Latest / Toxic Masculinity / Toxic Masculinity for March 2026
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- 0:20Speaker 1: They shut the lines down here in the city, sheds cisterns.
- 0:25Speaker 2: On the roads, while the same hands.
- 0:28Speaker 3: And broken hold your pee, check in your old horse.
- 0:32Speaker 3: They'll sell your swell for seal, call your sacrifice relief.
- 0:37Speaker 3: Whatever driver truly bleed, rapping another line of belief.
- 0:42Speaker 4: Freedom is free.
- 0:44Speaker 5: Has called them a load and fire stone.
- 0:48Speaker 1: The prices down, tall, kneel and.
- 0:51Speaker 6: Go on.
- 0:54Speaker 7: Every promise tags, then every breathe, once.
- 1:00Speaker 1: Ing a horse, and those still call freedom freedom, miss free.
- 1:20Speaker 3: They bring me from rbum towers while they're mins, I'm
- 1:24Speaker 3: from you, are they women?
- 1:26Speaker 2: Flying man out of rules?
- 1:27Speaker 3: I'm calling me a smart So they'll bring your horses danger.
- 1:33Speaker 3: He'll mock your fans, greed bod Freedom don't e from
- 1:38Speaker 3: missus needs man who bleeds freedom and freeze. That's called
- 1:43Speaker 3: him blood and finds suns, little pines of sand and all.
- 1:49Speaker 8: And the jury deal.
- 1:50Speaker 3: And they got a lot up that red promise.
- 1:56Speaker 2: We brave.
- 1:57Speaker 5: They'll never saint los to still relieve CAUs.
- 2:03Speaker 1: Bread of.
- 2:06Speaker 7: Freedom. Ma's on free reado is a freeze.
- 2:15Speaker 1: It's written and read on history spage going into the
- 2:20Speaker 1: tyrant Sam the cows of the age.
- 2:24Speaker 3: They can bury us in silence.
- 2:27Speaker 7: But the true still screams.
- 2:33Speaker 3: Freedom is on free.
- 2:44Speaker 1: Read on Fred.
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- 5:41Speaker 5: Yeah, I know the square at the back of my hand,
- 6:17Speaker 5: the mother boys, I don't give it down.
- 6:22Speaker 2: Thank You's on the ring. I carry the crown. Nothing
- 6:27Speaker 2: can break, nothing can break me down. Don't even know
- 6:31Speaker 2: what that pil my mother direction.
- 6:40Speaker 1: I just all there, the backer, the mother boys.
- 6:47Speaker 3: I don't give it down.
- 6:48Speaker 6: I'm a man.
- 6:50Speaker 5: Come around.
- 6:53Speaker 1: No, no, nothing can break, nothing can.
- 6:55Speaker 7: Break me down.
- 6:56Speaker 1: I'm the man.
- 6:59Speaker 6: Come not a good price.
- 7:11Speaker 7: And welcome into toxic masculinity, Ladies and gentlemen, Kaylor Radios
- 7:17Speaker 7: monthly for a and everything the media tells you sucks
- 7:19Speaker 7: about being a dude. I am joined by some of
- 7:22Speaker 7: my usual cohorts this evening. We have the lovely Aggie Recan.
- 7:26Speaker 7: Who shall go first? Good evening, ma'am. How are you?
- 7:29Speaker 2: I am doing okay. How are do you?
- 7:34Speaker 7: Other than trying to figure out why I have my
- 7:35Speaker 7: stuff ain't working, I'm doing pretty good.
- 7:39Speaker 2: It's it's kind of freaky. It's I'm talking to lie.
- 7:43Speaker 2: This is kind of like being on an episode of
- 7:46Speaker 2: Quasi Timeline Zone. I mean, it's almost like as if
- 7:49Speaker 2: Cern is kicking up again.
- 7:52Speaker 7: That's fine, I'm gonna blame Cern, but yeah, it's weird
- 7:55Speaker 7: because I've noticed the only folks that seem like they
- 7:57Speaker 7: have streams on X right now are the ones that
- 7:59Speaker 7: have been going for hours?
- 8:01Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 8:02Speaker 7: Yeah, Like I don't see any news spaces or anything
- 8:06Speaker 7: spinning up. It's all. All I'm seeing is like three
- 8:08Speaker 7: or four that have been on that that have been
- 8:10Speaker 7: going pretty much all day. So and it was working
- 8:13Speaker 7: fine earlier, but then I went to go try to
- 8:14Speaker 7: turn it on today or this evening, and it shows
- 8:18Speaker 7: it's there. I can see it everywhere. It's got the X,
- 8:21Speaker 7: the Facebook logo, the YouTube logo. But then I went
- 8:24Speaker 7: to go start trying to share X feeds and there
- 8:26Speaker 7: weren't any, and I'm like, what the heck.
- 8:28Speaker 2: Now it's weird because now I'm showing live on X
- 8:31Speaker 2: and I didn't have that option and on the side
- 8:35Speaker 2: on my laptop and now it's there. So I don't know.
- 8:38Speaker 2: Maybe it's untangling itself.
- 8:41Speaker 7: Could be I have kind of kicked it a few times,
- 8:44Speaker 7: so hopefully at some point it sorts itself out. But anyway,
- 8:47Speaker 7: moving on to the guy who's usually in this time
- 8:49Speaker 7: slot every other three weeks of the month, how you
- 8:52Speaker 7: doing G house things?
- 8:53Speaker 2: Ah?
- 8:54Speaker 6: You know, I'm here. Any better, I'd be bottled.
- 8:57Speaker 7: And sold, But uh, that's illegal.
- 9:02Speaker 6: I'm yeah, usually in forty eight states, immoral in all fifty.
- 9:07Speaker 2: Oh funny, I'm from a territory, so it's okay.
- 9:11Speaker 6: Oh a territory. Huh.
- 9:15Speaker 7: You just want a bottle of gia for your mantle.
- 9:17Speaker 6: You know what you're going with.
- 9:18Speaker 2: I have no shame.
- 9:19Speaker 7: I have no shame, O the Grouch. And then of
- 9:26Speaker 7: course we have our resident Amish who has been apparently
- 9:30Speaker 7: having some fun with the Almas space lasers over and
- 9:32Speaker 7: I wrong from what I've been seeing.
- 9:34Speaker 4: So wait, yeah, we we just we just let everybody
- 9:39Speaker 4: think that that was the Jews until this week. Now
- 9:42Speaker 4: we're now we are coming into our own fear of us.
- 9:46Speaker 7: Well, the weird thing is right, up until like five
- 9:49Speaker 7: seconds ago, everybody thought anybody having space lasers was conspiracy theory.
- 9:55Speaker 7: And now we're finding out there actual space las.
- 9:59Speaker 4: Space war this was all about. They got that from us.
- 10:04Speaker 6: I thought it was pigs in space.
- 10:07Speaker 4: No, I'll get it's entirely up to you. But I'm
- 10:10Speaker 4: starting to see feeds, not spaces, but actual feeds populating
- 10:15Speaker 4: on the sidebar. So I mean, if we shut down
- 10:18Speaker 4: and restarted, maybe we could get lucky. But anyway, just
- 10:21Speaker 4: put it out there.
- 10:23Speaker 7: H hang on, let me try something.
- 10:28Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm pretty sure live on X for hours, so correct.
- 10:36Speaker 4: I mean I'm showing Misty Hanson with one, so.
- 10:44Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 10:46Speaker 7: Yeah. I just tried to kick it back over again
- 10:48Speaker 7: and still said no.
- 10:52Speaker 4: Okay.
- 10:53Speaker 7: I mean, if you guys want to drive for a second,
- 10:55Speaker 7: I can shut it down and we can all come
- 10:56Speaker 7: back in about thirty seconds or so, so maybe we
- 10:58Speaker 7: get extra the rest of them. They it's up to
- 11:00Speaker 7: you guys.
- 11:01Speaker 4: You just tried to carry it from stream yard and
- 11:03Speaker 4: it failed there too, so never mind base.
- 11:06Speaker 7: So yeah, it's it's it's definitely not just the me thing.
- 11:10Speaker 7: So that's that makes me feel a little bit better.
- 11:13Speaker 4: No, it's not just yours, not just your goblins.
- 11:17Speaker 7: To Oh dude, I have done everything I can think
- 11:21Speaker 7: of to the goblins. I still blame you.
- 11:24Speaker 4: Did you burn sage?
- 11:26Speaker 7: No, because sage doesn't work for goblins. I looked up
- 11:28Speaker 7: what did though? When I did that. I don't know
- 11:29Speaker 7: what it was, but it's said sage doesn't work for goblin.
- 11:32Speaker 6: Well, you know what's working on the goblins here tonight,
- 11:35Speaker 6: I'm drinking a John Daly And if you don't know
- 11:40Speaker 6: what a John Daly is it's an Arnold Palmer with vodka.
- 11:48Speaker 7: I mean, I just I just have expected you to
- 11:52Speaker 7: say that you were drinking a dick insider, but you know.
- 11:56Speaker 4: Uh.
- 12:00Speaker 6: But speaking of that, when when is our spring production?
- 12:08Speaker 4: We're just started putting it together, so I know for sure,
- 12:13Speaker 4: not because.
- 12:14Speaker 6: I have time to write a pirate themed commercial. Yes, yes, okay,
- 12:19Speaker 6: well I shall do that.
- 12:23Speaker 4: But yeah, it's been together. But we just started considering casting.
- 12:26Speaker 4: And by that I meant I looked at the roles
- 12:28Speaker 4: and then got distracted.
- 12:31Speaker 6: I got a role you can look at.
- 12:38Speaker 4: Insert mom joke here, I'm a mom.
- 12:45Speaker 2: Wow. Man, I hate leve because I have to do
- 12:50Speaker 2: so many confessions.
- 12:52Speaker 7: Okay, so, Aggie, you know that this puts you in
- 12:57Speaker 7: new territory to some folks. And I'm not mentioning any
- 13:01Speaker 7: names because I don't want a chain cliff thrown at me.
- 13:04Speaker 7: You would now be considered a guilt.
- 13:06Speaker 2: Oh stop, no, no, no.
- 13:14Speaker 7: It's not my fault. This is the rules. I don't
- 13:16Speaker 7: make them up. I just didn't force them.
- 13:19Speaker 2: Hard. Okay, well wow this yeah, okay, so moving.
- 13:31Speaker 6: Yet.
- 13:32Speaker 2: I know, I know I did bring a I did
- 13:35Speaker 2: bring a drink for y'all because I heard you know,
- 13:37Speaker 2: it's spring about in a few days.
- 13:41Speaker 4: About Yeah, I think it's mccollins mixed.
- 13:46Speaker 6: You know, they say spring, but I've got freezing temperatures
- 13:50Speaker 6: coming early next week.
- 13:52Speaker 7: I know that's groundhog's fault.
- 13:56Speaker 2: I think the groundhog was like stoned because it came out.
- 14:00Speaker 2: They said six weeks, and then he says, I don't know, maybe,
- 14:04Speaker 2: but I'm not telling you which six weeks it is,
- 14:06Speaker 2: and then went back in.
- 14:08Speaker 7: So for all of you, for all of you that
- 14:09Speaker 7: are judging me right now, I have like a month's
- 14:11Speaker 7: worth of blushing belly laughs to make up for it,
- 14:13Speaker 7: because she was gone for like a month, so I
- 14:16Speaker 7: was a lot of time.
- 14:21Speaker 2: No, but tonight's drink it is decidedly on the on
- 14:26Speaker 2: the masculine side, but with some feminine overtones because it
- 14:29Speaker 2: is we're heading into spring. It's called shore Leave, which is,
- 14:36Speaker 2: you know, one of my favorite episodes from Star Trek.
- 14:38Speaker 2: But neither here nor there, and you're gonna be using rye,
- 14:42Speaker 2: so it's it's not vodka. Rye is your is your
- 14:47Speaker 2: hard liquor in this one, but you take about one
- 14:51Speaker 2: in three quarter ounces of rye. They recommend something that's
- 14:56Speaker 2: more grassy like Widow Jane rye uh and an ounce
- 15:00Speaker 2: of fresh pineapple juice, an ounce of fresh lime juice,
- 15:04Speaker 2: half an ounce of vigo amaro. And I love this
- 15:09Speaker 2: because any excuse to us is I will make half
- 15:12Speaker 2: an ounce of velvet for lernum. You will add all
- 15:16Speaker 2: these briteds to a shaker with ice and shake well
- 15:19Speaker 2: until very chilled. And you're going to strain that into
- 15:22Speaker 2: an ice filled rocks glass and garnish with a pineapple wedge.
- 15:27Speaker 2: And that is your shore leaf for this evening.
- 15:31Speaker 7: Nice I do.
- 15:35Speaker 2: It's it's really I seldom do rise with with juices
- 15:40Speaker 2: like pineapple or anything like that. But the yeah, but
- 15:45Speaker 2: the velvet fullerenerm actually kind of like gives it the
- 15:48Speaker 2: subtle interesting twist to it, so you're you know it,
- 15:53Speaker 2: it doesn't it's it's it's not sharp, it's very subtle.
- 15:58Speaker 2: So I'm a fan of.
- 16:04Speaker 6: But who am I kid? Not drink just about any
- 16:06Speaker 6: damn things.
- 16:06Speaker 2: So yeah, John Daily actually sounds really good right now.
- 16:12Speaker 4: Yeah, A refreshing it does.
- 16:16Speaker 6: I just I think back to the the classic ESPN
- 16:19Speaker 6: commercial where Arnold Palmer was in the commissary mixing his
- 16:22Speaker 6: own Arnold Palmer and they were admiring him, and I
- 16:29Speaker 6: just I need I need to see a John Daily
- 16:32Speaker 6: version of that.
- 16:33Speaker 7: Now, I have to admit I've never heard of the
- 16:36Speaker 7: whole John Daily thing.
- 16:38Speaker 6: Oh well thing, but.
- 16:42Speaker 4: It's a golf thing.
- 16:44Speaker 6: Yea.
- 16:46Speaker 4: I used to work at a golf bar and that
- 16:48Speaker 4: was the that was the after yeah pin class.
- 16:55Speaker 6: When when I met him in Orlando, it was it
- 16:59Speaker 6: was really he He goes everywhere in his own little
- 17:04Speaker 6: personalized golf cart and he has Hooters girls in the
- 17:08Speaker 6: golf cart with him all the time, and they are
- 17:10Speaker 6: constantly feeding him Miller lights out of a giant cooler. Yeah,
- 17:18Speaker 6: he has a Miller light in his hand constantly. His
- 17:22Speaker 6: palm is pickled from just the condensation of the cans
- 17:26Speaker 6: being in his hand.
- 17:29Speaker 2: Wow.
- 17:33Speaker 6: So yeah, it's uh oh, he's a hell of a
- 17:36Speaker 6: nice guy. I mean, you talk about throwing a party
- 17:39Speaker 6: up in the Hooters and you know, everybody's tab is
- 17:43Speaker 6: free for the next hour.
- 17:49Speaker 4: See, that's the kind of guy I can party with.
- 17:52Speaker 6: I mean, well, he does everything with Hooters because they
- 17:54Speaker 6: sponsor him, so they just whatever he says, they just
- 17:58Speaker 6: cover it, keep them in beer and and girls in
- 18:03Speaker 6: tight tank tops and he's happy. I guess.
- 18:08Speaker 4: Wouldn't be.
- 18:09Speaker 6: Yeah, really, I mean, who wouldn't be? Job three Hooters
- 18:13Speaker 6: girls feeding you beer out of a cooler constantly on
- 18:16Speaker 6: your custom golf cart, and you get free food at
- 18:18Speaker 6: Hooters and they pay for your golfing trips. And yeah
- 18:24Speaker 6: I could get with that.
- 18:26Speaker 4: Yeah that, and you know wings, wings for days.
- 18:32Speaker 6: I mean that, And you know it's it's funny. I
- 18:36Speaker 6: think I think it was Rick and I that talked
- 18:38Speaker 6: about it a couple of weeks back on my show.
- 18:42Speaker 6: The the original owners of Hooters are taking the company
- 18:45Speaker 6: back good yeah, and they say, yeah, they intend to
- 18:52Speaker 6: return it to its roots and time.
- 18:57Speaker 4: They need to do it with goth girls. I meanies, Look, it's.
- 19:04Speaker 6: No. The first thing they need to do is get
- 19:06Speaker 6: is do away with Hooters. Guys.
- 19:09Speaker 2: A mean to that, And I speak as a woman
- 19:12Speaker 2: that needs to go away. I'm sorry. I'm not sorry
- 19:15Speaker 2: for saying it.
- 19:18Speaker 6: But then, you know, it was amazing to me because
- 19:22Speaker 6: the one thing on their menu and they didn't they
- 19:25Speaker 6: didn't have what you would call stellar food options. It's
- 19:29Speaker 6: solid bar food, don't get me wrong, yea, but they
- 19:34Speaker 6: had a grilled chicken sandwich that was done with Swiss mushroom,
- 19:44Speaker 6: grilled onions and bacon with a bacon jam on it,
- 19:49Speaker 6: and that damn thing was phenomenal. I mean I would
- 19:54Speaker 6: just hurt of Bobo's for one of those right now.
- 20:00Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean you go to Hooters for wings, you
- 20:04Speaker 4: go to strip clubs for waffles. That's I mean really,
- 20:10Speaker 4: because there's.
- 20:10Speaker 6: A waffle house for waffles.
- 20:13Speaker 2: Yeah, because every time I drive in.
- 20:20Speaker 6: What's the difference? Aren't they both designed?
- 20:24Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 20:26Speaker 7: Depending on time of night, the answer to that question
- 20:28Speaker 7: could be yes.
- 20:31Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. The last time I was driving
- 20:33Speaker 2: on I forty five in Houston, there was a strip club.
- 20:36Speaker 2: Well there's several, and they were all offering prime rib lunches.
- 20:41Speaker 2: So I don't know what stripl you're going to that's
- 20:45Speaker 2: serving waffles. But you need to upgrade.
- 20:49Speaker 4: Well, I like waffles.
- 20:51Speaker 6: Oh well, okay, fair, you get chicken and waffles. Now
- 20:55Speaker 6: that that.
- 20:57Speaker 4: The waffles is a pancake, that's an over and achiever.
- 21:01Speaker 6: I mean, you know, if you go to waffle house
- 21:04Speaker 6: and ask them for a waffle cooked on the griddle,
- 21:07Speaker 6: they'll they'll actually start and then it'll take them about
- 21:10Speaker 6: ten seconds. And they'll realize what you're asking for and
- 21:14Speaker 6: they'll be like, we don't do that here.
- 21:19Speaker 2: That we don't do that here.
- 21:21Speaker 6: Is Yeah, it's not. I hoop waffles are just a
- 21:30Speaker 6: vehicle for butter and syrup and chicken.
- 21:36Speaker 4: Or savory waffles. Oh I love savory waffles. Yeah. You
- 21:45Speaker 4: take a good like savory crepe batter and you got
- 21:50Speaker 4: something special there.
- 21:51Speaker 6: There you go, there you go.
- 21:56Speaker 4: And as always, bacon works with it.
- 21:58Speaker 6: So yeah, you know, as with most anything except a Muslim.
- 22:05Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I just.
- 22:08Speaker 6: Don't understand why why a lot of people that are
- 22:11Speaker 6: doing these protests don't show up with the super soaker
- 22:14Speaker 6: water guns just loaded with bacon grease. I yeah, I
- 22:19Speaker 6: you know, it just seems like so simple. Why aren't
- 22:22Speaker 6: they doing it?
- 22:24Speaker 2: Or just take some of you know, the bacon bits,
- 22:27Speaker 2: the hornmale bacon bits, the real ones. Just start sprinkling
- 22:30Speaker 2: that like holy water.
- 22:33Speaker 6: Yeah, crop dust.
- 22:35Speaker 4: Spray bottle, a spray bottle full of like thinned bacon grease,
- 22:39Speaker 4: and whenever anybody's trying to do an Islam, you just
- 22:41Speaker 4: spray them and go no.
- 22:43Speaker 7: Yeah, that's how I potty trained one of my dogs.
- 22:52Speaker 6: Yeah, dog got.
- 22:54Speaker 7: Tired of having to spank it. So I just put
- 22:56Speaker 7: together a water bottle and started squirting it in the
- 22:59Speaker 7: face when it did some stupid in my house and
- 23:01Speaker 7: eventually learned.
- 23:03Speaker 6: Yeah, the dog learns, that's the difference.
- 23:05Speaker 7: The Muslim not so much. Well, I haven't tried it, no,
- 23:13Speaker 7: but I haven't ever my.
- 23:16Speaker 6: Own Muslim to rub his nose in his feces.
- 23:18Speaker 4: So yeah, no, you have to just take his hand
- 23:22Speaker 4: and rub it around his face.
- 23:24Speaker 6: Again, I don't have to do that, So.
- 23:29Speaker 4: Okay, all night.
- 23:35Speaker 7: Check it's even more blue.
- 23:38Speaker 6: And then he goes smells like goat.
- 23:42Speaker 7: Yes, smells like gold spirit.
- 23:45Speaker 6: Oh wait, sorry, come on, Ups, they screwed me last week.
- 23:52Speaker 7: Did they at least give you some lube and a retround?
- 23:55Speaker 6: No? They did not. So I ordered a six level
- 24:01Speaker 6: from the Orange box store, and Ups was kind enough
- 24:10Speaker 6: to move it fairly quickly. I mean, you know, it
- 24:15Speaker 6: wasn't like expedited overnight or anything, but I got it
- 24:18Speaker 6: in a couple of days. So I get home in
- 24:21Speaker 6: the box. I can see it from when I pull
- 24:23Speaker 6: up on the driveway. The box is on the porch
- 24:25Speaker 6: and it's it's ripped. I can see the cardboard hanging
- 24:28Speaker 6: loose off the side of it from my truck. So
- 24:33Speaker 6: this is not a good sign. So I start taking
- 24:35Speaker 6: pictures as I get up on top of it, and
- 24:37Speaker 6: then I start a chat with the Orange Box store
- 24:41Speaker 6: and I tell them it arrived in this condition and
- 24:44Speaker 6: show them the pictures where it was on the porch,
- 24:46Speaker 6: and and I told him, I said, look.
- 24:52Speaker 7: Wait, where'd you go? Do we lose them?
- 24:58Speaker 2: I think?
- 24:59Speaker 4: So there is there is.
- 25:04Speaker 7: You and your damn hamstring.
- 25:06Speaker 6: Well we're we're gonna get storms here in just a
- 25:09Speaker 6: little bit. So it's it's already taking its toll. Aggie
- 25:16Speaker 6: knows they probably got them either this morning.
- 25:19Speaker 2: Or yep we did.
- 25:21Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, so they're coming my way now.
- 25:23Speaker 2: So yeah, he's about to get hammered.
- 25:28Speaker 6: Yeah. I don't know if you're but anyway, so I
- 25:35Speaker 6: I opened the box and slide this six foot level
- 25:37Speaker 6: out and there's this huge gouge in the aluminum. And
- 25:42Speaker 6: I don't mean a scratch, I mean it's gouged. It's
- 25:45Speaker 6: it's an eighth of an inch deep. And I'm just like, okay,
- 25:51Speaker 6: and I know this damn thing is now not square anymore.
- 25:57Speaker 6: So I had to ship it back and they my
- 26:00Speaker 6: my replacement is supposed to be here tomorrow.
- 26:04Speaker 4: Nice.
- 26:05Speaker 6: So yeah, Big Big Orange was very kind. Uh, they
- 26:09Speaker 6: understand where the problem occurred. Uh, and yet they still
- 26:14Speaker 6: knocked twenty dollars off the replacement for me. So that's
- 26:18Speaker 6: big props to Big Orange.
- 26:20Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 26:21Speaker 6: They just they take good care of their customers and
- 26:24Speaker 6: I appreciate that.
- 26:29Speaker 4: Yeah. I found if you're getting anything shit yet, you know,
- 26:32Speaker 4: anything that's like precision shipped like yeah, okay, I mean
- 26:36Speaker 4: it was convenient for me to go into a big
- 26:38Speaker 4: box and get my six foot level, so I get it.
- 26:40Speaker 4: But it's like when I'm getting like digital calipers or
- 26:42Speaker 4: anything like that, I'll order just that because you know
- 26:46Speaker 4: Amazon's shipping practices, they'll just take whatever box they can
- 26:49Speaker 4: they have handy. Yeah, so I'll have this tidy little
- 26:52Speaker 4: caliper in this giant box right stop. I know it's
- 26:56Speaker 4: getting their safe and and.
- 26:57Speaker 6: Look I will I will even blame the manufacturing company
- 27:03Speaker 6: because they ship it in just a plain rectangular cardboard box,
- 27:08Speaker 6: nothing special. Yeah, so I'll fault them too, because they
- 27:12Speaker 6: it wouldn't cost them anything to get those nice like
- 27:16Speaker 6: cardboard cylinders like you see posters in but longer and
- 27:21Speaker 6: put the level inside something like that, you know, because
- 27:26Speaker 6: they're stronger. But you know here, nord there. I bought
- 27:31Speaker 6: this level and it's an online item only with them
- 27:36Speaker 6: because it has a feature that I'm going to be
- 27:40Speaker 6: using a lot as i build this new workshop that
- 27:42Speaker 6: I've been talking about. But it has bungee cords on
- 27:47Speaker 6: each end of it, so you can strap it onto
- 27:51Speaker 6: a wall stud and plumb your wall without having to
- 27:54Speaker 6: hold the level.
- 27:56Speaker 4: Nice.
- 27:57Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly, clever little toolshls. What's that?
- 28:04Speaker 4: I said? I wish I had thought of that because
- 28:05Speaker 4: I was really like bored and just playing with parachord
- 28:08Speaker 4: at the time.
- 28:08Speaker 6: So hey, look, the company, the company that I bought
- 28:15Speaker 6: the level from is called Specops. They are veteran owned
- 28:19Speaker 6: and operated. Every purchase kicks three percent to veteran causes,
- 28:25Speaker 6: and they only do hand tools. They don't do power
- 28:27Speaker 6: tools or anything like that. But everything is like very
- 28:32Speaker 6: well thought out and designed specifically for specific reasons, and
- 28:37Speaker 6: it's do a really good job. I've got about four
- 28:41Speaker 6: or five of their things now and I'm just going
- 28:43Speaker 6: to keep adding.
- 28:46Speaker 7: Oh that's pretty awesome. I man to check them out.
- 28:50Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, they might even be interested in doing a
- 28:54Speaker 6: little advert.
- 28:55Speaker 7: They might they might.
- 28:59Speaker 4: Over. I got a book mark, so there you go,
- 29:06Speaker 4: and uh, you can add tool mass.
- 29:08Speaker 6: You could almost always beat their website's price on Amazon,
- 29:14Speaker 6: so keep that in mind too. And you still get
- 29:16Speaker 6: the three percent going back to the veterans causes, so
- 29:20Speaker 6: that's awesome. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
- 29:25Speaker 4: And they I just scrawled at the wrong time. It
- 29:28Speaker 4: looked like it was four hundred and thirty seven dollars
- 29:30Speaker 4: for a seven and a half inch or after square.
- 29:32Speaker 4: I was like, okay, good maybe, but they really quick.
- 29:36Speaker 4: It's just like forty bucks.
- 29:38Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, yeah, it has you know, there has a
- 29:42Speaker 6: level built into it too, so that's nice little bubble
- 29:48Speaker 6: level built into the raptors.
- 29:49Speaker 4: The wrecking bar. I could definitely use one of those.
- 29:51Speaker 6: Oh hell yeah cool, yeah yeah. I got some neat tools.
- 29:58Speaker 6: I mean, like I said, their chisel set, their standard set.
- 30:02Speaker 6: They have some beyond the four piece set, but the
- 30:06Speaker 6: four piece set that they sell is less than the
- 30:09Speaker 6: wall and it keeps a better edge than the wall.
- 30:13Speaker 6: And you know, I mean I can appreciate that.
- 30:17Speaker 4: Oh clamp coupler. I've never seen one of those before.
- 30:20Speaker 4: I'm definitely buying that.
- 30:21Speaker 6: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no no, let me let
- 30:23Speaker 6: me stop you right there. I know that's that clamp
- 30:26Speaker 6: coupler is a cool thing to look at. You need
- 30:28Speaker 6: to just buy the Jorgensen easy clamps.
- 30:33Speaker 4: Right, I got the huh I've got I've got the clamps.
- 30:37Speaker 4: I was just this, this connects the two of them together.
- 30:40Speaker 6: The Jorgensen does it automatically without the extra piece.
- 30:44Speaker 4: Oh no, ship, I'll have to look into that.
- 30:46Speaker 6: Yes, they're sold at the Big Blue Box store.
- 30:51Speaker 4: Right. No, because I've got Jorgenson clamps. I was just
- 30:54Speaker 4: that's it has to be. The easy feature of the
- 30:58Speaker 4: line has something I didn't notice.
- 31:00Speaker 6: I mean, yeah, that could be too. A lot of
- 31:05Speaker 6: people don't realize you can flip it and do that
- 31:08Speaker 6: with the Jorgensen.
- 31:10Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
- 31:12Speaker 6: But I've got a h I bought a four pack
- 31:15Speaker 6: uh to twelve inch two six inch for twenty two
- 31:19Speaker 6: fifty on sale at the Big Blue Nice.
- 31:23Speaker 4: Yeah, I actually, you know what, I gotta go up
- 31:24Speaker 4: to Carson City in a couple of weeks. I'll stop
- 31:26Speaker 4: buying and check those out. See if it's the same
- 31:28Speaker 4: ones I have. I gotta admit. Okay, so these guys
- 31:31Speaker 4: the level up kit, that's a good price, Yes, for
- 31:34Speaker 4: the four level pack. All right, never mind, I'm done shopping.
- 31:41Speaker 6: For all of you out there that are tool people.
- 31:43Speaker 4: Uh, I got a tool in the.
- 31:46Speaker 6: Portion of the show I am.
- 31:48Speaker 4: I am so erect.
- 31:53Speaker 6: Are you go see my Milwaukee framing nailor.
- 32:02Speaker 8: The thing is I'm actually taking notes, nice to arouse,
- 32:11Speaker 8: ord No, No.
- 32:13Speaker 2: I'm taking notes on the tools stopping later.
- 32:21Speaker 6: Well, you're co with three major tools right now. I
- 32:24Speaker 6: can tell you that.
- 32:26Speaker 2: If I want to, if I want to, even I guess, arouse, Ordy,
- 32:34Speaker 2: all I have to do is just post a picture
- 32:36Speaker 2: of a goth chick and fishnet tights, a Hispanic one.
- 32:42Speaker 2: So yeah, and he's done.
- 32:44Speaker 6: For hold of crapes.
- 32:48Speaker 4: Where the goths, where the girls are got sized kitties
- 32:55Speaker 4: usually by Halloween. I got that down and II hop
- 33:00Speaker 4: on just scord.
- 33:01Speaker 6: Speaking of Fridays, the thirteenth, right.
- 33:05Speaker 2: Oh, g you must be so excited.
- 33:07Speaker 6: I am again.
- 33:11Speaker 4: Again in a row.
- 33:14Speaker 7: Yeah, it's weird. We did get to in a row.
- 33:16Speaker 2: In a row.
- 33:17Speaker 4: Okay, So, for those of you who aren't calendar nerds,
- 33:21Speaker 4: whatever days occur in February if it isn't a leap year,
- 33:24Speaker 4: they also occur in March. So February. The thirteenth in
- 33:27Speaker 4: February is also because there's exactly twenty eight days. It's
- 33:31Speaker 4: it's math. Yes, Tuesday, we don't do maths. Wednesday, we don't.
- 33:34Speaker 6: Do Excuse me? We told there would be no math.
- 33:37Speaker 7: I was told there would be no math nights there.
- 33:41Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 33:45Speaker 4: Those of you who knew were like, well duh. Those
- 33:47Speaker 4: of you who didn't are like, holy shit, changed my life.
- 33:54Speaker 6: You know what else will change your life? Paint a
- 33:59Speaker 6: three inch ring shake framing nails through a Milwaukee framing nailer, and.
- 34:08Speaker 7: We may have to mute amage for a moment. He
- 34:09Speaker 7: might need some time a little And.
- 34:12Speaker 6: I had to test the thing out to make sure
- 34:13Speaker 6: it worked right. And I had a leftover chunk of
- 34:16Speaker 6: four by four ground contact treated, so you know, it
- 34:19Speaker 6: was pretty dense. And this thing was sinking the nails
- 34:22Speaker 6: so deep that I would have had to fill the
- 34:23Speaker 6: holes if I was using it in any kind of construction.
- 34:28Speaker 7: Oh my good.
- 34:32Speaker 4: Played by Tim Allen.
- 34:37Speaker 7: Did you might see the Babylon B post that dropped
- 34:39Speaker 7: about an hour ago?
- 34:42Speaker 6: The what No?
- 34:44Speaker 2: I didn't?
- 34:44Speaker 7: About an hour ago? Iran Iran Cancel's plan to attack
- 34:49Speaker 7: California after scouting and realizing Gavin Newsom already destroyed.
- 34:56Speaker 2: Dang.
- 35:00Speaker 6: Yeah, they couldn't handle the oil slick with their navy vehicles.
- 35:05Speaker 4: Yeah. He put out a tweet on the governor account
- 35:07Speaker 4: earlier about how they were preparing to defend against Santima.
- 35:11Speaker 4: You can't even prepare for predictable seasonal fires.
- 35:13Speaker 7: Come on, dude, Speaking of that, I saw a I
- 35:19Speaker 7: saw a Klaptocrat post again to day from Bill Maher
- 35:23Speaker 7: who had I think it was Dana Carvey and somebody
- 35:26Speaker 7: else on the show, and they were talking about how
- 35:30Speaker 7: it was funny because, uh, Carvey pulled off a decent
- 35:34Speaker 7: I think it was. No, it wasn't Carvey. It was
- 35:36Speaker 7: the other guy who's the guy that plays Spade, David Speed. Yeah,
- 35:42Speaker 7: and by the end he's doing a Trump impression. He's like,
- 35:44Speaker 7: who knew that? Even though he's childish half the time,
- 35:47Speaker 7: he was so right about us needing to rake our
- 35:48Speaker 7: ship and then just goes off into a Trump impression.
- 35:51Speaker 7: I was like, that's just funny. It was a pretty
- 35:54Speaker 7: decent one too.
- 35:56Speaker 2: Yeah, he's pretty good.
- 36:00Speaker 7: But yeah, I thought I thought that was hilarious because
- 36:02Speaker 7: it because it was funny because he was because you know,
- 36:05Speaker 7: there's three comedians talking in the beginning, and Mars talking
- 36:09Speaker 7: about how normally he'll do a show or do a
- 36:11Speaker 7: couple of shows in a couple of different cities and
- 36:13Speaker 7: then fly home and then go back and do another
- 36:15Speaker 7: one with a couple of daybreak he's and they're both
- 36:17Speaker 7: looking at him, and he's like, what, you guys never
- 36:19Speaker 7: did that? Well, no, if we had a private jet,
- 36:21Speaker 7: maybe we would. And he said, well I did. And
- 36:23Speaker 7: they're like, what about climate change?
- 36:26Speaker 1: And he.
- 36:29Speaker 7: That was like that's awesome, nice yo.
- 36:33Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 36:35Speaker 7: And then the fun the funniest thing about that that was,
- 36:37Speaker 7: after listening to Mar go on and on and on
- 36:40Speaker 7: about climate change over the years, he says one of
- 36:43Speaker 7: the same things that a lot of us have been
- 36:45Speaker 7: saying for a while, and it's you know, Singapore has
- 36:48Speaker 7: like eight thousand flights a day. My private jet isn't
- 36:51Speaker 7: going to make a dent.
- 36:53Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, okay, but don't turn around and lecture
- 36:58Speaker 6: anybody else.
- 36:59Speaker 7: Then, Yeah, I know. It was just I thought it
- 37:03Speaker 7: was funny because you're like, on his own show, they're like,
- 37:06Speaker 7: what about climate change?
- 37:07Speaker 6: My hypocrisy is okay because it's so small compared to
- 37:12Speaker 6: everything else. That's going on.
- 37:15Speaker 4: But wait, I thought it was cumulative. I mean, you know,
- 37:19Speaker 4: we had to have those shutoffs. There's red light shutoffs
- 37:22Speaker 4: on our vehicles.
- 37:23Speaker 6: We got we got the h we got the Kardashian
- 37:26Speaker 6: chick flying to Paris for cheesecake.
- 37:32Speaker 2: Literally, God really, literally, she.
- 37:34Speaker 6: Said, she flies to Paris when she's in the mood
- 37:36Speaker 6: for cheesecake. She gets cheesecake and then flies home.
- 37:41Speaker 4: I mean, if I had that kind of fuck you money,
- 37:43Speaker 4: I would fly from east coast to west coast so
- 37:45Speaker 4: I could have two different kinds of oysters in the
- 37:47Speaker 4: same day.
- 37:48Speaker 6: Well, hell yeah, I mean Peis and then British Columbian.
- 37:54Speaker 6: Hell yeah.
- 37:55Speaker 4: And I'm not saying there. I'm not sending there lecturing
- 37:57Speaker 4: people about climate change either. I'm usually the one leaving
- 37:59Speaker 4: my flour runner running on Earth Day.
- 38:01Speaker 6: There you go, And why not. I look, I do
- 38:08Speaker 6: my I do my part to fight global warming. On
- 38:10Speaker 6: Earth Day. I open my windows and run the air
- 38:12Speaker 6: conditioner to help cool the earth.
- 38:15Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, I have my tire fire pit in
- 38:20Speaker 7: the backyard.
- 38:21Speaker 6: So there you go.
- 38:23Speaker 2: I said, nobody is ever going to beat Phil and
- 38:26Speaker 2: what he did for Earthday.
- 38:27Speaker 6: Hell no, He's a legend.
- 38:32Speaker 4: He's a national treasure? Is that if not a natural resource?
- 38:38Speaker 6: We need to get him on the show one night.
- 38:44Speaker 6: I'll have to talk to him.
- 38:48Speaker 7: That would be fun.
- 38:49Speaker 6: Yes, I think so too.
- 38:53Speaker 4: You remember when we used to spend our summer vacations
- 38:55Speaker 4: going down to Brazil and just hack and slashing, just
- 38:58Speaker 4: tons of fucking forests, and then Sting told us not to.
- 39:03Speaker 6: He did paral gay? Did he did he do that
- 39:08Speaker 6: like subversively in Dune or no?
- 39:15Speaker 4: Honestly, you can only take Stig seriously when he's with
- 39:17Speaker 4: the police or has shredding Toto guitar behind him.
- 39:23Speaker 6: Hey, speaking of that, Has anybody heard about the latest
- 39:29Speaker 6: uh impending man Halen album?
- 39:32Speaker 7: No?
- 39:34Speaker 6: Apparently Alex has been putting it together very quietly with Stu,
- 39:40Speaker 6: Steve Luke Ather and has not included Sammy and Michael.
- 39:47Speaker 4: No Diamond, Dave, no Peace.
- 39:48Speaker 6: No no Dave, no Sammy, no Michael. And according to Alex,
- 39:55Speaker 6: everything is done except the vocals and he hasn't decided
- 39:59Speaker 6: who to get for that yet.
- 40:03Speaker 2: Is wolfy and in depth it Wolf played.
- 40:07Speaker 6: The bass lines in the new album, so.
- 40:11Speaker 2: I guess technically, yeah, the two van Halen's are in there.
- 40:14Speaker 6: So it is. It is, I guess. But Alex is
- 40:19Speaker 6: really like gone off the deep end since Eddie's passing.
- 40:21Speaker 6: He's he's really out there. He wants nothing to do
- 40:28Speaker 6: with any of the other guys.
- 40:33Speaker 4: Eddie was the glue of the family.
- 40:35Speaker 6: I mean, you know, who would have thought.
- 40:37Speaker 2: That, right, the stoner glue.
- 40:39Speaker 4: But yeah, nice, But Abie Dollery was more like Yoko
- 40:46Speaker 4: than we thought. Who knows, I don't know.
- 40:49Speaker 2: I always thought I honestly, I always thought they had
- 40:51Speaker 2: a really good marriage until you know, like seventeen eighteen
- 40:54Speaker 2: years that they decided to go ahead and call it quits. No,
- 40:58Speaker 2: apparently they just stayed married but lived completely separate lives
- 41:03Speaker 2: for like twelve years before that. So it's really weird
- 41:08Speaker 2: for me to figure out, because you know, they were
- 41:10Speaker 2: always they were always saying that they had a long
- 41:13Speaker 2: lasting marriage. You know, you don't find that blah blah
- 41:16Speaker 2: blah blah.
- 41:17Speaker 6: And then and then she goes and pulls a Paulina
- 41:19Speaker 6: there at the end with him while he's dying.
- 41:21Speaker 2: So you know, yeah, that was really not my thing.
- 41:25Speaker 2: I was not happy about that.
- 41:28Speaker 6: At least he wasn't penniless like Okay, Sick.
- 41:31Speaker 7: Was well, you know when she us America's.
- 41:34Speaker 2: Sweetheart, she's a bitter herodine who got fired from a food.
- 41:41Speaker 4: Thank you for being someone other than me who uses
- 41:44Speaker 4: that word. Andrew.
- 41:48Speaker 7: You really should have said that on the feed, not
- 41:50Speaker 7: just in the chat a few minutes ago. He was
- 41:53Speaker 7: like Andrew Aggie's taking notes on Ordie's tool.
- 42:04Speaker 4: Tonight, the role of Andrew will be played by Peter Dinklice.
- 42:07Speaker 6: Oh oh, call me out one more time.
- 42:16Speaker 4: It's a throwback to VCP this weekend when we were
- 42:18Speaker 4: joking everything. We'll have Peter Dinklage in it.
- 42:22Speaker 6: Yes, Paulina porus Kova, Yes that is correct in the.
- 42:26Speaker 2: Chat, yes, Paulina. Yeah she was, and she's still a
- 42:30Speaker 2: beautiful looking woman. She's a little on the thin side
- 42:34Speaker 2: for my taste, but I'm not the one dating her,
- 42:36Speaker 2: so but yeah, she's still she's still pretty stunning.
- 42:41Speaker 6: It's you know what I find amazing is once once
- 42:44Speaker 6: these uh, once these pretty girls retire from modeling. You know,
- 42:49Speaker 6: they don't they don't need a cheeseburger and and and
- 42:53Speaker 6: put ten pounds on and anything like, they still maintain
- 42:57Speaker 6: it seems. I mean, look at Cindy Crawford, look at
- 43:01Speaker 6: you know, none of them are. I don't know. I
- 43:06Speaker 6: don't know how. I mean, I guess there's some genetics involved,
- 43:10Speaker 6: but damn it's not fair.
- 43:15Speaker 4: Yes, they don't let themselves go.
- 43:24Speaker 6: Well generally they still eat a cracker with a a
- 43:28Speaker 6: half a teaspoon of caviare and then they're full.
- 43:32Speaker 4: No, there's just a bunch of addicts down in some
- 43:37Speaker 4: culed a sac in Scottsdale, Arizona that has paintings of
- 43:39Speaker 4: them in it.
- 43:43Speaker 7: Nice.
- 43:44Speaker 6: She'd be hot if she put on about sixty pounds.
- 43:46Speaker 6: I don't know about sixty, but you know, fifteen twenty.
- 43:53Speaker 6: I mean, come on, work with me here.
- 43:57Speaker 4: Speaking of it, looks like Debbie Moore is doing the
- 43:58Speaker 4: ozempic thing too. They ad I'm going to go skeletor
- 44:04Speaker 4: h I got tragically fanned, but she still has the
- 44:09Speaker 4: big fake tits. So like, you know, I don't.
- 44:14Speaker 2: I don't understand this. I I really don't like. I
- 44:18Speaker 2: understand the use for a zempic when it comes to
- 44:22Speaker 2: for diabetes. I get that that is, it's a side
- 44:27Speaker 2: effect when it when it's used for diabetes, and a
- 44:30Speaker 2: welcome one because you don't want to be overweight when
- 44:32Speaker 2: you suffer from that. So but for women to actually
- 44:38Speaker 2: take that as a weight loss measure, I don't think
- 44:43Speaker 2: they understand what this will do to your body. They
- 44:48Speaker 2: really don't get that. They think it's just weight loss.
- 44:51Speaker 2: But there's a lot more that's.
- 44:54Speaker 6: There is and but the other side and and not
- 44:57Speaker 6: that Demmy Moore knows about the other side of it,
- 45:00Speaker 6: but the other side of it. I have a friend
- 45:02Speaker 6: that's a diabetic and he's he's a he's a big boy,
- 45:06Speaker 6: well he was a big boy. He's he's cut himself
- 45:09Speaker 6: way back with the help of ozempic, but he has
- 45:13Speaker 6: always fought his weight. I've known him for twenty six
- 45:16Speaker 6: years now, and uh, he's always been three hundred plus pounds.
- 45:22Speaker 6: He's always had heart problems. He's just found out a
- 45:26Speaker 6: few years ago that he's actually diabetic now and they
- 45:30Speaker 6: put him on the ozempic and he's he's got it
- 45:33Speaker 6: down to about two forty two thirty somewhere in that
- 45:36Speaker 6: neighborhood now and he's he's never really been there since
- 45:40Speaker 6: middle school, so he doesn't know how to live like this.
- 45:44Speaker 6: And yes, it does have some negative effects, but I
- 45:50Speaker 6: think what he's experiencing on the positive side probably outweighs that.
- 45:58Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 45:59Speaker 2: No, Like like I said, for diabetes sufferers or people
- 46:03Speaker 2: who have that particular disease, Yes, o zembic is total lifesaver.
- 46:11Speaker 2: It really works. It's just when it's used as a
- 46:15Speaker 2: weight loss measure that that that's.
- 46:21Speaker 6: That's I think the draw is that people that have
- 46:25Speaker 6: been overweight all their life and don't know what it's
- 46:28Speaker 6: like to be thinner and normal looking are willing to
- 46:33Speaker 6: take that risk.
- 46:34Speaker 2: True, yeah, a lot of them are.
- 46:36Speaker 6: I just the ones that are doing it so that
- 46:39Speaker 6: they can drop that extra ten to fifteen pounds that
- 46:43Speaker 6: middle age has added to them. Demi Moore, stop it. No,
- 46:52Speaker 6: she's not as active as she was because she's taking
- 46:55Speaker 6: care of Bruce. I get that she's home a lot
- 46:59Speaker 6: and not going, going, going, but stop it.
- 47:03Speaker 2: Well, no, Bruce's wife is taking care of Bruce. Well,
- 47:07Speaker 2: but I mean everybody is. Everybody is. You know, it's
- 47:10Speaker 2: a it's a whole communal thing, which is which is
- 47:13Speaker 2: awesome in my opinion. I think it is.
- 47:15Speaker 6: And I you know, I hate that he's going through
- 47:19Speaker 6: this is you know, it's what Robin Williams killed himself over.
- 47:24Speaker 6: He couldn't bear the thought of going through what Bruce
- 47:26Speaker 6: is going through right now.
- 47:31Speaker 4: Yeah, and you know, it actually speaks a lot to
- 47:32Speaker 4: what kind of a guy Bruce was if he does
- 47:34Speaker 4: have that kind of support team around him.
- 47:36Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah. Now I have no doubt
- 47:40Speaker 6: he's he's I think he's always been salted the earth
- 47:42Speaker 6: kind of person. Probably got a.
- 47:45Speaker 4: Little and does cocaine, is all right in my book.
- 47:49Speaker 6: Yeah, I was gonna say he probably got a little
- 47:51Speaker 6: out when he did the cocaine. But as as Billy
- 47:54Speaker 6: Joel will attest, it will mess with you, so hell
- 47:59Speaker 6: of ad, Yes it is so anyway, Uh looks great
- 48:08Speaker 6: naked in the substance. Okay, her body doubled, yeah.
- 48:12Speaker 2: Her, Oh, she had a body double in that movie.
- 48:17Speaker 6: I would not be surprised in the least if they
- 48:22Speaker 6: use somebody a good twenty years younger than her.
- 48:27Speaker 4: Body double.
- 48:30Speaker 6: That was a good movie.
- 48:31Speaker 4: A lot more skin back in the day.
- 48:34Speaker 2: Man, That was a trippy movie.
- 48:36Speaker 6: Yeah it was. Yeah, I enjoyed that movie.
- 48:40Speaker 2: Can we just take time to appreciate Melanie Griffith and
- 48:44Speaker 2: everything she brought to it?
- 48:47Speaker 7: I mean, you know, yeah, And we are getting updates
- 48:57Speaker 7: from Jeff on the world baseball stuff. It looks like
- 49:01Speaker 7: America will have to face Canada in the quarterfinals. Oh boy,
- 49:05Speaker 7: oh no, oh.
- 49:07Speaker 2: You know you're going to be incentivized.
- 49:10Speaker 6: Does that wait a minute, does that mean that we
- 49:12Speaker 6: beat Italy or Italy beat US?
- 49:15Speaker 2: Italy beat US?
- 49:16Speaker 6: Oh?
- 49:18Speaker 2: Yeah. And I was watching part of that game yesterday
- 49:21Speaker 2: and I came in when it was Italy five USA zero,
- 49:28Speaker 2: and then it was then it was eight to four,
- 49:31Speaker 2: and then I saw it be eight to six. But
- 49:33Speaker 2: I believe Italy did win.
- 49:37Speaker 6: So crap.
- 49:38Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a it was a really rough game.
- 49:40Speaker 2: Then you had the manager coming out saying I wasn't
- 49:43Speaker 2: sure about the rules. I didn't know that I was
- 49:45Speaker 2: we were supposed to win this game in order to advance.
- 49:47Speaker 2: And I'm like, are you serious with me right now?
- 49:51Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 49:51Speaker 6: No, that does not sound like Andy Pettit at all.
- 49:54Speaker 4: No.
- 49:54Speaker 2: I was like, I cannot believe I'm listening to this
- 49:57Speaker 2: right now. I almost threw my phone across the room.
- 50:01Speaker 7: You yeah, okay, you're not that cranky.
- 50:08Speaker 2: I get a little I get a little excitable sometimes
- 50:13Speaker 2: when it comes to you know, this kind of stuff.
- 50:23Speaker 2: I'm okay now, yeah, sure, it's like, yeah, let's just
- 50:30Speaker 2: not talk to Aggie right now.
- 50:37Speaker 7: Oh boy, Yeah, I have to admit I haven't really
- 50:42Speaker 7: been keeping up with the World Baseball stuff, so I
- 50:45Speaker 7: actually appreciate I haven't been doing a good job of
- 50:48Speaker 7: keeping up.
- 50:50Speaker 4: We need to further humiliate Canadia. Yes, yes, I don't care,
- 50:57Speaker 4: do it.
- 50:58Speaker 7: The Serpian Union must be ground into submissions.
- 51:10Speaker 6: What an idiot?
- 51:11Speaker 2: Okay, I was gonna say.
- 51:16Speaker 6: That does not sound like something Andy Pettitt would say. So, yeah,
- 51:20Speaker 6: and that was right. I bet Andy knew.
- 51:26Speaker 7: Oh he probably knew.
- 51:32Speaker 6: Yeah, So I guess we did what we had to
- 51:36Speaker 6: do to get Canada.
- 51:39Speaker 7: Yep, at least we at least we get Canada in
- 51:41Speaker 7: the in the quarters. Well, now we'll see what happens there.
- 51:44Speaker 7: But I don't know, you know, we really got to that.
- 51:48Speaker 7: We really got to figure out how in the next
- 51:50Speaker 7: four years to take curling from them, because we own
- 51:53Speaker 7: hockey now now we have to take.
- 51:55Speaker 6: I was gonna say, it would be a shame if
- 51:56Speaker 6: we lose to them in baseball and winning hockey.
- 52:00Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 52:01Speaker 7: Really, let's not say ship like that out loud. Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nope, nope, nope,
- 52:11Speaker 7: Because yeah, then they'll be like, haha, stupid Americans. You
- 52:15Speaker 7: may have hockey, but we just stole baseball. Like no,
- 52:18Speaker 7: actually Japan did that first.
- 52:21Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a home. There's a whole documentary about that
- 52:24Speaker 4: called Mister Baseball That.
- 52:28Speaker 6: Chief. I love that movie.
- 52:35Speaker 4: They called it back then when he was getting traded
- 52:37Speaker 4: and they're like, you know, no, not not Chicago. I'm
- 52:41Speaker 4: not going to Canada. I'm not paying those taxes.
- 52:43Speaker 6: Not in Canada.
- 52:50Speaker 4: Oh dragons.
- 52:53Speaker 7: Yeah, I remember when he got off the plane, he
- 52:57Speaker 7: was so much taller than everybody else.
- 53:02Speaker 6: Yeah, and he's only six three. I mean, it's not
- 53:04Speaker 6: like he's taller than everybody.
- 53:06Speaker 7: Well he isn't Japan or.
- 53:08Speaker 6: Well yeah, I mean I am too, so.
- 53:13Speaker 7: Japan I would be considered tall, and I'm average height
- 53:16Speaker 7: for him in here, so I'm not.
- 53:20Speaker 6: That Oh wow. All right.
- 53:30Speaker 7: So the one thing that I kind of wanted to
- 53:32Speaker 7: talk about on the toxic masculinity side is how does
- 53:36Speaker 7: it feel to have a secretary of war that actually
- 53:39Speaker 7: isn't afraid to, you know, actually say and do manly
- 53:42Speaker 7: ship instead of letting people cared around an address.
- 53:47Speaker 6: You know, we talked about it Rick. Recruiting is they're
- 53:52Speaker 6: they're back to having a weight list now to get in.
- 53:56Speaker 6: It's not it's not a huge long wait list like
- 53:58Speaker 6: it used to be. But but we're you know, for
- 54:01Speaker 6: so many months, we were missing recruiting marks, month after
- 54:04Speaker 6: month after month, and now he's got them stacked up waiting.
- 54:11Speaker 4: I just liked when he told all the generals, yeah, fatties,
- 54:13Speaker 4: you gotta pass pt too.
- 54:15Speaker 6: Yeah. They were mad, you can't come down for during
- 54:20Speaker 6: doing things. You can't.
- 54:21Speaker 2: I mean, it was I cannot express to you because
- 54:26Speaker 2: my as y'all know, I'm a military wife and my
- 54:28Speaker 2: husband just retired a few years ago. But I used
- 54:31Speaker 2: to go to all of these high profile diggs, you know,
- 54:35Speaker 2: the the hail and farewells, the you know, everybody's promotions
- 54:40Speaker 2: and stuff like that. And I would see all of
- 54:42Speaker 2: these star generals, you know, one, two, three stars, you know,
- 54:50Speaker 2: all over the place, and out of I swear out
- 54:54Speaker 2: of at least every twenty one of them would be fit.
- 54:58Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 54:58Speaker 2: And he was usually guy that was prior enlisted. What
- 55:02Speaker 2: should tell you something about? And it was it was
- 55:06Speaker 2: it was just it was insane. I you know, my
- 55:11Speaker 2: husband was stationed over and in the DC area for
- 55:15Speaker 2: a few years and I would go out there and
- 55:17Speaker 2: visit him and yeah, me too, and you know, I
- 55:22Speaker 2: and I got to meet because it's a hive. You know,
- 55:25Speaker 2: you're at the Pentagon and you're walking through there and
- 55:29Speaker 2: you're like, why are these people so chunky? I mean, seriously,
- 55:33Speaker 2: I don't understand that they were like it was. It
- 55:37Speaker 2: was insane. And it wasn't just the men, the women too,
- 55:40Speaker 2: you know. So it was when that came out, I
- 55:45Speaker 2: kid you not. Five of my relatives actually, who were
- 55:49Speaker 2: still in the military were like, whoa, this is great,
- 55:52Speaker 2: awesome payback. One of them said payback.
- 55:57Speaker 6: Wow.
- 55:59Speaker 2: So I you know, a lot of people that I
- 56:01Speaker 2: knew when heg Seth was selected and approved to be
- 56:06Speaker 2: Secretary of War were very skeptical because he was not
- 56:10Speaker 2: somebody that had been a general, that had administrative experience,
- 56:15Speaker 2: et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. And now they're coming
- 56:17Speaker 2: to see, hey, we had all that beforehand, and look
- 56:21Speaker 2: where it got us. So they've had that that flip over,
- 56:25Speaker 2: you know, yeah, and I'm really happy to see it.
- 56:31Speaker 6: And yeah, you're right, he's proving that regular working officers
- 56:37Speaker 6: have enough smarts to do this. Yeah, So I think
- 56:44Speaker 6: it's it's probably just a matter of time before we
- 56:47Speaker 6: actually see like a an E nine become sec deaf
- 56:53Speaker 6: one day.
- 56:55Speaker 2: It would be awesome. War, it would be awesome, honestly.
- 57:00Speaker 6: Uh.
- 57:02Speaker 7: Wasn't there a sergeant that got bumped up to SECTAV
- 57:05Speaker 7: at one point in time? I think it was. I
- 57:08Speaker 7: remember when it was, but I remember everybody freaking out
- 57:10Speaker 7: at the time because they were enlisted and they got
- 57:14Speaker 7: bumped up to SECONDA.
- 57:16Speaker 6: Well, I don't know.
- 57:20Speaker 7: I I thought it was the Obama administration, but I
- 57:24Speaker 7: don't know. So many things I've been chalking up the
- 57:26Speaker 7: freaking Mandela effects anymore. I don't know if I'm remembering
- 57:29Speaker 7: ship from old time.
- 57:36Speaker 6: We're all there, Yeah, I don't know. I just yeah whatever.
- 57:47Speaker 2: But hey, look at the time, Yeah.
- 57:50Speaker 6: We are time.
- 57:54Speaker 7: Well there's always time when we do back to back
- 57:56Speaker 7: shows for five hours.
- 57:58Speaker 6: Oh well, okay, well I guess then with four left
- 58:05Speaker 6: on the clock, at least on my clock anyway, I
- 58:08Speaker 6: guess we better start wrapping it up. Huh.
- 58:11Speaker 7: Nobody needs to hear about your four on your clock.
- 58:14Speaker 6: Sir, easy. I moved my cock forward this weekend.
- 58:22Speaker 7: And yes, I was actually right, did I?
- 58:34Speaker 6: So?
- 58:34Speaker 7: He appointed charge in the Army. He appointed Chuck Hagel
- 58:39Speaker 7: as Secretary of Defense from twenty thirteen to twenty fifteen,
- 58:43Speaker 7: who enlisted in the US Army during the Vietnam War.
- 58:45Speaker 7: Served as an infantry sergeant in the ninth Infantry Division.
- 58:49Speaker 7: Fought in Vietnam alongside his brother, received two Purple Hearts
- 58:52Speaker 7: for wounds in combat. Later became a US Senator and
- 58:56Speaker 7: before being nominated as Secretary of Defense. So, yeah, and
- 59:00Speaker 7: five has actually already been okay, okay, And.
- 59:05Speaker 2: Yet people were bitching about a major.
- 59:09Speaker 6: Yeah, right, major, lieutenant colonel I don't remember.
- 59:16Speaker 2: Yeah, he never. He was never a telephone colonel like
- 59:20Speaker 2: Pier you want to call him.
- 59:23Speaker 4: For those you don't know what they're talking about. In chat,
- 59:26Speaker 4: I had a guy in my feet last night talking
- 59:29Speaker 4: about how he was thirty eight years in the army
- 59:31Speaker 4: and he was a sergeant S A r G, A
- 59:34Speaker 4: n T.
- 59:36Speaker 7: Yeah, and busted in today in my chat. I'm yeah
- 59:41Speaker 7: last night, and I never did.
- 59:44Speaker 3: So.
- 59:44Speaker 4: I got that percolate up just enough for milk Twitter
- 59:47Speaker 4: to get a sniff of it, and then I just
- 59:50Speaker 4: sat back and.
- 59:51Speaker 6: Yeah, let them eat his lass up.
- 59:54Speaker 7: Yeah, an idiot, that's.
- 59:59Speaker 4: Good, is fun.
- 1:00:01Speaker 7: All right, So since we are just about at a time,
- 1:00:03Speaker 7: let's quickly go around the room. Aggie, where can folks
- 1:00:05Speaker 7: find you?
- 1:00:06Speaker 2: You can find me at Aggie the barkeep over on
- 1:00:09Speaker 2: x A thirty pm Easter Tuesday nights doing the cocktail
- 1:00:12Speaker 2: Lounge with Brad Slager a thirty pm Eastern Friday nights
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: doing he said, she said, with you. The second West
- 1:00:21Speaker 2: of every month, we get together and toxic masculated at
- 1:00:25Speaker 2: eight pm Eastern And Jeff and I do spirited books
- 1:00:29Speaker 2: now on the first Monday of every month, also at
- 1:00:31Speaker 2: eight thirty.
- 1:00:31Speaker 6: Pm Eastern, I thought, he asked, Aggie, not Ordy, what.
- 1:00:40Speaker 2: Come on? I know two of those are once a month.
- 1:00:47Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, well other things happen once a month either,
- 1:00:52Speaker 7: but we've learned not to make fun of those things either.
- 1:00:54Speaker 6: So oh that was That was Rick Robinson's all you
- 1:01:00Speaker 6: ladies out there, just.
- 1:01:02Speaker 7: Saying, hey, in the words of my grandfather grandson, if
- 1:01:06Speaker 7: I can pass anything along to you, never trust anything
- 1:01:08Speaker 7: that can blead for seven days and doesn't die.
- 1:01:12Speaker 2: Wow.
- 1:01:17Speaker 7: And now that I've completely alienated any females that are listening, Gee,
- 1:01:21Speaker 7: where can folks find you?
- 1:01:23Speaker 6: Ah? Hell, I don't know, Uh, they can find me
- 1:01:29Speaker 6: in this time slot on Wednesdays doing either this show
- 1:01:34Speaker 6: or my show. And you can find me on Twitter
- 1:01:37Speaker 6: at TCC Underscore, Grouchy And that's it. No other socials,
- 1:01:42Speaker 6: no other shows. Keep it tight, keep it simple, That's
- 1:01:47Speaker 6: what she said.
- 1:01:49Speaker 7: And and ORDI, where can folks find you?
- 1:01:55Speaker 2: Ship?
- 1:01:56Speaker 4: You can find me in an hour with you on
- 1:01:58Speaker 4: Rick and Orty. Then you can find me on Twitter's
- 1:02:02Speaker 4: Ordnance packard. Still weird, right?
- 1:02:07Speaker 7: You just got out of Pampex ray dude, listen, keep jaking.
- 1:02:11Speaker 4: Oh yeah, And today is my ninth year of my
- 1:02:14Speaker 4: current account being on X which is funny because for
- 1:02:17Speaker 4: like seven years of that it was hidden and just
- 1:02:20Speaker 4: in green rooms, so that way I could keep in
- 1:02:22Speaker 4: touch with the shows that I was on. Let's see
- 1:02:28Speaker 4: Friday Night, you can find me on the Curse of
- 1:02:30Speaker 4: Stephanaros with Jeff Dming and me, Janie Mack, Vincent Charles
- 1:02:36Speaker 4: Delaney and the EP where we're doing our D and
- 1:02:39Speaker 4: D session Saturday. We will be recording our next session Sunday.
- 1:02:43Speaker 4: You can find me on the Vincent Charles Project, where
- 1:02:44Speaker 4: I believe we're doing Get Shorty. Then back around the
- 1:02:47Speaker 4: horn of doing it all over again.
- 1:02:50Speaker 7: All right. Well, as far as for me, just go
- 1:02:51Speaker 7: find Kaylorradio dot com, check out the schedule. I'm involved
- 1:02:54Speaker 7: in about eighty percent of the stuff listed there in
- 1:02:56Speaker 7: one way or the other. Anyway, we've got to get
- 1:02:58Speaker 7: out of here. Behind the emy lines is coming up next,
- 1:03:01Speaker 7: and we'll be back next month, and i'll be back
- 1:03:03Speaker 7: in about an hour, actually, i'll be back. Oh my god, guys,
- 1:03:09Speaker 7: and it's