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Fraud Friday: The Fruitcake Funneler w/ the Florida Girls · Scam Goddess

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  Speaker 1: What's poppin Congregation is your girl, Lacey Mosley aka Scam Goddess.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to an episode of Fraud Fridays, where we release
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  Speaker 1: older episodes from the Scam Goddess Bault. That's right, Fraud
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  Speaker 1: Fridays is where we bring back your favorite episodes from
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  Speaker 1: behind the paywall. Enjoy this episode from behind the paywall,
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  Speaker 1: and as always, stay scheming Scam, Come rob froll Scam,
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  Speaker 1: Come Rob Froll. Scam Goddess. What's popping Congregation is shag
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  Speaker 1: Girl Lacey Mouseley aka Scam Goddess. Yes, I name the
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  Speaker 1: show after me, and we're back with a very special
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  Speaker 1: edition of the show. Guys. I always say I'm excited,
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  Speaker 1: but I am super ecstatic, honey, for these guests. I
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  Speaker 1: have my cast members and very good friends from Florida
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  Speaker 1: Girls in the building. I will introduce them. So you
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  Speaker 1: went back when Henny starting with right across from me,
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  Speaker 1: what is up? It is Miss Patricia aka Patty Gougenheim.
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  Speaker 1: You've seen her obviously on Florida Girls. You can see
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  Speaker 1: her splitting up together. She's a groundling. Honey, Hey Patty,
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  Speaker 1: how are you?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I'm so good to be here.
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  Speaker 1: I'm happy here here, we finally did it. It's so
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  Speaker 1: hard to get everybody's schedules together, honey, everyone is so busy.
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  Speaker 1: Next next to Patty, we have Melanie Field. You can
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  Speaker 1: see my girl Melanie in the second season of You, Honey, Honey, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: playing Sunrise. I love me so Sunrise. That'sam And obviously
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  Speaker 1: it's Kaitlin on Florida Girls. And Patty plays Eric on
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  Speaker 1: Florida Girls. I should have said that too, And across
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  Speaker 1: from her is the Laura Chenny, creator and start Florida
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  Speaker 1: Girls and a very good friend of mine as well.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, Hi, how are you?
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  Speaker 1: How are you good? I fel like I'm glad this
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  Speaker 1: is a podcast shot because you can't see my own
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  Speaker 1: eyes A swell one right now. I just I use
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  Speaker 1: some face cream. But it's like expensive.
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  Speaker 3: Expensive doesn't mean you're not going to be allergic.
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  Speaker 1: No, my skin is very not hypo alogenic to money.
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  Speaker 1: I'm allergic to poor. I am very allergic to poor.
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  Speaker 1: Is that poor? No? It had to break me out,
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  Speaker 1: don't put on me. No, it's probably allergies. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I probably just need to change my pillowcase.
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  Speaker 4: That's how you know you don't have silk.
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  Speaker 1: No, I use a little because I don't like how
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  Speaker 1: like I have oily skins on the pillowcase that's silky
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  Speaker 1: because it'll like leave your face. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I recently learned that dust mites are like living things
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  Speaker 4: like I had Like I was like, oh, dust mites
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  Speaker 4: is just like a cute word for like little dust particles.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, no, they're mites. That means they're animals a.
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  Speaker 1: Little leg Yeah, and you never watch them like videos
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  Speaker 1: on the Discovery Channel where they like zoom into them
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  Speaker 1: real hard and then they walk around. I'm not your shit, no,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't want to.
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  Speaker 3: Eating your skin and your hairskins.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's nasty.
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  Speaker 1: And that's why.
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  Speaker 3: Now your mattress, they say, if you have a mattress
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  Speaker 3: for like ten years, it weighs like fifteen pounds heavier
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  Speaker 3: because it's filled with like your body and the bugs
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  Speaker 3: that eat your body while you sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Delicious guy has changed those mattresses. That's not a change mattress.
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  Speaker 3: It is a skin because I work for a mattress company.
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  Speaker 3: You did so, No, I'm just kidding.
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  Speaker 1: Flora plugs her mattress. You gotta buy a mattress, big match.
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  Speaker 2: She's really Larry that guy.
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  Speaker 1: What's all his relationships with scams? Like, have you ever
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  Speaker 1: been scammed? Have you ever been scammed?
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  Speaker 4: I own an Apple phone, so I feel like I
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  Speaker 4: feel like Apple is the biggest scam.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we talk about the Blue Texts ganggang. I'll
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  Speaker 1: never leave though, I know.
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  Speaker 4: It's the type of thing where like every time I
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  Speaker 4: go into the Apple store, I'm buying something new, but
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  Speaker 4: I'm aware being scammed at all times, but I'm not
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  Speaker 4: going to do anything about it. I'm not going to change.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not going to get the Samsung thing, even though
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  Speaker 4: they have Samsung stores now. The whole store for for
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  Speaker 4: it's like a full like the Apple store, but for Samsung.
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  Speaker 1: Who was in there? What kind of people?
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  Speaker 2: It was empty?
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  Speaker 3: Is it like a fact that Apple isn't as good
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  Speaker 3: as these other phones?
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  Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, there's operating so like it's almost like the MacBook.
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  Speaker 1: And then like the Windows operating system. There's a reason
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  Speaker 1: like why schools and a lot of places still have
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  Speaker 1: Windows operating systems because like for when you're doing work
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  Speaker 1: and stuff, or when you're opening spreadsheetster, when you're doing
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  Speaker 1: you know, that kind of work, it's just simpler and
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  Speaker 1: less conversion than if you have a MacBook and you
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  Speaker 1: have to use iOS programs. However, it's just sexier is
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  Speaker 1: the Babbage technology.
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  Speaker 4: It's like it's direct.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like I feel like it's you know, you
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  Speaker 5: can what's it called when you can like easily do things.
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  Speaker 1: Efficient use friendly friendly.
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  Speaker 4: But the scam of it is like you know, they're
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  Speaker 4: always changing the jack up or you have to get
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  Speaker 4: something new, or like I just got a new phone
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  Speaker 4: and it started acting up. So I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: it's just a bad one, and I brought it back
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  Speaker 4: to the store. I was like, this phone is acting up.
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  Speaker 4: I bought it two weeks ago. It's time for like,
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  Speaker 4: I need a new one. Change it out. And they
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  Speaker 4: asked me what was wrong with it. I was like,
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  Speaker 4: the screen's kind of weird, and well, they wouldn't give
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  Speaker 4: you a new phone. They just replace the screen. They're like,
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  Speaker 4: it's not the phone, it's like you need a new screen.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, I bought it two weeks ago. I feel
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  Speaker 4: like I'm well within the warranty. I should just get
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  Speaker 4: a brand new one.
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  Speaker 1: Damn they try to scam you. They use it. Oh
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  Speaker 1: damn use that warranty, especially if you have it. You
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  Speaker 1: got to use it, but they will try to like
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  Speaker 1: cheap you.
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  Speaker 4: Out, like ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man. The thing I hate about the most is
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  Speaker 1: like now that I get on airplanes, I have AirPods,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, how A supposed to hear the plane? Like?
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  Speaker 1: How am I supposed to hear the TV on the plane?
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  Speaker 2: To have an adapter, I have to have an ant.
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  Speaker 1: There's no adapter to a AirPod.
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  Speaker 5: You have to bring that little bink think and then
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  Speaker 5: you're not the hot the AirPod.
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  Speaker 1: But you have to bring your other Yeah. I was
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  Speaker 1: about to say, you can't AirPod it on the plane.
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  Speaker 1: There's no bluetooth. Yea.
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  Speaker 3: I have a laptop that's from twenty fourteen and they
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  Speaker 3: don't sell laptop cases for it anymore. So I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: I guess you have to make one make my own sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Every every industry has learned how to create middleman where
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  Speaker 1: there need be none.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, to do I mean here the scam of
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  Speaker 2: light bulbs.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, it's I don't need them.
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  Speaker 2: You don't need light because the sun goes scam.
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  Speaker 5: No, so like they created so light bulbs should like
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  Speaker 5: they were created first and they would work forever like
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  Speaker 5: a hundred years at a time, and they made them
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  Speaker 5: so that they would burn out. So you are having
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  Speaker 5: to buy light bulbs over and over and over again. Now,
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  Speaker 5: but they I mean, I guess LED is kind of
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  Speaker 5: in that now where okay, but the lighting is so
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  Speaker 5: bad with LED. But they originally started with light bulbs
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  Speaker 5: that would just like you would have one for your lifetime.
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  Speaker 1: That would be amazing. Could you imagine, Like going to
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  Speaker 1: get your light bulb is like a big deal, Like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: it's huge for my college light bulb.
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  Speaker 4: Light bulbs since.
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  Speaker 5: It's like a whole industry of like figuring out how
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  Speaker 5: to make things like break.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's what I feel like Apple's doing. It's like
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  Speaker 4: it's making it. Like I'm like I said, I my
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  Speaker 4: experience with scams is like I try to avoid them
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  Speaker 4: at all costs. Like I'm pretty savvy. I'm not going
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  Speaker 4: to fall into traps. I think I'm pretty good with that.
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  Speaker 4: But like Apple is a scam that I sign up for,
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  Speaker 4: I sign up for it willingly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and I don't read the contract. In fact,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get with Apples so I can get
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  Speaker 1: my own clauses up in there. Since everybody just signing
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  Speaker 1: their life away. Yeah, but you didn't read your Apple contract.
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  Speaker 1: I also have a clause yeah yes, and it means
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  Speaker 1: that you need to give me your kid me. You
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  Speaker 1: should have read it, yew it. Since you're the longest
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  Speaker 1: shining light bulb shone shown for one hundred and ten years,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. Wow, hundred and ten years, so
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  Speaker 1: they should technically outlive us. Wow exactly.
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  Speaker 4: But instead you have to buy one every couple of months.
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  Speaker 1: This is trash.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, trash.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we had a listener right in. Guys, if you
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  Speaker 1: have a scam that you've currently been duped with, I'm
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  Speaker 1: so sorry. I will laugh, but please share it with me.
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  Speaker 1: If you are running a scam that you've retired, like
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  Speaker 1: I say, I don't want to suck your bag up,
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  Speaker 1: email us at scam got uspot at gmail dot com.
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  Speaker 1: Today's listener letter comes from Roddy rich that's a fake name.
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  Speaker 1: If y'all know you know the box, y'all know Ridy Riches.
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  Speaker 1: No I in the box, I just get okay. Well,
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  Speaker 1: he currently has the album that is like competing with
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  Speaker 1: Selena Gomez. Is rare to be number one, so it's
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  Speaker 1: on top and like we're just streaming the box, streaming
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  Speaker 1: the box all day for for racism. Just Selena's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of racist, but we were still streaming the box.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding Selena.
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  Speaker 3: As far as we know now as of right now
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  Speaker 3: today to day, by the time this airs, she might.
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  Speaker 1: Be they might dig up a blog got community. She
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  Speaker 1: had a racism blog. What's your blog? What did she say?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: It was so long and full of so many racisms,
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  Speaker 1: well mostly black and brown people at ASI and.
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  Speaker 5: Old on.
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  Speaker 1: Let me see if I can pull it up real quick.
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  Speaker 4: I'm googling.
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  Speaker 3: She had a blog because she forgot to take down
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  Speaker 3: where she would go on racist rants.
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  Speaker 1: Oh when I say, sis was out here. Like if
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  Speaker 1: you were looking for a blog for on tumblr for
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  Speaker 1: racism specifically, like you would go to her. You'd be like, no,
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  Speaker 1: she's the biggest in the game, Like you need those
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  Speaker 1: racist means. It was a tumblr, yeah, tumblr blog? Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: but why she had to share her race thoughts? She
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: was trying to get friends together, was working overtime for racism.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, girl said, you should have took a break,
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  Speaker 1: Like this is you work too hard and a full
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  Speaker 1: singing career too. That's like a lot. That's a full schedule.
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  Speaker 1: But the Twitter gangsters, they had good movies at the girl.
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  Speaker 2: I saw her there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh so her her blog was called John three sixteen
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  Speaker 1: on Tumblr and she was retweeting things or reblocking things
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  Speaker 1: like these bucket said chicken, these little negroes watermelons. But
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  Speaker 1: that was just where it began. Why man, what is it?
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  Speaker 1: Just just like this is a photo of a white
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  Speaker 1: woman playing basketball holding some chicken, and then there's a
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  Speaker 1: black woman who's also playing basketball behind her really wants
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  Speaker 1: to chicken. Yeah, she replaced the chicken with the basketball
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  Speaker 1: with a chicken.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, I want to know if she did the photo
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  Speaker 3: shopping of that.
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  Speaker 1: If she did that, I would respect it more. Here's
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  Speaker 1: the one that was like a little black baby and
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  Speaker 1: pink that's supposed to say piglet, but it says okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it goes on forever.
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  Speaker 4: There's time that her apology that she issued was like
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  Speaker 4: says that she was sixteen. She was younger and ignorant
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  Speaker 4: at the time, and now it says I'm twenty two.
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  Speaker 4: Now I'm an adult and I've grown and learned.
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  Speaker 1: In six years. She got a black friend named Normani.
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  Speaker 3: Oh this is only six years ago.
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  Speaker 1: This is remember Temple run. This is run Nigga run.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, when I tell you it goes on
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  Speaker 1: forever and it's still up. Oh no, it's not up,
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: but there's a shop. Twitter is very petty, so someone
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  Speaker 1: screenshot her whole thing before she could take it.
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  Speaker 3: Down and they was there anything else on the tumblr?
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  Speaker 3: It was a just like her brand of racist humor.
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  Speaker 1: It was some Bible quotes, but it isn't you have
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  Speaker 1: to just do it?
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  Speaker 2: Three John three sixteen.
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  Speaker 1: Which if I'm not mistaken, is about like, yeah something. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's like God loved his God so loved the world
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  Speaker 1: that he gave his only bed and oh I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to hear I'm pretty but like, how are you Like?
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  Speaker 1: I was brought up in the Church of He's a
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  Speaker 1: very populus page. To bash is that what it is?
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  Speaker 5: What it is?
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  Speaker 1: May I.
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  Speaker 4: God, I never bought that he gave his only begotten son.
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  Speaker 4: You know, whoever believes in him should not perish.
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  Speaker 1: But to listen, church is a scam that I participated in.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus is like I look at religion like the casino. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so you gotta just put your money on everything. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean like if I go to heaven
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  Speaker 1: and ain't know Jesus. You know, I was always rocking
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: with the Judaeus, you know what I mean. So I
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  Speaker 1: believed in God and I got a little money on Jesus.
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: You know, got little money in the Christians think you
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: gotta put it everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta spread it a little higher investments scientology.
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  Speaker 1: See I don't know about the science. God they too
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  Speaker 1: knew this or not. Mohammad, but all he's got, you know, money,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in there, money. I agree, whatever happens, I'm ready.
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  Speaker 1: I'll play for all sides. I got all jerseys.
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  Speaker 2: I do that too, because I'm a Jew.
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  Speaker 1: And oh yeah, and you have a Christmas tree, you
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  Speaker 1: get a Christmas.
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  Speaker 2: And I get a Christmas tree. And I went to
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  Speaker 2: youth group, church stuff.
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  Speaker 4: I think all the time about the most like a
• 12:29
  Speaker 4: Christian would be if they like I did all this stuff,
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  Speaker 4: then they died. They went to the pearly gates and
• 12:34
  Speaker 4: they like walked up to the pearly gates and it's
• 12:36
  Speaker 4: like Jesus just isn't there. And it's like Mohammad or
• 12:39
  Speaker 4: who you know, whoever else.
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  Speaker 1: So when you chose wrong, it's like, well, that sucks
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: all because yeah, I mean God has said something about
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: not worshiping no of a god more than He, but God, don't.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody else is like the next.
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  Speaker 2: Wrong scar.
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  Speaker 1: God. Alright, guys, So we got a listener letter and
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: I said I was gonna call this Rody Rich. See
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: we're taking tangents. Y'all. Don't tweet me about these damn tangents. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: thank you so much. Oh do people do not like tangents?
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  Speaker 1: Some people don't like that. Stick to the scam. But
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  Speaker 1: the scam is is, y'all go here. Whatever I say,
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: y'all go here. So this comes from Roddy Rich. We're
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  Speaker 1: calling him high scam guidess. Please don't use my real
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  Speaker 1: name or any real names from this. I love it.
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: I love the beginning of an email that starts like that, anonymity.
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  Speaker 1: I want to warn your viewers, Oh viewers, Yes, hony,
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: I guess some people could be watching this about a
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: scam I nearly fell for, but thanks to your podcast,
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: I was on high alert for scams and words. Oh
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: wonderful bull. I'm glad, but you need to participate in
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: my scams. Okay, I'm gonna link you after this, so
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  Speaker 1: attach the screenshot from the email, So he says, suscreen
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: sus as well. So he says, I'm a teacher at
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  Speaker 1: a free paying school, and on our last day of school,
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  Speaker 1: I was teaching when I received an email seemingly from
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  Speaker 1: the principal. And then I read through the messages. I'll
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  Speaker 1: show those later. So I was slowly starting to freak
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  Speaker 1: out and wonder how I was going to be able
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  Speaker 1: to help this person. But then they had a typo
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  Speaker 1: and five Amazon Then they went one typo and five
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  Speaker 1: Amazon vouchers too far. Yeah, this south US. So at
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  Speaker 1: Christmas time in schools, you'll often get people getting prizes
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  Speaker 1: for hard work, et cetera. And his request was to
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  Speaker 1: buy something for someone. And it initially sounded plausible, but
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: as the typos and desperation slowly started to build up,
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  Speaker 1: I realized I was a mark. The scammer has searched
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  Speaker 1: our school's principal's name and found our staff email addresses,
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: made a fake Gmail with the principal's name, and emailed
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  Speaker 1: the staff. If only they had dedicated more lines, more
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  Speaker 1: time to learning basic English, I could have been fooled
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  Speaker 1: at a five hundred. Oh my god, is that I
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: have to say, I admire the dedication, and I believe
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: one day they will achieve something so.
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  Speaker 4: Ironic that it's for a school, like repaying school, which
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  Speaker 4: I would love to be someone to understand what that means.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, free paying like public. Yeah, but you understand that
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: they mean public because like from paying from so private
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  Speaker 1: schools you pay, but public schools you don't pay. Yeah
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: that's maybe they're in a different country, but wow, I
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: love that they're like, I admired this person. They just
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: need to work a little harder, get their grammarly up,
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: get on grammarly bruh, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: But I think that's because of you, because I think
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: what you're doing is you're like shining the light on scams,
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: but also you love a scammer, so that person's going
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: to be laving upset, but also like loving a.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: Things right, also like thank you for targeting me. I
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: can feel honored. So he said, I wanted to share
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: this to prevent the similar con on the congregation. So
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: they share some emails. This one email says, so basically
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: you reached out to them and was like, hey, I
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: mean a meeting. Now, That's why I'm contacting you. Through here.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: Phones are not allowed to be used during the meeting.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know when the meeting will be rounding up,
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: and I wanted you to help me out on something
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: very important right away. Can you meet? And also the
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: meeting will be I guess people say rounded up, he
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: means wrapping up. Yeah, this language, it feels like English
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: is not this person's first.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: Agree and the word meeting happened about six times.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, with the meeting.
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: I'm in a meeting that.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: There's no meeting. There's a meeting in my bed. No, no,
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: I know, and listen, you don't need but one person
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: to have a meeting. I'm here meeting. You know what
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: I mean. We're having a meeting right now, technically meeting?
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: What is a meeting? So the amount I want is
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: one hundred dollars each in five pieces, so that will
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: make a total of five hundred dollars. This is not right.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: This is I love that this person's like. Thanks to
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: your podcast, I was able to suss out that this
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: is a yeah you know what he said, written by
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: a Martian.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: One hundred dollars each and five pieces human money. Yes,
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: give me some human green tendo legal tender. It's insane.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: The language is yeah, very bizarre. And in return, and
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: I'll return you the money back to you. And I
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: will return you the money back to you. Good to
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: know where the money's gonna go. It's gonna be returned
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: to me, and I also back to me. Just in
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: case I was wondering. He said, I need physical cards,
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: which you are going to get from the store. When
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: you get them, just scratch it, take a picture of them,
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: and send it to me with the recipe. Okay, the recipe?
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Are they cooking a lot?
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: Sure sounded like a ransom, like you are going to
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: go to the store.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Me, Like, this is still a question, right, I haven't agreed.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: Have you guys gotten the one the email that's like
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: I know your password? Have you guys gotten this one?
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: No? Okay, this is chilling.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: I got an email, so I'm not going to tell
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: you guys the password, but there's a password that so
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: it's real.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: No, IM not, I'm not for really long time.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Let's say the password is like Sarah twenty and yeah,
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: so I get an email and it's like in the
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: subject is I know your password is Sarah twenty And
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh God, Like what that's so shady
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: and terrible, and it's my password.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: To like a lot of things.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I click on it and it's like, it's like,
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: you've been using your password for naughty things, haven't you.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: We have you on your computer's camera doing naughty thing
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: and I don't like watch porn. I'm like, I don't
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: watch I'm not a porn person, no judgment, I'm just not.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: So I immediately it was like, this is amazing because it's.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Just not real.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: But yeah, it was like, we have video footage of you,
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: like pleasuring yourself in naughty ways on your computer because
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: we've hacked your computer and we know that you use
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: this password for all of your dirty websites or whatever.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: And it was like, if you don't send us money,
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: we're gonna send everyone, you know, all the recordings we
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: have of you doing these. But it knew my password,
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: so it has hacked into something that I had logged
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: into with my email address in that password, and they
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: send you every single every single other person that jerks
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: off on their computer sent them five.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Hundred dollars or whatever they asked for.
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: Come on, we're not watching porn on our computers anymore.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: We're watching on our phone. Grow up, I'm on my phone, no,
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: but like yeah, but it was really like creepy. Also,
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: the crazy thing about that is there's two things. So one,
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: this is a very common scam that people will do,
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: but like the kind of like blackmail thing it's been
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: happening a lot on Tender we talk about in the
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: show here. But also what's funny to me is like
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: if I were to watch porn on my computer, I'm
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: not sitting in front of the computer directly in front
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: of the camera like like I'm a only fan star,
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Like you don't catch me what in the middle of
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: the night with the blanket moving up and down and
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: me just like my face is all like.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: And not like my tits are out and I'm pinching
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: my own and like the set legs are up over
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: the computer.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Say it, yeah, hired, that's what you don't want.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: Release, I don't.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Want the first Family guy in the background. So tired
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Lady just momentarily crosses her eyes.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: I don't have any fear about them anymore because I'm
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: always like with my nudes, get lead, I'll be like, well,
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: the sexual like liberation movement, I'm.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Just like yourself doing our thing, Like whatever is this
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: sounds that I'm not worried about moods getting leaked, not
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: because of that. I don't take moods because I'm trying
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: to sell these titties Monster's ball style. I'm not gonna
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: get as much as Hallie, but you know, let me
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: get a thousand. Is that going to be all?
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: Wow?
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Thousand?
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: Right now?
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: That's low, Laura. I want more than that. Yeah, I'm not.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: You're smart. You save them, you save them, but it's
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: not for a moral thing. It's not because I'm like, oh,
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: if you take a mood, that's like your body is
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: a temple. No, it's like, I'm trying to sell these titties.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: I'll pay you two thousand dollars right now.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Who's that? Guys? Like you get in here? Who is
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: that guy? And how did he get in here? Sir? Sir,
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: especially if you like that Patty, So back to this scam.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: So this language is completely insane, Roddy, So that should
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: have been definitely your first tip. But I'm glad you
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: wise it up, so he said, so he said, scratch
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: away the recipes. So this is something that's been happening
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: online where people say, like if you see the advertisements
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: online to be an online shopper or to work from home,
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: be very cautious because they're normally a scam. Although online
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: like because like people will be like online secret shoppers.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: That's not a real job. People have like internal auditing
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: for that. Now, there are secret shoppers that go to
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: restaurants and go to places in person and have little
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: que cards and write people up, and they work for corporations. However,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: this isn't the same thing. But those same scammers were
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: doing this where they would be like, hey, go buy
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: this Walmart gift card. You're gonna secret shop at Walmart.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: But when you buy the gift cards, scratch off the
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: bag so that I can get the serial number and
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: take a picture of it, and then I can use
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: the gift card online steal all the money out of it,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: and then your gift card's worthless. So that's what this
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: person was trying to get this teacher to do.
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: Oh okay, I didn't understand, but they were so assertive,
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: you're gonna go it sound like a ransom.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: You're gonna go to one, You're gonna go to the store,
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: You're gonna buy.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: People will get them and like, oh, I'm on a mission.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: I don't get it.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, So he says, send him the but he calls
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: it the recipe, which is fast. It's a bar code
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: in a number, he said the recipe. Maybe he thought
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: he was being trickier. He was like, maybe if I
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: don't say bar code, he won't know I'm stealing it.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: I call it the recipe.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: I would have had to have written him back and
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: been like, I want to help you, but I don't
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: know what you're trying.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: You would have needed more clarified. I can't help you
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: unless I know what this recipe. Let me know if
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: you can help me with that amount right away. Plus
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: I will get the cards from you after the meeting.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Remember he wasn't a meet anything, but I need the
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: pictures first as an email attachment. Okay. So he's pretending
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: to be this person's boss, right because he he hiked in,
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: found out the principal's name, and then made a separate
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Gmail account that isn't the school's account. Every his meeting
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: excuse was because why wouldn't you email me from your
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: principle at whatever school district dot com. He's like, I'm
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: in a meeting right now. I can't use my computer,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: so I have to email you from my phone, which
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: don't make no sense.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: Exift is so impair, Like there's time sensitive, but I
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: need to send it right now.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: That's important.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: Imagine the other people in that meeting, they're like, can
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: you get off your.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Phones your computer? If you was gonna be typing this
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: email on your phone.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: Lacy says that's important for scams.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Time sensitivity. So guys, watch out if anybody's sending you anything.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Here's the number one morning for a scam. If somebody's
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: requesting money from you, that's already sus right. The other
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: thing is if they're giving you lots of excuses when
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: you haven't asked any questions. Anytime somebody gives you an
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: answer to a question you haven't asked you up front,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: something is off.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: Guys do that when you did. Guys they do that
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: right away. They're like, I'm the kind of guy who
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: does all these great things, and you're like, you know.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: That sounds like yeah, I want sussed out. I think
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know if i'ventioned on this podcast. I think
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: I have, But like I sticked thought that a guy
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: had like really really bad credit and was living with
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: the family and like, was super broke, but was driving
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: your Mercedes? And I literally just sussed it out from
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: just asking like lots of little tiny questions that I
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: would piece together to another question that was segue. I
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, that's a really nice car. I've been
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: thinking about getting a new car. Are the payment's crazy?
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: And he was like, yeah, they're a little high. I
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, it is your credit bad? And he's like, oh,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: you know, I had like a pay day and I
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, yeah, those are really tanky. Yeah, and
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, so.
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: Are you living?
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Like I just like pieced it all together to this
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: man was probably gonna try to ruin my credit and
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: live within me immediately. You know, hobo sexuals, so people
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: get into relationships because they need a place to live.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: So it felt like he was gonna show me the
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: car and then be like, oh can I stay tonight,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: and you know, probably had some really bombed dick And
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: the next thing I know, I am living with somebody,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: and you're like, isn't bad if the dick is bombed.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: If the dick is.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Bomb I don't know. If I don't have bomb Dick's
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: worth enough to just be living in mind.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: You're like, I have my I have my porn on
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: my computer and my family got in the background. I
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: don't need the bomb, Dick. I'd rather have my and
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: my poor.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Get everything. I need a blanket, a computer and family.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: Guy Blank, always jerking off under the of course, I'm
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: never at your house.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Girl. I'm like, you want a blanket, can never give
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: you my jerk it blanket your squirt blank. Right, all right, guys,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: and we're backing the time for my favorite segment, Historic
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: hood Wings. This is where I will regale the Florida
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: girls with a very infamous con and will get their
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: opinions on this one. This one is very near and
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: did to my heart. It is from Texas. Whoa, Yes,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: my man's name is Sandy Jinkin. Sounds like a scam already,
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: yes and very Texasy, which I truly adorre. So Sandy
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: is going to run a con at a bakery, honey,
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: and it sounds basic, but it gets very crazy. So
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Sandy moves to Corsicana.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: Right, well, Corsicana, I know, Corsicana.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Wa have you been watching?
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: Has everyone's been watching?
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Chair? And there's gonna be some cheer ties in here
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: bakery Corsicana, and this is the fruitcake. This is the one,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: the fruitcake. Yes, so Sandy starts working at this bakery,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: and he worked for Bob's dad. His name is Bill mcnault.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: So Bill McNult has been in the bakery business, honey
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: collecting coins for a while. Like this bakery opened in
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: nineteen forty six. They bought it from this German guy,
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: and then they realized that fruitcakes are very special and
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: this is why. So it has more salts in it
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: than the average cake, and that salt acts as a
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: natural preservative, so fruitcakes practically never go bad. Oh what
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: other food on earth can you like say that about?
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Twinkies? Yep, yep, salt up in there. So they transformed
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: the original recipe, which they purchased from the German guy
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: who owned the bakery in nineteen forty six, into this
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: glossy ring that was so strikingly complex that soon everybody
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: in the world world wanted one. Yes, so the fruitcake
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: shelf life meant that the bakery could ship anywhere, right
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: and mcwee who is the other business partner, So there's
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: McNulty or not McNulty, but mcnault and mcweel. They're very Irish,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: mcelwie and mcnault, sure, Bill mcnulton god these names. So
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: they focused on strict pretty much, turning this into a
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: fruitcake male ordering business. And Bill, who took over the
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: company for his father in nineteen sixty seven, was a
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: male order pioneer, investing in computerized systems that would allow
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: him to reach people in one hundred and ninety six countries.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: So this cake is all over the world fruitcake and
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: all over the were okay, So they even had like
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: high profile clients, so they sent them to like Frank Sinatra,
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: the Queen of Spain, even the president of the Republic
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: of Malawi. I don't know who that is, but apparently
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: they popp it. So Sandy joins their business after they
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: decided to expand the Collins Street Bakery, opening storefronts in Waco, Landale,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: and Greenville. And this is a very important detail because
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: they're expanding around the time. Yeah, they're franchising a little bit.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: And this is also around the time that Sandy decides
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: that he's going to work for this bakery. And Sandy
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: is like very regular degla schmegular. They talk about him
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: in the article he's like very basic. Apparently his wife
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: is very fun and outgoing. It's a small town, of course,
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: of Canda, so everybody talks and we'll get to that.
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: But he's like a.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Boring guy who wears boring clothes and he's very quiet,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: and everybody just that he was just a drive a
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: basic you know, Sandy was basic.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: So he needs some.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Scammer, right, because you don't notice this guy, right, He's
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: just like but yeah, yeah, and that helps if you're
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: a scammer with a forgettable face. And if you don't
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: have a forgetable face, y at least need to have
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: a forgettable name. Sandy not that forgettable of a name,
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: but his his aura. Yes, So Sandy joined this bakery.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: He performed well. He helped the bakery transition from manual
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: accounting systm them to a computerized one, and by two
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: thousand he had been promoted to a corporate controller. So
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: now he's overseeing the accounting. Right. So Scott, his supervisor,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: was a fellow member of the first Baptist Church, Hunting,
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: who enjoyed Sandy's company and was pleased with the job
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: that Sandy was doing. In Jesus' name, Okay, Sandy was
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: never laid on running the payroll. He was always kept
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: a taxis current. Uncle Sam was not snooping around the
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: specific task that you gave him. He got done quickly
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: and timely, That's what Scott said. So he was very
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: good at his job.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Right to do that, you have to keep it.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: So by most accountants, like he did okay for himself.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Like the job. They were raising a daughter. They would
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: contribute to the community, they would make meals for the church,
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: but they weren't considered a part, of course, a can
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: of society, class society. Well they were.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: They were kind of like low.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so like the real real course of canna is
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: old families with the old coins of course, but of course,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: so they're not a part of this world, right Kathy
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: was wearing flip flaps and the winner. Yeah, they was
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: just they're basic. And there was of course a can
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: of contract club that is very old and I'm assuming
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: they're what and you could only join when a couple left,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: So I'm assuming that people probably stayed until they like died,
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: so sad probably at the funerals like hey, so they did, right,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: So then we could confirm that because we hear they
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: did the box right there? So can I get that?
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: You two spots open? How many spotes open? So basically,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: when Sandy started being like the corporate controller and got
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: like a higher position, he decided that he wanted to
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: move to an office. They allowed him to move into
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: an office. And because before he was kind of on
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: the periphery of this workspace that was just like a
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: bunch of little cubicles in an office, right, So then
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: they gave Sandy an upgrade when he was controller and
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: now his office is he got a fake lit the
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: gram of a Picasso in the office. He spent one
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars on the bakery's money on an antique wooden desk.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: So this is when I knew my boy Sandy was
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: a scammer because you were basic. Yeah, you like shit,
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: bought in a thousand dollars desk on corporate dime. Yes,
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: and nobody said anything, like nobody came bay your office, Like, whoa, Sandy,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: that's a nice Dees store. Where you get that? Is
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: that the bat? Can I get one from the store,
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: like Sandy?
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: There's nothing suspect regular Sandy.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: I've never noticed.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: So, as I've said before, this town is very clickly
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: like kick clickie and someone who reported who was interviewed
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: about this scam said that, baby, if you get a
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: hang nail, we know about it before dark and gossip
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: it here.
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: She just fully, I'm assuming as a woman, full and fresher.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: She fully was like, we we suck the worst people here.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: That's yourself mean. I'm super mean.
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: And fruitcakes.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: I love it. I like standing your truth. We are mean. Yes,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: that's mean as the dance long, honey. Because this is
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: where some women said that they had noticed that k
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: was never wearing name brand sandals, and she wore them
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: yellow box flip flops. Damn they were box flip flops,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: so you know when they dad a little chunk on
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: the chunky Yeah, yeah, the flip flops. That that really
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: describes Britney walking barefoot into the gas stations. Yes, which
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: I love you, Brittany. That's no shape, that's just it's
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: just pure imagery, says free Brittany. So they said she
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: never even had atomic tuck or a boob jop, all
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: new clothes. She had all those mall mall clothes. She's
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: a mall mall ma clothes.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: It's a move move box foot flops you know what else?
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: I bet she didn't go to the salon and get
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: those acrylics with the French tip.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Of course they do like that, of course, and can
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: they like that? In all parts of Texas. My sister
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: is required to have French tip nails for drill team
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: for school. That's the girls on chair have those French
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: and they always square and real white love French tips.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: I'm French.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: This is my rendition of a French tip right now.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: It's very she I love it. So here's the scam.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: So Sandy considered himself a moral person. This is the
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: person who bought a thousand dollars desk on the company died.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: But somehow he sat at his desk in December one
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: day in two thousand and four, and he was tempted
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: to do something wrong. He felt he was working the
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: equivalent of three jobs at the bakery, and he was
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: really compensated for one. How long was he supposed to
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: wait before he could achieve his dreams? What about Sandy?
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: His autobiography, it's.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: From his autobiography, What about Sandy?
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Sandy?
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: What about Sandy? So he decided to dip into the
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: bakery's petty cash. It wasn't much money in the grand
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: scheme of things, but it kept him on edge, gave
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: him a high. Every time someone stepped into his office,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: he braced himselves for the words, sandy, do you know
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: what happened with this money? But no one ever, and
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: soon the petty cash guess it. A few weeks later,
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: on a whim, he drove up to the Dallas dealership
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: and bought a gold Lessus A dam how do you jump?
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: You guys went into the Lexus dealership with a with
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: an envelope full of cash from the Tedsha.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Oh god, you went from a getting a Snigger's bar
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: and a and a Monster Energy drink on the on
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: the company dive to alex so he it wasn't a
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: huge leap, he says. He traded in his old car
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: as a down payment, so he but he still couldn't
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: afford the payments for this Lexus. But he had a plan.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: He had been thinking about those bank spaces on the
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: check book software. Yeah, so give me a pitcher of
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: sandy right here and the one in the blue with
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: the company.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: I love that.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Will Ferrell's also his wife is his wife. Yes, it's
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: a good a.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: Project of his for a while.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there we go.
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: So this is it.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: I love that everything is ex fruit cake executives.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: And this is his wife. This is his wife, k
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: she's gonna come into the mix. So Sandy here, he's
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: wearing designer Honey, don't be fooled by this basic POLO.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: And also they're on a PJA. That's which I call
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: pj's now because I'm I'm willing myself into that lifestyle.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: I think you have to be if the fly one
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: before you can call it a PJ.
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: I think you got to speak it into existence. The
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: pj's on the PJA drag her.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: Sticky fingers in another PJ.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Yes. So January twenty fifth, when the credit card payment
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: was so, basically before I get ahead of myself, he
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: realizes that in the accounting spaces they have like these
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: bank spaces in the checkbook software that hadn't been used.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: So January twenty fifth, when his credit card payment was due,
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: which is what he put the lexus on, he typed
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: a twenty thousand dollars check made payable to City Card.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: The software automatically signed the check. Bob McNutt now Bob
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: is one of the owners right. The software that he
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: has allows him to print out because he does payroll right,
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: and Bob signs all the check, but not physically.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: It's that stamp signature.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: That stamp signature. My mom always said, don't be too
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: rich to sign your own checks. Yeah, yeap. So he
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: realized he could use the software to forage the signature
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: so that he could pay off his city guard, and
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: this is what he started to do. So to cover
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: his checks, he typed a check the next day payable
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: to a legitimate bakery vendor for the same amount, but
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: then he never mailed that check. Sandy says he doesn't
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: remember where he paid off his new Lexus or the
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: city card. It starts to become a blur whoa. So
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: one day Sandy was sure that nobody had noticed the
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: fraudulent check, so he tried it again and again and
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: again and we're doing it again, okay, And each time
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Sandy would repeat the same scheme with the fraudulent check
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: and then one legitimate check that he never mailed. That way,
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: if the fraudulent check goes through, he could be like,
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: oh no, it's supposed to be this one. What happened?
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: I'm not I get into my city bank. That's really
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: who put down my rounded number and my account number.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: It's like the movie blank Check. Yeah, he was watching
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: it and I was like, I'm gonna use my fruitcake.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Right, and he wrote a blank check. So before long,
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: my guy Sandy was spent ninety eight thousand dollars a
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: month on his credit card and paying it off with
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: stolen money. They remodeled their kitchen. They started throwing fancy
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: dinner ponies and champagne bunches. His wife traded in her
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: flip flops, Philip, Yes, red bottoms. Do they get into
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: the at work?
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they go get it into the cat Okay. At work,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Sandy told people who were admiring his fine clothes that
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: he bought his outfits at Walmart, though nothing could have
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: been further from the truth. He was actually wearing six
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars shirts from Armani and Armes.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: He's learning that stuff to work to Walmart has our
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: money now actually, so that checks out.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, Walmart our money exchange exchange. This exchange
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: rate exchange exchange, he said. He said he always loved shoes,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: so soon as closets were overflowing with Ferrigummo and Gucci,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: and in two thousand and six he bought five rolexes
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: for fifty two dollars, which was roughly his annual salad.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: On a trip to Santa Fe, he bought a house
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: for six hundred and fifty eight thousand dollars and credit card.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Are you okaying to put a house on a credit card?
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: Apparently you can.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Maybe he started writing somebody's checks to himself a cash handing,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: because I had never been to some I had never
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: heard of that. But the fruitcake company must have been raking.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: It's a big deal.
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: A lot of glaz you heard earlier, one hundred and
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: ninety six countries, and they last forever. They don't ever
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: go bad.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: So they're melanies out like highcakes. Also, they expanded their
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: business like they've got franchisers, yes, colaps for that. So
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: they're doing their melanies out like fruitcakes. And remember at
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: the beginning of this, they had just expanded to three locations.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: So when you're expanding, you lose a little bit of money. Right,
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: These are brick and mortar stores, so they're expecting to
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: take a little bit of loss. So he also is
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: coming in a perfect time to start robbing them blind
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: because they don't necessarily can't account. Yeah. So the years
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: after writing his fraudulent checks, Sandy took forty three private
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: flights at a cost of half a million dollars. Where's
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: he going? Is he just vacationing? Is he like going
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: for work? So he so his friends will see him
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: on the PJ because you know he was on here.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Look at him flex with his wife's Yeah, it's like, yes,
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: he was up here. Like it's funny because they still
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: look very corny, but they're like in nice clothes, but
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: they're like a very unsuspecting corny couple totally. So he
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: was telling people that this was his cousin's private jet
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: and that his cousin was lending it to him. Oh
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: my god, he had no cousin. There was no cousin
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: to be friends.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: Can I ask real quick? Did the wife? Was she?
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: And on us?
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: Like, I'm always.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Distressful to be the wife of that? Why are we
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: throwing these tra money? So remember that k is a
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: scammer too, only because like Room, she has an outgoing
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: personality that people knew about. She was the life of
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: the party. She was the bubbly one in the beginning.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: When he first bought that a Lexus with the bit
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: of cash, he told her that he had just traded
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: in and that it was a gift from the company
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: he was working. He scamming his own life. Yeah, he
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: started scamming her, but she gonna get him.
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: Yes, he's just drunk on that adrenaline of like, you're
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: not bringing it up at work?
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, right, And it's almost like he was calling
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: intention to himself. It's like, why are you showing up
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: to work like in mink coats and Gucci and Ferragamo
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, no, no, no, it's just something
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: from the thrift store y'at though? Yeah, like why why collection?
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: The whole point of buying named brand is so other
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: people will be like, wow, you're a somebody, right, Like
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: that's why you do it.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: You spend the money so people made pretty well, the
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: quality is better. I hate I got it. Yeah, it's
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: a flex.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: It's a flex and and so you're gonna like buy
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: it's like buying like a louis uit time back, and
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: then like covering the brand and being like no one
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: can know, but you're defeating the purpose.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: But he knows, just Dick hall the time. He's a
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: bonner card pressing into his Harmani pants all day or
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: so to your point, Patty, she didn't know because of
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: the Mercedes or because of the Lexus. But Sandy gets
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: or k gets, she gets hip pretty quickly. So you
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: might be thinking, are there suspicions? Right, Like, surely people
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: didn't know this, Santy couldn't be making that much money
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: at the bakery. All of a sudden poof, they had
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: coins like they were getting Lexuses, BMW's Mercedes Venses, and
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: they were replacing them at a dizzying pace. And he
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: was telling people, I'm a car trader. I get new cars,
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: but I'm able to flip them, which makes absolutely no
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: sense because a new once you drive a car off
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: the lot and depreciated them immediately immediately. I do this thing.
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: I flipped cars, all right.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: I buy brand new lecture cars and fix them up.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: A brand new car under car lights, I get it
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: under car lights. Yes, Floridas reference privately under carol lights.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: So yeah, exactly, this makes no sense. His wife K
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: quits her job. So this is how we know when
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: K is really good. She's like, I'm good unemployment, I
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: no longer need this. And when a friend asked k
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: about a diamond ring that she was wearing that was
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: worth a quarter of a million dollars, she responded that
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: it was her engagement ring. But the friend was like,
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: that's crazy, because did you have an engagement ring when
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: you was catering my daughter's wedding?
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Sh shade, oh sh Her friend was like, sis, when
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: he was making hot wings for my family and you're
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: picking up my family's dirty napco in the church cafetorium
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: and they had no very shady. Another neighbor said, I'm
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: looking at cars that are like one hundred thousand, two
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars and I'm thinking, damn, he must have
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: won the lottery robbery. Was the furthest thing from anybody's mouth. Wow,
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: So now we're gonna see how he gets gone. Okay,
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: So the owners of the bakery went a year after
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: you're wondering why the bakery wasn't making no coins. They
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: couldn't figured it out. Was the company expanding too quickly.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: People seem to love the new pecan cakes and the
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: twist on the fruitcake that is bite sized. They say
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: even making them smaller should be more on this, they said,
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: it doesn't make sense. The owners would tell each other,
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: which we must be doing something wrong. They finished the
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: fiscal year and they'd be like, slip through our hands again.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: In some years they could blame the economy like anybody else,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: and other years they had no excuse. So they started
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: examining their expenses, the labor, the price of ingredients, even
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: inventorying the ingredients. So now they are accounting for every
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: piece of salt and with grainishue. You know, there's a
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: lot of salt in those fruitcakes. Alat, they were like,
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: is it the salt? It's killing?
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: Should we sacrifice the fact that this thing will last
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: for twenty years solid?
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: Is Sandy like, yeah, we gotta figure this out like
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: a part of its heading, right, So you guys, we
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: got it.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: And he definitely was. When the necklaces and rings and dia,
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: where's some money going going with a wrist full of cardiac,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know what y'all checked the cherries. Check somebody
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: in here eating the damn cherry. That's where it is going.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: So so they do this for years, couldn't figure out
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: what's going on year because Sandy time the checks. Well
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: he knew when the bakery would stock up on ingredients.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: He knew when they were spending more on postage because
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: they started advertising work, because like, maybe we just need
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: to get a marketing budget. So they had this little
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: advertise advertising thing called Crier Creek Kitchens, which was like
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: a smaller little company that they would just do a
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: little advertising with or whatever. And Darlene ran Crier Kick Kitchen.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: Oh I know, Darlene did run it.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: So they said, now, Darlene, we're gonna have to cut
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: down on Crier Creek Kitchens because we spending white too
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: much money. And she was like, what a y'all talking about?
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: I ain't spend that much money, said Darlene, you spending
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: twenty three thousand dollars here on this here postage?
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: And she said, what that's crazy. I ain't never spent
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: no twenty three thousand dollars on on damn stamps. And
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: the paperwork showed that she had. So Sandy offered to
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: look into it.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: No, look into it, dripping and active Sandy wearing a
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: designer I'll figure it out.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: I'll figure it out. And of course when he reported back,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: everything seemed to be in order, and they're like Yep,
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: we're not worried about this anymore. They let it go,
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: like y'all don't know how much stamps cast.
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: This is.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: See, this is a rich people problem. Y'all get rich
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: for too long if y'all don't know how much a
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: stamp costs.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: I know when five dollars is missing from my wallet,
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: I'm like, five dollars is missing, babe, Like where did
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: it go?
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: I target my husband and where's my five dollars dollars?
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Or are you eating in the corner? It was about
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: five dollars. It's always about always about five dollars. So
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: they just didn't know what post is squat and yeah,
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: they just let it go. Then Sandy turns up. You
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: would think like they're starting to audit, right, they're starting
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: to count the cherry. This is where you chill. Sandy
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: turned it up.
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: Now he's drooling with his power.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: He's like anything.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Turned my scam on to Sandy and k have kids,
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: one daughter. She's a college age but I hope she's
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: like living right. I hope she was definitely get to
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: live in large. Yeah, she was at whatever Texas school
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: flex and she had all the beera Bradley Honey yeah,
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: doing it on the girls, stripping and Duny and Burke. Rightach,
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: you could never long champ Yep, she had a long
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: champ ug boot. Toe was always in a nug boot
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: and you'll never catch my toes out of another boot. Slippers, socks, honey,
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: down to the socks, that's what I'm talking about. So
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: he went hogwild with spending, that's what they said. So
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: he bought a seven thousand dollars cell phone. Wait the
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: PHONEUS brings back to Apple, the scam apple seven thousand
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: dollars iphon bru. He had a forty thousand dollars horse
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: hair mattress. I don't even know what a horse hair
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: mattress is.
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: It might not great it keeps out mites, but horse
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: hair seems like an attract my.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: Right there, like a fifty thousand dollars sign way oh piano, yes,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: which he does play, okay, so talented. And he even
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: inquired about investing in a funeral home, which that's big business.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: People always die, that's what you got to. Never run
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: out of class. I'm smart. So he eventually indulged in
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: the hobby of the truly wealthy philanthropy, and you know
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: where he bought a table the Navarrol College fundraiser Sheer
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Sheer Navarrol. So if you're watching Sheer Navarrol Netflix, honey,
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: Sandy bought at least a couple of the uniforms, one
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: or two of them. I hope he did more than that.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: Stolen us. Now now I'm on the side leader. I've
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: been on weirdly.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: I've been on K's side since the moment one the
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: moment you were like, she got made fun of for
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: being poor.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm on our side. I want her to
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: take down this whole town, I know, and she did
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: for a moment. So here's where the issue comes in supplay.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: The company hires a new accountant.
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: Why they fired him?
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: No, Now this is somebody under my man saying, but
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: this is fresh eyes, yep. And you know what accounting
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: is a hater profession. Your whole job just crunching the
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: little numbers and be a pity Yeah, you know what
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: I mean. So they get they get horned for yes, right, exactly,
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: every penny must be accounted for serial number at all.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: So he's a new hiring accountant, got fresh eyes and
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: he started to look at things, and he's saying hmm,
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: and he's scratching his chin. Okay, he's rubbing his temples. Wow,
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: things aren't adding up.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: So I can believe it took him longer than fourteen minutes.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: And it took him longer than fourteen minutes to figure
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: this out. He's not a good accountant.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: He finds a check made out to Capital One, and
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: the accountant, who is a woman, says that she knew
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: the bank the bakery did not have any accounts or
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: credit cards with the Capital One not married. Okay, so
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: she pulls up to Sandy's office sits down at his
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars desk because she says, Sandy, there's a discrepancy
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: with this check. Can you help me understand this?
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: Sandy's getting like a six hands massage.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: His dick is hard.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: Can I help you? Can I help him? There's so
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: many people under his desk. Sandy tries to remain calm.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: He's like, I'll fix it, he told her, hoping his
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: panic wasn't showing. But honey, the panic was showing. And
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: my girl, the accountant, she knew.
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: She sniffed it.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Miss Symmetric, this peaqued her interest. That's her last name,
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Symmetric which sounds like an account like that means you
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: were born to you came out the womb and you
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: were like, how did this birth costs?
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I need some metrics on this.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: I need some metrics on this birth symmetrics. Sorry. So
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: she didn't want to flag the check just yet because
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Scott and the other owner spent a lot of time
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: with the Jenkins. You know what I mean that they
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: homies and now they're friends. Yes, So she was like,
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: not trying to blow up the spot, and she's not
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: to the job. She just got there, so she ain't
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: trying to yes, exactly. And she's a woman. You know,
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: a woman, you gotta walk up tight.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: Keep your shut, keep your mouth shut when you're a woman,
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: So you gotta keep it shut, shut it up.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: So she goes back and she quickly finds eleven discrepancies
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: around four hundred thousand dollars. Oh my god, quickly quickies later,
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: she clicked on one link and was like, oh, you're
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: being rob discrepancies. Yeah, she's like galor you're being very
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: raw robbery rot She's just scrolling like robbery checine the Invatory.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: She's like cherries, sugar salt, robbery, fraud. Oh, I found it.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: Found postage fraud. Yeah. So then she sends an email
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: and she says it looks like Sandy Jenkins has been
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: in bezzling money. Email. I love it. I love it.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: She's like Brad Urgency, like when you get a chance. Yeah,
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: I'm in a meeting right now and I have to
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: I'm a meeting. She's like, hey, guys, come up. I
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: hope you had a great weekend. It looks like Sandy
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: hasn't been a bezzling money. Bob responds to the email.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: He says, well, that explains a lot. Like we've been
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: losing money since Sandy came into this renot and he's
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: constantly chin we pay him fifty thousand dollars a year.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: So Sandy arrives at work and Scott asked him to
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: come and of the executive's office and shows them copies
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: of the voided checks and he says, tell us what
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: these are, And Sandy pretended for a moment that he
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: had done nothing wrong. He looks over the checks, he
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: shrugs and says, well, I don't know which. Julie fuel
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Scott's anger, prompting him to ask Sandy pointedly DDG write
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: these checks, and Sandy says, I only write checks for
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: the bakery.
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: Okay, is he lying technically?
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: So what happens? Does he get there?
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: Mic, I'm half expecting the guy to go Okay, Sandy,
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: we trust you must.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Be Cherry later, Cherry write twenty years later when Sandy dies.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Now they're flipping my car. Car flips, so they fire Sandy.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Sandy says that he was relieved to get fired because
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: he just want to get out of there. The tensions
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: was hot. Oh my god, he's.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: S stressful conditions.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: So Sandy has stolen from the bakery and amount totaling
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: one hundred and fourteen thousand dollars in cash and sixteen million,
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: six hundred food, forty nine thousand, seven hundred eighty six thousand,
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: ninety one six in checks. How and over? How long?
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: About many fruit cakes?
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: That's sixteen million dollars.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: I'm Florida, I'm Florida. I'm so proud of Sandy. Sixteen mil. Bruh.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: If you had just stolen maybe like two mil, you
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: probably would have been guccie. I know sixty you stole
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: all a profit.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: Drunk with it got to the point where the company
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: was like we are no longer making profits, and he
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: was like, I'm still gonna keep stealing.
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: He's like, Dad, we making I'm just looking up real
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: quickly how much of that costs from this.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: It's going to be like ten dollars amazing. So now
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: was his time to move. He raced home, grabbed two
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: grocery bags from the kitchen, and ran from room to room,
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: tossing handfuls of body was in sight watch his jewelry,
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: gold bars, gold bars, He's a cartoon doc. Oh my god.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: Making sure to check the air vents where he has
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: stashed some of the jewels. Then he and Kay got
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: in one of their cars and they drove to Austin,
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: where their daughter was living, and store the bags and
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: safe before taking off the Santa Fe to regroup. What
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: do criminals do? Where did they have their money? Should
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: he bury it somewhere? Put it in an offshore account?
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Around the time this time, the FBI has been tipped off.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: I hope they emailed the FBI were like, hey, get
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: a chance, we have been embezzled from. These people are
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: so casual, so Southern casual, too casual. About sixteen minutes.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: I've been robbed for sixteen million dollars, take your.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: Time when also as unhappy as Texans are, I cannot
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: believe that this just ain't it.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: Ride.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: We're gonna need to clean out your desk, Sandy. Yeah,
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: we'll just leave your badge and your key. We will
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: give you two weeks notice because we're not monsters and severance.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: But Sandy files bro unemployment. Yeah, he gets it, esus.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: So the FBI team was searching the house in course
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: of Canada and noticed that they were on the move
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: to Austin. So they have all these these bags right
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: of gold and jewel, gold bars and jewelry, and they
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: put them. He drives down to Ladybird Lake, the edge
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: of downtown, and with bag in hand, he walks to
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: a secluded band, hoping he wouldn't be interrupted by some
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: stroller pushing, power walking busybody. And he begins scattering treasures
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: behind trees, bushes and rocks. One might say he hit
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: them like eggs at East Wiles.
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: He's like mad Man Man Man World.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: It made him cringe to think about a dog peeing
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: on his twenty five thousand dollars. Patake philippy Ick will
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: not watch, Oh my god, my god, his twenty two
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars ye Liss's Narden watch or any of the
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: other watches or gold bars he had grabbed on his
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: way out the door when he ran out of hided places.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: He tossed the rest in the lake.
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, Now he's unhinged. Now he's throwing money away.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: You couldn't dig a hole in your yard or something
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: you got, You threw it everything in the lake.
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: I wonder if it's still in the lake.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: We need to go diving. We all go diving. He
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: worked so hard for that money, and honestly, he just
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: threw it in a lake. He stole so hard for
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: that money. So not long after this, the officers fro
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: ant officer from the University of Texas stumbled upon a
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: quarter million dollars in jewelry and gold bars. The old
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: bars are getting me every time. It's very funny, it's
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: very cartoonish, just Laura's. So in the weeks that followed
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: this is they still haven't been like charged yet. So
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: he so Sandy on August twelfth, was indicted by the
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: FBI and accounts of mail fraud, money laundering, and other
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: related offenses he perpetrated along the Way and the same
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: weeks that followed, Kay was telling people around town that
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: she knew nothing about Sandy's scheme, and she was as
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: surprised as anybody else. She said, I can't. I can
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: just live my life and let him take the ret.
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, so she so she was expecting them
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: to believe that she thought he was living this lifestyle
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: with their salary. Yes, She's like, I had no idea.
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: I thought he got a huge raise.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: I thought he got to raise some sixty dollars fifty thousand,
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: and she hate him in gold bars. That's weird. I
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: was like, okay, so she said she she didn't realize
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: that her reputation had lost a sheen and one day
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: in March twenty fourteen, So now we're in twenty fourteen
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: when all of this is falling apart. Right when she
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: was indicted on similar charges to Sandy, she had called
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: a few million of few members of Katillion in tears,
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: asking if they would be okay with her attending an
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: upcoming book club event.
• 58:59
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, this is hey, you always meet Kay.
• 59:03
  Speaker 6: We can I come down to the book club this week.
• 59:08
  Speaker 6: We're reading fifty Shades, right, I read all of it.
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: But these people are they're self proclaimed.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: They're like no, So they're like, you might have.
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: Money, now you might have got rid of those square flops,
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: but you're not welcome.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: Free K cash for k cash. Yes, so this all
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: falls apart. She ends up getting five years of probation
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: and Sandy, my boy, he gets ten years of jail. Okay,
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: is he in there there? Uh so this was in
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: twenty fourteen, so yes. But also, like I never like
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: how rich people crimes always equate to the same as
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: like murder. Also in Texas, Amberger garys this all the
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: time went down for ten years for shooting somebody in
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: their own home. And this man got ten years for
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: robin a bakery for a year the same, like I
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: think he should have been. So they had an auction,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: fun fact, and I'll just tell you some of the
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: things that were in the auction of So the bakery
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: had an auction, so they get some of their money back.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, okay, so yeah, so they got all the
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: assets and then they could.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: Of course they owned them, so they had a state
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: of sale state sale. This was March twenty seven to
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: twenty fourteen, and everyone in the town circle gather around
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: and now here's my thing, Like they'll just get people
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: from Corsic Canada, Like you should really invite rich people
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: should get Oh yeah, which does make sail into town square.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: The fuck.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: So there was a fourteen thousand dollars gold Dunhill lighter
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: multiple actually a Cardier silver cigarette case, an at most
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: clock boxes of crystal silver designer handbags while it's luggage
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: and briefcases all by Louis Vuittant, oh, Mark Jacobs and Balenciaga,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: along with a frighteningly large collection of Humble figurines.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: Oh god, no, those are like little figurines like people
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: like shoveling snow.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: They're like little gross little like precious moments type.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, precious moments.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 6: What the hell?
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: Oh it's weird.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: He's like, okay, I got you something special.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: They didn't even know what to spend this fucking money out.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: Sorry, if people have Humble figures out there, I'll just.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: So you know, I just looked up Humble figurines and
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: there's a Humble on that.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, so they're expensive. Yeah, that's insane.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: They're glass. There's another one for like the porcelain.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: But also it just sells me that sandy you could
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: have chilled on how much you were stealing. You didn't
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: even know what to spend this fucking money on. Right,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: he became obsessed several fourteen thousand dollar litos.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: I know, I know.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: It's the sickness.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: Didn't a sickness. It's so sadly sickness. It's terrible, just
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: real quick.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 5: The guy I went to prom with his dad was
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: one of these guys, and we had like a lavish
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: prom and went to all this stuff. And then years
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: later we found out he was like on CNBC like
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, like showing all his
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: cars and house and you have this whole top building
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: of this downtown building in Indianapolis and it all crumbled
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: and people were like, huh my mom went to college
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: with him, and he was just Ponzi scheme, like hat
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: it going, Yeah, because.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: It isn't it. It's like a thing easy, like when
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: you get the money easily, it's easy, compansy go type thing, right, yeah,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: like science.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: And also there's just the addiction of continuing this get
• 1:02:27
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• 1:02:30
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• 1:02:33
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• 1:02:35
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• 1:02:36
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