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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show June 19th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: What you show.
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  Speaker 2: Joe Coy is gonna join us for the d u
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  Speaker 2: i Q. I know you've been here for this before.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah, so uh, Sea Bass, why don't you
• 0:09
  Speaker 2: go ahead and explain the way it works? Everybody? Please?
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  Speaker 3: I ask a very drunk person the simplest, easiest trivia
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  Speaker 3: questions that everyone in the world right now knows the
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  Speaker 3: answer to. But the question is will the drunk person
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  Speaker 3: know the answer? And if you guess whether they know
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  Speaker 3: two times out of three correctly, you win.
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  Speaker 2: And then we guess Joe so on the drunk person,
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  Speaker 2: and also just for funzies, we get to guess whether
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  Speaker 2: a very sober Menace and Sammy will get the answer right. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so they're the.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're not drunk at all.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Let's say hw to our contest. Let's say hi to Mark.
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  Speaker 2: What's good Mark? There's a Mark? All right? So you're
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  Speaker 2: gonna play the d u i Q. Now, before we
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  Speaker 2: get to the questions they count toward you winning a
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  Speaker 2: prize or not, Mark, we're gonna get to know the
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  Speaker 2: drunk a little bit better. Just see how with it
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  Speaker 2: or not with it? They are?
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  Speaker 3: Who is this person, Sea Bass Cat And she's gonna
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  Speaker 3: tell us number one what she's up to, but also
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  Speaker 3: a little bit about her sexy past.
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  Speaker 4: Gray.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, here's kats. What are you doing to night?
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  Speaker 5: We're getting getting messed up?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, well oh yeah she's getting married.
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  Speaker 3: My best friend's getting married.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, when we were sixteen yeaheen years old.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on, so your friend over here says that you
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  Speaker 3: guys kiss when you're sixteen, Yes, best friend.
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  Speaker 5: I gave her a kiss on her sixteenth birthday.
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  Speaker 2: When I gave her ad.
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  Speaker 5: What did you have drink tonight? I'm like three shots.
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  Speaker 1: I had like some white wine and some Yaga Bob.
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  Speaker 3: One more shot and yeah, I think any one more
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  Speaker 3: short short st st.
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  Speaker 5: Greg.
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  Speaker 3: I think that that's pretty decent. Where like someone's like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I've never been kissed, and girlfriend's like my
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  Speaker 3: sixteenth Well you know I could be her first, right, and.
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  Speaker 1: They are talking about it all these years later and
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  Speaker 1: there still.
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  Speaker 3: There's a proud yeah good time.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, we kissed when she turned sixteen years Hey.
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  Speaker 2: Guy who just met Yeah, I got a story for
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  Speaker 2: you on camera. It's a mark that is cat. You're
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  Speaker 2: ready for question number one, Let's do it. Here we go,
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  Speaker 2: du i q.
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  Speaker 5: How many miles are in a half marathon?
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  Speaker 2: How many miles are in a half marathon?
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  Speaker 3: And Medicin's not to give too much away, but Medica
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  Speaker 3: has gotten into running with he does the Burt Kreischer Run.
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  Speaker 2: Now, yeah, I would say he's gotten into running.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's he's done it twice three times?
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  Speaker 6: Oh wow, three times.
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  Speaker 4: I'll get this is not an easy question.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, if you know how long a marathon is, it
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  Speaker 7: is and you.
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  Speaker 3: Know how to do that.
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  Speaker 2: We don't, Yeah, don't don't.
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  Speaker 4: How long is a marathon?
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  Speaker 3: Well, don't you have to know that?
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  Speaker 7: You have to think.
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  Speaker 3: Don't say it out loud?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think I do?
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  Speaker 2: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 7: I wouldn't if I didn't somebody who's obsessed with.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you why I say it. We're still going.
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  Speaker 3: Have you not thought about doing any comedy related sporting events?
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  Speaker 3: It's working for Burton? Tom say, well, we.
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  Speaker 2: Were talking about it, like dude, why like why run?
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  Speaker 2: Like why hike? You know what I mean? Like you're
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  Speaker 2: talking about like you don't injure yourself, like you've never
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  Speaker 2: heard this about something blowing their knee out on the
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  Speaker 2: couch or like falling off a Cliff, you know, on
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  Speaker 2: the couch attacked by a bear on the couch.
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  Speaker 4: I threw my shoulder out sleeping one time.
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  Speaker 2: Sleeping, Yeah, exactly, all right, I'm gonna say Menace will
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  Speaker 2: get this one, Sammy will get this one, and Cat
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  Speaker 2: will not.
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  Speaker 8: I can I say yeah? I think I think Sammy
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  Speaker 8: and me are going to get it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so you say yes, what about to the drunk
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  Speaker 2: girl cat? Will she come up with the answer? No, idea.
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  Speaker 7: I'm feeling very pessimistic. I'm saying triple no, triple no.
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  Speaker 1: Gregory, I think yes to Menace. Uh, come on?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: And Mark, what do you think? Yes or no? No
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  Speaker 2: for Cat? No for Cat? Question number one?
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  Speaker 5: How many miles are in a half marathon?
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  Speaker 2: Menace?
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  Speaker 6: I believe it's thirteen?
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  Speaker 3: Sammy thirteen any clothes? Would you like to add any
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  Speaker 3: kind of decimal and a half and a half?
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  Speaker 2: No, because the.
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  Speaker 3: Decimal was important to your Actually, okay.
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  Speaker 2: That is true.
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  Speaker 9: Thirteen point three.
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  Speaker 2: Point two closer, closer thirteen point one. A marathon is twenty.
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  Speaker 3: Point one marathon.
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  Speaker 2: And I'll tell you why. I know this because I
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  Speaker 2: saw all these people with stickers in your card said
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  Speaker 2: thirteen point one I couldn't figure out what the hell
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  Speaker 2: that meant. It just meant they ran a half marathon,
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  Speaker 2: because the marathon's twenty six point two miles, and it's
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  Speaker 2: for a stupid reason.
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  Speaker 7: It's like, hundreds of years ago, it took this guy
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  Speaker 7: this long to run to the castle. And it's like, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's the answer.
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  Speaker 3: It's also it's a person gang the thirteen point one.
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  Speaker 2: I know, Joe. I respect that you say when you
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  Speaker 2: don't know something. I do that on this show with
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  Speaker 2: this particular segment all the time. And there's a bunch
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  Speaker 2: of this stuff that is quote super easy, and everybody
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  Speaker 2: knows did I not easy? I have no idea. But
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  Speaker 2: that's the only reason I knew that one is because
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  Speaker 2: all the stupid stickers. Yeah, let's see if let's see
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  Speaker 2: if you didn't get it. Question number one d u
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  Speaker 2: i Q.
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  Speaker 5: How many miles are in a half marathon?
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  Speaker 6: Five thousand?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's better, five thousand, yeah, okay, yeah. Well, hey
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  Speaker 2: you're on the board. Mark you got one point. You
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  Speaker 2: need one more point in order to win this round
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  Speaker 2: of the d u i Q. Here we go. Question
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  Speaker 2: number two, what is the University of Iowa's nickname no idea.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, I know that.
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  Speaker 7: I think you to Wait you mean the mascot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that because that's why exactly, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: You're traveling all the time. We're always in these towns.
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  Speaker 3: You're always in these towns. Yeah, you always have your
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  Speaker 3: TV on Saturday morning. And yeah, I don't follow.
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  Speaker 2: College sports well either, but I think I never went
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  Speaker 2: to college. No, don't follow college sports. I'm heading the ground.
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  Speaker 1: I get it.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying I'm in the dark on this one.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know it.
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  Speaker 4: I feel smart right now, I really really smart. I
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  Speaker 4: would have got this drunk.
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  Speaker 2: No no for cat triple no triple, no triple no. Greg,
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying quadruple no, quadruple no.
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  Speaker 4: Joe Coy Menace and Sammy, are you going to get this?
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  Speaker 2: Sammy drunk rol? What get drunk girl?
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, she doesn't even know what today is?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Mark, what do you think?
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  Speaker 4: No way? No way?
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  Speaker 2: Question number two for the d U i Q. What
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  Speaker 2: is the University of Iowa's nicknamed Sammy?
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  Speaker 5: Like Corn?
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  Speaker 4: What? Corn?
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  Speaker 2: Faith?
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  Speaker 3: You shouldn't know.
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  Speaker 4: Joe, She's just very you know.
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  Speaker 8: She always reminds me of like a college.
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  Speaker 4: A college girl.
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  Speaker 8: Like when I met her, she was like, yeah, blueberry margarita.
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  Speaker 2: Not much. I didn't feel about the same. It's fair corn.
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  Speaker 2: So clearly that's not right.
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  Speaker 10: Menace well Samy and I have ESBN because I also
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  Speaker 10: wrote down corn Huskers.
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking throughout that?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Joe, you and I we respect these stages and
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  Speaker 3: the people that reside in this.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, and they got mad corn into wine Iowa.
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  Speaker 3: Any they also have many birds. Which what is the.
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  Speaker 5: University of Iowa's nickname?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? I told you, I don't know, No, not you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm making fun of like they think everybody knows this.
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  Speaker 5: I wrote down, hold on what is the University of
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  Speaker 5: Iowa's nickname?
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  Speaker 7: I had two answers, the Huskers and the Buckeyes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I put cornhusky.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Gina almost as she combines the two.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she would have got it.
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  Speaker 3: But what is it the buck eyes?
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  Speaker 4: What is almost?
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  Speaker 2: That's? Ohio the eye?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, I was kidding.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I told you if you guys, guys, you can
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  Speaker 3: buy those two. You kind of had it.
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  Speaker 2: What is it hawky? I did?
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  Speaker 3: I did?
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  Speaker 6: Never heard of that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't exist.
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  Speaker 2: You've never heard of it. I've heard of it.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't heard of it.
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  Speaker 4: You never heard of that?
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  Speaker 2: WI heard of it. I've heard of it, But I
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  Speaker 2: couldn't have told you that was there a.
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  Speaker 3: Major college football force every year? If you're not into
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  Speaker 3: college football?
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  Speaker 6: The well so ol.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Just on American Question number two, d u i Q.
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  Speaker 5: What is the University of Iowa's nickname?
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  Speaker 3: Iowins? They had like a theme song winds.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Mark, that was easy work for you, my friend.
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  Speaker 2: You are the winner on the d U i Q. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: all right, congratulations man, hang on one second. We appreciate
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  Speaker 2: you listening to wood Show. Have yourself a fantastic weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Hey did you know the answer that question? Be honest?
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  Speaker 2: I did not see.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want I don't watch football.
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  Speaker 2: This weird? Joe Coy and Sea Bass, who know the answer.
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  Speaker 4: I'm here?
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  Speaker 3: We are thirteen point one man, there's the Hawk Eye Iowa.
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  Speaker 2: Here we go. Questions probably question number three do U
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  Speaker 2: i Q? Donald Glover?
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  Speaker 3: First start on what CV sitcom?
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  Speaker 7: Joe, don't look like you don't know?
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  Speaker 5: Donald Glover? First start on what CV sitcom?
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  Speaker 4: Could I say?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 3: I think I think Sammy probably likes this sitcom?
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  Speaker 2: No for no for cat. That's easy. Uh yeah, menace
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  Speaker 2: menace yes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he has to wrap. Donald Glover is the rap.
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  Speaker 8: Career, Yes, Sammy, Sammy no man and Sammy yes, and
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  Speaker 8: you have a lot of faith menace.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I believe it.
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  Speaker 7: So yeah correct menace yes, Sammy no cat No?
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  Speaker 4: All right?
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  Speaker 1: But Greg, what do you say? I second that No,
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  Speaker 1: Sammy no cat, yes all right?
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  Speaker 2: Question number three d uy Q Donald Glover.
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  Speaker 5: First start on what CVCO.
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  Speaker 10: Sammy community community Menace Sammy is crack community community?
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  Speaker 2: Donald Danny, which which somebody to be right for? Before that?
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  Speaker 6: Oh wait, say it again, I hear you.
• 10:23
  Speaker 2: It's to be right for.
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  Speaker 8: Before that was acomarks and reck no thirty Rock.
• 10:32
  Speaker 10: And then he started in Atlanta and he goes by Chilish
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  Speaker 10: Gambino and yeah they said like whenever he did a
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  Speaker 10: Spider Man Sneries with his brother.
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  Speaker 2: But when that name comes up, it's one of those
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  Speaker 2: where we're just talking about that people who get confused,
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  Speaker 2: like they go oh like it was like Laverne Cox
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  Speaker 2: and Courney Cox basically because people go.
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  Speaker 1: Cox, Okay, yeah, they get confused by Cox, Laverne Cox
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  Speaker 1: and friends.
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  Speaker 2: It's the Cox that throw them off.
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  Speaker 4: Oh way, who's Laverne Cox.
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  Speaker 2: That's from the black Oh okay, yeah, didn't didn't. No,
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  Speaker 2: they're not.
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  Speaker 1: Cool.
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  Speaker 2: They were, Yeah, didn't they didn't. They just say that
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  Speaker 2: now the deis dried up, they don't get any work.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, well she she made a comment like that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: and somebody was like, I wouldn't put that out there.
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  Speaker 2: Don't say the only reason you're getting because that's not
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  Speaker 2: the best foot forward.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Question number three d u i Q Donald Glover first,
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  Speaker 3: start on what CV sitcom.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'm seventh.
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  Speaker 2: Heaven, seventh Heaven.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: When you said Donald Glove, at first, I was thinking,
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: like lethal weapon, Danny Glover, I'm like, oh, it's got
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  Speaker 2: to be an old like yeah, so like that's what
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying, like the names.
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  Speaker 3: And Danny yeah, and he us his child so that
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  Speaker 3: makes sense right, Yeah, But I was I was getting
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  Speaker 3: them like, uh.
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  Speaker 2: Just here in the name alone. You know you said
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: that the guy community I know is childish Gambino.
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. You said you admit when you don't
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  Speaker 1: know stuff. I will admit today on the d u
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  Speaker 1: i Q, I got all three wrong.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know any of the windows away from Greg
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  Speaker 2: will lick them embarrassing, shockingly stupid.
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  Speaker 3: Like the dog little thing with me makes sense? And
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  Speaker 3: I guess because Greg didn't go to a football school,
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  Speaker 3: so I guess that makes sense.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even ask what the football team was until
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  Speaker 1: I arrived on campus and they said, we don't have
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  Speaker 1: one of them.
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  Speaker 5: Damn it. My sports package I saw.
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  Speaker 7: My sports package is the second day at school for
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  Speaker 7: a bag of ditch.
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  Speaker 4: Wee w.
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  Speaker 2: It was funny because your dad was like a sportscaster,
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  Speaker 2: sports the thing.
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  Speaker 3: Greg's a big NFL fan, so you take every year.
• 12:56
  Speaker 3: Oh so and so was coming from blah blah, but
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: I've never heard the hawk eye's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. A lot of times you'll hear like the like
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  Speaker 2: you'll hear, oh he came from Iowa, he came from
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  Speaker 2: Michigan State, or like, but not the name of the
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  Speaker 2: mascot per se.
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  Speaker 3: Per Se, that's fancy is always France.
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  Speaker 4: That's a nice.
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  Speaker 2: Joe Coy is here, and then we're gonna take a
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  Speaker 2: quick break, will come back and oh something. I know
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  Speaker 2: Greg will be interested in hearing. I think Joe you
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: will be uh like you're you're you're a good helpful friend,
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: you know, always looking to help a friend out. So Morgan,
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: who works on our show, she has a question that
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: I think Greg will be more than happy to help
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  Speaker 2: out with. And since you're such a nice guy, Joe,
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  Speaker 2: I think you know you can you know, use your
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: worldly uh you know, perspective for some you know, some
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: help on the on the subject.
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  Speaker 4: I would love to do that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna help Morgan. Oll I can barely remember it.
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  Speaker 10: I open my mouth when I'm eating.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: Like you think I'm gonna remember to bring a canvas bags? Good?
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  Speaker 7: I don't think you're gonna remember.
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: Show. Joe Coy is here with us. He's hosting a
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: new comedy showcase called Martin Lawrence Presents Past the Mic,
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: And uh, they're gonna be filming in front of the
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: live studio audience there in Albuquerque August twenty nine through thirty.
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: Tickets are on sale for that now and then when
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: does the show come out? We had no announcement yet,
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: no announcement. Yeah, yeah, just that you're just that you're doing.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: Now what what is out now that I know you're
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: a you got a big pardon? Is that you produced
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: for King back? Right?
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah? King?
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  Speaker 3: He's so how you say that. Yeah, I'm saying it wrong.
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  Speaker 2: This entire time.
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  Speaker 8: It's okay, you can say whatever you would, Hey, say
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  Speaker 8: the way, what is it?
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: What is it?
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  Speaker 4: Per se?
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 14:49
  Speaker 4: Batch?
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: All right? So King Batch's comedy special. Yeah it's on
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: YouTube and you're like you produced it? Why him?
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: Like I did everything? Yeah, like id I financed it,
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  Speaker 4: I direct.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: I gotta imagine there's a bunch of guys like talking
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: about given opportunity to people, but I gotta imagine there's
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: a ton of guys that come to you asking for
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: help or that you seen or I've identified, Like so
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: out of all the people, you know, to put your
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: own money behind into executive producing the whole thing, Like like,
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: why this dude, because.
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: He's been opening for me for fifteen years.
• 15:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Vega, and he's so good, Yeah, so funny.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, and it's just uh, I wanted to be the
• 15:27
  Speaker 8: first one to, you know, do that. I wanted to
• 15:31
  Speaker 8: be the first one behind the camera. I wanted to
• 15:33
  Speaker 8: be the first one to like do two shows and
• 15:35
  Speaker 8: try and work out the best routine for that special.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's out now. You can see that on YouTube.
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: It's so beautiful.
• 15:44
  Speaker 8: Man, the way we shot if you when you watch it,
• 15:46
  Speaker 8: you're gonna be like, where was that shot? Because I
• 15:50
  Speaker 8: didn't want anyone to really recognize the venue as well.
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: But he was shot at the improv.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, you didn't want to tell anybody where there?
• 15:58
  Speaker 8: Well, no, it's not that I didn't want to anyone
• 16:00
  Speaker 8: to I didn't want to tell anyone. I just wanted
• 16:02
  Speaker 8: it to be a standalone. I wanted it to look
• 16:05
  Speaker 8: like like you know, no, I love the improv like
• 16:09
  Speaker 8: it's beautiful, but I also wanted to be able to
• 16:10
  Speaker 8: like separate him to have his own, his own venue.
• 16:15
  Speaker 8: And we we did that. We we we knocked everything.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: Down and put that stuff up. Big shout out to
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: the improvs, by.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: The way, but you can check that out now. That
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: is on YouTube. You want to help somebody else out.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: So this is Morgan, you know works on our show.
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: I know I've seen Morgan fight.
• 16:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I see, I see it.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: All right. So Morgan has a question, Greg, You're gonna
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: love this, okay, yeah, all right. She wants to know
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: is this lesbian?
• 16:40
  Speaker 11: Right?
• 16:40
  Speaker 10: Who?
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Is this a segment?
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah? I love it.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's hope she's not. She's not quite sure.
• 16:48
  Speaker 9: Okay, that's my heart beat is beaten fast.
• 16:51
  Speaker 11: Yeah, so, yes, that is the main I've got two
• 16:55
  Speaker 11: kind of examples, and let me start with Sammy, probably
• 16:59
  Speaker 11: not Gina. This might be normal, I don't know, but
• 17:01
  Speaker 11: it could be megal lesbian. Right, yes, well I'm currently doing.
• 17:10
  Speaker 9: Started doing.
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: So.
• 17:15
  Speaker 11: I have two best friends, I would say, two best girlfriends.
• 17:19
  Speaker 11: One lives here in town and one is far away.
• 17:23
  Speaker 11: Recently we brought up how sometimes it's like a fetish
• 17:27
  Speaker 11: thing where guys like.
• 17:28
  Speaker 9: To shave girls.
• 17:30
  Speaker 11: Yeah, some people are apparently into that.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: I'm not opposite, right, scares me? Yeah? Yeah, too much
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: going on there.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to out a room from a stake.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: I can nick myself shaving my face.
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I shave my head and I've scalped it.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: So imagine when there's all that going on.
• 17:47
  Speaker 11: Oh god, yeah, okay, So this friend that lives in
• 17:50
  Speaker 11: town near me, we spend a lot of time together
• 17:53
  Speaker 11: and sometimes that includes like showering at each other's places
• 17:56
  Speaker 11: and stuff. And now that I'm I guess talking to
• 18:00
  Speaker 11: someone new that's into.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Dying guy friend, a new guy friend. This is not
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: the lesbian part she's having.
• 18:08
  Speaker 8: I was gonna say it, that's not lesbian.
• 18:11
  Speaker 9: That's definitely not backstory.
• 18:14
  Speaker 11: Now there's this new guy in my life right who
• 18:17
  Speaker 11: is into some certain I wouldn't say bush, right, but
• 18:21
  Speaker 11: certain shave things.
• 18:23
  Speaker 9: Is it lesbian? Like landing like landing strips?
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Certain styles? So not fool Bush.
• 18:29
  Speaker 9: Sorry, my heart's beating so fast, I'm so scared.
• 18:31
  Speaker 8: But having pubes of some kind, yes, okay, which is
• 18:34
  Speaker 8: like a triangle or a landing.
• 18:36
  Speaker 9: Strip and is someone who has been team Bear, you
• 18:39
  Speaker 9: know for my whole life shout out, this is new
• 18:42
  Speaker 9: for me. Okay, So is it lesbian? Part one?
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 18:45
  Speaker 11: My friend, if she's at my house while we're showering,
• 18:48
  Speaker 11: she'll come into the bathroom with me and like, not
• 18:51
  Speaker 11: help me shave, but she.
• 18:53
  Speaker 9: Will like make sure it looks good.
• 18:59
  Speaker 7: Like I love it.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: So so you're in the shower and I'm like, you girls,
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: come in here, so you summon her.
• 19:07
  Speaker 9: I need some help, Like does this look right? And
• 19:09
  Speaker 9: you already shaved it well in the I'm in the shower, yeah.
• 19:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah, are you actively shaving or is it done? And
• 19:15
  Speaker 8: you're like, hey, look.
• 19:17
  Speaker 11: Come and both I'm actively sure she's seen you kind
• 19:21
  Speaker 11: of directing.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: Yea for.
• 19:24
  Speaker 7: Is she ever like you know, it'd be easier if
• 19:25
  Speaker 7: I did it myself.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Going off so like uh, this this guy friend or whatever,
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: you know, like when you would go into like uh,
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: you know, like the sport clips or whatever, they have
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: the books there with the different hairstyles and did you
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: like kick one out and send you one like like this? Okay,
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: so and I would know what to do. I don't care.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 19:47
  Speaker 9: I don't do stencils like some people.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know, you know people do like Christmas trees
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: and stuff.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Let me ask a basic question real quick. Yeah, you're
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: at your friend's house and your houring why she was.
• 20:01
  Speaker 11: At my house in this example, but I have showered
• 20:03
  Speaker 11: at her place before after we go to the pool.
• 20:05
  Speaker 9: Maybe yeah, it's fine.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: I think it's kind of strange.
• 20:09
  Speaker 9: Or we spend nights together. And let me say she's
• 20:11
  Speaker 9: married to a man. I don't know if that changes
• 20:13
  Speaker 9: sounds like.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: One too.
• 20:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah that's just part that's part.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: One, okay, because answer okay, okay, I have an answer to.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:22
  Speaker 11: Part two is my friend that doesn't live near me,
• 20:25
  Speaker 11: I'll send her pictures and we'll FaceTime and be like
• 20:28
  Speaker 11: is this.
• 20:29
  Speaker 9: A good angle? Does this look cute?
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Like how how does this sounds like you're pushing it on.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so when you say that, like, that's a good
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: angle for what, like for sending news, Yeah, for sending
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: news and not like this is not We've moved on
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: from inspection of a shame job to just like I'm
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: gonna send him a picture of my tutor? Is this?
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Is this a flattering angle? Is this a good look that?
• 20:52
  Speaker 11: And we will FaceTime naked and just be like, how
• 20:55
  Speaker 11: does this look?
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: And is she sending you? Yeah, the same I've seen
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: her name too, But Greig is so happy.
• 21:01
  Speaker 7: Look at him permegran.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like that you said, oh my heart's
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: beating so fast because I'm scared. It's megas who cares nothing.
• 21:11
  Speaker 8: But I mean this falls under the category of women
• 21:14
  Speaker 8: always do that, like touch my boobs girl, Like I've
• 21:18
  Speaker 8: seen that.
• 21:18
  Speaker 9: That's why I think maybe this is normal for girlfriends.
• 21:20
  Speaker 8: Well, I think what you're doing is uh baiting to
• 21:24
  Speaker 8: see if they are lesbian and then.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: You'll keep going.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Maybe.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: I think I think she's groomy.
• 21:30
  Speaker 8: Hey, I want to see, which is kind of like
• 21:32
  Speaker 8: a pun, right, Yeah, like I want to.
• 21:35
  Speaker 6: See if I'm a good kisser or not.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: Is this weird?
• 21:39
  Speaker 8: Hey girl, look what I did to my couch. How
• 21:44
  Speaker 8: does that make you feel?
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: It's like you're the pusher?
• 21:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, if you think it's I'm totally kidding, yeah, totally.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: Are you a lesbian?
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm terrible.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Oh I'll show you how, I'll show you.
• 22:06
  Speaker 8: I like guys, right, I need to reveal because I
• 22:12
  Speaker 8: want to try this on god.
• 22:13
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I feel like it's a slippery slope.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Oh right, it's really slippery.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: It's really slippery.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: So let's let's ask Gina. Gina like as far as like,
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: is this what girls do?
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: I don't think it's what most girls do. But if
• 22:33
  Speaker 7: a friend of mine asked, what do you think of this?
• 22:35
  Speaker 7: Because this new guy I help in a minute, and
• 22:38
  Speaker 7: I wouldn't think it was I'm gonna.
• 22:40
  Speaker 8: Interrupt Gina real quick though, because Gina, you are very you,
• 22:43
  Speaker 8: You are very like openly and that's but with your girlfriends,
• 22:48
  Speaker 8: you've never said ooh girl, nice nice nice boobs.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: No, no, nice boobs you've done that? Yeah? Or have
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: you ever gone? Can I feel those?
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: So it's just it's also it's all the same.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: It's all the same.
• 23:01
  Speaker 7: Somebody was like, I'm like Morgan Scenara. I'm with this
• 23:04
  Speaker 7: new guy. I don't know how to do this. Does
• 23:06
  Speaker 7: this look right? I'd be like, let's figure out.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Have you said nudes to a girlfriend?
• 23:09
  Speaker 7: No, because I don't send nudes to any I won't
• 23:12
  Speaker 7: even let them on my husband's phone. Yeah yeah, unless
• 23:15
  Speaker 7: I'm looking right.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: And the weird thing about Gase, will you know that?
• 23:18
  Speaker 9: Unless right?
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Like Gina will talk like a nuclear lesbian. Yeah, well,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: she'll show me pictures of her friends and say, look,
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: she just posted this. She's on a trip and she
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: is so laughing. She's so hot lesbian with her.
• 23:39
  Speaker 7: If it didn't if I didn't have to go downtown,
• 23:41
  Speaker 7: I would be happily lesbianic And I can't.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Do it.
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: In this situation.
• 23:48
  Speaker 10: I definitely know a lot of women that have this
• 23:50
  Speaker 10: type of relationship Julianne, you know, and it's not a
• 23:54
  Speaker 10: big deal.
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: But but to Joe's point, you're kind of baiting her.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: You are baiting.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: I'm so I don't think you are officially a groomer.
• 24:05
  Speaker 12: I definitely agree with Joe that you are baiting. I
• 24:08
  Speaker 12: would say yes, lesbian, because there's no reason.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Number one, you're still relatively in a new relationship. You
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: didn't like, hit up your friends and go like, hey, girl,
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: take a look at my cooter. I want to make
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: sure before he sees it for the first time that
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: that we're looking right.
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: That weird.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: It's weird.
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: One.
• 24:32
  Speaker 12: You're taking pictures that you can see and you know
• 24:36
  Speaker 12: if it looks good or not.
• 24:37
  Speaker 9: You don't need to send it to somebody.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: Else, knoway, yeah, truly you can.
• 24:42
  Speaker 9: That can see for yourself.
• 24:44
  Speaker 12: And and I would think honestly that you would be
• 24:47
  Speaker 12: talking more to the person who wants this like about
• 24:51
  Speaker 12: it even if it's not perfect.
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: You think he's gonna care.
• 24:54
  Speaker 9: You think he's gonna get any picture from you, and
• 24:56
  Speaker 9: be like gross never min Yeah, I love the picture.
• 25:00
  Speaker 6: That's so true.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: You can literally not shave it. Go I just shaved it.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: And you were like, dope, don't care.
• 25:10
  Speaker 10: But to counteract what you're saying, Sammy like for reviews
• 25:14
  Speaker 10: of photos, Like people put photos online all the time.
• 25:17
  Speaker 6: They think look good and they don't.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: You know, we see them all day on social media.
• 25:21
  Speaker 12: But in this scenario, he doesn't care. He just wants
• 25:24
  Speaker 12: the picture.
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what are we talking about?
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: That made no sense? What do you make no sense?
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: We're talking about her.
• 25:31
  Speaker 9: Because point, because.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: They don't.
• 25:37
  Speaker 8: It's two different. Posting a shot in front of the
• 25:41
  Speaker 8: castle at Disney is completely different than here's like, here's
• 25:45
  Speaker 8: a selfie of my cooter.
• 25:47
  Speaker 6: Does it look good?
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: Or should I put a filter? True?
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you're you're so right. Guys are not
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: We're not picky.
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: I think any kind of naughty picture good enough. It's
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: like free pizza great, but Morgi's good?
• 26:02
  Speaker 7: Is he picky? Why is he telling you it has
• 26:03
  Speaker 7: to look like this or that he's not picky?
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: One?
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: It's getting deeper now that he likes.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: Wait, hold on, let me ask you questions. Yeah, how
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: how did it come up? That's what he likes, he
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: told me. I know, but like how did they come up?
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: Like you're like like in other words, like like how
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: did that conversation come?
• 26:22
  Speaker 7: And it was like I prefer this?
• 26:24
  Speaker 9: Oh no, he didn't see it before the conversation.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what is the conversation before he saw it?
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: He kind of get a hint.
• 26:31
  Speaker 11: It came up probably on like a FaceTime call beforehand,
• 26:35
  Speaker 11: a follow up question.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: I know, but like the conversation, you see what I'm
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: saying specific Okay, so you're talking oh man, looking looking
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: forward to seeing you and blah blah blah blah blah.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah you know what I like landing strips right, like, like,
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: how does the conversation get to like for if he's
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: not telling you, hey, this is what I like, this
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: is what I expect. If that's not the conversation, then
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: how does that.
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: Which is a weird conversation if we're going to go
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: out to you need you know, shave.
• 27:00
  Speaker 7: I'm saying.
• 27:02
  Speaker 9: It was like do you have a bush?
• 27:03
  Speaker 11: And I said, no, what are we the eighth grade?
• 27:07
  Speaker 9: You guys asked do you have a bush?
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: Do you have a bush?
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: Before you're ready for dinner tonight?
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Just do.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: But I got it, Yeah, you know you have a bush.
• 27:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: Your mom cool she is, That's what they're trying to
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: ask Morgan.
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: How did you go from a conversation.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Like, oh, you know what your dinner?
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: What do you work for dinner?
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: By the way, you see that cooter all like Italian food, Mexican.
• 27:36
  Speaker 9: Food, you know, follow from a FaceTime call.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Which speaking of hungry, I think I'm I think I'm
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: picking up now. So FaceTime call you was this like
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: some kind of like a sexting call, like FaceTime.
• 27:50
  Speaker 9: Sexting, not fully but close.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, well that's how it came up. You guys were
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: having a naughty conversation.
• 27:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then he offered up. But you say like, well,
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: you know, like, well what do you what do you prefer?
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: Wait?
• 28:04
  Speaker 9: What he offered up?
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: He offered up like I like landing strips. You did
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: just come out and say that.
• 28:10
  Speaker 11: He was like, do you have a bush? I'm like no,
• 28:12
  Speaker 11: and he's like, okay, I'm like, what are you into?
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Therry go thy That's.
• 28:16
  Speaker 9: Oh, It's it's always me being like, what are you into?
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a giver.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: I'm going to cater back back to her, back to
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: her original question. Seems it's it seems to be like
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: if I'm looking at the text, a lot of people saying, no,
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: this is just a homegirl helping out. Not not lesbian Morgan.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Not lesbian on your part, but a little bit on
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: her part.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, Morgan's the predator.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: She would be under a restant.
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: She's the Epstein of the show.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, Greg, what do you think?
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: No, it's not lesbian, And it gives me an overwhelming
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: sense of jealousy because that's how women are.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: Like you sent me.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: Your advice.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Should I make landscape tighter?
• 29:09
  Speaker 8: H how yeah, I would say everything go half to
• 29:15
  Speaker 8: work and to I was thinking like yeah you.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: Know, and the yeah yeah yeah, and put a line
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: then like come over, fade. You know.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: It's funny though I'm jealous at the problem. I walked
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: up on a conversation. I don't know how that started,
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: but like it was Greg talking with a couple other people,
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: and I walked up as he was describing how he
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: shaves his shaft all right, and I just kept walking.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: But you got to do it all I don't know.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: You have to shave shaft.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Shave shaft, That's what I just said. Walked and Gregg
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: was telling these other two people about how, well, yeah,
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: I'll shave my shaft.
• 29:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, shave a little bit extra at the bottom.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: You want to make it look as good as.
• 29:56
  Speaker 6: And as long as possible to the bottom of the shaft.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: You have to clarify the boom right.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Now, like a helmet with an apron, like right where it.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, shaved that thing. I mean I think you should
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: wax the whole.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: Thing all right. Well, Joe Coy is here.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: Looks like a slow What I'm talking about.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: The conversation is all over the place.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: Is Morgan, you are a lesbian?
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Joking I'm gonna say.
• 30:26
  Speaker 8: No.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: The Woody Show