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HHBSO 3: Padam Padam Pt. 1 (w/ David) · He's Hot but Something's Off...

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  Hello editing. Joey here.
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  This week's podcast will be split into two episodes because
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  David and I we talked for so long that were reported for one
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  full hour. So the first part is what you're
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  listening to right now will be for 30 minutes and then went
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  dead. Listen to that, go listen to the
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  next part, which is also up at the same time for another 30
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  minutes enjoy. Hello.
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  Welcome to he's hot but something's off with me, just
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  Joey tea. And this week again we have a
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  special guest. David David, how's it going?
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  Padam padam I'm here and I'm alive and I'm actually got more
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  energy. This this one.
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  So yes I am. I have my serotonin I have most
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  of my throat back. Like my congestions mostly gone
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  from synergies back to 90 out of 100.
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  Hundred nine out of ten, whatever, whatever.
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  Fractions. But I am back baby, I am back.
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  Yeah. So for people that don't know
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  David that well on last week's episode of the podcast that
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  wasn't really the normal usual David because he was quite tired
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  from EDC and I kind of sort of made him do episode of the
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  podcast with me only like a couple days after he Been at EDC
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  Vegas. Actually being here are I should
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  do not recall my God same sort of familiar but then I was like,
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  wait a second. It was a fever dream.
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  It was this time last week. It was we recorded the same day
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  last week. Yeah, so is exactly 0, 7 days
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  ago that way we courted. Last week's episode.
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  Yeah, well, yeah, Adam. So, there we go.
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  So we've been just sitting around the house.
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  Literally, we are we are home bodies.
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  We talked about it before, all of those who have I was so sick.
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  Animals are poor, you really, that's x, 2, Broke Girls, your
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  automatic? Well, I don't pour, yeah, yeah,
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  I'll just most thicker than normal.
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  I just don't want to get other people sick.
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  So I was just sort of just like the post circuit party little
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  Post-it shouldn't throw their could call for something.
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  Yeah. I mean but it wasn't that bad
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  the desert. Yeah.
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  And what mean did it is destroy my like it destroyed my nostrils
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  like so much dust sand crab got on.
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  It is very well, it was weird. It's very dusty in the desert
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  and also the air is quite dry. You know if you're not Used to
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  that lower humidity. That's irritating for your life.
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  I'll put something in my nose. Is the joke to be really
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  obnoxious but in when I pulled it out it was a lot of it.
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  I think not a sport candy, licorice.
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  No, it was probably like drugs. So no, you know what to put in
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  the G vile as a joke, I just put it in there and then anyways as
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  a joke I don't know. This is I don't know if this is
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  Kosher for to put onto that all you can.
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  You can you can censor. And they can think there was a
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  bacon or something. I wouldn't as a joke and then
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  When I pulled it out the like someone's like it.
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  You bleeding on my God, I didn't realize, I wasn't bleeding,
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  until I put an object, a foreign object.
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  So you shoved, a little each, a piece of plastic up your nose.
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  Yes, I did. And then for comedic relief, but
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  comedic, we're not really. But if people laugh, they did in
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  the guess they were like, oh my God, he's bleeding.
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  You're oh, so okay, but only after I put in there, so it was
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  my own fault. Well done.
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  Yeah, you're leaving, but you shove that up your nose of hers,
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  maybe Leona Lewis's, Bleeding Love came on, and I was like,
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  doubt that Leona Lewis came on while you were stopped in the
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  middle of Cappy. These studies show that shit
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  only at you like I like I left it was like some sort of EDM mix
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  now. You're like I doubt that it has
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  come on. You're just shade you hate you
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  hate Leona Lewis. That is not true.
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  Just Joey Heights Leona, that is not true.
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  Fact putting the Wikipedia, well.
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  Well well there's no wikipedia page about me.
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  I've never search. Maybe there is, I think, I think
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  if people search your name they'll find other thing.
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  What of their what? I sometimes do Google searches
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  on my name, the thing is there a lot of Joey Tings out there but
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  you're just you're eating now you just do is he?
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  Yeah it was if he was searched my just Joey tea like they just
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  get like my you to my Instagram that stuff and it's like
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  whatever. Well the really popular like
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  honest. Um I'd like chosen to put on the
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  internet so it's I don't what's out there?
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  Well the algorithm is like it tells you about the cruise
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  videos right there. The biggest yeah.
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  Just without the ones we like to tens of.
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  Yeah so it brings up a ton of the you too.
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  He owes you bring up some stuff from my Instagram likes, random
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  photos here and there. I mean I haven't like, yeah, but
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  I don't I would be surprised if there is a Wikipedia, But if you
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  look me up, I have a puck. Yes, I'm a doctor and I have a
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  park in Canada where all the homeless people live.
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  Also, in Vancouver, in downtown, there is a park called David
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  Lampard. Everyone's been in it.
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  Everyone's been in it, every homeless person was being in.
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  It, it's just a freaking. So if I think it was kind of
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  nice, Nice. But then I like it's actually a
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  nice place. It is so nice.
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  Part is quite large but it sort of makes more sense.
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  If it was like trashy is actually a nice.
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  Well yeah it would mirror your situation more.
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  It was like small tight trashy, not tight, not small, loose
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  trashy, loose Lucy, Liu, Lucy, many visitors, many visitors
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  tire marks everywhere. Like all the food is everywhere
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  and just destroyed and isolated like it barks me to basically
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  just Destroy Diaz gets kidneys hiromi da like, yeah, I mean
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  it's trash Meda, okay, so it Korean agreed.
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  I don't think you have time to go into exactly how trashy and
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  slutty, you are on this podcast. But trashy.
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  Yes, Sonny intermittently was the last time you had sex.
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  It's buffering. It's buffering.
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  It was very recent. Yeah, but I mean before that it
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  could have been another could have been hours before before
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  incidents. It's like a roller coaster.
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  There's like it, says, Peaks and valleys are times when you're
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  having sex and times when you're having sex is actually this is
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  actually there's a week swear I don't so actually, yeah.
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  And then it's like, then it's a catch-up, the average probably
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  the same. You know, I probably said the
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  average is probably the same. And then it's just it has Peaks,
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  and then there's just like drought which I'm fine with
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  actually. Yeah, I mean, no one has a well
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  actually, I was gonna say not. I mean maybe a lot of people do.
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  I was going to say, no one has like a very steady flow of sex,
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  but actually maybe a lot of people probably do or what do
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  those in relationships. I think it's because it's
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  stable. I think for us it's more like
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  Peaks and valleys. Yeah, I don't mind that I kind
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  of like the fact that I can have weeks even months without I
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  guess that's the time for healing and closure later on.
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  Wait for us in the most literal sense.
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  I don't know when I'm, when I'm at home here in La.
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  I don't get much of an urge to like, go looking.
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  It's the home in the way, they know, know when I'm home.
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  It's yeah. Like it's nothing don't shit
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  where you eat. Just I'm a sexual eunuch.
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  I'm a I'm a I'm a Kindle with no parts like, there's nothing.
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  Yeah. Well I mean doesn't mean just me
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  like whatever just give me food for me is like I've got like
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  I've got, you know, Thing. I was like, I'm going to the
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  gym. I've got work.
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  I've got chores, I got a house to take care of, like it's not
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  really like a thing. But I, when I'm traveling is,
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  usually when I'm, you know, I don't have chores, I don't have
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  to take care of anything as like, especially but it's a
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  vacation trip. It's like, well, I've got
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  nothing to have nothing to do, but have fun.
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  And the thing is, this is a heteronormative life versus our
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  lives or even outside of partying.
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  I think it's easier. For those people who want to
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  find sex sex now with the growth of the apps and all you're just
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  a for those who want it. There is there.
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  And I'm not going there to iook anyone's yum and so for those
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  who own to that, then how you all the power to you, whatever,
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  whatever flight whatever makes you happy if you're not hurting
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  anybody then you know do it and it's consensual of course.
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  Yep. Yeah.
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  Wow. Your that's that's a good
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  message. Yeah do it.
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  What show is he is not the point of this podcast to be all you
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  know. No, yeah, it's not like a loli
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  possible, I guess sometimes we give we might give good advice.
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  Yea. So just go e or just no way.
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  Then don't stop just stop, it's easier.
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  Just to no, no means. It name is just a name.
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  Is it just just going? Yeah, just go or just no.
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  Just no, just give me Barbra get, dude.
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  Give me Barbra and I'll can sense anything.
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  Oh, my God. You told me out of the house
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  with Boba. I did, I know you.
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  Pick me up. I picked you up last week from
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  From a place because it was right after EDC and you're
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  crashing with someone and I know you are wanted to stay with me
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  for the rest of the time. And I messaged you just be like,
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  oh, do you need a ride Davis at? No, I think, you know, I have a
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  ride and I said, well, it's an excuse to get buh buh so he's
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  like, oh yeah. I take a ride to just
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  instantaneous like before he even finished the, a of bow but
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  I wasn't over. We got, but we only gamble.
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  But why did you like unable you? But I mean, we enable each other
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  like the amount of chips that we've eaten Yeah.
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  I mean, I don't need a reason to eat junk food, but I feel you do
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  but you never need a reason. If I'm here, I will always say
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  yes to any ice cream or fried chicken or food but now you're
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  dieting. Yeah.
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  So I'm almost always poking, you know this, I'm almost always
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  bugging eating everything but I'm not, I'm not this exactly
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  chubby or whatever, but I just want to slim down a little bit
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  for the summer. Hey, so just for like the next
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  like three or four weeks. I'm just going to cut back a
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  little Bet on yeah, on the eating.
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  So I'm not going to be bulking per se so you want to be a
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  little more careful. What I eat.
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  So not as much Boba weight but by but those balls have nothing
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  like nutritious but unless you get it without sugar, it's just,
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  you know, like Boba is mostly just sugar and then I added ice
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  cream on mine and it was fucking weird.
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  Yeah, we just we went to kak. Barbecue was last night, two
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  nights ago, bro. What's your nights ago at that
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  really sketchy place with the older?
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  Um, blue sketchy outside, but the place was nice.
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  But yeah, we went to K, get the Korean barbecue a couple of days
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  ago and then I noticed it when we were driving, we're looking
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  for parking that. There was a Boba place like just
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  down the street. Yeah so right after dinner we
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  got Boba and we're ordering tapping on the screen and then
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  you add it ice cream. Apparently, you can add a scoop
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  of ice cream on to your bowl but it was like very weird.
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  What's good though? Right?
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  I mean, Osterman, anything is good but then it's just didn't
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  size of portable. Yeah.
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  But sometimes. Yeah, but sometimes certain It's
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  like just don't go like those things by themselves.
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  Tastes great. What would you combine those
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  things? It kind of tastes mass that was
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  just before we went out and always full and like all the
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  bow. But everybody was stuck in my
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  stomach or this was some day. Yes.
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  Yes. So this is Sunday.
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  So this is it was Memorial Day weekend this past weekend in the
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  US. And the one party we went to was
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  DJ survey, one of our favorite DJ circuit DJ's was spinning.
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  At what, Hi was one of my favorites but what happened?
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  He didn't spin padam padam. Okay, what?
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  So now he's dropped. Yeah.
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  Well, you should have marched up to the DJ booth and be like,
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  hey, it's Suri. What the fuck?
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  Adam, padam answer, it's the new.
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  It's the new bird /. If you walk down the street,
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  maybe same exams. Now, Miley Get out.
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  No, no, no. He likes Kylie, he's gay.
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  It's like in your blood. Why don't you unable to?
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  Hey, Carly! Okay.
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  So well, so you're saying, as gays, we are obligated to like
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  Kylie Minogue. The new grading.
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  If you see someone in the office and you suspect his guy, you
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  just go to him. My theory, my theory, you've
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  write the words PA di am, and you just, what is this word?
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  A normal person might say, padam, but the One would be
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  like, param padam, I hear it and I know padam padam, but it
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  doesn't mean you're hitting on them, right?
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  It's just it's just a marker. If the gig reading of the sun,
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  is the new birth? Yeah.
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  It's the new piece on do that. Does it like trigger?
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  It's like OK, Google will they think No One's Gonna Listen to?
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  It's like do my phone go off but I don't know.
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  Know know what did it won't do that?
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  The new grid is just padam, padam, padam padam, Google works
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  good. Okay, sorry.
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  I didn't hear that. But I've got those guy go,
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  Google, Nest, things. And it just, I forgot to turn
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  off the mic on that. Oh shit.
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  Yeah. So do please don't say those
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  words? Yeah.
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  Don't say the key, right? Anyways, but yeah, but it was
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  actually a good party so it was you too.
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  Serena hide in West Hollywood is kitty-corner.
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  From the gym, I go to which is the Crunch Gym.
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  It was actually very cute. So when the times when you were
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  conscious Is it was like there was it was basically two people.
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  There was two peeps of times if it were there, right?
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  The people with a massive eye bags and zombies.
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  And so you went to a DC last week and then everyone else who
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  was fresh face and was like pretty fresh look, will you wear
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  your eyes open? Hey, but hey, you got home safe.
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  You, hey, this is my podcast and I would not tolerate that type
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  of talk. I'm I got you got, you got home
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  safely. He woke.
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  He got him, safely left. Say, you know, I was little I
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  was a little tired and yours may have been a little bit sleepy
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  and you're responsible. Yeah.
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  But you know I as a result I left a little early took himself
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  home and got him. God himself home responsibly by
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  himself. Yeah, I walked home.
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  He was closed. We both walked out together
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  earlier. Yeah, actually, I mean, We Made
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  It by 10:30. We made it in by 10:30.
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  We had these are discounted tickets where it was cheaper.
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  If you got there by 10:30 and literally as we got through
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  security it. Was 10:30 on that.
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  Yeah, I think it's a good thing for events to do to bring people
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  in earlier. So, you know, yeah.
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  Because you don't want everyone showing up like later and have
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  it be dead in the how to be really dead?
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  And another two o'clock anyway. So getting that 10:30 you'd get
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  yeah wait out there and the more it is not a mess, most people
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  out of the town, right? Uptown in Memorial Day, is a
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  very popular holiday for Peter. Travel is pretty much the the
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  for me, is the long weekend, that kind of kicks off the
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  summer time, you know, I think Please not summer yet.
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  Yep. But you know, it's like the
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  First Big Weekend of like spring summer ish.
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  Well, I think it's a sort of the the party season for the well,
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  it's the weekend right before pride month, this is always the
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  last weekend in May. My more than we saw main three
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  p's wrap in sekolah, Palm Springs.
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  Has that des autopia and then Peavy yeah, pin Pig.
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  So he definitely that we didn't make it to any of those.
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  Please know we made it too hard though.
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  Really, I'm not The three p's he didn't wish for the in didn't
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  make it to like we knew about Pensacola, we knew about PV, I
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  actually did look into into some of those Pensacola requires you
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  to it's in a remote area. So you kind of have to plan it
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  up just a little bit, but it's Florida remote.
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  No. But Pensacola that part
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  Pensacola itself is, is almost like a, it's like a, it's not in
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  the middle of a city or something like that.
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  Oh, I like a slightly remote. I thought you were being part of
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  shady or know. I was, I wasn't being You're
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  like I want Florida to be remote Like That Swing States swing the
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  hell out of here now that wasn't shape.
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  Okay but yeah there's like one hotel that is walking distance
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  to like this parking lot or like the beach where they have the
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  Pensacola parties. I looked into it but I didn't
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  book it because I was like ages ago and I did look at p&v Pride
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  because we talked about a little bit just like very tentatively
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  not in like a super serious way but like fights to PVR like for
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  whatever reason are super expensive probably for At recent
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  because there's no I think like just pricing in general.
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  This year was like my way more expense in the previous years.
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  But I've been to PV before, I'm not for this exact weekend, but
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  I've been to PV for like Thanksgiving weekend, which is
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  also a popular weekend. Go down the TV and it used to be
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  like maybe seven, eight hundred bucks.
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  Now, it's like over 1,000. So, like something is happened
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  with or at least with United. Something's Happened of the PV.
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  Flights is so expensive. That Aunt is tipping for no
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  reason they did, didn't they? Yeah, like he is the screen, it
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  was good. Sisters me for a fucking tip.
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  They would now Google's like to and I'd tip you want to add to
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  everything? I'm like, what the hell?
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  No, no, it's not. It's so, I think a lot of, a lot
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  of our listeners on this podcast are based in North America.
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  There's actually a decent number of listeners.
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  I think, looking at the stats that are necessarily A but
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  tipping is not an Australian thing.
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  It's lip predominantly like North American thing.
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  Yeah, because I don't think it's even done in use in Europe.
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  I don't think it's in Europe. Yeah, so I definitely times
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  that. You've Visited before you've
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  bitched about. If you ever have to calculate a
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  tip? I'll just give us like nose on
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  my bar. Just tell me what the tip is.
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  Yeah, you literally blank outputs in the US for those that
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  are not familiar and also Canada, you know, you go to like
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  a restaurant for dinner, the bill comes and it's like,
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  however, much amount. You know, if it's usually it's
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  not the gratuity or the tip is not included and you're supposed
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  to like, fill in what you would want to tip, and there, what the
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  total is On the paper Bill and also the back when it was paper
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  and the tax is also not included.
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  No, I wouldn't. When the bill comes to taxes in
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  the total. Yeah.
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  And then left the solar chargers and the service fees yet.
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  Any any of the taxes and fees is in the total when the bill
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  comes. But then the tip is for you to
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  add on top of that subtotal basically and then you arrived.
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  I like the final total, the grand total.
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  Yeah, I don't mind that but I'm like the dumbest Tool Shed in
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  the lightbulb. What what what?
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  Anyways, so I'm with the not the sharpest tool in the Light.
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  I'm Not The Brightest Bulb, your stupid that one.
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  So what the fuck? Do you know what about?
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  Well, I'm not that. Yeah, so I'm okay with that.
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  But my issue is, like, if you gotta like a and I asked my
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  American friends, when do you tip?
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  When do you not write some? Like, if you go up to like a
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  Subway sandwich person and you go up and you got to buy the
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  product, they make it for you but you've got to pick it up and
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  then they'd spin that stupid thing around and it's like it's
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  going to ask you a few questions that's kind of like that's kind
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  of a covid thing. The fuck do I do it?
• 18:27
  Like so. So my understanding of the
• 18:32
  Tipping etiquette and this is usually that if you had people
• 18:39
  wait on you and you sat down and have people bring things to you
• 18:42
  or like kind of provide you a service at a table like a
• 18:44
  sit-down restaurant, you tip. Yeah.
• 18:46
  That's what it is. It's like a fast food type of
• 18:49
  thing at McDonald's Subway, we're like yes, you know, your
• 18:51
  order at the counter and, like, it's fast food and you just
• 18:53
  ease. Yes, don't tip.
• 18:55
  Yeah, that's what I thought. Is just a default like Coffee.
• 18:57
  Like you don't usually tip up Arista.
• 18:59
  Yeah. But now they just spin that
• 19:00
  freaking thing around. That's the new with covid
• 19:03
  because you know, before covid, not that many like coffee shops
• 19:09
  or Subway's or whatever, you know, like how to tablet that
• 19:13
  you have to punch. And tap on when to pay with
• 19:17
  covid, they wanted everything to be like, you know, less contact,
• 19:21
  right? So it accelerated all the
• 19:24
  retailers Transition to like all digital have the tablet.
• 19:29
  A check out for everything is queer codes as well.
• 19:32
  The QR codes. I think we're codes.
• 19:35
  QR know, What? But does this a something?
• 19:40
  I don't know. Oh, probably, but it's not, it
• 19:42
  doesn't stop for queer. Oh, everything is okay.
• 19:45
  I just, it's phonetically queer. How would you?
• 19:48
  How would you say QR q? R where Q are not only each
• 19:51
  other. It's cute one syllables is it
• 19:53
  clear? Yeah.
• 19:55
  Okay, really. We need to feed you some matter
• 19:57
  or something. But anyways so during covid, all
• 20:01
  the Retailer's converted to using like the you know, tablets
• 20:05
  for check out for Thing from like a convenience store,
• 20:08
  7-Eleven to like Starbucks coffee shops, all places are
• 20:11
  doing it and those systems. It's easy to just like click a
• 20:16
  button and have it. Ask for a tip for every customer
• 20:20
  and every transaction. So, everyone's doing it now,
• 20:22
  like every coffee shops, every card, every coffee shop, has a
• 20:26
  tablet, and it every tablet is programmed to ask you for a tip.
• 20:30
  Yeah, does it matter if you're buying, like, A coffee or you're
• 20:34
  buying like a candy bar at a 7-Eleven core your so that's the
• 20:38
  problem. Like everything, every single
• 20:42
  establishment reach out as far as you can go into is asking you
• 20:45
  for a tip. So as a North American resident,
• 20:48
  you have no guilt and saying turning that fucking bitch
• 20:51
  around and be like zero well I don't do it like that.
• 20:55
  Like I don't. Yeah, the thing is like the
• 20:57
  people that are working, the register they didn't set up the
• 21:00
  tablet to ask for a tip. The company corporate did like
• 21:05
  the Starbucks person that's bringing up.
• 21:07
  Your morning coffee, isn't the person that program that tablet
• 21:11
  to ask you for a tip, the tablet comes pre-programmed.
• 21:13
  They are just trying to ring up your order so you don't so you
• 21:17
  don't, as I don't, I don't like look them in the eighth.
• 21:19
  Like, I don't like, like stare them down while I click whatever
• 21:23
  to, like, show my disapproval, that this thing is asking for
• 21:26
  it. So easy tips.
• 21:28
  Okay. To not tip delivery.
• 21:32
  And so Zone us, Let's rephrase when to pick, pick up with
• 21:35
  something you pick up and it's like fat like a faster
• 21:37
  situation. Subway, McDonald's, Starbucks
• 21:40
  Coffee anything to pick up there, here's the question.
• 21:43
  If I picked up dinner generally the my understanding of the
• 21:47
  etiquette is that if it's a pickup, usually, you do not tip.
• 21:49
  Okay. So I tip this person money, just
• 21:53
  the tip before for my Korean chicken, how do you tip them?
• 21:56
  I put custom just and then I put to 200 because that's like three
• 22:01
  Australian dollars. Well, I mean the thing it will
• 22:04
  covid it really kind of threw the Tipping etiquette kind of
• 22:09
  for Loop because like during covid obviously there are all
• 22:12
  these people doing deliver delivery.
• 22:13
  You tip they don't they're like they're bringing you the food
• 22:16
  like they're hopping in the car driving like 20 30, 40 minutes.
• 22:19
  Now do you tip an Uber? I don't tip for Ubers and lyft's
• 22:23
  for rides. I know the option is in there.
• 22:26
  Okay, but I personally don't. Wasn't the tip?
• 22:29
  The Stars? No, that's just a rating.
• 22:31
  The second review is like a But that's like the rating that's
• 22:34
  not a crash. That's the money Otis default
• 22:37
  given five stars because I feel bad.
• 22:39
  I just click on five either. I skip it, I just click on fire.
• 22:42
  What do we think I should with? That system is like it, seems
• 22:44
  it? Other thing that the system's
• 22:45
  right it doesn't seem right. But five stars seems to be like
• 22:49
  default unless you do something wrong, right?
• 22:51
  Yeah. What's a wheelie pop star should
• 22:52
  really be like excellent fucking excellent.
• 22:54
  Oh my God, here's the thing. So this is a story that I have.
• 22:57
  So this was when I was in college and had a car at the
• 23:00
  time and I brought the car into the deal.
• 23:03
  Like the dealer, I got the car to serve as it was it was like
• 23:06
  needed oil change or whatever and went to pick up was done
• 23:11
  when the pick it up and I went to pay and the guy was like, oh
• 23:14
  we have this like survey for the service like a customer
• 23:18
  satisfaction survey and he said, oh, it's like a scale of like 1
• 23:22
  to 10. Anything that's not a tennis
• 23:25
  fail, so could you please give us a 10 for me?
• 23:28
  That's kind of. So like fishing for a tip.
• 23:30
  Yeah, because for be like 10, other 10 means Like you did
• 23:33
  nothing wrong but it was like very average service.
• 23:35
  Honestly. I feel like it wasn't very good
• 23:37
  so I didn't give them a 10. Well, I mean it's weird because
• 23:40
  like, if you guys for like writings in other things, I had
• 23:43
  you at the movie, I was like an 8 out of 10.
• 23:45
  That's a really good. Yeah.
• 23:47
  Because like, tenants is perfect.
• 23:49
  It's our know, it's a weird. Maybe I'm just thinking, I
• 23:52
  think, in either lift, I've situation it is a little skewed.
• 23:56
  The five-star is kind of sort of like the default but like it but
• 24:00
  I'm looking at the stars after I get it.
• 24:03
  I'd I'm kind of thinking I mean unless there was something
• 24:06
  particularly bad about it, usually like I've got no excuse
• 24:10
  to like in for lack of a better word, like ruined, their overall
• 24:15
  rating, but I got anything less than a five.
• 24:16
  Yeah, I can follow all those know how much the ratings mean
• 24:21
  for drivers and stuff. I agree.
• 24:23
  And that's why over Overworld prior you were down in Sydney.
• 24:27
  My Uber rating dropped, like .0, like, dropped point, because we
• 24:31
  were earlier on this, your calling, Carson was like a bunch
• 24:33
  of messy. Gays crawling into like like so
• 24:36
  I wanted to say, well, like seven guys crawling into like
• 24:39
  some SUV and like being really the world we were we.
• 24:44
  But the thing is, we actually weren't because we're going to
• 24:48
  look. I mean, we will moment, we're
• 24:50
  missing the party but actually in the car were generally on
• 24:54
  objectively rested. Gently.
• 24:55
  Okay. Well Pride, at least, I don't
• 24:58
  know what you do. Other thing is, there's me one
• 25:01
  or two instance, we're talking here of, but We're not actually,
• 25:05
  I think we were just like my thing dropped, like point 0.40,
• 25:10
  right now, I've you - but my, I don't really use Uber too much.
• 25:14
  So I guess my number of rides is low, but my job to like 4.88 and
• 25:19
  it was four point nine three. It's I mean it's high best
• 25:24
  express it. Wasn't I wanted to blame
• 25:26
  homophobia during pride month now, anyways, we were but a
• 25:30
  little, you know, it's Janelle's.
• 25:32
  Nell Yeah. Now it's Jus now by the time
• 25:34
  this goes up, we're recording it may.
• 25:36
  But this goes up in June. What is it male 3 since June?
• 25:38
  Do you says this goes up on Thursday and tomorrow's June 1st
• 25:41
  so a lot of times it was June our listeners.
• 25:44
  Listen to this it'll be I live in the Tomorrowland.
• 25:47
  Oh because I'm in Australia so actually it is June in
• 25:49
  Australia. Yes so anyways we're not in this
• 25:52
  really. Yeah.
• 25:52
  But technically yes. But now it's June make and that
• 25:58
  Meme with a move. I'm game.
• 25:59
  You can now use it. Now it's probably months.
• 26:01
  Can you actually explain it? But yes.
• 26:03
  To me by explaining to our listeners.
• 26:04
  This Is MeMe. Well, it's just I can't see.
• 26:06
  There's a, they can't see it. Is it a video?
• 26:09
  But not some people are listening to the audio version
• 26:11
  of oh, oh. You don't know how a podcast for
• 26:14
  do you explain to me? I was trying to be a smrs.
• 26:20
  What? L?
• 26:23
  Was just still meme? So image.
• 26:26
  Well, I try your best to explain it.
• 26:28
  No, it's just there's a, you know, it's a person of someone
• 26:32
  pushing some of that The way and the caption is move.
• 26:34
  I'm gay. Yeah.
• 26:35
  And that's it was a joke. It's like a great.
• 26:38
  It's like I don't words from the.
• 26:40
  Yeah, there's a department under the main words like you're sort
• 26:43
  of your empowered now and you can do things now because it's
• 26:46
  pride month. And then you mean, you can also
• 26:49
  be some obnoxious little person at a DC with swinging lights,
• 26:53
  using the move. I'm gay meme, two weeks before I
• 26:55
  should have been doing it. So I was saying, move, I'm gay,
• 27:00
  yeah, he was telling me he was doing that in a TC and not
• 27:02
  Rising that it wasn't, it wasn't pregnant even if it was pregnant
• 27:07
  that doesn't technically entitle you to know the people move him
• 27:10
  till he's like I'm not and I really didn't actually move.
• 27:12
  I was in space, I didn't actually hit people, but it was
• 27:15
  just wasn't people. You were probably swing in a,
• 27:16
  some, like, bushes on the side. It probably.
• 27:19
  Was it actually probably even parking.
• 27:20
  Lots of people, I was like a chain link fence.
• 27:22
  You're like most probably just by myself in the corner.
• 27:24
  Actually. I've been in avoiding the corner
• 27:26
  yourself. You're actually you're actually
• 27:28
  eating out of garbage can almost.
• 27:30
  Yeah but we lose today. The inner Corner brush in a jar.
• 27:32
  Corner. It could have been a mirror
• 27:34
  because I'm also trash so could it be that?
• 27:36
  But but I mean at ATC though you could do that because everyone's
• 27:39
  super lovely. I'm back to reality now with
• 27:41
  normal crowds and actually like the one at hide.
• 27:45
  So this coming weekend. Oh well that's normal.
• 27:47
  I guess just it doesn't normal crowd.
• 27:49
  Yeah, I guess I'm getting used to this weekend will be getting
• 27:52
  used to seeing Straight girls that are gay party.
• 27:54
  Which is always. Let's talk about that.
• 27:58
  We can we can dive into that a little bit but that's not a new
• 28:01
  thing. But you know, we've all been to
• 28:05
  the this is more for like the gay bars and clubs that you see
• 28:10
  in most of the gayborhood in a lot of major cities.
• 28:13
  I wonder if that this I should know happens in Australia to so
• 28:17
  you have is an Australian sir. How about happens in most major
• 28:19
  cities? I think, you know, I've seen it
• 28:21
  happen in like London Eye. All the major cities in the u.s.
• 28:25
  so like the gayborhood we're like the bars and clubs are
• 28:27
  anyway with his girls and hey flash news, flash this girls on
• 28:31
  the planet. This girl.
• 28:32
  Yes. Yeah, like Carl.
• 28:34
  Well here's the thing. You know the thing is you know
• 28:38
  sometimes you know trick girls will go to exactly drag her.
• 28:45
  I dragged them, drag the head of sexuals the era of the
• 28:49
  heterosexual female is over is that you saying that?
• 28:53
  So girls are cancelled but I get it like Charlie's canceling
• 28:55
  girls Johnny's. No I'm not.
• 28:58
  So sometimes Straight girls. Will you see like straight
• 29:01
  girls? In gay bars and clubs, which is
• 29:05
  fine. Do you also feel them first,
• 29:07
  Sometimes watch, but why should he here's the thing I give it
• 29:10
  you know, for example, you know, in some when I lived in San
• 29:13
  Francisco, there was this a bar? Oh my God I forgot the name of
• 29:16
  this cup. Anyways there was like some
• 29:18
  there was like some bar in the Castro in San Francisco.
• 29:21
  That mean my friends kind of frequent it was fun and you know
• 29:25
  usually more nights than not there would be some number of
• 29:28
  girls on the Dance Floor which is completely fine.
• 29:31
  The thing is Is directly might be like I drag them that they
• 29:36
  might be having like a birthday party which is gray.
• 29:38
  Some of them might be having like a bachelorette celebration
• 29:40
  time on my hands. Not you say, you know, whatever
• 29:43
  it is. You know, I I think what I'm
• 29:46
  getting at is sometimes when it's like establishment, that
• 29:52
  caters more to like gay men. The way that you know, gay guys.
• 29:56
  Dance. It's not always that compatible
• 29:59
  with how some girls dance that was so PC.
• 30:02
  I know I did not drag them. I want to try and address them.
• 30:06
  I wasn't trying to drag them to the era of the hetero sex.
• 30:08
  How are you? How are you?
• 30:09
  How would you describe this outside?
• 30:11
  Girls, dance wide-eyed and wide that ends with handbags, the
• 30:16
  dance with long hair, the dance with extra entitlement in
• 30:19
  certain things where these guys will bitch.
• 30:22
  Slap you like that. You have no power here.
• 30:25
  Let's see. The like the thing is like like
• 30:28
  we don't know that many girls to be honest we are not friends
• 30:32
  with that many girls. Girls.
• 30:33
  The two of us. Yeah.
• 30:34
  Well, yes, yes, right. I don't think, I don't think the
• 30:37
  girls in like the gay clubs are necessarily entitled.
• 30:43
  Not all the many ways, some of them did just having fun because
• 30:45
  they feel more free in that environment but I can see how
• 30:48
  straight girls they go to like a straight club and it's just like
• 30:51
  guys hitting on them and sometimes you want to go to a
• 30:53
  comment Just Dance and not have people hit on you.
• 30:55
  So from that point of view, I can get why.
• 30:57
  That's one reason, why girls Straight girls might want to go
• 31:00
  to like a gay bar because you It's good music and it they just
• 31:04
  want to dance and you don't necessary.
• 31:05
  Want to like have to you know fan up like straight guys.
• 31:09
  Hitting on them. And so they feel a little bit
• 31:11
  more like free in that environment as a result and then
• 31:14
  you know the way they dance has the way they dance.
• 31:17
  But you know, that's not always the best for the people within
• 31:22
  the 3p, radius of them and it has in all seriousness.
• 31:25
  It is a want to say it's minority, but sometimes it
• 31:28
  really does feel like it's a majority at some nights in
• 31:31
  Australia or at least where Are they taken over?
• 31:34
  And it's probably generally more like the hens nights or the
• 31:37
  birthday parties where look, anyone get, drunk, whatever.
• 31:40
  But if it's when they're in packs and the power magnifies,
• 31:45
  and then they open up the obnoxious again.
• 31:47
  What you meant item? It happens.
• 31:49
  When it's like, okay, you might get, you know, worships and
• 31:53
  people might treat you like you're a princess or queen at
• 31:56
  strip clubs or like a piece of meat, honestly.
• 31:58
  So they do get a lot of bad things there is male privilege
• 32:01
  for sure, but There's also a sense where you go to the other
• 32:05
  end, where you can't be acting all high and mighty in a place.
• 32:08
  Where in this instance, you are the minority.
• 32:11
  So maybe and it isn't, it is small part but those who are
• 32:15
  putting handbags high heels. Just tone it down a little bit
• 32:19
  because just awareness