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- 0:00Speaker 1: Hey guys, welcome back to Wisecracks in our regular spot here,
- 0:03Speaker 1: the beautiful West Skate. I like filming over on this side.
- 0:06Speaker 1: You know, we changed it up. Our producer JH. Wanted
- 0:08Speaker 1: to put us over there last time. It was cool,
- 0:10Speaker 1: but we had Vinie on here. He wouldn't shut the
- 0:12Speaker 1: f up. And I know you liked it and it's funny,
- 0:15Speaker 1: but can you always have to be on? So he
- 0:17Speaker 1: just he just you know, he would rather climb a
- 0:19Speaker 1: tree and talk, simply stand on the ground and tell
- 0:22Speaker 1: the kemmy cursing here anyway. John Orlando, fresh from his
- 0:28Speaker 1: poker yesterday, he, you know, came over and said, Hey,
- 0:32Speaker 1: there's a formder doll to M one hundred thousand guaranteed.
- 0:35Speaker 1: And you know what, I gotta tell you something. You
- 0:37Speaker 1: know what.
- 0:37Speaker 2: I don't like what I know what you're gonna say.
- 0:40Speaker 1: I don't like all the updates, like all the chip updates.
- 0:43Speaker 1: Hey look what we're doing. And then next thing, you know,
- 0:46Speaker 1: I get a broken heart emoji. It's like it's like
- 0:51Speaker 1: six eight hours of your life you can't get back.
- 0:53Speaker 1: I mean, and I knew that you can't play with
- 0:55Speaker 1: these young kids. You have to play us only so disgusting.
- 0:59Speaker 2: No, I'm just how did I come seventy third in
- 1:02Speaker 2: the Mystery Millions with all those young kids out of
- 1:05Speaker 2: nineteen thousand people, you can get blue lucky.
- 1:08Speaker 1: Oh, but you know you can. This guy too many hours,
- 1:11Speaker 1: put in too many hours, too many hours. It's too many.
- 1:13Speaker 1: It's twenty hours to play. You start, you know, like
- 1:16Speaker 1: your Pocketaco's hand. You sent me a thing pocketas Yes,
- 1:19Speaker 1: I guarantee you shouldn't have been in the hand. You're
- 1:21Speaker 1: out of your mind, really, because pocketed people overvaluations after the.
- 1:26Speaker 2: Flopka, are you folding pre flop?
- 1:30Speaker 1: No? No, no, no, no, no, not preflo okay, not
- 1:32Speaker 1: pre flop, but I guarantee you actually went all in
- 1:34Speaker 1: on the that.
- 1:36Speaker 2: Got on a turn free. He raised, I re raised,
- 1:39Speaker 2: he shoved all in.
- 1:40Speaker 1: Snap, send me the video.
- 1:41Speaker 2: Oh my god, this guy while we're talking poker.
- 1:44Speaker 1: Oh no, I have no money to me, you have
- 1:48Speaker 1: no money? Go ahead, what do you want to do tomorrow?
- 1:50Speaker 2: What is it the main event for this series? The
- 1:53Speaker 2: win series? We talked about this.
- 1:55Speaker 1: Oh, I tell you, I know you were before go
- 1:57Speaker 1: I thought, come on, really, is it really now that
- 2:01Speaker 1: people are gonna think this is staged.
- 2:03Speaker 2: It's not staged.
- 2:03Speaker 1: No, but how much is it?
- 2:06Speaker 2: Let eleven taking it's eleven hundred. Look, look I pull
- 2:12Speaker 2: it up. Let me just show you so you know
- 2:13Speaker 2: what I'm not like.
- 2:14Speaker 1: Wait, I didn't even know, John, John, Ready, you are
- 2:19Speaker 1: wearing a bible. I thought you were so embarrassed by
- 2:22Speaker 1: the last four hundred and twelve hundred dollars. John, should
- 2:26Speaker 1: I shouldn't do this. I own right. I thought you
- 2:28Speaker 1: weren't doing it. I really didn't.
- 2:30Speaker 2: Really, we don't have to.
- 2:31Speaker 1: No, I want you to do it. I'm not gonna
- 2:32Speaker 1: go back on my word. I just there's a countess again.
- 2:35Speaker 1: Because you will you won't.
- 2:36Speaker 2: You won't let me show you any show you what
- 2:38Speaker 2: we're getting into tomorrow.
- 2:40Speaker 1: Hey, ten, is it seniors?
- 2:43Speaker 2: No, it's not seniors. What is with you and the seniors? Look?
- 2:46Speaker 2: Four hundred thousand dollars guaranteed, four hundred thousand of the prize.
- 2:50Speaker 2: It's just a matter of time.
- 2:52Speaker 1: Bill, all right ahead, put in the way. I really
- 2:55Speaker 1: didn't know. I honestly didn't know that. I thought the
- 2:57Speaker 1: four under dollars when you were playing it because you
- 2:59Speaker 1: were gonna be too bad to say I'll say it again,
- 3:01Speaker 1: I'm not going to go over it against people. Say
- 3:03Speaker 1: why are you doing at the same sumthing?
- 3:04Speaker 2: Bill? Let me ask you this. Do you have to
- 3:06Speaker 2: Let's say, let's say you were sponsoring show Hey o Tani.
- 3:11Speaker 2: Yeah right, and he's in an over twelve.
- 3:14Speaker 1: Slump comparing yourself to show heyst to the greatest baseball
- 3:20Speaker 1: player going right now.
- 3:21Speaker 2: To the camera. There's no one better sitting at the
- 3:25Speaker 2: table than me. It's just that simple.
- 3:27Speaker 1: They have to get sitting at this table, no poker table.
- 3:31Speaker 2: They have to get lucky to beat me. This has
- 3:33Speaker 2: been documented all summer. How are you not?
- 3:37Speaker 1: So I'm not going to bore the audience any further
- 3:40Speaker 1: with a lot of things.
- 3:41Speaker 2: What else you got?
- 3:42Speaker 1: Did you see that? There was a sweet old man.
- 3:44Speaker 1: Jah's probably seen him. He was coming by with his
- 3:46Speaker 1: cane and I seen him like struggling a little bit.
- 3:50Speaker 1: So I turned to him. I said, sorry, do you
- 3:51Speaker 1: need help with something? This guy he's got an envelope,
- 3:55Speaker 1: bank envelope full of money in one hand, the caine,
- 3:58Speaker 1: trying to balance the can and stuff. He said no,
- 4:02Speaker 1: I'm just drunk. I said, all right, well put that
- 4:04Speaker 1: money away, you know, put that and then he turned
- 4:07Speaker 1: out the place. He's still hid it in his hand.
- 4:09Speaker 1: Not good. And I just thought about I said, listen,
- 4:12Speaker 1: just be careful. You're gonna go outside the casino. You
- 4:14Speaker 1: have you have money in the back. And my thing was,
- 4:16Speaker 1: you weren't here yet, so I'm worried about you running
- 4:18Speaker 1: into him.
- 4:20Speaker 2: Right.
- 4:20Speaker 1: I'm not joking that you would have got him for
- 4:22Speaker 1: eleven hundred, you know, but I'm being serious though.
- 4:24Speaker 2: How long ago is that guy?
- 4:26Speaker 1: He's got money in his left hand. Look his left hand.
- 4:28Speaker 2: I mean, I see all the times going on, how
- 4:29Speaker 2: many times and you're seeing people walking through the casino
- 4:32Speaker 2: and they're just counting hundreds.
- 4:35Speaker 1: But this guy was a sweet old man. I was like,
- 4:37Speaker 1: oh my god. Sometimes man, people you have to keep
- 4:41Speaker 1: your your your head on a swivel.
- 4:42Speaker 2: I saw a guy walk away from the cashier at Aria.
- 4:45Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 4:46Speaker 2: I don't know if you can think of where that is.
- 4:47Speaker 2: There's slot machines pretty close. He went to a slot
- 4:51Speaker 2: not to play, to then recount the money, and he
- 4:55Speaker 2: made sections of a thousand, like four like and putting
- 4:59Speaker 2: each thousand on the machine next to each other. These
- 5:02Speaker 2: people too trusting, They don't understand this is Vegas. You
- 5:05Speaker 2: can't do that. Let's do that anywhere.
- 5:07Speaker 1: I'm a valet guy. It's the reason why I now
- 5:11Speaker 1: now listen, people think that we're always Kelly in Vegas.
- 5:14Speaker 1: The other they said something to around the show. We
- 5:16Speaker 1: started a new show. Because you're always going around with
- 5:18Speaker 1: bags and bags of money. My money's in the apps.
- 5:21Speaker 1: She doesn't realize, like you know, but it just if
- 5:25Speaker 1: you're not here and the namorate in it, you just
- 5:28Speaker 1: think you have to go to the sportsbook and carry money.
- 5:30Speaker 1: It's not the way it really works. The way it
- 5:32Speaker 1: works is you have money and apps, and you bet
- 5:34Speaker 1: off the apps that you're allowed to bet on. But anyway,
- 5:37Speaker 1: I just seen that that guy. Yeah, you know, I
- 5:41Speaker 1: took good and bad about properties. They talk bad about
- 5:43Speaker 1: Caesars mostly because of many reasons. Now, not only do
- 5:46Speaker 1: they stop me betting on the app and and limit
- 5:49Speaker 1: people that win, They're not the only ones. Other books
- 5:51Speaker 1: too also do it. They actually pay at the slot
- 5:56Speaker 1: machine instantly. I like this. Now. What I remember that
- 6:01Speaker 1: is the attendants don't have to go to the cage.
- 6:04Speaker 1: In other words, they come around with a money belt it.
- 6:07Speaker 1: I did not know this. What a great idea is
- 6:09Speaker 1: Caesar's properties. They come around with a money belt. This
- 6:12Speaker 1: is Caesar's Caesar's Palace actually where it happened, and I
- 6:15Speaker 1: hit a fifteen dars jackpot video poker, they come with them.
- 6:18Speaker 2: They don't that normally is they don't want.
- 6:20Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to fill out paperwork your car. They
- 6:23Speaker 1: go back, they come back, it's already done. What your card,
- 6:29Speaker 1: everything's done. They just come over handing the money, and
- 6:31Speaker 1: then I they have money belt with them.
- 6:34Speaker 2: I just I'm surprised they do that because I thought
- 6:36Speaker 2: the strategy was you'll play the other machine next to
- 6:40Speaker 2: you while you're waiting.
- 6:41Speaker 1: No, actually, most of a lot of people just wait
- 6:42Speaker 1: to get paid, you know, they wait to get paid.
- 6:45Speaker 1: So I like that. I also, of course, the best
- 6:47Speaker 1: thing is just to have the auto payers that pay
- 6:50Speaker 1: you put your number in. At the end of the day,
- 6:52Speaker 1: you get you get a tax form the end of
- 6:54Speaker 1: the day, they'll send it to your house, whatever it
- 6:56Speaker 1: may be. I like that. But anyway, I.
- 6:58Speaker 2: Have to go to a lot more table games getting
- 7:00Speaker 2: converted to a slot type of play, either with one
- 7:04Speaker 2: live dealer but everyone's betting at the little terminal right,
- 7:08Speaker 2: or like the bubble crafts is everywhere now.
- 7:10Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of that now, John, you won't
- 7:12Speaker 1: believe what happened to me last week. I'm on vsen
- 7:15Speaker 1: my Thursday show with kil Alexander. I get off air,
- 7:18Speaker 1: I talked about DraftKings. They have this new policy where
- 7:23Speaker 1: if you get information ahead of them, they have a
- 7:26Speaker 1: right to cancel your bet. So, in other words, if
- 7:28Speaker 1: you get information that the running back's not going to
- 7:31Speaker 1: play right, well, then if you have bets on the
- 7:34Speaker 1: backup running backs to score a touchdown or to get
- 7:37Speaker 1: over yards, they could say, hey, the start run back
- 7:41Speaker 1: didn't play, even if you bet ahead of time. Basically,
- 7:43Speaker 1: they want us to play bookmakers. So I didn't really
- 7:46Speaker 1: down on them. Listen, I made a lot of money
- 7:47Speaker 1: off DraftKings in my life. I have. I destroyed them
- 7:51Speaker 1: on the banchero bet, I destroyed them on a golf bet.
- 7:55Speaker 1: I made it. I did very well with DraftKings, and
- 7:57Speaker 1: they've always been good to me. At the counter at
- 8:00Speaker 1: fox Woods, I was able. They cut me to a
- 8:02Speaker 1: thousand dollars, but that was okay. I get a call
- 8:05Speaker 1: ten minutes after I'm off air from my buddy who's
- 8:10Speaker 1: also my casino host of Foxwoods. He says, yeah, DraftKings.
- 8:14Speaker 1: You know, you know you got that you're not allowed
- 8:17Speaker 1: You'll know allwed to abut two hundred fifty dollars at
- 8:19Speaker 1: the counter from now on. I already knew because the
- 8:21Speaker 1: sportsbook manager told me. That's why I didn't go back anyway. Obviously,
- 8:26Speaker 1: the Draft Kings office over here on Durrangle, you know
- 8:28Speaker 1: the DraftKings, they have vsin on in the background. They
- 8:33Speaker 1: heard everything. And one of the executives or maybe you
- 8:36Speaker 1: could bet a trader, Yeah, someone got their shorts and
- 8:38Speaker 1: the not I said, I get this cracker burger he's
- 8:41Speaker 1: talking about. No one's talking about just telling the truth,
- 8:44Speaker 1: you know. So I didn't do anything wrong. I just
- 8:48Speaker 1: was telling the truth about what happened. I talked very
- 8:50Speaker 1: good about DraftKings, by the way, yeah most of the time.
- 8:53Speaker 1: But I was just saying about this new policy they implemented,
- 8:56Speaker 1: how unfair. Everyone thinks it is crazy.
- 8:59Speaker 2: I mean, so if you made bet on like let's
- 9:00Speaker 2: say Monday that the backup quarterback for Cowboys score a touchdown,
- 9:05Speaker 2: then we find out on Thursday the starter is not starting,
- 9:07Speaker 2: they won't honor that bet.
- 9:09Speaker 1: I don't know if it'll go as much as four
- 9:11Speaker 1: days but I can guarantee if it's the.
- 9:13Speaker 2: Same, it's in real time.
- 9:15Speaker 1: In other words, but that's what you're supposed to pay
- 9:17Speaker 1: your traders for. Your traders are supposed to pay attention
- 9:20Speaker 1: to the same socials we do, social media beat writers.
- 9:24Speaker 1: That's what you're supposed to do, and if.
- 9:27Speaker 2: You're notes out there for anyone.
- 9:29Speaker 1: But the problem in these companies don't pay their traders
- 9:31Speaker 1: any serious money. You can hire an organ grinding monkey
- 9:36Speaker 1: to watch the screen now, and you don't have to
- 9:39Speaker 1: pay them twelve dollars an hour or nothing. Just hire
- 9:41Speaker 1: the monkey to follow the screen pinnacle of Chris move
- 9:44Speaker 1: or a circle, move your line. That's it. I mean, really,
- 9:47Speaker 1: you don't have to pay. By the way, they don't
- 9:49Speaker 1: get paid enough. The people that work at the sports
- 9:52Speaker 1: books that are in charge of risk don't get paid
- 9:55Speaker 1: what they really should get paid. They're controlling corporate money,
- 10:00Speaker 1: millions of dollars for a public company, and these guys,
- 10:04Speaker 1: I know what they make, I'm not gonna say, but
- 10:06Speaker 1: they don't get enough money. But the guys above that
- 10:09Speaker 1: are making these decisions in the offices with the nice,
- 10:13Speaker 1: fancy college degrees that don't know what's going on down
- 10:17Speaker 1: with the pulse of the floor. They're making all the money.
- 10:19Speaker 1: When we got CEOs of companies making we talked about
- 10:22Speaker 1: it last week. Yeah, twenty five million and the average
- 10:24Speaker 1: employee making forty thousand that are making the decisions for
- 10:27Speaker 1: that company. Something's wrong. Something's wrong. So anyway, it's just
- 10:32Speaker 1: DraftKings yea right after the show that that's how. And
- 10:35Speaker 1: it's so stupid because what do I do. I could
- 10:39Speaker 1: just get other guys to beer it in and start
- 10:41Speaker 1: betting and take your bonus. They did a nice to
- 10:43Speaker 1: know Bill Krackenberger's in the sportsbook and they're gonna say, hey, Bill,
- 10:47Speaker 1: we'll take all your bets for five minute each and
- 10:49Speaker 1: we're gonna limit you to five hundred. But it's great
- 10:51Speaker 1: for us because we're gonna sharpen up our sports book
- 10:53Speaker 1: lines by you betting into us. But now I have
- 10:56Speaker 1: to play into losers, more users accounts, and you may
- 11:00Speaker 1: not know as fast someone in the immediate are. Yeah.
- 11:04Speaker 2: But anyway, I just I noticed he kind of looked
- 11:05Speaker 2: at me when you said beer.
- 11:06Speaker 1: No, no, no no. John. I put a tweet up
- 11:09Speaker 1: about pizza at Italy last week. I went to Italy.
- 11:12Speaker 1: Good There Park, MGM, it was. It was actually great.
- 11:15Speaker 2: It's great there.
- 11:16Speaker 1: Actually surprised. They put a hunk of Barada cheese on
- 11:19Speaker 1: each one of the slices. But I had no to
- 11:23Speaker 1: get along. I had no idea. Well we don't get along.
- 11:26Speaker 1: It's a gambling relationship, don't I know? One gets you?
- 11:30Speaker 1: So the Barada cheese. I'm a slice. Yeah, four slices,
- 11:33Speaker 1: two bottles of water, one hundred and five bucks.
- 11:36Speaker 2: I was gonna say, you got off easy.
- 11:38Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'll tell you that it was good though,
- 11:41Speaker 1: but I I won't pay. I won't pay that. My
- 11:43Speaker 1: friend had a comp one thousand dollars comp you had
- 11:46Speaker 1: to use in four days we went to I think
- 11:48Speaker 1: I went over the Italian restaurant, went to there. But
- 11:50Speaker 1: I just want to talk about that slice again because
- 11:52Speaker 1: I someone reached out to me on my socials from
- 11:55Speaker 1: Italy and said, how was the pizza? I said, you
- 11:57Speaker 1: know what, He's right, The pizza was excellent. It was excellent.
- 12:00Speaker 1: Yet it's just not twenty four dollars a slice. Action anyway,
- 12:05Speaker 1: all right, So Vegas economy and foot traffic, Well, I
- 12:09Speaker 1: can't go by this weekend, I don't think, because you
- 12:11Speaker 1: couldn't move anywhere. It was unbelievable how packed it was.
- 12:15Speaker 1: So these numbers went up too. By the way, the
- 12:17Speaker 1: numbers came out for July, I took a photo of them.
- 12:20Speaker 1: So the numbers came out the other day, and when
- 12:23Speaker 1: I see these numbers come out, I was like, wow,
- 12:25Speaker 1: I can't believe the the Baccara win.
- 12:29Speaker 2: Here.
- 12:29Speaker 1: Look at these numbers. Up four percent from up four
- 12:34Speaker 1: percent the numbers are in July. Everyone says how slow
- 12:37Speaker 1: it is here and everything, but you can see here.
- 12:40Speaker 1: I'm gonna send this to John's Well, you could show
- 12:42Speaker 1: this clip Jge. Baccara was up wow, seven percent for
- 12:48Speaker 1: the month. Now Blackjack was down twenty two point four
- 12:51Speaker 1: citywide that city wide for So this shows you every game,
- 12:55Speaker 1: what was up, what was down for the month?
- 12:56Speaker 2: Bacara, Where did you get this?
- 12:58Speaker 1: I can't tell you. And so a lot of the
- 13:01Speaker 1: wind came from the Bakara I understand, but it doesn't matter.
- 13:06Speaker 1: In the end, they're up four percent. And I'll say
- 13:09Speaker 1: it again, I say it every week. This was off
- 13:12Speaker 1: of based off of numbers that were projected the last
- 13:15Speaker 1: couple of years that they smashed those numbers. So there
- 13:19Speaker 1: has to be sooner or later correction with everything here.
- 13:23Speaker 1: We're seeing it now in the real estate market here
- 13:25Speaker 1: a little bit finally, but there has to be some
- 13:28Speaker 1: kind of correction, but it's not coming right now. This
- 13:30Speaker 1: place was pack jammed last week. I was out because
- 13:34Speaker 1: I have some friends in town. You could not move anywhere,
- 13:37Speaker 1: so I just don't want. I don't want to.
- 13:38Speaker 2: It almost feels like there was a period of time
- 13:41Speaker 2: where the restaurants and the clubs were driving this city
- 13:46Speaker 2: and gambling had fallen off a little bit. I feel
- 13:49Speaker 2: like it's shifting back. The clubs are definitely down.
- 13:53Speaker 1: That's what you know. But I watch that's what they said.
- 13:58Speaker 1: The clubs are actually the club. It's not the high
- 14:00Speaker 1: end club, but they like they're o their middle they're
- 14:02Speaker 1: they're they're hurting, they're hurting for business. So all right,
- 14:06Speaker 1: the sphere, Yeah, Wizard of Oz?
- 14:08Speaker 2: Did you go?
- 14:09Speaker 1: I didn't go, But you see the videos that are
- 14:11Speaker 1: out there, it looks it looks unbelieving. Now, I'm a
- 14:14Speaker 1: big kid. I love the Wizard of Oz. Now, just
- 14:16Speaker 1: picture back in nineteen thirty nine when they when they
- 14:20Speaker 1: when the movie came out about almost a hundred years ago,
- 14:23Speaker 1: and it's all black and white the house and everything,
- 14:25Speaker 1: and all of a sudden it's color TV for everyone's
- 14:28Speaker 1: colorate and just picture inside the sphere. They have wind,
- 14:31Speaker 1: they have the flying monkeys. They have apples that fall
- 14:34Speaker 1: down on the crowd, blow blowing around. Listen. I know
- 14:37Speaker 1: it's a lot of Money's one hundred and some dollars
- 14:39Speaker 1: of ticket.
- 14:40Speaker 2: I get your value.
- 14:41Speaker 1: I think it's and plus. I love Judy Garland. I
- 14:45Speaker 1: love I go back and watch old Judy Garland stuff.
- 14:47Speaker 1: I absolutely love all right powerball craziness. Now, I have
- 14:52Speaker 1: neighbors and you know the building. I have neighbors that
- 14:57Speaker 1: are well to do, very well to do. I mean,
- 15:01Speaker 1: you know in these fields when I met, I have
- 15:05Speaker 1: very well to the neighbors. But yet go to the
- 15:08Speaker 1: border all the time to get these power Ball tickets.
- 15:12Speaker 1: Like you know, you're living in one of the top
- 15:15Speaker 1: places rise in the country. You're like, what difference is
- 15:20Speaker 1: it going to make? I mean, you know, I know
- 15:21Speaker 1: a billion dollars will be a difference, but you.
- 15:23Speaker 2: Know, but they don't go when it's four hundred.
- 15:25Speaker 1: We've got a million dollars in cars. He's got a
- 15:28Speaker 1: million in cars. You got two million in art. That's right,
- 15:31Speaker 1: two million in art collectible thing like you know, like
- 15:35Speaker 1: I just it's a craziness. Hey Bill, you want you
- 15:37Speaker 1: want to go? No, I'm not taking no ride. And
- 15:39Speaker 1: I asked him for I said, you want to put
- 15:40Speaker 1: twenty dollars in for me? He goes twenty dollars because
- 15:42Speaker 1: I know I'm not putting twenty dollars in for you?
- 15:44Speaker 1: Like how much is a thousand? Like how much are
- 15:47Speaker 1: you out of your buys? Like yeah? And then you know,
- 15:50Speaker 1: I said, did you hit this? Is this why you're
- 15:52Speaker 1: so loaded? You hit this thing? You're not telling me?
- 15:54Speaker 1: But anyway, it's up to one point three billion. It's
- 15:57Speaker 1: just amazing what happens to these people when they win that.
- 16:00Speaker 1: Not that I probably wouldn't be one of them. I'm
- 16:02Speaker 1: not gonna be crazy. You know, I'm already pretty good
- 16:04Speaker 1: bankroll management with things. But right, I gotta be honest
- 16:07Speaker 1: with you. I'm still not gonna drive no fancy cars,
- 16:10Speaker 1: have no fancy jewels.
- 16:11Speaker 2: You want a billion dollars, you're taking the lump sum.
- 16:14Speaker 1: Yeah, you're probably.
- 16:15Speaker 2: Six six hundred million. Yeah, out of curiosity.
- 16:18Speaker 1: I'm just getting some different real estate around the I
- 16:20Speaker 1: want to live like different places don't want to have houses.
- 16:23Speaker 2: You buy some houses. Yeah, you keep the car. You're
- 16:26Speaker 2: going to.
- 16:26Speaker 1: Kick my truck?
- 16:27Speaker 2: Ask you here's the important question.
- 16:29Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 16:29Speaker 2: Bill Krackenberger wins six hundred million dollars in a lot.
- 16:32Speaker 1: Of Yeah, you're you're playing the main event next week.
- 16:35Speaker 2: I get the main I get the main you're in.
- 16:38Speaker 1: Come on, I'm gonna put you in the whole thing
- 16:39Speaker 1: next year up to twenty five thousand.
- 16:41Speaker 2: I think it's main for life.
- 16:44Speaker 1: I'll put you in every single of every senior event.
- 16:47Speaker 2: They have a five thousand senior event.
- 16:49Speaker 1: John, you're killing me. Yeah?
- 16:51Speaker 2: No.
- 16:51Speaker 1: And you know it's funny how many people make fun
- 16:53Speaker 1: of John. I don't think this is right. You people
- 16:56Speaker 1: that are making fun of John for these short shirts
- 16:58Speaker 1: that he wears. I had a hold him on the
- 17:00Speaker 1: phone with John, don't wear a short shirt this week, Look,
- 17:04Speaker 1: he complied. You know, like everyone's saying things like, oh,
- 17:07Speaker 1: who's the dude with them? It's enough enough. I gotta
- 17:11Speaker 1: be honest with They look like as muscles to me.
- 17:12Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think you know all right, speaking
- 17:15Speaker 1: of all this, what do you know about Dana White?
- 17:18Speaker 1: You know anything?
- 17:19Speaker 2: I heard? I saw it this morning, you did. I
- 17:21Speaker 2: saw it.
- 17:22Speaker 1: Now I call BS on it.
- 17:24Speaker 2: I don't buy it.
- 17:25Speaker 1: I called BS.
- 17:26Speaker 2: I don't buy it.
- 17:27Speaker 1: Yeah, I called BS. I can't even find the article now,
- 17:29Speaker 1: I'll have to show the John later.
- 17:30Speaker 2: It says twenty five million he os red on the deal.
- 17:35Speaker 1: What these people that write these articles, that never gambled
- 17:38Speaker 1: in their life, that have those streets more to no
- 17:40Speaker 1: common sense? Guess what maybe he does? You know, why
- 17:44Speaker 1: you get six months to pay your markers when you're
- 17:46Speaker 1: on that level. You don't get thirty days people, thirty
- 17:49Speaker 1: days we didn't pay it back. You get so someone
- 17:51Speaker 1: maybe in sees it and says, ooh, for forty five
- 17:55Speaker 1: days he didn't pay. He doesn't have to pay it
- 17:57Speaker 1: yet he gets six months. Why not keep twenty five
- 18:00Speaker 1: million in the bank or an investment for six months,
- 18:03Speaker 1: make the money and pay back last minute. So get
- 18:06Speaker 1: Dana on the horn. I'm sticking up for him. You know,
- 18:10Speaker 1: you know, it's just so stupid. Yeah, people saying that,
- 18:12Speaker 1: you know, you know, come on, we.
- 18:14Speaker 2: Know with that, with that, that's a good.
- 18:16Speaker 1: Guy's so generous to people. Yeah, you know, I read
- 18:19Speaker 1: people how how generous they are, you know.
- 18:20Speaker 2: And maybe maybe it's true. Maybe that's his number there,
- 18:23Speaker 2: but I promise you he won twenty five over at
- 18:25Speaker 2: Venetian or he won fire. Yeah, I mean it's it'll
- 18:29Speaker 2: it's a.
- 18:30Speaker 1: Article bothered me. It really actually bothered me because I
- 18:33Speaker 1: know how what what on that level, I know what
- 18:36Speaker 1: it takes. Yeah, So, John, do you remember the owner?
- 18:39Speaker 1: I hope he remembers. I forget his name right now,
- 18:41Speaker 1: the owner of the Eagles. Maybe one of these older
- 18:44Speaker 1: guys than me. You guys are younger than me, though,
- 18:46Speaker 1: there was the name Manlyo. Come up with it. What's
- 18:49Speaker 1: his name? No, the guy that owned the Eagles and
- 18:52Speaker 1: lost it. The trucking company, the trucking magnet that owned
- 18:55Speaker 1: the Eagles years ago. Back in it. I'm gonna put
- 18:59Speaker 1: it in here. Hold on Philadelphia Eagles owner that lost gambling.
- 19:03Speaker 1: It'll come right up, of course, it'll come right up.
- 19:07Speaker 1: So Leonard Toast, Leonard Toast was the owner of the Eagles.
- 19:11Speaker 1: He owned a giant trucking company and he lost everything.
- 19:15Speaker 1: In the end. The coach of the team had to
- 19:18Speaker 1: pay his rent for his apartment. That's a fact that
- 19:22Speaker 1: was out there.
- 19:22Speaker 2: When was this this is the.
- 19:25Speaker 1: Eighties, late his early eighties.
- 19:28Speaker 2: Yeah, that was really frown upon.
- 19:30Speaker 1: Oh no, it was really bad. It was so bad.
- 19:33Speaker 1: But yeah, Leonard later, Leonard Toastter lost a fortune, the
- 19:36Speaker 1: team owner from sixty nine to eighty five High Roller
- 19:40Speaker 1: gambled away as his fortune lost fifty million dollars. Which
- 19:43Speaker 1: fifty million then was you know today? That's that's five hundred,
- 19:47Speaker 1: five hundred. And he was over playing blackjack maybe seven
- 19:51Speaker 1: hands at a time, but drinking alcohol every night, losing
- 19:55Speaker 1: tons of So the reason why I say it, he
- 19:58Speaker 1: had these financial and actually the coach of the team
- 20:02Speaker 1: was actually the one that was paying his rent in
- 20:05Speaker 1: the end, and he lost, the team lost everything. Claim
- 20:09Speaker 1: to the casinos that he was drunk and tried to
- 20:13Speaker 1: sue him, but unsuccessfully. No one sues them successfully when
- 20:17Speaker 1: it comes to this, but this particular billionaire, Philip Dong
- 20:21Speaker 1: Fang Lee, he sued Starred Casinos in Australia for fifty
- 20:26Speaker 1: seven the fifty seven million he lost, he said, I
- 20:30Speaker 1: was totally drunk. I don't remember losing the money, you know,
- 20:33Speaker 1: And he will give you his words. The property developer
- 20:37Speaker 1: claims that the casino exploited his gambling addiction in poor English,
- 20:41Speaker 1: Now what I say, is I see this a lot,
- 20:46Speaker 1: And I say to myself, I know that he's probably
- 20:49Speaker 1: drinking them, you know this and that. But there's got
- 20:51Speaker 1: to be a point where you accept some responsibility. So
- 20:56Speaker 1: but however, I get it though.
- 20:58Speaker 2: Maybe I mean here, if you're at a bar, Yeah,
- 21:00Speaker 2: at some point, the bar has to cut you off
- 21:02Speaker 2: if they think you've just drank too much.
- 21:05Speaker 1: Do they do that? They do?
- 21:06Speaker 2: For sure?
- 21:06Speaker 1: That's your key.
- 21:07Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. I think at some point, if you're
- 21:10Speaker 2: like incoherent and you're still firing away, I do think
- 21:14Speaker 2: the casino should probably step in.
- 21:17Speaker 1: I don't now after Matt Boyer's case, they may have
- 21:21Speaker 1: more of a compliance issue to them, right, you know
- 21:24Speaker 1: where they come in and maybe even do that. But
- 21:27Speaker 1: by the way, I have to say, give us a credit,
- 21:29Speaker 1: give you a credit. I hate to give this guy credit.
- 21:31Speaker 1: Oh you were like, oh, let's go to his house.
- 21:33Speaker 1: I was like, John, I'm not going to California for
- 21:35Speaker 1: an interview. We had that interview a full five days. Yeah,
- 21:39Speaker 1: before anyone did. Yeah, and now every Kno, it's out there,
- 21:42Speaker 1: he's done everywhere. Michael Franchise Onderbelly, CNN, ESPN thirty for
- 21:47Speaker 1: thirty so we had him first, So that was that
- 21:49Speaker 1: was good that we got to talk with him first.
- 21:51Speaker 1: But anyway, we're.
- 21:52Speaker 2: Gonna get him first when he comes out.
- 21:53Speaker 1: Well, he actually wanted us to come back on now.
- 21:55Speaker 1: I said, you know what, I don't.
- 21:57Speaker 2: Do one before he goes in.
- 21:58Speaker 1: Maybe we could do one before he goes in. Over zoom,
- 22:01Speaker 1: you know, over zoom, talk to him before you go back. No,
- 22:05Speaker 1: not not in any I mean.
- 22:06Speaker 2: We go back to Hawaiian Gardens Gardens casino. No, I
- 22:11Speaker 2: forgot about that.
- 22:11Speaker 1: Six totally forgot about that.
- 22:14Speaker 2: We hit del Mar del Mar is over right, party
- 22:17Speaker 2: is over all right.
- 22:18Speaker 1: You'll find some kind of gambling thing and you play.
- 22:20Speaker 2: Let me ask you this.
- 22:21Speaker 1: Have you ever played the can game out there on
- 22:23Speaker 1: the You can tell me it's on the cross wash. No,
- 22:27Speaker 1: you could tell me though.
- 22:28Speaker 2: In New York when I was little on the street
- 22:30Speaker 2: corner and they did.
- 22:31Speaker 1: That the can What you want to say forget?
- 22:34Speaker 2: I want to go back to the lottery real quick.
- 22:35Speaker 2: I'm curious your answer to this. If you won five
- 22:37Speaker 2: hundred million dollars, you still bet in sports?
- 22:41Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to know why? Oh boy, that's a
- 22:43Speaker 1: great question you asked. I like to terrorize the bookmakers.
- 22:48Speaker 1: I like max bets.
- 22:50Speaker 2: Do you change your average bet size because you.
- 22:54Speaker 1: Know, no, they don't. They don't give me that and
- 22:57Speaker 1: they won't let you anyway. Yeah right, No, I mean,
- 22:59Speaker 1: but you know, sometimes I'm not only betting for me,
- 23:02Speaker 1: I'm betting for me and two other guy this three
- 23:03Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, So by mean getting down five thousand,
- 23:05Speaker 1: that means I have sixteen hundred dollars in the game,
- 23:07Speaker 1: you know, so, and uh, you only have a couple
- 23:09Speaker 1: percentage three four five percent edge, so but maybe so Yeah, okay, buddy, Okay,
- 23:16Speaker 1: So now let's go to Heritage. Yeah, Heritage Sports dot
- 23:19Speaker 1: eu one hundred one hundred percent kickoff bonus plus money
- 23:24Speaker 1: back guarantee on your first deposit one oweight juice. You know,
- 23:29Speaker 1: I had nothing to say. This wasn't like this last year.
- 23:31Speaker 1: So they're given. Uh, they're giving some really good deals.
- 23:35Speaker 1: Been in business for almost thirty years, Heritage Sports dot EU.
- 23:39Speaker 1: Check them out, guys.
- 23:41Speaker 2: Now I have a question about Heritage Yeah, yeah, you
- 23:44Speaker 2: and you know them over there. You're tight with them,
- 23:45Speaker 2: you know, I know they are. Can we get a lineup? No, God,
- 23:49Speaker 2: can they put a lineup?
- 23:50Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 23:51Speaker 2: John Orlando will make a WSOP final table between.
- 23:55Speaker 1: They have to stay in business, so they're gonna kill
- 23:58Speaker 1: I mean everyone's.
- 23:58Speaker 2: Been well let's let's get a light up.
- 24:01Speaker 1: They can't put the odd high enough. Nothing against you
- 24:06Speaker 1: in general, But then again, if you ever asked, will
- 24:09Speaker 1: anyone known win the World Series of Poker main event,
- 24:12Speaker 1: how can it be possible that the grinder won? That?
- 24:15Speaker 1: That's true, that's unbelievable. Yeah, it's almost so you do
- 24:18Speaker 1: have a little chance. But yeah, no, Heritage, it's been
- 24:22Speaker 1: around a long time. Like I said, you know the
- 24:24Speaker 1: Heritage story. The guy that that used to own Heritage
- 24:27Speaker 1: and the guy that owns Pinnacle Sports, they were partners
- 24:30Speaker 1: at Heritage back in the late nineties I'll say middle nineties,
- 24:35Speaker 1: and then one took Pinnacle, one took Heritage. So there
- 24:38Speaker 1: there's staples of the industry been around a long time.
- 24:41Speaker 1: So that that's that's the heritage story there. Look at
- 24:44Speaker 1: this job you hear about this pile of cremated No
- 24:49Speaker 1: cremated humans were found outside of Las Vegas, the desert outside.
- 24:54Speaker 1: It's no, it's real. Look look that's that's that's bodies. Yeah, yeah, pile. No,
- 25:00Speaker 1: they were illegally dumped. The Bureau on Land managed by
- 25:05Speaker 1: the Bureau of Land Management Authority is investigating the illegal
- 25:07Speaker 1: dumping source. So more than one hundred piles of cremated
- 25:11Speaker 1: human remains have been found in a mass grave site.
- 25:14Speaker 1: By the way, they didn't pour them all together. They
- 25:16Speaker 1: poured one here, one year, one here.
- 25:18Speaker 2: And this is the actual photo to photo. We're gonna
- 25:21Speaker 2: post that, right.
- 25:22Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to give it to John. I want
- 25:23Speaker 1: to give it to John the post.
- 25:24Speaker 2: That is crazy.
- 25:25Speaker 1: That's amazing, Dana White, there is urn rock. This is
- 25:28Speaker 1: a story. Yeah, but I got mad when I've seen that.
- 25:31Speaker 1: But anyway, Yeah, that's amazing, isn't this? An anonymous tipster
- 25:35Speaker 1: happened upon the great piles of powdered and pulverized bone
- 25:38Speaker 1: on the side of the highway. Oh, by the way,
- 25:41Speaker 1: of course, it's in search light. Has anyone ever driven, Yeah,
- 25:44Speaker 1: from here to Laughlin? That drive I always stop in searchlight.
- 25:48Speaker 1: By the way, don't go over twenty five miles an hour.
- 25:49Speaker 1: Search light. That's how they make their money. Cops there
- 25:51Speaker 1: every single time. Twenty five miles an hour. You know
- 25:54Speaker 1: you're going seventy five Now you gotta sloat onto twenty
- 25:56Speaker 1: five and search lights got these little casinos a couple
- 26:00Speaker 1: like a little duck pin bawling and that's just cool.
- 26:02Speaker 1: I like, I kind of like it. But anyway, that
- 26:04Speaker 1: that's a real story. Is that amazing? Yeah, that's so sick.
- 26:08Speaker 1: Eight people were arrested in Macau for in the casino.
- 26:14Speaker 1: This happens over here once in a while. And I
- 26:15Speaker 1: mean I'm in West Gate in Vegas and the casinos,
- 26:18Speaker 1: United States, So if you're in with a dealer, this
- 26:22Speaker 1: is why they this has happened. So now eight people
- 26:25Speaker 1: were arrested in Macau for card tampering fraud scheme. So
- 26:30Speaker 1: obviously these guys were in there the articles there, I'm
- 26:34Speaker 1: gonna sud I'm also gonna send it to uh to Jah. Yeah.
- 26:38Speaker 1: So they literally made how about this two point nine
- 26:43Speaker 1: to four million before they got caught.
- 26:45Speaker 2: Unbelievable.
- 26:46Speaker 1: So that's what they seized in cash? Wow? Wow? So
- 26:52Speaker 1: you know what that can't be? This has got to
- 26:55Speaker 1: be what country is this, Macaw? The money can't be
- 26:57Speaker 1: the same the transfer ray camp. There is no way
- 26:59Speaker 1: they got two point nine million of the casino. The
- 27:02Speaker 1: transfer rates probably ten percent of that or something. So
- 27:05Speaker 1: we'll check that anyway, they ate suspects Between thirty three
- 27:08Speaker 1: and forty two were arrested from Defredy and casinos. See
- 27:11Speaker 1: down the bottom.
- 27:12Speaker 2: Eight people.
- 27:13Speaker 1: Eight people. But let me tell you something Atlantic City.
- 27:15Speaker 1: In Atlantic City, at the Golden Nugget. Please google this,
- 27:19Speaker 1: you'll find it. There was a regular people at a
- 27:23Speaker 1: table at the Golden Nugget and they were playing baccara.
- 27:28Speaker 1: They weren't trying to be thieves. They were made into thieves.
- 27:32Speaker 1: Why the cards were never shuffled. They were put in
- 27:35Speaker 1: order like they are in the boxes aces spate two,
- 27:38Speaker 1: spade three space four space. They were put into the
- 27:41Speaker 1: shuffle machine, and someone not in a shuffle machine into
- 27:43Speaker 1: into the shoe. They started dealing the shoe. Some of
- 27:47Speaker 1: those people, they're pretty sharp. Now, some of these baccara players, right,
- 27:50Speaker 1: they noticed ace of spade to a space three, a
- 27:53Speaker 1: spade four space. Now they start doing the mask. I
- 27:56Speaker 1: start saying, wait a minute, these are everything. Now next
- 27:58Speaker 1: space five five space. The dealer doesn't even realize this
- 28:01Speaker 1: ace two three four five speed. You could just figure
- 28:04Speaker 1: out what's coming out. So if it's ace two three,
- 28:09Speaker 1: the next card is going to be a five. You
- 28:10Speaker 1: know it's not like you could figure out that if
- 28:12Speaker 1: natural mind's coming out, you got naturally I think they
- 28:15Speaker 1: won six or seven hundred thousand, and the casinos. I
- 28:19Speaker 1: don't know if they were successful in that case, but
- 28:22Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, those people cannot be arrested. They
- 28:25Speaker 1: did nothing wrong. I have the players back, I said,
- 28:28Speaker 1: I say the players didn't do anything wrong. They should
- 28:30Speaker 1: be able to get to catch that. I mean, the
- 28:32Speaker 1: only problem is you got to do it a little sneaky.
- 28:35Speaker 1: You gotta lose a couple of hands. You can't win
- 28:37Speaker 1: twenty hands in a row. You gotta lose a couple
- 28:39Speaker 1: of hands. You can't just go for the kill max bet.
- 28:42Speaker 1: And they're calling floor floor black, you know black in
- 28:44Speaker 1: action checks play whatever they say. So I kind of
- 28:48Speaker 1: just when I seen this, When when I see these stories,
- 28:51Speaker 1: I was just totally wild. John, this is a subject,
- 28:55Speaker 1: he tell them. I am on the player's sides. I
- 28:59Speaker 1: can't take this anymore. So now Venmo, Yeah, VENMO actually
- 29:02Speaker 1: is monitoring accounts for abuse from angering sports better.
- 29:07Speaker 2: What does that even mean?
- 29:08Speaker 1: Well, because they're going after a lot of the college kids.
- 29:11Speaker 1: So VENMO is taking a proactive step and hope to
- 29:14Speaker 1: curb these instances where they're they're monitoring student athletes and
- 29:19Speaker 1: you know or twenty one year older, they're monitoring these
- 29:21Speaker 1: people and players safety for not going after the players,
- 29:26Speaker 1: like the NBA. You kind of heard their cursing at
- 29:28Speaker 1: the the curson at the players. I needed you to
- 29:31Speaker 1: get two more points. I don't care if you want
- 29:33Speaker 1: actually throwing drinks at him sometimes some stupid things. Yeah,
- 29:37Speaker 1: the harassment we're seeing across various online platforms is unacceptable
- 29:42Speaker 1: and we need fans to do better. We applaud Vemo
- 29:44Speaker 1: were taking action. We need more social media companies and
- 29:47Speaker 1: online platforms to do the same. I can't stand these
- 29:50Speaker 1: kids are just going crazy on everybody. Yeah, I guess
- 29:54Speaker 1: this is not you that won this. No, sadly, no,
- 29:57Speaker 1: you know why it's actually out on socials now twenty
- 30:00Speaker 1: five dollars. Spin turned into a million dollars over at
- 30:03Speaker 1: Red Rock for one lucky person on this this particular machine. Amazing. Yeah,
- 30:08Speaker 1: it's pretty cool. Twenty She was so happy she was
- 30:10Speaker 1: screaming and yelling on social media. I thought that was
- 30:12Speaker 1: pretty cool. Yeah, twenty five dollars and she was so
- 30:15Speaker 1: happy to win a million dollars. Now twenty five dollars
- 30:17Speaker 1: a spind is a lot of money to play a
- 30:19Speaker 1: lot of money. Now I'm going to get back into that.
- 30:22Speaker 1: Make sure after we're done we talk about twenty five
- 30:25Speaker 1: dollars a spend after we talk about this at parlay here.
- 30:28Speaker 1: So how about this, hey guys, We've got another one
- 30:30Speaker 1: ready for mister Orlando. Oh you did to size up
- 30:33Speaker 1: this week only because it involves the Dodgers. So this
- 30:37Speaker 1: is from wayder Wire. You know. Wayder Wire is a
- 30:39Speaker 1: company that gives you a better buy out than the
- 30:41Speaker 1: sportsbooks give you. So this was a fifty five dollars
- 30:45Speaker 1: bet to win eighty seven dollars. Yes, so SGA to
- 30:52Speaker 1: Finals MVP at plus one forty five. They cash that out. Now,
- 30:57Speaker 1: the other legs are the legs that are going to
- 30:59Speaker 1: be a little bit for here Dodgers to win the
- 31:01Speaker 1: World Series. I relax. I know you think that we'll
- 31:03Speaker 1: get to that, and the Bengals to win the Super Bowl.
- 31:07Speaker 1: The Bengals, you know, I don't think they're gonna win.
- 31:10Speaker 1: They might not win this weekend. I actually like the Browns.
- 31:12Speaker 1: You can find six points. I like the Browns in
- 31:13Speaker 1: that game. But so the Bengals win the Super bowl
- 31:17Speaker 1: SGA one already now that bet of fifty five dollars,
- 31:21Speaker 1: now the wager wife, Yeah, it's it's three leg. There's
- 31:26Speaker 1: no way you can cash us out for the one
- 31:27Speaker 1: hundred and eight dollars. You have to wait for the Dodgers.
- 31:31Speaker 1: Oh boy, I hate to say this. To win the
- 31:33Speaker 1: Dodgers series bill, you gotta wait for the Dodgers to
- 31:36Speaker 1: win the World Series. And then you can look at
- 31:39Speaker 1: that plus one forty five, the plus three ten, and
- 31:42Speaker 1: you see where Cincinnati is for the year. You see
- 31:46Speaker 1: if they're if they have a winning record, if you
- 31:48Speaker 1: think they're gonna head towards the playoff, they understand the Dodgers,
- 31:51Speaker 1: you still have, you still have. You're gonna be in
- 31:53Speaker 1: like week six, week seven in NFL, and you can
- 31:55Speaker 1: get a good grasp maybe the Bengals are five and two,
- 31:58Speaker 1: maybe there's seven and zero. I mean you have a
- 32:00Speaker 1: good grasp of if the wager Wire profit will be
- 32:04Speaker 1: worth something to get into that marketplace instead of taking
- 32:08Speaker 1: the buy out from the sportsbook.
- 32:09Speaker 2: So what's your number for this? If the Dodgers win
- 32:12Speaker 2: the World Series.
- 32:13Speaker 1: The Dodgers win. If the Dodgers win the World Series,
- 32:15Speaker 1: So in other words, the Finals plus one forty five
- 32:18Speaker 1: and the Dodgers win the World Series. It all depends
- 32:21Speaker 1: on the Bengals and what their record is. Yes, so
- 32:23Speaker 1: if the Bengals are like a good team, I'm gonna
- 32:27Speaker 1: look at the buying this. Yeah, I'm gonna look at
- 32:29Speaker 1: buy if the Bangals are a good team. Because of
- 32:31Speaker 1: course my brain only works and I don't like hedging normally,
- 32:33Speaker 1: but you can always this is only a fifty five
- 32:35Speaker 1: dollars original bet, and now what you're gonna pay for
- 32:37Speaker 1: it is gonna be you know, three four five hundred dollars,
- 32:40Speaker 1: and you're gonna work it out for Wow, this is
- 32:43Speaker 1: gonna be worth twenty thousand dollars or I'm sorry, ten
- 32:47Speaker 1: thousand dollars, ten thousand one or eighty seven dollars. You
- 32:49Speaker 1: can work it out where hey, you know, I'm getting
- 32:52Speaker 1: forty to one of my money or whatever it may be,
- 32:55Speaker 1: and you know you could see twenty one on your money.
- 32:59Speaker 1: You could say, hey, I can put myself in a
- 33:01Speaker 1: situation here where I could bet some of the other
- 33:03Speaker 1: teams to win the Super Bowl. Now, it all depends
- 33:06Speaker 1: on what the Bengals is at that time. So all right,
- 33:09Speaker 1: so go back into this listen. Yeah, yesterday I wasted
- 33:16Speaker 1: six seven hours of my life. I can never get back.
- 33:19Speaker 1: I had a friend of mine, No, I didn't play the.
- 33:21Speaker 2: Focus, No, just monitoring. No, I sweat, okay.
- 33:25Speaker 1: I had a friend of mine that text his friend.
- 33:30Speaker 1: He gave his number one of these guys that are
- 33:31Speaker 1: walking around checking machines. So his friend, his guy that
- 33:36Speaker 1: that texted him tod, hey you should play this machine.
- 33:39Speaker 1: And sure enough we got. We got caught on this machine.
- 33:43Speaker 1: It was the mega bonus has to hit by three fifties.
- 33:46Speaker 1: That's three eighteen. The other bonuses were up pretty high.
- 33:50Speaker 1: So we said, hey, let's let's uh, there's there's the
- 33:52Speaker 1: actual one. So you could see, Wow, it goes up
- 33:55Speaker 1: and it's eighteen dollars a spin. It actually it's three
- 34:00Speaker 1: eighteen Oerhugh, eighteen dollars a spin. It was very there's
- 34:05Speaker 1: the original, so it's eighteen bucks to spin as you
- 34:07Speaker 1: see there. And he said, hey, you got to bring
- 34:10Speaker 1: like ten grand I was like, all right, he said,
- 34:12Speaker 1: you know what, Actually they bring more just in case
- 34:14Speaker 1: we run bad on variants. We were in eight thousand dollars.
- 34:18Speaker 1: I'm gonna put a tweet up the other guys will
- 34:20Speaker 1: see it. We were in eight thousand dollars on this
- 34:22Speaker 1: thing to try to hit this now my friend was
- 34:25Speaker 1: playing under his card. Mathematically it was worth it, but
- 34:28Speaker 1: I went all over to three forty eight. We got
- 34:29Speaker 1: back seven thousand dollars. So we actually lost a thousand bucks,
- 34:33Speaker 1: but with cash back comps bonus offers believely not still
- 34:37Speaker 1: positive play, but now the other bonus, the other bonuses
- 34:42Speaker 1: on the machine were so high we had to play
- 34:45Speaker 1: for them. The other bonuses went so high. I was like,
- 34:48Speaker 1: oh no, I'm texting it to my guy who knows
- 34:50Speaker 1: more than me. He's like, you got to play for them.
- 34:52Speaker 1: We wind up playing for them. Now we get no
- 34:55Speaker 1: more than the other bone. Now the other the middle
- 34:56Speaker 1: bonus gets big again. In the end, what we think
- 34:58Speaker 1: we lost seventy three hundred. I was so pissed. I
- 35:01Speaker 1: was so sick. I don't mind if I lose that
- 35:03Speaker 1: in a game. It's different. The idea was it was
- 35:05Speaker 1: a job. It was a job, so you could lose
- 35:07Speaker 1: on these things, right, you could lose on these big
- 35:09Speaker 1: you know, it's funny. My biggest two machines I've ever
- 35:12Speaker 1: played was me and Randy McKay and then we called
- 35:16Speaker 1: in the guy Eddie teams who who you guys probably
- 35:18Speaker 1: know a lot of stories about him. I put books,
- 35:20Speaker 1: I put tweets out on them, that story he did
- 35:23Speaker 1: with Cigar for Shanado. We were in twenty thousand. We
- 35:27Speaker 1: want to lose a ninety three hundred on the machine
- 35:29Speaker 1: that you know, if it hits, we make a lot
- 35:30Speaker 1: of money. And like the perfect example, my friend who
- 35:33Speaker 1: gave us this machine, who said yes, you should play it,
- 35:36Speaker 1: he won eighteen thousand. Last time he played around this level,
- 35:39Speaker 1: we lost seventy.
- 35:40Speaker 2: Three Hund'll let me ask you this. I want to
- 35:42Speaker 2: give me a serious answer. Yeah, serious answers. You're going
- 35:45Speaker 2: to think my question is a joke, but I really
- 35:47Speaker 2: want you to think about about your answer.
- 35:48Speaker 1: If you're going to ask me if I'm a better
- 35:49Speaker 1: value putting in your tournament, the answer is no way,
- 35:52Speaker 1: Yes you do.
- 35:53Speaker 2: Oh god, wait wait, not just tournaments, the twenty five
- 35:56Speaker 2: thousand dollars main event WSP Main event at the Bahamas.
- 36:00Speaker 2: There's more EV putting that into me than this nonsense.
- 36:03Speaker 1: John, There's no way, it's more. This is already positive EV.
- 36:07Speaker 1: You have to overcome juice youth. You have to overcome
- 36:11Speaker 1: a lot of things. I can keep on going experience anyway.
- 36:18Speaker 1: You know, I think I gave you guys enough this week.
- 36:20Speaker 1: I have so many more subjects to talk about. We
- 36:22Speaker 1: appreciate you liking subscribing, and guys, come back next week.
- 36:26Speaker 1: We're gonna have a lot of good shows for football season.
- 36:29Speaker 1: Make sure you watch Kelly and Kelly and make Kelly
- 36:32Speaker 1: and Kelly and Crack k I V and Crack on Mondays,
- 36:35Speaker 1: that'll be more sports betting based how the weekends were.
- 36:38Speaker 1: This is gonna be more of Vegas lifestyle and gambling
- 36:40Speaker 1: and poker. What else you want to say before we.
- 36:42Speaker 2: Go tomorrow night Opening Night Football? Will you be at
- 36:47Speaker 2: Durrago with me?
- 36:47Speaker 1: No, I can't. I may promises with somebody that Torongos Drango.
- 36:51Speaker 1: I got a nice set up over there, a really
- 36:53Speaker 1: nice set up over there in the front. But you know,
- 36:57Speaker 1: the station's kind of I think they let me bet
- 36:59Speaker 1: at the owner. I hope, so I'll be there. I'll
- 37:01Speaker 1: be there one time with you though. But all right, guys,
- 37:03Speaker 1: we'll see you next week on Wisecracks. Thanks