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Bernie Brittain - Let Me Do The Gag Russell Or I'll Put You Right Back On The Drive Shift. · Lisa & Russell

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  Speaker 1: National Tell an old joke day boom Tish Jeff on
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  Speaker 1: the text says, how does an auctioneer say goodbye when
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  Speaker 1: leaving for work? I'm going once, I'm going.
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  Speaker 2: That's very silly. Robin Alexander Hertz has the classic what
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  Speaker 2: do you call a three legged donkey or wonky donkey?
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  Speaker 2: What do you call a three legged donkey with one eye?
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  Speaker 2: A winky wonky donkey? These jokes are coming through so fast,
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  Speaker 2: I'm losing my spot on the on the text side. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: now let's go to Gary in Alchymos. Come on, make
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  Speaker 2: us laugh.
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  Speaker 1: Gary.
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  Speaker 2: What do you call the boomerang that doesn't come back?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is definitely thank you. Michael and Ellen Brook
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  Speaker 2: Morning Michael, Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry a little bit getting it, a bit of a
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  Speaker 1: bit of wind. I beg your pardon, sorry about that.
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  Speaker 1: I've got I've got a bit of a joke. Look
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  Speaker 1: before a goal, further before a galeny further, good.
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  Speaker 2: Morning, look, good morning, look, good morning, roof, good morning. Look.
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  Speaker 2: I heard you guys doing the joke bizo and I've
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  Speaker 2: got one from my childhood and my dad told me
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  Speaker 2: that I want I want to sap it before we
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  Speaker 2: go on isn't it great? Having having Russia?
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  Speaker 1: Is everyone?
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  Speaker 2: I came back there blast from the past, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 2: Bernie Brittain Bain.
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  Speaker 1: Now and affectionately known as Michael from allen Brook for
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  Speaker 1: taxation per.
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  Speaker 2: Now. Yeah, because now, but it's great heavy, isn't it great?
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  Speaker 2: With Rush? With russ we used to call him what's
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  Speaker 2: his face?
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  Speaker 1: Remember?
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  Speaker 2: We'd say, we go, God, do you hear a thing
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  Speaker 2: on on here? The other day he's he's fantastic. Russell
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  Speaker 2: and I. You see, Russy and I go back a
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  Speaker 2: very long way, don't we Rush? We do a very
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  Speaker 2: very long week. Well you know how far back? Do
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  Speaker 2: you know how far back we go?
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  Speaker 1: We?
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  Speaker 2: Russell and I suit? Russell and I let me do
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  Speaker 2: the gag. Russell, Lord, just you know, I'll put your
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  Speaker 2: right back on drive, son, right. Russell and I served
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  Speaker 2: together under Caesar in.
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  Speaker 1: The Roman garrison.
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  Speaker 2: Do you remember that forty nine BC?
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  Speaker 1: Mate?
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  Speaker 2: We used to guard the We used to guard the Colosseum.
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  Speaker 1: You remember that Russian?
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  Speaker 2: I do. We used to work security at the Colisseum
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  Speaker 2: back in forty nine and one of the meat Loaf
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  Speaker 2: play there. I remember because they asked geez they're old
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  Speaker 2: meet Low played there and they was in sage and
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  Speaker 2: of course their big hit at the time, Russ if
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  Speaker 2: you recall, was you took the Roman numerals right out
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  Speaker 2: of my mouth, which you know, they always were able
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  Speaker 2: to move with the times. They were got Jim Stein
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  Speaker 2: and what a legend, old legend routine. Oh look, you
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  Speaker 2: know I had I.
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  Speaker 1: Do have to but look, I know you've got a
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  Speaker 1: show to do, and I've got to talk at the visit.
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  Speaker 1: So let's let's do the joke.
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  Speaker 2: Can I do my jokey? Please?
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  Speaker 1: My dad Tommy this joke when I was a kid,
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  Speaker 1: and I reckon, it's one of the funnies I've heard
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  Speaker 1: in my life. I'm at the bar the other day.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sitting at the bar the other day.
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  Speaker 2: Across from me at the bar is van Go the paper.
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  Speaker 2: Van Go is sitting across from me at the bar.
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  Speaker 2: I said, I said, Van Go, I said, can I
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  Speaker 2: buy you a beer? And said no, thanks, I've got one.
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  Speaker 1: Ear.
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  Speaker 2: It's a pleasure, nah. It's be joined by the greatest
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  Speaker 2: teller of old jokes on National Old Joke Tay. Thank you,
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  Speaker 2: Bernard Bernie Bretton, Thank you so much. I haven't spoken
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  Speaker 2: to you. We left you many years and it had
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  Speaker 2: to be like this. Ah, God bless you and all
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  Speaker 2: of Sailor.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: You do a visit, hurry up, get over here. Thank
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  Speaker 2: you Michael from ellen Brook.
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  Speaker 1: We appreciate your you
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  Speaker 2: Get that my