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Lunch with the Clydesdale & Cowboy - Heroes Hop on 1 Leg??? · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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If you guys only knew how this show
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has started for about the last week and
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a half, we'll tell you about it next.
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From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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we cover it all.
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Midday motivation every time you press
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call.
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Lunch with the Clydesdale.
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Cowboy bring the heat.
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Crossfit, boobies, music on repeat.
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Half hour hustle, yeah,
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we building that brand.
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Grab a plate, tune in now,
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you're part of the fam.
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It's lunch time.
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yeah what that would do baby i'm getting
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the timing on that finally down i'm pretty
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excited about that yeah pretty much just
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have to wait till the damn video ends
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and then yeah if you don't i wish
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people could see what happens before the
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show oh god so generally
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Either the two of us or the three
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of us are in here just chatting.
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And for the last week and a half,
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right as twelve fifteen hits,
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one of us has started a story at
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the twelve fifteen mark.
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I was the culprit today.
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I will admit it.
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The only major difference is that your
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story lasted thirty-five seconds.
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My stories do not last that long.
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No.
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When you start your story at
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twelve-fifteen,
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I have to put the brakes on.
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We'll finish this so much.
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That's probably a good idea.
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Let's set a meeting up for three o'clock
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this afternoon.
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I'll give you a full hour and then
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you can go.
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It's the first time I heard Ron White
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tell the,
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I got thrown out of a bar in
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New York City,
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the potato salad story and whatnot.
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And he stopped in the middle of his
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thing and said,
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I told you that story to tell you
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this story.
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I identify with that so deeply.
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It was not even funny.
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It's like I told you I had to
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tell you this when I was seventeen years
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old and wherever he was from in Texas
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and like went on to that thing.
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I was like, yes,
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that's that's how I tell a story.
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That's amazing.
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Just rumors.
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Corey does not understand those words in
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that order.
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It's usually long story longer or short
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story long.
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Yeah, percent.
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So my best friend here in Columbus,
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his dad tells stories where he tells it
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like you were there.
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Oh, yeah.
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Do you know what I mean?
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Oh, absolutely.
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It's always like,
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you know old man Willie down there around
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the bend up there by the oak tree
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over there behind that broken bicycle?
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And I've never been to where he's talking
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about.
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Doesn't matter.
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In my head you have, man.
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He's telling a story like I have been
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there and I know Willie.
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Never met Willie in my life.
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Yeah.
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It's not important.
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It's important to him.
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No,
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I'm saying it's not important that you
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think you don't know Willie.
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What's important is that I think you know
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Willie,
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and I need you to understand it in
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terms that I'm giving it to you.
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No, I get that.
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I'm one hundred percent with that.
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I am that guy.
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And while he's telling me about Willie,
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he goes, oh, yeah,
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and I got bit by a mosquito that
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day, and it grew up a little bit.
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But yeah, back to Willie.
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I get sidetracked so easily.
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It's not even funny.
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Speaking of sidetracked,
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I see our friend Craig Pasley in the
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comments here.
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Craig goes to more concerts than any man
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on the face of the earth.
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Damn.
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least that is the perception I get looking
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at his Instagram he just went to see
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the Smashing Pumpkins put up a bunch of
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videos this is my dilemma with concerts
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now I go to a concert and just
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like Craig I'll pull out my phone and
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I'll record a song or I'll record a
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moment and then I'm like why did I
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do that why didn't I just like
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why didn't I just let it be like,
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just be in the moment.
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Do you also go to fireworks displays and
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take videos of the fireworks that you're
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never going to look at again?
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I have done,
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but I don't do that anymore.
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Yeah.
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And so like,
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I think I was doing it so much
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at concerts that I was forgetting in my
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own memory how the concert went.
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Because I was watching it through my phone
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and not experiencing it out there.
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And I'm not saying that what he did
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is wrong,
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because I've done it countless times.
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yeah people do all the time i don't
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i try i force myself like the past
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couple of shows that we've going to put
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the damn thing away i'm watching the
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performer here to watch the performance i
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don't even like so the last two that
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we went to when we went saw whiskey
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myers and black crows and when we went
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saw pitbull and little john right before
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that there's giant video walls up behind
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them right and they're hard to see
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Because they're, you know,
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we're a fair distance away.
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They're this big.
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I'm looking at them on stage and whatnot.
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But I even try not to look at
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the video wall.
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I'm not there to look at the video
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wall.
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I want to see the people do the
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thing.
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I don't want to see people do the
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thing on the video wall.
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I get it from my house.
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So I try to do the same thing,
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like put the phone away.
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I don't even want to watch that if
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I can help it.
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If I have to,
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I have to because of where we're sitting
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or whatnot.
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But I try to make it a point
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to, oh, no, there he is right there,
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not up there on the screen looking in
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there.
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Right.
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One example that I did is, like,
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I saw you two in Cleveland Brown Stadium.
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The stage went from one side of the
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stadium to the other side of the stadium.
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There was no way to capture all of
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that and the stuff that was going on
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on my phone.
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Yeah.
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And it doesn't even translate...
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beyond that anyway.
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And so I was limiting my own view
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of the concert by looking through a
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rectangle as opposed to like just sucking
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it all in.
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Right.
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And and again, Craig,
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this is no disrespect to you because
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Every concert I go to,
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there are ten thousand phones up taking
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videos of it.
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And I have been a culprit of this
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very, very much.
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And that YouTube concert,
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I have gone back and watched some of
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the videos.
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Right.
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Just to kind of remember it.
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But I I think for my own person,
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I need to experience the whole thing.
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Well, I want to.
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I feel like I bought the tickets to
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go see the show,
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not to go and record parts of the
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show that I might go back and watch
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later.
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I want to be in it.
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I want to experience it.
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I'm trying to be a lot better about
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doing that in general at all of the
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things.
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Like Jameson's got a honor roll assembly
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next week.
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We stopped taking pictures at it.
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She does it every,
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like she's on a roll every fricking nine
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weeks.
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Like there's, well, I mean, she's smart.
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We had a parent teacher conference
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yesterday, as a matter of fact,
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and they were so excited when we got
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in there.
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um, her,
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her homeroom teacher and her math and
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science teacher were sitting there doing
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it together.
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And I don't know, she's intelligent,
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whatever.
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Um,
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but we try not to take so many
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pictures and take so many videos so we
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can just sit there and be like,
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Hey bro, I'm proud of you.
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And I'm looking at you being proud of
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me.
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Um, Omar says he's guilty.
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Uh, Craig says, I only record for,
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for a minute,
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then enjoy the rest of the song.
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And again, no dig.
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And, uh,
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But here's what I do like, Craig,
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is when you post your videos,
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I play a game.
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I'm like,
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how many slides or videos will it take
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me to identify the artist that Craig is
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going to see?
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Oh, I like that.
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So I make it a little game show
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for myself.
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So I'm not asking you to stop because
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then my game would go away.
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I'm just saying that you made me ponder
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that because like when I went to see
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Collective Soul,
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I wanted to like experience it.
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And I did take like two videos,
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but like five years ago,
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I would have taken like fifteen.
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Right.
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Right.
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I still,
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we went the first time I saw Night
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Ranger,
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Foreigner and Journey all in concert
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together.
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This is in like, two thousand and twelve.
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I made a point to like,
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not record anything and we were on the
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floor.
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So like the little Asian dude that was
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singing for him came running right past us
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at one point, still singing Journey.
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It's got to be about race, man.
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And, uh, he's a little Asian guy.
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He's not raised.
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He was racing.
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I will say that he was hauling ass.
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He was winning, um,
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as he ran by us, but, um,
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singing atop his lungs,
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like that's some shit.
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I couldn't like,
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even if I had a video,
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you wouldn't believe it anyway,
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but it happened.
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I was right there.
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I still remember what the, uh,
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like the little video walls and whatnot
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that foreigner had to look like whenever
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they started and whatnot,
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because I didn't,
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I wasn't busy doing this.
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I was busy being in it and watching
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it happen.
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And I think that's,
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I think that's a thing that we've lost
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as, you know, social media,
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everybody's got anything.
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If it's not on Instagram,
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it didn't happen type deal.
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And I know I'm guilty of that shit.
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But yeah, definitely.
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Like Vicky said, just being present, just,
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I want to be here and in it.
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I'm also to the point in my life
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where I,
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When I go to a concert, one,
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I don't want to see a shell of
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what I knew.
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I'm at the age where a lot of
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the people I listen to as kids are
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either dead or not doing real well.
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There's only one eagle left.
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One of my favorite bands ever is the
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Goo Goo Dolls.
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I've seen them a couple times.
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I really enjoy them.
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And then...
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But their show next year is with Def
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Leppard.
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I've seen Def Leppard a couple times,
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right?
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But I've seen clips of Def Leppard
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performing,
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and they are not what they used to
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be.
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And I don't want to pay the price
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for both of them when I just want
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to see the Goo Goo Dolls.
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Yeah.
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My favorite...
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One of my favorite bits involving that was
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Patton Oswalt saying that seeing Axl Rose
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run out on stage for the VMAs,
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this was several years ago, and he was...
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He was just like... Couldn't catch it.
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He ran way too fast because he's not
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the...
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Slim, slinky rock god anymore.
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No, dude.
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He had had way too many cheeseburgers at
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that point and didn't need to be trying
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to run out on stage.
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Yes, no.
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I am one hundred percent agree with you.
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When Axl looked like Fat Thor from the
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Avengers movies,
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it's time to take a break or maybe
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try CrossFit.
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Something.
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Something.
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Maybe both.
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Maybe both.
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But there's a lot of them like that,
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dude.
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That, you know, what do they say?
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Never meet your heroes or see them in
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person possibly because pretty much
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everybody
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the black crows looked like they did when
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you had seen them forever ago right uh
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chris robinson looked a little bit older
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but he sounded exactly the same running
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around there he somewhat takes care of
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himself it looks like anyway or he's just
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naturally skinny whatever the case may be
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but some of the people i've seen dude
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you're like oh wow okay yeah yeah the
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rolling stones are going on tour again did
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you know that
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We were talking about it on the radio
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like two weeks ago.
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I know,
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but it does take some time to let
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the cryogenically enhanced bodies defrost
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before each show.
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God bless them.
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If you don't lose it, you lose it,
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right?
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And they just never stop using it.
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I mean,
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they've been around since the sixties.
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And I don't know if y'all know that
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or not,
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but that's not forty years anymore.
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I've seen Sammy Hagar in his seventies and
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he puts on the same show he put
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on.
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Forty years ago.
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Like there are people that can still do
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it.
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And, but you,
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you see clips on YouTube and stuff,
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you know,
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who still has it and who doesn't.
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And I'm just not going to go see
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the people that don't have it anymore.
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No, I wouldn't like,
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I wouldn't get the last couple of times.
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That's called pictures.
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I've seen of John Bon Jovi.
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Right.
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Yeah, I saw Kate.
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Kate.
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Welcome to the jungle was my floor music
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in college gymnastics.
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Total stripper song.
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Wait.
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Pour some sugar on me was there too.
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That was the stripper song.
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That's the stripper song.
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Yes.
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I can definitively say, Kate,
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I have heard both in a strip club.
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Yeah.
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So you're safe either way.
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I was passing a strip club once,
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and I heard the music through the door.
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It just so happens to be somebody was
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walking in,
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and the music came pouring out after that.
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I like what Fergie said, too.
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Better to see the tribute band for free
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than see Vince Neil butcher the lyrics
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that he sang for twenty years.
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Yeah,
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you know Motley Crue is not worth seeing
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anymore.
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No, dude, no.
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No.
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No, no, no.
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Yeah.
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I heard the music through the door,
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says Scott.
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Yes, that's how I heard of it.
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It's a story and we are sticking to
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it.
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Speaking of bands, how's the drumming?
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The drumming is coming along surprisingly
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well.
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When I started this whole endeavor,
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I thought it was going to take me
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forever to feel like a drummer.
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Last night, I... So...
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It's so funny because there's so much
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cardio involved with drumming that I did
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not anticipate.
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And, uh,
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and so for the last couple of weeks,
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I've been working on a double kick drum.
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Yep.
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So I can get faster with my leg
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last night.
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They introduced four on the floor,
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which is a beat where you are hitting
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the kick drum.
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Every beat.
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Ooh, do that for a three minute song.
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It is grueling.
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I was getting a hip cramp, dude.
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You will understand why when bands do it
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live,
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they take a small break after every song.
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People got to recover, man.
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And they probably practice way more than
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I'm.
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I mean,
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I'm doing like half hour a day,
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five days a week.
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But I'm getting like I can play a
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song about eighty percent accurate right
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now.
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I'm just trying to refine it.
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With a couple different drum fills,
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couple different beats.
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It's got double kick drum.
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Like, it's going pretty well.
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I'll probably video something this week
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and put up.
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Yes, indeed.
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Good deal.
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But, yeah, it's going well.
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Really enjoying it.
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It's a really good stress reliever for my
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job.
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Especially the double, like,
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pound drum fill.
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When I look like Animal from the Muppets.
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favorite drummer of all time dr teeth and
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electric mayhem ladies and gentlemen yeah
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well speaking of crossfit something that
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lit my fuse again
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is i'm you know how like yahoo aggregates
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news and like throws you like topical
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stories
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I don't go on Yahoo,
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but I believe you.
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Well,
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the other like Google does it all these
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sites like just aggregate new stories in.
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Oh, yeah.
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No,
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I get I get all kinds of shit
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on my homepage about start my browser for
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work.
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Yep.
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Just like that.
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And so I get a story about Tom
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Holland and the ways he looks the way
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he does in his Spider-Man outfit and how
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he has gone from a padded suit to
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not needing a padded suit.
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which is tremendous, right?
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Authentic, tremendous.
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And then they go on to talk about
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his gymnastics background that he actually
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competed in gymnastics as a kid.
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And that's kind of where his fitness level
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started.
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And then they talked about him doing
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circuit training using body weight in
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gymnastics elements.
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with some a little bit of mix in
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of barbell not too much because they don't
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they want Spider Man to stay flexible and
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then he really focuses on a diet that
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supports that activity I am trying not to
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scream into this microphone right now I I
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you not that is how it was written
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in this article
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Why the hell couldn't someone at HQ pull
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up that article and say, hey,
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I think these are the elements of our
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pyramid that make up the thing that is
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called CrossFit.
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You don't have to call Tom Holland.
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It's an article that's out there for
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public consumption.
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You can editorialize that all you want.
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It's still floating out there that Tom
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Holland made up a damn Spider-Man workout
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to be in shape to be Spider-Man.
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Oh, sweet baby.
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Are you freaking kidding me?
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No, I'm not here now.
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I mean, brand new day is now streaming.
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Yeah.
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My daughter wants to buy it so bad
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it's not even funny.
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So I don't know.
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So it's been in the theaters for months.
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This first came out like the week before
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it released in the theaters.
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It still has a shelf life.
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And yet we still haven't seen HQ do
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a damn thing about it.
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No, because why would they?
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That would require somebody to actually do
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something or pick it up or pay any
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kind of attention to what's going on,
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trends, stuff like that.
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Hey,
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maybe jump on a bandwagon to promote the
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thing that you are trying to get out
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there to the people.
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Hey, do you want to look like Spider-Man?
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Do you want to look like Spider-Man?
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Do you want to do some of the
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stuff that the actor who plays Spider-Man
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is capable of doing?
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Have I got a deal for you?
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Do you want to look good in a
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non-padded Spider-Man outfit?
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Right.
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Halloween's right around the corner.
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Do you want to dress up as Spider-Man
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for Halloween and not have to wear the
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padded costume?
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Yeah.
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I mean, Halloween's next week, right?
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Yeah.
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Robert Downey Jr.
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created a workout of thirty clean jerks
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known as the Ironman workout.
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And then he did one with snatches called
20:53
Dr. Doom.
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Dr. Doom right after that.
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That's so frustrating.
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Like Nick Bear loves doing high intensity
21:04
interval training.
21:05
Said that on his recent video.
21:07
Bro.
21:10
Bro.
21:13
We've had so many examples of,
21:16
what is it, Robert Wilson?
21:18
Is that his name?
21:19
Patrick Wilson.
21:20
Patrick Wilson.
21:21
Patrick Wilson, Zlatan, Tyson Bajent,
21:25
Spider-Man, all this stuff.
21:28
I just watched another Zlatan video
21:30
training like the day before yesterday
21:32
came across my feed.
21:33
Like he's posting all the time.
21:35
Did you see CrossFit Share?
21:37
Did it come across your CrossFit feed?
21:39
what came across i've been following
21:41
zlatan forever because he's a high level
21:45
one of the best that's ever done at
21:47
striker and i played soccer for quite some
21:49
time so like it's one of my favorite
21:51
players i've been watching that dude
21:52
forever so i've been following him and now
21:54
he's doing the thing that i'm doing where
21:56
you should be able to do anything that
21:57
he's doing look at the catchphrase vicky
22:00
came up with do you want to dress
22:02
like spider-man or be like spider-man
22:06
Hey, HQ,
22:07
all this stuff's out here right now,
22:09
free of charge.
22:10
We won't even charge you for it.
22:11
Just take what Vicky just wrote in there
22:13
and run with it.
22:14
Oh, wait,
22:15
you won't because that would actually
22:16
require some sort of effort.
22:18
Maybe you could hire back your social
22:21
media lady that you just ran off for
22:23
no good reason.
22:24
That'd probably be a good idea.
22:25
Let her run with stuff like that.
22:29
They have too many layers of approval
22:31
there that even Jenna couldn't do probably
22:34
what she wanted to do.
22:35
There's no way.
22:37
There's no way.
22:39
And she was killing it,
22:41
knocking it out the park.
22:43
And we're just going to let her go
22:45
on to other stuff.
22:47
And we don't even know the true potential
22:49
because I'm sure that stuff got shot down
22:51
left and right.
22:52
Oh, I wouldn't surprise me in the least.
22:55
Would not surprise me in the least.
22:56
I, uh,
23:01
So, you know,
23:02
Hiller came out with this no rep TV.
23:04
I don't know if you've heard.
23:05
I don't know if it's made its way
23:07
to the internets yet.
23:09
I don't think it has.
23:12
If you could see the first tab open
23:14
on my browser right now,
23:17
you would know where I stand on that.
23:19
And then he announced yesterday that
23:21
there's going to be a creator's contest
23:23
that starts next week.
23:25
yes there is where you can post two
23:27
videos over two weeks and they will be
23:30
ranked based on performance and if you are
23:34
one of the top three you'll be signed
23:37
as a premium creator premium and so i
23:41
saw this last night before bed and then
23:44
i woke up at five o'clock this morning
23:46
thinking what could i do how could things
23:51
be better
23:54
And I thought about,
23:56
and I'm probably giving away like an idea,
23:58
but it is what it is.
23:59
It's fine.
24:01
I thought about like the golden era of
24:03
CrossFit.
24:05
Golden.
24:07
Where you had CrossFit marketing machine
24:12
behind Rich Froning.
24:15
You had them behind Ben Smith.
24:17
You had them behind Katrin David's
24:19
daughter, Annie Thor's daughter,
24:20
Sam Briggs, Camille.
24:24
All of those, right?
24:27
And then it's like this Australian came in
24:32
out of nowhere.
24:34
We didn't even pay attention to her.
24:36
She takes second at the games.
24:38
Two years in a row we didn't pay
24:40
attention to her.
24:40
After taking second the year before,
24:43
we don't even pay attention to her again.
24:48
And then I think that's where the downfall
24:49
just goes...
24:51
And honestly, I think at that point,
24:54
we stopped marketing the women's division
24:56
of CrossFit.
24:58
Not we.
24:59
Not we.
25:01
Not we.
25:02
CrossFit stopped marketing the women's
25:05
side of CrossFit.
25:06
Don't get it twisted because we had
25:08
nothing to do with that.
25:14
And since then,
25:15
there has been no promotion of any
25:19
athlete.
25:19
No.
25:21
On the women's side.
25:26
A little tiny bit with Lucy Campbell.
25:30
A little tiny.
25:31
A little tiny.
25:33
None with Amy.
25:35
Tried to do a little with Mal,
25:37
I guess.
25:38
Maybe.
25:39
But I think that was more the HWPO
25:41
machine than CrossFit.
25:48
Nothing really with Emma Lawson.
25:53
Like these young,
25:55
really talented women in the sport got no
25:59
recognition.
26:02
Even Tia,
26:04
they have a hard time marketing her.
26:09
Which is, it shouldn't be that hard.
26:14
But yet we have the boys interrupted.
26:18
We have the Aussies.
26:20
We have all of this on the male
26:22
side that's getting marketed.
26:24
And please,
26:25
please don't at me about all this again.
26:30
I love those guys.
26:31
I think they are awesome.
26:33
But it is just way too slanted to
26:36
that one area.
26:40
You've got Ariel Lowen who's blowing it up
26:43
on Instagram.
26:46
It was two years after she podiumed before
26:48
they even showed up at her house.
26:54
That's a sad fact, but it's true.
26:59
Laura Horvat never got any, never,
27:02
ever got any publicity.
27:04
And I don't care if you like her
27:06
or hate her.
27:07
That's the point.
27:09
You either love her or you hate her.
27:12
Polarizing figures sell.
27:15
Every time.
27:17
Every time.
27:19
Look at professional wrestling.
27:21
Perfect example, right?
27:23
You have to have the heel.
27:25
You got to have a heel.
27:26
And it follows along the vein of any
27:30
publicity is good publicity, right?
27:33
It doesn't matter if they're a good guy
27:34
or a bad guy.
27:35
You can still push them.
27:37
Hey, yeah,
27:38
this person's out here beating the people
27:39
that you like.
27:40
You shouldn't like them.
27:41
People are going to pick up on that
27:42
and go like, well,
27:43
I like them because they're beating up on
27:44
those people.
27:46
It's not that hard to do.
27:48
Like I am no kind of marketing person
27:52
whatsoever, but Jesus Christ,
27:53
I've been watching TV for forty something
27:55
years.
27:57
Like it's really hard to figure out,
27:59
you wouldn't think so.
28:00
When we talk about.
28:03
when we talk about television,
28:06
we talk about the best television shows
28:07
are the ones where people are in peril
28:10
for people to be in peril.
28:12
There have to be,
28:14
there has to be evil to the good.
28:17
Yeah.
28:18
Right.
28:19
And when Laura first came,
28:21
she was this young,
28:22
fresh faced person that took second to see
28:27
it in twenty eighteen.
28:28
Yep.
28:31
Did nothing then.
28:33
No.
28:34
Aside from Sean Willen saying,
28:36
somebody get out there and tell this girl
28:37
she's a rookie.
28:39
And that was during the broadcast.
28:43
That's about as far as it went.
28:44
And then it was, oh,
28:45
she can't do handstand pushups.
28:46
She'll never win.
28:51
Yes.
28:51
Follow Clydesdale Media for all the hate.
28:54
Yep.
28:55
Send it all the DMS there.
28:57
It's fine.
29:00
It's fine.
29:00
Well, we are the arbiter of truth.
29:01
We are the arbiter of truth.
29:03
Scott, I'll ignore those like normal.
29:04
It's fine.
29:08
Well, it's just funny.
29:09
Like that.
29:10
It doesn't take much to trigger this
29:11
community.
29:12
No, you can say that.
29:14
Just light it up.
29:16
Not at all.
29:17
They are very excitable bunch.
29:21
but this is literally at five a.m this
29:23
morning this is the stuff that's going
29:25
through my head is could i create some
29:28
content for no rep tv in a way
29:31
and this is one of the because it
29:35
can't be it really you can't use live
29:37
you have to do like a recorded or
29:39
a replay of a live to post
29:42
And I was like,
29:42
what new content could I even come up
29:44
with?
29:45
And then this thing just rolled into my
29:46
head about how lackluster the effort has
29:50
been around the promotion of the women in
29:55
the sport,
29:56
which are just as popular in this sport
29:59
as the men.
30:00
They get paid the exact same.
30:02
They do more or less the exact same
30:05
workouts, right?
30:07
Appropriate weights and measures and all
30:09
that good stuff.
30:10
Well,
30:10
I would argue their social media reach is
30:12
further than the men.
30:14
Absolutely it is for obvious reasons.
30:17
The fact that,
30:19
and I know we've said this a million
30:20
times already,
30:21
but the fact that Amy Kringle's face is
30:22
not on everything right now is wild,
30:27
right?
30:29
wild and it's not just us that's saying
30:31
that i don't remember whose video i was
30:34
saying watching they were talking about it
30:35
live the other day like they don't
30:36
understand why she's not on everything
30:39
right now
30:41
She's your brand new champion.
30:42
She beat the brakes off everybody.
30:44
She's beautiful.
30:45
She's British.
30:45
She's got an English accent.
30:47
She's British.
30:48
She's from the Isle of Man.
30:49
Excuse me.
30:51
She's got all of the things.
30:52
She has a personality.
30:55
She checks every single box.
30:58
So far, what have we gotten?
31:00
She did an interview with Dave Castro the
31:01
other day.
31:02
That's it.
31:05
That's it.
31:10
What are we doing?
31:13
I actually kind of want to buy some
31:14
Kringle Crunch.
31:16
I'm a big fan of granola.
31:20
I want to check it out.
31:25
Omar says, Amy, Gabby,
31:26
Laura showdown this weekend.
31:30
Keep in count.
31:31
Amy has eaten Laura the past couple of
31:34
times they've gone head to head.
31:35
So this should be actually pretty fun.
31:38
And there's some other notables there that
31:41
I would even put above a couple of
31:42
them in the... In fact, I did.
31:45
On my picks on Sunday night,
31:47
I picked Alex Kazan to finish ahead of
31:51
both Gabby and Laura.
31:54
I mean, Alex has won it before,
31:55
hasn't she?
31:56
Didn't she win Rogue?
31:58
No.
31:59
Or she podiumed at Rogue.
32:02
Maybe.
32:06
I actually picked Emma Tall to win.
32:09
Not a bad choice.
32:11
I just can't unsee what I saw at
32:12
WFP.
32:14
Understandable.
32:15
What she did to Amy and Laura at
32:16
that event was remarkable.
32:21
And if she can stay healthy,
32:22
which is the big question,
32:34
got to get US shipping for it.
32:38
I don't even think it's released yet.
32:39
I don't think it comes out until
32:40
Christmas.
32:44
How am I supposed to get my granola?
32:51
The Emmas will have something to say about
32:53
it.
32:55
Emma Tall.
32:55
I picked Emma Tall to win.
32:58
Yeah.
33:00
I just don't think Emma Lawson is made
33:01
for Rogue, personally.
33:08
This is awesome, but this is all Amy.
33:11
That's a hundred percent all Amy.
33:14
The fittest granola on earth.
33:21
You can buy it now,
33:24
but you have to pay for it in
33:28
pounds.
33:32
Yeah, winter.
33:32
I'm going to get right on that.
33:34
Corey,
33:34
fly over there and get us all some.
33:36
Yeah.
33:37
I've never flown across the pond before.
33:39
The furthest I've flown is to Mexico,
33:41
and I don't think it's quite the same
33:42
thing.
33:45
Um...
33:47
will say this it's going to be fun
33:48
to watch this weekend it is the events
33:51
look good um entertaining even they
33:55
brought the hill back now you're skipping
33:58
through my notes dude sorry i didn't see
34:01
him so it's just the furthest first thing
34:05
that came to mind if i would have
34:06
sent them to you would you have looked
34:07
at them yes okay i will say that
34:10
if you sent me to him i definitely
34:11
would have checked him out
34:13
Now,
34:13
I don't know what I have done with
34:14
that information once I had it,
34:15
but I definitely would have read through
34:17
them for sure.
34:21
The Hill is back.
34:22
If Vicky can pull it up.
34:25
Does Chandler Smith slide down it again?
34:29
Let's say no.
34:31
Because that was super cool.
34:35
So this is Motter Hill.
34:38
Motter is Katie's maiden name,
34:41
but it's named after her dad,
34:43
not after her.
34:44
No,
34:45
and Bill's the one that named it after
34:48
her dad.
34:49
Yep.
34:50
When they had the hill in Texas,
34:53
I was volunteering that year,
34:55
and we went and sat on the hill
34:57
to get a picture.
34:59
I could not stop sliding.
35:01
That's how steep it was.
35:05
I like it.
35:06
I don't know if this one,
35:07
this one was built in Europe.
35:09
So this is not the exact same hill
35:12
as in Texas.
35:15
And so it's going to be interesting to
35:18
see how steep this one is.
35:20
But I will just tell you,
35:21
in the group text with Jamie and Carolyn,
35:24
Carolyn's like, oh,
35:25
this is going to be the sprint after
35:27
the back squat.
35:30
All I could say was, woof.
35:33
That's exactly, a matter of fact,
35:37
this morning,
35:38
as soon as Simone brought it up while
35:40
Katie was on the show,
35:41
that's the first thing I thought of.
35:42
It's like, well,
35:43
there's your sprint after the back squat.
35:47
Sprint.
35:48
Yeah.
35:49
Nothing like squatting heavy and then
35:50
trying to sprint up a hill.
35:52
Uphill, both ways in the snow.
35:55
And then stop yourself going back down.
36:00
I don't, bro.
36:02
I'm just having, you know, that, uh, Oh,
36:03
they, when they,
36:06
they chased the rolls of cheese down the
36:08
hill.
36:10
Like that's, that's what I'm, that's the,
36:12
that's the mental picture I'm getting.
36:13
Like when people just,
36:14
just cartwheeling down here.
36:17
You didn't hear, that's the dual.
36:18
That's the dual.
36:19
That would be, that would be so awesome.
36:21
That would be so awesome.
36:22
Like that's,
36:22
and that's what they're using the hill
36:23
for.
36:24
Yep.
36:24
Yep.
36:26
They're going to line up five people, two,
36:28
two wheels of cheese.
36:29
Let's go.
36:30
The two that get it, get to advance.
36:32
The rest are eliminated.
36:33
Oh, that'd be so fun.
36:37
People just rolling out and beating
36:39
themselves up down the hill.
36:41
Oh, that's going to be so good.
36:44
Are they sprinting in lifters?
36:46
Joseph,
36:46
I think us mere mortals would want to
36:49
wear lifters for squatting.
36:51
I haven't worn lifters since like,
36:52
I don't even own lifters.
36:57
But I don't think they would be lifting
36:59
in lifters.
37:01
No.
37:02
this isn't a max squat.
37:05
No, it's four or five.
37:06
Yeah.
37:09
Four or five is the heaviest weight.
37:10
And honestly,
37:12
if they are going to be sprinting up
37:13
the hill, the squats,
37:14
not even important at that point,
37:15
it's getting up and back down that hill.
37:18
Like, I mean,
37:19
not to say that it's not important,
37:20
but in the grand scheme of things,
37:22
if they have to sprint up that hill,
37:24
they're not going to be like running
37:25
through those squats and then try to get
37:27
up that hill.
37:27
Yeah.
37:29
What is going to be funny,
37:30
and God knows I love Colton Mertens,
37:33
but watching Colton Mertens' little legs
37:35
try to get him up the hill and
37:37
then back down again is going to be
37:38
something to see.
37:40
Yep.
37:42
Yep.
37:43
Because as a fellow short person,
37:46
I would not look forward to going up
37:47
that hill and then coming back down
37:50
because I got little legs.
37:51
It's so funny because in the history of
37:53
CrossFit,
37:54
very rarely do you get that event that
37:56
is just –
38:00
We do everything in a straight line on
38:03
a surface.
38:04
That's what made the burden run at Carson
38:08
so cool.
38:09
It changed all that up.
38:12
The hill at Rogue changed all that up.
38:20
Yeah,
38:21
the burden run was when they had to
38:23
run up.
38:24
That's when Sam Briggs was laughing at
38:25
people.
38:25
Is that what I'm thinking of?
38:27
Well,
38:27
the burden run was the carry it running
38:29
with the log and up and around the
38:32
stadium.
38:33
But then you have the berm run that
38:35
they did for everything.
38:36
Yes.
38:38
I just remember like Sam Briggs coming
38:40
back down and like patting what's her face
38:43
on his shoulder as she's going by like,
38:46
you're doing great, sweetie.
38:47
I'm going to go ahead and pass you
38:48
now.
38:49
Oh, that's going to be so good, dude.
38:52
The best thing about Rogue this year is
38:54
for us on the East Coast,
38:57
it's going to be done around noon.
38:59
Yeah.
38:59
You have the whole rest of your day.
39:01
The problem with it is you got to
39:03
get up super early in the morning to
39:05
check it out.
39:06
Or you can get up at normal time,
39:08
put it on,
39:09
and then be caught up with it by
39:10
the time it actually is over with for
39:12
the day.
39:15
On the East Coast,
39:16
it starts at like five or six a.m.
39:18
Yeah, I think six.
39:21
So that's not that bad.
39:22
No.
39:26
It's sliding down a hill loud.
39:28
I think we got to know how they're
39:29
going to use the hill before we know.
39:31
If it's a cheese roll,
39:33
I think all bets are off.
39:34
Flippings, sliding.
39:37
Cartwheeling down the hill.
39:39
Yeah.
39:41
If it's going to be like a sprint,
39:44
that may disallow the sliding.
39:48
And I think we got to put sprint
39:50
in quotation marks because you ain't
39:54
sprinting up that hill.
39:55
You might feel like you're sprinting and
39:57
you go back and watch the video back
39:58
later and be like, good Lord,
39:59
was I really going that slow?
40:01
Yeah, man.
40:01
Or if you sprint the first one,
40:03
you're not sprinting the next few.
40:05
No, no.
40:08
Because I have seen live in Texas,
40:12
people did sprint one of them.
40:14
Yeah.
40:16
That's about how many you got.
40:17
And then they take the slow turn around
40:20
the dummy at the top.
40:22
And then the downward let gravity take
40:25
itself.
40:25
Oh, that would be so good.
40:33
The soapy hill climb.
40:39
Corey just lost his headphones.
40:41
I'd be down with the soapy hill climb.
40:45
Well, that's an event on the Ocho.
40:47
The soapy stair climb.
40:49
It's probably on Flow Elite as well.
40:54
It's a channel right after Pickleball.
40:56
It's a channel right after Pickleball and
40:58
Tag.
40:58
Yeah.
41:01
Cornhole.
41:02
Or the Red Bull ride the bike on
41:04
the balance beam.
41:08
all those red bull things like that give
41:10
me so much anxiety watching them it's not
41:11
even funny and like and it still looks
41:13
like something i would want to do like
41:15
yeah i want to try to ride that
41:15
bike out because you fall you land in
41:17
the water who cares not that big a
41:19
deal but just to be out there and
41:21
just kind of so i feel like you
41:25
need to nail it like you can't just
41:27
try to be all cautious and be like
41:28
oh i'm just gonna ride real slow and
41:30
you're just gonna fall over
41:32
David Johnson wants us to know that you
41:33
can watch the Soapy Hill climb on Flow
41:35
Elite.
41:36
They'll just kick you off three times.
41:38
A hundred percent.
41:43
It just becomes unwatchable at that point.
41:46
Like, we had it on there.
41:47
Yes, you did.
41:48
You did a fantastic, grand job.
41:51
Grand job.
41:55
People.
41:56
All right, what else?
41:57
Do you know Xenom is doing a thing
41:59
at Rogue this year?
42:01
You can do Event Eight just to try
42:03
it out.
42:04
Which one is Event Eight?
42:05
Do you know what Event Eight is?
42:06
Not a clue.
42:06
It is the ski-erg, bike-erg,
42:09
burpee workout.
42:10
Oh, my God.
42:16
Now, I love Xenom.
42:17
I love Wilson Park.
42:18
I love the whole thing.
42:20
But if you're going to do an event
42:21
at Rogue,
42:22
why won't you do the Rhino Pool?
42:23
Nah.
42:26
That would make too much sense.
42:27
That's way too much.
42:29
That's way too.
42:29
Yeah.
42:30
Way too easy.
42:33
Ski or bro.
42:35
I actually had an event like that at
42:36
a comp.
42:37
I did a little comp.
42:38
I did it way back in like twenty
42:40
one, something like that.
42:42
And we literally started on the biker.
42:44
So many calories.
42:44
There's fifty calories on the biker,
42:47
forty calories on a skier and then thirty
42:49
burpees over the line.
42:51
um it's miserable by the way it's
42:54
absolutely terrible do not recommend
42:57
whatsoever um it just doesn't seem like i
43:00
mean i guess it's easy to run all
43:02
you need is some biker some skiers and
43:03
some a spot to do burpees so it's
43:05
probably it's actually probably equipment
43:08
that's already there yeah
43:10
Save on the shipping cost, all that stuff.
43:13
I mean, if they do that,
43:14
they just shouldn't soon just let
43:15
everybody just do their,
43:16
just come do the one minute on the
43:17
bike challenge.
43:18
See how many calories you can get on
43:20
this, on this echo bike,
43:23
which would suck also.
43:27
Yeah.
43:32
I don't know.
43:32
What else we got?
43:33
We got Roman.
43:35
I tried to tell people Sunday night,
43:36
Roman left mayhem.
43:38
Everybody called me a liar.
43:41
Then yesterday, Roman makes a post.
43:45
He's left mayhem.
43:47
As it turns out.
43:52
He is going to start his own thing
43:56
in Madison, Wisconsin.
44:00
Yep.
44:01
Whatever that means.
44:02
I have no idea what that's supposed to
44:03
even come close to meaning.
44:05
Are we about to get critical of training?
44:08
Maybe.
44:10
Because that's what we need is another
44:13
program.
44:15
Absolutely.
44:16
Absolutely.
44:19
God bless him.
44:19
He seems like a really nice guy.
44:21
Never met the man.
44:23
But what does that even mean, Roman?
44:27
I'm just going to go do my own
44:28
thing.
44:28
Are you going to get a job at
44:29
Target?
44:30
Like, what are you doing?
44:32
Fake Savant knows.
44:33
Like, Sunday night,
44:33
I was the arbiter of truth.
44:36
As it turns out.
44:38
and nobody nobody jamie fought me i just
44:42
i was so i could not fight back
44:47
i just was like okay whatever no i
44:50
yeah i watched the monday show sunday show
44:52
monday morning and i was yeah that was
44:54
funny whenever she's like just arguing
44:57
with you about it no he posted he's
44:58
staying no
45:02
The thing is,
45:03
I hear a lot of things,
45:05
but I immediately disassociate it from who
45:09
I heard it from because I don't want
45:10
to reveal any sources.
45:12
Sure.
45:13
Because I want to keep getting
45:14
information.
45:14
Right.
45:15
You know what I'm saying?
45:17
Oh, absolutely.
45:19
I was so under the weather on Sunday
45:21
night.
45:22
I didn't want to reveal a source.
45:23
I didn't want to lose that contact.
45:27
And I just didn't have it in me
45:28
to fight her.
45:31
I had to wait twenty four hours to
45:33
go nanana boo boo.
45:34
This is this is this is what I
45:35
do when I have information like that.
45:37
They're like,
45:38
I'm pretty sure is I'm correct.
45:40
I'm on it.
45:40
Somebody's just arguing about it.
45:42
I just go, OK.
45:45
Like, you know what?
45:48
You are free to have that.
45:50
You are free to be wrong.
45:51
That's perfectly fine.
45:52
You can be wrong as much as you
45:53
need to.
45:55
One of us is going to apologize in
45:56
a few days.
45:58
Not a big deal.
45:59
And just kind of let it fly out
46:00
there.
46:00
Mostly because I'm an asshole, but I mean,
46:02
whatever.
46:05
Well, that's Jamie and I's relationship.
46:06
We just, that's just.
46:08
No, yeah, no, it made,
46:10
it made for entertaining watching.
46:11
I'll put it to you like that.
46:14
uh train says that roman is going to
46:16
come up with his own um programming and
46:18
the tagline is you will lose you will
46:21
lose after i break you russian bear
46:25
programming by roman knickoff he's teaming
46:30
up with dolph lundgren to come up with
46:32
i mean i mean why wouldn't you i
46:38
will break you
46:40
Or I must break you, actually,
46:41
is what he said.
46:43
I must break you.
46:45
Training Montage.
46:47
Maybe that would be an amazing name for
46:49
his training program.
46:53
Let's just call it Training Montage.
46:55
That'd be fantastic.
46:57
Hey, that's free, Roman.
47:01
Just use it, brother.
47:03
Just use it.
47:04
Wow, it's very nice.
47:09
That's very nice.
47:13
I like this.
47:13
Wayne Short says,
47:15
maybe he was in one of the richest
47:16
rentals, so the move had to come first.
47:20
Hey, man, look, your lease is coming up.
47:21
I need you to do something.
47:24
Renew it or whatnot.
47:27
I moved to Madison.
47:29
I've debated saying this out loud,
47:31
but is Roman even Roman anymore?
47:35
No.
47:36
I don't think he is.
47:37
I mean, look, the man and I'm not,
47:39
I'm not the guy I like.
47:40
I hate the term washed because like you
47:44
should be given the opportunity to keep
47:45
competing and do whatever.
47:47
Sure.
47:48
Like he gets a lot of airtime for
47:51
someone that has not mattered on the,
47:56
on the leaderboard for a while.
48:01
Three years, four years.
48:06
When did he break his foot?
48:10
That was the Adler year,
48:11
so that would have been twenty three.
48:12
Twenty three.
48:13
So, yeah, three years.
48:17
It hasn't been the same since.
48:19
I don't know if that's the two things
48:21
are probably not related.
48:22
It's just that other people have came up
48:24
and they're better.
48:26
Well, let's be honest.
48:27
Everybody's saying the ankle.
48:29
Sure.
48:30
But the other thing is it took him
48:31
eight years to get here.
48:33
Yeah, to literally arrive.
48:35
He got a very late start because he
48:37
could not get into our country.
48:42
Yeah.
48:42
And he lost probably the prime of his
48:43
career.
48:46
So I'm not like dogging him.
48:48
And he has every right to compete and
48:50
do all those things.
48:53
He gets a lot of news attention for
48:55
someone that really hasn't mattered on the
48:57
leaderboard.
48:57
Yeah.
49:00
And again,
49:02
because Joseph said he's a fan favorite,
49:05
kind of like Colton.
49:07
Absolutely.
49:07
People love to see him.
49:09
They saw him come out there heroically
49:10
doing double unders on one foot and
49:13
whatnot.
49:14
Oh, my God.
49:15
Please don't call that heroic.
49:17
not mouth.
49:18
It's not,
49:18
I'm just repeating what people said.
49:21
That's how people saw it.
49:23
I know, you know,
49:25
there's nothing heroic about it.
49:26
Fucking foot was broken.
49:27
And then he had no choice,
49:28
but to do a moment for it.
49:30
But people see that and they go,
49:32
Oh my God,
49:33
he's out there and he's just going to,
49:35
well, yeah, he's a competitor.
49:37
He was in podium position.
49:39
Like he was,
49:40
of course he's going to try to finish.
49:41
Like, why wouldn't he?
49:42
But people see that.
49:44
And in their mind, they built it up.
49:45
Like he's a,
49:46
like he's some sort of folk hero at
49:47
that, uh, at that point.
49:49
And it makes him a fan favorite.
49:50
And therefore that sticks with people
49:53
because look, and you know, this would,
49:57
cause we're not far off from being aged.
49:59
How long ago was the nineties Scott?
50:00
Um,
50:02
How long ago was the nineties?
50:04
Right.
50:04
Six years ago.
50:05
How old was it in your head is
50:07
the nineties.
50:08
Cause in my head,
50:08
the nineties was zehn years ago.
50:10
Like, like, like, like, like, like, like,
50:12
like, like, like, like, like, like, like,
50:13
like, like, like, like, like, like, like,
50:14
like, I'm pretty sure.
50:15
Right.
50:16
So that kind of,
50:17
that kind of memory sticks in people's
50:19
heads.
50:20
And that's what they see whenever they see
50:22
him.
50:22
They remember that, right.
50:23
It's an emotional thing.
50:25
People were crying.
50:25
Like he's holding up his son at the
50:27
end of it and whatnot.
50:28
So.
50:28
Oh, good God.
50:30
Hey, listen.
50:31
Hate it all you want.
50:32
It's a trap.
50:34
If you want to trigger me,
50:35
that is the thing you bring up.
50:39
That is like the thing that pisses me
50:42
off more than anything.
50:45
Yeah.
50:45
I get it.
50:45
Master Ranger won the games with a
50:47
punctured lung.
50:49
I'm aware.
50:50
But no.
50:51
It was bruised.
50:52
Close enough.
50:52
Yeah.
50:53
Right.
50:54
It cracked ribs.
50:56
Roman went out and hopped on a foot.
50:57
Yeah.
50:59
That happens every day in the playground
51:01
at my daughter's elementary school.
51:07
I'm not arguing with you.
51:08
I'm just telling you that is the
51:09
perception people have in their heads,
51:13
right?
51:13
Especially casual fans.
51:15
Like, oh,
51:16
you remember when he did that and he
51:17
came out?
51:17
Yeah,
51:17
he was trying to frigging win three
51:19
hundred thousand dollars.
51:20
I would have been, too.
51:22
I'd have been trying to do it with
51:22
no feet if I could have.
51:24
You understand?
51:24
Like, can I, like, do it?
51:25
And the crazy thing is,
51:29
four nights earlier in the Masters finals,
51:31
there were, like,
51:32
eight guys hopping on one foot because
51:34
their calves were torn.
51:35
Yeah.
51:39
Hell, the adaptives went,
51:40
they went one foot because they had to.
51:42
Because they have to.
51:45
Washington, dude,
51:46
we put this guy on a pedestal and
51:47
give him Spirit of the Games because he
51:49
came out and hopped on a foot.
51:51
There's a dude,
51:51
there's guys in the adaptive division that
51:54
can snatch more than me and they only
51:55
got one arm.
51:58
Like...
51:59
You got to play the court that you
52:05
have, and that's what he did.
52:07
And like I said,
52:08
I'm not arguing with you about it.
52:09
I'm just telling you that's how people see
52:11
stuff.
52:12
And I'm just telling you,
52:13
if you want to trigger me,
52:18
that is the event of the CrossFit Games
52:21
world that will trigger me in a heartbeat.
52:25
That's fair.
52:26
Literally,
52:26
they announced him as Spirit of the Games
52:28
winner.
52:29
I went, oh, bullshit.
52:30
I got up and walked right out of
52:31
the arena,
52:32
and I went back to the media room
52:34
to collect my stuff.
52:35
Scott said, I'm going to read a book.
52:37
This is how important this is.
52:41
It's how much bullshit this is.
52:45
I was furious, dude.
52:46
I'm about to punch Lamar Burton in the
52:48
face.
52:57
oh god damn it oh man he hopped
53:00
on one leg he'd be great for the
53:04
potato sack race or a three-legged race
53:10
his leg to my leg i'm gonna come
53:12
down here oh good night oh there you
53:20
go wayne short only surpassed by rebecca
53:22
at the capitol
53:24
Yeah, let's... Yeah, but... I am...
53:34
I am... Yes.
53:36
And look, and to be fair,
53:37
Scott loves Rebecca Fusile.
53:41
Rebecca, that deserved every bit it got.
53:45
That is about what the spirit of...
53:49
this methodology is cheering that last
53:52
person on.
53:53
That was, it wasn't made up.
53:56
It wasn't conjured up.
53:58
It just happened.
54:00
They also didn't give her a spirit of
54:01
the games that year.
54:02
They did not.
54:07
They did not.
54:09
I love this.
54:09
Scott went in the media room and flipped
54:11
the table.
54:12
This is some bullshit.
54:13
Do you know what the funniest thing is?
54:19
The funniest thing is I'm walking back to
54:21
the media area, and I run into Savan,
54:24
and Savan goes,
54:25
what did you think about Spirit of the
54:26
Games?
54:27
Literally,
54:28
as I'm walking out because of the Spirit
54:30
of the Games.
54:31
Scott's got steam coming out of his ears
54:33
at that moment.
54:34
Savan's like,
54:35
what did you think about Spirit of the
54:36
Games?
54:36
To be fair, he was pissed, too.
54:42
He thought it was a stupid call.
54:44
Right.
54:46
But literally, I am out of the arena,
54:48
heading back to the media room,
54:50
and Siobhan's like,
54:51
what did you think of that?
54:59
Oh.
55:00
Well,
55:00
I'm going to go hop on one foot
55:02
now.
55:03
Yeah.
55:04
Send all awards and Venmos, too.
55:07
Yep.
55:08
Yep.
55:08
It's in the thing.
55:10
It's in the thing.
55:10
Buy a shirt while you're at it.
55:13
You wouldn't wait to get to the editing
55:14
room to jazz me up.
55:17
I'm already jazzy.
55:17
Getting jazzy, getting jazzy,
55:29
getting jazzy.
55:29
Lunch with the Clydesdale cowboy in the
55:30
saddle.
55:30
Lunch with the Clydesdale cowboy in the
55:32
saddle.
55:32
Talking to reps,
55:33
real life strength in the battle.
55:36
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
55:38
we covered it all.
55:41
Midday motivation every time you press
55:43
call.
55:46
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cavalry in the
55:47
heat.
55:48
CrossFit movies, music on repeat.
55:50
Half-hour hustle, yeah,
55:51
we're building that brand.
55:52
Grab a plate, shoot it.