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Don't Steal The Pussy | Thursday December 18, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Want more Treehouse, check out our YouTube exclusive shows at
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  Speaker 2: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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  Speaker 2: with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with
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  Speaker 2: Trey Trenholm at Raj Sharma and Jerry called Well. Coming
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  Speaker 2: up today we will check in with Raj and his neuvage.
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  Speaker 2: I'm also going to tell you about the Christmas log
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  Speaker 2: and today we are going to start with an Amazon
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  Speaker 2: driver stole a lady's cat. It's not a euphemism or anything.
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  Speaker 2: I can actually stole a cat off the front porch.
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  Speaker 2: A woman in California claims an Amazon delivery driver dropped
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  Speaker 2: off a package last week and then stole her cat.
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  Speaker 2: She saw it happen on footage from her ring camera,
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  Speaker 2: and in the video you could actually see the driver
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  Speaker 2: leave the package on the front porch, take a photo
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  Speaker 2: to confirm delivery, and then approach a cat standing near by.
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  Speaker 2: At first, it looks like just petting the cat, but
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  Speaker 2: after a few seconds, the person grabs a cat by
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  Speaker 2: the scruff of its neck and carries it back to
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  Speaker 2: the vehicle as the cat is squirming around.
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  Speaker 3: Amy Alley.
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  Speaker 2: Some people are trying to say that it's possible the
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  Speaker 2: driver thought it was astray and was trying to help it.
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  Speaker 2: But the woman points out that they're not handling the
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  Speaker 2: cat very nicely, and the cat was on the edge
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  Speaker 2: of her front porch on a suburban street, so it's
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  Speaker 2: strange someone would just assume it did not have a home.
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  Speaker 2: The woman pay attention to this here. This is my
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  Speaker 2: favorite part of this story. The woman complained to Amazon
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  Speaker 2: and they said they're investigating, and they said they do
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  Speaker 2: know who the driver is, they just haven't contacted them
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  Speaker 2: and it's been almost a week. She also reported it
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  Speaker 2: also reported it to the police, and the police told
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  Speaker 2: her it could be weeks or months before they have
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  Speaker 2: time to look into it. So she's taken to social
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  Speaker 2: media to vent and complain, to which I say, you
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  Speaker 2: want to see me go full taken. You want to
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  Speaker 2: see me go full Liam Neeson from taking you take
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  Speaker 2: one of my pets? Mm hmmm, I don't look. I'll
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  Speaker 2: give Amazon a moment to hunt you down. I'll give
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  Speaker 2: the police a moment to hunt you down. But as
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  Speaker 2: soon as you tell me who it is and you
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  Speaker 2: don't go get them and you don't turn them over,
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  Speaker 2: to the police. You don't turn them over to me,
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  Speaker 2: I will burn Amazon to the ground. I will find
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  Speaker 2: Bezos's yacht. I know where it is. I got the
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  Speaker 2: app and I will burn that mother to the ground
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  Speaker 2: as well. Masked by gargantuan mast.
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  Speaker 4: But it's a cat, say it, say it's a cat.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, if the two are you were
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  Speaker 2: hanging on a cliff, I'm gonna try for the cat first.
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  Speaker 3: No, you wouldn't. Just I would know you wouldn't. I absolutely,
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  Speaker 3: I know, I know your heart. No, you wouldn't. You
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  Speaker 3: would try for both of us at the same time,
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  Speaker 3: and you'd fall.
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  Speaker 2: You'd fall the fuck over. Okay, you know what you
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  Speaker 2: actually got me there. I would dry for both of you.
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  Speaker 2: I would try for both of you so that way
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  Speaker 2: I could sleep at night. But I know I'm only
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  Speaker 2: going to get one of you, and it's probably gonna
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  Speaker 2: be the cat, because a cat is much smaller than
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  Speaker 2: you are.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, they're everywhere you can.
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  Speaker 2: Just doesn't matter if they're everywhere, it's mine. It is
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  Speaker 2: my cat. There are many cats in the world, but
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  Speaker 2: my cat is special.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Let's let's utpose this, let's juxtapose this. Would that
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  Speaker 3: cat save your life. Absolutely not. So those cats don't
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  Speaker 3: care about you.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care about kitty cat quid pro quo cat's mine.
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  Speaker 2: I don't expect the cat to have the same ethics
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  Speaker 2: and morals and drive and vengeance streak in it that
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  Speaker 2: I have, honestly a wole that doesn't.
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  Speaker 3: I want to hear your I want to hear your
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  Speaker 3: message to Amazon, like on the phone, like the taken version.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know who you are. Oh, I have it ready,
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  Speaker 2: I have you have my cat. I will call Jeff Bezos,
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  Speaker 2: I will call Amazon. I will tell every level of
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  Speaker 2: customer service at Amazon and tell them you give me
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  Speaker 2: that driver, and I will tell them I don't know
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  Speaker 2: who you are. I don't know what you want. If
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  Speaker 2: you were looking for ransom, I can tell you. I
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  Speaker 2: don't have money. But what I do have are a
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  Speaker 2: very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over
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  Speaker 2: a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare
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  Speaker 2: or people like you. If you let my cat go now,
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  Speaker 2: that'll be the end of it. I will not look
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  Speaker 2: for you. I will not pursue you. But if you
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  Speaker 2: don't I will look for you. I will find you and.
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  Speaker 3: I will kill you and give you a litter box.
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  Speaker 2: Why would they litter?
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  Speaker 3: But I mean it's I can't. I would love to
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  Speaker 3: hear I would love to see Jeff Bezos's face when
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  Speaker 3: he hears this message, so I can watch him laugh
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  Speaker 3: so heart he shits his pants.
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  Speaker 2: Fine cat people, Yeah, go ahead, miss him off. I
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  Speaker 2: like this lady is showing way more restraint, obviously than
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  Speaker 2: I would. This lady is showing way more restraint than
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  Speaker 2: I know Trey would. Oh, Roger, you're trying to tell
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  Speaker 2: me that that your little puppy, your your little puppy, Grace.
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  Speaker 2: If an Amazon driver walked off with that puppy, you'd
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  Speaker 2: be cool with it. You're like, it's a dog gets
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  Speaker 2: a rescue. There's plenty of the dog dog different than cat. Buddy.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, don't, don't, don't do it. She wakes
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  Speaker 3: me up every morning with a hug and like legitimately
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  Speaker 3: like what's her paws up here? And hugs me. I've
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  Speaker 3: seen cats walk away like thanks for the food, bitch,
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  Speaker 3: and just walk off, and I'm like, oh, I don't
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  Speaker 3: like you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a man of principle, and I know Trey feels
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  Speaker 2: the same way, which is. It's not just a cat,
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  Speaker 2: it's my cat.
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  Speaker 5: It's my pussy.
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  Speaker 2: Don't touch it, thank you tre God.
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  Speaker 3: Can we please clip that? Already doing it in my mind,
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  Speaker 3: just to hear the straightest man in the world go
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  Speaker 3: my pussy.
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  Speaker 2: That's exactly what it is. No, it's mine, not yours.
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  Speaker 2: The cat is a cat, and it is representative of something.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just okay. You guys are cat people. I am.
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  Speaker 3: I am the furthest from that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care like I mean, I have the most
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  Speaker 1: indifferent cat in the world. But if he touched him,
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  Speaker 1: I'd kill you, and I would respect if someone had
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  Speaker 1: a like.
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  Speaker 3: I think he's n If I touched him, he would
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  Speaker 3: kill me.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care if people like you not to touch him.
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  Speaker 1: I think birdiles are horrible pets, but I would. I'd
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  Speaker 1: certainly understand if someone took so, you know, he stole
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  Speaker 1: someone's pet.
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  Speaker 5: I don't care what it is. They want your soul and.
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  Speaker 2: That is their baby. Absolutely Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Again, they're saying like he thought it meant might be
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  Speaker 3: astray and cat's kind of just roam wherever. So what
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  Speaker 3: if he legitimately thought like this cat could be abandoned.
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  Speaker 2: Well, That's a big assumption to make when, as in
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  Speaker 2: the lady said in her social media post, it's a
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  Speaker 2: suburban area, it was on her porch. It's a big
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  Speaker 2: assumption to make. And I would imagine Bezos would actually
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  Speaker 2: be a little annoyed that one of the drivers is
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  Speaker 2: taking time out of their deliveries to pick up a
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  Speaker 2: stray cat and then not doing anything with it. Because
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  Speaker 2: if this guy really thought it was a stray maybe
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  Speaker 2: took it to a shelter or something, then I would
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  Speaker 2: imagine the shelter would be like, oh, hey, this guy
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  Speaker 2: dropped this off, or the driver would pop up and go, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was astray, I left it here, or
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  Speaker 2: I did this one. Sure, I don't hear anything from
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  Speaker 2: the driver, which leads me to believe he stole it.
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  Speaker 3: Well, they haven't caught the driver, they haven't contacted the driver.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe he did drop it off at a shot why not?
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  Speaker 3: Why not? You know who he is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's also a pr nightmare. If he did
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  Speaker 1: something unto arts with that cat, you would think Amazon
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  Speaker 1: would want to get to the bottom of it quick right.
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  Speaker 2: And here's the other thing, roj Even even if let's
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  Speaker 2: just say, uh, Trey and I will take our Liam
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  Speaker 2: Neeson hats off for a moment and then we'll put
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  Speaker 2: them back on, because who we are. Even if it
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  Speaker 2: was just a cat, that is still this woman's property,
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  Speaker 2: per the law. And an Amazon driver stole something from
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  Speaker 2: somebody's property, stole property from somebody's property, which is a crime.
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  Speaker 5: And.
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  Speaker 3: In the state of Texas, a shootable offense. You bet
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  Speaker 3: your ass, God damn right, if you get shot for
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  Speaker 3: a cat, you deserve it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's real simple. You put that pussy down, I
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  Speaker 2: will come out the front door, locked it low. You
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  Speaker 2: put that thing down. That technically makes that delivery driver
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  Speaker 2: a porch pirate.
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  Speaker 3: For taking a cat.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's property raj at nothing if nothing else. If
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  Speaker 2: you don't want to assign any love or affection to
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  Speaker 2: the pet, that the cat is at the very least
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  Speaker 2: from a legal standpoint, that cat is my property. And
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  Speaker 2: if you take it from my porch, Jerry's right, that
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  Speaker 2: makes you a porch pirate and your ass is in
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  Speaker 2: my front yard also known as international waters. And you're
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  Speaker 2: a dead man.
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  Speaker 3: But you're assuming, you're assuming malice, you're assuming he's doing
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  Speaker 3: something untoward, is what.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's why you come out the front door, and
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  Speaker 2: that's why you come out the front door and you say,
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  Speaker 2: put the kiddy down.
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  Speaker 3: What if he was just trying to be What if
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  Speaker 3: he was just concerned, like, hey, I'm just dropping this
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  Speaker 3: package off. I don't know what this cat is doing here. Well,
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  Speaker 3: then he will have on the porch, he will have
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  Speaker 3: my bad I was trying to help them.
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  Speaker 2: In which case put the cat down.
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  Speaker 3: California. Maybe the weather wasn't good, Like, hey, this cat's outside,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on. I don't know if
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  Speaker 3: this is owned by this There's no tag, there's no collar,
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  Speaker 3: there's no let.
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  Speaker 1: Me let me, let me put one thing out about this,
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  Speaker 1: Ed Roger, I understand where you're going with this, but
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  Speaker 1: there there's one thing is that feral cats typically are
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  Speaker 1: not going to come up to people and let you
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  Speaker 1: pet them and or much less catch them.
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  Speaker 5: That's it. That is a domesticated Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I got you on that one.
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  Speaker 2: But ultimately, this is why I like to think of
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  Speaker 2: myself as a responsible uh gun owner, which is I
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  Speaker 2: will come outside and I will give you the opportunity
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  Speaker 2: to put my cat down gently. I will give you
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  Speaker 2: a moment. Oh I place it down, not not put
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  Speaker 2: it down exactly. That's yeah, and that's why. And then
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  Speaker 2: I will give you a moment too, you know, because
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  Speaker 2: I'll take your case. If you think you're rescuing this
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  Speaker 2: kiddy cat, I'll give you. I'll give you a couple
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  Speaker 2: of buments to put it down and get back in
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  Speaker 2: your truck and and you know, leave the premises. But
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  Speaker 2: if you don't, then we're gonna have a serious issue.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I yues attached to it in some way.
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  Speaker 2: Again, the cat is representative. I mean, I don't think
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  Speaker 2: I would respond in the same way over a garden gnome.
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  Speaker 2: But I am gonna come out hot if you take
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  Speaker 2: anything off my property because that's not yours.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I still don't see the difference between a cat
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  Speaker 3: and a garden note that they have the same function.
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  Speaker 2: It's mine, not yours.
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  Speaker 3: Let's wait to hear what this guy has.
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  Speaker 2: People running off with your stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody's ever run off with my stuff. And again, when
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  Speaker 3: you guys talk about like the guns and stuff that
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  Speaker 3: you're gonna come, I always look at you guys, I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: you're not Jason Bourne. Nobody's coming after you.
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  Speaker 2: Taking my cat. Find out exactly that's what everyone says.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's it. That's the that's the mentality of the
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  Speaker 2: criminal going into someone's property, going like, who do these
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  Speaker 2: people think they are? Jason Bourne. No, I'm just someone
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  Speaker 2: that is really, really really protective of my shit. Don't
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  Speaker 2: you dare run off with it? That's it. That's the
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  Speaker 2: simple part.
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  Speaker 3: What if the cat wanted to go? What if it
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  Speaker 3: was like, hey, Amazon guy.
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  Speaker 2: Well, then the cat would win into the truck on
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  Speaker 2: its own and wouldn't need the delivery driver's help.
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  Speaker 1: If the cat would have been hitchhiking and I already
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  Speaker 1: had a sign, you know, please pick me up.
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  Speaker 2: Right, and or if the cat wanted to go, it
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't have waited for the Amazon driver. It just would
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  Speaker 2: have stolen that fucking truck. And next thing you know,
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  Speaker 2: Toots's is an Amazon delivery driver.
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  Speaker 2: But I have a more serious question to ask you
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  Speaker 2: for today. Are you a roller coaster guy?
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  Speaker 7: I love roller coasters, and it's been something like I
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  Speaker 7: think I started in my middle portion of my life.
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  Speaker 7: When I was younger, I was scared of high speeds
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  Speaker 7: or turns or twisters or anything like that. But as
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  Speaker 7: I've gotten older, probably from my teenage years all the
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  Speaker 7: way now, I.
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  Speaker 5: Love roller coasters.
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  Speaker 7: I love the speed, I love the adrenaline that it
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  Speaker 7: gives you the scaredness of it going upside down.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I love roller coasters.
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  Speaker 2: So then, are you excited about the new roller coaster
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  Speaker 2: coming to six Flags in twenty twenty six, Tormento Rampaging Run.
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  Speaker 7: I would definitely be excited to see how it looks.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, because I heard this on the news that
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  Speaker 7: they were I think tearing down another section of a ride.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know what ride they're tearing down.
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  Speaker 2: I think it was Shockwave that they took down, and
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  Speaker 2: this one's going to go in that.
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  Speaker 7: Spot, okay, I mean, and that was a I mean
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  Speaker 7: I remember as a kid driving by the highway always
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  Speaker 7: looking at Shockwave and watching the roller coaster going on
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  Speaker 7: as I was driving down the road, you know, because
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  Speaker 7: I was a passenger obviously, so I was always watching it, going, oh,
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  Speaker 7: look at the you know, but yeah, that's gonna be fun.
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  Speaker 7: They got to keep updating fresher items all the time, right,
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  Speaker 7: because people get numb to the old rides, and I
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  Speaker 7: understand it. It's kind of nostalgic though to me, Like
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  Speaker 7: you know, that Shockwave was that was a cool I
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  Speaker 7: can't tell you how many times I rode that ride.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, like we talked about it on the show.
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  Speaker 2: That was an iconic ride, not just for when you're
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  Speaker 2: at the park and you ride it, but it was
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  Speaker 2: iconic just as part of the skyline of six Flakes
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  Speaker 2: driving by on I thirty. It's one of the ones
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  Speaker 2: you saw every single time with the loops. This one's
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  Speaker 2: going to take its place, and it's also going to
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  Speaker 2: stand out because this is big. It's a three hundred
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  Speaker 2: nine foot dive coaster that has you dangling over the
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  Speaker 2: edge and of course it pauses at the top so
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  Speaker 2: you get you know, good and freaked out before it
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  Speaker 2: drops you into oblivion. I'm I'm glad you're excited. I
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  Speaker 2: will not be writing that thing though.
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  Speaker 5: Have you ever been to the Sphere in Vegas?
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  Speaker 2: I have not.
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  Speaker 5: That's exactly what you're describing to me. They have that
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  Speaker 5: roller coaster that.
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  Speaker 7: Hangs off the top of the sphere yep, and it
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  Speaker 7: literally just drops and then it stops here before you
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  Speaker 7: obviously you fall oblivion. But that sounds like exactly what
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  Speaker 7: this is going to be like.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, terrifying. And it's a great name, Tormento, Tormento, hear you,
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  Speaker 2: I have an idea that we can tack onto the
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  Speaker 2: the Amazon delivery driver running off with that lady's cat
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  Speaker 2: from her porch. We'll maybe touch on that a little
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  Speaker 2: bit later, but first I wanted to check in with you, Raj,
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  Speaker 2: because you had your medical thing going on over the
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  Speaker 2: last week. You had an unstoppable nosebleed and yes, what
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  Speaker 2: are you doing now? Because they got that stopped. Obviously
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  Speaker 2: you're not gushing blood out of your head. What is
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  Speaker 2: it now you're having to do to maintain?
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  Speaker 3: Do the nasal rinse like a medicated nasal rens, because
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  Speaker 3: there's so they they they had to put this thing in.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds dirty, but it's you know, if it's it's
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  Speaker 3: rhino plasty, but it's called a rhino rocket. This is
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  Speaker 3: what they had to put into my nose.
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  Speaker 2: And I remember that Tray Do you remember him? Really
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  Speaker 2: good dude at Lebert, really nice Nigerian.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: I think, oh yes he was.
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: And to the people that donated for that, you know,
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: just just the cost of medical care in this country
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: is unbelievable. I think that it's a two piece, two
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: inch piece of plastic they actually ballooned up into my nose.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: That was almost three thousand dollars. So the people that donated, thank.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: You so much.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: We're going to cover all those bills. So that's amazing
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: and I appreciate it from the bottom of my heart.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: But now I have to do this like salt water
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: medicated rinse for to take the rest of the tissue
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: that's sluffing off because it cauterized the inside of my nostril.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: Oh fun.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: So yeah, manually, it wasn't like they put me under.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: I was very wide awake.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: They got in there with like a blow torch.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, it's called silver nitrate.
• 18:16
  Speaker 8: Uh.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: And it's on the edge of a stick. And he's like,
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: so this is where the game operation comes in handy
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: when you're growing up and wanting to be a doctor,
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: if you touch anything other than where you're going, it burns,
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: like it will scars and burns. That's how potent the
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: stuff is. And it comes in a box of ten.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: They used nine to cutterize my nose, just the one,
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: the one side. But so now the tissue is sluffing off,
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: which is gross.
• 18:45
  Speaker 8: Uh.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: And now I have to do this nasal the nuvage
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: or you put the thing to your face and it
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: just runs. And we are just to let you know,
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: we are very filthy people. What we breathe in and
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: what comes out in that little tub is I mean,
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: it's fascinating to me because I like looking at it. Uh,
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: it's gross the amount of dirt and dust.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Listen, I've been doing sinus rents for fifteen years now,
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: ever since I got walking pneumonia, and uh, yeah, it's fascinating.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: I mean when you think about it, your sinuses, I
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: mean they're there to for things to stick to it,
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: to keep from going into your body, and they do
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: a good job and then you find out real quick
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: when you start rinsing them out. Uh it's great that
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: when you when you do get like a sinus infection
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: or whatever and you there turned knee on green.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: It's fascinating.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know what else is fascinating. But on Trey,
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: what else is fascinating is walking in on Trey in
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: a bathroom when he's doing his sinus rents with the
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: netty pot thing. I swear to god, I've done that
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: three or four times. Did it at the old radio station.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: He's in the bathroom and he's going in one nose
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: and all that stuff's coming out the other. I would
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: have preferred had I I would have preferred had I
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: walked in on him spanking it to some god awful
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: snuff film. Then what I saw come out of his head.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: That's why I do mine in the shower.
• 20:12
  Speaker 9: So you've got water's all running there, it's all good,
• 20:15
  Speaker 9: So that would.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: Your easy clean up.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: You know your films in the shower. Okay, good, No,
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: it's it's really it's very fascinating, like just the amount
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: of like dirt and dust and just clumps of stuff
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: that like I don't even know what it is that
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: come out, and I know some of its tissue because
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: I can tell. Yeah, but it's I mean, but it's
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: really really bitter. So I have a little bag of
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: chocolate that I kind of keep because you you get
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: a little drip into the back of your throat and
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: it's will make you it'll make you throw up. Oh yeah,
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: with this medication, see everything is good.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Based well, I'm glad to hear that. And based on
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: everything you're saying and walking in on Trey doing something
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: similar a few times over the years with your situation, Raj.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Once I start feeling and tasting something drip in the
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: back of my throat after all that, I would be worried,
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: like is any of this brain like as some of
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: it comes out of your nose like this. This is
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: how the Egyptians did it. They run up there and
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: pulled it all out. So, I mean, it's in very
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: close proximity. I would be worried, like, is some of
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: this stuff falling out of my nose and into the
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: new vage bucket? Is any of that a little bit
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: of what little brain matter I got left?
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: I'm just doing a nasal cleans, not a frontal lobotomy.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm just saying, are there settings on the new vage?
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Is there a governor on that thing?
• 21:40
  Speaker 8: No?
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: You know, now that I think about it, No, it
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: just kind of ractly.
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: It could be dangerous.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: You don't want to powerwash your brain.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want it to malfunction.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: I mean, what a horrible way to go.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: Come back looking like Michael Jackson at the end of
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: his life half a nose.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Anyway, that's where my brain goes after a while, and
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: be like, are we sure we're okay with this? I
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: don't want to get up there too far and next
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: thing you know, there's stuff coming out that's not supposed
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: to do.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: But the first time you didn't, the first time you
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: did the nasal rints like that was a weird sensation, right,
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's very well. It takes it takes a
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: couple of times to get used to it because you're like, Okay,
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: this is not normally what is supposed to happen in
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: my face?
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Well no, and especially like if you use the squeeze bottle,
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: because you figure out real quick if you don't use
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: enough pressure, then you'll start gagging because then they like,
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: you have to use enough pressure to get it up
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: one side down the other, and because if you don't,
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: then yeah, you get down your throat and it starts.
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: It's horrible.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: So yeah, I think I think the new vage is
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: like eight hundred PSI I don't even know what it is,
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: but it it just kind of rotates right out. But
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: it's a really odd sensation. It's it kind of tickles, uh,
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: you kind of want to giggle a little bit, and
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: then you're like very uncomfortable. And then when you see
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: all the results, you're like, Okay, I'm gonna just keep
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: doing this, and I'll probably keep doing it even when
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: this is the medication is done. I think it's another
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: four days.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: It's a good idea. Are there are there instructions with
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: it about how to hold your head.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: It just tells you where to place your hand to
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: your that's the little nostrils, the little nostril plugs that
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: you put up and then you just turn it on
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: and it just tells you, like just to keep still,
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: which again is a very odd sensation.
• 23:31
  Speaker 9: About you know, how much pressure you have to get
• 23:33
  Speaker 9: it up in there so it washes out the other side.
• 23:35
  Speaker 9: I just tilt my head over and then point this way,
• 23:38
  Speaker 9: and all it has to do is get over that,
• 23:41
  Speaker 9: you know bridge.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: So there's the other like.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: The power Dan was saying, like it's a power wash
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: and then there's a suction, so it's it's rinsing and
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: pulling at the same time.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: I think this entire conversation could be summed up by saying,
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: that's what she said.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: Every conversation could be stopped with that's what your mom said.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And while I'm thinking about it, can you imagine
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: a porn star doing one of these new VA treatments
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: like what's gonna come out of her head?
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: Well, depends on the day, Yeah, for my next video,
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: depends on how busy the work week was.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: I feel like that would need to be a daily
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: not a weekly.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Be an hourly, you know, depending on demand.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Well, sure, of course, everything's all about demand. Speaking of demand,
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: here's something no one asked for but we got anyway.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: Denny's has launched Sticky Kicks sneakers filled with real syrup.
• 24:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: This is actually for National Syrup Day, which was Wednesday,
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: December seventeenth, denny launched Sticky Kicks syrup filled sneakers. The
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: high top sneakers designed by shoe artists MATCHI if that's
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: how you say. It contained real syrup for real drip fans.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: And according to Ellie Doty, Denny's Senior Vice president and
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Chief brand Officer, sticky Kicks are impractical, unnecessary, and completely
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: over the top, which is exactly why we love them.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: So if you would like to get some Sticky Kicks,
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: just go to Denny's website. I'm sure there's some way
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: to do it there. I don't think they're going to
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: actually be in the restaurant. Well, at least they're self aware.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: It's it's really funny. My a really good friend of mine.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: He was a agent Pierce on twenty four. He's a
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: guy named Glenn Moore Shower. Oh yeah, and he he
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: talks about when he went into one of his auditions
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: and he legitimately filled his loafers with syrup because he
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: was nervous about the audition because it was a big part.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: I think it was Transformers okay, and the syrup in
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: his shoes distracted him from the fact that he was
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: in front of producers. So he got through the audition
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: the whole time thinking this is gross, like this isn't
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: in between my toes now, and nailed it and he
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: got I think he was in every Transformers movies but one, which.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Is impressive because I think he died in every single
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: one of them. Sosia. How good of an actor he is,
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: and he could die in one movie and come back
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: in the second one. He just blends right into everything.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: We were having dinner at Nate and I go, You're
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: in the next Transformers movie and he's like yeah, I go,
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: you know, you died in the last one. And he
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: told me what So Michael Bay calls him and goes, hey,
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: want you in the next movie, and he goes, hey,
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: that's great, thank you so much for thinking about me.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: And that's very sweet, very kind. You know, he used
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: the work also, you know, I die in the last
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: one right, he goes, oh, we're just going to change
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: your name in rank.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: So he is he is a phenomenal military officer in Hollywood.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah he is, and he's one of the sweetest human
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: beings in the world. But he's like, uh, so what
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: do you what are we gonna call me? He's like, oh,
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: you're gonna be Colonel Morshower now, so we're just using
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: my real name, like yeah, and nobody noticed.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: Michael Bay is not known for being the most platt
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: driven creative creative. So if you would like to get
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: your hands on a pair of the Denny's Syrup Kicks,
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: you can go to diner Drip dot com and good
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: how much are they? Uh? The syrupy shoe retails for
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: one hundred and ninety five dollars, available in adult sizes
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: eight to thirteen.
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: So wait, this shoe it's like a flask for syrup.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think it's actually meant to dispense syrup.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: It just has the syrup inside a couple of panels
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: of the.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: Shoe, like instead of like gel like.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: So it's yeah, instead of Nike Air, it's Denny's syrup.
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: Okay, sure.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: For the diabetic basketball player, and all of you.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Look if there, if there could be an item of
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: clothing to represent the year twenty twenty five, syrup shoes,
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: is it?
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: And if you again, if you take those off and
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: your missing toes, people would look at those shoes and
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: go that sounds about right. Yeah, it's all tracks.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: If they were sponsoring the Canadian curling team, bravo.
• 28:42
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• 28:56
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• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right. Earlier we talked about the Amazon delivery
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: driver who stole the lady's cat off of her front porch,
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: had a very heated debate about that, and that's when
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Trey and I agreed that you would have you steal
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: our cat, you will unleash our inner, Liam Neeson. And
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: then that got me thinking, let's be honest, the Taken
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: franchise is not the best. The first film is perfect,
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: and I will fight anyone. I will throw punch anyone
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: that says otherwise. The sequels eh, yeah, but I feel
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: there's an opportunity to salvage the franchise here, and that
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: is a new installment of the Taken franchise with a
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Christmas twist Taken for Christmas. So now Brian Mills, former
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: CIA officer, is long retired, his family has now mostly
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: not been taken in recent years, and his daughter that
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: he saved in the first film is now a mother herself.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: Oh and the Albanians still want their despite getting their
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: askt in every possible way by Liam Neeson in the
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Taking franchise, they feel like they have one last chance
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: to get this family, and that is by stealing all
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: the Christmas presents from Brian Mills's granddaughter. Ultimately, this is
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: an opportunity in my head to see Liam Neeson reprise
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: his role as Brian Mills in Taken, where he gets
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: to take on an entire Albanian gang dressed as Santa's
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Yes and getting his granddaughter's presence back and saving Christmas.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: I don't know what you want, but you have her bike.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: If you bring her bike back, I won't kill you.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: But if you don't, you the barbie bike with the
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: pink tassels.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: Basket in the front.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: If you don't return it to me, I will fill
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: with your fingers. He starts beating the shit out of
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: them with a stocking full of coal. Yeah, a sack
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: full of coal is Liam Neeson beating his ship out
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: of a bunch of Albanians dressed as Santa's trying to
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: run off with his grandchildren's Christmas.
• 32:32
  Speaker 8: What you have to decide right now is are you
• 32:34
  Speaker 8: naughty or are you nice?
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: You made my list, I've checked it twice and I'm
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: coming put the bike in the front and the buddy
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: in the basket.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: That's too many franchises now.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: I would like for Ted to make an appearance in
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: his I think, look, oh.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Look, I think you may still I don't. I think
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: this would be the ultimate action Christmas film, and there
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: would be no debate that it is a Christmas movie
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: taken for Christmas, new from Treehouse Media.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: Tyler Perry Presents.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: Anyway. That was just an idea I had.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: I would watch it.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: I would absolutely I would watch it. Save the franchise, Baby,
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: Save the franchise.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: Somebody steals the presence and a cat, and you could
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: throw a little John Wick in there.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: You'll cook his cat all right. Speaking of good ideas,
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: Strippers are now the number one donor of toys to
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: a children's hospital in Portland, Oregon. Now in its fourteenth year,
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: the Tatas for Toys campaign in Portland, Oregon has broken
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: new records. They raised more than one hundred and eighty
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: three thousand dollars for the Dornbecker Children's Hospital.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: That's a lot of kids with nipple rings.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Strippers are now the number one donor of
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: toys to a children's hospital in Portland. A fourteen year
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: strip club led fundraiser has become Dornbecker Children's Hospital's largest
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: annual toy donor, contributing one hundred and eighty three thousand
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: dollars worth of toys. The event Tatas for Toys started
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: in twenty eleven with a five hundred dollars haul and
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: has grown into a city wide collaboration featuring dancers from
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: clubs across Portland. Last year's event raised thirty eight thousand dollars.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: Money from each ear's event is used to buy toys
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: from local businesses to stock the children's hospitals Childlife Therapy program.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: So congratulations the strippers of Portland now the number one
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: donor of toys to a children's hospital.
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: All I can see is poor.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Poor kids, you know, bald because they're going through chemo
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: and yo, they're having you know, vibrator races.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: However, you get a smile, man, what a make a wish?
• 35:49
  Speaker 8: Now?
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: I would like the new the new Barbie playhouse and
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: a lap dance. I would look into them like, that's
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: my kids, my ward right there.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: Look, you can keep your elf on a shelf. I'll
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: take Nicole on a pole.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: Sit on your kid.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: All the dads line up for the dancers dropping off
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: toys and ask them all, what do you want for Christmas?
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: Little girl? Wait?
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: Ones, it's a lot of two dollars bills. That's so weird.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: The first time ever was.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: I mean great for the guys of Portland, because you know,
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: are you going to the strip club charity baby.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: Right in the hospital. Why do you keep going to
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: the children's hospital? You know what, I just love the kids.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: You're not even sick and it's legs and eggs.
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: You're not sick and you don't have kids.
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• 37:39
  Speaker 5: One.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: For Raj, it's at Comedian Raj. And for Jerry, it's
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: at that Jerry guy. Wait, we'll see you next time,
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: right here inside the Treehouse