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Who's likely to accidentally start a cult? · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: We started this yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's questions for the group chat.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I love them because they like you know your Scott and I know each other.
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  SPEAKER_01: We've been together for twenty years.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like we know each other.
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  SPEAKER_00: Where that something comes up that we don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: But then there's something.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'll throw a question for the group chat out, and it might be uh something I've never asked him before.
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  SPEAKER_01: So who's most likely to have accidentally led a cult?
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  SPEAKER_00: Accidentally.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: A part of me wants to say me because I'm practically been raised in a cult my whole life.
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  SPEAKER_01: But then there's something that is so invigorating and charismatic about Sky.
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  SPEAKER_00: Can I come back?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, charismatic.
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  SPEAKER_00: Can I come back to the raised in a cult my whole life?
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm starting to think the cult's a good idea.
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  SPEAKER_00: And the reason why You're accidentally gonna lead me.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, yes, my leader.
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  SPEAKER_00: Your parents' house, man, if that's cult money, I need to get on board.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, how do I become one of the top members of that one church around here?
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  SPEAKER_00: You know the one.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
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  SPEAKER_00: I do know the one.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I need to become a top member so I can.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's like the pyramid scheme.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're like, yeah, word of the Lord and the dollar bill.
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  SPEAKER_00: I wish I was.
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  SPEAKER_00: I need to get in.
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  SPEAKER_00: I need, I'm, I'm telling you.
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  SPEAKER_01: You need to sell Amway.
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  SPEAKER_00: If you're not Amway parents did not sell Amway.
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  SPEAKER_00: They did back in the day.
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  SPEAKER_00: Back.
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  SPEAKER_01: Back in the day.
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  SPEAKER_01: They did.
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  SPEAKER_01: They were following all the cult rules.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because I don't buy that being a union president for Ford is what bought that house, and your mom certainly digging ditches.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, that was the Lord's money channeled right through the church into your parents' uh don't they say mortgage.
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  SPEAKER_01: You reap what you sow.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, is that it?
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_00: I just I'm starting to look at that cult thinking, hey, I can wear a robe once a year and walk around and eat some jello.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's 20 years of tithing.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wow, that is such a 1990s reference.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's 20 years of tithing right there, brother.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, if I gotta take a lashing from the Lord's whip every six months, hey, if I get a house like theirs, I might.
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  SPEAKER_01: I think there's just something about you that I feel like No, clearly I'm the cult follower now.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know you are, but I still think there's something about you that you can you can uh whip out a joke, and then all of a sudden people are like, well, that's what I'm saying.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think that makes people want to follow the word of Scott.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, not yet.
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's what that's what hooks them, that's what gets them in.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then I should have been asking them for money for years.
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  SPEAKER_00: I just told you a joke.
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  SPEAKER_00: Give me a dollar.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then you once you get them in, it's kind of like Jesus Christ himself.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're sitting on a rock, you're wearing a robe.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't have everyone's around.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's not the case whatsoever.
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  SPEAKER_00: But if you said that you were sort of raised practically in a cult, I'd I think I'd like some of that practicality.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, now that you say it, so I did ask this in my group chat with my girlfriends, and I even said And by the way, I think you're more likely to build a have a cult.
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  SPEAKER_01: Really?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, and I think it would end up being the cult of makeup uh application or something like that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's boring.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, I'm just kidding.
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  SPEAKER_01: Boring, you love me.
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  SPEAKER_01: I do, but okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I asked this also to my group chat, and I said, I do think, I said the exact same thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: I think I am the one who would accidentally start a cult, especially since I've practically been in one my whole life.
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  SPEAKER_01: And my friends agreed, and they said, Yes, I agree about you starting a cult.
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  SPEAKER_00: And so does Emily.
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  SPEAKER_00: She just texted, Allie has the traction to start a cult.
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  SPEAKER_00: Accidentally, accidentally, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, the next one is God, I really love that.
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  SPEAKER_00: And you can tell your parents I said I'd like in on the cult.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now, if they have to dim all the if I have to drive to Cleveland one day and I have to put on a robe and they have to dim all the lights, and your dad has the same matching robe and your mom has one, and they whip out the holy uh the holy cane or whatever, and have to beat me three times.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, that's part of take it for uh, you know, the to get in on the payday.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's part of the cult.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you gotta make fresh jello for this too.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's part of the cult, is the lashings.
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  SPEAKER_01: You gotta stay in line, don't you?
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  SPEAKER_01: Don't you know?
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, who's more likely between the two of us that would be the best conductor of electricity?
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  SPEAKER_01: So I think mine's a light um warm lamp, and Scott's is more the spark.
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  SPEAKER_00: Can I tell you what our coworker uh Dave said yesterday?
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  SPEAKER_00: What did he say?
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  SPEAKER_00: He said the one with the most water weight.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, I don't want to get on a scale.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's not the kind of show I want to be.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you don't know what I'm saying.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't want to be in a sorority all over again.
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  SPEAKER_01: Also, I was in a cult again.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, I've just bought I was born to be in a cult.
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  SPEAKER_01: Between church and sorority, I don't know how to find friends.