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FULL SHOW: Option 1A · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The hot a heap big show with Toledo's from work
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  Speaker 1: days to workouts. It'll fuel your thirst.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome, this is big, showed Jason Howitz.
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  Speaker 3: Might not and k.
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  Speaker 4: I'll get a your mad bastard going to have your
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  Speaker 4: company on this sumptree steamy Wednesday afternoon. It is the
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  Speaker 4: eighth of April twenty twenty sixth, and you, my friends,
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  Speaker 4: listen to the big show brought to you by Toledo's.
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  Speaker 5: Why pause your thirst? Defeed it with Toledo's Toledos and I.
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  Speaker 6: Have to say.
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  Speaker 4: It's an appropriate start to the shade at a Moogi's
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  Speaker 4: wearing a super super tight white T shirt and I
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  Speaker 4: can see all the contours of his beautifully sculpted body
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  Speaker 4: and bulgers. It's doing something to me, I can tell you.
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  Speaker 4: But how are you your stud.
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  Speaker 3: Going pretty grassy? Your made dog? You're a six son
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  Speaker 3: of a bee. There's something wrong with your brain. You've
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  Speaker 3: got a whole bunch of perversions. I love that about you, man,
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  Speaker 3: Thanks man. The other thing I love about you is
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  Speaker 3: you were in a backbone T shirt because you are
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  Speaker 3: from head to toe a goddamn backbone.
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  Speaker 2: Brother. And then there's Keyzy, oh key Hello, wearing a
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  Speaker 2: bi big sort of tindy T shirt.
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  Speaker 6: I'd call it a smock.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not wearing a smock a moon a moon, I'm
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  Speaker 5: wearing a large size Lead Zeppelin shirt.
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  Speaker 6: I'd say x ex hel.
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  Speaker 5: What's going up on the show, Moogie?
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  Speaker 3: Oh great Christion?
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  Speaker 6: What's happening on the Big Show with old mogis.
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  Speaker 3: Another day, another opportunity to get yourself into the drawer,
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  Speaker 3: to come over to Magic Ground with the feelacy listening
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  Speaker 3: out for the que to call and give us a
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  Speaker 3: ring on hackey. There might be a couple of chances
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  Speaker 3: across the show. You're going to have to stay tuned
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  Speaker 3: all the way through it seven o'clock to find out. Hell,
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  Speaker 3: there might be five chances. Maybe there might be Keasley Brother,
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  Speaker 3: You've hit the big time. I have at the big time, Fellers.
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  Speaker 3: It's huge news.
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  Speaker 5: What I'm nervous, but I'm excited and just to see
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  Speaker 5: my career go to that next level. I'm fissed up,
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  Speaker 5: but I'll tell you about it later on.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, how good.
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  Speaker 3: Also this time of the year every year to do this.
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  Speaker 3: This year we're going to do the double header. We've
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  Speaker 3: got cyclone Chat and Daylight savings chat. Wow, this is
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  Speaker 3: we would spread that out, yes, but we're doing it
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  Speaker 3: all on the one show and coming up next, old
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  Speaker 3: haughty Jizbot. You've got a landlord crisis, brother, but it's
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  Speaker 3: not the kind of landlord crisis that people will be thinking.
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  Speaker 3: And if you want to know what it is, you're
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  Speaker 3: going to have to stay tuned to find out.
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  Speaker 6: Great stuff for mate. In the meantime, there's Smashing Pumpkins.
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  Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Darchy.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, indeed, what a tune there, Royal Blood on the
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  Speaker 4: Radio Hodarchy Big Show. This glorious as it turns out
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  Speaker 4: Wednesday afternoon.
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  Speaker 6: And Fellers, it's finally happened.
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  Speaker 4: You're a cool of course, had old Houghdy Jays moved
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  Speaker 4: into the CBD this year, and of course I moved
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  Speaker 4: from the Great West Auckland, which is still you know,
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  Speaker 4: still got a place in my heart.
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  Speaker 6: I've got to say, yellows.
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  Speaker 5: Really, because it seems like you've turned your back on it.
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  Speaker 3: I have.
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  Speaker 6: The process of doing that.
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  Speaker 4: We're renting out our crumbly old villa out there in
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  Speaker 4: west Auckland, and the inevitable is eventually happened because she
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  Speaker 4: is an old girl, and as much as we loved her,
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  Speaker 4: it had issues. And today we got our first text
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  Speaker 4: from our tenant with a problem, an issue, right, and
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  Speaker 4: the issue was that the ceiling is leaking.
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  Speaker 5: In one area, in one little.
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  Speaker 4: Area and our little sort of sunroom slash dining room,
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  Speaker 4: which we never dined in.
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  Speaker 5: You provided them with a bucket, though, didn't you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh there's buckets there, and we did mention that. But
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how you guys, you know, And I
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  Speaker 4: want to be a good landlord, obviously. I've had my
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  Speaker 4: experiences with landlords over the years, and I'm sure a
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  Speaker 4: lot of people out there have. As far as I
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  Speaker 4: see it, we have five options.
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  Speaker 5: Follow that's a lot. I've been where I'm sitting. There's
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  Speaker 5: one option.
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  Speaker 6: No, No, there's five.
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  Speaker 4: Don't just you know, give yourself a narrow pathway here
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  Speaker 4: A I ignore the text.
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  Speaker 3: Great option, Yeah that's the one that you're thinking of.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I knew you were thinking of that. It just
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  Speaker 4: doesn't sit that well with me.
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  Speaker 5: Well, it's not for everyone, no, but it certainly is
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  Speaker 5: for me.
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  Speaker 6: B We acknowledge the text, but do nothing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a good one.
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  Speaker 6: That's a good one.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't it for that sort of been my experience over
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  Speaker 4: the years. No.
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  Speaker 3: Well, the good thing is with option two that you've
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  Speaker 3: got the adjacent is it makes them think that something's
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  Speaker 3: going to change. You respond, yes, you say, ah, I
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  Speaker 3: hear you. We've got we've got somebody coming over.
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  Speaker 6: Thanks for that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll get back to you.
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  Speaker 6: Well, it kind of.
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  Speaker 4: Merges into my option C, which is to acknowledge the
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  Speaker 4: text but not do anything for at least two or
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  Speaker 4: three months.
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  Speaker 3: Right, you know what.
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  Speaker 5: I'm saying, winter, Yeah, un till it's raining way more.
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  Speaker 4: I'll get on to it. But then you don't contact
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  Speaker 4: them for two or three months.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah right, Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Of course there is option D, which is four or
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  Speaker 4: option four. I just get on with it and deal
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  Speaker 4: with the situation and get it fixed. See that seems
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  Speaker 4: to me that's extreme, right, Yeah, Well that's a winds
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  Speaker 4: to me exactly because as soon as you get a
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  Speaker 4: professional win, there's going to be costs involved.
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  Speaker 5: Exactly how much that could cost and you don't want
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  Speaker 5: to part with any money?
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  Speaker 4: Right, No, And of course there's the theft option or
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  Speaker 4: option E, which is I give them notice and get
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  Speaker 4: new tenants them, I evict them. I say, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 4: you guys are just too much admin.
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  Speaker 6: You've got.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how much notice you've got to give
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  Speaker 4: them these days, how much a couple of hours, I'll
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  Speaker 4: give them a week.
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  Speaker 5: That's very generous.
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  Speaker 6: Get your stuff out of there and scramble.
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  Speaker 5: For the problem is do you want to would you
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  Speaker 5: rather spend a bit of money maintaining the wow the
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  Speaker 5: weather tightness of your house or evict ten And it's
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  Speaker 5: every time it rains, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good point actually, because that's also a
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  Speaker 4: lot of admin. Yeah, my experience of landlords has generally
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  Speaker 4: been option B or option two, which is that they acknowledge,
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  Speaker 4: they acknowledge your problem, and then do nothing about it.
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  Speaker 3: Right, It's like a JS just I'm letting you know
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  Speaker 3: we've got a leak in the sphere bedroom and then
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  Speaker 3: you say, oh, yeah, yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, Okatie, Yeah, Well maybe what how about this, if
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  Speaker 7: the audience has any experience dealing with landlords text us
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  Speaker 7: three four eight three or call us on eight hundred hodarchy,
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  Speaker 7: because if there are some good stories around how landlords
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  Speaker 7: are dealing with them and how they deal with you know.
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  Speaker 4: Because at the moment, I'm leaning for option C, which
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  Speaker 4: is to say yeah, no, I hear what you're saying,
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  Speaker 4: and then do nothing for at least two or three months.
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  Speaker 5: That's option three.
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  Speaker 4: But option three, but you know, I also want to
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  Speaker 4: be a good barstard and a good land.
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  Speaker 5: But you've never have been, so why start now?
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  Speaker 6: You know that's fair, It's tough.
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  Speaker 5: We've already got a text here of victor bastards.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, well, I'll tell you what. Whatever option is
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  Speaker 4: the most popular, this is the one I'm going to
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  Speaker 4: go with. Out of a one to five or a
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  Speaker 4: to e.
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  Speaker 5: So confusing Texas three four eight three, you've got to
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  Speaker 5: draw fifty bucks. Cast next, it's leaders. You can also
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  Speaker 5: call us on eight hundred Hodarky, The.
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  Speaker 1: Hold Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
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  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
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  Speaker 4: Evillas there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this beautiful
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  Speaker 4: Wednesday afternoon, and we were chatting in the previous break
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  Speaker 4: about Hoodie Jay becoming a landlord, and the inevitable has happened,
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  Speaker 4: and that is that my tenants have come and texted
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  Speaker 4: me with a problem that I need to sort out
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  Speaker 4: because as I say my old house is he's an
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  Speaker 4: old villa. There are a few issues, and so it
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  Speaker 4: was sort of inevitable that it did happen. As far
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  Speaker 4: as I can see my options, I have five options.
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  Speaker 4: One is that I ignore their text. Two is that I
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  Speaker 4: acknowledge their text and do nothing. Three is that I
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  Speaker 4: do something, but not for at least two months.
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  Speaker 6: Four as I get on with it and just deal
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  Speaker 6: with it straight away.
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  Speaker 4: Or five I give them notice and get new tenants
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  Speaker 4: evict them.
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  Speaker 5: There are plenty of other options though, As people are
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  Speaker 5: texting through on three four eight three, This one's good,
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  Speaker 5: Like I ask them what they did to cause the
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  Speaker 5: leak and then ask them for money. Ah, it wasn't
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  Speaker 5: leaking when I was here.
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  Speaker 6: That was very good.
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  Speaker 3: It is good. It wasn't leaking when it wasn't raining.
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  Speaker 3: What have you done?
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  Speaker 6: Correct? Yeah? Nice? Nice someone here?
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  Speaker 5: Obviously option ABC if sex someone here has got the
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  Speaker 5: wrong end of the stick saying fix it, you tight ass.
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  Speaker 5: But I think they've misunderstood.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah no, that's you're not getting it. That's my least
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  Speaker 4: favorite option, to be honest with you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeahzy, What about this one from Sam? Get up there
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  Speaker 5: and fix the basket? Or rip the roof off.
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  Speaker 6: Look, I'm tempted to do that, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm a bit of a handy man around
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  Speaker 4: the place, and I mean I've been there for twenty
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  Speaker 4: odd years.
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  Speaker 6: Never fixed a bloody thing in my life. I could, I.
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  Speaker 4: Could turn over a new leaf and fix it myself,
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  Speaker 4: save myself a few backs.
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, the risk there is obviously that you'll make
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  Speaker 3: it worse, and I think that's a realistic risk. I
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  Speaker 3: think the idea of getting new tenants is probably a
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  Speaker 3: good one. What you want, your ideal tenants are probably
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  Speaker 3: elderly with no immediately no immediate family sort of coming. Yeah, yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 3: they've got nobody to rely on, just the kind air
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  Speaker 3: of hoidygs which doesn't exist.
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  Speaker 4: I'm actually that first option was a bloody good one
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  Speaker 4: which I didn't even consider, Fellas, which is I say
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  Speaker 4: they created the problem and that they need to fix it.
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  Speaker 6: And or yes, I'll be evicting them, Yes, one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 5: Someone here is saying a logan says it's going to
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  Speaker 5: cost a lot more money if you just leave it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, been a believer in.
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  Speaker 4: That philosophy, you know what I mean, Fellows eventually these
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  Speaker 4: things come right, Just give it time.
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  Speaker 3: The thing about it, who's it worse for? Is it
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  Speaker 3: worse for you as a landlord living in your ivory
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  Speaker 3: tower and an apartment in Central Auckland, Or is it
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  Speaker 3: worse for them the tenant living in a house that's
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  Speaker 3: leaking and damp and then were probably cold. So who's
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  Speaker 3: the most likely to fold and get it fixed? Is
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  Speaker 3: it you or them? I would say them. They're going
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  Speaker 3: to probably have to fork out the money themselves and
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  Speaker 3: resolve the issue themselves.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Nice, I was saying that they're pretty strapped for cash
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  Speaker 5: as well, aren't they? Young family?
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  Speaker 4: You know that's nice, Mogi, Because it's gonna get bloody cold.
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  Speaker 3: Let's be honest, it's going to be, especially that house
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  Speaker 3: with no insulation in it.
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  Speaker 6: Oh mate, shears windy airs?
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  Speaker 3: Does it not?
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  Speaker 6: Because it just rattles through the place, you know what
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  Speaker 6: I mean?
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  Speaker 3: The only thing to keep you warm of the rats?
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  Speaker 4: Well that yeah, but yeah, that's that's true. And making love,
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  Speaker 4: making love of course, howls.
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  Speaker 5: How do you know we heard you?
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  Speaker 3: Mate?
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  Speaker 5: Sam's text one through here Option seven G threatened to
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  Speaker 5: sue them for damages unless they fix the issue. The
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  Speaker 5: tenants then leave you alone and you get your roof
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  Speaker 5: fixed for free, you know what I mean. So you're
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  Speaker 5: going to soothe them. Yeah, and then they go, okay,
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  Speaker 5: we're being not approach him because he's pretty fiery. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: they fix it. Then they think, okay, we won't get
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  Speaker 5: in touch with jasonymore.
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  Speaker 3: Or the happy middle ground is the bucket, yes, because
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  Speaker 3: if the water lands and the bucket, then there is
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  Speaker 3: no issue free water.
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  Speaker 4: Actually that's really I'm going to text them now and
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  Speaker 4: just say there's a spare bucket from recollection in the laundry. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: which is a leaky bastard too, But okay, yeah, there's
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  Speaker 4: there's a couple there.
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  Speaker 6: Mind you.
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  Speaker 4: Having said that, I just realized that the bucket that
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  Speaker 4: I had in there it's broken as well.
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  Speaker 3: So probably better than nothing.
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  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, it's better than just straight onto their carpet.
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  Speaker 4: I suppose, oh my carpet.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, does it have carpet? No?
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  Speaker 1: The Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy. Tune
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  Speaker 1: in on Radio Holuky.
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  Speaker 8: Welcome back the Big Show, Maji Crown three bitch, Let's
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  Speaker 8: put another mad bustard on the beach.
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  Speaker 4: Bloody Oats Fellas it's coming upon us very quickly, indeed,
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  Speaker 4: four weeks, four weeks away, fellers, and then we're flying
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  Speaker 4: to old sunny Brizzy.
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  Speaker 5: It's coming upon us. Eight games of rugby League, sixteen
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  Speaker 5: teams all at Suncorp over three nights, having fun at
• 13:34
  Speaker 5: Caston Street as well with the feelers. All thanks I mates,
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  Speaker 5: boyship dot co dot in z. The prize includes flights
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  Speaker 5: and accommodation and tickets to everything, and you get to
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  Speaker 5: bring a mate as well.
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  Speaker 4: How good man, I cannot wait for them. Hey, let's
• 13:47
  Speaker 4: go to the phone lines. Get a Ethan your mad barsard.
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  Speaker 6: How's life good?
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  Speaker 2: Thanks mate?
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  Speaker 5: How are you?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah? Good? Thanks? Ethan? What do you do for a
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  Speaker 6: cross mate.
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  Speaker 9: On the Sparky.
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  Speaker 6: Act?
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  Speaker 3: Would you bring with you man if you happen to win?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 6: His name is Ethan as well, Ethan squid good good?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah hey Ethan. What does the other Ethan do for a.
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  Speaker 3: Crust couple of bag man?
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  Speaker 6: A couple of yeah mate? Sounds you? Hey? Tell me Ethan?
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  Speaker 6: You're like a beasy yeah okay, good good stuff mate?
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  Speaker 6: Good on you mate.
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  Speaker 4: Whill you saw on the line and Big Dey put
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  Speaker 4: you in the draw. Good luck, thanks mate, good Tom,
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  Speaker 4: your mad barstard?
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  Speaker 6: How's life? Yeah? Good? Thanks? My good good?
• 14:43
  Speaker 5: What do you do for a crust.
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  Speaker 6: MESSI back? But tell me after a hard days chipping there? Tom?
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  Speaker 6: You like a beezy? Oh yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Does h? Hey Tom, just quot question?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 5: If you were to win, who would you bring with you?
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  Speaker 5: And a.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah he's a piece of sh Yeah right, he's an asshole?
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  Speaker 7: Oh well yeah, well he's really bad.
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  Speaker 5: Hey Tom, you hold the line, bro, you're in the
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  Speaker 5: drawer right, blood.
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  Speaker 6: Good on your you get a Curtis? Your man, bastard?
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  Speaker 6: How's life?
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  Speaker 5: You're bloody good?
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  Speaker 3: Getting your relations to cliff Man?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 6: None? What how old are you? Curtis? If you don't
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  Speaker 6: mind me asking twenty three? How old you just hold
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  Speaker 6: the line there? How do we feel about twenty three?
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  Speaker 3: Fellas three?
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  Speaker 6: I mean it just feels a little bit outside.
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  Speaker 3: This is a dude, Yeah to do come on.
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  Speaker 6: Twenty three. We're okay with twenty three? Yeah, man, you're
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  Speaker 6: okay with twenty three? Mates? Yeah, okay, you're good. Hey
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  Speaker 6: you Curtis? What do you do for a crash? Mate?
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  Speaker 8: I'm a builder?
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  Speaker 6: How's the industry going at the moment? Made? Is it
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  Speaker 6: going off?
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  Speaker 9: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, she's gone.
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  Speaker 3: Who would you bring with you if you have Curtis man?
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  Speaker 5: Probably my foreman, Yeah, my foreman.
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  Speaker 3: Jamie your four is he.
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  Speaker 4: Don't mind Tim Curtis, I don't mind him. Mate, will
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  Speaker 4: pop you on?
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  Speaker 5: Hold about you on the drawer, right, beautiful mate?
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  Speaker 3: He didn't like that four and ship? What's up with that?
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  Speaker 4: That's it's interesting taking taking your foreman? Is that a
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  Speaker 4: bit sort of.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yeah, that's a lot of the.
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  Speaker 3: Like they get along well with your four.
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  Speaker 5: Which is weird, you know, to get on really well
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  Speaker 5: with your FORI.
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  Speaker 4: Like, if you want to trip overseas, would you take
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  Speaker 4: your fury?
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  Speaker 6: Would you take off your head?
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  Speaker 3: One?
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  Speaker 6: What about Toddy? Tony out of you know the boss?
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: Well he's not a Fourie.
• 17:03
  Speaker 6: No, he's not a foury, but you know you'd be into.
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: That into Toddy? Yes, well certainly if I want a
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: trip and I was giving the choice of bringing one person,
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: yes I would bring Toddy certainly. Got my wife?
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: No no, no, no no no, which I mean you
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: haven't got a fury Jay's but if you did.
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: Look, I we've been over there, smogie.
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: I've got an ankle sock as we.
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: Call it, talk about we're talking about Foreman.
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: What are you talking about?
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah? My my Foreman? Where's my I know you not.
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: I just can't do this anymore. Here's Velvet Revolver.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
• 17:41
  Speaker 6: Jane's addiction There on the Radio Hurdarchy Big Show this
• 17:44
  Speaker 6: Wednesday afternoon. The time is four fifty two. Let's talk TV.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 17:58
  Speaker 6: Yes, who.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: For the brief amount of time that my mother was
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: staying with us in there, ye, she was over from
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: the Hawk's Bay. We watched the rest of the Alan
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: Partridge series which is on Neon, and it's about him
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: talking about trying to sort out his mental health and
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: what it is that people are going through with their
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: mental health. Alan Partridge, of course the comedian played by
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: Steve Coogan since the mid nineties, which has somehow retained
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: its high level. It's just at a great, great character
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: and it's remained funny all the way throughout from the nineties.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: I've probably done six or seven series since the nineties.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: He's the character is like a TV host, radio host,
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: sort of a fellow there. My mother knew nothing about it.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: I said nothing to her. I just put it on
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: and she was dying laughing. She knew nothing about I've
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: never seen him before in her life. Each episode is
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: quite different as he tackles sort of different issues with
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: mental health. Some of them funnier than others. One of
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: them wasn't funny at all to me, but I stuck
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: with it and there's some huge laughs. And I highly recommend.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: It's on Neon and it's Alan Partridge something around.
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: The good thing about British characters like that, like if
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: that character was in the US, there would have been
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: nine seasons, twenty four episodes a season. Yeah, But because
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: you just get little six episode hits.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Every few years, which is what this is.
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And Steve Keaganho's genius puts like so much effort
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: and more time into these little things. You just get
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: hits of high quality content sparingly and it never gets old.
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: That's right. It's so great.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: Highly recommend four Busiest.
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: Possible five feels. Last night I watched I survived.
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: Stop watching that show.
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: Oh it's nearly finished, and it was, Oh no, it's
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: twenty four to seven.
• 19:46
  Speaker 10: Man, it's a non stop channel. It's a NonStop channel
• 19:50
  Speaker 10: with old mate, the possum hunder in it. No, that's alone. Yeah,
• 19:55
  Speaker 10: another reality alone. This was a doozy.
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: What was the scenario?
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: A farmer and he was on his farm, and it
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: was out in the middle of nowhere in America, and
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: he farmed by himself, in fact, normally in the city,
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: true combine harvester.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, here we go.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's just say he fell out carnage and should
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: he survive. He wakes, he comes to and he goes, oh,
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: what the hell happened there?
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: What's going on? What's going on?
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: Tries to get up, tries to get up, and he's
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: got no arms. He's got no arms, not one arm.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: He's got both of.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: His arms gone.
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: Because usually you have two.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: You usually have to but it might be a scenario
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: where you could lose one and you prop yourself up.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: But he said, I went to prop myself up on
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: this arm, and I realized I didn't an arm. So
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: I then went to prop myself up on the other
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: arm and realized I didn't have an arm on that
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: side either.
• 21:07
  Speaker 6: And guess what what he survived.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: Must have been bleeding him.
• 21:11
  Speaker 6: But yeah, bloody, oh he lost a lot of blood.
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: Nogi, that's amazing, there was a middle of nowhere.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: Has he survived that?
• 21:18
  Speaker 6: Well?
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: He eventually gets found by a loan another farmer from
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: miles away who just happened per chance to go past
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: the field and go, hang on, there's something not right.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: Here, just so he could just see a guyser.
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: Of blood or like a pool of blood.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: So he went and called the emergency services and stuff.
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: And he survived.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: But he had to be like that for quite some time, armless,
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: and he still is to this day.
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: But I don't know.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: How he survived because he would have lost a crapload
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: of blood.
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: No, I don't know either. That sort of sounds a
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: little bit fishy to me.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: He made a conscious effort to slow to keep his
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: bloody go every single part of Yeah, he was going
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: to do the hand this thing, but he went I
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: hang on arms.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Did they find his arms?
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: Yes, but they were they couldn't be reattached.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: Crows had eating them.
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: He wasn't a piece of lego Keysy.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: It doesn't work, you can't just.
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: I just asked if they found his arms. I'm not
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: saying that he's lego.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: What did he do with him?
• 22:22
  Speaker 6: The machinery?
• 22:23
  Speaker 9: Right?
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: His arms were there fall out of the combine house.
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: There was something there.
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: Was he didn't have any arms smoking. Were you not listening?
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: He stood up and realized something went wrong with the
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: machine and he was just he didn't turn it off
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: and got in an awkward position and fell into Yeah.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: God, full on me.
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: It was on Samsung TV.
• 22:45
  Speaker 6: Sam Sung TV. I'll give it five busy and the.
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: Rating systems ruined. Coming up after five, another chance to
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: get yourself in the drawer from Magic Ground. Listen out
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: and get ready to call plus fellers. I have had
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: the big time and I want to need some serious
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: career advice.
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: Good stuff, mate, The.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
• 23:10
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  Speaker 6: Just heard just heard a bit of stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Really yeah, I mean I might get into it here
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  Speaker 3: I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 5: Because that would be really embarrassing for tho.
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  Speaker 3: You. You know if everybody knew that I was but
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  Speaker 3: That's just while you're ordering, because as you say, you know,
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  Speaker 3: if you're ordering a case, might as well all get
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  Speaker 3: in on it.
• 25:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Actually, can I have a palette?
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  Speaker 4: Kesy, I'll hit you on the next one. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: Come round to the old apartment there, right.
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  Speaker 3: Choices, Yeah, nationwide. You're good.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, good stuff, Keezy, good stuff. He speaking of Keezy,
• 25:31
  Speaker 6: he has a massive announcement near that's huge chance, so
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  Speaker 6: stay tuned for that. In the meantime, he has.
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: Nothing to do with being pregnant or anything like that. Mogi,
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: you're right.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: C Plus the Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Kezy tune.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: In on Radio Gorilla's there on the Radio Darchy Big
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: Show this Wednesday evening. The time is fourteen minutes past
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: five o'clock.
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: Fellers, listen, I've got some huge news. Look, it's not
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: breaking news.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: I don't use the breaking news Stingley.
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: No, I'm not going to That's why I said that.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: But it is huge news in terms of Kezy, in
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: terms of the show, and to be honest, my career
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: and where it goes from here. I don't I don't
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: know how to say this, but I have been approached by.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: Women's Day to do what deliver them?
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: No, no, not to deliver them like a paper oute
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: I've been I've been approached by Women's Day, which is
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: one of New Zealand's premier magazines. They want to do
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: an article on old Kezy and I guess it was.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Is that one of those weight loss articles? Nah?
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: Although I can recommend when I see them if I
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: say yes, documenting your weight game journey because that could
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: be quite interesting.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, totally my weight loss journey with Kesy, the weight
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: game journey.
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: But anyway, they've approached me and they've said, hey, we're
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: interested in doing a story on you because.
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: Can I can I just clarify here? No, that is
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: great news, mate, cheers. Does it involve your wife and
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: your literally, yes.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: That makes sense.
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: I don't have it literally on the way. No, no, no,
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: it's not doing a y. I don't have a little
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: old keysy. There's nothing happening, nothing happening down there, down there,
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: that's not what I'm saying. It's not an article about
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: how there's nothing happened downstairs.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: Article.
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what a great article. Yeah, yeah, that's a scoop
• 27:32
  Speaker 6: because there's nothing to be ashamed of.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: One hundred percent happened to me.
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: That's probably if there was an article on how there's
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: nothing going on downstairs, I'll probably be like, you know,
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: even old Mogi, you know, he's got nothing. Yeah, and
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: I here trigger and his here triggers hat like but.
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: No, there's a lot going on.
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: But no, I guess that the question is I was
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: kind of hoping you guys could help with It's like
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: what kind of angle, right, because I guess I want
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: to was in there as well. Yeah, they wanted the
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: family life.
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, family life.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: You know, because I asked because obviously there's going to
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: be a photo shoot. Do you have boat shoes?
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: I don't have boat shoes.
• 28:11
  Speaker 6: Right, okay, because you'll need some boat shoes. Are you doing,
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: was it woman floaters? Oh you got your floaters, but no,
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: they're about filthy at the.
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: Moment at home and his massive hoofs. Yes, yeah, that's
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: an angle that like women would want to read right about.
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, the headline could be big shoes to fill? Yeah, yeah,
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: because I was kind of thinking maybe a bit more
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: interesting stuff, you know, I don't know, you know, you know,
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: kept being involved with it, like an iconic station like
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: Hodaki and you.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: Know what about kezy my nips and me about your
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: meat petty nips because people love those.
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know they love them. But I was kind
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: of hoping we'd steer away from that sort of thing
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: and just be more about, like, here's my journey from
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: being a young fellow.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: Well, I min I has already done that, and that
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: article sank without a trace.
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, how I found love on the bus? He went,
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: He went a Stuart story.
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, straight with it, didn't he He did?
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: He went very straight with it.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: I'm yeah, look, I agree with me. You got three
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: options here.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: You go.
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: Option one A.
• 29:22
  Speaker 6: One A the baby route.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: I don't have a baby excited about you know, blah
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: blah blah started. I have Option B meat petty naps
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: or option three C my weight loss journey.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: But that's going to be further down the track.
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: It's going to be down the track because you ever
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: started it obviously.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, So I guess one of those three.
• 29:50
  Speaker 6: Is that what you?
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: To be honest, I was thinking something different, but those
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: a girl, I'll go to them with that.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Are you the one that has come up with
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: the idea?
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I just wouldn't mind providing them with a few,
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: right right, okay, because I was going to do something
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: along the lines of like, oh, you know, I'm not
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: just a media guy, like, oh, I've got a cool.
• 30:05
  Speaker 6: Truck that my dad did for me.
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: No, I can't fit in, but yeah, I guess I'll
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: go baby announcement.
• 30:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's good man. Congratulations, Gizie.
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: That's big news, mate, that is great, big news.
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: Thanks. I'm anticipating a big future.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah for me. We work from a night, didn't
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: He's on Breakfast with Old I think that's his name.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: He is indeed radio head there on the Radio Hodarchy
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: Big Show this Wednesday afternoon, the time five twenty six.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: It was Daylight Savings ended on Saturday night. I know, man,
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: it's crazy. We wound back the clock. I can't believe
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: we haven't spoken about it this week, because normally that
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: is prime radio chat. One of the things people complain about,
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: obviously is that things are in darker as a sign
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: that summer is over, that we're moving into the dark,
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: cold days of winter. But I actually love it because
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: I'm winding back the clock. Every time you wind back
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: the clock and you wake up Sunday and you're like, Jesus,
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: I feel amazing, yes, and you don't know why. You're like,
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: that's right, Daylight Savings wound back the clock. I feel
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: like I'm looking ten years younger. I feel like I've
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: got a bit of lead in the old pencil again.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: My hair trigger's back, Kezy. You know what I'm saying, Yeah, totally.
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: I mean, you're only you're only winding it back one hour.
• 31:30
  Speaker 6: I feel like a whole new Man mogie. I know
• 31:33
  Speaker 6: what I'm saying, Yeah, I feel invigorated.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: It was quite cute last night actually, because when we
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: went after the show to walk to the car park,
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: Old skied. Old Kezy was a bit scared. I mean,
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: I have to hold his hand, you know, across the
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: road anyway. But there was dark outside. We were both
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: were we kezy. We were both like, whoa, what's going
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: on here?
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: That's right? Yeah? Next sometimes I'll put Jason my shoulders
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: and walking across the road.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: He likes that.
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, now that he's put on a few pounds, I
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: can't really do it anymore.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: But yeah, no, I mean it's funny how people's perception
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: of it is all over the place. You know, people
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: get very negative it are it's dark eye. You know,
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: we're heading into winter. But I feel younger every year.
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: In time, but you're only winting the clock back a
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: little bit.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we want the cockbait.
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah no, I know you want iFund the clock back.
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: I feel amazing, right, Okay, So so that the act
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: of one in the clockback a wee bit has made
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: you feel a lot younger and and invigorated.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah right, I feel I feel like I've got my
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: youth back.
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: I'm not joking when I say I feel like I'm
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: twenty nine again.
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: Right, So you've gone from thirty nine to twenty nine.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, farut, I would say that's probably that's probably accurate.
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: Finally, enough.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: I went into a seven eleven today and the guy
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: he asked me my age because I was trying to
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: get some vape.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you got you got the way?
• 32:59
  Speaker 6: Do you got it? Got idea? And I was like,
• 33:01
  Speaker 6: are you joking? Man?
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: And I think that's purely because I looked ten years younger.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely, it is like you came in on Tuesday, Cads.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: I could have sworn you'd lost twenty thirty pounds.
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  Speaker 6: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show.
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  Speaker 4: This moody Wednesday night at the time five thirty eight.
• 33:28
  Speaker 6: Are we doing this hour?
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: We it's on the news with me Chee Fela's interesting stuff.
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: Ogie's just showed me a drawing of a penis just
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: as I'm about to read the news. That's done nothing
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: but derail this segment. Well, it doesn't take much felas
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: there is an unstoppable mushroom tearing through but mushroom's unstopped.
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: This isn't an article about my downstairs mogi.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: This is serious business.
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: There is a real unstoppable mushroom tearing through North American forests,
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: and the fungy enthusiasts are going into damage control mode.
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: Ah okay, So this fungus it's called the golden oyster mushroom.
• 34:22
  Speaker 6: It sounds delicious.
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: Ah yeah, I don't know if it is delicious. Maybe
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: it is. But basically it's rapidly spreading across North America
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: through forests in that and it kind of pushes out
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: and gets rid of all the other fungi. Yeah good,
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: And so the scientists are really worried about fungy diversity, right, yeah,
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: you know, it's because it's replacing all these different and
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: it sort of takes over and it's rapidly spreading across forests.
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: And I don't know, Mogi, if you've had an oyster mushroom,
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: they're very really nice. They have a really sort of
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: silky kind of texture to them, and they're actually quite
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: meaty to eat. You would you would not be blamed
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: if you thought you were actually eating meat because it's
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: so meaty.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: And just on your point there, Kiz one hundred percent.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: And also very mushroom me Jase.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: Very mushroomy mushroom taste good in a stir fright.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: Well, a lot of mushrooms, Keezy not Keezy's mushroom because
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: we've been down that path. They don't taste very mushroomy
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: at all. No, and over time they become less mushroomy. Yes,
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: and that's that's not good.
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: What else isn't good? Another thing that's not good is
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: the lack of mushroom diversity. That's gonna We're facing fells,
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: We're facing a mushroom epidemic here.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: Well, my attitude towards mushrooms has always been the strongest
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: survives kzy and you don't want to get involved with
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: nature now. Of nature decides that these are the number
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: one mushrooms, then so be it to all the other
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: mushrooms are just going to have to stick up for themselves.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: I'm not getting involved in mushroom politics.
• 35:53
  Speaker 6: And I'll be honest with you. I'm over the button mushroom.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: Oh I hate the button mushy. Someone's a button mushroom.
• 35:59
  Speaker 6: No, are you sure as how that bad?
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: I mean sending people out there, don't mind them. I've
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: found but yeah, I'm just saying it's not here in
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: New Zealand yet the golden oyster mushroom. But just keep
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: your wits about you.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: When did this happen?
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: This is a week ago the article but but, but,
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: but it's a current event that is happening now. It's
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: another pressing matter that we need to have on our
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: minds at this particular moment. Amongst all the other stuff
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: going on, We're just also going to keep an eye
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: out for the Golden Noister mushroom because it's coming for us.
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: And that's what's what's on the news. On the news
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: is keasy there, so sort of feels like we should
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: have a big pole. What about mushrooms? Good idea, we
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: could do that.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well instead of a button mushroom. But I was
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: thinking we should get have a have a big pole
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: about this segment.
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: No, not about the segment like golden Oyster mushrooms, yes
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: or no sort of thing. What's wrong with the segment?
• 37:04
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  Speaker 4: Back on and getting back out getting stuck into it
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: being a backbone. Let's go to the phone lines. Good
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: a Luky Mayd Barsard Hour's life.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: Bloody good mate, Yeah.
• 37:53
  Speaker 6: Good on you. You already sound like a backbone. Tell me, Luke,
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  Speaker 6: what do you do for a crust?
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: I'm amus for the dromer.
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: Your backbone, triple backbone, a plumber and.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: A try figure tra la Oh.
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, drain laer Jason.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: Pardon, that's great stuff. Now tell me obviously I love
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: your leg. Who's your favorite warrior?
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: Or I'm a pretty big fan of jackson Ford? Yeah yeah,
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: a lot of bones up the front. Ye. Now if
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: you won, man, who would you bring with you?
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: A great question?
• 38:31
  Speaker 10: Probably ecuse its a bit of the current SHO buys
• 38:34
  Speaker 10: me the most between now and then.
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, and Luke, who's your favorite paramedter?
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: Il Oh, the tough one.
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: It's a pretty crucial one though, man, as far as
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: the competitions can side.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we need to know. Okay, I have to go
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: with Moses in.
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: I don't mind met you it always good player?
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: What position does he plague in?
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: Jason half back? Yeah?
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: It correct, you're in the drawer. Look, mat you have
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: a line?
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: Alright?
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: Great to me? A barset hous life.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good things fail?
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good things.
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: Have you had a good day? Tim?
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 39:21
  Speaker 6: Mate, I've had a choco one?
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: Actually? All right?
• 39:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: For you?
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Man? Do you put your pants on? One league at
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: a time?
• 39:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just.
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: On that actually, fell us.
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: I'm finding I'm really losing my because I do one
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: league at a time. I'm losing my balance. And you know,
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: I'm putting one league and I'm getting a bit wobbly
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: on it.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: You can't put two leagues? Are you sitting on the beard?
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: Men?
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: That could be a mistake.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Well, no, because I like to do it standing up
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: like a backbone.
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: I need to sit down to put my pants.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: So you want to do two leagues at a time?
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: Is that what you're telling us?
• 39:58
  Speaker 6: Just saying I'm doing one sorry about this.
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: I was wondering when you put your food, Leagan, stop it.
• 40:05
  Speaker 6: That's strapped to my first leg.
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: Tim a little little techniques to terms.
• 40:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was good stuff.
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: Tim, stay on the line, Big Tilly will take care
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: of you.
• 40:17
  Speaker 6: Get a Meghan.
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: House Come on, man, come on Keezy. Tim was still
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: on the line. Man.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 40:23
  Speaker 6: Hi, Meghan House life.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: Hey you guys, I'm good.
• 40:26
  Speaker 6: How are you How are you going? Yeah? Good? Thank you? Meghan?
• 40:29
  Speaker 6: What do you do for a crust?
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: I'm just laughing at your last conversation?
• 40:34
  Speaker 6: Alright?
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: Do you put your legs? What's your order of leagues
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: going into your pants? Are you one at a time
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: or two at a time?
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: Look, it's got to depend on how early in the morning.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: It is. The balances off if you're not awake.
• 40:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you know.
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: Me And just quickly, Meghan, just while we've got you.
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: What do you do for a crust?
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: I've worked to bring in business events into christ Church. Mate,
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: you're a weapon. I'd just been careful, Megan. Old Kezy
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: might hit you with one of his facts, so he's
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: prone to give okay this, ladies are fat about Kesey
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: use facts to chat up the ladies isn't a real thing, okay, moggie.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: Although Meghan, I did here the other day that people
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: using please and thank you with chat GPT is using
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: heaps and heaps of power and water.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: That is an interesting fact and I believe that one.
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, thanks later. By the way, I'm joking. Mean you're
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: in the drawer, mate, or right you hold alone?
• 41:30
  Speaker 6: Thank you?
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: Oh see you still got it man.
• 41:34
  Speaker 6: Thanks for shch mate, and you put on your green
• 41:39
  Speaker 6: velvet kurt and jacket.
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: It's corduroy, Jason.
• 41:43
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  Speaker 4: dilemma tonight.
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  Speaker 6: Read dinner specifically on that very topic. Kes. It's almost
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  Speaker 6: like you can read my mind?
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: Is can you read his mind?
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: No? No, I can't. It's just normally and about this
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  Speaker 5: time where you ask each other what we're having for dinner?
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know what I'm having.
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  Speaker 6: You just had a massive meal just before.
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: But then again, you do tend to have four or
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: five dinners every night.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: So yeah, last night I had delicious fish. It was
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: a snapper easy.
• 43:23
  Speaker 6: Oh nice.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: I was a lental with alental and beetroot salad, a
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: little bit of shaved what do you call it this sharmazan?
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: No shaved shaved, hand shaved ape shaved.
• 43:42
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, nice.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: Bloody delicious it was. And then I had some of
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: the leftover side today with some chicken, and I don't
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  Speaker 3: know what I'm going to have when I get home,
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: but i'll tell you tomorrow.
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I tell you what.
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: You can't beat a bit of beautiful snapper. You can't
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: out of a golffare so true.
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: I I'm really starting to wean myself onto seafood.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: Wean yourself on, remember, because I'm going yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: ween on, you're wean off.
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: No, but I'm weaning myself on your sucker was at
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: suckle on. I'm starting to really suckle on the old
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: seafood because I'm going to pan later in the year
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: and I have been eating fish and I'm now at
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: the point where I go, yum, you know, not like
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: oh whatever, a lot of that, but oh yeah, that's
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: young it. Before I was like.
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you like yeah, yeah, portman, you're a
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: meat man, aren't you.
• 44:29
  Speaker 9: Yeah, not so much about what it is, how much
• 44:32
  Speaker 9: of it yeah, and it hasn't been minced and does
• 44:35
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• 44:43
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  Speaker 4: this Wednesday evening. The time is six to a and
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: exciting news New Zealand. The Big Show is on the
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: road again.
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: Oh, I certainly, Jay. So we're hopping in the old
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: Big Show van, which is kind of like the Mystery
• 45:10
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• 45:20
  Speaker 5: said Wilma from the Flintstones. Um, yeah, so I'm like Velma.
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  Speaker 5: We're in the van. We're heading down to Dunedin all right,
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  Speaker 5: April the twenty second.
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: We're catching the faery as well, because obviously if we're
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: in a van, it's.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: Not a van. Oh, it's a plane.
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: It's an air plane. I'm just trying to do a
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• 45:49
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  Speaker 5: we've been there before. Was of an event. Was it
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  Speaker 5: So to go down and celebrate, yeap one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 5: To go down and celebrate with a true friend like
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  Speaker 5: the old Hasten confused, I Pa, you know that means
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  Speaker 5: a lot to me.
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: Nice you know, and not to sort of make a
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: big deal about it, but I think it's the first
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: time ever in a big show history that we've done
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: a live show and we had a queue outside the
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: pub wall.
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: They weren't allowed to know because it.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: Was absolutely rammed to the gun.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: It was.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: In fact, if you remember, there was an individual there
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: that had a tattoo on the smaller the back, just
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: above the belt. There that said, good eating, good eating.
• 46:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and there's.
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: One hundred people through the door free backbone tea Fellers.
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  Speaker 6: That's great stuff.
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  Speaker 5: That is good stuff. So you want to get there, really,
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  Speaker 5: you want to get there early Emerson's Danedan Wednesday, the
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  Speaker 5: twenty second of April fourtal seven. Yes, and don't forget.
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: No, don't say what you're gonna say, keasy, do not
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: what say what you're about to say?
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: How What all I'll say is you know what you're
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: not allowed to do?
• 47:17
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah that's all I say.
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, good stuff man, No, but do come down. We
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  Speaker 4: all have seeing the punters down in Dunedin. Beautiful city,
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: isn't it feels Dunedan?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's all good. And I've just bought my new
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: switch it so I'll be toasty air.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: That's not new, that's old. Is someone else you's doing that?
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: You've worn there like ten times.
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  Speaker 3: In touch with.
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: Stop yelling over the top of that. I mean it
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  Speaker 5: sounds great, does yeah, it sounds really good. It does
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  Speaker 5: really maladreis getting touch fellas, and we have had someone
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  Speaker 5: older one, but I've just gone back and found and
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: it is from a bloke named Hamish. Um No, that's
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: not how.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: The segment wasymous.
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but Hamish, he's put his name in there and
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: he said, you know, it's fine. But basically he commonly
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: has vivid dreams that he can remember the next day,
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: and so for the first time ever, he had one
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: involving the big shot. Oh, this is swear that, he says,
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: I swear this is exactly how the dream happened. So
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: I'm just going to read it out for you guys.
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: All right, we'll just sort of interpret it there. In
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: my dream, I was at a house party. The scene
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: kept shifting. One moment, I'd be accompanied with my wife
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: and kids and be awkwardly trying to get them to
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  Speaker 5: entertain themselves in the corner out of the way the
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  Speaker 5: other guests. The next moment, I'd be accompanied by my
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  Speaker 5: WORKMATEE and random people who apparently worked for Radio Hodaki
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: looking out a window, I spotted Mogi walking into the
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: neighboring house. Mogi was sporting a bushy salt and pepper
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  Speaker 5: beard and a graying friar tuck haircut that blended into
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: a shaggy mullet.
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: Interesting look. Mogi was weeping profusely in his arms. He
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: carried a sleeping child, who I assumed was his daughter.
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: By his side walked a faceless woman who was also
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: weeping and sobbing. I presume this was Moggi's wife, right,
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: so interesting. A hush went through the crowd of partygoers.
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: The Big Show received some really bad news today, someone whispered.
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: Everyone was immediately sad. The dream shifted and I was
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: in an empty room, gray carpet, no furnishings, white frosted
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: glass windows cast everything in a dull, muted light. In
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: the corner, Hoidy J was sitting in an old corduroy
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: brown bean bag. He had a look of deep contemplation
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: on his I found myself approaching Hoidy J without meaning to.
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: He had a deeply mournful, melancholic air about him. I
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: knew instinctively that I should not disturb him, and that
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: HODYJ detested being accosted by random strangers. I knew I
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: should leave HOODI j alone, and yet I suddenly heard
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: myself saying, Hey, Jace, I know you probably hear this
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: a lot, but I just want to say I really
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: like your show. It makes me laugh and it's great
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: to listen to after a hard day at work. In
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: a way, you guys are providing a real public service.
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: I braced myself, expecting scorn and ridicule, but instead, hoidyj
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: turned to me and beamed a bright, golden smile. He
• 50:36
  Speaker 5: said nothing, but shook my hand in greeting. Immediately, the
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: light in the room brightened and the party sprang back
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: to life.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: I could hear Mogi's laughter all around me. He was
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: not in the room physically, but I could hear Mogi
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: repeatedly saying stuff like how good, It's all good, so weird.
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: The dream then shifted and I was back in the
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: house party again. Keesy was sprawled on the floor in
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: the middle of the room. I looked down to see
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: if he was awake. Something was off. Kesey's face here
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: and body all looked normal, just as I'd seen him
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: in promotional pictures and videos. Previously, but his eyeballs were
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: grossly out of scale, at least two to three times
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: too small for his eye sockets. What's more, the skin
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: of his eyelids was cracked and leathery, the signs I
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: presumed of a lifetime battling exmer. Are you all right, Kezy,
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: I asked, with concern. You've got really hooded eyes. I
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: immediately realized I had caused defense. Keezy set bolt up
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: right and started shouting, you could effort right off, mate.
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: The eerie music sound effeit from the Uncle Bully fight
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: scene then suddenly played in the background. I tried to
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: calm Kezy down, offered him the same greeting I had
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: made to Hoidy J earlier. Do you know how vapid
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: and meaningless that sounds? He said, in a snide, mocking tone.
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: Do you know how many people tell me they're like
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: the Big Show? I don't care. You can f right off, amish,
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: And then the dream shifted is in Paris on the street,
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: wanting a chocolate croissant. Oh what do you think it
• 51:54
  Speaker 5: will mean?
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: Well? That happened?
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: Did it? Yeah? Did that happen?
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: I don't remember? Months ago? Yeah, Holy, you were off
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: your face. You were Meggan hood it eyes. Yeah, talking
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: about Moody Bastard as well. Yeah, totally abuse Hamish for
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: no reason.
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: Oh I'm sorry Hamish if I cause, Yeah, I'm sorry,
• 52:14
  Speaker 5: but I don't remember that.
• 52:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, not surprising.
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: Hey you meet Petty Knips sixty nine gmail dot com.
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: If you need advice on anything or if you've had
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: a dream hell of a memory.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: He's got on on there.
• 52:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Incredible detail.
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder what the bad news was.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Oh god, the Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: Radio Hdarky.
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: Well, there you go, your mad bastards. That's a big show,
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: done and dusted this Wednesday evening. What a pleasure it's
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: been bringing it to you in the meantime. What's the
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: podcast outro clip today?
• 52:54
  Speaker 6: Keezy?
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: Today's Clipper is entitled Go Hard and it comes out
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: at seventeenty tonight. Just search Hiucky Big Shore. We get
• 53:00
  Speaker 5: your podcast from. And then I was like, I need
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: you to be on I need you to be on
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: form Pugs, and he was like, I got you man. Yeah,
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: so he's going hard with me. Yeah, you can't imagine
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: Pugs going Pugs go hard.
• 53:12
  Speaker 6: He does go hard. I've seen him go hard.
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: The hardest out of all of us, like now, especially
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: trying to keep up with his young missus. He is
• 53:18
  Speaker 5: going hard. Well that's true, but even still, oh, I
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: actually probably is. He's out until five am like most weekends.
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, And I definitely have seen Pugs go hard.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah right, okay, Well, of course old pugsn there is
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: a way in Vietnam is following in the great footsteps
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: of old Hordy jiz Bot. And he'll be back on Monday,
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: won't he. I think so, yeah, or something like that,
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: and he'll be sort of full of regrets now because
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: he's wasted. It's all good at the start of the holiday,
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: like great, I've got this holiday in front of me,
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: but then towards the end you're like, I've wasted all
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: this money, yeah on my silly little jaunt.
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: Really is that how you feel after a holiday? Because no, no, no,
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: but he will ah.
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: And especially because he gets those wacky little tats as well,
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: you know.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: What going to have talk or something like yeah, probably
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: a panda and a top.
• 54:09
  Speaker 6: Yes, what are you playing tonight?
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: Look the world to my oyster. I don't know, I
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: don't know. I might get of the gym. I was
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: playing game to the gym well, because I can't be bothered.
• 54:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: True, So I might sit down and flick through sort
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: of six or seven different media platforms and search for
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: saying to look all in vain, of course, before ultimately
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: going off to be addle about eight twenty. Nice.
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: Wow, that sounds great, Kezy.
• 54:37
  Speaker 6: What are you having for dinner tonight?
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: We are having a red curry for dinner?
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: Nice chick?
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, chick and tye. I wish port mints. We're
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: gonna go pick up a single bed.
• 54:48
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's little Trucky.
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: You're gonna go do that now, then go home, have
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: curry and then watch the second half or of Love
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: It or list UK.
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: You're getting that single bed? What is that for your
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: side of the bed?
• 54:59
  Speaker 5: No, I'm getting that in our third bedroom, so it
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: could be styled as a bedroom and we sell it.
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well you'll need it beside the bed though, after
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: your third helping of your red curry.
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah no, all right, what are you doing tonight?
• 55:16
  Speaker 6: I Am off to meet my wife for a bit
• 55:18
  Speaker 6: of tie.
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, man, we're gonna And by the way, in terms
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: of I've solved the Big Show Big dilemma.
• 55:24
  Speaker 6: We're going to try the new place. He check out
• 55:27
  Speaker 6: the podcast, check out the Instagram Talk tomorrow, See you later,