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The Hammerin Hank Show With Henry Ochs & Ryan Hoppe: Episode 52 · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  What up, Hammer and Hank? If I hit the opening,
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  would you be ready for the show? Yes, I am, buddy.
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  One second. You're listening to The Hammer and
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  Hank Show with Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppy. Wild
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  949, he the voice they need. Doghouse days, laying
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  down the cream. Too legit to quit, Hammond and
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  Hank on fire. Mike in hand, lifeline and wire.
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  Radio beast ain't showing no tire. Underdog champion,
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  always going higher. Wild like a wolf. What up,
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  Hammond? Hey, how are you? Hello, buddy. I'm
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  doing pretty good. How are you? Extremely good,
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  buddy. Too legit to quit, How's your week been?
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  I'm much less sleepy because I've been sleeping
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  in the last four days. It's really good. I've
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  been doing a lot of walking lately. You've been
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  doing a lot of walking? Yes. What type of walking?
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  Around the neighborhood. Do you talk to any of
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  the neighbors? Nope. I don't talk to any of my
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  neighbors either. The dog's barking. Be quiet.
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  You want to be quiet? I tell the dogs that dogs
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  need me to be quiet. So you tell your dogs to
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  be quiet, correct? No, the neighbor's dogs. Oh.
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  Shut up, dog! Yeah, no! Right? Yeah. How does
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  that go? Good. Does it work when you tell the
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  neighbor's dogs to shut up? I tell them to be
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  quiet. I tell dogs to shut up. Shut the fuck
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  up. You have the brain of a two -year -old. You
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  know that, right? Okay, buddy. You know dogs
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  have the brain of a two -year -old, correct?
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  Some dogs do. Some dogs don't. Well, we're going
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  to get into a disagreement about dogs. I think
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  cats are smarter. Mm -hmm. I think my dog, Marley,
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  is smarter. Marley is very smart. She takes care
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  of her daddy. If you want to leave us a voicemail.
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  That sounded creepy. 856 -494 - Six, seven, seven,
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  three. Hammer and Hank. DM me on Instagram at
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  DJ Hammer and Hank. Hammer and Hank? I want to
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  ask you, what is your radio memory of the week?
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  My radio memory of the week is when I first called
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  K &W back in 1975. What was that radio station
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  like? I won a contest. What'd you win? A Will
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  and Jenny's album. Who the hell is that? Will
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  and Jenny's is an old time country music singer.
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  Did you listen to that album a lot? Yes. Did
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  you enjoy that album? I enjoyed it. Did that
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  album give you a lot of good memories? Maybe,
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  maybe not. What do you mean? You got a free album.
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  It would give me good memories. Although it's
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  country music, so it wouldn't give me that many
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  good memories. Do you like country music? Nope,
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  I like pop and classic rock. That's why the memories
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  are not as strong as it could have been. Because
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  you don't like country music. Nope. What do you
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  not like about country music, Hank? Too repetitive.
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  I know you're a religious guy, so when I say
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  this, I'm not trying to trash religion, but it's
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  all about Jesus and beer. It's very strange.
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  I don't drink beer. Why don't you drink beer?
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  Because I'm on psychiatric meds. Me too, and
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  I drink even more than I'm supposed to. Have
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  you ever gotten drunk? What? Have you ever gotten
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  drunk? Nope. I mean, yes. A lot. Don't tell someone.
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  When I first started working in 1 -8 -4 -9, I
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  had to quit because of my meds. What meds are
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  you on? Aproposal. What else? Aproposol. Yeah,
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  any other meds? Too many to name, right? Like
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  you always say, too many to name. I also take
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  Flomax. Oh, yeah. I take Lenicta, Klonopin, and
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  Pristik, and then Risperdal to sleep, because
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  I'm crazy. I take Aproposol, Phenazine, and Topamax.
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  That's good. What was that newspaper ad you shared
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  for that radio station years ago? It was Kayla
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  Kinsale, right? Mm -hmm. They did a variety of
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  promotions and programming back in 1978. One
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  of them was called Nostalgia Hour. Nostalgia
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  Time. Were they playing, like, songs from the
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  50s then? 50s and 60s. Yeah, because that's that
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  time where it was 20 years prior. Hammer it,
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  Hank! Would you ever, if you had a million dollars,
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  I mean, I think it would cost a little more,
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  but would you try to bring back the radio station?
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  Yes. Why would I? Unfortunately, I wouldn't.
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  Why? Wait, wait, wait, wait. You wouldn't? I
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  can't afford it, actually. Hammer and Hank, I
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  just said, if you had a million dollars, hypothetically,
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  would you bring it back? I would buy the radio
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  station, bring back the format. Hammer and Hank.
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  I need to laugh. I just did a two hour and 42
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  minute happy hour. So I'm a little tired. But
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  I also sound energetic because I hide it and
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  I drink a lot of caffeine. Hammer and Hank, I'm
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  going to hit the music and then I'll point at
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  you when it's time for your jokes. Okay? Okay,
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  buddy. Let's go. Joke's sharper than a blade
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  Cuttin' through the saw Every second fire Humor
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  like a burn Tune in for the laughs Watch the
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  tables turn Hey, joke of the day Got us rollin'
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  on the floor Comedy go From the top to the corner
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  Hey, hey, what do you have? Legends on the air
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  What? Did I go to the gym today? Why? I can walk
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  in Look around Before I leave Before I peed early
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  How do you know you're getting older? How? When
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  you heard yourself sleeping. Every night. Why
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  did I train healthy this week? Why? Because I
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  forgot mozzarella sticks existed. You forgot
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  what existed? Mozzarella sticks. Oh, I love this.
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  Was it the same part of being an adult? What?
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  Finding a really good parking spot. It's the
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  best. Why am I bad at saving money? Why are you
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  bad at saving money? Because every time I open
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  a food delivery app, I suddenly think I'm rich.
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  Especially when I'm drunk, Hank. What's my favorite
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  part of the day? What? Taking my shoes off and
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  realizing I survived. That's me every day, buddy
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  boy. Why don't I chase women? Because I get out
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  of breath halfway through the parking lot. Why
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  do I love cancel plans so much? Why do you cancel
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  plans so much? Because staying home is undefeated.
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  Why was I excited to buy a vacuum cleaner? Why?
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  Because apparently that's what happens when you
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  become an adult. I just... Why did I go to bed
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  early and say wake up tired? Why? Because life
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  likes to keep things interesting. And the final
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  joke of this week, why did I check my phone so
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  much? Yeah. In case this important happens, which
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  it never does. I'll have it, Hank. You can't
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  hear it, but you'll hear it after. I have the
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  church music on. How the hell is church going?
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  How is it going with Jebus? I mean, Jesus. It's
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  going very, very, very good. We're still learning
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  the book of 1 Peter. It's going so good that
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  you were out of breath. What are you learning
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  about? Learning how to accept Jesus as your Lord
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  and Savior and also to be a better person and
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  to go to church more often and to enter out to
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  the congregation more often. I want to ask you,
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  Mm -hmm. What is your favorite part about Jebus?
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  I mean Jesus. Church, the music. Oh, yeah. What's
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  your favorite song? Hallelujah in the highest.
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  Lord, I lift your name on high. Lord, I love
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  to sing your praises. Oh, yeah. We got to sing
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  that church today. He gets the girls topless,
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  right? Not at all. 856 -494 -6773. Anything else
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  happening at church? That just about does it.
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  All right, Hammer and Hank, we are going to play
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  your national anthem. Mm -hmm. And then what
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  we are going to do is play your national anthem,
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  and then you're going to pitch to me where else
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  you want to do the national anthem. So let me
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  play it first, okay? Okay, buddy. Let me play
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  it. Thank you, buddy. Hank. I'd like to see the
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  National Anthem again, another Stockton Ports
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  game. Have you spoken to them about it? I'd be
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  invited to see the National Anthem at the Modesto
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  Roachers game on June 17th. One day battle the
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  Yuba Sutter Freebirds. If I can get one of my
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  buddies to drive me to Modesto and back. And
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  also the Downstate Giants. That is a mouthful.
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  Hammer and Hank, we've been recording for 11
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  minutes and 11 seconds. So we are going to make
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  that manifest and wish it for you, okay? Okay.
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  Hank, I am going to play the music. I will point
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  to you when I'm ready for pop culture trivia,
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  okay? All right, I only have one question this
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  week. It's all good. I got a few. But first...
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  Turn on the show with Henry and Ryan. My trivia
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  questions, yeah, no lying. Got my mind sharp
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  like a blade that's flying. They asking those
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  questions, got my brain frying. Hammer and Hank's
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  got the mic up high. Who had the BK record This
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  Old House back in 1955? Who? I don't know why
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  I said that. I'm stunned. Ah, Cher. Nope. Rosemary
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  Clooney, Buddy Cole, and his orchestra. I have
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  never heard of that. Hammer and Hank, what are
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  some PSAs you want to do in the future? I'd like
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  to do another autism PSA for a local radio station
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  in San Francisco. I'd also like to do a suicide
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  PSA and a lion PSA. Hammer and Hank, I want to
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  kind of showcase the best of Hammer and Hank.
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  So we're going to go to break real quick and
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  we're going to play your PSAs, okay? All right,
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  buddy. All right. The Hammer and Hank Show. All
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  right, now. Hello again. It's your favorite San
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  Francisco DJ, Hammer and Hank. a few facts about
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  autism. What is autism, you ask? It is a condition
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  that impairs the ability to communicate and to
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  socialize. People with autism have social impairments
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  and often lack the intuition about others that
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  many people take for granted. They often feel
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  that they are different. Autism can strike anyone
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  regardless of who they are. No medical detection
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  and there is no cure. I may have autism, but
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  I had a good life of having loving family and
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  friends, gaining college education, and by also
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  working as an entrepreneur. a radio personality
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  in the San Francisco Bay Area for many years.
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  Always remember the people who are autism want
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  the same things as you. Hello again. It's your
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  favorite San Francisco DJ, Hammerin' Hank. I
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  may look normal, but the truth is, I have a condition
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  known as autism. That's right, it's a condition,
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  not a disease. Fact is, autism can strike anyone,
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  regardless of who they are. People with autism
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  normally have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal
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  communication skills, social interactions, and
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  leisure activities. In a recent study, people
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  with autism are less likely to have a job and
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  more likely to become homeless. I beat the odds
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  by having loving friends and family, having a
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  college education. I have even worked in the
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  San Francisco Bay Area as an honorary personality
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  for many years. Always remember that people with
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  autism want the same things as you, to be happy
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  and successful. To find out more about autism,
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  please contact your local mental health center
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  or visit autismspeech .org. This is Cameron Hink,
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  and I appreciate your kindness. You're listening
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  to The Hammer and Hank Show with Henry Oaks and
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  Ryan Hoppe. Oh, my mic was off. Welcome back
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  to The Hammer and Hank Show. I am your co -host,
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  Ryan Hoppe, with the legend, Henry Hammer and
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  Ink. Hammer and Hank, not Ink. Oaks. All right.
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  Hammer and Hank. Cool, buddy. I'm Hammer and
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  Hank. Let's see what we got here on the prop
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  sheet. What is your celebrity dream date? My
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  70s dream date has to be a date with Olivia Ararigo.
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  She is a hot piece of ass. Where would you take
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  her out? To a baseball game. Oh, yeah, that's
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  what she's totally into. How do you think that
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  would go? What baseball game? What baseball game
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  would you take her to? Definitely Stockton Ports.
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  She would love that. Hammer and Hanks. We got
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  a ton of listener comments this week. Okay, buddy.
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  All right. Katie Kapir. Do you know her? Kathy
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  Adams? Yes, I do. I think the last time I saw
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  Hank, he was running past my desk in his underwear.
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  Do you remember that? Yes. What was that like?
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  I had to do a stunt. Mm -hmm. Okay. Canceled
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  Corey says, the man, the myth, the legend. May
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  the Beast says, God bless Hammer and Hank. 49er
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  Street Squad says, oh wow, my boy Hammer and
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  Hank, I love you. Your show's great. Thank you,
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  buddy. Who is this guy? It says here, from A
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  -N -T -E -B -B -A -N -T -E -B. Thank God. Does
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  anyone know whatever happened to Verinder? Who
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  is that? He was the one that did Seven of the
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  Sons of the Doghouse back in the day. And then
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  we got the Woody show that totally started talking
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  to you after I was doing the show. It says, get
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  it, Hank. And Life's a Struggle says, proud of
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  you, Hank. And there's about 20 other comments.
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  So you're very popular in the club. Cool, buddy.
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  Hammer it, Hank. I'm going to play the music
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  and I'll point to you when it's time for Buddy
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  of the Week, okay? All right. Let's go. Let me
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  turn it up in the club. Right now. Tune in to
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  the show. It's Hammer and Hank. Autistic genius
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  always keeping it dank. Henry Oaks on the mic.
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  Hot riding shotgun. Roll call for the buddies.
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  We just having some fun. Buddy of the week. Who
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  gonna get the crown? Hank bringing smiles. Shut
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  the haters down. On the airwaves. We breaking
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  the code. Streetwise vibes on this radio. Catch
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  the vibe with Hank. Who's your buddy of the week?
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  Definitely Christian Boss Who works with Modesto
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  Roasters Who invited me to sing the national
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  anthem At the June 17th game But I have to get
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  one of my buddies To drive me to Modesto and
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  back We'll figure it out Any other buddies in
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  the lake? That's it Alright let me hit the prick
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  of the news Straight out the dim lit Henry on
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  the mic what's this prick in the news fools thinking
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  they slick ryan got the scoop crew ready to expose
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  shots fire dodging pigs and the petty pros coppers
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  in the back hoppy with that verbal machete every
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  word a weapon cameras rolling y 'all ain't ready
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  keyboard warriors acting tough behind the screen
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  between the lines you get sliced like a deli
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  cheese who's your prick of the week Definitely
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  President Trump for being responsible for starting
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  this war with Iran in the first place and for
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  rising gas prices. He's a douchebag. Trump is
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  a prick. If you had a chance, would you slap
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  him across the face? Nope. I would not because
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  I would be charged with assault, but I'd also
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  be a legend. Hammer it, Hank. Anybody else on
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  your, you know. That does it. All right, Hank.
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  Is there anything else in the mind of Hammer
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  and Hank? Trying to get back into commercial
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  radio. Oh, my God. We always have this conversation.
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  I'm not saying it can't happen, Hank, but you're
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  actually doing your own brand. You're not having
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  to talk for seven seconds. You're not having
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  to deal with guys like Leroy Smith. You're free.
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  Hammer and Hank. You are on the radio. You're
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  on KCRA. You're on Hot 97 .7. You're doing this
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  show. And you are literally a commercial radio.
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  You're on one of the biggest shows in the country,
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  in the world. The Woody Show, buddy. Mm -hmm.
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  And you also affiliate with that douche. I didn't
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  say that. Graham and the JV Show. So you're doing
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  it. Cool, buddy. Anything else? That just about
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  does it. All right. Let me hit the music right
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  now. 856 -494 -6773. Let me hit this. Or you
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  can sign the DMs on my Instagram at DJ Hammer
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  and Hank. All right, Hammer and Hank, how do
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  you think the show went? Very good, buddy. Any
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  final thoughts? Never, never give up. Sign us.
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  Please keep doing what you do. Sign us off. I'll
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  talk to you real soon, buddies. Peace in your
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  hood. Bye, Hank. Bye, buddy. And there he goes
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  on Zoom. The man. The man. The legend. Checks
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  out. Yeah. Yo. Yo. Yo, yo, Mike Crackle, hammering
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  Hank on the tackle. Autistic mind sharper than
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  a bone chilling shackle. Henry Oates with the
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  hops, Ryan hop in the spot. Radio waves hitting
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  hard like a chef with the pot. Farewell, hammering
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  Hank, gotta close up the show. Legend in the
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  booth where the vibes used to flow. Autism warrior,
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  always running the glow. But all good things
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  gotta let the curtain go slow. On the dial, spitting
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  truth with his unique grind. Thoughts intertwined
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  like graffiti on the line. Ryan on the We'll
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  be right back. That's the ultimate. Farewell,
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  Hammer and Hank, gotta close up the show Legend
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  in the booth where the vibes used to flow Autism
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  warrior, always running the glow But all good
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  things gotta let the curtain go slow Radio, Jade
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  never ghosts, he a host with the sauce Henry
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