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- 0:33Speaker 1: production of I Heart Radios How Stuff Works. Hey, and
- 0:41Speaker 1: welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark, and there's Charles W.
- 0:45Speaker 1: Chuck Bryant over there, and there's Jerry. Jerry's back everybody
- 0:49Speaker 1: that's right. And all the listeners said, what happened to
- 0:52Speaker 1: Josh TV? What are we doing that? Did we decide? Yeah,
- 0:56Speaker 1: we're gonna do birthmarking? Check the title? Chuck, Well, I
- 1:00Speaker 1: mean I have two things in front of me. How
- 1:03Speaker 1: are you doing? I'm great? How are you? I'm good?
- 1:05Speaker 1: You got any birth marks? I do what you got Um,
- 1:09Speaker 1: I've got something under my right armpit. You're like, it
- 1:13Speaker 1: looks like Richard Nixon. Close, it looks like Spiro Agne.
- 1:21Speaker 1: Do you remember when Mad magazine used to make fun
- 1:23Speaker 1: of Spiro Agne And you're like, I have no idea
- 1:25Speaker 1: who that gets the name. Maybe no, it's because like
- 1:28Speaker 1: they hated his politics, but too. But then there was
- 1:31Speaker 1: a Simpsons where Millhouse is like, they're making fun of
- 1:34Speaker 1: Spiro agnew again. He must work there or something, and
- 1:37Speaker 1: I remember specifically thinking that he referenced Mad Magazine. That's funny. Yeah,
- 1:42Speaker 1: so you you've got an under your armpit birthmark? Yeah,
- 1:46Speaker 1: how about you? I don't think I do. Actually, what
- 1:51Speaker 1: I have a lot of now because I'm an old
- 1:54Speaker 1: man speeding toward death. Our skin tags, oh yeah, around
- 2:01Speaker 1: the neck and armpit. That's where they like tend to gather.
- 2:05Speaker 1: That's just your skin, you know, really going at it.
- 2:09Speaker 1: I used to have them clipped, and I did. I
- 2:11Speaker 1: did that for a while, but it's been a while,
- 2:14Speaker 1: but now I went in recently. It was so annoying.
- 2:16Speaker 1: It was one of these our medical system is just broken.
- 2:19Speaker 1: It was one of those reminders because I went in
- 2:21Speaker 1: to get it taken care of like I usually do.
- 2:23Speaker 1: And I got in there and the guy was like, oh, well,
- 2:25Speaker 1: we don't do this now unless you make another kind
- 2:28Speaker 1: of appointment. I was like, well, can I just make
- 2:30Speaker 1: this that since I'm here sitting in your office. He's like, no, no, no,
- 2:34Speaker 1: those take much longer. These are just ten minute appointments
- 2:36Speaker 1: and that that'll take like an hour, and some of
- 2:38Speaker 1: them have their own vascular systems so they need to
- 2:41Speaker 1: be cauterized. And I was like, oh, okay, so I'm
- 2:46Speaker 1: just leaving and he's like yes, He's like, if you
- 2:49Speaker 1: want to make that other appointment, and then they refunded
- 2:51Speaker 1: the money for that appointment, which was the copey, but
- 2:55Speaker 1: then said make the longer appointment if you want to
- 2:57Speaker 1: come back, which I'm gonna yeah. You know. I mean
- 3:03Speaker 1: they're not like medically dangerous or anything, but their brother
- 3:07Speaker 1: unsightly when they get long and big, well long, sure,
- 3:11Speaker 1: I mean how long are we talking like? I mean
- 3:14Speaker 1: some of the ones are like, you know, quarter inch,
- 3:17Speaker 1: so okay, I was just about to say how big
- 3:20Speaker 1: that one? Let me see if I can figure it
- 3:22Speaker 1: out in the metric. It's a few centimeters, so I
- 3:25Speaker 1: think it's what you just want to get him clipped again,
- 3:27Speaker 1: So I'm gonna make that longer appointment, right, I think
- 3:30Speaker 1: it will be painful? Is it painful? I've never had
- 3:33Speaker 1: one clip the regular clipping. The small ones aren't a
- 3:36Speaker 1: big deal because they just hit it with a little
- 3:38Speaker 1: quick shot and then clip it in. This no big deal.
- 3:41Speaker 1: But what kind of a shot like a you know, needle,
- 3:43Speaker 1: like a little numbing, numbing thing. Okay, I like with
- 3:48Speaker 1: a needle like whatever. I don't know if they don't
- 3:51Speaker 1: they don't spray it with the freezy stuff. No, you're
- 3:54Speaker 1: thinking of this stuff for athletes foot This is like
- 3:57Speaker 1: a shot light of cane. But anyway, the ones that
- 4:01Speaker 1: are big that require cauterizing, I'm sure that doesn't feel great,
- 4:05Speaker 1: even if they've numbed it up and just get the
- 4:07Speaker 1: seedline torch out And imagine I'll have to shave my
- 4:09Speaker 1: armpits because if you're torching something near armpit hair, plus
- 4:13Speaker 1: you just want to look good. Maybe I've never shaved
- 4:15Speaker 1: my pits. Um might start that I used to? Why not?
- 4:19Speaker 1: I'll bet that's itchy though. Yeah. Maybe anytime you shave
- 4:23Speaker 1: something that starts to grow out, it's itchy. You know what?
- 4:25Speaker 1: I'm saying, so um. I used to get warts actually
- 4:29Speaker 1: when I was a kid. Oh yeah, And I remember
- 4:31Speaker 1: going into the dermatologists and they go into the freezer,
- 4:35Speaker 1: put on these huge rubber gloves and pull out like
- 4:37Speaker 1: this thermos of I want to say, nitro glystroom. That's
- 4:41Speaker 1: not it, and now you know what I'm talking about. Yeah,
- 4:43Speaker 1: the cold stuff. Yeah, and it would freeze my wart
- 4:48Speaker 1: basically right off right there, just kind of sting for
- 4:50Speaker 1: a second. That was it. I never really had warts.
- 4:54Speaker 1: Believe me, buddy, you lucked out because if you're a
- 4:57Speaker 1: little kid in grade school and you have like it
- 5:01Speaker 1: wasn't like I wasn't coated with them, but you know,
- 5:04Speaker 1: like i'd get one like here between my four finger
- 5:07Speaker 1: and my thumb. I had one of my elbow or
- 5:09Speaker 1: something like that. Other kids jerks zero in on that stuff,
- 5:13Speaker 1: and you're the you're the little weird kid who was
- 5:17Speaker 1: already the fat kid now with warts new and improved. Uh.
- 5:22Speaker 1: I had freckles a lot more than I do now,
- 5:25Speaker 1: because freckles tend to fade as you get older, and
- 5:29Speaker 1: freckles are I guess kind of well, they're not a
- 5:31Speaker 1: kind of birthmark because you're not born with freckles, but
- 5:34Speaker 1: I did look into it. Freckles are just an abundance
- 5:37Speaker 1: of melanin, like collected together. Well, that's basically what a
- 5:40Speaker 1: mole is, which is a type of birthmark if you're
- 5:43Speaker 1: born with it. That's right. So I love freckles though.
- 5:46Speaker 1: Freckles are super cute. Freckles are great, Moles are great. Birthmarks,
- 5:50Speaker 1: especially interesting ones are great. Sports are great. That's why
- 5:53Speaker 1: the term warts and all came about it. That's how
- 5:56Speaker 1: you should love his true Chuck Man, quit making the
- 6:00Speaker 1: people kids. Well, that's a thing, so mean. Birthmarks have
- 6:04Speaker 1: been around since the dawn of humanity, I'm guessing, um,
- 6:09Speaker 1: and people have probably been ostracized because their birthmarks since
- 6:13Speaker 1: the dawn of humanity. And you know, for a very
- 6:16Speaker 1: long time people were ostracized for their birthmarks because of
- 6:21Speaker 1: some really stupid ideas like that it meant you were
- 6:23Speaker 1: a witch, or it meant you were touched by Satan,
- 6:27Speaker 1: all sorts of stuff like that. Um. And then over
- 6:30Speaker 1: time it got a little more innocuous. But even still
- 6:33Speaker 1: today there are parts of the world where you can
- 6:35Speaker 1: find people who are ostracized because their birth marks. And
- 6:38Speaker 1: then even in the developed world, the Western world, which
- 6:41Speaker 1: is rational and based more on science. You can still
- 6:45Speaker 1: find yourself, you know, at the receiving end of being ostracized.
- 6:48Speaker 1: Maybe not because you're a witch, but just because you
- 6:51Speaker 1: have a birthmarker you look different and so um. I've
- 6:54Speaker 1: seen parents react to it if their baby has like
- 6:57Speaker 1: a strawberry mark on their head, yes like that, seeing
- 7:00Speaker 1: them feel the need to say like, oh, you know
- 7:02Speaker 1: this is you know, we'll go away, or something like that.
- 7:04Speaker 1: I was reading this birthmark support group from Great Britain
- 7:08Speaker 1: and they were saying this. One mom had cards printed
- 7:11Speaker 1: up explaining what her child's birthmark was because sometimes she
- 7:15Speaker 1: just couldn't. She just didn't have it together enough to
- 7:18Speaker 1: to have a conversation with the stranger who'd walked up
- 7:20Speaker 1: and been like, what's up with your kid's face? Rather
- 7:23Speaker 1: than belt um, she would just give him a card
- 7:25Speaker 1: and then just probably go home and weep or something
- 7:27Speaker 1: like that, knowing not for herself but the life that
- 7:30Speaker 1: her kid was going to have to face, not because
- 7:32Speaker 1: her kid has a birthmark, but because the rest of
- 7:34Speaker 1: the world are schmucks. Yes, that's the that's the long
- 7:38Speaker 1: and short of its right. Al managed to find a soapbox.
- 7:42Speaker 1: Even in the birthmarks episode, I bet a kid, probably
- 7:45Speaker 1: a collection of kids could still make you cry if
- 7:49Speaker 1: they started. They started, I just started kicking, throwing elbows.
- 7:53Speaker 1: I just hold my arms out and started twirling around
- 7:57Speaker 1: really fast, and whatever got hit got hit. People be
- 7:59Speaker 1: like a Josh fighting a bunch of children and be like, yeah,
- 8:01Speaker 1: they made fun of them. Yeah, they'd be like I
- 8:03Speaker 1: shoved one in a grocery store once. Oh man, I'll
- 8:08Speaker 1: never forget that, lady. So let's talk birthmarks, Chuck. It
- 8:11Speaker 1: turns out there's a lot to know. Yeah, they're um
- 8:15Speaker 1: usually not a big deal. They aren't painful, they're usually harmless.
- 8:21Speaker 1: A lot of times they go away. We're gonna detail
- 8:24Speaker 1: the ones that do and that don't go away, and
- 8:26Speaker 1: the ones that are of more concern. But generally speaking,
- 8:31Speaker 1: science doesn't really know why they come about to begin with,
- 8:35Speaker 1: but they are something that doctors will sometimes want to
- 8:39Speaker 1: keep an eye on. And that's the intro. That's Intro
- 8:44Speaker 1: number seven. Yeah, there's a couple of big categories, uh,
- 8:49Speaker 1: vascular and pigmented. And let's talk about some of these.
- 8:53Speaker 1: Vascular are usually reddish because they have to do with
- 8:57Speaker 1: blood vessels. Yeah, I think reddish is a very common
- 9:00Speaker 1: When you think birthmarks, you think reddish. Typically I think brownish,
- 9:04Speaker 1: brownish too. Um. Apparently they can come in a whole
- 9:07Speaker 1: rainbow of colors blue, brown, black, pink, white, although I
- 9:12Speaker 1: take issue with that purplish or tan. And I take
- 9:15Speaker 1: an issue with white because I think white is like
- 9:18Speaker 1: a reverse birthmark, although technically it would still count as
- 9:21Speaker 1: a birthmark. So the whole rest of your body is
- 9:23Speaker 1: a birthmark, and that one little right, Okay, that's right. Um.
- 9:28Speaker 1: Birthmarks tend to be an aggregation of either pigment or blood,
- 9:32Speaker 1: as we'll see, and white is like an area where
- 9:36Speaker 1: pigment is absent, So I guess it still counts as
- 9:39Speaker 1: a birthmark, but it's not really a birthmark. If you
- 9:42Speaker 1: go into a dermatologist office, they'll be like, he got
- 9:45Speaker 1: this all wrong. Uh. And like we said, the skin
- 9:48Speaker 1: tags and freckles and things like that, they come later
- 9:51Speaker 1: in life, although freckles can start out very early. But
- 9:55Speaker 1: it's still not a birthmark because you're not born with
- 9:58Speaker 1: that mark. Yeah. And even as we'll see, some types
- 10:01Speaker 1: of moles don't technically qualify as birth marks, even though
- 10:04Speaker 1: they typically fall under the banner of birth marks. You
- 10:06Speaker 1: have to be born with something for it to count
- 10:08Speaker 1: as a birthmark, that's right, So that's not even fully true.
- 10:12Speaker 1: As we'll see, this is just full applies. Everybody who
- 10:17Speaker 1: studies birth marks needs to get their stuff together. So
- 10:20Speaker 1: the macular uh um, they're called flat sometimes macular stains,
- 10:25Speaker 1: and we're in the vascular right, This is the non pigmented.
- 10:29Speaker 1: These are usually caused by blood in large blood vessels.
- 10:32Speaker 1: These have some cute names that go along with them,
- 10:37Speaker 1: angel kisses. I think some of these can be because
- 10:41Speaker 1: of where they're found, although I've heard people cross referencing.
- 10:45Speaker 1: Like I think an angel kisses usually on the forehead,
- 10:48Speaker 1: but not always. A stork bite is usually on the
- 10:51Speaker 1: back of the neck. That makes sense, But I've also
- 10:54Speaker 1: when you google stork bite there's some like right on
- 10:56Speaker 1: the tip of the nose, and people call them that.
- 10:58Speaker 1: I took it to me more like, um, that those
- 11:01Speaker 1: those names were derived from the age that they're like
- 11:06Speaker 1: kids who are born with this and then it tends
- 11:08Speaker 1: to go away at an early age. That's what it's
- 11:11Speaker 1: associated with, you know, like the stork brings the baby
- 11:13Speaker 1: and the angels, well, everybody agels love babies. What about
- 11:18Speaker 1: the salmon patch. I don't understand it at all. Uh,
- 11:22Speaker 1: they are usually above the neck um. They usually or
- 11:26Speaker 1: a lot of times they'll disappear and and fade away
- 11:29Speaker 1: by the time they're two to three years old, but
- 11:32Speaker 1: not always. Sometimes the last Yeah, but for the most part,
- 11:36Speaker 1: if you have a macular flat vascular birthmark on your kid,
- 11:42Speaker 1: they're probably going to outgrow it. Is just really no
- 11:45Speaker 1: other way to put They outgrow that birthmark eventually, that's right.
- 11:48Speaker 1: Most often, port wine stains are a whole different ball game. Yes,
- 11:53Speaker 1: they said they look like kind of what they sound like.
- 11:55Speaker 1: They're usually kind of a purplish red where it looks like, uh,
- 12:00Speaker 1: well port or wine has been spilled. I would know
- 12:03Speaker 1: nothing about what a wine spill looks like, right, because
- 12:07Speaker 1: you never ever spill all your wine. It all makes
- 12:09Speaker 1: it into your mouth. That's right. I've seen it, so
- 12:12Speaker 1: port Weinstein, I say, that's like a whole different kettle
- 12:16Speaker 1: of fish. Um, it's in the same uh category as
- 12:22Speaker 1: macular because they're vascular. It's like an aggregation of overdeveloped
- 12:27Speaker 1: blood vessels kind of close to the skin. But they
- 12:31Speaker 1: seem to come from like a whole different um place
- 12:35Speaker 1: a whole there's a whole different reason. And in fact
- 12:37Speaker 1: we should say this chuck, because this is really important.
- 12:40Speaker 1: If you go up to a dermatologist or anybody who
- 12:45Speaker 1: would know what they're talking about, and you say, hey,
- 12:48Speaker 1: where did birth marks come from? What causes birth marks?
- 12:51Speaker 1: They would say, we actually don't know. Um. The closest
- 12:55Speaker 1: that they've come is with port wine stains. From what
- 12:57Speaker 1: I can tell, they figured out that there's a genean
- 13:00Speaker 1: um where the this molecular switch that's supposed to go
- 13:04Speaker 1: on and off is locked in the on position, and
- 13:08Speaker 1: that they think that this is what causes port wine stains.
- 13:11Speaker 1: And the reason that they found it is because about
- 13:13Speaker 1: six percent of kids who are born with the port
- 13:16Speaker 1: Win stain birth birthmark developed something called Sturge Webber syndrome,
- 13:21Speaker 1: which is a neurological condition. Interesting and it's if you
- 13:25Speaker 1: have a port wine stain birth market does not mean
- 13:27Speaker 1: you have Sturge Webber, but if you have Sturge Webber,
- 13:31Speaker 1: you have a port wine birth mark. Six percent of
- 13:34Speaker 1: birth port wine birth marks um cases have Sturge Webber.
- 13:38Speaker 1: It's actually a symptom, but of people with that condition
- 13:42Speaker 1: have right the port wine stain. Yeah, and so in
- 13:44Speaker 1: investigating the syndrome and the link between it and the
- 13:48Speaker 1: port win Stein birthmark, they found this gene that they
- 13:52Speaker 1: think is the culprit. All right, Well, they never go away.
- 13:56Speaker 1: A lot of times, they'll get darker as you become older. Uh.
- 14:00Speaker 1: And these are not a big deal healthwise either, unless
- 14:03Speaker 1: it's something near your eyes that can affect your vision,
- 14:07Speaker 1: and then they might want to take a look at it.
- 14:08Speaker 1: I also saw that in some cases they can start
- 14:11Speaker 1: to get lumpy and actually become disfiguring as you age too.
- 14:16Speaker 1: I did see those, and they can also just once
- 14:18Speaker 1: they lump, they can scar too. So um, a lot
- 14:22Speaker 1: of people seek treatment for port wine stain birth marks.
- 14:24Speaker 1: As we'll see. Yeah, strawberry marks is what I referenced
- 14:27Speaker 1: at the beginning. You might see these on little babies. Uh.
- 14:30Speaker 1: They are haman gioma's is it right? Yeah, and these
- 14:36Speaker 1: most of the times, Um, I saw even less than
- 14:39Speaker 1: thirty percent. But it says your thirty percent are visible
- 14:42Speaker 1: at birth most of the times though. They'll develop between
- 14:45Speaker 1: four and six weeks, and I think by the time
- 14:49Speaker 1: you hit six months, if you're gonna have one, it
- 14:51Speaker 1: will be visible by that point. You won't develop one
- 14:54Speaker 1: of these at like the one year mark. No. But
- 14:57Speaker 1: again that's there's that one. There's that loophole where it's
- 15:00Speaker 1: like you it still counts as a birthmark even though
- 15:02Speaker 1: you weren't technically born with It drives me up the wall, right,
- 15:06Speaker 1: And these are um a little more reddish. And you've
- 15:10Speaker 1: probably seen these, like I said, on babies before, because
- 15:14Speaker 1: they're you know, they're pretty common. Um, they will they
- 15:17Speaker 1: have they're raised off the skin. That's kind of one
- 15:19Speaker 1: of the differentiators is they're not flat so um like
- 15:24Speaker 1: hamageum hamage. I've said it like five times in my head,
- 15:30Speaker 1: hamaggiomas fifty times probably yes, and I can't say it
- 15:35Speaker 1: out loud. Hamaggioma's um macular and port wine seems like
- 15:39Speaker 1: we said, these are all over developed blood vessels, clusters
- 15:43Speaker 1: of blood vessels there. They're from blood vessels, which is
- 15:48Speaker 1: which is why they have that that reddish pigment is
- 15:50Speaker 1: because the blood is close enough to the skin and
- 15:54Speaker 1: it's clustered together. It's kind of almost pooled right there, right,
- 15:58Speaker 1: But it's not like a bruise or any thing like that.
- 16:00Speaker 1: It's the blood hasn't escaped. The vessel is just a
- 16:02Speaker 1: lot of vessels, are big vessels all clumped together near
- 16:05Speaker 1: the skin. What's interesting about maggiomas i did it? Chuck? Ha?
- 16:10Speaker 1: Maggioma's nice work? Um him angiomas oh Man, did I
- 16:16Speaker 1: miss it twice? I think there's an end in there
- 16:18Speaker 1: that it's being forgotten. What's interesting about what you just
- 16:22Speaker 1: mentioned is that in some cases they can extend down
- 16:27Speaker 1: into the body, and the further they extend down, they
- 16:30Speaker 1: won't be reddish, they'll be bluish. Yeah, and they can
- 16:34Speaker 1: even be on the organs. It's pretty rare, but it happens.
- 16:38Speaker 1: It is, and they can be threatening on the organs.
- 16:42Speaker 1: You don't want to have a cluster of blood vessels
- 16:43Speaker 1: on your organs. But back to the blue part. So
- 16:46Speaker 1: the reason that they look blue is because, as everybody knows,
- 16:50Speaker 1: um blood on its way back to the lungs to
- 16:55Speaker 1: be oxygenated is blue. That's right, that's not true. I'm
- 16:59Speaker 1: sorry to set you up like that. I thought it
- 17:01Speaker 1: was true. That's why your morning veins are blue. It's not.
- 17:04Speaker 1: And as soon as you get cut and it hits
- 17:06Speaker 1: that sweet, sweet oxygen, that just transforms into red. That's
- 17:10Speaker 1: what you thought, right, that's what not what I thought
- 17:12Speaker 1: as an adult, but that's what I thought as a
- 17:13Speaker 1: small child. That's what I thought until this morning. No, yeah,
- 17:17Speaker 1: you knew that. No, really, you thought blood was blue? Yes,
- 17:22Speaker 1: I thought deoxygen eated blood was blue. Okay, Well do
- 17:25Speaker 1: you understand why it appears blue? Well, I mean no,
- 17:29Speaker 1: but I just knew that that was like a playground falsehood.
- 17:35Speaker 1: Well I was too busy veins are blue, thinking about
- 17:38Speaker 1: how we're fighting up it was covered with to learn this.
- 17:42Speaker 1: You're like, I'm gonna draw some sweet blue blood out
- 17:45Speaker 1: of that jerky with my fists. The reason it's blue
- 17:49Speaker 1: is because the deeper it is, the less blue light
- 17:51Speaker 1: is able to penetrate, so the less that can be absorbed,
- 17:56Speaker 1: and so the light that's reflected tends to be blue
- 17:58Speaker 1: more than say red, which penetrates deeper and is absorbed.
- 18:03Speaker 1: That has to do with blue foods too, which is
- 18:05Speaker 1: a bit for the next episode. Thank you, just put
- 18:07Speaker 1: a pin in that. Uh. These strawberry marks though, back
- 18:11Speaker 1: to those, they will disappear usually by the time a
- 18:15Speaker 1: kid is like into double digits. Um. If they're large,
- 18:18Speaker 1: sometimes you might see a scar. These are around the
- 18:21Speaker 1: head and neck as well and are most commonly found
- 18:26Speaker 1: on Caucasian girls. But they're not They don't have a
- 18:31Speaker 1: real impact on development either. Um. But if they are
- 18:34Speaker 1: really big and puffy again, they could and around the
- 18:37Speaker 1: eyes or ears, they could interfere with hearing and vision
- 18:39Speaker 1: and stuff like that. Right. Yeah, and if you if
- 18:41Speaker 1: they're on the on your internal organs, it's a problem.
- 18:44Speaker 1: So I think we should take a break because astoundingly
- 18:47Speaker 1: we're twenty minutes in and we have not taken a break. Um,
- 18:50Speaker 1: So we'll be back to birth marks right after this. Okay,
- 19:14Speaker 1: to recap, Remember, vascular blood birth marks are reddish because
- 19:20Speaker 1: of blood vessels. Precisely, if anyone misses that question on
- 19:24Speaker 1: the quiz tomorrow, your toast is not our fault. So
- 19:28Speaker 1: the other kind of birth marks are pigment at birth
- 19:31Speaker 1: marks nothing to do with blood vessels. Oh I don't know.
- 19:35Speaker 1: There could be a blood vessel or too involved, but no,
- 19:37Speaker 1: not really. No, this is because like freckles, like I
- 19:40Speaker 1: was telling about, it is just a collection of melanine
- 19:43Speaker 1: that's brought out by its unexposure. Yeah, and you have
- 19:46Speaker 1: melana sites, melanin cells, melantonin cells, or melanin, one of
- 19:50Speaker 1: the two all over your body. It gives you, like
- 19:54Speaker 1: the color to your skin. Some people have more, some
- 19:56Speaker 1: people have last, but everybody has them. But like you
- 19:58Speaker 1: were saying, when they kind of congregate together, that's when
- 20:02Speaker 1: they form these pigmented spots that we know as birthmarks. Right,
- 20:07Speaker 1: we are in our house, my daughters at the age
- 20:10Speaker 1: now where she has started to notice skin color, which
- 20:14Speaker 1: is something that you you know, every parent has to
- 20:16Speaker 1: deal with at some point. And uh, that's how it
- 20:20Speaker 1: was recommended to us to talk about it with scientifically
- 20:23Speaker 1: being like, hey, everyone's the same, which got different skin
- 20:26Speaker 1: tones because of science, some people have more melanin than
- 20:28Speaker 1: other people. Is that why you had me over to
- 20:31Speaker 1: dinner and started asking me about that? Yeah, you just
- 20:34Speaker 1: wound me up and knew. I go, huh, that's right.
- 20:38Speaker 1: So um, but I mean that is tricky stuff for
- 20:41Speaker 1: parents because what you're really talking about is the first
- 20:44Speaker 1: talks of race, you know, and you just you you
- 20:48Speaker 1: have to do it in such a way that diffuses
- 20:51Speaker 1: it almost so it's just like, no, everyone's the same.
- 20:54Speaker 1: Some people are lighter skin, some people are darker skinned.
- 20:57Speaker 1: Both of her best friend Zo or multiracial, which helps. Oh, yeah,
- 21:00Speaker 1: I'm sure because we can say you know your friend blank.
- 21:04Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say names Jerry Blank. She has two
- 21:08Speaker 1: friends are both named blank. Um, we can just say
- 21:11Speaker 1: you know her skin is a little darker than yours,
- 21:14Speaker 1: because you know when you see her parents and try
- 21:17Speaker 1: to explain all that, and kids are like, oh, okay,
- 21:19Speaker 1: how does this matter? Why does this have to do
- 21:21Speaker 1: a big bird, big bird yellow? That's a great question.
- 21:26Speaker 1: But these have some cute names too, and they are
- 21:28Speaker 1: almost um, well, that's not true. I was going to
- 21:30Speaker 1: say they aren't. They're named because of what they look like.
- 21:34Speaker 1: But really, just the one is. Yeah, there's really just
- 21:37Speaker 1: two types of pigment of birthmarks, or broad categories of it. Yes,
- 21:41Speaker 1: the very Parisian cafe latte, Oh cafe l A, Sorry,
- 21:47Speaker 1: I just read that A lot tastes different. This has
- 21:51Speaker 1: nothing to do with vascular um aggregations of blood vessels. No,
- 21:56Speaker 1: And do you get confused on coffee orders or do
- 21:58Speaker 1: you know all that stuff? I'm pretty pretty good with it.
- 22:02Speaker 1: I don't know what any of them are like anytime
- 22:05Speaker 1: someone it's all just a differing amounts of milk, steamed milk, yeah.
- 22:10Speaker 1: But like when I hear like a maciato or an
- 22:12Speaker 1: Americano American, what these things are a shot of espresso
- 22:17Speaker 1: or multiple shots with ultra hot water, right, that's an Americana.
- 22:22Speaker 1: I think that's what our friend Chad Crowley drinks. It's
- 22:27Speaker 1: it's just a really really really hot black coffee. Okay,
- 22:31Speaker 1: that's all interesting, Marcioto, you got me. I don't know,
- 22:35Speaker 1: like cappuccino, there's a lot there's like more foam than
- 22:38Speaker 1: milk milk. I know those two. It's all just milk
- 22:43Speaker 1: or foam or coffee. What's a cafe? A cafe l
- 22:46Speaker 1: a is simply coffee with milk. That's it, really, that's
- 22:49Speaker 1: what that's literally what it means in French is that
- 22:52Speaker 1: like the what's it called in uh in Spanish? Cafe? Okay,
- 22:57Speaker 1: that's the same thing then with milk. Okay, I am
- 23:01Speaker 1: a dummy. I haven't been drinking. It's not it's not that.
- 23:05Speaker 1: It's just it's not that. As you can see, I'm
- 23:08Speaker 1: still drinking my uh from this morning. Those are great,
- 23:13Speaker 1: aren't they? And it's still hot thanks to And I'll
- 23:16Speaker 1: go ahead and plug it the Zoji roushi and I've
- 23:20Speaker 1: plugged this on our page before. Like, if you like
- 23:22Speaker 1: your coffee hot all day, get one of these little
- 23:25Speaker 1: Thermisis this thing keeps this thing hot for ten hours?
- 23:28Speaker 1: It really does? Yeah, so much? So I have the
- 23:31Speaker 1: same one. You has a little pinquents cute. When I
- 23:34Speaker 1: pour coffee in, I have to like pour the coffee
- 23:37Speaker 1: into a mug to let it cool off. Have to
- 23:39Speaker 1: put it in there because you won't be able to
- 23:40Speaker 1: drink it. No, like maybe the next day you could.
- 23:43Speaker 1: It keeps it that hot, for sure. We need to
- 23:46Speaker 1: get them as a sponsor. Man. They also make out
- 23:48Speaker 1: of this world rice cookers too. Uh yeah, I've got
- 23:52Speaker 1: Well now, I'm not sure if that's the one I
- 23:55Speaker 1: have or another one. I think those are the two
- 23:57Speaker 1: best ones in my opinion. I can't remember, bro, I
- 24:00Speaker 1: have to look, But all I know is the one
- 24:01Speaker 1: I have is very forgiving. You can be pretty off
- 24:05Speaker 1: with your measurements and it still makes perfect rice. You
- 24:07Speaker 1: can use like butter milk and somehow it still comes
- 24:09Speaker 1: out just oh man, buttermilk. That could be all right. Well,
- 24:16Speaker 1: here's a little tip for you. You make sushi rice,
- 24:19Speaker 1: okay um. Usually you just do a one to one
- 24:23Speaker 1: rice to water ratio. Then go in and just put
- 24:26Speaker 1: like half like a teaspoon half teaspoon, even depending on
- 24:31Speaker 1: how tiny you want to be of rice vinegar. Oh
- 24:34Speaker 1: well sure, I usually add that after No, No, you
- 24:37Speaker 1: want to pick it together? Yeah, so you want to
- 24:39Speaker 1: cook it with it? Yes? Okay. I used to make
- 24:41Speaker 1: my own sushi rolls, and then I just got to
- 24:43Speaker 1: the point where I was like, it's not worth it.
- 24:44Speaker 1: It's just a lot easier to get sushi. Where did
- 24:47Speaker 1: you get your your seafood? Uh? Sorry? I would get
- 24:51Speaker 1: that at um the decab farmer's market. I would get
- 24:55Speaker 1: the tuna there and the crab sticks, which that's easy.
- 24:59Speaker 1: Can get that it Kroger's and the seaweed there. But
- 25:03Speaker 1: then there's also a Japanese market nearby where I would
- 25:05Speaker 1: get the eel to a bacon the oven. But that's
- 25:08Speaker 1: kind of a you know, you could do spicy tuna,
- 25:11Speaker 1: tuna eel and crabstick California rolls. I really want some
- 25:16Speaker 1: sushi right now. I we both eat a lot of sushi.
- 25:19Speaker 1: Yeah it's good. Okay. So Cafe A birthmark, So that
- 25:23Speaker 1: is the Cafe l A. They are the color of
- 25:26Speaker 1: a Cafe l A kind of a light brown, which
- 25:29Speaker 1: means coffee with milk. Yep. There and this is to
- 25:31Speaker 1: me was when I think birthmark, I think of these
- 25:34Speaker 1: because it's just a little brown spot anywhere on the body. Yeah,
- 25:39Speaker 1: and that's I think. One of the things we didn't
- 25:42Speaker 1: say is with some of the birthmarks there is kind
- 25:45Speaker 1: of specific places that they'll appear, yeah, um or they're
- 25:48Speaker 1: tied to specific places usually, but with cafe A birthmarks
- 25:52Speaker 1: in particular, they're just they got no rules. Forehead but
- 25:56Speaker 1: cheek wherever, wherever, um and apparently don't there's nothing, there's
- 26:03Speaker 1: no problem with them. But very much like the um
- 26:08Speaker 1: the port wine staying birthmark, that cafe A spots are
- 26:12Speaker 1: tied to a neurological actually a nerve condition where if
- 26:17Speaker 1: you have six or more of these kinds of cafe
- 26:22Speaker 1: A birthmarks, UM, especially if they're larger than like a
- 26:26Speaker 1: dime in a in an older kid, you want to
- 26:29Speaker 1: go to see a doctor because that could mean that
- 26:33Speaker 1: you have something called neurofibromatosis. I said that a million
- 26:39Speaker 1: times in my head too. You gotta start saying things
- 26:41Speaker 1: out loud. Also known as n F one. That's easier,
- 26:45Speaker 1: but um n F one is not even necessarily it
- 26:49Speaker 1: could It could be asymptomatic. Like if you if you're like,
- 26:51Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I've got six or more cafe A
- 26:54Speaker 1: birthmarks on me, maybe I have neurofibromatosis um that that's
- 26:59Speaker 1: It's not like a death sentence or anything like that.
- 27:01Speaker 1: Just go see a doctor. The Mongolian spots are these
- 27:06Speaker 1: look like bruises to me. They can if you don't
- 27:10Speaker 1: know what you're looking at. It can be alarming because
- 27:12Speaker 1: you see these pictures of babies that look like they're
- 27:15Speaker 1: heavily bruised kind of at the lower back upper buttocks area,
- 27:19Speaker 1: but it is not bruising. Their bluish gray though, and
- 27:22Speaker 1: like I said, usually on the lower back. I think
- 27:25Speaker 1: um African Americans, African Asian and Hispanic kids usually with
- 27:32Speaker 1: darker skin have more of more of them or more
- 27:35Speaker 1: more commonly have them, and these are the ones that
- 27:38Speaker 1: fade out by the time they're like, you know, six
- 27:41Speaker 1: or seven, usually yeah, And they're usually a bluish green
- 27:45Speaker 1: because their clusters of pigment cells together deep under the skin.
- 27:51Speaker 1: And so you've got that same thing going on with
- 27:53Speaker 1: like you have with the um Hey Mangiomas nice I
- 27:59Speaker 1: got it. You got it. There's a good old fashioned mole. Uh,
- 28:03Speaker 1: this is a pigmented birthmark. Um. Multiple of them are nev, brown, nev,
- 28:09Speaker 1: and e v I because the nevus is a single mole.
- 28:12Speaker 1: Are any of these like band names? I don't think so,
- 28:16Speaker 1: but very fortuitous mentioning of that because of listener mail later.
- 28:20Speaker 1: It is Latin for spot and there are three categories. Yes, uh, no,
- 28:25Speaker 1: nev I think mole is Latin for spot. Oh is it? Oh? Yeah, wow,
- 28:31Speaker 1: I was just about to make fun of you too.
- 28:32Speaker 1: I'm glad I didn't. I'm glad you have mole sounds
- 28:36Speaker 1: real Latin word. Boy. So there are three categories of moles, congenital, acquired,
- 28:44Speaker 1: and atypical. The congenital About one percent of babies are
- 28:49Speaker 1: born with these, and these are kind of all over
- 28:52Speaker 1: the map as far as color and size. Some remember Harry,
- 28:55Speaker 1: some of them are not Harry. I saw that basically
- 28:58Speaker 1: every congenital mole has a little hair. Hair of some
- 29:02Speaker 1: sort can be very very fine. It can be thick,
- 29:04Speaker 1: it can be coarse, it can be very dark. Um.
- 29:07Speaker 1: Usually they're very dark because they're growing out of pigment
- 29:09Speaker 1: cells that are like just pigment away. Um. And I
- 29:13Speaker 1: learned that on the Dollar Shave Club blog. Um. And
- 29:17Speaker 1: they say also to just kind of pluck because shaving,
- 29:20Speaker 1: if you're a man and like say, you have one
- 29:22Speaker 1: on your face or whatever, it can nick very very frequently. Yeah. Well,
- 29:26Speaker 1: I've got some of the skin tags that obviously don't shape,
- 29:29Speaker 1: so it's not a problem now. But well, maybe that's
- 29:30Speaker 1: why you have skin tags. If you shaved, you just
- 29:32Speaker 1: shave them off all the time, trim them down. I
- 29:36Speaker 1: don't think that's why. Now. The skin tags come from
- 29:39Speaker 1: like clothing rubbing against the skin. That's why they're around
- 29:43Speaker 1: the neckline a lot of times, or sometimes around the waistline.
- 29:49Speaker 1: So you know. But again, those aren't birth marks. Those
- 29:52Speaker 1: are old man marks, acquired moles. Uh. They come around
- 29:56Speaker 1: later in life as well. Uh. And this is not
- 30:00Speaker 1: the same as a skin tag. Still, it is still
- 30:03Speaker 1: a male and a lot of doctors think that this
- 30:07Speaker 1: is from sun damage, yes, but not necessarily cancerous, which
- 30:14Speaker 1: leads us into the third type of mole, a typical moles.
- 30:17Speaker 1: These aren't necessarily cancerous either, but they're the kind you
- 30:19Speaker 1: definitely want to keep an eye on there. Um. There
- 30:23Speaker 1: there will be multiple colors or have some sort of
- 30:26Speaker 1: color gradient in them. Their shape will be um, just
- 30:30Speaker 1: kind of amorphous, yea, irregular. Yeah, they'll be um just
- 30:35Speaker 1: kind of You'll be like that don't look quite right.
- 30:38Speaker 1: That's that kind of mole. And those are the kind
- 30:40Speaker 1: that you definitely want to have a doctor check out
- 30:43Speaker 1: because a lot of people don't know this, but um,
- 30:47Speaker 1: an atypical mole is associated with melanoma, and melanoma is
- 30:52Speaker 1: no joke. I think a lot of people are like,
- 30:55Speaker 1: melan was that thing? Just go, you know, get it
- 30:57Speaker 1: removed at the doctor. No, melanoma can spread like lightning
- 31:01Speaker 1: through your body and it can be a real problem.
- 31:04Speaker 1: It's a very serious thing to to keep up with. Yeah,
- 31:07Speaker 1: I've got a pretty sad situation with a family member
- 31:10Speaker 1: with melanoma that, um, I think the treatment is going
- 31:13Speaker 1: really well, but it is. It has definitely opened my
- 31:16Speaker 1: eyes to the fact that it's no joke. Yeah, I
- 31:17Speaker 1: had no idea. Um, you may open my eyes. She
- 31:20Speaker 1: had somebody that she lost to melanoma. She saw the
- 31:24Speaker 1: same thing like melanoma, and no, that's not at all
- 31:27Speaker 1: how it is, which is really weird because somebody's dropping
- 31:29Speaker 1: the ball because most people just think it's nothing. Yeah
- 31:32Speaker 1: on messaging, Yeah, yeah, I agree with myself. Apparently it's
- 31:37Speaker 1: interesting that different kinds of cancer have better or worse PR. Yeah,
- 31:41Speaker 1: great product, terrible marketing, right, Yeah, it's kind of what
- 31:45Speaker 1: we're dealing with here. But I know that, um uh,
- 31:49Speaker 1: prostate cancer has often lagged behind breast cancer, like breast
- 31:53Speaker 1: cancer does a bang up job of marketing and press
- 31:58Speaker 1: and PR and awareness. Um these, like you said, the
- 32:02Speaker 1: doctors will want to monitor these over time. What I
- 32:06Speaker 1: couldn't figure out was what is the quote unquote beauty mark?
- 32:11Speaker 1: Is that an acquired mole? I think a beauty mark
- 32:14Speaker 1: is any kind of mole. That's just I'm I'm living
- 32:18Speaker 1: with this and and I'm loving every minute. It's so
- 32:21Speaker 1: interesting how that has become a thing. I was trying
- 32:25Speaker 1: to figure out where it went back to. Obviously, Marilyn
- 32:28Speaker 1: Monroe like really kind of popularized, didn't I think it
- 32:32Speaker 1: predated her? Like Liz Taylor is at least contemporary, if
- 32:35Speaker 1: not predated. Yeah, it's very famous for one. And then
- 32:38Speaker 1: like even still it is Cindy Crawford, star Joe um,
- 32:43Speaker 1: who else, Oh, Natalie Portman apparently has I'm like on
- 32:46Speaker 1: her face. Interesting. I went over this list of celebrity
- 32:49Speaker 1: I was like, celebrity birth marks. The only one that
- 32:52Speaker 1: comes up though, is moles. Could not I couldn't find
- 32:56Speaker 1: any like well known celebrity is with birthmarks like birthmarks,
- 33:02Speaker 1: birthmarks like facial birth marks. Yeah, you just I couldn't
- 33:06Speaker 1: think of one either. I couldn't find any. Well, that's
- 33:08Speaker 1: probably because of the prejudice against them, I would guess, so, yeah,
- 33:12Speaker 1: which is sad. Yeah. Um. It reminded me though, Chuck.
- 33:16Speaker 1: Didn't one of the Fat Albert gang have a birthmark
- 33:18Speaker 1: on his face? Um? I don't know. We was he
- 33:23Speaker 1: the guy that had the pulled his toboggan cap over
- 33:27Speaker 1: his face? No, I think that was mush mouth because
- 33:29Speaker 1: you never see his face at all. Well, then how
- 33:31Speaker 1: would you know if he had a birthmark. I don't know.
- 33:32Speaker 1: I just thought that might have been a like a
- 33:35Speaker 1: backstory or something. I think this just went off the
- 33:38Speaker 1: rails enough for um a message break, don't you. Um sure, Yeah,
- 33:43Speaker 1: we'll be back right after this and we'll talk about
- 33:46Speaker 1: treatment and what I think is a pretty interesting things
- 33:50Speaker 1: superstitions throughout history about birthmarks. Greedy. Alright, So, like we said,
- 34:14Speaker 1: about most of these birthmarks, usually medical treatment is not necessary,
- 34:18Speaker 1: but some are monitored over time, and what doctors will
- 34:22Speaker 1: do obviously is examined, examine them, take some pictures, and
- 34:27Speaker 1: then just sort of follow that over time that same
- 34:29Speaker 1: routine to see if they're changing and to see if
- 34:33Speaker 1: they're getting bigger or changing shape or anything unusual. It's
- 34:37Speaker 1: a wait and see, yes exactly. Um, if you have hamangioma's,
- 34:42Speaker 1: they will UM frequently use like a port wine stain
- 34:45Speaker 1: is something that a lot of people go seek treatment
- 34:47Speaker 1: for because it's often on the face, the neck right, um,
- 34:52Speaker 1: and it actually responds pretty well to a laser treatment,
- 34:55Speaker 1: something called the pulse dye laser. Is this like the
- 34:59Speaker 1: same tattoo uh treatment or no? Probably because that's pretty painful, right. Oh, yes,
- 35:04Speaker 1: Like I can't image because it says children a lot
- 35:07Speaker 1: of times can be treated with this laser treatment. But man,
- 35:10Speaker 1: I know it's sad. It feels a lot like um,
- 35:13Speaker 1: having like a hot bacon grease splashing on your skin.
- 35:17Speaker 1: That's what if getting a laser or tattoo remove with
- 35:20Speaker 1: the laser, but without the knowledge that like in a
- 35:23Speaker 1: couple of minutes, I'm gonna be eating some sweet bacon.
- 35:25Speaker 1: More like. The only silver lining too, is that a
- 35:29Speaker 1: pig didn't die for you to be in that situation,
- 35:33Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Right? Or uh, I won't
- 35:36Speaker 1: have whatever tattoo obviously don't want on my body anymore.
- 35:41Speaker 1: That's the reward, they're right. So if that is the case,
- 35:44Speaker 1: then if it is the same feeling as that, then yeah,
- 35:46Speaker 1: I feel bad for little kids who get that. But
- 35:48Speaker 1: that's the best time to start this treatment is when
- 35:52Speaker 1: the child is young, because again, what you're what you're
- 35:54Speaker 1: doing is you're using a pulse die laser, which uses
- 35:57Speaker 1: a certain frequency or spectrum wavelength of light that is
- 36:02Speaker 1: targeted so that that birthmark will absorb that light. The
- 36:06Speaker 1: surrounding skin is a different pigment, so it won't absorb
- 36:10Speaker 1: that light like the birthmark. Well, and that energy, that
- 36:14Speaker 1: light energy is translated into heat energy in the birthmark,
- 36:17Speaker 1: and there go the cells or the blood vessels that
- 36:20Speaker 1: make up the cells. And after enough treatments, you've hopefully
- 36:23Speaker 1: broken up the hamangioma or the port wine stain um
- 36:27Speaker 1: and like the birthmark will go away. Did you hear that?
- 36:33Speaker 1: Did you hear that? That was me? I think that
- 36:36Speaker 1: was me? Now that was mine. Well, then we just
- 36:38Speaker 1: had a simultaneous stomach growl because my stomach just growled
- 36:41Speaker 1: at the same time. Are we like after after twelve
- 36:46Speaker 1: years of podcasting together. So if you are getting something removed,
- 36:50Speaker 1: it's usually a vascular birthmark. Um. Generally they don't try
- 36:53Speaker 1: and get rid of pigmented birth marks, although it's possible,
- 36:57Speaker 1: I think, but usually doctors don't treat that. No, but
- 37:00Speaker 1: if you if you have a child with say a
- 37:03Speaker 1: cafe ol a birthmark on their on their face, the
- 37:06Speaker 1: doctor is not going to be like, no, we're not
- 37:08Speaker 1: doing that. They'll they'll probably try to work it out,
- 37:11Speaker 1: but the results are not nearly as reliable as with
- 37:15Speaker 1: vascular birth marks, which have to do with um blood
- 37:18Speaker 1: vessels beneath the skin clustered together, overdeveloped, that kind of thing,
- 37:23Speaker 1: or what your doctor might say is, um, you know
- 37:27Speaker 1: what this thing is on your forehead, Grow your bangs
- 37:28Speaker 1: out until you get old enough to where you accept
- 37:31Speaker 1: this as like an individual trait that you're proud of.
- 37:35Speaker 1: There's a there's something called the British Association of Skin
- 37:39Speaker 1: Camouflage that is dedicated to helping people actually training makeup
- 37:45Speaker 1: artists on how to cover birthmarks because for some people
- 37:51Speaker 1: they'll just never get used to it. They don't want
- 37:53Speaker 1: to have to get used to it. They just rather
- 37:54Speaker 1: cover it up. And that's their right, that's the prerogative.
- 37:56Speaker 1: That's their birthmark. They can do whatever they want with it.
- 37:59Speaker 1: And so the average makeup artist doesn't know how to
- 38:02Speaker 1: do that. It actually takes special skills apparently, and so
- 38:05Speaker 1: there's groups who train people are interesting to do that.
- 38:09Speaker 1: We should do I don't. I don't know if it's
- 38:11Speaker 1: a short stuff for full length, but we should do
- 38:13Speaker 1: something on vida igo. Uh. I had a friend in
- 38:16Speaker 1: l a who, um, who had videl igo. And again,
- 38:20Speaker 1: like the same with some of this stuff. It's such
- 38:22Speaker 1: a forward facing thing if it's on your face, and
- 38:27Speaker 1: it's a big deal to people, it's an important, um,
- 38:31Speaker 1: it's important issue because like the bullying, like we were
- 38:33Speaker 1: talking about, we're just kids and adults remaining self conscious
- 38:37Speaker 1: about that kind of thing. It's it's sad, it is sad.
- 38:41Speaker 1: I agreed. I think we could all do a lot
- 38:43Speaker 1: better at accepting people with facial differences. What it's called.
- 38:47Speaker 1: There's something on facial differences. I don't remember what it was,
- 38:50Speaker 1: but I know I've mentioned this group before, changing Faces
- 38:52Speaker 1: dot Org. It's awesome. They're just there. Their whole thing
- 38:55Speaker 1: is like, hey, actually it's funny they um are they
- 38:58Speaker 1: promote skin campus if you want it. But they're also
- 39:02Speaker 1: they're big pushes like hey, rest of society, Like there's
- 39:06Speaker 1: nothing different about these people except for their face. Like
- 39:09Speaker 1: they're not cognitively challenged. They're not. They're not disabled in
- 39:13Speaker 1: any way or differently able. Like their face is different
- 39:17Speaker 1: for any number of reasons, and it's really kind of
- 39:20Speaker 1: on the rest of you to get over it, you know,
- 39:23Speaker 1: which I think is the healthiest approach if you ask me.
- 39:27Speaker 1: So the superstitions we were talking about, I know we
- 39:30Speaker 1: mentioned a couple early on, um, like that you were
- 39:33Speaker 1: touched by the devil, like that was real stuff. In
- 39:37Speaker 1: some cultures, uh, in China, there were some quirky ones
- 39:41Speaker 1: like if you have a right foot birthmark means you're adventurous.
- 39:45Speaker 1: It's on the left foot, it means you're really smart.
- 39:48Speaker 1: If it's on your tom toms, that means you're greedy.
- 39:51Speaker 1: And this is just sort of you know, culture and
- 39:54Speaker 1: folklore sure, um, the world around. So because we can't
- 39:58Speaker 1: explain what birthmarks or where they come from. All over
- 40:02Speaker 1: the world, people societies have said it's something the mom
- 40:07Speaker 1: did while she was pregnant. Course, and so we came
- 40:09Speaker 1: up with all sorts of dipstick ideas for exactly what
- 40:12Speaker 1: the mom did wrong to explain birthmarks. One of my
- 40:16Speaker 1: favorites is that the mom was startled and touched her face,
- 40:21Speaker 1: and at the exact same moment, the baby's blood vessels
- 40:23Speaker 1: at that point in the baby's face formed of birthmark.
- 40:28Speaker 1: It's very scientific. Or how about this, If you have
- 40:31Speaker 1: a strawberry mark as a baby, it's because mom ate
- 40:34Speaker 1: too many red things or can't play off the strawberry
- 40:37Speaker 1: or port wine staying they couldn't laugh off the wine. Yeah,
- 40:41Speaker 1: or coffee cafe a coffee that's so on the nose, Like,
- 40:45Speaker 1: come on, people, it is. There's this thing called the
- 40:47Speaker 1: doctrine of signs, where like if a food looked like
- 40:51Speaker 1: um a body part, it was associated with helping to
- 40:55Speaker 1: heal that body part, like beats um are good for
- 40:59Speaker 1: the for the blood or something like that, or avocados
- 41:02Speaker 1: are good for the testicles. Exactly. I was hoping you
- 41:05Speaker 1: would bring that up. Uh, let me see what else
- 41:08Speaker 1: um In Japan if um, a pregnant woman looked at
- 41:13Speaker 1: a fire or into a flame of some kind, they
- 41:16Speaker 1: thought that might cause a burn mark on the baby skin. Yep.
- 41:19Speaker 1: And I think some of these carry forward a little
- 41:21Speaker 1: bit even today. Well, the X ray one is obviously
- 41:24Speaker 1: fairly modern. Oh sure. Like the explanation is that the
- 41:28Speaker 1: mom got an X ray while she was pregnant. In it,
- 41:31Speaker 1: it basically left a mark on the baby. Yeah, that's
- 41:34Speaker 1: not true. That is not true. No. Um. The one
- 41:38Speaker 1: that really is always stuck out to me, and it
- 41:39Speaker 1: reminded me of this case I want to tell you about.
- 41:42Speaker 1: Um is this idea that a birthmark is actually a
- 41:45Speaker 1: mark left over from a past life. This is pretty neat,
- 41:48Speaker 1: Like if you have a birthmark that looks like a
- 41:50Speaker 1: bullet hole in your back, that means you were shot
- 41:52Speaker 1: in the back right in the past life, and not
- 41:55Speaker 1: just like that's what that means. Like there there are
- 42:00Speaker 1: I really hesitate the uses where they're documented cases of
- 42:04Speaker 1: this of this happening. Supposedly, there was this kid in Syria,
- 42:09Speaker 1: UM who was born with like a kind of like
- 42:12Speaker 1: a slash like birthmark I think, on the back of
- 42:15Speaker 1: his head, and apparently from a very early age, when
- 42:19Speaker 1: the kid like was able to start to talk, started
- 42:21Speaker 1: recounting being murdered with an axe and then started talking
- 42:25Speaker 1: about the village where he used to live and who
- 42:28Speaker 1: is what his name was, and then the guy that
- 42:30Speaker 1: killed him, and it was enough allegedly that the village
- 42:35Speaker 1: elders where this kid lived were like, we need to
- 42:37Speaker 1: go check this out. So they traveled to that other
- 42:39Speaker 1: village and they said, does so and so live here?
- 42:42Speaker 1: And they're like, yeah, he lives over there. And it's like, well,
- 42:45Speaker 1: did you did somebody else name this live here? Once
- 42:47Speaker 1: they're like, yes, he died, he vanished mysteriously, and they
- 42:51Speaker 1: went and talked to They went and talked to the accuser.
- 42:54Speaker 1: Um he broke down and confessed and showed him where
- 42:57Speaker 1: they buried the body that this kid supposedly was in
- 43:00Speaker 1: the past life who was murdered by an X. There's
- 43:04Speaker 1: just no way that that happened. But I love reading
- 43:06Speaker 1: about stuff like that. The part of me that's like
- 43:09Speaker 1: that subscribed to that time life books of like Paranormal
- 43:12Speaker 1: Phenomena still loves stories like that. Yeah, I think you
- 43:18Speaker 1: lost me when you said village elders. Oh yeah, yeah,
- 43:21Speaker 1: because you know they're the same ones that are like,
- 43:24Speaker 1: well you're a witch because yeah, see if you see
- 43:27Speaker 1: if she floats right, So what else you got any others?
- 43:32Speaker 1: Let me see here, Well, we talked about the devil's mark. Uh,
- 43:35Speaker 1: supposedly amb Boleyn was accused of witch crafty crafty supposedly.
- 43:40Speaker 1: I saw also that she most decidedly was not. Yeah,
- 43:44Speaker 1: I think that's the legend all right, possession by the devil.
- 43:51Speaker 1: It could be another one. And one thing that we
- 43:52Speaker 1: did know was, um, that definitely did happen historically from
- 43:57Speaker 1: the seventeenth to the nineteenth centuries. If you were Russian nobility,
- 44:02Speaker 1: you proved it by displaying your birth mark. Yeah, I
- 44:04Speaker 1: guess so yeah, Um, what's the what was the family
- 44:07Speaker 1: of the romanofs pretty interesting? Which actually holds water because
- 44:12Speaker 1: they think that some birthmarks may be congenital. It's entirely
- 44:15Speaker 1: possible that a family line, especially one that kind of
- 44:18Speaker 1: kept in themselves, you know what I mean, could conceivably
- 44:22Speaker 1: pass down something like a birthmark. Yeah, and so uh,
- 44:26Speaker 1: unless you do you have anything else, No, I don't
- 44:29Speaker 1: chuck take it away. I think we just should close
- 44:31Speaker 1: by really like stressing to any kids listening and parents
- 44:36Speaker 1: of children that vascular birth marks have to do with
- 44:39Speaker 1: blood vessels. No, just explain to your kids if there's
- 44:44Speaker 1: another kid in their class, as you know, a pretty
- 44:47Speaker 1: obvious birthmark, that they're just the same. And don't don't
- 44:51Speaker 1: tease kids for that stuff. If you're a kid that's
- 44:53Speaker 1: young and listening, we all look different, we all have
- 44:56Speaker 1: different skin tones. Yeah, just don't be a jerk. No,
- 45:01Speaker 1: I think that's really great advice. Now, I think the
- 45:03Speaker 1: golden rule. Think about how you might feel if somebody
- 45:06Speaker 1: was making fun of something about your body. That's a
- 45:08Speaker 1: good one too. Yeah. Uh, if you want to know
- 45:10Speaker 1: more about parenting, while you could just listen to all
- 45:13Speaker 1: of our other episodes. And since I said that, it's
- 45:16Speaker 1: time for listener mail. Uh. This is from Ryan and Lucy,
- 45:21Speaker 1: the aforementioned band name ref Uh. They have been to
- 45:25Speaker 1: our shows at the Bellhouse a couple of times, a
- 45:27Speaker 1: few times and uh, let me see where are they
- 45:31Speaker 1: from here? Road trips between New York and Providence. And
- 45:37Speaker 1: then they've seen us at the Bell House and they said,
- 45:38Speaker 1: we realize how much we get a kick out of
- 45:41Speaker 1: the various band names. And we started to inventory them
- 45:44Speaker 1: a few years ago since our wedding is next week,
- 45:47Speaker 1: we realize that now it's a perfect time UM to
- 45:50Speaker 1: just go ahead and send you the list. I'm not
- 45:51Speaker 1: sure why that has anything to do anything, but Ryan
- 45:53Speaker 1: and Lucy congratulations. Yea, for what it's worth. Ryan's favorite
- 45:57Speaker 1: a is worm burden. Oh yeah, from Hookworm and Lucy's
- 46:01Speaker 1: mouth parts. Yeah, that's from a lot of episodes. But
- 46:05Speaker 1: we'll just buzz through these really quickly, just for nostalgis
- 46:08Speaker 1: sake and aspiring bands jump in and take these and
- 46:13Speaker 1: give us some money for him. There's some real gold
- 46:15Speaker 1: in here. Are we doing all those? Yeah? Oh my god,
- 46:18Speaker 1: that's right. I'll go through them quickly. Fistful of neurons,
- 46:22Speaker 1: warm burden, tub of pulp. I know you want to
- 46:25Speaker 1: comment on everyone, just throw in what you think is
- 46:29Speaker 1: really good gon here like threat simulation theory, poor fred
- 46:33Speaker 1: noon in. I remember that one, Uh, sweet, give me
- 46:36Speaker 1: the teat. I don't remember that one. It was from
- 46:40Speaker 1: Uncanny Valley, but I don't remember saying that was a
- 46:43Speaker 1: band or even how it would relate to it. This
- 46:46Speaker 1: is from movie Crush Sick Vandalism. That's a good one.
- 46:50Speaker 1: Flesh on the chunks, hot plastic, injection, pyrocastic flow. That's
- 46:55Speaker 1: a good one. Flaming death, death bolts, pantos that is
- 46:58Speaker 1: a legendary one. Conceptual walls framing him cohort offspring, cohort,
- 47:03Speaker 1: omni cohort, third generation cohort offspring, spousal cohort. I don't
- 47:08Speaker 1: remember any of those. All those were from that heart study. Okay,
- 47:12Speaker 1: uh oh, that's right. Cortical homunculous, that's pretty good, medieval synthesis,
- 47:17Speaker 1: magic bullet. I want to retract this next one because
- 47:22Speaker 1: apparently I said herbal Douches was a good band name.
- 47:25Speaker 1: I take that back. That's terrible. Uh. Slaughtered narwhal peck lube,
- 47:32Speaker 1: sex linked recessive manhole incidents. That's a good one. Graphic spew,
- 47:37Speaker 1: gross nuclear bulge, love it, local group. That's kind of dumb.
- 47:43Speaker 1: Oh no, I can see it, kind of like scrantnicity.
- 47:47Speaker 1: Oh sure, the Electric Death Commission. I love that one.
- 47:51Speaker 1: Dr Foss bomb drop What was that one? Michael Dillon Huh,
- 47:57Speaker 1: I don't remember exactly what that referenced death master file
- 48:01Speaker 1: mouth part uh the of course, the classic frozen poop knife,
- 48:06Speaker 1: sloth moths, radioactive cats, that one's dumb. Static Crush. I
- 48:11Speaker 1: like that one. Damage Knight not bad. The descriptive ists
- 48:15Speaker 1: that's a little haughty, I think, but I could be
- 48:18Speaker 1: kind of like Mumford and Sonsie kind of music, right, Yeah, exactly,
- 48:23Speaker 1: it sounds too much like Decembrists. I think that is
- 48:27Speaker 1: exactly right. Bathtub Gin Wasted on Excitement. That's an album title,
- 48:32Speaker 1: he says, But that's pretty good as a band. Mother Culture,
- 48:35Speaker 1: Jungle x Ray very recent, uh wet record the album
- 48:39Speaker 1: from Jungle x Ray to Whale Bolt from Corduroy and
- 48:43Speaker 1: then going Postal, which he says is a lot of
- 48:45Speaker 1: bands are called that. Yeah, I think you looked that
- 48:48Speaker 1: up even into it. I think, so those are good.
- 48:50Speaker 1: We always always, any time we talk about great band
- 48:54Speaker 1: names from episodes, have to give a shout out, especially
- 48:56Speaker 1: when Frozen Poop Knife comes up to Diarrhya Planet. Well,
- 49:00Speaker 1: he had that on the list. I think he didn't
- 49:02Speaker 1: quite understand that that is a real band. That is
- 49:04Speaker 1: a real band that pre dates Frozen Proof Knife. I know.
- 49:07Speaker 1: I'd like to think that they've been tweeted at over
- 49:09Speaker 1: the years. Oh they've tweeted to us. Oh that's right,
- 49:12Speaker 1: they have right, they said, Um, they said, hey, sorry,
- 49:14Speaker 1: we're gonna stick with our Thanks for thinking of it.
- 49:18Speaker 1: In other words, shut up. Maybe I don't know. I
- 49:22Speaker 1: think it depends on how you look at the world. Okay,
- 49:25Speaker 1: so I think that's it everybody. I don't remember what's
- 49:28Speaker 1: going on anymore. But this is the end of the episode.
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