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115. [Tennessee] Johnia Berry · Bless This Mess: A Southern True Crime Podcast

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Hey, everyone, welcome to bless This Messa and the drue Crum Podcast.
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I don't care here was do say hast to he? All right, so
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we're back this week and we are going to Tennessee. We haven't been there
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in a while too, No, we haven't. You know, it's hard.
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Some of these states just don't murder people enough. It's not my fault.
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Okay, you guys need to be a little more dangerous. I mean
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you can follow Florida Florida's lead. Okay, they're just like Florida and Texas,
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just killing people left and right. You know, they're not advertised or
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something. I don't know. Anyways, Florida's got the Sunshine Laws. Everything
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happened and a new song by Taylor Swift. So, oh Jesus, yes,
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guys, it's it's happening. I've turned to get to a swifty I
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am. I So what happened was on the day she released her new album
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like, I'm a casual listener, I listened to the ones that are on
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the radio, and every time I'll yever, once in I'll hear a different
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one that's maybe not as popular, and I'll pick up on that one.
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But nothing too serious, but I listened. So we went to pick strawberries
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in uh Like it was like a two hour we had to drive two hours
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or whatever. Anyway, so it came we had to go do that on
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the day that the album was released. So I'm like, oh, I'll
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just listen to it in the car because I had to drive because I can't
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sit in the back with the children because I get real car sick, so
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I'm driving or whatever. And the first time you listen to Taylor Swift songs,
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you I feel like the first time I listen, I'm like, oh,
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it's like it's not great, like there's really nothing here for me or
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anythink that. But the one song was the Florida song, I'm like,
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oh, this is pretty good. But I'm a surface level person. So
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whenever she talked about like a desk, the times you're in dest and like
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a ship storm back in Texas, I completely related that coming from a small
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town in East Texas, because everybody had That's what they did every year,
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was they went to Destin on their yearly vacation to escape their lives. That's
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what you did. I mean, my family didn't because we were poor,
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but everybody else's family. That's that's where what we We did go to Pensacola
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one time, but it was for a revival. That was completely difference.
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It's a nice place to go if you reval. Huh. Yeah, well
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we didn't start. We were in a we did not get to go like
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do like all the beach stuff. We were at the church services every evening.
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No, not on the beach anyways. That's a different story for a
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therapist anyway. So so yeah, so then I listened to it all and
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everything like that, and then you know, you start seeing people keep talking
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about because once you click on one thing on like Facebook or Instagram, if
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you read anything that all of a sudden, they just bombarred you. They
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like that you're in the algorithm. A gotcha bitch. Yeah. So then
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I started listening to songs again. I'm like, oh, really, I
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do really like the Florida song. And then I was like, you know
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what, I really liked that the my boy only breaks his favorite toys.
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And I'm like, oh, it's like really stuck in my head. And
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then next thing you know, I'm buying albums. I'm going like, I'm
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listening to all the albums even that she's had back songs I've never heard and
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everything with that Stu hates it. It's great. So now I got playing
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tickets to Paris and to the concert. I wish I was trying to talk.
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I was like, no, you don't need to, because she's going
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back to New Orleans in next or this year, at the end of the
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year whatever, and it's around my birthday. But I don't think. I'm
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looking at the concert though, and the people that go to the concert,
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it seems like a lot of people that are really really into I don't think.
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I don't think I'm a Swifties. The Swifties are making friendship bracelets and
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all this stuff. She does like friendship bracelets anyways too. So now,
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oh, I don't think, because I've heard from people that have gone that
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are more casual listeners or just like her music. There's a lot of people
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just screaming constantly, and they never sit down, like they're up the full
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like three and a half hours, standing up screaming at the top of their
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lungs the songs. So I'd rather I'll just watch the one that's on Disney
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and be good. Oh my god, it sounds like being with you at
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a Garth Brooks concert. Oh this is true. I was really into the
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gar but everybody was except for you anyway, So Florida, it's all right.
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So yeah, we're going to Tennessee this week. So that was a
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little side side rent or whatever. So but you should listen to the new
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album, The Taylor's Wift. It's very good. And then you start going
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down the light. Then you start going down the the like the reels where
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there start like the people that are really into this like explain like who she's
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singing about and what the relationships. You're like, oh my god, I
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can't believe this. Will let me see, Well, let me look at
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this one and let me do this one, and then yeah, it's addictive.
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So anyways, I talked about that way too long, so you guys
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said, that's because what I really wanted to talk about was we can save
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that for later at the end. The Foster Dogs. Yeah, biasco shit
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show, literal shit show. Yeah. So I'm just gonna preface it with
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it. I'm just gonna leave you. I'm just gonna start it with this,
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we lost the Foster Dogs. But before I tell you the end of
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the story, because that's why we're recording this podcast at eleven thirty at night
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is because we lost the foster dogs. How if you're on Facebook, you
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know we we got some foster dogs because we don't have enough on our plate
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already with three children and newborn. I go down there, I'm gonna foster
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a dog. It's gonna either going to be the Australian Shepherd or Okay,
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if you don't want to hear this story, just again, this is your
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cue. Just can fast forward. I'm going to tell the story and then
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if nobody wants to hear it, then you can just fast forward to get
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to the episode. So on Thursday and Friday it started this build up where
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we live. There was a distemper outbreak in the shelter and so they needed
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to get so the city gave this deadline of like two pm on Saturday,
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like we're putting all the dogs down on Sunday. If there's any dogs left
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by two pm Saturday, the rest of them get put down because we can't
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get this under control and we need to clean the kennels and everything like that.
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So every dog is getting put down because we have no place to put
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them and we need to disinfect everything. So this local like humane or rescue
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or whatever gets the community go when they're like, we gotta get all these
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dogs out of here, and they do this mass effort and everything. Well,
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there was this little Australian Shepherd there. I'm like, hay Stu,
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I'm just gonna so Saturday morning, I'm like, hey, I'm just gonna
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run down and if the Australian shepherd's available or a puppy or just gotta foster
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just one to two weeks max. That's what they tell us that they're like
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one to two weeks one dog, either the Australian Shepherd or another small dog
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or like a puppy. So anyway, so I get there, there's like
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a lot of people. They're fostering dogs because this was like the big everybody's
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talking about this. So I get there, most of the dogs are The
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Australian Shepherd was there. However, he had he had behavioral issues, which
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I've had border calls. I understand there are dogs that are high energy.
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They're very intelligent. If you don't give them a job or a task or
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anything, they can become destructive and have behavioral issues. So apparently this dog
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was on some sort of like medication though for this, so anyay, So
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I'm like I'm still I'm still like I'll take them. Oh, it'll be
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fine. Her name was Gwynn. I'm like, I'll take the dog.
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Everything's gonna be good. Well, then they go to get the dog.
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Well, the dog tried to bite, or was like trying to bite and
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with real acting very erratic, I guess. And so the people they came
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back to me and they were like, hey, we just want to tell
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you. They really think there might be something wrong with the dog. They
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think that she might have like a brain tumor or something affecting her neurologically.
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So I'm like, okay, well, I have three small children. I
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cannot I can't. I can do so, I can only do so much.
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I can't bring home a dog's gonna bite somebody because there's no way to
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keep these kids away from these dogs. So I'm like okay. So I'm
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like looking around, like there are any There was like a small like German
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Shepherd mixed type dog, but someone picked that one up and then I'm like,
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okay, it's well. There was this little lab looking dog. She
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was real sad. She was sitting in the back and I'm like, okay,
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maybe this one. And then the lady was like, oh, we
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have this other one that nobody's even looked at because he just sits in the
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kennel and he's just sad and everything like that. He won't stand up for
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anything and that. So they go to show me to him and everything.
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I'm like, I'm like, okay. I was like, you know what,
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I'm like, you know what, I think I could both of them.
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I was like, can I take two? She's like, oh,
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you can take as many as you want. So I'm like, okay,
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I'll take because I'm thinking I got sad lab and sad other dog and they're
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just gonna be sad and they're just gonna like lay there and they're gonna be
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low energy or whatever. And so I go out front. I'm waiting for
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him to bring the dogs around. They have to carry him of course,
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because they're, you know, scared, they don't want to come on the
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leash whatever like the because I'm at the animal control. So the animal control
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bring him out. I gotta put him in my car. They just like
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literally, she just shoves him in my car. She's like, oh,
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you might want one in the front and one in the back because these so
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these two haven't been dog tested, meaning they haven't been tested to see them
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they can be around another dog. I'm like, what the fuck. The
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lady literally says that, shoves one in the back and one in the front
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seat and says thank you and walks off. I'm like, I'm like,
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oh my god, I'm gonna this is like all I was saying about that
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stories. To remember that story about the lady who went to go take care
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of the dogs and they mauled her to death. She went she was watching
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them or something, and so anyway, so I'm driving home and I'm like,
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oh my god, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Well,
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a low energy dog, the one that wouldn't stand up for anybody. It
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was not low energy at all. He was a fucking puppy, a German
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Shepherd puppy that's about a year old. So the lap's sitting in the front
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seat, she's all calm and everything at that, but oh crazy in the
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back, he's just like trying to get He jumps over the back seat because
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he was all the way in the back, jumps over the back seat trying
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to get up with the other dog. I'm trying to keep them separated because
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I'm like, oh my god, they're gonna get in a fight while I'm
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on this loop going like driving and I'm gonna get my face eaten off or
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whatever. So anyway, stressful ride home. We get home, I'm calling
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stew on the ways you did? What? Excuse me? Now? You
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got what I'm like, stude. I think they're said they have a big
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dog test. So I'm just driving this car with these untested dogs. Well
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that's what you get for not calling me before. Anyways, Well you should
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not have sin me by myself to do this. Just load up the family
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and go down there. Here. You guys could have been in a subpos
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distemper place or what. Yes, anyways, so and just before anybody gets
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upset, we're not just spreading distemper through the community. These dogs all had
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been tested. The ones that had distemper that were severe, they all had
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already been I think put down by the pound or whatever. So anyways,
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get the dogs home. Oh, the little German shepherd type one was like
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I said, he was a I started looking at his paper after I got
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him. He was a year old. He's like super high energy. These
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dogs get home, they finally get to break free, you know, go
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into the STU has to come carry him out of the car because they won't
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get out of the car. They finally get in the backyard, They're like
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running around like crazy. And then I'm just like panicing. I'm like,
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oh my god, what have I done? What have I done? I
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start spiraling. I'm like, oh my god, we have three children.
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What have I done? We had no knnels or anything for them. It's
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raining, yeah, what's rained? Oh yeah? When I was driving home
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with all this, it was raining. Yeah. And what's the first thing.
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The first thing the drum shepherd did? He falls in the pool.
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She was like, your dog's in the po He's just calmly looking at this,
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like what do you mean? The dogs in the pool, the lambs
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trying to fucking scale the fence and get out. I'm literally like I'm like
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almost in tears. I'm like, what the fuck have I done? And
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I was like can you read? I was still return these dogs, like
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what's happening? So anyway, so he's like he's like, your dog's in
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the plum go there. The thing can't find the steps off of his thinks
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he doesn't know. He's trying to like climb out the side and he can't.
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So I'm out there in the ring like pulling this dog up out of
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the water. Anyways, he got out, but anyways, it was a
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disaster, but they finally did. So all this was like chaos, and
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and I really was regretting all my life choices and everything like that. And
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then finally the dogs after they ran around. I ordered some large kennels from
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Walmart and I did that like fast delivery, so I had to pay like
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extra ten bucks. I'm like, I just need him here like asap.
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So once we got him kennels and everything, and we could put them,
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tuck them away or whatever whenever we weren't watching him. Anyways, after they
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got their wiggles out, the lab calmed down. She's super calm, nice
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dog. Everything's good. Her name's Knuckles, which is a terrible name for
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this dog. We got to come up with a better name because she's never
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gonna get adopted with the name like Knuckles. Anyways, and then the other
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one was just called new Arrival because he was a new arrival. So we
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named him Edgar because our daughter has a book that I got her form like
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Edgar Allan Poe and it's about a bird named Edgar, and so we named
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him Edgar, but she just calls him dog Brown, so we also call
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him dog Brown. So anyways, so they calm down. So now you're
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probably wondering, how did we get to the point where we lost the foster
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dogs? So tonight we so they stay. Oh the other thing is like
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Edgar chews up everything. Edgar needs like a high energy family, like somebody
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with like little children that like nine ten year olds that can go run around
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with this dog. Anyway, so he's been tearing up our plants, chewing
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up our outdoor furniture, all that stuff. So we've had to like monitor
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him closely. So anyways, back to how we lost the sude, do
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you not care about the story? I love this story. Okay, back
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to how again. Like I said, I hope if you don't want to
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hear the story, you're just skipping ahead. Okay, we normally don't talk
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this long, but we've had quite the this is all this is all real
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time stuff that's happening. So anyway, so back to the point part we
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lost the dogs. I'm recording this podcast eleven thirty at night. So tonight
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we the lab just gets to come and go as she pleases because she she's
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fine, she's real chill. The girl now has to be locked up whenever
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he's not being watched because he just is very destructive whenever he's not being watched.
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So tonight Stu goes and lets him out to go potty and everything.
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He again, the lab's been out though, like they are. He let
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him out after they eight we feed him in their kennels, separate or whatever,
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but they're like buddies now, so he lets him out. So we
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got it's been about an hour, Like, oh, we need to go,
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you know, put the dogs back up before we start recording or anything.
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Go out there. Can't find the dogs. We're like, I'm like,
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oh, they're probably like one time they were sleeping, Like we have
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a bigger backyard, so you know, maybe they're not in the bottom of
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the pools. We know that didn't happen and they're not. So I'm like,
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oh, maybe they're sleeping on the side of the fence because sometimes they
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sleep under the plants or whatever. Can't find the dog, and so Stu
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goes down to the side of the fence where the other the gate is and
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it's open, and so I'm like, oh my fuck. She actually said,
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oh my fuck, what are we gonna do? I was like,
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oh my god, I'm already thinking of my alibi, Like who can I
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blame for while I lost these dogs? So anyway, so I'm like panicking.
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I'm like, oh my god, I've lost these dogs. I'm gonna
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have to make a huge donation to this this this rescue place. Dah da
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da dah, Like where are the dogs? Like the lab I was like,
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she'll survive. But the Golden Retriever or the German shepherd one, he's
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just kind of dumbed. He's just not the brightest. So I'm like,
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oh my god, he's gonna get hit by a car. Like things are
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bad. So Stu gets in the car. He's driving around the neighborhood.
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And this is all happening at ten o'clock at night. Stu drives around the
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neighborhood. I'm looking for him everywhere. I'm like, maybe they didn't actually
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leave the backyard, maybe they're still in here. So I'm looking back there.
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I'm going out on the street calling for him. Anyway, so and
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keep in mind, they've only they've been here less than a week. We
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got them last Saturday. It's Thursday. So anyway, so not to mention,
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I've also had to load these these dogs up multiple times and take them
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up to the rescue center because they have to be like tested and do all
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this stuff. I did not realize that was gonna be involved. But it's
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fine. Anyway. So Stu comes back. He's like, he's like,
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oh, I saw him, and he's like, I tried to get him,
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but they ran off and they were running like they were going out of
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the neighborhood. I'm like, oh my god. So we come inside.
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We're kind of I said, well, let me go and like drive and
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see if I can kiss the little lab. She likes me that she's more
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familiar with me, so she so I could drive around. I don't seem
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everything. I come back, I tell Stir. I was like, we'll
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just leave the gate open and then just hope they come back. I mean,
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but what are the odds they come back. They've lived at our house
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for five days. So anyway, so we come inside. We're going out
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back to uh we have a huge storm coming right now, so we go
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out back to everything to get everything locked down and everything like that, and
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Sou's like, oh, hi, dogs, and I'm around the corner,
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and I was like, I was like, shut the fuck ups too,
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like this is not the time to joke. And those damn dogs came back.
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They came home. Can't even believe that after just living here for five
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days them all came home. It wasn't that German shepherd. He would have
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got lost. But he's really tech. He's like really like paired up with
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the Uh the lab and labs are super smart. Like she's smart, like
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you can tell she's she's with it, and uh, they found their way
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home. Yeah. So I was already coming up with with how do who
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do I blame for this? I was first on the list. No,
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I was like, we can't. We can't be the reason. But it
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really wasn't our fault. Something I guess the latch or whatever on the gate
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isn't wasn't the wind picked up because of the storm coming in. And I
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don't know how the gate got left unlatched too. Do you know why?
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Yeah, because the hinges are broken and they got the board up there.
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It's been broke since we bought the house. And moved in. Well,
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why didn't you fix that? I haven't gotten to it yet. Okay,
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we can admit it's partially our fault. No, but normally it's closed though,
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I mean, yeah, it's usually taking I mean the pool guy did
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come today. He did come to the gate in the day and I didn't
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check, so he might have. Just so the latch isn't there. Apparently
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it's it's got to you gotta put like something, you gotta really wedge the
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gate shut. But it probably was what it might have been wedge shut and
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the winds picked up and it knocked open, or they could have been digging
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at it. We don't know. The point is, dogs got out,
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they are back, and now we can record this podcast we're recording or is
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this the end of the podcast? This is and that's our episode for anyway,
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So in case anybody was wondering, and nobody was, I should put
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a disclaimer, but it's too late that you should just skip the first five
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minutes of this episode. But put it in the notes and then blame them
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when they don't read it. You know, when you don't read the notes,
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it's your own fault. So all right, so that's our life right
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now. But dogs are safe back in their their kennels. You know,
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to go to bed for the night. Good to go, We're good to
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go. Yep, they're double they got double barriers now and we know not
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we know to make sure and check the fence. So all right, check
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us out on Instagram. Wait, really, you're not going to start the
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episode after all that, I'll just say the things Patreon, we got some
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new patreons. Thank you, buy us a coffee? What if they pick
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right up right now, then I can maybe get us someone to buy me
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a coffee. No, I don't anyways, buy me a new Taylor Swift.
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Oh that was my other thing is I'm buying them all on the the
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vinyls. I'm all about the vinyls now. So all right, so let's
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get intonight to today this week's episode. Out of Tennessee, I haven't had
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that many. This is like my second one. Anyways, I'm high on
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Livestoom because those dogs came. I've never been so happy to see that damn
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Edgar in my life. After he's torn up my yard for the last last
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five or six days and shit in his kennel twice. He did he did
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poop in his kennel. Stew's on that depart I always just bring home something
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and it's like ends up being Stu's project. So yeah, some shit I
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gotta clean up. Let me just say, if anybody wants a dog,
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they are transporting these, they can get them to you. The lab is
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very sweet. She I would say she would do well. I think she'd
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come out of her shell if she had. She's good around kids. They're
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both really good around kids because our kids are out there and they are real
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nice to them. Edgar definitely needs a high energy family though. Yes,
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our kids are too small. Our kids are too small, Like if they
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were older, it'd be great, but right now they're just too small.
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And he needs like some eight or nine year old kids that are running around
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and stuff like that, or like like a hiker on Instagram or something.
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One of those like hiking people that take their dog with them were those that'd
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be a great dog for them. So all right, So this case comes
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out of I say so too much, Yes you do, Okay, I'll
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try to stall. So all right, we are coing out of Tennessee.
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Jonah Hope Barry was born August twenty sixth nineteen ninety three in Lebanon, Virginia,
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to Joan Barry and John Tiller. Now, she would later be adopted
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by what I believe was her stepfather, and his name was Mike. Mike
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married Joan, last named Barry, so on and so forth. Jonah was
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described as a very smart girl. She graduated from East Tennessee State University,
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and she had hopes to become a lawyer, and she actually was. So
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she applies to law school all over. She was actually one of the youngest
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people ever accepted into Michigan State University Law School. Now, after starting law
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school, she had a change of heart and she decided she wanted to pursue
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a master degree in child psychology psychology. Now, Jonah had always loved children
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and wanted to help them, and she saw this as a way to do
23:07
that. Law just wasn't I guess she got there and it just wasn't her
23:11
passion in life. I don't know, if you want to degree in child
23:17
psychology, you just have three and three years and you know, the little
23:18
shits are crazy. They're crazy anyway, so a so buttons on your underwear.
23:29
Jonah had always this is true, were running our own little experiment in
23:34
a little asylum over ye, and we're actually yes. Jonah had always Oh.
23:41
I already said that Jonah always loved children, so she fuck God,
23:48
she ended up so fuck Why can't I stop saying that? She ended up
23:56
moving back to Tennessee to pursue her degree at the University of Tennessee at Noville.
24:00
Now, while in Michigan, Jonah actually fell in love and became engaged
24:04
to a young man who was also attending law school. The decision to move
24:07
back to Tennessee was hard on them, but they continued. They decided they
24:11
were going to continue the relationship. They spoke on the phone every night,
24:15
saying that they even spoke until Jonah would fall asleep. It was all sweet
24:18
and romantic and stuff. I mean, that's what happens when you don't actually
24:22
physically see each other every day, you actually like each other. Stuart,
24:26
I can relate Jonah. She moved into an apartment in Knoxville with an old
24:33
classmate and friend from undergraduate school named Jason A. Yamie. Now, she
24:38
was just renting a room in his apartment until she decided where she wanted to
24:41
live. He had a girlfriend that she was friends with so it wasn't any
24:45
type of love interest or anything like that, no love triangle. He was
24:51
just a good friend in a roommate. On December sixth, two thousand and
24:56
four, Jason enters a convenience store covered in blood, yelling for someone to
25:00
call nine one one. The convenience store worker looks at this fella and he's
25:03
like, oh shit, and he calls nine to one one reporting that a
25:07
man had come in covered in blood, saying that he had been stabbed and
25:11
that he needed help. Yeah, these are the things that are straight of
25:15
a horror movie. Jason gets on the phone with nine one one tells them
25:19
that he awoke to being stabbed in the chest and that he was able to
25:22
escape, but his roommate wasn't. And when they asked him about his roommate,
25:29
he said that he didn't see her, but he could hear her screaming.
25:32
Can you ever sit when you're by yourself and think about if someonere to
25:34
show up at your door bloodied or needing help with how you respond. I
25:41
think guys think about shit, like all these situations like that constantly. Did
25:48
you really we think about like what do we do if this car runs this
25:52
red light. Just like all these scenarios where bad shit's gonna happen. I'm
25:56
the one that's always telling you, oh my god, the child's gonna fall
25:59
in his throat, gonna get slashed, all the things going to happen start,
26:03
So we need to we need to. Yeah, Stuart is the worst
26:06
case scenario with these children. I'm like, oh, just let him fall,
26:08
and he's like, oh no, they could fall and then that spoon
26:11
can hit that way, and then it's gonna and then and that's how the
26:18
child's eye ended up in the blender. Officer, yes, this too goes
26:22
down the path, but anyways, So Anyway tells him that he's barely able
26:29
to escape himself, and he was unable to check on her or a helper
26:33
before he ran out of the apartment. Police arrived at the apartment and upon
26:38
entering there, they find Jonah near the front door of the apartment building.
26:44
She was face down and covered in her own blood, and at this point
26:48
she was still breathing, but she had several stab wounds all over, including
26:52
her head and her back. They quickly get her to the nearest hospital,
26:56
but unfortunately she would soon die. After a arrival an autopsy would later reveal
27:02
that she had been stabbed twenty six times, but had not been sexually assaulted.
27:07
Meanwhile, Jason is being treated at the hospital as well. Now,
27:11
he suffered nine stab wounds, but all were superficial. He had one severe
27:15
cut across his right hand ring finger. Now, while processing the crime scene,
27:21
police found that there were no signs of forced injury. They found blood
27:25
on the front and back doors heading out of the apartment. They also found
27:29
blood on all of the apartment doors down the hall of Jonah and Jason's apartment
27:33
building. So it appeared so again Jesus. It appeared that she had tried
27:38
to get help by knocking all the apartment doors as she made her way to
27:41
the front door of the building, but no one had answered any of her
27:45
knocks or her cries or whatever because it was the early hours of the morning,
27:52
like five, five thirty or whatever. But it's basically she'd been stabbed.
27:56
She's able to make it out of their apartment, but it's an apartment
27:57
building. There's just blood. I mean, it is a horror movie.
28:02
There's just blood on all the doors leading up and trying to finally get to
28:04
the front of the pack pushing on them, trying to yeah as much strength
28:08
as she had, she may not been able to hit the door hard enough
28:11
to wake people up if it was five point thirty in the morning. So
28:17
they recovered the murder weapon at the scene. It was a kitchen steak knife
28:22
and it had Jonah had been stabbed so hard with the kitchen knife that it
28:27
was actually bent. And then on the knife blade there was a fingerprint.
28:32
However, after further examination, it was just too blood smeared and it was
28:36
only a partial print, so they couldn't They took a photo of it,
28:40
but they couldn't really use it to run any type of FBI databases or anything
28:44
like that. They did, however, find a partial shoeprint in blood on
28:48
a piece of cardboard in Jason's room. Now this print was able to be
28:52
submitted to the FBI, where they ran it against a database of over thirty
28:56
thousand shoeprints called the Soul Searchers. What it was called s O L E.
29:02
Yes crazy. I know that the FBI agent's to be that creative.
29:06
I wonder if I had to sit there and put this together. I wonder
29:10
if they make every they do all kinds of stuff like all that. Whenever
29:14
they find bombs with electrical components, they got to cross reference those and then
29:17
they got no. I'm saying, I wonder if every time Nike or Rebook
29:21
or whoever makes a shoe, they're required to send in a print to the
29:25
FBI. You think that's happening, because how else would they get them all?
29:29
I mean, they don't have a thing they get to go out and
29:32
buy new shoes. Yeah, I bet they say, okay, a Nike,
29:36
every time you buy make a new shoe, you have to send us
29:37
a print of it so we can put in our soul search for database,
29:42
just saying, like I said, this, this doesn't actually match a person,
29:47
but just matches the shoe type is what they're they're trying to match with
29:51
this. While of this is happening, looking for the type of shoe and
29:55
the FBI database and everything, the police start looking in to who might have
30:00
wanted to hurt Jonah, see if she had any enemies anywhere. Yes,
30:04
Now, while they're speaking with Jonah's parents and friends, they find out that
30:07
she had no enemies, which is weird. I thought we all had an
30:11
enemy somewhere. Oh, you have an enemy yes, I know the enemy
30:17
is in the house now. She was generally who described her as generally a
30:22
nice person, like I typed, I typed that, Stewart, no one
30:30
said that about her. I'm just saying she in general, she was a
30:33
nice person, and now I'm probably generally a nice person depending on who you're
30:37
talking to, not Stuart but other people in the world. Yes, you
30:41
can. You're like, Oh, people don't work like me. I don't
30:44
know why. I'm like, I don't either. What kind of bullshit are
30:48
you telling them? I do say, that's just your said. I'm pro
30:51
popular at work. People always coming over my desk and coming to talk to
30:56
me, and I don't go like people always seeking me out and not the
31:00
other way around. And I don't know what's going on. I'm real good.
31:03
Everybody likes me there. And he's like, I don't know what kind
31:08
of bullshit you're spinning up there. Pretty much, so, she was generally
31:17
a nice person, and they found that no one had a reason to want
31:21
to harm her. They learned that she did have a fiance, but the
31:23
relationship, from what was told to them, was a good one. The
31:27
fiance was also confirmed to be hundreds of miles away in Michigan at the time
31:33
of the attack. No hire for murder motive popped up either, So yeah,
31:38
there would be no reason. They were just engaged. They weren't even
31:44
married. There's no child custody or alimony. There's no reasons to kill Stuart.
31:48
Oh wait, there are, but you can't because you need a babysitter.
31:53
Oh so you're a baby, So you're gonna be one of those dads
31:56
that says there are babysitters to babysitting. Oh, well, you're gonna get
32:00
in trouble on the internet. Oh you've been what is it? Canceled?
32:07
Cancel Stewart, cancel us because someone, you know, someone turned off this
32:12
podcast. Whenever we said we lost the foster Dogs and were laughing about it,
32:15
someone got so pissed off their like because they're just trust me, we
32:20
wouldn't be laughing about the Fostrugs. We won't even told you about it.
32:24
We would have not spoken of it because it was just I couldn't even believe
32:27
we lost them. Anyways, But they're back. They're back looking at potential
32:31
suspects. Police were immediately suspicious of Jason and his injuries and his supposed story
32:37
of what happened. It seemed odd to him that he only suffered superficial wounds
32:44
while Jonah was so severely attacked and twenty six stab wounds compared to nine and
32:51
her nine superficial. Yeah, nine superficial and hers were not superficial. The
32:54
cut on his right hand finger grabbed their attention as well. They thought it
32:59
looked like it could have occurred if Jason was carrying out the attack himself and
33:04
his hand slipped on the knife while he was stabbing her, and his hand
33:07
slid down the blade and he cut his own finger on the murder weapon.
33:12
Now, this is a common injury that happens during a knife attack, and
33:15
the crime also seemed to be one of passion. With Jonah being stabbed so
33:20
many times, it seemed like the person that was taking out their rage on
33:23
her for possibly something they felt she had done to them, like rebuking romantic
33:30
interest of some sort. Yes, so they thought maybe Jason, even though
33:34
we had a girlfriend and all this stuff he's singing, had had the hots
33:37
for Jonah and she just like, oh I got a fiance, Michigan,
33:40
I don't like you, No, get off my career and then he went
33:45
into a rage and killed her. Yeah, so after he cupt. So
33:51
after recover from his injuries, Jason agrees to talk to police and walk them
33:55
through his actions. That day, they go back to the apartment and Jason
34:00
tells place he had been at the gym earlier that day and he'd come home.
34:04
The door was locked, he believed. He you know, it's what
34:07
the door being locked is one of those things, especially at their age,
34:10
like I would notice if the door door was a locked, like, oh
34:13
my god, we almost bad things almost happened. But at that age,
34:16
if the door was unlocked, he probably wouldn't even have registered it. But
34:21
he believes it was locked and that he used his key to get in.
34:23
He went to bed around midnight that night, and he set his alarm for
34:28
five thirty. He said he was in a which is crazy. I can't
34:31
even imagine going to bed at midnight and being up at five thirty. Not
34:35
anymore, No, supposed to be a normal he said. He awoke to
34:38
hear Jonah screaming, and that is when he was attacked by the killer.
34:45
Initially, he thought he was having a nightmare because he was he this has
34:49
been something he'd had before he slept, walk sleept, walk, sleepwalked,
34:53
walked in his sleep, did some sleepwalk in himself, hit some sleepwalking himself,
34:58
and had nightmares before. So he's just in this. You know,
35:00
when you're in that deep sleep and you wake up and you don't even know
35:02
where you're at and everything, you're just I traveled a lot for work,
35:07
and we used to wake up in hotels and I'd just be like, where
35:10
the fuck am I. One time, I remember panicking because the fire alarm
35:14
went off in the hotel room and I had That was the first night i'd
35:16
been there, and I guess I was in, you know, they put
35:21
me in like a handicap room or something, and not because I requested.
35:25
I guess it was only one available. And there was this red light on
35:29
the thing, and I think it was some sort of button for something or
35:32
another. And I remember waking up with the fire alarm and I panicked,
35:36
something, there's button, so you pushed the emergency button. But it wasn't
35:42
It was the fire alarm. The fire alarm was going off in the hallway.
35:45
I don't know why there was no fire, but I just wake up
35:50
and just started But I had honest to God, thought it was your alarm,
35:53
and you were no clue where I was at all. There was another
35:59
story about a boat, but I won't tell that one anyway, so I'll
36:04
do tell I remember I was on that boat and I woke up because the
36:07
phone rang, and I fell out of the bed. Because the boats have
36:13
the the boats have the beds with the high thing like a toddler bed,
36:20
so you don't roll out of it. I guess sleep. I severely interest
36:24
my leg in that debacle. I had no clue where I was. I
36:30
travel a lot for work, and there was a lot of it was sleep
36:31
deprivation, and so I would wake up and I wouldn't know where I was.
36:36
It was very reminiscent of college days, so I'm kidding. Stewart got
36:45
no all right, So he quickly realized this is not a nightmare, that
36:51
he's not having a dream. So the man he shoves him into the wall,
36:54
and then he ended up on the bed where the attacker began was hovering
36:58
over him and trying to stab him. Jason was able to kick the man
37:00
off of him long enough to get out and run out of the apartment.
37:04
This is why he wasn't able to go check on Jonah because he barely escaped
37:07
himself. This was all he can allegedly. Allegedly, police asked Jason to
37:13
take a polygraph test, which is pointless but whatever, and he agreed that
37:19
it was not pointless, but he greed to take the polygraph test. During
37:22
the polygraph test, a polygrapher did that. Learned that that was a new
37:29
thing. I learned, is that what it? No? The thing kept
37:31
saying, I was spelled that wrong, So I'm not sure if that's a
37:35
polygrapher. I think it's polygraph. Oh, I'm just realizing this right now.
37:42
Whenever I was typing this, I kept calling him polygrapher. I thought
37:45
that's what they said. I said he was a polygrapher, I guess.
37:50
But but pages or whatever a word. The Apple version of the Pages said
37:54
that this was not a word. They kept trying to change it to polygraphed.
37:59
So I'm not sure polygrapher because it sounds like calligrapher is a word.
38:04
I think it's I think it's the polygraphic examiner is the actual word. But
38:08
we can call him a polygrapher. So anyway, he told Jason he didn't
38:14
pass, which seems odd. Why would the guy tell him he didn't pass.
38:17
That's not his job. Yeah, as we will find out, it
38:22
gets even worse. So this made Jason angry and he began yelling at the
38:27
polygrapher, which you spelled correctly here, saying that he bold but not according
38:31
to pages it said it was wrong. Well, maybe Apple is behind the
38:35
times. So Jason was saying, he volunteered to do this, Why would
38:42
he do it if he was guilty? That wasn't his exact words. Not
38:45
Let's not make him sound like a dumbass. That was my typing. Well,
38:51
he was angry. He was screaming at the guy. Words were flying
38:53
out of his face. Hole. They were getting into it. They were
38:55
they were in a tiff as as you would say. So this didn't help
39:01
Jason's case at all. While they're focusing on Jason, the FBI soul searcher
39:06
came back with a match for the type of shoe. It was a faded
39:09
Glory gannon shoe sold at Walmart. Did I don't know if they self faded
39:14
Glory anymore. That was an old Walmart brand. I think they've all upgraded
39:17
to moved on from that. True time and true and I have no idea,
39:22
scoop and all that stuff. Well, this gave the police a direction
39:28
to go, but it did not narrow down the suspects very much. They
39:31
also ran DNA from the blood samples from the apartment, and in this they
39:36
found blood from Jonah, blood from Jason, and blood from an unknown male.
39:40
The unknown male's DNA did not come up with a match in the CODA
39:45
system. With this new information, they started treating Jason as a witness rather
39:50
than a suspect. He gave a description of the killer and they created a
39:54
digital sketch of him. So they probably lost a lot of information by treating
40:01
him like a suspect for so long, instead of getting his information and treating
40:07
him like an actual victim in the crime. You know, they could have
40:12
got this sketch out sooner. Well, they'd treat me like a suspect of
40:17
something happened to you. You were a suspect, Stewart, You're definitely a
40:21
suspect. Oh you're suspect. You're suspect. So he gave them a description
40:27
of the killer, which they created a digital image from. He described him
40:31
as a white male one eighty pound ish five eight ish and in his twenties
40:37
with pecan shaped eyes? Is that pekan or pecan? Well, we're I'm
40:44
from it's pecan. We were watching So I was watching. I like to
40:47
cook and stuff like that and bake, and you know, as the basic
40:52
bitch than I am, Yes, Stu said. Whenever we picked up my
40:55
tailor, so I bought so I bought the Torture the Tortured Poet Society or
41:02
Department vinyl. But I had to order it, it had to come in
41:07
the mail. So I but I bought Lover and I did it as a
41:10
pickups. When we went by to pick it up or whatever, Stu said,
41:14
looked at the tag where it says your name at the target pick up,
41:16
you know, and he said, because it says my name or whatever.
41:20
He's like, Oh, it's his basic bitch, right. Well,
41:23
this basic bitch ordered another vinyl. I'm gonna go pick it up tomorrow,
41:27
especially with my iced coffee. Stewart probably trying to get a PSL in April
41:32
too. No, I don't like PSLs. I do like a cold foam
41:37
pumpkin. Cold foam though, Jesus, Mary and Joe. So No,
41:42
there was a reason I was saying that, and I can't remember what it
41:45
was. What were we talking about. Oh, we were watching The Barefoot
41:50
Contessa. I was I had put it on. The children were loving it.
41:54
They're watching the cooking. My daughter watches me cooks. She's like cooking,
41:58
baking everything. And she said pea can And Stuart said, I can't
42:04
take anything this woman. He said, everything she does now is invalid because
42:08
she said she called it a peacn she's from sag Harbor. And then he
42:15
started getting on the whole thing about her, saying barefoot and testa. And
42:17
then he's like, I can't I can't think about eating anything she cooks because
42:21
she said she's barefoot. What the fuck? Well she probably got some probably
42:27
need her damn feet. Scrab Well, I do too, and sometimes I'm
42:30
barefoot in the kitchen. You want me knocked up barefoot in the kitchen.
42:32
You seem to manage to do it quite a few times. You've been pregnant
42:37
or whatever for the last three years, yeah, or what mean whatever?
42:42
Postpartum where I want to stab you? Like now, well, I'll try
42:47
and be less sexy so you keep it. If I like, like Taylor's
42:51
have said, I love you, you're running my life. No, she
42:55
said, I love you, it's running my life. But her best life
43:00
line is that everyone can really all women can relate to. Is I cry
43:06
a lot, but i'm or what did you What did she say? Uh?
43:12
I don't know. I was not. It's late, guys, I've
43:16
she says. So she's talking about she's talking about I can do it with
43:22
a broken heart. Anyways, she said, she said, I cry a
43:25
lot, but I'm productive. It's an art. Yeah, I cry on
43:32
the inside. Stoo every time I see you wear those pants. Wow.
43:38
Anyway, back to our story. What's the features were input? Jason signed
43:46
off on, I cry a lot, but I am so productive. It's
43:50
an art. That's the thing, you know. You know I have to
43:52
sing a couple yes, you know how you have to sing a couple of
43:54
lines of a song beforehand so that you can get into that. I didn't
43:59
google it. I didn't have time to google it. Did you bang it?
44:01
No, I A'm being it. It's not nineteen ninety two or what.
44:07
Bing is still a thing? Okay. Once the features were input,
44:13
Jason signed off on the image created and that was sent out to the media.
44:17
As for Jason, failing the polygraph. The polygrapher actually read the results
44:23
wrong and Jason had actually passed. This guy sucks at him. You know
44:29
why, it was because he's a polygrapher and we actually needed a polygraph examiner.
44:32
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, so the guy got into a big old
44:37
argument, like verbal argument. They even checked this guy's credentials before he went
44:44
in there, because it does seem I don't think you're supposed to talk to
44:45
him. No, you just take the test, you give the results to
44:49
the detectives, and you go on about your day. Yeah. So he
44:52
tells the guy it failed, gets in an argument with him, and then
44:54
he read the results wrong. This is like that time. Do you remember
44:58
several years ago, never they had that the sign language interpreter for I think
45:06
it was Barack Obama, And it wasn't actually a no, he wasn't.
45:10
He was just up there making hand. This is this is that guy,
45:14
but in a polygraphic examiner. He's a polygrapher, that's exactly. What have
45:20
They never checked his credentials and he's just out there just doing his own He's
45:23
like, no, actually I work at the burger king down the street.
45:28
Yeah, pilot on my next plane'll probably be like, yeah, no,
45:31
just put on the uniform show yep. They continue to push the photo in
45:36
description out to the public while filding tips every day. They finally received a
45:40
tip that seemed promising. A nineteen year old nineteen year old named Michael Percival
45:46
match to match to the description. Can you read or what now? I
45:52
can't Steward. We started this way too late. That's twelve thirty now it's
45:58
twelve had only two miles from Jonah and Jason. Michael was a known criminal
46:04
involved with burglaries and crimes of type that nature. Nothing you know, more
46:10
serious than that. Michael did have the same type of shoes in his home,
46:15
however, But I mean, let's face it, the faded Glory Gannon
46:17
was the basic bitch shoe for the Brokeast Mail at that time period. You
46:24
know what I'm saying, probably ten thousand or whatever logo keys that they were
46:29
selling at the time out there too. Yeah. So when they brought him
46:32
into custody, he admitted to being there while Jonah was killed. So now
46:37
they're onto something like, oh god, he actually could admit, Yeah,
46:39
we got it. He tell police he had forced himself in the apartment with
46:43
another person with a crowbar. Now this automatically red flagged for the police because
46:47
they knew that there was no signs of force entry. So he's something's being
46:52
made up. At this point, things were not matching up to the crime
46:55
scene, and so they're starting to think that Michael is falsely confessing to this
47:00
crime just get himself in the limelight. Yes, Apparently he had a reputation
47:05
of wanting to do to be like that. That's his way of instead of
47:10
writing an album about an X when we thought it was going to be about
47:15
Joe, but it actually is about a guy named Matt, Like who the
47:19
fuck? You know? Anyways, how long as it wasn't about me,
47:23
So instead of doing that, he apparently this was his claim to thing he
47:29
later tells. So they run the DNA to match up with that unknow mail
47:32
it doesn't match, which they were already starting to think. This isn't this
47:36
isn't working's ship. Yeah, this isn't working out. Let's you know,
47:40
move on to Travis Kelsey. Anyways, he later tells police he made it
47:45
up, and they let him go and they went back to investigating, which
47:49
I wrote investing. Wow, this will come in handy on your little less
47:54
mess. Whenever you read that. How many have to record? Let him
47:59
go to investing in cryptocarey if I ever record, I will record those again,
48:04
but it'll read. He later tells, please, he made it up.
48:07
They let him go and he went back to investing like he's a stockbroker.
48:15
Anyways, thank you. We're going to fast forward two years before police
48:20
received another solid tip and anonymous person called in saying that they believed a twenty
48:24
two year old by the name of Taylor Olson any relation to Taylor Swift.
48:30
Debby match the frings me up to Taylor Swift. No, I'm kidding.
48:35
I won't do it again. Taylor was known for breaking into vehicles, but
48:37
nothing major. They speak to Taylor and he denies involvement. However, they
48:42
continue talking to the family and friends and his whereabouts during the murder. They
48:47
ask if he owned the gan and shoes from Walmart, and both his mother
48:52
and ex girlfriend said he used to wear a pair like that. I don't
48:55
know how badd he pissed his mother off that She's like, yeah, some
49:00
differen is. She could have been making it up. We don't know,
49:01
but the mom's like, yeah, he definitely that he's a murderer, and
49:07
he has terrible taste in shoewear. It seemed like she was a little upset.
49:10
And the video that I watched whenever he was in there right after his
49:14
confession, and she's like, oh, I love you. Oh well,
49:17
that's what they all say. Start they have to. They know they're being
49:22
recorded. Now with enough evidence against him, they are able to obtain a
49:25
DNA sample. They run it against the killer sample and it is a match.
49:31
They were quite surprised that they had found him. I don't know why
49:36
your cops investigating a murder. I guess well, they'd already had the false
49:39
confession and all that stuff, and to actually have the DNA match with only
49:46
going off like oh he's had the shoes and all that stuff like that.
49:50
So they came up with it. They did it too, and they're surprised.
49:57
Well, maybe they're not very good cops. We don't know, maybe
49:59
they never solve anything. And I was like, oh shit, we actually
50:02
into one, unlike Taylor Swift, who always puts out a great album.
50:07
So in September two thousand and seven, he was arrested for the murder of
50:10
Jonah, and in the attack on Jason, they found he had scars on
50:15
his hand from where it appeared to be a knife, so that he probably
50:19
did have that knife slippage injury that they said that Jason had, but he
50:23
actually had it. Eventually, Taylor admitted to being in the area and then
50:28
finally said he entered the apartment through the back door, which was unlocked.
50:31
He said he went into Jonah's room and that she attacked him with the knife.
50:37
That was what he said. He's telling police, like, I went
50:39
in there. I was just mine of my own business, going in this
50:44
unlocked door looking for some car because he wanted to steal a car. And
50:49
yeah, so there's did he know, But he initially made it sound like
50:52
I just went in here, I walked into her room and that she attacked
50:57
me, Like it's her fault. Well she will, They don't know if
51:00
she was like sleeping with the knife under her pillow because she was afraid somebody
51:04
was going to break in. And then oh, that's what he is saying.
51:07
He's saying that he didn't well, the knife came from the block in
51:10
the house. That's why they thought it was old Jason. Yes, Stuart
51:15
let me finish my part. Okay, Oh your part has no you're you're
51:21
jumping on my part. Okay. Again, Basically, he's saying that Jonah,
51:29
he went into Jonah's room and she attacked him with the knife, and
51:32
he said he wrestled the knife away from her and then freaked out and began
51:36
stabbing her. And he said that he believed that Jonah was sleeping with the
51:38
knife. So basically he's blaming her for why she got killed and that he
51:44
just basic he basically had to protect I was just tear robing the place and
51:47
some girl tried to kill me, so I had to defend myself. Yeah,
51:51
but police aren't buying this story. They believe that he grabbed the knife
51:53
as he entered the unlocked apartment looking for items to steal. He was then
51:59
confronted by and that's when he began stabbing her to death. He then was
52:02
confronted by Jason, who had come out of his room and stabbed him as
52:07
well. Now, he continued to tell the media that it was an accident,
52:09
like he's just he's saying, I asked, I mean, I don't
52:13
know how he accidently stabbed someone twenty six times or whatever, and then the
52:15
other guy nine times. However, Taylor would never go on on to trial.
52:21
He ended up paying himself in his jail cell in March of two thousand
52:23
and eight. And now, in his suicide note, he tried to place
52:28
the blame on another guy named Noah Cox. Yes he did. Who.
52:32
Yeah, there's a thing that he said that in his suicide letter he said
52:38
that he was there, but he freaked out and left, and that Noah
52:44
did all the stab and but how did his DNA end up? Well,
52:49
the police said that they only found his DNA in there and his blood.
52:54
No, but I'm saying he's lying, he continued, lying, he led
52:58
in his suicide He can't even come clean. There was that guy that murdered
53:01
that that the mom and the daughter, and he came clean on his deathbed.
53:06
I mean, this is you're doing a suicide note. You might as
53:07
well just come clean with it all. What are you gonna Your mom doesn't
53:10
even like you. She turns you in for the Gannon shoes. She said
53:14
he's got terrible taste and he wears these shoes anyway. So that's our story
53:19
for this week. Stude, do you have anything to add? Do anything,
53:23
Taylor Swift related, anything Foster Dog related. No, you spent twenty
53:30
minutes talking about Taylor Swift and Foster Dog, so I think you've got it
53:35
covered. Okay, Well, no, I could go on. I'm sure
53:37
you could go on. I mean we're at the end now. I mean
53:38
if people listen to this shit, that's our own fault. Now, yeah,
53:43
yeah, this is true? All right? Wait? Oh wait,
53:46
we need a yell need Jesus. I got a yell need Jesus. Okay,
53:49
are you to us fresh out? Oh? I can't tell you.
53:52
You're gonna have to guess it. Okay, unless you've heard this headline already,
53:55
unless it's Florida. Oh god, no one, hell of a stop
54:00
it Florida, Jesus, Mary and Joseph. We're going to leave us the
54:05
five listeners we have left? Did you know you're okay? I won't sing
54:12
it. It's a great song, though, you guys to check it out.
54:14
If you like Florence and the Machine. She's on there. Everything's good,
54:16
you know, if you want to start there. It's basically an advertisement
54:21
for Florida because you can go there and drop the bodies in the swamp,
54:25
let them sink. Well, you do know that I heard of feral pigs
54:31
can eat a pedophile in like five or ten minutes, leave no trace.
54:36
Well, that's how that guy up there that the picked and guy up in
54:38
cal Canada, that's how he disposed of the bodies of the women he murdered.
54:44
He owned a pig farm, and so he would just feed the bodies
54:46
to the pigs, and there's no evidence of it that it ever happened.
54:52
That's a good way to do it. And if you've got a gator farm,
54:54
you can do the same thing. I feel like the gators leave a
54:58
lot of bits and pieces they might. Yeah, pig pigs really mow it
55:01
all down and then it gets it gets all mixed in with the slop in
55:07
the dirt. All right, So let's get to your y'all need Jesus all
55:10
right. Arrest made after blank State teacher finds cocaine and kindergartener's cubby at school.
55:21
What state would that be? The question is supposed to be Florida or
55:25
not Florida's Florida or not Florida. Taylor Swift song or not Taylor Swift song.
55:30
I would say not Taylor Swift song. Arrest made after Louisiana teacher finds
55:37
cocaine and kindergartener's cubby at school. That sounds like classy Louisiana, which part
55:43
though the coon asses the hill bellies up North party. Yeah, it's over
55:51
in New Orleans Baton Rouge area. It's definitely below eye ten. Bullshit you
55:57
think, well, I gotta be below I tend Why why you don't think
56:00
it's some bunky shit. No, it could happen in bunkie. I'm sorry
56:04
to everybody in bunkie Bunky Yeah, bunkie, Oh bunky Louisiana. I thought
56:08
it was called bunker. No bunky, Yeah, it's called bunker. That
56:15
didn't happen. And well there might be a bunker Louisiana too, I don't
56:17
I know there's a bunk. Well, this didn't happen in either one.
56:22
So coming to us from Hot one oh seven point nine, published April eighteenth,
56:28
twenty twenty four, by somebody by the name of Sydney wrote this story.
56:31
A Louisiana kindergarten teacher made a shocking discovery after one of her students checked
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out and returned fifteen minutes later. Checked out. Yeah, you know when
56:45
you get checked out of school, your parent comes checks out. Yeah,
56:49
so the kid got checked out, sending little Johnny to the office. His
56:52
mom's here to pick him up. Okay, So he comes back into the
56:54
classroom fifteen minutes later. Okay. The seven year old boy was checked out
57:00
by his mother, Marie Meggiazalaya from his Metarie Elementary school, in hopes of
57:07
removing four bags of cocaine from her son's booksack. So she either knew that
57:17
it was in there and accidentally sent him to school with it. I don't
57:22
know how she knew it was in his booksack. Whether she intentionally or accidentally
57:27
stashed the drug in there is still undetermined at the moment. However, when
57:34
she checked her son out of school, he had already removed the bags of
57:37
cocaine from his booksack and placed them in his cubby hole in his J.
57:44
C. Ellis Elementary classroom. She then Miss Zeleiah twenty five, dropped her
57:51
son back off at school with the hopes of having him retrieve the bags from
57:54
the cubby and placing them back in his school bag for her to recover when
57:59
she checked him out of school the second time. It is depressing in missus
58:05
Zeleiah didn't need some freaking Jesus, that's for sure. It was when the
58:08
seven year old started to remove the four bags of cocaine from his cuby hole
58:13
that his teacher noticed what he had in his possession. When his teacher inquired
58:16
about the bags, he said it was something mommy forgot. She immediately notified
58:22
school administrators. She was concerned one of her students may have brought in an
58:25
illegal substance to school. Here. I am worried about two foster dogs I've
58:30
had for five days, and this bitch is out here trying to contaminate the
58:34
entire kindergarten classroom. Yes, I mean her son could have gotten muled.
58:37
With her son muling drugs, He don't even know what he's doing, according
58:43
to the advocate. The Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Department responded to the call, where
58:46
they took the seven year old's mother into custody. She was then booked with
58:51
possession of cocaine with the tent to distribute, and cruelty to a juvenile involving
58:57
drugs. Detective Jeremy Boud said, the store we get in trouble for endangering
59:01
all the other children I know, right, He said the four bags contained
59:05
twenty eight grams of cocaine, not including the other four ounces Zaliah threw under
59:10
a vehicle outside when law enforcement arrived at the school. I can't believe they
59:15
only set her bail at one hundred thousand and believes they have enough evidence to
59:21
hold her because she was criminally negligent and intentionally exposed a seven year old and
59:25
the rest of his classmates two narcotics. So she needs Jesus today. Yes,
59:35
hopefully she'll find a little Jesus while she's waiting on her trial. Oh
59:37
please. They all find Jesus in jail, and then they quickly forget him.
59:40
Trust me, as soon as the judge goes. They ain't no revival
59:45
down in Pensacola. If they get out of jail. I've watched enough locked
59:49
up to see that they find a lot of Jesus in jail. It awards
59:53
them a lot of good time. Yeah, extra activities they get to go
1:00:00
do if they if they find real Plus, when they go to the parole
1:00:02
board, they can, yes, speak some passages from the Bible and pretend
1:00:07
like they're changed people. And then they go out and they do it all
1:00:12
again. They're back in jail that night. All right, well, that's
1:00:15
our episode again. I'm not going to apologize for the first twenty minutes it
1:00:21
is. I would tell you I think you need to, but then you'll
1:00:23
argue with show notes, and then you guys can decide what if you want
1:00:27
to pass it? Too late? Now? No, what do you mean
1:00:31
it's too late now that I'm recording it right now? Yeah, I'll put
1:00:35
in the show notes whenever I post it to skip the first fifteen minutes personalities.
1:00:40
Nobody's going to know that untill they get to this part of the podcast.
1:00:44
Damn, I should have read the show notes. Well, that's their
1:00:45
own fault for not being thorough. You should have had it should have been
1:00:50
a red flag. But all of a sudden, the episode became extremely long.
1:00:54
Whenever they've been shorter because apologies, they have become shorter because we just
1:01:00
frankly, it's either put out a shorter episode, or don't put in an
1:01:04
episode, or get one like every two months or something like that. Yeah,
1:01:07
we got to find a sweet spot with yeah, the three children,
1:01:10
because they don't usually give us time. No, we have to, we
1:01:15
have to. We've had to shorten our episodes a little bit, so not
1:01:21
as much. But this one's super long because people probably don't like airing us
1:01:24
talk anywhere, but I don't. They're cutting us off right now, so
1:01:28
that's why we need to get to the important stuff. Join our Patreon.
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be good about posting on Instagram and doing stuff like recipe. I just it's
1:01:43
one of those things that I just don't have the time. So you can
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follow us on Instagram or Facebook, but it'll probably mainly just be episode announcements
1:01:51
and then I'll still do book club each month and then occasionally something. But
1:01:54
yeah, I might start trying to post on Patreon a little bit more,
1:02:00
or maybe it's probably what I'll do. But anyways, we have that we
1:02:02
have to buy me a coffee. You can buy this basic bitch of coffee
1:02:06
tomorrow. I'm really into they opened up a seven brew here. It's not
1:02:09
really into that Falcons or something like that. No, that's not the season.
1:02:14
Stew We're in spring Well. You go to hobby lobby and say,
1:02:16
oh I saw a fall leaf. I need a pumpkin drink. You know,
1:02:21
I can't even go to hobby Loby anymore. It's like the checkout lines
1:02:22
take way too long to do anything. Plus I'm past my crafting stage.
1:02:28
I'm more into my baking phase right now. So that's where we're at.
1:02:34
Stew menopause or what. You know what, go fuck yourself, you know
1:02:43
what you come with, old ass balls. All right, we're too far
1:02:51
deep into this. We gotta go to bed, all right. So foster
1:02:54
dogs are safe. If anybody canceled us whenever I said we lost to foster
1:02:58
dogs and then I laughed about it, it's because we actually didn't lose the
1:03:00
foster dogs. We just did temporarily. But they are back safe. And
1:03:04
they just went for a walk, he went. We were busy, we
1:03:07
couldn't walk them there. They walk themselves. I told you, for all
1:03:09
we know, they do this every single night, the last five nights,
1:03:13
and we just didn't know about for all we know, because I mean,
1:03:16
I can't watch them all the time. We have a fenced in backyard.
1:03:19
I let them out to go potty from their kennels. The black black dog
1:03:23
is always a Knuckles is always loose because she's a good dog. Edgar has
1:03:30
started He started off being a free dog, but now he's big, he's
1:03:35
in lock up. Yes, he's insane. He wants to be in Gin
1:03:40
Pop with black Dog, but he's been tested out and it's not working out
1:03:44
for him, So all right, so I guess we will see you next
1:03:50
time. By everyone, say bye, Stewell. You know it's bad superstick,
1:04:00
it's shot buck, nothing else. It's working, and my hand it's
1:04:05
bringing it hurting, and I'm shake come. It's worrying bout things I can't