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Using your baby to steal Pokemon cards · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, it's time now for people behaving badly.
• 0:03
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
• 0:04
  SPEAKER_01: You're just talking about what?
• 0:06
  SPEAKER_01: I've got two.
• 0:06
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 0:07
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you were just talking about Target.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_01: And even you it was the in reference to all the clearance things and things like that.
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_01: But this exact same thing used to happen at JCPenney's.
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_01: This couple used their baby to steal Pokemon cards from Target, which is a more common occurrence than I think you realize.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_02: Y'all I'm sure it is.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, because when I read it, I'm like, who would do this?
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_02: And then I'm like, oh well, there are people.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you stuff it in underneath.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, and and I think if I was security, because we had some pretty awesome security guards when I worked at JCPenney's, I think I would feel weird, be like, can I look through your carriage, your stroller?
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I think you have to ask.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_01: Can you lift up the baby, please?
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_02: Couple uses baby to steal Pokemon cards.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_02: Uh so uh it turns out in Tulsa, Oklahoma, a couple recently used their baby and their baby's carrier, just as you were saying, to steal 94 Pokemon cards, which are not cheap, from Target.
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  SPEAKER_02: And it turns out that uh this couple arrested uh in the parking lot and booked for organized retail organized retail crime and larceny.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know what I would do?
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  SPEAKER_02: I would say, it was the baby.
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  SPEAKER_02: Book him.
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  SPEAKER_02: Interestingly enough, cop him.
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  SPEAKER_02: Don't you want to know what happened to the baby?
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, like your parents just got arrested.
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  SPEAKER_02: I I assumed foster care, to be honest.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's kind of what it is.
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  SPEAKER_02: Baby was released to a friend uh after their arrest.
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  SPEAKER_02: The uh card's worth$470.
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  SPEAKER_01: Which really isn't that much in the grand scheme of stealing.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, but I think that crosses that line into the uh, you know, more of instead of being a lightweight crime, like you know, oops, I forgot to check out my 12 pack of water to more like, ah, that's that's a pretty big one.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, sure.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm I mean, I guess because I'm I'm guessing they're probably re repeat offenders because you don't just I think you start with like two packs of cards and then it's four packs of cards.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_02: I love your analyzing this.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_01: And then it's$470 worth.
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  SPEAKER_01: Also It's a slippery slope.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't want your baby.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_01: I'm well, your baby probably shouldn't be with you if you have a life of crime.
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  SPEAKER_01: But all of a sudden I'm your friend and hey, gotta take the baby.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Or I'm going to jail.
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm in lockup.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_02: Can you come get uh junior?
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_02: That's not the dog.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_01: Right, but that's the one phone call you get is you have to call your friend to come get your baby.
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_01: But you know what?
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  SPEAKER_01: Those friends know.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_01: They know they're shady friends.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I mean, to their face they're supportive, but then to their behind their back, they're like, uh, this couple had kids, really?
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_02: This is uh this is what are we thinking?
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_01: Besides retesting for our driver's license, parental tests.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_02: Parental tests is also a good one.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_02: See, it's funny.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_02: I would have a different feeling if they were like, it was a can of baby formula.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_02: Because then I know maybe there's I'm not saying that I I think it should be right that you freely allow people to steal baby formulas.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
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  SPEAKER_02: There are other options.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_02: But I can look the other way.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_02: I I would be less likely, I would look, it would be if I was in the security of whatever store, I'd probably be like, are what is happening?
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, if it's like one can't, now it's a whole case of it.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_02: I know you're putting it on the black market of baby formula, but you know what I mean?
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, it's the same thing as, and we all have experienced this in the workplace.
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_01: Somebody is either slipping or missing days, and at first you go, What's going on here?
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_01: Is everything okay?
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_01: And then once you miss six times, you're like, oh.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right, you're taking advantage.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, exactly.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_01: You're just sleeping in, taking the days off.
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  SPEAKER_02: The other one, and this oddly kind of ties in with like Pokemon and anime and that whole universe and all that, a Houston man behaving badly, uh, also in trouble for threatening the governor's office over uh a law the man alleged said prevented him from watching anime.
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  SPEAKER_02: Why?
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  SPEAKER_02: Allegedly he left threats.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_01: Is it something with it porn?
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_01: Because that anime porn, I swear it was like a little out there.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_02: Uh he left threatening uh messages uh after a new uh decency law has made it harder for him to watch anime streaming on uh the service Crunchyroll.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what that is.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_02: Be careful if you decide to Google Crunchyroll.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_02: This is what the guy said.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's affecting everybody, even over the ages of 18.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_02: I had a mental breakdown.
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_02: Hold on a second.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_02: He just may have implied that it is something that you were thinking about on the naughty side.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_01: You said decency.
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: So he goes, even the over the ages of 18.
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_00: At the end of the day, I allegedly left the voicemail.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_00: I don't even remember what I said during the thing.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_00: I don't even feel like that was the exact words that I said.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_00: I'd have to listen to the movie.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I'll also I I've never been into anime whatsoever, but I always think it's a little unusual that something so fake is the thing that gets your rocks off.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't understand that either.