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#279: Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Next Generation (1994) · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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  Hello, what's your least favorite scary movie?
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  4 letters, one word. Well, can I watch your least
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  favorite scary movie? The podcast where we talk about
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  the good, the man, the ugly and the absurd, and all of our
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  favorite and least favorite scary movies.
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  Because we believe every horror movie rightfully has its fan
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  base. Even if we don't always get it.
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  My name is Travis. And name is Jesse.
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  And God damn we are taking prom month out with a bang.
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  Oh man, we are doing Texas Chainsaw Massacre the next
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  generation. And yes, we did primarily choose
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  Texas Chainsaw as our next franchise because we realized we
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  could do Next Generation during prom month.
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  I think this is like one of the only franchises that would allow
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  that. Yes.
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  So yeah, it works out perfectly. Also out perfectly.
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  I'm really sorry if we like it looks like we we, we spiked.
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  We did. We definitely did.
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  That that audio might not be usable.
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  Sorry if we throughout anybody's speakers.
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  Yeah, yeah. All right.
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  But yeah, we're, we're talking about the no next generation.
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  Yeah, Texas. Yeah, it's on Massacre this
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  week. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Yeah, yeah. Only announcement I have is that
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  probably by now, if not by now, then it'll be by Saturday.
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  The budget tier patrons have a bonus episode.
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  And fortuitously, what happened is that Netflix released Fear
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  St. Prom Queen this month.
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  We didn't even know that was gonna happen.
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  And we're like, oh hey, let's do like a bonus review of that
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  movie. So it's kind of similar to how
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  we did the Strangers Chapter 1 review.
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  Yeah, it's gonna be a not full episode, but it's gonna be kind
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  of like a mini episode, mini bonus.
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  Review episode where we talk about what we liked about the
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  movie. We probably won't have a ton of
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  background just because it just came out and it's a Netflix.
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  It's gonna be a special because it's gonna be a special.
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  Yeah, it's gonna be. It's it's own thing.
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  We're gonna do different stuff for that one.
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  It'll be fun. We haven't recorded it yet, so I
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  can't tell you what all goes on, but yeah, let's go.
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  Go. Find out.
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  We're hoping that it's gonna be fun.
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  We're optimistic that we're gonna enjoy the movie.
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  Yeah, I think so. I like all the.
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  Other ones, yeah, well. Except for the one that went
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  back in time. Yeah, I don't like that.
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  Except for the one you didn't like.
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  Just one two out of three is still pretty solid, I think.
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  So 66%, let's see if that will shoot up to 75 or down to 50.
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  Okay, cool all. Right, You like those math
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  skills? Yeah, that was actually
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  impressive. It's almost like I'm an
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  accountant now. Well, no, You're supposed to get
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  the numbers wrong first. You're never at the first time.
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  OK, so let's move on. I've got more numbers.
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  We did a poll. Yes, we did.
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  And we talked about Urban Legends 3 Bloody Mary last week.
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  Yes. And we asked, what's your
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  favorite little UL? Favorite little UL?
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  So the options were the spider face urban legend.
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  As in cut off your nose to spider face?
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  Yeah. The one where the spider climbs
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  in the dull mouth and then climbs out and just like gets
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  inside your skin and it's like a eggs weighed inside of you.
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  It's not really fun. Next up, people can lick too and
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  then Bloody Mary. So 0 for spider face, 50 people
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  can lick in 50 bloody Mary. It's split pretty evenly.
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  I think that's fair because those are both really strong
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  urban legends. Both of those freak me out super
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  bad. I've talked about, we've not
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  covered Candyman on this show yet, but I've talked before
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  about how that is one of the scariest movies I remember from
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  my childhood because for years I was paranoid about him, like
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  just popping up and killing me. So Bloody Mary is very much in
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  that same vein. Well.
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  We have talked about Bloody Mary and paranormal activity in
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  three. They did the Bloody Mary thing.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. For me, my, my, the one that
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  always freaked me out the most was the people can like too,
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  because that's just unsettling. Yeah, Somebody under your bed
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  licking your hand. That's like a next level
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  violation right there. I feel like I would know the
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  difference. It's between Talia's tongue and
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  a human tongue. I yeah, I mean, they're pretty.
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  They're pretty different, but still, just the fact that
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  somebody would lick me. I don't.
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  We're kind people and we let our dog sleep on our bed with us.
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  And I let her lick my hand. Yeah, yeah.
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  I just mean more like you're not going to have your hand hanging
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  off the bed. No, no, it'd be the cats in that
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  case. And those are also very
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  noticeable tongues. Yeah, yeah.
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  All right. So enough of tongues, how about
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  we talk about some Matthew McConaughey?
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  How about, OK, so Texas Chainsaw Mascara, The Next Generation,
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  that is the title that it's best known by now.
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  More information on that shortly released.
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  So there's like a limited release in October 1994.
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  That's the date that I went with for like night comparison
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  movies, but it did have a slightly wider release.
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  September 22nd, 1995. Oh wow.
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  OK, but it wasn't like a super wide release.
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  Whoa, what happened with this thing?
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  Again, I'll get I'll give more information.
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  OK, OK. We watched it on our Blu-ray.
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  We have both the theatrical cut and the director's cut.
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  We watched the director's cut, of course.
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  It's available as of today in the US only through rental on
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  YouTube, Google Play, Fandango at home, or Prime.
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  Obviously you're going to hear us talk about it.
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  I would recommend if you want us.
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  If you've never seen it and you want to see it for the first
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  time, take the $4.00 and rant it.
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  Yeah, it's it's an experience, man.
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  You might not like it, but I can guarantee you'll be entertained.
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  Written by Kim Henkel and Toby Hooper Directed by Kim Henkel
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  Music by Wayne Bell Special effects makeup by JM Logan
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  Starring Renee Zellweger Yes. That Renee Zellweger as Jenny
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  Matthew McConaughey. Yes, that Matthew McConaughey is
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  Vilmer. Robert Jackson's Leatherface.
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  Tony Perensky is Darla. Joe Stevens is WE.
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  Lisa Marie Numair is Heather. John Harrison is Sean and Tyler
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  Shay Cone as Barry Travis. It's time for our favorite game,
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  budget, or. Bugtod.
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  Bugtod. So bugged head.
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  Oh, really? Massively bugged head.
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  Wow. You actually have a number.
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  600,000. Only 600. 1000 only 600,000.
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  Wow. Were they?
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  They didn't want this movie to succeed, I don't think.
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  I think there's a conspiracy against this film.
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  You got information? I can tell.
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  All right, I understand. All right, we'll hold off on
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  that. Opening Box Office 28,000
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  Worldwide gross 185,000 What the.
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  Fuck. Hold my hand.
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  Hold my hand. OK, this is going to be bad.
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  IODV score 3.4. No, that bad 3.4 yeah for.
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  This. Yeah, for this, for this, That's
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  that's not there's a fucking smear campaign.
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  I guarantee you Warner Bros, whoever fucking produced this
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  movie's out there, they're out to get it is.
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  Columbia Tristar. Fuck them, fuck those guys.
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  They're. I can't wait to talk about all
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  of this. Oh my God.
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  But first, before we get there, I'm gonna pull up three other
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  1994 movies. And it's not my most creative
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  theme, but I went with dirt comedies.
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  OK, that's fitting. Yeah, the first one is Serial
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  Mom, which. I've not seen that.
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  One is more comedy than it is horror, but it's John Waters and
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  I really want an excuse to cover a John Waters movie on this show
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  at some point. So have you seen that movie?
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  No, I haven't seen that one. No.
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  That released April 13th, 1994. Budget of 13 million worldwide.
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  Gross of 7.8 million. IMDb score of 6.8 out of 10.
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  Van and John Waters, 13 million. That's dangerous.
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  So I've been going down like this.
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  I say I've been going down a rabbit hole.
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  It's not been a rabbit hole, But on This Ends at Prom, they've
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  covered several John Waters movies.
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  And they've talked about, like, at various points in his career,
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  they've given him more budget based on how his, like, previous
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  movie did. Oh yeah, yeah.
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  Yeah, I know he's got a lot of successes, but he's a strange
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  man. Yes, Hairspray was really kind
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  of his in with a lot of studios. That's a hit.
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  That's a classic. Yeah, OK.
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  Second movie, Tammy and the T Rex.
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  Who? Yeah.
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  Man also experienced a lot of studio interference.
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  Yeah, yeah, there's a whole other cut of that movie.
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  Yeah. Exists.
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  Out there, there's one that's a horror cut and there's one
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  that's a kid comedy. That's another one with a crazy
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  like 1-2 cast. You got Paul Walker and fuck,
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  what's her name? Denise Richards.
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  Denise Richards. Yeah, so weird.
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  Man, I want that movie. So that was released December
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  21st, 1994. Budget of 1,000,000.
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  Could not find a gross. That movie had more money than
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  Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Get the fuck out of here right
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  here. No, man. 5.3 out of 10.
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  I'll allow that. And finally, what's Craven's new
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  nightmare? You call that a dark comedy?
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  Yeah. The I think he takes the comedy
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  out of that. When he tries to bring it back
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  to its roots. He tries to make him scary.
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  We got a kid walking across the highway in his dinosaur footy
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  pyjamas. You laugh at me for seeing a kid
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  get zapped on an electric fence, but a kid gets walking on the
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  highway and that's funny. He doesn't get hurt.
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  Whoa, OK, it's still dangerous. That released October 14th,
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  1994. Budget of 6,000,000.
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  Worldwide gross of 19,000,000. IMDb score of 6.4 out of 10.
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  All right, all right. I have some tag lines OK the one
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  on the poster. If looks could kill he wouldn't
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  need a chainsaw. That's rude.
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  Yeah, Weather Face actually looks kind of nice, this movie.
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  The American legend returns to bring you back to the cutting
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  edge of terror. OK, I like cutting edge of
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  terror. That's a nice little pun.
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  Yeah, I like that too. That's pretty good.
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  Buzz is back. I feel like I've heard that one
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  before. I feel like it too.
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  I also feel like that could work for yellow jackets.
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  Yeah, yeah. And also Candy man.
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  Yeah, still buzzing after all these years.
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  OK, sure. He's back.
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  You're dead. That sounds like the end of
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  Jonah Hill's slam poetry. Dead.
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  She is dead. He's back.
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  You are dead. Cynthia.
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  She died for our Cynthia's. OK, And then finally the legend
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  is reborn. OK, so those are our taglines.
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  I think we can punch something up at the end of this.
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  Yeah, man, Yeah, there's so much opportunity here for tagline.
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  OK, so. All right, I'm excited.
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  You you backed it up. We can't talk about it.
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  But now we can't talk about it. What happened?
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  Kim Hankel was working with Robert Kuhn to try and get a
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  sequel that was closer to the source material, but one of the
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  characters to be kind of like exaggerated caricatures of
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  American youth. Most of this was shot in like
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  rural Texas, so the city or the towns of Bastrop and
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  Pfugerville. Pfugerville.
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  Pfugerville. It's P FUGER Ville, so I'm
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  hoping I've pronounced that correctly.
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  I. Feel like Matthew McConaughey
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  named that sound Bouger Vale. Most of the cast and crew are
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  actually Austin based. Yeah, that makes sense.
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  And that's including Renee Zellweger and Matthew
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  McConaughey themselves. So Columbia Tristar acquired the
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  rights of this after the 1995 screening and they ended up re
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  editing it and they also retitled it.
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  So before Columbia Tristar got a hold of it, it was called The
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  Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
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  They retitled it Texas Chainsaw Massacre Next Generation.
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  They did some re edits of it. Hinkle and Koon actually like
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  initiated some legal action against Columbia Tristar because
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  they felt like they were withholding the film.
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  It wasn't until 1997 they re released it in theaters.
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  Are you serious? And they think that they were
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  holding on to it because Matthew McConaughey and Renee Zellweger
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  became breakout stars shortly after this was done.
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  So right before they finished film, right before they started
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  filming this, Matthew McConaughey had just finished
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  filming Dazed and Confused. Yeah.
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  Well, OK, so I don't think that that was a call from him.
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  I know that much. No, it's just Columbia Tristar
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  is what they they were alleging. They ended up doing another
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  limited release in August of 1997 and it ended up getting
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  nominated for the best home video release at the 24th Saturn
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  Awards. Nice.
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  OK. Hey, there we go.
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  So they they said that this movie was meant to be like more
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  feminists, and the whole storyline of it was about
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  Jenny's refusal to be silenced and oppressed.
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  So that's why there's so much focus on her and her home life
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  and everything. Darla is actually based on a
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  woman named Carla Faye Tucker, who killed two people with a
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  pickaxe during a burglar the decade before.
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  Wow. Yeah.
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  Matthew McConaughey initially read for a minor role and then
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  he ended up re auditioning for Vilmer and he was so scary to
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  the people that were in the auditions that they felt
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  compelled to cast him. I remember he's talked about
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  this movie as recently as this year.
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  Yeah, So God, he is. This is when you, when I think
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  of three Matthew McConaughey movies, it's this Had to Lose a
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  Guy in 10 Days and Wolf of Wall Street.
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  And that's not just because those are the three movies of
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  his that I like the most, but I think it shows his like, full
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  range. I'll throw in Tropic Thunder.
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  Oh my God, I always forget he's in Tropic Thunder.
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  Yeah, he, I remember he talked about this year, he likes this
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  movie. He looks back at this movie with
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  good memories. I remember he said that he was
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  actually about to leave and then he would talk to somebody about
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  the part and he was going to, like, recommend it to one of his
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  friends. And then he was like driving
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  away. And he was like, you know what?
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  I want that part. So he drove back there and
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  auditioned for it for himself and ended up getting it.
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  Good. Yeah, that's really cool.
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  I'm glad that he likes it too. Yeah, and apparently Renee
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  Zellweger was her first choice. From the moment she auditioned,
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  she was good. Yeah.
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  Yeah. And then finally, there are
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  actually 3 cameos at the end. You caught Marilyn Burns.
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  I know the other one. As she's being wheeled down in
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  the Gurney. Can I guess what the next one
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  is? Yes, Franklin is the one
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  willing. Yep, Yep.
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  Paul a partain and then finally, you're not going to get this
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  one. No, probably not.
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  She's wearing so much prosthetics in the initial, but
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  John Dugan. Who's John Dugan?
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  He was grandpa in the 1st. One, he was the original.
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  Grandpa. Yeah.
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  He was the cop that was interviewing Jenny at the
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  hospital. Really.
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  Yeah. Wow.
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  So he played two roles in this. He is the original grandpa and
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  he's at yes, he didn't play grandpa in this too.
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  OK, OK, I got. You I don't even bother getting
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  Grandpa's name in this one because it was so weird.
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  Because Grandpa's canonically dead.
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  He walks in this. Movie I know he's.
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  Alive in this movie. It's weird, but Marilyn Burns is
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  actually listed as anonymous in the credits for this and that
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  was due to her SAG membership. So.
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  Interesting. Those are my fun facts.
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  There's actually a lot more out there, but I was just like
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  running out of room so. Yeah, this is an interesting
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  movie. There's a lot of weird things
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  going on with it. Yes, definitely.
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  It's perfect, Yes. All right, man.
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  So let's get into. It let's get into it I don't
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  know and he does say that in this movie you guys all.
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  Right. All right.
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  So I'll kick it off. So the good that I have for
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  this, this is one of the Texas Chainsaw massacres where I feel
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  the comedy actually hits for me. It's really funny.
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  I think the it's the characters mostly.
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  I feel like they nailed the characters, especially the high
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  schoolers. The whole ride at the beginning
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  when they're all in the car together and they're just
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  calling Barry out on his bullshit is so fucking funny.
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  And he is such a fucking liar. And he's like just, he's such a
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  fucking like teenage boy and it's funny.
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  I love it so much. And here's the thing, and this
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  might be partially influenced by the fact that you've had Trailer
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  Park Boys on a lot lately, but he gives me massive Ricky
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  energy. He's Ricky if Ricky knows how to
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  string sentences together. No, because he even pulls A
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  Rickyism because he says prostate cancer.
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  You're right, he does, yeah. Prostate case and he also looks
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  like him. He does have some Ricky in his
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  face there, yeah. He could pass for a young Ricky
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  in this. I just man, it's so fucking
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  funny. I love it.
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  They know it with this one. They have weird ass characters
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  in this movie too, which for a Texas Chainsaw movie to have it
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  more weird than usual, I think is it's an accomplishment.
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  I. Think Yeah, well, they do it a
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  good job with Heather too, who like is the pretty popular girl
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  and she even acknowledges she's like, my mom's only married for
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  money and that's the only and I'm with you.
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  I don't actually really like you and I don't think you really
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  like me either. She.
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  Has some of my favorite lines too.
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  But I like also when she's like yeah I just pretend to be a dumb
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  hair head because that's just what I feel like you have to do.
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  But really, I'm just a bitch. Like in the whole thing is like,
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  yeah, when they're talking about like, no sex.
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  And it's like, you know what, maybe it is my fault.
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  Maybe he'll get cancer if I don't have sex with him or
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  something like that. I feel like she's just trying to
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  like play along with him but also like be sarcastic at the
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  same time. Yes, I I love Heather.
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  I think she is a fantastic character and she's like a good.
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  I love pairings and movies where it's like the Super popular girl
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  who's friends with the nerdy girl and you're like, how did
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  they become friends? It's kind of like a Jennifer's
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  Body, yeah type dynamic. Yeah.
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  I also think, like, the performances in this movie are
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  really good too. I mean, obviously you're getting
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  some future A listers here with Matthew McConaughey, who fucking
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  kills it, man. He is one of my favorite
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  villains in the entire franchise.
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  And it's rare that anybody upstages a weather face for me
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  because usually the weather face is always going to win.
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  But in this movie, Vilmer is the fucking man.
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  He is the one to watch. I fucking love him.
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  He does not hold back an ounce. Dude.
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  And just like his chaos when he's in my house is screaming.
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  It's just perfect dude. He plays it so well.
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  I love it so much. I will never ever ever get tired
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  of when he gets like real angry and also excited for a hunt his.
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  Dude and the thing when he sends Leatherface to go chase Jenny
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  and then he like finally gets his leg.
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  The word game is like Bill. Murr Boo.
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  Man it just fucking kills her. I love it so much.
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  Yeah. Also, I think that they get the
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  dinner scene right this time. They actually make a dinner
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  scene that I enjoy, and that is really one of the things I hate
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  the most about this franchise. But they did good, I think this
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  time. Yeah, cuz it didn't.
• 18:51
  It didn't play out the same way it normally does.
• 18:53
  Yeah, I think I just like the chaos more.
• 18:56
  And I feel like it was also kind of poking fun at the chaos in
• 18:59
  the original movies, like that scene where Matthew McConaughey
• 19:02
  is just yelling in her face and then leather face just kind of
• 19:05
  like does the high pitched scream and it kind of feels
• 19:07
  forced. And then Darla's like, no, stop
• 19:10
  it and just stops. It's so weird, man.
• 19:13
  I I don't know, I just like this movie.
• 19:16
  OK, so and I'm going to have, I'm going to end up having some
• 19:20
  overall hot takes and I'm not worried about saying this now
• 19:23
  because we will discover at the end with our wrap up and
• 19:26
  rankings and everything that our rankings are never what we think
• 19:29
  they're going to be. So right now I'm going to say
• 19:31
  this is my second favorite Texas Chainsaw.
• 19:33
  Same. Yeah, and my third favorites,
• 19:35
  the whatever the fucking. I can't ever remember which one
• 19:38
  it is but where she goes do your thing cuz.
• 19:40
  Just say the bare minimum for what this franchise is and you
• 19:44
  will get it right. Can you guess that?
• 19:49
  What did you just call it? Do you think as?
• 19:52
  No, before that, the franchise. What do you call the franchise?
• 19:55
  Text chancer. That's the name of the movie.
• 19:57
  See, This is why we have to do the naming.
• 20:01
  It's just why we do so easy, like I can't remember the most
• 20:04
  basic name. It's not my fault that this
• 20:08
  franchise is terribly named throughout.
• 20:10
  It's not my fault. You need to learn man.
• 20:13
  Everybody else is. A.
• 20:14
  You need to be putting together this like timeline or list or
• 20:17
  whatever with all of our bonus names.
• 20:20
  All right. That's what you need to be.
• 20:22
  I do need to start getting that put together, you're right.
• 20:24
  OK, anyway, I love this movie because it's just so over the
• 20:29
  top. It's nonsense.
• 20:32
  We have a secret society. It's kind of like what's the
• 20:36
  movie Martyrs, where they're like trying to find God, but
• 20:39
  instead this is supposed to be like a divine experience that
• 20:42
  you're so terrorized. This movie is on the verge of
• 20:45
  being our ass. Yes, it's it's if Martyrs was
• 20:51
  smutty. Texas chainsaw.
• 20:52
  Yeah, like. Instead of what is that,
• 20:55
  England? Where the fuck does that movie
• 20:57
  take place? France.
• 20:58
  It is new French extremism, so. Yeah, France.
• 21:01
  So instead of France, Texas. Yeah, yeah, Paris, TX maybe.
• 21:06
  Maybe. Could be.
• 21:08
  So yeah, anyway, I just think reiterating everything you said,
• 21:12
  the performances are great. It limits down the dinner scene.
• 21:17
  It finds like the things that are both frightening and also
• 21:21
  kind of silly about this franchise and just nails them
• 21:25
  home. And I can't believe that it has
• 21:26
  as low rating as it does because I think it's so much fucking
• 21:30
  fun. You know, and I wonder, like,
• 21:32
  we've watched the theatrical cut, and I like that one too.
• 21:35
  But I think that because we've had the Blu-ray for a while now,
• 21:38
  for the past few years, we've been watching the director's
• 21:40
  cut, and I feel like that does add a lot.
• 21:43
  Too, Yes. The director's cut version that
• 21:45
  we have, like you can tell when you're getting the additional
• 21:47
  scenes because it switches from Blu-ray to like standard
• 21:51
  definition because they're having to use like the DVD scan.
• 21:53
  Yeah. But yeah, I think, you know,
• 21:56
  like I looked it up and there's I think like 8 or 7 minutes of
• 22:02
  additional content added. Well, let me see.
• 22:05
  It's right here. 7 minutes and three seconds worth of
• 22:10
  additional stuff. And there's one alternate scene,
• 22:13
  so. OK.
• 22:15
  Yeah, I think that that could really be a big difference right
• 22:18
  there, because it sounds like they butchered this movie so
• 22:22
  much compared to how they originally wanted it that they
• 22:25
  sued him. Was what you were saying right?
• 22:28
  Well, they no, they felt like they were withholding it.
• 22:31
  OK. But it's kind of the the stay
• 22:34
  alive syndrome where it gets cut down so much that it just
• 22:39
  becomes a worse movie. Yeah, yeah.
• 22:42
  I'm glad that we got that version.
• 22:44
  If you can do the directors cut, I'd recommend it.
• 22:47
  It's. Yeah, absolutely, absolutely.
• 22:49
  So yeah, I just all around, I think it's just such a fun
• 22:52
  movie. It is chaotic, but in all of the
• 22:56
  right ways. It's the most interesting one,
• 22:58
  yeah, like aside from the original, because the original
• 23:01
  is just a classic, so it's really hard to be.
• 23:03
  But it's just so strange for even for this franchise.
• 23:08
  And and like, obviously they go on to become mega stars, but the
• 23:13
  star power in this like their, their acting ability is just
• 23:16
  incredible. They carry it, really, and it's
• 23:19
  good to have those two as the weeds.
• 23:21
  Yeah, I don't know if this movie would be as successful if we
• 23:23
  didn't have those two leads doing it with their whole chest.
• 23:27
  You know, really, it really does, like hinge entirely on
• 23:30
  that. It would fall apart if you had
• 23:32
  not the right actor for this. Yeah.
• 23:35
  All right, so some bad stuff. Yes.
• 23:38
  The only thing that I don't really care for is the fact it
• 23:41
  it's almost like a quasi remake of the first one.
• 23:44
  I wish that they could break free from the mold of the first
• 23:48
  one. Every movie feels like they have
• 23:50
  to rehash all of the points of that.
• 23:52
  One, yeah, I feel. Like you got enough of like a
• 23:54
  sandbox here with the characters, the setting.
• 23:57
  You can really switch it up a little bit.
• 23:59
  The second one did that a little bit.
• 24:00
  Like they actually go to new locations.
• 24:03
  They have like the whole radio broadcast center and the big
• 24:06
  city amusement Park Place or whatever.
• 24:09
  We understand why they're killing people because they're
• 24:11
  using it for their business. Like it it, it adds to the
• 24:14
  story. It makes things make sense.
• 24:16
  But then but they still hit the beats in that one too, where
• 24:19
  they do like the dinner scene and like, you know, I you don't
• 24:22
  need that stuff you like, just take the characters and run with
• 24:25
  it and have some fun with it. Yeah, and that's the thing too,
• 24:28
  is that with it, it doesn't make as much sense because Texas
• 24:32
  Chainsaw Massacre, why are they keeping just the one person
• 24:35
  alive and bringing them to dinner like I.
• 24:38
  It makes sense in this movie. I think they actually like.
• 24:41
  Explain. It in this movie because she's
• 24:43
  yeah, they're trying to scare her to like a divine like
• 24:46
  spiritual place. Yeah, I also like how this one
• 24:49
  had Kim Hinkle because I mean that's the person that Co made
• 24:52
  the original movie with Sobe Hooper so.
• 24:55
  Apparently he really didn't want to direct it.
• 24:57
  But Robert, he said he's, he was like, not to mince words, but he
• 25:01
  believed me into doing it. He didn't feel comfortable
• 25:03
  shooting all of the action scenes, really.
• 25:05
  Robert Kuhn really thought he was the one that needed to be be
• 25:08
  directing it, because he is. It's his.
• 25:12
  It's his. Project.
• 25:13
  Yeah, you know, him and Toby Hooper, like, that's their baby.
• 25:16
  It's really cool having the original people involved
• 25:19
  because, you know, that means that you're actually getting
• 25:21
  like, an authentic tone from what they were going for, you
• 25:24
  know what I mean? Like, it's cool.
• 25:25
  I like it but OK. What's your bad?
• 25:29
  I guess, yeah, I was going to say kind of retreading the same
• 25:32
  things, but for me, it actually kind of gave me vibes of the
• 25:35
  third one where we have this random car crash that doesn't
• 25:38
  really make sense, and it's just kind of there as a plot
• 25:42
  contrivance to get the, you know, the people involved.
• 25:47
  Yeah. Let's mix it up.
• 25:48
  Let's find a different way. Yeah, it really This movie is
• 25:51
  almost like a melting of the three previous movies.
• 25:54
  Yeah, it feels. Yeah, it just like I get it, you
• 25:59
  have to, you have to yes, hand to yourself.
• 26:01
  But they're like, yes, handing in reverse, which it just you
• 26:08
  need to make the story compelling.
• 26:09
  We need to care about this wreck that's happening.
• 26:11
  They could have just ran into a tree because they were all
• 26:14
  arguing, and that's just as fun. You know, why do we have this
• 26:17
  random car that they hit and this kid passes out?
• 26:21
  You know, they almost kind of make a meta joke on this with
• 26:25
  Vilmer, whenever he picks up Jenny and he shows the bodies in
• 26:30
  the back of the truck, he's like, yeah, you got to, like,
• 26:32
  add like, a few extra things in there just to make them know
• 26:35
  that this isn't Saturday morning cartoons.
• 26:38
  I guess, but yeah. It's just like for the body
• 26:42
  count, I think it's just like Kanan.
• 26:45
  Fodder. Yeah.
• 26:46
  OK, Ugly. Ugly the whole opening and I
• 26:51
  think that this is a director's cut edition because it starts in
• 26:54
  the standard definition and I didn't remember that whenever
• 26:58
  like I. Remember, yeah, the first time
• 27:00
  we watched this we were like what the fuck?
• 27:02
  Was the step dad a creepy rapist before?
• 27:05
  So for those that didn't watch the director's cut, or I could
• 27:08
  be remembering it wrong and this is included in the theatrical,
• 27:12
  but I don't think it is, but it starts with Jenny's dad trying
• 27:15
  to rape her and it's really fucking weird.
• 27:17
  Like right before she just go into prom and it's so no fucking
• 27:20
  strange and upsetting and the mom is powerless in the
• 27:22
  situation and. Also kind of looks like Peggy
• 27:25
  Hill looks. Like Peggy Hill, I mean, Texas,
• 27:27
  Yeah, you know, so it tracks. But still, it's just a very
• 27:31
  uncomfortable situation and it puts you there right out the
• 27:37
  gate. In this movie puts you there in
• 27:39
  a way you really don't want to be.
• 27:40
  Yeah, yeah, All right. What's your ugly?
• 27:43
  Yeah, I was going to say the same thing.
• 27:45
  It it is just, it's really sad. And it's really sad seeing
• 27:49
  Jenny's character. You know, they talk about how
• 27:51
  she keeps herself all covered up because her mom's getting
• 27:53
  married every 15 minutes. And the dads are always creepy
• 27:58
  like that to her. And that's so, so upsetting and
• 28:02
  so unfortunate that she's going through that and that her mom
• 28:05
  feels like that she has to be getting into these relationships
• 28:09
  just to be able to provide. Yeah, it's just man, you you
• 28:14
  feel bad for her also also the. Way Darla managed to get
• 28:19
  involved and gaslit into all of this.
• 28:21
  I mean, I'm not saying she's a good person because she's
• 28:23
  definitely not. She's fully drank the Kool-aid,
• 28:26
  but the way she. We don't know the extent, but
• 28:28
  she's coerced into it from what we know or what we can gather I
• 28:32
  guess. She is every bit as paranoid as
• 28:36
  Vilmer and she actually fully believes that there is a chip in
• 28:39
  her head that will be like exploded or whatever.
• 28:41
  She she doesn't go along with this, I think.
• 28:43
  That there is. Yeah, I mean, it could like.
• 28:46
  And that's The thing is that you hear him talking about these
• 28:49
  like secret societies and stuff, and you're like, OK, Wilmer.
• 28:51
  And then the guy shows up with like the belly rings and the
• 28:55
  scarification and you're like, oh, OK.
• 29:00
  You know, they're upfront about it.
• 29:02
  Yeah. And that's The thing is that
• 29:04
  like, you know, sometimes like people will just like write off
• 29:10
  people who maybe have like some sort of mental illness and
• 29:14
  they'll be like, oh, well, it's just like, you know, side effect
• 29:16
  of your health condition. And it's like, but sometimes the
• 29:21
  paranoid delusions are not actually paranoid delusions.
• 29:23
  They're actually like, this is the thing they're experiencing.
• 29:26
  And maybe you should at least take the time here I'm out, and
• 29:29
  maybe see if there's any evidence for what they're
• 29:31
  saying. Yeah, yeah.
• 29:34
  OK, absurd. Go for it, baby.
• 29:38
  All right, so First off, I'm going to just talk about WE, who
• 29:44
  is a walking historical quote machine.
• 29:47
  He he's a fun character. I like I like this.
• 29:50
  That's different. Yeah, like because any other
• 29:54
  Texas chances of movie, this is going to be the hitchhiker and
• 29:57
  he's just going to be like weird.
• 29:58
  He's just going to be weird. He's going to be like with this
• 30:01
  camera and doing shit, but this is a guy with a shotgun and he's
• 30:03
  just aggressively quoting history at you and.
• 30:06
  The way I kept writing in my notes is he threatens Barry with
• 30:09
  Ulysses S Grant. He threatens Jenny with Ralph
• 30:13
  Waldo Emerson. Do it.
• 30:15
  And he fucking does a good job with it too.
• 30:18
  It's, you know, it works. Also, how the fuck does he?
• 30:22
  He also quotes Shakespeare, but he calls him.
• 30:24
  Billy Billy Shakespeare. I also I love the variety of
• 30:27
  people he quotes cuz you got Ulysses S Grant, then Ralph Aldo
• 30:31
  Emerson, then we got some Nikolai Machiavelli.
• 30:34
  Like you know what? We are all over the spectrum of
• 30:36
  people. I'm gonna say always relevant.
• 30:39
  Yeah. Like, he's got a quote for the
• 30:41
  exact moment all the time. Like, that's the one thing.
• 30:43
  Like, you want him. Like if you live with him, you
• 30:46
  want him to make the wrong one. That way you can say, all right,
• 30:48
  that's enough. That doesn't make any sense.
• 30:50
  But if he keeps coming up with points, they're like, you know
• 30:52
  what? That actually tracks.
• 30:53
  You can't ever tell him to stop. Nobody's ever had a chance to
• 30:55
  tell him to stop. Not because he's always right.
• 30:57
  Cuz he's like, I'm sorry, was that not relevant to the
• 30:59
  conversation? I feel like maybe it was.
• 31:01
  You're gonna argue with Shakespeare?
• 31:03
  You can't. You can't argue with Billy.
• 31:05
  I mean, people really did try to argue with Shakespeare.
• 31:08
  Well, they lost that game a long, long time ago.
• 31:12
  All right, so we have the FBI spot point, which is so fucking
• 31:17
  weird. That's just such a weird thing
• 31:18
  to throw into a Texas Chainsaw movie.
• 31:22
  Isn't FBI. I think it's FBI.
• 31:23
  It's some kind of agents. It's government.
• 31:25
  I think they're like, I wouldn't say FBI because the dude's
• 31:28
  riding in a limo. The FBI is not shelling out limo
• 31:31
  money. Dude, come on, they're not.
• 31:34
  You don't think so? Dude, it's the fucking no
• 31:37
  federal. Government.
• 31:39
  No. All the more reason.
• 31:41
  All the more reason. The whole scene with her tying
• 31:44
  up Jenny, putting her in the trunk of her car and then gonna
• 31:46
  go get pizza. Yeah.
• 31:48
  And like really gonna like show the guy that's at the drive
• 31:52
  through window like, hey, you actually wanna go see?
• 31:53
  Her, I think she would have legitimately showed her.
• 31:56
  I think she showed up. She might have thrown him in
• 31:58
  there too. Maybe.
• 31:59
  She is a strange fucking character.
• 32:01
  She's also if you go in there and you throw a rock through her
• 32:04
  window, she'll show your hair tits like.
• 32:06
  That's a reaction. Yeah, I well, she doesn't give a
• 32:09
  shit because she just makes WE come in there and replace the
• 32:12
  window for every single time. The ending to this movie is just
• 32:15
  so fucking wild, too. Like you get the old couple in
• 32:19
  the RV driving up and then you get a fucking plane that just
• 32:21
  comes down and Nicks Vilmer in the head.
• 32:24
  It's so fucking wack. And to top it all off, we get an
• 32:28
  all right, all right, all right, We do, which is amazing.
• 32:31
  That makes this the true Matthew McConaughey experience.
• 32:35
  I don't really have much to add from what you said with
• 32:39
  everything because all of that is absolutely 100% absurd.
• 32:44
  I do want to know what was up with the suit with his body mods
• 32:49
  underneath and why it was part of what he needed to show 'cause
• 32:53
  he just like starts unbuttoning his shirt and we're like what?
• 32:56
  What's happening, buddy? It gets strange.
• 32:58
  Yeah, I'm surprised you're not going to mention this, but the
• 33:01
  whole thing with Jenny where her corsage keeps bouncing back and
• 33:06
  forth on her. Dude it that should be the
• 33:09
  easiest thing to be able to keep track of.
• 33:12
  I understand there's a lot of continuity things that are easy
• 33:15
  to miss, but where the corsage goes should always be.
• 33:19
  It just switches sides throughout the movie.
• 33:20
  It's so funny. You notice it the most in the
• 33:23
  woods though. Yeah.
• 33:24
  All right, so time to rate. I think I'll give this one.
• 33:31
  I'm going to give it 825. I'm gonna give it a nine.
• 33:35
  Nine. Wow.
• 33:36
  OK. I told you it is my second
• 33:38
  favorite. Yeah, it's a really fun one,
• 33:40
  man. I would say I this one probably
• 33:44
  is my second favorite also. 8.6258. 6/2.
• 33:48
  Five, I think if I did that math right, I did it in my head, so.
• 33:51
  Well, I can't tell you you're wrong because I don't know.
• 33:54
  I can't do that kind of math. You're only an accountant.
• 33:56
  Yeah. OK, I think we're ready to talk
• 33:59
  about it. All right, let's do it.
• 34:01
  We open up with a long ass quote on the screen.
• 34:03
  I just took a picture of it because I'm efficient.
• 34:05
  August 18th, 1973 News of a bizarre chain wielding family
• 34:10
  reports which were to ignite the world's imagination began to
• 34:14
  filter out of Central Texas. Regrettably, not one of the
• 34:17
  family members was ever apprehended, and for more than
• 34:20
  10 years nothing further was heard.
• 34:22
  Then over the next several years, at least 2 minor, yet
• 34:25
  apparently related incidents were reported.
• 34:28
  Then again, nothing. 5 long years.
• 34:31
  Silence dot dot dot. Isn't it weird that every single
• 34:35
  movie chooses to ignore the previous movie?
• 34:38
  Yeah. Like it's always a different
• 34:40
  story about how the events of the first one unfolded.
• 34:43
  The last one, one person was caught.
• 34:47
  Yeah, remember, yeah, cuz it was no, yes.
• 34:50
  Yeah, it was. And they thought it was
• 34:53
  Weatherface and they just gassed them.
• 34:54
  Yeah, it's there's no continuity in this franchise.
• 34:59
  No, there absolutely isn't. Like we have Leatherface and
• 35:02
  maybe it's a different Leatherface every time.
• 35:04
  We don't really know. Sometimes he lives with the
• 35:07
  family, sometimes he's in a foster home.
• 35:09
  He's got different names in so many movies.
• 35:11
  I don't even think he has like a like a government name in this
• 35:14
  one. They just call him Leatherface.
• 35:15
  Sometimes they call him Leather. Well, that's a good nickname
• 35:18
  that's just short. It's like I have to call you
• 35:19
  Jess instead of Jesse. I'm just saying, yeah, as I
• 35:24
  always consider Bubba when they call him that, that's.
• 35:26
  Bubba name? Oh man, I fucking love Bubba.
• 35:28
  Bubba is my favorite name for him.
• 35:30
  OK, anyway, it's the return of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
• 35:36
  So we see a girl getting dressed, doing her makeup while
• 35:38
  the news is playing in the background.
• 35:41
  I don't know, I guess it's good to be informed, but I prefer
• 35:45
  pregame jams. Yeah, You know, people have
• 35:49
  their own ways of getting ready for dances, I guess.
• 35:52
  And the dad stumbles in, he's drunk.
• 35:56
  He pushes himself up on her. Yeah, he had just been fighting
• 35:58
  with her mom, and he's just being really gross.
• 36:02
  And she pushes him off and he's like, hey, you don't want me to
• 36:05
  leave you and your mom penniless and on the street, do you?
• 36:08
  Like. What a fucking.
• 36:10
  Dirtbag. Yeah, but Shawn's there, so he
• 36:12
  he picks her up for the dance, they take a couple of pictures
• 36:15
  and they get the fuck away. So there's AI love this cause at
• 36:21
  the dance it's the prom in their high school gym one of the
• 36:25
  teachers is outside like making awkward jokes with the students.
• 36:29
  Like openly drinking. Openly drinking so drunk.
• 36:33
  Like a pint of liquor right there.
• 36:34
  And he's pissed that he's like chaperoning.
• 36:36
  And I thought it was just like a funny little bit.
• 36:39
  Barry is not there. And I guess Miss Abbott is being
• 36:42
  a little shit stir. And she's like, oh really?
• 36:44
  You're still with Barry and Jeanette's like, Jeanette is
• 36:48
  twitchy. Jeanette's on something.
• 36:51
  Jeanette's weird. I don't know what her deal is,
• 36:53
  but she's trying to. Like she's trying to get a
• 36:56
  sentence out, but she can't fucking get it out.
• 36:58
  She's so she's fucking twitchy and.
• 37:00
  It's just like, really, She It just culminates in her calling
• 37:03
  the teacher a bitch. Yeah, she's just a bitch.
• 37:06
  So Heather ends up finding Barry, making out with some
• 37:09
  other random person. He's like we just kissed once,
• 37:11
  just a little. Bit.
• 37:12
  That's one really long kiss with tongues I.
• 37:15
  This guy fucking sucks but he's so funny.
• 37:17
  He is and he he really is. Like that point of where they're
• 37:20
  talking about doing caricatures of American.
• 37:23
  Yeah, he really is. It's so fucking funny.
• 37:25
  So she storms off. She gets in her car and peels
• 37:28
  out. No, she gets in his car because
• 37:29
  he's pissed because he's like, my dad will be furious if
• 37:32
  anything happens to this car. It's my ass on the line.
• 37:34
  That's right. So she peels out.
• 37:35
  He manages to hop in the passenger seat real quick as
• 37:38
  she's driving away and they're now driving off.
• 37:41
  And Jenny and Shawn are in the back seat, and it's implied that
• 37:44
  maybe they were making out, but Barry is like, we all know
• 37:47
  Shawn's a pothead. And you guys are just out here
• 37:49
  getting high. Yeah.
• 37:52
  They also get into a Fender Bender here.
• 37:55
  It's a hit and run actually. Because yeah, just.
• 37:57
  Fucking peels off after hitting that person.
• 37:59
  This is like where we get some banter here.
• 38:02
  Basically they're Barry's pissed and then he's like he's arguing
• 38:08
  with Heather. He's like, you know what?
• 38:09
  I wouldn't be kissing her if she sexes me more.
• 38:11
  He's like, you know, if you like, I need it because I could
• 38:13
  get prostate cancer. And Jenny calls, and now he
• 38:18
  said. That's not real, by the way.
• 38:20
  Yeah, and she, I like how she doesn't even acknowledge Barry.
• 38:23
  Like she's not even dealing with that.
• 38:24
  She's just talking to Heather. She was like, he's full of shit,
• 38:27
  Don't listen to him. He's.
• 38:28
  Half right ejaculations do help with your prostate and prevent
• 38:33
  prostate cancer, but it doesn't have to be through sex.
• 38:36
  You can. You can cure yourself, buddy.
• 38:38
  Just take like extra 5 minutes in the shower.
• 38:40
  Just love yourself man, love yourself.
• 38:44
  And then Heather goes to a real dark place.
• 38:46
  She goes. Wouldn't it be really cool if we
• 38:48
  wrecked and like a band wrote a song about it?
• 38:51
  I fucking love that. Yeah.
• 38:53
  She's like, Oh my God. It would be like, wouldn't it be
• 38:55
  awesome if we just, like, wrecked and died right now?
• 38:57
  They could write a song and. Then between this and her name
• 39:00
  being Heather, pardon me was like maybe we should watch
• 39:02
  Heather after this. Oh my God, man.
• 39:05
  So they also like Barry's own tearing down Jenny because he
• 39:10
  just had his whole lie torn apart, and then he's talking
• 39:14
  about her body and he's like, you don't even have tits.
• 39:16
  And then they're like, Barry's like, what?
• 39:18
  Girls have tits? So it's like one of my favorite
• 39:21
  lines. Like it's just so matter of
• 39:22
  fact. Like you have girls have tits.
• 39:25
  So they end up getting into another wreck, this one a little
• 39:30
  bit harder to drive away from, and the other driver gets out
• 39:33
  and he's very much a me. Like my 2 reactions when I'm
• 39:38
  hurt are either to just like no talking, no words or nothing or
• 39:43
  I'm OK, I'm OK, OK OK. That's what this guy does.
• 39:48
  He's like OK, I'm OK, I'm good, I'm OK.
• 39:50
  And then he passes the fuck out. He just falls down.
• 39:54
  So they're like, OK, fuck this guy, we need to get help.
• 39:59
  So Heather, just like, all right, I'm going to go.
• 40:02
  And then Barry and Jenny tag along.
• 40:04
  No, Jenny says she's going to go look for somebody and she's
• 40:07
  like, anybody feel free to come with me.
• 40:09
  So Heather and Barry follow along and Sean stays with the
• 40:12
  guy. OK, yes.
• 40:14
  And they are walking around, they find this building, don't
• 40:18
  exactly know what this place. And I will say the whole time
• 40:22
  that they're doing this, Heather's talking about, she
• 40:25
  feels like somebody is out there.
• 40:26
  She's like, I just feel like somebody is watching us.
• 40:29
  Probably is. It's probably a Villemer.
• 40:31
  And they got a Maglite that apparently needs new batteries,
• 40:34
  which is really unfortunate. Maglites are one of the most
• 40:37
  useful things to have in your trunk.
• 40:39
  So they arrived at the building. For some reason I have it.
• 40:43
  It's never confirmed but for some reason I have it in my head
• 40:46
  that she's like, it's a real estate office.
• 40:48
  It kind of has that vibe to. It yeah, and I think it's
• 40:50
  partially also like her matching suit, skirt suit.
• 40:54
  Yeah, she got that suit with the shoulder pads.
• 40:55
  Yeah, Yeah, Real fancy, like, yeah.
• 40:57
  So this space, this is basically the gas station for this movie.
• 41:03
  So they arrived there and they asked her to call the cops.
• 41:07
  She doesn't. She calls the Vilmer instead and
• 41:10
  tells Vilmer that they wreck like about a mile away from
• 41:13
  where they are now. So.
• 41:15
  Then I made a super funny note joke in my notes where the kids
• 41:21
  drive by and they bust the window cuz she flashes.
• 41:25
  Oh yeah, yeah. Oh, bust the window.
• 41:27
  Yeah, cuz. She just like shows her.
• 41:29
  Boobies out. Yeah.
• 41:30
  Yeah. And Velmer arrives at the side
• 41:32
  of the wreck, and he tells Sean that the other driver's dead.
• 41:36
  And Sean's like, no, he's not. He just passed out.
• 41:37
  He goes, Dad's dead, and then he breaks his neck and he goes
• 41:41
  definitely dead. So he starts chasing after Sean.
• 41:45
  I like how whenever he's getting into chase mode, he, like, flips
• 41:48
  on some rock music. Yeah, the soundtrack in this
• 41:50
  movie is pretty crazy. It's awesome.
• 41:52
  Actually, I I love the soundtrack.
• 41:54
  It's a grunge, man. Like man, if I was a
• 41:56
  psychopathic murderer chasing somebody in a truck, this is
• 41:58
  probably the type of music I'd blast.
• 42:00
  It's. Good tunes for Yeah I agree.
• 42:03
  He manages to run down Sean and just keeps running him over,
• 42:07
  over and over again in his truck.
• 42:09
  So Darla tells the other three to go ahead and walk back.
• 42:13
  Sorry, she can't give him a ride, but Vilmer won't give him
• 42:15
  a ride. And don't worry about him too
• 42:17
  much. She's like, I don't.
• 42:19
  It's fun. It'll be fun.
• 42:21
  They're walking, there's a car that is going down the road and
• 42:25
  ends up turning down another road, and Barry and Heather
• 42:28
  decide that they're going to go follow it, while Jenny's going
• 42:31
  to stay on the path and get back to Sean.
• 42:33
  Yeah, and this is where her flower like just keeps switching
• 42:36
  sides and I'm like how how many takes did you do in this on
• 42:40
  different days that you couldn't get the corsage to stay on the
• 42:43
  correct side? I it really is weird, but it
• 42:47
  kind of like it's interesting because it shows you that these
• 42:50
  movies aren't made like all at once like that.
• 42:53
  They like do this over like several days, several different
• 42:55
  takes. It's kind of cool.
• 42:58
  All right, so Barry and Heather, they make it to the house.
• 43:01
  Yeah, and this is where Heather's like saying that like,
• 43:02
  I'm not stupid. I'm more just a bitch and I'm
• 43:06
  only with you for your money. And kind of like how my mom is,
• 43:09
  I'm just actually turning into her.
• 43:12
  And then she, this is where she's talking about like, and
• 43:13
  Jenny is not what you think she is either.
• 43:15
  Like she's got all of these home life problems and she's actually
• 43:19
  got a banging body. I've seen it like trust they
• 43:23
  find the house and their plan is that they're going to like pay
• 43:27
  for a ride and she's like we'll say that we'll pay him $50.00
• 43:30
  but we only have 5 with us now and that we'll give him the rest
• 43:33
  when they get us home. And then we just won't.
• 43:35
  He was like that's kind of messed up Heather.
• 43:37
  And she goes what? My dad does it all the time.
• 43:39
  I I believe it. Yeah.
• 43:41
  All right, so while this is happening, Jenny's made it back
• 43:45
  to where they wrecked that. Except there's no car, there's
• 43:47
  no Shawn, there's no body there. There's just a rim left.
• 43:51
  So she's left wondering what the fuck happened.
• 43:54
  So Heather and Barry knock on the front door, and they're not
• 43:57
  getting an answer. And Barry's like, well, I'm
• 43:59
  going to go check around back. And Heather's like, OK, I'm
• 44:01
  going to wait out front. She sits on the porch swing, and
• 44:04
  Leatherface comes up behind her, and it's sniffing her hair.
• 44:06
  And she like, she keeps swatting it away.
• 44:08
  She thinks like it's a bug or something.
• 44:09
  Which if it was me and I kept feeling that, I wouldn't be able
• 44:12
  to not turn my head around. Yeah, Barry is threatened with
• 44:18
  Ulysses S Grant quotes here. And yeah, combination leather
• 44:23
  base takes Heather inside and puts her in the freezer.
• 44:25
  And I like that the freezer door isn't staying latched the way it
• 44:28
  usually does. And she keeps.
• 44:29
  Popping out and he. Has to put like a keg on it
• 44:32
  basically. I don't even know what that is.
• 44:34
  It's like a fucking piece from an airplane or something.
• 44:36
  It looks like a distiller. OK, I I don't.
• 44:39
  Know what it is? I bet the moon, Sean.
• 44:41
  They probably do. They probably do.
• 44:43
  Yeah, yeah. So that happens, Barry gets led
• 44:47
  to the front door, but instead of allowing Mr. WE and he just
• 44:52
  gets in the door and locks him out.
• 44:53
  Yeah, well, first he's threatened by Machiavelli, and
• 44:55
  Barry's like, you know what Machiavelli would do?
• 44:57
  Lock you out. I like this.
• 45:00
  This is funny because Barry goes in there and he's like Heather
• 45:03
  Heather and he like goes and finds the bathroom.
• 45:05
  There's like fucking bodies in a weird fucking like the typical
• 45:08
  Leatherface decor in the house. Yeah, like he goes.
• 45:13
  There's a hook on the back of the bathroom door and instead of
• 45:15
  a robe, as you would expect, it's just skin.
• 45:18
  It's. Skin, it's a skin robe, but he
• 45:20
  like goes over and he gets to the toilet and he starts peeing.
• 45:23
  He's like, yeah, so like there's a guy out there that had a
• 45:26
  shotgun to me. I just walked him out.
• 45:28
  It's like, it's like he came home from work and is talking
• 45:31
  about his day with Heather in the stranger's home with body
• 45:35
  shit all over the place. It's so fucking weird.
• 45:37
  It would have looked like if they hadn't died, and this might
• 45:39
  be. They should have been recruited
• 45:41
  really. They had like the perfect people
• 45:42
  to like add on to the family here.
• 45:45
  So after he's done peeing, he turns around and finally sees
• 45:50
  the body he apparently didn't smell before in the tub, freaks
• 45:55
  out, then he sees the skin robe, and then he runs out and finds
• 45:59
  Leatherface. And he is cute.
• 46:02
  Yep, gets Sledge tammered right to the face.
• 46:04
  And Leatherface says, you know what, enough of this shit, and
• 46:07
  puts Heather on the meat hook. So Jenny manages to flag down a
• 46:11
  vehicle with flashing lights. Oh, it's a tow truck with
• 46:14
  Wilmer. And he was like, he's very
• 46:17
  immediately inhospitable and hostile.
• 46:20
  And he's like, get in. And she was like, where's Sean?
• 46:23
  He's like, I'll tell you if you get in.
• 46:26
  And he's like creeping her out the whole time, which, yes.
• 46:30
  I mean, you don't want to hear when you get in the stranger
• 46:32
  truck. Yeah, you don't want to get in
• 46:34
  too many stranger trucks these days.
• 46:36
  There's a lot of psychos out there.
• 46:38
  I remember I had a flat on the side of the road and this man
• 46:42
  stopped to help and he's like, I'll give you a ride to the
• 46:44
  Walmart down the street. You can get a new tire.
• 46:46
  And I was like, thank you, but no, thank you.
• 46:48
  And he was like, I've got a daughter your age.
• 46:50
  I would want her to say the same thing.
• 46:52
  And like, in my head, because he ended up just being a very
• 46:54
  helpful person, didn't do anything.
• 46:56
  But in my head, I was like, man, if I was trying to disarm
• 46:59
  somebody and get them to come into my car, that's how I'd
• 47:01
  react to them. Say no, thank you the first
• 47:03
  time. That's.
• 47:03
  True, you never, never buy any of it.
• 47:08
  Yeah, I was like, just chill here.
• 47:12
  All right, so yeah, she manages to get creeped out to the point
• 47:17
  to just tumbling out the side of the truck.
• 47:19
  Yeah, well. She gets creeped out to that
• 47:22
  point because he tells her to look out the back window and
• 47:24
  then he kind of forces her head to look and that's where she
• 47:26
  sees Sean's body dangling next to the other driver and then
• 47:29
  that's when she does a tuck and roll.
• 47:31
  Yep. So she goes running.
• 47:32
  He chases after her in the truck.
• 47:33
  And she gets with his psycho tape chasing music.
• 47:37
  Yep, she gets in between a bunch of trees and he can't get to her
• 47:40
  and he's like, all right, you win and drives off.
• 47:42
  But then she gets chased by Leatherface and that ends up
• 47:46
  leading her to run to the house up the stairs.
• 47:48
  This is the scene by the way, as a kid that I was hungry for more
• 47:53
  of these movies and ever I saw it on TV one day and I was like
• 47:57
  cool, I'll finally get to watch another.
• 47:59
  It had been a long time. I first watched the second one
• 48:02
  whenever I was like a little kid and then seeing this, I think
• 48:05
  that's one of the reasons why I love this movie too, because
• 48:07
  this chase scene is so fucking good.
• 48:09
  Like he just like comes up there with a chainsaw all the way into
• 48:11
  the house. It's basically the first movie
• 48:13
  again. Yeah, and she is in that
• 48:15
  bedroom. She finds a taxidermy cop, takes
• 48:17
  his gun, but unfortunately the gun is not loaded so she has to
• 48:22
  jump through a window. Well, and this time I like that
• 48:24
  they do it a little bit different.
• 48:26
  They actually climb the roof and Leatherface actually goes to the
• 48:28
  window too and climbs the roof with her.
• 48:30
  Yes, and what I said last night was that it's very much giving
• 48:34
  Halloween for that's. What I was thinking too, I mean
• 48:38
  this like the I mean basically had the same title as that one.
• 48:42
  Yeah, the 4th movie in franchises always fucking kicks
• 48:46
  ass. Yeah, this one Halloween Friday,
• 48:49
  13th saw I'm on Elm Street. Fucking all kick.
• 48:55
  Hot hot take. Final destination.
• 48:58
  Final Destination 4 is good. Yeah, I will die on that hill.
• 49:01
  I will die on it, you heard. You heard, I like to see how
• 49:06
  he's like, they like go over to the other side of the roof.
• 49:08
  He chainsaws like a part of the chimney off.
• 49:11
  And then she climbs onto an antenna and it's like a last
• 49:15
  ditch effort, but she sees a wire and she hops to it as he
• 49:18
  chainsaws the antenna down. So she climbs over to a tree,
• 49:21
  but manages to just like, fall through some kind of add on that
• 49:25
  they're planning for the house, I guess because it's under
• 49:27
  construction. It makes me think of that house
• 49:29
  down the street from us where they were trying to build that
• 49:31
  home gym in their backyard for so long.
• 49:33
  Yeah, you're right. Yeah, Yep.
• 49:35
  So she they did get it done if anybody was curious.
• 49:39
  And she recovers, and she's starting to walk away, but
• 49:42
  Weatherface bursts through one of the walls that is in progress
• 49:46
  there and continues to chase. She ends up running into the
• 49:49
  same business where she was at before.
• 49:51
  And so Darla called WE and says that she needs to come, that he
• 49:57
  needs to come fix this. And when he gets there, she
• 49:59
  goes, where's the gunny sack? And he goes, well, I got this
• 50:02
  and there's a trash bag. And so Jenny starts trying to
• 50:04
  fight, but he ends up getting getting her and taunts her with
• 50:07
  Ralph Waldo Emerson. Yeah, instead of the broom, he's
• 50:10
  got like an actual stun. Yeah, this.
• 50:13
  Time. Like a prodder, I assume it's a
• 50:15
  cattle prod. Yeah.
• 50:17
  And she WE puts her in Darla's trunk and Darla as she's walking
• 50:23
  out. I just love this because this is
• 50:25
  so 1994 Hertz. But she to turn off her lights.
• 50:29
  Yep. Yep.
• 50:31
  All right. So she's like, hey, I'm hungry.
• 50:33
  I'm gonna go pick up some pizza on the way home.
• 50:35
  Yeah, she's like, tell a Villemer I'm bringing food.
• 50:37
  Yeah, All right, so she goes and gets pizza.
• 50:41
  We're at the pizza drive through right now.
• 50:44
  There's a dude there and he can hear the screaming in the back
• 50:47
  of the trunk. And he's like, what is that?
• 50:49
  And she's like, you want me to show you?
• 50:50
  And he's like, sure. She even says that loud.
• 50:53
  She's like, I got a body bag there.
• 50:54
  Yeah, man, she is so this place so fucking weird.
• 51:00
  But I mean, would you believe it if somebody said that to you?
• 51:03
  If I heard screaming, yeah, probably.
• 51:05
  Honestly, I'm not going to be that dumb to be like, I don't
• 51:07
  know, man. Here's the.
• 51:08
  Thing so she gets so and she goes around back and she tells
• 51:12
  Jenny that she needs to be quiet.
• 51:15
  So nothing bad happens to her and she goes well can you at
• 51:17
  least poke a hole in the back so I can breathe?
• 51:19
  She goes if I poke a hole will you be quiet?
• 51:21
  And she says yes. So she's poke in the hole and
• 51:23
  that's when a cop comes up from behind.
• 51:25
  The thing that sells this hole scene to me is the fact that we
• 51:27
  have like these kids that are getting ice cream or whatever
• 51:31
  from like a baseball game that they were just saying yes.
• 51:33
  And it's like just out there. And Jenny is just like she can
• 51:36
  hear all the ambience out there. She knows that there are people
• 51:38
  around, but she's having such a civil conversation with Darla.
• 51:42
  It's so fucking weird. And then the cop is like, OK,
• 51:46
  I'm going to go get her because she's got her trunk open.
• 51:48
  We're trying to get her coffee at a pizza place because that's
• 51:51
  where you want to get your coffee from.
• 51:52
  Yeah, that's where you get real quality coffee, obviously.
• 51:55
  So he walks over there as she's closing the trunk.
• 51:58
  He's like, I think he's trying to hit on her.
• 52:01
  And she's like, he's like, can I see what's in the trunk?
• 52:04
  And she goes, no, she just drives off and the cops like.
• 52:10
  I'm OK. I still need my coffee.
• 52:12
  So yeah, Heather is crawling through the road.
• 52:15
  She somehow managed to unhook. Herself and.
• 52:17
  She is out in the middle of the road and Darla stops the car and
• 52:22
  go check on her and she's like, OK here, I'll help you, give me
• 52:26
  a second. She walks over and tests some
• 52:28
  sticks. She she's seen sleep away camp
• 52:31
  too. Yes, she's like, I know how
• 52:33
  effective. This is how you can push
• 52:34
  somebody into a porta potty filled with Peaches.
• 52:38
  Yeah, exactly. You take a stick, you bonk.
• 52:41
  Yeah. And she goes her ring.
• 52:42
  It's the most delicate bonks ever.
• 52:44
  It's like a massage, really. It's honestly, it's such a, it's
• 52:47
  such a dainty stick. I don't it's not a good quality
• 52:50
  bonking stick. It's hollow.
• 52:51
  Yeah. Yeah, it's not.
• 52:52
  It's not effective. She is one of the like tree
• 52:55
  branches from our yard that fell in the last storm.
• 52:58
  Those, those would be good bonking.
• 53:00
  Sticks and it's a good bonking yeah, yeah.
• 53:02
  And then she's just like oh, fuck it.
• 53:04
  And she's like, I'll just tell WE.
• 53:06
  So she just like gets in the car and drives off and leaves her in
• 53:08
  the road. So back at the house, Vilmer is
• 53:10
  very paranoid that the FBI is watching and listening to them.
• 53:14
  And then with WE, he brings Heather in.
• 53:16
  He look full on Dracula's her and then tases Jenny.
• 53:22
  So Darla is telling Jenny that Vilmer, he's basically the
• 53:26
  Illuminati. This is how I put it in my nose.
• 53:29
  Like he's part of the secret society, but he can't really
• 53:31
  talk about it because it's so secret.
• 53:33
  But like, they're all out there and they're controlling things
• 53:36
  and they're trying to scare people because it's part of
• 53:37
  their secret mission. Yeah, he's he's got a job like
• 53:40
  in she's not buying it. But I love how like upfront
• 53:43
  they're actually being like, hey, this is like a thing, like
• 53:45
  we're working here, all right. Then Vilmer comes in, throws
• 53:48
  Darla out and closes the door and just like, does a lot of
• 53:51
  shouting in Jenny's face. And then this is where they all
• 53:55
  move to the kitchen and they're fighting, as is customary in a
• 53:58
  Texas Chainsaw movie. Except for the last one because
• 54:01
  they were functional. Found family situation.
• 54:03
  Yeah, that's true. That's the most chill family is
• 54:07
  Texas Chainsaw 3. Jenny ends up grabbing the
• 54:09
  shotgun and she tells them to get on the ground.
• 54:12
  But Vilmer is like, you know what?
• 54:14
  I'm a cut my titty instead. I like how.
• 54:17
  He he just goes and grabs a beer from the fridge.
• 54:19
  Yeah, it's like, you know what? I need a drink.
• 54:22
  They're all fighting again, and Jenny tries to wake Heather up.
• 54:27
  Vilmer ends up taking the gun. He does his oh.
• 54:33
  My God, I love it, man. He like does this chant.
• 54:35
  The chaos here is great. And he he's fucking with her
• 54:38
  head. He's like, he's got the shotgun
• 54:40
  shells. He's like, I bet you they don't.
• 54:42
  That thing is not loaded, so they don't know.
• 54:44
  He takes it and he ends up shooting it into the ceiling.
• 54:46
  It's actually loaded. Yeah, so Jenny ends up running
• 54:49
  out and he follows, and this is where he jumps out the window
• 54:52
  and he gives a big old Hardy. Yeah, wins right on the car.
• 54:57
  So they get her, and they bring her back inside.
• 55:00
  Leatherface fancies himself up. Doing the Pretty Woman.
• 55:04
  Yeah, yeah, I like it. So does Darla.
• 55:07
  She is dressed. Kind of like Heather, I've kind.
• 55:10
  Of like Heather, yeah, she puts on a a little purple dress and
• 55:13
  does her hair up the same way she she and she puts the pizza
• 55:17
  in the what is it? The convection oven.
• 55:20
  Yeah, so she gets in there and she starts like having this hot
• 55:23
  and steamy moment with Filmer and she like, takes his remote
• 55:26
  control and starts fucking with his leg.
• 55:28
  Yeah, he's got like a hydraulic leg brace on.
• 55:31
  Yeah, we've never really mentioned that yet because it
• 55:33
  hasn't been super relevant, but it's going to be relevant for
• 55:37
  the rest of this movie. It's a thing, Yeah.
• 55:39
  And she, I think that turns him on, like the fact that he takes
• 55:43
  or she takes control of his leg and it's just like making him
• 55:45
  sit down and get back up and like, over and over again.
• 55:47
  It's really fucking strange. They have this aggressive make
• 55:50
  out session that she, like, shoves them into the fridge and
• 55:53
  everything like that. And then she goes and serves
• 55:55
  pizza dinner. And as Vilmer walks in, he says
• 55:58
  what? All right, all right, all right.
• 56:02
  So Dill Resource getting really aggressive with Jimmy and
• 56:08
  they're all fighting, Darla's yelling, and then I love
• 56:12
  Leatherface just sitting at the table just painting their nails.
• 56:16
  My favorite thing is WE just having like a chill conversation
• 56:20
  with grandpa over. There, Yeah.
• 56:22
  They say that they want Jenny, that Leatherface wants Jenny's
• 56:26
  face as her new face. So Jenny starts fighting because
• 56:30
  she realizes that means that, yeah, obviously your skin's
• 56:32
  going to be she. Gets she gets up, she slaps
• 56:35
  Vilmer in the face, and then she just starts scolding everybody.
• 56:38
  She's like, no, this isn't happening, you guys need to get
• 56:40
  your fucking shit together. And then she's like, I'm
• 56:43
  leaving, I'm getting out of here.
• 56:45
  Vilmer gets so pissed off about this he just storms out of the
• 56:49
  kitchen and. Then Grandpa walks out too.
• 56:51
  Grandpa just gets up and walks. Yeah, and then leather face
• 56:54
  starts going and she's like, no, she's like tells him to shut up
• 57:00
  and he actually just stops. So this is when the suits arrive
• 57:05
  from the secret society. They come in and they try and
• 57:08
  calm Jenny and then they have a. He he starts talking to Vilmer
• 57:15
  and he's like, this is appalling.
• 57:18
  You are here for one reason. And he's like, do you understand
• 57:22
  what that is? And Vilmer won't say anything.
• 57:24
  And he's like, I want them to know the meaning of horror.
• 57:28
  Yes. Don't be a silly boy.
• 57:31
  And then he proceeds to unbutton his shirt, walk over to Jenny,
• 57:36
  revealing. Restrained by Leatherface now.
• 57:39
  Revealing his body mods and he goes over, kneels down and just
• 57:44
  starts licking her face. Which again, will not feel like
• 57:47
  a dogs tongue, no. Or a cat's tongue, as we
• 57:50
  discussed. And then he leaves.
• 57:52
  He just walks out after that. Jenny wants to try and find a
• 57:56
  way out, well, first, and she's trying to get Heather.
• 57:58
  Wilmer. Wilmer blows off scene from that
• 58:01
  immediately by going over to Heather and crushing her head.
• 58:03
  Yeah. Or somebody said we, we.
• 58:05
  It's Heather. We forgot to mention the part
• 58:07
  where he lit Heather on fire. Yeah, oh, I wrote that he
• 58:12
  emulates her, but we were caught up in all of the yelling.
• 58:15
  Yeah, yeah, he he like straight up put her on fire.
• 58:17
  I like Darla's immediate reaction to go get the
• 58:21
  extinguisher and just put it. I was like, God damn it, I
• 58:23
  wasn't prepared for that. Shit, he starts cutting himself
• 58:27
  again because it's just how he blows off steam.
• 58:29
  Darla is trying to stop him from doing it, Leatherface is crying,
• 58:32
  and Jenny runs. Filmer tries to grab her, but
• 58:35
  she ends up finding the remote for his brace and sets it going
• 58:39
  haywire, and she manages to get out that way.
• 58:41
  And then this is where he's got apparently a bunch of remotes
• 58:44
  for his brace that are all programmed to it, so he's trying
• 58:47
  to get one that'll work the. One that the battery works then.
• 58:50
  Yeah, he ends up getting it, and then him and Leatherface chase
• 58:54
  Jenny an RV picks her up. Like it doesn't stop moving
• 58:57
  because Leatherface is real fucking fast, ends up picking
• 59:01
  her up and Leatherface and Vilmer are in the tow truck and
• 59:04
  they're kind of racing the RV chariot style like bumping up
• 59:09
  against it and the RV ends up crashing.
• 59:11
  It's. Kind of like the Texas Transom 2
• 59:13
  scene on the bridge there. Like he's like standing in the
• 59:15
  back of the truck chasing on it. Yeah, the RV flips over.
• 59:19
  Jenny gets out and she runs. There is a plane that is flying
• 59:22
  very low overhead. It ends up hitting Filmer.
• 59:25
  Leatherface is screaming. Limo pulls up and gets Jenny.
• 59:29
  It's got the suit guy in there who apologized and he's like,
• 59:31
  listen, like I said, we just, we wanted to get you to the divine
• 59:36
  place from horror. Would you like to go to the
• 59:39
  police station or the hospital? He said this is supposed to be a
• 59:42
  spiritual experience and he's he's apologizing because he's
• 59:47
  like, this went horribly wrong. This isn't how it was supposed
• 59:50
  to go. And then the cop there, John
• 59:53
  Dugan, is telling her promise we'll follow up on this.
• 59:59
  This is not the end of this. And I'm like, I feel like Sally
• 1:00:01
  Hardesty heard the same thing. And she's rolling past on the
• 1:00:03
  Gurney. She's like, yeah, no, I
• 1:00:04
  definitely heard the. Same thing.
• 1:00:05
  They make eye contact, and it's really weird.
• 1:00:07
  And he just keeps asking, so do you know that woman, ma'am?
• 1:00:10
  Ma'am, do you know that woman? And he's like, what is going on
• 1:00:12
  in this place? OK.
• 1:00:13
  It's apparently like a common occurrence.
• 1:00:15
  There's a lot of people like that there, apparently.
• 1:00:19
  And that's the end of the movie. Get that web-based in the
• 1:00:22
  chainsaw that ends. Yeah.
• 1:00:23
  Mm. Hmm.
• 1:00:24
  I always love closing on it. Yeah.
• 1:00:26
  Text the chainsaw with that. Mm.
• 1:00:28
  Hmm. OK.
• 1:00:29
  All right. Yep.
• 1:00:30
  That's how it ends. Over finito?
• 1:00:33
  Yep. Where are you rating it?
• 1:00:37
  I'll do 85. 85, yeah, I'm keeping it at a nine.
• 1:00:41
  So we get 8.75 as our new average.
• 1:00:44
  Well, it's one thing you would change just to bump it up a
• 1:00:46
  little bit more. Like I said, don't follow the
• 1:00:48
  formula of the first movie. Go off the rails and do your own
• 1:00:51
  thing. This movie, it was a remake,
• 1:00:53
  essentially. Really, when you think of it,
• 1:00:56
  it's a remake. We don't do dream sequels in
• 1:01:00
  this, but because it's a franchise.
• 1:01:02
  But for Texas Chainsaw and my inability to keep track of them,
• 1:01:08
  we need to come up with what is the nickname for this movie.
• 1:01:11
  I think the obvious 1 is this is the Matthew McConaughey 1.
• 1:01:15
  Yeah, I feel like you can come up with a better name than just
• 1:01:17
  the Matthew McConaughey 1 though.
• 1:01:18
  We're not trying to come up with a name, we're just trying to
• 1:01:20
  come up with like a nickname for it so we know what it is.
• 1:01:23
  OK. OK, well, do you want a name for
• 1:01:26
  it? Do you want a name for it?
• 1:01:27
  Come up with a name. No, let's just do Matthew
• 1:01:31
  McConaughey. That's fine.
• 1:01:32
  So Talia, man, she was feeling it last night.
• 1:01:36
  She was showing off her tummy. I'm just going to say everybody
• 1:01:39
  was bopping last night. Nobody wanted to watch the
• 1:01:41
  movie. Everybody was just like going
• 1:01:43
  off doing all kinds of shit. Like Scout, Zoe, Talia, They're
• 1:01:48
  all just like rolling around bark and meowing all kinds of
• 1:01:50
  stuff. They were just not having it.
• 1:01:53
  But I do think Talia generally likes this movie.
• 1:01:56
  She was excited. I think she was looking forward
• 1:01:58
  to it. She just got caught up in the
• 1:02:00
  energy of the cast. It's kind of like Vilmer is like
• 1:02:02
  barking, and so she appreciates that she feels seen with it.
• 1:02:05
  Yeah. So I think Talia would give this
• 1:02:09
  A7. OK, I think 7 works for her.
• 1:02:13
  Who is Zoe's ultimate warrior? Filmer like the Boo, That's what
• 1:02:19
  she does in the middle of the night, and she does that stuff
• 1:02:23
  in the middle of the night. She types herself up just like
• 1:02:25
  Wilmer does. She does OK.
• 1:02:29
  Who'd you relate to? I related to Leatherface, just
• 1:02:32
  sitting at the dinner table painting nails, just like all
• 1:02:35
  those dramas going on. But I gotta chip.
• 1:02:37
  I gotta take care of this. I related to grandpa because,
• 1:02:40
  like, when shit got real, he just wanted to get the fuck out
• 1:02:43
  of there. And I would have done the exact
• 1:02:44
  same. Yeah, it just got too much
• 1:02:46
  relatable. I would have just bowed out and
• 1:02:47
  be like, all right, I'm done. Yeah, this, this got too much
• 1:02:50
  too fast, Yeah. OK, tagline.
• 1:02:53
  Yeah, new tagline. I feel like you can do the same
• 1:02:57
  type of thing with like Matthew McConaughey and Dazed and
• 1:03:00
  Confused with this movie where like you're talking about the
• 1:03:02
  Texas chance on massacre movies being the same.
• 1:03:04
  Like I get older they keep staying the same.
• 1:03:08
  So Leatherface keeps Leatherface keeps getting older.
• 1:03:13
  His victims just keep saying what?
• 1:03:16
  Is what's the? That's what I was going to ask
• 1:03:18
  you. All right, Leatherface keeps
• 1:03:20
  getting older, and his victims stay the same age.
• 1:03:25
  We can do better than this. In Central Texas, everything is
• 1:03:29
  not all right, all right, all right.
• 1:03:32
  Yeah, it is in fact, not. All right, all right, all right.
• 1:03:38
  OK, OK, I can deal with that. Cool.
• 1:03:40
  All right, All right. So I think we are ready for some
• 1:03:44
  reviews. OK, so I actually pulled a
• 1:03:46
  critic review for this one. This was a review written for
• 1:03:51
  the New York Times by somebody named Janet Maslin, and I'm just
• 1:03:56
  gonna read a snippet of it without much wood of its own.
• 1:04:00
  Kim Hinkle's tyro film is just what the Polish scream makes fun
• 1:04:03
  of. Heather, you OK?
• 1:04:05
  There's some crazy guy outside with a shotgun.
• 1:04:07
  Locked him out though it's own efforts to be tongue in cheek.
• 1:04:10
  As with the backwoods gunman who goats Emerson and Machiavelli
• 1:04:14
  fall seriously flat. Why can't I talk?
• 1:04:18
  But should anyone have the patience to look closely at the
• 1:04:20
  two leading players, do show signs of what would soon make
• 1:04:23
  them famous. Mizelle Weger, sweet and
• 1:04:26
  sprightly in a natural born ditz, may be the only actress
• 1:04:29
  who could point a gun bravely at a killer, then simply shriek and
• 1:04:31
  drop it and scamper away. Matthew McConaughey, already
• 1:04:35
  armed and dangerous with those flash knives and dimples,
• 1:04:37
  manages to play a murderous nut with more swagger than the role
• 1:04:40
  deserves. Still, there is no good way for
• 1:04:42
  him to grab the Zellweger by the face and stick his fingers into
• 1:04:45
  her mouth, which is the kind of semi nasty violence that is seen
• 1:04:47
  here. Much of it comes from
• 1:04:49
  Leatherface, played by Robert Jacks.
• 1:04:51
  About that, the less said the better.
• 1:04:53
  When was this reviewed? August 29th, 1997.
• 1:04:58
  So this is after the the Columbia Tri-star review.
• 1:05:05
  Well, yeah. I don't know, I think it's
• 1:05:08
  tongue in cheek. I don't think everything has to
• 1:05:10
  be like super polished and bright and shiny.
• 1:05:13
  Well, this franchise is never any of those things.
• 1:05:15
  Yeah. And The thing is that like it
• 1:05:18
  seems like it came out after Scream and I think this reviewer
• 1:05:21
  was comparing it to Scream because of that, but it was made
• 1:05:24
  before Scream. Yeah, I don't think that's fair.
• 1:05:26
  You need to look at it in like the lens of 94.
• 1:05:28
  And again, it's it's own franchise.
• 1:05:30
  It's not Scream. It's Texas trains on Massacre,
• 1:05:33
  you know. Yeah.
• 1:05:35
  And that's like one of those things where I can understand
• 1:05:37
  why people hate Scream because, like, they're like Scream ruined
• 1:05:40
  movies because like, everybody changed how they started looking
• 1:05:44
  at movies around that time. And like, because of that,
• 1:05:48
  they're like, yeah, Texas Chainsaw just didn't really.
• 1:05:50
  Like, I get it, it's tongue in cheek, but why not be Scream?
• 1:05:53
  Like, you know what I mean? Like, no, that's not that's not
• 1:05:56
  what they wanted to do. They wanted to make fun of the
• 1:06:00
  like the culture of that era. The teens make them super like
• 1:06:05
  stylized and like amped up versions of that.
• 1:06:09
  And they just kind of did the same with the characters from
• 1:06:12
  the first movie too. They just took them and like
• 1:06:14
  went in the weirdest possible direction that they could have.
• 1:06:17
  And I think that makes for an entertaining movie right there,
• 1:06:20
  man. The characters are the thing
• 1:06:22
  that I think makes this movie one of the stronger in the
• 1:06:24
  series personally. Yes.
• 1:06:26
  And I think the acting is great. And honestly, like, I don't
• 1:06:30
  know, Texas Chainsaw, it is grittier.
• 1:06:33
  It is nastier. That's just part of what this
• 1:06:36
  franchise is. The weird thing like they
• 1:06:39
  sounded like that person was knocking the weather face in
• 1:06:41
  this movie, but I like the weather face in this movie.
• 1:06:43
  This is one of the movies that I think actually nails the weather
• 1:06:46
  face look really hard. The original mass is OK, but the
• 1:06:50
  Pretty Woman look in this movie is great.
• 1:06:52
  I mean you can't beat the original Pretty Woman from the
• 1:06:56
  original movie, but this Pretty Woman look is awesome.
• 1:06:59
  I fucking love it. It's got this creepiness to it.
• 1:07:02
  Like I don't know man. I thought that they did a great
• 1:07:05
  job with this one personally. Like I totally get people not
• 1:07:09
  liking this one though. And that's the thing, I it hurts
• 1:07:12
  still that this is a movie that's in the threes on IMDb.
• 1:07:15
  But like. I feel like I'm seeing people
• 1:07:18
  turn on this one. I'm I'm seeing more and more
• 1:07:20
  positive comments about this movie as we are going on.
• 1:07:24
  I think so. I think it's one of those that
• 1:07:26
  people are starting to find a love for nowadays.
• 1:07:29
  Just today, like I was like, I'm subscribed to the Halloween
• 1:07:33
  movie subreddit and somebody's like, all right, which one would
• 1:07:35
  you rather watch? It was Halloween Resurrection or
• 1:07:37
  Texas Chainsaw the Next Generation.
• 1:07:39
  And somebody's like honestly, Texas Chainsaw because it's
• 1:07:43
  good. And we get Matthew McConaughey
• 1:07:46
  chewing up every single scene that he's in compared to Busta
• 1:07:49
  Rhymes, which I will fucking defend Busta Rhymes and
• 1:07:52
  Halloween Resurrection also. I don't like his writing, I like
• 1:07:55
  his acting. I think he's just a fun
• 1:07:58
  character. Just doing Kung Fu on Michael
• 1:08:00
  Myers. I don't give a shit, man, That's
• 1:08:02
  fun. OK, do we have any listener
• 1:08:05
  reviews? We do OK.
• 1:08:07
  First off we have Tucker who says OK look crazy.
• 1:08:11
  McConaughey alone makes this terrible, terrible movie.
• 1:08:13
  A7 out 10 for me. Like you said, he chews every
• 1:08:18
  bit of scenery and everything he's in.
• 1:08:20
  Dude, he's amazing. He elevates this movie with that
• 1:08:23
  performance. Honestly, if you didn't have
• 1:08:25
  that, I don't think it would succeed.
• 1:08:26
  A lesser performer could not have made this movie as good as
• 1:08:29
  it is. No, exactly.
• 1:08:31
  We have Michael E Howard who says Texas Chainsaw Massacre The
• 1:08:35
  next generation does not get the love it deserves.
• 1:08:37
  This most insane ride feels like a fever dream.
• 1:08:40
  Adding it to the Chainsaw legacy only makes it even more
• 1:08:43
  delirious. This is top notch B movie love
• 1:08:46
  here and I'm Tim. Hell yeah, man, that's that
• 1:08:49
  person that. Gets it?
• 1:08:50
  Right there. And we have one thing.
• 1:08:52
  It's not a review, but it was a Jurassic Souls who said I've yet
• 1:08:56
  to see it. All I know is Matthew
• 1:08:57
  McConaughey is unhinged. I'm hyped.
• 1:08:59
  Watch it. I can't wait for you to watch
• 1:09:01
  it. I think you'll enjoy it.
• 1:09:03
  Yeah, man, it's a fucking crazy movie.
• 1:09:06
  I'm glad that the people here that listen to the show are the
• 1:09:11
  type that like this movie too. I I seem to recall in the
• 1:09:15
  discord where a couple of folks are watching this.
• 1:09:17
  Yeah, and. They ended up really enjoying it
• 1:09:20
  as well. Chad, Chad remarked of his love
• 1:09:23
  for it. And then Johnny watched it, I
• 1:09:25
  think for the first time. I said it was a wild, wild ride.
• 1:09:28
  I don't know what that means, Johnny, but.
• 1:09:29
  I think from Johnny that's a compliment.
• 1:09:31
  I think it is too. Yeah, I think.
• 1:09:33
  Yeah, Johnny, usually. Is Johnny doesn't mince words.
• 1:09:36
  Yeah. All right.
• 1:09:38
  So, yeah, yeah, it's it's good, man.
• 1:09:40
  If you, any of you hearing what we said, like I said about
• 1:09:45
  previous movies on this month's episodes, this is 1 if even if
• 1:09:49
  you know what's going to happen, watch it because it's the
• 1:09:52
  experience that you're going for.
• 1:09:54
  There's nothing really that should like surprises you in
• 1:09:56
  this movie. It's just a fun time.
• 1:09:58
  Ever surprising and it takes a chainsaw movie other than
• 1:10:02
  Leatherface. There's one that's surprising.
• 1:10:04
  There's a few moments that will surprise me and some of them and
• 1:10:09
  upcoming ones we'll talk about. But yeah, this movie, like it's
• 1:10:12
  just it's just a fucking experience you need.
• 1:10:15
  Everybody needs to watch this movie.
• 1:10:16
  I think go in with like with open expectations open.
• 1:10:21
  Heart, open mind. Yeah, just, you know, just go
• 1:10:24
  in, look for a good time. I think you'll have one.
• 1:10:27
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• 1:10:31
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• 1:10:35
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• 1:10:39
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• 1:10:41
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• 1:11:08
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• 1:11:29
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• 1:11:31
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• 1:11:33
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• 1:11:39
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• 1:11:42
  Yeah. The next Texas Chainsaw Massacre
• 1:11:44
  movie that comes out next month. The remake.
• 1:11:47
  Yeah. So yeah.
• 1:11:48
  Are we already on the remake? Yeah, we go to the remake next.
• 1:11:52
  Oh boy, this is where I'm going to start getting really confused
• 1:11:55
  about what movie we're talking about.
• 1:11:56
  You guys. I, for the life of me, cannot
• 1:11:59
  keep me straight. Jesse, this has been the entire
• 1:12:01
  time. You've never once known one
• 1:12:03
  movie you've been talking about this entire time.
• 1:12:05
  I've known these 4:00-ish. Debatable.
• 1:12:11
  Maybe we we I haven't I could go back and pull clips from each
• 1:12:14
  episode and I could have I could build a case you're.
• 1:12:17
  Being mean. Be nice to our patrons.
• 1:12:20
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• 1:12:23
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• 1:12:26
  do you? I got to be right about this.
• 1:12:28
  You are no WE because what you're quoting has no relevance
• 1:12:31
  to her conversation. I I don't quote historical
• 1:12:34
  figures. I quote Barry, Barry and Ricky.
• 1:12:36
  That's all I quote over here. That's why you have that word
• 1:12:39
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• 1:12:44
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  Freakatron, as is his name, Amber, Michael, Tyler Ward,
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  Zombie, Chad, Johnny and Jason. Thanks everybody for being
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  support. It means a whole bunch to us.
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  I really, really mean that. Love you guys so much.
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  scarymovie@gmail.com. Thanks everybody for being here
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  and thanks for being with us for Prom Month.
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  It was a fun time, but the dance is over and we'll come back to
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  it next month or next year. But yeah, we'll see you guys
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  next month. Until.
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  Then bye. 4 letters, one word.
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  Wayne you.