:02Speaker 1: best fried pickles. They're little pickle chips and they fry
- 53:04Speaker 1: them and then you dip them in ranch and ace.
- 53:06Speaker 1: It is so fucking good.
- 53:07Speaker 3: You know, I don't love a pickle, but I love Relish,
- 53:10Speaker 3: and that's been a whole identity crisis for me.
- 53:12Speaker 1: I don't like relish at all, but I love pickles.
- 53:14Speaker 2: I love Relish.
- 53:16Speaker 1: Maybe I should relish a try.
- 53:18Speaker 2: Maybe I should get pickles to try.
- 53:19Speaker 1: But I'm not going to have you ever had a sweet, girkin.
- 53:22Speaker 2: No, I've never had a pickle. I've had like a
- 53:25Speaker 2: pickle by.
- 53:25Speaker 3: Accident in like a burger, and then I'm oh and
- 53:28Speaker 3: I spit it out.
- 53:29Speaker 2: That's the only time I've had a pickle.
- 53:31Speaker 1: Okay, let's go back tobody. Okay, okay, all right, So
- 53:36Speaker 1: Adriana ratchet retchet. We haven't solved it, all right, Well,
- 53:39Speaker 1: we did solve that. We love geeky. Okay, Yes, was
- 53:42Speaker 1: Stephanie wrong to make so many plain rules? And if
- 53:45Speaker 1: they were only going to be on the plane for
- 53:47Speaker 1: twenty two minutes, why did she have to make so
- 53:49Speaker 1: many rules by going to the bathroom, people can hold
- 53:51Speaker 1: it for twenty two minutes.
- 53:53Speaker 2: But also, like her making the rules about the bathroom
- 53:58Speaker 2: instantly made me want to.
- 54:00Speaker 1: Take like no don't say something gross, place.
- 54:03Speaker 2: Something that's gonna make it happen.
- 54:05Speaker 3: I'm going to the restroom now because you've said you
- 54:07Speaker 3: don't want me to, now I have to.
- 54:10Speaker 2: Now.
- 54:10Speaker 3: I'm I'm gonna wear bedazzled jeans because I'm cutting up
- 54:14Speaker 3: all your seats. Okay, I am pooping on the flight,
- 54:18Speaker 3: I am dancing, screaming, I am trying to fornicate with
- 54:23Speaker 3: the pilot like I really everything because I hate you
- 54:26Speaker 3: so much for all these stupid rules. My thing is
- 54:29Speaker 3: is I feel like, when you've got money, you do
- 54:33Speaker 3: whatever you It doesn't matter if I scratch your seats.
- 54:35Speaker 3: You're replacing that seat tomorrow, and you don't even care
- 54:37Speaker 3: because it's.
- 54:38Speaker 1: Because it's a rented plane. Right, So it's not like
- 54:41Speaker 1: they don't. They don't own a plane that stays in Spain.
- 54:45Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Right? They just don't.
- 54:46Speaker 1: They just don't.
- 54:47Speaker 3: It's just so incredible annoying. And her whole personality is
- 54:51Speaker 3: that she has money. Her sisters don't talk to her
- 54:54Speaker 3: because they're too sensitive. I'm like, that means you're a bitch.
- 54:57Speaker 3: Like I don't know what else to tell you.
- 54:59Speaker 1: That agree with that, I have to agree with that. Yeah,
- 55:03Speaker 1: now I'm scared they're gonna sue me. Okay, that's all right.
- 55:05Speaker 1: So Marisol did that nice thing for Stephanie even though
- 55:08Speaker 1: Stephanie had been horrible to her, and then Stephanie takes
- 55:11Speaker 1: Alexia over to the side and was like, Okay, so
- 55:13Speaker 1: here's the thing, and then she keeps going, you guys
- 55:15Speaker 1: are twins. You guys are twins, and they are They
- 55:18Speaker 1: are like freaking frat they are like twins. That is true.
- 55:22Speaker 1: But I think that Stephanie, much like Katie on OC,
- 55:25Speaker 1: who we're getting to, is picking the wrong the wrong one,
- 55:29Speaker 1: just picking the wrong battle. You're not going to try
- 55:31Speaker 1: to divide up Alexia and Marisol. It's never going to happen.
- 55:34Speaker 1: So get them on you, get them on your team together,
- 55:38Speaker 1: and quit trying to be like, well, I'm going to
- 55:40Speaker 1: talk to you over here, and you know that, do
- 55:42Speaker 1: you agree.
- 55:43Speaker 3: I'm hopping on Stephanie's plane right now and I'm flying
- 55:45Speaker 3: right to OC because I need to know what you're saying,
- 55:49Speaker 3: because I'm going to tell you right now, and you
- 55:52Speaker 3: better watch your mouth.
- 55:53Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I.
- 55:55Speaker 3: Am here for Katie. I will die for Katie, and
- 56:00Speaker 3: any slander against Katie, I will make up rumors and
- 56:04Speaker 3: lies about you.
- 56:06Speaker 1: You guys heard it here first. If you hear A
- 56:08Speaker 1: say anything about me, he just admitted it's a rumor.
- 56:11Speaker 2: Nli, I will deny saying that.
- 56:13Speaker 1: Okay, before we get ay I, before we get to her. Yes,
- 56:21Speaker 1: what's the scoop? Did Anna tell you? What's this gooop?
- 56:25Speaker 1: Of Julia's older daughters just quit talking to her because
- 56:28Speaker 1: they adopted these two boys.
- 56:30Speaker 3: I okay, this is not even from Anna. I believe
- 56:34Speaker 3: that Julia is very dark spirited. There is something so
- 56:39Speaker 3: scary about her. She is not that woman that we
- 56:42Speaker 3: met the first season, like she was playing a role
- 56:45Speaker 3: were we were enjoying her.
- 56:47Speaker 2: She was fun, she was warm.
- 56:49Speaker 3: Inviting that this is the real Julia and she is terrifying.
- 56:55Speaker 3: And you know what, so is Martina. And every time
- 56:58Speaker 3: she says Martina is babysitting those kids, I want to
- 57:01Speaker 3: vomit because I'm like, you know what, Martina could be
- 57:04Speaker 3: their great grandma, but she's their mama, so she's not babysitting.
- 57:08Speaker 1: Okay, when people say my husband's babysitting, it drives me bonkers.
- 57:12Speaker 1: I'm like, you're not paying him he is, in fact, the.
- 57:14Speaker 2: Parent, right, that's not called babysitting.
- 57:17Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with that. I agree with that.
- 57:19Speaker 3: I think that Martina's dark spirited, which I guess. Apparently
- 57:23Speaker 3: she's a lot of people's idol and hero so that's
- 57:26Speaker 3: that's tough water. I didn't I don't really know who
- 57:28Speaker 3: she is. I just know that she's an old bag
- 57:29Speaker 3: who shuffles around.
- 57:30Speaker 1: In her little very famous tennis players something.
- 57:36Speaker 3: Okay, but she's not anymore like put her up against
- 57:39Speaker 3: Venus and Serena, now okay.
- 57:41Speaker 1: I don't know. And like she said about her children, no,
- 57:43Speaker 1: she will not tease them to play tennis until they
- 57:45Speaker 1: get good, and then she'll play. I was like, well
- 57:48Speaker 1: then you'll be ninety seven, So I don't know.
- 57:50Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna wheel your oxygen tank out to the court.
- 57:54Speaker 1: Yeah, but her older daughter's not talking to her. Is
- 57:57Speaker 1: dark and sad.
- 57:58Speaker 3: And let's not forget a season or two ago she
- 58:01Speaker 3: was didn't know where her daughter was going to school.
- 58:05Speaker 1: Well, it was somewhere in Europe. She had that much,
- 58:08Speaker 1: just the continent.
- 58:09Speaker 2: She had the continent.
- 58:10Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, are we excited about Marizol taking everybody own her?
- 58:15Speaker 1: Richard Branson Virgin cruise I am.
- 58:17Speaker 3: I am very excited about that because I always wanted
- 58:20Speaker 3: to fly. Is Virgin Airlines even still a thing?
- 58:23Speaker 1: I yeah, I think it is. Oh god, see once again,
- 58:27Speaker 1: I'm not completely sure, but I do know about these.
- 58:31Speaker 1: Let's switch for me not knowing that the I do
- 58:34Speaker 1: know the cruise ships in my mind. When I first
- 58:36Speaker 1: saw it, I was like, because they had all these
- 58:38Speaker 1: specials going like a ride at first, like you could
- 58:40Speaker 1: get it for nothing. I was like, ingrid, and I
- 58:42Speaker 1: can go on this cruise ship and get like the
- 58:45Speaker 1: mac Daddy Rocket Roll Penthouse Sweet m for like one
- 58:49Speaker 1: hundred dollars a night. Like it was so cheap at
- 58:51Speaker 1: first because they were trying to really get people on it.
- 58:54Speaker 1: But I was like, oh, well then it must be gross.
- 58:57Speaker 2: I'll never go on a cruise.
- 58:58Speaker 1: Well I love cruises, but people say people say that
- 59:01Speaker 1: actually it is nice and fun and you can get
- 59:04Speaker 1: tattoos on that cruise.
- 59:05Speaker 2: Oh well I always no. I still wouldn't.
- 59:09Speaker 3: I would rather get typhoid than go there on a cruise. Okay,
- 59:14Speaker 3: I don't even know what typhoid is, but it sounds bad.
- 59:16Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you flash four to five years
- 59:18Speaker 1: when you've got all those kids on a Disney cruise
- 59:20Speaker 1: and you'll thank me.
- 59:22Speaker 3: I'm not bringing my children on Disney cruise because they'll
- 59:24Speaker 3: fall off the side.
- 59:25Speaker 2: My children are made them.
- 59:27Speaker 1: No, they won't. They'll they'll be.
- 59:28Speaker 2: Swinging around the sides in the ocean.
- 59:30Speaker 1: They won't. They'll be in the kids camp and you
- 59:32Speaker 1: guys will be enjoying a cocktail and the adults only.
- 59:35Speaker 3: I would never put my kids in the kids camp
- 59:36Speaker 3: because they're going to come back sick and I can't
- 59:38Speaker 3: get sick ace the I can't even put my kids
- 59:42Speaker 3: like in the gym daycare right now for thirty minutes
- 59:44Speaker 3: because I'm like, I can't get sick from that.
- 59:46Speaker 1: It's but you put them on the people, It's okay.
- 59:48Speaker 2: That's well. The people kills everything.
- 59:50Speaker 3: There's so much chlorine in there. I come out and
- 59:52Speaker 3: I'm like glowing from the chlorine. But I always wanted
- 59:56Speaker 3: to go on a Virgin Airlines flight because I always had.
- 1:00:00Speaker 3: It looked so cool and fun and fancy, and I
- 1:00:04Speaker 3: never have been. I usually just fly Southwest.
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: I do think it is still a thing, but it's
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: not as big as it was. They've taken over the
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: cruise industry. Okay, now we're gonna talk about OC and
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: I want you to just relax for just a second, like,
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: don't start at me, Okay, just calm down, so liar, Okay,
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: I did enjoy the lightest exorcists. I enjoyed it quite
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: a bit.
- 1:00:32Speaker 2: All right, Well, my kids are calling. I need to go.
- 1:00:36Speaker 2: It was disgusting. Why I have I have? I'm born
- 1:00:41Speaker 2: and raised on housewives.
- 1:00:43Speaker 3: Housewives of Orange County premiered on my sixteenth birthday. I
- 1:00:47Speaker 3: was home and I was watching it like I knew
- 1:00:49Speaker 3: from the beginning, this is this is my world. Like okay,
- 1:00:53Speaker 3: rich women screaming each other, like I'm in for this,
- 1:00:55Speaker 3: like you know, it's it's It's raised me. I have
- 1:01:00Speaker 3: never The only other time that I have felt this
- 1:01:03Speaker 3: uncomfortable was Ramona Singer going to Black Shabat. Okay, like otherwise,
- 1:01:09Speaker 3: I have never been so uncomfortable watching a moment in
- 1:01:15Speaker 3: housewives history. I'm talking Taylor Armstrong's husband killed himself and
- 1:01:19Speaker 3: we're having to talk about it, you know, like, I
- 1:01:22Speaker 3: have never been more uncomfortable than this lie detector test
- 1:01:26Speaker 3: in my entire Why but why?
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: Because you felt like it was a setup. You felt
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: like it.
- 1:01:30Speaker 3: Was a setup, it was a gotcha. These are not really.
- 1:01:34Speaker 3: This is the same guy who's done a lie detector
- 1:01:36Speaker 3: on every single Bravo.
- 1:01:37Speaker 2: Show, and I think and if you go on.
- 1:01:40Speaker 3: His website it says like these are This is not
- 1:01:44Speaker 3: an actual lie detector test. An actual lie detector test
- 1:01:47Speaker 3: needs these sort of situations, and there have been times
- 1:01:49Speaker 3: where the results are chosen by whoever is paying me.
- 1:01:52Speaker 3: It's for entertainment purposes only, and that woman and her
- 1:01:56Speaker 3: bangs need to You have bigger problems than your bangs.
- 1:02:01Speaker 3: You look like freaking a dark haired Elvira from the
- 1:02:04Speaker 3: Looney Tunes.
- 1:02:05Speaker 2: You're terrible. You're an awful human being.
- 1:02:08Speaker 3: To sit there and be like, oh, she's so full
- 1:02:11Speaker 3: of fucking shit. You're full of shit, and you're full
- 1:02:14Speaker 3: of awful bangs. You're full of terrible hair choices. So
- 1:02:18Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but maybe Katie did lie. And I'm okay
- 1:02:21Speaker 3: with that because the other option is that I have
- 1:02:23Speaker 3: to side with you, and I have to side with Emily,
- 1:02:26Speaker 3: who I now hate.
- 1:02:27Speaker 2: I have to side with Gina.
- 1:02:29Speaker 3: And the only reason I would ever forgive Gina is
- 1:02:31Speaker 3: if she let me crack her back, because I know
- 1:02:33Speaker 3: she's got a big crack in there.
- 1:02:34Speaker 2: She's got such a haunchy shoulder. I would love to
- 1:02:37Speaker 2: just crack her back for her.
- 1:02:39Speaker 3: That's the only reason I won't forgive Gina is if
- 1:02:41Speaker 3: she lets me do that, that's it.
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: Okay, So you're telling me you're on the side of Gretchen.
- 1:02:50Speaker 2: No, ew, I hate Gretchen.
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: Well, the issue here is, did Gretchen say yes, hey
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: the next day I had to go to the hospital.
- 1:02:59Speaker 3: Yes, And we saw her say. We saw her say
- 1:03:01Speaker 3: to Tamora, yeah I did go I was so sick.
- 1:03:04Speaker 3: And then she say, no, I never went pick a lane.
- 1:03:07Speaker 3: Pick a lane because you know what, let me tell
- 1:03:10Speaker 3: you why Katie is the friend everybody should want in life.
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: Because wow, okay, how.
- 1:03:16Speaker 2: Dare you do? You see my eye twitch? It's coming back.
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: I've seen your reaction earlier. I thought maybe your screen froze,
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: but you were staring at me in horror. But go ahead.
- 1:03:26Speaker 3: Katie was willing to sacrifice her own integrity to cover
- 1:03:32Speaker 3: for Gretchen. So she had to say because if she
- 1:03:36Speaker 3: said yeah, I did say that, they're going to say, well,
- 1:03:39Speaker 3: why did you say that? And she's gonna have to
- 1:03:40Speaker 3: say because Gretchen told me, but instead she tried her
- 1:03:44Speaker 3: best to be like, no, I didn't say that. I
- 1:03:47Speaker 3: was you know, I don't know where that came from,
- 1:03:49Speaker 3: because if she came out and said I did say that,
- 1:03:53Speaker 3: I said it because that's what Gretchen said at dinner
- 1:03:55Speaker 3: at Mastro's. Matt was there, Slade was there, Jen and
- 1:04:00Speaker 3: her stupid ass who I loved Jen before.
- 1:04:02Speaker 2: I was willing to die for Jen. Not anymore. I'm
- 1:04:06Speaker 2: not dying for I'm getting up off the tracks. I'm
- 1:04:08Speaker 2: getting up off the tracks.
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: Okay, So we do all think Gretchen said that at
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: that dinner up with the sixth of Them? Yes, Okay,
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: I think Gretchen said it too. H But I also
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: think Katie has been caught in so many lies, and
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: I think what it is is that she tells a
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: little lie about something that's insignificant, right, you know how
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: people do. Sometimes you're like, why would you even lie
- 1:04:31Speaker 1: about that?
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: I lie all the time.
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: Okay, So, but what I'm saying is that when she
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: is telling the truth in this Gretchen situation, people are like, yeah,
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: but you lied about this, you lied about that.
- 1:04:44Speaker 3: So it's not about that Katie came on last season
- 1:04:47Speaker 3: first time. First season, everyone loved Katie. Nobody had a
- 1:04:51Speaker 3: problem with Katie. We loved that she was willing to
- 1:04:52Speaker 3: go up against Heather du Bro, who also we've all
- 1:04:55Speaker 3: skipped over the fact that she lied apparently by Big
- 1:04:58Speaker 3: Bangs rules, and then she said that she didn't call
- 1:05:02Speaker 3: the paparazzi, and they said that was a lie, but
- 1:05:04Speaker 3: we're all like, oh, forgive it's Heather. I hate Heather
- 1:05:07Speaker 3: to Bro so much with like a burning passion lately.
- 1:05:10Speaker 3: I think that they did not like that Katie was
- 1:05:12Speaker 3: well received because when we first met Gina, she was
- 1:05:15Speaker 3: living in a casita, like we weren't here for her
- 1:05:17Speaker 3: and her terrible extensions, and they're mad because they didn't
- 1:05:20Speaker 3: get that same treatment. And then they're like, we are
- 1:05:22Speaker 3: going to band together and we're gonna take Katie down.
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: Well, I do think Katie stretches the truth or tells
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: untruth when there's really no reason for it, and so
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: that means when you are telling the truth, people won't
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: believe you. It's a fable oldest time called the Boy
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: who Cried Wolf? So do you know about that? Are
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: you too young to know that?
- 1:05:46Speaker 2: No?
- 1:05:46Speaker 3: I know about the Boy who Cried wolf. I am
- 1:05:48Speaker 3: the boy who cried wolf all the time. Do you
- 1:05:49Speaker 3: know how many times that I have had serious illnesses
- 1:05:53Speaker 3: in my life just to find out it was a headache?
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: Okay? Are you I know?
- 1:05:59Speaker 2: No?
- 1:06:00Speaker 3: Not okay, because it's been a lot of stress on me,
- 1:06:03Speaker 3: having to like constantly become a part of a new
- 1:06:07Speaker 3: like Facebook group of like, hey, we all have Alzheimer's,
- 1:06:10Speaker 3: and I'm like me too early on set, you know,
- 1:06:12Speaker 3: like it's like I can't remember something, or like my
- 1:06:15Speaker 3: I twitch. Do you know what this is? This is Parkinson's? Okay,
- 1:06:19Speaker 3: Like there's always and I wish that I was even
- 1:06:22Speaker 3: joking right now. I am so the amount of health
- 1:06:26Speaker 3: anxiety I have is next level.
- 1:06:29Speaker 1: So you were very upset about my story.
- 1:06:32Speaker 3: Oh immediately I was like, hmm, my stomach is kind
- 1:06:37Speaker 3: of hurting, you know. Yeah, I'm like, do I taste blood?
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: Okay? No, I never tasted blood, I.
- 1:06:44Speaker 2: Know, but I just I'm making my own symptoms.
- 1:06:46Speaker 1: Okay. Okay, Well let me tell you something right now.
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: We're gonna have to have a lot of therapy. Me
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: and you when your kids go to school and one
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: of them comes home with lice, because it will happen
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: and then.
- 1:06:58Speaker 3: I've never had life. My wife never had lice. Maybe
- 1:07:01Speaker 3: it's too hot here.
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you something. I also never had
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: lice and still have never had lice, but my kids did.
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: And let me tell you what you do. You throw
- 1:07:12Speaker 1: money at that problem. You call the lice lady who
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: comes over and does it for don't don't go to
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: CBS and try to wrap your kids heading olive oil
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: and home remedy. Yet I'm looking at you, Ingrid, that's
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: what she did. I'm like, No, the lyce Lady's two
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: hundred dollars, the life Lady's coming over. Everybody in the
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: neighborhood coming over and getting their hair combed out.
- 1:07:29Speaker 2: Yeah, thank god, I like that. I appreciate that.
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: Anybody else that lies come on over.
- 1:07:33Speaker 3: So I stand with Katie, now known liar. It is
- 1:07:38Speaker 3: gross as a known liar. You know, we all lie.
- 1:07:42Speaker 2: You don't lie?
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: Oh? Yes, yes, of course everybody lying is strong. But
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: I would say, yes, sometimes you do have to bend
- 1:07:50Speaker 1: the truth.
- 1:07:51Speaker 3: Every day. Every day we all lie. Every day, we
- 1:07:53Speaker 3: all lie. I asked you, I said, does Ingrid hate me?
- 1:07:55Speaker 3: And you said no? And I said, why you know Ingred,
- 1:07:59Speaker 3: it's Okay, it's okay. I'm I am beneath her level
- 1:08:03Speaker 3: of smart and I understand that and I know.
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: My place, but she wouldn't know that if you didn't
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: tell her.
- 1:08:08Speaker 3: She does listen to the podcast, nor producer.
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: Let me tell you what I think. Sometimes she does,
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: like in the transcript, you know where she figure out
- 1:08:21Speaker 1: where to put the commercials and stuff. I think sometimes
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: she does look up her name because because she will say,
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: heard you and Keisha talking about me, I go, yeah,
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: Keisha is like so impressed. I'll be like, oh, Ingery
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: can't come because she's She's like, she goes again, if
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: you looked at your window right now and you're would
- 1:08:37Speaker 1: be like riding a whale past your house. She was like,
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: she just can do everything.
- 1:08:42Speaker 3: And you know so well, if Ingrid is reading the transcript,
- 1:08:46Speaker 3: I just want to go on record.
- 1:08:46Speaker 2: I love her, great woman.
- 1:08:48Speaker 3: I think that she's so fun, amazing, whole, creative, busy, booked.
- 1:08:53Speaker 2: You know, all of it.
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: Everybody loves her. We talked to my ad guy who's
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: supposed to love me, is always like, if everybody just
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: has somebody like Ingrid, I'm like.
- 1:09:01Speaker 2: Okay, nobody's ever said that about me.
- 1:09:04Speaker 3: If everybody just had an ACE, They're like, their life
- 1:09:07Speaker 3: would be more complicated, that's.
- 1:09:08Speaker 2: What they say.
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: Well, I'm concerned about your hypochondriaism.
- 1:09:13Speaker 3: Oh it's been like this my whole life, and you
- 1:09:15Speaker 3: know why, let me tell this. Let me put this
- 1:09:17Speaker 3: out there as a fore warning to all parents. Okay,
- 1:09:20Speaker 3: my parents never once ever believed anything was wrong with me.
- 1:09:25Speaker 3: So now I go overdrive and like because I'm like, well,
- 1:09:29Speaker 3: they didn't know I had walking pneumonia and whooping cough
- 1:09:32Speaker 3: for three months before my dad finally took me to
- 1:09:35Speaker 3: the doctor, who was like.
- 1:09:36Speaker 2: Just drink some cough, sure of your far.
- 1:09:40Speaker 3: I was dying basically, and he was like, your fine,
- 1:09:44Speaker 3: no problems here.
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: How old are your parents?
- 1:09:48Speaker 2: You mid sixties.
- 1:09:51Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm the youngest of six, so my parents really
- 1:09:55Speaker 3: raised me like I was born in the eighties, but
- 1:09:57Speaker 3: I'm a nineties child through and through.
- 1:10:00Speaker 2: It was also left alone a lot, so.
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: That would be like an eighties kid like me just
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: left him just latch key. Yeah.
- 1:10:06Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:10:06Speaker 3: I was fourteen when my parents left the country for
- 1:10:08Speaker 3: three weeks.
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: Do you know My husband was the youngest of four
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: and his parents too, were like, we're going to go
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: to China for a month, like you will not be
- 1:10:16Speaker 1: able to reach us right now. You'll have to go
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: to the neighbor and ask them to make an international
- 1:10:20Speaker 1: call to the hotel to get a message to our
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: room that will get the next day. If you need
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: anything otherwise, like call your grandma. She's down the road,
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: see you.
- 1:10:28Speaker 3: Yeah, just like good luck. And you know what, I
- 1:10:30Speaker 3: didn't do anything. I didn't do anything bad. I just
- 1:10:33Speaker 3: I slept on the couch, I ate whatever I wanted.
- 1:10:36Speaker 3: I didn't wash my dishes, and I stayed up all hours.
- 1:10:40Speaker 3: I went to school every morning on time, came home,
- 1:10:42Speaker 3: went to sports, and then came home Like, I didn't
- 1:10:46Speaker 3: do anything bad. I was never a bad kid like that,
- 1:10:48Speaker 3: maybe because I hate people.
- 1:10:50Speaker 1: I'm sure he did terrible things. I'm sure he had
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: like a girl's over and parties and people jumping off
- 1:10:55Speaker 1: the roof, and.
- 1:10:56Speaker 2: I had girls over so we could watch Zoe one on.
- 1:10:58Speaker 1: One house hadn't started yet.
- 1:11:05Speaker 2: Listen. I just you're a liar. I'm a liar.
- 1:11:09Speaker 3: We all lie, we all do things. Katie lied for
- 1:11:12Speaker 3: the betterment of helping Gretchen not look so terrible because
- 1:11:17Speaker 3: I think that she went to that lunch with Kiki Monique,
- 1:11:19Speaker 3: and she was like, listen, like, I think we're having
- 1:11:23Speaker 3: a conversation, just as friends. Kiki Monique went and ran
- 1:11:26Speaker 3: her mouth and told Brian Moylin, who then said something
- 1:11:30Speaker 3: to Tamra and that's where everything went. And I stand
- 1:11:35Speaker 3: with Katie. I think that she's absolutely right. I think
- 1:11:38Speaker 3: the gang up at the lie detector test was disgusting.
- 1:11:42Speaker 3: Emily standing there, of course, Emily didn't fail a single question,
- 1:11:45Speaker 3: the person who set the entire thing up, and Emily
- 1:11:48Speaker 3: being like, I think you should go. Can you imagine
- 1:11:51Speaker 3: you're at somebody's house as an adult and the person
- 1:11:55Speaker 3: hosting it says I think you should leave.
- 1:11:59Speaker 1: That would really hurt my.
- 1:12:00Speaker 2: That would be the meanest. Like, I'm so. I felt
- 1:12:04Speaker 2: so embarrassed for Katie. I felt so bad for Katie.
- 1:12:07Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but go grab another sandwich at Jimmy John's
- 1:12:10Speaker 2: and sit in asana. Emily, you don't bring anything to
- 1:12:14Speaker 2: this show. The most interesting thing about you is that
- 1:12:16Speaker 2: your husband's a little gremlin all right running around. Wow.
- 1:12:22Speaker 1: Okay, let's let's take a breath, a cleansing breath.
- 1:12:26Speaker 2: Let's I'm heated. I'm heated.
- 1:12:29Speaker 3: Okay, don't get me started on Casita's house like that
- 1:12:32Speaker 3: thing is okay.
- 1:12:34Speaker 1: But you know what's so interesting about this is everybody
- 1:12:36Speaker 1: thought like the big story would be like Tamar's back
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: and everybody hates Tamar. It's really not. So that's good.
- 1:12:42Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's.
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: Because again, I don't mind Tamar.
- 1:12:46Speaker 3: I will say this now that I see that Tamra,
- 1:12:48Speaker 3: because Tamara knows how to read the audience. She's like, oh,
- 1:12:50Speaker 3: hold on, none of this is going well. About the
- 1:12:52Speaker 3: Katie situation, everyone's mad at the rest of the cast.
- 1:12:55Speaker 3: I'm gonna befriend Katie and even if she's just using
- 1:12:58Speaker 3: her I'm back on Tamor's side. Tama can do no
- 1:13:00Speaker 3: wrong in my eyes because she's on Katie's side and
- 1:13:02Speaker 3: I'm here for Katie. And I think Katie is absolutely gorgeous.
- 1:13:05Speaker 3: I think she's funny. I think that she is a
- 1:13:07Speaker 3: housewife like we've never seen before because she gets backed
- 1:13:10Speaker 3: into a corner and she stays calm that does not happen.
- 1:13:14Speaker 3: It's so attractive to me because I can never do that.
- 1:13:17Speaker 1: I can. Okay, Well, this has been Katie corner with Ace.
- 1:13:23Speaker 1: Does Anna agree with you on this?
- 1:13:26Speaker 3: She didn't until the lie detect her test and now
- 1:13:29Speaker 3: she's like, nope, sorry, I'm mad at Emily, I'm mad
- 1:13:31Speaker 3: at Gina, and she's not to like the level I
- 1:13:34Speaker 3: am with Katie. But also I gotta say, Katie and
- 1:13:39Speaker 3: her husband, I've never been like, oh silver Fox, you know, yeah,
- 1:13:44Speaker 3: he is so hot to me and them together, just
- 1:13:47Speaker 3: like if they ever have a sex tape, just know
- 1:13:50Speaker 3: that I was first in line to buy it.
- 1:13:52Speaker 1: Okay, do you work for Katie Janella? Are you on
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: her PR team?
- 1:13:56Speaker 3: She is never bat an eye my way. She is
- 1:13:59Speaker 3: never paid attention to anything I've said about her. I
- 1:14:02Speaker 3: come for her defense all the time, and she's never
- 1:14:07Speaker 3: said anything about it. But I it's because I don't
- 1:14:10Speaker 3: need to be paid. When you care for someone, you
- 1:14:13Speaker 3: just love them that much.
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:14:14Speaker 3: Yes, that's how I feel about Katie. Also, she went
- 1:14:17Speaker 3: against Heather Dubrow, who I can't stand.
- 1:14:21Speaker 1: Gosh. Okay, sound like Heather Debrow too.
- 1:14:24Speaker 2: Well, Okay, we all have bad taste.
- 1:14:26Speaker 1: Sometimes, I know, Well, yours is interesting.
- 1:14:30Speaker 2: Mine's top tier.
- 1:14:32Speaker 1: Listen, I gotta tell you something. I bet we're gonna
- 1:14:35Speaker 1: talk in a month or maybe two months or even
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: a year. And I believe you're gonna have flip flopped
- 1:14:39Speaker 1: completely against Katie.
- 1:14:41Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
- 1:14:42Speaker 1: I think it's your.
- 1:14:43Speaker 3: First I think you're gonna flip flop. I think you're
- 1:14:45Speaker 3: gonna come back and be like, wow, Katie really was
- 1:14:47Speaker 3: down in the trenches a soldier. On Veteran's Day, you're
- 1:14:53Speaker 3: gonna stand up and say I stand with Katie Janella
- 1:14:55Speaker 3: because she fought for our rights as a housewife.
- 1:15:00Speaker 2: That's what you're gonna do.
- 1:15:03Speaker 1: Veterans Day? Yes, absolutely, Okay, what month is that? In?
- 1:15:08Speaker 2: November?
- 1:15:09Speaker 1: October?
- 1:15:10Speaker 2: October?
- 1:15:12Speaker 1: I had no idea.
- 1:15:12Speaker 2: Maybe it's Oh shoot, okay, let's google. Let's look it
- 1:15:15Speaker 2: up Veterans Day. We don't want to November eleventh. I
- 1:15:18Speaker 2: knew it eleven eleven.
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: Look at you.
- 1:15:22Speaker 2: Don't say I don't know stuff.
- 1:15:24Speaker 1: You know stuff. See now, quit talking about how you're stupid,
- 1:15:26Speaker 1: because I don't like that at all. It really upsets me.
- 1:15:29Speaker 2: That's so nice.
- 1:15:30Speaker 3: Well they say it just so that you'll give me
- 1:15:31Speaker 3: compliments and tell me I'm smart.
- 1:15:33Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, well then it worked. I just
- 1:15:36Speaker 1: want to tell you that I just got in the mail.
- 1:15:38Speaker 1: I don't know if you can see it over here, this.
- 1:15:39Speaker 2: Little pillow, the one that the words on.
- 1:15:42Speaker 1: It, Yeah, can you see what it says?
- 1:15:44Speaker 2: No, it's very blurry.
- 1:15:45Speaker 1: It says, I just don't think at this age, I'm
- 1:15:49Speaker 1: meant to lead an uncomfortable life.
- 1:15:52Speaker 3: I have a shirt that says where's my lolaza pan
- 1:15:54Speaker 3: on it because I love that woman.
- 1:15:57Speaker 1: So I got that pillow and it came and we
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: ran a town and we came back and I was
- 1:16:01Speaker 1: like opening. You know, I get so excited when I
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: open my package, just when I've been out of town.
- 1:16:05Speaker 1: And I was opening this and this pillow came out
- 1:16:07Speaker 1: and my husband goes, what is that? And I go, oh,
- 1:16:11Speaker 1: you know it's it's from White Lotus. And he's like, huh, well,
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: what's the white Lotus? So I showed him the full
- 1:16:16Speaker 1: clip not just her saying that, but the full clip
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: of like him saying well, sure you could, and she's like, no,
- 1:16:22Speaker 1: I could. And then that's when he like formulated he's
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: going to kill the family. So I'm I'm spoiler alert,
- 1:16:27Speaker 1: and I showed it to my husband and I go,
- 1:16:30Speaker 1: see what happens is he's in financial trouble blah blah blah,
- 1:16:34Speaker 1: and they're in Thailand and the daughter has gone over
- 1:16:36Speaker 1: to decide wants to live in the monaster. He's like, gross,
- 1:16:38Speaker 1: what are you going to be a Buddhist? And I'm
- 1:16:40Speaker 1: telling them the whole thing, and and I go, but
- 1:16:44Speaker 1: see when that happened. Then he said like, oh, maybe,
- 1:16:47Speaker 1: like because I did put the family. He goes, well,
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: you could tell he put the family in financial ruin
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: by his reaction.
- 1:16:53Speaker 3: And I was like, shut up, shut up, Like come on,
- 1:16:57Speaker 3: he wants to kill his family, like to kill us.
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: He's going to kill his family so that nobody has
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: to work shop at Target. I mean, really, I.
- 1:17:07Speaker 2: Think they're good the way things are looking. They were
- 1:17:09Speaker 2: going to be at Walmart.
- 1:17:10Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. He was he was he thought
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: Target was bad. He didn't even know about Walmart.
- 1:17:17Speaker 3: I just met someone the other day who said she
- 1:17:19Speaker 3: had a friend who lives near us and has never
- 1:17:21Speaker 3: been to Target.
- 1:17:23Speaker 2: Okay, why that's a weird flex.
- 1:17:26Speaker 1: Because they're too fancy or there like against it, or.
- 1:17:28Speaker 3: They just feel like, I don't think they have anything
- 1:17:30Speaker 3: I need. You've never needed a piece of shit that's
- 1:17:34Speaker 3: on the dollar rack or three dollar rack that you're like,
- 1:17:36Speaker 3: I'm going to bring this home and then I'm going
- 1:17:37Speaker 3: to forget I have it and eventually throw it away.
- 1:17:41Speaker 1: That's living, right living?
- 1:17:43Speaker 2: Can I ask you a question.
- 1:17:44Speaker 3: I want to put you on the hotspot for a
- 1:17:45Speaker 3: real quick second here, Okay, before we go. You know
- 1:17:49Speaker 3: you've had some You've had some guests in your life.
- 1:17:54Speaker 3: You know I would love to know, and I want
- 1:17:57Speaker 3: to put you in. You have to answer me of
- 1:18:00Speaker 3: all the guests that you've had, who is a guest
- 1:18:04Speaker 3: that you will never ever have back again? And you
- 1:18:07Speaker 3: are okay saying that because you do not.
- 1:18:09Speaker 2: Like them, come on, don't hold back that. I can't
- 1:18:17Speaker 2: put it on Patreon if need be.
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: No, I can't think of anybody that was so awful
- 1:18:22Speaker 1: oh that I wouldn't know. I really I've had people,
- 1:18:26Speaker 1: and I really can't think specifically that I'm like, all right,
- 1:18:29Speaker 1: that probably didn't work. But generally what I do is
- 1:18:34Speaker 1: somebody asked to come on, or I find them and
- 1:18:36Speaker 1: ask them to come on. I do a little either.
- 1:18:39Speaker 1: If I asked them to come on, it is because
- 1:18:40Speaker 1: like I like them, whatever. But if somebody reaches out
- 1:18:43Speaker 1: and was like, hey, I think it'd be a good fit,
- 1:18:45Speaker 1: I do a little. Like I listened to their show.
- 1:18:48Speaker 1: I tried to decide. Like sometimes Amy Archer will say oh,
- 1:18:51Speaker 1: I think this person wuld be a good fit, and
- 1:18:52Speaker 1: I might go listen and be like, I don't think so. Okay, yeah,
- 1:18:56Speaker 1: but I don't generally on this particular show. Now, I
- 1:19:00Speaker 1: people on pain in the pod where I'm like, well
- 1:19:02Speaker 1: I thought they were going to be fun and they weren't.
- 1:19:04Speaker 1: They were very boring, these podcasters, and literally I have
- 1:19:08Speaker 1: to go and look at the list of who it was.
- 1:19:10Speaker 1: But people that I wanted to deliver delivered.
- 1:19:12Speaker 2: Oh well that's good. No.
- 1:19:15Speaker 1: If there was somebody that I was like, God, they
- 1:19:17Speaker 1: were an asshole or whatever, you would say it, I
- 1:19:20Speaker 1: would say it. Then I'd put it on paid feed. Okay,
- 1:19:24Speaker 1: But you know who I am having on coming up
- 1:19:29Speaker 1: besides you?
- 1:19:30Speaker 2: Hmmm, Olivia Plath again.
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll be your third time on.
- 1:19:37Speaker 2: Can we talk about platform for a quick second, please?
- 1:19:40Speaker 1: A favorite subject.
- 1:19:43Speaker 3: I can't believe that there is someone in the world
- 1:19:48Speaker 3: who has made me become team Plath because Veronica a
- 1:19:55Speaker 3: Vern as I call her, is a monster. I have
- 1:20:00Speaker 3: never in my life hated somebody so much on TV,
- 1:20:05Speaker 3: and I hate Ethan Plath. I hope Ethan Plath goes
- 1:20:10Speaker 3: straight to hell and never gets to see the light
- 1:20:13Speaker 3: of a beautiful subway in the sky. You know, I
- 1:20:18Speaker 3: hate him so incredibly much, and somehow this Vern has
- 1:20:24Speaker 3: made it so that I'm like, you know what, he
- 1:20:26Speaker 3: is terrible. But if you ask me who am I
- 1:20:29Speaker 3: gonna save in the Titanic, I'm gonna say ethan hop
- 1:20:33Speaker 3: on our raft. Vern's so tall she can touch the
- 1:20:37Speaker 3: bottom of the ocean.
- 1:20:38Speaker 1: So okay, all right, okay, listen, she has she What
- 1:20:45Speaker 1: upsets me most about her is she's so performative. It's
- 1:20:48Speaker 1: like louder for the people in the back. I'm gonna
- 1:20:51Speaker 1: I'm gonna emote so that everybody, you know what I mean?
- 1:20:54Speaker 1: Why what are we performing for? Is it a play
- 1:20:56Speaker 1: of one? What are you doing? She's looking at the
- 1:20:57Speaker 1: therapist out last sent so going can you believe him?
- 1:21:01Speaker 1: Like the therapist is gonna agree with her. The therapist goes, literally,
- 1:21:04Speaker 1: why are you doing this? You're why are you doing this?
- 1:21:07Speaker 3: Doctor Tarina Cross is her name, and I will if
- 1:21:12Speaker 3: if my wife ever leaves me, I will immediately go
- 1:21:16Speaker 3: after doctor Tyena Across.
- 1:21:17Speaker 2: I love that woman.
- 1:21:18Speaker 1: She was great.
- 1:21:19Speaker 3: Die for that woman. And if she denies me, you
- 1:21:22Speaker 3: know who else, I'm gonna go after. I think her
- 1:21:24Speaker 3: name was Danielle, but I can't remember for sure. From
- 1:21:27Speaker 3: the week before when Lydia tried on dresses she worked
- 1:21:30Speaker 3: at the White Weddings.
- 1:21:31Speaker 1: That woman has seen some shit.
- 1:21:33Speaker 2: Yes, Oh my god, she was amazing.
- 1:21:35Speaker 1: She was great.
- 1:21:36Speaker 3: I felt like she just put me in her breast
- 1:21:39Speaker 3: and just held me there like a child like I
- 1:21:40Speaker 3: was just like, I need you in my life.
- 1:21:43Speaker 1: Yes, the therapist was so good. I mean she was
- 1:21:48Speaker 1: when Veronica Lean did and was like, he thinks it
- 1:21:51Speaker 1: came from the ten Commandment, by the way, I love
- 1:21:55Speaker 1: thy neighbor as thyself, treat others as you want to
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: be treated. It's all the same thing. And for her
- 1:21:59Speaker 1: to like make fun of him, like he's so stupid,
- 1:22:02Speaker 1: I was like, the therapist is gonna lean in and
- 1:22:05Speaker 1: go your bridegirl high five.
- 1:22:07Speaker 3: I mean, she has broken that man. He is so sad,
- 1:22:12Speaker 3: a shell of a human being.
- 1:22:14Speaker 1: She's made us forget that he has cheated all over
- 1:22:17Speaker 1: these United States.
- 1:22:19Speaker 3: She's made me say, She's made me say great, I'm
- 1:22:22Speaker 3: glad he cheated. Honestly, I'll buy him some condoms. That's
- 1:22:26Speaker 3: where I'm at.
- 1:22:27Speaker 1: She's made us forget what we could have been feeling
- 1:22:30Speaker 1: bad for her for like, oh god, yeah, he's been
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: cheating on her. That's really terrible. But the way her
- 1:22:36Speaker 1: behavior has made us be like, Okay, yeah, okay, he cheated.
- 1:22:40Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you You know, it's awful. She acts awful.
- 1:22:44Speaker 1: And by the way, all her points and everything about
- 1:22:47Speaker 1: the plast she's making the same points Olivia makes. But
- 1:22:50Speaker 1: people believe Olivia and listen to Olivia because she doesn't
- 1:22:53Speaker 1: act out, she doesn't act nuts. She's speaking in a
- 1:22:57Speaker 1: calm voice and presenting facts.
- 1:23:00Speaker 3: Somebody put this perfectly, and they said, and tell Olivia
- 1:23:03Speaker 3: that I said this, because I didn't say it, but
- 1:23:05Speaker 3: somebody else did.
- 1:23:06Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:23:07Speaker 3: They said that Olivia set out to, like let to
- 1:23:12Speaker 3: reveal who the Plaths were for the betterment of the world.
- 1:23:17Speaker 3: Verne set out to show the Plaths are bad so
- 1:23:21Speaker 3: that she could look like she's amazing, and she is
- 1:23:25Speaker 3: anything but she She's made me hate Boca. She's made
- 1:23:31Speaker 3: me hate the tile that's in their house, which I
- 1:23:36Speaker 3: didn't really care for before. She's made me hate her
- 1:23:40Speaker 3: dogs with eyebrows, which was such a funny gaff. Before
- 1:23:43Speaker 3: you know, she has one dog that looks like it's
- 1:23:45Speaker 3: got an eyebrow, and I thought that was so funny.
- 1:23:47Speaker 2: I hate that. Now she's ruined so much big things
- 1:23:51Speaker 2: in my life.
- 1:23:52Speaker 1: You know, I hate the top floors too.
- 1:23:54Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so tough.
- 1:23:56Speaker 3: She's She's just ruined so much of everything for me,
- 1:24:01Speaker 3: And I was ready.
- 1:24:03Speaker 2: I was ready to be here for Verne.
- 1:24:05Speaker 3: I called her Summer Foster because you know, I have
- 1:24:08Speaker 3: a foster child and they can't we can't show their
- 1:24:10Speaker 3: faces on social media. And when she first came on
- 1:24:12Speaker 3: the show, she couldn't show her face for some reason,
- 1:24:15Speaker 3: and she had a dog named Summer, so we called
- 1:24:17Speaker 3: her Summer Foster. And then I was like, we can
- 1:24:20Speaker 3: no longer give her such a loving, sweet, nice name.
- 1:24:23Speaker 1: She's Verne because Foster is a cute name.
- 1:24:26Speaker 3: Do you know too that, by some weird situation, Ariana
- 1:24:30Speaker 3: Grande was her stepsister.
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: I do know that. Yeah, Like I've said it wrong.
- 1:24:36Speaker 1: The way I've said it is Veronica's dad dated Ariana
- 1:24:42Speaker 1: Grande's mom and it might be the opposite. Yes, but
- 1:24:45Speaker 1: they never were married. They just are together as like
- 1:24:47Speaker 1: a life couple or whatever.
- 1:24:49Speaker 2: But you know they're not even together anymore, right.
- 1:24:52Speaker 1: That I don't know. I got the other thing. I
- 1:24:54Speaker 1: got a lot of shit for it.
- 1:24:55Speaker 2: So I think they broke up.
- 1:24:56Speaker 3: And I think that he cited in the paperwork it
- 1:24:59Speaker 3: was because of Verne. He was like, I hate your
- 1:25:01Speaker 3: child so much, I can't even be with you.
- 1:25:03Speaker 1: That's what I don't think. That's it.
- 1:25:05Speaker 3: Yep, and Ariana Grande wrote songs about it. She was like,
- 1:25:10Speaker 3: a fucking bitch, you tall bitch, like it.
- 1:25:14Speaker 1: Was that didn't happen. But I do think that Veronica
- 1:25:18Speaker 1: could go on the new season of the Villains, like
- 1:25:20Speaker 1: things like that. She's got a career of being a villain.
- 1:25:23Speaker 1: But although I don't think enough people watch black Field
- 1:25:25Speaker 1: to understand who she is.
- 1:25:27Speaker 3: In her head though she is not wrong, that's what's like.
- 1:25:32Speaker 3: She's not oh my god, I'm coming across terribly.
- 1:25:34Speaker 1: She's like no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, it's
- 1:25:37Speaker 1: I think sure she thinks her quips. This week she
- 1:25:40Speaker 1: said the term cestpool, which is similar to earlier when
- 1:25:43Speaker 1: you said contentious, yes, cesspool. And then when we first
- 1:25:48Speaker 1: met her, they said, so, how's it going here, how's
- 1:25:50Speaker 1: it going with you and Micah, And she said, we're
- 1:25:51Speaker 1: doing comfortable this is a This is a mental genius
- 1:25:56Speaker 1: who's speaking down to Micah.
- 1:25:58Speaker 3: And she is so much more emotional intelligence to him, Sorry,
- 1:26:02Speaker 3: you're not emotionally as intelligent as I am. Also, when
- 1:26:07Speaker 3: she sat there and that entire thing with looking up
- 1:26:10Speaker 3: Tiegan's nudes was a setup by her. She goes, oh,
- 1:26:15Speaker 3: my headline, she started, and he's like, well, will you
- 1:26:18Speaker 3: show me the headline? Like, no, you need to look
- 1:26:20Speaker 3: it up yourself, do your own research. So then he's like, okay,
- 1:26:24Speaker 3: so I look, are you seriously looking up naked pictures
- 1:26:27Speaker 3: of your brother girlfriend?
- 1:26:30Speaker 1: Yeah? She set it up. She's the one that said
- 1:26:32Speaker 1: I saw the headline. She's the one that said it
- 1:26:35Speaker 1: and then was mad when people were like, well let
- 1:26:37Speaker 1: me see the headline, right, let me see it so
- 1:26:39Speaker 1: I can like, let me look.
- 1:26:40Speaker 3: It's an argument with certain people in the world, and like,
- 1:26:45Speaker 3: I did my own research.
- 1:26:47Speaker 2: It's it's how about you do your.
- 1:26:49Speaker 3: Own well, you could just tell me, you can just
- 1:26:52Speaker 3: tell me what it is that you researched, but nope.
- 1:26:55Speaker 1: Nope, do your own well. Yeah, we we let me
- 1:26:59Speaker 1: tell you what we made. Not agree on Katie, but
- 1:27:01Speaker 1: we agree.
- 1:27:02Speaker 2: On Veronica vern Vern.
- 1:27:05Speaker 3: Yeah, when is Olivia Plath coming on two weeks. I
- 1:27:12Speaker 3: need you to tell her something, Okay.
- 1:27:15Speaker 2: I would like to apologize.
- 1:27:17Speaker 1: Oh, okay, because apologizes. Okay.
- 1:27:21Speaker 3: I really struggled with Olivia in the beginning. I really
- 1:27:25Speaker 3: felt like Ethan was just this fun experiment for her
- 1:27:28Speaker 3: and she liked doing that. And there were times, I mean,
- 1:27:33Speaker 3: I'm I'm scarred even looking back, where I was like,
- 1:27:36Speaker 3: you know what, maybe Kim's not so bad. And I
- 1:27:41Speaker 3: would like to formally apologize to her. Now she's never
- 1:27:45Speaker 3: known I've said anything about her, but I would like
- 1:27:47Speaker 3: to formally apologize and just say I am so sorry
- 1:27:50Speaker 3: for my misguidings, for my wrongdoings. And I stand with
- 1:27:54Speaker 3: you and I think that Ethan Plath is a psychopath
- 1:27:58Speaker 3: and there's only one person in this world who's more
- 1:28:00Speaker 3: psychotic than him, and that.
- 1:28:01Speaker 1: Is very well. I thought you were gonna say Kim.
- 1:28:05Speaker 3: No is Kim doesn't even get near those two. Kim
- 1:28:09Speaker 3: is just a little slut on a little dinghy boat.
- 1:28:12Speaker 3: That's all she is. You know, she's harmless in a
- 1:28:14Speaker 3: squirt in a squirt and a rocket dog.
- 1:28:18Speaker 1: She is just scorting it up. Hot Girls Summer twenty
- 1:28:21Speaker 1: four seven for Kim.
- 1:28:23Speaker 2: Are you excited for real Housewives of Salt Lake City?
- 1:28:25Speaker 1: Very?
- 1:28:26Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can.
- 1:28:27Speaker 1: Will you come on to.
- 1:28:28Speaker 2: Discuss like it's my life's mission?
- 1:28:31Speaker 1: Okay? Should I say like it's your job?
- 1:28:33Speaker 2: But it is more than that?
- 1:28:35Speaker 1: Okay? Well I will. I'll see how you how's doing
- 1:28:39Speaker 1: after the three Yeah, three hundred two, don't get it twisted,
- 1:28:43Speaker 1: three hundred two, and I will see how it's doing
- 1:28:46Speaker 1: after that. Now, let me ask you a personal question.
- 1:28:48Speaker 1: Are you three and done with this kid situation? Are
- 1:28:51Speaker 1: you just going to keep it going plaid style?
- 1:28:53Speaker 2: No?
- 1:28:54Speaker 3: Plaid style? For sure, We're going dugger style. We're gonna
- 1:28:56Speaker 3: have nineteen of them. We're gonna have a bunch of
- 1:28:58Speaker 3: little fucking joshs woall end up in. No, we want.
- 1:29:03Speaker 3: Our goal is for okay, but if a fifth presents itself,
- 1:29:10Speaker 3: I would not be upset.
- 1:29:12Speaker 1: Okay. And again, nanny's and family are important.
- 1:29:16Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely. Now we are home all day with our children,
- 1:29:20Speaker 3: but we do have help. I don't want to sound
- 1:29:22Speaker 3: like we're.
- 1:29:23Speaker 1: Just like, but you do have jobs as well.
- 1:29:25Speaker 2: Yes, but we're home okay, But yeah.
- 1:29:28Speaker 1: But you're I understand that you're home. I understand you're
- 1:29:30Speaker 1: not like going like Jovie, I don't want to like
- 1:29:33Speaker 1: a boat for three months and don't understand that you're
- 1:29:36Speaker 1: home and you're not demanding your children. I understand that part.
- 1:29:39Speaker 1: I'm just saying that if you can and you have
- 1:29:42Speaker 1: the means and the way, I always to just help
- 1:29:44Speaker 1: because it's good for the kids to be around other people.
- 1:29:46Speaker 1: But it's also good for the parents to have a
- 1:29:48Speaker 1: mental break to be the best parent they can be.
- 1:29:50Speaker 3: Oh absolutely. And also our kids like they know how
- 1:29:56Speaker 3: to They bully us often. They bully us quite often,
- 1:29:59Speaker 3: and so.
- 1:30:00Speaker 1: My children bully me and they're nineteen and twenty two.
- 1:30:02Speaker 3: They need they need to sometimes learn from other people.
- 1:30:06Speaker 3: You know, we've been doing baby gymnastics, and before it
- 1:30:08Speaker 3: was just like a free fraull but now we're in
- 1:30:10Speaker 3: a class and these little fuckers are always looking at
- 1:30:12Speaker 3: us and like no.
- 1:30:15Speaker 2: No, they just learned no. Oh okay, well everything is no.
- 1:30:19Speaker 1: My favorite picture I have of my daughter ever, who
- 1:30:22Speaker 1: has had she's twenty two and she does have ADHD.
- 1:30:25Speaker 1: Hope they're supposed to grow out of it around twenty three,
- 1:30:27Speaker 1: so she did never grow out of it. But my
- 1:30:31Speaker 1: favorite picture of her ever was at her three year
- 1:30:34Speaker 1: old birthday party and sitting in the group. We're at
- 1:30:38Speaker 1: a play my gym play thing, right, but you sit
- 1:30:42Speaker 1: in the circle and teacher and you do songs and
- 1:30:43Speaker 1: then you get to go to the different stations and
- 1:30:45Speaker 1: do the things. So everybody's sitting in the circle doing
- 1:30:47Speaker 1: the da da da da da and the dancing, and
- 1:30:49Speaker 1: you know, and my daughter is faced away from the
- 1:30:52Speaker 1: circle at her own birthday party, faced away doing the
- 1:30:55Speaker 1: da da da da. Everybody's up, she's down. And that
- 1:30:59Speaker 1: is that. I was like, this, this is the most
- 1:31:00Speaker 1: perfect depiction of you, still to this day, twenty two.
- 1:31:05Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not doing it. I'm not sitting
- 1:31:07Speaker 1: in that circle. I'm not waving my arms side to side.
- 1:31:10Speaker 1: I will face the other way and wave my arms
- 1:31:12Speaker 1: low because you're not going to tell me what to do.
- 1:31:15Speaker 2: Been there my entire life.
- 1:31:16Speaker 1: Yep. So I was like, you know what, girl, you
- 1:31:19Speaker 1: beat to your own drum. And she still does. She
- 1:31:20Speaker 1: said yesterday, Hey, guess what I'm doing next week? I
- 1:31:22Speaker 1: said what she said, getting my other knee tattooed? Oh,
- 1:31:26Speaker 1: and I.
- 1:31:26Speaker 2: Said, what like her knee cap?
- 1:31:29Speaker 1: Yeah, she's got one knee is already tattooed.
- 1:31:31Speaker 2: Now she's doing this sounds painful.
- 1:31:34Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's like hobbled for two days and her
- 1:31:36Speaker 1: job is to be a dog walker.
- 1:31:37Speaker 2: So that's rough. Does she work for WAG?
- 1:31:40Speaker 1: No, she has her own business.
- 1:31:42Speaker 3: Oh okay, because you know, I had a whole deep
- 1:31:45Speaker 3: dive on Olivia's ex boyfriend and the WAG situation.
- 1:31:49Speaker 2: Of it all.
- 1:31:49Speaker 1: No, he is her current boyfriend and he owns his
- 1:31:52Speaker 1: own business as well.
- 1:31:53Speaker 2: But he worked for WAG and there a lot on compete,
- 1:31:56Speaker 2: but a.
- 1:31:56Speaker 1: Lot of dog walkers do work for WAG.
- 1:31:58Speaker 3: Yeah, and then it became and they were like, sorry,
- 1:32:01Speaker 3: you can't. Yeah. I made it into a really really
- 1:32:04Speaker 3: big deal and it wasn't and it was one of
- 1:32:06Speaker 3: my favorite like fake stories I've made up.
- 1:32:09Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I'll ask her about it, because I know
- 1:32:11Speaker 1: he owned his own business and my daughter owns her
- 1:32:13Speaker 1: own dog walking business. They don't know each other because
- 1:32:15Speaker 1: walking down competition, well, it's a solitary endeavor. You don't
- 1:32:19Speaker 1: meet other people, you know. Well, I'll ask her if
- 1:32:22Speaker 1: there was a drama.
- 1:32:23Speaker 3: About it, and if not, don't tell me. If there was,
- 1:32:26Speaker 3: tell me, but if not, I just want to keep
- 1:32:28Speaker 3: believing there was.
- 1:32:28Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, tell everybody where they can find you Ace
- 1:32:32Speaker 1: and you're all your hilarity.
- 1:32:34Speaker 3: Oh it's not hilarious. You can find me on Reality
- 1:32:36Speaker 3: Court with Anna kin Kosis. We do that two days
- 1:32:39Speaker 3: a week. We recap Real Housewives in Miami on one
- 1:32:41Speaker 3: of the days. You can find me on Sister Wise.
- 1:32:43Speaker 3: Love should be multiplly, not divided, only comes out when
- 1:32:45Speaker 3: the show is happening. So we're going to be coming
- 1:32:48Speaker 3: back for season twenty, and then you can find me
- 1:32:50Speaker 3: at patreon dot com. Saw Sister Wife's Talk. It's called
- 1:32:54Speaker 3: shit Talk, and we do a shit ton of shows there.
- 1:32:56Speaker 3: We'll be recapping We're we're currently doing Christine's book. We
- 1:33:01Speaker 3: will be recapping Special Forces. There is over like a
- 1:33:06Speaker 3: thousand episodes on there.
- 1:33:09Speaker 2: Wow. So if ever you're like, hey, I.
- 1:33:12Speaker 3: Hate these people, but I have nothing else to listen to,
- 1:33:15Speaker 3: We've got a thousand episodes for you to burn through.
- 1:33:17Speaker 1: I told you my sister asked where she could listen
- 1:33:21Speaker 1: to you because she heard you and thought you were hilarious,
- 1:33:23Speaker 1: and I said, no, you don't do that, No, no,
- 1:33:25Speaker 1: you're not made for it.
- 1:33:27Speaker 3: No, it's I'm very as the one lady's whose husband's
- 1:33:33Speaker 3: now dead.
- 1:33:33Speaker 2: I'm very kosher here.
- 1:33:37Speaker 1: Yes, No, that's not what that meanings, what do you mean?
- 1:33:40Speaker 2: Well, I just mean like, I'm very clean here with you.
- 1:33:44Speaker 1: Oh okay. I was like here because I was thinking
- 1:33:46Speaker 1: you're here in your studio.
- 1:33:48Speaker 2: No no, this is not a kosher studio.
- 1:33:51Speaker 1: No no, no, no no, this.
- 1:33:52Speaker 2: Is whatever the opposite of kosher. This is hosher.
- 1:33:55Speaker 3: All right, we are in ho sure shit over here here,
- 1:33:59Speaker 3: I'm kosher, I'm very this is me brought in, brought
- 1:34:03Speaker 3: it down.
- 1:34:04Speaker 1: You're keeping it tight and right and not saying and
- 1:34:07Speaker 1: you're not doing any like body sounds or talking about
- 1:34:10Speaker 1: anybody functions. You tried. I shut it down, yes, all
- 1:34:14Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, and I appreciate that I do because
- 1:34:18Speaker 1: I can't. I can't take it. My stomach can't take it.
- 1:34:20Speaker 1: You know, something else could happen to.
- 1:34:23Speaker 3: Me, maybe your fault, and then by proxy I will
- 1:34:27Speaker 3: get whatever it is you have, but worse, but worse.
- 1:34:32Speaker 1: We're gonna have to talk about that. Okay, everybody, thanks
- 1:34:35Speaker 1: very much. If you're not following Ace, you can follow him.
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- 1:34:40Speaker 3: Yes, because I used to have a spanning that I
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- 1:34:46Speaker 1: Okay, so you're a spanning underscore.
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- 1:34:50Speaker 1: You can find me at pain Shaped Pod and I
- 1:34:51Speaker 1: would appreciate it, and uh, I'll talk to you when
- 1:34:54Speaker 1: Salt Lake starts.
- 1:34:55Speaker 2: Thank you,