Latest / Bless This Mess: A Southern True Crime Podcast / 121. [Virginia] William "Bill" McGuire
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- 0:20Speaker 1: Hey, everyone, welcome to bless This Mess with the Truth
- 0:22Speaker 1: Home podcast. I don't care here, what'st say? Hey? Stu? Right,
- 0:25Speaker 1: all right, we're back this week and we are going
- 0:27Speaker 1: to Virginia, which the case. The body was found in Virginia.
- 0:32Speaker 1: That's why this one counts, however it might eventually. I've
- 0:37Speaker 1: learned it did originate in Jersey, our favorite, so it
- 0:44Speaker 1: is still technically partially Southern. But I've already written it.
- 0:50Speaker 1: So you know here, we are here, we are all right,
- 0:55Speaker 1: So we're back. I've been following my chronicles. I'm trying
- 0:58Speaker 1: to start to a sour dough starter. So today's day six.
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- 1:06Speaker 2: We did have sour dough bread today from HB.
- 1:11Speaker 1: They scooked it from scratches, baked from scratches, what it said.
- 1:14Speaker 1: So I'm trying to do that. I don't know if
- 1:17Speaker 1: I'm doing it right. I feel like I've gotten some
- 1:21Speaker 1: rise out of it. I mean usually the only rise
- 1:26Speaker 1: we get around here is Stu getting one out of
- 1:28Speaker 1: me when I'm mad at him.
- 1:32Speaker 2: I've been hitting no hitter today.
- 1:38Speaker 1: What do you mean no hitter?
- 1:39Speaker 2: I've just been pitching all strikes on you.
- 1:42Speaker 1: Today, just oh to get a rise out of me.
- 1:44Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm just a perfect game today.
- 1:46Speaker 1: No, because I'm telling you, I'm just I don't know.
- 1:48Speaker 1: Some days I'm like everything's fine, everything, and then today's
- 1:52Speaker 1: like today, which you lucky you guys can get me
- 1:56Speaker 1: recording on this day. I'm just like a mood. I
- 1:59Speaker 1: just to go lay down to bed and watch a
- 2:01Speaker 1: movie and be left alone. Yeah. I don't even need
- 2:07Speaker 1: to be alone, like the children can be in there
- 2:08Speaker 1: with me. I just want to lay in bed and
- 2:11Speaker 1: watch a movie. But alas we persevere, we record a podcast.
- 2:18Speaker 1: We're going to take them swimming later. I'm working on
- 2:21Speaker 1: my sour doughs. I'm on day six where we we
- 2:24Speaker 1: feed it, we feed it, we have to name it.
- 2:27Speaker 1: We feed it twice a day now and then I
- 2:32Speaker 1: go back to work in the morning, and the cycle continues. Anyways,
- 2:42Speaker 1: what why are you looking at me like that?
- 2:44Speaker 2: Yes, theycle continues.
- 2:47Speaker 1: So it's just today, like I was in a better
- 2:50Speaker 1: mood yesterday, and I was in a better mood when
- 2:52Speaker 1: I first woke up this morning, and then I talked
- 2:53Speaker 1: to stew and now here I am. So anyways, all right,
- 2:57Speaker 1: well let's go ahead. Thanks to all of our patreons.
- 3:01Speaker 1: We appreciate you. The bias of coffee we have, our
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- 3:18Speaker 1: this month is Winter Garden by Kristin Hannah. If you
- 3:21Speaker 1: want to catch up, it's a it's really good. I'm
- 3:25Speaker 1: about halfway through, I think. And then is that all? Stue?
- 3:32Speaker 2: It's all I got? Yep.
- 3:35Speaker 1: Okay, guys, let's do this. Just just a joy to
- 3:42Speaker 1: be around. So all right, our case, I'll perk up,
- 3:45Speaker 1: don't worry. Our case out of Virginia slash New Jersey
- 3:51Speaker 1: William Theodore Bill McGuire, So he goes by. Bill was
- 3:54Speaker 1: born September twenty first, nineteen sixty four, in the Bronx,
- 3:57Speaker 1: New York, to William and Ruth McGuire. Bill would go
- 4:01Speaker 1: on to serve in the Navy. Now in the late nineties,
- 4:03Speaker 1: Bill would meet Melanie Slate. Now, Melanie was a very
- 4:07Speaker 1: smart woman. She was graduating second in her class at
- 4:10Speaker 1: nursing school. And then she would go on to work
- 4:12Speaker 1: at one of the top fertility clinics in New Jersey.
- 4:15Speaker 1: Bill and Melanie were married in nineteen ninety nine and
- 4:17Speaker 1: they would end up having two sons. Bill and Melanie
- 4:20Speaker 1: created a very nice life for themselves because Melanie was
- 4:23Speaker 1: working as a nurse, so she was making a good income,
- 4:26Speaker 1: and then Bill was working as a computer programmer living
- 4:29Speaker 1: in Woodbridge Township, New Jersey.
- 4:32Speaker 2: That a nice place.
- 4:34Speaker 1: I don't know. It's doue. No, all right, it is Woodbridge,
- 4:40Speaker 1: New Township, New Jersey. Nice. It sounds nice.
- 4:43Speaker 2: I'll put it in the comment secion, I will not
- 4:45Speaker 2: look it up. On May fifth, two thousand and four,
- 4:49Speaker 2: two fishermen and their children were boating in the Chesapeake Bay.
- 4:53Speaker 2: Now this is in Virginia by the bridge.
- 4:56Speaker 1: Again in Virginia, because this is a Southern true crime podcast.
- 5:01Speaker 2: And we would never dare push the boundaries of such thing. No,
- 5:07Speaker 2: so anyway, they see a medium sized suitcase floating and
- 5:10Speaker 2: they think maybe it's somebody's luggage, possibly there's something of
- 5:13Speaker 2: value inside. They pull the suitcase up into the boat
- 5:16Speaker 2: and unzip it. To their horror, they see some human legs.
- 5:21Speaker 2: They immediately call police, who arrive at the scene and
- 5:24Speaker 2: take the suitcase into their custody. Now with only legs,
- 5:28Speaker 2: they had no identification of the person. Authorities look for
- 5:32Speaker 2: missing persons in the area, any reports of any such thing,
- 5:36Speaker 2: but there was no luck. They had their next big
- 5:39Speaker 2: break less than a week later, when on May eleventh,
- 5:42Speaker 2: a graduate student was cleaning up litter on Fisherman Island
- 5:45Speaker 2: National wild Refuge.
- 5:47Speaker 1: That's what he gets for volunteerings.
- 5:48Speaker 2: Do I wonder if we can go up there and
- 5:50Speaker 2: get some passport stamps for a passport since it's a
- 5:53Speaker 2: national wildlife refuge.
- 5:55Speaker 1: Where he found more body parts.
- 5:58Speaker 2: Well, not for that, you know. I just like collecting
- 6:00Speaker 2: my little stamps on my passport books.
- 6:02Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. I know how we drive, how we
- 6:05Speaker 1: drive very far out of our way just to get
- 6:08Speaker 1: a stamp on your national park.
- 6:10Speaker 2: I've seen some interesting things.
- 6:12Speaker 1: Oh, I've seen some interesting things too.
- 6:15Speaker 2: We'll save that for after the podcast. Okay, This wild
- 6:20Speaker 2: real life refuge is located in Northampton County.
- 6:23Speaker 1: Virginia, again Virginia in the south.
- 6:27Speaker 2: He picks up a large suitcase that had washed ashore.
- 6:30Speaker 2: Inside the suitcase is a head, torso and some hands.
- 6:34Speaker 2: The head has one bullet wound and the torso had
- 6:37Speaker 2: two to the chest. That's the way we're taught to
- 6:40Speaker 2: shoot two in the chest, one in the head.
- 6:42Speaker 1: Yeah, double tap, Okay.
- 6:46Speaker 2: One in the head. Now, as they're working to identify
- 6:49Speaker 2: the victim, they now have the head and they can
- 6:53Speaker 2: work on a sketch. Now, the final piece of the
- 6:55Speaker 2: puzzle washes up near the shore back near Chesapeake Bay Bridge.
- 7:00Speaker 1: As you can imagine, this was a red flag to
- 7:02Speaker 1: me right away because we found the medium suitcase. Then
- 7:06Speaker 1: we found the large suitcase. So if we're buying a
- 7:09Speaker 1: luggage set, there's one more suitcase, the small carry on.
- 7:13Speaker 2: This caused you anxiety, is what you're saying. Why But
- 7:16Speaker 2: you didn't know if the set was going to be
- 7:18Speaker 2: matched back up.
- 7:18Speaker 1: No, what I'm saying is that this is this should
- 7:20Speaker 1: tell investigators right now that this is a organized person
- 7:27Speaker 1: like this is not this is not a crime mob situation.
- 7:33Speaker 1: They don't have matching luggage the full set. This is
- 7:37Speaker 1: like we have matching luggage the full set. You know
- 7:40Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like it's the criminal masterminds or people
- 7:43Speaker 1: that are like super sketchy do not have matching that
- 7:47Speaker 1: are into crime or not in matching. Do not have
- 7:51Speaker 1: the matching.
- 7:51Speaker 2: They don't have the medium in large check plus the
- 7:54Speaker 2: carry on.
- 7:55Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't have the full set that matches. I'm
- 7:58Speaker 1: just saying that's what that should be right there. Point
- 8:01Speaker 1: them and say, okay, this is someone like a normal person.
- 8:05Speaker 2: So they got there. So is there more than three pieces?
- 8:09Speaker 2: Do we know yet?
- 8:10Speaker 1: No, there's just three pieces.
- 8:12Speaker 2: Said one they got from Amazon. So they didn't get
- 8:14Speaker 2: the weekender and all the other stuff to go with it.
- 8:18Speaker 1: Well, we don't know there was any more body parts
- 8:20Speaker 1: I guess to put in them. They might have them,
- 8:22Speaker 1: but they're back at their house.
- 8:24Speaker 2: No.
- 8:24Speaker 1: But what I'm trying to say is that if you
- 8:26Speaker 1: are a criminal that just living, you know, day to day,
- 8:31Speaker 1: you do not have a matching set of luggage. But
- 8:34Speaker 1: if you're like a person that goes to you know,
- 8:38Speaker 1: Disney World, you might have a matching set of luggage.
- 8:42Speaker 2: Criminals don't go to Disney World. No, I think you're wrong,
- 8:49Speaker 2: but I'll let it slide for now. Yes. So anyway,
- 8:54Speaker 2: the small suitcase does turn up and it contains the arms. Now,
- 9:00Speaker 2: all the body parts were wrapped in black trash bags.
- 9:03Speaker 2: The head was wrapped in a white sheet with a
- 9:05Speaker 2: tag that said h CSC whatever that means.
- 9:09Speaker 1: Well, it's not later. We will find out later. And
- 9:12Speaker 1: it's a tag, not like an like an embroidered name.
- 9:16Speaker 1: If that was it, then it would definitely be like
- 9:18Speaker 1: there'd be the culprit would have been some twenty seven
- 9:23Speaker 1: year old southern lady if it had the initials embroidered.
- 9:27Speaker 1: You think they're big on that down here, Stu.
- 9:31Speaker 2: Well, all the trash bags were held together with blue
- 9:34Speaker 2: painter's tape, so it looks like they went down to Low's,
- 9:37Speaker 2: got them some trash bags, some painters tape, and then
- 9:40Speaker 2: went next door to Walmart got them a three piece
- 9:42Speaker 2: luggage set. I don't think that.
- 9:45Speaker 1: I think this is all items found within their own Stu.
- 9:48Speaker 1: That's the point.
- 9:49Speaker 2: Well, maybe that's where they got the all right.
- 9:53Speaker 1: So Stu obviously has not read through this case.
- 10:00Speaker 2: You're acting like it's my first time hearing this.
- 10:04Speaker 1: Oh. Police initially release a description to try and get
- 10:07Speaker 1: an ID, but it was like a pretty nondescript at
- 10:11Speaker 1: this point. They, I mean, all they knew that he
- 10:13Speaker 1: was as a white male. He was medium billed, He
- 10:17Speaker 1: had like a military style haircut, no tattoos or distinguishing
- 10:21Speaker 1: scars that they could put out. They performed an autopsy
- 10:24Speaker 1: and determined that the cause of death was the gunshot
- 10:27Speaker 1: wound to his head and the two to his chest.
- 10:30Speaker 1: Two thirty eight caliber bullet casings were recovered from the
- 10:33Speaker 1: victim's torso they did not where the body was dismembered.
- 10:38Speaker 1: They were very like clean cut, so possibly someone with
- 10:41Speaker 1: medical training or maybe I don't know, hunting. Maybe they
- 10:46Speaker 1: know how to solve things better. I don't know. So
- 10:50Speaker 1: I'm not a hunter. Neither is. We're not hunting family.
- 10:55Speaker 2: We have no hobbies, only in the meat section at
- 10:57Speaker 2: the store.
- 10:58Speaker 1: Yeah, we have no hobbies.
- 11:00Speaker 2: This is our hobby.
- 11:02Speaker 1: I know, it's sad. So it looked like someone with
- 11:06Speaker 1: like real clean cuts, medical training something in that those lines.
- 11:10Speaker 1: They pulled the DNA from the body parts from all
- 11:13Speaker 1: the separate suitcases because they needed to. I mean, they
- 11:16Speaker 1: do have to, just for it's obviously the same person,
- 11:20Speaker 1: but for legal reasons they need to test the DNA
- 11:24Speaker 1: for each out of each suitcase and make sure all
- 11:26Speaker 1: the body parts belong to the same person. I guess
- 11:29Speaker 1: two people could have got murdered at the same time
- 11:30Speaker 1: and then they.
- 11:32Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean if you got legs, they could belong
- 11:34Speaker 2: to somebody else. Yeah, even though they're coming in the
- 11:36Speaker 2: matching luggage. Yeah, could have been a couple.
- 11:41Speaker 1: So so anyways, they test all that DNA. It is
- 11:44Speaker 1: all of the same person. All the body parts belong
- 11:47Speaker 1: to the same person. Now, while they're doing this, they
- 11:50Speaker 1: do we're able to get a sketch of the victim
- 11:53Speaker 1: to go along with that description, and they release that
- 11:55Speaker 1: to the public, hoping that someone would come forward with
- 11:57Speaker 1: an identification. And it was a pretty crude sketch, I
- 12:01Speaker 1: would say, because they got the face and I mean
- 12:04Speaker 1: his head had been cut off and there was some
- 12:08Speaker 1: you know, decomposition. But they were the sketch artist was
- 12:12Speaker 1: able to come up with some a rendering.
- 12:15Speaker 2: Please continue to look at the evidence that was provided
- 12:18Speaker 2: at the crime scene, and it appeared that whoever disposed
- 12:21Speaker 2: of the man in the bay did not expect him
- 12:24Speaker 2: to pop back up to the surface. I wouldn't think
- 12:28Speaker 2: you would. If you sank somebody, he wouldn't expect him
- 12:30Speaker 2: to pop back up.
- 12:32Speaker 1: Yeah, But they didn't sink them with any type of
- 12:35Speaker 1: weights or anything. There was no weight, nothing weighted in
- 12:39Speaker 1: the bag. It was just the person. Yeah, so I
- 12:42Speaker 1: would they thought that the weight of the person, because
- 12:44Speaker 1: initially it did sink because of the weight of the person. However,
- 12:48Speaker 1: with the decomposition and the gases, it became buoyant and
- 12:53Speaker 1: it popped up.
- 12:54Speaker 2: Yes, so it was this person that would not expect
- 12:57Speaker 2: somebody to be gassy after they were dead.
- 13:00Speaker 1: I know. But what I'm you just said they wouldn't
- 13:03Speaker 1: expect them to pop back up if they sank them
- 13:05Speaker 1: into the bottom of the ocean.
- 13:06Speaker 2: Well, no, who would throw a body into the ocean
- 13:08Speaker 2: and be like, it's not gonna pop back, it's gonna
- 13:10Speaker 2: pop back up.
- 13:11Speaker 1: Have they not watched any true crime anything?
- 13:14Speaker 2: Or evidently they haven't, because they would have known this
- 13:17Speaker 2: that the body would pop back up.
- 13:19Speaker 1: Oh.
- 13:20Speaker 2: What I'm saying is anybody throws a body in the water,
- 13:22Speaker 2: are they expecting them to pop back up?
- 13:24Speaker 1: Yes, it happens all the time.
- 13:28Speaker 2: But are you expecting it if you're the criminal mastermind
- 13:30Speaker 2: throwing the.
- 13:30Speaker 1: Body, Because you're not a mastermind.
- 13:32Speaker 2: It's gonna sink and I'll never I don't expect it
- 13:35Speaker 2: to pop.
- 13:35Speaker 1: Back No, I would have thought that through. That's stupid,
- 13:38Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
- 13:39Speaker 2: Okay, so whoever throws a body in the water is
- 13:41Speaker 2: not expecting it to pop back up.
- 13:42Speaker 1: They shouldn't have thrown it in the well. Everything washes
- 13:45Speaker 1: up to shore anyways, even when you throw a body
- 13:47Speaker 1: in there, even if they're not in a suitcase, it
- 13:49Speaker 1: washes up on shore. Normally you would have to take
- 13:52Speaker 1: it very far out to never see it again.
- 13:55Speaker 2: Shark infested water, yes, just like taking somebody in Louisiana
- 13:59Speaker 2: or the gator farm.
- 14:00Speaker 1: Yes.
- 14:01Speaker 2: Anyway, police were able to determine that the sheet wrapped
- 14:04Speaker 2: around his head came from a hospital. The company hc
- 14:08Speaker 2: SC was a provider of hospital and doctor's office bed linens,
- 14:14Speaker 2: so this leaned into the fact that the person who
- 14:17Speaker 2: did this had some sort of medical ties.
- 14:20Speaker 1: But not an understanding of how decomposition works.
- 14:23Speaker 2: Evidently not.
- 14:25Speaker 1: And the gases released from a body, okay they What
- 14:28Speaker 1: they should have done is taken the suitcases and then
- 14:31Speaker 1: poked holes in the suitcase, so then.
- 14:34Speaker 2: The gases would have escaped.
- 14:36Speaker 1: Yes, without it floating. However, I still think it would
- 14:40Speaker 1: have washed up on the shore, just like the suitcases
- 14:43Speaker 1: did worship on the shore.
- 14:45Speaker 2: Well, if the gases were held within the body too,
- 14:47Speaker 2: it might have.
- 14:48Speaker 1: Just oh yeah, it would have just been held within
- 14:50Speaker 1: the body. That's great, correct too, Yep, I would have
- 14:54Speaker 1: got caught.
- 14:55Speaker 2: Yep, there you go. I didn't expect it to pop
- 14:57Speaker 2: back up because I.
- 15:03Speaker 1: All right, Well, four weeks after the body is is
- 15:06Speaker 1: first discovered, police received their first big break when a
- 15:09Speaker 1: woman called in saying that she believed that she knew
- 15:11Speaker 1: who that man was in the sketch that they released,
- 15:15Speaker 1: and that he had served on a navy base with
- 15:17Speaker 1: them in Virginia. The man's name was William McGuire, but
- 15:20Speaker 1: he went by Bill. Police ran his fingerprints and it
- 15:23Speaker 1: was a match. Now, Bill was thirty nine years old
- 15:25Speaker 1: at the time of his death. Please find out that
- 15:28Speaker 1: Bill's last address was actually in New Jersey, not Virginia,
- 15:32Speaker 1: in the South Steward. They also learned, to their surprise,
- 15:36Speaker 1: that he has a wife and two small children. I mean,
- 15:38Speaker 1: keep in mind, this man has been floating, has been
- 15:43Speaker 1: was floating around for how many ever weeks before then,
- 15:45Speaker 1: It's been four weeks that since they found it, and
- 15:48Speaker 1: nobody said a thing about it. Is You would expect
- 15:50Speaker 1: that the man to be either like a have no
- 15:53Speaker 1: family or live like a secluded life or something like
- 15:56Speaker 1: that that nobody's come forward to me, like, where's where's
- 16:00Speaker 1: my husband, where's baby daddy? I need him to come
- 16:03Speaker 1: take these damn children.
- 16:05Speaker 2: I need to get out of this house.
- 16:07Speaker 1: Yeah. They immediately contact Bill's wife, Melanie, and she tells
- 16:11Speaker 1: Plice that police that she did not report him as
- 16:14Speaker 1: missing because the last time that she had seen him,
- 16:16Speaker 1: they had gotten into this huge fight and he'd actually
- 16:19Speaker 1: gotten physical with her and then he storms out of
- 16:22Speaker 1: the house and he's saying, you will never see me again.
- 16:26Speaker 1: And so the next day she actually, instead of reporting
- 16:28Speaker 1: him missing or wondering where he's at, she's actually filing
- 16:32Speaker 1: a restraining order against him. She told police that she
- 16:35Speaker 1: just thought that he decided to leave town and he
- 16:37Speaker 1: was done with her and she was just happy to
- 16:41Speaker 1: be rid of him. So she's not going out looking
- 16:42Speaker 1: for him. She's trying to get him as far away
- 16:45Speaker 1: from her as possible. So they asked Melanie if anyone
- 16:48Speaker 1: want Melanie, if anybody would want to hurt Bill, and
- 16:50Speaker 1: she says no. She did mention though, that he was
- 16:53Speaker 1: big into gambling out in Atlantic City or ac as
- 16:57Speaker 1: the locals call its do and the mob might have
- 16:59Speaker 1: got him, yes, but That's where my theory on the suitcases.
- 17:04Speaker 1: The mob does not have matching suitcases.
- 17:06Speaker 2: I don't think Oh Guido went down to the Walmart
- 17:09Speaker 2: bottom matching set that disposed of the body. No, He's like,
- 17:11Speaker 2: I just needed one suitcase. But whoso here's a matching set.
- 17:16Speaker 2: I don't know, just some random name of.
- 17:18Speaker 1: Some dude, an Italian dude. So you're gonna go into.
- 17:20Speaker 2: That Atlantic city.
- 17:22Speaker 1: Yes, maybe they made an whole movie called Scarface on it.
- 17:25Speaker 1: I guess so. The Italian mob, although I've seen more
- 17:32Speaker 1: like the the is it? The Irish mob is pretty bad.
- 17:36Speaker 2: I don't follow the mobs.
- 17:38Speaker 1: What was that movie starts with the d someone knows it.
- 17:42Speaker 1: It's got Matt Damon in it maybe, And I think
- 17:46Speaker 1: that's like the Irish Mob. It's pretty rough out there, Stu.
- 17:50Speaker 1: So don't mess with the Irish. Okay, Okay.
- 17:55Speaker 2: The police, this was their first real big lead. They
- 17:57Speaker 2: got the body identifying, they talked to the Why now
- 18:00Speaker 2: they're going with the possibility that Bill had some gambling
- 18:03Speaker 2: debts and he couldn't make good on him and someone
- 18:06Speaker 2: came to.
- 18:07Speaker 1: Collect well because the song of the body and chopping
- 18:09Speaker 1: out like the chopping ups of the body does feel
- 18:12Speaker 1: very mob like a hit.
- 18:14Speaker 2: Yeah, an assassin.
- 18:16Speaker 1: It's a pretty gruesome way to dispose of somebody.
- 18:20Speaker 2: Police search the casinos out in Atlantic City and they
- 18:23Speaker 2: come across Bill's car at the Flamingo Hotel.
- 18:28Speaker 1: It was actually a motel, but motel, Oh yeah, you
- 18:30Speaker 1: lose a lot of amenities.
- 18:32Speaker 2: Go for an h tow and m you do please
- 18:36Speaker 2: bring the car in for processing and they find a
- 18:38Speaker 2: small bal of pink liquid and a syringe in the
- 18:42Speaker 2: glove box. They send this off for testing. They also
- 18:46Speaker 2: vacuum the floorboards of the vehicle for testing and they
- 18:50Speaker 2: get some small particles and hairs. The material on the
- 18:53Speaker 2: driver's side floorboard came back as small pieces of flesh.
- 18:56Speaker 2: You forensic scientists called this human sawdust, and it is
- 19:02Speaker 2: exactly what it sounds like. Basically, what happens is whenever
- 19:06Speaker 2: a body is being sawed apart, the small the skin cells,
- 19:11Speaker 2: they flake off into like little small particles, kind of
- 19:14Speaker 2: like when you're cutting wood. Basically, now, those skin particles
- 19:18Speaker 2: fell on the ground and whoever cut Bill up stepped
- 19:21Speaker 2: on those skin cells and transferred them into the car
- 19:25Speaker 2: when they got in and they drove it. This confirmed
- 19:28Speaker 2: a police that Bill was already dead when his car
- 19:30Speaker 2: was left at the motel, so whoever was driving that
- 19:33Speaker 2: car was their prime suspect in the murder case.
- 19:37Speaker 1: Yeah, the video was pretty it was black and white,
- 19:40Speaker 1: and then it was rain, yeah, and then it was nighttime.
- 19:44Speaker 1: The cars kind of far away, and then the course
- 19:46Speaker 1: like headlights are blinding the camera. So they know nothing
- 19:50Speaker 1: they could do could pull the image of the person
- 19:52Speaker 1: that actually dropped the car off. So they speak to
- 19:56Speaker 1: the casinos that Bill frequented and learned that he was
- 19:59Speaker 1: actually a pretty responsible gamblers doom and while he liked gambling,
- 20:05Speaker 1: he was actually not in debt to anyone, so he
- 20:07Speaker 1: knew when to pull back, He knew when to not
- 20:11Speaker 1: overspend his winnings things.
- 20:12Speaker 2: Like that, so he knew when to hold.
- 20:15Speaker 1: Them and when to fold them. Yes, so he was
- 20:20Speaker 1: actually he'd actually just recently won a thirty thousand dollars jackpot,
- 20:24Speaker 1: so and that was all his money. He didn't have
- 20:26Speaker 1: to give it to anybody because he was not in debt. Now,
- 20:29Speaker 1: this rolled out the theory that he was in massive
- 20:31Speaker 1: gambling debt and that someone wanted to kill him because
- 20:34Speaker 1: he could not make good on that debt. Police interview
- 20:36Speaker 1: friends and family, and they described Bill as loyal and
- 20:40Speaker 1: fun to be around. He was just kind of a
- 20:42Speaker 1: normal guy living with his wife and two young children.
- 20:45Speaker 1: So nothing is standing out to them as to why
- 20:48Speaker 1: Bill was killed in such a gruesome way. The only
- 20:51Speaker 1: contradicting thing they have is Melanie saying that he was
- 20:54Speaker 1: physical with her that night and she had to file
- 20:56Speaker 1: a restraining order. But I think you can file restraining
- 21:00Speaker 1: order and you don't hardly have to prove anything, do
- 21:02Speaker 1: you would you know about such things? Do? Anyways? Sue
- 21:12Speaker 1: has not had a restraining order filed upon him. Why
- 21:17Speaker 1: are you looking at me like that? What? All right?
- 21:20Speaker 1: I might need to get a restraining order now that
- 21:23Speaker 1: I know, you don't actually have to prove anything. So
- 21:27Speaker 1: we don't know, we don't know what who's telling the truth.
- 21:28Speaker 1: We got Melanie saying this, We've got the family saying this.
- 21:32Speaker 1: She's the one that brought up the gambling. Turns out
- 21:34Speaker 1: it's not necessarily true. It's very confusing to police.
- 21:39Speaker 2: What you would you define that as possibly sketchy?
- 21:43Speaker 1: Sketchy, yes, sketchy behavior as a legal term. So they
- 21:50Speaker 1: start looking more into his family life to see if
- 21:52Speaker 1: they can, you know, unbury any secrets there or something
- 21:56Speaker 1: else going on, because everything seemed fine on the picked
- 22:00Speaker 1: on the surface, however, we do have the restraining orders.
- 22:04Speaker 1: That's bite of a red flag. So his wife was
- 22:07Speaker 1: a very respected fertility nurse. Like we said, everyone liked
- 22:10Speaker 1: her there. She was described as loving to her family,
- 22:13Speaker 1: great person all around. Police did did find out that
- 22:17Speaker 1: a gun was purchased and it was a thirty eight
- 22:20Speaker 1: caliber and this gun was purchased by Melody just recently,
- 22:23Speaker 1: so we'll sketchy there.
- 22:25Speaker 2: I'm sure she has it in a lock box in
- 22:27Speaker 2: the house and Plase can look at it and find
- 22:28Speaker 2: out that it wasn't used in the murder.
- 22:30Speaker 1: Yes, so please ask her about the gun, and she
- 22:33Speaker 1: said that Bill told her to purchase it for extra
- 22:35Speaker 1: protection when they moved to their new house, because the
- 22:39Speaker 1: day that Bill went missing, they actually had put a
- 22:42Speaker 1: down payment on a house and then like that day
- 22:46Speaker 1: that is what had happened. A big chunk of that
- 22:48Speaker 1: probably thirty thousand dollars. He just went into a house
- 22:51Speaker 1: because they were they were living in an apartment and
- 22:53Speaker 1: they were trying to His goal was.
- 22:54Speaker 2: To have got a big chunk of money down on
- 22:56Speaker 2: the house. Yeah, had a fight, he left, and then
- 22:59Speaker 2: she restrain in order. Yes, okay, so in that order,
- 23:04Speaker 2: I'm sure.
- 23:05Speaker 1: Yes. So his goal was to own a home before
- 23:08Speaker 1: he turned forty, so he was thirty nine, he was
- 23:10Speaker 1: getting there and he wanted to own a home. So
- 23:12Speaker 1: this was a huge step for their family. So this
- 23:18Speaker 1: again seemed odd to Stu, as did it to police,
- 23:22Speaker 1: as Melanie just said Bill was abusive and had refiled
- 23:25Speaker 1: a restraining order. So it's like, why are we buying
- 23:28Speaker 1: a house? But again, if you are an abusive relationship,
- 23:31Speaker 1: you might be doing something just to make that person
- 23:34Speaker 1: happy so that they don't purchase, yes, abuse you, So
- 23:37Speaker 1: this could be the reason why.
- 23:39Speaker 2: That's why I'm here in Midland now.
- 23:40Speaker 1: Although Melody on the surface does not seem like a killer,
- 23:44Speaker 1: she does seem suspicious. I heard that Stewart, She does
- 23:50Speaker 1: seem suspicious. You know what the thing is is, I
- 23:54Speaker 1: don't want to be in Midland any more than Stu
- 23:56Speaker 1: wants to be in Midland. But for my career to progress,
- 23:59Speaker 1: I need to move to Midland. But I've already we've
- 24:02Speaker 1: already been in talks with the exit plan. We the
- 24:06Speaker 1: company I went for it does not keep you out
- 24:08Speaker 1: here for long. If you don't want to be out here,
- 24:11Speaker 1: they got other places and things for you to do.
- 24:14Speaker 1: So in three years, Oh yeah, I don't think, and
- 24:18Speaker 1: I think we we've been here. I've been in that
- 24:21Speaker 1: role for almost a year now, so we've been here
- 24:27Speaker 1: about nine months, I guess. But I would say that
- 24:32Speaker 1: where I work, at two years, you can get out,
- 24:36Speaker 1: like if you really push. So I might have another
- 24:39Speaker 1: year a year and a half in this role, So
- 24:41Speaker 1: that means we have maybe another we'll live here about
- 24:44Speaker 1: two years, probably because I hate our neighborhood, but it's
- 24:49Speaker 1: it's not it's a nice okay, it's like Melanie, it's
- 24:52Speaker 1: nice on the surface, but if you really live here
- 24:54Speaker 1: for a while, you're like, this is it's all acid
- 25:00Speaker 1: we got? We didn't realize. I don't know. Did we
- 25:02Speaker 1: mention this last time on the podcast? Probably not. So
- 25:06Speaker 1: we we have new people next door, and we didn't
- 25:09Speaker 1: realize when we moved in here that was a rent house.
- 25:11Speaker 1: And so now we have new renters next door. And
- 25:14Speaker 1: what they brought their dog and he wants to come
- 25:19Speaker 1: through the fence and meet us, and I'm sure he
- 25:22Speaker 1: whenever they have people over there, and the dog is
- 25:25Speaker 1: interacting with those people. He's very nice and everything like that,
- 25:28Speaker 1: but he is very aggressive towards us through the fence.
- 25:32Speaker 1: I'll just say that. However, at least we're lucky enough
- 25:35Speaker 1: that they actually some people. Yeah, some people have dogs
- 25:40Speaker 1: in the neighborhood that I see in the neighborhood group.
- 25:42Speaker 1: They complain the dogs bark twenty four to seven. I
- 25:45Speaker 1: can't even imagine. They're just I mean, I feel sorry
- 25:47Speaker 1: for the dogs. The dogs are obviously unhappy, but I
- 25:50Speaker 1: can't even imagine having a dog that barks twenty four
- 25:52Speaker 1: to seven next to you. And apparently they've tried, like
- 25:55Speaker 1: to do things about it. There's nothing you could do.
- 25:58Speaker 1: Our homeowners association is is bullshit. Unless you got a weed,
- 26:04Speaker 1: trust me, they're gonna come by and like put a note.
- 26:06Speaker 1: But the pools in the so we have like community pools,
- 26:10Speaker 1: and they're supposed to pay for like people to monitor
- 26:14Speaker 1: them and stuff. And so instead of paying for them
- 26:17Speaker 1: to monitor them, because now they've gone like to hell,
- 26:20Speaker 1: people bring their dogs just like someone pooped it. There's
- 26:27Speaker 1: like kids climbing in there from not in the neighborhood. Anyways,
- 26:30Speaker 1: it's a disaster, we don't. Thankfully we have a pool
- 26:32Speaker 1: so we don't have to partake. But honestly, like when
- 26:34Speaker 1: I was picking out a neighborhood, I'd never lived in
- 26:36Speaker 1: neighborhood with the community pause, like, oh, let's get let's
- 26:40Speaker 1: that'd be nice to have. So glad, glad we weren't
- 26:42Speaker 1: depending on that because that's not a possibility here. So anyway,
- 26:45Speaker 1: so then they're supposed to be paid. So part of
- 26:47Speaker 1: our dues do is that they pay for someone to
- 26:50Speaker 1: monitor the pool while it's open. Well, they posted in
- 26:54Speaker 1: the Facebook group asking for volunteers to come monitor the pool.
- 26:59Speaker 1: So they everyone's like, well, what about that money that
- 27:02Speaker 1: we supposedly pay for this, So then they had to
- 27:04Speaker 1: retract that, and then they came back and offered to
- 27:07Speaker 1: pay people ten dollars an hour to go to go
- 27:11Speaker 1: monitor the pool. And apparently after they offered money for it,
- 27:16Speaker 1: it kind of people called to offer to or try
- 27:19Speaker 1: to do that, and it went nowhere. So they don't
- 27:22Speaker 1: give a fuck. Stewart, This is a d R Horton neighborhood.
- 27:26Speaker 1: In case you're wondering, don't move into one of those houses.
- 27:31Speaker 1: All right, So we're back to where were we at?
- 27:34Speaker 1: I went on a rant.
- 27:35Speaker 2: You did you just it was wild?
- 27:37Speaker 1: Were what do you mean it was wild?
- 27:40Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm just talking about moving to Midland
- 27:42Speaker 2: next thing.
- 27:43Speaker 1: You know? You oh because I said that, Because yeah,
- 27:47Speaker 1: because I said we were moving. And then I then
- 27:49Speaker 1: I got into how I really feel about like the neighborhood.
- 27:51Speaker 1: So we love our house, we do. It's just now
- 27:54Speaker 1: I feel like the neighborhood's closing in on us quickly.
- 27:58Speaker 1: And then we got all these dumb asses with their
- 28:00Speaker 1: loud cars out there.
- 28:01Speaker 2: Yeah, they got coffee cans from mufflers. It's just terrible.
- 28:03Speaker 1: Yeah, trying to prove something, all right, I think it's
- 28:07Speaker 1: your turn, student.
- 28:08Speaker 2: No, I think you ought to keep on going.
- 28:11Speaker 1: This is in the Neighborhood edition.
- 28:16Speaker 2: Now. For some reason, police look into the clinic where
- 28:18Speaker 2: Melanie works. Can't figure it out why they would suspect
- 28:22Speaker 2: her at all. And they find that the that the
- 28:28Speaker 2: clinic where Melanie works.
- 28:29Speaker 1: We expect me to respond to that. Can't figure out
- 28:33Speaker 1: why they suspected all the the dad joke over there.
- 28:38Speaker 2: I gotta I gotta keep my game fresh with the
- 28:40Speaker 2: dad jokes. I got young children.
- 28:42Speaker 1: I know you got We've got too many, you.
- 28:45Speaker 2: Know, too many? Are do we need more?
- 28:47Speaker 1: No, we don't need.
- 28:48Speaker 2: More anyway, At the clinic, they find out that they
- 28:50Speaker 2: use the same sheets as the one that was wrapped around.
- 28:54Speaker 1: Well, this is looking real suspicious.
- 28:56Speaker 2: Now, I'm sure hospitals everywhere, but.
- 28:58Speaker 1: I'm sure that's a come You could probably argue it away.
- 29:01Speaker 1: I guarantee they probably could go to the hospitals there
- 29:04Speaker 1: and they probably have the same sheets and everything is
- 29:06Speaker 1: just a coincidence that just aink they have them there
- 29:09Speaker 1: as well.
- 29:10Speaker 2: Now with the gun and the sheet connection, police have
- 29:13Speaker 2: enough to get a wire tap on Melanie's phone. After
- 29:16Speaker 2: tapping her phone, they discovered that.
- 29:18Speaker 1: Melanie was tapping something else.
- 29:20Speaker 2: Somebody was tapping Melanie any and that was a doctor
- 29:25Speaker 2: at the clinic by the name of doctor Bradley Miller.
- 29:29Speaker 2: This affair was very passionate and very intense, and it
- 29:32Speaker 2: had been going on for two years. What this information,
- 29:37Speaker 2: police now can get a warrant to the clinic's records
- 29:41Speaker 2: where they discovered that on the day of the murder,
- 29:44Speaker 2: what they think of the murder, there was a prescription
- 29:47Speaker 2: for chloral hydrate syrup written under doctor Miller's name.
- 29:52Speaker 1: Well, yeah, they know that's the day of the murder,
- 29:53Speaker 1: because that's the day that Bill went missing. That Melanie
- 29:56Speaker 1: told them that she filed the restraining order.
- 29:58Speaker 2: Well, I don't know he was killed that day.
- 30:00Speaker 1: Okay, Well they're assuming. You know what happens when you
- 30:03Speaker 1: assund that you say something stupid.
- 30:06Speaker 2: Makes an ass out of you and me.
- 30:10Speaker 1: Well thanks for I've heard that seven million times in
- 30:14Speaker 1: my life.
- 30:14Speaker 2: Really, after last episode, when you're using every cliche in the.
- 30:18Speaker 1: Book, Well, Stuart, she a cliche. I told you about that.
- 30:22Speaker 1: I told you about my high school graduation where the
- 30:27Speaker 1: Valve Victorian he did his entire speech in cliches. Yes,
- 30:31Speaker 1: it was pretty creative.
- 30:33Speaker 2: I would say it was pretty punny.
- 30:35Speaker 1: Yeah, he went on to Harvard.
- 30:40Speaker 2: Anyways, anyways, are you done with your story? Yes, The
- 30:44Speaker 2: prescription was filled at the Walgreens a half mile from
- 30:48Speaker 2: where Melanie's children went to school. This explained the mystery
- 30:53Speaker 2: pink liquid found in the syringe and vile in the vehicle.
- 30:56Speaker 2: The drug is used to sedate somebody that is possibly
- 31:00Speaker 2: going into surgery. It is not a drug used at
- 31:03Speaker 2: the fertility treatment center.
- 31:05Speaker 1: However, Yeah, this isn't like a common one that they'd
- 31:08Speaker 1: be writing is so for it to be written from there,
- 31:12Speaker 1: that's a red flag right there. It's like, why are
- 31:13Speaker 1: you even why do we have this? Why would they
- 31:17Speaker 1: leave it in the cars? When I understand, I guess
- 31:19Speaker 1: she forgot about it? Who is she?
- 31:26Speaker 2: We haven't gotten to the end of this episode yet. Now,
- 31:29Speaker 2: a high enough dose up this drug would completely knock
- 31:32Speaker 2: somebody out.
- 31:34Speaker 1: Well, they go to doctor Miller because the prescription is
- 31:37Speaker 1: written under his name and he's having an affair with Melanie,
- 31:39Speaker 1: whose husband is now cut up in a bunch of intead.
- 31:43Speaker 1: So they go talk to him, and he looks at
- 31:45Speaker 1: the script and it tells them immediately that his signature
- 31:48Speaker 1: is forged. Of course he would say that m hm.
- 31:51Speaker 1: He says he had nothing to do with this, and
- 31:52Speaker 1: he was willing to help please it with whatever they needed. Like, fuck, Melanie,
- 31:56Speaker 1: I've already been there, done that. Bitch was a little
- 32:00Speaker 1: getting a little too clingy.
- 32:01Speaker 2: Anyways, we got a new nurse in here and I'm
- 32:03Speaker 2: working on that now.
- 32:03Speaker 1: And yeah, so it's fine, I'll help you guys out,
- 32:07Speaker 1: so please begin recording their conversation with doctor Miller's permission,
- 32:12Speaker 1: and he tries to get Melanie to talk about the murder.
- 32:15Speaker 1: She swears on her So he's asking her, He's like,
- 32:17Speaker 1: did you didn't have anything to do with it? And
- 32:19Speaker 1: she's He says, you swear on your children's lives and
- 32:21Speaker 1: she said, yes. I don't understand why that's such a
- 32:23Speaker 1: big deal. That's just words, Like why does everybody make
- 32:25Speaker 1: such a fuss about if someone sweared on someone's life.
- 32:29Speaker 2: Lara's gonna come and take your child.
- 32:31Speaker 1: That's if you believe in karma.
- 32:34Speaker 2: Oh, God, Kara, Karamacarmacarma's gonna.
- 32:38Speaker 1: Well. I was gonna say, that's a Taylor Swift song,
- 32:40Speaker 1: but you know theod song Karma. Okay, it's from her
- 32:46Speaker 1: Midnight South. Oh, we can listen to it later. I
- 32:49Speaker 1: have it on vinyl.
- 32:50Speaker 2: St Okay, that's bogie as fuck.
- 32:54Speaker 1: No, I'm just excited. I got them from Amazon. No,
- 33:02Speaker 1: I'm excited because Stu. Finally, so after we realized that.
- 33:06Speaker 2: We continuing from last can we finish this and then
- 33:09Speaker 2: continuing No.
- 33:10Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say that we we came to we
- 33:14Speaker 1: we had some internal self reflection and epiphanies. It's like,
- 33:19Speaker 1: we're gonna be here for at least another year or two.
- 33:21Speaker 1: We need to start hanging.
- 33:23Speaker 2: Things we need.
- 33:25Speaker 1: To unpack. Yes, Stu hung my TV in our room
- 33:33Speaker 1: on the wall this week and put the record player up,
- 33:38Speaker 1: so that made me happy, all right. So she swears
- 33:42Speaker 1: on her children's lives that she did not have anything
- 33:44Speaker 1: to do with Bill's murder. However, however, on another phone call,
- 33:49Speaker 1: she admits to parking Bill's car at the motel. She
- 33:52Speaker 1: claims that the night of the fight that she went
- 33:54Speaker 1: down to she called it ac Atlantic City to look
- 33:57Speaker 1: for him. Now, when she saw his car, she decided
- 34:00Speaker 1: she would just move it to a different location on
- 34:02Speaker 1: the spot just to fuck with her, That's what she
- 34:04Speaker 1: said she did, and then casually leaving a syringe of
- 34:09Speaker 1: the sedative sedative in there.
- 34:11Speaker 2: She didn't she.
- 34:15Speaker 1: Actually didn't mention the sedative, but she said that she
- 34:19Speaker 1: was the one in the video parking the car. Well,
- 34:22Speaker 1: this conversation sealed Melanie's fate because as we know, there
- 34:26Speaker 1: are dead human skin cells, pieces of human flesh in
- 34:31Speaker 1: the floorboard of the driver's side. So whoever drove that
- 34:34Speaker 1: car killed Bill stew like the movie.
- 34:38Speaker 2: Volume one in ten. Yes, now the police knew Melanie
- 34:43Speaker 2: had possibly killed Bill. They needed to figure out how
- 34:47Speaker 2: and where she did it. They went to the apartment
- 34:49Speaker 2: where they lived to see if they could find traces
- 34:52Speaker 2: of DNA, but the apartment was immaculate. Melanie and her
- 34:56Speaker 2: children had already moved out and she had scrubbed it
- 34:59Speaker 2: completely top to bottom.
- 35:00Speaker 1: Yeah, she had a great opportunity because with it being empty,
- 35:04Speaker 1: I mean, she can just douse it with bleach all over.
- 35:06Speaker 1: The place doesn't go and then the person that takes on,
- 35:09Speaker 1: whoever's written or in the apartment's like, oh, thank god,
- 35:11Speaker 1: you did such a good job cleaning this. I don't
- 35:13Speaker 1: even have to pay someone to clean it.
- 35:14Speaker 2: I know, I get to save some money. And you
- 35:17Speaker 2: still don't get your deposit back.
- 35:19Speaker 1: Yes.
- 35:21Speaker 2: Police now looked at the garbage bags used in her
- 35:23Speaker 2: and the murder of Bill. The trash bags had a
- 35:26Speaker 2: specific chemical composition, as they had been made from recycled materials.
- 35:31Speaker 1: That's what you get for trying to help the earth.
- 35:33Speaker 1: You know, we should have bought some generic basic bitch
- 35:36Speaker 1: trash bags from Sam's Club.
- 35:38Speaker 2: There you go. Police had also found a distinct pattern
- 35:43Speaker 2: from the serrated band used blade that was used to
- 35:46Speaker 2: cut the bags. Now, this is in the factory as
- 35:50Speaker 2: the bags are cut the blades dull, leaving unique print
- 35:53Speaker 2: where they're torn. So bags that are cut within seconds
- 35:57Speaker 2: of each other, meaning would mean that the same that
- 36:00Speaker 2: was sold together in the same box and they'lo have
- 36:03Speaker 2: the same markings.
- 36:04Speaker 1: You sound like you don't understand this story. Do you
- 36:08Speaker 1: want to understand?
- 36:09Speaker 2: What of?
- 36:09Speaker 1: Yes, yes, the machine's cutting them and as it goes it,
- 36:14Speaker 1: I guess it dolls pretty quickly because of the use,
- 36:19Speaker 1: and so they have to switch those blades out.
- 36:21Speaker 2: That rate the bags. So where you tear the bags
- 36:24Speaker 2: at there's a blade that serrates them.
- 36:26Speaker 1: But how would you look at that that closely? I
- 36:29Speaker 1: guess I don't know.
- 36:30Speaker 2: Because after from bag to bag, as it deteriorates, the
- 36:36Speaker 2: blade cuts.
- 36:37Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean, but I guess it's microscopic.
- 36:40Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess the naked eye.
- 36:44Speaker 1: Naked with you? All right? Are you done?
- 36:50Speaker 2: St No?
- 36:51Speaker 1: I'm not okay. It sounded confused, so I just want
- 36:55Speaker 1: to make sure nobody else was as well well.
- 36:57Speaker 2: I wasn't confused. Just whoever wrote this.
- 37:00Speaker 1: Didn't explain it a shitty job. I was as far
- 37:04Speaker 1: into the case I was. I was not as enthused.
- 37:08Speaker 2: You know, yes, we get it. You got tired of
- 37:11Speaker 2: type and so. But here we are now. When Melanie
- 37:14Speaker 2: packed up Bill's clothes, she put them in black trash
- 37:18Speaker 2: bags and gave them to a friend. Now police were
- 37:22Speaker 2: able to obtain those bags from that friend, and and
- 37:27Speaker 2: a chemical composition were identical.
- 37:32Speaker 1: Identical. What's that from my cousin, Benny? Who wants your
- 37:39Speaker 1: dead friend's clothes? It's weird.
- 37:43Speaker 2: Remember they were going to make a quilt. I don't know,
- 37:45Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 37:46Speaker 1: It seems strange to me. I just probably wouldn't want those,
- 37:49Speaker 1: like or maybe she was, well, no, she didn't care
- 37:52Speaker 1: about him, so she certainly wasn't at the point where
- 37:55Speaker 1: you know, like sometimes you might say, hey, will you
- 37:57Speaker 1: mind holdings on to me? I'm not ready to go
- 37:59Speaker 1: through them and get rid of it. But I can't
- 38:00Speaker 1: have him in my house right now because it's.
- 38:02Speaker 2: Just I'm not taking yours of your dad's bouse is closed.
- 38:05Speaker 2: You're gonna have to take that shit to a storage unit. No,
- 38:07Speaker 2: I'm not taking them.
- 38:10Speaker 1: I think that she reason she game to us because
- 38:13Speaker 1: she offered him and they were like, yeah, I'll take
- 38:15Speaker 1: Bill's clothes.
- 38:17Speaker 2: I could use a new wardrobe.
- 38:18Speaker 1: We're the same build, like, so strange Anyways, So on
- 38:24Speaker 1: April twenty third, two thousand and seven, Melanie's murder trial,
- 38:28Speaker 1: uh went and they found her guilty. They found her guilty.
- 38:32Speaker 1: I'm getting tired all of a sudden. Do I need
- 38:34Speaker 1: some caffeine? I didn't. I went to spend at midnight
- 38:37Speaker 1: last night, which if you guys checked out my Instagram
- 38:39Speaker 1: you would know this with my soured oak saga. But
- 38:43Speaker 1: I'm tired because.
- 38:44Speaker 2: I always if you'd quit using all these sidetracks to
- 38:46Speaker 2: talk about other stuff, we'd be done by now.
- 38:48Speaker 1: Okay, whatever's do? All right? Well, I was gonna tell
- 38:51Speaker 1: you about the importance of sleep, but we will save
- 38:53Speaker 1: that for after the episode. So always, they find her
- 38:56Speaker 1: guilty a first degree murder, and they also found found
- 39:00Speaker 1: her guilty on some lesser charges, which were a perjury,
- 39:05Speaker 1: desecration of human remains, and possession of a weapon for
- 39:08Speaker 1: an unlawful purpose. However, Melanie was acquitted of the two
- 39:14Speaker 1: counts of hindering apprehension as well as tampering with evidence
- 39:17Speaker 1: thank god, thank god she's as well as the possession
- 39:21Speaker 1: of the the prescription that she had. Now, yeah, she
- 39:27Speaker 1: was sentenced to life in prison. She did try to
- 39:30Speaker 1: appeal it did not appeal to the judge. He said
- 39:35Speaker 1: no and not an appealing of request. So she was
- 39:39Speaker 1: sentenced to life and she will have to serve sixty
- 39:42Speaker 1: three years before she's eligible for parole, So she'll be
- 39:47Speaker 1: she's not getting out of prison alive. I think that
- 39:49Speaker 1: would put her probably in her in her nineties. But
- 39:54Speaker 1: that's just that's just to apply for parole. That might
- 39:58Speaker 1: that that's just for parole though. So anyways, and then
- 40:02Speaker 1: Bill's their children.
- 40:04Speaker 2: Who's going to deny a nine year old lady.
- 40:06Speaker 1: Well, yeah, they'll probably some new law just lets her out,
- 40:10Speaker 1: I'm sure. But uh, Bill's children are with Bill's sister
- 40:19Speaker 1: is who took custody of them. And then there is
- 40:21Speaker 1: a Lifetime movie that we were watching and it does
- 40:26Speaker 1: I don't know if there's more. They painted Bill as
- 40:29Speaker 1: a very terrible person in the Lifetime movie. I don't
- 40:32Speaker 1: know if that's true or not. Maybe he was a
- 40:33Speaker 1: terrible person, Maybe she just needed to get out. I
- 40:35Speaker 1: don't know. But from what I researched, I didn't see
- 40:39Speaker 1: where he was proven to be a bad guy. Just
- 40:44Speaker 1: the anecdotal at uh, how she how she was like
- 40:49Speaker 1: pushed to an affair because he was so terrible and
- 40:53Speaker 1: everything like that, and.
- 40:54Speaker 2: So yeah, I don't know, that's some excuse you can use.
- 40:58Speaker 2: And to kill somebody terrible, I had to have an affair.
- 41:01Speaker 1: Yeah, and to kill and then to kill him or whatever.
- 41:03Speaker 2: Wow, I mean not necessarily need to go to the
- 41:05Speaker 2: next step and go somebody. You can just be like, well,
- 41:07Speaker 2: you were a terrible person to me. That's why I
- 41:09Speaker 2: had to go see what's her name down the street?
- 41:11Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 41:12Speaker 2: Or what's his face up the road?
- 41:14Speaker 1: What you've been up to do in the neighborhood.
- 41:16Speaker 2: I got a little time on my hands every night
- 41:18Speaker 2: hanging out with the girls in the group.
- 41:20Speaker 1: All right, Well that's our episode for this week out
- 41:23Speaker 1: of Virginia slash New Jersey Jerseys. Are they're southern in
- 41:30Speaker 1: our hearts? Do? They're very close to us because we've
- 41:32Speaker 1: given them such a hard time all these years.
- 41:34Speaker 2: I mean that they wouldn't be in that and in
- 41:37Speaker 2: our what do you call it, on our horizon had
- 41:43Speaker 2: it not been for the Jersey Shore and the awful
- 41:47Speaker 2: things that they have propagated on us.
- 41:49Speaker 1: Yes, the Jersey Shore of the show. Yeah, we can't
- 41:54Speaker 1: blame all Jersey for that.
- 41:56Speaker 2: Well you can't, but everybody that watches Swamp people think
- 42:00Speaker 2: everybody in Louisiana they are like that. Well they're not in.
- 42:04Speaker 1: It's not completely untrue. But I was looking back, we
- 42:08Speaker 1: have been doing this for seven years. That's crazy. However,
- 42:10Speaker 1: me and stew were doing the math. We've only put
- 42:12Speaker 1: out one hundred. This is one hundred and twenty first episodes.
- 42:16Speaker 1: Like theoretically, if we were doing this on the schedule
- 42:20Speaker 1: that we had originally thought we were going to do,
- 42:22Speaker 1: which would be one a week, we should be an
- 42:23Speaker 1: episode like three hundred and fifty.
- 42:25Speaker 2: And we'd have crime junkie money right now.
- 42:27Speaker 1: No, I don't think we'd have a crime junkie money,
- 42:29Speaker 1: but we might have some instead of you know, none.
- 42:34Speaker 1: But yeah, so seven years we've been doing this too,
- 42:39Speaker 1: seven years in July.
- 42:40Speaker 2: Wow, we took two and a half year break on.
- 42:42Speaker 1: It, we did, which that was a dumb move because
- 42:44Speaker 1: that was during COVID so we could have really expanded
- 42:48Speaker 1: our list. Yeah, we did. We It wasn't nothing changed
- 42:51Speaker 1: for us that during that time we were still baby
- 42:54Speaker 1: and then I got was pregnant. Yeah, so anyways, shit happens.
- 42:58Speaker 1: What are you going to do?
- 43:01Speaker 2: All right?
- 43:03Speaker 1: Are you do? You have Oh, let me so you
- 43:06Speaker 1: have your y'all need Jesus. Of course I was gonna
- 43:09Speaker 1: say the sleep thing. I listened to an audio book
- 43:12Speaker 1: called Why We Sleep, and it was eye opening, actually
- 43:16Speaker 1: it was eye closing. Stew I was like, I'm tired,
- 43:20Speaker 1: I know, but sleep is so important. Like I didn't
- 43:22Speaker 1: realize it's as important as exercise, drinking of water, all
- 43:25Speaker 1: that stuff. It's essential to your well being and to
- 43:30Speaker 1: avoid serious illness and disease.
- 43:32Speaker 2: I know. That's why I've been doing it all my life.
- 43:34Speaker 1: You should get at least seven hours, preferably eight hours,
- 43:38Speaker 1: every single night. So I I did get eight hours
- 43:42Speaker 1: last night, but I'm still tired. I need to go
- 43:45Speaker 1: lay in bed. See that's why I lay in bed.
- 43:48Speaker 1: I'm rappy just watching a movie in bed right now.
- 43:51Speaker 2: I could take a nap.
- 43:52Speaker 1: I know I could take a nap too, but we
- 43:53Speaker 1: can't take a nap. Be podcasted through the kids taking
- 43:57Speaker 1: naps and now we gotta we gotta be.
- 43:59Speaker 2: A Why are you making everybody yelling? Whatsn't this?
- 44:03Speaker 1: Okay, let's do your y'all need Jesus.
- 44:05Speaker 2: Well, okay, this is coming to us from my little spot.
- 44:10Speaker 2: I find all the stories because they got dumb criminal stuff.
- 44:14Speaker 2: From The New York Post by Catherine don Levy, published
- 44:19Speaker 2: September one, twenty twenty three. So about a year ago,
- 44:23Speaker 2: we got an alleged drunk driver arrested after unwittingly calling
- 44:27Speaker 2: nine to one one on himself. Quotations like a dumb fuck.
- 44:33Speaker 2: Oh that's the headline.
- 44:35Speaker 1: Anyway, they put dumb fuck in there.
- 44:37Speaker 2: Well, they put two little uh. They put a line
- 44:41Speaker 2: in between the F and the k.
- 44:42Speaker 1: Oh okay, but they implied it.
- 44:44Speaker 2: They implied yes, Florida or.
- 44:47Speaker 1: Not Florida, Um Florida.
- 44:51Speaker 2: No deed goes unpunished. And alleged drunk driver unwittingly handed
- 44:55Speaker 2: himself over to Nebraska police when he reported someone else
- 45:00Speaker 2: traveling in the wrong direction. As it turns out, he
- 45:05Speaker 2: was the culprit. Hilarious video shared by the Lancaster County
- 45:09Speaker 2: Sheriff's Office Thursday captured the bizarre incident that unfolded in March.
- 45:15Speaker 2: The man told dispatchers that someone driving a truck on
- 45:20Speaker 2: the wrong side of Highway seventy seven in Lancaster County
- 45:24Speaker 2: nearly ran him off the road.
- 45:26Speaker 1: Oh wow, what's shocking for it?
- 45:29Speaker 2: What's this Melanie's New Squeeze. Though rattled by the close call,
- 45:34Speaker 2: the drunk driver gave offers clear coordinates of where the
- 45:37Speaker 2: collision nearly happened, and, after the perfect opportunity to hunt
- 45:40Speaker 2: him down, offered the perfect opportunity.
- 45:44Speaker 1: Are you drunk?
- 45:45Speaker 2: I might be? When a deputy pulled the man over
- 45:48Speaker 2: just moments later, the driver immediately realized what he had done.
- 45:52Speaker 2: Do you know why I stopped you, The officer asked, yes,
- 45:55Speaker 2: because I was on the wrong side of the road.
- 45:57Speaker 2: The man responded, chalking up the error to a missed exit.
- 46:02Speaker 1: Mm hmmmm.
- 46:03Speaker 2: The driver was caught with a blood alcohol content over
- 46:06Speaker 2: twice the legal limit, prompting police to arrest him and
- 46:09Speaker 2: put him in the back of the patrol car. The
- 46:10Speaker 2: man instantly confessed to calling nine to one one on
- 46:13Speaker 2: himself when the deputy realized who he had in custody. Yep,
- 46:18Speaker 2: because I thought someone was on the wrong side of
- 46:20Speaker 2: the road, of the effing road, bro, is what he
- 46:24Speaker 2: told officers. But it turned out it was you, as
- 46:27Speaker 2: the deputy. Yep, like a dumb fuck.
- 46:30Speaker 1: Oh that's admitted in the headline.
- 46:34Speaker 2: Yes, we don't have a name of this fellow.
- 46:36Speaker 1: You know what though he should be publicly shame because
- 46:39Speaker 1: remember a couple of years ago, the family.
- 46:43Speaker 2: In Louisiana on Opera, Yeah, wiped out the family.
- 46:46Speaker 1: Well, the mom was yeah, they had six siblings, there
- 46:50Speaker 1: were six children, the mom and the dad. Well, the
- 46:52Speaker 1: mom was in the car with it was the mom
- 46:54Speaker 1: and three of the kids. And the mom survived and
- 46:58Speaker 1: the three kids died.
- 46:59Speaker 2: Now they'll come back from a sporty in a venos.
- 47:01Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, it's just there's no excuse to be
- 47:04Speaker 1: drinking and driving.
- 47:05Speaker 2: Yeah. That happened just north of us on I forty nine. Yeah,
- 47:10Speaker 2: and yeah, he was driving the wrong way, hit the car,
- 47:12Speaker 2: killed the three children.
- 47:13Speaker 1: He died, think thankfully because he'd probably be let out. Yeah,
- 47:17Speaker 1: probably the way they do with these. Anyways, I remember
- 47:20Speaker 1: he was from Dallas, Georgia.
- 47:24Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 47:24Speaker 1: I think it was that stood out to work or something.
- 47:28Speaker 2: I don't know what he was.
- 47:28Speaker 1: Doing here, but anyways, all right, Well that's our y'all
- 47:32Speaker 1: need Jesus. The baby is up. She has joined us.
- 47:35Speaker 1: She's being quiet though, so on cue. All right, So
- 47:42Speaker 1: I guess check us out Instagram if you want to
- 47:44Speaker 1: see how the sour dough is going. One day we'll
- 47:46Speaker 1: have bread. I think that's not from the hebs the
- 47:48Speaker 1: AGB and check it. Check that out so you can see.
- 47:54Speaker 1: It'll be exciting day for all of us whenever I
- 47:56Speaker 1: can finally bake bread from it.
- 47:57Speaker 2: Yes, I can't wait.
- 47:58Speaker 1: And then book club is Winter Garden by Kristin Hannah.
- 48:03Speaker 1: Check out the Patreon where I really appreciate everybody, and Facebook, rate, review,
- 48:10Speaker 1: subscribe and I think that's all, so I guess we
- 48:15Speaker 1: will see you next time. Bye, everyone, Say bye Steve.
- 48:19Speaker 1: Don't you know it's bad to be SUPERSTI shot by
- 48:28Speaker 1: nothing else. It's working and it's pretty learning.
- 48:34Speaker 2: And say it's worthy
- 48:39Speaker 1: La camag