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Dwayne Kennedy & Maggie Hughes DePalo: Reality Show Nightmares & UFO Scientists | TPMS Ep. 36 · The Pat McGann Show

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SPEAKER_05: It's episode 36 of the Pat McGann Show.
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SPEAKER_05: This week, Pat welcomes comedians Dwayne Kennedy and Maggie Hughes DePaulo.
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SPEAKER_05: The Pat McGann Show, as always, is brought to you by Tiege Hanley, a complicated skincare for men.
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SPEAKER_05: And now, here's Pat.
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SPEAKER_06: Alright, here we go.
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SPEAKER_06: Episode 36.
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SPEAKER_06: We're live here in the Tiege Hanley studios on the west side of Chicago.
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SPEAKER_06: And this one, guys, this is a ho-hum.
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SPEAKER_06: This is a vintage episode.
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SPEAKER_06: This is what this is what I had in mind when I when we launched the podcast.
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SPEAKER_06: Just a hang with some comics, some people I know.
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SPEAKER_06: I mean, I love having guests on here and getting to know people.
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SPEAKER_06: But I got Dwayne Kennedy and Maggie, who's the polo on the ride today.
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SPEAKER_06: Maggie H D, I saw on the clapper.
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SPEAKER_06: I like that.
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SPEAKER_04: M H D.
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SPEAKER_06: Maggie H D.
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SPEAKER_04: There you go.
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SPEAKER_04: I like it.
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SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I wanted to uh jump into something that I just saw.
0:54
SPEAKER_06: I gotta admit, I had not watched this show, but I get a little bit like defensive, maybe.
1:00
SPEAKER_06: I get you know, a little talking about the Chicago comedy scene.
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SPEAKER_06: Um, but first one also want to acknowledge Chris Higgins was on this show just showing how much in the pulse we are.
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SPEAKER_06: But Kevin Hart has a show on Netflix.
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SPEAKER_06: Have you heard about this?
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SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
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SPEAKER_04: I've seen a bunch of the clips.
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SPEAKER_04: I haven't seen anybody set yet.
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SPEAKER_06: Funny at Funny AF.
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SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:20
SPEAKER_06: It's brought to you by Abercrombie and Fitch.
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SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_06: Funny AF, Kevin Hart on Netflix.
1:25
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:25
SPEAKER_06: And uh they had uh like an audition.
1:28
SPEAKER_06: What is it?
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SPEAKER_06: A contest contest, and that's the thing, right?
1:31
SPEAKER_06: Uh competitive stand-up.
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SPEAKER_06: That's the worst never fun.
1:34
SPEAKER_06: No, right?
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SPEAKER_01: It's already competitive when you're doing the show.
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SPEAKER_01: Now you gotta add another layer.
1:39
SPEAKER_01: Oh boy.
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SPEAKER_06: Yeah, so they did an audition here in Chicago, and I they weren't loving what the city was offering.
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SPEAKER_06: But I don't even think they had a bunch of Chicago comics on there.
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SPEAKER_06: They just happened to have the audition here.
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SPEAKER_01: It was probably one of those things where they know going in certain cities we're gonna we can are expendable or we can diss or we can pretend to be honest about our opinion.
2:03
SPEAKER_01: Because they wouldn't do that to folks in LA because they were there's too many connections and too much to lose, right?
2:09
SPEAKER_01: That's a good point, yeah.
2:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:11
SPEAKER_06: I mean a bunch of bullies.
2:13
SPEAKER_06: If you don't like the content, then that's what you edit out, right?
2:17
SPEAKER_06: And then you just put better stuff on.
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SPEAKER_06: Yeah, right.
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SPEAKER_06: Especially if you're a stand-up trying to elevate the game.
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SPEAKER_06: It just seems like a little bit like why do you want to go there?
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SPEAKER_06: Yeah, have that be part of the show.
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SPEAKER_01: As a stand-up, you know what I mean?
2:29
SPEAKER_01: You know how for how it was for you coming up.
2:31
SPEAKER_01: Oh man.
2:32
SPEAKER_04: Well, and they're all really good comics.
2:34
SPEAKER_04: I can't imagine, like, nobody bombed, maybe you don't like a certain style.
2:38
SPEAKER_04: Like Chris Higgins is very different from other people.
2:40
SPEAKER_04: Like, I I feel like yeah, it was definitely a little trash shocking.
2:43
SPEAKER_06: But and the clip is is Kevin Hart talking to Camal, right?
2:48
SPEAKER_06: Who started here.
2:49
SPEAKER_06: I know, man.
2:50
SPEAKER_01: Like, you gotta stand up for Chicago, dude.
2:52
SPEAKER_01: Like, this is Oh, he and did you see the clip uh Camel did stand up?
2:55
SPEAKER_01: He said, uh-huh.
2:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you're right.
2:57
SPEAKER_01: I said uh-huh.
2:58
SPEAKER_01: That's true.
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SPEAKER_01: You're right.
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SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah, everything.
3:01
SPEAKER_06: He was like P.
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SPEAKER_06: Diddy in a uh biggie song.
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SPEAKER_03: Just over his shoulder.
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SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
3:08
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
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SPEAKER_03: Right.
3:09
SPEAKER_06: That's right.
3:10
SPEAKER_06: That's right.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, man.
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SPEAKER_01: Right.
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SPEAKER_01: Camal started here, and what are you doing, man?
3:15
SPEAKER_01: And then let's they should have a show reviewing let's critique Kevin Hart's act.
3:21
SPEAKER_01: Right.
3:21
SPEAKER_01: Let's start with that.
3:22
SPEAKER_01: Who are you?
3:23
SPEAKER_04: You would also think somebody that big would have a little more grace and at least have something positive to say about everybody, right?
3:31
SPEAKER_06: Big, you mean five one?
3:33
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
3:34
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
3:34
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
3:35
SPEAKER_06: But that ego's like five.
3:37
SPEAKER_04: On a phone book, yeah.
3:38
SPEAKER_04: I I you know, or at least like if you see like a cooking show, like the you know, the the professional chefs will like, you know, say something nice about it, but it was missing this.
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SPEAKER_04: Like, he just flat out is like, that was bad.
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SPEAKER_04: Like wasn't real thoughtful.
3:53
SPEAKER_06: Did you hear about this?
3:54
SPEAKER_06: Did you know that this was going on?
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SPEAKER_06: That they were they had this audition here?
3:56
SPEAKER_04: I did.
3:57
SPEAKER_04: I well, I've seen clips like Olivia Carter uh was on it, I believe.
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SPEAKER_04: I've seen uh yeah, I've seen it all over social media, but she's great, but also very different than Chris Higgins.
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SPEAKER_04: Like you're not gonna get the same.
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SPEAKER_04: Um but I did not I did not see what you showed me today, which is that they they didn't uh enjoy it, I guess.
4:13
SPEAKER_04: So they did Chicago, New York, LA, and then one person gets picked for what?
4:17
SPEAKER_06: I'm not even sure of like the format of the show.
4:20
SPEAKER_06: And and I kind of intentionally avoid stuff like this.
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SPEAKER_06: I'm not like that's not a show I'm gonna watch, competitive stand-up.
4:26
SPEAKER_06: Like, I'm just kind of because I'm first gonna be like, why didn't I get an audition?
4:29
SPEAKER_06: Why didn't you sure and then you're like it just is like you just put it over there.
4:34
SPEAKER_01: You you want to be invited so you can say, nah.
4:37
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, exactly.
4:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
4:38
SPEAKER_01: I don't want to do that.
4:40
SPEAKER_01: I've done them.
4:40
SPEAKER_06: You've done them.
4:41
SPEAKER_06: I have, yeah.
4:42
SPEAKER_06: I you know, last comic standing was the first one I did, and that was like when my son was sick.
4:48
SPEAKER_06: Elliot had leukemia, and we were like going through that, and they I felt them sniffing around that as like my backstory.
4:56
SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah, they love it.
4:57
SPEAKER_06: Oh, and they like interviewed.
4:58
SPEAKER_06: I was like, Yeah, you know, they're asking me something.
4:59
SPEAKER_06: I'm like, no, that's uh that's private.
5:01
SPEAKER_06: I'm not going there.
5:02
SPEAKER_04: So they love it when AGT where they were like behind the scenes, like, tell us more about you.
5:07
SPEAKER_04: Like yes, really.
5:09
SPEAKER_06: They love that, and they love when you too.
5:10
SPEAKER_06: And America's got talent.
5:12
SPEAKER_06: I actually was uh I had an experience on there, dude.
5:15
SPEAKER_06: I I did the live show in front of Simon and Heidi, all of them.
5:19
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
5:19
SPEAKER_06: And I um I did a bit that they asked me to do.
5:23
SPEAKER_06: They're like, we want you to do this bit.
5:24
SPEAKER_06: I kind of I didn't have to audition.
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SPEAKER_06: They had seen me live and they were kind of bringing me in.
5:28
SPEAKER_06: Um and they did I didn't get approved.
5:31
SPEAKER_06: And I was sitting there like, you know, your live audience, you're like, oh, is this happening?
5:36
SPEAKER_06: Like kind of, oh man.
5:39
SPEAKER_04: Especially when like the people there are like juggling knives with their tongues right before you.
5:43
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, and you want to like, you know, you're listening to who is it, Howie?
5:47
SPEAKER_06: It was how Howie was with me.
5:49
SPEAKER_06: I had like two of the four.
5:50
SPEAKER_06: Right.
5:51
SPEAKER_06: And I was like, in the back of my mind, I was like, I knew that bit was a that not the bit to do.
5:55
SPEAKER_06: Right.
5:55
SPEAKER_06: You know, and then the judges are saying, like, I don't know, the material choice, like, you producer told me to do it.
6:01
SPEAKER_06: That's what they do, man.
6:03
SPEAKER_01: They set you up.
6:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they set you up.
6:05
SPEAKER_06: So I asked for another, like, I'm like, I can let me turn this around.
6:09
SPEAKER_06: And I actually did.
6:10
SPEAKER_06: I did another like two minutes, three minutes, turned it around, like had a moment.
6:14
SPEAKER_06: I was like, oh man, I'm definitely gonna be on this.
6:17
SPEAKER_06: And then uh I got a call.
6:19
SPEAKER_06: And they did all the background, I'm like FaceTiming the kids, we're taping all this stuff, and then I got cut out at the end, which I am actually glad I did in retrospect.
6:28
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
6:28
SPEAKER_06: I am happy.
6:29
SPEAKER_04: Well, they say you have to be back in LA like a bunch of times, it's like a hassle, and there's not a lot of pay.
6:34
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, and now what you hear about these shows, even the people we've had on here, we had Joe Flam on here talking about the cooking competition, you know, top chef, like they sequester you.
6:42
SPEAKER_06: They, you know, Bill Rancick was talking about with The Apprentice.
6:45
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, they take you out of reality, they take your you know, phone away, and they irritate you.
6:50
SPEAKER_06: They want to get you a little bit off, they get you agitated because they want to get away.
6:54
SPEAKER_01: A lot of AGT rejects on the show.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they want you to start crying.
6:57
SPEAKER_04: I got rejected out of the gate.
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7:10
SPEAKER_04: Like for America's Got Talent.
7:12
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
7:13
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8:08
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, the uh but some people make their you know, make their bones there.
8:12
SPEAKER_06: Yes.
8:13
SPEAKER_06: We were talking about just uh off camera.
8:15
SPEAKER_06: It's all over social media owes Pearlman being the host at uh the White House Correspondence Dinner during all the chaos.
8:21
SPEAKER_06: He was an America's guy talent guy.
8:23
SPEAKER_06: He's a mentalist.
8:24
SPEAKER_06: Or mentalist, yeah.
8:25
SPEAKER_06: And he uh didn't see it coming.
8:27
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, exactly.
8:29
SPEAKER_06: Where was he at?
8:31
SPEAKER_04: No, I've seen that video.
8:32
SPEAKER_04: He's like still doing a bit or a in front of while it's going on.
8:37
SPEAKER_04: Like he didn't have a clue.
8:38
SPEAKER_04: I don't know that he's the best mentalist out there, to be honest.
8:42
SPEAKER_04: He like missed a whole thing.
8:44
SPEAKER_06: So he's incredible.
8:46
SPEAKER_06: No, no, I'm kidding.
8:46
SPEAKER_06: You've got to pull up some of his clips.
8:48
SPEAKER_06: I was because I actually am buddies with this dude.
8:49
SPEAKER_06: I did a couple gigs with him.
8:51
SPEAKER_06: Okay, I'm talking to him about being on this this show.
8:53
SPEAKER_06: O's.
8:54
SPEAKER_06: He's uh he would be a great get.
8:56
SPEAKER_06: In his mind, he's already on the show, yeah, right?
8:58
SPEAKER_06: Sure.
8:58
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
8:59
SPEAKER_06: But I've seen him uh do some stuff live.
9:00
SPEAKER_06: He did a show for Sebastian's uh tour for like the uh behind the scenes people, all the and uh you know I've seen his stuff on TV, he's gone viral a million times.
9:10
SPEAKER_04: He's pretty much mentalist is what again?
9:14
SPEAKER_06: It's like you would think psychic, but it's I don't know what if he was reading mine's and that is a mentalist worse.
9:21
SPEAKER_06: That was a quick read.
9:22
SPEAKER_06: That's what I'm saying.
9:23
SPEAKER_04: He's he's yeah.
9:24
SPEAKER_04: Uh okay, go ahead.
9:25
SPEAKER_06: It's not a psychic, but a I'm not even sure what yeah, what is the difference between psychic and a mentalist?
9:31
SPEAKER_01: Uh your your your dog was named so and so.
9:34
SPEAKER_01: You when so you're thinking of why is my act so lame?
9:39
SPEAKER_01: What that's you know you're think you're you you came here in a blue car and yeah, they can read it.
9:47
SPEAKER_01: Read stuff, see stuff.
9:48
SPEAKER_04: All right, well, let's have him on circle.
9:52
SPEAKER_06: Chicago.
9:53
SPEAKER_01: Let me just say one to say about that that whole thing when everything was happening in the chaos at the dinner.
10:00
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
10:01
SPEAKER_01: They showed a, I was watching the CNN, they showed a clip, people are scrambling, Secret Service guns, one cat was sitting in the audience, still eating.
10:09
SPEAKER_04: Still eating.
10:10
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
10:11
SPEAKER_01: I saw that.
10:12
SPEAKER_04: People were grabbing championships.
10:16
SPEAKER_01: Champagne, line, just stepping over.
10:19
SPEAKER_01: I guess he said they ain't trying to kill me.
10:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
10:22
SPEAKER_06: And this meatloaf is good.
10:24
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
10:24
SPEAKER_06: That was aggressive.
10:25
SPEAKER_06: There were everyone was reacting differently.
10:27
SPEAKER_06: They're guys like pointing guns into the crowd.
10:29
SPEAKER_06: Is that what they're trained to do?
10:31
SPEAKER_06: They're just, and uh, and then they what they took everybody out of there.
10:35
SPEAKER_06: Right.
10:35
SPEAKER_06: Well, it seemed like uh it escorted some people out.
10:38
SPEAKER_01: They left Cheryl Hines on her own.
10:40
SPEAKER_01: She had to just, she was tra Robert Kennedy had two security guys.
10:44
SPEAKER_01: She was just backing up.
10:45
SPEAKER_04: All the women were crawling on the ground by themselves.
10:48
SPEAKER_01: What about my wife?
10:49
SPEAKER_01: Uh she'd be all right.
10:50
SPEAKER_01: Let's go.
10:50
SPEAKER_06: Remember, Kenny was trying to.
10:51
SPEAKER_06: Is there any carcass around?
10:52
SPEAKER_06: Was there anyone murdered?
10:53
SPEAKER_06: I'm gonna drag that back to my apartment.
10:55
SPEAKER_06: Right, right.
10:56
SPEAKER_01: Dissect it.
10:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I need to cut off some penises and take them back to the take them back to my room.
11:01
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:04
SPEAKER_04: All right, back to Kevin Hart.
11:07
SPEAKER_04: Kevin Hart has no business judging comedy.
11:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I just felt like that.
11:11
SPEAKER_01: I don't really think any comedian has a business judging as an endeavor.
11:17
SPEAKER_01: I mean, of course, we all do it in our minds or amongst each other.
11:19
SPEAKER_01: Right.
11:20
SPEAKER_01: But to put it on a show, I don't think anybody should be doing that, really.
11:23
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's it.
11:24
SPEAKER_01: And it looks like they're talking in the back of the room during a live show.
11:26
SPEAKER_01: Like comedy.
11:27
SPEAKER_01: Well, Kevin's talking.
11:28
SPEAKER_01: Right.
11:28
SPEAKER_01: Kumel is just agreeing.
11:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
11:31
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, he really was just a yes man.
11:32
SPEAKER_01: He was just, yeah.
11:34
SPEAKER_01: What?
11:34
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, sure.
11:35
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
11:35
SPEAKER_01: Have you had to do any uh have you done any reality?
11:38
SPEAKER_01: I have, brother.
11:39
SPEAKER_01: I yeah, I did uh no, what is it?
11:42
SPEAKER_01: Uh Last Comic Standing.
11:44
SPEAKER_01: And I regret that I ever did it.
11:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
11:48
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
11:48
SPEAKER_06: And they would go on tours too, because Rocky did really well on that.
11:51
SPEAKER_06: And then they would take the top comics and go on a national tour.
11:54
SPEAKER_06: You're living like that bus life for like a year.
11:56
SPEAKER_06: And they would do all the cedars.
11:58
SPEAKER_01: I knew a cat that uh Jay London was one of the winners.
12:01
SPEAKER_01: He I think he did that.
12:03
SPEAKER_01: I did it.
12:03
SPEAKER_01: I uh I flew to New York and and auditioned, and I passed, and then I went to LA.
12:12
SPEAKER_01: I was in uh with my group, and then was I was one of like I think 32, and then the it was the the next pass would have been to get into the a house or whatever you and I was same thing, it's like man, I'm doing it, you know, competitively, just as human nature, you want to win, but also I hope I do not make it into this house.
12:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:36
SPEAKER_06: That's because then they see a different side of you.
12:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, man.
12:39
SPEAKER_01: And I don't need anybody to see a different side of me.
12:42
SPEAKER_01: Just the one side is cool.
12:44
SPEAKER_01: You know who was in my group though?
12:46
SPEAKER_01: Um, oh man, what's the woman that created?
12:50
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I know her very, I forgot her name.
12:53
SPEAKER_01: Uh she's Nigerian.
12:54
SPEAKER_01: She created Bob, one of the co-creators of Bob La Hart's ABBA show.
12:58
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
12:59
SPEAKER_06: Uh I remember the show, but I don't remember.
13:01
SPEAKER_06: She was a stand-up.
13:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she's a stand-up, man.
13:04
SPEAKER_01: And I just work with uh she was in my group and Judy Schumer.
13:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Judy Tenuda.
13:10
SPEAKER_01: Judy January was in my group.
13:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
13:12
SPEAKER_06: That's how does that was actually the hang.
13:16
SPEAKER_06: The hang was a good part of my experience with Last Comic Standing.
13:18
SPEAKER_06: Was we went out, the audition was in New York, it was at Gotham, and it was 30 comics.
13:24
SPEAKER_06: Everybody was there.
13:25
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
13:25
SPEAKER_06: And like comics that you've seen, heard about, like kind of knew of, yeah, finally getting to meet.
13:30
SPEAKER_06: And then everybody after the audition went to a bar and it was like an afternoon hang.
13:35
SPEAKER_01: It was uh did we audition the same year?
13:37
SPEAKER_06: We may have been there, or we may have been a different day, so they did have like heats, and it but it was at Gotham.
13:43
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and who judges that who judges last comment standing?
13:48
SPEAKER_06: Like, is it a it was producers at this time?
13:50
SPEAKER_06: It was an empty club, which that sucks.
13:52
SPEAKER_06: I mean, that's awkward.
13:53
SPEAKER_06: You walk out, you walk in Gotham Comedy Club, and there's three people sitting right in front of you, act, right?
13:58
SPEAKER_06: You're sitting behind your hear the person before you.
14:00
SPEAKER_06: I remember I remember the person before me was Miss Pat.
14:03
SPEAKER_06: Miss Pat.
14:04
SPEAKER_06: She is so funny.
14:05
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, she's funny.
14:06
SPEAKER_06: She had them going, and she's got a life story about, you know, I'm back there and they're like, so uh tell us about yourself.
14:12
SPEAKER_06: She's like, I've been shot three times.
14:14
SPEAKER_06: I got hit by a bus, like I hit by a car.
14:16
SPEAKER_06: And I'm like, oh man, I used I used to sell.
14:22
SPEAKER_04: Oh man, this is I was an altar boy, and uh used to sell packaging.
14:26
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, you've got to have a backstory in some way.
14:28
SPEAKER_06: They wanna they want to put you in in a box, you know.
14:31
SPEAKER_06: That's when I that's they're gonna cut the commercial right there.
14:35
SPEAKER_06: That was I gave them a good out right there.
14:37
SPEAKER_06: They're gonna put you in a box.
14:39
SPEAKER_06: You know what you can get a box of skincare.
14:42
SPEAKER_06: Jeez.
14:44
SPEAKER_06: But yeah, that was the uh the experience.
14:46
SPEAKER_06: It's not that fun doing doing that.
14:48
SPEAKER_01: And I'm gonna tell you this when I went to LA, you know who else was in my group?
14:51
SPEAKER_01: Amy Schumer.
14:52
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
14:52
SPEAKER_01: Oh, wow.
14:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
14:54
SPEAKER_01: But when I went to LA, again, like you said, they're trying to get backstory, trying to get into your personal life.
14:59
SPEAKER_01: And I did, I had my mother and my sister come to the show, and I think they cut to him while I was horrible, man.
15:08
SPEAKER_01: And then Bill Bellamy was the uh Oh, is he the host then?
15:11
SPEAKER_01: Was the host.
15:12
SPEAKER_01: Bill Bellamy.
15:12
SPEAKER_04: I haven't known that man in a long time.
15:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he was the host.
15:16
SPEAKER_01: And here's here's the the uh the the backhanded indictment with with with with black comedians sometimes, like Bill Bellamy said, Oh, this brother, this uh that bit was really uh it was really smart.
15:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
15:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, really.
15:33
SPEAKER_01: Not funny, but made you think, made me think, my wife was on that goddamn show.
15:41
SPEAKER_06: That is a little bit that's funny that you can pick up on that.
15:45
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
15:45
SPEAKER_06: There is always something you can see.
15:48
SPEAKER_06: Uh right.
15:49
SPEAKER_04: So you audition.
15:50
SPEAKER_04: I'm just always curious how these work.
15:52
SPEAKER_04: You audition, you go home, and then you find out who wins, or is there like a a grand event at the end?
15:57
SPEAKER_06: They had yeah, they called you.
15:59
SPEAKER_06: It was like and that was the one where they were kind of going around like you know, my son and going through the backstory.
16:05
SPEAKER_06: They call you just to hear more, and they're like, you know, we wanted to advance, we we want more about you, you know.
16:10
SPEAKER_06: Right.
16:10
SPEAKER_04: So who won that year?
16:12
SPEAKER_04: Do you remember?
16:12
SPEAKER_06: I forget.
16:13
SPEAKER_06: I forget.
16:14
SPEAKER_06: Tommy Jonaghan may have done well.
16:16
SPEAKER_06: Was that no?
16:16
SPEAKER_06: I think that was after.
16:17
SPEAKER_06: I think he had done well before.
16:19
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I forget.
16:20
SPEAKER_06: After I wasn't, I just kind of probably didn't even watch it.
16:23
SPEAKER_01: A lot of those contest shows, though, man, sometimes it's not the person that wins that goes on.
16:29
SPEAKER_01: There's people that who who finished second or third or didn't even make the preliminaries who go on to have big careers, like Brad Garrett, he did um what was it, Star Search.
16:40
SPEAKER_01: He didn't win, but you know, yeah, you know, well it's interesting too.
16:43
SPEAKER_04: Like how many years ago that was for you, like pre social media being such a massive source of like getting out there and being seen.
16:52
SPEAKER_04: Like I don't even know if they do as many.
16:54
SPEAKER_04: Uh like I haven't heard of I know they do Last Comic Standing, JFL, that kind of stuff, but like back then that was like Oh, it was huge, and it was a game changer.
17:01
SPEAKER_06: It could really change your career.
17:02
SPEAKER_06: Right.
17:04
SPEAKER_06: They did keep you for a year and had a tour, and those were fun.
17:08
SPEAKER_06: That seemed like fun, although you hear in the back story or you know, behind the scenes about how brutal it was with the bus and all that.
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17:47
SPEAKER_06: That always reminded me of those Bob and Tom.
17:49
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17:51
SPEAKER_06: Did you guys you ever do Bob and Tom?
17:53
SPEAKER_06: I just did it.
17:54
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I was like the week of.
17:56
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, well, Bob had been retired for a while.
17:58
SPEAKER_06: When I the first couple times I did it, Bob was there.
18:00
SPEAKER_06: And these guys did more for stand-up in a sense than a lot of shows.
18:05
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
18:05
SPEAKER_06: They were based out of indie.
18:07
SPEAKER_06: If people don't know Bob and Tom, you probably do, because they were in about every market all over the country.
18:11
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
18:12
SPEAKER_06: And um, when I went to school uh in Dayton, Ohio, that's when I first kind of heard of them because I had buddies from Indianapolis.
18:17
SPEAKER_06: They brought their like albums.
18:18
SPEAKER_06: They would bring in, you know, they were like the huge morning show when morning radio mattered.
18:23
SPEAKER_06: They still are, yeah.
18:24
SPEAKER_06: And they did a lot of people.
18:24
SPEAKER_04: They helped me sell my indie sh my indie tickets.
18:26
SPEAKER_06: Um Bob passed away.
18:27
SPEAKER_04: Oh, you did it so you were yeah, I was just there, like through two two and a half weeks ago.
18:31
SPEAKER_04: He died a week later.
18:32
SPEAKER_04: I was in the studio with Tom and the crew.
18:35
SPEAKER_04: Man, um, yeah, they're huge.
18:38
SPEAKER_04: And they were great.
18:39
SPEAKER_04: Um love stand-up, they love music, like super interesting guy.
18:42
SPEAKER_04: Tom is the one that's still there, right?
18:44
SPEAKER_04: Bob was that.
18:45
SPEAKER_06: Tom Griswold, he's still there.
18:47
SPEAKER_06: He has a son that's a comic.
18:48
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, he's a stand-up funny dude.
18:50
SPEAKER_06: He's out here.
18:51
SPEAKER_06: He's in Chicago.
18:51
SPEAKER_06: Willie.
18:52
SPEAKER_04: Griswold, yeah.
18:53
SPEAKER_04: Griswold.
18:54
SPEAKER_01: Willie Griswold.
18:55
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
18:55
SPEAKER_04: All right.
18:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
18:56
SPEAKER_01: I've heard of him.
18:57
SPEAKER_01: I I know people, yeah, but I know.
18:59
SPEAKER_06: Sounds like a made-up name, but that's his.
19:00
SPEAKER_04: He does, yeah.
19:01
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
19:01
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I wanted to shout them out because I was I was I was in a Bob and Tom market this weekend.
19:05
SPEAKER_06: I was in uh Toledo, Ohio.
19:07
SPEAKER_06: Nice.
19:08
SPEAKER_06: Oh man, how'd that go?
19:09
SPEAKER_06: It was, you know, it was great, man.
19:11
SPEAKER_06: Glass City?
19:12
SPEAKER_06: That's what they call it.
19:13
SPEAKER_06: It is a glass city.
19:14
SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
19:14
SPEAKER_06: I uh you know, they must have made a bunch of glass there.
19:17
SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
19:18
SPEAKER_06: I don't see much.
19:20
SPEAKER_06: Broken glass?
19:21
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, broken glass.
19:23
SPEAKER_06: Boarded up city.
19:24
SPEAKER_06: Hey, no, it's their downtown has some potential.
19:26
SPEAKER_06: Like they have like the Mud Hen Stadium down there.
19:29
SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
19:29
SPEAKER_06: Um, they have uh a hockey team that they love, the walleye.
19:33
SPEAKER_06: Is that an intimidating opponent?
19:35
SPEAKER_06: There you go.
19:35
SPEAKER_06: The walleye, such an agile, quick fish walleye on ice and an opponent.
19:47
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it was uh it was a good time.
19:49
SPEAKER_06: I worked the funny bone there.
19:50
SPEAKER_06: Not a uh, you know, the live shows are fun.
19:53
SPEAKER_06: I'm I'm having a good time.
19:54
SPEAKER_06: And this is uh the last of my uh club work for a little bit until uh I got Syracuse in June.
20:00
SPEAKER_06: But um Do you sell merch, man?
20:02
SPEAKER_04: No, I do not merch.
20:03
SPEAKER_04: I don't.
20:03
SPEAKER_04: I give a I give stickers away.
20:06
SPEAKER_04: I don't sell them.
20:07
SPEAKER_01: Okay, but do sometimes people give you money in exchange for the they haven't yet.
20:11
SPEAKER_04: I probably are they scratching sniff?
20:13
SPEAKER_04: They they're um This smells funny.
20:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
20:18
SPEAKER_04: What's the point?
20:19
SPEAKER_04: I haven't.
20:21
SPEAKER_04: I feel like people are trying to get me to do so.
20:23
SPEAKER_04: How about you?
20:24
SPEAKER_01: Uh uh yeah.
20:26
SPEAKER_01: For years I was against it.
20:27
SPEAKER_01: Just I always felt like it was humiliating.
20:30
SPEAKER_04: You got like CDs or something later on?
20:31
SPEAKER_01: You're gonna well no, but then I said, well, when I started selling t-shirts.
20:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
20:36
SPEAKER_01: And I was selling, but then it's like bringing boxes of, you know what I mean?
20:40
SPEAKER_01: Managing inventory.
20:41
SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm saying.
20:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
20:45
SPEAKER_01: Now I'm uh after the show, I'm I'm a manager of a department store.
20:48
SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
20:49
SPEAKER_01: I'm cobbling shoes.
20:50
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you were pretty funny.
20:52
SPEAKER_01: What size?
20:53
SPEAKER_01: Right.
20:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
20:54
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, there's got I've thought about that too.
20:56
SPEAKER_04: The sizes of shirts and then standing in the line and having people, yeah.
21:01
SPEAKER_06: And sometimes if it's like if other people are selling, it to me looks a little tacky too.
21:06
SPEAKER_06: It becomes like a market, open market out in the lobby after the show.
21:09
SPEAKER_06: People are setting up like a little flea market.
21:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's just it's like the hallways of Ford City Mall.
21:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but I get it, old school, especially now.
21:17
SPEAKER_06: People, you know, gasping at what it is.
21:19
SPEAKER_06: People you know, that extra dough is huge.
21:22
SPEAKER_06: You ain't you can make a killing.
21:24
SPEAKER_06: I remember the first time I heard like people selling merch.
21:26
SPEAKER_06: Right.
21:26
SPEAKER_06: Like what?
21:26
SPEAKER_06: Like TR.
21:27
SPEAKER_06: T-shirts, DVDs.
21:29
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
21:29
SPEAKER_06: At that time, people used to sell their DVD.
21:31
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
21:32
SPEAKER_06: And he had like all these impressions that people loved his stuff.
21:35
SPEAKER_06: You know, he was he still is he's a great act.
21:38
SPEAKER_06: He's yeah, man.
21:40
SPEAKER_01: Some cats would make more from the merch sales than they did from the gig.
21:43
SPEAKER_04: I've heard that.
21:44
SPEAKER_04: I there's a couple people in Chicago that do it a lot, or they'll ask, like, if they come to one of our shows, like, hey, can I bring merch?
21:50
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, yes.
21:51
SPEAKER_06: It helps if you have like 69 in it somehow, or some kind of sex or fart reference.
21:56
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
21:57
SPEAKER_06: We're like move.
21:58
SPEAKER_06: They murdered nothing sells.
22:00
SPEAKER_06: More.
22:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
22:01
SPEAKER_01: I had a a t-shirt that that sold pretty well.
22:04
SPEAKER_04: It's just um was it like your face?
22:07
SPEAKER_04: What was on it?
22:08
SPEAKER_01: It was uh I had a slogan.
22:10
SPEAKER_01: I was a saying, you know.
22:13
SPEAKER_01: And it was uh yeah, saying, and then I had a my face on there as well.
22:18
SPEAKER_01: Um, and then you know, certain markets sold pretty well.
22:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I thought it'd be great if you're like, no, it was just a nice shirt I sold.
22:25
SPEAKER_01: It was blue, it was just it was like I used to tell them.
22:27
SPEAKER_01: I'm selling shirts, just this one.
22:30
SPEAKER_04: I got them on Amazon.
22:31
SPEAKER_04: I would get a box of them.
22:32
SPEAKER_01: I did that one time.
22:33
SPEAKER_01: I came home with like a you know, you know, when you just buy a pack of white t-shirt, and I just selling shirt, I'm selling these.
22:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
22:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
22:40
SPEAKER_04: Bottled water.
22:41
SPEAKER_01: Anything.
22:42
SPEAKER_01: Literally.
22:45
SPEAKER_01: When that first started happening, like you said, there was this cat years ago, James Gregory.
22:50
SPEAKER_01: I never forget this.
22:51
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, yeah.
22:52
SPEAKER_01: You remember?
22:52
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
22:52
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
22:53
SPEAKER_01: And this is the first time I ever saw anybody selling merch.
22:56
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
22:56
SPEAKER_01: He's doing his act, and and he kept bringing back this callback.
23:00
SPEAKER_01: Could be a law, I don't know.
23:02
SPEAKER_01: So and so and so and so and so-and-so.
23:03
SPEAKER_01: Could be a law, I don't know.
23:05
SPEAKER_01: Said that about 18 trillion times in his act.
23:08
SPEAKER_01: Then at the end of the set, hey, there's a, you know, you heard me say, could be a law, huh?
23:12
SPEAKER_01: I got these t-shirts.
23:14
SPEAKER_01: So his whole act was basically a commercial for his merch.
23:17
SPEAKER_04: That's what happens.
23:18
SPEAKER_04: You become too comfortable.
23:19
SPEAKER_04: Comfortable when people do that at the end of a show and they're like, Thanks so much, and then they talk about their merch.
23:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
23:25
SPEAKER_04: When the checks are coming, I'm like, God, that's a brutal way to end a show.
23:28
SPEAKER_06: The best is when they have I like watching that.
23:34
SPEAKER_06: But like either everyone tries to have their own special merch pitch, you know, and it's it becomes like this an art form, merch pitch, you know.
23:42
SPEAKER_06: Right.
23:42
SPEAKER_06: But it was a great one.
23:43
SPEAKER_06: Mike Toomey always had a great one with his CD.
23:45
SPEAKER_06: He's always recommended this one.
23:47
SPEAKER_06: I myself had like a thousand of these.
23:49
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
23:50
SPEAKER_06: You know, that was like always.
23:51
SPEAKER_06: The best is when people have multiple t-shirts, though, because they'll like they're like hanging it up and then like over their shoulder.
23:58
SPEAKER_02: If you like this one, another shirt.
24:00
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, like this is yeah, but then you start tying the show's success to what you sell after it.
24:06
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, you know, because I had there were times though where I sold a shirt, but I also was like, I just can't stand this.
24:13
SPEAKER_06: And then if you don't sell a bond, you're like, then that show wouldn't like that's a long walk back to the car with all your I didn't sell anything.
24:21
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah, yeah, man.
24:23
SPEAKER_06: But people sell uh koozies is a big one.
24:27
SPEAKER_06: I think those move and they're light, but yeah, stickers, you should sell it.
24:30
SPEAKER_06: Sell it for a buck or something.
24:32
SPEAKER_01: Just you know, like uh Larry Reeb sells, I think um it was either a bumper sticker.
24:38
SPEAKER_01: No, it was a uh what do you call it when you hang on on the hotel door, the uh do not disturb sock.
24:47
SPEAKER_01: It's like a sock on the door.
24:50
SPEAKER_01: Or a shoe.
24:51
SPEAKER_01: A shoe.
24:51
SPEAKER_01: Depending on the night it's going.
24:53
SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
24:53
SPEAKER_01: But it his uh uh do not disturb anyway, and he would just say, give what you want to give.
25:00
SPEAKER_01: So people would just you know, either a dollar, five dollars, some people twenty bucks, whatever.
25:04
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
25:05
SPEAKER_04: I just I don't know if I have the like you said, the bandwidth to like have that transaction.
25:10
SPEAKER_04: I would need like like if your kids were at like one of your shows at Chicago Theater, you could like do it, have them you need like a kid to do it, like to make it like Yeah.
25:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
25:19
SPEAKER_01: You need someone behind that.
25:20
SPEAKER_01: A kid that you'll be able to find after the show.
25:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
25:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, remember that kid.
25:25
SPEAKER_04: I don't buy when you when you guys go to like concerts or anything.
25:27
SPEAKER_04: Do you buy merch?
25:29
SPEAKER_04: Like, are you do you have like t-shirts of the shows you've been to?
25:32
SPEAKER_04: I've never been like a merch buyer.
25:33
SPEAKER_04: I've never been asking.
25:35
SPEAKER_06: So yeah, I never if I go to uh I'm trying to think you've seen the merch lines at like a Rolling Stones.
25:42
SPEAKER_01: Dave Matthews t-shirts cost a hundred bucks, and then they're wearing it at the show.
25:47
SPEAKER_04: It's like Dave Matthews 2007 like Tweeter Center.
25:50
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, I would never buy that.
25:51
SPEAKER_01: Especially Dave Matthews, you'd want to keep that to yourself.
25:54
SPEAKER_04: Or sorry, or yeah, yeah.
25:57
SPEAKER_01: Don't tell anybody I was at a Dave Matthews.
26:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
26:01
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
26:02
SPEAKER_01: I got dumped on by Dave Matthews tour bus.
26:05
SPEAKER_04: Yes, yeah, that's right.
26:06
SPEAKER_04: In the river.
26:07
SPEAKER_01: That was a moment.
26:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Dave Matthews is the shit.
26:11
SPEAKER_04: That would be a good merch.
26:12
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
26:12
SPEAKER_04: Like for someone else to sell.
26:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:15
SPEAKER_01: But I I bet if I'm I'm sure you could because like they always say, if people like you, they want to take something, a piece of your memorabilia, you know.
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27:01
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27:04
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27:06
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27:08
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
27:09
SPEAKER_06: In a way.
27:10
SPEAKER_06: Well, you know, I'm coaching hoops.
27:12
SPEAKER_06: Right, right.
27:12
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27:13
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27:14
SPEAKER_06: And and yeah, and sometimes if I get I see a call I don't like, I'll say something to to the ref.
27:19
SPEAKER_06: And maybe it's you know, I never go beyond, ever create a scene.
27:25
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
27:25
SPEAKER_06: But some ref, this guy does not like me.
27:29
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27:43
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27:44
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27:48
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27:52
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27:55
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27:57
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
27:57
SPEAKER_06: I called him.
27:58
SPEAKER_06: I'm like, dude, what is going on?
27:59
SPEAKER_06: And also like called like the lead official, like, what's going on?
28:02
SPEAKER_06: Like, if some dad is a real estate agent, because I had this during a game this year, too.
28:07
SPEAKER_06: I said something about like there were like too many kids on the floor.
28:10
SPEAKER_06: There was a maybe there was like a flagrant foul or something.
28:12
SPEAKER_06: I I I said something, and the ref yelled from uh across the side, like, we don't need any comedy from you.
28:19
SPEAKER_06: We don't need any, or like a comedy reference, like making fun of I'm like, dude, if the other coach is like a uh a cop or like you know a real estate agent, it's gonna be a comedy.
28:32
SPEAKER_06: We don't need this in an open house, yeah.
28:35
SPEAKER_01: No one wants to see upstairs, okay?
28:37
SPEAKER_01: Right, right.
28:38
SPEAKER_01: Overbe copy like we don't need you calling the shots, yeah.
28:42
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I don't know, man.
28:44
SPEAKER_04: I was like that's crossing the line.
28:46
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, so then I wouldn't call him and it it was not a pleasant conversation after a while.
28:51
SPEAKER_06: Is he like a neighborhood guy?
28:52
SPEAKER_06: He wanted to have like a fight.
28:53
SPEAKER_06: He's like, dude, you you know, uh, you know, Danny, let's line up a charitable boxing.
28:58
SPEAKER_06: You'll sell some tickets.
28:59
SPEAKER_06: Let's go.
29:00
SPEAKER_06: Well then, okay, buddy.
29:03
SPEAKER_06: He's like 60 something.
29:05
SPEAKER_06: He's old.
29:06
SPEAKER_06: 70.
29:07
SPEAKER_06: 70.
29:08
SPEAKER_06: I'm almost 60.
29:10
SPEAKER_06: I gotta up my references.
29:12
SPEAKER_06: This guy's almost 85.
29:14
SPEAKER_04: This guy's 112.
29:17
SPEAKER_04: He wants to have like a fight night that's so.
29:20
SPEAKER_01: Oh, you should do it, but you should clock that old.
29:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but I got nothing.
29:25
SPEAKER_01: Oh, geezer clocking.
29:26
SPEAKER_06: Like an old school golden gloves.
29:30
SPEAKER_01: Especially if he recommended a boxing match.
29:32
SPEAKER_06: I would have to win by decision.
29:35
SPEAKER_06: Just run them.
29:36
SPEAKER_06: This is how I did it with Dempsey.
29:37
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
29:39
SPEAKER_04: Like I'm more of a thumb war guy.
29:41
SPEAKER_04: What a what a wacko.
29:42
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, so then we have it out on the phone.
29:46
SPEAKER_03: Next day.
29:47
SPEAKER_06: Another clip.
29:49
SPEAKER_06: This guy sucks.
29:51
SPEAKER_06: Why is he in my seat?
29:54
SPEAKER_06: Like, maybe because you're watching my stuff all the time.
29:57
SPEAKER_01: Oh man.
29:58
SPEAKER_01: Trying to like that's like that age.
30:01
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
30:01
SPEAKER_01: You remember years and years ago, this is the NBA.
30:04
SPEAKER_01: This ref was known for being real prickly, and he teed up somebody who was sitting on the bench and he just teed him up for staring at him.
30:12
SPEAKER_03: You remember that?
30:13
SPEAKER_03: Tim Duncan.
30:14
SPEAKER_01: It was teed up Tim Duncan.
30:15
SPEAKER_01: Is it Dick Pavetta or uh I think so?
30:18
SPEAKER_01: And he was like way at the other end of the court.
30:21
SPEAKER_04: Does he have any relatives?
30:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
30:23
SPEAKER_04: Does he have any relatives in Evergreen Park?
30:25
SPEAKER_04: It sounds like.
30:26
SPEAKER_06: I think that dude's brother was a major league ump, Joey Crawford.
30:30
SPEAKER_06: I think his brother was uh like it's like what was going on in that course.
30:33
SPEAKER_01: Oh, he wasn't the one that dropped dead on the on the field, was he?
30:36
SPEAKER_01: Oh, was he?
30:37
SPEAKER_01: Jerry Crawford, yeah, Joey and Jerry Crawford.
30:38
SPEAKER_01: Joey and Jerry Crawford.
30:39
SPEAKER_01: Remember that the ump years ago that was uh during the game was walking and just he was huge and just peeled over.
30:46
SPEAKER_01: Oh, really?
30:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, man.
30:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
30:49
SPEAKER_06: You go someone took the clicker out of his pocket, was like, finish him out.
31:02
SPEAKER_06: Remember those ump clickers you have?
31:04
SPEAKER_06: You're like, those umps were big.
31:08
SPEAKER_06: We they there was a time that was a uh Joe West, and uh you know, you see a ground ball of like get out of the way.
31:17
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
31:18
SPEAKER_01: What happened to that?
31:19
SPEAKER_01: What happened to big umps?
31:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what happened to big umps?
31:21
SPEAKER_04: Oh, Zembik, big big O.
31:23
SPEAKER_06: Big O.
31:25
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, there you go.
31:26
SPEAKER_06: So anyway, I uh that might be one of my upcoming appearances.
31:29
SPEAKER_06: I might be fighting at what happens.
31:31
SPEAKER_04: Dude, we could sell so much merch.
31:34
SPEAKER_04: I know.
31:35
SPEAKER_04: Think about it.
31:36
SPEAKER_06: Right.
31:36
SPEAKER_06: Could we attise your sponsor of that?
31:38
SPEAKER_06: Right.
31:39
SPEAKER_06: Sponsor the fight?
31:40
SPEAKER_06: We'll put a in the ring.
31:42
SPEAKER_06: A fight night.
31:43
SPEAKER_06: In between rounds, I'm getting moisturized in the corner.
31:47
SPEAKER_06: You turn it up.
31:49
SPEAKER_06: He's in the corner.
31:49
SPEAKER_06: I like to be sided.
31:51
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
31:52
SPEAKER_06: We'll do like a black eye, but not with this special eye.
31:58
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
31:59
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
32:00
unknown: Man.
32:00
SPEAKER_01: We'll see, man.
32:01
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that would be good, Bob.
32:03
SPEAKER_01: Sell some merch.
32:04
SPEAKER_01: I I uh I I uh what is it?
32:07
SPEAKER_01: I made a ref take time out.
32:11
SPEAKER_06: Man.
32:12
SPEAKER_06: Now I gotta next season I'll be going in these games, and what do I do?
32:17
SPEAKER_06: Like, he's out there.
32:18
SPEAKER_06: I'm supposed to think that I'm gonna get a fair shake when he's yeah, right hating, like bull online bullying me.
32:24
SPEAKER_06: I know.
32:25
SPEAKER_06: Oh my goodness.
32:27
SPEAKER_06: If you're watching right now, yeah.
32:29
SPEAKER_06: Oh, I'm in uh I've clicked around on this guy.
32:31
SPEAKER_06: I know his his his daughter is uh also online.
32:36
SPEAKER_06: That's when you start thinking, like, oh, I'm gonna comment on like uh one someone in your family's post.
32:41
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, you know, like did you know your dad?
32:44
SPEAKER_04: Well, I was thinking about that when is typing stuff on my right, and I'm sure her daughter his daughter would be mortified.
32:50
SPEAKER_04: I think about that when everyone anyone's wacky on the internet, like what if your daughter saw this, or your sister or your wife?
32:58
SPEAKER_01: Like Yeah.
32:59
SPEAKER_01: You know, years and years and years ago before I knew how the internet actually worked, and that people actually read things that you posted and connected it with you, I inadvertently said something about a friend of mine's child.
33:14
SPEAKER_01: But it wasn't it was a benign comment to me, but she got very upset.
33:19
SPEAKER_01: And I was like, Yeah, of course she did.
33:21
SPEAKER_04: It was uh Where did who did you think could see it?
33:24
SPEAKER_01: That's the thing, though.
33:25
SPEAKER_01: Did you accidentally I'm I'm I'm detached from reality.
33:29
SPEAKER_01: I didn't think Welcome to Earth.
33:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
33:31
SPEAKER_01: I just typed something in, I didn't it just didn't it didn't even cross my mind that it was real, it didn't seem real to me.
33:38
SPEAKER_01: It doesn't it it does now, but you know but she had taken this person had taken their child to a visit a Santa and the child was horrif terrified like some kids are yeah when we see crying and I just said some I think why do people always think sitting a kid in some stranger's lap is a good idea?
33:59
SPEAKER_01: Something like that.
33:59
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god, you're like people they still do that.
34:02
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, like I'm always like, was this your first day on the internet?
34:05
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
34:06
SPEAKER_04: That was you.
34:06
SPEAKER_04: How many years like last year?
34:08
SPEAKER_01: That was that was that was uh about an hour ago.
34:11
SPEAKER_01: But I've I've I've learned my lesson since then.
34:14
SPEAKER_01: No, that was years ago.
34:15
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
34:16
SPEAKER_04: But no, I get it.
34:17
SPEAKER_04: The concept of like not realizing the ramifications of someone reading that.
34:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't know why I didn't think it would I don't know what I was saying.
34:25
SPEAKER_06: That's not that bad.
34:26
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, you mentioned being detached from reality, which I think uh, you know, you know, all kidding aside, like there is some stuff going on out there that you almost are like double taking constantly.
34:36
SPEAKER_06: Like, what is going on in our world?
34:39
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
34:39
SPEAKER_06: And I've been following this scientist story.
34:41
SPEAKER_06: Have you guys been following this at all?
34:42
SPEAKER_06: A little bit.
34:43
SPEAKER_06: These scientists have go have gone through.
34:46
SPEAKER_04: I just saw this very disturbing.
34:48
SPEAKER_06: Right?
34:49
SPEAKER_04: I couldn't even get through all the swipes of them because I was like on a plane.
34:52
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, oh my god, there's more.
34:53
SPEAKER_06: My daughter is about to start her science project.
34:55
SPEAKER_06: She was telling me, I was like, you better keep that, you better be low-key.
34:58
SPEAKER_06: You ain't kidding.
35:00
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
35:00
SPEAKER_06: You better keep it.
35:01
SPEAKER_06: You're telling people you're a researcher.
35:02
SPEAKER_01: You ain't kidding, brother.
35:03
SPEAKER_01: Like whole metric.
35:05
SPEAKER_06: They're all in the same field.
35:06
SPEAKER_06: They all made those fake volcanoes.
35:11
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, what was all done?
35:13
SPEAKER_06: All of them did that.
35:15
SPEAKER_06: Right.
35:15
SPEAKER_06: Volcano Project.
35:16
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
35:16
SPEAKER_06: All eleven.
35:17
SPEAKER_06: So they're all involved in UFO stuff.
35:19
SPEAKER_06: Yes.
35:20
SPEAKER_06: Which has just been admitted now.
35:22
SPEAKER_06: People.
35:23
SPEAKER_06: I broke this to my son the other day, and I'm I maybe should have thought it through before.
35:27
SPEAKER_06: I was like, yeah, they are there are UFOs.
35:30
SPEAKER_04: They like a hundred percent.
35:32
SPEAKER_06: They the government has now come out and said it.
35:34
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
35:34
SPEAKER_06: And we're just like, eh, all right, that's we just they they're coming here, they're way far far along.
35:45
SPEAKER_06: But anyway, they're all connected to this.
35:47
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
35:48
SPEAKER_06: UFO, anti-gravitational stuff.
35:50
SPEAKER_06: I don't even fully comprehend.
35:52
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
35:52
SPEAKER_06: You know, went to Catholic school.
35:55
SPEAKER_01: Which uh Catholics don't believe in gravity.
35:58
unknown: Yeah.
36:01
SPEAKER_06: They're starting to.
36:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
36:02
SPEAKER_06: This Southside guy is promoting it.
36:05
SPEAKER_04: So they're all connected to UFOs.
36:07
SPEAKER_04: I was reading this yesterday, I'm trying to remember.
36:09
SPEAKER_04: And a few have been like confirmed dead through like self-inflicted gunshot wounds, and then the rest are like missing.
36:14
SPEAKER_06: Yes.
36:15
SPEAKER_06: Right.
36:15
SPEAKER_06: And the ones that committed suicide, supposedly, there are a lot of people around them saying there's no way.
36:20
SPEAKER_06: Right, right.
36:21
SPEAKER_06: Some of them had even documented, like, if something has to be, I I am not depressed, I am not suicidal.
36:27
SPEAKER_06: Right.
36:27
SPEAKER_06: I am, you know.
36:28
SPEAKER_01: The same way Jeffrey Epstein committed to or Marilyn Monroe.
36:33
SPEAKER_06: I think their hypothesis was someone's going to kill me.
36:36
SPEAKER_06: So here's what I'm going to say before.
36:44
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, man.
36:44
SPEAKER_06: It sounds like Soviet stuff to me.
36:46
SPEAKER_06: Like behind the scenes, like Russia, like spy stuff.
36:50
SPEAKER_06: Is someone leaking these people's names and their information?
36:53
SPEAKER_06: Right.
36:53
SPEAKER_06: Someone who has access inside is saying, hey, you gotta, you know, this is just guys on to something.
36:58
SPEAKER_01: But what's the purpose?
36:59
SPEAKER_01: If if if these people are being murdered, why?
37:02
SPEAKER_01: What's the end game?
37:03
SPEAKER_01: It to they know something.
37:05
SPEAKER_06: They know too much.
37:06
SPEAKER_06: Right.
37:07
SPEAKER_06: There's a whole theory that something huge is gonna happen in the next few years.
37:12
SPEAKER_06: I hope so.
37:13
SPEAKER_06: I'm not a conspiracy theory person, but the you can slide down a rabbit hole if you look into this scientist story quickly.
37:21
SPEAKER_06: Yeah and you talk about the whole detached reality, that's what maybe think of it.
37:24
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
37:25
SPEAKER_06: You're looking for something to grasp onto, but meanwhile, it just keeps happening every couple months.
37:30
SPEAKER_06: You know?
37:31
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's scary.
37:33
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it is strange.
37:34
SPEAKER_06: But my daughter is doing a science project, and uh, those are always like and and they're jamming it in at the end of the year.
37:41
SPEAKER_06: I was gonna say, yeah.
37:41
SPEAKER_06: Isn't this usually like more of a focus?
37:44
SPEAKER_06: Do you remember doing the like that was a stressful time.
37:46
SPEAKER_06: Doing a science project.
37:47
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, end of the year is not supposed to be for big projects.
37:49
SPEAKER_06: Were you good at you get like a good idea?
37:51
SPEAKER_06: Science is not my thing.
37:52
SPEAKER_06: No.
37:53
SPEAKER_04: We also went to Catholic school.
37:55
SPEAKER_04: Um no, math and science, anything, anything you know, that's you remember having to present to the had abbreviations for things, like the the charts and all the chemicals.
38:05
SPEAKER_04: Um yeah, we did we did like a science show in Memorial Hall where you would everyone did something and then yeah, I guess there were judges.
38:13
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they were like eighth graders and put up a a like a the three-board presentation thing, and then parents could come and look at it.
38:21
SPEAKER_06: I didn't terrify I don't know.
38:23
SPEAKER_06: You met my buddy.
38:24
SPEAKER_06: I did like a marble that like dropped out of a the guy I used to go around the neighborhood with with the remote worked on the science for crickets, we were doing crickets and mazes.
38:35
SPEAKER_06: Yes.
38:36
SPEAKER_06: Our poster board said amazing crickets, and we were like putting them in maze, and we were timing them a maze.
38:42
SPEAKER_06: We built a maze, and they're jumping.
38:44
SPEAKER_06: Bobby started taking bets.
38:46
SPEAKER_06: Then he's like, dude, I got an idea.
38:48
SPEAKER_06: I got an idea.
38:49
SPEAKER_06: You took the crickets and you just freed them outside.
38:53
SPEAKER_06: It's like, we'll just make it up.
38:55
SPEAKER_06: Let's see where they were.
38:56
SPEAKER_06: We made up our data, we made it up, and the judges were like around the corner, and I'm looking at the time on our poster board, and we would have like three minutes, 72 seconds.
39:08
SPEAKER_06: Three, like we had we made up times that don't even exist.
39:12
SPEAKER_06: I'm like, no, that's four minutes, 12 seconds.
39:18
SPEAKER_03: Five minutes, 92 seconds.
39:20
SPEAKER_06: Oh my god.
39:21
SPEAKER_06: St.
39:22
SPEAKER_06: Kendrick's finest.
39:23
SPEAKER_06: Third place.
39:23
SPEAKER_06: It was the worst grade you could get.
39:24
SPEAKER_06: Third place.
39:25
SPEAKER_06: But we like charmed the judges to a point where we walked out of there.
39:28
SPEAKER_06: Bobby and I were like, man, what if we go downstate?
39:32
SPEAKER_06: We gotta get some more crickets.
39:34
SPEAKER_04: We gotta go get those crickets back.
39:35
SPEAKER_04: We gotta go get our crickets back.
39:38
SPEAKER_04: Oh my God.
39:38
SPEAKER_01: We released crickets into the wild until we studied them.
39:42
SPEAKER_01: We were ahead of our time.
39:44
SPEAKER_04: Well, you and Bobby are not gonna be murdered for anything that you're uncovering.
39:48
SPEAKER_04: That's for sure.
39:49
SPEAKER_01: I think we're safe.
39:50
SPEAKER_01: Uh the Russians want to keep Bobby alive to destroy the rest of society.
39:54
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
39:54
SPEAKER_06: We're gonna be good.
39:55
SPEAKER_06: The uh I hope she she figures this out.
39:58
SPEAKER_06: We got a lot coming up.
39:59
SPEAKER_06: It's gonna be May, guys.
40:00
SPEAKER_06: End of April here.
40:01
SPEAKER_06: Graduations are coming up, proms, communions, all this stuff.
40:05
SPEAKER_06: Spring is here.
40:06
SPEAKER_06: We hear the April showers right now.
40:07
SPEAKER_06: It's a monsoon out there.
40:09
SPEAKER_06: But um before we get out of here, what's going on with you guys?
40:12
SPEAKER_06: Let's go with uh Maggie first.
40:13
SPEAKER_06: You got anything coming up?
40:15
SPEAKER_06: You got Zany's in May.
40:16
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, Zany's in May, but they're sold out.
40:18
SPEAKER_04: Uh I've got some tickets to the 915 show on the 20th.
40:22
SPEAKER_04: Uh I'm in Milwaukee, Milwaukee Improv.
40:25
SPEAKER_06: Uh I grabbed tickets to see Maggie at Zany's.
40:27
SPEAKER_06: That will sell out for sure.
40:29
SPEAKER_06: And then you got Milwaukee coming up.
40:30
SPEAKER_04: Yep, Milwaukee Improv um this Wednesday, the 29th.
40:33
SPEAKER_04: I've got a few tickets left.
40:34
SPEAKER_06: Oh, awesome.
40:35
SPEAKER_06: Oh, wow.
40:36
SPEAKER_06: Nice.
40:36
SPEAKER_06: Hey.
40:37
SPEAKER_04: Just doing a little Midwest tour.
40:38
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
40:38
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
40:39
SPEAKER_04: I'm excited.
40:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
40:40
SPEAKER_01: How about you, DK?
40:42
SPEAKER_01: Uh, I'm at the Laugh Factory.
40:45
SPEAKER_01: Uh, Friday, Saturday.
40:47
SPEAKER_01: What are those dates?
40:48
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
40:49
SPEAKER_01: I'll be there.
40:50
SPEAKER_01: Three shows, Friday, three shows, Saturday, uh, quitting show business Sunday.
40:58
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40:59
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41:01
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41:03
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41:06
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41:08
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41:10
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41:12
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41:14
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41:17
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41:22
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41:23
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41:24
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41:25
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41:26
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41:29
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41:32
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41:33
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41:34
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41:35
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41:36
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41:36
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41:38
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41:39
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41:44
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41:46
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41:48
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