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❄️ RHOSLC Recap "I Do A LOT of Interesting Things" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Drama Darling, Drama Darling, Drama Darling. Hello everybody, welcome back
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: in to Drama Darling. What a fabulous day to cover
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  Speaker 1: the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. And before we
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  Speaker 1: jump into that, just a couple announcements. Number one, cabaremy
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  Speaker 1: heading over to the Hard Rock Cafe in Vegas next
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  Speaker 1: week Thursday, Friday and Saturday. It's the weekend of Bravocons.
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  Speaker 1: So if you haven't gotten your tickets yet, do it now.
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  Speaker 1: They're selling fast. We have three nights of shows. They
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  Speaker 1: start at eight o'clock. It's a fabulous venue. You can
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  Speaker 1: get drinks, you can get food there, and your ticket
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  Speaker 1: for that day will allow you twenty percent discount on food.
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  Speaker 1: Not drinks, but discount on food. That is huge. Also,
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  Speaker 1: I will be selling merch there, special exclusive cabaretmy merch
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  Speaker 1: that is custom Chwall designed. You know Chwall. If you
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  Speaker 1: haven't seen Chwall before, I've talked about her designs before,
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  Speaker 1: but they are absolutely amazing their pop art and my
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  Speaker 1: friend Maggie, who is the co owner of Chwall, she
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  Speaker 1: designed some incredible pieces for me. So we have really
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  Speaker 1: fun pieces that you can get right now over on
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  Speaker 1: my Printifi shop. I will post that link in the
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  Speaker 1: podcast notes as well as social media and such. The
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  Speaker 1: link will be in my bio on my Instagram. Meet
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  Speaker 1: Amy Phillips. And you know, you can get your stuff
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  Speaker 1: before you come to the show. We've got t shirts,
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  Speaker 1: We've got totes, we have mugs, stickers. I mean, it's
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  Speaker 1: so much fun. I'm gonna bring a lot of stuff
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  Speaker 1: there and so whatever you don't get there, you can
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  Speaker 1: get on the website, but you can also get it
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  Speaker 1: at the show. So welcoming in two of my fabulous
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  Speaker 1: guests today. We have Emily Desis and Jamie Moyer. Ladies,
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  Speaker 1: how's it going?
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  Speaker 2: Look, I'm there.
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  Speaker 1: I like all the hijinks you guys are up to.
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  Speaker 1: When I'm doing my announcements, They're just like bouncing around
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  Speaker 1: in the background doing fun.
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  Speaker 3: I'm more in hijinks.
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  Speaker 4: But I had a panic moment that I couldn't find
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  Speaker 4: my notes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I didn't.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't have the timer or mindset for hijinks. So
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  Speaker 4: find it was Jamie giving it to you.
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  Speaker 2: I was looking at Emily. You did look terrified.
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  Speaker 1: It's because of my my announcements.
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  Speaker 2: So that's because that's because Emily was thinking I can't
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  Speaker 2: buy any more merch of Amy's, and yet the way
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  Speaker 2: she's speaking about it is making me want to break
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  Speaker 2: out my debit card.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's like it's basically like Stacy on QVC
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  Speaker 1: from Potomac. You know she can make you buy anything?
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  Speaker 2: Am I right? Man?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 2: Yes? And it's like Stacy's mom really's hot, Stacy's mom.
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  Speaker 5: Mom got you're a and I'm a malicious, despicable person.
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  Speaker 1: That is going to be the drop of the century.
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  Speaker 2: I think that also could be a good vocal warm
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  Speaker 2: up for you know how we do lits the teeth,
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  Speaker 2: the tip of the.
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  Speaker 1: Tongue Haitian mortician, Haitian mortician.
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  Speaker 6: Or a liar andlious person, you're a liar and maliciousable lesson.
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  Speaker 1: She actually seemed like she was doing, you know, vocal exercises.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's interesting because like in the past, it's been
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  Speaker 1: like husband about so I think she was almost like
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  Speaker 1: deliberately over, you know, articulating in order to not get
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  Speaker 1: that same slurry. Do you think I'm reading.
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  Speaker 4: Like like you can do two al Pacino impressions? There's
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  Speaker 4: two merediths. Also, there's like this screaming about Lisa and
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  Speaker 4: then there's the slurring.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well, let's hear the al pacino impressions. Go ahead, Emla,
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  Speaker 1: we're all waiting.
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  Speaker 4: Jesus, I am not an impressionist, but there's like the
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  Speaker 4: staccato like the younger Pacino and I don't even know
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  Speaker 4: who pointed this out, but it's like, you know, like that,
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  Speaker 4: oh and then and then it's.
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  Speaker 3: Just like wait, that's like that.
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  Speaker 4: No, old Pacino is like bh, the goandfather and the
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  Speaker 4: new one is like like, oh.
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  Speaker 3: What you got that guy?
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  Speaker 5: This is?
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  Speaker 4: This is that I'm a friend for who told me
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  Speaker 4: this or where I saw this impression?
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  Speaker 1: But yes, there's like there's two Yeah they have you know,
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  Speaker 1: they've got different shades and I guess yeah, Meredith has
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  Speaker 1: different shades. Well, I think we need to welcome ourselves
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  Speaker 1: in immediately to this and we can Oh lord, this
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  Speaker 1: is now. I just can't get over. I don't know, Jamie.
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  Speaker 1: So you weren't here last week, but did you know.
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  Speaker 2: And where it was that.
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  Speaker 1: We'll take it off. We'll take it off to the
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  Speaker 1: mid deck. Okay, we'll talk about it there.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: So did you know that there's gonna be a below
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  Speaker 1: deck with the other side of this filming, like they're
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  Speaker 1: gonna air three episodes of the other side.
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  Speaker 2: Three episodes the whole arc for Below Deck season.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's three. I'm sorry, it's three. It's three
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  Speaker 1: on Salt Lake City. I don't know how many Below
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  Speaker 1: Deck episodes. It could be at least two on Bravo.
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  Speaker 4: I watched just some Bravo and there is already a
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  Speaker 4: kind of a trailer commercial for the upcoming season that's
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  Speaker 4: just featuring this episode.
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  Speaker 1: This should just be the whole season.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I love that. I love a good crossover. Didn't
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  Speaker 2: we say that? It's like, uh, Joe, Happy Days meet
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  Speaker 2: Slaverne and Shirley.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it's so exciting. I just like, I feel like
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait for that. And yet, you know, we
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  Speaker 1: were talking about like, oh, when we get to that point,
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  Speaker 1: it might be a little bit old. It'll never be old.
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  Speaker 1: Like I feel like if if they saw if they
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  Speaker 1: showed it in a year, it'd be fine. I'd be
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  Speaker 1: fine with it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like those brut tapes. We need to see.
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  Speaker 2: We need to see and analyze whatever we can get.
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  Speaker 4: You know. Yeah, that I appreciate is that it doesn't
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  Speaker 4: seem that we are getting a vibe that they are
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  Speaker 4: being assholes to the crew. It's like they're being pretty
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  Speaker 4: cool to the crew.
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  Speaker 1: They like the crew.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe maybe there's something we're not seeing.
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  Speaker 2: Also, no, it's it's embarrassing though, bye bye by sheer.
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  Speaker 2: They're not being cool, They're they're they're embarrassing them, and
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  Speaker 2: they're disrespecting them by acting like a bunch of idiots
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  Speaker 2: and making them sit down, and then he has to
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  Speaker 2: leave and over sexualizing the men and.
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  Speaker 3: Well that's normal, Heather, Well I hated how Heather was.
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  Speaker 1: I hate that.
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  Speaker 4: Or whatever and or yeah, ride the bronco all that.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like that, and I hate it when it happens.
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  Speaker 1: Un below happends all the time. We always hate it.
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  Speaker 1: It's just so weird and uncomfortable, and me, what era
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  Speaker 1: are you living in? That this is okay?
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  Speaker 2: We see that in real life. I'm going to start
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  Speaker 2: really noticing if I do that out in this world.
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  Speaker 2: Like if a guy's like, here's your water, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: can you put it on your chest?
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  Speaker 1: I thought you for sure. I thought you were gonna
• 7:27
  Speaker 1: say can you pour it on your dirk? I thought
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  Speaker 1: you were gonna say she did when Jack.
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  Speaker 3: Strove by on his golf car.
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  Speaker 4: Jamie's place, She's out there ride the bronco.
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  Speaker 1: Gross absolutely disgusting.
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  Speaker 2: Pouring on your dick. What happened?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I love that bron When slept on the deck,
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  Speaker 1: I was so obsessed with that all night long. Loved it.
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  Speaker 1: I love a gal who's gonna rough it just so
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  Speaker 1: she doesn't have to sleep in the same bed as Brittani.
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  Speaker 1: And then she was like, I'll just have a water
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  Speaker 1: and a doctor pepper. And I know that's weird, but
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  Speaker 1: I grew up in Salt Lake City and we always
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  Speaker 1: have soda. So I'm like, you, I just need that.
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  Speaker 1: It was you, okay, Like she tried to explain, but
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  Speaker 1: we're like, oh, you know, it's fine. We all know
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  Speaker 1: that we you drink sodas, that that's what you do
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  Speaker 1: in Utah. It's fine. We get it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I have some thoughts about the old deck
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  Speaker 2: night number one. I get it. I can't tell you
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  Speaker 2: how many times I'm principal alone, I've done something like
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  Speaker 2: that just to be that extra special martyr. I'll just
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  Speaker 2: sleep outside if that's the case. But also about midway
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  Speaker 2: towards the end of the episode, I saw that nice,
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  Speaker 2: nice lady who works on the boat, Daisy, Daisy, very nice.
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  Speaker 2: She's down there and she's talking to somebody in a
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  Speaker 2: opulent room with a circle couch. Well, that's what I
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  Speaker 2: even understand. There, that's a martyr her cole couch. So
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  Speaker 2: a martyr would sleep on the deck, that's.
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  Speaker 1: Right, because there are many other places for them to sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Ben salon the Daisy's room, Daisy's room. She could bunk with.
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  Speaker 2: Daisy's face, sleep right on his face, the glue on
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  Speaker 2: his face, like she glued that squid on her face.
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  Speaker 2: Go ahead, Brod would sleep anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: No good like that, But I guess I'll try to
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  Speaker 1: keep it trying. Yeah, that was weird. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe she was like, I don't want to. I guess
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  Speaker 1: it would be kind of gross if some okay, let's
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  Speaker 1: look at it this way, kind of gross if somebody's
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  Speaker 1: sleeping in the main area where everybody sits, and it's
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  Speaker 1: probably more sanitary to sleep on a deck chair than
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  Speaker 1: on the main couch where like tons of charter guests
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  Speaker 1: have been. Who knows what's happened on that well anyone.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, I don't think that's a reason. Oh, a lot
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  Speaker 2: of people have sat on this couch. All of us
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  Speaker 2: have slept on a nasty couch in our lives. Get
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  Speaker 2: get it could have been warm on a couch, but
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  Speaker 2: you chose to sleep on the deck to make a
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  Speaker 2: televised statement.
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  Speaker 1: Televised Yeah, I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: Brittany, I don't like her. I don't sleep in the
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  Speaker 2: bed with my enemies.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, me there, I'm Julia Roberts. Emily has been trying
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  Speaker 1: to get a word out.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, no, and also you have a blanket and
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  Speaker 2: a pillow.
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  Speaker 4: As well as I'm gonna go ahead and do the
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  Speaker 4: show out on my lawn chair and I'll just be
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  Speaker 4: out there.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I don't do podcasts with my enemies.
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  Speaker 2: Brilliant.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Emily, did.
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  Speaker 3: You guys city?
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  Speaker 4: I don't remember here?
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  Speaker 2: It was here?
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  Speaker 1: It was.
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  Speaker 4: There's also multiple outdoor couches that are much more comfortable
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  Speaker 4: than that lawn chair.
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  Speaker 1: She wow, wow, Okay, that was.
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  Speaker 5: It.
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  Speaker 1: I think we know who she is, and she's fun
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: because she brings the inflatables. Fun because she brings the inflatables.
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  Speaker 2: I did love that.
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  Speaker 1: You guys, I cannot believe that freaking Angie smash her
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  Speaker 1: hand and then when Captain Jason came over, She's like,
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: oh it's smeargoon. Truly one of the greatest moments of
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  Speaker 1: all time. It was so this gal cannot catch a break.
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  Speaker 2: This Salt Lake City is the most stunning of all
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  Speaker 2: the Housewives franchises. I think it's popping up to my
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  Speaker 2: number one. Yeah, it's moment. It's moments like this with
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  Speaker 2: the Angie. You can't write this ship. And also I
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  Speaker 2: just love Mary.
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  Speaker 4: I love that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think Mary's ever watched one episode of any
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: reality television show, and she's just on one. You know,
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  Speaker 2: Angie is so funny and such a good housewife. Oh
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  Speaker 2: remember when she was at it, I was like, you're
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  Speaker 2: a genius brother.
• 12:15
  Speaker 5: Oh not me.
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  Speaker 2: I did not.
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  Speaker 4: I was a slow burn on Angie because she was
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  Speaker 4: doing all the shit that but worse. Yeah, remember she
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  Speaker 4: would like try to shoehorn her way into scenes and
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  Speaker 4: it just was like she was better at it than Brittany,
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  Speaker 4: but she.
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: Was really shy. Yeah, but we we embraced her second
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  Speaker 1: season that she was on. We were like, we're here
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  Speaker 1: for Angie and I'm yeah, but I don't think there's
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  Speaker 1: rumors a nastiness happening that that Angie's the one who
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: is the source behind the rumors. And you know what,
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: at least like with the Lisa stuff, you know, everyone's
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: blaming Lisa for it, and I'm kind of like all
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: these you know, messages are being exposed on the social
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: media's it's a little vague, so it's hard to pin down.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't feel like I have a concrete answer,
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  Speaker 1: But it actually kind of makes sense the way that
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  Speaker 1: she will blurt something out when she was at the
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  Speaker 1: table and just basically said to Lisa what Lisa said
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  Speaker 1: about Bronwin, and then Angie's the one who brought it
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  Speaker 1: on TV to tell everybody that rumor. You know, Like,
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  Speaker 1: I think that's how Lisa rolls. Like she will pull
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  Speaker 1: her hair down into her face and humiliate people behind
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  Speaker 1: their back, but she won't one hundred percent bring it
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  Speaker 1: to the TV. She'll let it kind of organically get there.
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  Speaker 1: What do you guys thinking, are agreed bloggers and through
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  Speaker 1: other housewives, because Angie sure did.
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  Speaker 2: It and all the by the way, everyone mut's just
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: remember something, all these women, they are the most popular
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  Speaker 2: girls in high school right now with all their little
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  Speaker 2: Salt Lake City friends. So every time they're with anyone,
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  Speaker 2: they're shit talking their women. So then those little friends
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  Speaker 2: go out Like I've never believed that that Lisa directly
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  Speaker 2: contacted a blogger, just like I'd never believed that about
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  Speaker 2: many of the franchises. I don't think that Lisa vander
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  Speaker 2: Pump directly went to Radar online. I think she sent
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  Speaker 2: one of her little cedrics.
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  Speaker 1: Oh sure, yeah, yeah, it directed them to go.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I mean the best way to figure this out is
• 14:27
  Speaker 4: to create a story maybe about yourself that's cuckoo, and
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  Speaker 4: plant that seed and see where it, like, make it
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  Speaker 4: a little different with each person, and see which one
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  Speaker 4: get like rises to the top, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 4: That's and then many you have many stories that are
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  Speaker 4: true about yourself that are horrible, and then you get to.
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  Speaker 1: Decide who the leak is. And that's fun for the
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  Speaker 1: person who you know, it's fun for you to like
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  Speaker 1: get that foot out there for you. Yeah what okay?
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  Speaker 2: Uh so.
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  Speaker 1: Heather, Okay, Heather is like this is the morning after.
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  Speaker 1: Heather was like, Lisa, don't go anywhere, you know, I'm
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  Speaker 1: calling you out but you're walking out on me. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it was that bullshit, right, that was so weird. And
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  Speaker 1: then the morning after, she's sitting there with Whitney again
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  Speaker 1: and they're talking about how she's like, you know, Lisa's
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  Speaker 1: always counting our money and knows all of our dirty
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  Speaker 1: deeds and she's the source of everything, and and so
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: she just knows everything. So like she's basically saying to Lisa,
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: why don't you cop to it? Why don't you cop
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  Speaker 1: to it? And Lisa's like, I'm not the.
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  Speaker 5: One who did it.
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  Speaker 1: It's like at that point, I'm going She's like really,
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: she's crying so hard into this, it's making me think,
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  Speaker 1: like I don't I don't even know what to believe.
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  Speaker 1: Like Heather is, it's almost like, you know, it's the
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure she really has the right person here.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Heather is on my nerves. As I said to
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  Speaker 2: you privately on a private phone call that we had Darling,
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  Speaker 2: Emmy and I had a private phone call, and I
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: just happened to mention to her, See, I missed a call.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: This is days ago.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: I mean, you don't have one missed call from anyone.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: Call. I haven't answered to text in weeks. I think
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: that Heather is annoying me this season, and I think
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: that she the thing she did to Lisa's fucking nuts.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: Don't rile me up and then try to gaslight me
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  Speaker 2: down and be like you're not being a good friend.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, no, you're not being good friend, Heather. What
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: the hell are you doing? Like right, Like, I know,
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  Speaker 2: I've seen some people online they're like, I'm glad Heather's
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  Speaker 2: finally standing up to Lisa. I'm like, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: This was very betrayal laced, Like I don't get it
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  Speaker 2: Heather is doing uh dare I say too much?
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  Speaker 1: I agree?
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  Speaker 2: Puppeteer of the whole deal.
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  Speaker 4: She's just setting this all up for her finale monologue
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  Speaker 4: that we're gonna get gone?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what is that?
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  Speaker 1: Emily, don't know it was It wasn't me.
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  Speaker 5: It wasn't me.
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  Speaker 2: It was toddd farting and kissing Todd.
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  Speaker 1: In the background. Don't come home.
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  Speaker 2: To me, honest. I think that's a true story too.
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  Speaker 2: The farting part really authenticated it for me.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: That is very specific and yeah, very true. Yikes. And
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: she's like, well, you so pulled her hair over her
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: pace and show that Todd was making out with somebody
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  Speaker 1: you're in then four.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: Might just say ladies. And you know this, I got
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: a big fan of the that of fighting poop tack.
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  Speaker 2: We all know this. I can't believe farting has made
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: it into another episode and I'm somehow interested. I can't
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  Speaker 2: believe it. At this age, I've always hated it. Now
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, more fart stuff.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: It's all about the context. It's all about the context.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: But I agree it is wild that that is now
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: two episodes that we've had this, and poor Bronwin, you know.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: Well when she said she had something in her confessional
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: and she's like Todd, no, Todd didn't want me to go,
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  Speaker 4: and now this is why. And like I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: she's saying, Todd knew that Lisa was going to tell
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  Speaker 4: Bronwin something on this boat. That's why I was like,
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  Speaker 4: oh no, no, no, nope, nope, that was not where
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: we were going.
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  Speaker 3: But when she set that up, I.
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: Was like, Okay, we're going to finally like address this. Nope, okay,
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: moving on, I'm going to put on an inflatable got it.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well that's how she's lived her life and at
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: this point I kind of don't blame her. Oh, I
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: don't blame her.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: I mean it is It's like, I'm sure there is like,
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: to Jamie's point, people are coming at them with so
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: much gossip. Jamie wasn't correct, j.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: You're a liar and.
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: I'm just despicable person.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: But they're all sitting on the most crazy bullshit about
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: their each one of their loved ones.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: I'm sure.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: I'm sure when they get pulled aside and told something,
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: it's never like Meredith makes the best Caishi.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: The fucking half of DC.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And it's like Sean never when they were like
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Sean's gay and like everyone just yes, people do. This
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: is the kind of rumors this is. This is an
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: entire city, Salt Lake City, a city who are gossiping
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: about these women and they're they love it. You go
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: into a boutique and it's like, well, I actually know Meredith.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: She's a friend of my baby's father's sister in law.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: And I heard that Seth has eight dicks. Like it's like,
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: you know, there's nothing else to talk about.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: That is not true. He only asked four.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: And Angie and Heather are on the front lines of
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: hearing all of it being out of at Salon's beauty
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: bar and then Angie's hair salon.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Yep, did you say beauty blars?
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: That's right?
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: Amy, Jesus please, she just clutch light let her have this.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: It was like, what is this balar? Is it like
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: a Blaggio? Bizarre? Is it?
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: What is lar?
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Polar Porscha's daughter. Porsch's daughter owns a salon already, and
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: she does, yeah, she totally does. You know, Lisa cannot
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: keep her mouth shut. I mean, like even this whole
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: thing about like Todd making out with someone and then
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: like farting. She was like, okay, loops, you know she cannot.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: She's so buzzeded, dead to rights and she has to
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: eat it. She has to eat it, which I'm so
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: glad she did. Yeah, I'm glad that she did. And
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: she and then she's up over on the on the
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: mid deck and she's like, yeah, you know, Brittanny, no eight,
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: who am I talking about? No, She's like, bron manesk
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: me to contact the grandparents, and she's just like yelling
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: and Bronwin can hear. And she's clearly talking about her
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: daughter again. When they had that packed, so she just
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: she cannot keep her mouth shut. She has no control
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: over talking shit about people on a one to one basis.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: She loves it, loves yeah.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: I think Lisa also interpret that as I'm not going
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: to use your family against you in an argument or
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: bring that up, and Braun Whin interpreted that as like
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: there will be no mention of any family, which is
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: also how I heard it.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: I heard it that way too. I don't know why
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: she would even have the nerve to bring it up.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because she's just out there shit talking. She had
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: a bad night. She just is like blah blah blah.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: They're just all shit talking. It's it's not nice. It's
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: crazy in a way. I try to put myself in
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: that position, and I'm a Scorpio and I would be like,
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: I'm done with you, and then I would be done,
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: like that's it. I don't still fuck around. But also
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: for your paycheck, you have to keep being nice.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: I guess well she did. I did appreciate her being like,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: did you say that you're dead to me? I mean,
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: and I thought, wow, that would have been a walk
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: off in any other situation. But it's a yacht. You're stuck,
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: so you might as well sit at that table and
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: have some breakfast.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: Well, and I'm glad that. I'm glad that Lisa stated
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: it was sad the night before. I mean, I wanted
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: to ask you you both directly. Do you believe that
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Lisa goes to blogs or do we just think she
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: gossips with everyone? And it is there a distinction.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: I think she gossips with everybody, But if somebody is
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: telling Lisa something, they're not just telling Lisa. They're telling
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: anybody within a mile this crazy story that they know
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: about the one famous person in their life. So like
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: that's I think also what's going on. But to that end,
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: I do think that each of them probably has a
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: hand in guiding stories to the surface, and I think
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: maybe Lisa doesn't more than others.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: It's my hunch. A lot of housewives are approached by
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Instagram accounts when they get into their dms and they
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: engage with them, So, I mean, it happens all the time.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: And then they get Monica too that they did, and
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: then they get a relationship with these people and then
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: they'll have phone conversations to get it off writing. You know,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: it does happen a.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: Lot Instagram calls. Instagram calls, Remember Katie, I didn't have
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: a phone call, and then it's like they called through
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: Instagram but.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Also offline, you know, I mean just like on regular cells.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, that is why a lot of housewives know,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: like when it first started, where these Instagram accounts, I
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: want to go back like five years, you know what
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, Like that was kind of the the heyday
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: at the.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Stage what's happening in the world and five years ago coming.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, so about five years ago, there was a time
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: when bloggers started to become Instagram accounters, memes, video clips,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: you know, blind items, and as it turns out, some
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: of these real sneaky accounts would message housewives. Housewives didn't
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: find anything wrong with that, so they in turn started
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: messaging them back. They found that they would They found
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: that they could actually get something from this that they
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: yes that this news would come to the surface if
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: this housewife would drop a little crumb for this blogger
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: to find on their own. So that's when it all began,
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: and that's when housewives didn't get busted because no one
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: was really keeping receipts. No one really thought much of it,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: and it seems so organic. They were talking offline. You
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: couldn't you couldn't call people on Instagram at that time.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: But now the jig is up and all the bloggers
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: keep their receipts and now they can't do it anymore.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: So they're caught. They're caught more often than not. But
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: there was a heyday. There was a hayre.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: I think you now the bots that are the pr
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: bots that go that you can so tell our like
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: out there just fighting the battles on Behalf of the Housewives.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: That drives me nuts.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: That's the new thing that I'm like, I would love
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: to find the sources.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, start a cyber investigation, Emily.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Emily, you're good at it. Investigate, irritate, irrigate That's what
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: That beat into it if you make it mad, and
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: then I pee yah, irrigate. They had a beach picnic,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: much like they do on every below deck. So that's
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: going to be fun to see the other side of that.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: I is there another side Because they didn't go and
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: set that up ahead of time. I was like, guys,
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: what are we doing?
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: We didn't tell them, we gotta There was no setup
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: when they got there, there was no little cabana. There
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: was nothing, well, we don't know.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: We didn't see that. We saw them laying in the sand.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: They didn't have lawn chairs, but there could have been
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: a cabana otherwise somewhere else.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: I didn't see it.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Whoa, So the heads are gonna roll next season. I'm
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: below deck.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: There was a lot of good massaging. Is that normal?
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: No, I've never seen a massage and that.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: Lisa was like why was she having to lean on
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: her arms for that? Also a table by the way,
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: Lisa having like hard lean.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: There's nothing like a massage at a blackjack table. Have
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: that of you ever had that? You're playing blackjack and they.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Come up and they're like, massage, what are you serious?
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and it's great in Las Vegas. While you
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: really clutching your pearls on this one. These these these
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: galls and guys walk around with a little little massage
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: matt but they put it behind you as you sit
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: at the blackjack table and they give you a massage
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: at the blackjack table.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Take you out of the game.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, house always wins.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: No, it feels great, relaxes you grubbing your neck while
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: you're losing your house.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, the massage artist is looking
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: at your card and then it is giving it away
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: to the guy next to you, signaling them what you
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: have so that they can win.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, ocean, Okay.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Was going off what happened recently with the NBA.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Has a fucking eight person sting going on me? When
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: I bet ten dollars a.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Hand, Jamie, don't act like you don't win hard at
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: the at the blackjack table. Okay, my friend, and I've
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: said it once and I'll say it again. If you
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: have not said at a blackjack table with one Jamie Lawyer,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: you have not lived your fucking life. Emily, you'll see it.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: I runs the table, Emily, You're gonna you will get
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: We will get you there. Because it is a sight
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: to see. People should pay tickets. It is amazing, it's
• 29:15
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  Speaker 1: not supporting Lisa. That was wild.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: I didn't like it.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: I know, She's like, you're boring, You're boring, get a storyline.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: I was like, who are you? All of a sudden.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: That, Yeah, I appreciate her candor, but I'm also like,
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: this is also what you all come on to marry?
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: You all are She can't win.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: Meredith can't win.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: No, she really so weird.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: That was so weird. Meredith, like I defended her in
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: the way that I do. You're notsty rude. She's like,
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: I used my own words, the nastiness.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: I use my own words.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: We ever told you I feel like we have brother,
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: But we ever told you about the sketch that Amy
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: and I want to do that we never do. Where
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm.
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: I'm a lcious despicable.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: The bit is that I'm a teacher of impressions. I'm
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: like an acting guru and an impressions guru in La
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: and Amy comes to me as her student. But I
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: can never do I don't do any of the impressions properly.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: So I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, Amy,
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: do your Jennifer Aniston. I'll be like, Amy, did you
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: do your homework? Let me hear your Jennifer Aniston? And
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: then Amy does.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: This smart water. I've got reunion of friends. I'm on Instagram.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: Stop stop stop, please did you prepare?
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Listen to me?
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: Listen? Listen a rash? Smart water? Listen listen smart water
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: not try again?
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Smart water? Ross?
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, smart water a Ross come on? Please
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: try on life. And she does all these perfect impressions.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: That's what I try to do. Oppressions. They all tell
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: the same I love it. I love them.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: I love when you guys do impressions. It makes me happy.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: It makes me feel better about myself, says Amy.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: No, not at all.
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: I'm a free do impressions.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: You know, I feel a lot better about myself.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: It's not true. I do a lot of interesting things.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Remember when she said that, Mary's like, you're boring, You're
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: a snooze. She's like, I knew a long I'm interesting things.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: How proud she looked when the caviar came out. They're
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: like caviar from Marridith, And she was.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: Like, I do want to see them in the kitchen
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: trying that caviar at the below deck crew because you know,
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: they were like, this is her caviar. I'm she's gonna
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: get a huge plug on the balloon deck side.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: I bet that would be nice, you know I think that,
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Like Mary, shut up, Emily, I'm trying to segue, fucking bitch.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Where you can leave this?
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Where are we going, Emily? We should rent segues and
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: just go all around Vegas? Do you think they have
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: them there? Do they have Are you going?
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: She's going, I'm sorry, I know I know you.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Going going going?
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: Yes, Kelly is going to all your best friends are going, yeah,
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: best friends, My parents are going?
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: Are my parents going? Yes?
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: You know you're going.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: Emily and Diana are going, and Kelly your other bees going.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Stop Jamie, we I know you can't go. Don't worry
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: about it. It's okay. I'm it's not your hair over
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: her face.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Like Lisa Barlow's guy, I'm farting and I want to go.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: I don't understand.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: I don't understand. I don't understand. Oh my god. Okay, yeah, anyway,
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: but do.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: You guys read those segues. Get your best friend tattoos
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: while you're at it. Everyone another wave, another one year.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: This is really bad. We're gonna need to wrap quickly.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Jamie's gonna be really pissed.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: You go to person like mal online and get an
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: ornament with all your names on all the little stockings.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'll show you what we have.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: Hang on, I'll show you got it.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: But look at you bother weird button up shirts. You too,
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: you preps.
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: Sorry, we don't. We don't let the nerds know what's happening.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: Keep going, Amy, I.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: If I may, I would like to say that I
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: appreciate good friendship across all unities across all all boundaries,
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: boundaries nastiness all right. I don't know what net king
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: off meant, but it just meant like throwing your back
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: your drink.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was great.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Yes, okay, I've.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: Seen so many beach races with all these different franchises.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: They never go well, someone always.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Falls, they eat it.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Well, I was having about it. I do not brit Brittanny. Yeah,
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: I've tried her, very annoying and I even was watching
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: at the commercial just to be sure. She's just a
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: friend of right now, like she doesn't have it? Why
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: is she in every episode? Yeah?
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. And and she has yet to
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: come to anything for me where it doesn't It just
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: feels so campy and artificial.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: Formative.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, formative.
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: You're a liar and I'm a malicious, despicable person.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: How did Mike get to end up doing Angie's hair?
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: How did that transpire? I love that.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: I love that She's like, Mike, be in our room
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: in seven minutes with a blow dryer, You're gonna be
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: doing my hair. I broke my finger and I haven't
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: stopped huking for hours.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: But Brittany throwing up off the side of the yacht
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: and then throwing back some tequila was uh huh, she didn't.
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: I didn't you know why Meredith was so offended.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: It's not really your business, Marrie, like, why are you
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: going so hard?
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: I liked it because because because Brittany was the one
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: who was accusing Meredith of throwing up in her room, remember,
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: and she was like, I was not throwing up. This
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: was her big chance to be like, oh, you were
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: actually throwing up. Why are you taking off? It was
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: a big chance. I think that point.
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that is probably why.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: Honestly, I'm with you a thousand percent. It was a
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: revenge hit, but also like, by the way, as someone
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: who worked on a cruise ship for a little while
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: in the entertainment dement, Brittany throwing up off the side
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: that goes right down into the window below. You go
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: into a garbage can you fucking dumbass? You can't throw
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: up off the side of a yacht. It's it goes
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: right into the window.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: Fucking dumb ass.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was stupid Brittany.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: When she stepped back down, I've never seen someone drunker.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: I'm like this yeted she was suited and looted as
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: we said in my high school. And and she her
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: eyes were all drunk, and she's like, I'm.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: Like, oh yeah, that was yeah the TikTok about Seth?
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: What was that all about? Guys, I'm just hot. My
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: sweater's real hot right now.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: Your nerds and your prep shirts are hot.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Well you'll be happy to know it's backfiring srching. All right,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: So zombie night and uh, the the Todd well bron
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: went was like Todd just doesn't understand why he's a punchline.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: And then Lisa promises she'll never bring up Todd or
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: her daughter again. Brittany throws up. And then Brittany sees
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: a TikTok and did did Meredith throw something at her?
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Or what did she did?
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: She threw her nowhere near her, It was like way
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: she threw it towards the bar, and and Brittany's like,
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: I will take this and make this about me, Like
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: I have to get my charger.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: What did she throw? I don't know her knife, her
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: knife head, Oh, the knife head right, the headband knife
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: heead by the way, the Seth indiscretions is so two
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: or three seasons ago anyway, like we've kind of moved
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: on from that. But it was wild to see that
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: the footage actually played that person's TikTok. I was like, whoa,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: you guys are gonna give this life.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, it's another cross promotion. So now when
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: you watch that person's TikTok, they're gonna be like, here's
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: here's my version of when I my TikTok played on
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: below deck. But they're just like walking into their apartment.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: They're just a regular person who makes TikTok. Yeah.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Well, Brittany was also planning on bringing this up because
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: she showed it in someone's room. You know, she had
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: it was already on camera what she was doing, so
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: she was planning on bringing it up, so she was
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: just waiting for that opportunity.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: That was funny and whitney, of course so messy. I
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: saw it on TikTok because she showed it to me today.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: I love the zombie thing though. I thought that was fun.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: They did a good job. Is there anything else that
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: you guys want to mention? I think we I feel
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: like we've covered it all. Yeah, I think yeah, I
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: think so.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: That sounds that sounds wrong to me. There should be.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Oh wait, bron Win, No, no, no, no, Brittany was
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: she like yelled at Brittany when she's like I don't
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: want to sleep in your in the room, and then
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: Brittany's like you can, and then she's like I'm not
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: going to sleep somewhere where you're trying to have crew
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: in there.
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that Brittany is being I have I
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: have a bund to pick with her. She's so overly
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: sexualizing herself. What is this all about? Like, is she
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: was she always like this? Why is she like so
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: man hungry? What's the deal is she trying to say,
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: like I have an amazing libido? Or like what's her
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: deal with all this blurting and being sexual and like
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: the batting of the eyes and everything. It's starting to
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: make me feel she's a little unhinged in general, and
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: which we've already thought that.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: But it's a little much, No, it's a lot much. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: I agree.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: She really going to try to bed these guys, Like
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: what are we doing here? And are we to believe
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: that what her daughter said was she was like a
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: good mom in a normal marriage and then what that
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: first divorce just set her off? Is that what this
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: is all about?
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: No, I mean I think I think that's what what
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: Brittany would have us believe. But clearly this is like
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: the way she was raised and like just you know,
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: making men the center of everything.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: Right, So once she had the divorce, she made her
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: second husband, like you said, the center of everything, and
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: then that wasn't going really well. So she wanted to
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: make that work and then she would give the kids attention,
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: but then it never worked, and then she got another
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: you know, divorce, and then she's got to find that
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: central purpose in her life, which is a man and
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: not anything other than that, and that's where things go
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: way wrong. I did see, Uh yeah, I.
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: Think she's turning it on a little bit for below
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: deck in the cameras. Like I do think that it's
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: just annoying because she's turned on everything.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: Nothing is real.
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: So it's like this is just another like performance by Brittany,
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: and I'm just over it.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: It takes me out. Yeah, Captain Jason was like, uh yeah,
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: I'll give you a tool, no now, you psycho, like
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: he drew those lines, which I appreciated. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: I don't think she's also very drunk a lot, you know,
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: I think so like she's super drug and when she
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: was like, I buy properties, then I flip them. Then
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: I buy them, then flip them, flip them and buy them.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: My daughters don't talk to me and I flip, I
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: flip them. What is she talking about?
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know what.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: That's my favorite thing in the world.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: How did we skip over that at the time? Flip them?
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: And then I like, whoever said, yeah, your boyfriend just
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: breaks up with you so he can sleep with someone
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: else and then he gets back with you facts.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that was Meredith.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah that was Meredith.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: You're a liar and I'm.
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: A delicious, despicable person.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: I love that yacht. Can't wait to see it on
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: below deck. And we're not even off this yacht yet,
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Like there's going to be another episode. So there's three
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: full episodes of Salt Lake City where they're on this boat.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: I really enjoy how the producers have stepped outside of
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: the box this season, what with that one continuous episode
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: at the luncheon that never went anywhere else, and now
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: the three episode yacht trip. Really exciting.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, anyone else have something to say.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: I'm good. Thank you.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Noel from Bacoff, You're welcome. Well everyone. Let's do our
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: plugs Jamie. Where can people find you? What do you
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: want from? What do you want from the Darlings? How
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: can they support you?
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: Oh gosh, just jam Detroit at the old Instagram And
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: if you ever clicked on my IMBB Jamie, JI am
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: me Moyer, I AMDB. Take a look at what I've done.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: It's down every lane. Look at all the several one
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: times I appeared on one.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Show, she appeared.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: Well I will, yeah, thank you, Emily. Check it out.
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what's your name?
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: Emily E?
• 52:02
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• 52:06
  Speaker 1: Show on Instagram. We don't simply follow, not post there?
• 52:11
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• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Visit the Drama Darling shop. The link is in the
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: podcast notes. Thanks so much for listening, you guys, So
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: long for now, Drama Darling