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OUTRO: 2 Darts 2 Furious · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Are you ready to roll? Jason?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Fan of the Hurdarky Big Show podcast, make sure
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  Speaker 2: your Instagram at Kdarky Big Show.
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  Speaker 3: Into them every weekday on radio.
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  Speaker 2: Can we not talk over it?
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  Speaker 1: Thanks? Mate? I'm just saying how over I am. That
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  Speaker 1: trailer doesn't bother me.
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  Speaker 2: I don't give a shit. I don't like what because
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  Speaker 2: I would like us to choose like a sound for
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  Speaker 2: our show, and I think it should be sort of
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  Speaker 2: in line with the total Nick Tuesday music, like really
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  Speaker 2: like sixy and get a New Zealand, you know, sure,
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  Speaker 2: whereas that's just sort of loud, poppy, you know, make
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  Speaker 2: it so keasy. Well, I can't do anything because I'm
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  Speaker 2: just a lowly afternoon announcer.
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  Speaker 1: That's true.
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  Speaker 3: So what you're saying we just dump it on pugsans.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not saying dump on pugsun. I'm saying that it's
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  Speaker 2: probably more of a toddy he you'd have to make
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  Speaker 2: a call on it.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, what do you he's tiding out?
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  Speaker 1: Pigs back now for this top rating podcast?
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  Speaker 3: It is top rating too huge? How is your weekend, Fellas?
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  Speaker 1: Good weekend? Many spent? What do I do Saturday. It's
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  Speaker 1: been about four hours online with Google support because our
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  Speaker 1: our email network had gone down at Frank Yeah right.
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  Speaker 2: Darnell mentioned something about that it was a good time
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  Speaker 2: emails had been sending or something.
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  Speaker 1: None had been sending and none I've been getting received,
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  Speaker 1: so and then we couldn't work out what was wrong
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  Speaker 1: with it. And then so I spent four hours. But
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  Speaker 1: that was good at least. The good thing about it
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  Speaker 1: was it wasn't on a Monday, Tuesday. Wednesdays is a Friday, right, Sure,
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  Speaker 1: it was the weekend. It was a weekend. I'd rather not,
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  Speaker 1: but at least it wasn't Efin and Jeff as much.
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  Speaker 1: But years they had been down for about thirty six hours.
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  Speaker 1: So I did that. I went to sky City Tower. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: we'll get into.
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  Speaker 3: That and the show Skytower.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get to that in the show. Watched Get Pumped
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  Speaker 1: with the Rugby screamed the house down when we got
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  Speaker 1: fucking smoked in the Warriors game. I did have a
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  Speaker 1: really good weekend. Yes, actually I had fun Saturday.
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  Speaker 2: Saturday night. It's my wife's Nipble prize giving that I
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  Speaker 2: had to.
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  Speaker 1: Go along to Oh you had to, Yeah, I did.
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  Speaker 2: Have to because did I explain it on the show.
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  Speaker 1: I think you were saying that she said that you
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  Speaker 1: couldn't go, but that you'd managed to get a ticket
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  Speaker 1: from somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because she was selling tickets. No, the situation was
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  Speaker 2: the girls were all meeting up, the girls as you
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  Speaker 2: call them. There's a team of ten of them. I
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  Speaker 2: think like there was eight of them and me and
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  Speaker 2: one of the boys, one of the other girl's husband's Matt,
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  Speaker 2: who's one of my mates. Yeah, we were just gonna
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  Speaker 2: hang out, watch the Olympics, watch NRL, eat pizza, drink
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  Speaker 2: beers while they were off doing this. And then it
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  Speaker 2: turned out one of the other girls forgot that it
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  Speaker 2: was Nipple prize giving and she'd invited her partner, whose
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  Speaker 2: long distance, to come up for the weekend. And so
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  Speaker 2: she's like, oh, he's just gonna have to like sit
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  Speaker 2: in my apartment while we do this prize giving party
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  Speaker 2: and then I will just get Matt and christ come
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  Speaker 2: three way. And so it was me, Mett and this
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  Speaker 2: other fellow standing in the corner just chatting the Scott
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  Speaker 2: while the girls got really drunk. But then I got
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  Speaker 2: quite drunk as well, and then climbed a tree.
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  Speaker 3: Why did you climb a tree?
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  Speaker 2: Because I was bored. I was waiting for the person
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  Speaker 2: with the car keys was coming. They were taking forever
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  Speaker 2: and there was a really climbable tree. I got up there.
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  Speaker 3: I was just trying to remember the last time I
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  Speaker 3: climbed a tree, probably when I was about five. I
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  Speaker 3: had a good weekend, too.
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  Speaker 1: Crazy.
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  Speaker 3: I thought that was that you went home and you
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  Speaker 3: were saying you were hungover all Sunday.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry Jason, just.
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  Speaker 3: Then laying out with your hands down your pants.
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  Speaker 2: Sunday was a bit of a dusty day. But we
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  Speaker 2: did a whole lot of errands. So we've recently switched mortgage,
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  Speaker 2: our mortgage to another bank, which involves changing all of
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  Speaker 2: our AP's, all of everything, all of our payments to
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  Speaker 2: all insurance ban like bills. Now I have to be
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  Speaker 2: transferred across. And that is a ball ach. That was
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  Speaker 2: me on Sunday. And then the Warriors, which was a
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  Speaker 2: huge ball lake.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah it was, I'll be honest. Actually I completely forgot
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  Speaker 3: they were on, and then I went, oh no, Actually
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  Speaker 3: my wife said, oh the Warriors playing, and I went,
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  Speaker 3: oh god, So I missed the first twenty when we
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  Speaker 3: were down like sex nel or something like that. But
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  Speaker 3: what a match, what a game and tragedy at the
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  Speaker 3: end there, bloody good kick from whoever that fellow was. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it was a disappointing weekend on the sporting front. Quite
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  Speaker 3: frankly got decked in the rugby, and.
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  Speaker 2: Only in the rugby.
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  Speaker 3: The Olympics it was all Yeah, the Olympics were good
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  Speaker 3: apart from that stupid breakdowns shot, yes, and the shot.
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  Speaker 3: But you know, I had a good weekend. My wife
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  Speaker 3: actually went out to a cooking class on set day
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  Speaker 3: night's learning how to with with all her workmates.
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  Speaker 1: What were they cooking? What genre?
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  Speaker 3: It was?
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  Speaker 1: Male strippers, Asian fuse.
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  Speaker 3: And she said, the lady that was running work, the
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  Speaker 3: lady that was running it was really good and it
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  Speaker 3: was actually really useful, And I say, well, we should
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  Speaker 3: start doing that. I'd be into that, well, cooking cooking classes.
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  Speaker 3: That'd be good.
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  Speaker 2: Would you say, we do you mean the big Show?
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  Speaker 3: No? I mean we could, but no, her and I
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  Speaker 3: we can't. You know, I'd be into that big time.
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  Speaker 3: How to properly cook me?
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  Speaker 2: Or did you? Just as they were halfway through explaining it, yell,
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  Speaker 2: cook the man some iffing eggs.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because that's been such a fucking great thing in
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  Speaker 3: my life, such a great moment in my career.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny because on TikTok people will just upload moments
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  Speaker 2: from TV in New Zealand or just completely other people's
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  Speaker 2: content and say, this is so funny, you can't believe
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  Speaker 2: this was on TV, and then upload it and it's
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  Speaker 2: not their content at all, And it got like there
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  Speaker 2: was one of you doing that came up. I had
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  Speaker 2: a hundred thousand likes, Yeah, not just one hundred thousand
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  Speaker 2: views likes, and it was just some random account guy I.
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  Speaker 1: Can't believe in New Zealand. Head.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, so people just upload random ship and so you're
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  Speaker 2: even though you haven't posted, it's still doing the rounds.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well I I showed it to my mother recently, liken'.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like to revisit that particular segment of my life, frankly,
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  Speaker 3: and I'd be terrified of what people One of my well, Radar,
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  Speaker 3: you remember Radar who we interview to Radar when he
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  Speaker 3: saw it, he was like, what have you done?
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  Speaker 1: What have you done? He's quite a clean yeah, he's.
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  Speaker 3: Very conscious of that sort of stuff, and he was like,
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  Speaker 3: what have you done?
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  Speaker 1: Made television history in New Zealand career ending and that
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  Speaker 1: was actually the best thing I've ever done.
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  Speaker 2: The whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 2: Radio Hiarchy, Remember they Big Show podcast. The most controversial
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  Speaker 2: moment in New Zealand in Tellivision history was on Jerry
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  Speaker 2: Show and He's Fine And it wasn't even gay old Gore.
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  Speaker 2: It was the the hist take of a to deal
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  Speaker 2: based pornography called anal Manah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, which was the hell of the time.
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  Speaker 2: It's just like and it was just like I remember
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  Speaker 2: watching it and it's the most complained about moment in
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  Speaker 2: New Zealand TV history. He's fine, He's hosting bloody seven sharp.
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  Speaker 1: He is, He's doing all right on the breakfast show?
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  Speaker 3: Was he on the station?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Wow, yeah, yeah, he must be rolling in it. Absolutely,
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  Speaker 3: dog squad money all both let's not get carried away
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  Speaker 3: like the seven sharp money and then this dog squad money.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, and then I got stuck into the garden
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  Speaker 3: on Sunday found I had that classic moment at about
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  Speaker 3: sort of ten o'clock in the morning and I went
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  Speaker 3: or we went and did a shop and then we
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  Speaker 3: came back and I was like, I really should do
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  Speaker 3: the lawns and that sort of stuff. And I waved
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  Speaker 3: for about twenty minutes and then I went, no, do
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  Speaker 3: what I hated it?
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  Speaker 2: Isn't it fun? You did hate it? I thought you'd
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  Speaker 2: liked doing the lawn.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they're all they were so long and wet, right,
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  Speaker 3: and it was just not fun and it was just
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  Speaker 3: But it done now. So that's the main thing I
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  Speaker 3: can get back on top with this.
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  Speaker 2: See I'm the I'm like, I'll be thinking, shit, I
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  Speaker 2: should get out in the garden. In fact, I've got
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  Speaker 2: timber and bark and weed matting and all the stuff
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  Speaker 2: there to frame this garden we've got. And I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I can't be bothered doing I've got a spear hour.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe I should go do that. I can't be bothered
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  Speaker 2: doing it. However, once I'm out there and doing it,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, this is great. I should do this every
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  Speaker 2: single day, but I just never do.
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  Speaker 3: My my garden is so disastrous.
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  Speaker 2: Is this your lady garden or your.
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  Speaker 3: No, mate, my front garden. I don't really have a
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  Speaker 3: front garden. We do. Actually that's that's quite overgrown with
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  Speaker 3: ferns and ship down the back. It's like as I
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  Speaker 3: said when my when my daughter came up from Australia,
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  Speaker 3: she said, it's like have us in Wonderland out the
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  Speaker 3: back of your house and it kind of air is
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  Speaker 3: So I've just we've just got to knuckle down and
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  Speaker 3: do the hard yards.
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  Speaker 2: Can I say something? I want you to take any offense?
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  Speaker 3: So my wife hates gardening apparently not? Can I? Well,
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  Speaker 3: it depends what it is.
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  Speaker 1: Is that one of the worst lines say that where
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  Speaker 1: you can say it, but you've got to promise you're
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  Speaker 1: not going to be offended.
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  Speaker 3: Can't I don't know. I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Can I rephrase it? I mean no offense?
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  Speaker 1: This is just that's good. I'm looking forward to this.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, trailer, it's not going to be worth it. The
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  Speaker 2: question is I puture your house not getting a lot
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  Speaker 2: of sun. I put your house quite cold because all
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  Speaker 2: the trees and stuff are overgrown around it and your
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  Speaker 2: house is never gets any sun. Is that true?
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  Speaker 1: No? Right, heaps of sun.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we get a lot of sun, right and like
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  Speaker 3: no offense. Our second lounge, a little lounge is bathed
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  Speaker 3: in sunlight.
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  Speaker 2: Right north face out.
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  Speaker 3: And we also had a massive tree that used to
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  Speaker 3: be out of the front of the house, which was massive.
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  Speaker 2: But the massive tree which we we got rid of
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  Speaker 2: and did like all the lounges are flooded with all
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  Speaker 2: the lounges.
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  Speaker 3: Two lounges, you've got three.
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  Speaker 1: But you do always have your curtains closed because you
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  Speaker 1: hate the sunlight.
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  Speaker 3: That's true.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you just closed all the curtains and punched
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  Speaker 2: darts and watched Last of the Summer White on TV.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I punched darts in my house. Those were the day
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  Speaker 3: I tell you what, man, I wish I could. I know,
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  Speaker 3: I don't. I like going outside to smoke, but it's
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  Speaker 3: good fell It would feel weird if I did had
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  Speaker 3: a CIGGI inside.
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  Speaker 1: I did it pretty recently. Did you have that when
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  Speaker 1: the wife went away? It was good ship.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You have the doors all open, I did? Yeah, yeah, right, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Question is it going to I don't want you to
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  Speaker 2: take any offense to the now. See there was no
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  Speaker 2: offense in that last question. I noticed when you were
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  Speaker 2: driving the other day, j because we follow each other
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  Speaker 2: out of the car park. This is just a genuine question.
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  Speaker 2: When you are smoking, you have your hand on the
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  Speaker 2: roof with the dart in your fingers on the roof,
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  Speaker 2: while driving along like thirty k in traffic bringing your
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  Speaker 2: smoke down?
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  Speaker 1: Is that?
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  Speaker 2: What's the idea behind that? Just to keep the smoke
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  Speaker 2: smell out of the car? Yes, right, okay, because I'd
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  Speaker 2: be worried that it would just fly out of my
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  Speaker 2: hand or something.
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  Speaker 3: No. I griped that bastard, real that.
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  Speaker 2: White knuckle with it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm trying to not I'm trying not.
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  Speaker 1: To smoke in the car now, right, Okay, that's what
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  Speaker 1: you qualify is not smoking the hand outside the window.
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  Speaker 3: No, it doesn't. It doesn't count. Have a puff, But
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  Speaker 3: I'm my big weakness is the one after the show,
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  Speaker 3: and I'll still have that, right? Why does that?
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  Speaker 1: Because it just doesn't?
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  Speaker 3: I just love it? Yeah, it's it's my second favorite
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  Speaker 3: smoke of the day.
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  Speaker 2: Could you just do have two smokes a day? And
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  Speaker 2: that's it? No, it's like if you either cold turkey,
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  Speaker 2: right or just two a day, one in the morning
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  Speaker 2: and one after the show.
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  Speaker 1: Is that an option? An option?
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  Speaker 3: Not really?
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  Speaker 2: No, so cold turkey is the only option?
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  Speaker 3: Well?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, okay, it's just so interesting because I just
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  Speaker 2: couldn't smoke because of my asthma. Yeah, and now I
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  Speaker 2: don't know anything about it?
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  Speaker 1: What about your pest drinking? Could you just have two
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  Speaker 1: every time? Every time you drink? You only ever have two?
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  Speaker 2: I can have two as long as no one else
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  Speaker 2: is drinking. Yeah, sure, So could you just have two
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  Speaker 2: every time you drink? I mean if I had to? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I actually could.
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  Speaker 1: For the rest of your life. No, not for the
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  Speaker 1: rest yeah, hang on, it's the same as for the cities.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, I mean I could on some days, but
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  Speaker 1: then other days I have fifty. Right.
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  Speaker 2: But the thing with me, if no one else is
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  Speaker 2: drinking and there's no booths in my house, I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to drink.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: Is that the same with smoking?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Or do you feel like shit? I could go for
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  Speaker 2: a smoke right now because I don't feel.
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  Speaker 3: That way always, right, Okay, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's so interesting, man, so interesting.
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  Speaker 3: They easy.
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  Speaker 2: I find it interesting.
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  Speaker 3: But but what's my wife kicking me? Now?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? God? Just text me as well?
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: Oh god, you want to know what she texted me?
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  Speaker 3: Go on, you be amazing, you'd be amazing.
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  Speaker 1: What was the question? Though?
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  Speaker 3: I dropped my daughter off somewhere, all right, So she's
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  Speaker 3: taking the purse out of you? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Probably, I see, So she spelt that wrong with poor
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  Speaker 2: grammar as a bit of a joke, like you'd be amazing.
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  Speaker 3: That's how we communicate via text, right, be amazing amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Instead of you'd be amazing or you are amazing.
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  Speaker 1: You are okay, So she's yeah, okay, what nice one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I get back to stage. Stage.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to The Hudicky Big Show four toill seven every
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  Speaker 2: weekday on radio.
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  Speaker 3: Holder Tom Parkson is giving me the eye from a
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  Speaker 3: studio v moon, is he Yeah,