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Things That Must Go For February 5th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Thinks that must go on the radio.
• 0:08
  Speaker 2: These are the things that really are bugging you so
• 0:11
  Speaker 2: much you just can't stand it. I can't take it anymore,
• 0:14
  Speaker 2: you say to yourself, I'm going to send my thing
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: that must go to radio from hell at X ninety
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: six dot com. Put muscle on the subject line. Hopefully
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: it'll make you feel better if we read yours on
• 0:24
  Speaker 2: the air, and sometimes sometimes they magically disappear from your
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: life if we read them. I'll go first today. This
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: one says my work bathroom is driving me crazy. Please
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: make these things go away. The hole in the ceiling
• 0:40
  Speaker 2: that keeps leaking water every time it rains or snows.
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: This is the bathroom at work.
• 0:45
  Speaker 3: Your boss doesn't care about you.
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: I've reported it many times. Soggy, rotting ceiling tile, water
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  Speaker 2: dripping through an active electrical light isn't a priority issue.
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: Apparently the vanity light that mysteriously stopped working one day
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: and nobody could figure out a export until the power
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: went out and I flipped the breakers myself and they
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: worked again. Come on, maintenance grew. Instead of fixing any
• 1:06
  Speaker 2: of the above, my work prioritized replacing the toilet paper
• 1:10
  Speaker 2: dispenser in every bathroom building with a massive new four
• 1:13
  Speaker 2: roll dispensers. There was nothing wrong with the old ones.
• 1:17
  Speaker 2: They but hey, these dispensers twice as much, cost, twice
• 1:20
  Speaker 2: as much dispense, twice as much teepee, and make your
• 1:23
  Speaker 2: job easier. So that's why you did it right. Also,
• 1:27
  Speaker 2: one person who charged into the bathroom hemorrhaging profusely and
• 1:31
  Speaker 2: bled everywhere, only to throw their bloody paper towels all
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  Speaker 2: over the floor and left the blood everywhere without calling
• 1:39
  Speaker 2: anybody to clean it up or clean it up themselves.
• 1:42
  Speaker 2: But one last, the guy who sings in the bathroom,
• 1:46
  Speaker 2: Oh loud and proud gas. Bathrooms have nice reverb, but
• 1:50
  Speaker 2: I'd rather personally clean up after the crimson blood letter
• 1:53
  Speaker 2: than have you serenading and duet with my wind instrument.
• 1:57
  Speaker 2: You're the worst, and nobody likes it, just so you know. Please, lords,
• 2:01
  Speaker 2: please flush these things from my life. Oh these turds
• 2:04
  Speaker 2: from my life, it says, and that's from a byron
• 2:07
  Speaker 2: of orum. Let's see this one says it doesn't work
• 2:12
  Speaker 2: if you don't use my name. It's theo. The cat
• 2:16
  Speaker 2: vomit seems to be invisible to my children, must go.
• 2:20
  Speaker 2: I see the cat vomit in the light. I miss
• 2:22
  Speaker 2: it in the dark when I'm walking around in my socks.
• 2:26
  Speaker 2: How did the teenagers who went down the hallway not
• 2:29
  Speaker 2: see it in the last few hours before bedtime? The
• 2:32
  Speaker 2: dumb cat has been sleeping on the couch since dinner. Peculiar.
• 2:36
  Speaker 2: The cat must be what go? Or maybe it's the
• 2:39
  Speaker 2: children must go? Yeah, and the life stories before recipes
• 2:43
  Speaker 2: must go?
• 2:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, I know.
• 2:46
  Speaker 2: What you mean. Get on the giant air pockets in
• 2:49
  Speaker 2: my bread must go. And anyone who parks their car
• 2:52
  Speaker 2: across the sidewalk at the bottom of their driveway must go.
• 2:55
  Speaker 2: I don't want to walk around your giant truck earl
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  Speaker 2: park it up next to your garage door or or
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  Speaker 2: on the street like a functioning member of society. Thanks
• 3:03
  Speaker 2: for letting me listen. And finally, this one my things
• 3:06
  Speaker 2: that must go are missing out on the not Safe
• 3:08
  Speaker 2: for Work radio from Hell Brunch because I waited too
• 3:10
  Speaker 2: long to buy tickets, being unable to connect with the
• 3:13
  Speaker 2: Wi Fi after a long day's work, Luxembourg not sending
• 3:17
  Speaker 2: the country Western Trio to eurovisions, and research funding being
• 3:21
  Speaker 2: delayed or canceled because of Trump. And then this must
• 3:25
  Speaker 2: be a misprint. It just says the husband have watching
• 3:28
  Speaker 2: the movie La Bomba.
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: Well, we had talked about Lebamba and so I think
• 3:32
  Speaker 1: people were.
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  Speaker 2: And she doesn't. She doesn't care for her husband watching Labomba. Yes,
• 3:37
  Speaker 2: that's from somebody named Tony.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Kerry one from the foot of Mount Doom.
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  Speaker 3: If you work at a flower shop or any place
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  Speaker 3: that has you handwrite the card, yes, make sure your
• 3:51
  Speaker 3: handwriting is legible.
• 3:53
  Speaker 2: Yes, that would seem to be important.
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  Speaker 3: Unlike my handwriting is not legend should I should not
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  Speaker 3: do that?
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  Speaker 1: Jobs? See? All right?
• 4:02
  Speaker 3: Let's see this one from does not say getting countless
• 4:05
  Speaker 3: calls and texts on my day off, talk to the
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  Speaker 3: manager on duty. Only reach out to me if the
• 4:11
  Speaker 3: place is burning down.
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 3: This one from Kirk from Orum, Let's see free range
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  Speaker 3: parenting must go. Narcissistic rude children with parents that enable them.
• 4:24
  Speaker 3: I have five in laws, all married with three to
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  Speaker 3: five kids each. Every time we gather for our reunions
• 4:30
  Speaker 3: and holidays, it's pure hell. This made me finalize my
• 4:34
  Speaker 3: decision for birth control. Also, free range dog parenting must go.
• 4:38
  Speaker 3: When exercising on the running trail, I have to hurdle
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  Speaker 3: dog turns every fifteen feet. I also get attacked by
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  Speaker 3: those little darlings off their leash because no, no, it's okay.
• 4:47
  Speaker 3: They're nice nice, take care. And this one from another Kirk,
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  Speaker 3: Kirk the Prince of Puberty, Gautier must go.
• 4:59
  Speaker 2: I think good he is gone.
• 5:02
  Speaker 3: Especially his song Somebody that I used to know.
• 5:04
  Speaker 1: It's still a thing.
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  Speaker 3: Certain radio stations are playing that damn song all the time,
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  Speaker 3: trying to convince me that he's the next sting. Oh
• 5:10
  Speaker 3: hell no, all right. Also, when you're shoveling your walks
• 5:16
  Speaker 3: and you hit that uneven crack in the cement every time, yeah,
• 5:19
  Speaker 3: you lose all your momentum, motivation. And for the love
• 5:23
  Speaker 3: of God, Trump must go, Gina.
• 5:26
  Speaker 1: Good morning lords. My name is Taylor Z from Rapid City,
• 5:28
  Speaker 1: South Dakota. What must go is people still using Twitter,
• 5:34
  Speaker 1: Go get your news from a better source, or, like
• 5:36
  Speaker 1: I suggest, just stop using social media altogether. This goes
• 5:40
  Speaker 1: doubly for Facebook as well. I just use it to
• 5:42
  Speaker 1: keep up with my family. Excuse can no longer apply.
• 5:45
  Speaker 1: This has gotten bigger than that, yep. Also, what must
• 5:49
  Speaker 1: Go is a broadcasting of sports scores for different games
• 5:52
  Speaker 1: while I am in the middle of watching another one.
• 5:54
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I like to record one. I'm watching his and
• 5:57
  Speaker 1: they'll have the cry on at the bottom where they
• 6:00
  Speaker 1: give you the scores. Sports scores should not be broadcast
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  Speaker 1: until way after the event, so you can it's hard,
• 6:08
  Speaker 1: it's hard, I get it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 6:09
  Speaker 1: And lastly, rapid city drivers must go. Six months I've
• 6:13
  Speaker 1: been living here and I can proudly say drivers in
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: Utah are much better.
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  Speaker 2: Love you, Taylor z E.
• 6:18
  Speaker 1: This from Please Don't use my name. Things that must
• 6:21
  Speaker 1: go coworkers who sigh dramatically like they're in a soap opera,
• 6:25
  Speaker 1: just waiting for you to ask what's wrong. Coworkers, coworkers
• 6:37
  Speaker 1: who narrate their entire workday like it's a live podcast
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  Speaker 1: no one subscribed to. And coworkers who have the empathy
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: of a brick wall until they need sympathy and suddenly
• 6:46
  Speaker 1: you're their personal therapist. Finally, this one. On a first
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: date last night, the guy starts talking about hunting, and
• 6:54
  Speaker 1: I immediately say, well, I don't want to talk about
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  Speaker 1: killing things. I'm very anti hunting. So he proceeds to
• 6:59
  Speaker 1: tell me.
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  Speaker 2: All about it.
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: I clearly said I wasn't into it. Immediate deal breaker.
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: Please make it go.
• 7:07
  Speaker 3: There we go. Begs that must go on the radio
• 7:15
  Speaker 1: Show