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FULL SHOW: The Return of the Big Show · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Big Show on hold Aki cheers two from bringing
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  Speaker 1: Back to Last and the World Gone.
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  Speaker 2: Man, Yeah right, welcome, this is big.
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  Speaker 3: Big Show. Jason hits my note and.
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  Speaker 4: I'll give your man your company this Thursday afternoon, the
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  Speaker 4: twenty fourth of October twenty twenty four, and you, my friends,
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  Speaker 4: are listening to the Big Show, the full Big Show,
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  Speaker 4: every member of the Party of the Big Shows here
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  Speaker 4: today and clooning the one and only Maggie. But I'll
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  Speaker 4: get to him in a minute. And this show is
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  Speaker 4: brought to you by twy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah sorry, fellow, yeah responsibly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, all right, yes.
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  Speaker 3: You don't forget the old two year right campaigns back. Yeah, God,
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  Speaker 3: you're not gonna what go on? Wound us go on?
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean wound?
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  Speaker 5: You give us, give us a little bit of just
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  Speaker 5: casual check. Have you got any casual check? I haven't
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  Speaker 5: seen you for a couple of weeks.
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  Speaker 3: I'll do it. Actually, I was driving in I saw it.
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  Speaker 2: Now, can we save that for maybe the first.
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  Speaker 3: I just need that's got to be related to this toy. Okay, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: I was driving in, drove past one of the toy
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  Speaker 3: billboards and it's funny. It made me laugh. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 3: I thought, oh god, on this dand age we can
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  Speaker 3: all do with a laugh. That's what I like the attempt.
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  Speaker 3: They're really good, really good. Did I feel like I
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  Speaker 3: stuck the landing though? No, the landing was the problem.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, But anyway, tell you what, ye what's not
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  Speaker 4: a problem is how you're looking Magie's stallion. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 4: never a problem for me, I tell you that much.
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  Speaker 4: On this side of the desk. And there you came
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  Speaker 4: in today once again, just looking baff airs. You got
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  Speaker 4: your nice tight T shirt on, you got your massive
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  Speaker 4: poor namu and looking great mainhouse life.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, going pretty grassy, your mad dog, your sixth son
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  Speaker 5: of a b. Sorry, I had to take the down yesterday.
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  Speaker 5: I had to go and get a little bit of
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  Speaker 5: botox done. Get my my wig, my little man hat,
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  Speaker 5: me and my hem hat what do we.
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  Speaker 2: Call it yet?
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  Speaker 5: Get it tightened up a little bit, sure, brand new today, feelings.
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  Speaker 3: And reproaring and ready to go.
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  Speaker 4: Great stuff for mate, She's not cool, hardy, it's.
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  Speaker 3: Just such a random say someone walks past, speaking of
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  Speaker 3: hair hats.
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  Speaker 4: What a lead Therekezy, you're looking bad man, You are
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  Speaker 4: looking mean.
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  Speaker 3: That's a haircut you've ever had.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, really yea, I'd like a bit more off the top,
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  Speaker 4: but other than that, very good.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no, perfect mount at the top, I would
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  Speaker 5: say previously it has been abit long.
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  Speaker 3: Aptop it was. I got it done. And my wife
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  Speaker 3: even said, I think you're too.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah he is.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm here for it though.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And he was like happing to take an extra cineme
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, go for it, man, let's do
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  Speaker 3: it yolo. And then he did. And it looks great,
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  Speaker 3: looks fair.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah it does.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 2: You you're looking really good.
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  Speaker 3: You look excellent.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks Dave. Look at my shirt with your slanty
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  Speaker 2: little eyes there.
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  Speaker 7: And alarm, that's apology to everybody out there.
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  Speaker 5: Jay.
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  Speaker 3: So I think we're going to have to get you
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  Speaker 3: out of here. Brother. Yes, that's the end of the
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  Speaker 3: show for the three of us. Back to me and
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  Speaker 3: Keysy with your little seagull shit the whole archy.
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  Speaker 1: Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keysy.
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  Speaker 4: Geehat there on the radio, Hoed Donkey Big Show this
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  Speaker 4: Thursday afternoon. The time is twelve minutes past four o'clock
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  Speaker 4: and great news if you're just joining us. The full
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  Speaker 4: team back and forth, just very exciting stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Phellous. It feels like a little while, doesn't It does,
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  Speaker 2: doesn't it?
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  Speaker 4: It has been a while since we've all been together.
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  Speaker 4: Because we were talking about this yesterday, Mogie that you know,
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  Speaker 4: a few people were suggesting that there'd been a bit
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  Speaker 4: of a some fistiers, that some refs in the Big Show,
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  Speaker 4: that we couldn't stand each other's company or be in
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  Speaker 4: the same room. And we were very quick to quash those,
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  Speaker 4: weren't we easy?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, very quick quick. Some people were saying, yeah, yeah, right, hey,
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  Speaker 3: but do you guys do the big pole?
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  Speaker 2: I suppose big pole?
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  Speaker 3: So today's big pole was going to be about flying
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  Speaker 3: flying in an airplane, but we'll did it another day.
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  Speaker 3: Today's big pole is now Jason's brown crocs. Yes or no?
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  Speaker 3: Because Jason's walked in wearing brown crocs and hideous socks. No,
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  Speaker 3: I have to notice.
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  Speaker 4: Until before I'm just looking at Pug sound it's not him.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just going to come over and have a look
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  Speaker 3: at these crocs. Yeah, you don't have a look at
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  Speaker 3: them because he's got weird socks on. He's got brown crocs.
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  Speaker 2: It's just wearing them at home. And I couldn't be
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  Speaker 2: asked taking them off.
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  Speaker 3: And he's got a seagull shirt on. The only thing
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  Speaker 3: that looks good is the toy cap? Are they greener?
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  Speaker 3: They so like a brownie green? Okay, you've already.
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  Speaker 2: Taken a photo pug sound for God's I.
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  Speaker 3: Mean, the heenus that disgusting. What was the thought process there?
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  Speaker 5: Me?
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  Speaker 2: I got.
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  Speaker 4: I got home from golf there, mogie sure, and I
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  Speaker 4: put my crocs on, and I was just tootling around
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  Speaker 4: doing stuff. And then when it came to work, I went, ah,
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  Speaker 4: I can't be ass taking them off.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just going with my crocks.
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  Speaker 3: And what do you think would happen when you walk
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  Speaker 3: through the doors here we're in that.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, it did cross my mind that I get a
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  Speaker 4: fair amount of grief about it. But then I you know,
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  Speaker 4: I've reached the age now in my life where I
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  Speaker 4: just don't care what forty three?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just don't care. I know people going to
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  Speaker 2: really you know how into me? Then so be it?
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: I'm comfortable in my own skin. That that is what
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  Speaker 2: it is.
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  Speaker 5: Well, that's great, Yeah, that's good for you, man. I
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  Speaker 5: mean it's great that you don't care because we're going
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  Speaker 5: to hook it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's great for the show as well, you know, because
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  Speaker 3: it's content. So if you'd like to see a photo
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  Speaker 3: pug Son's just slapping them together now, they'll be up
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  Speaker 3: on the Hucky Big Shows Instagram. We might also chuck
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  Speaker 3: it on the Facebook as well, because not everyone has instag. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but brown crocs or crocs in general years or no,
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  Speaker 3: give us your thoughts on three four eight three. You
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  Speaker 3: can call us an eight hundred Hoducky. There are two
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  Speaker 3: prize packs for those that get involved. I understand they're
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  Speaker 3: very comfortable, though, is that right?
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  Speaker 2: They are very comfortable.
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  Speaker 4: That's why I put them on when I got home
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  Speaker 4: after take them a golf fuse off and then I
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  Speaker 4: just went on.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 5: It is odd though, because like visually the Ahenus, so
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  Speaker 5: my question has always been how do people find out
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  Speaker 5: that they're comfortable, because if they're on the shelf, you'd
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  Speaker 5: look at them and go, well, I'm never wearing those
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  Speaker 5: in a million years.
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  Speaker 3: No, they're gross, and here we are. People love them not.
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  Speaker 2: Don't talk to me about gross orthopedic.
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  Speaker 3: Boy, that's not my name.
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  Speaker 1: The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
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  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
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  Speaker 4: Yes indeed the black Crows there on the Radio Hodarchy
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  Speaker 4: Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is twenty one
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  Speaker 4: minutes past four o'clock. Go and check out the big
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  Speaker 4: poll today. My brown crocs yes or no?
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  Speaker 5: Is that it?
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  Speaker 3: That's right? Jason's brown crocs yes or no? That's up
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  Speaker 3: on the Hurdarky Big Show Instagram. Also on our Radio
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  Speaker 3: Hurdarcky Facebook. Have your say. Basically, Jason's walked in in
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  Speaker 3: an outfit that says to me, Mogi, I don't really
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  Speaker 3: care about impressing the fowlers anymore, or I don't really
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  Speaker 3: value what my workplace thinks of me. And it's almost
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  Speaker 3: like you're in a relationship with you're just giving up
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  Speaker 3: and you're just like, oh, well, you know, I'm married now,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to make an effort.
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  Speaker 5: I don't feel as strongly as about it as you do.
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  Speaker 5: Keysy your generation sort of again separated from Hoody Jay.
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  Speaker 5: To me, it looks like a mental patient who has
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  Speaker 5: escaped an asylum, right, and he's got his slippers on
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  Speaker 5: and he's got his you know, as weird shirt or
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  Speaker 5: the seagull shirt.
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  Speaker 2: I was trying to find. Hey, you guys, you guys
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  Speaker 2: remember my boats here?
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  Speaker 4: Eh yeah, I'm trying to find that because that's my
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  Speaker 4: favorite shirt of the summer.
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  Speaker 2: I'll definitely find it for tomorrow.
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  Speaker 4: And I've also got a really good lemon My wife
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  Speaker 4: bought me a short sleeve shirt with lemons all over.
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  Speaker 4: I'll wear that tomorrow if I can't find my boat shirt.
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  Speaker 3: So what you actually look like? Because you've got your
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  Speaker 3: toy cap on, your seagull shirt, random pants, colored socks,
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  Speaker 3: and brown crops. It looks like an alien is trying
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  Speaker 3: to blend in with humans and has just sort of
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  Speaker 3: found some clothes and put them on, and it having
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  Speaker 3: a crack at blending in. What it looks like jas have.
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  Speaker 5: I gotta be honest with you, man, it looks like
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  Speaker 5: you've been out on a bender for three days. You
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  Speaker 5: found you is You've woken up on a park bench,
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  Speaker 5: You're completely naked, and you've found a clothing bin nearby. Sure,
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  Speaker 5: you've dived in head first, You've got en dressed in
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  Speaker 5: the dark, You've jumped out, and this is how you look.
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  Speaker 2: Sure? Okay? Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Three?
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  Speaker 3: Three is the text line, people are, well, they're getting
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  Speaker 3: amongst the discussion crocs. Hell, no, what are you thinking?
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  Speaker 2: What you've been?
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  Speaker 3: That's from Kim. Oh, Kim actually be interested to get
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  Speaker 3: a female point of view on this one on the
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  Speaker 3: crocs and Kim might be a boy maybe or a
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  Speaker 3: man or a man that's right?
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  Speaker 2: Can I can?
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  Speaker 4: I just can I just defend myself somewhat well?
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  Speaker 3: I thought, you see you don't care.
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  Speaker 4: Well I Doug, but I want to give you my thoughts.
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  Speaker 4: You know what was what was going on? I mean,
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  Speaker 4: I find it.
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  Speaker 2: I find it. I on Maggie that you're having a
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  Speaker 2: go at me. I know when you've come in with wearing.
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  Speaker 4: Daggy shorts, jendles and a singlet win many time.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's crops are.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't start me with you, Kesey.
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  Speaker 4: But no, here's my thinking. I went and played golf
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  Speaker 4: with Keysy today.
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  Speaker 2: I got home. It was just chilling out.
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  Speaker 4: Put the shirt on because it was a bit hot
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  Speaker 4: and it's very cool, sir. I put my crops on
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  Speaker 4: and it was just faffing around the house and then
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  Speaker 4: I was like, oh.
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  Speaker 2: God, I gotta go to work, and I went. You
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  Speaker 2: know what, I just can't be changing my shoes. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's what that's the Can I also say?
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  Speaker 4: Can I also say though, there was a young fellow
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  Speaker 4: that came around. He was doing some work on our house.
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  Speaker 4: Bloody good looking young fellow looked pretty styly, he was pretty.
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  Speaker 4: He wanted it in his shorts with his crops and
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  Speaker 4: socks on, and I went, yes, sweet airs, man, sweet air,
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  Speaker 4: that's cool.
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  Speaker 3: As I said, is your shower working none at the moment.
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  Speaker 2: It's not his fault, though, his fault to make.
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  Speaker 3: Text on three four eight three crocs are for absolute backbones,
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  Speaker 3: of course, Keysy wouldn't understand them. Yeah, that's from a
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  Speaker 3: local lunatic brown crocs. Hell no, that's from Brad. The
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  Speaker 3: holes in the crocs are there to let your dignity
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  Speaker 3: seep out.
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  Speaker 2: Hey.
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  Speaker 3: If no, you might as well walk around with a
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  Speaker 3: giant penis hanging off your forehead.
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  Speaker 2: That's great, hey, but Keysy, can I just say this mate?
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  Speaker 3: Oh here we go?
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  Speaker 2: What at least I can walk.
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  Speaker 4: In my crocs and I don't fall over with my
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  Speaker 4: ass in the looking over my shoulder.
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  Speaker 3: Jace, someone who has requested a sideboy side photo of
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  Speaker 3: me and my orthopedic slippers and Jace and his crocs.
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  Speaker 3: The difference is your crocs exist and you are wearing
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  Speaker 3: them here at work on Facebook, Instagram. Have a look
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  Speaker 3: and will reaversit this later on.
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  Speaker 1: The Darkey Big Show week days from four on Radio
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  Speaker 1: Hodarkeys and four.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, fellows, I'm in the right frame
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  Speaker 2: of mind. I don't mind a bit of Floyd.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, right, and get into the zone there, you know,
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  Speaker 4: just put the headphones on and just chill out.
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  Speaker 3: My skull candies so good. Keep an air out by
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  Speaker 3: the way for the roar of the encore if you
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  Speaker 3: hear it. Okay, give us a call on eight hundred HODUK.
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  Speaker 3: You can win five hundred bucks.
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  Speaker 4: It's gig a little imagine that many.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, hey, while you're away, Jos, because you're away
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  Speaker 3: last week? Yes, what was that about? While you're away?
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  Speaker 3: Me and old Moggi over there. We got the listeners
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  Speaker 3: to help us put together what we assume a sort
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  Speaker 3: of regular day off for you might look like sure,
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  Speaker 3: because you didn't leave the city. You know, you pretty
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  Speaker 3: much were just at home. Yeah, So we got people
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  Speaker 3: people text her on three four eight three and helped
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  Speaker 3: us put this sort of schedule together. So I'll just
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  Speaker 3: run you through a few.
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  Speaker 4: Of them before you get into it. Kesy, I mean,
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  Speaker 4: do you feel like it's accurate or I mean.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's bang on absolutely accurate. Right, Okay, sex am,
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  Speaker 3: you're awake because of the sunlight.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, generally about about five point thirty caught to sex.
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  Speaker 4: And I've got a very thin curtain Mogi in my room.
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  Speaker 4: It does get in a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, So instead of changing the curtain making it darker
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  Speaker 3: and sleeping and now.
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  Speaker 4: The curtain itself, keezy is quite dark, but it's just
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  Speaker 4: a thin material.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, okay, six o five do staccato wheeze, which is
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  Speaker 3: like stop stardy wheeze.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's usually a power stream.
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  Speaker 3: And then it don't lie And then it's six ' ten.
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  Speaker 3: You decide that's actually enough and you shut off the
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  Speaker 3: Tapago that's enough. I pretty much into the tank. Then
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  Speaker 3: you put on some shorts because you're at home and.
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  Speaker 2: It's getting warm. Now inaccurate.
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  Speaker 3: Why what did you put on your brown cross? Brown
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  Speaker 3: Cross six fifteen, have a drry on the deck six
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  Speaker 3: twenty correct sigh about nothing? Then hid back inside.
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  Speaker 2: No incury, got that around the wrong way.
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  Speaker 4: First, First I make my wife a really terrible coffee
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  Speaker 4: which he doesn't appreciate.
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  Speaker 3: Hang on, I've got that day. It's forty five, make
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  Speaker 3: coffee for wife, and over.
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  Speaker 5: Six fifty you sulk because she says it's too hot?
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  Speaker 5: Can I just clan sulking lads for the duration of
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  Speaker 5: the dart?
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  Speaker 3: That's right? Six fifty five? Another dorry and a who
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  Speaker 3: of a move?
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  Speaker 2: This is this is very important to clarify. I never
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  Speaker 2: have a dorry before my coffee. All right, worth your coffee?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, so I made the coffee fish then I
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  Speaker 4: got so I didn't have a dorry.
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  Speaker 3: Right, okay, yeah, we forgot six thirty three perfect tubes
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  Speaker 3: and two imperfect strokes.
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  Speaker 2: Now, yes, that's that's accurate.
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  Speaker 3: We're up to seven o'clock. Now, someone suggested that you
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  Speaker 3: do stretches. Then at quarter past seven you moan about
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  Speaker 3: how sore your legs are from doing the stretches, and
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  Speaker 3: then at seven thirty am you you google leg cancer
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  Speaker 3: symptoms and start panicking.
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  Speaker 4: Can I can I say, just for the sake of accuracy,
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  Speaker 4: there at seven o'clock I do ge yo, good.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, okay, I can picture that. Yes, at eight
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  Speaker 5: o'clock you crank the hog.
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  Speaker 2: What's that again?
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  Speaker 3: Mogi said it was you get your motorbike out?
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  Speaker 2: I know, no, inaccurate? Right, okay?
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  Speaker 3: Eight oh five? If and Jeff about Roue or the duck.
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  Speaker 5: Eight point thirty, watched Dog Squad again and talk along
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  Speaker 5: to the voiceover.
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  Speaker 2: Can I, for the sake of accuracy once again, I've
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  Speaker 2: actually never watched dog Squad?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 2: Nope?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, should I haven't. Nine am. Drain your probiscus using
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  Speaker 3: two beach towels and that goes until nine ten minutes
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  Speaker 3: for each. Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 5: And at that point you tell your wife about that
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  Speaker 5: time you used to work out with Ryan gos I
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  Speaker 5: work with Ryan Gosling.
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  Speaker 3: Nine accurate, nine thirty. Get your right out nine forty,
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  Speaker 3: get your fishing right out.
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  Speaker 2: It depends on the tide which one of those two things.
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  Speaker 4: Um, look, I don't in terms of getting my ride out,
• 14:45
  Speaker 4: that tends to be early on. Yeah, right, and getting
• 14:49
  Speaker 4: my fishing ride out. That's tide dependent.
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, Let's say the tide was good ninety you got
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: the fishing right out eleven forty. You retired from fishing
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: with fifteen undersized fish correct eleven forty five. Make the
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: best of each in the world.
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: Correct.
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: Non, tell everybody that you make the best of each
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: in the world. Correct, make the best iced coffee in
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: the world to have with it.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: Correct?
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: Have another dirry at quarter past twelve.
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: Can I just clarify something here, I've probably had about
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: eight daries by then.
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: Right, Ok?
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but like.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: Let's only the first part of the days time.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's pretty accurate.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: We can finish this off later on the show. Sure
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: hows that sound.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Yes, sounds really good. Here's the Stone Temple Pilots.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: Kesey Stone.
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: Temple Pilots here on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: Tuesday afternoon. The time is five minutes to five o'clock.
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: Now coming up after five your fate one of your
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: favorites out there for the listeners. Big Show improv are you?
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: And this time it's going to be setting an airport
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: made in celebration of Keys's overseas travel.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty exciting. Can't wait to see what the
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: scenario is. Also, earlier in the show, we had the
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: big pot, which was Jason's brown crocs.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: Yes or no?
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: You can see a photo of them up on the radio,
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: Hudarcky Facebook or the Hidaky Big Shows Instagram. Well I
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: also asked I was interested to get a female point
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: of view on crocs. Crocs no way, Henus Hoidy j
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: has developed a dress since for radio. That's from Joe.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: Crocs are hot. I do anything to a man wearing crocs, anything, anything,
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: So it's kind of fifty to fifty.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Wow. Interesting.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's one hundred percent here at Darky
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: you look stupid.
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: I mean yeah, totally in fairness and I don't think
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: my wife's a fan, all right, you know what I mean.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: But that's that's when you've just got to be confident
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: in your own self.
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: Absolutely, you know, despite all the evidence to the contrary.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: You've just got to hold on to your what you
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: feel comfortable and all that. After five.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: The Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy in
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: weekdays and four on Radio hod Ikey.
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: Welcome back to your MESSI of Backbones, hope your Thursday's
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: going along ticket e Bill and this gorgeous afternoon you're
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: listening to the Big Show brought to you by two Weeks.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: Also the return of the two billboards, the year right billboards.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because nowadays, oh god, we can all do
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: with a bit of a laugh. I think it's when
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: you put your eyebrows up at me at the end.
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: There.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: That's what's really pulling the rug out right. You're really
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: selling it to me, you know, you know what I mean? Yeah,
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: I'll do it to Jason said. Nowadays, Jase, we could
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: all do with a laugh.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: Well, you see, I prefer you do. I prefer when
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: you do that to your squinty.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: Ones to throw back to an hour ago.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when you did the squinty eye at me. That's
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: that that throws me a little bit.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: Why is that?
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know, it just does. It just makes me
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: feel weird.
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: Hey, but I tell you what doesn't make me feel weird?
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: And what I'm absolutely fizzing about. The second test News
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: Yeller visuals innbiac Wow has started New Zealand.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Three without loss.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: So obviously we won the toss and elected to bat
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: and weirdly and it must be an injury.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: It must be an injury.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: Henry has been dropped, Matt Henry, yes, and Salvey's been
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: kept and I believe Santner is a new man.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: So there you go. Yes he must.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: He must be injured because the five wicket haul he
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: had in that first Test was the most economic five
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: wicket haul in New Zealand Test history. I think you
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: mean economical, but.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: Absolutely yes, five to fifteen it was, wasn't it?
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: And I can go on now I consider him our
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: strip bowler.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: Now he's so economic. I consider him gorgeous. He's a
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: very good looking man.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Darcy Hey.
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: Now Nick's coming up after this next couple of tunes,
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: but a big show improv, so stay tuned his sound garden.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: Ah spoon man. It's better go that plays the spoons,
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: sure is mate?
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: So good for Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: Mike and Kezy Supergroove there on the radio Hotarchy Big
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: Show this Thursday afternoon in the Cricket New Zealand seven
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: without last after three overs. Let's have a bit of
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: big show improv, shall we?
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Sounds Fay likes camera. Actually no, it's time for the
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: big show prov. Well. I was thinking fellas.
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: Celebration of Keysy's overseas travels of late and I, by
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: the way, Mogi had a real godam about upgrading again yesterday.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: And leaving his wife about behind.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: But anyway, so I thought, what would be quite a
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: nice scenario maybe this time, is that Keysy's going through customs.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, so it's a customs sort of set up.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: Keyzy has massively hungover and also has terrible diarrhea.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: Okay, I don't see what he.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: And he's getting like sharp pains in his stomach from
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: a tie carry head the night before.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: Plus plus he's actually massively hungover.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: It was a death arm and yeah, are you.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: Of course Mogi will play the customs official.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, there.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: We go, custom customs officer Mogi. Yeah, okay, airport, good mate,
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: so sure beg? Yes, my big what's your name, brother, Chris?
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: You know Chris Chris Chris Key. Okay, I'm a customs officer, Mogi.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna it's all good if I go for
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: your beg. Yeah, it's still just going to zip it.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: Here made a ben drama drug dog Laute titles over
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: the keys and sniffs his ass.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: Oh god, what sorry the dog? Why is the dog
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: sniffing my ass?
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: That's not a dog mate, that's an officer, all right,
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: that's an officer of the of the custom service. Here
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: in New Zealand, and you'll treat them with the same
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: amount of respect as you treat me.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: All right. So the reason why we've pulled you over
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: is Officer good Boy over there, prior to smelling your
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: ainus as he is now, he's smelled drugs on your person.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: He's signaled and so now I'm just going to go
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: through your stuff. You're right, we're going to want to
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: hack it and we're just going to go through it
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: by item.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: So what's this one twelve inch delly?
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: Did you buy that over there? Yes, a bit of
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: a joke present for the feller's back. I'm going to
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: work with one fourteen inch Delly had a joke as
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: well as it, mate. And that one there is engraved
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: with the name Chris Key. Yeah, that's that's actually one
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: for me.
• 21:40
  Speaker 6: It was a.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: Moment as Keys he goes to release a bit of wind,
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: he slightly ships himself.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: Hey mate, how long is this going to take? Quickly
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: because of an hour and.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Then throws up slightly in his mouth.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: Okay, I've got a bit of a situation going on here.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Likes it last night, and it's just it's not agreed
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: with me.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: A man Mogi, unimpressed, starts to lose his cool.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Is there a toilet? I just I'll be back and
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: you'll be right there. Mate.
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: Whatever happens now happens, all right. I just don't want
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: to just stay between us, all right, you and okay,
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: going through your bag here again?
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: All right? One, Okay, I thought I put those of
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: my chicken for moest. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, And that's confused.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: There must be other stuff with the I can't remember
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: there is.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: Just then Mogi starts putting on his plastic gloves.
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'm just going to put on my plastic
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: gloves here. I run out of my rubber ones and
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: I've got my plastic. They're pretty techy. And when I
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: say techy, I mean that's sticky. And when I say sticky,
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: it means this is going to be a rough couple
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: of hours for you.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: Boy, trust me, if you're going to just get you
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: to bend over your mate. What was in the middle
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: of the sort of X ray area with everyone, Yeah,
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: that's right. Okay, it's a new policy.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, okay, what keasy losers all control of his
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: bells and release a sully.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Does he?
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: Ah, that's a shame. I'm just looking through your suitcase.
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: So here I can see bat plug but.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Late the Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: He's indeed Queens of the Stone Age there on the
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: Radio Hodarki Big Show this Thursday afternoon. You's see in
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: a nineteen without last late than thirteen Conway five.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: So good. Earlier in the show, we were going through
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: something that Mike and I put together last week when
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: Jason randomly had a week off. What was that about?
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: Just a week off? Yakay.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: You know how you get in those situations your boss
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: goes use up. You need to start using up some
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: of your holidays.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, you know what I mean. Yeah, I might
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: do that next week actually, So Mike and I wanted
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: to put together, basically a schedule of what a week,
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: a regular day would be like for you having a
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: week off, not even leaving the city, just being at home. Sure,
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: so we got as far as lunchtime. We're just cross
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: referencing this now with Jase. If you want to hear
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: the first half, listen to the podcast tonight. It comes
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: out at seven thirty. So we got it as far
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: as lunchtime. So once lunch finishes at twelve thirty. The
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: listeners suggested that you try on your wife's jeans in
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: the mirror.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: It's been known to happen.
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Then at twelve thirty five, while we're in your
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: wife's jeans, you're look in the mirror and say thanks mate,
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: over and over again, and just like practice, practicing, not
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: an accurate twelve fifty.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: You try to think of a two billboard idea, but
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: you can't, so you sigh, If and Jeff and go
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: and have a durry bang on one o'clock, clean out
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: your teeta ashtray.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: My teeaer astray. Actually, no, that's inaccurate, aim.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: I don't have a teaty I've got stolen it. And
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: be my axeler.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: Doesn't have an ashtray, you're joking. No, well, I just
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: discovered that the other day. Actually the road, don't you
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: What the hell? No, I swallow them.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: One o five. You will say this one makes sense. Now,
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: you polish the plastic mahogany dash and your nis and
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: tita one thirty, then drive the tea to the general
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: store to buy cheeseballs, darts and nip on nippies iced coffee. Wow.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: It's accurate and inaccurate.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: I don't have to drive because I've got the dairy
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: like fifty meters.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Down from there. Yeah, I just walked down there in
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: the crocs.
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: At two o'clock. Your thumb through an old Playboy.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: I quite like to do that. Actually, they're quite a
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: classy magazine.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: But just thumb through it.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: You just thumb through it. Just no, not accurate.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Okay. Two twenty ignore a call from Keesy's wife and tears.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, when you're getting four or five a day,
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: it gets a bit match.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: Two thirty reply hmm to Keysy's text in the group chat,
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: suggesting another sigma on having an affear. It's a very
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: specific one that someone said through a three four eight
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: three two thirty five, Fire up the yoga app.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: I've already done that.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Too, forty closed the app and IF and Jeff because
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: it was way too hard.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Already done that, right.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: Okay, three pm, Make love.
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: Bing.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: Three thirty. Wife arrives home from working. Four pm. Make
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: the best chicken soup in the world, A spicy chicken soup.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: My girls love it.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: No, they love my pumpkin and carrots.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: Hang on, no spicy chicken, so.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: No make it. I love it all.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: But the weird one they love is the carrot and pumpkin. Right, Okay,
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: my girls aren't here anymore, so I can't do that.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Well, while you're making that, you're telling your wife on
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: how much of a busy day you've had. Four thirty
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: pm you eat dinner, a five pm you lose it,
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: scrabble to your wife five twenty five pre beid dirry
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: five point thirty sleep hopping bed and go to sleep
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: and a night shirt and a nightcap bang on. Yes,
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: so yeah, that's pretty much a day off, right, yeah.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I am amazed at how accurate the listeners were.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: There, mate, A relaxing stuff.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is very relaxing.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: You know, a few darries, few coffees, but I love
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: making a bit of Effan and Jeff and some cheese balls, some.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Nippies, thumbing through a playboy, thumbing through a Playboy. It's
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: all good stuff.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: Well, if you are to give that to you, you
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: could use it as a schedule for next time you've got.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: A day off.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: That'll be great, keysy I you okay, thanks mate, get
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: it in here.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Darchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: And Keseyoo fighters there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: this Tuesday afternoon. The time is five thirty eight, is it?
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: And going along nicely at the moment thirty two without last.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: I'm curious Mogi and Keezy and maybe one of you
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: can answer this question before we get into our mates
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: from Diamonds on Richmond.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Why there's so many massive dragonflies?
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: Aren't they They're massive?
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Where did they come from? What's that about?
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: I know they're India, they're Indians having a review too.
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: I was just I was just singing because you just
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: said we're going along really well. I was just wanting
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: to slip in their curse. Can I just say curse
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: the next ball?
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: We have got problems? He's not even so.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: Jason, you've had one.
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: You've had one, absolutely live there and we're going to
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: make a video of that and get it up on
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: Instagram at some point. But Hoidy j there has said
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: New Zealand going along very well at the moment, and
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: then literally the next ball, look at what happened. Tom
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: Latham has been a jodge plum l b W after
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: able pictures, Middle straightened and is going to take out
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: the middle of middle stump. Absolute disgrace from Hoidy. J Yeah,
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: a shock, isn't it unbelievable?
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: That is an absolute shock.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Believable.
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: I remember when you were having a night there Warriors
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: and then you see j you were you know, jas,
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: you know what it's like when you do a commentator's curse,
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: and Jason, I have never in my life done And
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: to be fair, you're not commentating.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: No, you're not commentating.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: So I'm not exactly This is way worse.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: It's an announcers curse.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Hey, Nellison, I'll good mates a Diamonds on Richmond.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: Don't say the name they might go under. Now.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: They've been very generous to the Big Show because they
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: love the Big Show. They've given us a ten thousand
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: dollars engagement ring to give away, which was ten million
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: then dropped to eight bucks.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: I think what was an issue eleven eleven thousand dollars.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's still on the grind. Wow.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: So if you want a piece of that, and if
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: you want to bend the needs, that's the whole thing.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, Ben, do you.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: Need to that special person in your life.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Listen up, that's right. If you'd like to win an
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: engagement ring. If you've been fart arsing around, as Jas
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: would say a language farts, yeah, oh hang on. If
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: you've been mucking about and you've been meaning to drop
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: any diamonds of Richmond could help you out.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: He did it again. He did this yesterday, drop an e.
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: You can't we two's drug taking and you can't be
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: promoting that on the on the Headache Big Show.
• 30:10
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• 30:14
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• 30:20
  Speaker 3: It's your last chance, by the way, because tomorrow we're
• 30:22
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• 30:23
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• 30:26
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• 30:28
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• 30:30
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  Speaker 3: Please find and close my proposal for your consideration. Picture
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  Speaker 3: the scene. It's a dreary day on the outskirts of
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  Speaker 3: Gore are biting, sou wester is sweeping through with constant drizzle.
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  Speaker 3: It's approaching dusk, and I'm taking my fiance out for
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: a kebab combo meal. We passed the construction site I've
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: been working on for the past few months and I
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: pull in as I need to pick up some gear.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: This is a ruse. While there, I asked my fiance
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: if she will stock the toilet paper in the portaloo,
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: which hasn't been cleaned out since it was dropped off
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: by the way. She willingly accepts, and while in the duney,
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: a hand appears through the bog water holding a diamond
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: encrusted ring from Diamonds On Richmond, akin to the lady
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: of the lake holding Excalibur. Unbeknownst to her, Kezy has
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: been submerged.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: In the.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: Unbeknownst to her, Cheesy has been submerged in the chemical
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: toilet fluid and his scuba git Waiting for this moment,
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: I didn't slide in behind her, drop a knee and
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: ask you to marry me. She of course says yes,
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: and for the peace to resistance. We leave the portaloo
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: in a shower of sparks, which are from Hoidy Jan Moggi,
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: who is standing outside with angle grinders grinding away wearing
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: their diamond encrusted leather posing pouches with dan Zeg blasting
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  Speaker 3: full noise on the side radio with one crackling speaker.
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  Speaker 3: We all then ride off into the drizzle on horseback.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know about you, fellows. I'm in We've got
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  Speaker 2: a winner. I'm if I could do it, I do
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  Speaker 2: it right now and give it to that.
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  Speaker 3: There was that one and there's one other.
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  Speaker 5: I think that was equally as beautifully written, you know,
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  Speaker 5: a real way with the words there and no doubt
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: that's how he managed to get his lady.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: Lowering myself into bog water.
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: I know we'll put you in there yourself there will
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: drop you in.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's the part I was worried about.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Here's allies.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: Also, if you're hit into Diamonds on Richmond asap and
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  Speaker 3: say the word my wife, they'll pay the GENC for you.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: The other engagement ring specialists to get stuck in the
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  Speaker 3: Hodiking being shown podcast The Fertelli's there on the Radio
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  Speaker 3: Hodaki Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
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  Speaker 4: The time is five ft Sex New Zealand thirty three
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  Speaker 4: for one. Hey, exciting news on the music front day, fellers.
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  Speaker 2: Have you heard the big news. There's the big news,
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: there's brew news. It's breaking news.
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  Speaker 3: This is breaking news.
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  Speaker 4: And I think you, in particular Mogi will be stoked
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  Speaker 4: about this. Mate, one of your favorite bands is coming
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: to town. Well have you heard the news.
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: The news is that Metallica will be coming and Keesy
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: captain edmund Or hand it over to him shortly because
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: he'll have all of the finer details.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: But it's pretty exciting. They haven't been here for fourteen
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: long years. That's right. I was at the gig that
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: did it, sparker Ina here and it was other than
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: Billy Joel. That's my favorite concert I've ever been to.
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well that's I mean, that's you can't compete with
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: the bigoni.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: I pray it is. They're playing one show, Eden Park
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: November nineteenth next year. Support it from even Essence by
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: the way, great supporting act. Oh how exciting is that?
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: That's actually great? Yeah, that is an absolute shitter of
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: a band. No, there's I mean, they've got a lot
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: better than they have got two two good songs are
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: four good songs, so that should be that should be
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: good stuff. So absolutely, I won't be timing that visit
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: to get there right when they leave the stage. But yeah,
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: it's it's exciting. I saw them and christ Sitch in
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: twenty ten. Yeah, yeah, I saw just them. That was
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: pretty exciting. And I've seen them another time at the
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: Big Day out right, and I think maybe two thousand
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: and four.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: There is something about Lars Ulrich and the double He's
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: got the what's it the double the double kick, especially
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: on the songs off like the Black album and stuff
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: with the flames that come out. It is just an
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: absolute spectacle.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: It's a treat, isn't it. Really?
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: You feel it in your soul. Metallica ajs, you feel
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: it in your fingers, you feel it in your soul.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: No, no, Mettellica.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah boy, what's your favorite Metallica song?
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: I love them?
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, all their songs, all of them, even say to Anger.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: I love every song from Metallica. I'll be there with bells.
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: I'll be in the marshy just swinging away there, jumping
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: up and down, Poe going.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: He went on, well, I.
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: Remember when they played well, both of the gigs they
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: played for about two to two and a half hours,
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: which normally annoys me because I think that's too long.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: But it was bloody good.
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: And despite that the length of that show, they still
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: didn't play all of their awesome, Chune.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: That's the good thing about them.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's what I mean, Maggie, that's what I mean.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: Is that what?
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: Hang on, who actually meant that?
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Well, obviously we both meant yeah, yeah, Yeah.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Tickets go on, Selkes. This is the tune though Brewery
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: of the Day Metallica.
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: You love.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: The Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: There on the radio Hodarkey Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. Now,
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: look has always lots going on after six o'clock, including
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: What's on the TV with Me, Mike Minogue and what's
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: for T news yealing with me?
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Keys.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: We're not doing What's for T.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: Big Pole update. Yeah, that's right, That's what I meant
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: to say.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: People are going to think that we don't chat before
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: we go on in you just randomly throwing out segments.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: No the Big Pole. Remember it's do you like Jason's
• 36:29
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• 36:32
  Speaker 3: on that at the Hudaky Big Show's Instagram story or
• 36:34
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• 36:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Good stuff all that after sex.
• 36:40
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back your massive bagbones. You're listening to the big
• 36:49
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• 36:51
  Speaker 3: Get it in your mad dog responsibly yeah right, no,
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: seriously they're responsibly yeah yeah, yeah, no, definitely responsible because
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: you say it there makes it? Yes, I know, yeah
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: right as if you know, I'm glad those billboards are
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: back because I could really use a laugh, could you,
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: Fellas I just worried, like I feel like if you
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: guys just supported me or we've been an extended whenever
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: I said that, it would actually down really well.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally happy to extend you anytime.
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: Honestly and out there in society, Jason, you and I
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: were talking about this a little bit earlier on just
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: sort of you know, the worries that the everyday man
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: has got at the moment and woman all right, and
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: anything I reckon that we can do to sort of,
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: you know, give them a laugh. Sure, it can only
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: be a good thing, and so kudos kudos to TUI
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: for bringing back their billboards.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Absolutely made Absolutely, It's just that that's not.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: It's not what's reless integration. Just I feel like we
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: have to say what's Yeah, Okay, that's all right, we'll
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: work on it.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: We'll get there.
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: Allison in the podcast outro today, just ask me it was.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: It's good to have all the team back.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: Well, I disagree with that.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: And the podcast our show is what we do to
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: sort of warm up for the show.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: What what is it today, Kezy?
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: Today's clip is called Nude Model? Oh yeah, I remember
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, the boys found out about him doing his live
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• 38:27
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• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Crayons? HBP? So good? I was good. Yeah, there was
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: a bit of nude.
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: Modeling chat amongst other things. Make sure you check that out.
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: Also on our Instagram at the moment, a new video
• 38:49
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• 38:50
  Speaker 3: Oh really, yes, what's that about?
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: Well you have to look at the Instagram to find out, Kezy.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: Well, I just think it's kind of weird to say
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: there's a new video out there and don't even say
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: what it's about.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: What we call it? Teas isn't it thank you movie.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: Usually you'd give some sort of like it, like it's
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: too good, it's too good in fact, as a matter
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: of fact, don't go and watch it.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't do it. Don't go.
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  Speaker 3: Honestly, you wouldn't like it?
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Da you not to?
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: Up next to the big pole the Hodiking Big Show.
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  Speaker 4: Podcast White Stripes there on the radio, Honankey Big Show
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  Speaker 4: this Thursday evening. Now we did a big show, big
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  Speaker 4: pole today, and the big pole today was.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: Do you want to play the sting?
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, big pole.
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: The big pole today was Hoodie Jay's sixy brown crocs?
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: Yes or no? Was that the question?
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: It was just haughty Jay's brown crocs because and I
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: was you couldn't be bothered taking them off before coming
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: to work, so you just wore your at home clothes
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: you crash, which consists of a toy hat, a seagull shirt,
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: your wife's jeans, some weird socks.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: At these are my gens yours? Yeah, but did you
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: notice his zips up the side there? Fellous? I mean
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: they're good?
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: That great. You can vote on the Ducky Big Shows
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: Instagram poll. What's your predictions?
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: But what's the question? Yes or no?
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: Or what yes, yes or no? Okay, what's your what's
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: your prediction? I'm predicting ten yes, ninety percent.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: Sixty five percent yes, Moggi's close. Fifty six percent of
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: people said yes, yeses.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: And good yes, yes, yeah, they're taking the past.
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: Forty four percent people said no, I think there's a
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: lot of crop converts out there. Yes, everybody's got a pere.
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: I mean I don't, obviously, but a lot of people do. Yeah,
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: a lot of people do.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: Also, someone takes you on three four eight three and
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: wanted to know if Jase was wearing them in four
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: wheel drive mode, which is where you put the strap
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: down and properly have them connected to your feet, see right,
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: really get into your business. He does, in fact have
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: them in four wheel drive mode.
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: Not at the moment, I don't, actually key, So what's
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: the other mother in just regular driving?
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just man, it's just that you're just slipping them
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: on just quickly, you know, if you take the time
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: to bend down and put the strap on. Yes, don't
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: laugh at strap on?
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: Well look that surprises me, to be honest, right, But
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: you know, but the other thing I didn't mention, of course, is.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: They're bloody comfortable.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: Well, I was mentioned talk about Okay, do you think
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: you'll wear them again to work?
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: Definitely? Probably all the time.
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: It's a good summer lot. Well, you've broken the ice
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: now so many times. You know, we can beg you
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: for them as long as you're happy, man, that's right.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: Make yeah, yeah, I'm comfortable, and yeah.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: If you're in Crockston, I'm pretty happy as well.
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and the audience is happy because we get a
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: lot of content out of it.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: Actually, why don't you wear your orthopedic slip on?
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: I don't have orthopedic slip on? But once again, if
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: you want to see a photo of it, up on
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: the Huducky Big Shows and Instagram and also Radio Hoodarkey
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: on Facebook. What's on Telly's up next? Isn't it?
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Fellas the Hodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: And Kisy Portugal the man there on the Radio Hodarky
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: Big Show this Thursday evening.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: Let's talk TV.
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
• 42:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, whoa.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: That's how we do it, man, That's how we watch TV.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I do when I'm watching TV. Sen
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: As the film starts. Yeah, my wife loves it.
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: I watched the last episode of the series Bad Monkey,
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: you remember that one Vince vaughn Man and ten episodes
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: and it's on Apple TV and it's a comedy and
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: it's based on a book, Bad Monkey, which I apparently
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: have read, but despite watching all of the series, could
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: remember nothing about nothing.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: Does it make you want to read the book now?
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: Though? No, I've already read it, I know. But does
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: it make it again? No, No it doesn't. I enjoyed
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: the series, but the ending is a real letdown. Sure, yeah,
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: a real mystery. So if you're gonna have a last
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: episode like that, it begs the question, why'd you bother
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: making the other nine episodes? Yes, it just it just
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: the ending happens. It's it's a it's about a murder
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: or whatever. So there's crimes, they're trying to catch a criminal,
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: there's a detective pursuing, pursuing, pursuing. You would anticipate that
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: the climax would involve the victory of good over evil
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: or if it's If it's not that, then evil wins
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: and you know he's going to you know it was,
• 43:46
  Speaker 5: but it just sort of petered out carry out.
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: It's amazing to me actually, and I've mentioned this before,
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: the amount of series that do that, you know, where
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: you sort of get invested in it and then it
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: just sort of falls apart.
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: What happened entirely entertain all the way through, Yes, but
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: just I don't understand why they had it like that,
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: and it's it's wrapped up, right. They can't make another
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: season based on that story. Will have to be a
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: whole new crime, and I hope they do. It was enjoyable, love,
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: It's born, It's even I would even go so far
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: as that's still worth watching.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Sure, kay.
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: Now, I was playing scrabble with my wife last night.
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: Just get this Moogie and Keyzy no, just wa you
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: just a few times, had a few tiles to go.
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: Hoydy j was about thirty points a here now shut
• 44:29
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• 44:32
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• 44:33
  Speaker 2: She got seventy eight was the word. It was a
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: triple word.
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: But it was also a connection to another word, and
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: the word was divorced.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: And it was just a nightmare.
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: But anyway, I'm going back to movies that I really
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: enjoy watching the first time, and I know that they're
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: not going to annoy me at watching them.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: A second time.
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: I watched Richard Jewell, which is which is a guy
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: that sort of based on a true It is based
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: on a true story.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: The atlanda Olympic who was a real He desperately wanted
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: to be a cop.
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: He just he wanted to be in law enforcement and
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: he was a security guy and he was actually a
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: hero when this bomb goes off. But then he gets
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: accused of actually setting off the bomb.
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: Well, can I say that he was at the Atlanta
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: Olympic year and ninety ninety six of memory serves me,
• 45:15
  Speaker 5: and he identified a bomb in a rubbishment and cleared
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: the area.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: Yes, And then they said, oh I know, actually it
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: was you that plants.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: And it was directed by Clint Eastwood.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: It was directed by Clint Eastwood. Yeah, really really good.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: Twenty minutes into it, Oh, I loved it.
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: And Paul Howser interesting who played the main character. Very
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: good actor, a very good actor. I also found out
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: he's a musician. He's also a writer and a producer.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: But here's the interesting thing. He's also a professional wrestler. Right,
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: so he's got quite the well he was.
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: He was nothing for many many years and he only
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: came into he only came to be known and I
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: Tanya when he was sort of one of the bumbling
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: assailants and that very funny.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: And Sam Rockwell, who's just always sensation. I love Letter
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: to the FBI agents.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I'm going to watch that because my wife
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: likes based on a true story movie. Oh yeah, it's
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: really good Netflix, I think so okay, how many buzzies
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: for It's excellent.
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: There's just a couple of scenes in there at the
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: end where he's I can't I can't tell you.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: That's what happens.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: The Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
• 46:28
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• 46:31
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• 46:33
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• 46:33
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• 46:37
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• 46:45
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• 46:48
  Speaker 4: the marketing department because we were wanting to sort of,
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: you know, play golf all around the country, and they
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  Speaker 4: got stuck into it.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't they easy?
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  Speaker 5: Yea, And I've sort of been caught in the middle
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  Speaker 5: because I could give a shit about golf, but I'm
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: very excited about being dragged out for not just nine
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  Speaker 5: holes but eighteen.
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  Speaker 2: Two holes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, get out there and do some burnouts on it
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  Speaker 3: and that'll be closed. But we'll do We'll play a
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  Speaker 3: couple of holes twice though.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay. Nice.
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  Speaker 3: Also, we have a contingency plan because I did foresee
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: Moogie potentially not being keen to play golf with us,
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: which is fine, and the pants Man will play for you.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: Oh really, and then you can just join us afterwards.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's magnificent, I mean, because that's what I assume
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  Speaker 3: might happen.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Great.
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  Speaker 3: But basically the opportunity is for it's the Radio Hurducky
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: Swingers Club, and we wanted to use our status as
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: radio DJs to basically freeload our way on to some
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: of the best golf courses in New Zealand y total yes,
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: and bring listeners along with us. So we're looking for
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: groups of four to come and join the very first
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: Radio Urducky Swingers Club. We're going to be playing at
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: Moody Way Golf Links near Auckland, which is just an
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: amazing course. We have golf carts. I think we're getting
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: shirts made great, the full thing, food, drinks, everything provided
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  Speaker 3: us and then we'll be doing a show from the
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: golf club afterwards as well, which is pretty damn awesome.
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  Speaker 3: If you are keen int and out, Hudarky dot co
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  Speaker 3: dot in zid and get amongst the party.
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  Speaker 5: I'll meet you guys at the nineteenth hole. Yeah, I'll
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: tee you off when you guys to you off and
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  Speaker 5: we'll see how we're going.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm down for that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, a few schooners in the clubhouse.
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  Speaker 2: What's the idea is that we mix the teams up?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I reckon you put teas in the bowl just
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: to see who goes with who?
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  Speaker 5: Right where you go with the older what's the name
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  Speaker 5: of that one there where it's sort of you have
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: you both play a shot and you go with the
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  Speaker 5: best shot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we could do that. I like to just play
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: my own game.
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  Speaker 2: Out Yeah, fair enough, manet.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, these rules are all up for discussion that
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: we've literally just invented this thing. But Hodaki dot coto
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  Speaker 3: inzid into there, if you'd like to join us, and
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: also if you've got any suggestions of places we should
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: go around the country and play like awesome courses in
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: that text ideas three to three four eight three.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, bloody great idea actually, because that's the idea, Mogi,
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: is we travel around the country doing this.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah great, Well, let me know when you go, and
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  Speaker 3: I might be key the.
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  Speaker 1: Whole actually big shot with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah boy, there you go. That's your Thursday done
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  Speaker 4: and dusted. Now, Mogi, when you arrive today, I thought
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: you'd just come from the gym, but now you're probably
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: going to go to the gym after this?
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  Speaker 2: Is that?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't go to the gym and I didn't
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: go yesterday, and I'm like, will I just go?
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: Will I go?
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  Speaker 3: Will I just go and have a sauna?
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  Speaker 2: Sure?
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  Speaker 5: But actually I feel pretty good, so I am going
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: to go. Yeah, E have mentioned I had a horror asleep,
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: but yeah, I am going to go. I'm going to
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: go to the gym. Yeah, and sort of rub shoulders
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: with the other eight thousand bastards will be over there.
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: Good on your mates, Good on your keysy. What are
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: your plans mate, you'll you'll probably need to have a
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: little bit of a nap and a lie down after
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: our game, if a game today.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: I had a shocking sleep as well, two days in
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: a row, work up at three am, which were discussed,
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: thinking people are breaking into my house, so I just
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: want to sleep through the night. So I'm thinking is
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: I'll start to like eleven, have a cup the beers,
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: and then just hit the sack. Yeah, man, you know
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: what I mean and hopefully get through the night. Alcohol
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: is a tendency to wake you up. It doesn't. It
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: doesn't wake me up if I have like just a few, right,
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  Speaker 3: And this is like purely for sleep reasons. I'm not
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: just heading the purse for no reason.
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  Speaker 2: Sure.
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  Speaker 4: I mean I haven't slept through the night since nineteen ninety.
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  Speaker 3: Ten.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, man, So you know, I'm just used to
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: it now.
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: Last couple of nights, as previously discussed, hasn't been too bad.
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  Speaker 2: Still shocking, but anyway, I'm not going to go on
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: about it. Were you are? I mentioned it? Lessen?
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: Looking forward to going home and just hanging out with
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: my lovely wife.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah she's not. She said she might pop out.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: Actually, does your daughter ever join in on scrabble.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: No though she should because she's bloody good both words,
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: I tell.
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  Speaker 3: You, Yeah, but you can't use those kind of words.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: True story.
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: She corrects me all the time. On my England she goes, no, no, dead,
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: that's not just.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: On your grammar or one when you're being racist.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: All that stuff. Yeah, she just sort of ignores the racism.
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: Yes, well, you know there's a whole generation of us
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: who are just waiting for the racist to die off.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, exactly.
• 51:15
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