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What a Day for the Dollman · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 6: To your stations, we have.
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  Speaker 2: A movie meltdown. That's a.
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  Speaker 1: Nice doll you have there. What's up?
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to Movie Meltdown. I'm Brian.
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  Speaker 6: I'm Misty. And I'm Jay.
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  Speaker 2: And we're coming to you live via digital recording from
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  Speaker 2: the town of Lexington, home of the Lexington Comic and
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  Speaker 2: Toy Convention.
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  Speaker 1: From the parking lot.
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  Speaker 2: Which we... Well, we're always on the outskirts of any convention.
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  Speaker 2: They like it that way. They want to keep us
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  Speaker 2: as far away from people as possible.
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  Speaker 6: That's for the best.
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  Speaker 2: And we're okay with that, too. So, today, we re-entered post-Wonderfest.
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  Speaker 2: We've gone back out into the world, into convention land,
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  Speaker 2: which we have not seen in quite a while, otherwise.
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  Speaker 6: I'm okay with that. It's an adjustment. I've missed it,
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  Speaker 6: and I've not missed it all at the same time, because...
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  Speaker 6: I like the stuff. I like stuff.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to control my stuff buying because I am
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  Speaker 2: far out of room for more stuff. But I do
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  Speaker 2: like stuff. It's a fight to keep me away.
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  Speaker 1: From the stuff.
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  Speaker 6: And it was like going to a whole new convention
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  Speaker 6: this year because they changed everything.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, everything was in a new spot. They've completely redone
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  Speaker 2: the whole arena that it's located in and that made
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  Speaker 2: things very different this time around.
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  Speaker 1: No more peeing in the Hyatt.
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  Speaker 2: We can make a special trip over there probably I
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  Speaker 2: don't know that they'll appreciate it.
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  Speaker 1: For anybody that doesn't know The convention center was attached
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  Speaker 1: to the Hyatt Hotel And they separated the two So
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  Speaker 1: now Now you can no longer use The nice fancy
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  Speaker 1: bathrooms in the Hyatt You have to use the regular
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  Speaker 1: old convention bathroom.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah it was just one big hallway More or less
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  Speaker 2: and then right off to the side Was this big
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  Speaker 2: open area that just went Right into this fancy hotel
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  Speaker 2: area And now it's not like that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know about you, Brian, because I didn't use
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  Speaker 1: the bathrooms right off the entrance where everybody else was.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of went off to the side entrance of
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  Speaker 1: the exhibition hall and used the bathrooms off to the
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  Speaker 1: side because I don't like a lot of people. And,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's less people. No waiting. The bathrooms off
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  Speaker 1: to the side were actually really nice.
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  Speaker 2: They were pretty spacious. So, I mean, I guess they're
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  Speaker 2: planning for large convention-y type things.
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  Speaker 6: I guess.
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  Speaker 2: Because it was pretty big.
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  Speaker 1: Did they have the floor to, all the way to
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  Speaker 1: the floor mirror so you can check your costumes? I
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  Speaker 1: don't think I noticed that. Because they did at that
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  Speaker 1: one that I went to. They had the full-length mirror.
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  Speaker 6: Were you checking your costume?
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  Speaker 1: I was checking my costume.
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  Speaker 6: And what costume are you? Me. Oh, well, how'd that
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  Speaker 6: work out for you?
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  Speaker 1: Pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: He looks pretty much like Jay.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. He could have fooled me. I mean, I would
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  Speaker 6: have totally thought it was him.
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  Speaker 2: It's a really good cosplay, man.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I heard there was a girl in the convention that.
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  Speaker 6: In the men's bathroom?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 6: At the convention.
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  Speaker 2: Family bathrooms. It's okay.
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  Speaker 1: That was at the table, and the lady asked her,
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  Speaker 1: she goes, are you into anime? And she goes, yeah, actually,
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  Speaker 1: I'm cosplaying right now. And the lady's like, oh.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I heard the same thing. She had no idea.
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  Speaker 2: You sure are anime.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: What?
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  Speaker 2: Look how big your eyes are.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. Anyway.
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  Speaker 1: There was a lot of cosplaying going on. A lot
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  Speaker 1: of anime.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of anime. I always know because I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I can tell you're in an outfit, but I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what it's from.
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  Speaker 1: You got spiky hair.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You got swords.
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  Speaker 2: You got a big collar. You got some sort of
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  Speaker 2: crazy glasses. There's always some sort of crazy accessory.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm old anime, so I'm like, I left off
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  Speaker 1: with Akira, Fist of the North Star, Ninja Scroll.
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  Speaker 2: I have a copy of Vampire Hunter D at home.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Vampire Hunter D.
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  Speaker 2: That's about as far as it goes.
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  Speaker 1: Battle Angel, Alita, stuff like that, like older stuff. I
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  Speaker 1: haven't watched anime since then, so.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think most of these kids were around when
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  Speaker 1: I was watching anime.
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  Speaker 2: I'd be willing to bet none of them.
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  Speaker 1: Like I said, it was.
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  Speaker 2: Just about.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, he's young and whippersnappers.
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  Speaker 1: It was mostly me. Yeah, I feel old now.
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  Speaker 6: Now?
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  Speaker 1: It's mostly, like, me and a couple other sweaty guys and,
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  Speaker 1: you know, maybe a few other... A few other of
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  Speaker 1: my Asian friends that were into anime that would get
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  Speaker 1: anime from the Oriental grocery stores, you know?
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  Speaker 2: We didn't have your fancy anime streaming service like you
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  Speaker 2: kids got.
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  Speaker 6: Got that damn hentai and shit.
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  Speaker 2: We had to order them off of not even internet.
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  Speaker 2: We had to go mail order and get a bootleg
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  Speaker 2: VHS tape.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, either that or we had one of our friends
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  Speaker 1: who owned a comic book shop. She would go to
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  Speaker 1: the huge convention. I guess she would go to Dragon Con.
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  Speaker 1: She'd go there, and then she would also go to
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  Speaker 1: Japan and pick up stuff for us.
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  Speaker 2: That's hardcore now.
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  Speaker 1: And bring it back. Well, that's how I got my
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  Speaker 1: copy of Crying Freeman on VHS, because it was not
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  Speaker 1: available in the United States. You couldn't get it. And
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  Speaker 1: I wanted that movie so bad. And it was in,
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  Speaker 1: I guess I read the anime, and I guess when
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  Speaker 1: they shot the movie, it ended up in Fangoria. And
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  Speaker 1: Mark Dacascos was the star. So I was pretty excited
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  Speaker 1: about that. Because I like Mark Dacascos. He's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 1: That was my request. Because she would get one thing
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  Speaker 1: for everybody. Write down what you want and I'll go
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  Speaker 1: to the convention and see if I can find it.
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  Speaker 1: It was awesome. And she got me that copy of
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  Speaker 1: Crying Freeman. And I still have it on VHS. It's somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: It's probably in my office.
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  Speaker 6: In the trunk.
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  Speaker 1: It's not in the trunk because it's not a crow-related item.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, my bad.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So there.
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  Speaker 6: So is stuff in the trunk just the crow?
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  Speaker 1: Everything that's in the trunk is just crow stuff. That's
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  Speaker 1: why it's the crow trunk.
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  Speaker 2: Previously mentioned crow trunk. No, I thought we went over this.
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure we've covered it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we covered this.
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  Speaker 6: I thought you might have a few things, like a
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  Speaker 6: few other things.
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  Speaker 1: I think there's, I think, I'm not 100% sure, but
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  Speaker 1: I think there are two foam-covered, bats in there.
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  Speaker 6: So those aren't related to the crow at all no
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  Speaker 6: so is it now they're not now hitherto forth known
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  Speaker 6: as the crow and the bats.
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  Speaker 2: Well see i don't know if the bats are in
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  Speaker 2: there maybe they were like in the original screenplay like
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  Speaker 2: they hung around with the skull cowboy and they got
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  Speaker 2: cut out of the finished version.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no these aren't like like flappy wing bats these
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  Speaker 1: are to play along these are little little foam covered
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  Speaker 1: bats that we used to use to beat the crap
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  Speaker 1: out of each other so.
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  Speaker 6: When you were pretending to be in The Crow.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 6: I was trying to help you out. Oh, yeah, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I was trying to remember what the one I had. Like,
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  Speaker 2: the first one I got, which, again, like, literally, I
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  Speaker 2: had to go find it on, there were, kids, you
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  Speaker 2: don't understand. There was, like, people that would, like, have
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  Speaker 2: VHS tapes of, like, weird stuff that you couldn't find
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  Speaker 2: anywhere else. And it was like, not even like a catalog,
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  Speaker 2: it was like a list. It was like you'd order
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  Speaker 2: it up, you'd find it in the back of some
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  Speaker 2: magazine or you'd hear about it from somebody and you'd
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  Speaker 2: like send them like your address and they'd send you
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  Speaker 2: like a list stapled together. It was just like you
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  Speaker 2: don't get photos, you don't get anything else. It was
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  Speaker 2: just like the title and like a one sentence minor description.
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  Speaker 1: If you're lucky.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like sometimes it's just the title.
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  Speaker 1: Most of the time it was just the title that
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  Speaker 1: I saw.
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  Speaker 2: I was trying to decide if it was Demon City Apocalypse?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Demon City Apocalypse.
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  Speaker 2: That's a thing, right?
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  Speaker 1: I think so.
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  Speaker 2: It's been so long I cannot even remember it. I
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  Speaker 2: think I blind ordered that. I was like, they're saying
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  Speaker 2: this is crazy. And I'm like, I ordered it. I
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  Speaker 2: was like, oh, all right, well.
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  Speaker 6: That was a thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yep, there's some weird stuff going on here.
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  Speaker 1: See, I remember getting the copy because people would make
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  Speaker 1: copies of different tapes and stuff. You need to watch this.
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  Speaker 1: You need to watch this. Yeah. Uh, you're a soccer doji,
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  Speaker 1: a legend of the overfiend.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I know that one by title. I never got
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  Speaker 2: to it. Cause again, I, I heard stories about it.
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  Speaker 1: You don't need to see it unless you like tentacle penises. Uh, no,
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  Speaker 1: you don't really.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that was like the demon city. Like there was
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  Speaker 2: some weird stuff going on there and it was mostly
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  Speaker 2: weird sexual stuff.
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  Speaker 1: It was weird, but not regular sexual i was like
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  Speaker 1: weird sexual what the fuck is this holy shit because
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't like i mean i'm over here watching street
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  Speaker 1: fighter you know or you know whatever i mean you
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  Speaker 1: just you just got finished watching akira and then they've
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  Speaker 1: got this akira is kind of You know, it had
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  Speaker 1: some weird shit in it.
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  Speaker 2: It was weird, but not like that kind of weird.
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  Speaker 2: Not that kind of weird. It was just, again, it's
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: still kind of groundbreaking. It was, yeah. It was alternate
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  Speaker 2: universe kind of weird. They were like, this is cool. Not,
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  Speaker 2: that girl's doing something with that demon. And wait, is
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  Speaker 2: she flipping upside down?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, wait.
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  Speaker 2: Now she's doing another thing while she's on that thing.
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  Speaker 2: And then she's, oh, that's. That seems like that would
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  Speaker 2: hurt a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's hentai before, I guess hentai, hentai, whatever, before
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  Speaker 1: we knew what it was. Yeah. That was the, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't even get through that. I was like, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: don't really want to watch this.
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  Speaker 2: That was my thing. I'm like, I'm looking for weird,
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  Speaker 2: but this is a different kind of weird.
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  Speaker 6: This is the wrong kind of weird for me. For me.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not saying it's wrong for anybody else.
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  Speaker 2: If you 14-year-old girls at the convention want to watch that,
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  Speaker 2: go for it, man.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that's what people are watching.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think that's what they're watching either.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's what I was just kind of like, whoa,
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, this is not what I want.
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  Speaker 6: I want Akira.
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  Speaker 2: I'm streaming that on Crunchyroll right now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I want Ranma one half, you know. That's the thing.
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  Speaker 2: Like, I do like seeing people that are that into
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  Speaker 2: it and enjoying their thing, even when it's not my thing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, dude, I saw some older people like cosplaying. God,
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  Speaker 1: they had to have been like either our age or
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  Speaker 1: older because I'm going to assume that we don't look
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  Speaker 1: our age because I meet people sometime and they're like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: you wouldn't know what you wouldn't know the pain I'm in.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you're still a young whippersnapper. And I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: what are you talking about? how old are you?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, I'm 48.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like.
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  Speaker 6: Dude, or even worse when they're younger than you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, when they're younger than me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's like, yeah. Everybody always guesses wrong. Cause then
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  Speaker 2: I said something about like old and the, this guy,
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: he was like, I got shoes.
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  Speaker 1: Older than you.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, I really doubt you're wearing your baby. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, you have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: No, no. That's like, well, one of the guys that are, uh,
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  Speaker 1: at our work, he's one that I, Geez, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what he does exactly. He's a suit. But he's got,
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  Speaker 1: you know, he looks older. But he was telling me,
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  Speaker 1: he was like, you know, complaining about stuff. And he goes,
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  Speaker 1: you'll understand it when you get older.
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  Speaker 2: Next year?
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  Speaker 1: I was like, what are you talking about? I was like,
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  Speaker 1: how old are you? And he goes, I'm 38. And
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  Speaker 1: I was like.
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  Speaker 6: Motherfucker.
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  Speaker 1: You're out of your.
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  Speaker 2: Mind, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I'm way older than you are. And he's like, what?
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  Speaker 1: No way.
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  Speaker 6: Take your hat off. Show them the back of your head. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: People just... One day, you'll all be old.
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  Speaker 1: It's fine.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: But I think for as large as this convention was,
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  Speaker 6: it was easy getting in there.
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  Speaker 2: Well, and that's what I was thinking.
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  Speaker 6: The parking sucked.
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  Speaker 1: The parking was.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's why I wonder if they're going to have
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  Speaker 2: a new plan once they finish everything. If they've got
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  Speaker 2: a long-term parking plan or if they're just like, well,
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  Speaker 2: this is what we've got to work with.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, I've never seen the parking lot fill up that fast.
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 6: But we didn't have to wait in line. Once we
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  Speaker 6: got in there, I mean, we didn't have to.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's because we showed up a little bit later.
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  Speaker 6: Well, yeah, we showed up later because the last time
• 13:25
  Speaker 6: we showed up on time, it was a clusterfuck. But
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  Speaker 6: that was when they had a different setup.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: It was a different setup and... I think they were
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  Speaker 6: trying something new and it wasn't going as smoothly as
• 13:35
  Speaker 6: it could have been going.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Cause I mean, if we just showed up the same
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  Speaker 6: amount of time late as we did that this time,
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  Speaker 6: that time, we probably still would have been in line.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying? Did that make any fucking sense?
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  Speaker 1: No, not really.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: They normally have it together. Like, I don't know. That time,
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  Speaker 2: I think there was just a ton of people and like,
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  Speaker 2: they just, It all had to go through one line then.
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  Speaker 1: Well, this time they had, yeah, they had multiple doors
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  Speaker 1: and they had areas clearly marked where you needed to go.
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  Speaker 1: So I think when they opened, they probably did pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think they had as many problems.
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  Speaker 2: And for days now, ever since they got into the
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: convention center and started setting everything up, they've been running videos. Like,
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  Speaker 2: I keep seeing them pop up on the screen.
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  Speaker 6: Like, here's where you need to go.
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  Speaker 2: And like, this is a run through of what it's
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: like when you come in with your, get your badge
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  Speaker 2: and here you have your badge. And like, so. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: they've been planning on this thing.
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  Speaker 6: So yeah, aside from parking being... I guess because people
• 14:31
  Speaker 6: have been locked away for so many months.
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  Speaker 2: Pent up for years.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, it's literally been two years, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been two years.
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  Speaker 2: Pretty much, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's been since 2019. So everybody's had time to work
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  Speaker 1: on their costumes and everything like that. So, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: everybody was out in full force. There was a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know? But, I mean, I know you got elbowed
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of times, but, I mean, did people at
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: least apologize to you? Because, I mean, people were pretty
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: nice to me that ran into me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody I saw that was kind of just coming
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: in contact with me was like, excuse me, pardon me.
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  Speaker 2: They were all pretty nice about it.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I bumped into a girl and I said, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: excuse me, and she's like, oh, don't worry about it.
• 15:11
  Speaker 6: This was my anxiety. I'm just like, ah! I need, like,
• 15:16
  Speaker 6: a bubble.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: Like, everywhere I go. A dome over your head? How
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: about that?
• 15:20
  Speaker 6: I should have thought of that. That girl had a fucking...
• 15:22
  Speaker 6: Was it a fishbowl on her head? I don't know.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: Was she supposed to be from outer space? I didn't
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: really see the front of the outfit. I just saw
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: she had a fishbowl on her head. And I was like, yeah,
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: she's covering a couple of bases there. She's keeping herself contained.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good way to have your costume be functional.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: And still be masked away.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: In some form.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: Fishbowl form, but whatever. Well, I figured... sometimes it really
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: hasn't been that long since last time we talked. So
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: sometimes you haven't watched much else. So I was like, well,
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: we should just watch a movie and plan ahead for
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: this because then we'll be like, hey, what have you
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: guys watched? You'll be like, nothing.
• 15:59
  Speaker 6: I told you what we watched.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Do you want to tell people who you're in love
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: with now?
• 16:05
  Speaker 6: Duh. Did I not discuss it last time?
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. We were busy like you were
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: ranting or even about the book movies. So I don't
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: know if we got to your new obsession. I mean,
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: it's an ongoing obsession, but... Yeah.
• 16:23
  Speaker 6: We were flipping through the channels on Pluto.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: Yes, Pluto.
• 16:29
  Speaker 6: Anybody who doesn't use Pluto, it's free.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: Or their commercial.
• 16:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there's commercials.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: I'm a little annoyed they got rid of their surfing
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: channel because that's one of the channels that I used
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: to watch all the time.
• 16:40
  Speaker 6: You and Oscar would sit back to work.
• 16:42
  Speaker 7: 24-7 surfing.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: And it was just awesome. And then now it's kind
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: of this multi-channel of just multiple different sports. So surfing
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: is rarely ever on.
• 16:57
  Speaker 6: Anyways, they have a channel that's dedicated 24-7 to the
• 17:00
  Speaker 6: American Gladiators. And I loved American Gladiators.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: That's always been a thing for you.
• 17:06
  Speaker 6: It always has been. I had all the figures. I
• 17:09
  Speaker 6: had all the little play sets and everything. I don't
• 17:12
  Speaker 6: know where they are. What?
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: No, just that I'd never watched American Gladiators.
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: Ever.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: I'm shocked you don't have the play sets, actually.
• 17:21
  Speaker 6: I do have the play sets.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: I know. Where are they, though?
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: I don't know. They're in a box in the garage
• 17:24
  Speaker 6: or at my mom's house.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: These are the original ones, though, right?
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: I would hope so.
• 17:27
  Speaker 6: I mean, I still have, like, the figures are all
• 17:29
  Speaker 6: out on a shelf right now because they're small. But
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: I think the bigger play sets got, like, put away in, like,
• 17:35
  Speaker 6: totes and stuff. And we were flipping through because it's
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: one of those nights where there's nothing on.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Nope.
• 17:41
  Speaker 6: So we're flipping through and, like, Ancient Aliens wasn't on.
• 17:45
  Speaker 6: We didn't have any Portrait of Fire to watch. So
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: we're flipping through Pluto. And I'm like, oh, American Gladiator
• 17:51
  Speaker 6: is on. And my boyfriend's like, I've never watched American Gladiator.
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: So I'm like, holy shit.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: This will change your life.
• 17:56
  Speaker 6: Stop the bus. Hold the phone. We're going to watch
• 18:02
  Speaker 6: some goddamn American Gladiators. So I start watching. And it
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: was first season.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Which.
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: Holy shit, the complete lack of care for safety is amazing.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: Wow, this was a long time ago.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: This was like 1980s. Or the early 90s.
• 18:18
  Speaker 6: 89, I think.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: 89, yeah.
• 18:21
  Speaker 6: I mean, they're shooting fucking tennis balls at your head
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: over 100 miles an hour.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:27
  Speaker 6: And he might have a mouthguard in.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: I was going to say, no protective eyewear.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they didn't have headgear that first season, did they?
• 18:31
  Speaker 6: They had mouthgear. They had mouthguards, maybe, if they were lucky.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: And safety glasses.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: What about my eyes?
• 18:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there might have been some safety glasses. But there
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: was no big foam helmet like there was in later seasons.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: No chest protectors. What if you get a concussion?
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: They didn't care.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: No knee pads, no elbow pads.
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: There was some little thin, like, sleevy pads.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: I'm like... Anyway, so we're watching it, and like I said,
• 18:52
  Speaker 6: it's the first season. Zero lack of care for safety.
• 18:55
  Speaker 6: And I'm like... the fuck? Billy, Billy Worth's on here.
• 18:59
  Speaker 6: Holy shit. And I'm like, wait a second. Is that
• 19:01
  Speaker 6: the same Billy Worth? Because I mean, this is, Billy
• 19:04
  Speaker 6: Worth was in Lost Boys in 86.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Was it six or eight?
• 19:10
  Speaker 6: I thought it was 86. I could be totally fucking wrong.
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: You can Google it. To the Googles.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: You continue on your story.
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: Anyway, so we're watching it. And yes, it was the
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: same goddamn Billy Worth from Lost Boys.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: I'm sure he'd let himself go by that time.
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: He looked younger.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Wasn't beautiful.
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: How was he? Good fucking sweet baby Jesus. How did
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: he look younger three years after he was in Lost Boys?
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: Is he really the undead?
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: He might be.
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: I don't know if it's because he shaved. But he
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: was causing a ruckus. He was getting into it. I'm
• 19:43
  Speaker 6: pretty sure him and Jim and I were going to fight.
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: They got in a tussle.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Ooh, fight.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, we're right in the middle.
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: 87.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: That was close.
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: Is that when it was May or when it was released?
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: I'm assuming released. That's what it's coming up as, 87.
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: Either way.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Initial release date, July 31st, 1987.
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: Okay, so Gladiators came out afterwards, and I'm like, you've
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: already been in like, I mean, how big? Was Lost
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: Boys not big?
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's a Schumacher, man.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: That's a pretty big movie. I feel like it did
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: pretty well at the box office.
• 20:13
  Speaker 6: It's one of my top five movies of all time.
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: It's fucking amazing. It's one of my favorite vampire movies.
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: There's like two that kind of depends on which day
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: you're asking me about which one's going to be my
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: favorite vampire movie.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Especially of that era, because there's a lot of lesser
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: ones along the way once they start getting cheesier. You
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: go like classic vampire, that's one thing, but 80s gets
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: into a very different turn in how some of the
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: vampire movies go.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: Let's see. So you want to guess my second?
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Your second one. Yeah, I know your second.
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: Boyfriend knows it. I know it. Do you want to
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: guess my second?
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Is it.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to decide if it's the same as mine.
• 20:52
  Speaker 6: Probably.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: My go-to from that era is always Fright Night.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: No.
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: I love Fright Night. It's a.
• 20:59
  Speaker 6: I've only seen it like a handful of times. But mine,
• 21:01
  Speaker 6: like it's a toss up. 98% of the time I'm
• 21:03
  Speaker 6: going to go with Lost Boys. There's still that 2%
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: where I'm going to say Near Dark. Because I fucking
• 21:08
  Speaker 6: love Bill Paxton in that movie.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Bill Paxton is awesome in that movie.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: I definitely saw it. I haven't revisited it in so
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: long that like half of it's like gone in my brain.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: So it's one of those I keep meaning to rewatch.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: But yeah, at the time I remember it being badass.
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: I found it and I got the Blu-ray. And the
• 21:23
  Speaker 6: Blu-ray has the most god awful cover ever. It looks
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: like a fucking Twilight knockoff.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Well, probably when it got revamped to come out on
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: DVD first.
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: So I tell my boyfriend, like, we have to watch it.
• 21:35
  Speaker 6: It's one of my favorites. He's like, ugh, do we really?
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: That's Catherine Bigelow, man. She makes top quality stuff.
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: You kind of cringed.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: I hadn't seen it, so I didn't know anything.
• 21:43
  Speaker 6: But you saw the cover.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw the cover art.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: That's not selling.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, this ain't selling it for
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: me because it does. It did look like Twilight. I
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: was like, this is.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Going to be very much anti-Twilight.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, I don't know about this.
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: And then you saw some Bill Paxton.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: I was like, are they going to sparkle?
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's fucking rowdy, too.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Great movie.
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: But anyway, so, now I'm obsessed with Billy Worth. But
• 22:07
  Speaker 6: the sad thing is, 98% of his movies are not
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: things that I'd be interested in, in the slightest.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: He did make a special kind of movie, especially post-Lost Boys.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure what was going on before, if he
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: had anything really.
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: He did War Party, but I think that might have
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: been shortly after Lost Boys as well.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: He seems to be in some very special movies.
• 22:28
  Speaker 6: He seems to be in some really bad, bad movies.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Like the special level of the ones we're watching in
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: our new series that we didn't really specifically mean for
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: it to be a series, but most of ours lately
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: have been like, what the, what? So are they the
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: kind we want to start working in? I don't know.
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: Hey. I do want to watch the one that Last
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: Lives with, hey, Last Lives of Billy Worth, Judge Reinhold,
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: and C. Thomas Howell. That one looks like a winner.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Okay, that one might be okay.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Do we want to discuss what I ran into earlier today?
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: My birthday present.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Your birthday present, whether you like it or not.
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: But he also did something called Seven Minutes in Heaven
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: or some shit like that.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: I've seen that one. That one wasn't bad, but it's
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: coming of age. You said earlier today you hate coming
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: of age.
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: I do hate. That's the one I was talking about
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: with Jennifer Connelly.
• 23:19
  Speaker 7: Hmm.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's a different one then. I thought Seven Minutes
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: in Heaven had that blonde girl from some kind of one.
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: It's had blonde girl and then some dude who lives
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: with Jennifer Connelly. And then Billy Worth plays a baseball
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: player named Zoo.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: This might be a totally different Seven Minutes.
• 23:35
  Speaker 7: Zoo.
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: Zoo. Who plays baseball and accidentally buys lingerie for a
• 23:39
  Speaker 6: 15-year-old thinking she's 18.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think this is a different movie. This is
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: not at all what I remember watching and being okay
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: with at the time.
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: I mean, he's gorgeous. Why is he in these movies
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: that I don't care to see?
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Like this one that we ran into after we left
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: the convention i ran into and actually that's the thing
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: you told me like oh look for movies with him
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: and i'm like i don't know what fucking movies he's
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: in and i saw this and it's not like i
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: knew i just looked at the title and went what
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: the hell is that venus rising here starring billy worth
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: uh audi england Costas Mandalore and Morgan Fairchild.
• 24:18
  Speaker 6: Let's point out that it was in the super clearance
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: section for a dollar. It is a.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: Whole dollar for this movie.
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: Still sealed. Still sealed.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's still got the actual, like, look, the top
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: has the sticker on it.
• 24:28
  Speaker 6: Nobody busted that bad boy out.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: Nobody even cracked into this mess. But you know you're
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: in trouble because on the front, the tagline says, going
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: across as a gunshot, the guns firing out these words,
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: takes the virtue out of virtual reality.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: So you definitely want to watch that, right?
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: I want to watch it.
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: I mean, I want to watch it like by myself.
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: I don't care about you.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: Oh, wait. Oh, wait.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: On the back. In the tradition of Johnny Mnemonic.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, maybe I do want to watch it.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Now that's the kind of quality we're talking about.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Or Johnny Mnemonic is one of the guys called it
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: that I used to work with. He used to just
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: mess everything up. Yeah, Johnny Mnemonic. uh don't go outside
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: or you're gonna catch uh ammonia pneumonia yeah and uh
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: no he wasn't the guy he was the guy who
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: uh had an infection as an infection and a sore sarcophagus.
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: Don't you hate when that happens oh my sarcophagus is
• 25:27
  Speaker 6: sore yeah i.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Mean that's usually where i'm looking for my treasure but.
• 25:31
  Speaker 6: Of course now that i'm like obsessed Is he ever
• 25:34
  Speaker 6: going to be at conventions again? Because what draw can
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: they bring? The other Lost Boys dead. So unless they bring.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: In Alex Winger.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: The Venus Rising crowd alone is going to be hundreds.
• 25:44
  Speaker 6: Is Morgan Fairchild still alive?
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: I think so.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: I think so.
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: Maybe. I don't know. Was it Brooke McCarter?
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: He wasn't my favorite Lost Boy, so I don't remember
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: his name. And I'm not trying to be rude. I
• 25:58
  Speaker 6: remember Billy Worth, and I know Kiefer Sutherland.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Let's get to the most important one. Alex Winter.
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: I had that stupid ass poodle mullet.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: The hair's not cool, but the jacket makes up for it.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: He has the coolest jacket.
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: Billy Worth's jacket was pretty cool too. Was it a
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: leopard or a tiger?
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: A leopard and a tiger? A black tiger?
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, a black tiger.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Black tiger.
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: So yes, we have watched so much American Gladiators in
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: the past three, four months. It's been like It's on
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: all the time. I guess boyfriend got tired of watching
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: the dead people shows. I usually live on the ID channel.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: After a while, I can only deal with so much
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: rape and dismemberment.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: I figured it goes the other way, because the other
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: half of them are like, yes, the wife killed her husband.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: You're like, you've watched enough of this. Stop watching these
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: for a while.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: No, I mean, yeah, sometimes those pop up, but a
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: lot of times it's always the you know, the woman
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: that's found down by the river that was raped and
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: tortured for three months.
• 27:04
  Speaker 6: But then they get justice.
• 27:06
  Speaker 7: Do they?
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't. So I just get tired.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: Justice would be nice, but it doesn't make up for
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: all the horrible things.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: No, it doesn't.
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: So yeah, we've been watching just, except for, well, we
• 27:17
  Speaker 6: watch all the American Gladiators unless it's on, because they
• 27:20
  Speaker 6: made a 2008 season, which does not have my favorite gladiator.
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: And I just don't give a shit because it's like,
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: I just don't care.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: At that point, which is your favorite?
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: Oh my gosh. My favorite gladiator of all time would
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: be Turbo because he was gorgeous too. Billy Worth gorgeous?
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: I wouldn't go that far. Billy Worth was pretty. He
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: was beautiful.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's pretty. I'll give you that. Definitely like Lost
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Boys era. Now, I haven't seen him lately.
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: Dude, he's holed up amazing.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: I would hope so.
• 27:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he looks... But, yeah, Turbo Galen Tomlinson, which is
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: like one of the worst names ever.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: I could be saying it all wrong, but, yeah.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: That's why they just called him Turbo.
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: Dude, seriously. He was always my favorite. And then my
• 28:13
  Speaker 6: second favorite gladiator. Boyfriend knows who my second favorite is.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Who?
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: You know who he is. He's Goofy.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: Hawk.
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I like Hawk.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Hawk's one of my favorites.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, man.
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: See, now I've got a boyfriend knowing the names of
• 28:28
  Speaker 6: most of the gladiators.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Well, I know pretty much all of them now.
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: Every once in a while, they'll throw one in there
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: that I'm like, I don't know who that person is.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Who the hell are you?
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: Havoc. I don't know who Havoc is.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: It was a sick day.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: They were like, ah, man, we're down like three gladiators.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Who are we going to put in here? You with
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: the catering table. Come over here. Put this outfit on.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Storm popped up a couple times. I was like, who's Storm?
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Can she control the weather? No.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: What a ripoff.
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: And then it's sad because you look up and I'm like,
• 28:55
  Speaker 6: where are these gladiators now? And it's like, yeah.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Hawk's dead.
• 29:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Siren. One of the, she was the first deaf
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: American gladiator.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: She commits suicide.
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah. And then I listened to like a podcast by,
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: cause apparently Nitro, Dan Clark has his own podcast and
• 29:15
  Speaker 6: he brought on some of the chicks and not chicks.
• 29:18
  Speaker 6: I didn't mean to sound like derogatory or.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: Like badass chicks.
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: Obviously they are badass chicks. He brought on like ice and, uh,
• 29:25
  Speaker 6: A zap. And just talking about how hard life was,
• 29:28
  Speaker 6: because it's like, they just kind of like, oh, Gladiators
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: is done, and they were like, well, shit.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: Well, and they probably weren't making a fortune. like it
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: was it was a big deal at the time but
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: also they didn't pay anybody.
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: But they also didn't get any like merchandise rights oh
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: yeah like there was so much merchandise i mean i
• 29:44
  Speaker 6: have all the figures but they didn't get a dime
• 29:47
  Speaker 6: off any of the merchandise like nothing way to screw
• 29:50
  Speaker 6: over your talent yeah so it's like she's like what
• 29:54
  Speaker 6: the what are we supposed to do like she immediately
• 29:56
  Speaker 6: from being an american gladiator She wanted to be a bartender,
• 29:59
  Speaker 6: because that's the only thing she could just go and do,
• 30:01
  Speaker 6: because she's like, well, I need a job now.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: And then she could bounce people right out of the
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: bar when need be.
• 30:07
  Speaker 6: You know, Zap, I mean, I think she went on
• 30:09
  Speaker 6: to be a ski instructor, but she was in a
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: movie before American Gladiator. She was the first American Gladiator,
• 30:15
  Speaker 6: because she was in a movie with John Ritter.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Skin Deep?
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: That's sad that I knew that. I just took a
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: guess for that time, and I remember there's a whole
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: lot of women in that one. So I can see
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: him also at some point running into a super strong woman.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: So he's got to hit a little of everybody. Blake Edwards.
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: But yeah, so we've watched so much American Gladiators. And
• 30:42
  Speaker 6: then after, of course, watching Billy Worth, I'm like, well,
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: we have to watch Lost Boys because it's... Because it's
• 30:48
  Speaker 6: Lost Boys. First of all, it's awesome. But then after
• 30:50
  Speaker 6: watching them, they have not given Billy Worth more than
• 30:53
  Speaker 6: one line.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, none of the other three really have anything to do.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: They just kind of stand there and have to look
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: cool next to Kiefer, but Kiefer's got all the lines.
• 31:01
  Speaker 6: And he says Michael like 498 times.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Didn't somebody put together a video of just him saying Michael?
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: And it's not a short video.
• 31:14
  Speaker 6: No, because he does say it like a ridiculous amount
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: of time. That's like 48% of the dialogue in the
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: entire movie is Michael, Michael, Michael. But it is. It is, like,
• 31:25
  Speaker 6: seriously one of the greatest. To me. I'm sure it's not, like,
• 31:30
  Speaker 6: one of the most, like, gonna win awards or something.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: It should.
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: It should win all the awards. But to me, in
• 31:37
  Speaker 6: my personal opinion.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Awards are biased to cool vampire movies.
• 31:40
  Speaker 6: It should be. It should have got all the awards. But, yeah.
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: Other than that, we haven't really watched any movies independently, because.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: And that's how we got to this week's movie.
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: It's time for Sofa Theater.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: On the planet Arcturus, he's the toughest cop around.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: That's a quarter blast.
• 32:02
  Speaker 7: The most powerful half of the universe.
• 32:09
  Speaker 6: That's right, fat boy.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: What do you want, asshole?
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: Nothing.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: You just gonna walk away? of the planet Earth. He's
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: 13 inches tall.
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: Oh, fuck!
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: That's about the size of it. Shit!
• 32:30
  Speaker 7: Can we teach it?
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Hold me together.
• 32:33
  Speaker 7: I'm going to war. With who?
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: The fucking doll man, Wells.
• 32:57
  Speaker 6: Hey, you in the wrong.
• 33:02
  Speaker 7: Neighborhood?
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Urban fucking renewal.
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: Dollman.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: 13 inches with an attitude.
• 33:10
  Speaker 9: You know in all of the time that we've shared.
• 33:37
  Speaker 9: I'll meet you there. I wish I never had taken
• 33:49
  Speaker 9: this step.
• 33:53
  Speaker 7: I wasn't quite free.
• 34:18
  Speaker 9: Call me up in my bad luck.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: I'll meet you there.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: Are you ready to get into our feature? I sort
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: of picked it.
• 34:34
  Speaker 6: His boyfriend picked a movie and I was like, oh.
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: Then I saw that it was on Tubi. And it
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: had recommended at the bottom.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: Is this based on your previous views? Because that could
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: be trouble.
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: No, because after I saw that was on there, it
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: was like, oh, you want to watch this movie? You
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: might like this movie. And Dollman was there. And I'm like,
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: what the fuck is Dollman?
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: I remember the VHS box art for it.
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: We just saw the DVD in there.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, really? Where we picked up these movies right here.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: I remember the VHS box art at the video store
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: and at the convenience store down by my house. And
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: it was one of the movies that I always saw,
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: but I never got it. Just because I was like,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: oh man, I ain't going to rent this. What the
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: hell is this? This looks dumb.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Obviously, it shows you right on the cover. It's a man.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: He's the size of a doll.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I was just kind of like, eh, not
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: really what I want to watch. I didn't know if
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: it was a horror movie or a sci-fi.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: We're still not sure.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: I thought it was a horror movie, actually. So that's
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: why I was just like, eh.
• 35:42
  Speaker 6: Kind of like Demonic Toys?
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, something like Demonic Toys.
• 35:45
  Speaker 6: What was the other one that we just, Puppet Master?
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Puppet Master.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: That's why I kept pointing those out all day. We
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: kept running into Puppet Master toys. I was like, see,
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: we'll get back to that later. So, since we've thrown
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: it out there, we'll go through the official rundown. This
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: week's Silver Theater feature is Dollman. The year is 1991.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: This part I totally forgot about because it came up
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: at the very beginning. Albert Pune is the director, who
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: not only have we had on the show before, but
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: I was just talking about him to somebody the other
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: day because I also, on another one of these random
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: movie stops like we just did over there, Ran into
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: another one of Albert Pugh's movies that I think we're
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: going to get to on a future episode. So I
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: won't ruin it yet.
• 36:30
  Speaker 6: Didn't we see it somewhere together? Or were we at
• 36:32
  Speaker 6: the flea market? And didn't you point out? Or was
• 36:34
  Speaker 6: that somebody else? I don't know. I thought you pointed
• 36:37
  Speaker 6: out a DVD and you pointed out the director. And
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: I was like, oh, okay.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Probably since then, yeah. Because I was just talking about it.
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: Like last Saturday.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so. Because, yeah, I was like, that guy.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: That guy right there. So, yeah, we've had him on
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: the show. So, yeah, I forgot all about that until
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: it popped up at the beginning of this movie. And
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: I was like, wait, this is an Albert. He is
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: legendary for many different reasons. But I was like, oh, man,
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: this is going to be even better than I expected. Well,
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: we'll get to that. And the plot, according to IMDb,
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: I bitch about this all the time. It's wrong right now.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: It's one sentence and it's wrong.
• 37:11
  Speaker 6: Well, bust it out.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: A hard-boiled intergalactic policeman lands on Earth where he is
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: only 12 inches tall.
• 37:18
  Speaker 6: I thought he was 13 inches.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: How many times in the movie did they say he's
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: 13 inches tall? Come on, IMDB.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Several times.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Several times. It's the tagline. The tagline of the movie is.
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: Do you need to run in there and buy it
• 37:31
  Speaker 6: real quick?
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: No, I have it right here. 13 inches with an attitude.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: That's the line on the poster. That's the line on
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: the video box art. Come on, man. So, that having
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: been said, spoiler alert, we will ruin the hell out
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: of this. So, go watch it. It's free on, as
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: previously mentioned, Tubi.
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: There are commercials.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: You might find it on YouTube, and there's no commercials. So, yeah,
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: there's lots of copies out there. I don't know where
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: they came from. I don't know how they got there,
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: but they're streaming, and you can watch them, most of
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: which for free. Go watch it if you haven't already
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: seen it.
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: On Tubi, they have the Elvira 13 Nights of Horror Halloween.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: Version of it. I considered going with that one, but
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: I wasn't sure how different that version was.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Ah, that's the one we want.
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: Elvira makes everything better.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: That's always true. I mean, you can't go wrong with Elvira.
• 38:26
  Speaker 6: I fucking love this movie. I was in. I was
• 38:30
  Speaker 6: there for it. I had a good time. I was
• 38:32
  Speaker 6: laughing at damn near everything.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: I liked it.
• 38:35
  Speaker 6: I was like, what? I couldn't stop laughing because it
• 38:38
  Speaker 6: was so ridiculous.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: It's ridiculous.
• 38:43
  Speaker 6: Not even through the trailer, I was thinking, did somebody
• 38:47
  Speaker 6: watch Sledgehammer and decide to make a space cop movie?
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: It had a very Sledgehammer feel to it. The character.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: um what what character we had from brick which is
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: not a whole lot surprisingly because tim thomerson is awesome
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: that's our lead and like he's he is very like
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: corny like on purpose like his stuff is usually you
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: know he is very charismatic so like you get him
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: in the lead and usually he's there kind of wisecracking
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: and like that's his thing this is like the dead's Like,
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: super serious, but still kind of trying to be the
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: tough guy thing. So, like, it is him doing, like,
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: a version of their actual... heroes and kind of making
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: fun of them. But it kind of also sucks all
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: the fun out of him too. He's just like super
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: deadpan the whole time.
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: I thought that's what made it great.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: It always makes it funny in a different way. Cause
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: that's the thing I came, I guess we have to
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: dig into all of this. So I, I'd seen this,
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Many years ago. I had not seen it since, but
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: I think it was back on... Well, I know it
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: was on VHS. It was maybe when I was still
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: watching those and technically reviewing them, as much as you
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: want to.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Call what I did.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: But the few sentences I would write down. But I
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: saw a ton of Full Moon movies back then.
• 40:08
  Speaker 6: So what was your review for this movie back then?
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: I think it's pretty similar to what I am now.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: I think it's more... to jump to the overview here,
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: I think it's more of a concept than a movie. Like,
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: it's like they came up with the basic concept and
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: then like, eh, we'll get to the plot later. And
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: then like, you'll notice it's really short. So there's like
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: little to no other side story. It's just kind of
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: the premise. And by the time they're done setting that up,
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: you're already halfway into the movie. And then like, okay,
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: now we got to deal with this bad guy.
• 40:39
  Speaker 6: Okay. We dealt with him.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: It's just over so quick. I was like, I feel
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: like they just had, again, it's a Charles Band story
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: idea by. So like, I think he came up with
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: the idea and was just like, yeah, yeah, like that.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: And then we'll do some more stuff with him, which
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: they kind of do. So like, I don't know. I
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: think that was my takeaway then. And I don't feel
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: like it's changed that much in the last 25 or
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: 30 years, however long it's been since this movie I
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: watched the first time. So yeah, I still like it.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: It's fun, but it's very silly.
• 41:10
  Speaker 6: I had a good time. I was, I, I, I
• 41:13
  Speaker 6: think I had a better time with this than I
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: would have with Robot Ninja, which was Boyfriend's Bigger Choice.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: I watched the trailer for Robot Ninja.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: I changed my mind. I pulled out like midway through
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: the morning at work. I was sitting there thinking about
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: it more, and I was like, you know what? Robot
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Ninja looks so fucking bad that I'm afraid Girlfriend's going
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: to have a miserable time with it.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: I just watched the trailer.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: I was like, I could probably get.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: Through this, but I'm like, this looks so low budget.
• 41:41
  Speaker 6: It had a name.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: But it had low budget.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It usually pisses you off.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Like, even more low budget than Albert Pugh movies, which
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: are usually pretty minimal budget. Like, he knows how to
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: stretch a dollar and make it look kind of cool and, like,
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: do cool stuff. Not everybody can do that. So, yeah,
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: I was, like, watching the trailer for that other one going,
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: Misty's going to be miserable.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, do I make everybody suffer through
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: this or do we just go with Dollman?
• 42:09
  Speaker 6: Because Misty said, hey, watch this trailer. And you'll be like, oh,
• 42:12
  Speaker 6: if this sucks, it's all Misty's fault because she's the
• 42:15
  Speaker 6: one who mentioned it. Because, you know, boyfriend sent out
• 42:18
  Speaker 6: the text or the original text of, have you picked
• 42:22
  Speaker 6: a movie yet? And I'm like, oh, fuck.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: You know, you're in trouble.
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: Well, it's even worse when he sends you that text
• 42:27
  Speaker 6: from the bathroom.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: I don't need to know these things.
• 42:30
  Speaker 6: So if he's doing bathroom thinking and picking out movies.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: Heavy duty, deep thought.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: When you're picking out a movie on the shitter, it's
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: probably going to be crap.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: So instead, doll man.
• 42:48
  Speaker 6: I fully enjoyed it.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: I enjoyed it.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: But see, this was coming into it. That was my
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: other thing. This was the one I knew second of
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: the Tim Thomerson Full Moon movies. Did you watch any
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: of the Trancers stuff?
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: No, but I remember the Trancers movies.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: See, I came into it. Yeah, I remember watching those,
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: and I saw those first.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: And I.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: Again, I don't think up until recently I'd seen the
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: first one. I came in, again, like, I think they
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: sent me, like, here, watch this one. And it was
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: Trancers 2. And Trancers 2 is really cool and has, like,
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: here's what's funny. A future Oscar winner.
• 43:25
  Speaker 6: Who?
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: It stars as a co-star when they bring in the
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: female lead, Helen Hunt.
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Within the span of less than 10 years, she goes
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: from doing this Trancers movie to being a major TV
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: star to a movie star and winning an Oscar. that's
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: a weird little rollercoaster ride for her.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: So yeah.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: So she's in that. And there's another Megan board. There's
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: another girl that like, there's kind of like two other
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: girls that come into it and like, they have a
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: really good dynamic and Tim Thomerson super fun. So it's like,
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: those are really cool. And then they just kept doing them.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: There's like five with him over the years. And it
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: was only recently when I went back and saw the
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: first one, which is still fun. But it's one of those,
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: I think it was some other independent company put together Trancers.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: It didn't do that well. And then Full Moon moved
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: in and we're like, hey, can we buy this property
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: and keep making sequels? So I think the second one
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: was the first Full Moon one, technically. But it's a
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: lot of fun. So yeah, that was one of those.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: I came from the Trancers world first. So watching him
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: be Brick is kind of like, oh, well, he's just
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: kind of doing this action hero thing, but it's not
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: near as much Fun is what he does with Jack Death.
• 44:35
  Speaker 6: I guess because we haven't seen The Trancers, I could
• 44:38
  Speaker 6: fully enjoy him as Brick, what was his last name?
• 44:41
  Speaker 6: Bardon or some shit like that.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: Barlow or Barto.
• 44:44
  Speaker 6: Barto.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Brick Barto, I think. Which is a character name
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: that Albert Pugh has used several times before.
• 44:51
  Speaker 6: I did look at that. I can't remember which movie
• 44:53
  Speaker 6: it said it was in, but yeah, I do remember
• 44:55
  Speaker 6: saying that he used it before.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's been in a couple of his as a character,
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: but not the same character. I think he just used
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: the name again because he likes the name.
• 45:05
  Speaker 6: How could you not? And I gotta ask, was Jackie
• 45:11
  Speaker 6: Earl Haley ever attractive?
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think even as a kid, he was
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: an odd-looking child. He was a kid star for years,
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: and that's where everybody knew him from originally. And then
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: he grew up in... I think he, like, worked into that.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, later he kind of plays on the fact
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: that he doesn't look like your handsome lady man type.
• 45:31
  Speaker 6: He just plays, like, the skeezy, like, guy.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: So he plays skeezy, yeah.
• 45:35
  Speaker 6: And he's good at skeezy.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: So, like, this was right in the middle for him. Like,
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: he'd been kid star, and then he was, like, in
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: a super big movie as a teenager. And he kind
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: of rode that out, both of them, actually.
• 45:46
  Speaker 6: What was he in as a kid?
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: He's Bad News Bears. Oh, I never watched it. And
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: he rode that out, because I think he's the one
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: that carried through. He's like the kid star, and I
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: think they probably even ditched, by the end, I'm sure,
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: Matthau's not in them anymore. So I think the one
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: person riding it out the whole time in those sequels
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: was Jackie O'Haley. And then he grows up a little bit,
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: and as a teenager, he's in Breaking Away. Breaking Away
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: is like a big thing now. at the time so
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: much so that it even gets like a TV series
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: and he's in the TV series as well. So like, again,
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: he kind of wrote out everything that came along when
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: he was younger. And then he hits like this low.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: If you look at his IMDb, it's like, he just
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: kind of like, wasn't the cute kid anymore. He couldn't
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: pull off the teenager thing. And like, I think he
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: just didn't know what to do. So it's not until
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: like the late nineties, early two thousands before he has
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: that comeback that, where he becomes a name again. And
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: this is right at the beginning of it. This is
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: one of those, I'm going to be a villain, I guess.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: So he comes off perfectly suited for this movie. We
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: do need a skeezy guy to be in charge of
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: the gang. And he's definitely that.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: See, that's what happens when people start taking things upon themselves.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: Anybody else got any bright ideas? You got a fucking
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: bright idea?
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: How about you?
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: You got a bright idea?
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Huh? I have an idea. Oh, there's an invasion, homeboys.
• 47:22
  Speaker 6: This better be good, Head.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: There's only one person that can stop you once I
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: give you the dimensional bomb. Brick Bardo.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: What's a Brick Bardo?
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: He's an asshole cop from my world.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: He followed me here.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: Well, how do you know it's him?
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: There's only one weapon in the universe that can destroy
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: atomic matter like that.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: It's dangerous to me. And to you, too.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: If I were you, I'd go out and kill.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: Him right now.
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah.
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: Well, if I was you, I'd quit while I was ahead.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: Think how it looks? Guy moves into your territory, blows
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: away your two men. I know I wouldn't like it.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: He's not showing you proper respect. People will think you've
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: lost control.
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: Well, this guy's a cop, huh?
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go to Debbie's.
• 48:18
  Speaker 6: I don't want to show this cop he's in the
• 48:20
  Speaker 6: wrong fucking neighborhood.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: I'm just staying here and cleaning up this mess.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: So aside from his looks, how are you with Jackie?
• 48:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he was pretty good. He was my second favorite character.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: A little sweet?
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: A little sweet. I don't know the fucking guy's real name.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: They don't give you his name?
• 48:38
  Speaker 6: I think he was arm something guy. He was his
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: second right hand man. And the whole time, every time
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: he would come on screen, I'm like, ooh, a little sweet.
• 48:47
  Speaker 6: Does he look a little sweet from the Dr. Pepper commercials?
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, the other guy that was hanging out with him
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: in the car later? Yeah, that guy. I was like,
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: not the other dude that like, no, not a midget.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: I like that guy. He was in every action movie then, too.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: I was like, I know that guy. I don't know
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: his name.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that guy cracked me up.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: He's in all kinds of action movies back then. But yeah,
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: the gangs are as fun as, you know.
• 49:13
  Speaker 6: I totally forgot the name of the doll, man.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: As fun as murderous gangs can be. Oh, and they're.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: A typical 80s gang.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: Even though it's 90s. And really, in all reality, 1990
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: and 1991 were still the 80s.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: They're still kind of coasting on everything that was popular
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: in the 80s.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: We didn't get out of the 80s until about 92, 93.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: They started getting their own vibe, their own kind of feel.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: And you definitely get a very 90s feel as you
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: go on. Yeah, this is still very 80s-esque.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know how I didn't rent this
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: movie a long time ago. It was thoroughly enjoyable for me.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Anybody that knows me knows I love Sledgehammer. That's probably
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: my number one top favorite TV show ever.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: It says, like, Space Sledgehammer.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: So this was like, yeah, I looked at it, and
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: I was like, this is Space Sledgehammer. So much so
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: that I believe the second star of this movie is
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: his gun, which is a. 475. Wildy Magnum. It was
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: an actual pistol. It's the gun from Death Wish. Death
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Wish 3.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: But now it's the protoblaster.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: It's the protoblaster. And, dude, I mean, it blew away
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: bad guys in Death Wish. It blows away guys in
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: this movie.
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: It just makes people explode in this movie.
• 50:29
  Speaker 6: But did you notice they did stay within, like, when
• 50:33
  Speaker 6: he's the same size, it totally demolishes them. But when
• 50:35
  Speaker 6: he shrinks down, it doesn't do near the damage.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: But it still kills him.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: It's consistent.
• 50:40
  Speaker 6: I do like that they went to scale.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: It's just like a really bad gunshot wound when he's
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: 13 inches tall.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: They did the same thing with the bomb.
• 50:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but I called that one.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you did. Because he said it'll destroy everything within
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: three parsecs. You know, and the guy's like, we could
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: take out the whole Upper East Side, you know, or
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: something like that.
• 51:03
  Speaker 6: And I'm like, nah, I bet when they shrunk that
• 51:04
  Speaker 6: fucking bomb, it's barely going to clear the room. Yeah.
• 51:09
  Speaker 6: And the guy's name was Arm Bruiser. The character name
• 51:11
  Speaker 6: was Arm Bruiser. Real sweet. That's what his name was.
• 51:15
  Speaker 6: Did you not get that vibe?
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: I don't think I specifically went with that.
• 51:19
  Speaker 6: But his real name was Richard DeSisto. I couldn't find
• 51:22
  Speaker 6: anything about him because whenever I Google Richard DeSisto, all
• 51:25
  Speaker 6: it brings me up is Suck and Blow Jeremy Sisto.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: Maybe he's like a cousin.
• 51:32
  Speaker 6: I don't know because he has the D in it.
• 51:33
  Speaker 6: It's DeSisto.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's like a hyphen.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: So there's not enough. He was probably his only role.
• 51:40
  Speaker 6: It was his only movie.
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: Yes. So we should be seeing him at conventions.
• 51:45
  Speaker 6: Richard DeSisto is an actor known for Dollman. Yeah.
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: Lucky.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: That's how everybody knows it.
• 51:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: So let's just start with that opening, too, though. Because that,
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: it's funny. I went with a very specific one. And
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: I think it probably just says a lot about me.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: Because to me, I'm like, is this Cobra? It just
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: feels like the opening of Cobra.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: It's like, it's space Cobra.
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:08
  Speaker 6: I never saw Cobra.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, we gotta watch Cobra.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: It's also like he's doing a very Dirty Harry thing.
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: Yes, he is.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: He's very much making fun of the Dirty Harry movies.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: He is.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, he's probably just doing Callahan, really. But
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: Cobra's kind of a ripoff of Dirty Harry in his
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: Stallone way. So this is, yeah. But that's what it
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: read through to me when he comes cruising in and
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: everybody's like, what are you doing here? And he just
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: goes in and does his thing.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: And he does the same thing when he comes out,
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: you know, the kind of... You kind of made a
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: mess of things around here, Cobretti. But I guess that's
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: your style, you know. Damn right it is. Yeah, you know.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: I would have chose a more subtle approach. But yeah,
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: that's the same thing. He comes out and they're like,
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: you know, damn, you really kind of made a mess
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: in there, you know. You sent two women to the
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: ER with heart attacks. And, you know, but he's like,
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: but he didn't kill anybody. This time.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: This time.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, the police chief or the mayor, whoever
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: it was, is yelling at him. They had the exact
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: same thought I was. It was like, it's night out.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: Take off those damn sunglasses.
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: So at least they said what I was thinking.
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: Like, I know you think you're cool. Take off those
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: damn sunglasses. But you can also tell this is 1991.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: because it's okay for him to make fun of the
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: fat ladies, the fat boy.
• 53:28
  Speaker 6: Everybody was fat.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: I was like, I don't feel like our hero, in quotes,
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: would be saying this in our current day version of
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: this movie. It's okay to make fun of fat people
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: in this movie. It's like, yep, this is 1991, all right.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: I do like the statistics when they're going through all
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: the people that get killed. Most of it, I think,
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: was blaming it on the bad guy. But it was like, 3.6 dead.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: 1.4 of the dead.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: I was like, wait, wait.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: How do you get these?
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: But actually, when you look at our villain, I guess
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: you can have a percentage of dead.
• 54:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: Because he's just a flying head.
• 54:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, I was like, I saw it and I
• 54:07
  Speaker 6: just busted it. I'm like, what the fuck is this?
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just a floating head.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: I do like that it comes with a backstory that
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: like this guy, like our brick dude is the reason
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: he's like that. And it's not even a one shot.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: It's just like, yeah, this run in together. I took
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: off your arms and this one I blew off the rest.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: Like it's an ongoing thing that's turned him into this
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: floating head. And that's again, I feel like with a
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: lot of this movie, it like, it has a bigger
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: concept than its technology could deliver.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: And that's what I kind of wish. I was like,
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: if they would have even waited a few years, I
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: think they could have been able to blue screen. Granted,
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: they couldn't afford blue screening, probably.
• 54:51
  Speaker 6: What's the difference between blue screen and green screen?
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: They're minor differences. It's basically the same thing. But they
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: started blue.
• 54:57
  Speaker 6: Well, thanks, Captain Obvious. I didn't know if there was
• 54:59
  Speaker 6: a technical difference.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: I think they switched to green because things stood out
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: more in that. I think, like, darker colors, blacks and stuff,
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: blended into the blue and made it look more fake.
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: So I think the green is so drastically different that
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: just about everything stands.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: Out on the green screen. Yeah, because you notice when
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: they screen some of the shots of him, he looks
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: kind of, not out of focus, but the shading looks off.
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I don't think they did any, like, even
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: blue screen stuff in this one i think it was
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: all like super old school yeah it was like it
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: was like half of it was like perspective shots so
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: that's why some people would be like way off in
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: the distance and some of it was just like matting
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: them together and like it was just old school technology
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: that like i think also they sort of steered away
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: from it as much as possible because they knew their
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: budget limitations and their effects limitations so it's like there's
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: so many times when like if this were made now,
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: there'd be tons of shots with them together and doing
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: stuff and him picking things up. And like, yeah, instead
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: all we get is just them. Like one shot, a
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: shot of him being supposedly little on the table, a
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: shot of her being supposedly big over here in the room.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: Like it's rare. Like there's like one for each section.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: They'll do like a mat together shot where you can
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: see like, see, he's tiny. Like, so yeah, I think
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: they had like a bigger concept that they probably wanted
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: to go for. And like limitations kind of kept it
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: at a minimum.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:28
  Speaker 6: I want to talk about one of my favorite scenes
• 56:30
  Speaker 6: in the whole movie. All right. Shortly after he lands
• 56:34
  Speaker 6: and he shoots a couple of the bad guys while
• 56:36
  Speaker 6: trying to save the girl.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:38
  Speaker 6: And she's like arguing with him like, no, we have
• 56:40
  Speaker 6: to leave. And he's like, no, we're not going anywhere.
• 56:43
  Speaker 6: So she straight up picks his fucking ship up.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: And runs. That was pretty funny.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: I mean, it is hard to fight with somebody who's
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: way bigger than you.
• 56:53
  Speaker 6: She picked up his whole fucking ship. Yeah.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she just grabbed it like a toy and took off.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: That's pretty much what it was.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: And it's the whole thing of him bouncing around inside
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: of his ship as she's running. Because you remember?
• 57:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: He's just like, hey, hey, stop.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: Come on, put it down.
• 57:10
  Speaker 6: And her annoying-ass kid. Why do people got to have
• 57:14
  Speaker 6: annoying-ass kids in movies?
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: I keep telling people, stop having children.
• 57:19
  Speaker 6: She brings home this cool, of course, a little fucker.
• 57:21
  Speaker 6: As soon as she walks in the door, he's like,
• 57:22
  Speaker 6: give it to me, give it to me. And I'm
• 57:23
  Speaker 6: just like, calm your shit. Nobody said the spaceship's for you.
• 57:26
  Speaker 6: Maybe mommy wants a spaceship. Maybe it's not yours. Calm
• 57:30
  Speaker 6: your shit, you little brat.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: Nope, he's a kid.
• 57:32
  Speaker 6: Then invites the whole goddamn neighborhood over. And I'm like,
• 57:36
  Speaker 6: first of all, I don't want all these fucking people
• 57:37
  Speaker 6: in my house.
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: Do you understand keeping on the down low?
• 57:40
  Speaker 6: This kid is not understanding secret alien men.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: Nope, not at all. invites everybody over to gawk at him.
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: Just like, that's not cool. I don't want you staring
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: at me.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: Get the hell out of here. Yeah, he's like, what's
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: the good of having a Martian if you can't show
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: him off?
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: Shut up.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: He's not a Martian.
• 57:55
  Speaker 6: What's the name of his planet again?
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It's 10,000 light years away from Earth.
• 58:00
  Speaker 6: That's with an A. I remember that much. We weren't
• 58:03
  Speaker 6: there very long, so it wasn't that important. But yeah,
• 58:05
  Speaker 6: I loved the beginning scene.
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: Those cool cityscapes that we get.
• 58:09
  Speaker 6: I love the beginning, because where they're being held hostage
• 58:12
  Speaker 6: is a goddamn laundromat. Yeah. And he just straight up
• 58:16
  Speaker 6: walks in there, throws his shit in the washer, puts
• 58:18
  Speaker 6: his coins in. While this guy is... His way of
• 58:21
  Speaker 6: holding hostages is to tie a bunch of fat ladies together.
• 58:25
  Speaker 6: Around him in the middle. Yeah, with him in the middle.
• 58:28
  Speaker 6: I'm not trying to be like, that's his plan. It's
• 58:30
  Speaker 6: not like I'm... This is his... This is what he
• 58:33
  Speaker 6: keeps calling them, his fat ladies.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is what he came up with. And this
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: is how it's going to work out for him. So
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: he thinks.
• 58:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and it doesn't work out because... brick is pretty much,
• 58:43
  Speaker 6: I will shoot a hole through this lady and it
• 58:44
  Speaker 6: will go through you into the next lady. So, okay.
• 58:49
  Speaker 6: Which just pretty much causes a stampede and they all
• 58:52
  Speaker 6: just squish the guy. But he lives, I think, because
• 58:54
  Speaker 6: there were no casualties, were there?
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: No, the lady, both of the ladies had heart attacks.
• 58:59
  Speaker 6: There were no casualties.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: No, no, they were both in the hospital recovering.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: But I do like our cityscapes there in our future world.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: And even then, I was looking at it going, that
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: looks like a decent map painting. I was like, where
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: did you get that from? So if you look it up,
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: a lot of those shots of the cityscapes in the
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: future world at the beginning... are New Chicago in Buck Rogers.
• 59:22
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: They, like, I guess, bought the rights or just used them.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know which.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, I can buy that because even though it looks futuristic,
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: it still looks like Chicago.
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: It still looks like the 70s futuristic.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because even the laundromat looks like, oh, we're in
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: the Bronx?
• 59:36
  Speaker 6: Where are we?
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: Yep, we're in the Bronx.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: That's where we're going. And that's what I think is funny.
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: We get Future World in the beginning, but when we
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: come to And this is like a specialty of, of
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: Albert Pugh. What little I've seen of him, not all
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: of his movies, but a lot of his movies, he
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: kind of likes to turn everything into this like post-apocalyptic landscape.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: And it's like, it's not really like we're in post-apocalyptic future.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: We're in current day Bronx, but it looks like the
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: end of the earth has come and gone.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: Like it is nothing but desolate buildings and rubble and like,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: half of the shots are in like that setting to
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: the point that it really could be like the end
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: of days and wouldn't be any change at all. And
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: then later they'll be just driving around the streets and
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: things are normal. And I'm just like, where did, where
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: did this knockdown building come from?
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 6: And then boyfriends ID in cars as they go by.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: Gen one Celica, Mark two golf.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 6: Every time I see a car go by, I'm like,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 6: how long is it going to take? There it goes.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: Not every car. It's just certain cars that I like.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 6: Well, I know which ones you're going to ID usually.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: Actually, I'm sorry, that was a Gen 1 Supra. It
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: wasn't a Celica. Well, I mean, it could be because
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: it was a Supra Celica.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: All of the above.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 6: But I want to take a second again to talk about,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 6: holy shit, how long was the intro credits?
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: I almost fell asleep through the intro credits.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: We're in space.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 6: They went through everything, like all the credits that usually
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 6: they put at the end of the movie. They put
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 6: it at the beginning of the movie.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's the way old-timey movies used to be.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: But by the 90s, we hadn't done that, really. So
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: I guess he was trying to be old-school about it.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 6: Because it just started. Because I was going to post
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 6: a picture on Instagram. And I kept waiting for the
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 6: title card to come up. And I waited.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: And you're like, did this freeze up? Because I did
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: for a minute. I was like, did the movie stop playing?
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: We're still just in blackness of space.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: She was like, good God, are they thanking everybody?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 6: And also at the end credits, how we had to
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 6: show everybody but Little Sweet. Yeah, they did.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: They gave everybody had, I think it was like everybody
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: in that film. Whatever roles they had, they kind of
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: did a little short flashback of each person's roles and
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: then had their name under it.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 6: Half of the movie was credits.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: Again, this doesn't surprise me as we go on in
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: these series of films.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: But the guy that she was wanting to know what
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: his name was, he was the one that they didn't show.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: They showed people in their.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 6: That had less screen time.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 6: Than Arm Bruiser or Arm Breaker or Arm Wrestler.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, he was in the film a lot
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: more than, like, the mayor. You know? The mayor was
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: in it for, like, one scene.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 6: And Arm Bruiser also showed up. He was one of the...
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 6: He was the guy that burned up, that they popped
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 6: up at the last.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, he shot him a couple times. And then
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: at the end of the movie... Towards the end, right
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: before he kills the bad guy.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: It blew him up, remember?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 6: Because he shot the car until it exploded.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right, it did. It did explode.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: He was on fire. So, he pops up again, you know,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: dual wielding. I don't know if it was Uzis or
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: AKs that he had. I can't remember. Just firing all wildly. And,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: you know, Dollman finishes him off.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 6: Fucking A.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Everything about it was just, again, like, almost leftover 80s.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: The fact that she works at a toxic waste plant.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: Everything is just so 80s grunginess. Even South Bronx looks
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: clean compared to this version of the South Bronx.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 6: That was really how South Bronx was. I don't know
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 6: about now.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: But certainly, yeah. But even then, it's dialed up to
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: 11 as the post-apocalyptic version of South Bronx after this
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: toxic waste plant melts down that she's working at every day.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: Where her boss is sitting on her. And where did
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: he want to take her?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 6: Guns N' Roses concert. I'd be like, fuck yeah. Take
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 6: me to the Guns N' Roses concert.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: See, they were cool. They knew who to name drop.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 6: This was 91. Was this like around the same.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: Time that User Illusions came out?
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: I was trying to.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 6: Figure out if it was before or after. I can
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 6: tell it was the same year.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: It's right around then, yeah. So this is the peak
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: Jump the Shark moment. Like this is the the biggest produced,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: highest profile they'll ever be, and then they already start
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: diving down quickly. So, yep, this is when even mainstream
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: people would be named dropping guns and roses. Or, you know,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: a super high profile movie like this.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 6: I'm getting the feeling you didn't enjoy this movie quite
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 6: as much as I did.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: I think I just realized the limitations of it. Because
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: there are so many times when I'm just.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 6: Like, I enjoyed it because of its limitations, because it
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 6: did entertain me way more than movies with higher production value.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: Which is unusual for you, actually. I was still, as
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: we got into it, I was like, I forgot how
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: cheap these full movie movies were. So I was like,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: this still might be too low a budget for you.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: So I'm glad you enjoyed it.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 6: Because I fully enjoyed Brick.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: Brick's good.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 6: He reminded me so much of Sledgehammer that I was
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 6: in it for him. And a little sweet.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: How about the times when they would, again, just cut
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: to a Ken doll and a black leather jacket? Like
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: when he jumped out the window.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, where he's hanging onto the car.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: Just flip the Ken doll out the window. Yeah. And
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: then somehow he catches onto the car. I'm like, you know,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: isn't that like a hundred story drop for him?
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 6: I was like, I spent way longer than a person should. Like,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 6: what part of the car is he hanging onto? Is
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 6: it the back window? Is it the back bumper? Is
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 6: it the side?
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: It kind of seemed like the back window, but I'm
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: not sure.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 6: It was the side window.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It kind of seemed like it was the very
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: back window. It took me a minute to get there.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 6: I was very invested at this point. I was concerned
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 6: for his well-being. I wanted to know what was going on.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 6: You know, I was in it to win it.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: What do you think about his... You like the gun.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: How about his fancy return to his hand function?
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: That's what I was saying. Can I get one of those?
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: I mean, shit.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: They don't go into that at all.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: That's pretty handy. He only uses it like twice.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 6: He used that same pun and I laughed. And I'm like...
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 6: That was awful.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'd like to have one of those.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: It would be pretty handy.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 6: I want it for other random stuff. I can't find
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 6: the remote.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: I was thinking that all the time, but that's usually
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: just me across the room trying to use the force.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: I don't want to get up.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 6: I can't reach my phone.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: Just come here. How many times did they work in
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: the size joke? I want to see a 13-inch man.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: Tell me size doesn't matter, baby. I was like, yes,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: we see your sense of humor.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: We get it.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 6: I liked it.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: I don't even care.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 6: Maybe I was just in a good mood because I
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 6: was off for a couple days of work.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: And you didn't have to watch that other movie.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was just like, woo! I will take anything
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 6: over Robot Ninja. I will.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was afraid Robot Ninja was going to be
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: on the lines of like, die you zombie bastards.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 6: Which we did not make it through.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Or what was the other one? Jesus Christ Vampire Slayer?
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: That one looked pretty bad.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: Maybe just the trailer of that.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: I think we tried to watch it and I was
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: just like, nope, I'm done.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: It's rough.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 6: Have you ever walked out of a movie theater because
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 6: the movie was so bad?
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: Yes, I have.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 6: What movie?
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: What is the name of the movie?
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 6: Give me something to work with.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: Chick's got one arm. Her name is Mona.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: Who's the boss?
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no. It's like, I remember, the
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: only thing I remember, because it was when I got
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: up and got out of the movie, because I was like,
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: this movie sucks, and I can't remember what it was,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: but she's like, I think the guy's having an affair
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: with her or something, and something happens, and she gets
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: her arm cut off, and later on during the movie,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: they're like, it's a sex scene, and she looks at him,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: she goes, do you want the arm on or off
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: like that? And I was like, I'm done.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: This sounds great.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, get out of here. Uh, what
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: is the name of that movie?
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: Do we know who's in this?
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know who it was. It was, it would
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: have been nineties. It played at, uh, village eight. I
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: went there because it was a dollar and we were
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: just bored. We were out and it was probably a
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: hot day. And we were looking for some place.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 6: Air conditioning.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: We were looking for some place with AC that we
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: could hang out and not get kicked out of. So
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: we were like, a lot of times we were like,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: fuck it. We got a dollar. If we're not going
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: to Taco Bell, we're going to the movies. And, shit,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: Romeo is Bleeding?
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: Romeo Must Die?
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: No, not Romeo Must Die. I think it's called Romeo
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: is Bleeding.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: That one is, I.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 6: Don't know. If you Google, do you want the arm
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 6: on or off?
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: Romeo is Bleeding has Gary Oldman, doesn't it?
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: It might be that movie. That might be the one
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: that I got up and walked out of because I
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: just didn't care.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure that's Gary Oldman. And I have heard
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: Not Great Thing. Isn't that like.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 6: 1993.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: I'm waiting for the 5G to work down here.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 6: Does it have somebody named Mona Demarkov?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 8: Yep.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 6: Lena Olin.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: See, Lena Olin. That's what I was just about to say.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: That's the movie I got up and walked out of. Now,
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: don't get me wrong, it probably could have been a
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: good movie.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 6: Who knows?
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: I have not heard good things about it, actually.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: But in 93, I didn't give a shit. And I just,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: you know, I didn't want to see it.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: Certainly higher budget than what we're talking about today.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, I mean, it would have been around
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: the time where we went to the theater and I
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: probably saw Army of Darkness like 20 times. Yeah. Because, again,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: it was at the Dollar Theater, and we're like, fuck it,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: we'll go see Army of Darkness again and again and again.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: And it was groovy. And it was great. Same thing
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: with Natural Born Killers. Dude, I've probably seen Natural Born
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: Killers more times than any movie in my life. I
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: think we saw it just about every day it was
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: out at that theater. Just because we had nothing else
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: to do, we had nowhere else to go. that had
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: air conditioning because nobody's parents would let us in at
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: their houses.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: That says a lot about you kids.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we couldn't hang out at anybody's house. We'd get
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: kicked out of the mall most of the time because
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: we were fucking causing problems. So we would go to
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: the movie theater, you know. And we liked that movie
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: because it was violent.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: It's definitely violent.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: So, you know, and it had, what's her name in it?
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: Juliette Lewis, who I never really found attractive. She was crazy.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: She was nuts. She does crazy really well.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: All the other guys that I hung out with were
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: just in love with her, and that's when they went
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: to go see her.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: She's got quirky appeal.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: She just doesn't do it for me at all.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 6: I've only walked out of one movie theater.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: I know it.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 6: You know it?
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: I know it.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 6: Go ahead, then.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: Is it that Mafia movie?
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 6: Yes, it is.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: With Christina Applegate.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 6: Yes, it is.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: Which movie is that? I don't know.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 6: I walked out of it.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: You don't know the name?
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 6: Mafia. The name of the movie is Mafia.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, the name of the movie is Mafia.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, isn't it Jane Austen's Mafia or something?
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: It's a wannabe airplane type of dumb comedy, but it's
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: not like Zucker Brothers. It's not that level. It is
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: before the Waynes brothers ran that thing into the ground.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: It was right before that was Jane Austen's Mafia.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 6: Wow. I don't even remember there being Jane Austen attached
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 6: to it. I just remember it was Mafia.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: I think that's how, again, I think they dropped that
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: because people probably thought it was actually Jane Austen. It
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: was coming after the, like, Emma's and Sense and Sensibility's
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: kind of movies, and they were trying to market on
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: that as a funny thing, and then after a while,
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: I think they, like, downplayed that part because people didn't
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: get the, people are dumb, especially the people going to
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: see this movie, were dumb, and they weren't going to
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: go see it because they thought it was actually going
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: to be, like, a period piece.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 6: It was at the Dollar Theater, and I wanted my
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 6: money back.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: See, I almost walked out of Donnie Brasco. I got bored.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: Forget about it.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: But I sat through it. It wasn't one... Yeah, there's
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: only one movie that I've ever walked out of and
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: demanded my money back, but that was not for the
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: reason of it being bad. That was Mortal Kombat 2.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: And it was because it completely sold out, almost. And
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: instead of them saying that the theater was sold out,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: they just sat me in the floor in the very
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: front of the theater....
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: See, again, this is the thing that I don't think
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: would happen anymore.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or I would have had to.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: Fire codes, people. Come on.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, it was like you're just sitting on the
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: floor and look up at the screen. And I told them, no,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: this is stupid. I'm not sitting in the seat and
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: I'm not sitting on the fucking floor. And I went
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: back out to the ticket booth and told them, hey,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: I want my money back. And they were like, well, no,
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: you already got your tickets. You're there for the movie.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: And I was like, there's no seats. They sat me
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: on the floor and they didn't want to give me
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: my money back at first. Until I ended up getting
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: the manager, so I pulled a Karen.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: Usually they don't fight it that much. They're just like, eh, okay, whatever.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: Well, this was at Tinseltown.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: No, they're trouble already. I was never thrilled with them.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this was at Tinseltown, and we saw it there
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: just because they had the big screens. And, yeah, I
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: had to fight to get my money back.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 6: Is that where we saw Star Wars in the front row?
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and that sucked, too. Their front row, again, like now,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: just about every seat's pretty good in super-elevated areas. But
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: this was pre-stadium seating, so so many seats in a
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: lot of those theaters totally sucked.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: Anything in the front row.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: Definitely anything up front.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, anything up front was bad. Just because the way
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: the screen was angled, it wasn't flat.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: It was rounded on the ends.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: Rounded on the ends, and then it started at the bottom,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: and as the screen went up, it kind of.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of the word. Yeah, it kind
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: of bowed up into the ceiling in a way. It
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: was weird. So you were staring straight up at the screen,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: which was not cool.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 6: But you eventually got your money.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: I did. I got my money back, and then I
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: think we went to... What's the one that's torn down now?
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 5: Showcase.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: Showcase. We went to Showcase.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: Showcase had good stuff. Theirs were rounded, but you really
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: had to be right in the front row before you noticed.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: It was still not a good idea to be that close. But, like, there's,
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: in the original run of, like, the first, you know,
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: three screens or whatever the good ones were, they were, like,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: huge and they were kind of rounded into the, like, carpet. Like,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: I remember if you sat up front, like, the carpet
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: went straight up into where the screen was. Like, it
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: was one thing. It just ovaled its way right up there.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: That was really cool.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: Well, the reason we ended up going to Showcase was
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: because at the time, Tinseltown had just opened. yeah that
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: was the hot new theater that was where everybody was
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: going I.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: Think that's why I didn't like it so much because
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: I was so like I spent so much of my
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: life at Showcase.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah I saw I saw Empire Strikes Back I'm sure
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: everything I saw when I was a kid was at
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: Showcase um Clue yep I'm sure that's where.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 6: I saw that one too with Tim Curry yeah.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: Uh Close Encounters that was probably one of the earliest
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: movies I remember that and Mary Poppins seeing that at
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: Showcase um No, I didn't see E.T.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 6: Mary Poppins, y'all.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't see E.T.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: There.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: I saw E.T. at Florence Cinemas. Because I was at
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: my grandparents. My grandparents took me to see E.T.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: I'm at Florence, y'all.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: If you hang out at Florence, that was hilarious.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: And what kid didn't cry during E.T.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: I'm still kind of traumatized by it.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: And you know what?
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 6: I don't remember ever crying during E.T.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: You don't?
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: When you're a little kid, when they take E.T.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 6: Away.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: Spoilers, but when he's dead.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when he's dead.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: That wasn't a problem for you?
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 6: I remember crying. I mean, it's a kid's movie. I figure,
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 6: even me, I'm like, well, we're going to fucking save him.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: Not really crying, but you get teared up a little bit.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: I remember my grandfather making fun of me. Just, you know,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: what are you getting teary-eyed? What's wrong with you?
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 6: E.T. 's dead.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: Shut up.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now my granddad was pretty tough. He didn't put
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: up with that crap.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 6: He didn't care if E.T. died.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: No, he didn't.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 6: Beaches made me cry.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: For different reasons for me.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: He once had to hold a guy's brain in his
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: skull while they drove him to the hospital. He lived
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: a harder life. He lived a harder life, yeah. He
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: was almost killed in the hospital by a guy when
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: he was 12, I think it was. Because he had
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: fallen broken his hip and they wired his hip into
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: his hip joint so he had a belt up shoe
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: you know he had one leg higher the other but
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: when he was in the hospital uh the guy next
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: to him in the hospital bed uh i guess he
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: was psychotic and the guy flipped out and tried to
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: kill him.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: Nice yeah this is why you don't get those shared
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: rooms no that was always a terrible idea back then
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: the That curtain is not going to protect you.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: No. He lived a hard life. So did E.T.? He
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: wasn't going to put up with however old I was
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: at the time. 8, 9, 10. Getting teary eyed at
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: dead E.T.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: Well, speaking of creatures from other planets. Duh, man.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: I love that movie.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 6: It's good.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 6: And it's not in my top ten or anything.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: It's entertaining.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 6: I don't regret having seen it.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: No, it was pretty good.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 6: It's better than some of the shit we've watched.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: We had to piece together a fun movie. So here
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: was the thing. I didn't know how much you knew
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: about the series. If we're now digging into the whole
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: Full Moon experience.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: Is it a series?
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: Well, and that's the thing. I remember even at the time.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 6: Or a shared universe.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like the band family... that runs Full
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: Moon Features, was trying to create their own shared universe
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: well before the Marvel world. And like they did have,
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: in the beginning, they just had kind of the cinema
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: horror style and they did a lot of horror. But
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: like as time went on, they wanted to full on
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: cross over. And I think I remember that about this
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: when I was like this. And that's another thing. I
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: think that's maybe why it was so short. He's like,
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: and then we'll have like a whole nother movie where
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: he goes into the... these characters in this movie, which
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: is exactly what happened. And we've already watched that movie.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: We watched demonic toys. And then after this movie came out,
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: they did dumb man versus demonic toys.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, they did. Didn't they?
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: They did. So I think this is like, I think
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: that's almost why they.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 6: Who played Dull Man in that one?
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: I think that's why they, like, cropped it off, like,
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: so quickly. They were just like, well, we don't want
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: to get into this story. Was it the same actor?
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: Tim Thomerson still plays Brick.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 6: Oh, it is good.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: So I'm assuming we're going to, yeah, we're going to
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: have to add that to the upcoming list. I didn't
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: know if in between you want to watch Bad Channels. Now,
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: that's another Full Moon movie that is tied into these.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: I don't, it's got a minor tie-in, but it also,
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: I watched the trailer, it looks super cheesy and fun,
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: and they're, like, working at a radio station, and there
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: might be, like, a rock band, like, cameo in there,
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know, it seems really ridiculously fun, so I
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: don't know if, because that comes next, I think, in
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: the timeline, I think Bad Channels is 92, same as
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: Demonic Toys, and then we get When.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: Scanners, when did Scanners come out? Trancers.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: Trancers was before this one, yeah. Trancers is, yeah, like,
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: because this is 91, so I think like late 80s,
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: like 88 maybe. Oh, okay. Something, maybe 86 on that
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: first one, and then Full Moon picks it up and
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: does 2 and 3 pretty quick. So, yeah, I think
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: by the time 91, I think Trancers 2 was already out,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: and I think they were already working on 3 more
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: or less. Yeah. But yeah, so, but that one's not connected.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: But yeah, definitely, Dollman, Bad Channels, and Demonic Toys are
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: all in the same universe and eventually crossover with a
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: lot of the same characters coming together in that last movie. So,
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: I'm assuming we can pencil these in for future episodes.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: I was a sucker for Full Moon back in the day,
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: I gotta say. I mean, they're cheesy.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 6: I think I'm very familiar with their.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: I was part of the freaking fan club. Somewhere in
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: a box I have a t-shirt that has the full
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: moon logo on it. Because they really did.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 6: And you didn't wear it today for the podcast?
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: I'm sure I couldn't have crammed myself into it anymore.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 6: I wore my sledgehammer shirt.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: If I could find it, I don't know if I
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: dug it out when I did my little retro.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: I managed to cram myself in my Hands Across America t-shirt.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but there was an explosion at the end of
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: that and a few people survived.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 6: 4.8 we're injured 4.8 exactly.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: 4.8 but no that was what was awesome about it
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: i remember renting a ton of them probably at like
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: the grocery store video store because they didn't care they
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: let you rent whatever and um i watched a lot
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: of these but they were like already that early on
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: not only were they doing crossovers like freaking mcu but
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: they were like building up their little fan base because
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: at the end of the movie they would have their
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: full moon video zone and And they'd do this 22-minute
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: little movie magazine thing at the end of their movies
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: that did a behind-the-scenes on the movie you just watched.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: And they'd do a feature on the upcoming next thing
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: that they're producing. And they'd have some girl come out
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: and tell you all about their t-shirt you could buy.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: The whole thing was just marketing. for themselves on the
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: end of their movie. And it was like, it was like,
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: that was the most genius part about it because it
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: made you go, Oh, well now I need to watch
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: this other one because they told me about it at
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: the end of this movie. Like it was just such
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: a grand scale, like marketing scheme that like, I still
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: give him credit for that. That was maybe more impressive
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: than a lot of the movies as they went on,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: certainly more than like evil bong. But, but in the
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: early days, I liked me some subspecies and, I like Trancers.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: Subspecies.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: I forgot about that.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: That's another one I didn't see.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, these were the old school, like, full moon movies.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember the VHS boxes.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: I liked Subspecies at the time. Once again, I've not
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: rewatched it, but I really liked that one. And I
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: know he did several more before it, like, full blown
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: became this thing. And by the time these came out,
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: it was like they were cranking them out one after
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: the other. They were already planning the sequel, like this one.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: They were already planning the sequel before they finished this movie.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: So yeah, I know. It was just such a different
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: take on things. And they totally bank on that VHS
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: collectability thing and marketability built into it. Full Moon. That
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: was the flashback for me. Alright, so you liked the movie?
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 6: I enjoyed it fully.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: I think it's a lot of fun. Again, because it's
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: so much fun, you look over some of the budget
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: restraints and And the special effects that look relatively cheesy.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: But that was part of the fun.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: In a way, that is what sells it. It's that
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: kind of movie that you're like, you're there for the
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: cheesy special effects. And the post-apocalyptic Albert Pugh world, which
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: I want to get back to on another future episode.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: An entirely different movie.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: I'd say we've rounded out this movie and our trip
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: to Lexington.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 6: Did we fully talk about the convention at all? Or
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 6: did we like... They did have a vast... They had
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 6: a lot of booths.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 6: I don't know if it's just because of the new setup,
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 6: but it did seem like it was more spaced out,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 6: but there were just a lot of people. So I
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 6: don't know if they had planned on capping ticket sales
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 6: or if they were just, everybody come in, you know,
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 6: or what.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: Again, I don't think they would have known. There's no
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: way to know what was going to happen this year.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: Coming out of the mess that the world was, just
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: trying to put something together is a huge feat in
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: and of itself.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 6: It wasn't Wizard World level of insanity. Insanity.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: And space.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Wizard World, you can't fucking spin.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: Well, in a real city. We had Wizard World in
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: our town, and it wasn't near the big deal. But
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: you go to Chicago Wizard World, it's overwhelming.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: It is a sea of people.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: I can't imagine San Diego. That's why we haven't gone there.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: Although Dragon was like that, too. Dragon Con was just...
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: I mean, it was so big, it took over that
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: whole part of the city. Like, it's just.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 6: And Mark Singer showed up to that one.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Mark Singer likes coming there.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that's... I think he just knew that.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: You were coming to this one. He was like, nope,
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: I'm out of there. I'm not going to hang out
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: with that misty person.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 6: I mean, I don't blame him.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 6: I guess he's an older gentleman.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: Especially with the world being what it is now. I
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: can see a lot of people canceling.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got the Delta variant. You got the Moo variant.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: You got all the other variants that you don't know about.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 6: Which normally I wouldn't make a big deal of, but
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 6: he is older. I don't know if he has any.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: In a room with tons of weird people. You never
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: know what's going to happen.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 6: I don't know if he has any pre-existing conditions. I'm
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 6: going to say I'm Mark Singer. I want to get
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 6: you one of these days.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: That sounds like a threat, but she means it lovingly.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 6: No, I'm just saying I've got a Beastmaster poster that
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 6: I want to have signed. I mean... Brian already got
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 6: my big one done. But I have like a smaller one.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 6: And I still want to get a selfie, god damn it.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 6: And I'm working out. So I won't have like eight
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 6: chins in the photo. So, you know, that's my goal.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: You're going to be as ripped as Beastmaster was? Fuck yeah.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: In Beastmaster 2, Portal of Time?
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 6: That's not attainable by humans.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: Because, I mean, he's in decent shape in that first one.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 2: But he is cut in that second movie.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 6: He is ripped like Jesus.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 4: He is ripped.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 5: So.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 6: That's your goal. He's extra oiled up.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: You've got to be oily, hot, and ripped like Beastmaster 2.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: You've got to make sure you get Sax Man's oil.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 6: Sergio Sax Oil or whatever.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: I'll sell you some.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 6: He will.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: All right. Future plans, future goals. That's what we've got now.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: With that, we do want to say thank you to
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: Lexington Comic and Toy Convention for letting us come hang
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: out there and see people and make threats to come
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: see Mark Singer in the future.
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  Speaker 6: It's not a threat. It's a promise.
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  Speaker 2: It's a promise.
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  Speaker 1: It's a prediction.
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  Speaker 6: I'm going to get a promise ring and I'm going
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  Speaker 6: to wear it just as a promise to myself that
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  Speaker 6: someday I will meet her.
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  Speaker 2: You need to have like a little black tiger hanging
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  Speaker 2: off of it.
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  Speaker 6: Why don't you just go with the eye? Like the
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  Speaker 6: little eye ring. Oh, there you go.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. You know, look around and see
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  Speaker 2: what you're up to.
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  Speaker 6: It's Mark Singer's eye.
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  Speaker 2: Don't poke it out.
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  Speaker 6: Don't poke a fiery stick into it.
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  Speaker 5: Don't do that. Don't do that.
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  Speaker 2: Don't be a riptorn. Don't be crazy.
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  Speaker 6: He was a special kind of crazy.
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  Speaker 2: He's crazy.
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  Speaker 6: Can't get his autograph either.
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  Speaker 2: Real world or not. Movies or real world.
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  Speaker 5: He was crazy.
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  Speaker 6: It's a fucking epic name, though. I don't even give
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  Speaker 6: a shit. Rip Torn? I mean, that can't be a
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 6: real name, right?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I wouldn't question anything with that man.
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  Speaker 2: He might go after you. Even now, he still might
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  Speaker 2: come after you.
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  Speaker 6: Now I'm curious as to what his real name could
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  Speaker 6: possibly be. If it's like Jim, I'm going to be mad. Oh, dude.
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  Speaker 6: Come on.
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 6: Elmore, Ruel, Rip, Torn. So Torn was his last name.
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  Speaker 2: Now you know why he went with Rip.
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  Speaker 1: Elmore.
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  Speaker 6: Elmore, Ruel. How do you say it?
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  Speaker 3: Ruel?
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  Speaker 6: Raul.
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  Speaker 2: Raul.
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  Speaker 6: It's not Raul.
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  Speaker 1: You don't think it's Raul?
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  Speaker 2: Raul. Raul.
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  Speaker 6: R-U-A-L.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Raul. In Raul Julia, isn't his name spelled that way?
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  Speaker 6: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 2: All that having been said, go to LexingtonComicCon.com and plan
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  Speaker 2: your trip here next time.
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  Speaker 6: Bring your own snacks because the food court was kind
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 6: of crazy.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: Again, that might have just been because of the building scenario.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they were still under construction.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it might be different.
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  Speaker 6: I'm just saying, be prepared. Bring your own snacks. Just
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  Speaker 6: not the snacks that I brought because they were nasty.
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  Speaker 2: You did have issues with your vanilla snacks.
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  Speaker 6: Those are going in the trash.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: Nah, don't convoy all of you.
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  Speaker 6: Trash. Out of the trash.
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  Speaker 2: Otherwise, that about does it. We will return next time.
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  Speaker 2: Same geek feed. Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 6: Ooh, they've discounted seven minutes in heaven. Bye. I can
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 6: get it for $ 9. 93 now. Okay, bye. Did we say
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 6: bye already?
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  Speaker 2: You did now.
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  Speaker 6: Bye.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 8: To live in a jungle cause I'm afraid of what
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  Speaker 8: I say jiving with ease with banana leaves to be
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 8: an ape man is okay since I was in the
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 8: cradle I was told I'm too late and it's an
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 8: ocean of dirty water it's got blood I'm afraid.
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  Speaker 1: Oh Bounce my face.
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  Speaker 8: Against me with lace But I feel okay and I.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: Wanna say Beautiful day.
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  Speaker 8: An angel, the one you say you know, you know,
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 8: you know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to.
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  Speaker 6: See you later.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 8: Got to try to make some dough. Got me a
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 8: brand new stripes of leather.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 6: It's a very important date.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 8: I'm going to put them on my shoulder. Got to
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 8: lose a little weight anyway.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: What a day for.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 7: The doorman, for the doorman.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 8: Come and play with the doorman, with the doorman.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 4: Keep the faith for the doorman, for the doorman. Hey, hey,
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 4: I'm the doorman, just the doorman. Hey, hey, hey, I'm
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 4: the doorman, just.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 6: The doorman Hey, hey, hey, I'm.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 7: The doorman, just the doorman.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 4: Hey, hey, hey, I'm the doorman, just the doorman.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, hey, hey. so no raw julia has r-a-u-s.
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  Speaker 1: Well fuck i don't know sorry why are you asking
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  Speaker 1: me then because you're here What's his name?
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 6: R-A-U-L. R-U-A-L.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: R-U-A-L?
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 9: Raul?
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 6: Well, it says backwards. R-U-A-L.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 6: Raul.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 2: Raul.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: Ruel.
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  Speaker 6: Ruel.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 4: Jesus.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: Why are we sitting here making these dumb noises?
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 2: I think you should ask him. Get your Ouija board
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 2: out and ask him how he says his name.
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  Speaker 6: He's been gone for two full years now.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 2: Sad.
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• 1:33:39
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• 1:33:42
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